Speaker 1: Andy Music Hall with a surprise guest.
Speaker 2: Good evening.
Speaker 1: This is Hallow Wilcox inviting you to the amoson Andy
Speaker 1: Music Hall. And now, ladies and gentlemen, here transcribed are
Speaker 1: your hosts for tonight and for every night Monday through Friday,
Speaker 1: the creators of amos and Andy, Freemon Gosden and Charles Correll. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm Freeman Gosden and I'm Charles Correll. Tonight over at
Speaker 1: the amos Landy Music Hall, the Kingfishers lined up a
Speaker 1: very special guest, but so far he's kept it a
Speaker 1: secret from amos Andy. Gods, do you have any idea
Speaker 1: who it is? Not to fight us, Charlie, So let's
Speaker 1: drop over to the Lodge Hall and see if we
Speaker 1: can find out who the King Faece has for a
Speaker 1: mystery guest. Good evening, folks, This is George Kingfish Stevens
Speaker 1: at the Emerson and the Music Hall. Well, the night
Speaker 1: I was bringing you a special mystery guest who I
Speaker 1: know you was all gonna be happy to hear from
Speaker 1: once again, Well, King Siege, I think you ought at
Speaker 1: least tell me and Andy who the mystery guests is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ain't gonna hide in a flying for us. Go in there,
Speaker 1: but I guarantee you and he walk in the door there. Uh,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be someone that you and all our listeners
Speaker 1: is gonna be happy to meet again. You know, sense
Speaker 1: the pumping me No further here because I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: tell you. So let's go on with the show. Yes,
Speaker 1: and the What is the first record you got for
Speaker 1: us tonight? Let me squint at the thing here, Crazy
Speaker 1: about Your Baby sung by the Crew Cuts. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a cute number. Them boys has got nice voices too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but tell me this. What is this I keep noticing
Speaker 1: on the records here? Say forty five? What is that RPM? Business? RPM? Well,
Speaker 1: and then let's take it one at a time. Let's
Speaker 1: take the r. R stands for revolutions. You know what
Speaker 1: a revolution is on you? Oh? Sure that is always
Speaker 1: going on in South America? No, no, no, this is
Speaker 1: a revolution like going around like the earth revolves around
Speaker 1: the sun. No Ford, how long has that been going on?
Speaker 1: Oh listen, man, they look here. I hadn't been in
Speaker 1: front of yours for a long time, and I won't
Speaker 1: tell you something in the future. If there's any little
Speaker 1: thing on the record that you don't understand or that
Speaker 1: bothers you in any way. I want you to do
Speaker 1: me a favor. Yeah, kings, what is that? Just shut
Speaker 1: your big fat mouth and play the record. What is
Speaker 1: you talking about? You sound like I'm making it or something.
Speaker 1: I know what I'm doing. At a minute, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: here is the crew baby singing baby about you? Crazy
Speaker 1: John John.
Speaker 3: Crazy do your baby?
Speaker 1: Wants you all to myself?
Speaker 2: Crazy? Don't your baby know when I'm gonna jump?
Speaker 3: Gives me on you.
Speaker 1: Love and all that you can have fun.
Speaker 2: Let's believe you.
Speaker 4: Always able to be a doge.
Speaker 5: Great about your baby, Thanks at your baby.
Speaker 1: Gray about your baby.
Speaker 2: I want you all of my jib.
Speaker 6: Gray about your baby. Thank you about your baby.
Speaker 2: Thanks about your baby? Want you all to myself now?
Speaker 2: The time is come on, honey. Will you please me
Speaker 2: my wife.
Speaker 3: I will taken care of you the rest of your life.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna spend a lot of money house.
Speaker 1: So put I got it in the country.
Speaker 2: Card me and you crazy about your baby yet.
Speaker 1: Baby raised alcivating wind you all of my child.
Speaker 6: The jet although no, but crazy about your baby.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm crazy about your bout you babem non.
Speaker 2: I'm bother with.
Speaker 6: John's Crazy about your Baby, want you all to my child, crazy.
Speaker 1: By crazy alcab wind you all.
Speaker 2: Of my d as.
Speaker 1: We are married me but based the family.
Speaker 5: All the time we have beddy when they live a
Speaker 5: humbling around little Bay.
Speaker 3: There were to be supporting the phillis be the day baby,
Speaker 3: thank a.
Speaker 1: Bout your baby, wink you all to my time, assisting
Speaker 1: the ignorance out of mister Brown's introduction.
Speaker 2: That was the cue cut singing.
Speaker 1: Crazy about your baby, say Kingfish, And you're gonna tell
Speaker 1: us yet who our mystery guess is tonight. Well you'll
Speaker 1: see soon enough. And and there ain't no sense of
Speaker 1: being curious curiosic and get you in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1: Like Southhire's brother Leroy, he was working for a construction
Speaker 1: company this summer and curiosity got the best of him.
Speaker 1: He stuck his head under the piled driver to see
Speaker 1: what made it work. Now, every time it rains, the
Speaker 1: top of his head looks like a bird bath him.
Speaker 1: At a party, some of the fellas was using him
Speaker 1: for a ashtray. Ladies and gentlemen. The next record we're
Speaker 1: gonna play is a favorite of mine. It's one of
Speaker 1: Bing Crosby's. I guess over the years, our friend mister
Speaker 1: Crosby has had more hits than anyone else in the business.
Speaker 1: Everyone has got his favorite Bing Crosby record, And just
Speaker 1: recently the Deck of People has done put all of
Speaker 1: Bing's great hits together in one album. And right now,
Speaker 1: I'd like you to hear one that has been a
Speaker 1: big favorite of mine ever since he sung it in
Speaker 1: Going My Way?
Speaker 2: You like to swing at a star? Harry moonbeam on
Speaker 2: me the job, I'm being better off than you are?
Speaker 2: Or would you rather be a mule? A mule is
Speaker 2: an animal with long funny.
Speaker 1: Anything here is that kids drawning by his brain? Is
Speaker 1: we he just plain stupid with the subburn Street.
Speaker 4: And by the way, if you hate to go to school,
Speaker 4: you may grow up to be a mule.
Speaker 5: Or would you like to swing on a dog carry mooning?
Speaker 5: Carming a job any batter.
Speaker 2: Robbing you a r Or would you rather be a pig? Oh?
Speaker 3: He gets an animal a third on his face.
Speaker 2: His shoes are a terrible to space.
Speaker 6: He has no matter when he's just food.
Speaker 3: He's fat, lazy, and extremely run.
Speaker 2: But if you don't care, a feather or a pig.
Speaker 2: You may grow up to be a pig.
Speaker 5: Or would you like to swing on a dog carry
Speaker 5: moon in calling a job any batter robbing you are?
Speaker 4: Or would you rather be a sick All fish.
Speaker 2: Won't do anything between them or cross.
Speaker 3: He can't write his name or read.
Speaker 1: A book to do those people, and his only thoughts
Speaker 1: and all he's slippery. He still get pot.
Speaker 4: But then if that sort of life is what you wish,
Speaker 4: you may grow up to be a fish, a new
Speaker 4: kind that jumps up slippers hand all the monkeys.
Speaker 2: Ivers every day you need.
Speaker 1: So you see, it's all up to you. You can
Speaker 1: be better than all.
Speaker 2: You could be swinging on a stall.
Speaker 1: Well, ladies and gentlemen, the Queen kiss still ain't told
Speaker 1: us who his mystery guest is tonight, and I guess
Speaker 1: there ain't no chance to find it out of them?
Speaker 1: Are you got an inkland who it is? And no
Speaker 1: I must? I've been Inkland in my mind for the
Speaker 1: bast half hours. Every ink I come up? What is
Speaker 1: the wrong ink? When the Kinglish want to keep something quiet,
Speaker 1: he makes a clam look like a blaberlab What is
Speaker 1: the next record?
Speaker 2: We got there with the folks.
Speaker 1: It's a k Star Record Ladies and Gentlemen. Miss k
Speaker 1: Star has had many hits, and they're usually not a
Speaker 1: tune that everybody else can do. They seem to be
Speaker 1: tailor made just to fit her. Listen to her now
Speaker 1: as she sings, Am I a toy or a treasure?
Speaker 2: Am? Or am I a treasure?
Speaker 3: Which of the two? Am I?
Speaker 2: To you? And my of it? That dangle on string?
Speaker 3: Or original love?
Speaker 6: For me?
Speaker 2: A round precious thing? Oh?
Speaker 7: Will lop be.
Speaker 2: To cherish forever?
Speaker 3: Or thrown away?
Speaker 2: One? Publics and myth?
Speaker 3: Are you to say thing or just another playing?
Speaker 1: Am I at all?
Speaker 3: Or a treasure?
Speaker 2: To me? Am I?
Speaker 3: Or am I a treasure?
Speaker 7: Wait of to.
Speaker 3: And to you.
Speaker 2: By a phi? That you dangle on a stream? Alrang? Laugh?
Speaker 2: For me? A precious say so will lappy.
Speaker 3: To cherish forever?
Speaker 2: All thrown away?
Speaker 3: One Father's day?
Speaker 2: Can I be? I?
Speaker 3: Hear you say thing comp and not the play thing?
Speaker 7: Am I entire treasure?
Speaker 4: To have my joy.
Speaker 3: The treasure?
Speaker 2: There was no doubt about that.
Speaker 1: That was Miss quays Star. Where am I a toy
Speaker 1: or treasure? Listen, kings Is you ain't told us yet
Speaker 1: who our mystery guest is. Yeah, Kings, who is it? Well,
Speaker 1: like a two of you boys, the man was one
Speaker 1: of the biggest stars that ever hit the radio and
Speaker 1: music business. He retired a few years ago. And the
Speaker 1: reason I've done invited the move the night is that
Speaker 1: people are always saying, I wonder whatever happened to him?
Speaker 1: Oh he was crazy about him too. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: know about these surprises. Last Halloween at the mass Great Ball,
Speaker 1: I was dancing with a cute little thing in the
Speaker 1: Ballerina Costa. Oh you were, Oh yeah, I whispered, Sweeten,
Speaker 1: nothing's into her ear all evening. Then when she unmasked
Speaker 1: a midnight she turned out to be old mister Wilson,
Speaker 1: the chicken pluck down at the butcher's Doore. You ain't
Speaker 1: got no old chicken fucker coming over here tonight as
Speaker 1: your gamesa.
Speaker 2: Who was not in it?
Speaker 1: Well, I was just as anxious as our listeners to
Speaker 1: find out.
Speaker 3: Who it is.
Speaker 1: After all, I evening, folks, he here, why it is,
Speaker 1: mister King Kaiser, Yeah, old professor himself. Well, mister, certainly
Speaker 1: is a pleasure to welcome you back on the air.
Speaker 1: Tell me something. I know our listeners would be interested
Speaker 1: to know what you think of the progress in the
Speaker 1: music business since you retired.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: When I left the business, they were singing bibbity bobbidi boom.
Speaker 1: Now everyone's going around singing shah boom shaboom. This is progress. Well,
Speaker 1: Miss Kaida, guess what has you been doing since you
Speaker 1: were tired? Well, been taking it easier than a flea
Speaker 1: on a three legged hound dog.
Speaker 2: At first, I.
Speaker 1: Took my wife, Georgia and now three little girls back
Speaker 1: to my old stamping grounds down to the University of
Speaker 1: North Carolina and Chapel Hill. Oh yeah, yeah, you went
Speaker 1: to school there. That's your old amma Masa. That's right,
Speaker 1: you're right. I started my professional career as a cheerleader
Speaker 1: there and then I formed my own band right there
Speaker 1: on the camp right there at the school. Huh yeah.
Speaker 1: I was North Carolina's way of striking back at Fred Waring. Well,
Speaker 1: you say you was back there at the university. I
Speaker 1: know you was a professor on the radio. Is you
Speaker 1: professing around the place down there too? Well, I do
Speaker 1: have a plathora of profertory of perspicacity, but as yet
Speaker 1: I haven't made it with the tweed and misshaw I'm
Speaker 1: since Oh, well, if that means anything like us down
Speaker 1: you usually said a MOFU. Right now, I'm acting as
Speaker 1: TV consultant to the university. Uh that going on the
Speaker 1: air an educational television station, and so I'm kind of
Speaker 1: sitting in on policy and programming. But I'm not appearing well.
Speaker 1: All along. I kind of had an idea that you retired,
Speaker 1: mister Kaiser, because when I tuned into college and Musical
Speaker 1: Knowledge on television Sunday Night, you was a short fellow
Speaker 1: playing a guitar. No, and that was Tennessee Ernie. He's
Speaker 1: a great entertainer and I think he's done a swell
Speaker 1: job taking over for the old professor. Well, mister Kaisa,
Speaker 1: every once in a while we hear the rumor that
Speaker 1: you was going to run for governor or senator something
Speaker 1: like that down in North Carolina. Is any truth today?
Speaker 2: Hmmm?
Speaker 1: No, I'm fred not when it comes to any official title.
Speaker 1: I'm not running for I'm running front. Well, I think
Speaker 1: it was something you were retiring and taking your wife
Speaker 1: and three Levely children going back to your hometown. Well, Amos,
Speaker 1: I've been working pretty hard for a long time, and
Speaker 1: that's all I kind of wanted to just take a
Speaker 1: little time off and get to know my family. Well.
Speaker 1: I know that if you ever does decide to get
Speaker 1: back in show business, there'll always be a warm spot
Speaker 1: in the public's heart for a man with your great talent.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Amy, It's been a real pleasure dropping in
Speaker 1: here and gyrating my gums with three old friends like
Speaker 1: you boys well most cause we know you done made
Speaker 1: a lot of records, and many of them were real
Speaker 1: big hits. But what is your favorite record of all
Speaker 1: the records you ever made? Now, now, don't put me
Speaker 1: on the spot. I have a lot of favorites, but
Speaker 1: I did bring one of them along with me tonight.
Speaker 1: Here it is who.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't Love You?
Speaker 1: I thank you, sir, ladies and gentlemen. Here is mister
Speaker 1: k Kaiser's favorite record, Who Wouldn't Love You? Come on?
Speaker 2: Shellen? Yes, Dan, Who wouldn't love you? Who wouldn't care?
Speaker 1: You're so enchanting people mustand you're the dream the dreamers
Speaker 1: want a dream about.
Speaker 2: You're the breakerence. Bring the lovers, get about or man about?
Speaker 2: Who wouldn't love you? Woo? Who wouldn't buy.
Speaker 3: The West Side of Heaven?
Speaker 2: If you just wink your eyes? You're the answer to
Speaker 2: my every prayer, Donham, who wouldn't love you, who wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Care, who wouldn't love you, who wouldn't care? You're going chanting.
Speaker 3: The people must thanks. You're the dream that dreamers are,
Speaker 3: the dreamer that you're the breakfast ring that lovers get about.
Speaker 3: I'm that about.
Speaker 2: Who wouldn't love you?
Speaker 3: Who wouldn't find the worst side of heaven if you
Speaker 3: wink your eyes? The answer to my every square, my dall,
Speaker 3: who wouldn't love you, who wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Care, who wouldn't love you? I wouldn't care. You're so
Speaker 2: in chatting. People must stay. You're the answer to my every.
Speaker 3: Fir would have you wouldn't care?
Speaker 1: Then it wasn't pleasure having mister Kakai are dropping on it.
Speaker 1: Here's the Amis Brother's latest kit.
Speaker 2: Hopelessly, Hopelessly I long for you.
Speaker 6: We had let's.
Speaker 1: Break in into I love you so.
Speaker 7: Even I don't sign chang Hopelessly I dream of you. No, No,
Speaker 7: they'll never come true.
Speaker 2: I'm alone.
Speaker 7: So long with my love Roman.
Speaker 3: There's one thing in this world that aly.
Speaker 2: Row and heart can learn.
Speaker 7: There's nothing in this world so lonely and loving and
Speaker 7: not in love in return. Garelessly you a bar fool
Speaker 7: right from the star?
Speaker 1: Leaven me just to me?
Speaker 2: Oh listen.
Speaker 7: Careless see you played.
Speaker 2: A par.
Speaker 1: Oo right from the star.
Speaker 3: Even me just oh lessly.
Speaker 1: Homelessly. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to shut up shop.
Speaker 1: You're at the music hall this evening. Yes, and ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, we are looking forward to seeing you tomorrow night,
Speaker 1: when our guests will be two of your favorite people,
Speaker 1: mister George Burns and Miss Gracie Allen. Good night, everybody,
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow night. Ever found a music Hall will
Speaker 1: be presented again tomorrow night at this same time. Our
Speaker 1: guest will be George Burns and Gracey Allen. This is
Speaker 1: Arnod Will Gone, inviting you to join us Sevenday night,
Speaker 1: Monday through Friday. The Amos and Andy Music Hall Transcribed
Speaker 1: is produced by Sam Pierce and directed by Clip Hall
Speaker 1: executive producers Joe Connolly and Bob Moser. This Sunday Night,
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