Speaker 1: Damn, I'm wondering what does Shane do with that? All
that ass.
Speaker 2: Protest too much. I don't think they've had sex in
twelve years. Same with the Debros. Get out of here.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 3: Hi, Hello, welcome to another Brands Maga new episode of
bad TV.
Speaker 1: I'm Dylan. That is Pat.
Speaker 2: Great to be here.
Speaker 1: Ruby is joining us from across the pond.
Speaker 3: She is sipping on a bottled Macha latte and that is.
Speaker 1: That is New York state of mind.
Speaker 3: That's my little sissy over there in New York.
Speaker 4: Hi, Jill, how are you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
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Speaker 1: So listen. A pretty tough thing just hit the studio.
Speaker 3: Pat realized that he was drinking non alcoholic craft cocktails
and he's recovered, but it's still were on shaky ground.
Speaker 2: Yeah literally literally, I'm shaking going through with all.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had no idea. How much were those Oh they
were so expensive. They were like three bucks a can.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're very pretty cans, but they they say,
and I and I have to give you credit. They
say in quite fine print non alcoholic, which is like, what.
Speaker 1: Are you doing?
Speaker 4: Do they look alcoholic doing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna give fucking people delirium tremens or something.
You know. I mean, think about what would have happened
to you if you spent it afternoon sucking those things down.
Speaker 1: You could have died.
Speaker 2: You could have died, or at least my would shake
all night when I tried to sleep.
Speaker 3: iTunes ratings five stars, kind Words, Spotify. If you're listening there,
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Speaker 1: Did you hear it?
Speaker 2: Pat?
Speaker 1: Learning about benmel?
Speaker 4: That was? And Pat, I have to reiterate this, like
your go when we get you whatever credit card we
we you get, you're going to buy a home with it,
Like I'm I'm so excited. You're just going to go
to the moon and it's going to be great.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, if if you do it correctly, or
if you had done it correctly, you could have been
on that flight with Lauren Sanchez and Katie Perry through points.
I mean, really, that's the kind of thing you can do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what Dylan's referencing is that I don't have a
credit card. Yes, and I have amazing credit.
Speaker 3: Pat has not had a credit card ten years, ten years.
Speaker 4: And you have a business that also does require you,
I imagine sometimes to purchase things that you could then it's
just it's about points, and you can acquire so much
of them. You also have children. They're expensive. Side note, Yeah.
Speaker 1: She froz.
Speaker 2: Now i'd want to plug PMC.
Speaker 1: Oh and oh she's back. No, she's not.
Speaker 2: Oh Ruby, you were saying, you were saying.
Speaker 4: A cultural moment I never want to forget. Mariah Carey
was recently in an interview and someone referenced like Katy
Perry in the interview and they were like, oh, like
Katy Perry like going to space and she did not
know that, and she was like, where did she go?
And I think that those are that's how we should
aspire to be. Is that unaware of what I am
is up to?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I am very checked out, not quite like
Mariah though maybe. Uh PMZ is arguably one of the
best shows on the network, and this week I haven't
listen to it back yet, but I think it's a
real winner.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean to honor mgk's new release, Lost Americana.
Pat did a deep dive on MGK, as he does
most weeks. We highlighted mgk's Jim Carrey performance on The
Late Show with Jimmy Fallon, and both of us were
made very uncomfortable. So I go to patron dot comversation
on the podcast network. Thank you very much for supporting
the show. Don you a little a little bit more.
We are here to talk about the Real Housewives of
Orange County. I loved this episode. They went back to
my old stomping grounds, New Orleans, Louisiana.
Speaker 2: Is that where you went for six months to waste
your parents' money?
Speaker 3: Just a year my old stomping grounds, New Orleans, Louisiana
sat atop the really big river. I actually really enjoyed
this episode. I thought it was a fantastic just center
slice of what can bring us. I love seeing Tamara
on her heels because you know that she's about to
overreact and I'm really looking forward to that.
Speaker 2: Uh seventy tits, seventy tits, We'll be go ahead, Okay.
Speaker 4: I loved hearing this, many women say fatty photo this
many times I thought learning that Terry Debro wears lyft,
I didn't know that that to me. I mean, that's
thirty five CC's right there. Yeah, I'm creating seeing this.
Speaker 2: Is Oh, it's tips.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm so sorry. Pat, I'm sorry. It's Tita, and
I will give it eighty four tits.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, So what I'm enjoying is the downfall of
tam Rat her. I mean, I know it was a teaser,
but she's stilling the heat at this table, and I
believe she leaves and then texts multiple cast members that
she quit.
Speaker 3: Yes, the teaser for next week will be that she
quits the show.
Speaker 2: Okay, hello, twenty seventeen, tam Rat, You're back. This is
so overdone. It's very much like Shannon Bador. I'm done.
Speaker 4: I'm done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're never done. We'll tell you when you're done.
Speaker 4: You running off screen saying you will never see my
face again. Bye, we did, and.
Speaker 1: We will, and we won't tell you when you're done.
Speaker 3: You will grovel and beg for it to not be done,
and then we will tell you that it's done.
Speaker 2: That's right now, Tam Rat's interesting.
Speaker 3: I mean because Jax Taylor, Jax Taylor is volunteering to
drug tests to stay on the valley.
Speaker 2: But not on Mondays, not on federal holidays and days
that ended. Why, but any other day than that you
can drug test him because he wants.
Speaker 4: To cruise because of his little boy.
Speaker 2: Because it's the greatest thing that he's ever done, aside
from finding that high quality cocaine dealer that he did
in San Fernando Valley.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and again his name is Jack's right, that's jay
a X.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's more of a sound, all right. Tam Rat,
She's had an interesting journey on this franchise because I
used to love her when she'd go after people, and
I was trying to understand why do you hate her
now and think she's an awful personnel. The Tiger hasn't
changed their stripes, Actually she has. She's going for the
easy kills now. Back in the day, tam Rat would
go for Vicky Gundlson and her horrible choices and relationships,
and that was very entertaining. She went for Gretchen. Gretchen
totally deserved it. She had a fiance that had three
days left to live, and she went up to bang
her boyfriend at bass Lake.
Speaker 3: Now, can I tell you that the tiger has not
changed their stripes? And I feel like you could make
a lot of hay with this, because you do lovely
Ricky Gervai's style animal improv. But I feel as though
the Tiger's not lost the stripes, but the incisors are
a little worn. So this tiger has had to resort
to gossip and the image of a Bengal just being like,
I'm not into the hunt anymore. But let me tell you,
she's got a picture where she was disgusting to be fatty.
Speaker 2: She looked like a fucking offensive lineman. That's how fat
she was. Yeah, but so many tits to you. Hold on.
I want to get Ruby's opinion on this. I think
sometimes you can just be mean and do horrible things
to a cast member, but you have to be punching
up or at least laterly her going after Jen with
something like this, I feel like Jen is like a
broken little bird and I'm just not feeling it. Go ahead, Ruby,
This to me.
Speaker 1: Would be Randy Jackson. Sorry, sorry it was.
Speaker 3: He was at the end of the American Idol table
and he just said I'm just not feeling and then
threw it to you.
Speaker 1: So I said, Randy.
Speaker 2: Jackson, okay.
Speaker 4: And I didn't know that that was something that like
Brandy Jackson did because there is an American Idol table
and he's actually sitting in a chair, and he also
is not a larger African American man, so that's what
he is for me. You'll forgive me.
Speaker 3: No problem, no problem.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this would be like Heather de Brow making fun
of like Gina for not having individual rooms for her kids.
It's just like, oh, what's wrong with you? But not
actually that bad because Tamra isn't that much anything more
than Jen. They're actually pretty similar.
Speaker 2: I'd say, oh yeah, oh yeah, well yeah, but Tamrat,
you want to win Old Patty's hardback, you go for
the big, the big shot there. You take down HD.
Tam Rat has all these little sluice out there. She
knows where the bodies are buried.
Speaker 4: Yeah, take down HD, take down HD.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into it. How many tits We'll
give it fourteen tits? All right.
Speaker 3: So qu Queen Latifa is in the garage.
Speaker 1: Now, it's odd.
Speaker 3: Uh, I'm trying to like put my finger on why
this is so wrong. It's this weird thing where you
get these little insights into people. And we know Meatball,
so we're stuck with her. But if you kind of
knew Meatball and she was like, oh, that's my vacuum,
Queen Latifa, like, you'd be like, oh, God, damn it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be ah fuck, I don't want
to go to this party.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say this, and hopefully Alec Baskin is watching.
One of these two people need to go, Emily or Meatball.
I can't have these two, these two trash balls, Like
the two of them just taint the rest of the batch.
They really do. And Emily, get over your storyline and
obsession with having a couple of cocktails and lifting up
another cast member's skirts and talking about their vagina. I'm
over it. I'm over it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right, Randy, hear you a pitchy?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: So Gina's throwing a shin dig Emily gets their rings
the bell seventy times. I don't care how well I
know you, I do not care.
Speaker 4: I I thought about, like if this had happened and
it was my party and it was a little like
I was a little stressed or trying to like gather things,
and this happened. There's a chance that I just wouldn't
answer the door. Yeah, I would just say no, I
won't let you in because.
Speaker 3: Whoever that is, I don't want to see. At this moment,
I'm trying to get the lemonade in the containers.
Speaker 1: And I don't need this sound. Emily is a lot.
Speaker 3: But she's having a good time. She's excited to see
her friend.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, definitely. Hey, what's the was the private
chef actually at the party?
Speaker 1: Yah? Her food looked like slop.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, a private chef involves the chef
generally preparing most of the food at the venue when
it's dropped off. It's called catering. Yeah, there's a distinction there.
Speaker 3: Well, and and and I know that they were getting
ready to go to New Orleans, but jumbalaya is just
not something that should ever be eaten by human beings.
I mean, you can eat it in New Orleans. I
guess it makes sense, But we're doing jumpalaya in the
Orange County.
Speaker 2: The wife's crill, So that's a dish that we get
when the family comes over.
Speaker 1: I get that. I get that. You don't like it.
Speaker 2: No, I hate it.
Speaker 4: I hate it is Gina creole. No, so you know
there's a difference.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it did look like there was some kind
of filmed cheese soup sitting in a cross discussing.
Speaker 2: Let me help out here. We get a tour of
the house, and I want to hear your opinions on this,
and I don't want to seem like a judgy little bitch.
But the house looked like a Oh, there's the bunk beds.
That's the TACKI wall de corp I bought from home goods.
There's no bowling alley, there's no screening.
Speaker 1: Room, right right.
Speaker 2: Feel free to what you do when you own that
kind of house, as I have done, is feel free
to just walk around if you want to check it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes,
this is the twenty inch square inch s bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, behold right.
Speaker 3: If you don't have a yard long, perfectly cleaned tube
of nerds ropes or nerds clusters.
Speaker 1: In your theater, I don't need that tour.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: You know what I will say is we have to
remember how far Gene has come. And I think that's
what this is about. Jen opening the laundry room door
and then having it be like kind of organized and
like not an absolute disaster like she was hoping that
it would be that. This is where she just shoved
everything that made me want to close fist, puncher in
the face a little bit, yeah, a little bit, and
then saying, oh, I love laundry rooms. Oh is that
what you opened the door that you had no idea
what was behind it? Don't do that?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait, who was that? Jen?
Speaker 4: Jen?
Speaker 2: Did that?
Speaker 1: M I like Jen?
Speaker 2: She normally doesn't engage in.
Speaker 1: That type of behavior.
Speaker 3: Well, Tamara's got very very intense social anxiety right now.
And good let's say you know, I mean, Tamaran, you're
kind of a cut, so yeah, I understand why. I mean,
if you're constantly going into rooms where everybody hates you
because you're kind of a cut again, then if you're
gonna have anxiety, you know, that's just kind of what.
Speaker 2: But did you hear why? She explained why she's currently
failing anxiety. She says, it's uh, since she chatted with Jen,
she feels like people are coming for her.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, interesting, Tamarat, because that's how you've behaved with every
cast member for your entire duration on this show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, so you know it's it's tough.
Speaker 3: I feel for you know, she's really she's really going
through it.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: By the way, it's also worth mentioning the ladies learned
that Jen and tam Rat meant and she was accused
of being a single white female. Yes, and then Meet
Paul announces that she's seen the pick of her being
a former fatty.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And it's important to note that
also Shanna Badoor does show up with nine supplements.
Speaker 4: Okay, so I need to go through this very quickly.
So Heather shows up with something that is egregiously large
for this home that she if she actually thought about,
this is a very very selfish, stupid gift to give Gina.
There is no counter space. She can't do this.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about that's what you get for a
wedding gift, Ruby.
Speaker 4: Maybe, but not for a housewarming where you know that
she can't do this. So don't do this, Patrick. I
also would sell it and then thank you for it.
Shannon bringing the most annoyingly. This is a callback to
one of her old taglines. It was whatever she brought nine. Yeah,
so this is a selfish, stupid gift again Shannon, and
Shannon is very and it was I kind of liked
to see this because again I'm you know, Meatball is Meetball,
like honestly good for met Ball. I'm happy for it.
She she's fucking been through it and she's come out
in a good way. Shannon is really sad that that's happening,
not to her, because she couldn't be further from being good.
Speaker 1: It doesn't want to date me, now, hold on Ruby.
Speaker 2: It would appear to me later on the episode when
Meetball starts talking to somebody about that ex wife of Travis's,
they're back on shaky ground.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sheena herself. I'm saying like she is, like she
feels like a secured person. She's at least she fucking
is making money. Shannon is. I don't think I believe
made the.
Speaker 1: Money because she was on Hotel of Love, which.
Speaker 2: We learned was a complete sham.
Speaker 4: She was sham.
Speaker 1: She was on Hotel of Love right where you meant
Philip and A's.
Speaker 2: And Earl the Pearl and none of them wanted to
be intimate with her. Could have fooled me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they looked like they were trying to freaking.
Speaker 4: Get some you know, like you know what, and this
is kind of awkward. But I don't know if you
guys have friends like this. I truly don't think that
I do. But when your friend is like a solid
six and they only go after ten's and you're like,
I don't know what you do here, I don't know
what to tell you.
Speaker 1: And would you say Philip is a ten or looks
like Obama?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I would, Dylan, I would say that Philip is
probably a ten.
Speaker 3: Philip looks like he owns a wax museum that's not popular.
Speaker 4: Philip is very wealthy.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, he looks like he owns a very unpopular
wax museum.
Speaker 1: So that's all.
Speaker 3: We get outside and we talk about the fat photo
a little bit some more. But the anxiety that Tamra
is experiencing is because of what's going on with Teddy,
who was recently on Jess mel Lima's podcast at the
weaf of Time about it.
Speaker 1: And they've cut I.
Speaker 3: Think seventy five videos from that interview. I didn't know
there were seventy five videos to cut, but evidently it's
a very inspiring interview.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to say this. I think Ruby's gonna
agree with me. Perhaps this is the city in me.
Tamrat is using Teddy's illness this season as a crutch.
Speaker 1: And can I tell you something.
Speaker 3: I resent Tamra from making me suspicious of her emotions
surrounding her friend's death or cancer.
Speaker 1: Whoa sorry, whoa sorry? Yeah cancer knock on wood, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that we were trying from the universe. But I
agree with you though, because here's the thing. Nobody knows, well,
the universe didn't really like that, did she?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I mean pat just said cancer sucks and then looked
at me, and I was like, why.
Speaker 2: That's the slogan? Okay, so this is we're all here.
Jen questions the girls about that photo that's going around,
which she hasn't seen. But she looks like an offensive lineman,
and which is she's way nice.
Speaker 3: She looks like a normal person. Offensive linemen are over
three hundred pounds.
Speaker 4: So if Jen looked like an offensive lineman, I want
to really think about if she was over three hundred
pounds walking around Orange County.
Speaker 2: She was beautiful in the photo, well.
Speaker 1: Did she?
Speaker 3: Yes, of course she did. She did not look like
freaking Quentin Nelson.
Speaker 4: She looks like a normal person. What did she spend
money on surgery or live in Orange County?
Speaker 1: Right? But she got there, darre to dream.
Speaker 3: So Gretchen and Tamara have a little fireball throwing contest.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm calling it. I love Gretchen is.
Speaker 3: Gretchen is capable, more so than any of the women
that I've seen on this show in the last two
three years, to sit in the pocket and composedly take
Tamra to task. And Tamara is absolutely She's been detonated
by Gretchen twice now at Hotpot and here also at
Heather Debra's party. Gretchen is unflappable in the face of
that gargoyle's antics.
Speaker 1: And I love it, god Vie.
Speaker 4: It's because she's had thirty three years to prepare since
they've been on TV last And I don't think that
this is a reality TV hatred. I think that this
is a deep and a soul type of like, I
will never not be coming for you, you bitch.
Speaker 2: Tam Rat has always been prepared. You can tell she's
coming in there. She has her one liner. She generally
has a plan unless she drinks too much. Gretchen is
outplanning her. Gretchen is well prepared, as you pointed out, composed, Yeah,
and she's ready to do damage. And she also has
Ruby pointed out has studied her for thirty three and
a half years and now knows her weak spots. Tamrat
is absolutely miserable this entire episode because she's realizing her
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Emily as damn. I'm wondering what does Shane do with that?
Speaker 1: All that ass.
Speaker 2: Shall protest too much. I don't think they've had sex
in twelve years. Same with the Debros. Get out of here.
Those people are so shallow. The only person they'd have
sex with is themselves, right I believe that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, I think so. But we're going to
New Orleans, the place where Tamara just was with Teddy,
and Tamara is not happy. She was just there and
had a traumatic memory that h transpired with Teddy where
she fell. And this is this is where I was
really grossed out by tam Rat. Yeah, just in the
fact that I didn't trust her, and I was like,
what a gross thing to feel. And I was like,
that's not my fault, that's her.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you though, it's your sixth sense, it's
your instincts, and they're probably right. Yeah, when something's telling.
Speaker 4: You, Yeah, yeah, I just won really quickly to go back.
Shane likes ass stuff.
Speaker 1: Does he?
Speaker 2: Yes, so she's proclaimed on the show. So he makes
a football helmet.
Speaker 4: Okay, so okay, I don't know, but he also has
said that anyways.
Speaker 3: What do you what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna keep going and not allow him to Yeah,
dig any further, So give me. I what Tammer does.
Speaker 1: Here is so I'm gonna go back to it though.
Speaker 4: No we can't, because again, it's the whole so deep,
it's like we're gonna lose light soon.
Speaker 3: No, I want to get to the core because I'm
very confused at the logistics of this, because if you're
implying then he's trying to cover up Emily. The football
helmet certainly wouldn't do it. You can still see through
the front, and he's slamming away with his tiny little
body from behind, so he's not looking at her face
either way. I I'm not sure what a football would accomplish,
not even sure what a black abu grabe kind of
bag would accomplish. If he's slamming away at her from behind,
it she's watching forensic files. I don't think that you
really need any headgear.
Speaker 2: But I don't even know why I brought it up. Okay, Ruby,
you were saying, I.
Speaker 4: Was saying that what Tamara does here is so exactly
what you said, Dylan. It is the self awareness that
you have is great. It isn't our fault. It's her
fault for making a sync that this is demonic and monstrous.
But what she does is she looks around once her
eyes have welled right, and a couple people look at
her and don't recognize it, okay, fast enough, So she
must do something to get more attention, and that involves
walking away. And I I just don't. I don't buy it.
I'm sorry, I really don't. I do not believe that
this is having this type of effect on her. And
if I'm wrong, I apologize, But I think that she
is weaponizing this right now.
Speaker 1: You're very sorry, but we feel this.
Speaker 2: It's three three judges. We all agree little pitchy and
also Ruby, I don't know if you touched on this,
but also makes her bulletproof for the moment. No one's
going to attack you in a moment like this. I
wouldn't put it past tam Rat either.
Speaker 3: Well let's get a little Daria who is writing songs
of cannibal love.
Speaker 2: Oh well, yeah, she's working on catchy little jingle called
Ugly Angel, Yeah about cannibalism.
Speaker 3: I think her. I think her music is good.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard it.
Speaker 1: Have you heard it?
Speaker 4: No? But what I will say is I appreciate Tamar
trying to get her daughter paid, you know, like get
your girl, good for you. I also want less of this.
If we can please.
Speaker 1: Sure, Now we're speaking of something we want less of.
We get back to these.
Speaker 2: I want more Eddie, where is he?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we give one on the show. We get
back to the little Luke in his struggles with food.
Now a.
Speaker 3: Football helmet herself is cooking some ground beef in a pan,
and Little Luke comes up to her and says, what's
that And she says, it's beef.
Speaker 1: Do you want some? And he runs away? And that's
the thing that kind of triggers her her spiral.
Speaker 3: And it's not a spiral. I understand that Emily is
very scared, and I get that. But Emily, if you
offer partially cooked ground beef to perhaps even a dog,
they might run away.
Speaker 2: That's right. So it's odd and scary. Yeah, there's steam.
Speaker 1: It's steam. It's half brown, it's half red.
Speaker 3: It's just not appetizing in really any way, shape or form.
Speaker 2: So and also Daria, while she is cute and I
think interesting, I think she's gonna be a wonderful human
being unlike her mother. Keep the kids out of the storylines, Okay, Emily,
please stop this?
Speaker 1: Yeah please?
Speaker 3: Well, let's get to Jen and Ryan, who are going
to marry one another in bikinis. He's gonna wear one too,
and they're going to drink Malibu rum, which is I
think I think it has to do with the CIA
kind of kind of weeding the worst of us out,
but I don't have any evidence to back that up.
Speaker 1: But Jen and Ryan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so it's a jim. This is an interesting
conversation because they discuss her deadbeat X yeah, and we
learn he isn't paying anything and Ryan is essentially floating
everybody's lifestyle in that household, which is especially difficult when
money laundering work is drying up. It's pretty hard to find.
Speaker 3: It's incredibly hard to find. It's a little bit like
real estate. You have to have a good network and
if that dries up, you are in trouble.
Speaker 2: So, by the way, also worth mentioning, they are working
out for their wedding. Okay, this was shot a year ago.
You know who's not married?
Speaker 1: Oh are they not married?
Speaker 2: No, this was shot a year ago. They're not married.
So boy, that's uh, you're looking pretty far out with
this workout regimen to get in shape.
Speaker 3: Well, I wanted to comment on you know, it's it's
sad that Jen has the body dysmorphia that she has
because she's literally, i mean rubs. You would say she's
in perfect like she looks like she is in perfect shape,
and she's like, yeah, I'm nowhere near it. But it's
like I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm wedding people obsessed with jogging. It's like, how much
running do you need to do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, fifteen miles?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Ruby? What's your take on them not being married yet?
Speaker 4: Weird and probably related to in Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, maybe, so we're really quickly this financial situation
with with will Jen says that she's not really sure
why she's not getting her lump sum or her alimony.
Speaker 2: How if the house was sold, you can actually have
a judgment come in and extract that money out of
his bank.
Speaker 3: Accout En is a butterfly. I mean she's just ramming
into windows left and right, Like, how do you just
have no clue how you're not getting these things? Because
it seems like this has been going on.
Speaker 1: For a while.
Speaker 4: Also, like here's the thing, like, and I kind I
agree with Emily here. It doesn't really matter what he says,
ye Jen, he is required by the law, the law
that the judge the law so that he has to
so go get your money, right, And also she doesn't
think about it because Ryan just pays for it. I
don't think she's like I genuinely don't. Don't think she's
ever had to think about it ever before, so she
doesn't know how to think about these things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she is, hence his frustration, right, I actually think,
and they're not talking about it. I don't know how
much he's making for the show, but that is an income.
I assume a couple hundred grand for the season that
will float you for a year.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, let's get to the plates at Shannon Badoor's home. Ruby,
What was this moment where Badoor was yelling about plates, bitch?
Speaker 4: It was when Shannon was recently a fat and Kelly
Dodd our Love came over and said, I believe, why
don't you keep eating and then walked away. In Shannon's
reaction at the quiet woman was this is not my plate,
you bitch throw And then I believe was asked to
leave the restaurant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and once again garbage Tits really helping out in
a massive oh yeah, to help us tell us, yeah,
garbage tits, you know, because we were inquiring as to
what what Kelly Dodd was fired off the show for.
Speaker 4: Oh right, what horrible thing did she do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kelly Dodd wore a drunk Wives Matter hat in
twenty twenty, and when asked about it, her response was
that she was.
Speaker 1: Black, and so.
Speaker 4: I'm black, right, And then I do believe that someone
was like Kelly what and she says, I mean, I'm Mexican, right,
I'm thank you garbage it's and also Kelly, Kelly, come back, yeah,
you're awful, please.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come back, come back? All right?
Speaker 3: So met Paul is very very insulted that.
Speaker 1: But door, what's going on over there? Pat?
Speaker 2: Oh, well, we were at Shannon Bandora's house. We didn't
check in on uh you know who?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I get a new phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know he has an iPhone nine.
Speaker 4: Oh okay.
Speaker 3: So Archie's there in spirit, if not actual, and we
talked about how Meetball is. Well, I guess she was
unimpressed that Channon was not impressed with her home and
what is there to be? You know, there's rooms in
the house, there's a disgusting soup.
Speaker 2: So you guys are being you guys are no, we're
not right when your neighbor is so close that when
they burp you can smell it to dump.
Speaker 4: Okay, fine, yeah, I would argue, seemed small.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine Pat going over to see me boss house?
Speaker 1: This place sucks? Did your neighbor just burp? Or is
that the soup? I was so rude.
Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't realize they don't allow houses to
be built this close together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good for you though.
Speaker 3: All right, So Travis's son, they talk about Tamara's FA
photos as well, But listen to this. Travis's ex wife
is not taking his son to school. Who the fuck
are these crazies that these people get married to. I mean,
Katie's got a husband who lives in I don't know, fucking.
Speaker 2: Just got a couple of them off the grid.
Speaker 3: And then you know, Travis's ex wife is one of
the crazier people I've ever heard about. And then we've
got Will like what is going on?
Speaker 4: You need to know the people that you marry, if
you can, you really need to know the people that
you procreate with. This is this person sounds like Jax Taylor,
Like this is the type of thing that I could
absolutely see him doing with Cruise. If Brittany lock wasn't
giving him alimony or something because he I don't know,
was doing something wrong. He would be like, okay, then
I'm not going to give him back to you. I like,
I just yeah.
Speaker 2: So so people change, get this real quick story. So
this I wouldn't call him a friend. But his name's Paul.
He was like fifty. His wife has like this affair
with someone at work, like this like hot and heavy affair.
He learns about it, and he moves out, and uh
she goes on to have continue the affair with this guy.
They break up like three weeks later, because that's how
it all always goes right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Anyway, she wants him back and he's like, no,
we have kids, but we'll figure it out. I'm not
you betrayed me. You know that Ralph's over here on
Ventura Boulevard. He's standing out there because it was across
the street from his work. She was stalking him and
she tries to fucking run him over.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was married to her for like twenty years
and now she's trying to kill him.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I mean Bethany Frankel's ex husband. I mean,
people really lose Oh.
Speaker 2: He yeah, overdosed.
Speaker 1: Oh is he dead?
Speaker 2: Oh well no, that was her fiance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well we got to pick better man. All right,
So let's get to New Orleans. Shannon what doesn't want
to do? Uh? Want? Does she?
Speaker 3: Okay, let me say this just because it's tough. It's
tough to read what Shannon Badoor says because a lot
of it, you know, it's just what Shannon Badoor says.
She says, I don't want any voodoo shit coming in me.
And and that's not.
Speaker 1: How voodoo shit works. Right.
Speaker 3: They kind of the spirits kind of dance around you
and tangle themselves in your reality, but they definitely don't
come in you.
Speaker 1: That's not that's not how that works.
Speaker 2: But there was a horror movie in the eighties where
a ghost was raping woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ghost rape?
Speaker 2: Is that what it's called.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So the ladies are traveling separately, but Burton, Ernie
and the gang eventually make it to the four Seasons
of New Orleans. First up the Creole Queen, which is
a boat on the mud brown Mississippi River, which somehow,
and really think about this, the women do not know
what this body of water is called. Now they've planned
a trip to New Orleans, and I think, like a
just a tertiary goog, you could probably figure it's one
of the most important things about the city.
Speaker 2: Couple weeks before we went to Paris, I had that
whole place mapped out right right.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, you know if if you're going to go
to Rome, you know about that fucking Colisseum thing. Yeah
in the river what's it the Thames or something?
Speaker 1: Shit, what's that? Yeah so? And see the.
Speaker 3: Yeah so and you agree right Ruby, the other girls
uh hit the big easy eventually, and we keep talking
about the former fatty photo. In terms of storyline, like
I mentioned, this is a real Real Housewives storyline.
Speaker 1: I love this.
Speaker 2: Every shot of tam Rat that you see that they
got to she's fucking miserable. She did not want to
be on this trip. She understands she's being backed into
a corner. This isn't working. And it's on a personal level,
I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 1: She's getting her come up in Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too.
Speaker 3: It's like seeing Jackson line at Wiener Schnitzel. You'd be like,
oh my god, yeah, what a joy.
Speaker 2: Well that's the joy, But it's actually the fact that
his reality is that he can smell those steam hot
dogs from his balcony.
Speaker 4: Right, He's he's in slides too, because he's there from
his house.
Speaker 2: Tam Rat is like the little child in the sandbox
that kicks sand in all the other kids faces and
then when they say they don't want to play with
her anymore, rather than look deep inside and say I'm
gonna be a better friend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's a horrible person.
Speaker 4: She She is the type of person who a lot
of this is like you grew up with a they're
just jealous of you, mom, instead of like a hm.
Is that is that entirely true that every single person
in your entire class came to you and said they
think you're fat and ugly because he did nothing wrong today.
That's wild.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get to the bottom of this, sweetheart. But
I gotta say, seeing Jackson slides and ankle socks at
Wiener Stencil wouldn't be amazing, the ninth wonder.
Speaker 1: Of my world.
Speaker 4: I would ask only then for a photo.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's got a lot of time on his hands.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, definitely. I mean, can you imagine going up
and asking Jackson slides and ankle socks at Wiener stencil
for an autograph and then just going I'm kidding, I'm
kidding your name. I wasn't being serious.
Speaker 4: He would go across the street, I'm not kidding you,
And I think he would self harm, possibly to the
point of maybe no, no, no, So.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it. Then I would just tell him
to enjoy the mini corn dogs.
Speaker 2: I bet Jackson is probably not in this country. I
bet he's filming traders or something. Okay, Katie doesn't realized
that England is surrounded by water. Yep, okay, sorry.
Speaker 3: So we head to dinner and we go to Muriels
for dinner. There are a lot of restaurants to go
to in New Orleans. They go to a place called Muriels,
which is a kind of a New Orleans Bukut to
Beppo but for ghosts. No, it seems like a nice place.
But the Haunted Angle is pretty Oh yeah, he you know,
he actually is an ex boyfriend of Andy Warhol. That guy,
Oh wow, Yeah, he had a John Waters vibe to him,
didn't he.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, a little long in the tooth, but yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: So Heather.
Speaker 3: Debro is at this dinner and Gina gets the turtle soup.
Speaker 1: Would you guys eat turtle soup?
Speaker 2: No, no, just because they like turtles, yeah, not from
they're intelligent. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's why I don't eat
ham either. Pigs are pretty smart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had turtles. It's it's really really good. But
I do feel bad for the turtles.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how they take them out, you know, yeah,
I don't know. They duck in that shell, like come
on out, you know. Like cattle are easy, like, hey,
go walk over there, there's some hay next thing. You know,
they're fucking heads over on the other side.
Speaker 1: Of the room.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Turtle they like have a defense mechanism. They just tuck
in that shell. Yeah, don't make me pick you up
and throw it against the wall.
Speaker 3: If cows had shells, we would be so screwed. I mean,
think about that. Those are big fucking shells.
Speaker 1: Pig shells pretty hard to imagine.
Speaker 4: If they figured out that, like they could roll them
depending on the size of the herd like at people,
Oh my god, it would be no more, no more
farms of cattle.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you sound like what's his face over there?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 1: I was looking up how they murdered turtles real quick.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't want to see all right, so
let me this is massage usually. Forgive me for this
meet Paul. I know she doesn't have a glam squad
or anything, but I think she could work on her
hair a little bit more. She looked like Vince Neil
on the shout at the Devil cover album cover.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say that you were, yeah, Greg, I
was gonna say also that Gretchen looks like Carmen san Diego.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so grat there's makeup and then there's clown makeup.
Speaker 3: She was in.
Speaker 4: This woman today, this dinner was not a person.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: She made.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really crazy. Her hat was Carmen san
Diego's hat.
Speaker 2: There's well, I like the hat. Well, Ruby and I
are discussing her makeup. She crossed the line, did she?
Speaker 3: I thought it was the raid and hat that was
the most extreme. So we find out that Ryan and
Will spoke today, and we also find out that Gina's
Travis's ex wife is contacting Gina's children. I mean, at
what point do you get a hit out on this woman?
I mean, my god, you're talking to my child.
Speaker 1: Holy shit. The shaky former lover of.
Speaker 3: Andy Warhol, who's waiting on the table, spills an espresso
on Heather.
Speaker 2: I must say, if a cocktail is going to hit
your clothes for the night, the last thing you want
is an espresso martini.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little sticky.
Speaker 2: Sticky, milky, stinky. You want it like a like a
vodka cranberry or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Vodka's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And tonic spill a vodka soda water on me.
Speaker 1: All you like, it's fine, It's fine.
Speaker 2: I was gonna spill it anyway myself.
Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite things to do.
Speaker 4: What type of silent rage do you think debro is
filled with when on.
Speaker 3: Her Yeah, bro probably spiraled into you know, when she
watches the Hunger Games or the Hunt or something about
the most dangerous game. She wonders why we can't just
actually do that, because I know that we have violent
outbursts sometimes, But Heather thinks violently about the underclasses and
doesn't really see the point in them.
Speaker 2: So I hadn't thought about that because she kept her
cool too much, like yeah, yeah, because there is an
inner rage boiling. Had that been a personal assistant in
the cover of her own mansion, Something tells me she
hasn't been a little more vocal.
Speaker 1: That's a cauldron. That's a cauldron in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Badour asks or someone asks Bador if she
would date a short guy. And I believe her ex
husband is a bit of a midge, so that's a
silly question. But we get to Terry Debreu, who wears
lifts evidently.
Speaker 2: And Betty was pissed that that was how could you
not be?
Speaker 3: Heather says that his shoes are going to be high
and expensive. I didn't really understand this. Was she saying
that the resale on them is going to be low
because there or was she just trying to boast about
her wealth and a very star.
Speaker 2: I took away from it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't understand why she was trying to make
it sound like he orders them from China and they're
very expensive when those two things typically.
Speaker 1: Yeah are okay.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that you guys were confused about that as well.
But we ask about different positions, sexual positions. Emily likes
it from behind and again, I just the visual of
that little guy just tearing away at that, it's pretty,
uh disconcerting.
Speaker 2: I said this at the top of the show. I
don't think almost any of these couples are having any sex.
And it's been a while.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I think Katie probably is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Katie, Jen and Ryan now he's totally overcompensating every
scene they have with him. He's like, Babe, you just
look so hot and my eyes are drawn to that
dyed black hair. I'm like, babe, oh man, you and
that bikini. It's over compensating. Those two are not going
to make it to the No.
Speaker 3: I don't think so either, but that will be because
of the FBI. We get to the sex tapes, Katie's
filmed them.
Speaker 2: And Shannona door line by Shannon across the Bow.
Speaker 1: My god, Oh wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet Katie. I bet Katie films because she
likes filming people. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was fantastic.
Speaker 3: And uh, we find out that Jens Vagina is not
working currently Badge Rejuvenation.
Speaker 1: I ruby, so she had a pelvic floor surgery.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think that that is not what this is.
Speaker 2: Pot.
Speaker 4: This is my understanding of this is I know people
intimately who have pelvic coror issues. Said there when you
get if she's not bullshitting and she had to have
a pelvic floor surgery. That's a serious surgery.
Speaker 1: Wow. But it's not a cosmetic thing.
Speaker 3: It's a no, no, it's it's it's a bipedal thing. Right,
I don't know what that means, Like you're bad at walking.
Speaker 4: Not walking necessarily, but like other stuff doesn't work properly
because of it, and it's it. Yeah, it's not cosmetic, Okay.
Speaker 1: Got it? Got it?
Speaker 3: Got it because because initially I thought it was cosmetic
and I was like, and I'm sorry for being a dumb, dumb, dumb,
dumb white boy.
Speaker 2: That's why we asked question.
Speaker 3: That's why we have Ruby here. But but I was wondering,
how does she have this money? Well, she shot money.
Speaker 2: She's got some Real Housewives money. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well next week on the teaser for next week, we'll
see that Tamara fake quits the show.
Speaker 1: So that'll be fun. She's done it before, Yes, she has.
Speaker 3: Chuck Schumer visited Hudson Yards this week. Ruby sat down
with him at Gangs of New York. Wow, God, substance.
Speaker 2: Is that a productive conversation?
Speaker 1: How'd it go?
Speaker 4: It was great.
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