WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:03.919 Is The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse 2 00:00:04.080 --> 00:00:07.799 Kelly Show on a fantastic Tuesday. I'm gonna chop away 3 00:00:07.799 --> 00:00:09.800 at some emails this hour, I will We're going to 4 00:00:09.880 --> 00:00:13.640 talk about some swing state election fraud. Of course, the 5 00:00:13.759 --> 00:00:17.760 disaster that is America's cities, military recruiting through the roof, 6 00:00:18.120 --> 00:00:21.320 all that hiccups, and so much more coming up in 7 00:00:21.399 --> 00:00:24.239 The Jesse Kelly Show's second hour. I just I want 8 00:00:24.239 --> 00:00:26.440 to piggyback on something we ended on in the last hour. 9 00:00:26.480 --> 00:00:29.320 We were talking about Democrats and how they're not near 10 00:00:29.359 --> 00:00:32.119 as popular as people think. They're not half the country. 11 00:00:32.840 --> 00:00:37.679 They are held up by hostile foreigners. They're held up 12 00:00:37.719 --> 00:00:43.479 by government programs run by Democrats, filtered two democrats. Think 13 00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:47.000 about just this basic system, speaking of immigration, think about 14 00:00:47.039 --> 00:00:50.759 how maddening this is. We've talked a million times about 15 00:00:50.759 --> 00:00:57.079 how many billions of dollars were given to NGOs to 16 00:00:57.280 --> 00:01:02.039 facilitate the mass importation of foreigners in the administration. So 17 00:01:02.719 --> 00:01:06.079 at its most basic form, you went to work today, 18 00:01:06.920 --> 00:01:11.079 the government took twenty five percent of your money. Democrats 19 00:01:11.239 --> 00:01:15.799 in the government then took your money handed that money 20 00:01:16.280 --> 00:01:22.760 to a non government organization, the non government organization trained 21 00:01:23.159 --> 00:01:28.920 and facilitated foreigners to then come into your community. They 22 00:01:28.959 --> 00:01:33.439 will then be coddled by Democrats and vote Democrat your 23 00:01:33.599 --> 00:01:37.920 entire life. Why did Colorado turn into California? Why is 24 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:41.000 the same thing happening in Utah? Why are they doing 25 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:43.959 it in Ohio? Apparently that race is neck and neck. 26 00:01:44.480 --> 00:01:49.359 Why is this happening because communists understand the mass importation 27 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:54.640 of foreigners helps alleviate the problem that Democrats simply aren't popular. 28 00:01:56.239 --> 00:01:59.519 They're not. That's why the mainstream media, all of them 29 00:01:59.560 --> 00:02:04.400 knew New York Times, CNN, NBC, you name it. They're 30 00:02:04.439 --> 00:02:08.919 all in the tank all the time for Democrats without fail. 31 00:02:09.080 --> 00:02:11.759 They know they have to be. If they deviate for 32 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:16.560 even a second, they know, the entire Democrat Party comes apart. 33 00:02:16.919 --> 00:02:20.599 The Democrat Party is held up by foreign barbarians, by 34 00:02:20.680 --> 00:02:25.680 government programs, by an education system completely run by communists, 35 00:02:26.159 --> 00:02:29.560 and by the American media. And if they didn't have 36 00:02:29.680 --> 00:02:33.960 those things, you and I we wouldn't have to worry 37 00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:38.120 about Democrats winning elections outside of the bluest parts of 38 00:02:38.159 --> 00:02:41.960 the country. If they didn't have those things, you'd see 39 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:47.800 places you think are solidly blue go blood red and 40 00:02:47.919 --> 00:02:53.159 Democrats know it. Remember, do you remember the biggest, probably 41 00:02:53.199 --> 00:02:57.280 the biggest Democrat freak out during Trump's presidency. He's been 42 00:02:57.280 --> 00:03:00.560 president for a year now. What was maybe their biggest 43 00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:03.360 freak out? It's hard to tell because those hysterical theater 44 00:03:03.479 --> 00:03:07.000 kids are always freaking out about something and texting each other. 45 00:03:08.599 --> 00:03:14.840 You know, it was the Doge stuff. What was Doge? Well, 46 00:03:14.840 --> 00:03:18.759 Elon Musk, rich, richest man in the world, obviously an 47 00:03:18.759 --> 00:03:23.599 incredible businessman. Elon Musk got involved in the government, and 48 00:03:23.719 --> 00:03:28.479 Elon Musk and his Doege team started bouncing around to 49 00:03:28.599 --> 00:03:32.360 different government agencies and they were, you know, they weren't 50 00:03:32.400 --> 00:03:34.680 doing very much as far as cutting things. They were 51 00:03:34.800 --> 00:03:38.719 essentially just doing audits. And I understand a little bit 52 00:03:38.719 --> 00:03:41.639 about how audits work because my wife used to do them. 53 00:03:41.719 --> 00:03:45.560 She's an accounting major. I know how they work. It's 54 00:03:45.879 --> 00:03:50.199 obviously I'm oversimplified. I don't want to downplay auditing, but 55 00:03:50.599 --> 00:03:55.919 it's fairly simple. Okay, this money went out, where did 56 00:03:55.960 --> 00:04:00.599 it go? Where's the receipt for it? Just give me 57 00:04:00.639 --> 00:04:03.080 an accounting of it, and if you can provide that accounting, 58 00:04:03.120 --> 00:04:07.319 it's a very simple process that if you can't, we 59 00:04:07.439 --> 00:04:12.039 might have a problem. Elon Musk starts bouncing around government 60 00:04:12.039 --> 00:04:17.879 agencies and none of them are passing audits. The Pentagon 61 00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:25.360 hasn't passed an audit in years. Millions, billion, trillions, let's 62 00:04:25.360 --> 00:04:30.800 be honest, trillions of dollars flowing through the Pentagon and 63 00:04:30.879 --> 00:04:36.160 they can't account for it. That was what made Democrats 64 00:04:36.199 --> 00:04:38.879 freak out the most, and the reason it made them 65 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:43.160 freak out the most is Democrats know they have to 66 00:04:43.319 --> 00:04:48.279 have taxpayer money in a roundabout way funding their party 67 00:04:48.759 --> 00:04:53.759 or their party disappears. They're not popular. They know they're 68 00:04:53.759 --> 00:04:58.560 not popular. They have to find these various fraudulent setups 69 00:04:58.879 --> 00:05:01.720 to swindle your money and use it to help them 70 00:05:01.759 --> 00:05:06.839 in elections. And without it it goes away. And look, 71 00:05:06.879 --> 00:05:10.639 the Trump administration, Pambondi's DOJ they're not going to take 72 00:05:10.680 --> 00:05:13.879 all this apart in three years. Even if Pambondi was 73 00:05:13.920 --> 00:05:15.920 what you and I wanted her to be, which she's not. 74 00:05:16.439 --> 00:05:19.240 But even if she was, it's not possible to take 75 00:05:19.399 --> 00:05:24.120 systems this complicated and this buried and expose them all 76 00:05:24.160 --> 00:05:26.199 and take them apart in three more years. It's not. 77 00:05:27.040 --> 00:05:28.519 But that goes back to what I was saying in 78 00:05:28.560 --> 00:05:31.639 the first hour. We need years more. We need years 79 00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:34.360 and years and years more. Four more years of Trump 80 00:05:34.399 --> 00:05:38.519 ain't near enough. We need rabid anti communists in the 81 00:05:38.560 --> 00:05:41.279 government for years. And if we do it, we'll take 82 00:05:41.279 --> 00:05:44.639 apart things like this. Five years after the twenty twenty election. 83 00:05:44.800 --> 00:05:47.920 This is from just the News, Georgia is still ground 84 00:05:48.120 --> 00:05:53.920 zero for election integrity problems. Isn't it funny that the 85 00:05:54.079 --> 00:05:58.360 three biggest states, well, you know what, I'll go ahead 86 00:05:58.360 --> 00:06:01.519 and call it four, trut I could call it five, 87 00:06:01.560 --> 00:06:04.399 but I'll call it four. The four biggest states for 88 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:14.839 election fraud are Arizona, Georgia, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania. Huh. Now, 89 00:06:14.879 --> 00:06:20.240 I'm kind of new to politics. What do all four 90 00:06:20.319 --> 00:06:29.959 of those states have in common? Arizona, Georgia, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. Huh? 91 00:06:30.199 --> 00:06:34.160 Those are all the swing states. Those are the states 92 00:06:34.160 --> 00:06:38.480 that decide who sits in the Oval office. And I 93 00:06:38.519 --> 00:06:42.680 guess it's just I guess it's purely a coincidence. Those 94 00:06:42.680 --> 00:06:45.759 are the states that seem to always have problems with 95 00:06:45.800 --> 00:06:50.959 the voter rules, mail in ballots, drop boxes, things like that, 96 00:06:51.480 --> 00:06:55.480 boarding up the windows on election night while they count 97 00:06:55.519 --> 00:06:59.639 the votes. Ex do some emails. Remember you can email 98 00:06:59.680 --> 00:07:04.199 me love your emails, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse, 99 00:07:04.759 --> 00:07:07.480 I'll not dive into the Maduro saga, but I'm wondering 100 00:07:07.519 --> 00:07:11.319 how we charge him with possessing machine guns though he 101 00:07:11.480 --> 00:07:14.720 seems not to have done so on the US dirt. Okay, 102 00:07:15.680 --> 00:07:20.319 I touched on this a little bit yesterday. Ignore the 103 00:07:20.439 --> 00:07:24.040 charges when it comes to Maduro, and I don't know 104 00:07:24.079 --> 00:07:26.720 whether any of those are going to stick or not stick, 105 00:07:26.759 --> 00:07:29.560 but some of them are, frankly, like the machine gun 106 00:07:29.639 --> 00:07:35.600 charges a little laughable. He is a foreign dictator from Venezuela. 107 00:07:35.680 --> 00:07:38.879 How are we charging him with machine gun? They're a 108 00:07:38.959 --> 00:07:44.600 little laughable. This was all done as a justification to 109 00:07:44.720 --> 00:07:49.000 remove a hostile foreign communist dictator who was working with 110 00:07:49.079 --> 00:07:53.680 our geopolitical enemies against the interests of the United States 111 00:07:53.720 --> 00:07:57.879 of America, namely China and also Russia. Of course Iran's 112 00:07:57.879 --> 00:07:59.560 in there as well. They're just less of a threat 113 00:07:59.560 --> 00:08:05.079 than anyone else. These charges are an excuse, Okay. I 114 00:08:06.160 --> 00:08:08.199 wish it was more in depth than that. I wish 115 00:08:08.279 --> 00:08:13.439 that wasn't the case, But the truth is, because of 116 00:08:13.480 --> 00:08:17.000 the world we live in now, very rarely can people 117 00:08:17.560 --> 00:08:21.120 be honest, even on our side. Be honest, and I 118 00:08:21.160 --> 00:08:24.000 would prefer everybody could just be honest. But I also 119 00:08:24.079 --> 00:08:27.399 understand the world in which we live. I also understand 120 00:08:27.439 --> 00:08:31.000 my honesty gets me in trouble in social situations a lot. 121 00:08:31.040 --> 00:08:33.200 If you don't believe me, just ask my wife. I 122 00:08:33.240 --> 00:08:36.960 don't like this polite facade we all have to try 123 00:08:37.000 --> 00:08:40.279 to build. Let's be honest. We remove Madurea because he 124 00:08:40.320 --> 00:08:42.679 was hostile to our interests. It wasn't because of drugs. 125 00:08:42.799 --> 00:08:45.440 It certainly wasn't because of machine guns. It wasn't even 126 00:08:45.480 --> 00:08:49.159 really because of oil. We removed Maduro because he's in 127 00:08:49.200 --> 00:08:53.519 our hemisphere, close to our shores, helping our enemies do 128 00:08:53.639 --> 00:08:56.480 bad things. We removed him because we were strong enough 129 00:08:56.519 --> 00:08:58.519 to remove him, and because he was too weak to 130 00:08:58.519 --> 00:09:03.399 stop usiod end of story. And you know what, I 131 00:09:03.480 --> 00:09:06.519 understand the Trump administration can't come out and say that 132 00:09:07.080 --> 00:09:10.159 I'm not insulting it at all. I'm not criticizing them 133 00:09:10.200 --> 00:09:14.559 at all. But I long for an era where we 134 00:09:14.600 --> 00:09:17.639 would just stand up and take that or just say that. 135 00:09:18.279 --> 00:09:21.759 I wish, look, they're threatening Mexico in Cuba. I wish 136 00:09:21.840 --> 00:09:23.639 we would just stand up. I wish we could just 137 00:09:23.679 --> 00:09:27.639 stand up and say Yeah, we're gonna take Cuba back. 138 00:09:28.039 --> 00:09:35.279 Why because I want to That's why what Chris. Yeah, Look, 139 00:09:35.600 --> 00:09:38.360 that's the thing Chris said. Not even China and Russia 140 00:09:38.440 --> 00:09:40.519 do stuff like that. They pretend too. I mean, you 141 00:09:40.519 --> 00:09:44.480 can hear Putin's explanations for Ukraine and everything else. It's all, well, 142 00:09:44.600 --> 00:09:48.080 you stole this, it was a violation in China. You're 143 00:09:48.080 --> 00:09:49.320 not wrong, Chris, You're not wrong. 144 00:09:49.720 --> 00:09:50.519 I know. 145 00:09:50.879 --> 00:09:53.639 That's why I wasn't insulting the Trump administration. That's just 146 00:09:53.720 --> 00:09:56.639 kind of how the world works now. You can't ever 147 00:09:56.720 --> 00:10:00.000 be completely honest with why you're doing what you're doing. 148 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:03.039 But when I saw the charges for Maduro and I 149 00:10:03.159 --> 00:10:06.960 saw I saw machine gun charges on there, I'll be honest, 150 00:10:07.000 --> 00:10:09.360 I laughed out loud. I thought it was great. Anyway, 151 00:10:09.399 --> 00:10:11.639 we'll do some more of these talk about tranny terror. 152 00:10:11.759 --> 00:10:17.559 Next it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful, 153 00:10:17.759 --> 00:10:21.279 Wonderful Tuesday. Remember you can download the show I heard 154 00:10:21.399 --> 00:10:27.879 spotify iTunes. Heg seth America's military is already surpassing last 155 00:10:27.960 --> 00:10:31.799 year's recruiting figures. You know, I gotta tell you, I'm shocked. 156 00:10:32.480 --> 00:10:36.320 Recruiting in this country fell off when the communists took 157 00:10:36.320 --> 00:10:40.639 over and told everyone they should be gay. Wow, that 158 00:10:40.679 --> 00:10:45.240 didn't inspire America's patriotic young people to go put on 159 00:10:45.279 --> 00:10:48.480 the uniform and risk their lives. But when young people 160 00:10:48.519 --> 00:10:51.679 turn on the television set and they see Delta Force 161 00:10:52.039 --> 00:10:56.720 fast roping from heroes into mansions, they say to themselves, Okay, 162 00:10:57.720 --> 00:11:02.320 I'd probably be okay with that. It's so much better 163 00:11:02.360 --> 00:11:04.559 now than it was. Don't forget to stop and smell 164 00:11:04.600 --> 00:11:07.279 the roses. We talk about this a lot. Stop every 165 00:11:07.279 --> 00:11:10.320 now and then and smell the roses. Remember the videos, 166 00:11:10.480 --> 00:11:14.159 Remember that Chris dig Up that army recruiting video. Remember 167 00:11:14.600 --> 00:11:19.279 Remember what the military just was just was we just 168 00:11:19.559 --> 00:11:23.000 had to suffer through all these recruiting shortfalls, and they 169 00:11:23.000 --> 00:11:25.440 would continue. They were always pretending like they didn't know 170 00:11:25.480 --> 00:11:28.200 what was happening. Well, let me tell you what was happening. 171 00:11:28.440 --> 00:11:31.639 If you're a young person, and let's say you're aspirational, 172 00:11:32.200 --> 00:11:34.279 maybe you want to get yourself out of a bad situation. 173 00:11:34.399 --> 00:11:36.240 Maybe you want to better yourself. Maybe you just want 174 00:11:36.240 --> 00:11:37.840 to serve your country. Maybe you want to see what 175 00:11:37.879 --> 00:11:40.759 you're made of. Maybe you're all of these things. You 176 00:11:40.840 --> 00:11:42.799 know what, you don't want to join you know what, 177 00:11:42.840 --> 00:11:45.080 you don't want to join this. 178 00:11:45.080 --> 00:11:47.720 This is the story of a soldier who operates your 179 00:11:47.840 --> 00:11:57.559 nation's patriot missile defense systems. It begins in California, but 180 00:11:57.679 --> 00:12:02.120 the little girl raised by two moms also marched for equality. 181 00:12:03.200 --> 00:12:05.399 I like to think I've been defending freedom from an 182 00:12:05.440 --> 00:12:05.879 early age. 183 00:12:06.080 --> 00:12:09.360 Jsh, turn it off, Just turn it on. You know 184 00:12:10.519 --> 00:12:16.000 that's seventeen year old state champion wrestler from Mississippi. He 185 00:12:16.039 --> 00:12:19.679 doesn't want to join that army. He's not interested in 186 00:12:19.879 --> 00:12:22.840 joining that, being part of that, So he goes and 187 00:12:22.840 --> 00:12:24.919 does something else. You knows something that's sad. This is 188 00:12:24.960 --> 00:12:26.559 a good thing. I want to get back to emails. 189 00:12:26.600 --> 00:12:30.600 But you know something that's sad. You don't know what 190 00:12:30.639 --> 00:12:35.360 you lost. You, oftentimes in life, don't know what you lost. 191 00:12:35.519 --> 00:12:38.120 An opportunity you missed because you didn't do this or 192 00:12:38.200 --> 00:12:44.639 didn't do that. How many studs in that four years 193 00:12:44.679 --> 00:12:49.559 of the Biden administration, how many studs did we lose 194 00:12:50.159 --> 00:12:54.519 because it enjoined? Because they wouldn't join you you know 195 00:12:54.600 --> 00:12:57.519 the answer is some. We'll never have a number. Who 196 00:12:57.519 --> 00:13:01.000 knows the number? We know the answer is some. I 197 00:13:01.080 --> 00:13:06.279 remember how loud every veteran buddy of mine I served 198 00:13:06.320 --> 00:13:09.559 with was that their kids were not allowed to join 199 00:13:09.879 --> 00:13:13.080 under the Biden administration. They were just simply not especially 200 00:13:13.399 --> 00:13:19.240 after Abbygate. How many studs did we lose? Sucks is 201 00:13:19.240 --> 00:13:23.559 what it is, Jesse. You think the tranny sensation nation 202 00:13:23.799 --> 00:13:27.759 having an anger manager. Oh, this guy's talking about the 203 00:13:27.759 --> 00:13:32.279 the tranny who vandalized jd Vance's home. Well, again, this 204 00:13:32.679 --> 00:13:35.399 comes back to I hate to keep dwelling on it, 205 00:13:35.440 --> 00:13:39.960 but it is the anniversary of January sixth. Manpower is finite, 206 00:13:41.480 --> 00:13:46.440 time is finite, money is finite. Even as large as 207 00:13:46.480 --> 00:13:52.120 the FBI is, they have field offices everywhere. There's only 208 00:13:52.159 --> 00:13:55.399 so many people in a field office. There are only 209 00:13:55.440 --> 00:13:58.919 so many hours in the day. The Federal Bureau of 210 00:13:59.000 --> 00:14:04.399 Investigation for four years, four years focused on this. 211 00:14:04.600 --> 00:14:10.480 That attack, that siege was criminal behavior, plain and simple. 212 00:14:10.519 --> 00:14:14.120 And his behavior that we the FBI view as domestic terrorism. 213 00:14:14.759 --> 00:14:18.840 It's got no place in our democracy and tolerating it 214 00:14:18.840 --> 00:14:21.600 would make a mockery of our nation's rule of law. 215 00:14:21.799 --> 00:14:25.720 The Justice Department will hold all January six perpetrators at 216 00:14:25.759 --> 00:14:29.960 any level accountable under the law, whether they were present 217 00:14:30.080 --> 00:14:34.320 that day or were otherwise criminally responsible for the assault 218 00:14:34.399 --> 00:14:36.000 on our democracy. 219 00:14:36.799 --> 00:14:40.720 Four years of that. While that was going on for 220 00:14:40.759 --> 00:14:46.120 four years, people in America were having their body parts 221 00:14:46.240 --> 00:14:50.360 chop chopped off in a doctor's office. They were being 222 00:14:50.399 --> 00:14:55.000 injected with all sorts of puberty blocker, mind altering stuff. 223 00:14:55.919 --> 00:14:59.360 And then they were going home and diving into the 224 00:14:59.559 --> 00:15:02.919 darkest parts of the Internet where they would join with 225 00:15:03.000 --> 00:15:06.519 other freaks and get more and more what Chris, They 226 00:15:06.559 --> 00:15:10.080 would get more and more violent, more and more desperate, 227 00:15:10.879 --> 00:15:14.559 more and more distant. And now we see them committing 228 00:15:14.639 --> 00:15:18.759 active violence after active violence, after active violence. And while 229 00:15:18.799 --> 00:15:23.080 the federal law enforcement arm was hunting, was hunting down 230 00:15:23.200 --> 00:15:28.200 me Mas from January sixth, the violent army of trannies, 231 00:15:28.679 --> 00:15:31.759 they were arming themselves, and they were getting ready to 232 00:15:31.799 --> 00:15:36.080 go kill as many school kids, Charlie Kirks and others 233 00:15:36.559 --> 00:15:41.000 as humanly possible. I just brought up the military recruiting 234 00:15:41.039 --> 00:15:45.919 and people we missed. Let's not forget how much damage 235 00:15:46.000 --> 00:15:51.120 was done in four years by the Biden administration. Damage 236 00:15:51.120 --> 00:15:55.720 that is lasting, damage that killed people. Damage we still 237 00:15:55.799 --> 00:15:59.240 feel to this day. They did a lot of harm. 238 00:16:00.039 --> 00:16:04.399 Whole lot of harm, all right, Jesse, Oh, this member 239 00:16:04.480 --> 00:16:07.879 my saying one hundred percent true. I've learned it in 240 00:16:08.000 --> 00:16:11.080 seven years of doing radio. The maddest one is always 241 00:16:11.120 --> 00:16:14.320 the dumbest one. If you get somebody who's mad at you, 242 00:16:14.360 --> 00:16:16.440 calling you names or telling you they're never going to 243 00:16:16.519 --> 00:16:20.639 listen there, or something like that. Almost every single time 244 00:16:21.080 --> 00:16:24.399 it is somebody got who got what you said wrong, 245 00:16:24.519 --> 00:16:27.039 completely wrong. They just either didn't hear you right, or 246 00:16:27.039 --> 00:16:30.519 they're just stupid or drunk or something like that. The 247 00:16:30.519 --> 00:16:33.759 maddest one is always the dumbest one. Listen to this, Jesse. 248 00:16:34.320 --> 00:16:37.480 You had me as a devout listener until you questioned 249 00:16:37.600 --> 00:16:41.679 Trump's arrest of Maduro. Time to leave your show silent. 250 00:16:44.399 --> 00:16:50.039 Nobody said that, you moron. You believe that because you're stupid, 251 00:16:50.879 --> 00:16:54.279 because you don't listen. I bet you're angry a lot, 252 00:16:55.039 --> 00:16:56.919 and you don't even realize. That's the sad part of 253 00:16:56.919 --> 00:16:59.600 being stupid. You don't even realize you're angry a lot. 254 00:17:00.159 --> 00:17:03.200 You didn't even hear things right. If that's what you heard, 255 00:17:03.399 --> 00:17:07.200 you're a moron. That is not at all what I said. 256 00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:10.680 Stop being stupid. You're making your life harder, all right, 257 00:17:11.319 --> 00:17:15.000 our cities, Hang on, It's the Jesse Kelly Show on 258 00:17:15.119 --> 00:17:19.759 a magnificent Tuesday. You can email us Jesse at jesse 259 00:17:19.960 --> 00:17:22.720 kellyshow dot com. Before we get to the cities. We've 260 00:17:22.720 --> 00:17:25.559 got a little war here with the HOA here on 261 00:17:25.640 --> 00:17:29.160 the staff. Then, let me just tell you when I 262 00:17:29.200 --> 00:17:31.640 first got married is Chris Corey. This is for you, guys, 263 00:17:31.640 --> 00:17:35.559 because you're going through this right now. War with HOA 264 00:17:36.119 --> 00:17:40.880 can be so much fun when you really now listen, Chris, 265 00:17:40.920 --> 00:17:44.000 when you realize the limits on their authority. So we 266 00:17:44.039 --> 00:17:48.039 first get married and we move in together. After we 267 00:17:48.079 --> 00:17:52.240 get married, we have a little house in Tucson, Arizona. 268 00:17:52.519 --> 00:17:58.720 There's this huge grassy common area behind our house. I'm 269 00:17:58.880 --> 00:18:01.920 mowing the lawn. It's not a yard big enough for 270 00:18:01.960 --> 00:18:03.799 any kind of a riding lawnmower, so it's just a 271 00:18:03.799 --> 00:18:06.240 hand pushed lawnmower, like guys do. I'm out there mowing 272 00:18:06.279 --> 00:18:09.480 the lawn. I mowed the lawn. I have one of 273 00:18:09.480 --> 00:18:11.920 those mowers that collects the grass clippings in the bag. 274 00:18:13.279 --> 00:18:18.319 Well the recycling and trash in this area, they wouldn't 275 00:18:18.319 --> 00:18:22.279 pick up the bags of grass clippings. I don't know why, Chris. 276 00:18:22.440 --> 00:18:25.079 The whole neighborhood was up in arms about it. Everyone 277 00:18:25.160 --> 00:18:27.720 started to freak out, what am I supposed to do 278 00:18:27.759 --> 00:18:30.119 with the grass clippings. I'm collecting the grass clippings, but 279 00:18:30.200 --> 00:18:32.519 you won't. Well, is everyone starting to freak out? It 280 00:18:32.559 --> 00:18:34.640 was one of those places where if the trash can 281 00:18:34.839 --> 00:18:37.480 was a foot away from where it should be, it 282 00:18:37.480 --> 00:18:41.559 was a nightmare. Nightmare. So I did what any red 283 00:18:41.599 --> 00:18:44.839 blooded American would do. I took my bags of grass 284 00:18:44.839 --> 00:18:47.680 clippings and went back to the common area of the 285 00:18:47.720 --> 00:18:51.480 grass area and just started dumping my grass clippings back there. 286 00:18:51.759 --> 00:18:57.880 I'm dumping the grass in the grass. That's what I did. Now, Ah, 287 00:18:58.119 --> 00:19:01.279 people are born. I'm convinced that you're born this way 288 00:19:01.400 --> 00:19:06.680 or not. Bob is a rule follower. She is a 289 00:19:06.799 --> 00:19:10.440 rule follower. I would I would stereotype this by saying 290 00:19:10.519 --> 00:19:13.920 women probably tend to be more rule followers than men. 291 00:19:14.599 --> 00:19:17.359 Men are going to be more rebellious types. And I'm 292 00:19:17.359 --> 00:19:19.400 not saying one is better than the other. I think 293 00:19:19.480 --> 00:19:22.319 we're made probably to balance each other. But it's very 294 00:19:22.400 --> 00:19:27.039 much that way in our marriage. Bob is the rule follower. No, 295 00:19:27.720 --> 00:19:30.559 the band said we had to be there twenty minutes 296 00:19:30.599 --> 00:19:33.119 ahead of time. I'm not showing up twenty minutes, but 297 00:19:33.160 --> 00:19:34.599 that's what they say. You know, you know what I mean. 298 00:19:34.640 --> 00:19:37.599 You know what I mean. So it doesn't take long 299 00:19:38.759 --> 00:19:41.759 and we get an email from the HOA saying, hey, 300 00:19:43.759 --> 00:19:47.000 that's your grass back there in the common area. Go 301 00:19:47.039 --> 00:19:50.440 clean it up. And I said, well, just throw it 302 00:19:50.480 --> 00:19:52.720 in the trash. Baby, Well, we can't just throw it 303 00:19:52.720 --> 00:19:56.079 in the trash. It's the HOA. They sent us a letter. Nah, 304 00:19:56.240 --> 00:19:58.880 throw it away. What are they gonna do? They said 305 00:19:58.920 --> 00:20:01.599 another letter? Of course, Hey, you still haven't picked up 306 00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:04.000 the grass. By this point, she's begging me. She's like, 307 00:20:04.279 --> 00:20:06.640 pick up the grass or whatever. I said, Now, I'll 308 00:20:06.640 --> 00:20:09.599 give him a call. I called him. She's sitting right 309 00:20:09.599 --> 00:20:12.640 there freaking out, and they tell me, whoa, you need 310 00:20:12.640 --> 00:20:15.319 to pick up your grass. You dumped your grass back there. Well, 311 00:20:15.359 --> 00:20:17.920 this is before the age of the ring doorbell. This 312 00:20:17.960 --> 00:20:21.920 is twenty years ago, almost twenty years ago. How do 313 00:20:21.960 --> 00:20:26.160 they know it's my grass? Okay, it's behind my yard, 314 00:20:26.200 --> 00:20:29.559 but anybody could have dumped their grass back there. I said, 315 00:20:29.559 --> 00:20:33.319 it's not my grass. And completely This is the point 316 00:20:33.319 --> 00:20:35.480 I want to get through to you, Chris and Corey 317 00:20:35.599 --> 00:20:41.079 and every single person listening. The most bottom of the 318 00:20:41.079 --> 00:20:45.319 barrel losers in your area. Those are the people who 319 00:20:45.400 --> 00:20:50.039 run for HOA. They're people who have they hate their life. 320 00:20:50.200 --> 00:20:52.039 They hate their life, they hate their lot of life. 321 00:20:52.519 --> 00:20:56.880 They're desperate for just the tiniest taste of power, and 322 00:20:56.920 --> 00:21:00.720 they're people that if you challenge them, it will completely 323 00:21:00.720 --> 00:21:03.680 come undone. I'm on the phone with a home owned association. 324 00:21:03.799 --> 00:21:06.559 They say it's your grass and I said, no, it'stop that. 325 00:21:06.680 --> 00:21:10.640 It's completely froze on the phone. Well we know it's 326 00:21:10.680 --> 00:21:15.359 your grass. I said, yeah, how do you know that? Well, 327 00:21:15.359 --> 00:21:17.359 it's right behind your lawn. I said, do you have 328 00:21:17.400 --> 00:21:20.319 some video of something? By the way, totally my grass? 329 00:21:20.400 --> 00:21:23.480 I said, do you have video or any kind of evidence? 330 00:21:23.519 --> 00:21:25.240 Do you have a witness? All the neighbors were on 331 00:21:25.279 --> 00:21:27.279 my side. Do you have a witness? Do you have 332 00:21:27.559 --> 00:21:31.079 any way to prove that it's my grass? You need 333 00:21:31.079 --> 00:21:33.119 to pick up your grass or there will be a fine. 334 00:21:33.359 --> 00:21:36.640 And I said no, you don't understand. I'm not picking 335 00:21:36.720 --> 00:21:39.319 up anything. If you would like the grass picked up, 336 00:21:39.519 --> 00:21:41.720 I suggest you get off your fat butt. That's when 337 00:21:41.720 --> 00:21:44.039 ob lost it because I actually said that, I suggest 338 00:21:44.119 --> 00:21:47.000 you get off your fat butt and saunter out to 339 00:21:47.079 --> 00:21:50.720 the yard and pick up all those grass clippings right yourself. 340 00:21:50.799 --> 00:21:52.279 And I told her on the phone. I said, and 341 00:21:52.359 --> 00:21:54.200 you can use your teeth if you want. Lady, I 342 00:21:54.240 --> 00:21:57.559 don't care. Go pick up the grass. It ain't my grass, 343 00:21:57.680 --> 00:22:01.599 and I ain't picking anything up. Look. It felt like 344 00:22:01.599 --> 00:22:04.359 five minutes. It was probably thirty seconds of just dead 345 00:22:04.400 --> 00:22:07.480 silence on the other end of the phone, and then click. 346 00:22:07.640 --> 00:22:09.960 She just hung up the phone. Never heard from him again. 347 00:22:11.279 --> 00:22:16.000 Never underestimate the fun that a good fight with an 348 00:22:16.240 --> 00:22:20.480 hoa can be. I'm telling you, Chris, it's like picking 349 00:22:20.480 --> 00:22:22.960 on somebody with one arm. You know you can win. 350 00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:28.880 What Chris is? What now? Chris said, they have my 351 00:22:29.000 --> 00:22:31.759 money and I can't do anything about it. Think about 352 00:22:31.759 --> 00:22:33.400 it this way. This is where you're looking at it wrong. 353 00:22:35.119 --> 00:22:39.039 They have your money because you are paying for a service. 354 00:22:39.599 --> 00:22:42.319 They are there to provide you with a service. You 355 00:22:42.400 --> 00:22:45.920 think that there's some governing body. They're not a governing body. No, 356 00:22:46.200 --> 00:22:51.359 go mow the common areas. No you, I'm paying you. 357 00:22:51.359 --> 00:22:55.000 You work for me. I don't work for you. Learn 358 00:22:55.119 --> 00:22:57.759 to embrace it, Chris, have a good time. Do you 359 00:22:57.759 --> 00:23:00.640 want me to get ahold of him? I will, Chris? 360 00:23:00.920 --> 00:23:01.359 What what? 361 00:23:05.720 --> 00:23:07.960 Chris? Just give me the phone number and let me 362 00:23:08.039 --> 00:23:11.119 work it. Out. I'll handle it all all. I promise 363 00:23:11.240 --> 00:23:13.799 I'll be pretty nice. I will, yes, I will, ye, 364 00:23:13.920 --> 00:23:17.279 I will. Chris doesn't believe me. Jesse. I want to 365 00:23:17.319 --> 00:23:19.160 personally thank you for all the good you do, you 366 00:23:19.240 --> 00:23:22.240 love of our beautiful country. Also, thank you so much 367 00:23:22.279 --> 00:23:24.640 for your service as a marine. I really want to 368 00:23:24.680 --> 00:23:28.079 thank you for introducing me to Pure Talk. I was 369 00:23:28.119 --> 00:23:30.839 with AT and T for ten years. I finally made 370 00:23:30.839 --> 00:23:33.079 the switch to pure Talk last year after hearing about 371 00:23:33.119 --> 00:23:36.160 it on your show. It is absolutely amazing, he puts 372 00:23:36.200 --> 00:23:39.319 in capital letters. This year, I switched my parents over 373 00:23:39.359 --> 00:23:42.240 to pure Talk. My dad is a veteran and being 374 00:23:42.319 --> 00:23:45.319 so old, laugh out loud. The guy says he isn't 375 00:23:45.319 --> 00:23:48.799 the most technological man. And let me tell you, the 376 00:23:48.839 --> 00:23:52.359 people at pure talk are the absolute best. They were 377 00:23:52.400 --> 00:23:55.240 so patient and so very kind while helping him get 378 00:23:55.240 --> 00:23:57.680 set up, and my dad told me it's the best 379 00:23:57.680 --> 00:24:00.720 service he's ever had with a cell phoned company. Thank 380 00:24:00.759 --> 00:24:03.759 you for introducing us. Didn't say I could say his name, 381 00:24:03.799 --> 00:24:06.960 so I will not. He did say, PS, salad sucks. 382 00:24:08.720 --> 00:24:10.480 This is part of what I loved about switching to 383 00:24:10.519 --> 00:24:12.799 pure Talk. When I tell you to switch to pure talk, 384 00:24:12.839 --> 00:24:15.680 the veteran led company that it's on the same network 385 00:24:15.759 --> 00:24:18.599 and it's gonna cost you way less. The only reason 386 00:24:18.720 --> 00:24:20.799 people don't do it, maybe the only reason you haven't 387 00:24:20.839 --> 00:24:23.920 done it is this, it's gonna be a pain. I 388 00:24:23.920 --> 00:24:26.599 thought the exact same thing. I hate these phones and 389 00:24:26.680 --> 00:24:30.480 the technology, the Bluetooth that I can't They just walked 390 00:24:30.519 --> 00:24:32.799 you through it, and it made They made it so easy. 391 00:24:33.079 --> 00:24:36.599 It's easy. Dial pound two five zero on your phone 392 00:24:37.119 --> 00:24:43.960 and say save now, pound two five zero, save now. 393 00:24:44.359 --> 00:24:49.559 It's easy. You might even enjoy a customer service experience effective. Immediately, 394 00:24:50.200 --> 00:24:54.319 Seattle police will no longer enforce drug crimes and will 395 00:24:54.359 --> 00:25:00.960 refer offenders to diversion. I saw a video was yesterday 396 00:25:01.839 --> 00:25:05.799 and it was from not Tokyo, Osaka, Japan. And the 397 00:25:05.880 --> 00:25:08.119 video was not about politics, It was not about crime 398 00:25:08.240 --> 00:25:10.680 or anything else. I forget what the guy was doing. 399 00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:13.240 It was a Japanese food thing. I think he was 400 00:25:13.240 --> 00:25:16.720 on a food tour, whatever it was. But the video 401 00:25:16.759 --> 00:25:18.920