Speaker 1: Good word from Hell.
Speaker 2: It's your good friend Clayton here with my co host,
my little buddy, my little pal, my little cheek old guy,
little little man, my little boy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep going. I'm getting younger and younger. Yes,
my little fetus, my little sperm.
Speaker 2: Chris.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm Chris Demarson.
Speaker 3: I'm dead and my eternal punishment is to this podcast
where we interview everyone in the afterlife. Clayton vice president,
well former vice president of Hell keep saying that Satan's
little brother and my co host. Yes, I've always been
a podcast host and that's as i of a title
as I will ever claim.
Speaker 1: What are we doing today? Let's interview some folks. Huh.
Speaker 3: I was curious you mentioned a while back that you
were seeing someone.
Speaker 1: How's that going? Are y'all still you know? Sorry, this
is an audio only podcast, but.
Speaker 2: Currently my two fore fingers are twirling and poking together.
And that's not the that's not the only thing poking up.
That's disgusting, Chris, that's horrible. What are you doing, man?
Speaker 1: So what are you doing? Sorry? Jesus?
Speaker 2: Well, no, it's going great, No, it's going great. We
actually went on a bit of a date today I
met her parents. Oh yeah, things are moving pretty quickly.
It was great though I put on a horrible first impression.
Speaker 1: That's great. Yeah, they were very unimpressed. Hated me. They
told us that they had the opposite of a blessing.
Speaker 2: The they cursed our relationship, which that's accept in the
right direction.
Speaker 1: Some things are going, they're going great. They hated me great,
so what's not to hate? You know what?
Speaker 2: I don't know, But anyways, they might be listening to
this podcast, and if you are, fuck you. Your main
loaf was terrible. It was overtooked, so they'll get what
that means. We had meet loaf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think pretty clear what that means.
Speaker 2: No, it's an inside joke, Chris, it's an inside joke.
My girlfriend's darn's okay, a girlfriend. You're putting a title
on it.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, you know.
Speaker 2: I'm making MySpace official, Facebook official, LinkedIn official. They don't
have an area in LinkedIn for relationship status, but if they.
Speaker 1: Didn't, you'd be on there.
Speaker 3: Speaking of LinkedIn, if you're following us on Patreonic Good
Morning from hell dot com, you have the opportunity to
get Clayton's official LinkedIn connection.
Speaker 2: And what an opportunity that no one has taken up
on four months. Yeah, I looked in my inbox the
other day. Actually, no, there was somebody. Hold on, sorry,
I'm just pronouncing your name, Yustin Mohammad Yuston wrote in
said at all cops, so they.
Speaker 1: Should be screaming. Yeah, hi, Clayton. You know I'm your
youngest fan.
Speaker 2: Youngest On LinkedIn why they specify that I'm your youngest fan?
Speaker 1: Also tell Chris he needs to fix his voice. Uh so,
what's wrong with it? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I guess he likes my voice. My voice sounds normal.
Your voice is a little grading, Chris. I've heard from
the audience that they find your voice to be agitating.
Speaker 1: Well, you do sometimes use a food grater on my throat?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I try, absolutely can. Let's get to the episode.
Huh farting around for long enough?
Speaker 1: Yeah? All right?
Speaker 2: Well, so who do we have on? Well, you know
I mentioned earlier with my girlfriend. We were out walking
in one of Hell's famous parks, which is lettered in trash, yeah, swamp,
you know, and all that stuff, and I happen to
find this cool object and I thought it was a
little bit of a show. And tell for our audio
only popodcast. It's this ball that's a Pokemon. It's got
the red and the white. So I found this just
like sitting there in the park. So I was like,
damn what a fine? Could be nothing? Could be a TM,
could be an him, could be a potion, could be
a scape rope. Yeah, it's weird. It they all look
like poke balls. It's very confusing.
Speaker 1: Could be a voltaur but it hasn't exploded yet. Yeah,
I know my Pokemon. So I figured, you know, Pokemon
card opening packs.
Speaker 2: That's like a big thing on the social media, so
I thought like, let's have that on the podcast. But like,
open a poke ball and see what jumps out here?
What jumps out?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well that's the thing is if it's a Pokemon, we're
gonna have some communications issues because they just say their
names over and over.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. Without further ado, I'm gonna open this
ball and shit, oh my Jesus fuck. Hey hey what
I meant? Wow?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh you talk whoa? Yeah? Cool? Hey you're Pokemon at
gang Guard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gang Guard. Thanks for a recognizers. Ging Guard
don't speak my language that sorry?
Speaker 2: Sorry sorry, is there a name you would prefers to
call you. That's not gingar, that got it. Okay, don't do.
Speaker 4: The accent, it's the accent.
Speaker 2: Just oh okay, okay, Chris, let's work on that. I
don't want you to defend our guests ginger here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 2: So like I thought, you guys only set your names.
I thought it wasn't have to be like ginger gingar.
Speaker 5: No, that's just I feel like people don't listen to
what we're actually saying.
Speaker 4: That's how you're interpreting it.
Speaker 1: Oh gotcha. Yeah, you're like a living being.
Speaker 2: You have like your own thoughts and feelings and emotions
and yeah it's complex.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: So you're a ghost type Pokemon, if my memory serves
me correct.
Speaker 4: A little poison. It's a little poison in there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, okay, a little spice. It's fun, you know,
I do it.
Speaker 4: It's sprinkle all the time. Yeah, no, let her know
your next movie.
Speaker 2: You're like a pretty powerful pokeon too, because you're like
the third evolution, right, yeah.
Speaker 4: The thickest, the thickest one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So you started out as a ghastly right, Well.
Speaker 5: Actually I start off as a human. So there's a
pre evolution to the first one.
Speaker 1: Of me because you're a ghost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you were a human that turned into a
ghost Pokemon.
Speaker 4: It's kind of sad. God, damn, that was a bad bitch.
Speaker 1: What was your pre evolution?
Speaker 4: A bad bitch?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: People just really don't like babbage as they're always trying
to capture them.
Speaker 4: That's what happened, you know, just walking.
Speaker 5: Around here, uh huh, fattest ass possible, titties, just everything
on point.
Speaker 4: And you know how men do.
Speaker 1: I gotta get you? Oh myself.
Speaker 5: One day walking down the street, minding my own business,
and this man was like, hey, want some dinner. Of
course I do. I'm a bad bitch, of course I
want free food. Go on the restaurant. There's a net.
Speaker 4: Oh he threw something in my face, said it was
a drink.
Speaker 5: Think it was some potion. Next thing I know, I
wake up. I'm a ghost. I think he said his
name was p Diddy or something like that. Not sure,
but I just woke up as a gold mic that's all.
Oh my gosh, sorry, that's yeah, a lot of baby oil.
Speaker 3: I heard about the sex trafficking, but Pokemon traffic in
splashed in the face out.
Speaker 1: So then when you woke up. You were then a ghastly, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just hissing and flying around and shit
like I don't know.
Speaker 1: Just like a piste off ball. Yeah, I mean I
would be too.
Speaker 4: And then I didn't even get the food.
Speaker 1: That's insult injury right there.
Speaker 4: Yeah that was trifling.
Speaker 5: Now I'm gonna Pokemon Center getting a little fucking pellets and shit,
it's not the bikes.
Speaker 1: That is not fat ass gone. Yeah, just a circle,
just a circle.
Speaker 6: I'm just fat all that worked for fucking nothing BdL
for nothing, no refines.
Speaker 1: Then you train and battle to level up or tell
your story.
Speaker 5: Well, now I feel like it just gets sadder because
now I was just mining my business because I'm a
ghastly just floating around, and then some random fucker throws
a ball at my face and now I'm just trapped.
So I went from being a bad bitch to now
essentially I'm a slave.
Speaker 4: Like this is slavery. Oh my god, it's slavery.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're not wrong. Justice for Pokemon, Justice for
Pokemon guys. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 5: I did train, but it was legitimately against my will.
I was just floating around haunting motherfuckers. Now I'm being trained.
I'm having to fight every day to go get.
Speaker 4: A pellet of food.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I welcome death.
Speaker 1: Yeah maybe at best you could faint. That's about it
really quick.
Speaker 2: I do want to talk about your days as being
a haunter, which is the next Lucia ghastly.
Speaker 1: But the poke ball was it like kids dank?
Speaker 4: It is musty tart. Honestly, it depends on the owner.
Speaker 5: I've switched pokemon masters as they like to call themselves, slavery.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I switch masters a few times.
Speaker 5: But yeah, it depends because certain not to bring race
into it, but certain races clean their balls a little
bit differently.
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 5: In certain cultures, particularly Caucasian culture. I found out that
like they don't wash their legs, like they just let
this soap go down. They also don't use wash cloths.
So well, Chris, is that true?
Speaker 1: Is this true?
Speaker 2: Because I'm red and I wash everything, But as a
white man, you don't wash your balls.
Speaker 5: They don't wash their legs. The soap just falls. I
heard it through the ball.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to whitewash anything. I guess you
don't want to wash. Definitely something they're not washing my ball.
Speaker 5: I'll say that they leave shoes on. Yeah, it's just
all kinds of things, cultural differences. I don't like to stereotype.
So it stinks in there. Sometimes it's okay, but once again,
I'm just a thick bitch living in a ball.
Speaker 1: Have you upgraded to a new ball?
Speaker 2: Because I know that they've got the great ball, They've
got the Ultra Ball, the Safari.
Speaker 5: You know, that's just aesthetics. It's all the same little
musty unit inside. I mean it's just kind of sleeping there.
It looks like it, but it's not. That's capitalism, wow.
Speaker 1: Just slapping a paint of coat on it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's charge and more, just like in an apartment
when they're like, oh, upgraded appliances and it's like you
just painted that fucking light fixture.
Speaker 4: You didn't change it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, there's a fridge in here, Yeah, like it
should be.
Speaker 2: Sounds like it's just the worst studio apartment. Imagine.
Speaker 4: It is definitely La.
Speaker 1: La and the ball. Can you like make complaints to
your like, well, I don't know if landlord is.
Speaker 5: The world, I mean I can, but I'm in the ball.
So they're just being like, oh, you know what I mean.
And then when I'm out.
Speaker 4: I'm fighting for my life because of not I'm gonna
get knocked.
Speaker 1: Out immediately thrown in the battle. Wow.
Speaker 5: The only respite I get is if I'm at the
Poky Center, I get to kind of vibe out.
Speaker 4: Is this bitch Nurse Joy in there?
Speaker 1: She's cool. Chancy he's a dick, but uh, Chancey's a dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but I thought that Chancey was a bad
bitch too, though.
Speaker 5: No chance he thinks she's a bad bitch or he
he depends, It depends there. You know, I don't like
to miss gender, but yeah, chance he's a whore. She's
just smash. I don't like to talk out of turn.
Speaker 1: It's cool, it's cool. Just hand out eggs, yo, Yeah,
who's eggs?
Speaker 4: Are those? She's freaky or he.
Speaker 1: Or they save space? Here.
Speaker 2: You can talk about nurse joint. Hey, we wanna talk
about Officer Jenny. We can get into Officer Jenny. But
I know that's a touchy subject.
Speaker 1: We don't have to.
Speaker 4: All cots are bad.
Speaker 1: My own presser.
Speaker 2: So it sounds like life is rough, and it sounds
like you're first I'm just gonna call him trainer because
I feel like I can't say the other word.
Speaker 1: You've been leveled up.
Speaker 2: Eventually you got good enough at fighting that you became
a haunter.
Speaker 1: What was that like? What's transforming? Like?
Speaker 5: Once I got over the systematic oppression, I feel like
I was able to thrive more in the Pokemon world
because you gotta have to just like pretending stuff's not happening.
Once I got to that mindset, it was way better.
I got a little points here, so I started getting
more body like waste was getting a little bit more snatched,
eyes got a little less, you know what I mean.
So yeah, I felt cuter.
Speaker 6: Still no legs though, still no legs, just floating about.
Speaker 1: Your hands are disconnected from your body or head. Yeah
that costs more, but at least they have hands now.
Before they were.
Speaker 5: Just I was just doing it by tongue. I trained
a lot with Look at tongue about that that's.
Speaker 1: The perfect Yeah? Yeah, wow.
Speaker 2: We could just go down the list of the original
one fifty one and I bet, I mean, I don't
even want to get into mister mind.
Speaker 5: Dude, that freak, Like, don't tell nobody but mister mind
was definitely knocking down Ash's mom.
Speaker 1: No, Misketchum.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was acting like I'm just cleaning the house.
They were fucking, oh my god, and Professor Oak was
ashes mom was going about, oh my yeah, Professor Old.
She was how else would Ash start off with a Pikachu.
That's nobody started pokemon. Yea, your mom's fucking. Your mom's
fucking so it's nepotism.
Speaker 1: Professor Oak was giving him up.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, Wow, just like in little league.
Speaker 5: Football when it's a player that sucks and it's like,
how does he keep getting on the field. Oh, his
mom's fucking same thing. Same Forrinciple, who's Ash's that. I'm
just saying him and Professor Oak have the same facial structure.
Speaker 4: I can see their faces look exactly the same.
Speaker 5: They're both annoying to Is that normal because I wasn't
a human that long.
Speaker 4: People usually stay ten years old forever. Is that like normal?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, He's like traveled legitimately all over the world, all
of the different regions, all the different gyms.
Speaker 1: He still just hasn't hit puberty yet.
Speaker 5: As Jilla child. Also, his mom needs to be arrested.
Very neglectful.
Speaker 1: She wanted him out of the house. Wonder why block it?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, so we go from Haunter. You
get some point your eyes are a little more figured out,
you get some hands, and then you evolve into Gingar
your current form, and like it's gotta say, that's like
an improvement.
Speaker 1: You look great.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: You look like a bad bitch once again.
Speaker 4: You Yeah, of course, you know, eyes are always rich.
I get to smoke weed.
Speaker 3: Now, Oh yeah, that's cool. Is that like a skill
that you learned, like when you leveled up?
Speaker 2: Can you move?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No, it's more like just an item. They could be acquired.
It's medicinal, but you have to wait till the final
form to acquire that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I'll take a puff of the Poka
fluid if you want to pass that over here.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, here you go.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Gigar cast smug, super effective. Wow? What is
evolving like? You know?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 1: Is it painful?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Does it feel good?
Speaker 5: This might be a little tm I okay, it's like
not an orgasm. Whatever the feeling is right before.
Speaker 2: So, Chris, you know when you're always talking about gooning
and stuff like that. Sorry, getting goar to ktch you.
Speaker 4: He gave Gooner. I knew we would get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, he's a big self proclaimed good First it's
like that I suppose, yeah, just edging.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So then whenever you finally I guess complete the evolution,
is it like a big orgasm or is it?
Speaker 4: No, that's what makes it. It's like I feel like
it was coming, and then it's just like this is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The ad came up that right, right.
Speaker 3: See when I went through my evolution, which I would
just call puberty.
Speaker 1: I came a lot. You know, you can't even help it.
Speaker 4: Okay, Goooner, we knew what you called it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so have you experimented with mega evolution yet?
Speaker 5: I try not to touch those crystals and PDEs forms
enhancing dress.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's like steroids. It seems to work
out pretty well for EV.
Speaker 5: Oh that fucking slut well EV. You know, I'm not
gonna call it EV a slugt. EV is a slut.
EV's actually more of like a queen. So that's not
even different evolutions. That's just drag.
Speaker 4: Oh he was just doing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's what's like you're a slipt because you're
going and getting all of these things that act like
you're doing something different, but it's the same. Oay, these
are just different outfits.
Speaker 1: Well that's impressive. Yeah, just going from older or.
Speaker 2: You've probably encountered a lot of different Pokemon in your day.
You certainly have strong opinions about some of them. Are
there any like decent Pokemon or Pokemon that you kind
of feel bad about?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I feel like Snorlax gets a bad rap. You know.
Speaker 5: It's definitely some body shaming that's going on there in
the Pokemon community.
Speaker 4: Like the snoreles is actually really strong.
Speaker 1: Now you're just taking a nap. Just leave alone, dude.
Narcalypsy it's a condition.
Speaker 5: Yeah, after the first generation, I'll give a fuck about
those other fucks. Like the song clearly states one hundred
and fifty I get or more, but now it's two more.
Like there's a pair of fucking keys. Why are you here?
Speaker 1: There's a lamp?
Speaker 4: Yeah, who are you?
Speaker 1: There's a trash bag.
Speaker 5: They're just gluing googly eyes on things at this point.
You're not one of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I know that in your specific instance, you
were a human and then you.
Speaker 1: Turn into a ghost that happened to be a ghost.
Speaker 2: Pokemon or other pokemon also like humans at some point
or like, what's up with that?
Speaker 4: So you know who?
Speaker 5: Actually the reverse of that, Okay, the one that everybody
be going to Chris will probably know.
Speaker 1: Oh, the bunny rabbit one. The only reason I know
about the bunny rabbit is because Chris's boaster hung up
in his bed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this guy, oh, Low Puney is one. But then
there's another, the green one.
Speaker 1: Oh, the one that they made the stuffed animal about. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why I know all this. I
promise you I'm not a gooner like Chris. I promise you.
Speaker 3: Okay, I like Low Punny for their person, Chris Gardivore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, everybody thinks that she used to be a woman. No,
she just used to be a blade of grass. So
everybody's jacking off to that used jacking off to a
blade of grass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris, remember that next time.
Speaker 4: There's so much fanfic shit that's unfortunate.
Speaker 1: I guess I should. Well, I don't want to say
touch grass, but yeah, yeah, Chris has been touched bloody
of agress.
Speaker 4: That's enough grass.
Speaker 1: If you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Speaking of pokemon and stuff like that, I kind of
want to do like a bit of a fire move
and roast some of our Patreon people. That's sound fun
to you, guys?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, if you go to good Money from Hell
dot com, you could submit yourself to get roasted on
the show, because what better way to support content creators
than to have us make funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like a bit of a magma right now,
fiery thick ass.
Speaker 1: Let's get this going. This first one's from Michael Belcher.
Speaker 2: Michael says, I'm a thirty seven year old Australian single
and still haven't learned to play the guitar.
Speaker 1: Is that required for Australians? I don't know that much
playing the guitar. I don't know. He also specified a single,
so it's uh, not a lot of.
Speaker 2: Action down, non ven you might yeah, yeah, I do
notice that he submitted this back in October of twenty
twenty four. Hopefully he's still listening to the show because
we have not gotten around to this.
Speaker 3: Probably still didn't have a girlfriend, so probably he still
listening to the show.
Speaker 4: I still don't play the guitar, are you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, I'm sure that this is pretty up to date.
He says he's a lawyer for a living. That's pretty cool.
I suppose I'm impressive. Yeah, you should be able to
get a girlfriend.
Speaker 4: Making a lot of money with no bitches.
Speaker 3: Come on, man, maybe not a very good lawyer, the
court appointed lawyer that gets passed.
Speaker 4: Her at Maggy Soup.
Speaker 2: Like.
Speaker 4: Oh, he comes in, it's like, I'm going to jail.
Speaker 1: This is gonna go. Well, no, my papers, My papers
are everywhere. Oh no, I've got Belgian Oh no.
Speaker 2: For an embarrassing story or confession, Michael said I'm financially
supporting a three year old that's not embarrassing. Oh oh wait, no,
he says, I'm financially supporting a three year old podcast
that turned into a bit of a burn for us here. Yeah, damn, Michael,
thank you. We're supposed to be roasting you, bro.
Speaker 1: But yeah, please keep up those child support payment. Yeah
we really need those. You're running late on them, dude,
We need them to eat.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Michael. And then we've got one more here.
This is from d Man. All right, d Man, I
bet this guy's can be full of personality. D Man
says he's a twenty five year old newly single.
Speaker 3: Geek oh, how long is newly single? If it's more
than five years.
Speaker 5: It's not fifteen years.
Speaker 2: Again, this was submitted back in twenty twenty four. I'm
so sorry we had a back catalog to get caught
up on. I'm assuming outside of the age, you're probably
what twenty six now, this is probably up to date.
Speaker 1: You're probably still single.
Speaker 2: They also happened to be a New York Giants fan,
and they love any pop culture stuff from the eighties,
nineties and early two thousands.
Speaker 1: Well, I hope you like Pokemon, D Man. Yeah, this
episode's for you.
Speaker 2: D Man.
Speaker 4: I help you get any women, but now I might,
it might.
Speaker 1: I'm talking shit, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And then as far as what they do for a living,
d Man says, I'm a public speaker and social media
influencer and I have been for the past six years.
Speaker 4: He still can't get a woman?
Speaker 1: D Man?
Speaker 5: Yeah doing, Yeah, I got to be How may can
we be?
Speaker 1: We need to get d Man on the podcast. I mean,
you guys have.
Speaker 3: All heard about d right, Well, we already have one
demon on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's me. Yeah, that's good. That's good. Chris, Well,
I wonder what they're publicly speaking about.
Speaker 4: You know what's funny. This could be the level of
my life. I'm like, wait, we actually like a lot
of comment unless you're ugly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, de man, here gingora.
Speaker 2: As far as an embarrassing story, in fourth grade, I
once walked into a brick column on accident at school
while trying to make it to the bathroom with my
eyes closed.
Speaker 4: On accident. Oh okay, don't call me.
Speaker 2: I had to get seven stitches above my right eye.
Speaker 1: Trying to go to platform night quarters.
Speaker 4: Sorry, what was the reason? I really want to know.
Speaker 2: They just said they wanted to get to the bathroom
with their eyes closed, and I guess that experiment failed. Sorry,
d Man, you are not darnel Well. Thank you to
our folks who have submitted roast requests.
Speaker 1: You just got burned. Thanks for doing that.
Speaker 2: And if you're listening to this and you're following us
on Patreon and you haven't some, you should submit. We
love interacting with their community by ruthlessly insulting them on
our podcast.
Speaker 1: And also, if you're listening to this show and you want.
Speaker 2: To support the show, going and over to goodmorn from
hell dot com, follow us from the Patreon and you
get roasted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get roasted. So gingar, what's dating life like as
a pokemon?
Speaker 5: Well, A lot of times people don't see me physically
and emotionally. Honestly, I spent a lot of time in
the ball golden unless I have a battle where it
we're getting real active. That's the most action ie field.
Sometimes I may cop a feel consensually.
Speaker 3: Consensually yeah sure, well yeah if y'all are both only, yeah,
it's fine.
Speaker 1: Sometimes yeah, use this home.
Speaker 4: They don't know you know what I'm saying, Like they
don't speak our language.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's that a new move?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Get off of them? Like, no, they're really giving it
to them. But I would love to find the love
of my life one day.
Speaker 4: You know, maybe it would be another ghost. I am a.
Speaker 5: Ghost and a poison type. So who do y'all think
will be good for me? Maybe let's do a little matchmaking.
Speaker 2: I guess your weakness is dark type, right, it was
a ghost.
Speaker 1: Poke on like, tall, dark and handsome. It's your weakness. Yeah,
I might like that it's all dark and handsome. Yeah.
If that's the case.
Speaker 2: Then Tyrannatar. They're thick, they're handsome, they're dark type.
Speaker 3: Just check my polka decks here psychic, you're also a
weakness for so maybe a psychiaist.
Speaker 1: There's some things to unpack.
Speaker 4: I'm on pokeing and all these pictures pop up. Oh
you know what I like?
Speaker 1: Who's that?
Speaker 4: Cadabra?
Speaker 1: Cadabra? Okay, that makes sense, your weakness for psychic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's thick. He always has that spoon. Wait a minute,
he always has that spoon? Is that heroin?
Speaker 5: Because they say a lot of Pokemon are addicted to
drugs unless your own devices for a long period of time.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, you already mentioned the performance enhancing drugs. Yeah.
Speaker 2: What you're saying tracks though, because when he becomes Alexazami's
got the two spoons, so he's doubled the dosage and
he's lost that fat ass as a result.
Speaker 1: Of the drug use.
Speaker 5: That's always goes first, Yeah, it does. Yeah, let's stay
away from there.
Speaker 2: We might have to avoid the Abra family for your
own safety.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm disgusted from that already. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Plus they probably trying to do magic tricks. Hey, listen, guys,
I think I might have find the match here. If
we're talking about psychic, if we're talking about a fat ass,
we gotta.
Speaker 1: Do Mewtwoh, I think we got to hook it up
with mewtwoe.
Speaker 5: You two is thick and it's natural, came out the
glass like that.
Speaker 4: That might be the one.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it is entirely natural, because it
isn't canonically mewtwo just like a genetically modified version of me.
Speaker 1: Not that I want to hold that against them.
Speaker 5: But if the whole thing is modified, then does that
then cancel out that? Just to add you know what, no,
it's fake, but you know what. I'm looking at him
and I oh.
Speaker 2: Six seven, Wait a minute, God damn, it's all dark
and handsome.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that might be the movie. He's definitely
one of those people you just have to tell to
shut the fuck up. Though it's like, okay, I get it, smart,
Yeah read books. Forty eight Laws of Power is not
the best written book in the world. Like, there's other
shit out here. Shut up.
Speaker 2: So yeah, they might need someone powerful in their life
to tell them to shut the fuck up. You know,
they're probably used to the power trip, but they probably
need someone to just.
Speaker 1: Put them in the line.
Speaker 4: Oh, we can do like some BDSM.
Speaker 2: I think that there's potential for it and he's got
that giant combo hybrid ass slash penis tail.
Speaker 4: Oh I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 1: He could do some things with that, I bet. Oh wow,
I'm give a.
Speaker 4: Look that up. I don't have a phone or a
Polka Dix in the ball, so Zara away.
Speaker 1: Mutuos in hell.
Speaker 2: He killed all those scientists, so he's down here somewhere, definitely.
Speaker 5: He also turned Ash into a rock, remember it all
the Pokemon I had to cry to get him back alive.
Speaker 4: So yeah, he should definitely be in here.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He also did all the cloning, so he's definitely
down here.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what other pokemono down here? Oh god, magic
carb shit for sure to be down here. That fucker
was committing genocide in the water. Did y'all hear about that? No?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what happened?
Speaker 5: It plays like it just flops around, but it was
actually down there like killing.
Speaker 6: Wow, oh my god, murdering. Yeah, it's a fascist, good lord,
Oh my god. Today I learned he created a police
state and water.
Speaker 2: I know that Cyther went on a stabbing spree not
too long ago.
Speaker 4: What.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's currently on trial, but PSYTHERER might be down
here soon.
Speaker 4: I know, Jinx is down there because you know face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she tried to change your purple.
Speaker 4: But it was like, bitch, we saw, we already saw what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we shot what you were doing. Even in the
original one when it was not colored, you knew, we
see what you did.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Amos and Andy Pokemon, we don't need it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh shit, well, gingha, you don't have to get
back in the ball.
Speaker 4: Thank you. I can run around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now it is hell not a great place to
run around.
Speaker 5: But I'm floating because I'm a ghost. You know what,
I can go back up and start a revolution. I'm
gonna just go kill all the training.
Speaker 2: You should let's go. I'm in support of this. I
think that that's pretty cool.
Speaker 5: I feel like that's what needed to be done. And
then I put the Pokemon in the poke ball.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, oh okay, well it kind of sound like
the communist movement, but you know what, we're gonna support
the revolution.
Speaker 1: And at least the first time, the first part of it,
we'll work shopping.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but pleasure having you on. I'm glad it bumped
into you out into the park.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: You're out, you're stretching and you're out dating and I
hope things work out with me too, thank you.
Speaker 4: And I hope things work out with that girl you
brought when you pick me up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too, me too.
Speaker 4: I heard y'all arguing, though, Well, you.
Speaker 2: Know that's like our baby talk. It's cute, it's all fun. Well,
that's been another episode of Good Morning from Hell. Thank
you to Gingar for being on the show, and Chris,
thank you for continuing to support the Pokemon business model
by buying all the sexy Pokemon plushies and gooning to
them and et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do what I can you do?
Speaker 2: You certainly hear it at night, late, late at night,
and if you want to support us once again. Going
over to Good morn from Hell dot com, we also
got merchandise stored a Good Morning from Hell dot com.
A lot of cool shirts like cool stuff. Yeah, yeah,
we're gonna have poke. I don't want you to sue.
See how long it takes for us yet not copyrights?
Speaker 1: Oh quick?
Speaker 2: We would have Michael Belcher defending us in court, our
lawyer baby suit.
Speaker 1: I don't think that that's gonna work out.
Speaker 2: I don't think we're prepared for this Chris, I don't
know if we can take that heat.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, Hail Clayton, thank you so much
to Roxy Hayes for coming onto the show. Hey tell
everyone listening where they can find you and what you do.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 5: So, yeah, my name is Roxy Hayes. I am a
multi hyphenated entertainer. I do a lot of shit.
Speaker 4: Comedian, I'm a rapper, I'm a gammer. I do a
lot of stuff. You can find me on everything at
Roxy Hayes. It's ro x x Y h A z E.
I'm releasing an album soon.
Speaker 5: I just dropped a book called Half Famous, which is
like a self help guide for creatives, and I post
content pretty.
Speaker 4: Much every day. It's a lot of nerd stuff, so
check it out.
Speaker 1: Damn god, you're all over the place.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately published author, Yeah, self published, but you know published.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's still cool. Shit. That's more than I
fucking get. I do this podcast with Chris. Yeah, Well,
we'll have links to find all of your mini things.
Too many to list so much. We're gonna hit her
character limit trying to link to all your theories. I'll
just see you the link trees. There you go, There
you go.
Speaker 3: All right, well, thanks for coming on, and we're gonna
go talk about why we're own the house.
Speaker 1: Bye. By