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Speaker 1: Good word from Hell.

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Speaker 2: It's your good friend Clayton here with my co host,

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my little buddy, my little pal, my little cheek old guy,

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little little man, my little boy.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep going. I'm getting younger and younger. Yes,

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my little fetus, my little sperm.

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Speaker 2: Chris.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm Chris Demarson.

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Speaker 3: I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to this podcast

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where we interview everyone in the afterlife. Clayton vice president,

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well former vice president of Hell keep saying that Satan's

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little brother and my co host. Yes, I've always been

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a podcast host and that's as i of a title

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as I will ever claim.

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Speaker 1: What are we doing today? Let's interview some folks. Huh.

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Speaker 3: I was curious you mentioned a while back that you

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were seeing someone.

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Speaker 1: How's that going? Are y'all still you know? Sorry, this

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is an audio only podcast, but.

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Speaker 2: Currently my two fore fingers are twirling and poking together.

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And that's not the that's not the only thing poking up.

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That's disgusting, Chris, that's horrible. What are you doing, man?

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Speaker 1: So what are you doing? Sorry? Jesus?

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Speaker 2: Well, no, it's going great, No, it's going great. We

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actually went on a bit of a date today I

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met her parents. Oh yeah, things are moving pretty quickly.

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It was great though I put on a horrible first impression.

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Speaker 1: That's great. Yeah, they were very unimpressed. Hated me. They

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told us that they had the opposite of a blessing.

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Speaker 2: The they cursed our relationship, which that's accept in the

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right direction.

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Speaker 1: Some things are going, they're going great. They hated me great,

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so what's not to hate? You know what?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, But anyways, they might be listening to

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this podcast, and if you are, fuck you. Your main

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loaf was terrible. It was overtooked, so they'll get what

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that means. We had meet loaf.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think pretty clear what that means.

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Speaker 2: No, it's an inside joke, Chris, it's an inside joke.

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My girlfriend's darn's okay, a girlfriend. You're putting a title

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on it.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, you know.

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Speaker 2: I'm making MySpace official, Facebook official, LinkedIn official. They don't

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have an area in LinkedIn for relationship status, but if they.

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Speaker 1: Didn't, you'd be on there.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of LinkedIn, if you're following us on Patreonic Good

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Morning from hell dot com, you have the opportunity to

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get Clayton's official LinkedIn connection.

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Speaker 2: And what an opportunity that no one has taken up

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on four months. Yeah, I looked in my inbox the

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other day. Actually, no, there was somebody. Hold on, sorry,

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I'm just pronouncing your name, Yustin Mohammad Yuston wrote in

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said at all cops, so they.

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Speaker 1: Should be screaming. Yeah, hi, Clayton. You know I'm your

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youngest fan.

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Speaker 2: Youngest On LinkedIn why they specify that I'm your youngest fan?

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Speaker 1: Also tell Chris he needs to fix his voice. Uh so,

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what's wrong with it? I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I guess he likes my voice. My voice sounds normal.

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Your voice is a little grading, Chris. I've heard from

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the audience that they find your voice to be agitating.

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Speaker 1: Well, you do sometimes use a food grater on my throat?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I try, absolutely can. Let's get to the episode.

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Huh farting around for long enough?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? All right?

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Speaker 2: Well, so who do we have on? Well, you know

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I mentioned earlier with my girlfriend. We were out walking

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in one of Hell's famous parks, which is lettered in trash, yeah, swamp,

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you know, and all that stuff, and I happen to

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find this cool object and I thought it was a

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little bit of a show. And tell for our audio

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only popodcast. It's this ball that's a Pokemon. It's got

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the red and the white. So I found this just

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like sitting there in the park. So I was like,

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damn what a fine? Could be nothing? Could be a TM,

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could be an him, could be a potion, could be

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a scape rope. Yeah, it's weird. It they all look

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like poke balls. It's very confusing.

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Speaker 1: Could be a voltaur but it hasn't exploded yet. Yeah,

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I know my Pokemon. So I figured, you know, Pokemon

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card opening packs.

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Speaker 2: That's like a big thing on the social media, so

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I thought like, let's have that on the podcast. But like,

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open a poke ball and see what jumps out here?

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What jumps out?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Well that's the thing is if it's a Pokemon, we're

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gonna have some communications issues because they just say their

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names over and over.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. Without further ado, I'm gonna open this

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ball and shit, oh my Jesus fuck. Hey hey what

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I meant? Wow?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Oh you talk whoa? Yeah? Cool? Hey you're Pokemon at

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gang Guard.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gang Guard. Thanks for a recognizers. Ging Guard

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don't speak my language that sorry?

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Speaker 2: Sorry sorry, is there a name you would prefers to

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call you. That's not gingar, that got it. Okay, don't do.

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Speaker 4: The accent, it's the accent.

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Speaker 2: Just oh okay, okay, Chris, let's work on that. I

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don't want you to defend our guests ginger here.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 2: So like I thought, you guys only set your names.

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I thought it wasn't have to be like ginger gingar.

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Speaker 5: No, that's just I feel like people don't listen to

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what we're actually saying.

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Speaker 4: That's how you're interpreting it.

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Speaker 1: Oh gotcha. Yeah, you're like a living being.

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Speaker 2: You have like your own thoughts and feelings and emotions

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and yeah it's complex.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: So you're a ghost type Pokemon, if my memory serves

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me correct.

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Speaker 4: A little poison. It's a little poison in there.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, okay, a little spice. It's fun, you know,

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I do it.

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Speaker 4: It's sprinkle all the time. Yeah, no, let her know

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your next movie.

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Speaker 2: You're like a pretty powerful pokeon too, because you're like

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the third evolution, right, yeah.

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Speaker 4: The thickest, the thickest one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So you started out as a ghastly right, Well.

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Speaker 5: Actually I start off as a human. So there's a

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pre evolution to the first one.

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Speaker 1: Of me because you're a ghost.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you were a human that turned into a

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ghost Pokemon.

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Speaker 4: It's kind of sad. God, damn, that was a bad bitch.

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Speaker 1: What was your pre evolution?

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Speaker 4: A bad bitch?

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: People just really don't like babbage as they're always trying

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to capture them.

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Speaker 4: That's what happened, you know, just walking.

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Speaker 5: Around here, uh huh, fattest ass possible, titties, just everything

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on point.

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Speaker 4: And you know how men do.

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Speaker 1: I gotta get you? Oh myself.

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Speaker 5: One day walking down the street, minding my own business,

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and this man was like, hey, want some dinner. Of

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course I do. I'm a bad bitch, of course I

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want free food. Go on the restaurant. There's a net.

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Speaker 4: Oh he threw something in my face, said it was

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a drink.

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Speaker 5: Think it was some potion. Next thing I know, I

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wake up. I'm a ghost. I think he said his

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name was p Diddy or something like that. Not sure,

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but I just woke up as a gold mic that's all.

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Oh my gosh, sorry, that's yeah, a lot of baby oil.

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Speaker 3: I heard about the sex trafficking, but Pokemon traffic in

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splashed in the face out.

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Speaker 1: So then when you woke up. You were then a ghastly, right.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just hissing and flying around and shit

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like I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Just like a piste off ball. Yeah, I mean I

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would be too.

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Speaker 4: And then I didn't even get the food.

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Speaker 1: That's insult injury right there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that was trifling.

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Speaker 5: Now I'm gonna Pokemon Center getting a little fucking pellets and shit,

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it's not the bikes.

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Speaker 1: That is not fat ass gone. Yeah, just a circle,

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just a circle.

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Speaker 6: I'm just fat all that worked for fucking nothing BdL

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for nothing, no refines.

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Speaker 1: Then you train and battle to level up or tell

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your story.

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Speaker 5: Well, now I feel like it just gets sadder because

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now I was just mining my business because I'm a

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ghastly just floating around, and then some random fucker throws

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a ball at my face and now I'm just trapped.

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So I went from being a bad bitch to now

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essentially I'm a slave.

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Speaker 4: Like this is slavery. Oh my god, it's slavery.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're not wrong. Justice for Pokemon, Justice for

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Pokemon guys. Yeah, oh my god.

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Speaker 5: I did train, but it was legitimately against my will.

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I was just floating around haunting motherfuckers. Now I'm being trained.

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I'm having to fight every day to go get.

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Speaker 4: A pellet of food.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, I welcome death.

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Speaker 1: Yeah maybe at best you could faint. That's about it

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really quick.

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Speaker 2: I do want to talk about your days as being

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a haunter, which is the next Lucia ghastly.

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Speaker 1: But the poke ball was it like kids dank?

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Speaker 4: It is musty tart. Honestly, it depends on the owner.

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Speaker 5: I've switched pokemon masters as they like to call themselves, slavery.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I switch masters a few times.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, it depends because certain not to bring race

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into it, but certain races clean their balls a little

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bit differently.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, I didn't know that.

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Speaker 5: In certain cultures, particularly Caucasian culture. I found out that

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like they don't wash their legs, like they just let

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this soap go down. They also don't use wash cloths.

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So well, Chris, is that true?

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Speaker 1: Is this true?

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Speaker 2: Because I'm red and I wash everything, But as a

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white man, you don't wash your balls.

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Speaker 5: They don't wash their legs. The soap just falls. I

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heard it through the ball.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to whitewash anything. I guess you

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don't want to wash. Definitely something they're not washing my ball.

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Speaker 5: I'll say that they leave shoes on. Yeah, it's just

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all kinds of things, cultural differences. I don't like to stereotype.

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So it stinks in there. Sometimes it's okay, but once again,

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I'm just a thick bitch living in a ball.

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Speaker 1: Have you upgraded to a new ball?

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Speaker 2: Because I know that they've got the great ball, They've

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got the Ultra Ball, the Safari.

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Speaker 5: You know, that's just aesthetics. It's all the same little

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musty unit inside. I mean it's just kind of sleeping there.

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It looks like it, but it's not. That's capitalism, wow.

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Speaker 1: Just slapping a paint of coat on it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's charge and more, just like in an apartment

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when they're like, oh, upgraded appliances and it's like you

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just painted that fucking light fixture.

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Speaker 4: You didn't change it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, there's a fridge in here, Yeah, like it

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should be.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like it's just the worst studio apartment. Imagine.

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Speaker 4: It is definitely La.

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Speaker 1: La and the ball. Can you like make complaints to

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your like, well, I don't know if landlord is.

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Speaker 5: The world, I mean I can, but I'm in the ball.

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So they're just being like, oh, you know what I mean.

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And then when I'm out.

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Speaker 4: I'm fighting for my life because of not I'm gonna

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get knocked.

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Speaker 1: Out immediately thrown in the battle. Wow.

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Speaker 5: The only respite I get is if I'm at the

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Poky Center, I get to kind of vibe out.

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Speaker 4: Is this bitch Nurse Joy in there?

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Speaker 1: She's cool. Chancy he's a dick, but uh, Chancey's a dick.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but I thought that Chancey was a bad

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bitch too, though.

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Speaker 5: No chance he thinks she's a bad bitch or he

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he depends, It depends there. You know, I don't like

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to miss gender, but yeah, chance he's a whore. She's

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just smash. I don't like to talk out of turn.

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Speaker 1: It's cool, it's cool. Just hand out eggs, yo, Yeah,

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who's eggs?

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Speaker 4: Are those? She's freaky or he.

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Speaker 1: Or they save space? Here.

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Speaker 2: You can talk about nurse joint. Hey, we wanna talk

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about Officer Jenny. We can get into Officer Jenny. But

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I know that's a touchy subject.

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Speaker 1: We don't have to.

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Speaker 4: All cots are bad.

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Speaker 1: My own presser.

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Speaker 2: So it sounds like life is rough, and it sounds

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like you're first I'm just gonna call him trainer because

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I feel like I can't say the other word.

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Speaker 1: You've been leveled up.

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Speaker 2: Eventually you got good enough at fighting that you became

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a haunter.

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Speaker 1: What was that like? What's transforming? Like?

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Speaker 5: Once I got over the systematic oppression, I feel like

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I was able to thrive more in the Pokemon world

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because you gotta have to just like pretending stuff's not happening.

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Once I got to that mindset, it was way better.

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I got a little points here, so I started getting

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more body like waste was getting a little bit more snatched,

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eyes got a little less, you know what I mean.

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So yeah, I felt cuter.

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Speaker 6: Still no legs though, still no legs, just floating about.

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Speaker 1: Your hands are disconnected from your body or head. Yeah

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that costs more, but at least they have hands now.

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Before they were.

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Speaker 5: Just I was just doing it by tongue. I trained

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a lot with Look at tongue about that that's.

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Speaker 1: The perfect Yeah? Yeah, wow.

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Speaker 2: We could just go down the list of the original

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one fifty one and I bet, I mean, I don't

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even want to get into mister mind.

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Speaker 5: Dude, that freak, Like, don't tell nobody but mister mind

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was definitely knocking down Ash's mom.

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Speaker 1: No, Misketchum.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he was acting like I'm just cleaning the house.

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They were fucking, oh my god, and Professor Oak was

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ashes mom was going about, oh my yeah, Professor Old.

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She was how else would Ash start off with a Pikachu.

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That's nobody started pokemon. Yea, your mom's fucking. Your mom's

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fucking so it's nepotism.

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Speaker 1: Professor Oak was giving him up.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, Wow, just like in little league.

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Speaker 5: Football when it's a player that sucks and it's like,

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how does he keep getting on the field. Oh, his

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mom's fucking same thing. Same Forrinciple, who's Ash's that. I'm

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just saying him and Professor Oak have the same facial structure.

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Speaker 4: I can see their faces look exactly the same.

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Speaker 5: They're both annoying to Is that normal because I wasn't

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a human that long.

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Speaker 4: People usually stay ten years old forever. Is that like normal?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, He's like traveled legitimately all over the world, all

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of the different regions, all the different gyms.

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Speaker 1: He still just hasn't hit puberty yet.

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Speaker 5: As Jilla child. Also, his mom needs to be arrested.

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Very neglectful.

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Speaker 1: She wanted him out of the house. Wonder why block it?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, so we go from Haunter. You

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get some point your eyes are a little more figured out,

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you get some hands, and then you evolve into Gingar

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your current form, and like it's gotta say, that's like

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an improvement.

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Speaker 1: You look great.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: You look like a bad bitch once again.

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Speaker 4: You Yeah, of course, you know, eyes are always rich.

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I get to smoke weed.

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Speaker 3: Now, Oh yeah, that's cool. Is that like a skill

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that you learned, like when you leveled up?

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Speaker 2: Can you move?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: No, it's more like just an item. They could be acquired.

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It's medicinal, but you have to wait till the final

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form to acquire that.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I'll take a puff of the Poka

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fluid if you want to pass that over here.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, here you go.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Gigar cast smug, super effective. Wow? What is

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evolving like? You know?

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Speaker 5: That?

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Speaker 1: Is it painful?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: Does it feel good?

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Speaker 5: This might be a little tm I okay, it's like

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not an orgasm. Whatever the feeling is right before.

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Speaker 2: So, Chris, you know when you're always talking about gooning

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and stuff like that. Sorry, getting goar to ktch you.

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Speaker 4: He gave Gooner. I knew we would get it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. No, he's a big self proclaimed good First it's

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like that I suppose, yeah, just edging.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So then whenever you finally I guess complete the evolution,

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is it like a big orgasm or is it?

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Speaker 4: No, that's what makes it. It's like I feel like

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it was coming, and then it's just like this is it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: The ad came up that right, right.

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Speaker 3: See when I went through my evolution, which I would

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just call puberty.

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Speaker 1: I came a lot. You know, you can't even help it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Goooner, we knew what you called it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so have you experimented with mega evolution yet?

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Speaker 5: I try not to touch those crystals and PDEs forms

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enhancing dress.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's like steroids. It seems to work

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out pretty well for EV.

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Speaker 5: Oh that fucking slut well EV. You know, I'm not

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gonna call it EV a slugt. EV is a slut.

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EV's actually more of like a queen. So that's not

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even different evolutions. That's just drag.

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Speaker 4: Oh he was just doing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's what's like you're a slipt because you're

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going and getting all of these things that act like

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you're doing something different, but it's the same. Oay, these

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are just different outfits.

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Speaker 1: Well that's impressive. Yeah, just going from older or.

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Speaker 2: You've probably encountered a lot of different Pokemon in your day.

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You certainly have strong opinions about some of them. Are

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there any like decent Pokemon or Pokemon that you kind

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of feel bad about?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I feel like Snorlax gets a bad rap. You know.

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Speaker 5: It's definitely some body shaming that's going on there in

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the Pokemon community.

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Speaker 4: Like the snoreles is actually really strong.

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Speaker 1: Now you're just taking a nap. Just leave alone, dude.

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Narcalypsy it's a condition.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, after the first generation, I'll give a fuck about

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those other fucks. Like the song clearly states one hundred

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and fifty I get or more, but now it's two more.

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Like there's a pair of fucking keys. Why are you here?

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Speaker 1: There's a lamp?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, who are you?

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Speaker 1: There's a trash bag.

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Speaker 5: They're just gluing googly eyes on things at this point.

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You're not one of us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I know that in your specific instance, you

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were a human and then you.

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Speaker 1: Turn into a ghost that happened to be a ghost.

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Speaker 2: Pokemon or other pokemon also like humans at some point

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or like, what's up with that?

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Speaker 4: So you know who?

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Speaker 5: Actually the reverse of that, Okay, the one that everybody

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be going to Chris will probably know.

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Speaker 1: Oh, the bunny rabbit one. The only reason I know

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about the bunny rabbit is because Chris's boaster hung up

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in his bed.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this guy, oh, Low Puney is one. But then

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there's another, the green one.

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Speaker 1: Oh, the one that they made the stuffed animal about. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why I know all this. I

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promise you I'm not a gooner like Chris. I promise you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I like Low Punny for their person, Chris Gardivore.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, everybody thinks that she used to be a woman. No,

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she just used to be a blade of grass. So

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everybody's jacking off to that used jacking off to a

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blade of grass.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris, remember that next time.

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Speaker 4: There's so much fanfic shit that's unfortunate.

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Speaker 1: I guess I should. Well, I don't want to say

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touch grass, but yeah, yeah, Chris has been touched bloody

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of agress.

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Speaker 4: That's enough grass.

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Speaker 1: If you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of pokemon and stuff like that, I kind of

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want to do like a bit of a fire move

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and roast some of our Patreon people. That's sound fun

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to you, guys?

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, if you go to good Money from Hell

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dot com, you could submit yourself to get roasted on

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the show, because what better way to support content creators

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than to have us make funny.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like a bit of a magma right now,

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fiery thick ass.

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Speaker 1: Let's get this going. This first one's from Michael Belcher.

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Speaker 2: Michael says, I'm a thirty seven year old Australian single

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and still haven't learned to play the guitar.

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Speaker 1: Is that required for Australians? I don't know that much

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playing the guitar. I don't know. He also specified a single,

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so it's uh, not a lot of.

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Speaker 2: Action down, non ven you might yeah, yeah, I do

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notice that he submitted this back in October of twenty

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twenty four. Hopefully he's still listening to the show because

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we have not gotten around to this.

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Speaker 3: Probably still didn't have a girlfriend, so probably he still

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listening to the show.

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Speaker 4: I still don't play the guitar, are you?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm sure that this is pretty up to date.

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He says he's a lawyer for a living. That's pretty cool.

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I suppose I'm impressive. Yeah, you should be able to

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get a girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: Making a lot of money with no bitches.

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Speaker 3: Come on, man, maybe not a very good lawyer, the

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court appointed lawyer that gets passed.

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Speaker 4: Her at Maggy Soup.

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Speaker 2: Like.

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Speaker 4: Oh, he comes in, it's like, I'm going to jail.

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Speaker 1: This is gonna go. Well, no, my papers, My papers

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are everywhere. Oh no, I've got Belgian Oh no.

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Speaker 2: For an embarrassing story or confession, Michael said I'm financially

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supporting a three year old that's not embarrassing. Oh oh wait, no,

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he says, I'm financially supporting a three year old podcast

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that turned into a bit of a burn for us here. Yeah, damn, Michael,

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thank you. We're supposed to be roasting you, bro.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, please keep up those child support payment. Yeah

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we really need those. You're running late on them, dude,

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We need them to eat.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Michael. And then we've got one more here.

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This is from d Man. All right, d Man, I

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bet this guy's can be full of personality. D Man

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says he's a twenty five year old newly single.

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Speaker 3: Geek oh, how long is newly single? If it's more

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than five years.

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Speaker 5: It's not fifteen years.

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Speaker 2: Again, this was submitted back in twenty twenty four. I'm

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so sorry we had a back catalog to get caught

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up on. I'm assuming outside of the age, you're probably

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what twenty six now, this is probably up to date.

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Speaker 1: You're probably still single.

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Speaker 2: They also happened to be a New York Giants fan,

472
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and they love any pop culture stuff from the eighties,

473
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nineties and early two thousands.

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Speaker 1: Well, I hope you like Pokemon, D Man. Yeah, this

475
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episode's for you.

476
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Speaker 2: D Man.

477
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Speaker 4: I help you get any women, but now I might,

478
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it might.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking shit, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: And then as far as what they do for a living,

481
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d Man says, I'm a public speaker and social media

482
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influencer and I have been for the past six years.

483
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Speaker 4: He still can't get a woman?

484
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Speaker 1: D Man?

485
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Speaker 5: Yeah doing, Yeah, I got to be How may can

486
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we be?

487
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Speaker 1: We need to get d Man on the podcast. I mean,

488
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you guys have.

489
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Speaker 3: All heard about d right, Well, we already have one

490
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demon on the podcast.

491
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's me. Yeah, that's good. That's good. Chris, Well,

492
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I wonder what they're publicly speaking about.

493
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Speaker 4: You know what's funny. This could be the level of

494
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my life. I'm like, wait, we actually like a lot

495
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of comment unless you're ugly.

496
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Speaker 1: Yeah, de man, here gingora.

497
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Speaker 2: As far as an embarrassing story, in fourth grade, I

498
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once walked into a brick column on accident at school

499
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while trying to make it to the bathroom with my

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eyes closed.

501
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Speaker 4: On accident. Oh okay, don't call me.

502
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Speaker 2: I had to get seven stitches above my right eye.

503
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Speaker 1: Trying to go to platform night quarters.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, what was the reason? I really want to know.

505
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Speaker 2: They just said they wanted to get to the bathroom

506
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with their eyes closed, and I guess that experiment failed. Sorry,

507
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d Man, you are not darnel Well. Thank you to

508
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our folks who have submitted roast requests.

509
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Speaker 1: You just got burned. Thanks for doing that.

510
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Speaker 2: And if you're listening to this and you're following us

511
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on Patreon and you haven't some, you should submit. We

512
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love interacting with their community by ruthlessly insulting them on

513
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our podcast.

514
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Speaker 1: And also, if you're listening to this show and you want.

515
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,599
Speaker 2: To support the show, going and over to goodmorn from

516
00:20:08,599 --> 00:20:10,559
hell dot com, follow us from the Patreon and you

517
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get roasted.

518
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Speaker 1: Yeah, get roasted. So gingar, what's dating life like as

519
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a pokemon?

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Speaker 5: Well, A lot of times people don't see me physically

521
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and emotionally. Honestly, I spent a lot of time in

522
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the ball golden unless I have a battle where it

523
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we're getting real active. That's the most action ie field.

524
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Sometimes I may cop a feel consensually.

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Speaker 3: Consensually yeah sure, well yeah if y'all are both only, yeah,

526
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it's fine.

527
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Speaker 1: Sometimes yeah, use this home.

528
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Speaker 4: They don't know you know what I'm saying, Like they

529
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don't speak our language.

530
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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's that a new move?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

532
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Speaker 5: Get off of them? Like, no, they're really giving it

533
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to them. But I would love to find the love

534
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of my life one day.

535
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Speaker 4: You know, maybe it would be another ghost. I am a.

536
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Speaker 5: Ghost and a poison type. So who do y'all think

537
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will be good for me? Maybe let's do a little matchmaking.

538
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Speaker 2: I guess your weakness is dark type, right, it was

539
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a ghost.

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Speaker 1: Poke on like, tall, dark and handsome. It's your weakness. Yeah,

541
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I might like that it's all dark and handsome. Yeah.

542
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If that's the case.

543
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Speaker 2: Then Tyrannatar. They're thick, they're handsome, they're dark type.

544
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Speaker 3: Just check my polka decks here psychic, you're also a

545
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weakness for so maybe a psychiaist.

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Speaker 1: There's some things to unpack.

547
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Speaker 4: I'm on pokeing and all these pictures pop up. Oh

548
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you know what I like?

549
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Speaker 1: Who's that?

550
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Speaker 4: Cadabra?

551
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Speaker 1: Cadabra? Okay, that makes sense, your weakness for psychic.

552
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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's thick. He always has that spoon. Wait a minute,

553
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he always has that spoon? Is that heroin?

554
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Speaker 5: Because they say a lot of Pokemon are addicted to

555
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drugs unless your own devices for a long period of time.

556
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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, you already mentioned the performance enhancing drugs. Yeah.

557
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Speaker 2: What you're saying tracks though, because when he becomes Alexazami's

558
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got the two spoons, so he's doubled the dosage and

559
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he's lost that fat ass as a result.

560
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Speaker 1: Of the drug use.

561
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Speaker 5: That's always goes first, Yeah, it does. Yeah, let's stay

562
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away from there.

563
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Speaker 2: We might have to avoid the Abra family for your

564
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own safety.

565
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I'm disgusted from that already. Yeah.

567
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Speaker 2: Plus they probably trying to do magic tricks. Hey, listen, guys,

568
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I think I might have find the match here. If

569
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we're talking about psychic, if we're talking about a fat ass,

570
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we gotta.

571
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Speaker 1: Do Mewtwoh, I think we got to hook it up

572
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with mewtwoe.

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Speaker 5: You two is thick and it's natural, came out the

574
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glass like that.

575
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Speaker 4: That might be the one.

576
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Speaker 3: I don't know if it is entirely natural, because it

577
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isn't canonically mewtwo just like a genetically modified version of me.

578
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Speaker 1: Not that I want to hold that against them.

579
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Speaker 5: But if the whole thing is modified, then does that

580
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then cancel out that? Just to add you know what, no,

581
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it's fake, but you know what. I'm looking at him

582
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and I oh.

583
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Speaker 2: Six seven, Wait a minute, God damn, it's all dark

584
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and handsome.

585
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that might be the movie. He's definitely

586
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one of those people you just have to tell to

587
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shut the fuck up. Though it's like, okay, I get it, smart,

588
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Yeah read books. Forty eight Laws of Power is not

589
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the best written book in the world. Like, there's other

590
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shit out here. Shut up.

591
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Speaker 2: So yeah, they might need someone powerful in their life

592
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to tell them to shut the fuck up. You know,

593
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they're probably used to the power trip, but they probably

594
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need someone to just.

595
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Speaker 1: Put them in the line.

596
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Speaker 4: Oh, we can do like some BDSM.

597
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Speaker 2: I think that there's potential for it and he's got

598
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that giant combo hybrid ass slash penis tail.

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Speaker 4: Oh I didn't even think about that.

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Speaker 1: He could do some things with that, I bet. Oh wow,

601
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I'm give a.

602
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Speaker 4: Look that up. I don't have a phone or a

603
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Polka Dix in the ball, so Zara away.

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Speaker 1: Mutuos in hell.

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Speaker 2: He killed all those scientists, so he's down here somewhere, definitely.

606
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Speaker 5: He also turned Ash into a rock, remember it all

607
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the Pokemon I had to cry to get him back alive.

608
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Speaker 4: So yeah, he should definitely be in here.

609
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Speaker 1: Yeah. He also did all the cloning, so he's definitely

610
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down here.

611
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what other pokemono down here? Oh god, magic

612
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carb shit for sure to be down here. That fucker

613
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was committing genocide in the water. Did y'all hear about that? No?

614
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what happened?

615
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Speaker 5: It plays like it just flops around, but it was

616
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actually down there like killing.

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Speaker 6: Wow, oh my god, murdering. Yeah, it's a fascist, good lord,

618
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,079
Oh my god. Today I learned he created a police

619
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state and water.

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Speaker 2: I know that Cyther went on a stabbing spree not

621
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too long ago.

622
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Speaker 4: What.

623
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's currently on trial, but PSYTHERER might be down

624
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here soon.

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Speaker 4: I know, Jinx is down there because you know face.

626
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she tried to change your purple.

627
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Speaker 4: But it was like, bitch, we saw, we already saw what.

628
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we shot what you were doing. Even in the

629
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original one when it was not colored, you knew, we

630
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see what you did.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Amos and Andy Pokemon, we don't need it.

632
00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:24,759
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh shit, well, gingha, you don't have to get

633
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back in the ball.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. I can run around.

635
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Speaker 1: Yeah, now it is hell not a great place to

636
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run around.

637
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Speaker 5: But I'm floating because I'm a ghost. You know what,

638
00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:35,200
I can go back up and start a revolution. I'm

639
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gonna just go kill all the training.

640
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Speaker 2: You should let's go. I'm in support of this. I

641
00:24:38,319 --> 00:24:39,359
think that that's pretty cool.

642
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Speaker 5: I feel like that's what needed to be done. And

643
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then I put the Pokemon in the poke ball.

644
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, oh okay, well it kind of sound like

645
00:24:46,839 --> 00:24:50,960
the communist movement, but you know what, we're gonna support

646
00:24:51,079 --> 00:24:52,279
the revolution.

647
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Speaker 1: And at least the first time, the first part of it,

648
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we'll work shopping.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but pleasure having you on. I'm glad it bumped

650
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:58,319
into you out into the park.

651
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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: You're out, you're stretching and you're out dating and I

653
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,119
hope things work out with me too, thank you.

654
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 4: And I hope things work out with that girl you

655
00:25:04,759 --> 00:25:06,039
brought when you pick me up.

656
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too, me too.

657
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Speaker 4: I heard y'all arguing, though, Well, you.

658
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Speaker 2: Know that's like our baby talk. It's cute, it's all fun. Well,

659
00:25:12,039 --> 00:25:13,960
that's been another episode of Good Morning from Hell. Thank

660
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you to Gingar for being on the show, and Chris,

661
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,720
thank you for continuing to support the Pokemon business model

662
00:25:19,759 --> 00:25:22,359
by buying all the sexy Pokemon plushies and gooning to

663
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:23,400
them and et cetera, et cetera.

664
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I do what I can you do?

665
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Speaker 2: You certainly hear it at night, late, late at night,

666
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,039
and if you want to support us once again. Going

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00:25:30,079 --> 00:25:31,759
over to Good morn from Hell dot com, we also

668
00:25:31,799 --> 00:25:34,119
got merchandise stored a Good Morning from Hell dot com.

669
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,440
A lot of cool shirts like cool stuff. Yeah, yeah,

670
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we're gonna have poke. I don't want you to sue.

671
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See how long it takes for us yet not copyrights?

672
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Speaker 1: Oh quick?

673
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Speaker 2: We would have Michael Belcher defending us in court, our

674
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lawyer baby suit.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that that's gonna work out.

676
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Speaker 2: I don't think we're prepared for this Chris, I don't

677
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know if we can take that heat.

678
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Speaker 3: All right, all right, Hail Clayton, thank you so much

679
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,880
to Roxy Hayes for coming onto the show. Hey tell

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everyone listening where they can find you and what you do.

681
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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 5: So, yeah, my name is Roxy Hayes. I am a

683
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multi hyphenated entertainer. I do a lot of shit.

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Speaker 4: Comedian, I'm a rapper, I'm a gammer. I do a

685
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,200
lot of stuff. You can find me on everything at

686
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Roxy Hayes. It's ro x x Y h A z E.

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I'm releasing an album soon.

688
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Speaker 5: I just dropped a book called Half Famous, which is

689
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like a self help guide for creatives, and I post

690
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,079
content pretty.

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Speaker 4: Much every day. It's a lot of nerd stuff, so

692
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check it out.

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Speaker 1: Damn god, you're all over the place.

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Speaker 5: Unfortunately published author, Yeah, self published, but you know published.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's still cool. Shit. That's more than I

696
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fucking get. I do this podcast with Chris. Yeah, Well,

697
00:26:43,319 --> 00:26:46,519
we'll have links to find all of your mini things.

698
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,559
Too many to list so much. We're gonna hit her

699
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,079
character limit trying to link to all your theories. I'll

700
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just see you the link trees. There you go, There

701
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you go.

702
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Speaker 3: All right, well, thanks for coming on, and we're gonna

703
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,480
go talk about why we're own the house.

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Speaker 1: Bye. By