WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:03.520 This is Dan Caples and welcome to today's online podcast 2 00:00:03.640 --> 00:00:05.719 edition of The Dan Caplis Show. Please be sure to 3 00:00:05.759 --> 00:00:08.240 give us a five star rating if you'd be so kind, 4 00:00:08.320 --> 00:00:11.599 and to subscribe, download, and listen to the show every 5 00:00:11.679 --> 00:00:16.039 single day on your favorite podcast platform towards rocket filling 6 00:00:16.079 --> 00:00:16.440 in for. 7 00:00:16.760 --> 00:00:20.320 The big Man, Dan Capitlis fighting for justice down there 8 00:00:20.359 --> 00:00:24.039 in my normal workplace at the Douglas County Justice Center. 9 00:00:24.120 --> 00:00:26.239 I'm i gotta applause you right there, George, because you 10 00:00:26.440 --> 00:00:27.640 left us hanging on that one. 11 00:00:28.359 --> 00:00:30.960 You saw him? What was his demeanor? What was going 12 00:00:31.039 --> 00:00:32.920 on there? I didn't get to see him. I knew 13 00:00:32.920 --> 00:00:35.679 he was there. So Tom Mustin is our comms guy, 14 00:00:35.799 --> 00:00:38.280 that's right. He goes, Hey, I ran into Dan in 15 00:00:38.320 --> 00:00:42.119 the men's room, and I'm like, okay, that's awkward, because 16 00:00:42.320 --> 00:00:44.159 you know, you don't want to hear what Like, I'm like, 17 00:00:44.840 --> 00:00:46.920 what kind of conversation do you have, like manage shere, 18 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:50.119 colden here, or what are you doing? And so he said, hey, 19 00:00:50.200 --> 00:00:52.280 Dan's in trial. I'm like, that's right, he's in trial. 20 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:55.840 And so he's in Courtroom five, which is kind of 21 00:00:55.920 --> 00:00:58.759 directly down the hall from one of our doors. I 22 00:00:58.920 --> 00:01:01.520 just was in a bun bunch of meetings and other 23 00:01:02.200 --> 00:01:04.480 prep things today and I wasn't able to get over there. 24 00:01:04.480 --> 00:01:06.400 But tomorrow I'm gonna slip in there and see what's 25 00:01:06.439 --> 00:01:08.400 going on. I don't know who's trying the case with him. 26 00:01:08.439 --> 00:01:11.760 I'm kind of hopeful it's like Tom Burns or John 27 00:01:11.879 --> 00:01:15.799 Keunner or you know, Bob or Waheed. I don't know 28 00:01:16.120 --> 00:01:17.599 one of the great attorneys on his team. 29 00:01:18.079 --> 00:01:21.799 I've always kind of used this WWF analogy where you know, 30 00:01:21.959 --> 00:01:23.599 you and I are roughly the same age. You watch 31 00:01:24.319 --> 00:01:27.680 Wrestling Superstars on Saturday, and you didn't get the great 32 00:01:27.719 --> 00:01:30.599 matches there, you got like Moondogs spot against Hulkogan. 33 00:01:30.959 --> 00:01:32.120 Well, that's what it's like. 34 00:01:32.200 --> 00:01:34.359 I don't know who these insurance companies are that look 35 00:01:34.359 --> 00:01:36.640 at and they see Dan Kaplis Law and the ledger 36 00:01:36.680 --> 00:01:39.840 you want, we're gonna go to court with that? Guy's like, no, settle, 37 00:01:40.079 --> 00:01:43.280 just settle, you're better off. You'll save yourself some time, 38 00:01:43.760 --> 00:01:47.560 some agony, some money. But why do they go loggerheads 39 00:01:47.560 --> 00:01:49.280 against capitalis Law when he never loses. 40 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:52.519 I don't know. I think some of this though, you 41 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:57.280 see in other professional sports, like you know what flea 42 00:01:57.319 --> 00:01:59.519 flicker is gonna work here or something like that, you 43 00:01:59.519 --> 00:02:02.640 know what I mean, or where you see either there 44 00:02:02.640 --> 00:02:05.959 are a lot of teams that intentionally walk Aaron Judge 45 00:02:06.120 --> 00:02:08.159 and then every once in a while they're like, nah, 46 00:02:08.199 --> 00:02:10.439 we're pitching at him with guys on base, you know, 47 00:02:10.479 --> 00:02:12.439 in a close game, and then he makes you pay 48 00:02:12.439 --> 00:02:14.080 and you're like, why did we do that again? You 49 00:02:14.120 --> 00:02:16.919 know what was the thought process there? I feel like 50 00:02:16.960 --> 00:02:19.800 it's this that they must think that no, no, no, 51 00:02:19.919 --> 00:02:22.280 Dan lost a case once in this case, he's going 52 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:24.680 to get out over his skis, and then they get 53 00:02:24.680 --> 00:02:26.719 into court and then at some point they have to 54 00:02:26.719 --> 00:02:29.960 be like calling the adjuster and saying, I told you 55 00:02:30.039 --> 00:02:31.800 this was going to happen. I told you this was 56 00:02:31.840 --> 00:02:34.360 going to happen. Sometimes the attorneys don't get to make 57 00:02:34.360 --> 00:02:36.879 the decision. It's the insurance company that does it so well. 58 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:39.520 And you know, you know this better than anybody, George. 59 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:40.960 I mean, you've been to that in the court room 60 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:43.879 doing that sort of thing. But sometimes the best cases 61 00:02:43.919 --> 00:02:45.960 are the ones you don't go to trial with. 62 00:02:46.199 --> 00:02:49.759 Right, No, you rarely go to trial on the strongest 63 00:02:49.759 --> 00:02:51.879 cases in the sivil world. That that should be true. 64 00:02:51.919 --> 00:02:53.800 Almost one hundred percent of the time. In the criminal world, 65 00:02:54.240 --> 00:02:57.719 it's not true when there are cases like murder or 66 00:02:57.879 --> 00:03:00.599 certain sex assaults on children, unless they're going to come 67 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:02.919 to the table and take some kind of a sentence 68 00:03:02.919 --> 00:03:05.159 that subjects them to potentially the rest of their life 69 00:03:05.199 --> 00:03:09.319 in prison. Otherwise, most of your strongest cases, you're just 70 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:11.759 coming up with a deal that gets this person some 71 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:15.680 justice and they move on. Yeah. Yeah. 72 00:03:15.719 --> 00:03:20.560 Interestingly enough, I was kind of surprised that they ran 73 00:03:20.599 --> 00:03:24.599 into each other in the bathroom because, you know, and 74 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:27.080 I have a ton of guy friends, because you know, 75 00:03:27.240 --> 00:03:29.159 I don't have a lot of xxes. 76 00:03:29.360 --> 00:03:31.719 I have x y's, you know, as my friendship. 77 00:03:31.759 --> 00:03:37.000 Brice, I thought, when you said x exes, it's like 78 00:03:37.199 --> 00:03:39.599 dudes you broke up with, but you guys got back together. 79 00:03:39.759 --> 00:03:42.800 No, I thought, yeah, no, I call them xxes. 80 00:03:42.879 --> 00:03:45.879 Okay, I'm not a big fan of women, but that's 81 00:03:45.879 --> 00:03:51.680 another thing anyway. So we So what I'm saying is 82 00:03:52.039 --> 00:03:55.639 all of my male friends basically say, when you go 83 00:03:55.719 --> 00:03:59.800 into the bathroom, you don't look. You just stare ahead 84 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:04.919 and you do your business. Unfortunately, in the women's bathroom 85 00:04:05.560 --> 00:04:11.439 it's like Sorority Day. People are on their phones peeing 86 00:04:11.800 --> 00:04:13.800 in the stall next to you, and I'm. 87 00:04:13.680 --> 00:04:15.319 Like, you know that? How do you know that? 88 00:04:15.479 --> 00:04:17.079 Because I have to pee next to that? 89 00:04:17.240 --> 00:04:17.439 I know? 90 00:04:17.480 --> 00:04:19.480 But are you looking at them? Like I presume the 91 00:04:19.519 --> 00:04:23.040 women's room has like real privacy with the DA room falls. 92 00:04:23.079 --> 00:04:25.879 We have stalls, but you can hear them talking on 93 00:04:25.920 --> 00:04:26.399 their phone. 94 00:04:26.399 --> 00:04:28.600 Okay, talk is weird. 95 00:04:28.480 --> 00:04:33.279 The stalls, right, But here's my here's my pet peeve. 96 00:04:33.879 --> 00:04:37.920 Do you honestly think they can't hear you pissing that's 97 00:04:37.920 --> 00:04:42.639 from the same time as you're talking on the freaking phone. 98 00:04:42.839 --> 00:04:45.639 I think they can, And I think it makes you 99 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:48.360 then wonder who's this person that's so close to them 100 00:04:48.399 --> 00:04:50.680 in their lives that they can take care of business? 101 00:04:51.560 --> 00:04:54.120 And you know that's that's by the way, best case 102 00:04:54.120 --> 00:04:56.439 scenario is the running waters. 103 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:02.600 I've heard family calls and then you have to deal 104 00:05:02.639 --> 00:05:04.879 with the whole flush, Like, how are you going to 105 00:05:04.959 --> 00:05:05.199 do that? 106 00:05:05.519 --> 00:05:08.079 You mute it. I've been there. You quickly mute it. 107 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:09.199 Hold you drop the flush? 108 00:05:09.279 --> 00:05:09.600 Can it? 109 00:05:09.639 --> 00:05:11.240 Wait? It takes you out a few minutes to go 110 00:05:11.279 --> 00:05:15.319 to the bath. Wait. Wait, Sometimes you're in the middle 111 00:05:15.360 --> 00:05:17.600 of a harangue with one of the kids and you 112 00:05:17.639 --> 00:05:19.399 can't you know what I mean, you can't just let 113 00:05:19.439 --> 00:05:21.560 it in there because they'll never answer the phone again, 114 00:05:21.920 --> 00:05:23.920 and you just have to keep going. I think the 115 00:05:24.000 --> 00:05:25.800 other thing now that we're on the phone topic, and 116 00:05:25.839 --> 00:05:27.600 I discovered this at the airport the other day, and 117 00:05:27.639 --> 00:05:29.839 it reminds me of this all the time. The people 118 00:05:29.879 --> 00:05:33.720 that have not discovered the bluetooth right like any sort 119 00:05:33.759 --> 00:05:37.800 of air pods or earthing, and they walk around talking 120 00:05:38.000 --> 00:05:40.439 into the end of their phone, holding it like it's 121 00:05:40.439 --> 00:05:41.759 a piece of pizza, do you know what I mean, 122 00:05:41.759 --> 00:05:43.319 Like they're getting ready to eat it, but they've got 123 00:05:43.399 --> 00:05:46.079 it on speaker and they've got to talk right into it. 124 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:49.519 And I'm like, one, why, like why are you sharing 125 00:05:49.560 --> 00:05:51.600 this with us? And who is it you don't care 126 00:05:51.639 --> 00:05:54.839 about enough to give them some privacy in their comments. 127 00:05:54.839 --> 00:05:57.240 I wonder if they know you're walking around New York 128 00:05:57.279 --> 00:05:59.959 City with them blasting whatever they're saying about you. 129 00:06:00.040 --> 00:06:02.240 Okay, this is the worst because I work on the 130 00:06:02.279 --> 00:06:05.319 Martino Show, so I have to take four hours of 131 00:06:05.360 --> 00:06:10.399 phone calls with people calling on speakerphone doesn't work, people, 132 00:06:10.560 --> 00:06:11.879 worst doesn't work. 133 00:06:12.199 --> 00:06:14.480 Well, that's a good time for public service announcement here 134 00:06:14.519 --> 00:06:17.000 on this program, which Kelly she struggles with this all 135 00:06:17.040 --> 00:06:20.120 the time. Don't put her on bluetooth, don't put it 136 00:06:20.160 --> 00:06:22.160 on speaker, especially when you're driving down the road. 137 00:06:22.240 --> 00:06:23.920 There's so much road noise. I'm not gonna be able 138 00:06:23.920 --> 00:06:24.319 to hear you. 139 00:06:24.480 --> 00:06:26.720 If you can't, you know, talk directly into your phone, 140 00:06:26.720 --> 00:06:29.439 which is always preferable, then maybe. 141 00:06:29.240 --> 00:06:32.399 Wait, how many times do I literally say, don't know 142 00:06:32.480 --> 00:06:35.079 what you're saying because all I hear is there. 143 00:06:36.079 --> 00:06:38.720 Yeah, and that's just to the people in your family. 144 00:06:40.120 --> 00:06:46.000 That's very true. There's some real problems here. The bathroom thing. 145 00:06:46.199 --> 00:06:48.519 I don't know about the icon tact stuff because I 146 00:06:48.560 --> 00:06:49.480 have a standing policy. 147 00:06:49.800 --> 00:06:49.920 You know. 148 00:06:49.920 --> 00:06:51.759 I used to have a private bathroom in the eighteenth 149 00:06:51.839 --> 00:06:53.639 jd D And now Amy's got it. And it was 150 00:06:53.680 --> 00:06:56.720 behind some hidden Wayne's coated wall. I swear to you. 151 00:06:56.720 --> 00:06:58.519 You push on this thing and it pops open into 152 00:06:58.560 --> 00:07:00.879 a bathroom with a shower and a sink and a 153 00:07:00.920 --> 00:07:03.240 toilet and all that was great stuff. On the other 154 00:07:03.360 --> 00:07:04.959 side of the door when it closed, I had a 155 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:07.959 picture of Hillary Clinton that said ready, because if I've 156 00:07:07.959 --> 00:07:09.879 ever needed to have the something scared out of me, 157 00:07:09.920 --> 00:07:12.759 that would do it. And anyway, I don't have that 158 00:07:12.920 --> 00:07:17.439 in the new office. It's a problem. And so because 159 00:07:17.439 --> 00:07:20.439 we only have the one bathroom for the entire portion 160 00:07:20.519 --> 00:07:22.360 of the office and we're talking a lot of people here, 161 00:07:22.439 --> 00:07:26.399 I have instituted a policy where when I leave, no 162 00:07:26.399 --> 00:07:29.000 one can make eye contact with me until I get 163 00:07:29.000 --> 00:07:31.800 back to my office. It's too awkward. No listen here. 164 00:07:32.480 --> 00:07:35.720 You just kind of threaded the needle there, because apparently 165 00:07:35.800 --> 00:07:37.920 that was a rule with Hillary Clinton. I'm seeing more 166 00:07:37.920 --> 00:07:40.120 of this information come out, like she did not want 167 00:07:40.160 --> 00:07:42.319 to interact with any of the White House staff when 168 00:07:42.319 --> 00:07:44.720 she was first Lady with Bill Clinton, and that was 169 00:07:44.759 --> 00:07:46.600 one of the rules, like do not make eye contact 170 00:07:46.639 --> 00:07:49.439 with the first Lady, And all these guys are on notabay, 171 00:07:49.480 --> 00:07:51.279 they would clear the room, they wouldn't even want to 172 00:07:51.279 --> 00:07:54.279 be in her path walking down the West Wing or whatever. 173 00:07:54.560 --> 00:07:57.720 I have to understand that I'm not like that in 174 00:07:57.720 --> 00:08:00.000 the office. Otherwise, in fact, I'm much more likely to 175 00:08:00.120 --> 00:08:02.759 generate some kind of an HR complaint because I'm so 176 00:08:02.839 --> 00:08:06.519 engaging and huggy. But coming out of the men's room, 177 00:08:06.639 --> 00:08:08.959 no eye contact. I mean, there just can't be. You don't. 178 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:12.680 That's it's too awkward for all involved. No eye contact. Oh, 179 00:08:12.720 --> 00:08:15.199 you can't. And in fact, one of the great things 180 00:08:15.240 --> 00:08:18.279 about having an office that is predominantly women because I 181 00:08:18.279 --> 00:08:20.639 got to tell you, I have some of the hardest 182 00:08:20.639 --> 00:08:22.959 core prosecutors out there, and they just have a ton 183 00:08:23.000 --> 00:08:25.360 of them just happen to be women. It means that 184 00:08:25.360 --> 00:08:27.560 there's less use for the men's room. This is the 185 00:08:27.639 --> 00:08:30.600 hidden secret, folks. If you're an employment guy, they're a 186 00:08:30.639 --> 00:08:34.639 business owner, an HR person. The hidden benefit is about 187 00:08:34.799 --> 00:08:36.679 ninety percent of the time I walk into the men's room, 188 00:08:36.720 --> 00:08:39.559 I'm the only dude in there, which you know, that's freeing, right, Like, 189 00:08:39.639 --> 00:08:42.799 if you're a guy, that's freeing because now you're capable 190 00:08:42.840 --> 00:08:46.639 of doing all sorts of things. But when another person could, well, 191 00:08:46.639 --> 00:08:50.639 you know what I'm mean. What are you telling about 192 00:08:50.840 --> 00:08:54.600 things like really just engaging in a comfortable sort of 193 00:08:54.639 --> 00:08:58.200 set of behaviors that may result in noises. I don't know, 194 00:08:58.240 --> 00:09:00.639 but I'm just saying, and I'm just saying, you feel 195 00:09:00.720 --> 00:09:02.960 more hindered when you see a strange pair of shoes 196 00:09:03.000 --> 00:09:05.960 walk up to the stall next to you and your gear, like, 197 00:09:06.159 --> 00:09:09.120 is that my neighbor? Is that my boss? For me? 198 00:09:09.159 --> 00:09:11.039 I don't ever answer that second one of the positive, 199 00:09:11.080 --> 00:09:13.200 but is it something that's going to be awkward, and 200 00:09:13.240 --> 00:09:15.639 you know they're feeling awkward because they're like, uh, oh, 201 00:09:15.679 --> 00:09:17.879 I see a pair of shoes in there. Those look 202 00:09:18.000 --> 00:09:20.279 like you know, the boss is Chuck Taylor's or something. 203 00:09:21.080 --> 00:09:23.799 And then you know, you just there's no talking, like, 204 00:09:23.840 --> 00:09:26.039 you don't talk through the stall. You can only talk 205 00:09:26.039 --> 00:09:28.440 at the urinals together. You don't ever do the Elaine 206 00:09:28.440 --> 00:09:30.399 benis you know, do you have a square to spare moment? 207 00:09:30.600 --> 00:09:33.960 There's no talking through the stalls because it's just too awkward, 208 00:09:34.039 --> 00:09:37.279 and you're looking and listening for changes in voice pitch 209 00:09:37.639 --> 00:09:40.919 that reveal to you some sort of internal struggle with 210 00:09:40.960 --> 00:09:42.080 their Hell, I don't know what. 211 00:09:42.000 --> 00:09:44.200 It is, but I don't know how you guys do this. 212 00:09:44.360 --> 00:09:46.240 But they have like troughs. 213 00:09:46.559 --> 00:09:48.840 Well, no, that's not like a ballpark sometimes, yeah, back 214 00:09:48.879 --> 00:09:50.440 in the day, and that's terrible. 215 00:09:50.600 --> 00:09:53.759 Yeah, the troughs are okay. You just have to really 216 00:09:53.840 --> 00:09:56.759 be conscious of your peripheral vision and where your head goes. 217 00:09:56.840 --> 00:09:59.840 You can't not engage in that. No, no you can't, No, 218 00:10:00.120 --> 00:10:02.360 you can't. You shouldn't. Now, like, you don't ever want 219 00:10:02.360 --> 00:10:03.840 to hear a guy turn to another and say, is 220 00:10:03.879 --> 00:10:06.000 that a bite mark or something like that? You know 221 00:10:06.039 --> 00:10:10.960 you don't. That's wow somehow, somehow, and I blame Kelly 222 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:15.159 for this. We've completely derailed the Daan Capley. We were 223 00:10:15.200 --> 00:10:18.399 talking about our serious stuff, and this is probably the 224 00:10:18.440 --> 00:10:21.919 segment we don't put up in podcasts because this is 225 00:10:22.200 --> 00:10:23.799 this is what we used to do in the morning. 226 00:10:23.799 --> 00:10:26.759 This is a morning show con Now I don't know 227 00:10:26.799 --> 00:10:28.759 what happened. People are tuning in to find out what 228 00:10:28.879 --> 00:10:31.639 happened with Trump or what happened with Polis or whatever, 229 00:10:32.080 --> 00:10:36.200 and instead it has devolved into By the way, everyday 230 00:10:36.240 --> 00:10:38.440 experience is that. My guess is most of the dudes 231 00:10:38.519 --> 00:10:42.120 driving on the road are like Ben there, George, Yeah, 232 00:10:42.360 --> 00:10:45.960 it happens all the time. It happens all the time. Listen, 233 00:10:46.000 --> 00:10:49.080 I've lost track of the clock here. By the way, 234 00:10:49.159 --> 00:10:51.159 I should read there are some there are some texts here. 235 00:10:51.200 --> 00:10:54.960 Let me do that because we love textures. What we 236 00:10:55.039 --> 00:10:56.799 got a break? First? Did you say break? It's a 237 00:10:56.840 --> 00:10:59.519 floating break, break, break break. I'm getting to use that 238 00:10:59.519 --> 00:11:02.960 word flow listen because of the glare. The hand gesture 239 00:11:02.960 --> 00:11:05.600 I'm getting from Kelly could be one of several things, 240 00:11:06.200 --> 00:11:08.600 but only one of them is appropriate. So, Kelly, if 241 00:11:08.600 --> 00:11:10.200 you could do that where there's no glare, so I 242 00:11:10.240 --> 00:11:12.000 can understand what you're doing. Needs help. 243 00:11:13.600 --> 00:11:13.759 Help. 244 00:11:14.039 --> 00:11:17.440 When we come back, I may or may not be 245 00:11:17.440 --> 00:11:19.679 behind the microphone filling in for Dan Capbl's s her 246 00:11:19.799 --> 00:11:22.600 number three O three seven one three eighty two fifty 247 00:11:22.600 --> 00:11:25.840 five tax five seven seven three nine. It's me George 248 00:11:25.840 --> 00:11:28.960 Brockler and the crew filling in for the mighty Dan Caplis. 249 00:11:36.039 --> 00:11:39.360 And now back to the Dan Taplas Show podcast at 250 00:11:39.399 --> 00:11:41.799 all that's laden for a whole bunch of other folks 251 00:11:42.159 --> 00:11:44.600 filling in for Dan Caplis today as he's down in 252 00:11:44.879 --> 00:11:47.320 Douglas County seeking a little justice. First client. I'll be 253 00:11:47.320 --> 00:11:48.879 down there tomorrow. I'm gonna poke my head in and 254 00:11:48.919 --> 00:11:51.559 see how he's doing. The text line which you can 255 00:11:51.639 --> 00:11:55.080 hit us at five seven seven three nine. I'm gonna 256 00:11:55.120 --> 00:11:56.879 go Dan Capls on this one in fuego. 257 00:11:57.720 --> 00:11:57.840 Uh. 258 00:11:58.120 --> 00:12:00.840 But there's it runs the gamut. It runs the gamut. 259 00:12:00.879 --> 00:12:04.279 Alexa tells us a couple of great things. One, you 260 00:12:04.360 --> 00:12:08.240 were going to talk about Homiden al Ibrahim al Turkey's release. Yes, 261 00:12:08.320 --> 00:12:11.759 I was, and I am, but something happened on the 262 00:12:11.799 --> 00:12:14.960 way to that great topic. Now we've got nice This 263 00:12:15.000 --> 00:12:16.919 is a nice one. George needs his own show. Thank 264 00:12:16.960 --> 00:12:21.639 you George to solve the bathroom stall recognition post exit issue. 265 00:12:21.879 --> 00:12:24.000 A great way to describe it. Steve Martin always took 266 00:12:24.039 --> 00:12:27.399 an extra pair of shoes in with him for Ralph. 267 00:12:27.440 --> 00:12:30.519 That's great. Another one from Alexi. I loved being the 268 00:12:30.559 --> 00:12:33.519 only female in an office for nine months, I'll bet. 269 00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:35.919 And there's also that great episode in the office by 270 00:12:35.960 --> 00:12:38.519 the way, when the women I'll leave the office and 271 00:12:38.559 --> 00:12:40.080 the dude check out the women's room. I don't know 272 00:12:40.080 --> 00:12:42.519 if you've ever seen how much nicer it is so nice, 273 00:12:43.279 --> 00:12:47.679 And in large part that's because no matter what men do, 274 00:12:47.879 --> 00:12:53.240 growing up from boys into men with baseball, softballs, golf balls, 275 00:12:53.279 --> 00:12:58.799 fill in the blank balls, our aim is always suspect. 276 00:12:58.840 --> 00:13:02.559 There's something about you'd think there was wind sheer somehow 277 00:13:02.639 --> 00:13:05.399 in between the guy and the earl. Because first off, 278 00:13:05.480 --> 00:13:08.120 if you walk into the men's room at the airport, 279 00:13:08.519 --> 00:13:12.000 if you ever drop anything, it's gone from you drop 280 00:13:12.039 --> 00:13:14.720 a phone, a diamond ring, it's that's it. You. You 281 00:13:14.799 --> 00:13:18.360 have to let it go because it is immediately infected 282 00:13:18.399 --> 00:13:23.320 with the Andromeda strain. There's no fire this point. I 283 00:13:23.360 --> 00:13:26.000 guess you do keep going the labor away. 284 00:13:26.919 --> 00:13:29.960 Have you ever used a woman's bathroom? 285 00:13:30.159 --> 00:13:33.320 Of course, of course you have. Look, i'm gonna I'm 286 00:13:33.320 --> 00:13:36.120 gonna tell a story. It's a it's really a confession 287 00:13:36.159 --> 00:13:38.759 of sorts to a crime that the statue ran on 288 00:13:39.120 --> 00:13:43.000 decades ago. But at one point I was that guy 289 00:13:43.480 --> 00:13:45.080 at the high school. And I remember this is all 290 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:48.480 pre internet, pre cell phone, all this stuff, But during 291 00:13:48.480 --> 00:13:50.919 when all the fun was going on, I was the 292 00:13:50.960 --> 00:13:54.600 guy that got gifted the keys to the high school 293 00:13:55.080 --> 00:13:57.759 as a junior becoming a senior from the last guy 294 00:13:58.000 --> 00:13:59.720 in the senior class that had them. So I had 295 00:13:59.720 --> 00:14:04.440 the key to the high school. So one day, of course, 296 00:14:04.480 --> 00:14:07.279 one night, a couple buddies and I decided, let's go 297 00:14:07.399 --> 00:14:10.320 to the high school which shall remain nameless Bear Creek. 298 00:14:10.440 --> 00:14:14.159 And we went there and let ourselves into the gym, 299 00:14:14.600 --> 00:14:16.919 not to do anything like some of the idiot kids 300 00:14:16.960 --> 00:14:20.159 would do today, Like we're not starting fires or vandalizing stuff, 301 00:14:20.159 --> 00:14:22.320 do you know what I mean? Like we're shooting hoops 302 00:14:22.600 --> 00:14:25.200 and we're going into the women's room to check it out. 303 00:14:25.240 --> 00:14:27.799 Like what is so awesome about the women's locker room? 304 00:14:28.120 --> 00:14:31.559 And honestly, it's smelled cleaner. I don't know how that 305 00:14:31.639 --> 00:14:34.879 was possible, smelled cleaner, fresher, it felt you felt like 306 00:14:34.919 --> 00:14:36.320 you were in a place you shouldn't be. So it 307 00:14:36.360 --> 00:14:39.360 was a little titillating, you know, no pun intended. And 308 00:14:40.200 --> 00:14:42.600 then at some point, man, this is God's honest truth. 309 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:45.480 Spidey sense was like, hey, I think we've done enough here, 310 00:14:45.600 --> 00:14:48.440 let's head out. Well, it turns out that was genius 311 00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:51.159 because as we leave and we're walking across a very 312 00:14:51.240 --> 00:14:54.080 dark and unlit field to get to freedom, all of 313 00:14:54.080 --> 00:14:56.279 a sudden lake would police show up boo, And it 314 00:14:56.320 --> 00:14:59.519 turns out there's a silent alarm that I was not 315 00:14:59.559 --> 00:15:02.120 told about where you have to if you come in 316 00:15:02.159 --> 00:15:04.440 after certain hours, you've got to make a call to 317 00:15:04.519 --> 00:15:07.440 a number and let them know that you know you're 318 00:15:07.440 --> 00:15:08.399 good to go. I don't know if you have to 319 00:15:08.399 --> 00:15:10.440 say the same for it or whatever. But the police 320 00:15:10.440 --> 00:15:12.200 showed up, and I thought, my god, where would I 321 00:15:12.240 --> 00:15:15.639 beat today if I was still shooting hoops you know 322 00:15:15.679 --> 00:15:18.200 what I mean, with my buddies at one in the 323 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:21.039 morning in the gym at Bear Creek. I don't know, 324 00:15:21.559 --> 00:15:23.960 but I've carried that with me because some of the 325 00:15:24.000 --> 00:15:26.600 cases we get with juveniles, not like this fifteen year 326 00:15:26.639 --> 00:15:30.919 old illegal immigrant Columbian killer there. But for the grace 327 00:15:30.919 --> 00:15:32.480 of God, go I you know what I mean, Like, 328 00:15:32.679 --> 00:15:34.480 we weren't there to do damage. We were there to 329 00:15:34.519 --> 00:15:36.000 be goofy kids and all that stuff. 330 00:15:36.039 --> 00:15:39.080 Nonetheless, well you didn't actually go to the bathroom. 331 00:15:39.399 --> 00:15:41.559 No, No, I went into the bathroom. Did I do 332 00:15:41.639 --> 00:15:44.559 anything in the bathroom? No? Man, I know, is that 333 00:15:44.639 --> 00:15:45.559 what you're asking me about. 334 00:15:45.639 --> 00:15:49.240 It is a very double standard on this because women 335 00:15:49.480 --> 00:15:53.840 have been known because it's always a longer line and 336 00:15:53.879 --> 00:15:57.159 those types of things, and it's a lot easier for 337 00:15:57.200 --> 00:15:59.960 you to just basically announce yourself in the men's back 338 00:16:00.200 --> 00:16:03.919 room and say, okay, woman coming in, would you take 339 00:16:04.039 --> 00:16:05.600 on that hygiene? 340 00:16:05.799 --> 00:16:13.720 And because you know, it's like do I want to 341 00:16:13.759 --> 00:16:16.080 wait for a clean needle or just share the one 342 00:16:16.120 --> 00:16:18.360 the dude in the alley has, like, yeah, it's it's 343 00:16:18.399 --> 00:16:20.879 a shorter weight time, But the risk is crazy. 344 00:16:21.000 --> 00:16:23.480 I have been that guy, the chivalrous one that has 345 00:16:23.480 --> 00:16:26.440 stood guard and watch as a girl used the guy's 346 00:16:26.759 --> 00:16:30.000 restroom at a bar and like Kelly's saying, the line 347 00:16:30.039 --> 00:16:33.039 for the women's room very long, guy and woman comes up, 348 00:16:33.080 --> 00:16:33.799 she's pretty good looking. 349 00:16:33.879 --> 00:16:35.960 I'm like, yeah, well, there it is, you know, because 350 00:16:36.000 --> 00:16:38.240 if she were not pretty good looking, you just said, hey, 351 00:16:38.720 --> 00:16:41.039 get in line, go get in line. 352 00:16:41.240 --> 00:16:43.600 I've been to many bars with you. He's ever done 353 00:16:43.639 --> 00:16:44.039 that for me? 354 00:16:44.399 --> 00:16:49.480 Well, well, next topic, some more texts coming in here. 355 00:16:49.559 --> 00:16:52.519 Ryan's comparison of capitalists being Hulk Hogan going up against 356 00:16:52.559 --> 00:16:55.279 a jobber is brilliant. My favorite jobber from the eighties 357 00:16:55.360 --> 00:16:59.000 was Leaping Lannie. Yes, he would read the poems and 358 00:16:59.000 --> 00:17:02.879 throughout the Frisbeees. Andy Machio Man Savage is brother. That's right, 359 00:17:03.039 --> 00:17:05.880 Thank you, DK. That's great news. Here's another one. Can 360 00:17:05.880 --> 00:17:08.279 you explain to me, like I'm five years old, why I, 361 00:17:08.519 --> 00:17:10.759 as a free citizen of Colorado, am required to follow 362 00:17:10.799 --> 00:17:13.240 the laws on the books. Yet the elected servants that 363 00:17:13.319 --> 00:17:15.640 lead the state can straight up be responsible for the 364 00:17:15.680 --> 00:17:18.880 death of their constituents and the reason law enforcement can't 365 00:17:18.920 --> 00:17:21.400 protect them. Yet they not only walk free, but give 366 00:17:21.440 --> 00:17:26.200 themselves a raise without any repercussions. Well, the answer there, 367 00:17:26.480 --> 00:17:29.000 I'm going to cut to the chase here is elections. 368 00:17:29.200 --> 00:17:32.039 That's it. That's how we hold these people accountable. Now, 369 00:17:32.039 --> 00:17:34.759 there's potential for recalling. We've seen that historically in a 370 00:17:34.759 --> 00:17:37.079 couple places in Colorado, but by and large it's elections, 371 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:40.000 and as long as people are getting elected by the voters, 372 00:17:40.000 --> 00:17:41.839 they can do a whole lot of damage. And we 373 00:17:41.880 --> 00:17:44.359 see that all the time. The repercussion should be getting 374 00:17:44.359 --> 00:17:46.839 turned out at the polls. But we don't skip here. 375 00:17:47.200 --> 00:17:48.920 Once again, we're up on another. Are you kidding? How 376 00:17:48.960 --> 00:17:50.519 much time do we have? That's the music playing you 377 00:17:50.519 --> 00:17:52.880 out like you're at the Academy Awards. How many seconds? 378 00:17:53.200 --> 00:17:56.039 Twenty seconds go? Twenty seconds? Listen when we come back, 379 00:17:56.119 --> 00:17:58.079 I promise I'm going to do the al Turkey thing, 380 00:17:58.160 --> 00:17:59.640 and of course I'm going to continue to read your 381 00:17:59.680 --> 00:18:01.640 awesome text. I don't know what happened to this hour, 382 00:18:01.680 --> 00:18:05.519 but I love it. Stick around, Big Daddy, George Brockler 383 00:18:05.839 --> 00:18:08.240 and the crew filling in for the big Man, Dan 384 00:18:08.319 --> 00:18:10.920 Caplis down in Douglas County. Stick around when we write 385 00:18:10.960 --> 00:18:21.000 back at George Brocklick Dan Caplis Show. You're listening to 386 00:18:21.039 --> 00:18:24.359 the Dan Kaplis Show podcast, and no offense, Tom if 387 00:18:24.359 --> 00:18:26.799 you're listening. But we'd have to part company at that point. 388 00:18:26.880 --> 00:18:30.880 I just it's as it is when you're the boss here. 389 00:18:31.240 --> 00:18:33.720 I don't know how do we keep doing this? What 390 00:18:34.400 --> 00:18:37.799 is going on you walk in, you can't ignore, like 391 00:18:37.839 --> 00:18:40.519 if you're in a work setting, you can't ignore a person. 392 00:18:40.640 --> 00:18:43.559 But what do you say to them? Like, hey, you know, 393 00:18:43.799 --> 00:18:47.440 oh how are we doing? Or you know, champs slugger, Yeah, 394 00:18:47.440 --> 00:18:50.599 what's going on? Prostate good? I mean what, I don't 395 00:18:50.640 --> 00:18:52.880 even where do you go with the conversation? And then 396 00:18:52.920 --> 00:18:54.839 it dies and then it becomes awkward as you two 397 00:18:54.880 --> 00:18:57.319 are both kind of standing there like trying not to 398 00:18:57.319 --> 00:18:59.720 breathe too loudly and whatever, And. 399 00:19:00.279 --> 00:19:04.599 This happen so larger restroom, men's room urinals and I 400 00:19:04.680 --> 00:19:07.079 do this all I am. I am so meticulous. I'll 401 00:19:07.160 --> 00:19:09.519