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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that to the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart bodies, It's the fuck to the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I got some new fun facts for you today.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you guys love the fact that everything is

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<v Speaker 2>bigger here in Texas well. That includes dunkers. The world

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<v Speaker 2>record for the tallest donkey Romulus. It's a nine year

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<v Speaker 2>old American mammoth jackstock measures in its seventeen hands or

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<v Speaker 2>five feet eight inches.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's the owner, the veterinarian came out. She did three

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<v Speaker 3>separate measurements and came out seventeen hands each time. I

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<v Speaker 3>have the world's biggest ass and I'm not ashamed to

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<v Speaker 3>admit it. I'd be more than happy to take corporate sponsorships.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, anybody who wants to have the biggest jackass

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<v Speaker 3>in the world endorse their product various nice nice good

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<v Speaker 3>plug world sub promotion.

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<v Speaker 2>Biggest ass ye here in Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>Say here, four percent of.

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<v Speaker 2>The sand on Normandy Normandy's Beaches is still broken down

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<v Speaker 2>shrapnel back going back to D Day, that is, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>be the one time I wouldn't make fun of you

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<v Speaker 2>and your metal detector if you were out there on

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<v Speaker 2>Normandy Beach. I'd mean that that would be cool. Other

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<v Speaker 2>than that, I'm gonna make.

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<v Speaker 3>Fun of you.

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<v Speaker 2>You the winner of the first Indianapolis five hundred alex.

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<v Speaker 2>It went down in nineteen eleven. I know what a

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<v Speaker 2>race guy you are, obviously, I know you know all

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<v Speaker 2>of this, but yeah, so Indy five hundred nine nineteen eleven,

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<v Speaker 2>the average speed was just under seventy five miles per hour.

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<v Speaker 1>That's neat.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we're doing that on the Beltway here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so uh this year's winter averaged one hundred and sixty

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<v Speaker 2>eight miles an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck's of the day. We make you look

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<v Speaker 1>smart in front of your bodies. It's the fun back

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<v Speaker 1>to the day.