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<v Speaker 1>And it is time for the wonder that is the

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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota Goodbye. Hillary writes in and says I'm looking for

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<v Speaker 1>any feedback or advice for a parent with a girl

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<v Speaker 1>starting Scouts. We went to her first pack meeting. She

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<v Speaker 1>had a great time. I was pleased to see several

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<v Speaker 1>older girls there. One of the older girls was very

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<v Speaker 1>sweet and came over to talk to both of my

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<v Speaker 1>girls a few times. Cheers from Hillary. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>guess you're talking about Scouts, not girl Scouts. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>call them boy scouts anymore. I think they just call

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<v Speaker 1>them scouts because there were boy Scouts for years, and

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<v Speaker 1>then about ten years ago or so, they started admitting girls.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't have any experience with girl Scouts. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really know. I know that some people love girl

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<v Speaker 1>Scouts and some people love boy Scouts, and I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to call it boy Scouts just for clarity. I got

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<v Speaker 1>out of Scouts with my I was a pack liter

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<v Speaker 1>troop leader. I got out about the time they started

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<v Speaker 1>allowing girls in. But girls love it, and girls have

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<v Speaker 1>been actually a member of Scouting for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>But you had to be a little bit. I can

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<v Speaker 1>only say it is a great thing. It is an

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<v Speaker 1>activity that welcomes everybody, whether you're you know, I think

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<v Speaker 1>thing about sports is you have to be strong or fast,

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<v Speaker 1>or tall or whatever, and in Scouts everybody can succeed. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>And there's so many things to love. If you like camping,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll love it. If you like canoeing, if you like adventure,

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<v Speaker 1>if you like going on like hikes and sailing trips

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<v Speaker 1>and adventure, there's a lot of that in Scouts. It

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't really start until it's mostly field trips and a

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<v Speaker 1>little mild camp out. When you're a little kid, you

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<v Speaker 1>go to a field trip to the arboretum or the

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<v Speaker 1>fire station or the airport or whatever. But yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was such a great I love it. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>one of the great things about kids in Scouts is

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<v Speaker 1>you get to participate just as much as they do.

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<v Speaker 1>And by that I mean if your kid plays lacrosse,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't get to suit up and go play. You

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<v Speaker 1>can coach, you can watch your coach, or play gatorade,

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<v Speaker 1>bring gatorade. But with Scouts you can go on the campouts.

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<v Speaker 1>You're encouraged to come along on the field trips and

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<v Speaker 1>the canoeing trips and whatever. So yeah, I definitely think

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<v Speaker 1>that you should give it a shot, but other people

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<v Speaker 1>might have a different opinion. I'm biased because I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I grew up.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like, if it's a new experience and it

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<v Speaker 2>could be fun, try it, and if it's not for you,

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<v Speaker 2>then don't do it long term. Like I'm I'm all

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<v Speaker 2>for like trying things out. I don't know. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>have any experience with scouting period.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not really your thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But if somebody was like, Bailey, do you want to

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<v Speaker 2>try scouting for a week and we'll pay for it,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be like, Yeah, I want to try scouting for

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<v Speaker 2>a week. Heck yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It was some of my best memories when I was

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<v Speaker 1>a kid, and some of Carson's favorite memories too. Next one,

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<v Speaker 1>good morning everyone, and my little bitch Dave. Okay, this

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<v Speaker 1>is from Carmon. This is the way she talks to me.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been friends for twenty years. Really for Bailey, Bailey,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk the facial hair and getting older, and you

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<v Speaker 1>will start getting hair all over your face and you

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<v Speaker 1>won't even know till you rub your face and squeal

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<v Speaker 1>out what the fuck is that? You'll grab the tweezers

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<v Speaker 1>that little bitch won't come out when you finally get

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<v Speaker 1>out at the room, and all that shitthead grows back

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<v Speaker 1>in a week. Jesus, don't forget your little neck. Those

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<v Speaker 1>things pop up out of nowhere and if you don't

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<v Speaker 1>catch them, they're gonna You're gonna be an inch long.

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<v Speaker 1>Getting older is not graceful, and once you hit menopause

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<v Speaker 1>you start drinking heavily because of all the hot flashes

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<v Speaker 1>and no sleep, you might end up going bat shit crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>See all the wonderful stuff you got to look forward

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<v Speaker 1>to anyway, Love you guys from Carmen.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks Carmen. I really can't wait, except that's me now

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<v Speaker 2>though I feel like that's already where I'm at, where

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<v Speaker 2>it's not even like, Oh, I touch my face and

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<v Speaker 2>i feel a hair coming out of it, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, what is that. I know exactly what

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<v Speaker 2>that is because I have been dealing with it for

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<v Speaker 2>the last fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's awful. If you have any input on that,

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<v Speaker 1>then let me know. As always, here comes Juanita. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I have not previewed Juananita's rant, but if you give

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<v Speaker 1>me a second, I will click all the proper things here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, this is not a rant. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>and it's long, so I won't. I'm not gonna play

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing, okay, but I'm going to play part

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<v Speaker 1>of this that one Nita sent in. Okay, you ready,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready. Okay, Here we go to about field trips.

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<v Speaker 3>This this field trip I have ever been on in

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<v Speaker 3>my fucking life. They took us to a fucking cotton

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<v Speaker 3>processing blaze. And there was a big ass cotton field

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<v Speaker 3>out in the middle of fucking Raymond, Alabama, in the

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<v Speaker 3>south of Montgomery County. We went there, and me and

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<v Speaker 3>twenty eight other little nigglas in Miss Harfer's third grade classroom.

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<v Speaker 3>They took our asses out there in the middle of

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<v Speaker 3>the fucking August heat and said, hey, y'all. They gave

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<v Speaker 3>us bags and shit like little cute, little plastic gangs

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<v Speaker 3>with a cute with a cotton puff person with a

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<v Speaker 3>smile on his face, and they're like, hey, y'all, got

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<v Speaker 3>y'all go out there, half punk, pick as much cotton

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<v Speaker 3>as you want. And so I'm my stupid ass went,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I went. My mama signed off on it,

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<v Speaker 3>and then think about it, and I went to the

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<v Speaker 3>fucking field trip. My d the fields is having a

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<v Speaker 3>good old time. We were singing songs and shit and

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<v Speaker 3>remember the most good field pick and got there in

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<v Speaker 3>cotton in the middle of the fucking heat. And then

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I'm thinking, because it's a field trip, they

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<v Speaker 3>told us you can pick as much as you won't. Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>you get to keep the fuck got you can keep it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was like, yeah, I'm gonna keep it. And

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<v Speaker 3>we can't go to get back on the bus. They're like,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, kids, turn you bags man, then take our

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<v Speaker 3>answers inside and took all the damn cotton that we had.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it goes on for another minute or so.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wild they went on a field trip to a

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<v Speaker 2>cotton picking plan.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny, Wanita. It is funny and it's awful. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to watch the entire clip, go on

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<v Speaker 1>YouTube and search picking cotton on a racist field trip.

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<v Speaker 1>So thank you, Wanita. Always count on one Eeda for

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<v Speaker 1>a laugh. Okay, I'm gonna skip on that one. This

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<v Speaker 1>one might be a little bit. I'm gonna ahead and

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<v Speaker 1>read it and see what happens. Okay, here we go,

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<v Speaker 1>Morning show crew. I want to follow up on the

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<v Speaker 1>conversation about feminism. Did we talk about that a lot

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<v Speaker 1>on the Minnesota Goodbye Yesterday?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Okay, I mean not a lot, but like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>part of it.

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<v Speaker 1>To be clear, the definition of feminism is a collection

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<v Speaker 1>of political, social, and moral philosophies that aim at gender equality.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate to break it to you, but if you

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<v Speaker 1>want equal rights for men and women, you, my friend,

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<v Speaker 1>are a feminist, Dave. The man haters you're referring to

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<v Speaker 1>are actually called misandrius. You ever heard of that, miss

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<v Speaker 1>and Yeah, Miss Andrews. It is unfortunately a small radical

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<v Speaker 1>group of people that give feminism such a bad image.

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<v Speaker 1>Although there are laws that protect women's rights, that doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>mean things that things from the patriarchy, you don't negatively

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<v Speaker 1>affect women. For example, on average, women make eighty three

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<v Speaker 1>point six cents for every dollar a man makes. That

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<v Speaker 1>number is even less if you are a woman of color.

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<v Speaker 1>Pink tax exists. Historically, medical studies and car safety studies

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<v Speaker 1>were only conducted on men, so like crash test dummies

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<v Speaker 1>were men.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a man's world, That's what I said.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, women shouldn't drive. I mean, I think we all

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<v Speaker 1>agree that women Because you're busy. You're hanging your nails

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<v Speaker 1>out the window to drive now trying to get a laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a little bit of a laugh. Oh you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I will tell you. Bailey and I and Fallon and

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<v Speaker 1>I started this, and maybe Lena started and I'm not sure,

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<v Speaker 1>but we have a TV in the studio and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>look up at the TV once in a while, and

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<v Speaker 1>one of our running gags was if there's a woman

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<v Speaker 1>astronaut on TV. Lena would say like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>look at her. She must be wearing her husband's astronaut suit.

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<v Speaker 1>And we would laugh. Or we'd look up at a

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<v Speaker 1>female cop on TV and Fallon would say, Uh, look

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<v Speaker 1>at that girl. It must be Halloween. She's dressed up

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<v Speaker 1>as a cop. Because I think sometimes humor is so

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<v Speaker 1>stupid and so offensive that it makes you laugh. And

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<v Speaker 1>so would you laugh if I looked up at the

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<v Speaker 1>screen and there's a woman a firefighter, ah, and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, look at that. She must be dressed

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<v Speaker 1>up for Halloween.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I would probably go like, a lady firefighter,

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<v Speaker 2>what's happening? But then be like, yeah, go off, queen,

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<v Speaker 2>you're doing it. You made it happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, anyway, so they say. To think our society doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have some deep misogynistic roots seems naive to me. Women

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<v Speaker 1>have only had to write to vote since nineteen twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>It was only in nineteen sixty that women could open

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<v Speaker 1>up their bank account their own bank account, and not

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<v Speaker 1>until nineteen seventy four when most women could do so

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<v Speaker 1>without their husband's signature. These things affected the generations right

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<v Speaker 1>before us. That was not that long ago. We've come

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<v Speaker 1>a long way, but there is still room for improvement.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope this email is received well, as I truly

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<v Speaker 1>think people have a negative view on feminism when it's

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<v Speaker 1>meant to benefit all of us. Yes, I too once

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<v Speaker 1>thought that if feminists were a bunch of radical women

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<v Speaker 1>who never shaved their armpits and despise men. That is

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<v Speaker 1>from our local feminist friend Mary.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks Mary. Yeah, you put everything that I was feeling

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<v Speaker 2>into words, so I appreciate that. Thank you. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's like any political group. I think if

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<v Speaker 1>you look at this political group, it's the ones that

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<v Speaker 1>are fucking crazy that ruin it for everybody who is normal. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>if you look at any political group, you go you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do what or you look at Christianity. Okay, now,

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<v Speaker 1>to me, Christianity is a wonderful benign really, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>would consider myself if I'm anything, I'm a Christian. But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that all well, there shouldn't be gay,

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<v Speaker 1>and you shouldn't have a pink like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't have a rainbow flag, and you shouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>trans or whatever. But I think that there are Christians

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<v Speaker 1>who think that, just as there are probably many other

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<v Speaker 1>faces that have these raddical views. But I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>what fucks it up for the rest of us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean you could say the same thing, like

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<v Speaker 2>the guys who are like, well, women are the problem

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<v Speaker 2>because they have high expectations and blah blah blah. They're

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<v Speaker 2>also like a radical viewpoint of why women are making

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<v Speaker 2>the world a worst place. And same with like Missandress,

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<v Speaker 2>who are the same way with like men are ruining everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it goes back. I mean, I've done a

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<v Speaker 1>the caveman days, men probably ruled the roost because they

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<v Speaker 1>a man didn't need to be strong, and you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>shit that does the work for you, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Yeah, you don't need a man to like,

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<v Speaker 1>because we don't need plows and horses anymore. Yeah you

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<v Speaker 2>I'm kind of stupid what like Mary was saying, like

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<v Speaker 2>even historically, like women weren't allowed to vote until nineteen twenty,

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<v Speaker 2>which honestly not that long ago, and like they couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>when people say, like, oh, let's go back to the

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<v Speaker 2>good old days when no one ever got divorced from like,

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<v Speaker 2>So like, even though maybe over time, like we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think that also men back in the forties

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<v Speaker 1>or sixties or whenever, they were taught to believe that

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<v Speaker 1>they were maybe intellectually superior to women, right, which you know,

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<v Speaker 1>is the craziest thing ever because clearly half of the

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<v Speaker 1>that we're catching up. It's taking time, and there is resistance,

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<v Speaker 1>but we're catching up, yes, And I will use the

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<v Speaker 1>example when I go to my dentist office. Every picture

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<v Speaker 1>woman of queen, I mean, and all of them. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's not because you know, like they didn't say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we need more women dentists. They probably said, well, who's

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<v Speaker 1>And I will tell you this one the doctor who

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<v Speaker 1>really glad I got Susan. I'm glad that I drew

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<v Speaker 1>the Susan card because I don't think anybody else would

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<v Speaker 1>have been able to save Susan's life. And she was

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<v Speaker 1>not patting herself on the back. She was staying, in

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<v Speaker 1>fact like it with such a difficult surgery. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>glad that Kathy got Susan, drew the Susan card, or

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be an Adult friend Finder, right, Yeah, well, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>What, that doesn't sound that now that you would be

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<v Speaker 2>on Adult friend r Yeah, I'd like to call Kathy

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<v Speaker 2>and be like, anyway that this could be reversed.

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<v Speaker 1>That's terrible. I love your dark humor. Okay, anyway, here's

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<v Speaker 1>laurel ah Bailey.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to scream when that woman called in saying

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<v Speaker 1>what rights do men have that women don't? But you

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<v Speaker 1>handled it very well, so bravo. I imagine it's hard

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<v Speaker 1>and frustrating to come up with an attackfule response on

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<v Speaker 1>the spot to answer her question. For one, there are

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<v Speaker 1>no laws governing in men's bodies, and don't even get

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<v Speaker 1>me start on medical misogyny. Everything we encounter, from the

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<v Speaker 1>workday to our last names is centered around men, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's ingrained in our daily lives so deeply that we

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<v Speaker 1>are blind to it. I also think it's funny when

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<v Speaker 1>people say they aren't a feminist. Every decent person on

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<v Speaker 1>earth should consider themselves a feminist because by nefinition, it

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<v Speaker 1>simply means equal rights for men and women. Yes, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>They're bra burning, man hating feminists, but that isn't and

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't be the standard. Okay, I'm done, thank you, Laurel.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Laurel, Yes, I was so glad that. Honestly, I

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<v Speaker 2>was so happy that people were texting in but also

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<v Speaker 2>messaging me on like Instagram and Facebook being like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I totally got where you were coming from. Because then

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<v Speaker 2>some people were messaging me being like, your boobs are fine.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, it wasn't about the boobs, It's not about

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<v Speaker 2>the boobs, but it is. It was hard to like

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<v Speaker 2>try and put my thoughts into words on the spot

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<v Speaker 2>and be like a spokeswoman for all a spokesperson for

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<v Speaker 2>all women. No, totally in that moment. So I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh crap.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you can barely even vocalize what you want for

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<v Speaker 1>lunch exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably read lfebster because you mentioned it earlier.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm bummed that red Lobster is struggling because they were

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<v Speaker 1>such a fixture of my childhood because we didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of money, nor did we have expensive taste,

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<v Speaker 1>so red Lobster to me, was like the height of

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I've never been you've never been to a red

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<v Speaker 1>Now here's the difference. Red Lobster when I was a

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<v Speaker 1>kid was a little bit darker, more luxurious experience, and

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<v Speaker 1>now it's as bright as an Applebee's because they've decided

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<v Speaker 1>to just like you know, hey, we don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be dark and mysterious and exotic. We want to be

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<v Speaker 1>bright and lively like an Applebee's. But the food is

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<v Speaker 1>still really good. No, it's not really good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's decent.

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<v Speaker 1>Red lobster food is decent and good, but it's not

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<v Speaker 1>really You want really good seafood, Yeah, tell me where?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I don't ever go to fancy places.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me think, where would you go for really good seafood? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still thinking Okay, wildfire, Okay, wildfire, really good seafood,

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<v Speaker 1>ocean air. I think I've been there one time. There

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<v Speaker 1>might be some other places. Are you a food kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a person? I love food? Okay, yeah I do too.

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<v Speaker 1>The fishier, the better, the more disgusting, the more eai,

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<v Speaker 1>the more suction cups that are on the fish, the

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<v Speaker 1>more I like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe not me for suction cups. Gross.

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<v Speaker 1>The only seafood that I don't like is klamari. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>calamari tastes like rubber bands fried.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Mahi mahi is such a good fish. Tilapia is so good.

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<v Speaker 2>Me and my mom when I used to live at

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<v Speaker 2>home still, we would do a tradition of New Year's Eve.

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<v Speaker 2>We would get scallops and shrimp and we would eat

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<v Speaker 2>scallops and shrimp on New Year's Eve and it's so delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's funny. On Christmas Eve, we have a tradition

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<v Speaker 1>we do crab legs, giant crab legs, and oyster stew. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a weird combination of a lot of seafood, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's our Christmas Eve tradition. So we go to church

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<v Speaker 1>and we do the thing where you like shake hands

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<v Speaker 1>and like you know, past the candle flame back and forth,

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<v Speaker 1>and you sing songs off the big screen and you

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the Christmas message. But the whole time you're

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<v Speaker 1>going and get it over with because I want to

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<v Speaker 1>go home.

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<v Speaker 2>Seafood, my crab legs, my king krab legs, so good,

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<v Speaker 2>dipped in butter, Oh so good.

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<v Speaker 1>Ashley writes in thank you for giving my daily dose

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<v Speaker 1>of Minnesota news and culture. I left Minnesota a decade ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and I listen every day not to get homesick. I

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<v Speaker 1>am in the club of Dave never retire. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Bailey and Vont have are such amazing additions. The show

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<v Speaker 1>has a new energy and it's so fun. I really

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<v Speaker 1>believe that's true. And I hear that so often that

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<v Speaker 1>I am convinced that the show is better now. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I always convinced it. I'm convinced that that

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<v Speaker 1>people like the show much better with Bailey and Vont

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<v Speaker 1>because you just bring a different energy, you know you do.

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<v Speaker 1>You're fun and funny and quirky, and you kind of

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of wonder because, like I've listened to the

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<v Speaker 2>show for forever. So what I want to know because

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have any like thought about me being on

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<v Speaker 2>the show, and because I know Vant, I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>a thought about him being on the show, but like

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<v Speaker 2>comparatively to like when it was you Jenny Fallon Steve, like,

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<v Speaker 2>how is it different? Or when it was you Lee

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<v Speaker 2>Jackson and the other guy? Who is that guy? But

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<v Speaker 2>I always I've always liked it best when there's four people, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>in general.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think that sometimes the more people there are

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<v Speaker 1>is just more chances of somebody relating to you. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I talked about yesterday. Yeah, you know, friends, if there'd

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<v Speaker 1>only been three friends, it would have been as good

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<v Speaker 1>as if there were six friends. Yeah, And so I

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<v Speaker 1>do think, And everybody's a different flavor. It's like everybody's

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<v Speaker 1>a different spice. You're a little bit of Cuman.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Cuman.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm I'm probably onion powder.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say. Jenny's like t no, she's cellery salty,

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<v Speaker 1>sellery salt.

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<v Speaker 1>And Vant would be all spice, all spice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Why am I Cuman of all of them? Because

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<v Speaker 2>I stay in your clothes. What turmeric? You say, stain

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<v Speaker 2>your clothes? What is that orange powder? It's sometimes, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean you use it in cooking. Sometimes it's like kind

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<v Speaker 1>Continuing on with the same email, let me see if

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<v Speaker 1>I can find it. I'm in your target demo of

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<v Speaker 1>give a lot of topics, so thank you, Ashley. Jenny

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<v Speaker 1>and Bailey should consider when and if they want to

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<v Speaker 1>have kids. Is two things energy and finance is like Jenny,

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<v Speaker 1>Before I had kids, I was a huge biker, swimmer,

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<v Speaker 1>hiker and smoothieal. I'm truly exhausted now. I can't imagine

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<v Speaker 1>the floor, finances be ready, how expensive shit is. When

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<v Speaker 1>a baby with the right circumstances, but it's not like

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<v Speaker 1>you're going, oh, I gotta have a baby, like anytime soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I feel like with Jenny it's a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>more plausible. With me, I would have to meet someone,

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<v Speaker 2>fall in love, get married, and then have a baby,

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<v Speaker 2>and that takes a while. So I'm not really crossing

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<v Speaker 2>my fingers for it, especially because I know I'm not old.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm getting to the point where if I met

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<v Speaker 2>someone today, it would still be like a two year process,

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<v Speaker 2>if not more. Yeah, in order to like, actually, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>successfully get into a spot where I would have a

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<v Speaker 2>child and then I'm geriatric at that point.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's what I was going to say. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>what they call a jeriatric president to see if you're

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<v Speaker 1>like thirty six.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thirty six and over is geriatric, and I always

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<v Speaker 2>thought like, because I mean, I've I'd love to fall

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<v Speaker 2>in love. That'd be great. I'd love to have a child,

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<v Speaker 2>that would be great. Right now, it does not seem

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<v Speaker 2>like it's in the cards for me. I wouldn't mind

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<v Speaker 2>adopting a kid at age like forty forty five, I

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<v Speaker 2>would adopt. I would adopt a kid, for sure, especially

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<v Speaker 2>if it's a kid that's not like a baby, because realty,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like babies. I don't care for babies. I

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<v Speaker 2>like children who are over four. Okay, I do not

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<v Speaker 2>like babies. Okay, you can't communicate with them, you have

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<v Speaker 2>to change their diapers. I don't like that. That's not

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<v Speaker 2>something that sparks joy for.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if anybody loves babies. Loves babies, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I love babies. I tolerate babies well, but

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<v Speaker 1>I really love like toddlers. Like right now, Ava is four,

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<v Speaker 1>and she is so much fun. Yes, she is just

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<v Speaker 1>so full of joy and at that age that you

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<v Speaker 1>are their favorite person if they love you. They I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>Ava comes over and show like, climb right up on

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<v Speaker 1>my lap and show me her paw patrol motorcycle. She said,

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<v Speaker 1>I brought this because I know you like motorcycles, and

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<v Speaker 1>so she was showing me this paw Patrol motorcycle with

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<v Speaker 1>a dog named Mercury.

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<v Speaker 3>That sound right?

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<v Speaker 2>How the hell am I don't think a freaking no

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<v Speaker 2>paw patrol?

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<v Speaker 1>What is another one from the same staff rider too?

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<v Speaker 1>What is the most ridiculous thing you've seen in an airport?

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<v Speaker 1>I was traveling for work this week and in the

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<v Speaker 1>baggage area I saw twelve to fifteen people holding up

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<v Speaker 1>signs and say welcome home from rehab.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Personally, I would be mortified. I don't know that I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen anything ridiculous at an airport other than a

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<v Speaker 1>dude or a woman talking really loudly on their cell phone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, you know, I think it's really high,

469
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<v Speaker 1>like the height of living. If you go to the

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<v Speaker 1>Delta sky Lounge. So you pay a little bit extra

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<v Speaker 1>and you go in the Delta sky Lounge and it's

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<v Speaker 1>all paid for. You get to eat and drink for free.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and it's super cool and you get to hang

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<v Speaker 1>out and there's Wi Fi. But there's always business peace traveling.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's me Roger, uh huh. And they're walking up

477
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<v Speaker 1>and down, or they're sitting there in their chair. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>it's Roger. Yeah, I'm in the Twin Cities right now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like we're about a three point zero on

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<v Speaker 1>the Jefferson Project. Yeah ah ah, shut the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 1>And I give them dirty looks and I hope they'll

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<v Speaker 1>make eye contact, but they never do because they're so

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<v Speaker 1>lost in their worlds. They have no Jefferson.

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<v Speaker 2>Project where with all of what's happening around them.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't really do you see anything. We're in

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<v Speaker 1>an airport, Bailey.

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<v Speaker 2>Jane, Not really. I mean, I would have to really

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<v Speaker 2>think about it, but I know that there's one thing

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<v Speaker 2>in the Orlando airport that's actually an art piece, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's this man who is sitting on the ground and

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<v Speaker 2>napping and he's in a glass box. And the first

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<v Speaker 2>time I saw it, I thought it was a real person,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's like a piece of art. And it's called

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<v Speaker 2>like Tired Tourist or something like that, and he's dressed

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<v Speaker 2>up like a tourist and he's got his hand in

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<v Speaker 2>his or his head in his hand, and he's sitting

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<v Speaker 2>on the floor and he looks like he's napping and

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<v Speaker 2>it looks like real life scares the shit out of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Every time I walk around. I'm like that man's an

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<v Speaker 2>old glass box.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, anyway, what's your take on hotel bathroom pro

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<v Speaker 1>bath or pro shower stall. I've never really thought about it,

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<v Speaker 1>Bailey anything.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I've never thought about it. I just know that

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<v Speaker 2>I steal the uh shampoo and conditioner and soap.

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<v Speaker 1>More and more hotels are going to dispensers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'll notice that. Yeah, which, Hey, you know what

508
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<v Speaker 2>do what you got to do? It saves money.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to hoard little bars of soap until I

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<v Speaker 1>realize I've got fifty seven of them and I never

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<v Speaker 1>use them.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the only so my mom uses is hotel soaps

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<v Speaker 2>that she's stolen overly gears.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, why not?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah as well?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, next one. Oh that she goes on to say,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go ahead and saying a thing, say pro bath.

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<v Speaker 1>If I want to take a bath, it's available, But

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<v Speaker 1>I rarely want to sit in a bathtub at a

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<v Speaker 1>hotel where somebody else was the night before.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's jacuzzi bath, one percent, I'll take a bath.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Now, some people would say, like jacuzzie bath in

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<v Speaker 1>a hotel room. That's disgusting because there's semen and pubic

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<v Speaker 1>hair in there.

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<v Speaker 2>There, but it's less disgusting than the actual jacuzzie in

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<v Speaker 2>the hotel. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, Oh gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes on to say, I am pro bath. I've

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<v Speaker 1>lately noticed new or recently renovated hotels are replacing their

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<v Speaker 1>tubs with shower stalls, but part of the stall is

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<v Speaker 1>either a half wall or super shallow step, so water

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<v Speaker 1>goes everywhere. And now I'm using the precious limited amount

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<v Speaker 1>of towels to clean up a mess that would not

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<v Speaker 1>have been made for a tub. I love how you've

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<v Speaker 1>overthought this, but I love your experience. And finally, ps

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<v Speaker 1>Vaunt is great, but I'm so glad you hired a

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<v Speaker 1>fellow crazy cat lady. I laughed my ass off harder

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<v Speaker 1>than I should at Bailey's Cat shout Out Day. Here

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<v Speaker 1>is a picture of my eight percent Asian babies.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't wait. I'm putting on my glasses.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, because she earlier in the email, and I missed

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<v Speaker 1>it somewhere and I forget exactly where it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh real, babies, I thought she was gonna talk about cats.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they are, and I miss this because, oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I love the day brings up that he is part

545
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<v Speaker 1>Asian occasionally. I'm twenty percent Asian. My husband is Filipino

546
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<v Speaker 1>but looks racially ambiguous. So she send pictures of her

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<v Speaker 1>eight percent Asian babies.

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<v Speaker 2>They're so cute. Are they twins?

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<v Speaker 1>They must be twins there, because they're too close in

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<v Speaker 1>age not to be twins.

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<v Speaker 2>They're cute babies from what I can see. We're going

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<v Speaker 2>to send pictures of cats, though, and I was more

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<v Speaker 2>excited about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, Oh, I know my cat. All right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what else do you want to talk about? Send an

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<v Speaker 1>email to Ryan Show at katiewb dot com. For some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>right now, emails are not loading. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>we lost our internet connection or what, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>we're about the end of the Minnesota goodbye anyway, So

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for all the emails. We live on your emails.

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<v Speaker 1>So whatever you want to bring up, I don't care

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to bring up eight percent Asian babies

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<v Speaker 1>or cat shout outs or whatever you want to bring

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<v Speaker 1>up brand new topics something we talked about before. Question

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<v Speaker 1>that's been bothering you a problem you have, send it

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<v Speaker 1>in to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.
