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<v Speaker 1>One Chinago, Orlando's rock station one oh one one w

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<v Speaker 1>j r R. Don't forget about Rock the Bank or

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<v Speaker 1>cash giveaways. We'll be picking back up with those shortly.

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<v Speaker 1>Right around nine oh five, you'll get the first keyword

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<v Speaker 1>of the day and then it's hourly keywords and you

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<v Speaker 1>can play along each and every time. The ball is

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<v Speaker 1>in your court as to how much you want to participate.

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<v Speaker 1>But bottom line, thirteen chances each weekday for you to

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<v Speaker 1>win one thousand dollars while you listen to jr R.

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<v Speaker 1>Rock that Bank.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll tell you when that first one's getting ready to

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<v Speaker 2>come up. Don't worry and mondays, these are the really

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<v Speaker 2>like the easiest day for you to win. I'm telling

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<v Speaker 2>you people coming off the weekend, especially big Easter weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>To begin this idiotology. In Richland, Mississippi, what turned into

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<v Speaker 1>what police thought was going to be just an ordinary

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<v Speaker 1>traffic stop, well mushroomed into a little bit more pulled

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<v Speaker 1>over a fifty eight year old Carl Demono. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>character from Arkansas. And as police were, you know, walking

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<v Speaker 1>up to the car to address the traffic violation, they

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<v Speaker 1>clearly smelled weed. Inquired and Demono hands a joint to

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<v Speaker 1>the cop that he was smoking. You got me, I

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<v Speaker 1>know you're here for you got me? You want to

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<v Speaker 1>hit sir. He wasn't being pulled over for weed. He

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<v Speaker 1>was being pulled over for a traffic violation and hands

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<v Speaker 1>the joint to the cop. Now your car is getting searched, Demino,

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<v Speaker 1>dim wit, you ready for the shopping list?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, one of these guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh more than one hundred and twenty ecstasy pills, more

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<v Speaker 1>than three pounds of pure ecstasy or MDMA, about five

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<v Speaker 1>pounds of psychedelic mushrooms, twelve vials of pure LSD, nearly

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<v Speaker 1>half a pound of marijuana, and two digital scales. There's

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<v Speaker 1>the pharmacy that was That's insane. Car. No, I just

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<v Speaker 1>have to ask. I'm not a pot guy. If you

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<v Speaker 1>smoke pot, I could care less. If you're driving around

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<v Speaker 1>with this in your car, you're a dealer? You scales? Yeah, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's your choice. Are you gonna smoke weed on top

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<v Speaker 1>of that while you're driving around with this in your

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<v Speaker 1>car now? To draw any kind of potential attention to heres?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, but that's because we have common sense, dim

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<v Speaker 2>wit or demono whatever, No, common sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Turns out he's been arrested twenty previous times. His mugshot

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<v Speaker 1>looks like he's like, yeah, here I am again. That's him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I pictured some twenty or thirty years fifty years

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<v Speaker 2>old man, Wow, yeah, wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me see. You know who he looks like is

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<v Speaker 1>the comedian who does the roasts. I think he looks

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<v Speaker 1>like George the Animal Steel, the old wrestler that too.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know who I'm talking to eat the turnbuckle. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know who I'm talking about. I don't the guy

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<v Speaker 1>who hosts the roasts. Oh, hosts the roast? Jeff Ross.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, take a look at that guy. You think Jeff Ross?

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<v Speaker 2>Because you got wrestling on your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, WrestleMania was over. The weekend scena the heel get

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<v Speaker 1>on at WrestleMania, people, Taco was thrown for a LOOPI

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<v Speaker 1>was out eating someplace and they had the pre pre

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<v Speaker 1>limbed stuff on a TV in the restaurant. Like, why

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<v Speaker 1>in the world do they have wrestling on? Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thinking you have.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was just one TV maybe two, and

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<v Speaker 2>the main one that everybody in the place is looking

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<v Speaker 2>at was uh. Pat McAfee broadcasting live from WrestleMania. I'm thinking, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not a great fit for this restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>I guarantee it. Bartender Pat McAfee reference here. I'm starting

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<v Speaker 1>to think you might have a little bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>man crush.

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<v Speaker 2>I've said it, he's a man, but I guarantee it

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<v Speaker 2>was a bartender watching you know, ESPN, And they got

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<v Speaker 2>in the wheat and just busy as hell and uh

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<v Speaker 2>uh never turned the TV off.

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<v Speaker 1>Woman up in Ontario, Canada says she is at her

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<v Speaker 1>wits end after squirrels have now damaged a second vehicle.

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<v Speaker 1>She had to buy a new vehicle because of the

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<v Speaker 1>damage they caused to the first one.

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<v Speaker 3>The electrical was off, so we got into the driveway

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<v Speaker 3>safely opened it and sure enough the squirrels had been in.

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<v Speaker 3>It was ongoing with that car until it got to

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<v Speaker 3>the point where the mechanics said, get rid of it.

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<v Speaker 3>They make a disastrous mess. They chew the wires and leaves, branches,

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<v Speaker 3>you name it.

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<v Speaker 1>So she had to ditch that car because it becomes

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<v Speaker 1>it just wasn't working anymore. She goes and buys a

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<v Speaker 1>new SUV and the squirrels are back at it again

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<v Speaker 1>in her new suv, doing the same thing there. It

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<v Speaker 1>is human beatbox swirrel sound effects. I happened to a

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<v Speaker 1>friend of mine's wife's car.

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<v Speaker 2>She was parking it up at up at full sale

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<v Speaker 2>for work, and kept noticing that, you know, little things

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<v Speaker 2>were different, right, And then open the hood and it

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<v Speaker 2>turns out there's a whole bunch of acorns in there,

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<v Speaker 2>and the squirrels chewed all the wires up. Think of

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<v Speaker 2>that with your battery pat and all the other wires

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<v Speaker 2>and hoses.

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<v Speaker 1>How come we don't hear about this on a more

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<v Speaker 1>regular basis, considering the number of squirrels that we see

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<v Speaker 1>day in and day out here in central Florida. Think

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<v Speaker 1>about it for a minute. Yeah, you would.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd imagine that, And especially for somebody like me who

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<v Speaker 2>parks in a driveway, you know, instead of in a garage.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, any car that's outside could potentially be

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<v Speaker 1>a target for squirrels who want to do things like this.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm just wondering, why does it go under reported?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I don't I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. But the squirrels around my house they

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<v Speaker 2>fear because you know.

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<v Speaker 1>They fear you, because you're Hunter Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>Hunter Bob has taken out a squirrel or two that

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<v Speaker 2>got up into my attic in ate all the wires.

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<v Speaker 1>Word gets out in the squirrel community him not to

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<v Speaker 1>mess with this guy. Uh huh. But it's not only me.

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<v Speaker 2>My next door neighbor Tarrell shoots him on a regular

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<v Speaker 2>basis with his baby gun. So between he and I,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, squirrels are cute. My parents feed him. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that's great. But the damage it did up in

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<v Speaker 2>my ceiling all right, you know, in the crawl space

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<v Speaker 2>out there. I don't trust those little guys anymore or

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<v Speaker 2>the ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>The stuff. Are we in a squirrel running over season

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<v Speaker 1>right now? So, yes we are? And squirrel mating I

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<v Speaker 1>saw Fatty the other day that runs in coincides with

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<v Speaker 1>the alligator mating season. Yeah. Spring, the spring, little squirrel

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<v Speaker 1>boners and get to it. Yeah, lizards are boning right

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<v Speaker 1>now too. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it's something about spring. It brings love in

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<v Speaker 2>the air in the wildlife community. Somebody said, yeah, we

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<v Speaker 2>get lots of chewed up lead boots on the roofs

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<v Speaker 2>from squirrels.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh. Right on the older. I know that a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of the roofing companies have transitioned to materials that

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<v Speaker 1>aren't a squirrel friendly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, the squirrel's got to mind too. Telling you that's

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<v Speaker 2>before Hunter Bob enacted. Somebody said, see it all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll work for Chevy. So there are a lot of incidents.

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<v Speaker 2>Just as you said, under reported two cars destroyed by him.

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<v Speaker 2>That I'm telling you. Somebody said, get an alligator on

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<v Speaker 2>a leash. You'll have no more squirrels by the car.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally, in some video footage for you to see how

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<v Speaker 1>this went. Over the weekend, there was a half marathon

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<v Speaker 1>held and I think this is a Hong Kong that

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<v Speaker 1>featured both humans and robots and half marathon.

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<v Speaker 2>How does a robot run? Oh, they're just on wheels.

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<v Speaker 2>That's cheating. No, no, nope, I think terminator. Oh really

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<v Speaker 2>that type of running. Yeah, what do you think happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Who won the half marathon?

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<v Speaker 1>H I'm gonna go with the terminators. None of the

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<v Speaker 1>humans prevailed.

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<v Speaker 2>But uh oh, well, yeah, you put a Nigerian in there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always a Nigerian or somebody from Zimbabwe.

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<v Speaker 1>Nigerians aren't running half marathons. That's that's that's jump.

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<v Speaker 2>Chains, that's just running to work in the village.

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<v Speaker 1>Some footage on the jar or Facebook page. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>coming the takeover. It's already machines, it has already come.

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<v Speaker 1>Trust me.

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<v Speaker 2>All we get squirrels all the time here at a

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<v Speaker 2>dealerships out in Leesburg, pat Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're just underreported.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen the squirrel and car thing a lot in Florida,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's mostly cars that have been parked for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had one sit at my parents' house a car.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if squirrels got to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if they usually do they get together in

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<v Speaker 1>groups and do this or is it just rogue squirrels

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<v Speaker 1>at huh huh. It's a nice place to hang out

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<v Speaker 1>under this car hood. I mean, I'm with buffet of

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<v Speaker 1>wires and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 2>Tempercent squirrel, but I can't say whether they do it

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<v Speaker 2>in groups or not. I think it's usually just a

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<v Speaker 2>single rogue, you know, menace squirrel.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, and we're real quick here because we are

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<v Speaker 1>all about public service. I know you featured one of

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<v Speaker 1>the original human beatbox sound effects, squirrel. If you'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to do that one more time to delight the listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>Any other sound effects requests come through A two two

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<v Speaker 1>While we were doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>If somebody has their radio really really loud right now,

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<v Speaker 2>you know that their squirrels getting turned on.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, h is that time of year? Yes, there,

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<v Speaker 1>your arm