Speaker 1: Caloroga. Shark Media got there. I'm Johnny Mack with five
good news stories. A woman was taking a bathroom break
while on a road trip and she got stuck waist
deep in a latrine after it collapsed. Oh no, she said.
She was trapped in the sewage pit for approximately three
hours until rescued by a local tradesman in Australia who
happened to be passing by. The toilet is located at
the Henbury Meteorites Conservation Zone. That's about ninety miles southwest
of Alice Springs, which is a remote place to begin
with if you know Australia at all. Wow. Pit toilets
are basic, non flush latrines that collect human waste in
a deep hole in the ground. I've used those in
national parks here in the States. Luckily, the woman had
her husband with her. He got the attention of the tradesman.
The tradesmen lowered a rope into the pit. The woman
hung onto the rope and they used his car to
lift her out. It took over forty five minutes. You
can only imagine what was down in that hole. Glad
she's okay. Wow. Some people take up jogging to stay
in shape. One guy looked at some asphalt and said,
you know what this needs skis. It's another world record,
this one by mister World Records. Cocky name there. Mister
World Records hit sixty nine miles per hour while being
towed on skis across a parking lot. He's Johnny Cruse, Buckingham.
He was pulled behind a car to reach the speed,
setting the record for fastest towed asphalt skiing. Mister World
Record says the stunt was meant to inspire his child
to set big goals and reach for the stars. Nice
job by some hockey fans. During the Stanley Cup playoffs
up in Buffalo, Cammy was singing the opening notes of
Oh Canada, and a technical glitch caused her microphone to
cut out. So what happened? The crowd stepped in to
finish the song. The Buffalo Sabers have maintained a dual
anthem tradition, as Buffalo is just minutes from the Canadian border.
The Sabers have played two national anthems, regardless of the opponent,
before every home game since nineteen seventy. Sabers lost that
game two to one in overtime, but they did win
the series in Game six, their first playoff series win
since two thousand and seven. Congratulations, Do you like pull ups?
A guy named Xavier did listen to this number. Twelve thousand,
four hundred and twelve pull ups in twenty four hours.
That doesn't even sound like a real number. He did
this over last weekend. He started at ten am on
Saturday and finished at ten am on Sunday. Twelve thousand,
four hundred and twelve all day, all night pull ups.
This broke the previous record by Enrique, who had only
done twelve thousand, three hundred and forty five. Xavier beat
that record by sixty seven. Xavier said he got seriously
into pull ups about three years ago because he was
trying out to a friend. There's an understatement. Twelve four
hundred and twelve. Wow, all right, I've got a twist
on the Hey, good news. We found your zebra story.
In Armenia, the police got a call that a zebra
had escaped from the zoo and was wandering loose in
the neighborhood. Leez responded, zoo was contact. Everybody went out
looking for the zebra. You've heard me do this kind
of story before. Here's a new version on it. It
wasn't a zebra, it was a donkey that someone had
painted black and white stripes on. The idea was to
walk the fake zebra out onto the avenue and film
a video. The zoo issued a statement of clear things up.
They said the new story this morning was nothing more
than a failed joke. A citizen whose identity is currently
being determined by law enforcement painted his donkey with stripes
and took it to the street to film a video.
I would like to inform you that the zebras at
the zoo are safe and in their free enclosure. The
zoo wants to remind you that this kind of stunt
is actually dangerous for the animal because chemical dyes can
be toxic to animals and cause real health problems. And
those are your five good news stories for today. Have
a great day.