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Speaker 1: Our facebook page your song options this morning, three of
Speaker 1: them from Pantera. Obviously, the one with the most votes
Speaker 1: is determined by you. We will play at nine o'clock.
Speaker 1: Then from all of you who cast the votes, someone
Speaker 1: will be randomly selected to win. Well, it's a halfway
Speaker 1: decent price.
Speaker 2: Mmm, you're gonna want to get your vote in j
Speaker 2: R our Facebook page because we're given away Metalla tickets.
Speaker 1: All right, get that done before nine. If you haven't
Speaker 1: voted yet, let's uh give him Kardashian.
Speaker 3: Oh good dude, I thought that was banned from the show.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, this isn't We normally don't focus
Speaker 1: on anything in the Kardashian vortex of crap, but uh.
Speaker 3: You're gonna say weird, it is crap.
Speaker 1: Do you remember in twenty sixteen when she was robbed
Speaker 1: in her hotel room in the middle of the night
Speaker 1: of her jewelry years. He had twenty sixteen. Well, the
Speaker 1: guy responsible for that's on trial right now and she's testifying.
Speaker 1: And she showed up to testify this week. Remember she
Speaker 1: was robbed of her jewelry. Yeah, showed up to testify
Speaker 1: wearing seven million dollars worth of diamonds.
Speaker 3: See what you missed out on there, chump.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's well played. I just got to point
Speaker 1: that out. We will give credit where credit's doing.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, in the other courtroom, you have p Diddy playing
Speaker 2: the old victim.
Speaker 1: I'm gray and doing heart symbols, and my family's all
Speaker 1: here and about these Oh boy.
Speaker 3: If your family had to sit in and hear this
Speaker 3: stuff that they're hearing that they did and he's freak off.
Speaker 1: His daughter's got up and walked out. Three of his
Speaker 1: kids were in there. They the girls all got up
Speaker 1: and walked out the other day.
Speaker 3: I would too, I'd be mortified. His mom's in there,
Speaker 3: Listen to God. Not that he's ever gonna have Thanksgiving
Speaker 3: again with his family, but hey.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, don't be surprised if the trafficking
Speaker 1: charge does not stick.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, but I'm telling you. Watching the
Speaker 2: mock trials and different things that I've seen he's gonna
Speaker 2: he's gonna get hit with at least one of the
Speaker 2: charges that he's up for.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm just saying on the trafficking stuff, we'll see,
Speaker 1: we'll see you're on the record for that.
Speaker 2: But I'm on the record for saying, at least one
Speaker 2: of these charges will stick on that piece of trash
Speaker 2: that is Diddy.
Speaker 1: I just I just want to see the uh, the
Speaker 1: orbiting universe of folks who uh you know are connected
Speaker 1: to this somehow. We all have our suspicions on the names.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping some of that comes into avage. Oh God,
Speaker 1: you know they've all got to be just saying literally
Speaker 1: prayers every night. Please don't let this come up. Please
Speaker 1: don't let my name come up.
Speaker 3: You know one that you and I both all the commissioners, Yeah, commit,
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna call them the commission.
Speaker 3: Did you see me grab my piece of paper to
Speaker 3: write down the commission?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you know? Ziplock is facing a clash accident
Speaker 1: action lawsuit over their ziplock bags from who well, a
Speaker 1: collective of people who are suing them over their claims
Speaker 1: that their Ziplock bags are microwaves safe.
Speaker 3: I would never microwaves.
Speaker 1: The thought of microwaving something in a Ziplock bag has
Speaker 1: never even crossed my mind.
Speaker 3: No, do you do you micro wave stuff on a styrofoam?
Speaker 3: Nope either, I do not.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm not a conspiracy dude when it comes to microwaves.
Speaker 3: What they what they do, but there's certain items I
Speaker 3: don't put in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So they say that their bags are our microwave
Speaker 1: and freezer safe out well, the freezer bags should be,
Speaker 1: but I guess they claim that their bags are microwave safe.
Speaker 1: The class action lawsuit disputes that, saying that bags may
Speaker 1: shed microplastics when exposed to extreme temperatures, which can pose
Speaker 1: health risks. I'm hoping whoever's bringing the class action lawsuit
Speaker 1: has some serious scientific firepower and studies done behind them too,
Speaker 1: because I'm thinking Ziplocks probably has a few lawyers on
Speaker 1: their staff who oh yeah, keep an eye on that
Speaker 1: and see where that one goes.
Speaker 3: On Earth they have the same lawyers. It's tough, aware,
Speaker 3: but they're mortal enemies.
Speaker 1: Mortal enemies.
Speaker 3: You never know they might be.
Speaker 2: You know how there's big companies like Johnson and Johnson
Speaker 2: that have all these offshoots. Oh, they only have a
Speaker 2: tough word division. We have the this division might be
Speaker 2: you know, I don't know if it's actual tupperware or not.
Speaker 2: It's some reusable container, red top one, whatever it is.
Speaker 2: It's plastic with the red top. What about where did
Speaker 2: the lids go? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many times? Am I? It's
Speaker 1: just my wife and I who lived there. That's it.
Speaker 3: No, No, I'll go I'll.
Speaker 1: Go to put something in one of these containers and
Speaker 1: I can't find a damn lid. I'm like, are they
Speaker 1: all dirty? Do you want the answer to your question?
Speaker 1: They're with the socks from the dryer. There's there's just
Speaker 1: go in this hole, whole.
Speaker 3: Black hole right below your house.
Speaker 1: Sucks it all in.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: Somebody just texted in a great observation at two two
Speaker 2: five two six. Pete Rose is not in the Hall
Speaker 2: of Fame yet, P Diddy is in the wrap Hall
Speaker 2: of Fame.
Speaker 1: Apples oranges, Hey I am.
Speaker 2: And then there's the cush King I'm suing and Ziplock
Speaker 2: because my weed fell out.
Speaker 3: It's always the weed.
Speaker 2: Oh I love this one with Kim All I see
Speaker 2: on the text line sick burn cam.
Speaker 1: We're giving credit to her on this one, then, yeah,
Speaker 1: the only thing better would have been issue Ga gave
Speaker 1: the guy a bulldog? How that taste?
Speaker 3: How that taste?
Speaker 1: Tops Trading Cards is put together a trading card dedicated
Speaker 1: to Pope Leo. It's already breaking records, becoming the best
Speaker 1: selling non sports TOPS card, also out selling Lionel Messi,
Speaker 1: Lebron James aka The Commissioner and John Cena cards. It
Speaker 1: was for anybody who was wondering what our code was
Speaker 1: with the Commissioner.
Speaker 3: We call it.
Speaker 1: So the Pope is out selling Lionel Messi, Lebron James,
Speaker 1: and John Cena cards. So far as you'd expect, the
Speaker 1: Pope's card is being scalped already online with people paying
Speaker 1: upwards of one hundred and ninety five dollars. I guess because.
Speaker 2: People want to have the Pope like in their car
Speaker 2: with them, you know how like some people will have
Speaker 2: like a picture of Jesus in their car or cross
Speaker 2: hanging from the rear view.
Speaker 3: What was your brain thinking.
Speaker 1: Just thinking of clipping a pope trading car to your
Speaker 1: bike spokes? Don't you even remember you used to do that? Oh?
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: We're all guilty. They actually had things that were made.
Speaker 3: They were almost like a zip tie. Do you know
Speaker 3: what I'm talking about? But they mess up your pain
Speaker 3: on your BMX.
Speaker 1: Bike, poor man, just clip a trading card on it.
Speaker 2: No, No, don't worry that it's Babe Ruth original that
Speaker 2: you just put on there without realizing.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was anything of that nature.
Speaker 2: Who's the one that I had? I have one that's
Speaker 2: really Oh it's a Babe Ruth. I have a Babe Ruth.
Speaker 2: But you know what, it's not worth money? You know
Speaker 2: why his food stains on it?
Speaker 3: No, I would have food stains.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's probably just not a probably not
Speaker 1: in a rare lot, or.
Speaker 3: It's made out to Bobby. If you if you have
Speaker 3: a card that's made out to Patrick or Pat or
Speaker 3: Big Red or what it devalues it. I learned that
Speaker 3: when I tried to hawking.
Speaker 1: Ith TikTok is touting human dog food.
Speaker 2: Okay, I said, this could go several ways, because I
Speaker 2: mean the owner is sometimes human dog food.
Speaker 3: We've seen that. Unfortunately, here's what this is.
Speaker 1: You get some guy who get on there and he's
Speaker 1: getting his fifteen minutes of TikTok fame with his meal preparation.
Speaker 1: He minces up a bunch of vegetables, chops up tofu
Speaker 1: and chicken ads, rice, cooks it all together, then mixes
Speaker 1: it together and eats a bowl of it for every meal,
Speaker 1: and it looks like canned dog food. Hey, so he's
Speaker 1: just he's just taking all of his food and doing
Speaker 1: like you would do when you were.
Speaker 3: You know, or for an old person. He's furiating his food.
Speaker 1: Yeah, basically so, but no, it's it's it's it's on
Speaker 1: obviously on social media, so it's got to be labeled
Speaker 1: as something or a trend, so they're a hack.
Speaker 3: Does he feed it to his dog?
Speaker 1: No, he eats it. I was gonna say it. It
Speaker 1: just resembles canned dog food. You said that.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking if you are feeding that your dog,
Speaker 2: your dog hates you and he is definitely gonna eat
Speaker 2: your face and you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, although, what dude, the pet food, high end pet
Speaker 1: food racket right now, that that's where people are making
Speaker 1: money hand. Yeah, do you see how many companies are
Speaker 1: out schlepping high end pet food.
Speaker 3: It's the commercial.
Speaker 1: It's better than what we eat.
Speaker 2: It's the commercial where they kick the friend out of
Speaker 2: the house because they're ragging on their dog food.
Speaker 1: That's just one of them.
Speaker 3: If if I'm at.
Speaker 2: Your house and you have dog food in your fridge,
Speaker 2: I'm ragging you too.
Speaker 3: I want a cold beer.
Speaker 1: We do have dog food. It's it's pet food. It's
Speaker 1: real food. We do have dog food in our fridge.
Speaker 3: Indeed, you really, well, why do you say pet food?
Speaker 3: It is that's the.
Speaker 1: Brand's I forget what brand is. Yeah, you have to
Speaker 1: keep it refrigerated, so I see, I would kick you. Well,
Speaker 1: my wife would kick you out of the house. Oh,
Speaker 1: she's the one who I have no problem. I'd be cool.
Speaker 2: Beer fridge is in the garage anyway, I know that
Speaker 2: it's the one the bears.
Speaker 1: Breaking, as if the sealed bag of food contaminates everything
Speaker 1: else and it's rendering it unconsumable, even inedible can't drink.
Speaker 3: If you kept that in the outside beer fridge, even
Speaker 3: the bears wouldn't eat it. They look at it and go.
Speaker 1: Look at these mortals keeping their pet food. This is
Speaker 1: keep in mind friend of Dog's taco Bob speaking, Hey,
Speaker 1: we have good stuff for our dog, not for me.
Speaker 1: It's still have yet to pay for anything for the dog.
Speaker 1: I told though I didn't get a dog, you guys did,
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