Speaker 1: And it is time for the wonder that is the
Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye. Hillary writes in and says I'm looking for
Speaker 1: any feedback or advice for a parent with a girl
Speaker 1: starting Scouts. We went to her first pack meeting. She
Speaker 1: had a great time. I was pleased to see several
Speaker 1: older girls there. One of the older girls was very
Speaker 1: sweet and came over to talk to both of my
Speaker 1: girls a few times. Cheers from Hillary. I'm going to
Speaker 1: guess you're talking about Scouts, not girl Scouts. They don't
Speaker 1: call them boy scouts anymore. I think they just call
Speaker 1: them scouts because there were boy Scouts for years, and
Speaker 1: then about ten years ago or so, they started admitting girls.
Speaker 1: And I don't have any experience with girl Scouts. I
Speaker 1: don't really know. I know that some people love girl
Speaker 1: Scouts and some people love boy Scouts, and I'm going
Speaker 1: to call it boy Scouts just for clarity. I got
Speaker 1: out of Scouts with my I was a pack liter
Speaker 1: troop leader. I got out about the time they started
Speaker 1: allowing girls in. But girls love it, and girls have
Speaker 1: been actually a member of Scouting for a long time.
Speaker 1: But you had to be a little bit. I can
Speaker 1: only say it is a great thing. It is an
Speaker 1: activity that welcomes everybody, whether you're you know, I think
Speaker 1: thing about sports is you have to be strong or fast,
Speaker 1: or tall or whatever, and in Scouts everybody can succeed. Sure,
Speaker 1: And there's so many things to love. If you like camping,
Speaker 1: you'll love it. If you like canoeing, if you like adventure,
Speaker 1: if you like going on like hikes and sailing trips
Speaker 1: and adventure, there's a lot of that in Scouts. It
Speaker 1: doesn't really start until it's mostly field trips and a
Speaker 1: little mild camp out. When you're a little kid, you
Speaker 1: go to a field trip to the arboretum or the
Speaker 1: fire station or the airport or whatever. But yeah, it
Speaker 1: was such a great I love it. And I think
Speaker 1: one of the great things about kids in Scouts is
Speaker 1: you get to participate just as much as they do.
Speaker 1: And by that I mean if your kid plays lacrosse,
Speaker 1: you don't get to suit up and go play. You
Speaker 1: can coach, you can watch your coach, or play gatorade,
Speaker 1: bring gatorade. But with Scouts you can go on the campouts.
Speaker 1: You're encouraged to come along on the field trips and
Speaker 1: the canoeing trips and whatever. So yeah, I definitely think
Speaker 1: that you should give it a shot, but other people
Speaker 1: might have a different opinion. I'm biased because I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I grew up.
Speaker 2: I feel like, if it's a new experience and it
Speaker 2: could be fun, try it, and if it's not for you,
Speaker 2: then don't do it long term. Like I'm I'm all
Speaker 2: for like trying things out. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: have any experience with scouting period.
Speaker 1: It's not really your thing.
Speaker 2: But if somebody was like, Bailey, do you want to
Speaker 2: try scouting for a week and we'll pay for it,
Speaker 2: I'll be like, Yeah, I want to try scouting for
Speaker 2: a week. Heck yeah.
Speaker 1: It was some of my best memories when I was
Speaker 1: a kid, and some of Carson's favorite memories too. Next one,
Speaker 1: good morning everyone, and my little bitch Dave. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is from Carmon. This is the way she talks to me.
Speaker 1: We've been friends for twenty years. Really for Bailey, Bailey,
Speaker 1: let's talk the facial hair and getting older, and you
Speaker 1: will start getting hair all over your face and you
Speaker 1: won't even know till you rub your face and squeal
Speaker 1: out what the fuck is that? You'll grab the tweezers
Speaker 1: that little bitch won't come out when you finally get
Speaker 1: out at the room, and all that shitthead grows back
Speaker 1: in a week. Jesus, don't forget your little neck. Those
Speaker 1: things pop up out of nowhere and if you don't
Speaker 1: catch them, they're gonna You're gonna be an inch long.
Speaker 1: Getting older is not graceful, and once you hit menopause
Speaker 1: you start drinking heavily because of all the hot flashes
Speaker 1: and no sleep, you might end up going bat shit crazy.
Speaker 1: See all the wonderful stuff you got to look forward
Speaker 1: to anyway, Love you guys from Carmen.
Speaker 2: Thanks Carmen. I really can't wait, except that's me now
Speaker 2: though I feel like that's already where I'm at, where
Speaker 2: it's not even like, Oh, I touch my face and
Speaker 2: i feel a hair coming out of it, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, what is that. I know exactly what
Speaker 2: that is because I have been dealing with it for
Speaker 2: the last fifteen years.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's awful. If you have any input on that,
Speaker 1: then let me know. As always, here comes Juanita. Now,
Speaker 1: I have not previewed Juananita's rant, but if you give
Speaker 1: me a second, I will click all the proper things here. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, this is not a rant. This is a
Speaker 1: and it's long, so I won't. I'm not gonna play
Speaker 1: the whole thing, okay, but I'm going to play part
Speaker 1: of this that one Nita sent in. Okay, you ready,
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Okay, Here we go to about field trips.
Speaker 3: This this field trip I have ever been on in
Speaker 3: my fucking life. They took us to a fucking cotton
Speaker 3: processing blaze. And there was a big ass cotton field
Speaker 3: out in the middle of fucking Raymond, Alabama, in the
Speaker 3: south of Montgomery County. We went there, and me and
Speaker 3: twenty eight other little nigglas in Miss Harfer's third grade classroom.
Speaker 3: They took our asses out there in the middle of
Speaker 3: the fucking August heat and said, hey, y'all. They gave
Speaker 3: us bags and shit like little cute, little plastic gangs
Speaker 3: with a cute with a cotton puff person with a
Speaker 3: smile on his face, and they're like, hey, y'all, got
Speaker 3: y'all go out there, half punk, pick as much cotton
Speaker 3: as you want. And so I'm my stupid ass went,
Speaker 3: you know, I went. My mama signed off on it,
Speaker 3: and then think about it, and I went to the
Speaker 3: fucking field trip. My d the fields is having a
Speaker 3: good old time. We were singing songs and shit and
Speaker 3: remember the most good field pick and got there in
Speaker 3: cotton in the middle of the fucking heat. And then
Speaker 3: you know, I'm thinking, because it's a field trip, they
Speaker 3: told us you can pick as much as you won't. Hey,
Speaker 3: you get to keep the fuck got you can keep it.
Speaker 3: So I was like, yeah, I'm gonna keep it. And
Speaker 3: we can't go to get back on the bus. They're like,
Speaker 3: all right, kids, turn you bags man, then take our
Speaker 3: answers inside and took all the damn cotton that we had.
Speaker 1: Okay, it goes on for another minute or so.
Speaker 2: Okay, wild they went on a field trip to a
Speaker 2: cotton picking plan.
Speaker 1: That's funny, Wanita. It is funny and it's awful. And
Speaker 1: if you want to watch the entire clip, go on
Speaker 1: YouTube and search picking cotton on a racist field trip.
Speaker 1: So thank you, Wanita. Always count on one Eeda for
Speaker 1: a laugh. Okay, I'm gonna skip on that one. This
Speaker 1: one might be a little bit. I'm gonna ahead and
Speaker 1: read it and see what happens. Okay, here we go,
Speaker 1: Morning show crew. I want to follow up on the
Speaker 1: conversation about feminism. Did we talk about that a lot
Speaker 1: on the Minnesota Goodbye Yesterday?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, I mean not a lot, but like, yeah,
Speaker 2: part of it.
Speaker 1: To be clear, the definition of feminism is a collection
Speaker 1: of political, social, and moral philosophies that aim at gender equality.
Speaker 1: I hate to break it to you, but if you
Speaker 1: want equal rights for men and women, you, my friend,
Speaker 1: are a feminist, Dave. The man haters you're referring to
Speaker 1: are actually called misandrius. You ever heard of that, miss
Speaker 1: and Yeah, Miss Andrews. It is unfortunately a small radical
Speaker 1: group of people that give feminism such a bad image.
Speaker 1: Although there are laws that protect women's rights, that doesn't
Speaker 1: mean things that things from the patriarchy, you don't negatively
Speaker 1: affect women. For example, on average, women make eighty three
Speaker 1: point six cents for every dollar a man makes. That
Speaker 1: number is even less if you are a woman of color.
Speaker 1: Pink tax exists. Historically, medical studies and car safety studies
Speaker 1: were only conducted on men, so like crash test dummies
Speaker 1: were men.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a man's world, That's what I said.
Speaker 1: Well, women shouldn't drive. I mean, I think we all
Speaker 1: agree that women Because you're busy. You're hanging your nails
Speaker 1: out the window to drive now trying to get a laugh.
Speaker 1: I got a little bit of a laugh. Oh you know,
Speaker 1: I will tell you. Bailey and I and Fallon and
Speaker 1: I started this, and maybe Lena started and I'm not sure,
Speaker 1: but we have a TV in the studio and we'll
Speaker 1: look up at the TV once in a while, and
Speaker 1: one of our running gags was if there's a woman
Speaker 1: astronaut on TV. Lena would say like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: look at her. She must be wearing her husband's astronaut suit.
Speaker 1: And we would laugh. Or we'd look up at a
Speaker 1: female cop on TV and Fallon would say, Uh, look
Speaker 1: at that girl. It must be Halloween. She's dressed up
Speaker 1: as a cop. Because I think sometimes humor is so
Speaker 1: stupid and so offensive that it makes you laugh. And
Speaker 1: so would you laugh if I looked up at the
Speaker 1: screen and there's a woman a firefighter, ah, and I said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, look at that. She must be dressed
Speaker 1: up for Halloween.
Speaker 2: I mean I would probably go like, a lady firefighter,
Speaker 2: what's happening? But then be like, yeah, go off, queen,
Speaker 2: you're doing it. You made it happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, so they say. To think our society doesn't
Speaker 1: have some deep misogynistic roots seems naive to me. Women
Speaker 1: have only had to write to vote since nineteen twenty.
Speaker 1: It was only in nineteen sixty that women could open
Speaker 1: up their bank account their own bank account, and not
Speaker 1: until nineteen seventy four when most women could do so
Speaker 1: without their husband's signature. These things affected the generations right
Speaker 1: before us. That was not that long ago. We've come
Speaker 1: a long way, but there is still room for improvement.
Speaker 1: I hope this email is received well, as I truly
Speaker 1: think people have a negative view on feminism when it's
Speaker 1: meant to benefit all of us. Yes, I too once
Speaker 1: thought that if feminists were a bunch of radical women
Speaker 1: who never shaved their armpits and despise men. That is
Speaker 1: from our local feminist friend Mary.
Speaker 2: Thanks Mary. Yeah, you put everything that I was feeling
Speaker 2: into words, so I appreciate that. Thank you. Well.
Speaker 1: I think it's like any political group. I think if
Speaker 1: you look at this political group, it's the ones that
Speaker 1: are fucking crazy that ruin it for everybody who is normal. Like,
Speaker 1: if you look at any political group, you go you
Speaker 1: want to do what or you look at Christianity. Okay, now,
Speaker 1: to me, Christianity is a wonderful benign really, yeah, I
Speaker 1: would consider myself if I'm anything, I'm a Christian. But
Speaker 1: I don't think that all well, there shouldn't be gay,
Speaker 1: and you shouldn't have a pink like I don't know,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have a rainbow flag, and you shouldn't be
Speaker 1: trans or whatever. But I think that there are Christians
Speaker 1: who think that, just as there are probably many other
Speaker 1: faces that have these raddical views. But I think that's
Speaker 1: what fucks it up for the rest of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you could say the same thing, like
Speaker 2: the guys who are like, well, women are the problem
Speaker 2: because they have high expectations and blah blah blah. They're
Speaker 2: also like a radical viewpoint of why women are making
Speaker 2: the world a worst place. And same with like Missandress,
Speaker 2: who are the same way with like men are ruining everything.
Speaker 2: I don't think necessarily men are ruining everything. I think
Speaker 2: it's a man's world and it was created for the
Speaker 2: patriarchy blah blah blah blah blah. So that's why I
Speaker 2: am a feminist. I would love it if all women
Speaker 2: had the same rights as well.
Speaker 1: I think it goes back. I mean, I've done a
Speaker 1: little bit of thinking about this. When historically men were
Speaker 1: more powerful because they were more powerfully built. So in
Speaker 1: the caveman days, men probably ruled the roost because they
Speaker 1: were more powerfully built and stronger. And as time went by,
Speaker 1: a man didn't need to be strong, and you didn't
Speaker 1: need a strong person in the household because you got
Speaker 1: shit that does the work for you, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Yeah, you don't need a man to like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, pull a plow or break the horses
Speaker 1: because we don't need plows and horses anymore. Yeah you
Speaker 1: get a tractor. Yeah you got a Honda. So we
Speaker 1: are now recovering from the past where you needed a
Speaker 1: strong man around the house because I ain't strong. I
Speaker 1: can't fix shit. I can't even fucking hardly lift things
Speaker 1: because I got a bad back, right, And also like,
Speaker 1: well my back is fine.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of stupid what like Mary was saying, like
Speaker 2: even historically, like women weren't allowed to vote until nineteen twenty,
Speaker 2: which honestly not that long ago, and like they couldn't
Speaker 2: own a house or like they couldn't have a bank
Speaker 2: account unless their husband signed off on it. So like
Speaker 2: when people say, like, oh, let's go back to the
Speaker 2: good old days when no one ever got divorced from like,
Speaker 2: they couldn't get divorced if they wanted any kind of rights.
Speaker 2: So like, even though maybe over time, like we didn't
Speaker 2: need men for being strong, like, we still needed them
Speaker 2: in order to have any kind of independence at all.
Speaker 1: Well, I think that also men back in the forties
Speaker 1: or sixties or whenever, they were taught to believe that
Speaker 1: they were maybe intellectually superior to women, right, which you know,
Speaker 1: is the craziest thing ever because clearly half of the
Speaker 1: population is just as smart as the other half, and
Speaker 1: there were a lot of I mean, I will say
Speaker 1: that we're catching up. It's taking time, and there is resistance,
Speaker 1: but we're catching up, yes, And I will use the
Speaker 1: example when I go to my dentist office. Every picture
Speaker 1: of women of dentists on the dentist wall is a
Speaker 1: woman of queen, I mean, and all of them. And
Speaker 1: it's not because you know, like they didn't say, hey,
Speaker 1: we need more women dentists. They probably said, well, who's
Speaker 1: smart enough to graduate from dental school? Women you are,
Speaker 1: And I will tell you this one the doctor who
Speaker 1: say my wife's life when she had this almost inoperable
Speaker 1: cancer was a woman named Kathy, And Kathy said, I'm
Speaker 1: really glad I got Susan. I'm glad that I drew
Speaker 1: the Susan card because I don't think anybody else would
Speaker 1: have been able to save Susan's life. And she was
Speaker 1: not patting herself on the back. She was staying, in
Speaker 1: fact like it with such a difficult surgery. And I'm
Speaker 1: glad that Kathy got Susan, drew the Susan card, or
Speaker 1: I'd be an Adult friend Finder, right, Yeah, well, actually,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: What, that doesn't sound that now that you would be
Speaker 2: on Adult friend r Yeah, I'd like to call Kathy
Speaker 2: and be like, anyway that this could be reversed.
Speaker 1: That's terrible. I love your dark humor. Okay, anyway, here's
Speaker 1: laurel ah Bailey.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I want to scream when that woman called in saying
Speaker 1: what rights do men have that women don't? But you
Speaker 1: handled it very well, so bravo. I imagine it's hard
Speaker 1: and frustrating to come up with an attackfule response on
Speaker 1: the spot to answer her question. For one, there are
Speaker 1: no laws governing in men's bodies, and don't even get
Speaker 1: me start on medical misogyny. Everything we encounter, from the
Speaker 1: workday to our last names is centered around men, and
Speaker 1: it's ingrained in our daily lives so deeply that we
Speaker 1: are blind to it. I also think it's funny when
Speaker 1: people say they aren't a feminist. Every decent person on
Speaker 1: earth should consider themselves a feminist because by nefinition, it
Speaker 1: simply means equal rights for men and women. Yes, that's it.
Speaker 1: They're bra burning, man hating feminists, but that isn't and
Speaker 1: shouldn't be the standard. Okay, I'm done, thank you, Laurel.
Speaker 2: Yes, Laurel, Yes, I was so glad that. Honestly, I
Speaker 2: was so happy that people were texting in but also
Speaker 2: messaging me on like Instagram and Facebook being like, oh,
Speaker 2: I totally got where you were coming from. Because then
Speaker 2: some people were messaging me being like, your boobs are fine.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it wasn't about the boobs, It's not about
Speaker 2: the boobs, but it is. It was hard to like
Speaker 2: try and put my thoughts into words on the spot
Speaker 2: and be like a spokeswoman for all a spokesperson for
Speaker 2: all women. No, totally in that moment. So I was like,
Speaker 2: oh crap.
Speaker 1: Well, you can barely even vocalize what you want for
Speaker 1: lunch exactly.
Speaker 2: Probably read lfebster because you mentioned it earlier.
Speaker 1: I'm bummed that red Lobster is struggling because they were
Speaker 1: such a fixture of my childhood because we didn't have
Speaker 1: a lot of money, nor did we have expensive taste,
Speaker 1: so red Lobster to me, was like the height of
Speaker 1: fine dining.
Speaker 2: Oh I've never been you've never been to a red
Speaker 2: lost one.
Speaker 1: Now here's the difference. Red Lobster when I was a
Speaker 1: kid was a little bit darker, more luxurious experience, and
Speaker 1: now it's as bright as an Applebee's because they've decided
Speaker 1: to just like you know, hey, we don't want to
Speaker 1: be dark and mysterious and exotic. We want to be
Speaker 1: bright and lively like an Applebee's. But the food is
Speaker 1: still really good. No, it's not really good.
Speaker 2: It's decent.
Speaker 1: Red lobster food is decent and good, but it's not
Speaker 1: really You want really good seafood, Yeah, tell me where?
Speaker 2: Because I don't ever go to fancy places.
Speaker 1: Let me think, where would you go for really good seafood? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm still thinking Okay, wildfire, Okay, wildfire, really good seafood,
Speaker 1: ocean air. I think I've been there one time. There
Speaker 1: might be some other places. Are you a food kind
Speaker 1: of a person? I love food? Okay, yeah I do too.
Speaker 1: The fishier, the better, the more disgusting, the more eai,
Speaker 1: the more suction cups that are on the fish, the
Speaker 1: more I like.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe not me for suction cups. Gross.
Speaker 1: The only seafood that I don't like is klamari. Yeah,
Speaker 1: calamari tastes like rubber bands fried.
Speaker 2: It does taste like rubber bands fried.
Speaker 1: Like it.
Speaker 2: Mahi mahi is such a good fish. Tilapia is so good.
Speaker 2: Me and my mom when I used to live at
Speaker 2: home still, we would do a tradition of New Year's Eve.
Speaker 2: We would get scallops and shrimp and we would eat
Speaker 2: scallops and shrimp on New Year's Eve and it's so delicious.
Speaker 1: Now that's funny. On Christmas Eve, we have a tradition
Speaker 1: we do crab legs, giant crab legs, and oyster stew. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a weird combination of a lot of seafood, but
Speaker 1: it's our Christmas Eve tradition. So we go to church
Speaker 1: and we do the thing where you like shake hands
Speaker 1: and like you know, past the candle flame back and forth,
Speaker 1: and you sing songs off the big screen and you
Speaker 1: listen to the Christmas message. But the whole time you're
Speaker 1: going and get it over with because I want to
Speaker 1: go home.
Speaker 2: Seafood, my crab legs, my king krab legs, so good,
Speaker 2: dipped in butter, Oh so good.
Speaker 1: Ashley writes in thank you for giving my daily dose
Speaker 1: of Minnesota news and culture. I left Minnesota a decade ago,
Speaker 1: and I listen every day not to get homesick. I
Speaker 1: am in the club of Dave never retire. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Bailey and Vont have are such amazing additions. The show
Speaker 1: has a new energy and it's so fun. I really
Speaker 1: believe that's true. And I hear that so often that
Speaker 1: I am convinced that the show is better now. I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean I always convinced it. I'm convinced that that
Speaker 1: people like the show much better with Bailey and Vont
Speaker 1: because you just bring a different energy, you know you do.
Speaker 1: You're fun and funny and quirky, and you kind of
Speaker 1: have a say anything kind of a vibe.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I kind of wonder because, like I've listened to the
Speaker 2: show for forever. So what I want to know because
Speaker 2: I don't have any like thought about me being on
Speaker 2: the show, and because I know Vant, I don't have
Speaker 2: a thought about him being on the show, but like
Speaker 2: comparatively to like when it was you Jenny Fallon Steve, like,
Speaker 2: how is it different? Or when it was you Lee
Speaker 2: Jackson and the other guy? Who is that guy? But
Speaker 2: I always I've always liked it best when there's four people, Okay,
Speaker 2: in general.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that sometimes the more people there are
Speaker 1: is just more chances of somebody relating to you. Like
Speaker 1: I talked about yesterday. Yeah, you know, friends, if there'd
Speaker 1: only been three friends, it would have been as good
Speaker 1: as if there were six friends. Yeah, And so I
Speaker 1: do think, And everybody's a different flavor. It's like everybody's
Speaker 1: a different spice. You're a little bit of Cuman.
Speaker 2: I'm Cuman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm probably onion powder.
Speaker 2: Yeah that checks out. You are onion powered.
Speaker 1: I would say. Jenny's like t no, she's cellery salty,
Speaker 1: sellery salt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that checks out.
Speaker 1: And Vant would be all spice, all spice.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Why am I Cuman of all of them? Because
Speaker 2: not everybody likes you I want to be turneric because
Speaker 2: I stay in your clothes. What turmeric? You say, stain
Speaker 2: your clothes? What is that orange powder? It's sometimes, I
Speaker 2: mean you use it in cooking. Sometimes it's like kind
Speaker 2: of it's orange. It's like super stainy. Once I got yeah,
Speaker 2: once I got turmeric on a dress and I ruined it.
Speaker 2: It's t U R M E R I ce turmeric
Speaker 2: turmeric Okay, delicious, Okay.
Speaker 1: Continuing on with the same email, let me see if
Speaker 1: I can find it. I'm in your target demo of
Speaker 1: about thirty four about be thirty five ed twins in
Speaker 1: May and recently have gone back to work one. They
Speaker 1: give a lot of topics, so thank you, Ashley. Jenny
Speaker 1: and Bailey should consider when and if they want to
Speaker 1: have kids. Is two things energy and finance is like Jenny,
Speaker 1: Before I had kids, I was a huge biker, swimmer,
Speaker 1: hiker and smoothieal. I'm truly exhausted now. I can't imagine
Speaker 1: being forty and starting this journey. I was in great
Speaker 1: shape then, but now post emergency C section, my back
Speaker 1: and abs are so weak. I now make the sounds
Speaker 1: of an eighty year old man when I get off
Speaker 1: the floor, finances be ready, how expensive shit is. When
Speaker 1: making the baby registry, I was shocked at how much
Speaker 1: was needed and how expensive everything was, knowing it would
Speaker 1: be used for only a few months for certain life stages.
Speaker 1: I hated Amazon before, but now out of convenience, it's
Speaker 1: like every other week some new baby product is ordered
Speaker 1: and delivered. You're probably you. I mean, you would have
Speaker 1: a baby with the right circumstances, but it's not like
Speaker 1: you're going, oh, I gotta have a baby, like anytime soon.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like with Jenny it's a little bit
Speaker 2: more plausible. With me, I would have to meet someone,
Speaker 2: fall in love, get married, and then have a baby,
Speaker 2: and that takes a while. So I'm not really crossing
Speaker 2: my fingers for it, especially because I know I'm not old.
Speaker 2: But I'm getting to the point where if I met
Speaker 2: someone today, it would still be like a two year process,
Speaker 2: if not more. Yeah, in order to like, actually, you know,
Speaker 2: successfully get into a spot where I would have a
Speaker 2: child and then I'm geriatric at that point.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I was going to say. Is that
Speaker 1: what they call a jeriatric president to see if you're
Speaker 1: like thirty six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thirty six and over is geriatric, and I always
Speaker 2: thought like, because I mean, I've I'd love to fall
Speaker 2: in love. That'd be great. I'd love to have a child,
Speaker 2: that would be great. Right now, it does not seem
Speaker 2: like it's in the cards for me. I wouldn't mind
Speaker 2: adopting a kid at age like forty forty five, I
Speaker 2: would adopt. I would adopt a kid, for sure, especially
Speaker 2: if it's a kid that's not like a baby, because realty,
Speaker 2: I don't like babies. I don't care for babies. I
Speaker 2: like children who are over four. Okay, I do not
Speaker 2: like babies. Okay, you can't communicate with them, you have
Speaker 2: to change their diapers. I don't like that. That's not
Speaker 2: something that sparks joy for.
Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody loves babies. Loves babies, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean I love babies. I tolerate babies well, but
Speaker 1: I really love like toddlers. Like right now, Ava is four,
Speaker 1: and she is so much fun. Yes, she is just
Speaker 1: so full of joy and at that age that you
Speaker 1: are their favorite person if they love you. They I mean,
Speaker 1: Ava comes over and show like, climb right up on
Speaker 1: my lap and show me her paw patrol motorcycle. She said,
Speaker 1: I brought this because I know you like motorcycles, and
Speaker 1: so she was showing me this paw Patrol motorcycle with
Speaker 1: a dog named Mercury.
Speaker 3: That sound right?
Speaker 2: How the hell am I don't think a freaking no
Speaker 2: paw patrol?
Speaker 1: What is another one from the same staff rider too?
Speaker 1: What is the most ridiculous thing you've seen in an airport?
Speaker 1: I was traveling for work this week and in the
Speaker 1: baggage area I saw twelve to fifteen people holding up
Speaker 1: signs and say welcome home from rehab.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: Personally, I would be mortified. I don't know that I've
Speaker 1: ever seen anything ridiculous at an airport other than a
Speaker 1: dude or a woman talking really loudly on their cell phone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you know, I think it's really high,
Speaker 1: like the height of living. If you go to the
Speaker 1: Delta sky Lounge. So you pay a little bit extra
Speaker 1: and you go in the Delta sky Lounge and it's
Speaker 1: all paid for. You get to eat and drink for free.
Speaker 1: Oh and it's super cool and you get to hang
Speaker 1: out and there's Wi Fi. But there's always business peace traveling.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's me Roger, uh huh. And they're walking up
Speaker 1: and down, or they're sitting there in their chair. Yeah
Speaker 1: it's Roger. Yeah, I'm in the Twin Cities right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like we're about a three point zero on
Speaker 1: the Jefferson Project. Yeah ah ah, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: And I give them dirty looks and I hope they'll
Speaker 1: make eye contact, but they never do because they're so
Speaker 1: lost in their worlds. They have no Jefferson.
Speaker 2: Project where with all of what's happening around them.
Speaker 1: But I don't really do you see anything. We're in
Speaker 1: an airport, Bailey.
Speaker 2: Jane, Not really. I mean, I would have to really
Speaker 2: think about it, but I know that there's one thing
Speaker 2: in the Orlando airport that's actually an art piece, and
Speaker 2: it's this man who is sitting on the ground and
Speaker 2: napping and he's in a glass box. And the first
Speaker 2: time I saw it, I thought it was a real person,
Speaker 2: but it's like a piece of art. And it's called
Speaker 2: like Tired Tourist or something like that, and he's dressed
Speaker 2: up like a tourist and he's got his hand in
Speaker 2: his or his head in his hand, and he's sitting
Speaker 2: on the floor and he looks like he's napping and
Speaker 2: it looks like real life scares the shit out of me.
Speaker 2: Every time I walk around. I'm like that man's an
Speaker 2: old glass box.
Speaker 1: No, no, anyway, what's your take on hotel bathroom pro
Speaker 1: bath or pro shower stall. I've never really thought about it,
Speaker 1: Bailey anything.
Speaker 2: No, I've never thought about it. I just know that
Speaker 2: I steal the uh shampoo and conditioner and soap.
Speaker 1: More and more hotels are going to dispensers.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'll notice that. Yeah, which, Hey, you know what
Speaker 2: do what you got to do? It saves money.
Speaker 1: I used to hoard little bars of soap until I
Speaker 1: realize I've got fifty seven of them and I never
Speaker 1: use them.
Speaker 2: It's the only so my mom uses is hotel soaps
Speaker 2: that she's stolen overly gears.
Speaker 1: I mean, why not?
Speaker 2: Yeah as well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, next one. Oh that she goes on to say,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and saying a thing, say pro bath.
Speaker 1: If I want to take a bath, it's available, But
Speaker 1: I rarely want to sit in a bathtub at a
Speaker 1: hotel where somebody else was the night before.
Speaker 2: If it's jacuzzi bath, one percent, I'll take a bath.
Speaker 1: Okay. Now, some people would say, like jacuzzie bath in
Speaker 1: a hotel room. That's disgusting because there's semen and pubic
Speaker 1: hair in there.
Speaker 2: There, but it's less disgusting than the actual jacuzzie in
Speaker 2: the hotel. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, Oh gosh.
Speaker 1: She goes on to say, I am pro bath. I've
Speaker 1: lately noticed new or recently renovated hotels are replacing their
Speaker 1: tubs with shower stalls, but part of the stall is
Speaker 1: either a half wall or super shallow step, so water
Speaker 1: goes everywhere. And now I'm using the precious limited amount
Speaker 1: of towels to clean up a mess that would not
Speaker 1: have been made for a tub. I love how you've
Speaker 1: overthought this, but I love your experience. And finally, ps
Speaker 1: Vaunt is great, but I'm so glad you hired a
Speaker 1: fellow crazy cat lady. I laughed my ass off harder
Speaker 1: than I should at Bailey's Cat shout Out Day. Here
Speaker 1: is a picture of my eight percent Asian babies.
Speaker 2: Can't wait. I'm putting on my glasses.
Speaker 1: Okay, because she earlier in the email, and I missed
Speaker 1: it somewhere and I forget exactly where it was.
Speaker 2: Oh real, babies, I thought she was gonna talk about cats.
Speaker 1: No, they are, and I miss this because, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: I love the day brings up that he is part
Speaker 1: Asian occasionally. I'm twenty percent Asian. My husband is Filipino
Speaker 1: but looks racially ambiguous. So she send pictures of her
Speaker 1: eight percent Asian babies.
Speaker 2: They're so cute. Are they twins?
Speaker 1: They must be twins there, because they're too close in
Speaker 1: age not to be twins.
Speaker 2: They're cute babies from what I can see. We're going
Speaker 2: to send pictures of cats, though, and I was more
Speaker 2: excited about it.
Speaker 1: I know, Oh, I know my cat. All right, Okay,
Speaker 1: what else do you want to talk about? Send an
Speaker 1: email to Ryan Show at katiewb dot com. For some reason,
Speaker 1: right now, emails are not loading. I don't know if
Speaker 1: we lost our internet connection or what, but I think
Speaker 1: we're about the end of the Minnesota goodbye anyway, So
Speaker 1: thank you for all the emails. We live on your emails.
Speaker 1: So whatever you want to bring up, I don't care
Speaker 1: if you want to bring up eight percent Asian babies
Speaker 1: or cat shout outs or whatever you want to bring
Speaker 1: up brand new topics something we talked about before. Question
Speaker 1: that's been bothering you a problem you have, send it
Speaker 1: in to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.