Speaker 1: Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation.
Speaker 2: Sam Yo, Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Simulations starring
Johnny Woodard.
Speaker 3: We're in it. We're so.
Speaker 4: In it.
Speaker 2: We can't not be in it. Late on a s
just late on it.
Speaker 5: We love we love people watching the show so much
that we were we were.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, dude, just super busy. Life's crazy.
I'm sorry, Johnny, I got bigger problems right now. I
have a giant ZiT on the end of my nose
and I'm fifty three years old.
Speaker 5: Oh you do, don't you. You're like the wicked Witch
of the West with that.
Speaker 2: I'm just over this right now, dude. I'm tired of
growing old with zits. You goat?
Speaker 5: Are you having a hormonal imbalances?
Speaker 3: Probably?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 2: Probably? I mean, why not just throw that in bad circulation.
My back hair is the longest it's ever been in
my life. I mean, I could, I could do. I
could do corn rows on my back right now. I
haven't shaved in for all while. Oh Johnny, shut up.
Speaker 5: Why do you have some hair on your back?
Speaker 2: What are you? Because I'm Armenian, that's the thing. Yeah,
we're furry, dude, We're furry.
Speaker 5: There's this I sent you that link for. I'm so excited.
There's this Armenium butcher shop that's gonna come on like Ventura.
Speaker 2: Like yeah butchers.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's like the best. It's one of the coolest
butcher shops in LA.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited.
Speaker 5: I'm ready to go down there and get some quality meats.
Speaker 2: Johnny, you love your meats.
Speaker 5: I love quality meats.
Speaker 2: I do. But Johnny, if you bring over me to
my house, you better leave it. That's all I gotta say,
is you better leave it. Comons.
Speaker 5: We're torn apart by that controversy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was definitely split, the broken.
Speaker 5: And the broken shattered to a million pieces by the
should you can you take the food you bring to
a party gate of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: I just can't believe that you're okay withold taken that
it's unbelievable.
Speaker 5: Well, it was there for the party, not for you personally,
and the party ended right, It was out my house, right,
but he made it, Yeah, for my house, for the
party and the pat of my house.
Speaker 2: Anyways, let's not get into a job question. I have
a question for you.
Speaker 5: If somebody else came up and said, oh, man, this
was so good? Can I take some of that home
with me?
Speaker 3: I would totally give him something.
Speaker 5: Yes, So he made it. He has even more right
to it than the random person.
Speaker 2: Oh, but you shouldn't have taken it all that was left.
He should have been like, hey do I must split
half of this? I'm gonna take home with you. Wait.
Speaker 5: I figured out what was happening here. You're just hosting
parties so you can get free food for this.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, basically like why women do birthday month so they
can get presents the whole month.
Speaker 5: That is so treated women like, they have this whole
idea that their birth day is like it's kind of
like Marty Raw or something, you know, where it's everybody.
Speaker 2: It's a month leading up. Johnny, do you think it's
hilarious that National Woman's Day is the shortest day of
the year. Is it really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's funny? Is it? Right on the what do they
call it? Hey? See, dude, Alana Laurent. Laurent wouldn't be
here if we weren't doing late. She finally made one
that was her make a wish.
Speaker 5: Well, that's what we did. We did it for you.
Speaker 2: Somewhere out there, there's a white woman that hasn't watched
the show. We need to do it for her.
Speaker 5: We have to get into the biggest story this week
right away, the question of Ben Shapiro's eyebrows. Did he
get eyebrow augmentation?
Speaker 2: No, it's got to be a humiliation ritual. It's got
to be a humiliation ritual. Look at this.
Speaker 5: Did he looks like Groucho Marx's mustache migrated up to
his eyebrows.
Speaker 2: It is un I mean, unbelievable. It looks like a muppet.
Speaker 5: Dude, It's like hillars up there or something.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, Latinas are jealous of those eyebrows. Look
at those things and like.
Speaker 5: Dude, I I didn't believe this was real at first.
Speaker 8: I had.
Speaker 2: I was like, I have to see him actually, and.
Speaker 5: This is totally real. So he's clearly done something right.
Somebody was like, maybe he got on an oxidell or
something like that, which can thicken up the hair on
your face.
Speaker 2: Also, I mean, but that's that looks like you know,
you know when you go on word and you could
use a marker and it gives you different versions of
the marker. He looks like he took the thickest marker
and just went Latina on his eyebrows and just put
poop stains. I mean, but here's the thing. The mustache
is awful too. Maybe he's just a bee hole guy
and he just it's got sloppy.
Speaker 3: He didn't have time to clean it off.
Speaker 5: Remember that time Lebron, like his his hair started coming
apart like during like melted. Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 2: About Jalen Brown, Like he would make moves and he
would just rub his head against the other jersey and
his Yeah, they black people paint their hair, which is
I discovered that on black YouTube. Yeah. Did you see
by the way, his sister, Like his sisters cans are
as big as his eyebrows.
Speaker 3: They're huge.
Speaker 5: Back on spirit, did you see that boxer a couple
of weeks ago we kind of fell it fell in
between shows for us where his hair piece came unglued
during the fight.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I think that was
meant to happen, you think so, oh yeah yeah, so
people would talk about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's smart.
Speaker 2: You know. You can't believe, I mean, there was nothing
down there it was that looked like he just did it.
Speaker 3: It did a golf divot right there on his head.
Speaker 5: So crazy, imagine, But he won, right, I mean, at
least he won.
Speaker 2: If you go and you get knocked out after you
get your hair piece taken off, I mean that is
the worst loss.
Speaker 5: Speaking of ding Dong, the witch is dead. Dan Crenshaw lost.
Uh we're happy about that. You said, he getting replaced
by another.
Speaker 2: Uh. Yeah. The guys, if they just do that, they go, oh,
your brand's dead, you're out, Like Jasmine Crockett's gone, and
now she's in the election denial.
Speaker 5: Right is she saying now that that something happened? Is
that we Yeah, because she lost.
Speaker 2: Her primary too. I can't believe people didn't want to
get a chickaf Oh no, hah. I can't believe they
didn't want that person ah representing them in Washington, d C.
Speaker 3: Cannot believe that.
Speaker 5: That is Yeah. Every I feel like every week, like
I'm looking at the list of stories here, it grows
longer every week, Like so much shit happened since we
last recorded. I don't even know where to start. I mean, Iran,
obviously that's what's happening, but there are so many ways
we could get into it.
Speaker 3: Johnny I got an announcement.
Speaker 5: Oh please, is this gonna I'm getting.
Speaker 2: I'm starting fasting after I eat tonight, I'm gonna fast again.
I want to get down to one eighty five because
the draft is coming. Okay, drafts coming.
Speaker 5: You want to go up if you're going trying to avoid.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, dude. I want to get in shape so
I can bang the chicks that are still here. So's
got you know, I mean we're gonna be We're gonna
be so deep into war before they get a fifty
three year old with a bad hip.
Speaker 3: So sound's got to have this.
Speaker 2: And just because you don't want a war here either, Okay,
if they don't get d downs, all right, you're gonna
have riots.
Speaker 3: In the streets.
Speaker 5: Somebody's got to make the next generation.
Speaker 2: You know what. My junk's new name is peacemaker. Okay,
that's why I call my my junk. Now meet the Peacemaker.
Speaker 5: Imagine that dude being abroad and then finding out that
your wife is boning a fifty five year old Armenian.
Speaker 2: Who I don't know. Fifty five year old Armenian. Who's
that guy?
Speaker 3: Because it's not me? Stop aging me.
Speaker 5: You're fifty three something like that I'm fifty three much different. Sorry, yeah,
but well, when the I was thinking, when the draft
isn't is uh is enacted?
Speaker 2: It's really what I meant.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine like hearing from home from one of
your buddies, like, hey, and I think she's getting bummed
by this guy Sam Triple if you heard of him,
and then you google Sam Triple and you're like, they
see the peanut butter hair photo of you. Yeah, I'm
getting shot at by Iranian drones all around me, and
now I got to learn that my girl's getting banged
by this guy with a Godzilla attach.
Speaker 2: You know, I gotta say to you, Johnny, You're welcome
keeping the streets safe. Imagine go in the war fighting Iran,
winning or losing devastation, and then coming here and all
your cities are burned down because chicks didn't get any d.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to do my part.
Speaker 5: How many help you think you could take out in
a day?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: Do you ever hear the story of that slave that's
super slave, that his job was just the bone female slaves,
Like some people.
Speaker 3: Get the best gigs.
Speaker 10: That's horrible.
Speaker 2: It's the best gig. Your job is just a drop
d on all the others. That's so dark.
Speaker 5: That's why is that dark? Because what it can't be?
I mean, that's like treating humans like breeding stock.
Speaker 3: That's Johnny.
Speaker 2: If anyone else out there has money and wants to
treat me like breeding stock, sign.
Speaker 5: Me the women due the women, don't I mean what
they all want that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean yeah, why not?
Speaker 3: Johnny.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with you today. I don't like
your attitude on the show. You're like mister like sensitive,
negative nanny. Everything I've talked about, You've got like the
super Hallmark sadness take on it.
Speaker 3: So either get it together in.
Speaker 2: The show right now? What was you find out? Sam?
Would that be good news for our fighting men? Okay, Johnny,
thank you, thank you for being serious all day. Good.
Speaker 11: Johnny's the guy that you send him in a video.
He's like, you say, dude, I fact check it. Johnny
is a human fact checker.
Speaker 5: It's so funny, Sam that you mentioned you spent the
last week two weeks ago on the Cross about telling
everybody that Ai of Epstein his girl was fake.
Speaker 2: You were like, oh, I'm sorry everybody. Yeah, but that
was everywhere Johnny it's not in a group text where
we're laughing at a stupid video.
Speaker 5: You're like, it's The only laughs were when I came
into the thread and said this is obviously fake Sam,
and then there was a bunch of laughs. Reacted.
Speaker 3: See you're getting Queenie again.
Speaker 2: It's just like this, Johnny, no fun, no fun, Johnny
can't run with the job.
Speaker 5: I was in a good mood when we were supposed
to do the show on what was it, Thursday, then
on Friday, and now I'm sorry, Johnny.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just life is crazy right now.
I don't know what to tell you. Oh no, life's crazy, dude.
And you know, Johnny, I want to tell you something.
I paid the price for that because I had a gig.
Speaker 3: I had the gig.
Speaker 2: I had only so much time before I had to
do go do gig. And I go get my haircut
from my favorite hairstylist. I'm like, hey, is she here.
They're like, she'll be there ten minutes, ten minutes. I'm like, okay,
I'll go. I'm so busy. I'm just gonna go grab
some l Poiloco come back, Okay, I grab some El
Poyo loco come back.
Speaker 3: She's still not there.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I'm gonna go grab cash from the
bank so I can pay her in cash. Okay, Senor.
She is senor. I'm like, okay, cool, I run grab cash.
Still not here. I'm like, oh man, my day is slammed.
I don't have a lot of time. She walks in
looking very flustered. She's like, it's sid sits it, and
she's she's a very very beautiful woman, and she's like, sit,
sit sit. I'm like, okay, cool. She's like the same
in normal, like you normal.
Speaker 3: I like, yeah, let's do it, dude. I sit down.
Speaker 2: I'm on Instagram looking at fat asses. Okay, no, I'm
actually just I'm just like on red and shit while
I'm getting my hair cut, and she goes, oh no,
I go what she goes signor I use the zero,
I go what I used to. I'm so I will
blend it in. Look at the haircut she gave me, Johnny,
look at this. It's not bad. Apparently, apparently I'm getting
drafted and I'm going in to be a gay marine.
Speaker 3: That's why I got the gay marine.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, but this is this is gay marine. I
like it, dude.
Speaker 5: I think it looks good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but look at that, Johnny, look at that. You
got good hair man.
Speaker 5: I think that looks good. It's gay Marine, dude, No,
it looks good. I'm okay, this was gonna be really bad.
Speaker 2: So this haircut. She's a great hairstylist. I just she
caught me on a word like it. She shuts up.
Speaker 3: What, No, she's actually really good.
Speaker 2: Like I found her on a I found her and
I was just driving around.
Speaker 3: I saw this Barbara. I'm like, I'm just gonna go
in here, and she cut.
Speaker 2: She nailed it, dude. But anyways, so definitely a gay Marine.
Thank you, Nay Blondie, Thank you dude. So I and this,
this haircut plays into my weekend. Okay, I'm gonna I'm
gonna skip Baked. I'm gonna go I go to Yuma.
Do you know where Yuma is. It's in Arizona. It's
a border city, all right, It's a border city. And
so I drive out there and it looks like the
downtown of Yuma.
Speaker 3: I think I said this last time I played there.
Speaker 2: Looks like a movie set, like you're gonna play a
border you see a border town. It's a nice downtown,
super Mexican. So anyways, I'm walking around with this haircut.
All right, this looks like police military haircut. Right. So
I'm there and we're getting ready for the show. I
go in the bathroom and three tiny Mexicans come in,
right and they're they're doing their thing. I'm washing my hands. Suddenly,
here I hear something next to me. I look over
and there's this tiny Mexican just going mimicking me, dude,
And I'm like, what's going on here? He's like, oh ball.
I'm like, oh, this guy's trying to fuck with me, dude.
I'm like this, how are we talking here? I think
he's probably thirties, but he's like he's like tiny. I'm like,
holy shit, this guy's trying to start it with me, dude.
I'm like, okay, dude, all right, and I walk out right.
Speaker 3: I walk out.
Speaker 2: I do my show. It's a great show. Augustine goes up.
He does great. I go up. I do great. A
couple of bits here and there. Uh so this is
where it gets a little weird. Okay, So a friend
of mine who's in comedy told me a story. It
told me something he goes the next wave of woke
will be the next the new generation of Latinos. Okay,
they're gonna be the next generation. And it's fits something
I've been saying forever, like it's like four generations to
the kids get annoying.
Speaker 3: Right, it's first generation.
Speaker 2: Great Grandpa wears a real shit job, you know, in
the fields, work in the minds, whatever it is. Right,
the next generation does like a blue collar job, but
it's a little.
Speaker 3: Better than dad's. Right, they do that.
Speaker 2: The next generation they start to do white collar jobs,
and then the next generation they're just useless, right, I
mean we white people saw that. Yeah, and it goes
through every generation and the last generation usually has it
the best. And they usually if they're if they're ancestry.
I've always said this, if you're broke, right, if you're like,
if you're poor, it's probably because your ancestors didn't go
for it, right, They like, they didn't jump on opportunities.
So you saw white people. Asians are a lot like that.
Asians love to get upset about uh, you know, uh oppression.
They love to cry about that. And now it's having
to Latinos. Latinos are great, but like these emo, Latinos
are coming up. They're super sensitive, right, So so Augustino
goes up, does a joke about Elon Musk and how
they were like, hey, we don't own all the people
had Tesla's like I bought this before it became a
Nazi car and all this stuff, and they selling sticker.
I go up and do my jokes. Cali Mexicans love jokes.
They love for you to tee off and go crazy. Uma.
Speaker 3: They were way more sensitive than I remember.
Speaker 2: Like I made a joke about that grandma getting cut kidnapped,
and the whole entire room was like, oh oh. I
was like, why are you guys sensitive? They all thought
you guys did it? You know what I'm saying, You're
getting pulled over left and right. I go, you know,
maybe she should have gone to the escape room over
there to learn how to escape a kidnap.
Speaker 12: It.
Speaker 3: So I get off stage.
Speaker 2: I do my classic R word bit, it's okay response
does what certain ones pop? Other ones dope? I get
off stage, dude, and there's this big ass Latina chick
pulling her boyfriend, who is the best. He has a
nice super trim beard, bald has like open loop air
you know, and it looks like he's a you know,
looks like he's a manager at super cuts.
Speaker 3: Okay, and he goes, head, dog, get up.
Speaker 2: Buy you Nazi stickers, Dog, let me buy you Nazi stickers.
I'm like, oh my god, this guy's call me a Nazi.
I'm like, that's hilarious. It's not even my joke. So anyways,
I go by, we sell all the shirts, we do
all this shit. I have a new sweatshirt from the
club I played the night before. I can't find I
remember I put it over there, and I run over
there and I go and I look, and there's a
guy sitting there and he's sitting down. And I walk
up there and go, hey, hey, sir, I go, is
there a sweatshirt on the seat that your sina goes?
Speaker 11: He stares at me, angry, noah, blowing glass. I'm like, damn, dude,
damn okay, thank you, and I walk off. I'm like, damn, dude,
I think it's this haircut. They think I'm like a cop.
Speaker 5: So they think your eyes, dude, that's what it is.
Speaker 2: They think I'm ice with this game marine haircut.
Speaker 5: Because I watched this show that immigration where the people
work on the border. And the guy that goes out
and like follows immigrants around and the rest of them
looks has that haircut.
Speaker 10: Yeah, haircut.
Speaker 3: So so I walk out. I don't have a hat on.
I still have this. We go out, we go down this,
we go down the the elevator. We get out to
the alley.
Speaker 2: The guys that were throwing the show, they're they're behind us,
they're not with us. Me, Augustino and this local comedian
are white guy. We're walking down the alley. Suddenly three
jumbo giant Mexicans just stop at the end of the
alley and just stare at us, and I'm like, oh
my god, dude, we're gonna get the shit kicked out
of us. And we just walked back and go hey,
and we just run to the car and like Augustino
wanted to eat.
Speaker 3: He's like, we got you something.
Speaker 2: I'm like, where are we gonna go eat? And we
go to in and out. It's literally around the block.
Were like, let's go inside. I'm like, do you want
to go inside?
Speaker 9: Dude?
Speaker 2: This haircut is not popular in this town right now.
So we go inside, no problems, go back, and that's
the end of the story. But it was really crazy, dude,
it was really crazy.
Speaker 5: I'd come through the conclude you got your ass beat
or something that would have been cool. You know what,
your life.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with you, dude. I do not
like Emo Johnny tonight. I just don't. It's weird, je
I have no I'm not projecting. I'm just hanging Johnny.
I'm hanging. Johnny's just you gotta.
Speaker 5: Put a little You gotta put a little sauce on
that story, like at the end, like we'll get.
Speaker 2: Almost Latino midgets in the bathroom that wasn't spicy enough
for you.
Speaker 3: Like people mean mugging me, Johnny.
Speaker 2: I do like that. You're getting mean mugs everywhere.
Speaker 3: But is dark Johnny?
Speaker 5: Dark Johnny, you can just put you just put a
hat on.
Speaker 2: It's problems, you know. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
It's just dark.
Speaker 5: I'm keeping it real.
Speaker 2: Johnny's not keeping it real, Okay, black crypto guy. He says,
you're kipping it real. Okay, gotcha, Johnny, gotcha. Just a
weird day, dude. I'm trying my hardest to crush try
my heart.
Speaker 5: I agree with Emo, Johnny, spice it up. So there
we go. He's gotta lie.
Speaker 2: A little bit. Okay, Okay, So what do you want
me to say? I got a fighting you Ma, No,
I'm not gonna say. I don't like to lie in
my stories. I like to pump them up. But happened
to really Yeah, but dude, I'm not gonna like I
got in a fight with people. That's not my style. Dude,
Kindalytics Jones is here, my good friend. He'd be a
great co host who'd agree with all my stories, laugh
at the right points. Uh, Johnny, I do want to
take a moment to uh make peace with you. I
want to make peace with you and just set let's
let's just start the show on another foot and get along.
I want to thank you Johnny for coming to Las Vegas.
Check out my uh improv troop.
Speaker 3: Now, I like you.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, dude. I was blown away how great
it was. It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 5: A lot of people there, dude, A lot of people there.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe how many people were there. It was unbelievable.
That was my biggest fear. That was my biggest fear
is that there wouldn't be a ton of people there
and it was packed. Yeah, it was great to see
all these guys. It was great to see all these guys.
I love all those dudes. They're all so funny. And
I realize how lucky I am, you know, to be
able to do what I do, because those guys are
so funny. And I came to the conclusion that if
you have any other option in life, it's hard to
be an entertainer, you know, because all these guys are
doing all these great jobs, and they're running all this stuff,
and I I couldn't. I got fired eleven times, Johnny.
By the time I left college, I'd been fired eleven times.
I can't work in offices. My brother's very good at that,
he's actually great at that stuff.
Speaker 3: I don't have any of that. I got fired all
the time.
Speaker 5: Are any of them still in comedy or entertainment or anything.
Speaker 2: I think some of them do, like acting stuff and
stuff like that, but they're so fucking fast and funny.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: Are they still doing improv? Any of them? You know? Like,
I don't know, dude, So now, yeah, I mean they
just crushed marked it his hypnotism or his mentalism.
Speaker 5: Yes, I was hid in the middle of that. I
was a little bit late.
Speaker 3: It was great, dude.
Speaker 2: You know, I will.
Speaker 5: Say, how do to put this lot of tiny hats there?
Speaker 2: Well, because because Peter and Mark are Jewish and a
lot of Peter's synagogue came and you know, I'm gonna
be honest with you, dude, it really like woke me up.
This stuff, especially with all this stuff going on in
the world, is how everyone so quickly, you know, to
just judge entire groups.
Speaker 3: And it kind of made me sad because there's so many.
Speaker 2: Good people of all groups and when we get into
this whole fucking thing where it's like, oh, it's this
group or that group or any of that stuff, it
just makes me sad because there's so many good people
out there, and it's like everything is nuanced, dude, and
it really is a hard place to get to for
a lot of people to judge the individual not the group,
and it just makes me sad. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's that other ring thing that happens, right, Like
they're different and then you just kind of make them
all one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do that with everybody.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 3: There was this in.
Speaker 2: And twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3: Let me look this up real quick. Twenty twenty one
there was a article by.
Speaker 2: Let me see if I can find it. It's an
article which the US government.
Speaker 3: I believe it was. John looked us up because I'm
sure I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: The US government did a study on all the hate
speech and like ninety percent of it in twenty twenty
one was geared towards white guys. So this is something
I've been talking a lot about, and that is about
how you know it's It's like, it's not specific to
anyone anymore. Everybody gets it now. Everybody gets shit, and
that's kind of where it should be. But you gotta
really be nuanced in understanding its individuals and not the
entire group. And it's a hard place and a lot
of people don't want to hear that, but it's really true, dude.
I mean some of the shit I'm seeing in the
comments section, I'm like, dude, that's just sad. You know
that makes me sad. So it was fun, dude, I
did well. My friend h Todd, who's up there, he crushed.
I mean, everybody crushed.
Speaker 3: They were so funny.
Speaker 5: I thought you weren't. I was worried you weren't going
to participate for a while, Like, how much of that. Okay,
So that's my question. How much of that the level
of participation was scripted? Like did you know that you
would not be going up?
Speaker 2: I told them two weeks before. I only had to
be in one or two because I a lot of
it is acting and singing and singing, and that's the
mine is shit talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's why I did what you did though.
Speaker 5: When you came in, you were kind of like a
relievering you know, like the like the Billy Wagner thrown.
Speaker 2: Heat, just thrown heat that's sitting back town. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great, dude.
Speaker 2: It was great, dude, having a great time. By the way,
I was laughing so hard. I was like the cheerleader
one of the women in the shows. Like I just
want to say, like, you're so nice, You're like such
a cheerleader. You're just like you just tell You're just
such a positive energy for everybody.
Speaker 3: I'm like, thank you.
Speaker 2: Tell tell Facebook that because I'm getting pounded on Facebook
right now.
Speaker 5: But yeah, dude, some of those people, like were those
some of your friends in school?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean there were two groups there. There were
the Vegas mutiny and the La Mutiny. And I was
part of the Vegas Mute. I'm not one of the
original founders.
Speaker 5: And then they got from Vegas to LA and started
and then.
Speaker 2: We started again, and then then if the wheels fell off,
you didn't do it in l No. I was just
so busy, dude, And I'm not really like, if you
gave me a month of just working on improv, I
could have been up there more.
Speaker 3: But I just like talking shit.
Speaker 5: But I mean it's snl or like Second City and
that's yeah, exactly money exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: And then, Johnny, this is how old I am.
Speaker 3: Guy.
Speaker 2: They all go drink at Red Rock. I go back
to my hotel room because I'm tired, dude. That is me.
That's me. Now, after World War Debate, everyone went party.
Speaker 3: I went back to my hotel room because I'm tired too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just went back to the room. Here, Johnny,
here's the amazing thing. Everyone knows. Well, I need to
tell everybody. You didn't even come up and talk to
me after.
Speaker 5: Well, there were a bunch of people around you, and
I was like, I'll just text him later.
Speaker 2: They did a good job. I just couldn't believe that
I was just there to support you. I well, you
appreciate it.
Speaker 5: I didn't think there would be that many people there.
I was worried it wouldn't be a good so I
just thought, you know what I'm going.
Speaker 2: Oh, dude, Johnny, my friend Fabian. I met him last
night at Uma. He was there, very nice guy, very
nice guy. Shout out Uma, shout out you MAA. Yeah,
it's a crazy town. It's crazy, dude, to remake.
Speaker 3: So, Johnny, we were both in. We were both in dogs.
Speaker 5: Hold on, I heard in the comments, Johnny, I heard Johnny. Hey,
Johnny loves dogs. Johnny's a dog person. Johnny hates cats.
Speaker 2: To be clear, Johnny, why do you hate cats?
Speaker 5: Not a big fan. They don't give you anything really, yeh.
And they like they don't like me generally, they like
bite me and stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so weird. Eddie Bravo loves cats.
Speaker 2: He had.
Speaker 3: I thought somebody said, like Joey Diaz had.
Speaker 2: Like ten cats at his house at one point, or
even it was twenty cats in his apartment.
Speaker 5: We have a cat dam and it's sweet and it
likes me. But I've had bad experiences. What do you mean?
Speaker 2: What about Fabian? Well, just give me and I med
him last night. He was a very nice guy, just
one of those good people out there. When you go
on the road, you meet a good person. He's a
good guy. But we were back in Vegas, right, We're
back in Oh real quick on Yuma. I'm I'm interwinding
these stories. But Uma is very interesting because I you know,
I talk about the only people I call the F
word for gays is my best friends and Tom Brady
are the only people I call that word And that
might have triggered the guy too. You know, my R
word bit might have triggered the guy called me. But
here's the thing, dude, I get off stage. All these
lesbians came. There were some smoke show lesbians at the
show last night, really, and they were like, we loved it.
Even though he said that word. We loved it. And
it's like, Johnny, I'm not lying to you. There was
a time when I didn't have a lot of follow fans,
but I had some fans, and those fans were lipstick lesbians.
I would do shows and there would just be herds
of lipstick lesbians in my audience, and I was the
happiest person ever.
Speaker 3: I was just happy. So lesbians love me. The fun lesbians, Dude,
the fun lesbians.
Speaker 5: Not as many of those these days. It seems like
there used to be.
Speaker 3: They're still there, dude.
Speaker 2: Those are the ones that get mad at guys because
their boyfriend cheated on them, so they go date to
lesbian and then they they culturally appropriate our strap ons.
Yeah right, that's culture appropriation.
Speaker 5: They all get go date Kara d Levine or whatever name.
Speaker 2: It would a face tattoo doing a lot of this
in their Instagram.
Speaker 3: What's just called the dougie or what is this called?
Speaker 2: I have no idea. I don't know that fat kid
who did the boom did this made it popular? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I know that's the move of the lesbians.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well the certain kind of lesbians. Yeah, like the
alpha lesbian.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Johnny, people want to know about the strange Call. Oh.
I got a lot of good friends in the Strange call.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you remember we people would call in and do calls.
Speaker 5: Oh, Johnny, a strange call?
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, I got so many stories and they're
all just going all over the place. I'm sorry. I
just love the top. Okay, we didn't do our hot topic.
Do our hot topic, but last thing on Vegas and
then I want to talk about Bakersy. Last thing on Vegas.
Vegas is dying because it's too expensive. Okay, So Dana
and I go. She gets us a place at the
at the Flamingo. She gets it one hundred bucks to night.
Not bad, Vegas will do that.
Speaker 5: Oh it's funny. You guys are right across from us.
We were at Caesar's.
Speaker 2: So we go to Vegas. Well, yeah, where you're at Caesar's.
We're at the Flamingo. It's two hundred dollars for the room.
It's overall one hundred. It's about one hundred or a
little over for the resort fees and taxes.
Speaker 3: So a third of it is just me paying for bullshit.
Speaker 2: It for nothing. Are you getting a massages? What is
the resort fee? Yeah, it's just it's the payoff the
Raiders stadium. But you know they're never gonna rescind that.
They're gonna have to dude, Like, I wouldn't mind a
resort fee if.
Speaker 3: It was one time for the whole time, not every night, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah it kids. Then you get punished for staying long, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, oh, you're gonna stay two weeks, here's
another two thousand dollars. You owe us. So so we
go there, we valet because we're running late. We valet
the next day. I have to go to my show,
no the next day. So we got there Friday night
and we will go. So Saturday, I had to go
to a rehearsal before the show. So I go get
my car overnight forty dollars forty bucks. Forty dollars the
valet in Vegas. So I run. I gos a keeper
of the parking the garage. He's like, yeah, it's cheaper.
So I go parking the gage, run up, tak a nap,
jump a shower, run, run to the show, go get
my car. Twenty dollars twenty bucks. Now they say if
you join the casino club thing, they wave that.
Speaker 5: Well remember, yeah, well you met that guy who would
just stand there with his remember his.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just straight up making cat hey cargo and you
ta bucks then bucks. Homeless people just doing it. Yeah, dude,
it's crazy, yeah. Crazy.
Speaker 5: The biggest scam of all now at Caesar's is that
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's you get in your computer.
Speaker 5: If anybody else wants to computer or a phone, they
charge you fifteen dollars for the yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you can only.
Speaker 5: Read you like, once you've got your two devices on
for the day. It's not like you can turn the
computer off and then switch to you know, your iPad
or whatever.
Speaker 2: You're done. Yep, it's just nickeling and diming everybody. It's disgusting.
It's disgusting. Okay, get back to the uh, the hot topic.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, uh trying to There's a million I was
saying earlier, there's a million ways that Iran is the story.
But there's a million ways to get into it. Uh,
And I guess probably probably the most interesting entry point
is this, Uh, the voice of reason apparently the only
one in the President's ear is become Tucker Carlson, who.
Speaker 2: Was trying to save the world. Listen to this, it's
ay said.
Speaker 5: Hold on, let me make it so it's coming through here.
I mean, this is un It is just unbelievable that
this guy, this former bow high wearing guy, has now
become uh, the only person who gives shit about the
survival of our country.
Speaker 14: I flipped to DC three times in the last month
to try to convince Trump not to This didn't work.
It happens. I'm looking at this and I'm thinking, boy,
this is not going to get better. So then I
think I'll fly up again and ask him. I mean,
I don't know if anyone else doing so I'm gonna try,
uh to just declare victory and go home, like you
killed an eighty six year old clerical. Let's just call
that a win and then pull back. And so then
meantime he he got convinced to denounce me.
Speaker 10: Okay, I don't care. I'm gonna fly up anyway and
see him.
Speaker 5: And what happened was, uh, Trump came out and said
that Tucker used to be Maga and he's lost his
way as well.
Speaker 2: He means, I imagine thinking Maga is something anymore. Yeah, Yeah,
I mean just ridiculous.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 5: If anybody's lost their way, it's not it's not this guy.
Speaker 10: It's so I it's all about weird to you.
Speaker 5: Doesn't sound Maybe it might be because it's coming.
Speaker 14: Yeah, you know, someone who knows him said, I'm just
gonna fly up anyway and and tell him this because
I think it's so important. And the person says, don't
bother because he's being shown polling that this war is
like a ninety ten win for him.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, they're straight like lying, They're straight lying to.
Speaker 2: Them, ninety ten polling, ninety ten dude.
Speaker 5: Like, of course he's gonna keep if he thinks ninety
percent of the country is behind them on something. Of course,
because he wants to win the mid terms. They've they've
they convinced him, They got in his ear and convinced
him that ninety percent of the people love this idea
of just bombing you know, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, just straight lying to him. Unbelievable.
Speaker 14: Read the room, dude, And I said, I don't know
where that polling is coming from. It's like, you know,
I guess you could make any kind of poll and
it's he's watching Fox News, which is telling him the
same thing, and he's getting fake polling. I guess they're
only polling Sean Hannity's viewer or something. And so I
I'm not sure that there's a sense as if this
was yesterday, because I was getting so agitated and worried.
I don't think that there's a sense that this is
unpopular I think there's an insformation vacuum here.
Speaker 10: There's a massive information vacuum.
Speaker 15: And you know, for the president and the administration who
declared victory based on internet and vibes and podcasts, Let's
take a survey, shall we of every podcast that he
appeared on, and how do they feel about the Iran conflict?
Speaker 10: You can you can look very clearly for yourself.
Speaker 15: You can look at a lot of the polling of
that same demographic which they were very excited about, young
men in particular, how are they feeling about this conflict?
Speaker 10: And you know, if you were saying ninety ten, it's
not even true in the Republican sense.
Speaker 15: I mean, the latest one that I saw was like
seventy two percent Republicans, which, by the way, mister President
and everybody in the administration, Bush had ninety three for
a rack.
Speaker 10: And how did that turn out?
Speaker 2: For right?
Speaker 15: So let's not put you know, put all of our
eggs in the basket of just because Republican voters are
here that this is all going to be like sunshine
and roses.
Speaker 1: And I.
Speaker 3: Mean it's they're lying to them. I mean, Poles are lies.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, it's like you have to be a
real neocom warhawk to not see what is happening here.
Owen Shoer went on the something patriot whatever that idiot's
name is, and he just laid into him about your
phone for the exact same tricks.
Speaker 3: It's unbelievable to me.
Speaker 2: And let's just say, let's just say that this war
is about Iran having nuclear Fine, then why they hit Lebanon.
Lebanon doesn't have any weapons. Lebanon doesn't isn't chanting death
to America? Why are they hitting them? Why are they
talking about Turkey? Why they're going Turkey's next? Why is
Mark Rubio? And the gay boy what's his name? We need?
We need not mobile? What's his name? The the old
politician what's his name? Super gay from Kentucky? Oh oh,
Lindsay Graham, of course, Lindsay Graham. Why are they talking
about Cuba now? Like, what don't you understand about this?
It has nothing to do with that, dude.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm curious what you think now, Marco Rubio let
slip that we went in because Israel said they were
going in. Which are Obama's people have come out and
said they told Obama the same thing, and they didn't
do it. They they but Trump fell for now.
Speaker 2: Do you believe that or do you believe that.
Speaker 5: Trump wanted to because Trump came out the next day
and said, you know what, actually I wanted to go
if anybody wanted to.
Speaker 2: I think they all think he's like some messiah thing. Dude,
I really do believe that those those really deep, deep
deep Zionist who did tuck or go after the Chabad's
or whatever they're called kabods.
Speaker 3: I think they.
Speaker 2: Think these child lubits or whatever. I think they think
he's some kind of like profit or something, dude. And dude, Johnny,
this is how deep I'm going. I think the Trump
first administration, Biden administration, Trump running against Kamala Harris all scripted.
All that's scripted for this moment right now.
Speaker 5: Well that was yeah, I mean that was the prophet
Eddie Bravo was He's there's this been. You know, you
had your viral clip and Eddie had one go around that.
Speaker 2: This is all profit, dude, props man, they are all
And I'm telling you this. If he puts actual boots
on the ground, meaning not just a couple of forces,
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Speaker 2: Here was I'll just play.
Speaker 5: Here was Eddie's takeway back when on how this all
he thinks ties to Epstein.
Speaker 7: Thing that's going on right now in the world is
linked to Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 10: That's what I think. Everything, I think everything, everything, everything.
Speaker 3: Well, he's the most entertaining jode. I now, rather like.
Speaker 16: If that had a choice, you want to go to
jail for this ship as a pedophile.
Speaker 10: Or would you rather have World War three? Would you
rather have fucking civil war?
Speaker 6: Would you rather have a fake alien invasion where every
the world changes, like the whole world changes right away?
Speaker 5: We should you take on that?
Speaker 2: Dude? Yeah, he's the prophet Eddie Bravo. He's the most
entertaining dude.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm blessed to call him a good friend. I love
going on the road with him. Dude in Bakersfield, he hit, dude,
he and when he hits, I got a focus, bro.
And I'm telling you guys this, if Eddie Bravo worked
on Stand Up the way a comic who wants to
become a comic dud, he would be Joey Diaz good
he's that funny dude, so I have to really focus.
When I followed him, I made a couple of mistakes,
and my hitler joke did not go over well.
Speaker 5: I'm surprised by that, dude, because it's.
Speaker 2: A you audience, right, Well, that's a great joke. Yeah,
but it's again you got you know, you say certain words,
people get quiet. And the only reason I did it
is because Eddie, not that he told me do it,
I said down stage, but I was just panicking. But
Eddie's like, dude, that is so brilliant, like and everyone
who's heard it is like, that's so bro him. Oh
and Benjamin said the same thing. That's so brilliant. I'm like, okay,
I got something here, but it just did not hit, dude.
It just did not hit. And it took a little
wind out of the sail.
Speaker 3: So then I fuck.
Speaker 2: I mean, I started strong, ended strong, but there was
two jokes in the middle that didn't do well because
Eddie slam.
Speaker 3: Dude, he slammed.
Speaker 2: So back to this, Yeah, Eddie's been talking about this
forever and there is a part of Wag the Dog
Let's go to Iran, so nobody talks about Epstein and
we've been studying. They did grasp about like how much
people are talking about the Epstein and it's about Epstein
and uh before Iran after I ran, it's going off
a cliff, you know, crazy, Johnny. I'm telling you something.
It might get so bad and I'm not saying it's
going to but I'm saying it's possible, right that that
Trump has World War three and a civil war at
the same time.
Speaker 5: I mean it would be the Yeah, I mean that's
when they would get us, of course, is when we're
distracted in.
Speaker 2: All of our meaning, like if he has this draft,
that's when he starts drafting people. People are gonna lose their.
Speaker 3: F in minds.
Speaker 5: I don't I don't think. I think that's just SI
he's talking about it, dude. They're just saying that thing.
Speaker 2: Let's hope, Johnny. Let's hope, Johnny. I hope you don't go. Hey, guys,
if Johnny go to I know you're not You're.
Speaker 5: Not too old, No, dude, that every draft that's ever
been I would be told, what.
Speaker 3: Are the agents to get drafted?
Speaker 2: What what are ages to get drafted? Here? We oh, oh,
you're right, Johnny, You're lucky. Thank god the show to
keep going.
Speaker 5: It's kids, dude, it's all kids, like it maxes out
it like in the mid twenties or something like twenty
twenty five. Yeah, it's like, no, they kill kids. They
literally are killing young young men.
Speaker 2: Yep. Yeah, I mean that's it. And all of these
Zionist neo Khan influencers on Twitter, they're going to lose
everything if that happens. They're already gonna lose it. If
this war goes prolonged, it gets and America gets pulled in,
they're gonna be like everybody who is pro Iraq war
their whole no, everybody that was pro oh yeah, oh yeah,
yeah yeah, let's listen to this. Back to the brain rotted.
Speaker 17: Okay, so yesterday President Trump went directly after Tucker Carlson.
He said, well, Tucker has lost his wife. I knew
that a long time ago. And he's not mad. He's
making a country great again.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's just because it's coming over.
Speaker 10: MAGA is America first, and Tucker is none of those things.
Speaker 17: And Tucker is really not smart enough to understand that,
all of which is obviously true, except that Tucker is smart.
Speaker 10: He knows exactly what he's doing.
Speaker 17: But like so many in the commentary business, the clicks
and the giggles have contributed to a terminal case of
brain rod, true actual, undeniable brain rod. After Tucker said
just a few days ago that Trump's action in Iran
is quote, absolutely disgusting and evil, Tucker has now declared
that Kabad and Khabad, that is, the Jewish organization most
famous for their telethon and also their warm approach to
Jewish outa Khabad is responsible for the war in Iran
and was also seeking to destroy the Dome of the
Rock and the all Oxa Mosque, which is I'm sorry,
totally insane.
Speaker 3: Your lying.
Speaker 17: I mean, there are no lies to describe how your lies.
That is so crazy, that is clinically insane. That's like
put that dude in a straight jacket, nutsbad.
Speaker 3: You're lying, dude, You're lying through your teeth.
Speaker 2: Every time you see a picture of Trump surrounded by
those people, it is the kebbads every time. Every time
there's a million videos of I can't hear you, Johnny,
You're you're you're muted. All week We've seen rabbis. I
keep getting videos in my feet of rabbis from he's lying.
They're the tunnel juice. Okay, they're the extreme wing. Dude,
it's a giant lie. It's the extreme wing. Okay again nuanced,
all right? Your girlfriend who lets you do weird stuff
to her is in a part of that. And I
think it's very important because if we really get into
this feverish pitch of where we're condemning entire groups, it's
just gonna bring on chaos. The only hope we have
is to get really nuanced about this. And these are
the tunnel juice. Dude.
Speaker 3: It's the tunnel juice, dude.
Speaker 2: It's the cars for kids people, Dude, k rs cars
for kids. They're like, we all children. They don't tell
you who they're helping. And it's one group in Jersey.
It's so bull they're like give us your house. You're like,
get out of here, dude.
Speaker 5: But I mean even and then they had the video
of heg Seth talking about the new You know, the
problem goes back to the fact that there's this place
where the temple was that is now a holy site.
They built the Dome of the Rock on top of it,
and so for there to be a third temple it
implies this apocalyptic scenario where you have to destroy the
Dome of the Rock and build a third temple.
Speaker 2: Dude. They're forcing the apocalypse. They're farmageddon, dude. And dude,
there are videos of the like the head of Chabbas
or whatever it's called Habbah Haba talking to Manyahu's like
you're the one that's going to fulfill the prophecy.
Speaker 5: Yes, I saw that.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, it's.
Speaker 3: Like blazon lying.
Speaker 2: That's the problem. It's blatant lying. You're lying to people.
You're deceiving your your You are a disingenuous businessman. Okay, absolutely,
you're disingenuous. They are the death cult. Yeah, most of
my friends just want to live their life their death cult.
Right here, dude, you shall look at this guy.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you can just read it because it's
it's nothing really to hear.
Speaker 2: It's just help help in everything in all areas personal,
both in personal things have progressed, many things, dude, What
are you talking about?
Speaker 11: Ben?
Speaker 3: He wants at Hansen It what hasn't changed.
Speaker 2: However, the basically the Messiah still it hasn't come. Look
at this dude, it's old guy eyes with seventies glasses on.
Speaker 5: So I so do something to hasten his coming, please, Okay,
just to.
Speaker 2: Understand, like I do it? I guess every movie is this, Johnny.
Speaker 5: Apparently it's not enough, that's what this guy said. He's
not doing enough to hasten the coming of the Messiah.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's look at this guy right here, Johnny, will
you get this here? Sam talks about condemning entire groups
while he is literally condemning the entire Iranian population in
Iran and the dysphoria being brainwashed on Like, dude does
does this guy live in any reality at all? I mean,
is this a bot? Like? I have to question whether
this is a bot? Wait, that doesn't even make sense,
doesn't make sense. He's a retard.
Speaker 5: While he has been literally condemning the entire Iranian population
in a round And.
Speaker 2: Why did those words come out? When am I ever
said that? And calling the videos of the Tony thanks
for the civilians? Wait?
Speaker 5: Well something? There has been a ton of fake footage
going around, But I don't full of crap.
Speaker 2: Man, it's just another bot? Bye bye bot? Can we
block him? I don't want bots on this thing. Just
block him just saying stupid stuff Yeah, that's really dumb. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh, just like apparently we're on a list.
Speaker 2: Somebody in Tel Aviv saw this and they're like sending
the bots. I figure out. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like anytime you bring up this or Ukraine,
you just end up with the dumbest.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The IQ points in the in the comments goes down
like fifty's.
Speaker 2: It's saying, Johnny, I think this is all scripted since
Trump got in first, then then Biden and nobody's been arrested.
All this evidence that's been completely manipulated twenty twenty election.
Speaker 3: Okay, And like I have idiots on Faith.
Speaker 2: I like, dude, I am just I mean, I am
shocked at the level of stupid on Facebook from friends. Oh, like, dude,
the things they're saying to me, it's just I just
have to laugh. I think I can't comment on because
it's too dumb. It's just too it's right up here
with did you block them?
Speaker 5: I'm trying to, dude, I I can't. It won't let
me do it from there.
Speaker 3: Hold on, okay, you can't do it from there, but
that's fine.
Speaker 5: No, It's like it's unbelievable because his comment was so long.
Speaker 2: That thing doesn't come up the.
Speaker 3: It's just unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Dude. Yeah, it doesn't the thing. What's his name again, idiot?
Speaker 5: Oh, it's because it's on X. Dude, he's on X. Okay,
that's why I can't block it. Oh okay, cool, that's
the comment from X.
Speaker 2: You can ban him from exit.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2: But anyways, the point is the things they are saying
to me are so dumb. It's so dumb. I can't
even comment on it. And this is what we're getting.
We're getting just it's But I want to go back
to my original thing. I think this is all planned,
including truck. I'm going on all these podcasts and just
basically destroying, not destroying, but like giving people a reason
not to listen to those podcasts. Like this is all planned.
He like, try to damage your brands. All this is planned.
Trump has been wanting this forever, so they they must
have planned him, promised him just a chance to be
in the elites. His family will always be able to
work with the most elites of the world, the Rothchilds,
and he's just flame throwing everything. He literally had a
chance to go down as a great president and it's
just you can't even do a joke about him being
okay anymore.
Speaker 3: It's like it's so bad. And if he brings his draft, Oh.
Speaker 2: I really I don't think that's possible. I really don't.
I hope you're right, Johnny.
Speaker 5: I don't think that's possible, because they every time they
want to scare us a little, they keep bringing that
shit up. But I don't. I really don't think so
it's uh, I don't know. Uh it's yeah, I mean.
And then you have like these are these stories got
no attention mainstream, but this is really the biggest shit. Uh,
hold on that be fine. Tucker was talking about how
they arrested those massade agents, uh, talking about planning bombings
and shit like that, which is and then you have
you had like Zionists talking about how they wanted to
run false flags that was in the news this week,
barely got reported on it all.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, they straight up US has Liberty
did and like, what do you tell, you know, the
US liberty that's what the n Antario somitic thing. Bro,
they just tried to do it in Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 5: Which is that makes me question all of these stories.
Speaker 3: So Johnny the whole thing right now, I watch this
video this. Do you ever see the girl who.
Speaker 2: Does it in the mask and she has a high voice.
Have you seen that? I have no idea.
Speaker 3: Let me see.
Speaker 2: Hold on one second, let me see if I can
find this. Hold on, yeah, I'll read this. Why doing that?
Speaker 5: This was Tucker's story, He said, this is from Middle
East Eye, it says. US political commentator and journalist Tucker
Carlson claimed on Monday that Saudi Arabian Katar had caught
and arrested Israeli Massad agents planning bombings in those countries,
and that was from Tucker had heard that from someone
inside the government that they had arrested Massad in the
process of planning bombings in those companies, which makes me
doubt all the stories of attacks from Iran on the
and now they did around the apologize, so clearly they
were doing some of it.
Speaker 2: I'll basically tell you the video. I just wanted you
to see it. Basically, it is that the woman who
was fired from Homeland Security, christ Christina, who kills dogs. Yeah, yeah,
that lady.
Speaker 3: They think that that.
Speaker 2: Oh here it is.
Speaker 3: Let me see if I can hold on. Oh yeah,
there we go.
Speaker 2: God, A lot.
Speaker 5: Of people here for it. We got like twenty two
hundred people on a Sunday night.
Speaker 3: We're winning here. I want you see this.
Speaker 2: I think this is super interesting. Here we go. You
bringing it up or are you going to send it?
Speaker 18: Yup?
Speaker 2: How about it? I got it home.
Speaker 13: Has been fired by Trump for saying that he approved
her two hundred and twenty million dollar ad campaign's creepy.
She took the fall and is just being moved to
another position as the Special Envoy to the Shield of
the Americas. She's been replaced by another pro Israel submissive mouthpiece,
of course, Senator Mark Wayne Mullen. But something to note
about her hearings. She said the Department of Homeland Security
does not have the resources to accurately protect the FIFA Games,
despite being given six hundred and twenty five million dollars
specifically for those events. The FIFA Games will be held
in June and July of twenty twenty six across eleven
American cities. Christinom was fired on March fifth, twelve days
before FIFA's security deadline on March seventeenth. Mullen, her replacement,
doesn't assume office until March thirty first, I think they're
planning a false flag at on American soil, just in
time to rally support for the warn Iran, which they're
now saying can last until September. This is the blueprint.
The CIA and Massad created, funded and trained the networks
that became al Qaeda. Then those networks, as a proxy
for Israeli interests, attacked America. Then that attack was used
to justify the Patriot Act, mass surveillance of Americans, two
decade long wars, DHS creation, suspension of Ahabea's Corpus torture programs,
the entire Post nine to eleven security state. Side note,
the man who wrote the Patriot Act, Mike Kurdoff, a
Jewish Zionist who was born to a Zionist rabbi and
an Israeli mother, personally confirmed that there were Masaud operatives
on the ground Felminy attack. There were no charges. That
guy then became Secretary of Homeland Security. Fast forward to today.
Right now, the administration is blatantly serving the interests of
Israel over America, conducting strikes on Iran, creating a new
enemy and threat environment. They're withholding the six hundred and
twenty five million in approved World Cup security funding. They
fired the DHS secretary weeks before the large security event
March seventeenth. They're building the digital ID infrastructure that would
be mandated under emergency powers similar to the Patriot Act.
They're implementing martial law provisions similar to that of what
was implemented in nine to eleven. This would mean suspension
of the midterm elections as well under emergency powers, and
they're currently dismantling court oversight that would challenge emergency executive actions.
And Islami's militant attacks received three hundred and fifty percent
more media coverage than attacks perpetrated by non Muslims. This
means a single attack by a Muslim would dominate the
news cycle, the narrative, and justify sweeping responses similar to
nine to eleven. I'm sure it's also just a coincidence
that the term twenty twenty six FIFA shooting was being
searched in Israel months ago. Boycott FIFA, do not attend
sports are just bread and circus. It's time to get serious, Okay.
Speaker 2: Johnny Sone says the first World Cup is July third,
So is she off on that.
Speaker 3: You're muted again.
Speaker 2: If she is off by a day or two. I
don't I don't understand the relevance.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the opening game is when it's July.
Speaker 2: Yea ya ya yoya. Hold on FIFA does FIFA sucks?
Speaker 5: By the way, So if you're gonna take out something,
take out the executives at FIFA, Like, I'm okay with that. Actually,
they're the most corrupt group of people on the planet.
Speaker 2: Johnny, I condemn those comments. I don't call for violence,
skins anybody.
Speaker 5: The first game is the eleventh of June. It's Mexico
versus South Africa in Mexico Stadium, Mexico City, eleventh of June.
The US play their first game on the twelfth of June.
So does that not fit?
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean does it fit?
Speaker 2: I mean it seems like it does to me. I
don't get.
Speaker 5: I don't get the relevance of the day exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
oh yeah, eleventh of June.
Speaker 2: Uh.
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Someone just said there's a lot of talk on the internet.
Is from Kalys Jones, friend of show, was on the
show Crushed It. Eminem is a Okay. There are videos
go around saying Disneyland will be the next false flag.
We're staying away on just in case. Okay, we're saving lives.
Speaker 5: Johnny, you don't have to worry about me going to Disneyland.
Speaker 2: I'm good. Yeah, Johnny, you're not one of those creepers. No,
like what adults are going to do.
Speaker 3: Nny, you should go to Disneyland.
Speaker 2: Start a gang. Disneyland gangs.
Speaker 5: What kind of gang can afford to pay one hundred
and sixty dollars every day?
Speaker 2: Emo gangs?
Speaker 5: There are these, uh, there are these YouTube channels of
like dedicated Disneyland people that just go like thirty times
a year or whatever, and it's all just the biggest
geeks like you could ever imagine. Dude, they like know
when little things change in the park. Uh, it's really
weird people, dude, like super weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's Disneyland.
Speaker 5: Yeah it's weird. They do go. So I've seen some
people that went to that secret restaurant though. What's it
called thirty three Lounge or whatever? Yeah, which is kind
of interesting.
Speaker 2: Johnny, can we play this video real quick? We can
play any kind of video. And I want to tell
you a funny story that was told, and I'm gonna
get Johnny. I decide we have to do a segment
where paramedics call in and they tell us the weirdest
stuff they've seen.
Speaker 3: Here we go, put it up, come back to.
Speaker 16: Is it more World War One? More correct? World War two?
Or correct the Vietnam War? Or oh I'm sorry, Carl,
that was a congressionally authorized counter offensive.
Speaker 2: Don't worry.
Speaker 19: We get right back on track with the Korean War.
Or no, that was police action. No, they had tanks
and stuff. Well the police have tanks, now, don't they curl?
Speaker 16: Okay, the First and Second Iraq War war they identify
as military action pronouns except we kill people, all right.
How about Libya war, I'm sorry, there was kinetic action,
not a war. Venezuela, well, it was a it was
a that's a war, I think.
Speaker 19: No, I'm sorry, that was a law enforcement operation, not
a war. Iran, it's a war. We're doing war things.
Speaker 16: No, not war things, premptive retire de escalation action. No,
that's not a thing, all right, judges, Okay, how about
the War on Terrorism war? No, it was a coalition
led conditional operation. How about Afghanistan? Afghanistan was the war
on terror? No, I'm sorry, that was a pre authorized
defense stabilization initiative.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 2: Can somebody tell me.
Speaker 10: The rules here?
Speaker 19: War on poverty, Carl poverty, that's.
Speaker 16: Not even as I hate to do this to you,
is a trick question.
Speaker 19: We don't have poverty in the United States. The Dow
went up to fifty thousand. Could I even get that high?
Speaker 2: Amazing?
Speaker 19: Don't even worry about the Epstein files. War on Christmas,
the coffee cup thing. No, that's not a war.
Speaker 16: There's a war for the soul of the nation, whether
or not I can wish my children merry Christmas.
Speaker 19: Okay, you know what, I quit.
Speaker 8: I don't want to do this anymore.
Speaker 16: Today's magical phrase Carl, you just became a United States congressman. Congratulations,
Representative Carl.
Speaker 19: Fairy Christmas, it's March.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, happy Honika.
Speaker 3: That was funny, Johnny.
Speaker 5: I'm that was absolutely wonderful.
Speaker 2: Who are they great?
Speaker 5: What is that channel?
Speaker 2: Let me see back too?
Speaker 3: Is one posted it?
Speaker 2: It doesn't say who it is? Is it?
Speaker 5: Does it say in the corner in easn?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: No, that's Reason magazine? Was it Reason magazine?
Speaker 3: That didn't Maybe it was a magazine. Let's give it
up for Reason magazine.
Speaker 5: If if they're good, that's the libertarian magazine.
Speaker 2: So, Johnny, I was you need to get back to
calls paramo paranormal calls. Uh, local legends, local legends. We
need these calls, dude. How about weird moments?
Speaker 5: Well, we got a lot of I gotta I gotta
be honest with you. We got a lot of bad
feedback out the calls. Is why we chilled out on
the calls.
Speaker 2: Oh really, so one guy loving the calls is enough
override three people complaining about the call.
Speaker 5: It was a lot of people were just like, uh,
I I do like the supernatural calls though I'm a big.
Speaker 2: It's about the supernatural, dude. I also want to have
paramedics come in and tell us their craziest stories, like
we were at Oh this is another funny story. So
Eddie and I taking pictures after I'm selling the secret shirt.
No one's listening. You're not supposed to show it, Okay,
these guys are all putting it on, ruining the joke.
It was still hilarious.
Speaker 5: Wait, what do you mean, like putting it on at
the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're walking out with it on. Uh, and
it's hilarious. I can't say what it is because it's
the secret shirt. I brought way too many secret shirts,
but come on, Johnny. So anyways, so we're taking pictures.
Suddenly this elderly lady comes up with a like some
kind of like you know when women dress like Mexican
sheriff sombrero hats. Have you seen those white hats? I
know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: She walks in that and she walks up there and
she goes, I just come for you.
Speaker 2: The rest of them sucked, and I, Johnny, it took
everything in my power because I didn't know if Eddie
knew her personally, so I didn't want to scorch her.
But literally, this woman had a fucking Rocky Dennis face
like she'd been nipping tucking.
Speaker 3: What.
Speaker 2: I don't know? Who that is? Rocky Dennis from the
movie Mask, the mask, like the share A movie with
the guy with the giant peanut head. No weird growth.
Look up the Rocky Dennis story, Johnny, I can't believe.
I gotta explain who Rocky Dennis is. Rocky Dennis, all right,
I got it here. Never heard of that. That's before
my time.
Speaker 3: I guess you've never heard of Rocky Dennis.
Speaker 5: Wait, is this like, uh like the elphan man?
Speaker 2: No, dude, this is the Rocky Dennis guy. He got
had something and he got you had a giant face
look at him.
Speaker 5: Is he a real person?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was a real person.
Speaker 2: Is that Tom Sellik in this or is that? No?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: No, No, that's the real that's that's that's your that's
his girlfriend in the movie that's Share And that is
what's his face from uh Laura Dern, No, dude, that.
Speaker 3: Is what's his face?
Speaker 2: Sam Sam Sam Eliot, Yah, Yeah, that Lord durn played
her boyfriend, and like she's blind in the movie, so
she can't see him, and like she introduces her boyfriend
everybody and they see the Rocky Dennis face. That's her
face as she comes up to me. I did. I did,
just because women love to do that. They love to
announce who's the winner of the show. After the show,
everybody was talking about that, how like comics, women will
go up you are the best. There's a funny story
involving Sean Polowski and Adam al Magical and they were
all performing in La Joya and this woman came up
to Sean Pulowski's like I just had to tell you
you were the best, and is like, we're right here,
we can hear you. That's funny.
Speaker 3: And I can't believe he didn't know who Rocky Dennis was.
Speaker 2: I mean, what time did that movie come?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 5: You came out before I was born.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's a famous movie.
Speaker 5: See like that movie got overwritten by the Mask for
Me with Jim Carreys.
Speaker 2: Oh that's true. So any ways, all these groups come,
we take pictures and this one guy he's like, hey, man,
I just want to tell you I love your comment
with thanks man, what do you do.
Speaker 3: He goes, I'm a paramedic. I go, really, I go.
Speaker 2: What is the weirdest thing you've seen as a paramac
He goes, well, one time we had to help a
guy because he'd shoved the raccoon up his ass.
Speaker 3: What what?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 3: Goes Yeah, dude, we had to help him.
Speaker 2: He had a raccoon shoved up his ass, or he's
trying to shove it up his ass. I'm homeless guy.
Speaker 5: I don't get that because that thing about Richard Gear
is fake apparently, like with the Gerbil but I think
it inspired up their butts. Well yeah, I think it
inspired like a whole general. But I don't get what
is what is arousing about that?
Speaker 2: Uh, it's got to be like just say furry ding dong.
It just it's it's it's it's like just embedding itself.
It's killing down and it's just like you just get weird.
I mean, at some point you just get so weird
you want to shove a live animal up.
Speaker 5: But it's not true. It's urban legend. Go look it up.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 5: People in the comments are like it's good, okay, yeah,
and then you know Rod Stewart had to have his
stomach pumped backstage. Yeah, okay, every was.
Speaker 2: His hot mom saying right here, hot mom. Afroman, a rapper,
is getting sued by afro Man. I haven't heard that
name in a while, while against sue by a police
department for including their illegal activities at his home and
his music.
Speaker 3: Yay afro Man, that is so funny.
Speaker 5: Afroman just stand trial this month over a music video
made from deputies raid footage.
Speaker 2: Why is that? Why can't he do that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's public that's like public footage. Anything that's like
follyied like that. You can do whatever you want with
from the government. You pay your taxes, it's yours a okay,
let's see. In August twenty twenty two, Adams County deputies
raided the home of Joseph Foreman, better known as Afroman,
with a search warrant tied to an investigation into possible
drugs and kidnapping victims. Kidnapping victim. No charges were filed.
After the raid, deputies sees thousands of dollars in cash,
which was later returned, but Afroman said about four hundred
dollars was never recovered. Afroman said the raid left damage
in his home and that the Adams County Sheriff's office
told him it was not responsible for paying for repairs.
Speaker 2: Ridiculous.
Speaker 5: The guy started laughing and waddling his head and said,
we're not required to do that. They were unapologetic, Afroman said.
Afroman said he then turned the experience into music, using
his own security footage from the raid.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, it was his security footage. And they don't.
Oh that's ridiculous. That's so dumb.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he's gonna win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he must, he must.
Speaker 3: They're just trying to bleed him of money.
Speaker 5: The funny guy, Afro man, he's still old.
Speaker 3: There the line, wants to clean his room. Go clean
your room, dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta gotta make your bed. According to Jordan Peterson,
it's a big deal. So okay, we did the we
did that. There's just so much going on in the world. Bro,
It's it's just overwhelming.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 5: I thought this was, uh, this was kind of this
has been going around and this it just fits so
well right now. This guy, this is a guy from
Masad talking about what they do to people. And so
keep this in mind. This strategy when you see news
coming out about people being anti Semitic, right now.
Speaker 19: Now, I know that they do because I used to
ask them to do it.
Speaker 20: I mean when I was in the Massada and we
had a guy that gave us problems in US and
he was speaking out and he was talking like like
Pete talked once and said, who's reel is bombing living
on with buster bombs?
Speaker 1: We said, Hey, who's that guy?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 1: Pick mccacky We used to call him, yeah, which.
Speaker 3: Is this guy's like bags under his eyes.
Speaker 2: You can't get rid of him.
Speaker 3: He looks like a raccoon.
Speaker 4: So what you do is you get in touch with
a guy in the in the station in New York
or in the station in Washington. You say, tell the
guys at the neighbor to label him, and.
Speaker 1: Of course the campaign starts before you know what the
guy's label.
Speaker 20: And he's an Antecember because that's what we say he is.
Speaker 4: And that's one sting you cannot wash. It shames me
as a Jew to tell you that, but that's the
fact that we did it. It's wrong and the people
who are perpetrating this don't really understand what they're doing.
They're losing their own liberty.
Speaker 2: Listen, that is an interesting video because at the end,
he goes, it's wrong. I shouldn't have done that basically, right.
So there's there's that. But it's so funny watching that
video because now they'll try to lay you and entice that.
Speaker 3: Minu and it actually gives you street cred at this point.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's kind of like the guys who are sitting
in jail for weed right now and they're just watching
kids smoking weed on the school court. You know. It's
it's like a crazy time, dude.
Speaker 5: I mean, they just cried Wolf so so many times.
Speaker 2: That I love the Jay Weiss four three seven eights.
Like that guy who's in jew is a Jewish, He's
a polo who like ned Yahoo, Like, what are you
talking about? Yeah? No, I mean totally yeah. So many
of those guys are just Europeans that I mean, dude,
I mean Tucker Is you could say whatever you want.
He wears a Cabala ring and it's like it's just
like it's just like he's right about Alas ship. Yeah,
he's gonna get something wrong. And maybe he is a
controlled op. It could be, it could be, but he's
splitting it out there. Here's the thing, dude, there's videos
of israelis leaving Israel left and right. The whole thing
is about getting all the Jews to Israel, and it's
not working. Like you're not gonna get the Messiah if
they're not all there, and why would they go there
when they're getting just pounded on right now?
Speaker 5: I think further proof by the way that Tucker is
probably on the up and up is that did you
see that he has this nicotine pouch company, ALP, and
they had like a massive shipment hijacked, like hundreds of
thousands of dollars of ALP. This is from New York
Post X. Fox News host Tucker Carlson took a major
hit last week when a multimillion dollar load of his
ALP nicotine pouches.
Speaker 2: Johnny, you know my peacemaker delivers a multimillion dollar load,
you know that.
Speaker 5: Right, It vanished in a hijacking in Los Angeles. Now
he's offering a financial windfall of one hundred thousand dollars
to whoever tracks them down. Yeah, you're thinking coming through
customs and stuff like that, they did just disappear his
He's messing with them and they're messing with his money. Now,
it couldn't be more obvious. What's going on there?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 5: Somebody hijacked his ship? What else is going on? Okay,
so this is this is really what we we got
to talk about. So I can't believe it happened. But
we finally got the Clintons to sit down and at
least listened. They didn't answer, I will. I was gonna
say they had to answer a few questions, but really
they more than answer a few questions. They had to
listen to a few questions. Is really what happened?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 5: Here's this is Hillary Clinton being subjected to something that, uh,
you know, I never expected we'd see. Check this out, unbelievable.
Speaker 21: Are you aware of any that were on Anthony Wiener's
laptop and a folder that was titled Insurance Life Insurance
with a ZIP file titled.
Speaker 3: Chairman sounds great.
Speaker 22: They said it based on what you said in the public.
Speaker 2: She's confirmed it. They said it within the scope record.
Speaker 3: Bro, that is fired.
Speaker 2: I don't want to look at that. Look at that
was fire. Bro, that was her fire.
Speaker 5: Look at her face how it changes when look at this.
Look look she does that when it comes out, she's like.
Speaker 2: Her her teeth come out, like my dentures are about
to fall.
Speaker 5: How many people do you think that was the last
thing they ever saw right there? Said that, Look, it's horrible,
and man, I have to give their attorney some credit.
Did you see? Bill Clinton has this black lady who's
his attorney, and she is a genius of running out
the clock because they only had so much time. Oh yeah,
so she would just repeat every question. It's like, are
you not tell me?
Speaker 2: Are you saying that.
Speaker 5: Like it's it's and just repeat the question back to
them like scientific language. It's so funny, bro, you want
to you want It's long, but I just want to
because it makes me laugh so much. Even he Bill
Clinton is like, you're going a little too.
Speaker 22: Far, all right, mister president. Coomplish woman. And Nancy based
herself his.
Speaker 5: Knows, by the way, what's going on with that guy's nose?
Like it has not a blow.
Speaker 22: I want to thank you for being here with us
for hours today. Now it's been a long day and
I know that we're going to wrap up soon.
Speaker 2: About the girl.
Speaker 22: Witnesses who testified in the Epstein cases that Epstein said
you quote like them young? Why would Epstein say that
about you?
Speaker 23: Are you asking his opinion I'm asking him to think
about why mister Epstein would say something.
Speaker 22: Why would Epstein say that? To try to be in
mister Epstein's mind? And she's great, likes them young referring
to girls.
Speaker 2: Are you saying that he's saying that he said that
about him saying that I can't stude again, Johnny, it's
that moment where you're just running through all the options
and none of them are good. You know, it's like, yeah,
like you remember Elan Dershowitz, like looking at different play
there no moves detected.
Speaker 3: You know, it's so good.
Speaker 24: That I have any.
Speaker 22: Interesting underage and it's under age, I said, I said young,
but it's.
Speaker 2: Still not for.
Speaker 4: Like a.
Speaker 2: I mean, look at my wife. I go, I go
to an old home and I just break hips. Wait,
any young, fresh, good smelling young girls. Did you come
into that she.
Speaker 5: Got him due when he said I don't like him
listen to she goes is an intern young.
Speaker 24: But it's still.
Speaker 22: Is an intern young?
Speaker 24: Anybody young?
Speaker 22: Jeffreys instructed witness.
Speaker 2: Did you look at everything? Oh man, he's shaking, but
he might have that he might be at that age
where he has the shakes.
Speaker 3: But bro, he looked at like, dude, say something.
Speaker 2: Did you see that underage?
Speaker 22: I said, I said young, but it's still not is
an intern young?
Speaker 2: Watch it?
Speaker 7: Jump in?
Speaker 2: Jump in?
Speaker 24: Anybody young?
Speaker 22: Jump in witness to island?
Speaker 24: He didn't have to since I was never there.
Speaker 22: Did you ever traveled to Zoro Ranch?
Speaker 24: Is that the one in New Mexico?
Speaker 2: In New Mexican?
Speaker 22: Have you ever flown on anyone else's private jet twenty
six times or more for overseas trips?
Speaker 24: I have flown as many miles on other jets, but
never with as many stops.
Speaker 22: How many other people's planes have you used, like Epstein
twenty six times or mine?
Speaker 3: Jump in?
Speaker 2: Jump in state?
Speaker 24: Being is now a deceased and probably what's more problems?
Speaker 22: Okay, so maybe about a half time gleame Maxwell or
Jeffrey Epstein in attendance. She's asking, to the best of
your recollect.
Speaker 24: I have no idea.
Speaker 22: Okay. Did you ever discuss sexual missed conduct allegations made
against you with Epstein or Maxwell?
Speaker 8: Never?
Speaker 22: Did Epsteiner Maxwell ever offer to help manageer silence women
who made sexual miss coonic allegations against you. No, did
Epsteiner Maxwell ever offer financial support directly or indirectly to
legal defense funds related.
Speaker 2: To me, She's not getting anything.
Speaker 22: Do you think a young girl massaging or president is unusual?
So you asked me his opinion touched by a young woman.
I'm asking if he thinks it's unusual that a president,
sitting president of the United States, leader of the free will.
Speaker 23: I'm sorry, are you speaking to Are you talking to
the instance of the unusual that back massage that occurred
while he was not president. I'm just trying to understand.
You said a president of the United States were president.
Thank you, just trying to make sure you were correct
your time.
Speaker 2: I'm just buying time here, trying to make.
Speaker 22: Sure that you're being clear.
Speaker 8: He said.
Speaker 22: He he said he was a sitting president.
Speaker 2: Why he was a sitting president sitting president?
Speaker 22: I want you to be clear so.
Speaker 3: That with her or she gets wrong. She's just buying time.
Speaker 2: Speculation.
Speaker 22: Do you ever did you ever think that all these
women around Jeffrey Epstein or Dylane Maxwell was odd, unusual,
weird or creepy.
Speaker 24: There weren't all that many around when.
Speaker 2: I was there.
Speaker 22: How many would you say? Is all not all that many?
Speaker 24: I think on this big plane that was working long hours,
having two to four people on there. I thought it
was as far as I knew, they were all helping.
Speaker 22: Flight attendants and tank tops and jeans.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 22: No, do you believe you were a victim of a
Jeffrey Epstein intel operation? Do you think that you might
be caught up in some of what he was maybe
potentially doing?
Speaker 2: Excuse me? Which question?
Speaker 17: Are you asking.
Speaker 7: That?
Speaker 22: Because it's been speculated on today, and yes, that he
may have been an intel asked? Do you think perhaps
you know now, uh, the proclivity of it all, that
he may have been targeting you as part of an
intel operation?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he.
Speaker 22: Stated you knew nothing of Epstein's quote terrible crime since
you only met quote briefly on only quote two occasions.
Was this statement false?
Speaker 23: Excuse me that that, yes, in twenty nineteen, is recorded
by the media.
Speaker 22: Which media this says? This is that? Did you share
a copy of it? Like the Daily Beast?
Speaker 5: It's this is where they go in the full like
four corners run out the clock. This it's so funny
what they do with this story thing right here. They
as soon as they heard her bring up an article,
they were like, oh, we can pounce on this.
Speaker 22: The title of this is.
Speaker 25: Bill Clinton failed to mention his intimate nineteen ninety five
dinner with Epstein.
Speaker 8: We can get.
Speaker 15: Counsel in the witness a moment to review the exhibit.
Speaker 8: We would like this statement, but I don't know if
in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: Hold on, dude, and it will hold on exhibit. Epstein
literally says he helped found find found the Clinton uh,
the Clinton whatever that was?
Speaker 3: The foundation, Clinton Foundation.
Speaker 2: The Clinton Foundation. Yeah, look, what are you talking about?
Like I barely knew him, really because he used you
as a reference.
Speaker 5: No, dude, he's lying. He's lying his ass off. But
it's it's it's because they they've just pounced. She made
this mistake and they just give they make ten minutes
out of it her this little mistake she made of
not having his full statement. She just quoted him from
a story and they make a meal of it. It's
attorneys are really just insidious too.
Speaker 23: So to be clear, your your your the basis of
your question is a news article with respect to the
Daily Beast as to a dinner?
Speaker 8: Is that act?
Speaker 22: It's a question.
Speaker 25: The first paragraph, which reads, hours after Jeffrey Ebstein was arranged.
Speaker 2: I decided that these these uh interviews, whatever they are, testimonies, depositions.
Depositions need to be treated like soccer, where they have
bonus time, extra time in the end. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
How much time the attorney talks? You stack on more
time at the end, totally. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Get a referee in there with like a watch.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're going to have ten minutes of bonus time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Somebody just holds up a sign at the end, is
like you.
Speaker 3: Have the time they talked, they extend the bonus time.
Speaker 5: Absolutely did.
Speaker 25: His Former president Bill Clin publicly downplayed his relationship with
the pedophile Financia, saying he knew nothing of his terrible
crime since they only met briefly on two occasions.
Speaker 23: And that's in the Daily Beast, right, which is in
your hand right now, right, That's.
Speaker 22: What I just said, Thank you. Well, what would know?
Speaker 25: So my question is you stated you only met you.
Speaker 22: State you only met him on two occasions. Was this
statement false you made? To be clear, this is a.
Speaker 23: News reporting that is saying that that's what.
Speaker 22: Did you make this statement in twenty nineteen?
Speaker 2: Would you put in the statement that he made this man?
Speaker 22: Okay, double here? Did you did you make this statement
in twenty nineteen, as reported by the media.
Speaker 23: So you're asking whether he made a statement to the
Daily Beast.
Speaker 25: Nope, it says quote. It's quoting him or his office,
et cetera. Are you denying you made this statement.
Speaker 18: It's quoting a sentence if you've put me in the
entire statement that's already asked, give him the statement, not
somebody's reporter.
Speaker 22: I have no idea what the Daily Beast stake is.
Speaker 23: There was a statement that was released that was broader
than this, and they relied on only a portion of it.
Speaker 22: They relied on only a portion of his full state
that it's a portion I'm focusing on.
Speaker 23: Well, he said, so it's actually a misrepresentation of his
entire statement.
Speaker 22: Can you let your client answer the question?
Speaker 23: Well, can you ask it in a way that would
make it clear that what you are actually asking his
statements said the broader question of what did he say?
Speaker 2: He said, he.
Speaker 23: Briefly met with him on the Daily Beasts selected that piece.
Speaker 22: Are you denying that the president made the statement?
Speaker 23: What I'm saying is that there is an entire statement,
that's the statement on which.
Speaker 22: The president spoke to Would you like to provide it
to this committee.
Speaker 23: We're happily to provide that committee.
Speaker 22: I would like to ask the President this question, was
that a false statement that you made in twenty nineteen
that he only met with Jeffrey Epstein briefly on two occasion.
Speaker 18: Subject to the basis of this question, this is you're
asking him about it, and on dude, not the statement.
Speaker 25: It's quoting the President of the United States. Are you
denying the president made the statement? Are you denying he
made the statement?
Speaker 22: I want to know.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you that.
Speaker 22: You are selecting a piece of it.
Speaker 25: Let's I wasn't in federal office in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 22: I was not a part of this committee.
Speaker 25: I was a State House rep from Goose Creek, South Carolina.
You bring open sources that I have to the best
of my knowledge, I'm not rich with a bunch of attorneys.
Speaker 22: Okay. I'm doing the best that I can get to
get the information I can. And I'm asking if the
President was telling a lie in twenty nineteen when he
stated to the public you'd only met with Jeffrey Epstein
on two occasions. Did not stay to the public.
Speaker 6: Let me be clear, not asking about your right to
ask him any questions but don't do it on the
basis of the news article.
Speaker 8: The news article is pointing his.
Speaker 2: Statement line a news article quoting statement, did you take
it to me what you just said? The quoting statement,
what are you talking about? Soldier?
Speaker 22: I would just now, mister president in twenty nineteen that
you only have with Jeffrey Epstein twice, I'm asking questions.
Speaker 5: I have no idea, but I think that I have
no idea that they're really trying to save him from
perjuring himself here because they know he'd lie before, so
they're doing everything they can to keep you from answering
this question.
Speaker 2: Is what it is? You know they did. They were
in the locker room of the defensive coach and they're
just like, dude, just don't let him perjure himself when
he's entering area. Just lock it down and just fill
a boss, dude.
Speaker 5: It's like it's like in jiu jitsu, like where you
know somebody else and you see guys in jiu jitsu
that aren't as good sometimes and they just kind of
try to like survive, and that's what's they know. He's
he's he's got the shortening of stick on his question
and they're just running out the clock on him, dude,
and it goes on. I mean, I could play more,
but it just goes on forever, like this, this verbal
karate that they're doing, uh to pour uh so uh anyway, yeah,
I mean Clinton, well he looked bad, didn't he. He
just looked bad.
Speaker 2: I mean they're just idiots, dude. The whole thing is stupid.
I mean it could it could it be overblown someplaces, sure,
but it's just like there's too many instances of where
there's been rings that were busted nothing, no one convicted,
but busted.
Speaker 3: That happened over and over.
Speaker 2: The Franklin scandal, the finders, okay, uh that that uh
what was.
Speaker 3: That one in Jersey? The no no x or whatever?
The guy that rank Oh.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, uh oh what's it called that one?
Speaker 2: Nexium? I mean, just over and over again. I mean,
like the Pentagon a bunch of employees got busted downloading
uh CP. I mean it's just I mean like at
this point, it's like, what are we doing here?
Speaker 5: Hold on, let me check my let me check my tattoo.
Oh yeah, nexium that's what it was.
Speaker 3: Next Seal Oh Johnny, you love that.
Speaker 2: You love the CP watch it's great for Johnny Yeah,
hey boys, yep, and the George George Bush, you know,
I mean it's just happened over and over again, dude,
and George Bush. I mean, that's just ridiculous to sit
there and act like, you know, you got Michael Tracy
talking Pearl panic.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: It's like, Bro, we've already had cases where it's been confirmed,
Like what are you talking about? They're just stupid, And
Megan Kelly's like, they're just they're just you know, you know,
fifteen sixteen year olds. And yes, is there a difference
between a sixteen year old and a four year old? One?
Speaker 3: It's one is way worse than the other.
Speaker 19: Both are horrible.
Speaker 5: Totally, No, I completely agree. And and you've seen, I mean,
if you need further proof that that this has kind
of gotten away from him, the DJ has been removing
Epstein files slowly over the past couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Of the ones they play it up, which, yeah, the
ones they put up. How about the ones they haven't
shown up?
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, totally exactly.
Speaker 2: Where all the bad shit is, dude, And I don't
know how to change it.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to change it.
Speaker 2: Dude, No, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I saw a clip this week, and I really when
I saw it, I wanted to ask your opinion. So
this is Nick Flint has and his reaction to all
of what's happened with Epstein and Auran over the past
couple of weeks has been kind of interesting, and I'm curious.
I have a feeling you won't agree with what he's saying,
his proposal for what should be done.
Speaker 2: Now check us out.
Speaker 26: This has to be the breaking point. This is the
breaking point for the GOP coalition. You buried the Epstein files,
there is no border wall. You didn't deliver on mass deportations.
You cut corporate tax rates for the rich by cutting
Medicaid again, no infrastructure bill, no middle class tax cuts.
You gotta refund the terror and now we're in a
regime change war with Iran.
Speaker 10: That's the breaking point.
Speaker 2: I'm out. I'm done, man, he's got long fingers, huh.
Speaker 26: And I am not voting in twenty six if Rubio
or Vance are on the ticket in any form in
twenty eight, I'm voting for a Democrat.
Speaker 2: So do you think about that? Probably?
Speaker 5: What do you think about that? What do you think
by the way.
Speaker 2: I think Nick Flintes is a wonderful speaker. I think
he's very smart. I mean he's only like, what twenty
six now, what he knows in ten years will be
totally different than what he knows now. And that's fine.
I'm fifty three, I'm an old man with no shoulders shoulders.
Speaker 3: Okay, so so take it for what it is.
Speaker 2: But you know, the flaw in his logic is like,
why are you voting for either party? I mean, if
you really got to vote, you got that h to vote,
Go vote third party, dude, I mean, just why force
them to completely destroy the facade? Like, if you vote
for Neil Khan Zionist Republicans, you're voting to destroy the
rest rest of the world. If you vote for a
Bolshevik Progressive Democrats, you're voting to destroy America. So you
lose either one, Why vote for.
Speaker 3: Either of them?
Speaker 2: Why it's all stupid, dude, Vote find some weird guy
and vote for anyone but the two parties. Force them
to smash the facade and wake people up the notion
that you're going to run back to another the other
party that you can't stand, just despite the one that burnta.
Why just go vote third party? Find If Nick Flents
goes I'm voting for this party now, that party would
get a ton of new voters. Find a party, a
different party. Nick.
Speaker 5: I did just see him say I'm curious what about
in this exception. I thought I saw him say that
in these mid terms it would be helpful to vote
for Democrats to obstruct Trump from uh this regime regime
regime change ship. What do you think about that?
Speaker 3: That is the lie?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2: I ran on Iran. That was one of her things. Dude, Dude,
they killed a million Christians in the Ukraine.
Speaker 3: You don't think they'll they'll fucking light up? Uh?
Speaker 2: Iran, Dude, They're no, dude, it's all bullshit.
Speaker 5: Did you see this? Uh it's funny, it's not I
don't know quite what his end of it is. Uh,
but uh but Gavin Newsom went on Adam uh Freelan's show, and.
Speaker 2: Adam gets all the yeah fast worst ones.
Speaker 27: The attitude of America isn't covered hoboescape.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pisses me off.
Speaker 27: Let's say you meet someone in the middle of the country, right,
some guy at the Iowa State Fairies eating fraud, and
they say you are a governor of a failed state,
like your sh sucks. It's your fault you let in
bustloads of hoboes and eagles.
Speaker 2: This is a common perception. How do you how do
you address a person directly? Well, I mean, we can
talk about the fact we went from the sixth largest
economy the fourth largest economy. We can talk about the
fact we went from forty nine to fifty eight fortune
five hundred headquartered companies more than none.
Speaker 3: This means anything. By the way, he brought up the
same point.
Speaker 2: Twemlaurre, it's the finan system of my education. Anywhere in
the world.
Speaker 9: We could talk about the fact where the center of
innovation and entrepreneurialism with AI, with quantum, with robotics.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm a guy like in Dayton, Ohio.
Speaker 1: I don't know what any of that means.
Speaker 5: I just heard his covered in poop and stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, exactly why do you just say?
Speaker 8: I say, like, bro, it's mad nice. After you're a
burning man, come to California.
Speaker 6: It's mad nice.
Speaker 8: It's nice.
Speaker 19: It's nice.
Speaker 2: It's a nice place. It's nice. He's totally right. You
got him on that. Everything that Gavin Newsome just listed
is elitist shit. Yes, he was one thing for the
common man. Dude, you came into the sixth Ai. Dude,
that's against the common man. It's destroying job. I mean,
it's just like, this is why this guy has no
clue and he's trying his hardest not to lose his mind.
Speaker 3: But it's like, that was a great interview. Adam was great.
Speaker 2: Push it to it sounds like he did coke all
night and his nose was stuffed, But he did do
a great interview. And it's like, hey, dude, you have
no connection to the common man. You have no connection
to somebody in Alabama, nobody in Kansas City, nobody in Oklahoma. Like,
how are you supposed to be president when you can't
even connect with these people? You listed everything that is
is elitist, dude. Fortune five hundred companies. These are all
tech companies. We know that, dude, And tech companies hire
one hundred people to run a billion dollar industry. How
does that help the common man?
Speaker 3: How does that help? It's a shithold, dude.
Speaker 5: We've got some big timfoil hat news related to local politics.
I asked last week at the end of broken simulation
for everybody to hit up Spencer Pratt on Instagram and
it worked.
Speaker 2: Now he's booked to come on Tim foil Hat.
Speaker 5: It was a big week for him by the way
he got He had his people and you know, with
pressure from him, had gotten this testimony, released these depositions
of the fireman, and it's just damning for Karen Bassty
administration of what we so Okay, so to explain this,
there was that smaller fire before the palisades burned, and
they did not extinguish it properly. They had guys like
this man right here, Scott Pike of the LA Fire Department,
saying that they should have stayed on site and made
sure that the fire was fully extinguished. And then this
is his testimony about.
Speaker 9: That host pickup party or we were going to be
tasked with going to pick up hosts at the fire
that occurred before. I didn't even know is named Lochman
Fire at that point. I'm putting tune two together now,
but that's what it was.
Speaker 8: But at the time was it was just like.
Speaker 9: Hey, the fellas had a brush fire last night, We're
going to pick up hopes. It was near the end
of the line and we were down in the burn,
and it was about that time. I was just looking
around and I saw a slight smoke on the ground.
I saw branches that were smoking still, and I could
smell smoke, and there were I would say several smokers
in that immediate area. I'd say there was like a handful,
like five. But that's a lot to me. It's just
an indicator that's still hot.
Speaker 8: So was there a containment line near where you first
saw these smokers? Nothing obvious to me.
Speaker 9: It didn't look like there was a very good hand
line cut, not a clean differentiation between burn and green,
and there was a lot of unburnt fuel in the burn.
Speaker 8: I looked around. There were no other firefighters, nobody. I
was the only one.
Speaker 9: So I went around and I exposed a couple areas
of different sizes, and that's where I noticed hot coals
underneath the ashes. I go off of it, and I
didn't even want to use my gloved hand because it
was hot, so I just kicked it with my boot
to kind of expose it. Whoa red hot like coals
that was still smoldering, and I even heard crackling.
Speaker 8: I go, oh, I feel like we've been assigned to
pick up host today.
Speaker 9: But I think a better move would be to pivot
and go to charge these hoselines and do a more
throw them mop up, just based on that small area
as a sample portions.
Speaker 2: Johnny, Okay, the goals started the fire.
Speaker 5: They were there, no, no, no, no, they were there
to This was a smaller fire, the Lachman fire. And
they got told to pick up their hose, which we
all love picking up hose, if you know what I'm
saying that I'm trying to pick and and and get
out of there, and he's like, dude, we need to
be finishing putting out the fire. It's you know, the
winds are whipping. Why would we not put out this fire?
And he tried to talk to people, he got shot down,
He got attacked by Karen Bass's attorneys in another piece
of deposition footage. I'll just play that briefly.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 5: Check this out.
Speaker 28: And you're aware that the firm represents some of the
plaintiffs in these policies firecases.
Speaker 5: So they're trying to get him here on possibly having
like an axe to grind. Maybe he's trying to help
sue the city or something like secretly, Oh yeah, of course,
that's the angle they try.
Speaker 2: That's got to be it's always got to be an
alternative angle. It can't be the truth.
Speaker 28: Yeah, say yes, yes, sir, okay, and I'm just asking
for yes or no here. Have you ever spoken to
the McNulty firm or any of the lawyers there?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 2: And how did you.
Speaker 28: Know to get in touch with the McNulty law firm?
Speaker 8: But does someone refer you.
Speaker 18: Yeah, outside of the scope might invade the attorney client privilege.
Speaker 8: I'm not feeling comfortable answering these questions right now.
Speaker 29: Why does him seeking a lawyer way after the fact
have anything to do with this limited discovery order unless
you're conceding you're just opening up discovery all the way.
Speaker 9: My personal actions to seek any legal advice from any
lawyer at any time.
Speaker 8: Is my personal decision.
Speaker 9: All the stuff came out, and any of my concern
to seek counsel was after I saw I'll go ahead
and say I saw some stuff that didn't line up
with what I saw coming out from my leaders atf whoever,
I saw protection from my fire chief for any future
immunity by anything in retaliation, because that's what I fear.
I didn't have anybody from the city contact me and say, hey,
we'll represent you.
Speaker 8: Got your back because we want the truth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why why wouldn't you fucking get a lawyer when
one of the biggest fires in the history of Los
Angeles and you've seen some shit, why wouldn't you get
a lawyer?
Speaker 5: Well, and they're asking him, They're like, well, why didn't
you let the city represent you? And he's like, because
the city is lying about what happened?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is great.
Speaker 9: Is there some sort of rule I broke? Or like,
I'm asking too, why is that relevant? I feel I
should have the privatized right to seek counsel no matter
who it is. I'm asking why you're so concerned with
who and when I sought counsel.
Speaker 12: They want to try to discredit you because he reached
out to mister McNulty, lawyers on the case, and they
want to try to say that mister McNulty talked you
into giving your truths testimony to day, which we.
Speaker 8: All know is false. But that's why he's asked, can
we just.
Speaker 28: Get back to the deposition. I'll ask my questions. You
guys can object, and if his council wants to instruct
him in a certain way.
Speaker 15: He can do that.
Speaker 28: So, just to be clear, you are represented by mister
slid from bushcottlieb Right, Yes, you're not represented by the
McNulty law firm. Right, No, sir, Okay, When did it
become clear to you would not be represented by.
Speaker 18: The McNulty offication outside the scope? I mean, I'm going
to repeat subject, way outside the scope. His choice lawyers
has nothing to do with what the judge allowed to
happen here, and that has become harassing and oppressive for
this witness to city here and be peppered by the
city's lawyer on things that are way outside the scope.
Speaker 8: These are the kind of things that I'm keeping track of.
What do you mean by that? Meaning?
Speaker 9: I don't I feel you're out I filure, out of line,
And what does that matter? If we're all seeking the
truth and you should have my back whoever you're with
the city?
Speaker 8: Right yeah? Right?
Speaker 9: Is he represents city, so we should want to get
our kinks, figure it out, get our fire department back
to normal staffing, good command, good decisions.
Speaker 6: And what not.
Speaker 9: So what does it matter where I see legal counsel
when I'm part of a deposition which is part of
my job. What does it matter where I seek legal
counsel because I don't see anybody just wanting to get
the truth.
Speaker 8: That's what I'm trying to tell you. Well, there's just
I can handle this.
Speaker 9: It appears that everything we know about reports being redacted,
information being missing. I believe this ATF report was seventy
six pages long. Do you know how many pages there
was on the Lockman fire?
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 5: Tell me one that was the fire that happened before
that he's suggesting, probably, and the report, as suggest is
the source of the Pali States fire.
Speaker 9: So here we sit in this room with all these
hundreds of thousand dollars in staffing and everything like that
right now, and what are we talking about?
Speaker 8: The Lockman fire?
Speaker 9: So we all know that the investigation interviews and every lawyer, right,
that's why we're all here because it's a big deal.
I may have saw representation from multiple lawyers. So I
am feeling a little harassed while your focus fixated on
this one lawyer or whatnot. That's that's none of your business.
Speaker 2: That's that guy.
Speaker 5: That guy's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just took it to it.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you get a lawyer when you realize that
what you saw and what the city is saying is
two totally different things. And you know that that they're
going to come. All hell is going to rain down
on you. Why wouldn't you get a lawyer. You'd be
an idiot. Not to get a lawyer, You'd be stupid.
Speaker 5: And then Spencer Pratt shared this week that Karen Bass
is there's a report that Karen Bass's internal polling says
that he's her primary challenge. Like they're actually worried now
about the possibility of him. And wait till they hear
that he's coming on Temple Half. They're going to be
quaking in their boots.
Speaker 2: So, Johnny, can you play this video?
Speaker 3: Have you watched this marathon video?
Speaker 5: Yes, it's fat, you said it to us.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's so great. Yeah, uh.
Speaker 11: From us?
Speaker 5: This was today, I should say, this is the l
A Marathon. They end the round century city.
Speaker 15: Uh.
Speaker 5: And this guy from what is it like Rawan there
one of those damn countries. Uh, he's African. He's leading
by a mile. And then there's this American guy that's
not even on the screen yet if you're listening. I
don't know carry but the people, the commentators are all like, well,
it's over. He's winning. Uh I think I think he's Ethiopia.
Speaker 25: Here he comes, so let's get right back down the
finish line so we can watch Michael line here Michael
Kamal from.
Speaker 2: Kenya, Kenya, My apologies to all the Kenyans.
Speaker 11: Wow, wow to Martin.
Speaker 5: Finished Michael crowning, and the Kenyan guy just collapses onto
the ground, exhausted, and the American guy just went blasting
through there. I read an interview with him after. The
American guy was like, listen, I saw that everybody was
kind of slowing down at the end, and I was like, shit,
I might actually be able to win this thing. So
I just started hauling ass basically, and he won.
Speaker 2: He won. I feel bad for the Kenyon Why he's
now he goes back to Kenya. Yeah, but I think
he's like a legend of dude. That is the craziest thing, Johnny.
If you go to Sam Tripley dot com, hold on,
it's a great website. There's a lot of fun to
be had at Sam Tripley. Go to Sam this Tuesday,
come check out comedy Cast. I don't know how much
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Speaker 5: You got Dallas, Texas at Hyenas. Yeah yeah, keep going,
Fort Worth, Hyenas, Huntington Beach, the mom It's.
Speaker 3: The next big show.
Speaker 2: I am shooting my live special at Austin at the
Creak of the Cave on May twenty second, limited tickets.
Speaker 3: Love for you all to come. I'm shooting with Gas Digital, Come.
Speaker 5: And hang Albuquerque, New Mexico. Yeah, you got the thousands
teples sold out. Sorry, everybody, we were so excited about that. Lawrence, Kansas, Uh, Tulsa, Oklahoma,
the Looney Bin, and then uh, you got some dates
in Austin in December.
Speaker 3: Tickets are they haven't said it to me yet, but yeah.
Speaker 2: But it is.
Speaker 5: Keep hold the date December eleventh through the thirteenth in
Austin coming up. You got, yeah, a lot of like
going on in Austin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got three dates out there, Johnny. Are you
going to read the super chats? Yeah, let's read these
super hits.
Speaker 3: It's been a good show.
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, sorry, you gave me some weird energy to
start me weird. I think you're projecting.
Speaker 3: Though, if your projector just definitely weird.
Speaker 2: You were like, no, now you did. That's not real,
that's not true. Blah blah.
Speaker 5: What are you talking about? What was I saying that about?
You were saying it about? What about it?
Speaker 8: It?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Good, just tell me what it was.
Speaker 5: I know, you tell me what I was exactly. Uh
At some dude says, uh, why call them shorties because
I appreciate him? Why I call them shorties because I
appreciate Is that like a rappers?
Speaker 2: I'm not a rap guy. I don't know. Yeah, I don't.
I'm sorry. I he that wasn't meant to make sense.
Flavors of the forest garlic? Did he?
Speaker 5: Is this just an ad?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Look he's got like his little garlic bottle.
Speaker 2: There, supersticker.
Speaker 5: Thank you, sir, Catalyst Jones.
Speaker 3: Uh, we love him. Friend of show on the show,
good friend of mine.
Speaker 2: Love him. Eight dollars.
Speaker 5: I went to the Academy Museum today, the Academy uh,
you know, Film and Television Arts, and they had the
Donnie Darko bunny Rabbit costume in there. Really yeah, dude,
it was creepy. Saw a lot of cool costumes and
uh like effects and stuff. Uh, they have a lot
of stuff from from Blade Runner In there, man, it
was really sick.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: This is from e P one one one one Sammy,
I need money to fix my car, Sammy.
Speaker 2: It's like I did that joke in Baker's Field bombed
really ill the night before Salmon Salvin, come on, now
you're my best friend. Why you and I into the phone?
Speaker 5: Samy, come on and our friend again? Hep says much
love to use. Sam and Johnny. Why does Johnny kind
of look like the drawing of dB Cooper tenfoil half
for life.
Speaker 2: It's because I've got glasses on. Everybody with glasses everybody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's Johnny's look.
Speaker 5: I can't tell I've been compared to every person to
ever wear glasses at some point. Yeah, the Internet, Johnny.
It's because they kind of hide me since I've fitted dollars.
Justin Hicks shout out Justin Hicks.
Speaker 2: Uh we got tm O one seven one seven.
Speaker 30: Uh.
Speaker 5: Sam looks like a greedy Armenian jeweler and Johnny looks
like an emo edge lord. Tonight, love you boys, Gay
Dolla's hollow. Twenty bucks you can say it, Yeah, yeah, sure,
twenty bucks.
Speaker 2: I'll take it.
Speaker 5: John Press one says, boys love you here for the
long haul real quick.
Speaker 3: Can we wish Jamie Star happy birthday?
Speaker 5: We always can.
Speaker 3: Happy Birthday, Jamie Star.
Speaker 2: Of Vadivia says, Sam, come back to Utah. I'd love
to come back to Utah. I want my favorite places
to play, Salt Lake. You don't expect a lot of
Sergios to be in Utah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, those white women love ethnic Oh.
Speaker 5: I bet he kills it. Catalyst Jones says, Johnny are
secretly Chris Webby's alter ego. Johnny are secretly Chris Webby's
alter ito. He goes Chris Webby, No idea.
Speaker 2: Webby.
Speaker 3: That's who I thought was? Who's Chris Webby?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: American rapper?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I see one of the many people they say look
like me, But now they're saying it looks like you.
Speaker 5: It's another guy with glasses, is what that is? So
love your new song, Rare aw Thoughts seven, Keep.
Speaker 2: Him coming, Thank you, callus Jones.
Speaker 5: Yeah, shout out Kallis Jones, Fly Guy two three to eight.
Watch Tucker's last two videos and see the truth. We
did a lot of Tucker tonight. He is Tucker. There's
no denying it. He's injected himself into the the news
cycle in a way that I never really expected him.
Speaker 3: Dude, the biggest podcast in the world is Candas Owans.
Speaker 5: It's not it's not it's not broken anymore. It's Candice Owens.
Speaker 2: Well. I mean, I think I think she right now,
she might be bigger. I don't know. I think I
think she might be bigger.
Speaker 5: But I think how do they even determine that?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, because you got.
Speaker 5: Right, bo, is there like a ranking because you can't
go like comedy to news.
Speaker 2: It's like a holy yeah, he's the number one comedy podcast.
She might be the number one news podcast. I mean,
she's flamed for she's going for him.
Speaker 3: That's a cross for me. Trade let's go.
Speaker 5: Catalys Jones says, uh, I didn't miss one of that. No,
there are videos around saying Disneyland will be the next
false flag. You mentioned that we're staying away from. Thank
you for the warning. Uh Fizz Marley says, anyone noticed
the propaganda videos about how we retrofitted Iranian drones to
use against them? Questioning every around drone attack, that's interesting,
So you're saying, like fault more false flags Huh. Of course, yeah,
it's totally possible.
Speaker 2: Of course, I don't.
Speaker 5: I mean we had we had mister Dawson on Ryan. Uh,
and he suggests that there's about five days left to this.
Speaker 6: Thing and that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I just I don't, I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
Speaker 5: I does it feel to you like like Israel and
the US are in a bad type spot?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm dude, depends on what getting pounded right now?
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 2: I mean, like we recorded we recorded Ryan on Wednesday.
He said five days, so that's tomorrow and Tel Aviv
is just getting pounded right now, is it?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 5: I tell you who is getting pounded.
Speaker 2: Uh, it's the power gays in Tel Aviv.
Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 2: There's this comedian and I we you've been sending me
clips of it.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 2: I think we first talked about it on when I
brought it up on tf H.
Speaker 5: But there's this guy who is a comedian and he
has I want to know if you think he's doing
like political commentary here kind of anti Zionist, or if
he's serious, like and it's just trying to be funny,
but he is Zionist.
Speaker 15: Uh.
Speaker 2: This guy, this this is the guy right here.
Speaker 5: His name is Daniel Ryan Spaulding and he calls himself
an Israeli power.
Speaker 31: Gay egg Innoga. It's a trade off. This is our
starter apartment. It has a fabulous view of Tel Aviv,
but a tiny little kitchen. My unky Jewish husband Avi
and I just made Alia for a rich or deeper
Jewish life. I mean, we could have stayed in Miami,
but the Beib is the place to be. This we
got invited to a pot look in ramote Be. Even
though I have a tiny little kitchen. I'm gonna knock
it out of the park, babe, with your very favorite
Yemeny salta. My messionic neighbor Blooma is gonna be there,
and I know she's gonna make her famous cholent because
she's pregnant again.
Speaker 2: She's like forty seven, got im?
Speaker 3: Sorry, I can't hate him.
Speaker 8: Your Shema.
Speaker 31: If I'm out of the park, I'm gonna have to
get the very best Fena Greek that the Yemeny spice
market has.
Speaker 2: Oh my goo, it's so ridiculous. We'll have nothing on
my salta. You have Halba. I can't wait for the
other husbandions at the pot.
Speaker 10: Look, I'll turn to Aby and go, this is the
best salta I have ever had.
Speaker 2: It's too hilarious.
Speaker 5: He's so funny, dude, and he does like where he
shows all the uh like like all the the IDF
guys in the bunker, like all shirtless.
Speaker 2: I don't know how he gets them to play along
with it.
Speaker 5: If it's just I have so many questions for this
guy because he oh it and he used to be
like really heavy. By the way, so if you look
him up Daniel RAN's bowling and you see a fact guy,
it is the same guy. It's just I don't what's
your take on he Is he taking the piss out
of the the Zionists or is he No?
Speaker 2: I think he's dead serious, okay, Like I mean, I
think just laying it up, But I think he's serious.
Speaker 5: This is the one that went viral about and then
we'll finish the things and get out of here. This
is the one that went viral that is just the
most like made me think maybe he's anti Zionist.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 31: Here, you and your power gay and Israel for Operation
Epic Fury. You and your honky Jewish husband set up
a shuck Shuoka Photo shoots.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Aby, I love this idea.
Speaker 31: We're gonna show all those anti Zionist bandwagon gays and
Williamsburgh unbothered.
Speaker 2: We are by the threat of nuclear wary. It's amazing.
Speaker 22: Thanks.
Speaker 31: I stole the recipe from bloom a sub stack. Oh
my god, sirens so annoying.
Speaker 2: Thank god, we have.
Speaker 31: Our own bomb shelter in our apartments. Power gays so stressful. Baby,
I'm so glad we could put our bed in here.
My god, has your mom called you at all?
Speaker 2: She's still pretending she's a Democrat. So annoying.
Speaker 31: It's like she has left as better man democrat. Jews
are gonna get us all killed.
Speaker 2: Abby. Did you see what Sandra Bernhardt posted.
Speaker 31: She's still watching Rachel Maddow Trader.
Speaker 2: I'm never going to show Joe's papa again. Maybe he
is joking around ass, Yes.
Speaker 31: Okay, I want it to look like we're hungry because
we just had sex and we're planning our trip to tran.
Speaker 25: I don't know who's you.
Speaker 2: Oh my stop it. You are terrible, Like what what
he's so funny?
Speaker 5: I can't decide, dude, I can't decide if he's taking
the piss or not man.
Speaker 2: I don't know why everybody's getting angry at him. It's
so ridiculously stupid. Yeah, it's hilarious.
Speaker 5: But the freeing Iran is like he's obviously that's not real.
I mean, like nobody believes that we're.
Speaker 2: He loves it. I think it's funny. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think it's funny too. I think it's very Chip.
Speaker 3: Wellington's breakd up.
Speaker 2: He's breakeed up.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 5: Uh we did that on our hold on okay? Uh,
anyone that's probably you did that one mass something mass something.
Speaker 2: I don't know that guy. That's so hilarious. Yeah, he says,
uh October, you know what was all? Ai wow Aby,
Max Egan said it.
Speaker 3: We love Max Hegan.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: Mary Chase says, thanks Sam for the shows. Appreciate you, Johnny, Dylan, Midnight,
Ryan and Alie, all of Sam's gaggle of co hosts except.
Speaker 2: X she you left, X she out?
Speaker 3: Yeah you left, but that makes sense?
Speaker 10: Rude?
Speaker 5: God is love our friend here five and twenty eight,
Hurts says the lawyer was literally in the Epstein Files
and Friends with Maxwell. That lawyer always thought she's talking
about the black guy or the man. I don't the
black woman or the man. I don't know which one
by the man, Yeah, probably the guy. Yeah, to be honest,
Justin Camacho's gay says a chance green music music?
Speaker 3: Is that Justin Camacho?
Speaker 5: That's what he said. Justin Camancho.
Speaker 3: Oh this guy, no, no, what he's like the guy
in the video?
Speaker 6: What guy?
Speaker 2: Because that's a dude. I really wanted Camacho. I wish
I had I had Camacho my name. Camacho's got to
be the coolest name ever. Oh I have another kid,
which I'm not, but if I did, I would name
them Camacho. Hector Camacho is the badest.
Speaker 5: Vanessa says, I'm voting for Brian mckinnis Green Party marine that.
Speaker 2: Got assaulted in Congress last week.
Speaker 5: I hope he files a nineteen eighty three lawsuit asap. Well,
did you see there was reports of Dana White being assaulted,
but that was apparently fake?
Speaker 2: Is that right, Dana White?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you didn't see all. There was no They said
that the last UFC ticket was so bad that uh
that he got.
Speaker 2: Assaulted even going downhill fast.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and and people really believe that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Here it is per sources, it appears Dana White has
been jumped by the crowd and T Mobile arena by
angry fans. Uh, but apparently video of it. Yeah, but
we can't.
Speaker 2: I mean, why can't I watch it?
Speaker 5: It's not real, it's not I mean, I don't want
to disinfo more people.
Speaker 3: Dude, DUDEXX, Jersey Kid ac XX. Yeah, you are late.
We're running late. I was supposed to be gone. I
haven't had dinner.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, dude. Sorry.
Speaker 5: C Flow see Sue Flow says, I watched Mazie Runner.
The death Cure was very interesting. Gotta check it out.
Speaker 2: What is mate? Do you know what that is?
Speaker 5: Mazy Runner?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe may is that. Maybe all I
know is that there's another episode of Monarch on that
I haven't seen yet.
Speaker 5: Oh really, hey, dude, you want to hear the funniest
thing we've been watching Love Story that JFK Junior showed.
I might have told you this, And my girl doesn't
know that he's dead and he died in the plane crash.
So we're on like episode seven now, and she's like, well,
they really don't have a lot of episodes left the
cover like their life up there, And.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, that is weird. They must be. You
are so rude.
Speaker 5: I can't wait for her to find out that because
at the beginning it starts, it starts with like the
plane lifting off and then going off. Yeah, he eventually dies,
you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And I even like text her mother. I was like, hey, listen,
we're watching this.
Speaker 2: Don't tell God of seven seven is crazy. In the
comment section, he's going crazy. She just comes first.
Speaker 5: Gas can lip, says Sam. Any stories about that cruise
ship captain hat wearing hefner guy with trapdoors under the
Playboy mansion full of pet human lizard hybrids, captive and
terrariums that run La City council meetings.
Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, but I'm looking forward to that story getting out.
We'll do a whole like five episodes on that here
for that's a lot of words. Uh.
Speaker 5: True World seventeen says, love you guys, longtime reader. God
bless that's a different show.
Speaker 2: Reader. These are the broken I got so bricked up
on that gay Israeli video. He got so bricked up
are gay?
Speaker 5: Bobby ball Bags says the first time long time Well,
thank you, Bobby ball Bags. Welcome, welcome, uh and thank
you for your gay dollars. Rennick Johnson says, uh, say
the family's name that I will not.
Speaker 2: We will not. How dare you, Rennick? How dare you
come on here with your gay dollars.
Speaker 5: Just when things are starting to go well for us.
You're trying to get us.
Speaker 2: You're trying tocap us. We don't play those games. Hey,
Bobby ball bags, your dollars are gay? Okay, you don't
tell us.
Speaker 5: You know it's a good NBA team, Sam, What uh?
The Indiana Pacers. It's a really good at saying this,
the Indiana Pacers.
Speaker 3: Why did you say that?
Speaker 5: Well, that'll give him a clue.
Speaker 12: What uh?
Speaker 2: What that? What family we're talking about?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: Oh, Johnny, you're tempting fate. Dude. But the Pacers, what
can I say?
Speaker 5: They're great?
Speaker 3: No, they're not, dude. I do not I agree to
any of that.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 5: You don't like the Indiana Pacers.
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, they're struggling this year.
Speaker 5: But my god, dude, well I think they're great. They're
a great family. Let me see if I can Okay,
I don't do you can you go to rumble and
find the rumble. I don't know how to do the
rumble chats.
Speaker 2: Is it all the ones that are in red? Is
that what it is? It's not right.
Speaker 5: No, those are just the members. I don't know how
to do the rumbo rants. It's that they don't show
up in the uh in the stream yard interface?
Speaker 18: Is it this thing?
Speaker 2: Is it this? butN here?
Speaker 5: No, that's how you sin one, Johnny. Really, I don't
see any Oh wait, there is one. Okay, there is one.
The pole is from Israel. Oh that makes sense. The
ninety ten pole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5: That is from increased blood pressure, says the ninety ten
pole that they're showing Trump must be from Israel.
Speaker 3: Johnny, look at this real quick watch this.
Speaker 30: Okay, you gotta leave from India, from China and from
the Philippines. And what do you do you, Michael, chip
the right so that you can surveil them, you can
control their emotions, You feed them us. They're slaves. You
have like millions and millions million of these people who
will be the human Mormanbos of your empire. And they
can all be done with the cronology. You don't actually
build a technology to do this.
Speaker 2: Chini. He's basically saying along the line something I said,
I don't think it will be Chinese and Asian. I
think they're gonna use Europeans. I think they're gonna move
the European to to the Greater Israel project. That's why
they're flooding Europe right now to be like come here.
Speaker 5: It's no different than what they did right before. I
suppose did you see this, By the way, this wasn't
this was These are Russian soldiers.
Speaker 30: This disturbing video appears to show an African recruits in
the army with the landmines trapped to his chest.
Speaker 10: He is being ordered to storm Ukrainian positions on the
front lines.
Speaker 5: See the thing is, you can't know if this is
propaganda from Ukraine because they're so good at propaganda the
UK or if And there's another video of like a
bunch of Russians, I mean a bunch of African soldiers
in Russian military gear and like the snow in the woods,
you know, and then and the Russians are talking in
Russian like these guys don't know. They're all about to go,
you know, be cannon fodder.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: And I thought that was interesting. I'm just doing the
power of.
Speaker 5: List of Bohemian Grove members came out whether you do.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, dude, Conan O'Brien, like nothing happened, Yeah,
like nothing, Everyone's just doing shows with him. Like, dude,
you were doing butt stuff in the forest.
Speaker 5: It's all who you think it would be.
Speaker 22: Though.
Speaker 2: It's like Jimmy Buffett was a dude. Do you think
did you think Conan O'Brien would be doing butt stuff
in the way to Harvard?
Speaker 5: Dude, he went to Harvard. That's you know, like all
those Harvard guys, they're they're all in those clubs, man,
My Bloomberg, Clarence Thomas. It's a lot of political people.
Eric Schmidt was on there, Paul Pelosi, It's Charles Cooke,
the Fisher Brothers. Yeah, and it was apparently they got
this this journalists got this information by just badgering the
shit out of somebody who was a member, like really
just bugging them, pestering them over and over again. That's
kind of the story until they released it. And then well,
and Shia Labuff is the most interesting person on the planet.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's just a super traumatized dude.
Speaker 2: We've got to get him on Tim foil Hat Like,
here's this is just fascinating.
Speaker 1: We made it Live from Uptown, New Orleans. Did it
less than one week after Marty Graus, Right, we did it.
I think a lot of people probably saw some of
the Marty Graus media coverage, and I understand heard about
the arrest and stuff.
Speaker 7: God Lussell like they want to know how you doing, Bro.
I've been having a time in my life. You know,
I got some contrition on my heart, you know what
I mean. It's not nice to hurt people. Ever, his
fucking lanes people got hurt.
Speaker 1: I gotta deal with that. I'm gonna deal with that.
I'm gonna deal with that in full. I'll eat it all.
Speaker 2: It's on me.
Speaker 1: It's not on them, It's on me.
Speaker 2: I fucked up.
Speaker 3: It's on me.
Speaker 2: I fucked up.
Speaker 1: It'saw me. Definitely. Yeah see, you take responsibility for thousand percent.
Speaker 2: We're not gonna play games.
Speaker 1: But I had a great time, definitely, just like partying
in Martyn.
Speaker 7: More than that, something further than that, something like sacred bro,
something like I just joy is sacred Bro, and we're
in I don't know, I keep talking like weird, like word, I.
Speaker 2: Have a weird reaction to this. He's obviously going through
something and start over click well, yeah, I'm sorry, dude,
Andrew Callahan is that his name, Andrew Callahan.
Speaker 5: It's the Channel five.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I lost all respect for him a
long time ago. He got me too bright, which yeah,
he got me too and it was a humiliation ritual.
Then he tries to humiliate Geggar Griffin and God bless
Jason Burmes Burmis for stepping in and stopping it. And
you know, this guy got thrown if we want to
believe it's real, it's not humiliation ritual, gets thrown under
the bus by the left and then just goes right
back like I couldn't do this interview right to the top. Yeah,
I couldn't do it. But if I did do it,
it would be done totally different.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 2: I'd be like walking him through this and like getting
to this guy's in pain, he's mentally like he's gone
through some issues.
Speaker 5: I just they get to some and like, like listen
to what he says. This is we figured out what
happened and he might not have been in the wrong.
Listen to what it sounds like happened was he got
surrounded by some big gay guys and they started like
touching him and if he's telling the truth here.
Speaker 2: Check us out.
Speaker 7: Oh, I know, I'm fucking deep off into the Bible.
I know what the Bible says about homosexuality.
Speaker 1: What does it say?
Speaker 10: No, that's what it says.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't that written a really long time ago. Bro,
You can do whatever you want with the text.
Speaker 5: So that was after But okay, this is it right.
Speaker 1: So, but I'll be honest with you, big gay people
are scary to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: When I'm like standing by myself and three gay dudes
are next to me touching my leg, I get scared.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If that's homophobic, then then I'm that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Does that happened a lot? No, it just happened one
time recently.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Except okay, yeah, so you were sort of being groped
and surrounded. I'm not going to say that because my
lawyer said, dude, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. We
can here.
Speaker 7: I I am.
Speaker 1: Wrong for touching anyone ever. And that's the end of
my statement on this whole ship.
Speaker 5: But it's clear what happened was he got in a
tight spot, was surrounded by big gig guys and they
were like touching him and stuff. He didn't want it,
so he probably had a little fight, like what's wrong,
I mean, somebody, if it was a he was a woman,
and it was guys touching him, it'd be no question about,
you know, him having the right to get a little violent.
Speaker 2: You've seen the chick who says that she's his half
sister Shia. No, yeah, no, she says he's she's his sister. Okay,
they say, she says they're related to Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, okay, right, and she says.
Speaker 2: Some crazy shit about Larry David. Crazy shit. So we
could sit there, we could sit there and go, Okay,
she's just talking out asks.
Speaker 3: But if there's any chance any of it's real, they
were put through the ringer.
Speaker 5: Dude, Oh that's horrible. Yeah, anyway, did you I mean
that that video I can encourage you to watch it.
It's so he talks about how he was like, uh,
he joined that Mexican gang. I can't remember what it's called,
but he he joined uh, like it is like a
full ass member of a Mexican gang for a part
he did in the movie. And he like reps them now,
like he goes around like telling people he's in this
Hispanic gang here.
Speaker 2: I'll just play that. I mean, it's dude, that's so funny. Yeah,
it's just like ten seconds of this here we.
Speaker 7: Go barrio and it had a depth to it with
a different socioeconomic mix.
Speaker 5: Well, actually this is about Okay, this is I want enough.
Speaker 2: You agree with it.
Speaker 5: This is him talking about how La has changed. And
you've been here a while. What do you think Is
he right about La kind of dying?
Speaker 26: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I've been saying this for fucking ever, man,
and this being why though, if you think this is.
Speaker 7: The reason La in the nineties that was more of
a barrio and it had a depth to it with
a different socioeconomic mix, and that socioeconomic mix is not
like uh, just honey. It's like it's culture and it's
spirit and it's feeling and it's all those things.
Speaker 1: It shapes the person.
Speaker 7: And the socioeconomics of La changed and the spirit left
and it's gone.
Speaker 1: Now La is dead.
Speaker 7: You don't even feel it, like when you're gone. And
you know, for real, I'm really, I really am full
blown La. You couldn't get more La than me. I
am so La, more than Estevan Oriole who is Estevan Oriole.
Oriole is just like a famous photography. It doesn't matter
to me at all, right, But even those dudes have
become caricatures of themselves.
Speaker 1: The culture doesn't exist anymore. The culture was gone.
Speaker 7: The dance culture is gone, the bar culture is gone.
It's all gone. I know it's gone because I'm first
hand watching it go away. Temple in LA used to
be a cultural mecca. This is where gang culture first birthed.
Temple Street and Glendale. That is the birthplace of gang
culture in all of America. Temple Street's the oldest gang
in America. This is also so socioeconomics. So the first
gang in America was Temple Gang. And then you have
this weird or whatever New York shit they had popping off.
Speaker 1: Even the expressions of like og will be called car culture.
Like when you see meetups, I know what you mean
about the caricatransition.
Speaker 7: It feels it feels like watching Japanese people play Mexicans.
Speaker 1: Like I remember seeing some stuff in it.
Speaker 3: There are Japanese playing Mexicans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he's like, adopting Chicano culture. And I
feel for him.
Speaker 7: I kind of in them away and am also, I'm
a Jew in a way, I'm just like a Japanese
Chicano guy. But I do it because I want so
desperately to fit in, bro, I just want to fit in.
I come from in La in the nineties that was
more of a barrio.
Speaker 2: And yeah, so that's it. He joined that game, saying that, Johnny,
when you're gonna realize that you do a show with
a fucking psychic like you get, Johnny, you'll always get
the hot take before everyone else does. I compute that
shit like all seriousness. I see shit way before everybody
else does, and it's just like whatever that is, I
just do. I mean, I'm I'm a real retard in
a lot of ways, you know, Like I'm retarded in
a lot of ways.
Speaker 15: I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I can read, but I'm not the best.
I can't spell, you know. I got no shoulders, I
got lost stuff. But I see stuff before everyone else does.
How long have I been calling this Adam silver shit? Yes? True, Yeah,
and now everyone's saying he's the worst, the worst commissioner ever.
Speaker 3: I've been calling that for five years. I always call
it before.
Speaker 2: I always see the patterns play out, telling you La
is dead and these people don't realize it. Here's the
last thing from that.
Speaker 3: Rich kids have ruined Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: This is the last bit of that. I just wanted
to play.
Speaker 5: If you could meet him, I want to say, shit,
what would you say to Jesus if you can mean him?
Speaker 10: Really?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: But I kiss him.
Speaker 1: God, kiss him kissing, kiss his feet.
Speaker 2: Act.
Speaker 1: I just thought you had thought about it.
Speaker 7: I'm a one.
Speaker 1: I want to believe something. Well, hey, bro, you gotta
hit your head into the wall hard enough where you
just go the only way though, That's how you find God.
This is what, yeah, she thinks, the real life equivalent
of you smashing your head. I put a gun in
my mouth.
Speaker 7: I was ready to put myself, blow my brains up,
writing letters dark days for real, gone ready to go.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you do it? Why didn't I do it?
Because I'm being also my mom like that guy.
Speaker 3: Dude, like dude. Andrew Callahan could have been an all
time great dude. His editing was so great.
Speaker 2: The problem was is he went from making fun of
drunk college kids and rednecks and you know, fucking gang bangers,
and the editing was funny and everyone liked it. Then
he moved into some serious shit and he does the
same thing with important ship and he just mocks them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's making fun of him there, It's it's funny. Yes,
you know, why is Shaia taking him so serious? Chaia
is kind of like giving him serious? Why would Shai
give him that?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Like, I don't understand that, like because he knows, he's
obviously knows he's like taking You know, we.
Speaker 3: Got Japanese OnlyFans in the comments.
Speaker 5: Oh, those are my favorite kind of only fans. Last
thing I knew this will wind you up to end
us with here, did you see Jalen Rose saying the
dumbest ship on the planet.
Speaker 2: It is the dumbest statement in the history. It didn't like,
this is just below black people getting mad at a
tret's guy. It's everything is seen through a lens.
Speaker 5: By the way, can I just say Jalen Rose got
his go tea from the same place that Ben Shapiro
got his eyebrows apparently.
Speaker 3: I mean, and I love Jalen Rose. I think he's great.
Look at that dude.
Speaker 5: You can tell he's painting on his hairline to look
at it.
Speaker 2: It's so fake. Man.
Speaker 1: The only sports to have salary caps are black leg
It's not true.
Speaker 3: It's not true.
Speaker 2: Sports a salary cap not true.
Speaker 1: Golf, NASCAR, Tennis, you could keep naming.
Speaker 2: They do not have a se okay. I mean it's.
Speaker 5: Like he's just blowing Fat Joe's mind and all these
other guys they're like, just as they they have and
then listen, he compares it to slavey after high.
Speaker 10: School restriction.
Speaker 2: And so that's a that's a residue of slavery.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what about the NHL, they have a salary cap
in the NBA.
Speaker 2: That's what does have a salary cap. NCAA football, NCAA basketball. Okay,
they don't have a salary cap. Why does tennis and
golf that has because it's not a team sport. There's
no owners. The NBA salary cap ain't even real though. Dude,
it's a soft salary cap.
Speaker 3: It's so dumb.
Speaker 2: It's so dumb. Why why do they have salary caps?
Why do they have Why do they have it so
you can't go to high school? Because, dude, enough of
these kids came to heist, came from the pros and
didn't work out, and a team can't a team drafting
high up in the lottery, can't afford to miss. It's like,
why all these NBA, all these NCAA guys are like,
I might go back to college. You know why none
of them want to go to Sacramento. It's why Dante
Moore went back to Oregon for football because he didn't
want to go to the Jets. Your career is done.
You go to Sacramento, Your career is done. What an idiot?
Like For every Kobe Bryant, there was guys that just
didn't work gow and it's like, you need to see
if they can play against better competition the NBA, the NFL.
The reason they don't like high school kids go to
the NFL is because they'll get murdered.
Speaker 5: Jyalen Rose idiot of the week along with him was
did you see Cameron Brink, the hot w NBA player,
saying that she was paying a chef seven thousand dollars
a month to do her cooking when she only makes
six thousand dollars a month.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a million things wrong with that. Also makes
a lot of ad money, sponsorship money.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but what I mean even even then, it's just okay,
you're stupid. We get it like you're spending some great
percentage of your income on on a chef again.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's it's it gets back to this whole thing
of cultural Marxism, you know, not equal opportunity, but equal results.
Speaker 3: That's what they want.
Speaker 2: And they look at the NBA players making all this money, Dude,
you don't make any money. Like like, dude, the people
the way Sara night Live disrespected the US men's hockey
team by bringing out the US women's hockey team first,
and everyone's like, yeah, look at Sara night Live. Go
to the ratings. You women's hockey got like two to
five million people.
Speaker 3: US hockey got twenty five million.
Speaker 2: If you take a look at women's soccer, they always like,
we make more money in sponsorship because these these corporations
get money for ESG by sponsoring you guys.
Speaker 5: That's the American team too, not around the world, just dumb.
Speaker 3: It's all astro turfs bullshit.
Speaker 2: It's it's a false premise, all funded by the federal
all funded by the Federal Reserve and fake FIAT money. Dude,
it's all bullshit and they just keep buying into it. Man,
It's just so ridiculous. And this dumb bitch. So there.
Speaker 3: So there's this trans on Twitter.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna go too much into her, but anytime
I have a tweet with the word trans in it,
she has to comment on it.
Speaker 3: And it gets into this thing, dude.
Speaker 2: Where all these people think I hate their group and
I don't hate anybody, Johnny, I would tell you if
I hated anybody, I hate ideologies, but I don't hate groups.
I don't hate any group. Right, Yes, the US women
hockey team won goal.
Speaker 3: So did the guys. Okay, relax and go to Disneyland.
Calm down.
Speaker 2: So she so Rapone whatever her name is is, she
got she went crazy on that. That the head of
the FBI, what's his.
Speaker 3: Name, the Indian with the best guys.
Speaker 2: The locker room defense like Rapone basically said she would
never let him in the locker room. Never let a
guy in the lockerom women's locker room. I go, if
they were trans, they would, Okay, you would totally let
them in. Because she's one of the lottest propone of
allowing men to play women's sports.
Speaker 3: That's why.
Speaker 2: And of course the trans is like, oh, you have
to work in a trans joke in the tweet I go.
Do you know I didn't even reply. I'm so over.
Speaker 3: I'm so over responding to stupid.
Speaker 2: I'm so old. I'll do it because there's so much
of it.
Speaker 3: It's so much stupid. And the truth is, Johnny, do
I tweet a lot?
Speaker 2: Yes? Absolutely do so. In two days I had two
trans tweets. She commented both of them about another transfer. Dude,
you know how many hundreds of tweets I do? Two
days you saw two of them. And it's the same
thing with every group. They all think I don't like them.
I make fun of everybody. There are no protected classes.
Speaker 3: I hate no one. There's no group.
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck these people. It's ideologies I have problems with.
It's so dumb.
Speaker 3: Did you made it?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Good?
Speaker 8: What? No?
Speaker 2: Go ahead?
Speaker 3: No, I've gone long enough.
Speaker 2: Johnny, did you make fun of this? This week?
Speaker 5: Glenn back? Another retart this week? Had I mean he
trained an AI on what he claims George Washington, who
famously preached against foreign entanglements, would say about the war
in Iran.
Speaker 2: And this reminds me of all these churches doing AI.
Charlie Kirks, it's what are you doing with this? This
is like boomer Ship.
Speaker 5: They've even done Jesus, They've done Ai Jesus. Dude, this
is borderline, said, this is like sacrilegious. But with with
you know, our founding fault.
Speaker 2: It's so stupid, George, we are trying to get You're right,
that's so cheesy.
Speaker 1: Hot fight foreign wars and not be involved in And.
Speaker 5: Are we trying?
Speaker 3: Are we really trying?
Speaker 2: Dude? You're a Zionist. You want to become a you
said you want to be Jewish.
Speaker 1: I can't even watch the World's but there are times.
Speaker 2: That we look at what he's supposed to look. Oh
my god, dude, he's got his arms outside one actor
or something. Who oh no, he looks like somebody on
a Viagra commercial.
Speaker 5: Oralis ad, you know the guy.
Speaker 2: Who's actually even looks like that. Though I'm trying to
forget the director or whatever it is, James Cameron.
Speaker 5: He was like James Cameron a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe James Cameron.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he looks like the Seals guy in the bathtub
with his girl.
Speaker 1: Just like I have to demonstrate. It's so brilliant, hey,
strength in order to prevent conflict. But I I don't know.
Speaker 5: Glenn is Glenn Beck a little glassy eyed.
Speaker 2: No way way this, dude, I gotta go. This is
driving me.
Speaker 5: Not Glenn Beck looks like he's a little glassy eyed.
Speaker 2: He might be. It might be uh susk, maybe yeah,
a little saust George.
Speaker 1: Foreign entanglement.
Speaker 2: Look at it begins and where it ends.
Speaker 6: When I was president, I did not crave power. I
didn't strut in my uniform dreaming of conquest. In fact,
I begged several times to not be the general and
not be the president. I didn't want it, but I
understood my responsibility, and I also understood that some things
that are easy to forget when you're staring down Bayonets.
Peace is not the default. It has to be guarded deliberately,
with foresight and strength. My generation lived through a fragile independence.
Our new Republic was surrounded literally and figuratively by instability.
Most of the founders believed that we would not survive
to eighteen twenty. We thought it was an interesting experiment.
European powers were sniffing the opportunities, States were threatening to splinter,
Loyalists were lurking. None of this was hypothetical. It was
the daily background noise of early America. So how did
you protect that freedom? Well, you said it through strength.
Weakness didn't just invite disagreement. It invited this union. And
I had already seen what happens to authority when it
is to delude.
Speaker 2: All Right, I can't hear you, Johnny, you're muted.
Speaker 5: This is all bullshit. They disbanded the army after the war.
There was no I mean, it's there's so much about
this is false, this idea that they all thought that
this was an experiment that was only going to last
a couple of years.
Speaker 2: They all rout the guind Guy's war. They lie, They
just lie. It's just liar shit.
Speaker 5: It goes on like that, just him saying basically, you know,
we gotta have peace through strength, just another you know,
the old, the famous old.
Speaker 2: And none of these old focks, including George Washing and
AI are gonna go fight this war. Yeah, it's so disappointingly,
it's so meny.
Speaker 5: I mean, Glenn Back, if you're going to him for
any kind of wisdom or insight on reality, you're you're
already lost here.
Speaker 2: It's incredibly stupid. Everybody can go, guys, great show.
Speaker 3: I got a word.
Speaker 5: We need a word for the people who stuck around
what's a good word, two thousand and six hundred people
in right now on a Sunday night. Late raccoon but.
Speaker 2: All right, raccoon but dude, bye everybody, Bye, sil.
Speaker 3: Yuh Christian worry
Speaker 10: Ain't gonna buye