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Speaker 1: To begin this idiotology. In Richland, Mississippi, what turned into
Speaker 1: what police thought was going to be just an ordinary
Speaker 1: traffic stop, well mushroomed into a little bit more pulled
Speaker 1: over a fifty eight year old Carl Demono. He's a
Speaker 1: character from Arkansas. And as police were, you know, walking
Speaker 1: up to the car to address the traffic violation, they
Speaker 1: clearly smelled weed. Inquired and Demono hands a joint to
Speaker 1: the cop that he was smoking. You got me, I
Speaker 1: know you're here for you got me? You want to
Speaker 1: hit sir. He wasn't being pulled over for weed. He
Speaker 1: was being pulled over for a traffic violation and hands
Speaker 1: the joint to the cop. Now your car is getting searched, Demino,
Speaker 1: dim wit, you ready for the shopping list?
Speaker 2: Oh god, one of these guys.
Speaker 1: Huh more than one hundred and twenty ecstasy pills, more
Speaker 1: than three pounds of pure ecstasy or MDMA, about five
Speaker 1: pounds of psychedelic mushrooms, twelve vials of pure LSD, nearly
Speaker 1: half a pound of marijuana, and two digital scales. There's
Speaker 1: the pharmacy that was That's insane. Car. No, I just
Speaker 1: have to ask. I'm not a pot guy. If you
Speaker 1: smoke pot, I could care less. If you're driving around
Speaker 1: with this in your car, you're a dealer? You scales? Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: that's your choice. Are you gonna smoke weed on top
Speaker 1: of that while you're driving around with this in your
Speaker 1: car now? To draw any kind of potential attention to heres?
Speaker 2: Well, no, but that's because we have common sense, dim
Speaker 2: wit or demono whatever, No, common sense.
Speaker 1: Turns out he's been arrested twenty previous times. His mugshot
Speaker 1: looks like he's like, yeah, here I am again. That's him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I pictured some twenty or thirty years fifty years
Speaker 2: old man, Wow, yeah, wait.
Speaker 1: Let me see. You know who he looks like is
Speaker 1: the comedian who does the roasts. I think he looks
Speaker 1: like George the Animal Steel, the old wrestler that too.
Speaker 1: But you know who I'm talking to eat the turnbuckle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know who I'm talking about. I don't the guy
Speaker 1: who hosts the roasts. Oh, hosts the roast? Jeff Ross.
Speaker 2: Yes, take a look at that guy. You think Jeff Ross?
Speaker 2: Because you got wrestling on your mind.
Speaker 1: Well, WrestleMania was over. The weekend scena the heel get
Speaker 1: on at WrestleMania, people, Taco was thrown for a LOOPI
Speaker 1: was out eating someplace and they had the pre pre
Speaker 1: limbed stuff on a TV in the restaurant. Like, why
Speaker 1: in the world do they have wrestling on? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking you have.
Speaker 2: I think it was just one TV maybe two, and
Speaker 2: the main one that everybody in the place is looking
Speaker 2: at was uh. Pat McAfee broadcasting live from WrestleMania. I'm thinking, dude,
Speaker 2: that's not a great fit for this restaurant.
Speaker 1: I guarantee it. Bartender Pat McAfee reference here. I'm starting
Speaker 1: to think you might have a little bit of a
Speaker 1: man crush.
Speaker 2: I've said it, he's a man, but I guarantee it
Speaker 2: was a bartender watching you know, ESPN, And they got
Speaker 2: in the wheat and just busy as hell and uh
Speaker 2: uh never turned the TV off.
Speaker 1: Woman up in Ontario, Canada says she is at her
Speaker 1: wits end after squirrels have now damaged a second vehicle.
Speaker 1: She had to buy a new vehicle because of the
Speaker 1: damage they caused to the first one.
Speaker 3: The electrical was off, so we got into the driveway
Speaker 3: safely opened it and sure enough the squirrels had been in.
Speaker 3: It was ongoing with that car until it got to
Speaker 3: the point where the mechanics said, get rid of it.
Speaker 3: They make a disastrous mess. They chew the wires and leaves, branches,
Speaker 3: you name it.
Speaker 1: So she had to ditch that car because it becomes
Speaker 1: it just wasn't working anymore. She goes and buys a
Speaker 1: new SUV and the squirrels are back at it again
Speaker 1: in her new suv, doing the same thing there. It
Speaker 1: is human beatbox swirrel sound effects. I happened to a
Speaker 1: friend of mine's wife's car.
Speaker 2: She was parking it up at up at full sale
Speaker 2: for work, and kept noticing that, you know, little things
Speaker 2: were different, right, And then open the hood and it
Speaker 2: turns out there's a whole bunch of acorns in there,
Speaker 2: and the squirrels chewed all the wires up. Think of
Speaker 2: that with your battery pat and all the other wires
Speaker 2: and hoses.
Speaker 1: How come we don't hear about this on a more
Speaker 1: regular basis, considering the number of squirrels that we see
Speaker 1: day in and day out here in central Florida. Think
Speaker 1: about it for a minute. Yeah, you would.
Speaker 2: You'd imagine that, And especially for somebody like me who
Speaker 2: parks in a driveway, you know, instead of in a garage.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, any car that's outside could potentially be
Speaker 1: a target for squirrels who want to do things like this.
Speaker 1: And I'm just wondering, why does it go under reported?
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. But the squirrels around my house they
Speaker 2: fear because you know.
Speaker 1: They fear you, because you're Hunter Bob.
Speaker 2: Hunter Bob has taken out a squirrel or two that
Speaker 2: got up into my attic in ate all the wires.
Speaker 1: Word gets out in the squirrel community him not to
Speaker 1: mess with this guy. Uh huh. But it's not only me.
Speaker 2: My next door neighbor Tarrell shoots him on a regular
Speaker 2: basis with his baby gun. So between he and I,
Speaker 2: I mean, squirrels are cute. My parents feed him. I
Speaker 2: think that's great. But the damage it did up in
Speaker 2: my ceiling all right, you know, in the crawl space
Speaker 2: out there. I don't trust those little guys anymore or
Speaker 2: the ladies.
Speaker 1: The stuff. Are we in a squirrel running over season
Speaker 1: right now? So, yes we are? And squirrel mating I
Speaker 1: saw Fatty the other day that runs in coincides with
Speaker 1: the alligator mating season. Yeah. Spring, the spring, little squirrel
Speaker 1: boners and get to it. Yeah, lizards are boning right
Speaker 1: now too. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's something about spring. It brings love in
Speaker 2: the air in the wildlife community. Somebody said, yeah, we
Speaker 2: get lots of chewed up lead boots on the roofs
Speaker 2: from squirrels.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Right on the older. I know that a
Speaker 1: lot of the roofing companies have transitioned to materials that
Speaker 1: aren't a squirrel friendly.
Speaker 2: Yep, the squirrel's got to mind too. Telling you that's
Speaker 2: before Hunter Bob enacted. Somebody said, see it all the time.
Speaker 2: I'll work for Chevy. So there are a lot of incidents.
Speaker 2: Just as you said, under reported two cars destroyed by him.
Speaker 2: That I'm telling you. Somebody said, get an alligator on
Speaker 2: a leash. You'll have no more squirrels by the car.
Speaker 1: Finally, in some video footage for you to see how
Speaker 1: this went. Over the weekend, there was a half marathon
Speaker 1: held and I think this is a Hong Kong that
Speaker 1: featured both humans and robots and half marathon.
Speaker 2: How does a robot run? Oh, they're just on wheels.
Speaker 2: That's cheating. No, no, nope, I think terminator. Oh really
Speaker 2: that type of running. Yeah, what do you think happened?
Speaker 2: Who won the half marathon?
Speaker 1: H I'm gonna go with the terminators. None of the
Speaker 1: humans prevailed.
Speaker 2: But uh oh, well, yeah, you put a Nigerian in there.
Speaker 2: It's always a Nigerian or somebody from Zimbabwe.
Speaker 1: Nigerians aren't running half marathons. That's that's that's jump.
Speaker 2: Chains, that's just running to work in the village.
Speaker 1: Some footage on the jar or Facebook page. It's it's
Speaker 1: coming the takeover. It's already machines, it has already come.
Speaker 1: Trust me.
Speaker 2: All we get squirrels all the time here at a
Speaker 2: dealerships out in Leesburg, pat Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just underreported.
Speaker 2: I've seen the squirrel and car thing a lot in Florida,
Speaker 2: but it's mostly cars that have been parked for a while.
Speaker 2: I've had one sit at my parents' house a car.
Speaker 2: I wonder if squirrels got to it.
Speaker 1: I wonder if they usually do they get together in
Speaker 1: groups and do this or is it just rogue squirrels
Speaker 1: at huh huh. It's a nice place to hang out
Speaker 1: under this car hood. I mean, I'm with buffet of
Speaker 1: wires and whatnot.
Speaker 2: Tempercent squirrel, but I can't say whether they do it
Speaker 2: in groups or not. I think it's usually just a
Speaker 2: single rogue, you know, menace squirrel.
Speaker 1: All right, and we're real quick here because we are
Speaker 1: all about public service. I know you featured one of
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Speaker 1: While we were doing that.
Speaker 2: If somebody has their radio really really loud right now,
Speaker 2: you know that their squirrels getting turned on.
Speaker 1: Hold on, h is that time of year? Yes, there,
Speaker 1: your arm