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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey there, I'm Jotty Mash with your barely comedy news.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's a bick of this first one.

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<v Speaker 2>Paramount Pictures has acquired a pitch inspired by the classic

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<v Speaker 2>game mash. The mash game starts off with a player

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<v Speaker 2>writing out the letter's mash to predict whether you will

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<v Speaker 2>live in a mansion, apartment, shack, or house. Categories then

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<v Speaker 2>picked on what you want in your future a spouse, kids, cars, pets,

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<v Speaker 2>et cetera. Options are crossed off or circled under each

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<v Speaker 2>category using a magic number, yielding your final resolution. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Paramount has acquired a pitch inspired by Mash from Nicki Glazer,

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<v Speaker 2>who will star, in, produce, and co write the film.

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<v Speaker 2>In Nicki Glazer's untitled Mash product, a woman's childhood mash

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<v Speaker 2>game magically becomes reality and she discovers that perfect life

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<v Speaker 2>isn't the one she imagined. Okay, boy, Nicki Glazer, your

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<v Speaker 2>agents are getting it done like Capital G. Capital D

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<v Speaker 2>keep riding this wave of Nikki Glazer. Brett Goldstein spoke

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<v Speaker 2>to Variety. He said, editing his specials hard, it really

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<v Speaker 2>does matter where you cut the shot. It affects the

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<v Speaker 2>rhythm of the joke, and you're so long in the

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<v Speaker 2>edit you get so obsessive, a detailed that by the

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<v Speaker 2>end you're like, I don't even know anymore. Is this funny?

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<v Speaker 2>I hope it's funny, whereas live, you know it's a

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<v Speaker 2>yes or no. He taped two shows for the special.

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<v Speaker 2>Stress point early in the first show, when the crowd

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<v Speaker 2>didn't let out a big cheer at the beginning, he said,

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<v Speaker 2>in a way, it was good because it made me go,

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<v Speaker 2>you have to nail this because they're not going to

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<v Speaker 2>be easy. So the first show, I was really locked in.

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<v Speaker 2>In the later show, they were much more up for it.

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<v Speaker 2>There was much more energy, It was much more loose.

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<v Speaker 2>I improvised a lot and I played around more. It

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<v Speaker 2>was sillier. He thought the second show would wind up

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<v Speaker 2>being the special, but then I went back in and

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<v Speaker 2>watched the first show, and I was like, the first

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<v Speaker 2>show's better for TV because you're not there. You the

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<v Speaker 2>audience at home, are not there. So me, me messing around,

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<v Speaker 2>being loosey goosey's less fun because you weren't there. He

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<v Speaker 2>shot it in New Jersey, but he wanted to shoot

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<v Speaker 2>it at Minneapolis, but it was February and I was

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<v Speaker 2>told if we shot it there that the equipment would

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<v Speaker 2>freeze was so cold, we might not make it. He's

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<v Speaker 2>working on a follow up and says, I've got many

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<v Speaker 2>months to figure it out, but it's a good one.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I came up with a thing that I think,

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<v Speaker 2>structurally is very satisfying. Talked about this a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>on Friday. Jeff Ross is coming to Broadway with Take

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<v Speaker 2>a Banana for the Ride eight weeks August fifth through

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<v Speaker 2>September twenty ninth. The show is described as a hilarious

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<v Speaker 2>and cathartic comedic experience about life and human resilience. The show,

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<v Speaker 2>Take a Banana for the Ride, is named after Jeff's

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<v Speaker 2>grandfather's practical travel advice. Ross explains, and ever since my

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<v Speaker 2>aunt Best took me to see Jackie Mason on Broadway

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<v Speaker 2>when I was young, I've daydreamed about performing my own

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<v Speaker 2>classy and uncensored one man show. I'm honored and excited

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<v Speaker 2>by the opportunity to share my origin story of how

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<v Speaker 2>I became the Roastmaster General. This new show is designed

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<v Speaker 2>to be a cathartic experience shared with others. I encourage

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<v Speaker 2>you to bring friends that you care about, people that

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<v Speaker 2>might be going through tough times. I'll shake them out

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<v Speaker 2>of it with an evening of uncensored jokes, uplifting stories, songs,

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<v Speaker 2>and even some live roasting or the Braevest volunteers. Colin

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<v Speaker 2>Joe spoke to Variety about putting together SNL fifty. He said,

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<v Speaker 2>I found it much more stressful because you didn't want

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<v Speaker 2>to let people down who are legends. There was so

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<v Speaker 2>much more lead time, but just like the regular show,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say ninety percent of it got written in the

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<v Speaker 2>week leading up to it, so it was stressful for

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<v Speaker 2>six months for everybody. He was nervous to write for

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<v Speaker 2>Eddie Murphy, who's very cool, and Seth Myers was in

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<v Speaker 2>the room and added the word taciturn. Joe said, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>so someone's not talking. You read all of your worst

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<v Speaker 2>fears into that person. So when I first presented him

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<v Speaker 2>with a sketch, she was like, I think it's funny

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<v Speaker 2>I was waiting for, but I'm not going to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>That is stressful. Seth has been doing all kinds of

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<v Speaker 2>press and I don't know why. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>he's pushing, but he's been everywhere lately. He spoke to Variety.

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<v Speaker 2>Seth said, unless some major sea change happens, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think there's going to be a whole new wave of

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<v Speaker 2>network hosts on the way. There's always been nobody understands

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<v Speaker 2>this business in this format better than Jimmy Kimmel, so

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<v Speaker 2>when he talks about it, I tend to share his opinion.

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<v Speaker 2>It does bum me out that the other people won't

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<v Speaker 2>have exactly this opportunity, But then again, when you think

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<v Speaker 2>about podcasts, they have just a big as reaches we

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<v Speaker 2>ever had. If you're a great lover of the institution

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<v Speaker 2>of late night talk shows, there's probably some sadness in

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<v Speaker 2>your future. But if you love funny people, telling funny

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<v Speaker 2>jokes and talking to people in interesting ways, that's always

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<v Speaker 2>going to be available. Set's contract is up in twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty eight, but says the network knows I'd like to

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<v Speaker 2>do it as long as they'll have me. Las Vegas

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<v Speaker 2>Weekly caught up with Tiffany Hattish. They were curious about

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<v Speaker 2>her hanging out backstage with Tim mcgrawn an Instagram video

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<v Speaker 2>in which she raved about his cologne. Tiffany said he

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<v Speaker 2>did smell good and he looks great for his age.

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<v Speaker 2>I wan'ts Tim McGraw. Tim mcrow's going to be younger

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<v Speaker 2>than me. I'm gonna feel ancient. I shouldn't do this search.

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<v Speaker 2>Tim McGraw is fifty eight. Oh yeah, he's old. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>only fifty five. He did smell good. He looks great

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<v Speaker 2>for his age. But I was like, dang, my brother's

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<v Speaker 2>lighter than you. Are you sure you're not black? He

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<v Speaker 2>was telling me about being on the ranch and all that,

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<v Speaker 2>being a cowboy. He used to ride bulls and new

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<v Speaker 2>rodeos when he was a teenager. Tiffany said, I am

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<v Speaker 2>a mechanical bull rider type at a bar, then I

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<v Speaker 2>give a little extra something to the operator and not

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<v Speaker 2>tossing me around like a crazy person. I've ever seen

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<v Speaker 2>me in a competition for bull riding. Double check to

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<v Speaker 2>make sure I did cheat. She is working on a

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<v Speaker 2>show for Peacock called Tiffany Hattish goes off and explains,

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<v Speaker 2>it's me and my real friends and we're going to Africa.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was a kid, I always used to tell

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<v Speaker 2>them I'm going to take you to Africa. I'm very

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<v Speaker 2>big on If I say it, that's what it's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be and it might take me thirty years, but we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do it. So we did it. It was a spiritual

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<v Speaker 2>experience for us, a journey that I think every girlfriend

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<v Speaker 2>group should take. No, I'm not gonna lie to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I was gonna be on some hoe stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I was gonna be hooking up with some

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<v Speaker 2>African king. But then I realized I'm not the hoe

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I was. Do you have some strong moral

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<v Speaker 2>compass that It really showed me that who I associate

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<v Speaker 2>with really does affect how I move. Zarn A Gorg

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<v Speaker 2>she's got a good team too, good job agent in

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<v Speaker 2>pr team, she has been everywhere. She's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>on Hulu in July. Her special is called Practical People Win.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll premiere Friday, July eighteenth. In Practical People Win, Zarna

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<v Speaker 2>Gorg will take aim at husband's kids, in laws, and

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<v Speaker 2>anyone who dares question in Indian Mom's wisdom. How long

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<v Speaker 2>special filmed in San Francisco. Mike Veckione will get a

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<v Speaker 2>special on Nate Bergatzy's YouTube channel, Nateland. This one's called

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<v Speaker 2>Low Income White. It'll be out June twenty seventh. That's

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<v Speaker 2>this week in Low income White Mike unloads of Barrage,

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<v Speaker 2>a fast paced, observational humor that hits on everything from

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<v Speaker 2>aging and generational divides to the absurdity of modern life.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a quick clip for you, Well, let's listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I got all kinds of friends now, single, married, divorced.

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<v Speaker 1>I got one friend he got married, divorced, remarried the

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<v Speaker 1>same woman. I talked to him a few days ago.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, I'm depressed. I'm like, why are you depressed?

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<v Speaker 1>He said, I'm having marital problems. Like, dude, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>having marital problems. You have a learning disability.

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<v Speaker 2>Chris Porter talked to w RF and said he's enjoyed touring,

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<v Speaker 2>but sometimes envy's people he grew up with who stayed local.

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<v Speaker 2>He says, there's something peaceful about that life, like an

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<v Speaker 2>episode of Leave It to Beaver. Everything you ever knew

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<v Speaker 2>right there. But I'm also glad I left saw the

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<v Speaker 2>world did some crazy stuff. Still, I miss when things

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<v Speaker 2>felt massive, when being back stage at a concert was

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<v Speaker 2>a big deal. It's like when your friend is a

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<v Speaker 2>Zach Brown fan and you're like, oh, yeah, I just

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<v Speaker 2>played guitar with them at Kid Rock's house. Chelsea Handler

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<v Speaker 2>was talking about the origins of her book deal, she says,

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<v Speaker 2>I got this book deal when I was dating Joe

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<v Speaker 2>coy You know, you may remember Joe Coyo was at

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<v Speaker 2>the Golden Globes one time, but I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 2>get into that story today. And it was a very

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<v Speaker 2>public relationship. My editor was like, oh my god, Chelsea

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<v Speaker 2>Handler's in love and publicly in love. You have to

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<v Speaker 2>write a book about falling in love. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>no problem. I didn't know this. Chelsea and Joe coy

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<v Speaker 2>were first introduced by John Lovetz I guess, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>why not? Chelsea said. The end of that relationship changed

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<v Speaker 2>the trajectory of writing her book. Or editor asked if

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<v Speaker 2>she would consider writing a book about breaking up, and

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<v Speaker 2>Chelsea was like, nah, my vibe is happy and optimistic.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, okay, I'm not going to just do a book.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I have a book deal. I can give the

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<v Speaker 2>book deal back. So I reflected and I traveled. I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>do I have anything to say? And I did think

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<v Speaker 2>about how people perceived me and how I feel and

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<v Speaker 2>where I am in my life and where I want

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<v Speaker 2>it to be. I think the book, which is called

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<v Speaker 2>I'll Have What she's having about reflection. I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>we've all given ourselves enough credit for where we've come

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<v Speaker 2>from and what we've accomplished. We go so fast through

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<v Speaker 2>life that you kind of forget. And here's a conspiracy

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<v Speaker 2>theory that even I don't believe in. People are claiming

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<v Speaker 2>that the upcoming film tron Ares is copying ideas from

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<v Speaker 2>Adam Sandler. Stay with me, Why would you copy an

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<v Speaker 2>idea from Adam Sandler unless the idea was have Drew

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<v Speaker 2>Barrymore in your film. That would be the only idea

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<v Speaker 2>for Adam Sandler I would ever copy. Right. So, tron

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<v Speaker 2>Ares is a sequel to Tron Legacy, which is a

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<v Speaker 2>sequel to say it with me, Tron. Now, in this

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<v Speaker 2>new movie, Tron's digital world spills over into the real world, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like video game stuff coming to the real world.

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<v Speaker 2>People are saying that is a similar idea to Adam

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<v Speaker 2>Sandler's twenty fifteen movie Pixels, which I guess it is,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's kind of not at all. Do you really

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<v Speaker 2>think somebody said, hey, Disney, you know we got this

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<v Speaker 2>whole Tron franchise, you know we ought to make a

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<v Speaker 2>third movie. Hey, great idea John, What do you got?

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<v Speaker 2>What if we ripped off one of Adam Sandler's worst movies?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean one of Adam Sandler's worst movies?

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<v Speaker 2>They're all terrible. No, I know, they're all terrible except

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<v Speaker 2>on cut Gems and the one about basketball and the

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<v Speaker 2>Space one. Those ones are okay and the two with

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<v Speaker 2>Drew Barrymore. But the rest are all garbage. We know that.

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<v Speaker 2>But why would we rip off Pixels? I mean, if

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<v Speaker 2>we were going to rip off an Adam Sandler movie,

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<v Speaker 2>why that one? You know you're right, that's your comedy

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<v Speaker 2>needs for today. See you tomorrow