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Speaker 2: Hey there, I'm Jotty Mash with your barely comedy news.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's a bick of this first one.
Speaker 2: Paramount Pictures has acquired a pitch inspired by the classic
Speaker 2: game mash. The mash game starts off with a player
Speaker 2: writing out the letter's mash to predict whether you will
Speaker 2: live in a mansion, apartment, shack, or house. Categories then
Speaker 2: picked on what you want in your future a spouse, kids, cars, pets,
Speaker 2: et cetera. Options are crossed off or circled under each
Speaker 2: category using a magic number, yielding your final resolution. Anyway.
Speaker 2: Paramount has acquired a pitch inspired by Mash from Nicki Glazer,
Speaker 2: who will star, in, produce, and co write the film.
Speaker 2: In Nicki Glazer's untitled Mash product, a woman's childhood mash
Speaker 2: game magically becomes reality and she discovers that perfect life
Speaker 2: isn't the one she imagined. Okay, boy, Nicki Glazer, your
Speaker 2: agents are getting it done like Capital G. Capital D
Speaker 2: keep riding this wave of Nikki Glazer. Brett Goldstein spoke
Speaker 2: to Variety. He said, editing his specials hard, it really
Speaker 2: does matter where you cut the shot. It affects the
Speaker 2: rhythm of the joke, and you're so long in the
Speaker 2: edit you get so obsessive, a detailed that by the
Speaker 2: end you're like, I don't even know anymore. Is this funny?
Speaker 2: I hope it's funny, whereas live, you know it's a
Speaker 2: yes or no. He taped two shows for the special.
Speaker 2: Stress point early in the first show, when the crowd
Speaker 2: didn't let out a big cheer at the beginning, he said,
Speaker 2: in a way, it was good because it made me go,
Speaker 2: you have to nail this because they're not going to
Speaker 2: be easy. So the first show, I was really locked in.
Speaker 2: In the later show, they were much more up for it.
Speaker 2: There was much more energy, It was much more loose.
Speaker 2: I improvised a lot and I played around more. It
Speaker 2: was sillier. He thought the second show would wind up
Speaker 2: being the special, but then I went back in and
Speaker 2: watched the first show, and I was like, the first
Speaker 2: show's better for TV because you're not there. You the
Speaker 2: audience at home, are not there. So me, me messing around,
Speaker 2: being loosey goosey's less fun because you weren't there. He
Speaker 2: shot it in New Jersey, but he wanted to shoot
Speaker 2: it at Minneapolis, but it was February and I was
Speaker 2: told if we shot it there that the equipment would
Speaker 2: freeze was so cold, we might not make it. He's
Speaker 2: working on a follow up and says, I've got many
Speaker 2: months to figure it out, but it's a good one.
Speaker 2: I think I came up with a thing that I think,
Speaker 2: structurally is very satisfying. Talked about this a little bit
Speaker 2: on Friday. Jeff Ross is coming to Broadway with Take
Speaker 2: a Banana for the Ride eight weeks August fifth through
Speaker 2: September twenty ninth. The show is described as a hilarious
Speaker 2: and cathartic comedic experience about life and human resilience. The show,
Speaker 2: Take a Banana for the Ride, is named after Jeff's
Speaker 2: grandfather's practical travel advice. Ross explains, and ever since my
Speaker 2: aunt Best took me to see Jackie Mason on Broadway
Speaker 2: when I was young, I've daydreamed about performing my own
Speaker 2: classy and uncensored one man show. I'm honored and excited
Speaker 2: by the opportunity to share my origin story of how
Speaker 2: I became the Roastmaster General. This new show is designed
Speaker 2: to be a cathartic experience shared with others. I encourage
Speaker 2: you to bring friends that you care about, people that
Speaker 2: might be going through tough times. I'll shake them out
Speaker 2: of it with an evening of uncensored jokes, uplifting stories, songs,
Speaker 2: and even some live roasting or the Braevest volunteers. Colin
Speaker 2: Joe spoke to Variety about putting together SNL fifty. He said,
Speaker 2: I found it much more stressful because you didn't want
Speaker 2: to let people down who are legends. There was so
Speaker 2: much more lead time, but just like the regular show,
Speaker 2: I'd say ninety percent of it got written in the
Speaker 2: week leading up to it, so it was stressful for
Speaker 2: six months for everybody. He was nervous to write for
Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy, who's very cool, and Seth Myers was in
Speaker 2: the room and added the word taciturn. Joe said, yes,
Speaker 2: so someone's not talking. You read all of your worst
Speaker 2: fears into that person. So when I first presented him
Speaker 2: with a sketch, she was like, I think it's funny
Speaker 2: I was waiting for, but I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 2: That is stressful. Seth has been doing all kinds of
Speaker 2: press and I don't know why. I don't know what
Speaker 2: he's pushing, but he's been everywhere lately. He spoke to Variety.
Speaker 2: Seth said, unless some major sea change happens, I don't
Speaker 2: think there's going to be a whole new wave of
Speaker 2: network hosts on the way. There's always been nobody understands
Speaker 2: this business in this format better than Jimmy Kimmel, so
Speaker 2: when he talks about it, I tend to share his opinion.
Speaker 2: It does bum me out that the other people won't
Speaker 2: have exactly this opportunity, But then again, when you think
Speaker 2: about podcasts, they have just a big as reaches we
Speaker 2: ever had. If you're a great lover of the institution
Speaker 2: of late night talk shows, there's probably some sadness in
Speaker 2: your future. But if you love funny people, telling funny
Speaker 2: jokes and talking to people in interesting ways, that's always
Speaker 2: going to be available. Set's contract is up in twenty
Speaker 2: twenty eight, but says the network knows I'd like to
Speaker 2: do it as long as they'll have me. Las Vegas
Speaker 2: Weekly caught up with Tiffany Hattish. They were curious about
Speaker 2: her hanging out backstage with Tim mcgrawn an Instagram video
Speaker 2: in which she raved about his cologne. Tiffany said he
Speaker 2: did smell good and he looks great for his age.
Speaker 2: I wan'ts Tim McGraw. Tim mcrow's going to be younger
Speaker 2: than me. I'm gonna feel ancient. I shouldn't do this search.
Speaker 2: Tim McGraw is fifty eight. Oh yeah, he's old. I'm
Speaker 2: only fifty five. He did smell good. He looks great
Speaker 2: for his age. But I was like, dang, my brother's
Speaker 2: lighter than you. Are you sure you're not black? He
Speaker 2: was telling me about being on the ranch and all that,
Speaker 2: being a cowboy. He used to ride bulls and new
Speaker 2: rodeos when he was a teenager. Tiffany said, I am
Speaker 2: a mechanical bull rider type at a bar, then I
Speaker 2: give a little extra something to the operator and not
Speaker 2: tossing me around like a crazy person. I've ever seen
Speaker 2: me in a competition for bull riding. Double check to
Speaker 2: make sure I did cheat. She is working on a
Speaker 2: show for Peacock called Tiffany Hattish goes off and explains,
Speaker 2: it's me and my real friends and we're going to Africa.
Speaker 2: When I was a kid, I always used to tell
Speaker 2: them I'm going to take you to Africa. I'm very
Speaker 2: big on If I say it, that's what it's gonna
Speaker 2: be and it might take me thirty years, but we're
Speaker 2: gonna do it. So we did it. It was a spiritual
Speaker 2: experience for us, a journey that I think every girlfriend
Speaker 2: group should take. No, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna be on some hoe stuff.
Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna be hooking up with some
Speaker 2: African king. But then I realized I'm not the hoe
Speaker 2: I thought I was. Do you have some strong moral
Speaker 2: compass that It really showed me that who I associate
Speaker 2: with really does affect how I move. Zarn A Gorg
Speaker 2: she's got a good team too, good job agent in
Speaker 2: pr team, she has been everywhere. She's going to be
Speaker 2: on Hulu in July. Her special is called Practical People Win.
Speaker 2: It'll premiere Friday, July eighteenth. In Practical People Win, Zarna
Speaker 2: Gorg will take aim at husband's kids, in laws, and
Speaker 2: anyone who dares question in Indian Mom's wisdom. How long
Speaker 2: special filmed in San Francisco. Mike Veckione will get a
Speaker 2: special on Nate Bergatzy's YouTube channel, Nateland. This one's called
Speaker 2: Low Income White. It'll be out June twenty seventh. That's
Speaker 2: this week in Low income White Mike unloads of Barrage,
Speaker 2: a fast paced, observational humor that hits on everything from
Speaker 2: aging and generational divides to the absurdity of modern life.
Speaker 2: Got a quick clip for you, Well, let's listen.
Speaker 1: I got all kinds of friends now, single, married, divorced.
Speaker 1: I got one friend he got married, divorced, remarried the
Speaker 1: same woman. I talked to him a few days ago.
Speaker 1: He said, I'm depressed. I'm like, why are you depressed?
Speaker 1: He said, I'm having marital problems. Like, dude, you're not
Speaker 1: having marital problems. You have a learning disability.
Speaker 2: Chris Porter talked to w RF and said he's enjoyed touring,
Speaker 2: but sometimes envy's people he grew up with who stayed local.
Speaker 2: He says, there's something peaceful about that life, like an
Speaker 2: episode of Leave It to Beaver. Everything you ever knew
Speaker 2: right there. But I'm also glad I left saw the
Speaker 2: world did some crazy stuff. Still, I miss when things
Speaker 2: felt massive, when being back stage at a concert was
Speaker 2: a big deal. It's like when your friend is a
Speaker 2: Zach Brown fan and you're like, oh, yeah, I just
Speaker 2: played guitar with them at Kid Rock's house. Chelsea Handler
Speaker 2: was talking about the origins of her book deal, she says,
Speaker 2: I got this book deal when I was dating Joe
Speaker 2: coy You know, you may remember Joe Coyo was at
Speaker 2: the Golden Globes one time, but I'm not going to
Speaker 2: get into that story today. And it was a very
Speaker 2: public relationship. My editor was like, oh my god, Chelsea
Speaker 2: Handler's in love and publicly in love. You have to
Speaker 2: write a book about falling in love. And I was like,
Speaker 2: no problem. I didn't know this. Chelsea and Joe coy
Speaker 2: were first introduced by John Lovetz I guess, I mean,
Speaker 2: why not? Chelsea said. The end of that relationship changed
Speaker 2: the trajectory of writing her book. Or editor asked if
Speaker 2: she would consider writing a book about breaking up, and
Speaker 2: Chelsea was like, nah, my vibe is happy and optimistic.
Speaker 2: I thought, okay, I'm not going to just do a book.
Speaker 2: Because I have a book deal. I can give the
Speaker 2: book deal back. So I reflected and I traveled. I thought,
Speaker 2: do I have anything to say? And I did think
Speaker 2: about how people perceived me and how I feel and
Speaker 2: where I am in my life and where I want
Speaker 2: it to be. I think the book, which is called
Speaker 2: I'll Have What she's having about reflection. I don't think
Speaker 2: we've all given ourselves enough credit for where we've come
Speaker 2: from and what we've accomplished. We go so fast through
Speaker 2: life that you kind of forget. And here's a conspiracy
Speaker 2: theory that even I don't believe in. People are claiming
Speaker 2: that the upcoming film tron Ares is copying ideas from
Speaker 2: Adam Sandler. Stay with me, Why would you copy an
Speaker 2: idea from Adam Sandler unless the idea was have Drew
Speaker 2: Barrymore in your film. That would be the only idea
Speaker 2: for Adam Sandler I would ever copy. Right. So, tron
Speaker 2: Ares is a sequel to Tron Legacy, which is a
Speaker 2: sequel to say it with me, Tron. Now, in this
Speaker 2: new movie, Tron's digital world spills over into the real world, right,
Speaker 2: So it's like video game stuff coming to the real world.
Speaker 2: People are saying that is a similar idea to Adam
Speaker 2: Sandler's twenty fifteen movie Pixels, which I guess it is,
Speaker 2: but it's kind of not at all. Do you really
Speaker 2: think somebody said, hey, Disney, you know we got this
Speaker 2: whole Tron franchise, you know we ought to make a
Speaker 2: third movie. Hey, great idea John, What do you got?
Speaker 2: What if we ripped off one of Adam Sandler's worst movies?
Speaker 2: What do you mean one of Adam Sandler's worst movies?
Speaker 2: They're all terrible. No, I know, they're all terrible except
Speaker 2: on cut Gems and the one about basketball and the
Speaker 2: Space one. Those ones are okay and the two with
Speaker 2: Drew Barrymore. But the rest are all garbage. We know that.
Speaker 2: But why would we rip off Pixels? I mean, if
Speaker 2: we were going to rip off an Adam Sandler movie,
Speaker 2: why that one? You know you're right, that's your comedy
Speaker 2: needs for today. See you tomorrow