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Speaker 2: Protest too much. I don't think they've had sex in

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twelve years. Same with the Debros. Get out of here.

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Speaker 1: Fuck.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Hello, welcome to another Brands Maga new episode of

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Speaker 1: I'm Dylan. That is Pat.

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Speaker 2: Great to be here.

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Speaker 1: Ruby is joining us from across the pond.

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Speaker 3: She is sipping on a bottled Macha latte and that is.

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Speaker 1: That is New York state of mind.

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Speaker 3: That's my little sissy over there in New York.

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Speaker 4: Hi, Jill, how are you?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: And just to remind the audience, this show is sponsored

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by two wonderful sponsors. We have Lola and we have

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Vaya Ruby.

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Speaker 3: Wait till you feel this pot and this blanket in tandem,

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my gosh.

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Speaker 2: Go together.

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Speaker 1: So listen. A pretty tough thing just hit the studio.

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Speaker 3: Pat realized that he was drinking non alcoholic craft cocktails

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and he's recovered, but it's still were on shaky ground.

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Speaker 2: Yeah literally literally, I'm shaking going through with all.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I had no idea. How much were those Oh they

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were so expensive. They were like three bucks a can.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're very pretty cans, but they they say,

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and I and I have to give you credit. They

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say in quite fine print non alcoholic, which is like, what.

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Speaker 1: Are you doing?

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Speaker 4: Do they look alcoholic doing?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna give fucking people delirium tremens or something.

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You know. I mean, think about what would have happened

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to you if you spent it afternoon sucking those things down.

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Speaker 1: You could have died.

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Speaker 2: You could have died, or at least my would shake

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all night when I tried to sleep.

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Speaker 3: iTunes ratings five stars, kind Words, Spotify. If you're listening there,

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get in the comments. Let us know you think about everything.

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Miami is at patreon dot com, Slash another podcast network,

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and so is APS os PMC the latest APS roops.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear it?

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Speaker 2: Pat?

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Speaker 1: Learning about benmel?

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Speaker 4: That was? And Pat, I have to reiterate this, like

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your go when we get you whatever credit card we

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we you get, you're going to buy a home with it,

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Like I'm I'm so excited. You're just going to go

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to the moon and it's going to be great.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, if if you do it correctly, or

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if you had done it correctly, you could have been

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on that flight with Lauren Sanchez and Katie Perry through points.

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I mean, really, that's the kind of thing you can do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what Dylan's referencing is that I don't have a

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credit card. Yes, and I have amazing credit.

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Speaker 3: Pat has not had a credit card ten years, ten years.

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Speaker 4: And you have a business that also does require you,

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I imagine sometimes to purchase things that you could then it's

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just it's about points, and you can acquire so much

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of them. You also have children. They're expensive. Side note, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Now i'd want to plug PMC.

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Speaker 1: Oh and oh she's back. No, she's not.

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Speaker 2: Oh Ruby, you were saying, you were saying.

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Speaker 4: A cultural moment I never want to forget. Mariah Carey

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was recently in an interview and someone referenced like Katy

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Perry in the interview and they were like, oh, like

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Katy Perry like going to space and she did not

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know that, and she was like, where did she go?

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aspire to be. Is that unaware of what I am

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I am very checked out, not quite like

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Mariah though maybe. Uh PMZ is arguably one of the

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best shows on the network, and this week I haven't

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean to honor mgk's new release, Lost Americana.

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most weeks. We highlighted mgk's Jim Carrey performance on The

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Late Show with Jimmy Fallon, and both of us were

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made very uncomfortable. So I go to patron dot comversation

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on the podcast network. Thank you very much for supporting

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the show. Don you a little a little bit more.

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We are here to talk about the Real Housewives of

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Orange County. I loved this episode. They went back to

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my old stomping grounds, New Orleans, Louisiana.

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Speaker 2: Is that where you went for six months to waste

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your parents' money?

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Speaker 3: Just a year my old stomping grounds, New Orleans, Louisiana

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sat atop the really big river. I actually really enjoyed

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this episode. I thought it was a fantastic just center

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slice of what can bring us. I love seeing Tamara

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on her heels because you know that she's about to

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overreact and I'm really looking forward to that.

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Speaker 2: Uh seventy tits, seventy tits, We'll be go ahead, Okay.

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Speaker 4: I loved hearing this, many women say fatty photo this

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many times I thought learning that Terry Debro wears lyft,

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I didn't know that that to me. I mean, that's

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thirty five CC's right there. Yeah, I'm creating seeing this.

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Speaker 2: Is Oh, it's tips.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm so sorry. Pat, I'm sorry. It's Tita, and

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I will give it eighty four tits.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, So what I'm enjoying is the downfall of

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tam Rat her. I mean, I know it was a teaser,

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but she's stilling the heat at this table, and I

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believe she leaves and then texts multiple cast members that

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Speaker 3: Yes, the teaser for next week will be that she

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Speaker 2: Okay, hello, twenty seventeen, tam Rat, You're back. This is

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so overdone. It's very much like Shannon Bador. I'm done.

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Speaker 4: I'm done.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're never done. We'll tell you when you're done.

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Speaker 4: You running off screen saying you will never see my

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face again. Bye, we did, and.

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Speaker 1: We will, and we won't tell you when you're done.

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Speaker 3: You will grovel and beg for it to not be done,

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and then we will tell you that it's done.

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Speaker 2: That's right now, Tam Rat's interesting.

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Speaker 3: I mean because Jax Taylor, Jax Taylor is volunteering to

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drug tests to stay on the valley.

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Speaker 2: But not on Mondays, not on federal holidays and days

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that ended. Why, but any other day than that you

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can drug test him because he wants.

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Speaker 4: To cruise because of his little boy.

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Speaker 2: Because it's the greatest thing that he's ever done, aside

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from finding that high quality cocaine dealer that he did

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's more of a sound, all right. Tam Rat,

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easy kills now. Back in the day, tam Rat would

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and that was very entertaining. She went for Gretchen. Gretchen

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days left to live, and she went up to bang

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her boyfriend at bass Lake.

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changed their stripes? And I feel like you could make

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a lot of hay with this, because you do lovely

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the Tiger's not lost the stripes, but the incisors are

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a little worn. So this tiger has had to resort

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she's got a picture where she was disgusting to be fatty.

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Speaker 2: She looked like a fucking offensive lineman. That's how fat

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I want to get Ruby's opinion on this. I think

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sometimes you can just be mean and do horrible things

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to a cast member, but you have to be punching

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up or at least laterly her going after Jen with

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something like this, I feel like Jen is like a

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broken little bird and I'm just not feeling it. Go ahead, Ruby,

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Speaker 1: Would be Randy Jackson. Sorry, sorry it was.

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Speaker 3: He was at the end of the American Idol table

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and he just said I'm just not feeling and then

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threw it to you.

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Speaker 1: So I said, Randy.

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Speaker 2: Jackson, okay.

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Speaker 4: And I didn't know that that was something that like

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is not a larger African American man, so that's what

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he is for me. You'll forgive me.

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Speaker 3: No problem, no problem.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this would be like Heather de Brow making fun

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It's just like, oh, what's wrong with you? But not

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actually that bad because Tamra isn't that much anything more

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than Jen. They're actually pretty similar.

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you want to win Old Patty's hardback, you go for

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the big, the big shot there. You take down HD.

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knows where the bodies are buried.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, take down HD, take down HD.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into it. How many tits We'll

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give it fourteen tits? All right.

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Speaker 3: So qu Queen Latifa is in the garage.

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Speaker 1: Now, it's odd.

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Speaker 3: Uh, I'm trying to like put my finger on why

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this is so wrong. It's this weird thing where you

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get these little insights into people. And we know Meatball,

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so we're stuck with her. But if you kind of

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knew Meatball and she was like, oh, that's my vacuum,

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Queen Latifa, like, you'd be like, oh, God, damn it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be ah fuck, I don't want

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to go to this party.

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I can't have these two, these two trash balls, Like

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the two of them just taint the rest of the batch.

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They really do. And Emily, get over your storyline and

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obsession with having a couple of cocktails and lifting up

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another cast member's skirts and talking about their vagina. I'm

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over it. I'm over it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right, Randy, hear you a pitchy?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 3: So Gina's throwing a shin dig Emily gets their rings

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the bell seventy times. I don't care how well I

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know you, I do not care.

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Speaker 4: I I thought about, like if this had happened and

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it was my party and it was a little like

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I was a little stressed or trying to like gather things,

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and this happened. There's a chance that I just wouldn't

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answer the door. Yeah, I would just say no, I

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won't let you in because.

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Speaker 3: Whoever that is, I don't want to see. At this moment,

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I'm trying to get the lemonade in the containers.

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Speaker 1: And I don't need this sound. Emily is a lot.

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Speaker 3: But she's having a good time. She's excited to see

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her friend.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, definitely. Hey, what's the was the private

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chef actually at the party?

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Speaker 1: Yah? Her food looked like slop.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, a private chef involves the chef

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it's dropped off. It's called catering. Yeah, there's a distinction there.

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Speaker 3: Well, and and and I know that they were getting

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ready to go to New Orleans, but jumbalaya is just

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guess it makes sense, But we're doing jumpalaya in the

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Orange County.

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Speaker 2: The wife's crill, So that's a dish that we get

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when the family comes over.

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Speaker 1: I get that. I get that. You don't like it.

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Speaker 2: No, I hate it.

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Speaker 4: I hate it is Gina creole. No, so you know

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there's a difference.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it did look like there was some kind

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of filmed cheese soup sitting in a cross discussing.

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Speaker 2: Let me help out here. We get a tour of

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the house, and I want to hear your opinions on this,

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and I don't want to seem like a judgy little bitch.

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But the house looked like a Oh, there's the bunk beds.

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That's the TACKI wall de corp I bought from home goods.

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There's no bowling alley, there's no screening.

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Speaker 1: Room, right right.

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Speaker 2: Feel free to what you do when you own that

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kind of house, as I have done, is feel free

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to just walk around if you want to check it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes,

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this is the twenty inch square inch s bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, behold right.

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Speaker 3: If you don't have a yard long, perfectly cleaned tube

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of nerds ropes or nerds clusters.

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Speaker 1: In your theater, I don't need that tour.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 4: You know what I will say is we have to

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remember how far Gene has come. And I think that's

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what this is about. Jen opening the laundry room door

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and then having it be like kind of organized and

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like not an absolute disaster like she was hoping that

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it would be that. This is where she just shoved

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everything that made me want to close fist, puncher in

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the face a little bit, yeah, a little bit, and

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then saying, oh, I love laundry rooms. Oh is that

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what you opened the door that you had no idea

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what was behind it? Don't do that?

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Speaker 3: Wait?

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Speaker 1: Wait, who was that? Jen?

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Speaker 4: Jen?

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Speaker 2: Did that?

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Speaker 1: M I like Jen?

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Speaker 2: She normally doesn't engage in.

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Speaker 1: That type of behavior.

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Speaker 3: Well, Tamara's got very very intense social anxiety right now.

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And good let's say you know, I mean, Tamaran, you're

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kind of a cut, so yeah, I understand why. I mean,

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if you're constantly going into rooms where everybody hates you

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because you're kind of a cut again, then if you're

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gonna have anxiety, you know, that's just kind of what.

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Speaker 2: But did you hear why? She explained why she's currently

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failing anxiety. She says, it's uh, since she chatted with Jen,

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she feels like people are coming for her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, interesting, Tamarat, because that's how you've behaved with every

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cast member for your entire duration on this show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, so you know it's it's tough.

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Speaker 3: I feel for you know, she's really she's really going

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through it.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 2: By the way, it's also worth mentioning the ladies learned

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that Jen and tam Rat meant and she was accused

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of being a single white female. Yes, and then Meet

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Paul announces that she's seen the pick of her being

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a former fatty.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And it's important to note that

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also Shanna Badoor does show up with nine supplements.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so I need to go through this very quickly.

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So Heather shows up with something that is egregiously large

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for this home that she if she actually thought about,

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this is a very very selfish, stupid gift to give Gina.

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There is no counter space. She can't do this.

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Speaker 2: I was thinking about that's what you get for a

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wedding gift, Ruby.

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Speaker 4: Maybe, but not for a housewarming where you know that

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she can't do this. So don't do this, Patrick. I

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also would sell it and then thank you for it.

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Shannon bringing the most annoyingly. This is a callback to

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one of her old taglines. It was whatever she brought nine. Yeah,

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so this is a selfish, stupid gift again Shannon, and

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Shannon is very and it was I kind of liked

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to see this because again I'm you know, Meatball is Meetball,

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like honestly good for met Ball. I'm happy for it.

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She she's fucking been through it and she's come out

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in a good way. Shannon is really sad that that's happening,

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not to her, because she couldn't be further from being good.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't want to date me, now, hold on Ruby.

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Speaker 2: It would appear to me later on the episode when

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Meetball starts talking to somebody about that ex wife of Travis's,

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they're back on shaky ground.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sheena herself. I'm saying like she is, like she

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feels like a secured person. She's at least she fucking

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is making money. Shannon is. I don't think I believe

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made the.

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Speaker 1: Money because she was on Hotel of Love, which.

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Speaker 2: We learned was a complete sham.

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Speaker 4: She was sham.

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Speaker 1: She was on Hotel of Love right where you meant

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Philip and A's.

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Speaker 2: And Earl the Pearl and none of them wanted to

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be intimate with her. Could have fooled me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they looked like they were trying to freaking.

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Speaker 4: Get some you know, like you know what, and this

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is kind of awkward. But I don't know if you

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guys have friends like this. I truly don't think that

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I do. But when your friend is like a solid

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six and they only go after ten's and you're like,

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I don't know what you do here, I don't know

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what to tell you.

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Speaker 1: And would you say Philip is a ten or looks

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like Obama?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I would, Dylan, I would say that Philip is

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probably a ten.

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Speaker 3: Philip looks like he owns a wax museum that's not popular.

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Speaker 4: Philip is very wealthy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, he looks like he owns a very unpopular

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wax museum.

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Speaker 1: So that's all.

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Speaker 3: We get outside and we talk about the fat photo

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a little bit some more. But the anxiety that Tamra

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is experiencing is because of what's going on with Teddy,

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who was recently on Jess mel Lima's podcast at the

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weaf of Time about it.

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Speaker 1: And they've cut I.

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Speaker 3: Think seventy five videos from that interview. I didn't know

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there were seventy five videos to cut, but evidently it's

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a very inspiring interview.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to say this. I think Ruby's gonna

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agree with me. Perhaps this is the city in me.

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Tamrat is using Teddy's illness this season as a crutch.

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Speaker 1: And can I tell you something.

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Speaker 3: I resent Tamra from making me suspicious of her emotions

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surrounding her friend's death or cancer.

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Speaker 1: Whoa sorry, whoa sorry? Yeah cancer knock on wood, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that we were trying from the universe. But I

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agree with you though, because here's the thing. Nobody knows, well,

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the universe didn't really like that, did she?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: I mean pat just said cancer sucks and then looked

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at me, and I was like, why.

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Speaker 2: That's the slogan? Okay, so this is we're all here.

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Jen questions the girls about that photo that's going around,

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which she hasn't seen. But she looks like an offensive lineman,

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and which is she's way nice.

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Speaker 3: She looks like a normal person. Offensive linemen are over

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three hundred pounds.

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Speaker 4: So if Jen looked like an offensive lineman, I want

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to really think about if she was over three hundred

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pounds walking around Orange County.

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Speaker 2: She was beautiful in the photo, well.

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Speaker 1: Did she?

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Speaker 3: Yes, of course she did. She did not look like

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freaking Quentin Nelson.

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Speaker 4: She looks like a normal person. What did she spend

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money on surgery or live in Orange County?

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Speaker 1: Right? But she got there, darre to dream.

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Speaker 3: So Gretchen and Tamara have a little fireball throwing contest.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm calling it. I love Gretchen is.

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Speaker 3: Gretchen is capable, more so than any of the women

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that I've seen on this show in the last two

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three years, to sit in the pocket and composedly take

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Tamra to task. And Tamara is absolutely She's been detonated

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by Gretchen twice now at Hotpot and here also at

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Heather Debra's party. Gretchen is unflappable in the face of

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that gargoyle's antics.

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Speaker 1: And I love it, god Vie.

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Speaker 4: It's because she's had thirty three years to prepare since

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they've been on TV last And I don't think that

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this is a reality TV hatred. I think that this

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is a deep and a soul type of like, I

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will never not be coming for you, you bitch.

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Speaker 2: Tam Rat has always been prepared. You can tell she's

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coming in there. She has her one liner. She generally

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has a plan unless she drinks too much. Gretchen is

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outplanning her. Gretchen is well prepared, as you pointed out, composed, Yeah,

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and she's ready to do damage. And she also has

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Ruby pointed out has studied her for thirty three and

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a half years and now knows her weak spots. Tamrat

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is absolutely miserable this entire episode because she's realizing her

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like very strong, sharp witted character that she's created is

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just being just leveled. It's enjoyable to watch.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it'd be more enjoyable if you were on

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a little bit of Via.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Matt.

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a VIA treat.

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Speaker 2: I want to feel comfortable in my body. In an

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hour from now, I'm going to meet Quentin's new class.

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It's our first day of meet the other parents. I'm

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going to take something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you have to when you're doing that kind

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of thing, But listen, you know what would make you

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even more comfortable in that situation. Tell me a big, big,

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big fluffy blanket. I mean, think about Pat going to

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parent teacher and I he's not comfortable.

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Speaker 1: What does he do?

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Speaker 3: He throws a big pink shawl over himself, made of

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ninety five.

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Speaker 2: Like a shroud.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Lola is the best. Okay, it is perfect for home

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aesthetic one. Lola instantly elevates your space.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: It's unbelievably soft, beautifully designed, and makes your home feel

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cozy and curated. Okaya is my go to gift moving forward.

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Speaker 1: It just is.

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Speaker 3: It's personal, beautiful and something people actually use every day.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what it's made out of. It

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feels like I'm in heaven when I lay on top

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of it or lay over me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And we should amend this.

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Speaker 3: We said we had the excels. We don't even know

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what the excels are. We got the larges. Okay, it's

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perfect for coosinging up solo or with somebody else, but

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the excel is massive. They call it the biggest blanket

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on the internet.

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Speaker 2: Really yeah, I got to get my hands on that

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because the whole family we like to do TV nights

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and we want to just have a blanket sprawled all

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over our bodies.

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Speaker 3: You can do it for a limited time. Our listeners

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478
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to the show, so h listen here, cutiepie, we see

479
00:23:59,599 --> 00:24:03,880
Emily as damn. I'm wondering what does Shane do with that?

480
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 1: All that ass.

481
00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:10,640
Speaker 2: Shall protest too much. I don't think they've had sex

482
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:14,000
in twelve years. Same with the Debros. Get out of here.

483
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,240
Those people are so shallow. The only person they'd have

484
00:24:16,279 --> 00:24:19,119
sex with is themselves, right I believe that?

485
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, I think so. But we're going to

486
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,559
New Orleans, the place where Tamara just was with Teddy,

487
00:24:26,079 --> 00:24:28,720
and Tamara is not happy. She was just there and

488
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:32,279
had a traumatic memory that h transpired with Teddy where

489
00:24:32,319 --> 00:24:35,119
she fell. And this is this is where I was

490
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:39,519
really grossed out by tam Rat. Yeah, just in the

491
00:24:39,559 --> 00:24:41,680
fact that I didn't trust her, and I was like,

492
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,720
what a gross thing to feel. And I was like,

493
00:24:43,759 --> 00:24:44,839
that's not my fault, that's her.

494
00:24:45,039 --> 00:24:47,279
Speaker 2: Can I tell you though, it's your sixth sense, it's

495
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:51,519
your instincts, and they're probably right. Yeah, when something's telling.

496
00:24:51,319 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 4: You, Yeah, yeah, I just won really quickly to go back.

497
00:24:58,119 --> 00:24:59,880
Shane likes ass stuff.

498
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 1: Does he?

499
00:25:01,799 --> 00:25:05,880
Speaker 2: Yes, so she's proclaimed on the show. So he makes

500
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a football helmet.

501
00:25:08,519 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 4: Okay, so okay, I don't know, but he also has

502
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,240
said that anyways.

503
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 3: What do you what are you talking about?

504
00:25:20,759 --> 00:25:23,079
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna keep going and not allow him to Yeah,

505
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:28,079
dig any further, So give me. I what Tammer does.

506
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 1: Here is so I'm gonna go back to it though.

507
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 4: No we can't, because again, it's the whole so deep,

508
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,079
it's like we're gonna lose light soon.

509
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 3: No, I want to get to the core because I'm

510
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:41,240
very confused at the logistics of this, because if you're

511
00:25:41,279 --> 00:25:46,519
implying then he's trying to cover up Emily. The football

512
00:25:46,559 --> 00:25:49,480
helmet certainly wouldn't do it. You can still see through

513
00:25:49,599 --> 00:25:52,920
the front, and he's slamming away with his tiny little

514
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,400
body from behind, so he's not looking at her face

515
00:25:55,839 --> 00:26:01,039
either way. I I'm not sure what a football would accomplish,

516
00:26:01,279 --> 00:26:04,519
not even sure what a black abu grabe kind of

517
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,000
bag would accomplish. If he's slamming away at her from behind,

518
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,440
it she's watching forensic files. I don't think that you

519
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,759
really need any headgear.

520
00:26:11,799 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 2: But I don't even know why I brought it up. Okay, Ruby,

521
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,680
you were saying, I.

522
00:26:16,559 --> 00:26:19,319
Speaker 4: Was saying that what Tamara does here is so exactly

523
00:26:19,319 --> 00:26:22,200
what you said, Dylan. It is the self awareness that

524
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,960
you have is great. It isn't our fault. It's her

525
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,440
fault for making a sync that this is demonic and monstrous.

526
00:26:26,559 --> 00:26:30,599
But what she does is she looks around once her

527
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:34,720
eyes have welled right, and a couple people look at

528
00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:39,519
her and don't recognize it, okay, fast enough, So she

529
00:26:39,759 --> 00:26:44,799
must do something to get more attention, and that involves

530
00:26:44,799 --> 00:26:51,440
walking away. And I I just don't. I don't buy it.

531
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,000
I'm sorry, I really don't. I do not believe that

532
00:26:54,799 --> 00:26:57,000
this is having this type of effect on her. And

533
00:26:57,039 --> 00:26:59,920
if I'm wrong, I apologize, But I think that she

534
00:27:00,279 --> 00:27:01,559
is weaponizing this right now.

535
00:27:01,799 --> 00:27:03,640
Speaker 1: You're very sorry, but we feel this.

536
00:27:04,079 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 2: It's three three judges. We all agree little pitchy and

537
00:27:09,799 --> 00:27:11,839
also Ruby, I don't know if you touched on this,

538
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,200
but also makes her bulletproof for the moment. No one's

539
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,640
going to attack you in a moment like this. I

540
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,200
wouldn't put it past tam Rat either.

541
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,799
Speaker 3: Well let's get a little Daria who is writing songs

542
00:27:24,839 --> 00:27:26,200
of cannibal love.

543
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 2: Oh well, yeah, she's working on catchy little jingle called

544
00:27:29,839 --> 00:27:33,160
Ugly Angel, Yeah about cannibalism.

545
00:27:33,279 --> 00:27:35,319
Speaker 3: I think her. I think her music is good.

546
00:27:35,559 --> 00:27:36,279
Speaker 2: I haven't heard it.

547
00:27:37,279 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: Have you heard it?

548
00:27:38,839 --> 00:27:41,519
Speaker 4: No? But what I will say is I appreciate Tamar

549
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,759
trying to get her daughter paid, you know, like get

550
00:27:43,759 --> 00:27:49,599
your girl, good for you. I also want less of this.

551
00:27:49,839 --> 00:27:51,279
If we can please.

552
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,400
Speaker 1: Sure, Now we're speaking of something we want less of.

553
00:27:54,519 --> 00:27:55,759
We get back to these.

554
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,559
Speaker 2: I want more Eddie, where is he?

555
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we give one on the show. We get

556
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:07,000
back to the little Luke in his struggles with food.

557
00:28:07,279 --> 00:28:09,160
Now a.

558
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:15,279
Speaker 3: Football helmet herself is cooking some ground beef in a pan,

559
00:28:15,599 --> 00:28:18,759
and Little Luke comes up to her and says, what's

560
00:28:18,799 --> 00:28:20,799
that And she says, it's beef.

561
00:28:20,839 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 1: Do you want some? And he runs away? And that's

562
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,319
the thing that kind of triggers her her spiral.

563
00:28:27,799 --> 00:28:29,880
Speaker 3: And it's not a spiral. I understand that Emily is

564
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:34,160
very scared, and I get that. But Emily, if you

565
00:28:34,319 --> 00:28:40,440
offer partially cooked ground beef to perhaps even a dog,

566
00:28:40,599 --> 00:28:41,519
they might run away.

567
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,119
Speaker 2: That's right. So it's odd and scary. Yeah, there's steam.

568
00:28:45,359 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: It's steam. It's half brown, it's half red.

569
00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 3: It's just not appetizing in really any way, shape or form.

570
00:28:50,799 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 2: So and also Daria, while she is cute and I

571
00:28:54,519 --> 00:28:57,000
think interesting, I think she's gonna be a wonderful human

572
00:28:57,039 --> 00:29:01,720
being unlike her mother. Keep the kids out of the storylines, Okay, Emily,

573
00:29:01,799 --> 00:29:02,799
please stop this?

574
00:29:03,079 --> 00:29:03,599
Speaker 1: Yeah please?

575
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,359
Speaker 3: Well, let's get to Jen and Ryan, who are going

576
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,799
to marry one another in bikinis. He's gonna wear one too,

577
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,599
and they're going to drink Malibu rum, which is I

578
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,680
think I think it has to do with the CIA

579
00:29:16,839 --> 00:29:19,640
kind of kind of weeding the worst of us out,

580
00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:22,640
but I don't have any evidence to back that up.

581
00:29:24,799 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: But Jen and Ryan.

582
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so it's a jim. This is an interesting

583
00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:32,160
conversation because they discuss her deadbeat X yeah, and we

584
00:29:32,279 --> 00:29:36,160
learn he isn't paying anything and Ryan is essentially floating

585
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:41,119
everybody's lifestyle in that household, which is especially difficult when

586
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,400
money laundering work is drying up. It's pretty hard to find.

587
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 3: It's incredibly hard to find. It's a little bit like

588
00:29:46,759 --> 00:29:49,240
real estate. You have to have a good network and

589
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,599
if that dries up, you are in trouble.

590
00:29:51,839 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 2: So, by the way, also worth mentioning, they are working

591
00:29:56,039 --> 00:29:59,279
out for their wedding. Okay, this was shot a year ago.

592
00:30:00,319 --> 00:30:01,359
You know who's not married?

593
00:30:01,559 --> 00:30:02,599
Speaker 1: Oh are they not married?

594
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 2: No, this was shot a year ago. They're not married.

595
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,680
So boy, that's uh, you're looking pretty far out with

596
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,400
this workout regimen to get in shape.

597
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 3: Well, I wanted to comment on you know, it's it's

598
00:30:15,759 --> 00:30:19,319
sad that Jen has the body dysmorphia that she has

599
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,279
because she's literally, i mean rubs. You would say she's

600
00:30:22,319 --> 00:30:28,279
in perfect like she looks like she is in perfect shape,

601
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,279
and she's like, yeah, I'm nowhere near it. But it's

602
00:30:31,319 --> 00:30:31,880
like I'm not.

603
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 2: I'm wedding people obsessed with jogging. It's like, how much

604
00:30:35,039 --> 00:30:35,880
running do you need to do?

605
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, fifteen miles?

606
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:38,759
Speaker 1: What are you doing?

607
00:30:39,519 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 2: Ruby? What's your take on them not being married yet?

608
00:30:44,119 --> 00:30:51,839
Speaker 4: Weird and probably related to in Federal Bureau of Investigation.

609
00:30:52,119 --> 00:30:56,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, maybe, so we're really quickly this financial situation

610
00:30:56,559 --> 00:30:59,960
with with will Jen says that she's not really sure

611
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,079
why she's not getting her lump sum or her alimony.

612
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 2: How if the house was sold, you can actually have

613
00:31:10,079 --> 00:31:13,000
a judgment come in and extract that money out of

614
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:13,279
his bank.

615
00:31:13,319 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 3: Accout En is a butterfly. I mean she's just ramming

616
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,920
into windows left and right, Like, how do you just

617
00:31:22,079 --> 00:31:25,200
have no clue how you're not getting these things? Because

618
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,680
it seems like this has been going on.

619
00:31:26,599 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: For a while.

620
00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:32,319
Speaker 4: Also, like here's the thing, like, and I kind I

621
00:31:32,359 --> 00:31:36,559
agree with Emily here. It doesn't really matter what he says,

622
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,400
ye Jen, he is required by the law, the law

623
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,839
that the judge the law so that he has to

624
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,200
so go get your money, right, And also she doesn't

625
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,119
think about it because Ryan just pays for it. I

626
00:31:47,119 --> 00:31:49,880
don't think she's like I genuinely don't. Don't think she's

627
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,599
ever had to think about it ever before, so she

628
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,599
doesn't know how to think about these things.

629
00:31:54,759 --> 00:31:58,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, she is, hence his frustration, right, I actually think,

630
00:31:58,079 --> 00:31:59,640
and they're not talking about it. I don't know how

631
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,200
much he's making for the show, but that is an income.

632
00:32:02,359 --> 00:32:04,680
I assume a couple hundred grand for the season that

633
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:05,799
will float you for a year.

634
00:32:06,359 --> 00:32:06,599
Speaker 1: Yeah.

635
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 3: Well, let's get to the plates at Shannon Badoor's home. Ruby,

636
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,720
What was this moment where Badoor was yelling about plates, bitch?

637
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 4: It was when Shannon was recently a fat and Kelly

638
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,839
Dodd our Love came over and said, I believe, why

639
00:32:22,839 --> 00:32:25,319
don't you keep eating and then walked away. In Shannon's

640
00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:28,000
reaction at the quiet woman was this is not my plate,

641
00:32:28,119 --> 00:32:30,440
you bitch throw And then I believe was asked to

642
00:32:30,519 --> 00:32:31,400
leave the restaurant.

643
00:32:31,599 --> 00:32:35,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, and once again garbage Tits really helping out in

644
00:32:35,599 --> 00:32:38,960
a massive oh yeah, to help us tell us, yeah,

645
00:32:39,079 --> 00:32:43,920
garbage tits, you know, because we were inquiring as to

646
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:52,119
what what Kelly Dodd was fired off the show for.

647
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 4: Oh right, what horrible thing did she do?

648
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kelly Dodd wore a drunk Wives Matter hat in

649
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:03,279
twenty twenty, and when asked about it, her response was

650
00:33:03,319 --> 00:33:04,000
that she was.

651
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: Black, and so.

652
00:33:10,559 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 4: I'm black, right, And then I do believe that someone

653
00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:18,599
was like Kelly what and she says, I mean, I'm Mexican, right,

654
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:24,880
I'm thank you garbage it's and also Kelly, Kelly, come back, yeah,

655
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,319
you're awful, please.

656
00:33:27,359 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, come back, come back? All right?

657
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 3: So met Paul is very very insulted that.

658
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: But door, what's going on over there? Pat?

659
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,519
Speaker 2: Oh, well, we were at Shannon Bandora's house. We didn't

660
00:33:39,279 --> 00:33:40,839
check in on uh you know who?

661
00:33:44,279 --> 00:33:49,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I get a new phone.

662
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know he has an iPhone nine.

663
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 4: Oh okay.

664
00:33:55,720 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 3: So Archie's there in spirit, if not actual, and we

665
00:34:01,759 --> 00:34:06,079
talked about how Meetball is. Well, I guess she was

666
00:34:06,119 --> 00:34:10,079
unimpressed that Channon was not impressed with her home and

667
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:15,480
what is there to be? You know, there's rooms in

668
00:34:15,519 --> 00:34:17,719
the house, there's a disgusting soup.

669
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 2: So you guys are being you guys are no, we're

670
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,360
not right when your neighbor is so close that when

671
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,199
they burp you can smell it to dump.

672
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:35,599
Speaker 4: Okay, fine, yeah, I would argue, seemed small.

673
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 3: Can you imagine Pat going over to see me boss house?

674
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:45,559
Speaker 1: This place sucks? Did your neighbor just burp? Or is

675
00:34:45,599 --> 00:34:48,960
that the soup? I was so rude.

676
00:34:49,119 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't realize they don't allow houses to

677
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,760
be built this close together.

678
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, good for you though.

679
00:34:55,519 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 3: All right, So Travis's son, they talk about Tamara's FA

680
00:35:00,159 --> 00:35:04,239
photos as well, But listen to this. Travis's ex wife

681
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:10,119
is not taking his son to school. Who the fuck

682
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:13,199
are these crazies that these people get married to. I mean,

683
00:35:13,559 --> 00:35:17,880
Katie's got a husband who lives in I don't know, fucking.

684
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,679
Speaker 2: Just got a couple of them off the grid.

685
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,320
Speaker 3: And then you know, Travis's ex wife is one of

686
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,920
the crazier people I've ever heard about. And then we've

687
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,079
got Will like what is going on?

688
00:35:29,639 --> 00:35:33,559
Speaker 4: You need to know the people that you marry, if

689
00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:37,320
you can, you really need to know the people that

690
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:41,679
you procreate with. This is this person sounds like Jax Taylor,

691
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,320
Like this is the type of thing that I could

692
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,000
absolutely see him doing with Cruise. If Brittany lock wasn't

693
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,840
giving him alimony or something because he I don't know,

694
00:35:49,079 --> 00:35:51,239
was doing something wrong. He would be like, okay, then

695
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,159
I'm not going to give him back to you. I like,

696
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:54,599
I just yeah.

697
00:35:55,159 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 2: So so people change, get this real quick story. So

698
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,719
this I wouldn't call him a friend. But his name's Paul.

699
00:36:01,039 --> 00:36:04,199
He was like fifty. His wife has like this affair

700
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,519
with someone at work, like this like hot and heavy affair.

701
00:36:08,079 --> 00:36:11,360
He learns about it, and he moves out, and uh

702
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,239
she goes on to have continue the affair with this guy.

703
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,519
They break up like three weeks later, because that's how

704
00:36:16,559 --> 00:36:17,800
it all always goes right.

705
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:18,119
Speaker 1: Yeah.

706
00:36:18,199 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, Anyway, she wants him back and he's like, no,

707
00:36:22,199 --> 00:36:23,920
we have kids, but we'll figure it out. I'm not

708
00:36:24,159 --> 00:36:27,800
you betrayed me. You know that Ralph's over here on

709
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,880
Ventura Boulevard. He's standing out there because it was across

710
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,159
the street from his work. She was stalking him and

711
00:36:33,199 --> 00:36:34,840
she tries to fucking run him over.

712
00:36:35,119 --> 00:36:35,599
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

713
00:36:37,199 --> 00:36:39,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was married to her for like twenty years

714
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,480
and now she's trying to kill him.

715
00:36:40,519 --> 00:36:43,159
Speaker 3: Oh no, I mean Bethany Frankel's ex husband. I mean,

716
00:36:43,519 --> 00:36:44,760
people really lose Oh.

717
00:36:44,639 --> 00:36:45,679
Speaker 2: He yeah, overdosed.

718
00:36:46,199 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: Oh is he dead?

719
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 2: Oh well no, that was her fiance.

720
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:55,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well we got to pick better man. All right,

721
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:57,840
So let's get to New Orleans. Shannon what doesn't want

722
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,119
to do? Uh? Want? Does she?

723
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 3: Okay, let me say this just because it's tough. It's

724
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:08,000
tough to read what Shannon Badoor says because a lot

725
00:37:08,039 --> 00:37:11,840
of it, you know, it's just what Shannon Badoor says.

726
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,000
She says, I don't want any voodoo shit coming in me.

727
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,199
And and that's not.

728
00:37:19,199 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: How voodoo shit works. Right.

729
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,280
Speaker 3: They kind of the spirits kind of dance around you

730
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,719
and tangle themselves in your reality, but they definitely don't

731
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:28,280
come in you.

732
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,679
Speaker 1: That's not that's not how that works.

733
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,280
Speaker 2: But there was a horror movie in the eighties where

734
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:41,079
a ghost was raping woman.

735
00:37:41,119 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, ghost rape?

736
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 2: Is that what it's called.

737
00:37:43,079 --> 00:37:47,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, So the ladies are traveling separately, but Burton, Ernie

738
00:37:47,119 --> 00:37:49,480
and the gang eventually make it to the four Seasons

739
00:37:49,519 --> 00:37:53,119
of New Orleans. First up the Creole Queen, which is

740
00:37:53,159 --> 00:37:56,920
a boat on the mud brown Mississippi River, which somehow,

741
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,719
and really think about this, the women do not know

742
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,880
what this body of water is called. Now they've planned

743
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,400
a trip to New Orleans, and I think, like a

744
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:11,119
just a tertiary goog, you could probably figure it's one

745
00:38:11,159 --> 00:38:13,519
of the most important things about the city.

746
00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 2: Couple weeks before we went to Paris, I had that

747
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,119
whole place mapped out right right.

748
00:38:18,039 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, you know if if you're going to go

749
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:28,679
to Rome, you know about that fucking Colisseum thing. Yeah

750
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,679
in the river what's it the Thames or something?

751
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:34,039
Speaker 1: Shit, what's that? Yeah so? And see the.

752
00:38:36,679 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 3: Yeah so and you agree right Ruby, the other girls

753
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,800
uh hit the big easy eventually, and we keep talking

754
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,920
about the former fatty photo. In terms of storyline, like

755
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:51,199
I mentioned, this is a real Real Housewives storyline.

756
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 1: I love this.

757
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,760
Speaker 2: Every shot of tam Rat that you see that they

758
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,679
got to she's fucking miserable. She did not want to

759
00:39:00,679 --> 00:39:03,440
be on this trip. She understands she's being backed into

760
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:07,280
a corner. This isn't working. And it's on a personal level,

761
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:07,880
I'm enjoying it.

762
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 1: She's getting her come up in Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too.

763
00:39:10,679 --> 00:39:14,679
Speaker 3: It's like seeing Jackson line at Wiener Schnitzel. You'd be like,

764
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:18,039
oh my god, yeah, what a joy.

765
00:39:18,079 --> 00:39:20,559
Speaker 2: Well that's the joy, But it's actually the fact that

766
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,559
his reality is that he can smell those steam hot

767
00:39:23,559 --> 00:39:25,119
dogs from his balcony.

768
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:30,079
Speaker 4: Right, He's he's in slides too, because he's there from

769
00:39:30,119 --> 00:39:30,639
his house.

770
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 2: Tam Rat is like the little child in the sandbox

771
00:39:38,039 --> 00:39:41,079
that kicks sand in all the other kids faces and

772
00:39:41,119 --> 00:39:42,920
then when they say they don't want to play with

773
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,119
her anymore, rather than look deep inside and say I'm

774
00:39:46,119 --> 00:39:46,840
gonna be a better friend.

775
00:39:49,039 --> 00:39:51,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's a horrible person.

776
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 4: She She is the type of person who a lot

777
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,840
of this is like you grew up with a they're

778
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:00,519
just jealous of you, mom, instead of like a hm.

779
00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:03,639
Is that is that entirely true that every single person

780
00:40:03,679 --> 00:40:05,880
in your entire class came to you and said they

781
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,679
think you're fat and ugly because he did nothing wrong today.

782
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,000
That's wild.

783
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get to the bottom of this, sweetheart. But

784
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:17,599
I gotta say, seeing Jackson slides and ankle socks at

785
00:40:17,599 --> 00:40:22,400
Wiener Stencil wouldn't be amazing, the ninth wonder.

786
00:40:22,159 --> 00:40:22,760
Speaker 1: Of my world.

787
00:40:24,599 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 4: I would ask only then for a photo.

788
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:29,679
Speaker 2: Oh, he's got a lot of time on his hands.

789
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,280
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, definitely. I mean, can you imagine going up

790
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,719
and asking Jackson slides and ankle socks at Wiener stencil

791
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,760
for an autograph and then just going I'm kidding, I'm

792
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:43,639
kidding your name. I wasn't being serious.

793
00:40:44,599 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 4: He would go across the street, I'm not kidding you,

794
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,400
And I think he would self harm, possibly to the

795
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,360
point of maybe no, no, no, So.

796
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it. Then I would just tell him

797
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,400
to enjoy the mini corn dogs.

798
00:40:54,599 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 2: I bet Jackson is probably not in this country. I

799
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,360
bet he's filming traders or something. Okay, Katie doesn't realized

800
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,960
that England is surrounded by water. Yep, okay, sorry.

801
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,679
Speaker 3: So we head to dinner and we go to Muriels

802
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:08,440
for dinner. There are a lot of restaurants to go

803
00:41:08,559 --> 00:41:11,760
to in New Orleans. They go to a place called Muriels,

804
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:17,239
which is a kind of a New Orleans Bukut to

805
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:21,400
Beppo but for ghosts. No, it seems like a nice place.

806
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:26,280
But the Haunted Angle is pretty Oh yeah, he you know,

807
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,440
he actually is an ex boyfriend of Andy Warhol. That guy,

808
00:41:29,679 --> 00:41:33,960
Oh wow, Yeah, he had a John Waters vibe to him,

809
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:34,280
didn't he.

810
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,800
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, a little long in the tooth, but yeah,

811
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,400
yeah yeah.

812
00:41:38,519 --> 00:41:41,119
Speaker 1: So Heather.

813
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 3: Debro is at this dinner and Gina gets the turtle soup.

814
00:41:49,679 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: Would you guys eat turtle soup?

815
00:41:51,119 --> 00:41:56,039
Speaker 2: No, no, just because they like turtles, yeah, not from

816
00:41:56,079 --> 00:42:01,320
they're intelligent. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's why I don't eat

817
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,320
ham either. Pigs are pretty smart.

818
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:07,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had turtles. It's it's really really good. But

819
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,480
I do feel bad for the turtles.

820
00:42:10,199 --> 00:42:14,519
Speaker 2: I don't even know how they take them out, you know, yeah,

821
00:42:16,079 --> 00:42:18,199
I don't know. They duck in that shell, like come

822
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:21,559
on out, you know. Like cattle are easy, like, hey,

823
00:42:21,639 --> 00:42:23,719
go walk over there, there's some hay next thing. You know,

824
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,519
they're fucking heads over on the other side.

825
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:25,679
Speaker 1: Of the room.

826
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 3: You know.

827
00:42:26,639 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 2: Turtle they like have a defense mechanism. They just tuck

828
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,039
in that shell. Yeah, don't make me pick you up

829
00:42:32,079 --> 00:42:33,039
and throw it against the wall.

830
00:42:33,119 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 3: If cows had shells, we would be so screwed. I mean,

831
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,159
think about that. Those are big fucking shells.

832
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,519
Speaker 1: Pig shells pretty hard to imagine.

833
00:42:45,519 --> 00:42:48,199
Speaker 4: If they figured out that, like they could roll them

834
00:42:48,679 --> 00:42:51,480
depending on the size of the herd like at people,

835
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,199
Oh my god, it would be no more, no more

836
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:55,159
farms of cattle.

837
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,519
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you sound like what's his face over there?

838
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 3: Hey?

839
00:43:01,119 --> 00:43:03,199
Speaker 1: I was looking up how they murdered turtles real quick.

840
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,039
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't want to see all right, so

841
00:43:05,159 --> 00:43:08,840
let me this is massage usually. Forgive me for this

842
00:43:09,599 --> 00:43:11,440
meet Paul. I know she doesn't have a glam squad

843
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:12,719
or anything, but I think she could work on her

844
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,159
hair a little bit more. She looked like Vince Neil

845
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,719
on the shout at the Devil cover album cover.

846
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,559
Speaker 3: I was gonna say that you were, yeah, Greg, I

847
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,280
was gonna say also that Gretchen looks like Carmen san Diego.

848
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:28,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, so grat there's makeup and then there's clown makeup.

849
00:43:30,039 --> 00:43:31,039
Speaker 3: She was in.

850
00:43:32,599 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 4: This woman today, this dinner was not a person.

851
00:43:37,559 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

852
00:43:38,559 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 4: She made.

853
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really crazy. Her hat was Carmen san

854
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:45,159
Diego's hat.

855
00:43:45,199 --> 00:43:48,079
Speaker 2: There's well, I like the hat. Well, Ruby and I

856
00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:51,840
are discussing her makeup. She crossed the line, did she?

857
00:43:53,119 --> 00:43:54,679
Speaker 3: I thought it was the raid and hat that was

858
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:56,840
the most extreme. So we find out that Ryan and

859
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:03,760
Will spoke today, and we also find out that Gina's

860
00:44:04,639 --> 00:44:11,760
Travis's ex wife is contacting Gina's children. I mean, at

861
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,480
what point do you get a hit out on this woman?

862
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,119
I mean, my god, you're talking to my child.

863
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,800
Speaker 1: Holy shit. The shaky former lover of.

864
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 3: Andy Warhol, who's waiting on the table, spills an espresso

865
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:25,800
on Heather.

866
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,079
Speaker 2: I must say, if a cocktail is going to hit

867
00:44:29,159 --> 00:44:31,719
your clothes for the night, the last thing you want

868
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:33,360
is an espresso martini.

869
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little sticky.

870
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 2: Sticky, milky, stinky. You want it like a like a

871
00:44:40,559 --> 00:44:41,880
vodka cranberry or something.

872
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, Vodka's good.

873
00:44:43,159 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And tonic spill a vodka soda water on me.

874
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: All you like, it's fine, It's fine.

875
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,280
Speaker 2: I was gonna spill it anyway myself.

876
00:44:51,559 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite things to do.

877
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 4: What type of silent rage do you think debro is

878
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,079
filled with when on.

879
00:44:59,159 --> 00:45:04,679
Speaker 3: Her Yeah, bro probably spiraled into you know, when she

880
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,559
watches the Hunger Games or the Hunt or something about

881
00:45:07,599 --> 00:45:10,599
the most dangerous game. She wonders why we can't just

882
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,360
actually do that, because I know that we have violent

883
00:45:14,679 --> 00:45:20,199
outbursts sometimes, But Heather thinks violently about the underclasses and

884
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,079
doesn't really see the point in them.

885
00:45:23,039 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 2: So I hadn't thought about that because she kept her

886
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:31,199
cool too much, like yeah, yeah, because there is an

887
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:35,599
inner rage boiling. Had that been a personal assistant in

888
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:39,239
the cover of her own mansion, Something tells me she

889
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,320
hasn't been a little more vocal.

890
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,679
Speaker 1: That's a cauldron. That's a cauldron in there.

891
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Badour asks or someone asks Bador if she

892
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,760
would date a short guy. And I believe her ex

893
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,519
husband is a bit of a midge, so that's a

894
00:45:53,599 --> 00:45:58,000
silly question. But we get to Terry Debreu, who wears

895
00:45:58,159 --> 00:45:59,519
lifts evidently.

896
00:45:59,159 --> 00:46:01,599
Speaker 2: And Betty was pissed that that was how could you

897
00:46:01,679 --> 00:46:01,920
not be?

898
00:46:02,679 --> 00:46:06,039
Speaker 3: Heather says that his shoes are going to be high

899
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:11,920
and expensive. I didn't really understand this. Was she saying

900
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,239
that the resale on them is going to be low

901
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:18,159
because there or was she just trying to boast about

902
00:46:18,199 --> 00:46:19,360
her wealth and a very star.

903
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,119
Speaker 2: I took away from it.

904
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:26,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't understand why she was trying to make

905
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:28,599
it sound like he orders them from China and they're

906
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,320
very expensive when those two things typically.

907
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 1: Yeah are okay.

908
00:46:32,559 --> 00:46:35,159
Speaker 3: I'm glad that you guys were confused about that as well.

909
00:46:35,199 --> 00:46:39,119
But we ask about different positions, sexual positions. Emily likes

910
00:46:39,159 --> 00:46:47,519
it from behind and again, I just the visual of

911
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:52,719
that little guy just tearing away at that, it's pretty,

912
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,239
uh disconcerting.

913
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 2: I said this at the top of the show. I

914
00:46:58,519 --> 00:47:02,960
don't think almost any of these couples are having any sex.

915
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,199
And it's been a while.

916
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:08,079
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I think Katie probably is.

917
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:15,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, Katie, Jen and Ryan now he's totally overcompensating every

918
00:47:15,119 --> 00:47:17,199
scene they have with him. He's like, Babe, you just

919
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,679
look so hot and my eyes are drawn to that

920
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,840
dyed black hair. I'm like, babe, oh man, you and

921
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:26,280
that bikini. It's over compensating. Those two are not going

922
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:27,719
to make it to the No.

923
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,639
Speaker 3: I don't think so either, but that will be because

924
00:47:29,639 --> 00:47:31,920
of the FBI. We get to the sex tapes, Katie's

925
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:32,599
filmed them.

926
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 2: And Shannona door line by Shannon across the Bow.

927
00:47:36,039 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: My god, Oh wow.

928
00:47:37,679 --> 00:47:40,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet Katie. I bet Katie films because she

929
00:47:40,639 --> 00:47:41,840
likes filming people. Yeah.

930
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was fantastic.

931
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:46,119
Speaker 3: And uh, we find out that Jens Vagina is not

932
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,320
working currently Badge Rejuvenation.

933
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,800
Speaker 1: I ruby, so she had a pelvic floor surgery.

934
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think that that is not what this is.

935
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 2: Pot.

936
00:47:54,519 --> 00:47:57,519
Speaker 4: This is my understanding of this is I know people

937
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:01,320
intimately who have pelvic coror issues. Said there when you

938
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,079
get if she's not bullshitting and she had to have

939
00:48:04,199 --> 00:48:07,320
a pelvic floor surgery. That's a serious surgery.

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Speaker 1: Wow. But it's not a cosmetic thing.

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Speaker 3: It's a no, no, it's it's it's a bipedal thing. Right,

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I don't know what that means, Like you're bad at walking.

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Speaker 4: Not walking necessarily, but like other stuff doesn't work properly

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because of it, and it's it. Yeah, it's not cosmetic, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Got it? Got it?

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Speaker 3: Got it because because initially I thought it was cosmetic

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and I was like, and I'm sorry for being a dumb, dumb, dumb,

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dumb white boy.

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Speaker 2: That's why we asked question.

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Speaker 3: That's why we have Ruby here. But but I was wondering,

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how does she have this money? Well, she shot money.

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Speaker 2: She's got some Real Housewives money. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well next week on the teaser for next week, we'll

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see that Tamara fake quits the show.

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Speaker 1: So that'll be fun. She's done it before, Yes, she has.

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Speaker 3: Chuck Schumer visited Hudson Yards this week. Ruby sat down

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with him at Gangs of New York. Wow, God, substance.

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Speaker 2: Is that a productive conversation?

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Speaker 1: How'd it go?

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Speaker 4: It was great.

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Speaker 3: So if you want the human side of the world's

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most powerful people, go to gangs at New York Dot

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com slash substack, follow us to Patron dot com, slash

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another podcast network, Jump in the iTunes reviews and let

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us know what you're thinking about the episode. We Love

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you very much on d and say goodbye pat Say

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goodbye Ruby,