Speaker 1: Is The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a fantastic Tuesday. I'm gonna chop away
Speaker 1: at some emails this hour, I will We're going to
Speaker 1: talk about some swing state election fraud. Of course, the
Speaker 1: disaster that is America's cities, military recruiting through the roof,
Speaker 1: all that hiccups, and so much more coming up in
Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show's second hour. I just I want
Speaker 1: to piggyback on something we ended on in the last hour.
Speaker 1: We were talking about Democrats and how they're not near
Speaker 1: as popular as people think. They're not half the country.
Speaker 1: They are held up by hostile foreigners. They're held up
Speaker 1: by government programs run by Democrats, filtered two democrats. Think
Speaker 1: about just this basic system, speaking of immigration, think about
Speaker 1: how maddening this is. We've talked a million times about
Speaker 1: how many billions of dollars were given to NGOs to
Speaker 1: facilitate the mass importation of foreigners in the administration. So
Speaker 1: at its most basic form, you went to work today,
Speaker 1: the government took twenty five percent of your money. Democrats
Speaker 1: in the government then took your money handed that money
Speaker 1: to a non government organization, the non government organization trained
Speaker 1: and facilitated foreigners to then come into your community. They
Speaker 1: will then be coddled by Democrats and vote Democrat your
Speaker 1: entire life. Why did Colorado turn into California? Why is
Speaker 1: the same thing happening in Utah? Why are they doing
Speaker 1: it in Ohio? Apparently that race is neck and neck.
Speaker 1: Why is this happening because communists understand the mass importation
Speaker 1: of foreigners helps alleviate the problem that Democrats simply aren't popular.
Speaker 1: They're not. That's why the mainstream media, all of them
Speaker 1: knew New York Times, CNN, NBC, you name it. They're
Speaker 1: all in the tank all the time for Democrats without fail.
Speaker 1: They know they have to be. If they deviate for
Speaker 1: even a second, they know, the entire Democrat Party comes apart.
Speaker 1: The Democrat Party is held up by foreign barbarians, by
Speaker 1: government programs, by an education system completely run by communists,
Speaker 1: and by the American media. And if they didn't have
Speaker 1: those things, you and I we wouldn't have to worry
Speaker 1: about Democrats winning elections outside of the bluest parts of
Speaker 1: the country. If they didn't have those things, you'd see
Speaker 1: places you think are solidly blue go blood red and
Speaker 1: Democrats know it. Remember, do you remember the biggest, probably
Speaker 1: the biggest Democrat freak out during Trump's presidency. He's been
Speaker 1: president for a year now. What was maybe their biggest
Speaker 1: freak out? It's hard to tell because those hysterical theater
Speaker 1: kids are always freaking out about something and texting each other.
Speaker 1: You know, it was the Doge stuff. What was Doge? Well,
Speaker 1: Elon Musk, rich, richest man in the world, obviously an
Speaker 1: incredible businessman. Elon Musk got involved in the government, and
Speaker 1: Elon Musk and his Doege team started bouncing around to
Speaker 1: different government agencies and they were, you know, they weren't
Speaker 1: doing very much as far as cutting things. They were
Speaker 1: essentially just doing audits. And I understand a little bit
Speaker 1: about how audits work because my wife used to do them.
Speaker 1: She's an accounting major. I know how they work. It's
Speaker 1: obviously I'm oversimplified. I don't want to downplay auditing, but
Speaker 1: it's fairly simple. Okay, this money went out, where did
Speaker 1: it go? Where's the receipt for it? Just give me
Speaker 1: an accounting of it, and if you can provide that accounting,
Speaker 1: it's a very simple process that if you can't, we
Speaker 1: might have a problem. Elon Musk starts bouncing around government
Speaker 1: agencies and none of them are passing audits. The Pentagon
Speaker 1: hasn't passed an audit in years. Millions, billion, trillions, let's
Speaker 1: be honest, trillions of dollars flowing through the Pentagon and
Speaker 1: they can't account for it. That was what made Democrats
Speaker 1: freak out the most, and the reason it made them
Speaker 1: freak out the most is Democrats know they have to
Speaker 1: have taxpayer money in a roundabout way funding their party
Speaker 1: or their party disappears. They're not popular. They know they're
Speaker 1: not popular. They have to find these various fraudulent setups
Speaker 1: to swindle your money and use it to help them
Speaker 1: in elections. And without it it goes away. And look,
Speaker 1: the Trump administration, Pambondi's DOJ they're not going to take
Speaker 1: all this apart in three years. Even if Pambondi was
Speaker 1: what you and I wanted her to be, which she's not.
Speaker 1: But even if she was, it's not possible to take
Speaker 1: systems this complicated and this buried and expose them all
Speaker 1: and take them apart in three more years. It's not.
Speaker 1: But that goes back to what I was saying in
Speaker 1: the first hour. We need years more. We need years
Speaker 1: and years and years more. Four more years of Trump
Speaker 1: ain't near enough. We need rabid anti communists in the
Speaker 1: government for years. And if we do it, we'll take
Speaker 1: apart things like this. Five years after the twenty twenty election.
Speaker 1: This is from just the News, Georgia is still ground
Speaker 1: zero for election integrity problems. Isn't it funny that the
Speaker 1: three biggest states, well, you know what, I'll go ahead
Speaker 1: and call it four, trut I could call it five,
Speaker 1: but I'll call it four. The four biggest states for
Speaker 1: election fraud are Arizona, Georgia, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania. Huh. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of new to politics. What do all four
Speaker 1: of those states have in common? Arizona, Georgia, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. Huh?
Speaker 1: Those are all the swing states. Those are the states
Speaker 1: that decide who sits in the Oval office. And I
Speaker 1: guess it's just I guess it's purely a coincidence. Those
Speaker 1: are the states that seem to always have problems with
Speaker 1: the voter rules, mail in ballots, drop boxes, things like that,
Speaker 1: boarding up the windows on election night while they count
Speaker 1: the votes. Ex do some emails. Remember you can email
Speaker 1: me love your emails, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse,
Speaker 1: I'll not dive into the Maduro saga, but I'm wondering
Speaker 1: how we charge him with possessing machine guns though he
Speaker 1: seems not to have done so on the US dirt. Okay,
Speaker 1: I touched on this a little bit yesterday. Ignore the
Speaker 1: charges when it comes to Maduro, and I don't know
Speaker 1: whether any of those are going to stick or not stick,
Speaker 1: but some of them are, frankly, like the machine gun
Speaker 1: charges a little laughable. He is a foreign dictator from Venezuela.
Speaker 1: How are we charging him with machine gun? They're a
Speaker 1: little laughable. This was all done as a justification to
Speaker 1: remove a hostile foreign communist dictator who was working with
Speaker 1: our geopolitical enemies against the interests of the United States
Speaker 1: of America, namely China and also Russia. Of course Iran's
Speaker 1: in there as well. They're just less of a threat
Speaker 1: than anyone else. These charges are an excuse, Okay. I
Speaker 1: wish it was more in depth than that. I wish
Speaker 1: that wasn't the case, But the truth is, because of
Speaker 1: the world we live in now, very rarely can people
Speaker 1: be honest, even on our side. Be honest, and I
Speaker 1: would prefer everybody could just be honest. But I also
Speaker 1: understand the world in which we live. I also understand
Speaker 1: my honesty gets me in trouble in social situations a lot.
Speaker 1: If you don't believe me, just ask my wife. I
Speaker 1: don't like this polite facade we all have to try
Speaker 1: to build. Let's be honest. We remove Madurea because he
Speaker 1: was hostile to our interests. It wasn't because of drugs.
Speaker 1: It certainly wasn't because of machine guns. It wasn't even
Speaker 1: really because of oil. We removed Maduro because he's in
Speaker 1: our hemisphere, close to our shores, helping our enemies do
Speaker 1: bad things. We removed him because we were strong enough
Speaker 1: to remove him, and because he was too weak to
Speaker 1: stop usiod end of story. And you know what, I
Speaker 1: understand the Trump administration can't come out and say that
Speaker 1: I'm not insulting it at all. I'm not criticizing them
Speaker 1: at all. But I long for an era where we
Speaker 1: would just stand up and take that or just say that.
Speaker 1: I wish, look, they're threatening Mexico in Cuba. I wish
Speaker 1: we would just stand up. I wish we could just
Speaker 1: stand up and say Yeah, we're gonna take Cuba back.
Speaker 1: Why because I want to That's why what Chris. Yeah, Look,
Speaker 1: that's the thing Chris said. Not even China and Russia
Speaker 1: do stuff like that. They pretend too. I mean, you
Speaker 1: can hear Putin's explanations for Ukraine and everything else. It's all, well,
Speaker 1: you stole this, it was a violation in China. You're
Speaker 1: not wrong, Chris, You're not wrong.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: That's why I wasn't insulting the Trump administration. That's just
Speaker 1: kind of how the world works now. You can't ever
Speaker 1: be completely honest with why you're doing what you're doing.
Speaker 1: But when I saw the charges for Maduro and I
Speaker 1: saw I saw machine gun charges on there, I'll be honest,
Speaker 1: I laughed out loud. I thought it was great. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we'll do some more of these talk about tranny terror.
Speaker 1: Next it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful,
Speaker 1: Wonderful Tuesday. Remember you can download the show I heard
Speaker 1: spotify iTunes. Heg seth America's military is already surpassing last
Speaker 1: year's recruiting figures. You know, I gotta tell you, I'm shocked.
Speaker 1: Recruiting in this country fell off when the communists took
Speaker 1: over and told everyone they should be gay. Wow, that
Speaker 1: didn't inspire America's patriotic young people to go put on
Speaker 1: the uniform and risk their lives. But when young people
Speaker 1: turn on the television set and they see Delta Force
Speaker 1: fast roping from heroes into mansions, they say to themselves, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'd probably be okay with that. It's so much better
Speaker 1: now than it was. Don't forget to stop and smell
Speaker 1: the roses. We talk about this a lot. Stop every
Speaker 1: now and then and smell the roses. Remember the videos,
Speaker 1: Remember that Chris dig Up that army recruiting video. Remember
Speaker 1: Remember what the military just was just was we just
Speaker 1: had to suffer through all these recruiting shortfalls, and they
Speaker 1: would continue. They were always pretending like they didn't know
Speaker 1: what was happening. Well, let me tell you what was happening.
Speaker 1: If you're a young person, and let's say you're aspirational,
Speaker 1: maybe you want to get yourself out of a bad situation.
Speaker 1: Maybe you want to better yourself. Maybe you just want
Speaker 1: to serve your country. Maybe you want to see what
Speaker 1: you're made of. Maybe you're all of these things. You
Speaker 1: know what, you don't want to join you know what,
Speaker 1: you don't want to join this.
Speaker 3: This is the story of a soldier who operates your
Speaker 3: nation's patriot missile defense systems. It begins in California, but
Speaker 3: the little girl raised by two moms also marched for equality.
Speaker 3: I like to think I've been defending freedom from an
Speaker 3: early age.
Speaker 1: Jsh, turn it off, Just turn it on. You know
Speaker 1: that's seventeen year old state champion wrestler from Mississippi. He
Speaker 1: doesn't want to join that army. He's not interested in
Speaker 1: joining that, being part of that, So he goes and
Speaker 1: does something else. You knows something that's sad. This is
Speaker 1: a good thing. I want to get back to emails.
Speaker 1: But you know something that's sad. You don't know what
Speaker 1: you lost. You, oftentimes in life, don't know what you lost.
Speaker 1: An opportunity you missed because you didn't do this or
Speaker 1: didn't do that. How many studs in that four years
Speaker 1: of the Biden administration, how many studs did we lose
Speaker 1: because it enjoined? Because they wouldn't join you you know
Speaker 1: the answer is some. We'll never have a number. Who
Speaker 1: knows the number? We know the answer is some. I
Speaker 1: remember how loud every veteran buddy of mine I served
Speaker 1: with was that their kids were not allowed to join
Speaker 1: under the Biden administration. They were just simply not especially
Speaker 1: after Abbygate. How many studs did we lose? Sucks is
Speaker 1: what it is, Jesse. You think the tranny sensation nation
Speaker 1: having an anger manager. Oh, this guy's talking about the
Speaker 1: the tranny who vandalized jd Vance's home. Well, again, this
Speaker 1: comes back to I hate to keep dwelling on it,
Speaker 1: but it is the anniversary of January sixth. Manpower is finite,
Speaker 1: time is finite, money is finite. Even as large as
Speaker 1: the FBI is, they have field offices everywhere. There's only
Speaker 1: so many people in a field office. There are only
Speaker 1: so many hours in the day. The Federal Bureau of
Speaker 1: Investigation for four years, four years focused on this.
Speaker 4: That attack, that siege was criminal behavior, plain and simple.
Speaker 4: And his behavior that we the FBI view as domestic terrorism.
Speaker 4: It's got no place in our democracy and tolerating it
Speaker 4: would make a mockery of our nation's rule of law.
Speaker 2: The Justice Department will hold all January six perpetrators at
Speaker 2: any level accountable under the law, whether they were present
Speaker 2: that day or were otherwise criminally responsible for the assault
Speaker 2: on our democracy.
Speaker 1: Four years of that. While that was going on for
Speaker 1: four years, people in America were having their body parts
Speaker 1: chop chopped off in a doctor's office. They were being
Speaker 1: injected with all sorts of puberty blocker, mind altering stuff.
Speaker 1: And then they were going home and diving into the
Speaker 1: darkest parts of the Internet where they would join with
Speaker 1: other freaks and get more and more what Chris, They
Speaker 1: would get more and more violent, more and more desperate,
Speaker 1: more and more distant. And now we see them committing
Speaker 1: active violence after active violence, after active violence. And while
Speaker 1: the federal law enforcement arm was hunting, was hunting down
Speaker 1: me Mas from January sixth, the violent army of trannies,
Speaker 1: they were arming themselves, and they were getting ready to
Speaker 1: go kill as many school kids, Charlie Kirks and others
Speaker 1: as humanly possible. I just brought up the military recruiting
Speaker 1: and people we missed. Let's not forget how much damage
Speaker 1: was done in four years by the Biden administration. Damage
Speaker 1: that is lasting, damage that killed people. Damage we still
Speaker 1: feel to this day. They did a lot of harm.
Speaker 1: Whole lot of harm, all right, Jesse, Oh, this member
Speaker 1: my saying one hundred percent true. I've learned it in
Speaker 1: seven years of doing radio. The maddest one is always
Speaker 1: the dumbest one. If you get somebody who's mad at you,
Speaker 1: calling you names or telling you they're never going to
Speaker 1: listen there, or something like that. Almost every single time
Speaker 1: it is somebody got who got what you said wrong,
Speaker 1: completely wrong. They just either didn't hear you right, or
Speaker 1: they're just stupid or drunk or something like that. The
Speaker 1: maddest one is always the dumbest one. Listen to this, Jesse.
Speaker 1: You had me as a devout listener until you questioned
Speaker 1: Trump's arrest of Maduro. Time to leave your show silent.
Speaker 1: Nobody said that, you moron. You believe that because you're stupid,
Speaker 1: because you don't listen. I bet you're angry a lot,
Speaker 1: and you don't even realize. That's the sad part of
Speaker 1: being stupid. You don't even realize you're angry a lot.
Speaker 1: You didn't even hear things right. If that's what you heard,
Speaker 1: you're a moron. That is not at all what I said.
Speaker 1: Stop being stupid. You're making your life harder, all right,
Speaker 1: our cities, Hang on, It's the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a magnificent Tuesday. You can email us Jesse at jesse
Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com. Before we get to the cities. We've
Speaker 1: got a little war here with the HOA here on
Speaker 1: the staff. Then, let me just tell you when I
Speaker 1: first got married is Chris Corey. This is for you, guys,
Speaker 1: because you're going through this right now. War with HOA
Speaker 1: can be so much fun when you really now listen, Chris,
Speaker 1: when you realize the limits on their authority. So we
Speaker 1: first get married and we move in together. After we
Speaker 1: get married, we have a little house in Tucson, Arizona.
Speaker 1: There's this huge grassy common area behind our house. I'm
Speaker 1: mowing the lawn. It's not a yard big enough for
Speaker 1: any kind of a riding lawnmower, so it's just a
Speaker 1: hand pushed lawnmower, like guys do. I'm out there mowing
Speaker 1: the lawn. I mowed the lawn. I have one of
Speaker 1: those mowers that collects the grass clippings in the bag.
Speaker 1: Well the recycling and trash in this area, they wouldn't
Speaker 1: pick up the bags of grass clippings. I don't know why, Chris.
Speaker 1: The whole neighborhood was up in arms about it. Everyone
Speaker 1: started to freak out, what am I supposed to do
Speaker 1: with the grass clippings. I'm collecting the grass clippings, but
Speaker 1: you won't. Well, is everyone starting to freak out? It
Speaker 1: was one of those places where if the trash can
Speaker 1: was a foot away from where it should be, it
Speaker 1: was a nightmare. Nightmare. So I did what any red
Speaker 1: blooded American would do. I took my bags of grass
Speaker 1: clippings and went back to the common area of the
Speaker 1: grass area and just started dumping my grass clippings back there.
Speaker 1: I'm dumping the grass in the grass. That's what I did. Now, Ah,
Speaker 1: people are born. I'm convinced that you're born this way
Speaker 1: or not. Bob is a rule follower. She is a
Speaker 1: rule follower. I would I would stereotype this by saying
Speaker 1: women probably tend to be more rule followers than men.
Speaker 1: Men are going to be more rebellious types. And I'm
Speaker 1: not saying one is better than the other. I think
Speaker 1: we're made probably to balance each other. But it's very
Speaker 1: much that way in our marriage. Bob is the rule follower. No,
Speaker 1: the band said we had to be there twenty minutes
Speaker 1: ahead of time. I'm not showing up twenty minutes, but
Speaker 1: that's what they say. You know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. So it doesn't take long
Speaker 1: and we get an email from the HOA saying, hey,
Speaker 1: that's your grass back there in the common area. Go
Speaker 1: clean it up. And I said, well, just throw it
Speaker 1: in the trash. Baby, Well, we can't just throw it
Speaker 1: in the trash. It's the HOA. They sent us a letter. Nah,
Speaker 1: throw it away. What are they gonna do? They said
Speaker 1: another letter? Of course, Hey, you still haven't picked up
Speaker 1: the grass. By this point, she's begging me. She's like,
Speaker 1: pick up the grass or whatever. I said, Now, I'll
Speaker 1: give him a call. I called him. She's sitting right
Speaker 1: there freaking out, and they tell me, whoa, you need
Speaker 1: to pick up your grass. You dumped your grass back there. Well,
Speaker 1: this is before the age of the ring doorbell. This
Speaker 1: is twenty years ago, almost twenty years ago. How do
Speaker 1: they know it's my grass? Okay, it's behind my yard,
Speaker 1: but anybody could have dumped their grass back there. I said,
Speaker 1: it's not my grass. And completely This is the point
Speaker 1: I want to get through to you, Chris and Corey
Speaker 1: and every single person listening. The most bottom of the
Speaker 1: barrel losers in your area. Those are the people who
Speaker 1: run for HOA. They're people who have they hate their life.
Speaker 1: They hate their life, they hate their lot of life.
Speaker 1: They're desperate for just the tiniest taste of power, and
Speaker 1: they're people that if you challenge them, it will completely
Speaker 1: come undone. I'm on the phone with a home owned association.
Speaker 1: They say it's your grass and I said, no, it'stop that.
Speaker 1: It's completely froze on the phone. Well we know it's
Speaker 1: your grass. I said, yeah, how do you know that? Well,
Speaker 1: it's right behind your lawn. I said, do you have
Speaker 1: some video of something? By the way, totally my grass?
Speaker 1: I said, do you have video or any kind of evidence?
Speaker 1: Do you have a witness? All the neighbors were on
Speaker 1: my side. Do you have a witness? Do you have
Speaker 1: any way to prove that it's my grass? You need
Speaker 1: to pick up your grass or there will be a fine.
Speaker 1: And I said no, you don't understand. I'm not picking
Speaker 1: up anything. If you would like the grass picked up,
Speaker 1: I suggest you get off your fat butt. That's when
Speaker 1: ob lost it because I actually said that, I suggest
Speaker 1: you get off your fat butt and saunter out to
Speaker 1: the yard and pick up all those grass clippings right yourself.
Speaker 1: And I told her on the phone. I said, and
Speaker 1: you can use your teeth if you want. Lady, I
Speaker 1: don't care. Go pick up the grass. It ain't my grass,
Speaker 1: and I ain't picking anything up. Look. It felt like
Speaker 1: five minutes. It was probably thirty seconds of just dead
Speaker 1: silence on the other end of the phone, and then click.
Speaker 1: She just hung up the phone. Never heard from him again.
Speaker 1: Never underestimate the fun that a good fight with an
Speaker 1: hoa can be. I'm telling you, Chris, it's like picking
Speaker 1: on somebody with one arm. You know you can win.
Speaker 1: What Chris is? What now? Chris said, they have my
Speaker 1: money and I can't do anything about it. Think about
Speaker 1: it this way. This is where you're looking at it wrong.
Speaker 1: They have your money because you are paying for a service.
Speaker 1: They are there to provide you with a service. You
Speaker 1: think that there's some governing body. They're not a governing body. No,
Speaker 1: go mow the common areas. No you, I'm paying you.
Speaker 1: You work for me. I don't work for you. Learn
Speaker 1: to embrace it, Chris, have a good time. Do you
Speaker 1: want me to get ahold of him? I will, Chris?
Speaker 3: What what?
Speaker 1: Chris? Just give me the phone number and let me
Speaker 1: work it. Out. I'll handle it all all. I promise
Speaker 1: I'll be pretty nice. I will, yes, I will, ye,
Speaker 1: I will. Chris doesn't believe me. Jesse. I want to
Speaker 1: personally thank you for all the good you do, you
Speaker 1: love of our beautiful country. Also, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for your service as a marine. I really want to
Speaker 1: thank you for introducing me to Pure Talk. I was
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Speaker 1: Seattle police will no longer enforce drug crimes and will
Speaker 1: refer offenders to diversion. I saw a video was yesterday
Speaker 1: and it was from not Tokyo, Osaka, Japan. And the
Speaker 1: video was not about politics, It was not about crime
Speaker 1: or anything else. I forget what the guy was doing.
Speaker 1: It was a Japanese food thing. I think he was
Speaker 1: on a food tour, whatever it was. But the video
Speaker 1: itself was so striking to me. I rewound it and
Speaker 1: watched it twice because it was so clean. A gigantic
Speaker 1: major city and you can see both sides of the
Speaker 1: road in this video, and you can see the street.
Speaker 1: There wasn't a cigarette butt, let alone a homeless person
Speaker 1: somebody peeing on themselves. There was none of that. Everything
Speaker 1: was just clean. The few people who were there were polite,
Speaker 1: kept to themselves or gave a head nod. I only
Speaker 1: bring this up to again remind you that the state
Speaker 1: of American cities is a choice. It is a choice
Speaker 1: Democrats have made. Democrats run these cities, and they have
Speaker 1: chosen to turn them into smelly, crime ridden drug dens
Speaker 1: because it helps keep them in political power. It is
Speaker 1: a disgusting, I would argue, demonic choice made by the
Speaker 1: Democrats who run these cities. There are cities all over
Speaker 1: the world that are clean, wonderful and polite. You and
Speaker 1: your wife, you and your husband can go out for
Speaker 1: a walk at midnight and take in some fresh air
Speaker 1: if you happen to still be awake. All over the world,
Speaker 1: these cities exist. They don't exist here in America because
Speaker 1: democrats made a choice. Just wanted to remind you it's
Speaker 1: not inevitable. It's a choice. All right. We'll make fun
Speaker 1: of Schumer, talk about the hiccups Ukraine, so much more.
Speaker 1: Hang on is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent tune.
Speaker 1: Say maybe you can download any part of the show
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Speaker 1: radio host, Merry Christmas, blessings to you. The Christmas Truce
Speaker 1: in nineteen fourteen of World War One. I've heard a
Speaker 1: lot of songs about it, but I've never seen anything
Speaker 1: about it. I'd love to hear you flesh it out,
Speaker 1: all right, So I'll do this very, very briefly. It's
Speaker 1: just gonna be a couple of minutes because I don't
Speaker 1: want to do a long history thing right now. You
Speaker 1: know that the trenches of World War One, they were
Speaker 1: the worst places in the history of the world. I
Speaker 1: am convinced of that. They were the worst places in
Speaker 1: the history of the world. And I'm not the only
Speaker 1: one who said that. Warrior after warrior, guys who are
Speaker 1: actual studs have said that's the one fight I would
Speaker 1: never want to be involved in. You're standing in muck,
Speaker 1: in blood in your buddy's head, and it endless horror
Speaker 1: and horror you weren't expecting, certainly at the beginning of
Speaker 1: the war, because war had never been like that before.
Speaker 1: So Christmas nineteen fourteen, and obviously this is the early
Speaker 1: early days of the war. These guides on both sides, France, Germany, Britain,
Speaker 1: all all these guys, they'd all been killing each other.
Speaker 1: And you're killing each other closer than you think are you?
Speaker 1: Do you watch football? College or pro football? Have you
Speaker 1: ever been to a football game in person? Whatever? High school, college, pro,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter what it is. One of the things that
Speaker 1: has always struck me. Maybe it's gotten to you, but
Speaker 1: it certainly has gotten to me is how much smaller
Speaker 1: a football field is in person than on TV. And
Speaker 1: on TV, I feel like it looks big and huge.
Speaker 1: In person, it's not very big. One hundred yards is
Speaker 1: not very big. Now picture this. What if you were
Speaker 1: fifty yards, twenty yards, thirty yards away from the enemy
Speaker 1: trench and every day, all day you them, someone sticks
Speaker 1: their head up and it gets shot off. You're sitting
Speaker 1: there killing each other all the time, grenades, artillery rounds.
Speaker 1: And what makes this even more weird is at night
Speaker 1: you can hear each other. You are close enough, especially
Speaker 1: in the dead of night, if there's no artillery going off,
Speaker 1: you can talk to each other, provided you can speak
Speaker 1: the same language. That's weird, right, that it's almost eerie,
Speaker 1: and it's awful, except on this one night where something
Speaker 1: magical happened, didn't happen again, and it happened in multiple places.
Speaker 1: By the way, a lot of people think it was
Speaker 1: just one spot. It was not happened in multiple places.
Speaker 1: But what happened was Christmas time. It's freezing, as you
Speaker 1: can imagine. Trenches are full of snow and ice and water.
Speaker 1: You're starving, You miss home. You think you're probably gonna
Speaker 1: die that night or tomorrow. Your friends have died. You've
Speaker 1: seen more horror in the past six months than anyone
Speaker 1: in your family has ever seen in their lifetime. You're
Speaker 1: sitting there and the other trench speaking another language, starts
Speaker 1: singing Christmas carols. Well, Christmas carols are universal, They're universal
Speaker 1: whatever language they're being sung, and you know when you
Speaker 1: hear them, you your friends. You start singing Christmas carols.
Speaker 1: Soon you're singing Christmas carols together. You've been killing each
Speaker 1: other every minute of every day. You start singing Christmas
Speaker 1: carols together. Soon these young men, nervously at first start
Speaker 1: popping their heads over the trench to look at the
Speaker 1: other side. Now, normally that's a death sentence, that's when
Speaker 1: some sniper shoots it off. But no one's shooting. They
Speaker 1: start popping their heads over on the other side. No
Speaker 1: one's shooting. The young men come out of the trench
Speaker 1: and they walk across what was known as No Man's Land.
Speaker 1: No man's land was the land between the trenches. Why
Speaker 1: did they call it no Man's Land Because that's where
Speaker 1: you go to die. It's full of dead bodies, body parts,
Speaker 1: It's full of craters from all the artillery, barbed wire,
Speaker 1: It's a hellscape. Instead of shooting and killing each other,
Speaker 1: bayoneting each other, they walk across No Man's Land and
Speaker 1: they meet on Christmas night and they exchange chocolates food.
Speaker 1: Someone finds I don't remember if it was a real
Speaker 1: soccer ball, could have been. That might have been a
Speaker 1: makeshift soccer ball. They play a game of soccer together.
Speaker 1: These mortal enemies who had been slaughtering each other as
Speaker 1: fast as possible the day before and especially after what
Speaker 1: happened after this, they'd slaughter each other as fast as
Speaker 1: possible the day after. But for one magical Christmas night,
Speaker 1: two different sides celebrating the birth of Jesus, and the
Speaker 1: worst possible circumstances, missing home, Think about think about, think
Speaker 1: about how much you'd be missing your mom in that moment.
Speaker 1: What's mom making in the oven? What's the house smell like?
Speaker 1: What you're missing her? In that moment? Two sides came
Speaker 1: together and they were just for one night human beings.
Speaker 1: Now the aftermath is not as wonderful. People could tend
Speaker 1: to skip over that. The high command of both sides
Speaker 1: when they found out about this happening, they were mortified.
Speaker 1: The crackdowns were severe, and that I've read nothing like
Speaker 1: it ever happened again. It possibly did their better history
Speaker 1: of them. I mean, there are actual historians who listen
Speaker 1: to the show who will know more than I do.
Speaker 1: But I've never heard of anything ever happening again, but
Speaker 1: for one night in nineteen fourteen at the very you know,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say, the very beginning, the first year of
Speaker 1: that horrible, horrible war. For one night, one Christmas night,
Speaker 1: everyone stopped shooting, everyone stopped killing, and came together. Isn't
Speaker 1: that wonderful? Even heavy?
Speaker 4: It is as heavy as ten boxes that you might
Speaker 4: be moving.
Speaker 1: Jesse, I'd like to know why my employer, Suffolk County
Speaker 1: Sheriff's department in Boston is hiring almost exclusively Haitians who
Speaker 1: speak who barely speak English. Well, it's what we've already discussed,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry you're going through this. Communists have found
Speaker 1: in our country at every level, including sheriff's departments. Communists
Speaker 1: have found a more loyal, reliable ally than any American foreigners.
Speaker 1: These foreigners are heaven. If you're an American communist trying
Speaker 1: to burn everything down, trying to attack your political opponents,
Speaker 1: trying to ensure that your political allies are taken care
Speaker 1: of with jobs and money and whatnot, there's nobody better
Speaker 1: than some gigantic group of people you just brought in
Speaker 1: from Haiti. They're going to be extremely transactional. Hey, we'll
Speaker 1: take care of you. We'll get your uncle job at
Speaker 1: the Sheriff's depropert Now, don't worry about all that English stuff.
Speaker 1: Can you do the job? Well, no, of course, but
Speaker 1: that's not what we're worried about. Will you and everyone
Speaker 1: you know keep voting Democrat? You bet you will. It's
Speaker 1: really sick and evil, but it's how it works in
Speaker 1: all of Western society. Now, now that evil people run
Speaker 1: Western society, and we do have evil people, and that
Speaker 1: really is the difference. It's one of the main differences
Speaker 1: between how it used to be in this country and
Speaker 1: how it is now. It's the moral makeup of the
Speaker 1: leaders in society. There was a time when leaders in
Speaker 1: society felt it was their duty to better it and
Speaker 1: serve it. Now they're all just selfish monsters who care
Speaker 1: about themselves. All right, we have an hour left. We'll
Speaker 1: do emails, We'll talk about Chuck Schumer, government shut down,
Speaker 1: the hiccups and more. Hang on,