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<v Speaker 1>Do you realize that Tuesday is Washington's birthday?

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<v Speaker 2>Frankly, I hadn't given it much sauce.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you like me to bake a cake or something?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>How about a cherry tree pie? Isn't it funny? Of

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<v Speaker 1>all the wonderful things Washington did, the first thing that

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<v Speaker 1>comes to your mind is that silly little fable about

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<v Speaker 1>his telling the truth and.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but

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<v Speaker 2>the truth. The solid silver with beauty that lives forever

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<v Speaker 2>is International Sterling, That's for sure.

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<v Speaker 5>The solid silver with beauty that lives forever is International

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<v Speaker 5>Sterling from Hollywood International Silver Company, creators of International Sterling.

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<v Speaker 1>Prevents The Adventures.

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<v Speaker 5>Of Ozzy and Harriet, starring America's favorite young couple, Ozzy

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<v Speaker 5>Nelson and Harry and hid here at eighteen forty seven

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<v Speaker 5>Roches Road. Where the Nelsons live, there's usually an air

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<v Speaker 5>of happiness prevailing. It starts with a big friendly welcome

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<v Speaker 5>Matt on the front porch and continues clear through the

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<v Speaker 5>big friendly house to the big friendly backyard where Nick

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<v Speaker 5>the Family Center lives. He's the big friendly dog with

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<v Speaker 5>a laugh in his bark. But today there's one face

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<v Speaker 5>that doesn't fit in with this happy atmosphere. Young David

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<v Speaker 5>Nelson seems to have something on his mind.

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<v Speaker 2>What's wrong, David? You've hardly said a word all morning.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nothing, Mom, Well, there's something bothering you?

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<v Speaker 3>What is it? It's nothing, really, mom, David.

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<v Speaker 1>Harriet, Please you say it's nothing, David? Is that right?

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<v Speaker 3>That's right?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? If it's nothing, it's nothing, we'll just forget

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<v Speaker 1>it in the paper.

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<v Speaker 6>It is something, Oh, I kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Of thought you'd like to tell us about it, and

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<v Speaker 1>what seems to be the trouble.

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<v Speaker 6>It's nothing, Pop, David.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not trying to pry into your personal affairs, but

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<v Speaker 1>why don't you just tell us about it? Maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>can help you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of silly. I guess see.

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<v Speaker 6>Grace Johnson invited me to her party Friday night, and

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<v Speaker 6>I told her i'd come.

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds very nice, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>But our team is supposed to play basketball Friday night,

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<v Speaker 6>so I gotta tell her I can't make it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gave it a don't pop, Ricky read your comic book.

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<v Speaker 1>In other words, David, you mean you forgot you had

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<v Speaker 1>to play basketball, and that's why you accepted her invitation.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, No, I remembered it.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean, when you accepted Grace's invitation, you knew you

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't make it, that it was the same night as

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<v Speaker 1>your basketball game.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, now he gave it a don't pop, Ricky?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, then why did you accept it?

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<v Speaker 7>David?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, golly, mom, she seems so excited about the party.

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<v Speaker 6>I just didn't have the heart to disappoint her.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I realized how you must have felt, David. But

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna have to tell her sometime now. It'll be

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<v Speaker 1>a bigger disappointment to find. It's much better to tell

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<v Speaker 1>people the truth right off. Otherwise you wind up in

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<v Speaker 1>an embarrassing situation for everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Are they gonna have ice cream with the party?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, gallons of it.

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<v Speaker 6>That's another thing, Pop, I'd feel awful silly if I

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<v Speaker 6>turned on the party and then the basketball game was

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<v Speaker 6>called off?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think that's possible?

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<v Speaker 3>Never call one off yet? Oh, rick you keep quiet?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think it may be called off? David?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I don't know. There's always a chance. Lots of

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<v Speaker 6>things could happen, Like what whoa suppose the Kevin of

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<v Speaker 6>the other team gets the measles?

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds to me like a pretty remote possibility.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe not pop.

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<v Speaker 6>A couple of weeks ago, we were supposed to take

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<v Speaker 6>an arithmetic test and the teacher got the appendicitis.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that was just a rare coincidence. I think the

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<v Speaker 1>safest thing for you to do is call Grace on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and tell her you can't make it.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe I could go to the park first and then

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<v Speaker 6>played basketball.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you'd be too full of ice cream and

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<v Speaker 2>cake to play much of a game. He could be

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<v Speaker 2>the basketball.

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<v Speaker 6>I guess I'll just think it over.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's your problem, David. Did you know the old

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<v Speaker 1>proverb never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

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<v Speaker 1>Procrastination is the thief of time. Oh, are you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to say something, Harry?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you go downtown and pay the gas bill yesterday?

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<v Speaker 3>You said you would.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm glad you mentioned that, Harriet. Now Here is

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<v Speaker 1>a perfect example of the point I'm trying to make. David.

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<v Speaker 1>Your mother asked me to pay the gas bill yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>and instead of putting it off until tomorrow, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>down and pay it today.

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<v Speaker 8>Well just a.

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<v Speaker 2>Minute, please, Hey mom telephone, this is Joe, which missus Jones,

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<v Speaker 2>which missus Jones?

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<v Speaker 3>Now you missus Jones never mind.

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<v Speaker 8>Hello, Hello Harriet, this is Pamela. You haven't forgotten you're

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<v Speaker 8>having dinner with us to night, have you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, Pamela, I'm glad you call, though I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>sure I know.

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<v Speaker 3>How to get out to your house.

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<v Speaker 8>Well that's why iPhone.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you got a pencil right here?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, first of all, you come straight out ball With

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<v Speaker 8>Boulevard and I'll we like it my direction straight. I

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<v Speaker 8>can never remember east from westy north from south. Now

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<v Speaker 8>when I'm facing the radio, the wing chairs east you'll

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<v Speaker 8>come towards the damn horsas north north on ball With

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<v Speaker 8>Boulevard until you get to the corner where Castle Road crosses.

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<v Speaker 8>And when you get there, have your.

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<v Speaker 3>Husband slow down.

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<v Speaker 8>The shop on the corner has a hat and the

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<v Speaker 8>windows that is just perfect for you.

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<v Speaker 3>You save it good, I could use a new hat.

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<v Speaker 3>We go off Baldwin and turn. It's a cute hat

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<v Speaker 3>and that's why I get you turn left and then

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<v Speaker 3>you'll be on Castle Road.

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<v Speaker 8>Then you turn oh no, no, no, no, let me

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<v Speaker 8>say the radio again. You turn to the wing chair

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<v Speaker 8>that's east east east on castled Oak Street and as

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<v Speaker 8>you make the turn, you'll notice a little dress.

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<v Speaker 3>Shop on the corner.

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<v Speaker 2>Should I have Alzie slow down again?

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<v Speaker 3>By all means, dear.

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<v Speaker 8>That little tap of the dress in the windsor is

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<v Speaker 8>out of this world?

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<v Speaker 2>You turn right, all right down bown, turn left at

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<v Speaker 2>the half down castle, turn right at the tap of

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<v Speaker 2>the dress.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and I think that's right.

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<v Speaker 9>And I man, I want to be sure I'm right.

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<v Speaker 8>I see you come towards the dag port. You turn

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<v Speaker 8>to the radio, then you head for the bookcase.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's left left on oak left.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you live at thirteen forty. Oh, yes, that's right.

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<v Speaker 9>The numerals on.

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<v Speaker 8>The door, I'll say one, three, four.

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<v Speaker 1>The oas missing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm sure we'll find it, Tamela.

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<v Speaker 3>About what time should we be there?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>About seven?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, Harriet, wait a minute, wait here, I'll give you

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<v Speaker 8>the directions over again.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm sure I got some straight Tamela. But I

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<v Speaker 2>just remembered I moved all the.

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<v Speaker 9>Furniture around yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hi at Thorny. Any sign of the bus yet?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh hi?

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<v Speaker 1>No, not hed lots of buses, but the wrong ones.

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<v Speaker 4>It's kind of chill.

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<v Speaker 3>He's standing here too.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. Hello there, how's the bowling jam? Well, for goodness sakes,

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<v Speaker 1>look who's here? How have you been?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Just fine, and you can't complain. Hey, sure is nice

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<v Speaker 1>to see you again. Well thanks, we've been keeping yourself lately.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Round you fellows know each other, don't you. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I've had the pleasure. Oh I'm sorry. This is

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<v Speaker 1>my neighbor, mister Thornberry. This is mister How do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad nut aw things going? Oh fine, fine, just fine? Thanks?

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<v Speaker 1>Hard things with you? Oh it's great. See any of

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<v Speaker 1>the old gang lately? How what old gangs that you know?

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<v Speaker 1>The Oh yes, you mean the boys down to Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the boy's down. Oh yeah once in a while. Or

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<v Speaker 1>run into Dick the other day. Oh, swell, who is

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<v Speaker 1>how is he? Oh he's doing fine, said he sees

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<v Speaker 1>Tom occasionally, good old Tom. Other than that, nothing new, No,

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<v Speaker 1>same old grind. How's the white Oh she's fine, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's my wife. Fine. Oh say you never did come

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<v Speaker 1>over for that fried chicken dinner. Oh that's your fault.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't invite us.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Well we'll remedy that right now. About tonight. Oh no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not tonight. I mean your wife will one of them. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be silly.

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<v Speaker 5>We always have plenty to eat, and my wife loves

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<v Speaker 5>the cook.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, but I always excuse us. Shall we

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<v Speaker 1>say about seven o'clock?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's awfully nicer, but really we could. Oh, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>here's my bus. Well we'll see it's just a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>This is very embarrassing, But to be honest with you,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm afraid I don't remember your your address. Where are

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<v Speaker 1>you living now? Same old place it's writ in the

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<v Speaker 1>fall book. We'll see at seven. It looks like you're

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<v Speaker 1>invited out to get it tonight.

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<v Speaker 4>Oz.

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<v Speaker 1>He seems like a nice pot Bronnie. I know you

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<v Speaker 1>won't believe this, but I can't seem to place the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>His face is so dying familiar, but I can't remember

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<v Speaker 1>his name for some reason. How can that be?

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<v Speaker 3>Oz?

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<v Speaker 1>You were carrying on such a brilliant conversation. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know where we know him from. You mentioned something about bowling,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't he?

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<v Speaker 3>I think he did.

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<v Speaker 1>But he also called you a champ, so I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>he's never seen your bull. I hope Harriet remembers him.

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<v Speaker 1>She probably will. She has a wonderful memory for names.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank goodness, that's all you're worried about Oz. I know

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<v Speaker 1>his name, you do, well? And why didn't you tell me?

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<v Speaker 1>I was dying to worry about it? How did you

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<v Speaker 1>know his name?

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<v Speaker 3>He told me?

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<v Speaker 1>I told you, you said, very distinctly, mister Thornberry. Meet mister.

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<v Speaker 3>Harriet.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I have news for you. We're going out to

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<v Speaker 1>dinner tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, good for you. I didn't think you'd remember it.

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<v Speaker 3>In fact, I don't remember telling you about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, how could you tell me about it? We weren't

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<v Speaker 2>You mean you met Pamela downtown?

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<v Speaker 1>Pamela? Who's Pamela?

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<v Speaker 2>Pamela Jones and the Pta.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know her, Of course you do.

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<v Speaker 2>She was at the Randolph New Year's Eve party.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember it. You sure I met her?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, believe me, Diar you met her. I'm sure you did. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder why I don't remember it.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you remember that tall, beautiful, red haired girl with

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, of course, Well Pamela was sitting right next to her.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder I didn't remember it or how did she

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<v Speaker 1>get into the conversation anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>I just told you we're going over there for dinner tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>She invited us about two weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Harriet, I think we've got one of those little problems

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<v Speaker 1>that make life so interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you do?

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<v Speaker 1>I accepted another invitation for us.

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<v Speaker 3>For dinner tonight?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? When was it? Just about an hour ago?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a shame after all. What kind of an

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<v Speaker 2>invitation is that? At the last minute, probably somebody else

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't show up.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Harrid, I don't think that's a very nice way

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about a good friend of mine.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's such a strange thing to do.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, at the last minute like that. Who was it?

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<v Speaker 1>You know that fellow we know from the bowling? No,

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<v Speaker 1>what's his name?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know his name?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Sure that is? I think I know if I

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<v Speaker 1>heard it. His face was very familiar.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me get this straight.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, you accepted a dinner invitation for tonight and you

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<v Speaker 2>don't even know the man's name.

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<v Speaker 1>Frankly, Hart, I was counting on you. You're always so

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<v Speaker 1>good at remembering names.

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<v Speaker 3>What does he look like?

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<v Speaker 1>He's about average height, average weight, a very pleasant, average face.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that sound like anybody we know.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like everybody we know.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did you say we know.

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<v Speaker 1>Him from the bowling club? I'm sure of that much,

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<v Speaker 1>because he said so. I wish you'd think a little

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<v Speaker 1>because I know you know him. Kind of a disappointment, dear,

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<v Speaker 1>I was counting on you, But.

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<v Speaker 3>I never go to your bowling clothes. Well, sure you do.

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<v Speaker 1>You over there Ladies' night, the big tournament a few

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago, wasn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>That was last fourth of July.

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<v Speaker 1>See, I'm sure it was Labor Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, maybe you can think of it while I'm making

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<v Speaker 2>the sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 1>What sandwiches?

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<v Speaker 3>The ones you always eat before we go out to dinner?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, don't father a dreadful mess? We are with two

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<v Speaker 1>dinner dates, and one of them we don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>who the people are.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sure you don't want the sandwiches?

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't practically made.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no thanks, I'm so worried. I've completely lost my appetite.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of sandwiches?

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<v Speaker 2>Taking a tomato and whole wheat with thousand island dressing.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, as long as you've gone to all the trouble,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just have one or two, and I'm I wish

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<v Speaker 1>I could remember who this guy is. His face is

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<v Speaker 1>so darned from me.

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<v Speaker 2>Why in the world didn't you just tell him man,

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<v Speaker 2>you couldn't remember his name.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no crime in.

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<v Speaker 1>This, Harriet. You know very well you can't do a

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<v Speaker 1>thing like that hurt a person's feelings. It's just like

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<v Speaker 1>I was telling David this morning, it's always better to

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<v Speaker 1>come height out. David's was an entirely different case. Come on, Harry,

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<v Speaker 1>help me with this. Will you not try and remember?

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<v Speaker 7>Man about average height average.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys. Now there's a situation.

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<v Speaker 5>I bet there's nothing that beats it for confusion unless, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>wait a minute, I forgot about the subject of today's prices.

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<v Speaker 5>Now that's something it makes your head spin. But there

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<v Speaker 5>is one exception to that, a really glorious exception, and

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<v Speaker 5>that's the price of world famous international sterling.

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<v Speaker 1>This loveliest of solid silvers, this.

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<v Speaker 5>Solid silver with beauty that lives forever, costs just exactly

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<v Speaker 5>what it did five years. Other leading silver people have

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<v Speaker 5>raised their prices, but not International sterling. The international sterling

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<v Speaker 5>pattern of your choice is the same substantial weight, the

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<v Speaker 5>same superb quality, yet it costs no more than in

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<v Speaker 5>nineteen forty four. So by getting eight place settings in

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<v Speaker 5>International Sterling's lovely Predude pattern rather than some other sterling,

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<v Speaker 5>you save about twenty dollars, enough to buy eight additional teaspoons.

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<v Speaker 5>And remember this is International Sterling. You can own nothing

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<v Speaker 5>more beautiful. So visit your International Sterling dealer tomorrow. Spend

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<v Speaker 5>your dollars in the way that will reward you most

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<v Speaker 5>richly by choosing International Sterling. See that man making his

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<v Speaker 5>way laboriously up the street. That man is Ozzie Nelson,

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<v Speaker 5>a man with a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>H Wilson Benson Nelson. Oh hello em you no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>just to help yourself, Simpson Carson, your pardon. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to think of a man's name. William Johnson. William Johnson,

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<v Speaker 1>William Johnson. Yes, that sounds familiar.

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<v Speaker 3>Cars that's my father's name.

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<v Speaker 1>It's terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Who is this man you can't think of?

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<v Speaker 1>He's a good friend of mine. I bumped into him downtown.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe I can help you.

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<v Speaker 1>What's his name's That's what I've forgotten.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you tried scratching your hand?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I tried. That just made a lot of noise

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<v Speaker 1>in my ears. I got a lot of grease in

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<v Speaker 1>my hands. I tried every way I've ever heard of,

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<v Speaker 1>even stood on my head in the corner. That's that's

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to help. But no names can only the ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Missus Nelson called me for getting footprints on the wallpaper.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I could.

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<v Speaker 3>Help you, mister Nelson. Have you tried the psychology of association?

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<v Speaker 2>You associate what you're trying to remember with some other thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And try and connect the two. Well, I met him

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<v Speaker 1>in the bowling alley.

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<v Speaker 5>Bowling alley.

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<v Speaker 2>Try and picture the bowling alley.

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<v Speaker 3>In your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Bowling alley, Yes, I can see it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, try and picture the man's face.

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<v Speaker 1>His face. I say, he's got a hole in his head. No,

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<v Speaker 1>not the bowling.

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<v Speaker 4>Picture of Alton.

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<v Speaker 1>His face, bowling, the bowling alley. It's face, bowling, his face,

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<v Speaker 1>the bowling alley.

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<v Speaker 10>It's face has a bowling alley.

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<v Speaker 2>It's face, the bowling alley.

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<v Speaker 10>How you got the picture?

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<v Speaker 3>I've got it.

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<v Speaker 1>His face, the bowling alley, his face, the bowling alley,

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<v Speaker 1>our bowling face.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna start getting ready. We have to leave pretty soon.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish you wouldn't do that, harryt. You just disturbed

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<v Speaker 1>my whole train of thought and this guy's name right

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<v Speaker 1>on the tip of my tongue.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm sorry, dear. I thought you'd given up.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't give up. I've got to think of it somehow.

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<v Speaker 1>Emmy lou just reminded me of something, the association of ideas.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm working on that now.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, don't forget. We're supposed to be a tamil Is

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<v Speaker 2>at seven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>As much I'm sure of, it must be a very

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<v Speaker 1>average name.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if it were an unusual, difficult name, i'd concentrate

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<v Speaker 1>on it, remember it by association of ideas.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think i'd count on that too much.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know it's true. You take George Trout down

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<v Speaker 1>the block. The Trout is a pretty unusual name, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's easy to remember by the process of association. All

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<v Speaker 1>you have to do is think of fish and you've

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<v Speaker 1>got it. Never I see George, I immediately think of

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<v Speaker 1>fish and right away I know his name. Ozzy.

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<v Speaker 3>I was there the day you said hello, mister mackerel.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember any such thing I think of a

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<v Speaker 1>man's name. At least you can do is help me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's as much your fault as it is mine my fault.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you figure that?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know how I depend on you to remember

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<v Speaker 1>things for me. Your memory is so fine. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>my memory isn't too good anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>How does that follow?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, before we were married, I had a wonderful memory,

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<v Speaker 1>But after we got married, I figured your memory was

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<v Speaker 1>so good I wouldn't need mine anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>So I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't see how I can be of any hills.

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't given me anything to go on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not my fault. He just happens to be about

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<v Speaker 1>average height and average weight, sort of an average looking fellow.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you start to get dressed? Maybe you'll think

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<v Speaker 2>of it later on?

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<v Speaker 1>Seems so unfair. Somewhere in this town, an average man

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<v Speaker 1>and his wife are expecting us for dinner. I just

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<v Speaker 1>picture the poor guy sitting there wondering. He says to

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<v Speaker 1>his wife, what's happened to us? Looks over at her,

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<v Speaker 1>and he shrugs his shoulders. She's medium build and about

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<v Speaker 1>average height. Does that help you on the description of her?

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<v Speaker 3>How do you know what she looks like?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it follows, doesn't that an average man with an

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<v Speaker 1>average name would be married to an average girl. A shame.

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<v Speaker 1>There they sit in their average little home.

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<v Speaker 3>Are they're one and a half children?

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<v Speaker 1>One and a half.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's the average family, one and a half children.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait ante, I remember something else he mentioned two friends, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Tom and Dick.

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<v Speaker 3>What happened to Harry?

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<v Speaker 1>He's back in I don't know that, se This is terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>An average man and his average wife sitting waiting somewhere,

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<v Speaker 1>the average food growing cold on their average tape. Average man,

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<v Speaker 1>an average name, Brown Smith.

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<v Speaker 2>It's in the middle of this block.

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<v Speaker 1>Block Blink blue.

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<v Speaker 3>Blee is just up ahead, head.

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<v Speaker 4>Head Kilroy, doctor Kildare, doctor Gillespie, doctor Barrymore, just a

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<v Speaker 4>little father, father, father, Crosby.

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<v Speaker 3>Ozzy.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to the Jones.

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<v Speaker 3>Think of the Joneses for just a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>Jones, Harriet, Please, I'm trying to think of an average name.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh this is where we stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh why didn't you say so?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh what a cute little house.

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<v Speaker 1>House. It's a pretty average name.

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<v Speaker 2>He has lots of homes, have it homes.

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<v Speaker 1>Holmes, Burton, Holmes, Burton, Button, Baton.

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<v Speaker 3>Durston, and Osborne. Come on, Belle, Hello, Harry, Hello Famela.

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<v Speaker 3>Well we finally made it. This is Ozzy. Do come

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<v Speaker 3>on in. I'm sorry, I'm fraid we're a little late. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>as matter of fact, Harry, it really doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>There's another couple coming to dinner, but they haven't shown

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<v Speaker 2>up yet.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, anybody we know?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't think there's some friend of my husband's

444
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<v Speaker 2>Maddy met at the bowling club.

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<v Speaker 1>Bowling club. Maybe I know him.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, this is the ridiculous part.

447
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<v Speaker 2>My husband doesn't even remember his name. Mommy knows about

448
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<v Speaker 2>the man is that he's average height, average weight, average face.

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<v Speaker 9>Can you imagine anything so silly?

450
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<v Speaker 3>Yes, as a matter of fact, I can. Oh, yes,

451
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<v Speaker 3>you're the dolphins are here.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my husband. Hello, whoa Jonesy? Why Nelly?

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<v Speaker 5>I was telling the.

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<v Speaker 8>Dolphins the story when you came in?

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<v Speaker 3>Oliver?

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<v Speaker 1>Oliver, Well that's a twist. You know my old friend, Oliver.

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<v Speaker 3>You're interrupting Ozzie and Ozzie Hold pal, Do you two

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<v Speaker 3>know each other?

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<v Speaker 5>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course we know each other. Why do you think

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<v Speaker 1>they hit for dinner? Because I invited them? You invited them.

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<v Speaker 1>I invited Ozzie today, you invited them. This is all

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<v Speaker 1>very easily explained, isn't it, Harriet.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Let's hear you do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Oliver. You see, you invited us for dinner tonight,

466
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<v Speaker 1>and your your wife invited us for dinner. And when

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<v Speaker 1>we found out we'd both been invited to the same house,

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<v Speaker 1>we left left. It was the funniest thing we'd ever heard.

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<v Speaker 3>Marvel Riot, You mean Ozzie is the man whose name

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<v Speaker 3>you couldn't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>What's this, Oh, Pamela, why did you have to tell

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<v Speaker 1>on me? Well, tell you the truth, OSSI. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>remember your name. So embarrassing too. You knew me so well,

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<v Speaker 1>and we've been introduced me to your neighbor. Mister. I

475
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<v Speaker 1>wondered if you knew who I was. Oh, I recognized

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<v Speaker 1>you immediately, but I just couldn't place your name. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope you aren't offended. Why don't we just forget the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing? Some of us remember and some of you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, poor Oliver, he's always forgetting people's names.

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<v Speaker 9>I'll bet Ozzie.

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<v Speaker 3>Never does that, does he, Harriet?

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<v Speaker 2>Ozzie's got a wonderful memory. What was the name of

483
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<v Speaker 2>that dress shop we saw coming over here?

484
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<v Speaker 1>A dress shop?

485
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<v Speaker 3>Marshalls? Wasn't that the name? Yes, Marshall's, And remember that

486
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<v Speaker 3>dress in the window.

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<v Speaker 2>You said you were going to buy.

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<v Speaker 1>It for me. I did. You should remember, I guess

489
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<v Speaker 1>if I don't that this is blackmail.

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<v Speaker 2>And there was an alligator bag just dress.

491
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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I remember saying you could have that too.

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<v Speaker 2>You can bring the things in here here, I'll be

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<v Speaker 2>right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Ay, your wife's very attractive, Ozzie. Is she from around

495
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<v Speaker 1>here originally? No, she's descended from a very well known

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<v Speaker 1>Midwestern family. Perhaps you've heard of them, the James Boys,

497
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<v Speaker 1>jesse Ja. Well, now, what do you know?

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<v Speaker 5>If I can just keep the conversation kind of general,

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<v Speaker 5>maybe it's.

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<v Speaker 10>Quite a situation, mister Smith. And you know, it reminds

501
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<v Speaker 10>me of the new clerk from the silverware store whom

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<v Speaker 10>I met yesterday on the street, or another victim of confusion.

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<v Speaker 10>Decidedly he thought I was somebody else entirely, but he

504
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<v Speaker 10>seemed to be sure of one thing that both I

505
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<v Speaker 10>and the woman he thought I was had just recently

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<v Speaker 10>bought a set of International Sterling.

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<v Speaker 3>He even named the pattern it was Prelude. And he

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<v Speaker 3>was right too, at least about.

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<v Speaker 5>Me, and about the other woman too, I'll bet, because

510
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<v Speaker 5>you know, Prelude is one of International Sterling's best love designs,

511
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<v Speaker 5>and not without reason either. Prelude is a love story

512
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<v Speaker 5>translated into gleaming solid silver by the famous International Sterling

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<v Speaker 5>silver smith's comfleet to.

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<v Speaker 10>The delicate flowers that look like a bride bouquet on

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<v Speaker 10>the tip of the handle, Prelude is perfect.

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00:27:23.319 --> 00:27:25.880
<v Speaker 5>For me, mister Smith, say, did you notice how perfect

517
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<v Speaker 5>the price of Prelude is?

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00:27:27.000 --> 00:27:28.839
<v Speaker 1>By any chance? Did I? Why?

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00:27:28.839 --> 00:27:32.039
<v Speaker 10>I say, just about twenty dollars by getting eight place

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<v Speaker 10>settings of International Sterling's Prelude patterns rather than some other

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00:27:35.920 --> 00:27:36.960
<v Speaker 10>Sterling Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 5>International Sterling gives you real value for your money. Its

523
00:27:40.559 --> 00:27:43.799
<v Speaker 5>prices haven't gone up in five years, and every piece

524
00:27:43.880 --> 00:27:46.839
<v Speaker 5>reveals the quality and craftsmanship that have made the name

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<v Speaker 5>International famous for generations.

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<v Speaker 3>Could you ask for anything better than that?

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<v Speaker 5>The answer to that is no, So see International Sterling tomorrow,

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00:27:55.920 --> 00:27:56.279
<v Speaker 5>won't you?

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<v Speaker 1>Folks?

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<v Speaker 5>It's the solid silver with beauty that lives forever. And

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<v Speaker 5>by the way, there's a very interesting article and some

532
00:28:04.039 --> 00:28:06.839
<v Speaker 5>color pictures of the entire Nelson family in the March

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<v Speaker 5>issue of Radio Stars and Television Magazine.

534
00:28:16.720 --> 00:28:19.319
<v Speaker 1>Aren't you ashamed of yourself telling those FIBs tonight?

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<v Speaker 3>I just told that one little one you.

536
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<v Speaker 1>Told two, one about the dress and the other about

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<v Speaker 1>the alligator bag.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh those, I was figuring you'd bail me out of those,

539
00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:32.039
<v Speaker 2>you see, if you really do buy me the dressing bag,

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00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:34.720
<v Speaker 2>then I was telling the truth retroactively.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that the right word.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems to be doing the job. What fib did

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<v Speaker 1>you have in mind?

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<v Speaker 3>Someone? Where I said you don't forget names, Well, I

545
00:28:45.039 --> 00:28:47.559
<v Speaker 3>don't usually, Oh, Izie, there's.

546
00:28:47.400 --> 00:28:49.759
<v Speaker 2>One girlfriend of mine you've known for five years.

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<v Speaker 3>Part of the time you call her Julie, and the

548
00:28:52.279 --> 00:28:53.640
<v Speaker 3>rest of the time you call her Judy.

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00:28:54.200 --> 00:28:55.000
<v Speaker 1>What is her name?

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00:28:55.079 --> 00:28:55.880
<v Speaker 3>Mary Peterson?

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<v Speaker 2>Good night, Martha, Good night, George.

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<v Speaker 10>Ni.

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<v Speaker 5>Next get to another adventure of Augrey and Harriet starring

554
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<v Speaker 5>Augrey Nelson and Harriet.

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<v Speaker 2>Who you're remember If dog silver with beauty that Lives Forever,

556
00:29:10.359 --> 00:29:11.960
<v Speaker 2>it is international Scarley.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Harriet, the solid silver with beauty that Lives Forever

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00:29:14.799 --> 00:29:17.920
<v Speaker 1>is international, Scairy. This is Burnsmith speaking.

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<v Speaker 5>This is NBC, the National Broadcasting Company.
