Speaker 1: Neonic for my adoptions as us.
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i am your host and DM Devon, and I'm coming
to you live from my bedroom and lights what what?
Speaker 3: We come to you live.
Speaker 2: From my bedroom from my computer.
Speaker 3: We come to you live from a pre recorded session.
Speaker 4: Live.
Speaker 2: We could have a live studio audience.
Speaker 3: Don't yeah, you never know eventually, you guys.
Speaker 2: A funding for that. We don't have the funding for
that because I'm not going to hire people to laugh
and cheer random Actually, you can just cue.
Speaker 1: The fifties.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yes, that means like that laugh track that you hear
in almost any TV show. Good these people are already dead.
Speaker 3: Yeah wow.
Speaker 4: So on the no.
Speaker 2: Hi, Steven your DM, and today I'm joined with introduce
y'allselves and the order of the chat. We have a system, now, Isaac,
we have a system. And the order of the chat
of the discord recording channel is the way you introduce yourself.
No one gets lost confused.
Speaker 4: Okay, Hi, my name's Jilliet. I play Bubbles a giant woman.
Speaker 5: Hi, I play my name is Isaac, and I play
Kobe to Baxie Clerk.
Speaker 6: Hi, I'm Tiff.
Speaker 7: I play Davy, who is a barred but she's going
to be indisposed today.
Speaker 2: So who are you playing today?
Speaker 6: I am playing Insa, who is a.
Speaker 7: He is a clockwork sorcerer and artificer, artificer, alchemist.
Speaker 1: Yay, i'm Oda. I play myth b Barbarian druid.
Speaker 3: Hi, I'm Jacob. I play free wolfborn our very in
temporary captain until Davy gets back mutiny.
Speaker 1: And my name is Tyler. And I play the role
of Tama, who is a paladin rogue.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: The pillow and taste for momnt is.
Speaker 1: Orangement.
Speaker 2: What's a good flip? What's a good player for deceit.
Speaker 1: Orangement?
Speaker 4: Black lickorage?
Speaker 2: I was about to say black licorice, black lickor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would agree black licorice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love black licoration. This means for me today,
what's that supposed to me? I am part of the
committee of lovers of black liquorice.
Speaker 1: Let me guess you also kick small I mean I
would kick a small child too. You kick small animals,
don't you?
Speaker 2: I don't what's wrong with like in black liquorice? I
love black liquorice.
Speaker 1: Shit slaps Yeah, your mother because it's so disgusting.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, oh the haters of the black liquor If
you love black liquor shot there. You're not alone. I'm
here too. I want to die on that hill.
Speaker 3: Yes you're not, but you're that you are part of
the minority.
Speaker 2: If you all get black black liquorice? You know one
it sent to me. I'll take it. Oh you did?
I like black licorice. Anyways, So what happened last time?
He wants to fill in Isaaca. What happened last time? Honestly?
What happened the last couple of times he's been gone
since the queen died.
Speaker 10: Lots of ship, a lot of role playing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we found the candy Land.
Speaker 1: We find the person that couldn't eat the candy to
candy Land.
Speaker 2: Yeah I did. It wasn't candy Land. Well, okay, so
what happened? What happened? What happened? What happened? Because the
episode before you found the Prance, you took the prints back,
woke up snow White, snow White took the Prince and left,
and y'all were left to your own devices.
Speaker 4: Huh, that way is a bitch.
Speaker 2: That is your own theory. There is no evidence of
that of such things. That's your own. That's your own theories.
That snow White is shady and something's going on. And
then we ended that episode with Davy with a piece
of ice bursting out of her chest. And then last
week's episode, what happened? Well, First off, myth came back
Smith was gone for an episode as well. Myth came
back happened when.
Speaker 1: That I was transported to candy Land. I got the candy.
Speaker 2: Witch, the candy witge.
Speaker 1: What was her name and my notes?
Speaker 10: I just said Candy Hag, Jezebel Jel, Yes, Jezebel, my
name is Jesub Jezebel.
Speaker 1: And she was like, you need to protect David, so.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to do something for you help me.
I help you.
Speaker 1: I get a wish if I keep Davy alive.
Speaker 2: Yes, most certainly do ship. You do get a moster,
you get big old wish, keep.
Speaker 1: A wish? Or is it the level six wish?
Speaker 2: I'm not Why would I tell you that, honey? Why
would I tell you such things? You gotta have to
figure that out amongst tales.
Speaker 11: To find out when you get the wish.
Speaker 1: She was also wow.
Speaker 2: That that is a theory and not true. You don't
have evidence of such things.
Speaker 1: In fact, do have evidence of such things?
Speaker 2: If there was no evidence of such things of eating.
Speaker 1: Children, you will be hearing from my lawyer.
Speaker 2: That is not did you test that met, because I'm
sure as hell you didn't.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't I don't speak whatever you just spoke.
Speaker 11: I spoke what I say. I beg your pardon, Bless
your souls, poor excuse you. I'll pray for you, your
fucking whore. I will smile upon the gods, upon you,
upon them.
Speaker 3: To our listeners who are not from the South and
who do not know Southern lingo. Saying bless your heart
is basically saying you're fucking and I'll pray for you,
also saying that you're.
Speaker 1: Southern. Southern women man have a really special way of
just cutting deep.
Speaker 2: You do. But yeah, she met the met Yezebel, a witch.
She is the witch, one of the four sisters of
the direction of.
Speaker 1: The Witch of the East, if I'm correct.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, she is the Witch of the East. And
she warns you to basically gave me the job keep
Davy alive, keep her away from the bitch of the North.
Speaker 1: I have a feeling that's going to be a very
difficult job for such a small person.
Speaker 2: You know, Yes, it's not gonna be a cake walk.
Speaker 1: I was probably walking on cake.
Speaker 2: Maybe. Yeah, you're giving the job to protect Davy because Davy,
it's not it's a has a has three souls in her,
two of which she's spancial, So she has every form imagine, imaginable.
She is God and she's she when she was, she is.
She has two of their souls with her own that
are happened to be the Witch of the West and
the Witch of the South. What they give up their
bodies a long time ago, and they're on the line
of like parasit againsties that possessed the person and house
their body. One of them, the wicked Witch the West. No, no,
oh god, the.
Speaker 1: Fani it was it was like enough something.
Speaker 2: Oh my God, I wrote this down. The Nmpadora Nempadora
is her name. She is the West, She controls, she
controls uh. She's infernal. She has a bunch of infernal magic, smoke, fire,
the whole works, and she's a parasite and she kills
the host that she possesses from the inside out into
the body's hers while her sister Glinda is the opposite.
She houses the body, but she goes about things in
a different way. And they're supposed to be basically true
evil and true good. So they both are sitting inside
Davy's body because they raced to the to the vessel
and they both got in for some reason, and they're
both stuck and the only way to get them out
is if Davy dies. And their other the Witch of
the North, which is Uh a ice witch, she wants
the West and the East to kill them. She wants
to destroy them to stop there, stop there, it stop
their cycle of possessing mortals for whatever reason.
Speaker 1: That was not its rude, but I mean, well another time.
Speaker 7: And.
Speaker 2: In Jezebel's hiding currently from Uh, the Witch of the North,
she's hiding as well herself. And all the witches are
immortal in their own ways. The West and South gave
up their bodies and they're more of like spirits and
these that possessed people. Which of the North is immortal
through other means that was outs closed, And of course
the Witch of the East, Jezabel is it's implied. It's
implied she gets her youth from other means that was
not disclosed. There was a lot, there's a lot of
things that are pointing. There's a lot of pointing thing
And of course she's also based on the which Ramhanzel
and Gretel, so you could put two and two together.
And then of course myth guy memory of the Old
World and a battle fought against a witch that was
very similar to Jezebel. So and then from there, Davey
had an interaction with uh, the sisters in her head
and what conversation has seemed like fifteen minutes on what
was going on and how they got there and shit.
Then they tell her, oh, yeah, we should probably send
you back. It's been two weeks, and David's like, what,
it's been two weeks? And then Davey woke up on
the ship as there is a battle going on the ship.
So this next few episodes is going to encompass what
happened in those two weeks. So the next couple of
episodes could be next two, could be next three, could
be next four, but the next couple episodes is going
to be what happened during that time during that two
week period. So now we do have Colby back from
his little hiatus, and what has he been up to
since the Queen's death to this point in the two
weeks find out next week. But next time we'll go
into that. But for now we're gonna pick up where
we left off with the crew. So the crew where
we left off with y'all is y'all are inside the
cabin still, right, Yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, weren't we teleported to the ship?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I thought we were already, Like yeah, I thought we
were on the ship. And it's been two weeks.
Speaker 1: Or was that?
Speaker 6: Like this was right, whenever you got transported to the ship.
Speaker 2: That's what y'all dig it. Don't wait, how do y'all
get transport to this ship?
Speaker 1: You're just like, yo, congratulates. Yeah, I brought it bed,
the comfy bed.
Speaker 4: The princess bed.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out how y'all get to the ships.
I forget, I forgot. I know, matchic, but I'm like,
who's sensing the twins the dwarf dwarves.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. We were trying to put out like
the ice and I used to absorb element and that
didn't work, and then there was smoke all over the place.
So people got thrown out of the building. And then
we were like bam, okay, we just got bam.
Speaker 2: And then you're on. Then you were on the ship.
Got it, got it? Okay, Okay, that makes sense, and
it makes sense okay, now I remember, Yeah, it was
the smoke surrounding y'all, and then you were on the ship.
Got it, And of course Davy woke up later, but
that is not for a little bit yet. So cool,
your guys are on the ship and as everyone.
Speaker 1: Huh are we are you?
Speaker 4: Or is this an elu?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we're here in spirit.
Speaker 2: So as every as the smoke clears and everyone you
were on the ship. You're on the ship again, out
in the middle of the ocean. You look to your
left and you see the island that you were just
on in the distance. The crew is looking at you,
going going what now You're like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: You have Davy with you?
Speaker 4: Davy?
Speaker 2: I know I moved her back, So you have Davy
with you. Freed, you're holding her, but she is out
like a light. She is not waking up. And you
looked it looked beside y'all. You see Colby standing there.
Speaker 1: No kind of left out.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me let me get your car. Yeah, that's right,
that's right, that's right.
Speaker 5: You can.
Speaker 1: You came in.
Speaker 2: You haven't been on the ship yet. We well, congratulations
that you're on the ship. We move that over. Yeah,
you're on the ship and Freed, you were holding Davy.
Speaker 3: Yay, yay, I can't talk so is Davy still like
is her is her chest still like on fire? Or
is it like the subside?
Speaker 2: It's subside like the ice and the fire and everything
is gone. She's just asleep. Why can't I it's not
what I wanted? Why can I paste? Fu not let
me copy and paste.
Speaker 3: We're experiencing some technical difficulties void productions.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go now, Coursy have rolled twenty cool
col You're so funny, only gone. It's the hilarious Jacob.
Speaker 1: You can when you dropped me on the ship, put
me next to or like right in front of Davy.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll have to do this the other way because
it's not going to work for me.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Then we go to we link up future. Haven't cut
this out? Where is your character?
Speaker 3: So I'm right here?
Speaker 2: You have a character outside roll right? Oh okay? Cool?
And I will go to your little control by and
we'll put you bacon and then we'll do miss forgot
to remake it save settings. Okay, you should be out
of the control him.
Speaker 1: I absolutely can who.
Speaker 2: M hm, why is this? Why has this been weird?
Speaker 3: Okay? So right, okay, so Breed being very taken off
guard by the fact that we just magically appeared on
the ship and can see the island of distance. Knows
that he's until until Davy comes out of the comes
out of this, he's gonna have to get get things going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so everyone's everyone's looking at y'all, and Davy's on commission,
and that would mean the next person in line to
be captain would be the first mate you freed?
Speaker 3: Okay, uh, what.
Speaker 4: Me right?
Speaker 3: Just grab the just grab Davy's blunderbuss and be like
what what did the bards say, Paul? I want to
shut the fuck up.
Speaker 9: I want to fuck you up?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Okay, so.
Speaker 2: Scarlett runs up. Scarlett's running up to you actually hands
over the ship to Bossas to steer Ls like what
both this has been during this whole time? Have you
all been gone? Bob has been taking lessons from Scarlett
as instructed, and he's been circling the ship with Scarlett's help.
So he's starting to get the hang of it. So
he's not as he's not as like he's gotten he's
getting better. But she's telling okay, you know, go in
the circle, circle the island because he posted be a
certain distance and circle until told otherwise, So he's been
doing that, so he's starting to get the hang of that.
It's like driving our car, but the car is very large,
very large, large wooden ship. Anyway, Scarlet comes down and
she's like, what happened?
Speaker 3: We overthrew a government and now Davy is unconscious. She
was on fire and somehow frozen at the same time,
and now, for some for whatever reason, we're here. Also,
we may have overthrown one evil queen and replaced it
with another.
Speaker 2: May but you're not sure that you did what.
Speaker 3: Uh it's still up in the air that we'll just
leave it at that. Oh fuck, I'm like drawing a
blank right now, Juliette, what's your character's name again?
Speaker 2: Bubbles?
Speaker 3: Bubbles, Bubbles, Bubbles uh Bubbles, please take please take the
captain down to the infirmary and see what you can
do for.
Speaker 2: Woh kay, Bubbles and I mean Bubbles is Bubbles is
in the madic Colby.
Speaker 1: Actually, as that said, myth, I've also been her alive
by one of the witches.
Speaker 3: Myth.
Speaker 2: No one knows that I said it out loud.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I take that back, I take that, I
take that back. Uh all right, well, myth please take
the captain, take her to take her to the captain's
quarter right over there.
Speaker 2: You just told Meth, You just told everybody. Oh you've
been assigned and protected by a witch and no one
that's an eye.
Speaker 3: Yeah wait, hold up, A witch told you to protect.
Speaker 1: Yes, And because she didn't say I didn't tell you all,
I'm gonna tell you all as I've got Davey in
my arms. Apparently she has two other witch's souls inside
of her, and I've been tasked with keeping all of
them alive.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know what, I'm just there's just so much
we gotta deal with right now. And surprisingly that all
of this just guesting to reread, just like he's running
his hands through his uh the fur on his head
and through his ears, and he just guesstres to all
of myth like we we don't. Surprisingly, all of this
is not a priority. Uh So, just please take take
the captain to the court, to her quarters and keep
keep an eye on her.
Speaker 1: And can I do like a medicine count or just
to make sure you're not dying in someone?
Speaker 2: You can go ahead and do that in the meantime, Jacob,
what Jacob, what is your email? My email because I'm
gonna send you the the Google doc sheet for the
cruel son for the crew, so you have all the
names of the crew and how many crew members there are.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go ahead and just d M you through discord.
Speaker 1: Yes, please do.
Speaker 2: I would edit the part out, but yes, go ahead now. No,
I'll send it to your email so you can get
access to it.
Speaker 4: On the side, note, Bubbles is just gonna knock bothus
off the helm and be like, I'm no, go go heal.
Speaker 3: Go missus, Bubbles, Please don't antagonize the rest of the crew.
He's uh what was that guy's name again? I'm so sure, mister,
please remain on deck. We may eat you, should Bubbles
need to be Should Bubbles be in disposed in the future,
and something tells me that we that might happen sooner
or later?
Speaker 4: Does that mean.
Speaker 3: Uh, nothing personal, Bubbles, But you know, considering that we
just woke up a potentially even worse threat than the
evil queen that we just killed, I didn't take any chances.
I don't want to take any chances. So just beyond,
just beyond guard everyone else.
Speaker 4: Like crash the boat so many times?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was before Bullfast was trained and
how to the mass he's learning and as of right now,
I still want him to learn because we could always
use a backup. Everyone needs to know everything. These are
essential skills that I'll just we'll leave it at that.
Speaker 2: Once you roll for your mask. Oh nope, he didn't
learn it. I mean, you know, she's still a lot.
Speaker 1: She's bringing me a humanoid and a female about it,
and I'm a little mm hmm.
Speaker 5: Perhaps since I am the doctor, I should take a
look at her.
Speaker 2: As that is going on. Scarlet's like so I and
she's following you Free, I take it you're it's going
to be the.
Speaker 3: Captain until David gets better for now?
Speaker 2: Yes, so who's gonna be your site? You would have
to appoint a new one temporarily of course.
Speaker 3: Okay my first mate Tamba, Okay, I love that. Do
you say that on the table or over the table?
Speaker 1: It's on the table, but it's very quiet.
Speaker 3: You uh. Free does have the hearing of a canine.
So he heard that.
Speaker 2: You can roll for have you heard it or not?
Speaker 4: Roll? Dope?
Speaker 2: You can roll to see if you heard it.
Speaker 3: Perception right, And I do get advantage on smell and inside. Yeah,
the site doesn't is not.
Speaker 2: A smeller hearing?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Fourteen yeah, yeah he heard it. He heard it, you
heard it.
Speaker 1: I heard it.
Speaker 3: But Free doesn't say anything.
Speaker 4: He's like all.
Speaker 3: The only reaction if anybody's paying attention is just a
slight twitch of one of his ears. Also, Devin, I
had to request access to that? Was she?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Okay, it's my Gmail. It's a stupid Gmail. You'll know
when you see it.
Speaker 2: Okay, As that is happening. Oh wait, where is it
all mail? I am not getting it? Is it who
made the thing?
Speaker 4: He? Was it?
Speaker 2: Tip?
Speaker 4: Was it you on?
Speaker 2: It might have been to test?
Speaker 6: Then, yeah, give me a minute, let me get to
my Gmail.
Speaker 2: As that's happening. Uh, Colby, you are looking at Davy
with that twenty one. You do notice that dv is
obviously still alive. Her breathing is very very She's still breathing,
but it's not a heavy breath. It's very light, so
people someone could mistaken her as potentially dead. Her vitals
seem fine. Otherwise, she seems to be in a very deep,
deep sleep. Wakoma if you will, okay, As you left
up her arm, you try to wait. You try to
kind of move around and see if she wakes up.
She is just a lump on a log out like
a light.
Speaker 5: All right, I'm gonna do my kitty fantastic go transformation.
Speaker 2: Just poof into a housecat.
Speaker 5: Yes, and I do I get anything extra as far
as my sight.
Speaker 2: So with your kitty site or the old Knowing Truth site,
when you look at Davy, you see the infernal and
celestial magic kind of swirling around her, almost like a
like an aura, a mix of the two as they
pass over her and around her. And so you can
assume that something to do with those, something to do
with that is keeping her in a.
Speaker 1: Home.
Speaker 2: And as you continue looking at as you're walking up
and down here, you see that there's a little bit
of blue from where from when you heard about how
there was a piece of eyes I was bursting out
of her chest. You can sense that there is what
would it be of magic? Would it be m dimonation
on fancy enchantment? Vocation to be a vocation magic?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Somebody like use an elemental magic going on?
Speaker 4: I believe. So, yeah, you send some.
Speaker 2: Very powerful invocation magic, but the the inferno and the
celestial magic scrolling around her is starting to dissipate the
invocation magic. So it's so you can kind of assume
that she's in the sleep like state for whatever is
going on here to take out whatever that is. But
she needs to be out resting for this magic, for
these two forms of magic to take out that powerful
whatever the fuck's going on in her chest. So it's
going to take time.
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, if anything i'd like, I would like to
transform back. And I don't know if this will actually help,
but just you know, for role playing sake, I'll go
ahead and cast protection from Evil and Good.
Speaker 2: On nuh okay the Captain, Okay, till spellings one. One
creature you touch is protected against certain types of creatures celestials, turnals, fae, fiends, undead.
The protection grants several benefits. Creature of these types have
disadvantage on tackles charn frightened or possessed by them. I
mean they're already possessed. She's already possessed by them if
the target is ready charn frightened. But it does, but
it will help against the whatever is happening with the
invocation magic. That will protect her from that cool from
whatever that is that you. Well, you're assuming to be
the Witch of the North you heard from Myth, so
it would protect her from that at least and any
other damage or whatnot from the other two as well. Cool.
So that does that? Will that will help? Okay, Doki,
So there you go, Fred, did you get you get
access to the Cruel Sun? Okay?
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 2: So now you have the list of the crew and
what they do and what race they are and all
that fun jazz. So, so what is your first orders
as captain?
Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead, uh pull out to
the whole deck. I need all officers to the to
the UH. I need all of all of my officers
to assemble at the mast uh so so basically symbol
here but by the helm. So so it includes Colby, Myth, UH, Scarlet, Tama, Bubbles,
and UH missing someone.
Speaker 2: Aren't I.
Speaker 3: All player all player characters to the UH to the
main office please?
Speaker 4: Okay you as she is not an officer.
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: Playable characters are kind of anyway, So you got you
got the party here?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Myth comes back up with Colby and DB's in her.
Speaker 1: No, she's gonna be in my arms. Myth is not yep,
I'm not gonna out of my sight. I'm taking that
very like, very literally.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, cool, cool, cool, Okay, so you have a
whole Davy Boffs is starting, is steering the ship with
Scarlett standing next to him and kind of just guiding
her hand along if he if he does a little
too much to the right and left. As she's listening
to Freed, okay.
Speaker 3: Uh Like, Freed sees Davy and Mith's arm and mhm like,
uh to go to do you tell Free that.
Speaker 2: He's not like no.
Speaker 1: Because it hasn't been asked in game?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 3: Uh Like. Once everyone assembles and he sees Myth with
Davy in his arms, Freed looks concerned, gets his concern,
look like Myth she needs to, she needs.
Speaker 1: To, She'll be fine. I'm not leaving her out of
my sight. She dies too much, damn.
Speaker 3: Dry Free Freed wants to like nearly like snorts at that,
but controls his He schools his reaction and it's like,
all right, well, I will I will trust your judgment
on that is how she doing.
Speaker 1: She's recovering whatever magic is inside of her, is fighting
some other magic. We are a little uncertain. We just
have to wait until everything gets better.
Speaker 5: It has to do with celestials and something darker. They're
fighting in over her soul.
Speaker 3: Okay, that doesn't sound good. But as long as she's okay,
as long as she's recovering, that's all that matters. Right now,
we have other problems to worry about. For starters, I'm
not gonna lie. We came here for a job. We
came here with purpose, get a job done, and we've
done it. But now the question is should we stay
and wait for our payment or should we just, like
at this point it should it be a matter of
fish or cut bait.
Speaker 2: As you say that, there is a magic starts forming
in the middle of the ship, as their crew members
kind of step asidele what the fuck is this? And
from this orb of magic pops out snow white and
she has with her all the ale I mean, all
the all the rum and the alcohol that the dwarf
has promised you, as well as some form of payment.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I definitely don't trust that one.
Speaker 2: And she's she's on the ship and she's like, oh,
so this is this, this is where your ship is.
Speaker 3: Uh mm hm, I expect it to be bigger free approaches.
Speaker 2: M Oh, hello, my lady. Oh, where's the captain? I asked?
Speaker 3: She is otherwise indisposed. Oh, as her, but as her
first mate and currently acting captain. You may deal with me.
I speak with her authority.
Speaker 2: Oh you do, Now that's on the table. She's like,
oh okay, oh.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Are you sure you're up for the job.
Speaker 3: I guess we'll find out mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Well, I hope that goes well for you. And she
looks around at the alcohol. She's like, well, the alcohol
is here. Is promised his payment and she looks over
to youpreed not as far as the payments from myself,
I can give you all. How would you like your payment? Money?
Speaker 6: Items I owe you over the table? We did agree
on money money, Well.
Speaker 2: You need to tell her that she didn't know that.
Will you agree on money? Cool? How would I be
from me?
Speaker 3: So? Per captain? Per the captain's wishes, payment will be
in will be in cash.
Speaker 1: My payment was information?
Speaker 2: Money?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Well money for sure? Do you say information for you?
Speaker 1: Smith says information?
Speaker 2: Just the money? Oh, Smith says information on the table.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So when it looks over to you, miss, And she
doesn't even bad nine and she just looks right back
at the captain.
Speaker 3: So money, just money, money, And of course the information
you promised my officer here.
Speaker 1: What information was that, Well, it was going to be
access to the library to see if I could find
out reasons as to my deactivation.
Speaker 2: Oh to your deactivation.
Speaker 4: Got it?
Speaker 2: Got it. She's like, okay, so what type of information
would you all, as her eyes kind of dart around everybody,
I'll be seeking.
Speaker 1: As to my deactivation and why it was where I was.
Speaker 2: Oh, and she vanishes into smoke, and the smoke passes
right past Freed and appears right up next to Myth.
So you can get the impression that this is not
snow white, it's physical astro projection. Yeah. Yeah, And she
appears over by Myth and she's like, she's looking you
up and down. Huh, you're asking for the origins of you. Well, well,
I went not to have any information on that. But
obviously I'm pretty sure you know that you're from the
old world, the world, the predated evatira Al.
Speaker 1: I hope you So, I don't know if it's really
been discussed, like how much I remember and don't remember?
Would that be something.
Speaker 2: You you remember that you're from another place and time,
but you don't know exactly like you know that you
from talking with Jessabel, you're getting to getting the particular
memories you got. You kind of get the idea that
you're not from that you are from something older than Avatira.
Exactly what you don't know? Yeah, She's like, see you're
you do you know? You from the old world, right,
the world of predated Evatira as it is today. Oh well,
to get that out of the way, from what I
can see looking you up and down, and the fuck
that war forges weren't to use much in Avatre itself,
and in many of the war forges we have today
come from a glosse the name of the old world
that this one was made from, or pieces of it
was made from. As far as Aglos goes, I mean,
there's some stories of the create The creation story of
Evatira deals with the death of Aglos and the fall
of that world. And outside that, I mean, there's a
few things here, and then there are some people and
she kind of stops. She's like, you know what, I
will give you a name to find somebody that'd be
able to answer that more than I would because I'm
not from old Aglos obviously, I'm a product of Evatira.
But if you call or look, I'm sure if you
go to any I'm sure a hotel or what causino,
God knows what. I'm sure I would talk to either
the sisters of Fate, either one either three of them.
M h Aglos, Birtha, Muriel, Myrtle, Myrtle, Myrtle.
Speaker 7: You said Agnes, Sorry, not Aglos.
Speaker 2: Talk to Agnes, Bertha or Muriel. What's the third sister's name?
How do you know?
Speaker 3: I thought?
Speaker 2: Is it Myrtle? Oh my god, I forgot the third
sister's name? Hold up, I have her in this I
have her in the notes. Was it Myrtle?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 6: I thought it was.
Speaker 3: As you're looking while you look that up. As soon
as you say mentioned, as soon as you say Agnes,
uh freeds, the fur on Fried's shoulder stand on their
ends and he just shudders.
Speaker 1: Like what's what?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: What the fuck what?
Speaker 2: And soone's like, what Agnes. I'm sure you know of
the everyone knows.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, unfortunately I don't know Agnes. We we haven't met
Agnes at this game yet, have we?
Speaker 2: Yes, we have in the very first, in the first
she's not she's not she's not an old woman anymore.
She made all three of all the Agnes and Bertha
made themselves look younger. But they're still the cranky old
bitches that they always been. But they just they just
look younger now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When when he says that, when she says that, still
just like shunners like.
Speaker 2: A mythis, but someone's like, yes, so talk to either
one of those three. Honestly, Agnes are probably the one
to talk to. M hm great, but be for one,
she's terrible horny?
Speaker 4: Was that said or.
Speaker 2: Terrible? Yeah, I said, well it was that said horny?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Freida. Actually he more says it as more of
like a snide comment like Harney.
Speaker 2: And then she appears back in front of Freedom and smoke. Horney.
Will she have a thing for you? That's unfortunate, that's
the case. Don't remind me her partners have a tendency
to die, so I hear, well her partner. Yeah. Anyway,
so there's your little bit of information as well. Oh,
but I mean as a part and gives up some
information if she looks over the myth, if you want
some more information on the old world. He waves her
hand and a book, a big old book appears in
her hands, as titled The Old World of Aglas. I'm
sure there's something in the hand that could help as well.
This book has been the been in my family's personal
libra for quite some time, so I don't know how
accurate the information is, but this could help in some way.
But again, I would say, talk to you, Agnes. I'm
sure she answer your questions more than I more than
I could, or this book.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: She chants the book over to Freed and then she's like,
now as far as payment goes, and she turns around
and she waves her staff as a chest full of
gold and wall I'm like, how am I gonna I'm
gonna use the same payment system as James and you
get that because it's pretty easier since we some of
us pretty much know how that works.
Speaker 7: It's tin coppery equals once over, ten silver equals one gold,
one hundred gold. No, one thousand gold equals one platinum,
I believe.
Speaker 2: So it's gonna be somebody take notes of how much
is what.
Speaker 4: The chest.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give out numbers, So it's gonna be it's
gonna be golden platinum in this chest. It's gonna be
fifteen thousand gold and gold pieces. Fifteen thousand gold pieces
and thirty thousand platinum.
Speaker 1: Jesus fucking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thirty thousand U thirty thousand platinum. Yes, so you
said she was gonna pay y'all.
Speaker 3: Well free, Just trying not to drool or salivate over
the just the amounts of fortune that we just received.
Speaker 2: Now snow is like now this, now this, These coins
should work on majority of the islands in this realm,
in the realm, in the mortal realm, which is known
as Terran Terrans, the Moratlal realm that you're currently in. Now,
if you go outside of Terran, the coin might be
accepted in some of the others, some of the other realms,
but might not see you're taking a risk. But as
long as you're in the Mortal Rum, those coins will
work any of the islands or nations or countries or
whatever you guys travel to.
Speaker 4: Anything else?
Speaker 2: Oh, coss, is there anything else I can help you with?
Before I leave you to ya? She waves a hand Chenney.
Speaker 3: Over the table. Was there anything else, guys that we
needed from her?
Speaker 4: Or no?
Speaker 1: No, I'm good.
Speaker 3: All right, so anyone else on anyone else going once,
going twice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she kind of went well beyond what I thought
was gonna happen.
Speaker 3: So mhm uh yeah, you know, we're just gonna we're
gonna counter blessings and that's it. Okay, So on the table. No,
I do believe that's everything. It was truly a pleasure
doing business with you. And I hope and I do
hope that things go smoothly for you.
Speaker 2: No, they will, They most certainly will. Thee well, things
will go smoothly for me. Mhm's like, m hmm, well
have fun. And she and she smiles, are very like everyone.
When you look at her and she smiles, she's like
something's weird, something's off.
Speaker 1: And she's like.
Speaker 2: Goodbye, and she loosened the smoke. She's gone. So you know,
how many did we discuss? How many barrels of rum
you're gonna be given? No, if you don't remember, no, no, okay,
so it's gonna be okay, twenty five barrels of rum.
Speaker 1: She was generous, y'all have.
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 2: Oh, she is very generous. Uh, So you got twenty
five barrels from a ship ton of gold and a
ship fifteen what fifteen thousand pieces of gold and thirty
thousand pieces of platinum? Yep, So y'all can if you
guys find a port, the next port you go to,
you could easily buy some stuff. I mean, I want
to say buy the town, but you can do, dude,
a bunch of different things. Buy food, buy stuff for
the ship, upgrade the ship in any way you see fits.
There's a lot of stuff you can do you get
to the next port.
Speaker 7: Okay, I know that in that manual that I think
is posted about how to pay the crew, like how
to separate pay for the crew. Yeah, so that's gonna
like I'm just saying that would be my first priority.
Pay everybody, distribute what's the pay, and then put the
rest way because they do have to get paid like
monthly of course, gotcha.
Speaker 3: Okay, So.
Speaker 2: So as far as that goes, I'll have to do
some reading on that. We can hold that off till
next session or kind of go over next session how
everyone's gonna be paid. But say you pay everybody, you're
not gonna, let me tell you're not gonna go to
short anytime soon. So oh he's not this episode. So
in the duration of the next two weeks, since we're
not playing next week, I will read up on that,
and I'll get with you Jacob and Tip and we'll
plan all that out and how we're gonna pay, how
we're gonna distribute the payment, all that fun shit. So
next session we'll just like, in the beginning, here's how
we're paying everybody, blah blah blah. Go through all that
in the very beginning of the episode, so everyone knows,
and everyone like, here's your funds, here's your funds, blah
blah blah.
Speaker 6: Cool.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you gott all do have one question for
the DM.
Speaker 1: I'm not so I have a wild Companion spell? What
would be the cr for the wild companion that you
would allow? Because it doesn't really state it doesn't it
doesn't really familiar. I can't find anything else on it,
I think so, Yes, So.
Speaker 2: It's a fine familiar spell. Fine familiar Go ahead and
play out what you do with the treasure and stuff.
If for you're gonna order people to take it down
or underneath ship or whatnot, were welcome to do so
while I read up on this real quick, all right?
Speaker 3: Uh so Free raises his voice and the most authority
of tone he can muster. Shuts out, Malcolm, You and
one of the other deck cants take the take our
payments down below to the vaults. Uh, let me see welfast,
get it. Get ready to set course away from this
fucking island. Everyone else, I want I want the mass raised.
I want the anchor. I want the anchor raised, the mass,
the mass pulled. Other sailors lingo that I don't fucking know.
We're getting the fuck out of here. Way way, anchor,
drop sails.
Speaker 1: I want this boat.
Speaker 3: I want this boat turned in the opposite direction of
this island and out and and just away from this
fucking place. Let's get let's move it people.
Speaker 2: Okay, so everyone says I captain, and they start being
able to start moving stuff on your knees. Boffice is
steering the ship. Now you all do have Oh wait,
didn't Leo have the map? Or was the map left
in Davi's cool The map is left in Davies's quarters.
There's a map down there. So you're getting as you're
as everyone's moving around. Boffice and Scarlett are like, Captain,
where do we set off course to? What's our next stop?
Speaker 3: Okay? So over the table. Where were we supposed to
go after this?
Speaker 2: Like we have, we have not gone anywhere, So y'all
can so you can just say, sail off and see
what we come. You can do what nor what pirates
do sometimes, just sail off and see what comes our way.
Because you don't have a destination currently.
Speaker 3: At the moment, all right, for the for the moment,
set a course for any direction, all right. So where
was the ship in relation to the island? Was it
like on the east side, west side?
Speaker 2: It was on the south side of the island.
Speaker 3: All right, So let's start making a Let's start making
our way west for now. I want this island far
away from I want this island as as far behind
us as possible. But does would Freed know that the
that the map is in the captain's quarters?
Speaker 2: I would assume, so as the first man, I would
assumed you would know that.
Speaker 3: Okay, So as far as our specific destination, I'll get
back to you on that. I must consult the map,
figure out where we're going next. But for the moment,
maintain our course, maintain our heading west, keep the ships
sailing smoothly.
Speaker 2: Everyone does such the jobs as such, and you start
heading west as everything is heading down underneath the ground.
Speaker 4: Cold going to go to her bed.
Speaker 2: Oh, Bubbles, you're going to go to your bed? Okay
are you is the bed still on top of the
deck or are you moving it underneath?
Speaker 4: Uh? I'll move it here?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, I mean you can until the
captain tells you otherwise. God, God, damn Bubbles. But yeah,
fraid you see Bubbles moving your bed over to the
front of the ship and she's just laying down the bed.
Speaker 3: Miss Bubbles. When you when you're done with your when
you're done with your knap there, I want you to
take I want you to take over steering the ship
for a while.
Speaker 4: I mean you said Boffics has it, so.
Speaker 3: Yes, but you are going to be taking turns. He's
still learning and he needs to see who and he
needs to see how real, how an experienced ship right?
Uh sales of ship.
Speaker 4: I mean was hired as a as a ship right,
ship rights the person who repairs, not so much the driver. Yeah,
I was hired as a shipwright to repair the ship.
That's not so much to hear, Yes, but.
Speaker 6: They still have to do their fair share on the
ship if there's nothing else for them.
Speaker 2: To do exactly, and Scarlet chimes in and she's like, yes,
if you could fill in for me, Bubbles, while I
will in the meantime till I get with the captain
to figure out next destinations. She's the navigator, so be
her and the captain deciding where do we go next?
Fun ship.
Speaker 4: So I'll tell Scarlett, yeah, sure, I'll do that. I
don't have an issue.
Speaker 2: Okay, you just you just doesn't want to listen to
free got it? Got it? Okay. Then while this is
happening and everyone's doing their jobs, we're gonna go underneath
in the bottom of the ship, underneath the ship, in
the lower levels of the lower levels of st ship. God,
do I have where is the I do have map
for that?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, we're gonna move everyone up top and it's
just gonna be Yes, they're gonna be back here.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I need to find the icon for ins Where are you?
You're in here somewhere?
Speaker 9: Is it what the artwork I sent to you?
Speaker 2: Yes, I have it from the Minions episode, but I
need to go scroll by before the Marvel game and
find that little icon because I do have it. There's
the Marvel stuff lots of Marvel little icons. Okay, where
are you minions? Uh h to find it? There's the
heroes had I found it? Yeah, so I'm gonna add
that to Davy, not Davy. Nomes can be the name
of the characters. INSA, you're gonna be controlled by me, Davy. Wait,
where is your other Davy? This is gonna be ins.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I hit my mic, my bed.
Speaker 2: You finally even know, just didn't even catch it, alright,
So we kind of queue down to underneath the ship,
to the most bottom level of the ship. INSA.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Have been chilling here for a hot ass minute. Bitch
the fuck you've been here. So this character has been
hiding in the most lower low floor since you, guys
set off on your journey. Now it's the backtrack as
the back in the Minions game. Ladies and gents, if
you listened to the three part little mini game thing
for we did called the minions at the end of
said thing. And so went off too with the went
off with the Queenie, the fucking the Witch went off
with the Witch, and as the last.
Speaker 6: We saw of him, he worked well, he lived with
the witch.
Speaker 2: He lived with the witch, but the Witch had another
job for him, another place for him to go, a
friend of hers, a lover. Even so, that's the last
time we saw him. He's that character from that game
now in this game earlier rewinded back in Act one
arc one, Act one arc one arc one, we're gonna
call it ark one arc one, when you all took
care of the Souls of the Heroes and the Witch
and the adventure were released right right on the same
page green as the Souls of the Witch. As the
Witch was released and you all talked to the group
had an interaction with her. The inventor air quotes got
off into the sky. As he was shooting off into
the sky, we're getting kind of a playback here. As
is shooting off to the sky, he lands on a
ship that's traveling from one side of the island to
the other. He lands on said ship, this cap and
when he lands on it, no one noticed him because
the people, the crew in the ship was fucking around,
weren't paying attention. They were just like minding our own business,
drunken shit. We landed on the ship, he took the
opportunity and hid in the most bottomed floor of said ship.
He was like, I have nowhere else, I have nowhere
to go. Let's see where this colludes me. See this
could be work, this could work for me. And he's
been there ever since now, several weeks months and been
probably it's probably been at least a couple of months now, Yeah,
it's been a couple months now. Ensa has been hiding me,
hiding on this bottomless floor, stealing scraps of food without
the cook knowing, and surviving until he can get his
moment to make himself known or somewhere to find him.
But no one's found him. No one's found him so far.
The only one that came close to finding Insa was
the cat getting close, right welby king close. That's true,
Say yeah, and that's another thing Insa found out about
the cat, saw the cat, And now he's been avoiding
the cat too. He's like that cat's gonna be a problem.
So he's been hiding even more so.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 2: Now be Q two Insa, Insa, you are on the
bottom most floor, of course, and you hear all the
commotion up there as you hear bits and pieces of it,
and you hear that the captain is down for the
count and there's a new captain leading the ship, what
would you like to do in So, yeah, you have
your own personal goals in mind that you don't have
to disclose to the other players as well as you're
on this ship, eve Ben hiding. But you're move do
you or do you even have a move? Do you
want to explore more of the ship? But slowly you
even make your way around the ship looking at even
looking at other rooms and stuff and kind of snooping around. Okay,
now there is one thing on this ship that makes
that does catch your interest. On the bottommost floor, you've
explored pretty much every part of the ship, include the
captain's course, but there's a a square of wood on
the bottom floor where the chef is at in the
kitchen that seems a bit off, like it matches everything else,
like they don't from the normal person looking at it.
It doesn't look like there's a door there or like
a latch mm hmm, but it doesn't fit. You're like,
something is very funky about that little block of wood,
and you've been trying to get close to it, But
the chef's been walking around in the kitchen, so you
haven't had chance to go snooping in that part underneath
the bottom, underneath this layer of the ship. Now the
blow of the ship. I don't know what the room
is or what it's called, but it's part. It's where
the ship takes in water and it keeps like the
balance of the ship. I don't know what that's called.
That's even a thing. No, that's a part of the
ship that has it takes in water and onion keeps
the balance of the ship. That's underneath everything.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's in that little section. But why would
they have a latch there? Could that be an area
of the ship. You necessarily wouldn't either the ballast, Yes,
that that is the term.
Speaker 6: Uh is the cook there right now?
Speaker 2: No, he's not. He's up on top of everybody else.
Has Freed's giving in speech? Now this is during the
whole first part of the episode. Whereee giving in speech
and the snow white appears. Let's turn all of that.
Speaker 6: Okay, Uh so I'm going.
Speaker 2: To also now with Free. Now with not Freed ends
up being an artificer. Is he able to make little
little Yeah?
Speaker 6: Little costs.
Speaker 9: Not someone something that was similar to cogsworts.
Speaker 2: Okay, you have a bunch of little guys now you
have a bunch of little cog wars like anyboddy. Yeah,
he calls a bunch of he.
Speaker 9: Calls it, he calls them, he calls them, Uh, he
calls them ticks.
Speaker 2: Ticks. You have little ticks the go around the ship
that you sitting down to go around the ship. And
that's how you've been able to travel around the show
that anyone knowing, because they keep an eye on everybody
for you. And then they kind of then they kind
of check in be like, hey, people are up here,
they are up here, this room, this area is clear,
blah blah blah, and it gives you kind of a
layout on where everyone's at at all times. They have
a bunch of these little little little ticks everywhere about
the ship. And then you have like a little mechanism
that kind of tells you they communicate through you through
your little device that tells you where they are, how
many there are in what areas are empty and ship
but from because you're on the bottom and the way
you've been hiding in the bottoms, you have a little
secret corridor, a little hole in the wall they've been
hiding in that no one's really caught you.
Speaker 4: And yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you sneak around so everyone's up on top. Yeah,
the whole bottom two floors to yourself. Because everyone's on
the top floor of the ship. What are you wanting
to do?
Speaker 6: So as I walk out to where the kitchen is,
I grab like an apple. Okay, actually grab an apple.
I grab.
Speaker 9: Is there any meat, any chickens or anything like that?
Speaker 2: Cooked or raw?
Speaker 4: Raw?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's raw chicken.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 6: Is there anything that's alive?
Speaker 2: And that's alive? Uh, there's a chicken a little, there's
like a little there's like a few little chickens on
the ball. Forward with the get the eggs and stuff.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 6: I grabbed the smallest one.
Speaker 2: You grab the smallest chicken. Okay, what are you going
to do?
Speaker 4: Swallow it?
Speaker 6: I swallow it.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: You're a snake. You're a snake.
Speaker 9: I am a pure blood Wantee.
Speaker 2: You're a pure blood wanty. So you just open up
your mouth as big as a snake and you just
devour this poor chicken. Yeah, it was a sleep. See
you pick it up and wakes up as you swallow it.
So where doesn't really sound doesn't travel?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 2: Damn Well, y'all are one less chicken for the eggs. Okay,
devour a chicken the cock.
Speaker 7: So uh he since everybody's upstairs, upstairs, and so it's
gonna go snoop around in Davy's quarters.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you go up the little stairway and normally
Davy's quarters there is a door from the top deck
because it's like the the door is on the top deck.
There's also under there's a hatch from the bottom floor
to the second floor that they haven't found, including Davy.
See year old up pop in there, kind of look around.
There's nobody there. What do you do?
Speaker 6: I just started to be through her desk. I started
looking at like the map and everything like that.
Speaker 2: You find pencils, papers, whatever else, whatever else you think
Davey would have there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, any if there's any important items that she may
have left behind or anything like that, that's up to you.
Speaker 2: If day will all that.
Speaker 6: Let me look at her character sheets and she would
have just left find m.
Speaker 3: M.
Speaker 9: She probably would have most of this. He would take
the fine clothes, Okay. There should be a.
Speaker 7: Map or scroll that she has that he would take,
as well as like the paper and the ceiling wax,
just like stuff it in his pocket.
Speaker 6: Okay, and then he's gonna look at the map. He's
gonna like, take a good, good look at it.
Speaker 2: Are So you look at the map, you look at
you see a circle on the island you're currently at,
the daiy Put, and you get an idea. You are
on a mission. Now you remember what that mission is,
right of course?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 2: Okay, great. So you're looking around at the map, and
you do know you're the layout of this realm as
well as others granted to you by certain things and
certain people have given you this knowledge that you can
and cannot disclose. You can you can or not disclose
to everybody. Keep that a secret. Do what you want.
I'm not going to do that for you. You know
the knowledge, you have the knowledge of the realm that
you're currently in. Right, So, you're looking around and you
see a particular island off in the distance. It's maybe
from where you're at, and you can kind of ast them.
It maybe about two to three weeks away from where
you guys are at. If you like, you could take
the same marker or pencil that Davy used to circle
the island you're currently at and make it look like
Davy was planning to go to that said next island
location to kind of when Freed and them come down
or when the new captain, whoever that may be to you,
because you don't know whoever that maybe comes down. Looks
the map, you can circle that neck to indicate, oh,
maybe Davy was going to go here next, maybe we
should go here next, kind of guide the crew to
go to this next location.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's gonna get the what the fuck is it?
There's a certain word for it before I make myself look,
I can idot and make sure.
Speaker 4: I got it right. U.
Speaker 6: So there would be a compass there obviously, Yeah, let
me see if I could find it.
Speaker 9: And then like they have like that measuring tool, Yeah,
so have it.
Speaker 6: Like he's like literally staging it to where.
Speaker 7: It is something that she would be looking into, uh,
and then like not like a circle per se, but
like a question mark as if like she didn't know
that that island existed until now.
Speaker 2: Yeah wait it.
Speaker 7: People like like he's like he's right, Like he's not
writing a circle per se, but he's like writing like,
you know, like a question mark as if like or
however she would write it to where like, uh, she
didn't know that this island existed.
Speaker 2: Okay, like she you know they're trying to catch their interest.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, anything anything that could be used.
Speaker 2: Roll me a would that be charisma? Maybe you're trying
to intimidate someone's like writing, That might be deception, deception?
Roll me a deception check to see if it looks
if how closely it looks to the other markings is
of the dav's already done?
Speaker 9: Okay, dirty twenty thirty.
Speaker 2: Twenty you succeed. Make it look identical two davi's other
markings on the map.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 9: He's gonna start searching through the other rooms, like all
of the crew.
Speaker 7: It doesn't matter who it is. He's searching everywhere seeing
if there's anything.
Speaker 6: Any uh.
Speaker 9: Doo dads, trinkets, things that mess around with and and.
Speaker 6: And use for his uh ship.
Speaker 2: You find a few nuts and bolts, maybe if you
coin something. Nothing of interests. Really, it's kind of like,
I guess whatever. You kind of roll your eyes like
these these fucking imbeciles. Just take whatever you could find,
make to do whatever.
Speaker 6: With just a bunch of useless beings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, roll me a perception check with advantage insa.
Speaker 7: Damn that was almost an eighteen, So that was the
first one. Uh yeah, it's a six, dude, it's six.
Speaker 2: You okay, No, you hear nothing. It's fine, you hear nothing.
Speaker 6: Cool.
Speaker 2: What do you do next?
Speaker 7: After like just digging around? He's gonna go back downstairs.
He's gonna and he's gonna is there anybody like there's
there's like small deckcans that don't really matter right like
that people just kind of like look past.
Speaker 6: They don't really pay attention to him.
Speaker 2: What do you mean.
Speaker 6: Not buff us like you know, like like they have
like we should have like some some cabin boys.
Speaker 7: That like they just do like stupid tasks and they
don't like they can be looked over, Like they don't
really get paid attention to very much.
Speaker 2: See I basically talking about adding more people that are
not listed that we don't have listened to name and shit,
yeah yeah sure we have a few. Feel little nobody's
why he.
Speaker 7: Can't alter herself and he's gonna look like one and
he's gonna make himself look like one one that usually
stays down in the kitchen anyway, okay, okay, And he's
gonna go back down and he's gonna try to open
up that stupid hatch, little hatch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you go back down because you can. You
can morph yourself, can you.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's alter yourself, make it more like anything that
he wants to look like.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you go back downstairs and the little latch
you go and literally right smack in the middle of
the damn kitchen and you kind of go down. You're
feeling around the little blocks, little block of wood that
seems a bit weird. You're kind of just trying to
like push it up and down. See like there a
gap in there and what's going on? And you kind
of push you down here you can, Yeah, there's something
there's it's it's a door. You're gonna push it up
and down, but it doesn't move enough, just like if
someone were to step on it, it wouldn't alert them
to that. But you're down on the ground, you're kind
of just looking at and pushing. You could tell that
this is a The slash opens out. There's no lock
or anything of such nature to try and open it,
so you gotta figure out way.
Speaker 6: To cool.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 9: Does you said it opens or it's.
Speaker 2: Still it opens. It opens out, but you have not
opened it yet because there's no lock or anything to
break to open it. So you gotta figure out way
to open it.
Speaker 6: I pull out my dagger and I like.
Speaker 2: Started to trying to get in between the wood. After
a few ture as you do getting into it and
you're trying to pop it open, roll me in where
to be slide a hand these tools?
Speaker 6: What I happy?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, only thieves tools.
Speaker 9: I have thieves tools, but I don't know what to
roll to use them.
Speaker 2: I guess a slider hand.
Speaker 1: It should it should be you add your proficiency bonus
to what to like your dexterity. So whatever your dexterity
bonus is, you would add that if you have a
proficiency in thieves tools. Not only know that because of
Balder's Gate and me being a rogue.
Speaker 7: Okay, so that's a NAT twenty plus six, so that's
a twenty six.
Speaker 2: But so with that, with your knifef you pull out
when you're little artificer, do hikkys and we'll call it
do hicky you guys, slam it in and with that
you kind of you pop open the leg, but it
flies back and makes a loud slap, and you're kind
just like, huh, you kind of look up. You see
if they notice above that. What when that happens. That's
when the rum and when snow White was giving you
the giving you the the the payment. See, y'all were
all distracted with the payment. So and the door flies
open and all this dust suf comes up, and you look,
what is that?
Speaker 6: He slaps his fingers to like let one of his
like contraptions. Okay, and he goes, stay here. Lets me
know if someone shows up.
Speaker 2: It, what does it look like?
Speaker 9: It looks like a little it looks like cogs like.
Speaker 6: It looks like a.
Speaker 2: Little cogs worth. It nods and it's like nods bigger viciously.
You hear the hear the clanking of metal, a little
milk quickly, and it kind of waddles around, stands in
front of the little doorway, in front the little latch,
and it keeps white and keeps eye out. It's looking everywhere.
Speaker 6: I swear I sent a picture of like what he's
supposed to look like.
Speaker 2: Forever, but I'm sure it's been a while. But yeah,
he your little your little tike will do the job,
keep your one out for you.
Speaker 4: So he.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he joves.
Speaker 2: So so you go ahead, and it's dark. Do you
have dark vision.
Speaker 6: Uh want tea, Yes, you.
Speaker 2: Have dark vision. It's dark when you land on you
only land on the lower level under the you land
in water, the water goes up to about how tall
are you?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: He is like sick something, sick something, So the water
will go up to about mid thigh cool, well mid thigh.
See you land in water and you're kind of looking around.
It's very dimly lit in here in the middle of
the room because you're at the one of the ends
of the room. In the middle of the room, you
see what looks to be a block of something that's
in set in the middle of the room that's built
into the floor, and the water is surrounding it.
Speaker 10: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Do you go closer?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna go investigate it, so you.
Speaker 2: Can investigate roll me an investigation role investigation.
Speaker 6: Fuck, my intelligence is not that high.
Speaker 2: Seventeen seventeen great, great. So you're kind of walking around it.
And the length of this little of this block is
about low over six feet about six low over six
feets almost it's almost seven foot seven feet about six
eight six ' nine that long, and the width of
it is a good maybe three or four feet in width,
and it's just a little block. And as you get
basically on it and you're kind of just examining it,
you kind of rub off the dust and the grim
and the barnacles and ship that caked it, and you
see at the very top of it, and you see
a symbol, a simple that's very familiar moon, a symbol.
Huh is it moons? Oh my god, it has eight moons?
Yes it does, Yes, it does, I'm ready, yes, and yeah,
it has a has eight moons, eight faces of the
moon in it.
Speaker 6: A smile breaks onto Ince's face.
Speaker 2: And with that seventeen as you continue look and you
look to the side and this you realize this is
a Coten sarcophagus. Question Mark raises an eyebrow, like, this
is a lid to it.
Speaker 3: He was like, what.
Speaker 1: Do you wait?
Speaker 2: Do you know who this is?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 9: Okay, cool, he has he's had certain helps for it.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, great, great, great, okay, okay.
Speaker 4: So well he goes like.
Speaker 6: Someone belonging to the lady.
Speaker 2: Huh tee.
Speaker 6: He's just super excited.
Speaker 2: Okay, pretty good idea.
Speaker 6: He's gonna try and open it.
Speaker 2: You're gonna try to open it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: So as you're trying. As you're looking around trying to
find a good place to push it off, you do
notice that neither neither of the sides are connected to it,
so you can literally can just literally push it off
as you kind of go around and you take your
little daggers, start taking off the barnacles and ship. Try
and make it a little easier to push off. Roll
me a strength check. You try to push it off.
Speaker 6: That's an eight.
Speaker 2: You cannot push it off.
Speaker 6: I know he can't.
Speaker 9: He's a little sorcerer.
Speaker 2: D Yeah, you cannot push it off. How is Instida
going to take off that lid? Trans's a gasaceous form? Yeah,
transform a wind creature you touch along with everything it's wearing,
carrying into a mist cloud for the duration. What do
you want to do with this?
Speaker 6: I want to get inside?
Speaker 2: You want again sun?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 9: As a gash is born?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: Is there are the cracks in it?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, yes, okay, So you do that, you turn
into you you turn into a gas. Yeah, you cast it.
She turned into a gas and you go into the
cracks of this block and inside of it. As you're
floating around the gay as a gas, obviously you can
see you see very tall, over six foot tall woman
inside this coffin long black long well looks be You're
not sure if it's black or if it's red, but
it's long hair that goes down past her butt. She
is nude from what you you can see with your
dark vision, paleish skin. She looks like she's slumbering. And
as you're looking around, you look at her face and
you see sharp teeth protruding from her lips, long nails
that look like claws. Can I point to ears?
Speaker 5: Do I know who this is?
Speaker 2: Insa? Doesn't?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 2: Everyone else? But everyone else? Should I know what this is?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Fuck? Everyone else should know who this is?
Speaker 3: Her.
Speaker 2: When you're floating around the body, the body feels cold,
there's no heart beat. But every yeah, everyone should know?
Every player? Well one, let's say one, two, three players?
You know who this is?
Speaker 1: I like how you say every player And I'm sitting here.
Speaker 2: Like so now I'm like every player? I might scratch
that way. Three players should know who this is?
Speaker 1: Should we drop hints?
Speaker 2: Don't worry, I don't know who wait wait wait wait wait, Taylor,
drop a hint? Who do you think it is? Don't
say who it is? But but drop a hit.
Speaker 1: They may have tried throwing one of us really really far.
Speaker 6: Do I remember? This was that part of this?
Speaker 2: Yes you were, Yes you were, Yes you were. I'll
give you a hint. It was from the last game
we played.
Speaker 6: Wait, which one?
Speaker 2: The last campaign we played last? It was a little
or smaller campaign. It was the one before this one.
It was between Aglows and Nevtira.
Speaker 9: Was it the Minion's game?
Speaker 2: No, it was not the Minion's game. We weren't playing
D and D. I wasn't saying something else. Yes you were.
We were playing another tabletop RPG game for like fifteen episodes.
It was one that was being the full game was
not out yet. It was a test guide. Oh god,
got it?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Do you know now you know who this is?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, now I don't know who this is.
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 9: Blah blah blah, A very tall vampire.
Speaker 2: Ly very tall blah blah.
Speaker 9: The one that my character tried to fuck.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, the one the one that Ray, the one
that Ray tried to get to get with.
Speaker 2: Yes, ladies and gentlemen and others of your listening, if
you listen to the Marvel Game. Characters don't know, but players, well,
players that were part of the Marvel game will. This
is Dracula from the Marvel Game as of right now,
the only other survivor from that Marvel world outside of Harbinger.
Speaker 6: If I didn't know she was connected, I left it.
Speaker 2: I never explained what happened to her because she kind
of just vanished after a certain point. Never disclose what
happened to her. And I'm like, I'm gonna do something
with her. I'm gonna put her on nice And then
I'm like, oh, vampire ship. Yes, m okay, so.
Speaker 7: Does would as a as a follower would INSI have
an idea.
Speaker 2: You you wouldn't know who this is, or INSI wouldn't
know who this is, and so would know that whoever
this is is, this person is of importance and was
placed here either by you know who or someone with
you know who. But the point is you now know
for sure you were meant to be put on this ship,
that it wasn't just a coincidence that you landed here.
You are now for sure supposed to be on this ship.
And seeing this with those eight moons on the sarcophagus,
coffin now seals it. I'm supposed to be here. This
will take me to do my mission, and this person
will help me or could help me, because why else
would she be here, and why else would you be
sent here with her here? Dun dundun.
Speaker 9: So he pops out of the coffin and goes back
into his normal form.
Speaker 2: As you do that and you start heading out, the
door slams and the tick comes down and community do
you do they have a light a little? Do they talk?
They have a language of some sort.
Speaker 7: No, but like they have like programming to where like
they do like different different like movements, like kind of
like sign language.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it comes down and communicates to you basically
that the crew is starting to go back to their
positions and it's not safe to go up wait wait
it out.
Speaker 6: Well, it was fun.
Speaker 2: As you hear the chef running coming back down stairs,
you had the heavy steps of show boom boom boom.
So you are stuck down there. He's like he walks
down there and he's looking around getting back to cooking,
and then he looks notices there's one less chicken. It's like.
Speaker 1: What they shoot?
Speaker 2: The hen probably got out and then goes back to
goes back to doing whatever he was doing. He kind
of throws it off there and maybe the hen went
off somewhere on the ship or something, because because he
always ends up having to go chase down the hens
because they go walking off some where they're not supposed to.
He's not really too worried about it. Yeah, you were
now stuck down there. Now going back up to the
top unto dun dun dum. So everyone starts doing their jobs.
Blobby blah blah blah. We jump a few hours. It's
now nighttime, freed. You've been on top with the ship
making sure the everything goes well. You haven't gone back
to the captain's quarters yet. You planned on doing that
tonight obviously, once everything once, everyone starts kind of going
down for sleeping. The skeleton crew continues working on ship.
As you think, oh okay, and I think it's time
to go back to the captain's quarters. You see a
storm ahead or you hear the sound of thunder in
the distance, and the sea start getting rougher, The waves
are starting to get a little bigger storm of bruin.
Y'all are walking, y'all going right into it. How do
you handle that? Freed?
Speaker 3: Oh excuse me, sorry, I'm running on like a couple
hours right now, We're almost done. Yeah, uh Free seeing
the storm, knows we need to act quickly, so it
starts shouting orders to the crew prepared. Uh uh, I
raise the mask apparent ship for a storm, basically telling
everybody to prepare the ship to sell through storm because
part of the uh part of selling huh, all hands steady,
all hands steady.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I captain, and they start getting
the ship ready to go through this storm. I'm free,
roll me a perception.
Speaker 3: Check perception.
Speaker 2: Now looking at the storm for.
Speaker 3: The Okay, so there's a site.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the sight.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't get I don't get it in that.
There you go. Uh well, oh, don't crash on me.
Speaker 1: Now there we go.
Speaker 2: Twenty four. Well that twenty four. You're looking around and
you see the storm in the distance. This is about
maybe a good in about ten to fifteen minutes. You
will about ten minutes your beat, the storm will be
starting to roll in past.
Speaker 1: Y'all.
Speaker 2: You see and you're looking around the sky and you
look behind you and you see them, and you're looking
at the moon The moon looks very familiar in a
very terrifying way. It's the blood It's a blood moon.
You recognize this moon as the moon that the sea
serpent that fell from the sky the first time fell
from it's back. The moon is back.
Speaker 6: That doesn't happen for two weeks.
Speaker 9: What do you mean, huh, so that doesn't happen for
two weeks?
Speaker 2: What do you mean that it doesn't have for two weeks.
Speaker 9: Because they were fighting it after the two weeks?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: What so Davy was gone for two weeks? Right, Yes,
when they were fighting a big monster.
Speaker 2: They were fighting something. You weren't sure, but there It's
been two weeks. There's a lot of things that have
been fighting, got it. We'll get to what they were fighting.
They're fighting. They're fighting something different.
Speaker 6: When y'all really woke up, I'm sorry, now you're fine.
Speaker 2: You were fighting something else. Now when you look at
this moon freed, you see something big with multiple It
looks to be tentacles fall from the moon that lands
in the water in the distance. You could see its shape.
It's quite ways away, but you can still see the
decent size of it. It's huge and it lands in
the water.
Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
Speaker 2: Now you don't know, you don't know if the thing's
gonna come at you. But I mean, the last time
something fell from that moon, it did not go well.
Speaker 3: Without without hesitating free shouts to the to everyone on
they all hands general quarters.
Speaker 2: Everyone's like what. I was like huh, And they kind
of stopped and looking around. What as the storm started
with the thundering and the lightning starts getting a little closer.
Speaker 3: I want I want deck hands to stay in the
ship parady for that storm. I want all gunners to
be ready to be at the gun, to be at
the cannons. I want every weapon on this ship ready
we have incoming.
Speaker 2: And they're like, for what one of the one of
the one you just hear from you just hear from
the crew from the from one of the crew members
in the group.
Speaker 4: Like what what do you mean from what?
Speaker 1: The storm?
Speaker 3: It's not it's not what's in front of us, it's
what's behind us. You need to be worried about.
Speaker 2: And everyone's like what And they look back and they
see them and like, oh no, you just hear a
collective oh fuck.
Speaker 1: And as.
Speaker 4: Huh, Bubbles is excited.
Speaker 2: Oh but those gets excited, Okay, bet you're got you're
real excited about this.
Speaker 1: One, Freed is.
Speaker 3: It's starting to get annoyed because of how like the
crew is still questioning his leadership and while he's understanding,
he's sympathetic and understanding at first, because.
Speaker 1: Is how.
Speaker 3: You know green he is at this point, with the
storm and the tentacled monstrosity coming coming our way, he
started his patience is wearing thin, so a more aggressive tone,
like his voice comes out more as a growl. At
this point, he says, my order, Stan all all hands,
general quarters.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you want everyone to gather in the general quarters.
Speaker 3: Well like general quarters mean like get your battles, like
to battle.
Speaker 2: States, aboundations. Okay, okay, sorry.
Speaker 3: You know, okay, I'm just gonna say. I'm gonna say,
like all hands, battle stations. I want decads, we keep
this ship steady, ready for that storm. I want all
gunners to be ready for what's coming from behind.
Speaker 2: Like all right, captain, and everyone gets on that shit.
Speaker 4: Kikey, kikey.
Speaker 2: So as ever, everyone's getting ready. After some after a
little bit, the rain starts coming in, the wind starts blowing,
and then you're in the midst of the storm. The
waves are getting the waves are a good fifty feet tall.
They're like they're not fifty feet I would say that's ridiculous.
About twenty twenty, I think is a good height. It's
getting a little rough out here. And then the rain
is going sideways from how heavy the winds of how
rabunctious as the wind's blowing, and so the rain's going sideways.
It's hitting ya in the face as you don't see
what fell from the moon yet. Lightnings crackling and then
thunder sounding as the lightning hits the ship right smack
in the middle, and it goes through the first layer,
the second layer, the third layer. Inside the lightning. You
hear lightning what you say breaking of the wood as
it crashes into the bottommost layer of the ship and
it hits the coffin. And when the lightning hits the coffin,
the lightning turns from a white light color to a purple.
Speaker 6: Purple, purple, purple, purple.
Speaker 8: Right purple blue blue. I thought I thought she was blue.
I thought she was purple. Remember anymore purple blue.
Speaker 2: We'll say purple or blue. We'll last James layer purple
or blue, one of the two. But it changes color
as the lightning falls from the sky into the ship,
and everyone sees like what the fuck? As it lowers
into the almost later the ship it CEI's in around
the coffin as you start hearing rustling on the inside,
and so as you hear pushing as it's trying to
move it. If you want to try to help push
it off, you can roll advantage on a strength track again.
Speaker 4: Cool, that will work.
Speaker 2: That will work. A fourteen that will work. O saving
while you're rolling a saving throw.
Speaker 6: I did not mean the saving throw. I'm sorry. Roll again, Yeah, strength.
Speaker 2: Strength or athletics one the other. Okay, So it's fifteen
and then like nineteen nineteen nineteen works wonderfully. So you're
able to push it off because whoever's inside of it
is trying to push it off as well. It flies off.
It rolls off and lands in the water, but with
all the rain and the sound of the thunder, it
disguises that noise rips and this woman stands up and
the moon and the light coming in from the lightning giants,
and she has crimson red hair now or well crimson
every from everyone looking, and so you look at her.
She has Crimson red hair, and she's just like, where
am I? And she looks at you ins She's like
you then to go up to the top of the deck.
Lightning hit. What do you say for you? Do you
say any reaction? You say, keep keep this ship going?
What do you say? It doesn't seem to be doesn't
seem to have done any damage, no fire or anything.
It just struck through the little piece of wood of
the ship. That doesn't necessarily that as far as like
damage goes. You kind of look at it and you're like, Okay,
it's not that serious from first initial look. I uh.
Speaker 3: Uh, aside from Bubbles, who is also you know what?
Fuck it?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: You shut Free shouts out, Malcolm, give me a damaged assessment.
Everyone else keep the ship steady, yes, sir.
Speaker 2: As you say that to Malcolm, you look. Everyone looks
to both sides of the ship as these tentacles come
up on both sides of the ship, almost like it's
trying to cup the ship. As the two large tentacles
go raise up. This is where we're into day's episode.
Speaker 4: I do one thing before we do that, sure, because
like we saw this thing coming right.
Speaker 2: Uh you saw it, Free saw it fall from the moon,
but it has not made itself known as when when
it hit the water. So it's been you assume it's
been trailing you, but you guys have not seen it
until this, Until this moment, okay, it's already been. So
this is a different creature. This is not the Levia
and serpent thing that attached you all the first time.
Something different. So yeah, the two technacals come up and
that's yeah, Randon, today's episode there, So well they survive.
Who's that bitch underneath? Well, I mean, I'll look your
blood the.
Speaker 3: What are we gonna do?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 3: Then do something now?
Speaker 2: Bubbles was one to do something if they know, if
they if you all knew that the thing was trailing you,
but y'all haven't seen it till this point. So they
retracted that. Okay, So yeah, two tannagles flying out up here. Now,
the sea kind of starting to wrap itself around the ship,
and somebody came out of a coffin. What will happen
next time? Well, bye out next time until then, Bye
Speaker 1: Bye.