Speaker 1: Cool broat Them Simulation, Roam Simulation, Sam.
Speaker 2: Prick Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Simulations starring Johnny
Water were in it, weren't it the fastest we've ever
been in it?
Speaker 3: My grandpa used to wave like that sometimes. He would just.
Speaker 2: So your grandpa's gay.
Speaker 3: I don't know he would. I mean he kind of
did it with like as a joke, but it Yeah,
it was weird.
Speaker 4: He would just go like, okay, Johnny.
Speaker 3: The thing was he would be on the back of
a horse or on a tractor when he did it,
so he doesn't have to worry about looking cool, you
know what I mean. He's he's already popped out kids
and kills snakes with his hands, stuff like that regularly.
If you or I were to go around waving like that, yes,
people would assume we were homosexuals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we are homosexuals, dude, nothing wrong with that. There's
nothing wrong with that. Yeah?
Speaker 5: Are you?
Speaker 3: Are you enjoying going viral for talking about that? That
story out of x G Sound It's a clip today
of well, some podcasts picked up the story about what
no Breaks, Tommy No Breaks or whatever.
Speaker 2: It's everyone the one thing.
Speaker 3: That goes viral from this podcast line, Well.
Speaker 2: What's crazy to me is how people got angry at me,
and I just said, Okay, I get it, but it's
how is this any different than when Michael Rappaport part
punched Ari in the face and everyone laughed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean, like.
Speaker 2: Like and I I apologize to man. I go, listen,
I said something I didn't I did.
Speaker 3: I go.
Speaker 2: I just saw it like Michael Rappaport punching Ari and
everyone laughing, and I go, you know, when he said
that he you know, didn't get you know that he's
never been punched in the face. I'm like, dude, that's
good then.
Speaker 3: You you uh yeah, that your reaction that's probably what
got you. But I find it hilarious.
Speaker 2: So I find it hilarious still, and I will continue
to say.
Speaker 3: It breaks for talking about somebody's wife. If you're gonna
get punched, you should get punched by the husband, not
the wife, is how I feel.
Speaker 2: But that's what makes it even funnier.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I mean, that's what makes it funny.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: It's hugely got waffle House. I got house, didn't he?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, he got clock by black chick. That's funny
to me.
Speaker 3: No, we've all been there or almost been there, those
of us who grew up in the South. I can
tell you.
Speaker 2: I mean, just like people getting mad. I don't like
you didn't think it was gonna get out. Of course
it's gonna get out. And I think everyone's mad because
I'm the first one to talk about it. And then
I saw then I saw Johnny, and then I saw
Redband at fucking the Mothership, And I'm like, are you
mad at me? He goes, no, why, okay, dude, I
don't know anything. I don't know anything. What am I?
What am I?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, you thought he was mad at you, and
then he was mad at me because he texted me.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, I like your I like your h
a fine print or your escape clause. I go what,
I go that they finally got like punch in a face.
I think it's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I mean, I just don't think people understood
what you meant.
Speaker 2: But okay, I just I guess because I was the
quickest to talk about it, that's why everyone's all upset.
I don't know, I don't know how that's not a
funny ass story.
Speaker 3: No, I I yeah, it's the kind of thing that's
like five years from now everybody will be telling and
laughing about, like, dude.
Speaker 2: One hundred, here's let me say this. And you've got
to understand something from my perspective, I can't wait to
tell everybody about me getting punched in a face. It's
like I can't get to the podcast quick enough. Good right,
I guess I just see it different. It makes me laugh.
Speaker 3: I think you're right on that. If you're the person
to do it, certainly, it's it's completely different if.
Speaker 2: I'm constantly snitching on myself and and the and the
and the standard was set again by Michael Repport punching
Ari that's the standard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean now do you Yeah? I guess yeah.
I guess she's part of the comedy family because her
husband is in comedy. So sure, oh she clocked him.
Speaker 2: He's like, you hurt? I go, yeah. He's like, I've
never been punching face. I go, I've never been punching
He goes, I've never been punching face before. I go, oh, dude,
this is good. Then it's a blessing. That's what I
think is funny. Yeah, And I apologize to Matt and
he was like, it's cool, dude.
Speaker 3: That's a long standing take you've had that everybody should
be punched in the face.
Speaker 2: Puts my kid in the face. I'm like, I wanted
to go like my daughter was at school, she got
punched in the face, and I wanted to go like
Liam Neeson and just kill everybody right. Army was like, yeah, man,
there's consequences.
Speaker 3: That's so funny, dude, you're a I which did did
you kind of what line did you choose to toe there?
Speaker 2: Well, so there's this big thing going on that woke
parents are trying to tell to Gaslight. Everybody be like,
just because somebody hits you doesn't mean you hit them back.
And I'm like, dide, somebody hit you, you you fucking go nuts.
Speaker 3: It's called self defense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know one, you know, no, someone's good. I
thought Timmy got punched. Timmy got punched by Matt's wife.
I apologize the Matt for the being the first one
to tell the story. Yeah, I understand, you know, and
that's what everyone's man, I'm the first one to tell story.
I'm not snitch, dude, but that was a funny story.
Speaker 3: Now, uh so, Lindsey Graham as uh, he's dead.
Speaker 2: Now, ah, ladybug.
Speaker 3: He's a dead guy. You know, he want wanted so
many other people to be dead and now he's dead.
Speaker 2: So it's so crazy to me, dude, because it's like
there's so many different pockets of like just cultures now
on the Internet. So the whole fight now is with Tyler,
Robinson and bro it just gets weirder and weirder. Okay,
Like everyone saying like they can't go to trial. There's
no way, Well there is a way that it's utah
and they're corrupt and they just yeah, they just they
will be completely rigged, right.
Speaker 3: I'll just make video. It sounds like what they're doing
it is making a new video that mare.
Speaker 2: I mean like it's just like all the Epstein Binder people.
Like I saw the video. It's like four K, three
D digital Adobe system, you know, digital sound.
Speaker 3: It's it's all you're trying to say.
Speaker 2: I'm as Adobe digital sound. It's like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the Odyssey.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like they're calling it the Odyssey of
a superved that's what they're calling it. It's the clearest
ever and which is funny because both of them involved
trans but you know they're saying that. So, but this,
this Lindsey Graham thing's really crazy because now there's a
conspiracy about how he died and when he died.
Speaker 3: That's what I want to talk about. Yeah, so he
was in Ukraine and they say that the night before
he came back, he was at supposedly came back. If
he came back at all, is what were He was
at a drone factory where they build these drones in
Kiev that was struck by the Russians. Now some people
think maybe he never even left that drone factory and
this everything after that was manufactured.
Speaker 2: So so the whole thing is like, Okay, the official story,
which right there, you start with the official story, and
now you're like, okay, you know something's up. The official
story is they had a heart attack in his house. Okay, Dana,
what's the official story? Oh God, Okay, she's saying he
didn't have a heart attack. His a order lining, which
is a.
Speaker 3: Heart right, yes, yes, it goes to your heart. Yeah,
it's all the blood. It's your is it in the heart.
It's the same thing that got John Ritter. It's the
aortic dissection. It's where the a orda splits off. It's
it's it's.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's a heart attack adjason. Can we say
that it's very rare? It's okay, it's very rare. So
the whole discussion is, and we don't need a peanut
gallery to comment on everything daddy's cooking, right, And they wished.
Speaker 3: To say that it was caused by a vascular disease,
is what they said.
Speaker 2: So yeah, okay, that's what they're saying, right, But the
question becomes if he had no wife, he had no kids,
he was living alone, who knew he had a heart attack?
Speaker 3: Yeah I suppose. Yeah, I mean he seems like a
fella who might entertain Yeah.
Speaker 2: That might be like, hey, do we haven't heard from
Ladybug in a while, so him go to his house,
see how he's doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he hasn't. He hasn't checked in, and he's.
Speaker 2: Just dead on the floor, butt hole out, just fucking dead.
Speaker 3: He hasn't checked in on the IDF discord.
Speaker 2: Yeah, grinders like traffic's down. Where's Lindsey crap? Do you
see how grinders like literally grinders stock went down?
Speaker 3: Really? Oh that's funny. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So anyways, so everyone's like, how would anyone know? So
this x CIA guy take that for what you will,
broke down the timeline. They say it's impossible for that
to be the truth. So the new conspiracy is, well,
there's two conspiracies. Are good friends? Are good friends at
the Big Eye? You know I'm talking about the Big Eye? Yeah, okay,
they had something to do with it to pull Trump in.
I don't necessarily agree with that because he was one
of their biggest supporters. They kind of need him. The
other one is is that he.
Speaker 3: Make him think that, sorry, to make him think that
Iran did it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's what they're saying. But now the one
is it sounds more to me is that he got
he got taken out during that Russian drone attack on
the drone factory.
Speaker 3: And I'll just show you what I'm talking about here.
This this is being reported widely, but here's some photos.
Lindsey Graham arrived in Kiev on Friday, July tenth, likely
in the evening the following day, his birthday, his birthday.
This is how he spent his birthday.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, what if he died on his birthday?
That's kind of cool.
Speaker 3: Hey, I Wrap it up, man, wrap it up.
Speaker 2: We gotta like board. You know we got binders. Bang dude.
Speaker 3: The following day, his birthday, he visited Zelenski, who wished
him a happy birthday.
Speaker 2: So excited to be here, so excited.
Speaker 3: You look so great, baby, baby. Look at you, your
your sweaters.
Speaker 2: You like the way you dress.
Speaker 3: I don't care what Donald says about you not wearing
a suit and tie.
Speaker 2: I think you look good.
Speaker 3: You're a tidy boy. Uh. He later visited the Skyfall
Drone Facility. That's a Ukrainian slash EU slash US drone
manufacturing plant. He was also given a separate presentation on
the capabilities of the Skyfall Academy. I mean it's it's
literally out of James Bond, which trains pilots, technicians and
instructors to work with unmanned systems. The visit included a
tour of production facilities drone demos. Uh. G Graham was
quoted praising the tech and calling for US fears. That
makes me so hard.
Speaker 2: So just look at this thing. Wanted drones.
Speaker 3: Do you want to.
Speaker 2: You can picture me with this fucking hot drone. Uh.
Speaker 3: It occurred on the same day as other meetings. It's
possible that Graham also had other classified or unpublicized stops. Officially,
after this busy schedule, on his birthday, Graham quickly left
Ukraine at some time yesterday. Yeah, flew to DC, went.
Speaker 2: The home conveniently, and died conveniently locked head at eight thirty. Yeah.
Perfect timing. The reapers like, I'm just gonna listen. I'm
still waiting on Mitch McConnell. I'll wait till this guy
gets held.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, here's someone who put.
Speaker 4: A looking at him holding that BB.
Speaker 2: I bet you I could sit on this.
Speaker 3: He's like, can I take one of these home? No reasons?
Speaker 2: Can I just can I smuggle this?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And then there was a report the Ministry of Defense
says that drone production enterprises were hit in Kiev. Uh
so that, but that's a hell of a coincidence. Don't
you think that that was news that came out of Moscow?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean it's so hilarious. It's just the place
he's at just got bombed and then he can be
and he dies.
Speaker 3: Yeah. He also much of what he talked about was
Russia reinstalling or reinst reinstating. Sorry. Uh, many of the
sanctions against Russia, and he thought that they were getting
that over the finish line. And then he had this
this quote here. I don't know if this is from
that meeting, but.
Speaker 6: Now you are free, yes, and we will be and
the Russians are doing the best money we ever spent.
Speaker 2: This guy the biggest was this guy the biggest piece
of ship. This is this is why when people on
the internet were like, dude, show some respect.
Speaker 7: He passed.
Speaker 2: The guy was in Theocon Warhawk.
Speaker 3: I struggled with I don't think anyone with death.
Speaker 8: But it's like, you want to celebrate Stalin's death. You're like,
come on, man, it's not about anybody else. It's a
out the effect that has on you as a human.
Speaker 2: I'd feel great, dude. When I said, yeah, he's dead,
my nipples got instantly hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were vibrating. Something in my soul tells me
that it's not good to do that.
Speaker 2: But but you're why we can't have nice things, Johnny,
because everyone brings emotions.
Speaker 3: Again, I wouldn't say that. I would never say that
to anybody except for me and you talking about it,
and I would never uh.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, And I don't even don't even that I'm
getting fact checked by somebody watching the Home Run derby,
which is behind I already know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Lindsey Graham is uh yeah, no longer with us,
and I I'm not. I'm not feeling bad about it, honestly.
Speaker 2: It's I'm celebrating it. No.
Speaker 3: He really is the kind of a Game of Thrones
villain though, you know, like.
Speaker 2: This house House Power bottom Lindsey Graham from House Power bottoms. Yeah,
good day, queen.
Speaker 3: Yes, just a closeted gay guy who is the.
Speaker 2: Ladybuggers here, hello.
Speaker 3: Operator Shadows, you know, uh, pretending to be something he's not.
And while he is.
Speaker 9: I just can't stop pounding puss man. I'm just out
here just pounding that puss. Everyone in Ukraine is getting pregnant.
Tony Am, I Risolin's cake, Give me some of that cocaine.
Speaker 3: It's the nasty, violent man, you know, with no and
and the people in South Carolina that that I talked to,
many of them loved him. I will never understand it.
But he was a you know, he was a.
Speaker 2: It's the same scumbags. It's the same scumbags. It's the
same scumbags that talking about Epstein is a massade, the
same scumbags who are like I saw four k Imax
Dobe digital sound video of Tyler Robinson doing it. I
could see his nose hairs breathing that they and the
same people like Lindsey Graham was a patriot. It's like
f you. My favorite part of Twitter was people trying
to guestimate how many pineapples are being shoved up his
ass right now in hell, right now, the numbers have
forty three. I think you can take it. I can
get on Kelsey.
Speaker 3: He's uh. Now they have approved his wife being being you.
Speaker 2: Know, it's a sister or his not his daughter.
Speaker 3: But his sister. Yes, sorry, Darlene, his wife Shohny.
Speaker 2: You are so funny, dude.
Speaker 3: Well hold on, let me see. That might be the
acute thing I've ever heard, Arlene hold on, which is
just so perfect. Yeah, here it is, okay, Darlene Graham
nor done is uh has been chosen to fulfill because
as his next of kin, the remainder of his term.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 3: Interesting that they don't you think it's kind of absurd
that they just they just are okay with giving someone's
next of kin. It has had no vetting what's Yeah.
Speaker 2: Someone just said, what are we North Korea?
Speaker 3: Now? It's such a and it's it's happened many times before.
Speaker 2: If I was in South Carolina, it's like, don't I
get the choice? And who represents me? Power bottom or
his fucking Corrella's sister.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, and it's not it's you know, it's
happened in many other you know, in Republicans and Democrats
have have done the same things in the past when
people have died in office. Now there is speaking of
died in office. This Mitch McConnell, he put out like
a since we recorded, put out a proof of life photo.
He put out a photo with his old lady and
uh holding Today's or the day that it was taken
the sports section. Did you see this? But people have
a lot of questions about the image. It seems as
though the image could be fake. Yeah, because the sports
page doesn't exactly match the formatting of the layout. Yeah,
I'll show you what we're talking about here. If you're
if you're on if you're listening, just Google list it's everywhere.
It's on reddit, conspiracy reddit. So on the left at
the top here you see the layout of the Washington
Post sports page. Right then you see him on the right,
he's holding this sports page and you can see that
the text blocks don't line up. There's text above that
that line right there.
Speaker 2: We are there, we are getting deep on this ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it suggests that it was inserted by some
kind of artificial intelligence and not of course, I am fine.
Speaker 2: I mean this is weekend at Bernie's.
Speaker 3: He also is as alert and and what would you say,
just lucid looking that as years years.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love how she has her hand behind him,
almost like he's a puppet.
Speaker 3: He just gotta got her hand on his off switch
back there, getting ready to.
Speaker 2: Dude, this guy, he's like the fucking He's like Chucky
Cheese animatronks right now. A small world, after all, it's
a small world, after all.
Speaker 3: Stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny, I'm just trying to spit right now, dude, Okay,
just trying to spit, dude, Please, what.
Speaker 3: Do you think it's more likely that Lindsey Graham died
as they said, or Mitch McConnell is alive. Which of
those is more likely? What do you say?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 3: Which was more likely that Mitch McConnell was alive, or
that Lindsey Graham died exactly as we're told he died,
no no foul play. Or Mitch McConnell is alive. Which
of those is more like?
Speaker 2: Mitch McConnell is alive, Like he's a vegetable, but he's a.
Speaker 3: Vegetable, Okay. I I think he's he's like his.
Speaker 2: Brain's still going by everything else, he's just shiitting and pissing.
Speaker 3: I suspect you're right there. I think that's probably the
because as long as you know, legally speaking, if he's alive,
you know that you could just say he's alive. So
what if you budget a photo or whatever. It's obviously
designed to keep Massy out of that seat and anybody
else that they don't want. Now, did you see Ben
Shapiro did an entire this guy who has can do
no right right now and for a couple of years now,
did an entire episode parodying Canice Owens on Eric? Have
you did you see any of this?
Speaker 2: I've watched parts of it. It just makes me laugh.
How stupid he is.
Speaker 3: I mean he, I mean, he's just such a nasty sentem.
Speaker 2: I mean, who has worse presentation and content? Ben Shapiro
or the WNBA, like who's worse at? Like not reading
the room? Just when you don't have to worry about
views or viewership, you can just put out hot dog
shit all the time. Who's worse?
Speaker 3: It's a half hour of just a shitty parody of
Canis Owens? I mean, just you know, it's like an
SNL sketch that because it has no ending and it
just goes on forever, folks.
Speaker 1: Today is a highly important show. Today we are going
to uncover the real murderer of Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 3: It's time.
Speaker 1: We've been working for months on a deep and detailed investigation.
It's not who you think. Today we are going to
discuss who was really behind Charlie Kirk's assassination and this Owens,
this is the Ben Shapiro Show.
Speaker 2: I mean, is there anything that they can do that's
at all?
Speaker 1: So we didn't want to talk about what creative?
Speaker 2: I mean, is there anything here? I mean, it's so bad.
How about this, Ben, match your eyebrows to your fucking beard?
Can we do that? Can we match our eyebrows to
our fucking beard? I mean, are you that out of
staff that they're letting you go up there with dark
brown eyebrows and light brown fucking beard.
Speaker 3: His beard is almost red, dude, his mustache look up
next to his nose. His mustache is almost rust colored.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's just the whole presentation is hot
dog shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I'll just play just a bit of this.
He kind of goes into this mild ebonics thing, like
like Kennis can't pronounce the words occasionally, like architecture. She
has trouble with that, and so he says that a
few times to make fun of her. But it's not
it's just not funny in general. And he goes on
for half an hour at this.
Speaker 1: We didn't but we've been digging, we have been investigating,
we've been tugging on every.
Speaker 2: Everyone in the room is laughing. That's why they're going.
They're like, oh, dude, that crushed bro.
Speaker 3: Crush. Yeah, yeah, of course crush.
Speaker 2: You just crushed hard.
Speaker 3: Tears on their faces, Yeah, crush bro. And again, this
is a guy who's gotten into Cannas for saying for
her disrespect to the widow and for for not being
properly reverent to the proceedings surrounding the trial.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't you believe that you didn't respect the
widow who got yoga pants as soon as she found
out her her husband died. It's like they he's what dead?
Oh my god, I need some luluse right now. I
got luluse right now.
Speaker 3: This guy says he absolutely cooked cannas owens here for
thirty for thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, where is this dude? He absolutely cooked her? Dude,
why are you here?
Speaker 3: Let's see what he said. This is a minute where
he says that he absolutely cooks her. Let's see what
this would require?
Speaker 1: Cover up? Like a big cover up, right, I mean,
like that's what everyone says when you deorize this. Who
would cover it up?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Who would help cover it up?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 1: The thing we know that Candace is skilled in the
art of the cover up. For example, public accusations and
document trails have emerged directly naming her husband, George Farmer,
in a high stakes hit and run cover up in
August of twenty twenty three involving a victim named Tracy Robinson. Wait, Robinson,
does that name sound familiar? George Farmer hit somebody in
his car maybe named Robinson? How many Robinson's even are there?
In the world. How many Robinson's like Tyler Robinson have
Candace and her husband had contact with. Statistically, something like
one in every six hundred Americans is named Robinson. But
you're telling me, you're telling me, you're trying to tell
me the Cannas and George are involved in two separate
scandals with people named Robinson. That's like the odds of
a lightning strike twice. While you're standing on top of
a volcano.
Speaker 2: Is going on with his beard.
Speaker 3: It's weird, dude.
Speaker 2: His mustache is just like changing color, says, he goes.
Speaker 3: And the whole thing is thirty minutes of that where
he just goes on. He goes into her that no,
admittedly very weird story of how she met.
Speaker 11: That guy, that house of Lord's guy that my eyebrows.
Oh oh yeah, it is weird.
Speaker 3: Remember the story of how she met her husband and
like they had no romantic I.
Speaker 2: Mean, that's weird. They're all weird, Johnny.
Speaker 3: He brings that up.
Speaker 2: It is the only person who's not weird is me.
I'm the only normal person. When will you guys realize that.
Speaker 3: That's so funny that you you wouldn't even dare say that.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm normal by being completely weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well what's that. What's that saying about?
Speaker 12: How?
Speaker 3: Uh No, that's the one eyed one eyed man is king. No,
what's the I guess in the land of total weirdos,
the true weirdo is Yeah.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the guy, the guy who lost the bet and
had to jerk off the gay porn for how long
was it's the that's the guy who's not weird anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the guy who lost the bet had to do
extasy and watch gay porn for an hour. It's the
most normal dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're the most normal guy.
Speaker 2: And when you guys just decided to make it a
compilation porn, so it was just bang. It was just
Vegas fountains, bag bag bang. That was my life.
Speaker 3: The guy who invented an entire segment on his podcast
so that he could cruise and look at training's on
Hollywood Boulevard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that was my favorite thing. Dude. Oh I
got some story about that, Johnny.
Speaker 3: Oh really do you? Yeah, let's hear is this the
same Tilly's Hollywood Safari?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So I'm driving to the store, and you know,
I like to drive down Hollywood boulevard driver, I do
a big loop before I get back, just to see
all the weirdos.
Speaker 3: Oh we know.
Speaker 2: I was driving by in the vicinity of the old studio,
which is where all the Trannees walk, and it was
Tranne's and there was a bunch of coyotes hanging out
with the Trannys. Well really, yeah, so it's like they
formed like a team of training hookers and coyotes.
Speaker 3: I wonder if they could smell the open wounds of
the post ops. That's what it is. What do you think.
Speaker 2: I wonder if that, Yeah, I wonder if that's what
brought them, the smell of blood.
Speaker 3: The blood.
Speaker 2: I wonder if they were using the coyotes to warn
them when the cops are coming.
Speaker 10: Oh, cops, pigs everywhere, dude, running off, dude, that's They're
everywhere though, the trainings and the and the trans folks
and the coyotes are everywhere.
Speaker 2: The coyotes every like they're all dude. It's crazy how
out in the open coyotes are now.
Speaker 3: The day after the fourth they came and got like
somebody left the trash bag out on where we were
hanging out, and I got in on a security camera
came and just shredded the trash back for like an hour.
We didn't even notice it until the next day. Uh.
There every I mean, they don't miss anything. You can't
leave anything out up here.
Speaker 2: I've driven down roads were packs and I'm like, if dude,
if I just run over all these fucking coyotes, I
will save so many pets.
Speaker 3: You would save so many cats.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so many cats would be alive.
Speaker 3: Another thing I want to show you, So remember do
you We talked about James Franco. He's kind of come
out of hiding. He's been on social media and remember
we played that clip a couple of weeks ago of
him with his friends and he's talking about how he's
been selected for disclosure. Yeah, well we finally got a
peek out.
Speaker 2: Save the pussy Sam go on, but we.
Speaker 3: Finally got a peak at what he claims. Uh, he
was assigned to disclose and it is I am baffled
how some people think he's serious. When you see this video,
I think you'll understand how not serious he is. But like,
here's a tweet from someone and I read that this
person is genuine, being genuine, This is good morning, UFO.
Speaker 2: You don't think good morning, UFO that has a furry
like Hello Kitty. Alien doesn't know the difference between something
fake and real.
Speaker 3: And they're comments though you can tell they're being genuine
when they it says James Franco drops his Alien footage
Crystal Clear Alien in four K James Franco poker face.
Either the footage is real or James Franco lost his mind.
Speaker 2: I mean I think if he lost his mind.
Speaker 3: No, there's a third option. He's bullshitting us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's it, but he's lost his mind,
bullshitting us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because wait till you see it, dude, the.
Speaker 13: Day is here, seven thirteen. That's July thirteen.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 14: I promised you I was going to reveal something because
I found something.
Speaker 13: It was thrust upon me. I didn't ask for this.
Speaker 2: I know, dude, I've been through a lot. He grabbed
a couple of tits. Suddenly your bad guy.
Speaker 14: Went on social media, you know, and I started talking
about I didn't want to do that.
Speaker 13: Okay, I didn't choose this.
Speaker 2: I mean, you literally set up the camera.
Speaker 14: I saw something, yeah, and I thought, you know what,
I can't keep this quiet.
Speaker 13: People said I'm crazy.
Speaker 14: People said I'm I'm trying to I don't know what
whatever whatever it is.
Speaker 2: You know, you're trying to get your career going again,
which is fine. I think you got.
Speaker 13: People trying to shut me down.
Speaker 2: He literally got in trouble Johnny, but for banging his
students in class. Like this is where we've gotten now,
where a bunch of young actresses meeting a list.
Speaker 3: At latool or something acting.
Speaker 2: Acting class and they're like, oh my god, it's like
this thing I'm working on stage about how like grooming
is the thing now you'll have like thirty year old
women going He groomed me. You're like, you're fucking thirty.
Back when I was a kid, we didn't call groom.
We called try and get your girlfriend to do kinky shit.
Like he's not grooming you. He's trying to have a
threesome with you and your hot cousin. Okay, that's not grooming.
That's trying to get weird. But everything now is something.
Everything It can't just be like I just like to
get weird.
Speaker 3: Oh that word grooming is thrown around constantly.
Speaker 2: Now he just all thrown around like they're all acting
like they're fourteen. You're like you're thirty, Like, what are
you talking about?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're thirty, dude. Anybody who's had a failed relationship.
Now it was like he was just grooming me the
whole time. Oh my god. Gaslighting. It used to be gaslighting,
and now it's moved on to grooming, which has more insidious.
Speaker 2: There's always like men are great at coming up for
jokes about women, and women are great for coming up
with syops against men. Like you've never heard a woman go, hey, dude, ladies,
you ever have the the reverse unicorn? Right? That's where
you peg your husband and in the butt. A woman's
never done that. Ever. Girls can come up with different
things that guys do that piss them off all the time. Grooming, oh,
mansplaining right, gas lighting, like these are all terms that
women came up with. The male gaze, the male gaze.
Speaker 3: Not like Lindsay Graham, but like.
Speaker 2: The Lindsey Graham looking if you want to get blown
into Minneapolis airport.
Speaker 3: No, not like the gaze, but imagine being.
Speaker 2: Into Minneapolis Airport when that was a hot gay bar action.
You're like, guys, my flight's about to leave in fifteen minutes.
I need to use the stall.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that guy lost his whole career for his wide stands.
Remember that he said, yeah, Stance. What was that guy's name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean like, let the guy listen. My rule,
as long as you're not hurting kids, I don't care
shit what you do. We can sent the adult get.
Speaker 3: Weird, Larry Craig, that was the guy anyway. Okay, so
this UFO video of here, we go back to James
Franco Here briefly.
Speaker 14: I need to get this out for that very reason
that people are trying to stop me.
Speaker 13: For that very reason, I fought to get the account back.
Speaker 2: You're brave, James Francombe.
Speaker 14: I felt like I owed it to you, to the
people that are following them. And are you know trusting
that I that I in.
Speaker 13: Fact am you know? I have material behind what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Stop Johnny. I don't care. People could be like, let
him talk. I don't care. Listen. I love that there
was a time that we looked at people adult people
who played make believe as brave people like dude, he's
such a brave actor he plays make belief.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I get you. Yeah. I think there maybe
was a time like during the Red Scare possibly where
there was some truth to that, and it hasn't been
the case for fifty.
Speaker 2: A long time. Dude. It's but it should never have
been like it be seen as a skill. Okay, he's
got great skill. It should never be revered like as
they're actually doing something really important. It should be like,
that's fucking cool. You can make believe really good. I
stopped doing that when I hit eighteen and I had
to grow up and get a job. But the fact
that the fact that you're allowed to continue to do
make belief is so amazing.
Speaker 3: They're like athletes, but athletes are different.
Speaker 2: Athletes are different, though it actually takes a skill to
get to that level.
Speaker 3: Well, there's what I think. There is some acting that
is that that impressive.
Speaker 2: Right, but hitting a ball is a thousand times harder
than playing the best make belief.
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, that's I agree with you.
Speaker 2: That's my opinion.
Speaker 3: Did you see there there's this video from casino.
Speaker 2: The rest of this, Sorry, Johnny, I keep.
Speaker 3: Going, well, there's this video from casino with Don Rickles
uh where he's talking about this very thing. I just
saw it yesterday as what made me think of it?
With de Niro, he's like de Niro is like a
method guy, so he kind of works himself up, and
he couldn't remember his lines in a scene with Don Rickles,
so Rickles just lays into him for a few seconds.
Here Rickles was so quick, man. Uh here it is.
So this is De Niro and Rickles on the set
of Casino and and and listened to Rickles here. It's
so funny.
Speaker 13: You're supposed to say, I should have.
Speaker 3: Isn't that funny?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fucking great, dude, Robert de Niro.
Speaker 3: Oh and nobody, anybody else other than Don Rickles comes
at him like that on the set of a film,
and it's like your own trailer. You can't learn lines
like you You just can't sit in your trailer and
learn your lines.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, is anyone turned out to be a
bigger fraud than Robert De Niro, Like anyone more opposite
of the Roles that we fell in love with him for,
like playing like tough guys, crazy guys. You find out
he's just a bitch.
Speaker 3: Well that's that's true. Bravery is when you can be
so different.
Speaker 2: I mean, just dude, My favorite movie of all time,
Taxi Driver, is just like so great that Yeah, somebody
the other day said, Everywhere, Everything, everywhere, all at once,
is the worst movie ever. You are the dumbest human
being on plant Earth. If you think that's the dumbest
movie ever, that's the greatest. That's in the discussion. Is
one of the greatest movies ever to be made.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's fantastic. Yeah it's if you. Yeah, well, some
people just aren't ready for anything that requires an extra
layer of thought or or consideration. Do you know what
I mean? Like, if it's not obvious what's happening at
all times?
Speaker 2: So Bret Crumbs, Brett b Crumbs thinks I don't like
the narrow because he doesn't like Trump. I couldn't give
a shit what. I couldn't give a shift, Like, it's
just like, the guy's a bitch. He's been connected to
these freaking shit. Dude, he's connected to Polanski and what
he did to that girl. I mean, like, get the
fuck out of here, dude. It's just like everything has
to be like, oh, it's not like a bye. He's like, no, dude,
the guy's a fucking idiot. Yeah, nothing to do with
can't be famous that long, Like there should be a
time limit because it funcks your head up. When you're
famous that long, you're not in reality. And it's like
these people, it's like I'm the bombfire. Forget the name
of the actor's on Fallout. He's a really good guy.
He's talking about how no comic. He's a comic on Fallout.
Speaker 3: He's a comedian in Fallout.
Speaker 5: Johnny Pimmerton, Yes, he's great, dude, but he had a
really great point about Johnny Depp doesn't have any personality now,
he's just taken Pirates of the Caribbean and that's his personality.
Speaker 8: Now, Yeah, that's what he's been famous too long, dude.
Speaker 3: Well, they the method. Guys train themselves to kind of
become empty vessels and then they fill themselves up with character.
And when you delete your personality periodically during films, uh yeah,
you lose it. Man. You have to kind of eventually
find something. And I think that's what he's found to
hold on to. Is that weird?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like Harrison forty have you ever seen
him not acting?
Speaker 3: He's he's the driest he's the weirdest dude ever. And
he can't fly a plant either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, learn to fly a fucking plane.
Speaker 3: Is there anything more stereo typical. By the way, Oh,
we never saw did he reveal the video right here? Yeah,
that's what I'm about to pull up.
Speaker 13: Whatever.
Speaker 14: Okay, enough we go seven thirteen. You wanted it here
it is I delivered.
Speaker 2: Look at this, dude, hold on, So the big reveal
is some dude, a two armed, two leg person.
Speaker 3: It doesn't make I mean, how dumb does he think
we are? By the way, look at these all these
are different angles, but they all say cam too. Oh no,
that one actually doesn't. But these two both seem to
say CAM two even though they see this says cam
two right here, even though it's the same view as
that one.
Speaker 2: I'm not mad at him, I'm mad at the idiots
who think in any way this is.
Speaker 3: Oh it's yeah, you have to be a someone.
Speaker 2: Brought up great that the alien just threw a Hyle Hitler.
Speaker 3: You have to be so crediy.
Speaker 2: Alien is using the door, I mean, what is.
Speaker 3: It's just ridiculous, bro, dude.
Speaker 2: It's so obvious he's joking here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like something a twelve year old would make.
Speaker 2: And dude, what is this fucking Twitter account? It can't
be real? Click on its thing? So we could see like.
Speaker 3: What I mean, They're in their own mentions, like like,
look at some of this. It says, uh where this
guy says, ain't no way, bro, This has got to
be Franco trying to revive his dead acting career. And
then they respond possibly, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Go up to good click on it. It's it's fucking trying.
Speaker 3: They have a bunch of replies here they kind of
get this guy says James Franco, he said it. Where's
one that he might be acting? Is what he says
here he admits. But one of them is like, I
hope he's not. He might have deleted it where he
was like, I don't, I hope he's not faking it. Uh,
look at this dude. These people are like, oh my god,
he goes my feelings too.
Speaker 2: Oh god, somebody shoot me in my head.
Speaker 3: Look there's a poll here, what do you think of
James Franco's alien footage?
Speaker 2: Click it it's a joke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at that. Seventy five percent of people think
it's a joke. It's good morning.
Speaker 2: UFO has to be joking, right.
Speaker 3: Look at this, Okay, that's what you think.
Speaker 2: He's literally wrapped in tenfoil and then throwing up a
hole Hitler right there. I mean, what are we doing here?
Speaker 3: It's so stupid. I'm annoyed at James Franco now for
a wasting like, dude.
Speaker 2: You've you've literally wasted everybody's time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I don't know. I WI should we invite
him on broken seim to uh tell me us to payoffs,
to discust his footage and to make h to make
reparations for the time with that we lost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell him that we'll never get this ten minutes back.
I'm not mad at James Franco. Shoot your shot, dude,
have fun, be funny. You were great fuckings. You were
in some great comedy movies. To UFO good morning. You
can go fuck.
Speaker 3: Yourself, dude. He was also in this that TV show
where they did, uh, that Stephen King TV show? What's
it called me? Hold? Eleven twenty two sixty three. It's
based on a Stephen King novel. It came out in
twenty eleven. I think it was on Hulu or something
like that, and he's this.
Speaker 2: Guy eleven Hulu is something twenty eleven.
Speaker 3: It was on One of the Street. Yeah, it was
on Hulu. Yeah, no, twenty six been around that long
twenty sixteenth. Sorry, okay, thank you. And it's it's an
eight episode like mini series based on Stephen King thing
where this guy who's he's like a history teacher or something,
and he stumbles into this passage like this doorway that
can send him back in time to right before Kennedy
is assassinated, like like a couple of years before, and
so he dedicates his life now going back in the
past and trying to prevent Kennedy from being assassinated. And
it's it's just fabulous. It's in all the way Stephen King,
because it's got like it's got a kind of a well,
i mean, the spooky element of like fate where every
time it's kind of like final destination style, you know,
like even if you do save Kennedy, something else is
going to happen to him. And then when you start
to kind of change history history, yeah, it gets weird. Yeah,
things get weird, right, Yeah, But don't you.
Speaker 2: Think history would be different if they are if they
did invent time machine at some point and so try
to do something good, we would be living in a
different dimension.
Speaker 3: Well that's the question is how would that most in
I think, in the thought experiments and even possibly in reality,
they think now that if you went back to time,
you wouldn't change your own future or the future you'd
already experienced. You would you would create a branch, like
a new timeline.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like what if I go back and I
stopped Kennedy assassination, my dad doesn't try to hook up
with my mom now I'm not even here.
Speaker 3: Well, but that no, that's the Grandfather paradox. Yeah, that
was not it's not you would create a branch timeline.
You know what I'm saying, Your timeline would still exist,
and then by changing the past, you would create a
new timeline that you would now inhabit.
Speaker 2: That where it seems like somebody just trying to find
a way, so we don't have to ask that question,
like no, no, no, new branch, new timeline, don't worry
about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's it's big. It's partly because of the
Grandfather paradox, I think. But yeah, no, I think they
I mean, I I think it's generally thought that time
travel is probably not possible anyway, not in because you
think about time travel. If the universe is how we
think of it with the Sun and you know, the
Earth orbiting the Sun. Not only would you have to
travel in time, but you'd also have to travel in space.
Do you get what I'm saying. Yeah, you would have
to travel back to where the Earth was at the
exact moment. You got Oh, Johnny, that's crazy because if
you like.
Speaker 2: You shoot back, all of a sudden, you're floating in space.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're where the Earth is at that moment.
Speaker 2: Not we have to research where the Earth was at
this exact moment.
Speaker 3: With great precision. Or you could just generate in or
you know, appear in the Earth's mantle or on the
Moon or you know, in the middle of Jupiter.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, Dude, If someone told me,
I'd be like, ah, fuck it. Yeah, yeah, he's dead.
It's over, dude, I'm not going back. Fuck that noise.
Speaker 3: I think more interesting is the possibility that once AI
has consumed all the variables, you know, that it could
recreate in a realistic way the past.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, Oh, this is what would
happen if it didn't If that didn't happen, is what
the world would look like. And then we find out
would be a better place if Kennedy didn't die, We're like, hey,
what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Possibly, yeah, but think about like if if AI
and we have enough compute power eventually to account for
every variable in the world, then yeah, you could reconstruct
with some accuracy, you know, with less accuracy the farther
you went back, but with some accuracy the past. And
then yeah, you could explore, you know, through your brain
chip in a realistic way, you know, VR or whatever,
the past. Yeah, that's like time travel. It's not actual
time travel, but it's possible. You could go back and
you know, meet your old your girlfriend again or whatever
you want to you know whatever.
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Speaker 3: So we were on Cash Daddies today when you were
we read from TMZ that, uh that Tom and Christina
are splitting it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you trying to break my heart? Dude?
Speaker 3: It's kind of kind of a bolt out of the blue. Huh.
Speaker 2: It's kind of sad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is sad. Yeah, it'll be interesting. I mean,
because like when Bobby Lee and what's her face split up,
they kind of still work together, right, How do.
Speaker 2: You that's not the same thing like dating and be
married and having kids is a whole different thing. Dude.
Speaker 3: They have a real I mean their business. You got
to assume though, it's real.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the craziest thing. Like, how do you not
do your mom's house? How do you a cash register?
Speaker 3: How do you ch chang ch chan chi ching chi ching? Someone?
Did you see this? Someone said, we should have seen
it coming. And it was a video of him opening
the show with a sex doll in the chair where
Christina is supposed to be.
Speaker 16: Afternoon, good evening, Welcome to another episode of Your Mom's House.
As always, I'm Tom Sigura, and with me is my
lovely co host Christina Pee.
Speaker 2: Good big bucks. Dude, you gotta keep it going, dude.
So you know, I texted Tom I love him, and
then I texted Christina that I hope she gets the
biggest blackest black man dog farted, you know, and I said,
you're the queen. She just gets shredded. Hold it up.
Speaker 3: Did she reply to this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You want Yeah, I'm not gonna say she said,
but she was like, that's the funniest shit ever.
Speaker 3: Right, Oh boy, that's funny.
Speaker 2: It is funny, dude. This is what's gonna happen. Dude,
Tom's gonna get some smoke show twenty four year old
and fucking Christine's gonna have the most dignified boyfriend ever,
like some guy who's achieved fucking greatness.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like somebody works in the state department or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's gonna date like some fucking well to do
fifty year old.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Or she's just gonna go Kathy Griffins and just hang
out with twenty two year olds and just get rock.
Speaker 3: God, they've been together a long time. Huh, look at this.
Speaker 2: That's a long time, dude.
Speaker 3: Okay, how young they were there, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: Look at that, dude. Nobody hides their cans better than
Christina Pacinski, by the way. I mean, oh yeah, dude.
Speaker 3: She's got sneaky, sneaky.
Speaker 2: She had sneaky once for a while. I know she
had unfortunately the big c so but back in the day,
fat cans.
Speaker 3: That's good, good boy. I'm glad we didn't scroll down
because there was a a uh the big dick sing
from Bad Thoughts that I almost scrolled down to.
Speaker 2: Uh, dude, bad Thoughts is absolutely insane.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes it is.
Speaker 2: Tom Sigora is the fucking man.
Speaker 3: Yes, man, Yeah, I'm really interested to see how they
continue their business.
Speaker 2: I mean, you got I mean, dude, that is straight money.
Speaker 3: Dude, Sorry, still got the cold. Uh yeah, no, totally,
it's it's it. I mean you kind of have to write.
You got to figure out a way even if it's
like we remember when uh.
Speaker 2: Everyone's Christine is so pretty, Yeah she is, and Tom
is fucking great too. It's like, well, you dud, dude.
Speaker 3: I love Yeah, Christina is lovely. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's
kind of like you know with Stern, like where you
you just figure out even if you don't come in
the studio, you figure out a way to keep doing
it because you.
Speaker 2: Got to dude, maybe you're not in the same room.
They're they're both they're both the podcasting from their mansions.
Speaker 3: You could totally do it Stern turn style. I mean,
they love Stern, so they're greatly influenced by him, like
so many of us were back when Stern used to
not suck. So yeah, that's God, God speed to them.
I hope they I hope their futures are are filled with.
Speaker 2: You know, Tom, I love you. Be safe out there.
Speaker 3: It's fucking crazy lots of boning. We got a couple
of But it's.
Speaker 2: Crazy, dude. It's like he's walking into chaos.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's things have changed for sure.
Speaker 2: The dating world is nuts. And now you're a rich guy.
Speaker 3: Oh you gotta be careful not to get Trevor Baward.
Speaker 2: Yea one hundred percent dude about But I'll say this
again about Tom Sagora, the smartest guy I've ever met
in comedy. There's nobody smarter. Anyone can wait it can
we can? You know what's it called waved water? What's uh?
You know what I'm saying, dude. If anyone can go
through the waves of dating, it's and figure out who
the crazies are, it's Toma.
Speaker 3: You think he can navigate the treacherous waters of.
Speaker 2: Johnny navigate the treacherous waters dude?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I think you're probably right about that. We
got some animals going wild here. This story is crazy.
Are you ready for a crazy story?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 3: This is gonna be a movie. He has a long memory.
A notorious rogue Nepalese elephant has stalked a resident called
Shanichara Boti for years, killing four of his family members
fourteen years apart, including two even after they all moved
miles away to escape the homicidal elephant. Boti's nightmare began
in December of twenty twelve when Derbay, an infamous killer
elephant This is from the New York Post. By the way,
an infamous killer elephant whose human death toll is now
up to twenty five, fatally trampled the man's parents in
the Nepalese town of Madi, near some Damn National Park.
The grief stricken son packed up and moved himself and
the rest of his family to safety, setting up his
new homestead nine miles away, across a giant river and
to a different town. It was far enough. Earlier this month,
Derbay the elephant track down the family and burst into
their home, killing Bothie's daughter in law, who's twenty five,
and his four year old grandson.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so sad. Fuck that elephant, dude.
Speaker 3: Why is the kill the elephant? Obviously I'm I just.
Speaker 2: Watched Jumbo with my daughter. I was like, Oh, elephants,
not like fuck elvins.
Speaker 3: Dude, He's killed twenty five people. Why is he alive?
Speaker 2: Why is he alive?
Speaker 3: Earlier this month, Derbay tracked down the family and did
what I just said. This is a quote from the
CapMan Dow Post. We believe that moving across the major
rivers would keep us safe both, he told them. But
after all these years, the exact same elephant found us again,
raided our home and took my daughter in law and
my little grandson. This left us nowhere else to run.
The elephant, as I said, has a long history of
fatal misdeeds. He has reportedly killed more than two dozen
people since twenty ten. Park officials told the outlet. Prior
to this tragic incident, Derbey had officially claimed twenty three
human lives. As I said, Uh, he's now up to
twenty five. We have been utilizing it.
Speaker 2: He's the John Wayne Gacy of elephants. Dude.
Speaker 3: If this was a human, we had put him to sleep.
We can't put the shit, dude.
Speaker 2: We have been.
Speaker 3: Utilizing a satellite tracking collar to monitor the movements of
this highly aggressive male elephant. Why don't you use it
to kill him? Our data logs show that this location coordinates. Okay, yeah,
they're saying that. They're saying that, Yeah, he was on
the site when the incident happened. According to Weiss, ninety
three soldiers set out to kill Derbay after the fatal
twenty twelve attack and shot the beast twice, and he
still got away. They sent ninety three dudes out to
kill this elephant in.
Speaker 2: The fucking John Wick of fucking elephants.
Speaker 3: The Baba Yega of elephants, Baba Jega. That's crazy. The
elephant resurfaced in twenty sixteen and was fitted with a
new tracking collar in twenty twenty. Why didn't they kill him?
I don't understand when they put the tracking call, they
put a collar on him, but they couldn't kill him.
What that doesn't make any sense, right, dude?
Speaker 2: This guy's gonna kill dude, this guy is do not
piss off, but they kill his dog? Like, what is
going on? Why is this elephant so pissed?
Speaker 3: But I don't understan Why would you? Who are the
people putting the collars on him? They did it twice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll come. They're still alive.
Speaker 3: They must sedate it, right, they sedated?
Speaker 2: Why don't you just why don't they keep it sedated?
Speaker 3: Fully sedated?
Speaker 2: Like all I dude, let's get this thing hooked on drugs.
Speaker 3: You just sedate it until it's you know, sedated fully dead.
That's the craziest story, isn't it. That's gotta be a
movie killer elephant. I mean, you wouldn't believe it, but.
Speaker 2: Oh, it will be a killer elephant. But the elephant
will be a good guy in the movie.
Speaker 3: We need it. Yeah, you're right that the liberals that
make it, it'll be like, oh, they cut its tusk
off or some or kill his son elephant or something,
and now it goes on a rampage. That's crazy, bro.
I mean they do say an elephant never forgets, so
I guess we one n dude.
Speaker 2: This elephant is just John Wicking. Everybody, dude, born night.
What is this guy? Liam Neeson?
Speaker 3: It's unreal, man, It's unreal. Uh, Now that I share that,
and I mentioned that we have another animal running wild.
It's a buffalo this time, did you Oh my god, dude,
this is in Yellowstone.
Speaker 2: I would get the dude if I dude, there's a
buffalo right there, get in a fucking there's cars driving
all over the place, like, let me jump in your trunk, dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I totally will show it first so people know
what you're talking about. Yeah, this guy is has a
chance to get in a car like five times. He's fine.
By the way, he has said that he's okay. So
if you're watching this and don't want to see something
bad happen, he's totally fine. It's just it's crazy.
Speaker 6: Let's go out of that story at a Yellowstone National
Park this weekend where a sixty five year old man
on a walk with his grandson ended up on the
wrong end of a charging bison. Here CBS is Tom
Hanson with what we now know.
Speaker 2: Did get in the truck.
Speaker 17: Five year old grandfather was tossed violently in the air
by a bison at Yellowstone National Park. The incident was
captured by photographer Mike mcclown get a car with his wife.
Speaker 18: I was just trying to get some dramatic footage of
this bison rolling around the line of picnic table.
Speaker 17: Carl Isa McDaniel was visiting the park with his grandson.
Witnesses say they were about one hundred yards away from
the two thousand pounds animal.
Speaker 2: I bet you what happened was this bison got molested
by Santa Claus and wanted like we're out of here,
let's go. Got felt up by Santa Claus delivering gifts
and he's like, I get my revenge nowt animals are
just enough of this bullshit.
Speaker 3: You watch, you can see the moment he sees Santa
Claus right here. He's like, oh boy, I'm gonna get you,
Broana Claus and his is uh, what is that? A?
Is that a to Jersey?
Speaker 18: What is this?
Speaker 3: What Jersey?
Speaker 2: Dude? This guy hates the Dolphins. This guy's a he's
a Buffalo's literally a Bills fan. See's a fucking Dolphins
Jersey and just loses his mind.
Speaker 3: Santa Claus and his elf there with the long red hair.
Speaker 17: One hundred yards away from the two thousand pound animal
when it suddenly started chasing the pear.
Speaker 18: And as soon as the bison stands up the grandfather
that he's like, we're out of here, let's.
Speaker 17: Go after this white pickup passes by. The pair quickly
raced for cover behind some trees. The bison suddenly charged
the pair, the grandfather making a run for it, luring
the bison away from his grandson.
Speaker 18: After the second.
Speaker 2: He's trying to survive.
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't at all. Yeah, it makes me remember
dances with wolves. The dunkaduna tadunka. That's why they they
warn you about the ta tunka. Man, you gotta be careful.
Speaker 2: That is that bison Israeli.
Speaker 17: Eight feet in the air before landing hard right next
to his attacker love, eight feet in the air before
landing hard right next to me.
Speaker 2: You know that that brown came fast? Dude?
Speaker 3: What are you thinking? Like right here?
Speaker 2: What do you?
Speaker 3: What are you what's going through your mind when you're
right there?
Speaker 2: Bro? That's what he knew. It fucked up. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, It's like one of those eighties movies. You might
be asking, how did I get here?
Speaker 2: Oh? My god? But it would have been cool if
he had jumped that by himself. Like the thing was like,
have you seen that video? It looks like the.
Speaker 3: Logo what are you saying?
Speaker 16: Oh?
Speaker 2: Did you see the video where the guys in the
ring with the bull and the bull charges him and
he backs flips, he chorges the bull. What is George
Man charges him? Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you say chorges him? Johnny, I haven't
seen that. Haven't seen that?
Speaker 2: He flips around him, over him, and the bull just
stares him, going what the fuck.
Speaker 3: That's funny. I'll see it.
Speaker 18: Was attacker, and I was afraid that he was going
to gore the guy on the ground. At that point,
it stopped being fun to video, and I knew I
had to get that bison away from the victim because
the device was very, very agitated.
Speaker 17: That victim, still reeling from the encounter, is on the
mend after surgery, posting this message to well wishers. Thank
you everyone. I am Okay.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: When bulls can be especially aggressive.
Speaker 2: It's the beginning of the breeding season, the ruts, so there.
Oh yeah, he just wanted to he just wanted Johnny,
I put it in the DMS, clicked the DMS.
Speaker 3: Okay, uh yeah. Do you do you remember you didn't?
Did you never really watched bull riding hunt? Because like
when I was I like it.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 3: When I was really little. There was this guy that
got killed like that. He was a bull rider. Do
you remember Lane Lane Frost. Do you remember that guy? Yeah,
he got killed in bull ride like famously he got
uh there's a movie about it. Actually he got like
gord uh and he died. He died right there.
Speaker 2: How about the guys who get who are bullfighters and
they get the fucking horn right through their mouth.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's that's that famous video. Yeah, that's horrible.
That's horrific.
Speaker 2: Play dumb games, win dumb prizes.
Speaker 3: This is not bad violence, right, because we can't show
that on YouTube.
Speaker 2: No, dude, there's literally no violence.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, cool? You hear that YouTube? No violence?
Speaker 2: Watch this and.
Speaker 3: That's amazing.
Speaker 2: Dude. He just flipped it. And the bulls like.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is that real?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it has no views. How does this
have fifty two views?
Speaker 2: Because it's probably just one of the many things that
hoasted it.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. I mean, bro, oh, here we go, here's
the hereius.
Speaker 2: Would Uber be easier?
Speaker 3: That's crazy. They're good for him, man.
Speaker 2: That bulls like respect dude, we're sitting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's funny. All the comments on I found the original.
All the comments are like meming the bull like.
Speaker 2: Dude, Johnny, I put up a picture, go do up.
I put a picture up where I want to show
you this. Look at look at this?
Speaker 3: Oh I gotcha? Did you do that?
Speaker 2: No, somebody else did that.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, you're listening. Someone has ai.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: The guy who got tossed in the air by the
bison into uh onto a skateboard on a you know,
on a ramp and he's way.
Speaker 2: Because Johnny, is that what they call a vert?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 3: What that's like?
Speaker 2: A yeah?
Speaker 3: I guess so right, Like I don't know, I don't know.
I rode bicycles. I don't know shit about skateboarding. Unfortunately, Okay,
what else going on?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 3: I was thinking we should do? Is we should uh?
You know how they have? Have you ever seen those
videos where people rank things and like tiers like S,
tier A, B C. You're gonna start that's gonna become
a regular segment for us. We're gonna start ranking things.
We're not gonna do it this week because I haven't
prepared it, but that'll be that would be good for
us to clip. We're gonna get We're gonna.
Speaker 2: Johnny, can we really you want to rank something? Look
at this, dude, Look at this real quick?
Speaker 3: Tell me your dick again. Bro, It's fine.
Speaker 2: It's three podcasts in the top two hundred of comedy.
Speaker 3: Well I saw that, Yes, yes, I saw that, bro.
Congratulations and they said you couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: You know what's so funny? Johnny? I remember back during
have I already I probably told a story. So during COVID,
I just had so much time on my hands. So
you just started doing a goals list and I did
him in the numbers of Tesla three six nine, I
did nine.
Speaker 3: Damn fine. Oh we moved up to one nineteen by
the way, yes.
Speaker 2: Nice, So I uh so it was I did nine
uh gratitude lists, nine things I'm thinking for, nine goals
for the day. Then I did twenty seven life goals. Johnny,
you don't know how many of those fucking things came true,
including I wanted three podcasts in the top two hundred
of comedy at the same time.
Speaker 3: Your dick is still six inches up, bro, You'll never
get no, well I did.
Speaker 2: It's actually less now because I'm getting fatter.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry, brother.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm losing prime real estate.
Speaker 3: Dude, I'm sorry. That's like a great motivation. By the way,
women will never understand that. But for a guy to
lose weight is no.
Speaker 2: I just don't care, dude. Just go guys, if your
dick is that big, just her chick was a tiny pussy, Like,
find some chick with a fucking small set vagina. The
chicks who can play our size queens is because they
have fucking tunnels for a pussy dude. They have a
four or five highway down there.
Speaker 3: The problem is you can't put that in your dating profile,
or really can you.
Speaker 2: No, It's like you should say do you have a
w do you have a wide set or a small set? Vagina?
Speaker 3: Oh boy, I was about to do an ad, but
I need to put a little buffer in between on
the on the transcript there between between Clovicular. So Clovicular
is a streaming douchebag, and you know he's one of
these looks Max and guys, do you know this story? Sam?
He went to Israel and hung out with that girl
who is like the IDF influencer hot chick that runs
their social and is everywhere. And she let this woman
right here, Shira Braun, Shira Brown. She let him run
her run there social for a little bit, I guess,
or and had him on there here here Here was
an Al Jazeera recap of it.
Speaker 1: So good.
Speaker 3: Now faces disciplinary action after appearing with this guy.
Speaker 2: Is just anything he touches.
Speaker 3: Well, it's the problem is comes from him hanging out
with Nick Quintes and sneak Oh, they were all with
I think they were with Kanye actually doing.
Speaker 2: Kanye wasn't there, but they were in the club.
Speaker 3: I saw a very Kanye looking guy.
Speaker 2: Uh they were That was Myron Gaines Kan Jesus sure,
North Carolina came out. All blacks look alike.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I haven't seen a good quality video, but yes,
so sorry to all the blacks out there. So they
were all seeing what I think, Sam, you and I
both agree is the greatest melody of the current century. Uh,
Kanye's Kyle Hitler song. The footage of them all on
a party bus, it looks like nothing gayer than a
party bus.
Speaker 13: You so funny.
Speaker 3: This is someone I'm not sure who maybe a journalist
asking who is paying for him to be an Israel.
Those are questions you don't want to ask, you know.
Speaker 2: He's not even really smart enough. I'd be like, you
don't think I make money, you dumb bitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he began posting videos from Israel on Thursday.
Speaker 2: I love that out with him his girlfriend now, like
any chick that's willing to stick around. Yeah, he holds
hands with like if you hang out with a Clovic
gear for more than thirty Minutear's girlfriend, you.
Speaker 13: Made her like fourteen hours.
Speaker 7: How was it so far?
Speaker 2: Having a blast? Why does everyone in fucking Israel look
like they're fucking Green Bay Packer fans.
Speaker 3: They didn't give you a gun?
Speaker 6: Too short for a gun?
Speaker 2: Don't ray chicks all look like they bleach their assholes?
Speaker 3: Of course they do, because they do. By the way, Uh,
the Israeli military is investigating. And she's gotten in big
trouble for having clovicular on her let I mean just
walking around holding hands with the guy, which is weird.
Now she is so.
Speaker 2: Hot, but she's an idef killer and and and dude,
if you had kids with her, you'd have midget kids. Dude,
if you want big ass kids, you got to have
a big ass woman. Now find yourself in Amazon if
you want answer for the NBA or you know, like, dude,
like brock Lester's daughter is like marrying offensive linemen in
the NFL. Do you understand the juggernaut that they're gonna
put out?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean we.
Speaker 2: Might see the first eight foot tall fucking lineman ever
of all time.
Speaker 3: It does make you won there, what is the true
genetic like maximum? Because people are getting bigger just.
Speaker 2: Generally, I mean, dude, the NBA. I'm telling you in
ten years is just gonna be nothing but Wemby's.
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to all be kind of I mean with a few
like Ralph Sampson and a few exceptions, you know, used
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this clavicular thing, got a little peak in how TMZ
has been doing. You know how x G was always
live streaming and recording us with his glasses, Well, TMZ
has been doing that to themselves. Basically, they've had people
with those streaming glasses on and it's caught them a
few times now being gay, being a little too honest.
And this is you can hear Harvey Levin here trying
to make sure that they really push the anti Semitic
angle on the clavicular thing.
Speaker 2: I can't believe. I can't believe that Jeffrey Epstein's PR
department he wants to push.
Speaker 15: Yeah, here, we are crazy right, Yeah, so he was
out partying with those with those people we see them.
Speaker 12: Do you have the Nazi salute?
Speaker 2: It doesn't exist? Uh?
Speaker 12: Okay, Well if we're doing it, do we? I mean,
it's kind of relevant. I mean, that's the whole point
of this.
Speaker 18: Lawrence left.
Speaker 2: Well, the point is he's anti Smitic. What does she get?
What did she get in trouble? That's why we got.
Speaker 18: Right.
Speaker 3: I don't know who.
Speaker 2: I don't know who. It looks like you can read
it na to salute was in the club that.
Speaker 3: Now, see what you're hearing is to the actual focus
of this stream is on these girls doing goofing around
and talking about someone is enhancing the audio in the
background of Harvey Levin and his co host pushing this angle, Johnny, you.
Speaker 2: Can't have anti semitism laws if you don't have anti semitism. Yeah,
And it goes into this thing that they've been paying for,
the anti semitism right. And it's kind of crazy because
I'm watching these people who made their bones on being
anti Semitic suddenly defending tp USA along with the Zionists.
It's very weird to me.
Speaker 3: What do you think that is? Who are you talking about?
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm not talking about anybody, Johnny.
Speaker 3: I'm curious.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not talking about anybody. Okay, I'll give you
one person, Nick Flintest Right, like the ship coming out
of that guy's mouth, Luke Cage when coming o guy
to mouth. It's fucking crazy to me.
Speaker 3: He just sat down with Hunter Biden, and now I
have heard that they may be almost gotten the fisticuffs.
Speaker 2: I would who do you got in that fight?
Speaker 3: Oh it's Hunter Biden, Hunter.
Speaker 2: Biden all fucking day, dude, cowboy getting his ass beat.
Speaker 3: Look at this from Happy gil More. Somebody tweeted a
picture of Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, and then Chubb's alligator
from Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 2: And somebody make a video in a in a fucking
anonymous mask, going they're moving the chessboards on the global marketpiece.
They're moving it. Linda Graham, Mitch Precano were we're very
strong proponents of the Fiat currency. By taking him out,
they can now move forward with bringing into cryptos. I'm like, dude,
come on, bro, I mean, come on, come on, it's
too much.
Speaker 3: Now. Uh, here's here's a photo.
Speaker 2: But Johnny, let me ask you something. Let's just say
that Mitch McConnell, and and and we're in another dimension, okay, right,
and they weren't pieces of ship. Let's just say they
were just they did it right. And then go to heaven.
Do they get to do weird stuff up there? It's
like it's like, oh yeah, now you can do it.
You had to just play the game to get in,
and now you're in, you can just stick your dick
wherever you want.
Speaker 3: I don't think I don't think there is hm No,
I don't think so soon. I don't think you don't.
Speaker 2: Think it's a giant swingers club up there. Nobody gets pregnant.
Speaker 3: No I I well, no, I think you've got better
stuff to do. You know, those are all like base
desires when you're in like low energy states, and I don't.
Speaker 2: Okay, So so if I go to having stout thinking
about hitting that ass.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have higher pursuits in mind, I believe. So
I don't know that.
Speaker 2: Because so you're saying, in hell, I'm gonna want to
hit that ass, you're gonna wish you wish someone's gonna
be hitting my ass. And I ain't gonna be happy
with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably something closer to that, I would guess. Here's
an image by the way, they did that Channel five thing,
which that guy's everywhere, guys everywhere.
Speaker 2: We're all ken doll. Somebody said, so this guy Channel five,
I actually like him.
Speaker 3: I do too. Yeah, but he.
Speaker 2: Tried to embarrass ga Edward g Edward Griffin, which is
a sin that is unforgivable.
Speaker 3: Oh really, I haven't seen that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And Jason Burmis showed up and cock and just
put his foot in his ass to stop it, because
Jason knew what he's doing. And Jason is a great guy,
like literally a fucking wonderful human being. I'm not even kidding. Like,
there's a lot of crazy people in the conspiracy world.
Jason is one of the fucking good ones, you know. Yeah,
you see Channel five G Edward Griffin see if you
can find it, and Jason Burmis walks up and kerb
stops this motherfucker. So this motherfucker is cooking with and
then he gets so big the HBO hires him. And
this is how you know that January sixth is sigh
up because they sent this guy in to cover it.
You're like, how did you know how I was gonna go?
Why would you send a fucking camera guy in there?
So they sent him in there, and right after that
he gets me too, and you think you would learn
It's like, and I love Lewis c K, but it's
like when Lewis ck got canceled and he tried to
send Biden money and Biden sent him back to him.
You're like, dude, what are you doing? They canceled you.
Why are you still playing the game. But anyways, this
guy is the king. He's made great edits. So anyways,
he's getting sued right now by supposedly by somebody for
what he says is absolute insanity his words, not mine,
And it's if you watch it's a very interesting if
you find his like Instagram where he talks about it.
He's had to spend eight hundred thousand dollars defending himself
so far.
Speaker 3: I'm still trying to find the original video. I can't you,
said Jason Burmes. Jason burmeis came in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, goh channel five five g Edwardard Griffin?
Speaker 3: Is it the red Pill? XPO is at it? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
I got it here.
Speaker 2: Now if you got if you know this guy's if
you know this guy style, His whole thing is to
like make people fucking look stupid, and you shouldn't do
it to it absolute national treasure, like one of the
greatest ever do it, Edward Griffin, who is a fucking
national treasure. You shouldn't try to embarrass an old man
with your stupid asking questions to make him look stupid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, I'm trying to know. Is was Jason? Actually? Okay,
here we go. I think this is it right here.
Let me just kill that share. I believe this is it.
Jason multi time guest on Temfoil hat his trailer for
this Place rules to bring that up in the background. No,
this might I don't think this would.
Speaker 2: Go farther down. He might be farther into it. Because
he brings it up there. It is there, it is there,
it is so so he this is Jason, He's fucking
great Bermis and like, look he's interviewing him and we
all know that he's a fucking he sets these people
up to look stupid.
Speaker 3: The Channel five guy does. Yeah, this is a long
tradition of a It's a format that I've never cared
for much. I know you like it more than I do.
Speaker 2: Well, if you want to go get drunk, college kids
will look like retards, that's one thing.
Speaker 3: Well, no, but it comes from like Eric andre and
Zach Alfanakis and Colbert Stephen Colbert from before uh where,
to varying degrees. The people were playing along, but he's
you know, you could say Tom Green, but Tom Green
is not. Tom Green wasn't humiliating people intellectually, you know
what I mean. It was more about how absurd Tom
Green was. This guy is trying to like embarrassed people
oftentimes and and makes it look much worse than the
edit anyway. Anyway, So this is yeah, this is the
guy from Channel five whose name I could never remember,
and the Channel five guy. Yeah, the audio is really
poor here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had no idea that if you fast forward
you'll see Jason choo. Keep going, keep going, keep going.
Speaker 3: Keep going with it.
Speaker 2: Channel they got rid of it. Go there it is
there it is negative blood. Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 19: So this is gonna be on. This isn't the documentary
thing for you? Okay, Yeah, so it's YouTube, but you're
not channel whatever I am?
Speaker 13: Are you on YouTube?
Speaker 3: Channel five?
Speaker 2: On YouTube?
Speaker 3: Okay? Well, I'm just saying I don't like the deception.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 19: I watch your stuff. Some of your stuff's okay, but
you know you're coming here to punt these people. Yes,
you are a hundred percent you are, come on, what's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably being I.
Speaker 2: Mean, this is the guy. That's why you know.
Speaker 19: I highly respect to your grip and I would hate
to have you put him in a negative life.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Jason.
Speaker 13: Yeah, well that's nice.
Speaker 3: I'm Jason Burber.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, but now you can't make him look bad,
but you're gonna make him look bad. You're missing genuine
actually care about this. Yeah, you're you're not trying to
make him look stupid, because I watch your ship. You
make people look stupid. Yeah, that's why you're getting the
funk out of here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get the funk out, Like I like you, dude,
but you don't go after O g's like that, you know,
like that.
Speaker 3: Dude's a G and and you know, and old, he's old,
he's old.
Speaker 2: Man Like, Yeah, you're making some old guy who's fucking
put his his whole life on the line for this ship,
and you're trying to make him look fucking stupid. And
that's why Jason is a fucking G no matter what
dumb fucking the comments section keeps saying, I'm sorry, dude.
It's like, listen, you can make fun of fucking young
people saying stupid shit, but you go after elderly people.
We're lucky this guy's still fucking around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree. Shout out to Jason Burmas. You want
to hey, can you bring up your dates? Why? Clear?
Clear up my video? Here I go?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah. Hey guys,
Miami tickets are moving. I think there's only a couple
left in We're hold on, dude, let's let's go here.
It is Ah Miami, Florida, Joke World, Saint Petersburg, Lawrence, Kansas.
I gotta get those fucking tickets up. Uh, Tulsa Truther
con I gotta change at Dallas, skang fast in New Orleans,
say close you out in Austin, and then we're and
then of course the great word war debate will be coming.
Hold on, word war debate will be coming, and I'm
very excited about it.
Speaker 3: It'll be coming so hard, bro, you know it's.
Speaker 2: Coming so hard, dude. Word war debate is coming soon, dude,
World War two. We're got feelers out. Hopefully we get
the people we want, and it's gonna be fucking huge. Dude.
Speaker 3: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I I am too, Dude. If this goes the way
we want to, it's gonna blow everything out of the water. Dude,
It's gonna be huge.
Speaker 3: I'm for sure gonna go. I really want to go
to that. You're good with that, Okay. You know what
I'm not looking forward to is uh.
Speaker 2: I was gonna watch the thing about Hunter Biden and Ship.
Speaker 3: Well, there's no video of it. Yeah, it's not been released.
It's just we've heard that they've had an encounter during
one of the one of his You know.
Speaker 2: I am taking I am taking I'm taking Hunter Biden
to that. With his fucking crack strength, he still got it.
It stays with you. I still look, tweeted, He's still
got that and like cat Boy ain't gonna fight ship.
Speaker 3: There was Uh, there was Hunter Biden did go and
I'm not sure about the timeline here, but he went
and talked to Uh. Let me see. Well, okay, this
is the original clip. Yeah, this is from RTI. This
is the latest. I haven't If someone has seen video,
please let me know. But I'm not saying on Twitter yet.
This is earlier when an immaculately lit Gavin Newsom had
Hunter Biden on to talk about Uh in part of
Nick Fuintes, and he said that he wanted to talk
to him.
Speaker 15: We don't hate each other or being told to hate
each other. And so that's why I'm want to go
on Kansas owns. I want to go to talk to Tucker.
I even want to go to talk to people that
I literally, I mean my first question in the movie
was why he's such a Nazi to Nick Quintis, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I want to talk because you know this the guy
literally armed Nazis, him and his dad armed Nazis in
the u CRT. This is the ship I can't stand.
It's like cat Boys saying mean shit about Israel Nazis,
US fucking literally giving money and guns to literal Nazis
in the Ukraine.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just stupid, which Trump is also not doing.
To be clear, if anybody tries to say that, we're
not calling it both for both sides. Yes, Trump has
continued that policy. He's so awkward, isn't he? Uh man,
what a robot?
Speaker 2: Dude, it's listen, he's listened. The only reason he's talked
about being a candidate for the Democrats is because he
funds everything with all this his fucking money fraud.
Speaker 3: Well he also looks like a Hollywood actor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but so what, dude, it's it's the same reason.
Speaker 3: Also, what to that bro women here that got Clinton?
Yeah but dude, or anyway.
Speaker 2: So much ship what he's done in this state. That
the only reason anyone even allows him to be in
discussions because he's funding the entire thing in women.
Speaker 20: Okay, okay, good, I got Clinton. Clinton was an error
I got in Arkansas.
Speaker 2: I agree. I agree with you. I agree with you,
And if you you want to only go down and
a half.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we'll wrap up here with in just a
second with a super if you you doubt his ability
to win a national election at your own peril, sir,
he absolutely.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah again, I I don't believe in any of
these fucking I don't believe in any of these elections.
I'm an anarchist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, with the magic mail in vote that always goes
for Democrats. Yeah, kind of hard to believe.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 3: It sounds like so. Europe now is has these uh
driver facing cameras that they've mandated. European regulators have quietly
crossed the line that can This is from Forbes. European
regulators have quietly crossed the line that completely reshapes how
drivers and occupants interact with their vehicles. As of July seventh,
every new car and van registered in the EU must
have an interior driver facing camera as part of their
advanced driver Distraction Warning system. The vehicle will be carefully
watching the drivers every move. Now, the stated goal is
this reduced crashes caused by distraction and drowsiness, Yet the
implications reach a lot further. The mandate, part of the
EU's broader General Safety Regulation Framework, eliminates more than one
hundred and twenty five years of privacy up to this point.
A vehicle owner could assume that their actions within their
vehicle were private, but not anymore. All new vehicles will
be equipped with a camera based driver monitoring system, a
driver monitoring system that means they'll be All the European
cars ship to the United States will now have these
cameras that can easily be hacked, can be pulled as
evidence for you know, in in trials, or if they
want to see you know, if to see IA wants
to spy on you for whatever reason. It's eventually it's
gonna get to where like, hey, like my mom's car,
she's got a Volvo. When when you are a little sleepy,
maybe you know, you cross the line or something, it's
like it will start beeping at you, like you left
the seatbelt unbuckled, and it's like, hey, you need to stop,
and it has a little coffee flash on the screen.
Speaker 2: It's like I've seen that in the rent cars I've had.
Speaker 3: Are you tired, are you sleepy? You might need a
little break now, think about it when they're self driving
and you don't want to do self driving, so it
forces you to either switch into self driving mode or
pull over. That's what we're heading to, especially in Europe. Dude,
it's gonna be like you can either switch to self
driving or pull over now, but you're too sleepy to
continue driving. And I mean it's just a loss of privacy,
and it's you know, far worse obviously. Yeah, Trump is uh,
there's a speech on Thursday something to do with iron
I'm afraid you know, they've restarted dropping bombs there. This
latest peace deal was a total mirage. I sent you
guys a story. Did you see that they were so
concerned about him being taken out that they didn't use
the gifted Air Force one that he received from uh,
you know, the Amiorads. They went back to the old
Air Force one because they couldn't trust the new one.
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's it?
Speaker 2: Is it crazy? No, dude, he knows that they they
know that the only way to get us into war
with Irans if they can fake the Iran The problem
with Israel is that they just they're they played their hand, dude,
anything bad to happen. I mean, even that Lindsey Graham thing.
They were like, dude, it's Israel. You're like, what, dude? What?
Speaker 3: And now we know that, now we know that Akimedinajad,
the guy who was set up as the most evil
man on the planet by Israel in the past. Israel
and this is from the Times of Israel. Israel engaged
in a multi year effort to recruit and reinstall as
leader Iran's former hardline president, Mahmud Akimedenijad, The New York
Times reported Monday, citing US officials and sources with knowledge
of the failed Israeli plot. The campaign, which culminated in
a strike on Akimadenijad's bodyguards to free him from house
arrest on the first day of the US Israel attack
on Iran in February, included a meeting with then MASSAD
chief David Barneya on the sidelines of the academic of
an academic conference in Hungary. The report said, so they
had they were part of this plan was to take
out his house arrest guards and install him as the
leader in Iran. Isn't that That's this guy that was
set up.
Speaker 2: As a big a dude just goes back to that
they control both the fucking control the people that are
pro and the people that are anti. I mean, dude,
you're fucked if you're and Iran and they find out
you're working with Israel, You're done, dude. Stick a fucking
fork in you.
Speaker 3: One final thing that I can't believe this went unreported, really,
I mean I didn't hear about this anywhere, dude. So
remember after nine to eleven when all of these firefighters,
of course you remember, but when they were getting ill
because of the contaminants they breathed in around the site
of the attack. Well, this just came out this week.
I knew. And this is from the Daily News. A
New York City freedom of information law official deposed over
long sought documents about toxin swirling over ground zero, admitted
a city attorney told him to deny an appeal for
the pivotal and information from nine to eleven survivors. So,
this guy, whose name is Russell Pecunis, he was the
guy who would over like make decisions on these when
when people would make appeals for documents after they had
been rejected, and he was told, on the advice of
counsel to deny the request for documents by these firefighters
and all these people who are coming up ill. Here's
I'm going to read the transcript. Here did you And
this is Andrew Carboy weird name an attorney for nine
to eleven Health Watch.
Speaker 2: Imagine if your attorney was called Carboy.
Speaker 3: Carboy andrew up for capital.
Speaker 2: Murder, which got you an attorney his name is Carboy.
Oh well, just throw me in the electric chair right now,
just kill me.
Speaker 13: Now.
Speaker 3: He's he's he's an attorney for a good cause. He's
he works with nine to eleven Health Watch. Here's his
question to this guy, Pecunis, who was denying requests for information.
He said, did you interview any of the people who
did the search to find out whether, in your estimation
or conclusion that there was a diligent and thorough and
adequate search. That was what Carboy added. Pecuni said no,
and and then Carboy follows up. So basically, what you're
telling me is a lawyer told you to do something,
and you adopted what the lawyer told you, and that's
what ended up in your appeal. Basically, somebody told you
to deny these requests. You didn't even look for the information,
and you told them no. And Pecunis admitted that Musa
Ali one of the attorneys. Okay, so Pecuni's response to
that was interrupted. It's well, it's a it's like a.
It's kind of like FOYA and it's an oversight for
what again, they want the information on the toxins at
nine to eleven?
Speaker 2: What are we talking about here?
Speaker 3: So, yeah, explained it earlier.
Speaker 2: Johnny I zone out once in a while.
Speaker 3: Star Boy asked the question, you know, like, hey, you're
telling me that this attorney just told you to not
give us anything, and you didn't give us anything. And
as the guy's about to respond, his attorney, who's sitting
next to him at the deposition, interrupts and says the
question would violate attorney client privilege, and then pecunies the
guy being asked the question reveals that the guy sitting
next to him, this guy musa Ali, one of the
attorneys representing him at the deposition, was the city attorney
who told him to deny the appeal.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's right there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the one saying that it would violate attorney
client privilege and he's sitting right next to the guy
telling him not to answer the question.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: And then Carboy follows up. He says, is this the
only FOYA appeal in your tenure as a FOYA Appeals
officer where you've had your conclusion or the conclusion essentially
dictated to you by an other person, like, is this
the only other time that you've been told by somebody
higher up not to grant or not to look into it?
And he said that not to my recollection. And then
he follows up, so this is one of the only
cases in eighteen years during your tenure as a FOYA
appeals officer that this has happened. And Piccunity said, as
far as I can remember, yes, So somebody was telling
them not to give out any of this information about
the toxins that were swirling in the air, and that
made all these guys so sick.
Speaker 2: I mean, people are scumbags, Carboys said, people are scumbags.
Speaker 3: Bag dude, this is not the end of this. Carboys said,
at one point, this is outrageous. What do you think
We're a bunch of morons. This is ridiculous. Then one
of the other side's attorney says, you're screaming. I just
want to state on the record, yes, I am screaming,
Carboy countered, I am angry. Uh. And then the guy's like,
I want it on the record. Counselor is screaming, pointing
out attorneys and banging the table. This is well beyond
profession behavior. And then Carboy replied, this isn't professional behavior.
You're violating a court order and you lied to us.
You said there were no records and you didn't even look,
is what he's say. So, Uh, yeah, they've been This is,
you know, just more evidence of a massive cover up
in the wake of nine to eleven. We got three
thousand people joining us live, right.
Speaker 2: Oh, three thousand people. What's our record?
Speaker 3: By the way, it's something like that. Yeah, it's not
much more than that. I would say three thousand is
pretty good for us. Oh did you okay? This is
We'll just end on something funny. Did you see Dana
White get pissed off after Uh? So, Paramount just sucks
at identifying celebrities.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was so funny.
Speaker 3: So funny, dude. So they're supposed to be highlighting Shaquis Stevenson,
who they've added a uh or I'm sorry. They they
mistook Shaquis Stevenson for NBA player Jalen Williams. Now Shaque
Stevens has signed this big deal with UFC. Uh and
instead they show, they show uh, Jalen Williams, which is
funny what just plays clip.
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty five Stevenson trying to get me in trouble
on this st let's again, I know that that and.
Speaker 3: Uh so they So this is Dana White's response to
that after the event.
Speaker 7: Apparently we just need to stop showing fucking celebrities on
uh because we can't figure that out. After twenty five years,
we just can't fucking do it. It's unbelievable. We can't
do it. I tell you all the time. My production team,
we just did the White House. We built a fucking
arena on the south lawn of the White House, and
it was the greatest fucking thing in the world. To
be there live and to watch it on TV. I
just paid Chakor Stevenson a shitload of money. And for
some reason, we can't figure this celebrity shit out. They
put them up as a fucking oak KC NBA player.
Are you fucking kidding me? I mean, it's just it's
absolutely crazy. But we are the absolute worst ever. Yeah,
the worst. I just have this fucking date in the
back with my guys while I was screaming at everybody
back there, and they said, no. Soccer's worst soccer shows
the people, and they don't. They don't put up anything.
We put up fucking graphics and put the wrong guy's
name on it.
Speaker 2: We win. We're the worst, dude. That is the funniest
thing I've ever heard. They're like, we're not the worst,
soccer's worst. They're like, you dumb fuck, shut up.
Speaker 3: You know somebody got real in real trouble for that.
Speaker 2: They lost their job. You're basically like, look, black people
all look alike.
Speaker 3: So I'm sad to say, Sam that somebody is now
contending with Frankie Valley for Uh the Nearest to Death
to perform on stage, and it's Mike Love of the
Beach Boys. Famously let's go kind of a malevolent force
in rock and roll, I would say, a guy who
is uh just pushed that band to tour even though
it has almost none of the original members left. He
is videos that have been coming out left and right
of this guy just mumbling on stage. He sounds terrible.
Let me okay the original videos.
Speaker 2: Why would you tour at that age?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Money, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 2: And again, who you make dude, You have all the
money in the world. You're the fucking Beach Boys.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of There are a lot of beach
boys though, and and he didn't write many of the songs,
so I assume it's it's not a lot. You know,
he's not getting like publishing and stuff. So here he is.
This is surfing safari. If you couldn't tell.
Speaker 2: What's so crazy? Dude? It's like like musicians see the
beach Boys along the lines of like the Beatles. Oh yeah,
I mean but if you think about their styles are
two different things, dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, still rock and roll, but no, I got you. Yeah,
it's much Yeah, they it's different. It's surf rock for sure. Yeah,
here's another just another click.
Speaker 2: Make out securities.
Speaker 3: You don't want the locking Grandma's Yeah, those old ladies
will go crazy on you if you don't have a big.
Speaker 2: Diamond the world. The woman next to me, god blessed?
Was uh had fucking air mask? Oxygen mask on light?
Speaker 3: Rod Stewart.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The people in the crowd and the people on stage
have oxygen masks on.
Speaker 2: Them, Like why are we doing this?
Speaker 3: Is all right, we'll do the super chest now. Oh
did you see that? Announcing for the Spurs got fired
for and I can't I don't know how you get
fired for this? The San Antonio Spurs fired their play
by play announcer after the guy uh who held it
he lost his gig amid cheating allegations involving a player's sister.
Did you hear about this? So he was on his
wife with a player's sister and he got fired. How
do you fire somebody for that? What is that?
Speaker 2: Well? I mean it's like it's San Antonio. It's like
conservative town. It's like you can't cheer in your wife
with someone at work.
Speaker 3: I think the thing that got him was his listen.
Speaker 2: I don't give a shit. That's why I gotta say
I don't know. What's happening in their house is rife,
slinging pee everywhere. And he's like, no, I'm good.
Speaker 3: Well, here's his wife hacked his or got into his
Instagram and posted this is my girlfriend of six years,
but I cheated on her with and he names the
woman and then he says, so feel free to continue
following me if you really think I'm a good guy,
because I'm not. Obviously, his old lady got him, She
got him, bro got him fired.
Speaker 2: She's just Maddy won Marrier.
Speaker 3: Probably yeah, oh oh, sorry. One last thing Epstein chess
set has been Did you see the photos of the
Epstein chess set. No, they this is and this is
evidence from when they went through Epstein's possessions and he
had this chess set. Now they've blurred a lot of
the faces because they are obviously famous people. Of course,
the king is Epstein himself. This is a custom chess set.
Look at some of these ladies. Who does that look
like on the left, Boy, it looks like Ivanka Trump,
doesn't it. Yeah, yeah, like Ivanka Trump on the left. Yeah,
that looks like his his girl there? What's her name? Uh?
Speaker 2: Really you think that's a chick? I think that's a guy.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I think it's uh uh look.
Speaker 2: Like one of Donnie Trump's or something.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I was thinking it was what's her name?
Was in jail? What's you know?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Gilain chileis Lane? Yeah, Maxwell and more.
Speaker 2: Yeah. These are obviously those sisters.
Speaker 3: Yes, the sisters. More of them here.
Speaker 2: This is Caitlin Clark. Dude. This is a crazy asque collection.
Speaker 3: Very realistic. Yeah, it's weird, isn't it.
Speaker 2: That looks like Milania Trump right there? Second over?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, totally is this Obama Obviously, that's gotta be Obama, dude,
clearly Obama. I love that they have four them.
Speaker 2: What do that mean? He's a pawn?
Speaker 3: I think so. I was gonna say, yeah, it must
be pawns, right, those have to be pawns. The white
pawns are Obama. And is that the black pawns too
are Obama?
Speaker 2: That's not all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the black and white ponds are Obamas.
Speaker 2: That is so fucking funny, dude.
Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy? You can see it set up here
from a distance.
Speaker 2: They blur, So fucking funny, dude.
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can subject us to all of your thoughts. Dylan Griter
writer Greeter says, why don't you come to Colorado? Sam?
What's your deal? Why don't you come to Colorado.
Speaker 2: Sam, I'm trying, dude, I want to place one club,
but nope.
Speaker 3: They don't. They don't love the trips, is what's the deal? Yeah, Okay,
this guy, this guy whose name is mant Brew says, uh,
he just gifted a Sam Tripoli membership, which will get
you stickers. I believe it gets you. Like custom, you
get a little thing.
Speaker 2: Start uploading my stuff to fucking YouTube.
Speaker 3: Well it gets you. I set it up years ago
for you, Sam. It allows people to get a little
thing next to their name that says Ronan and then
they get a few custom emojis that I made years
ago for you. Uh so yeah, yeah, a few people
signed up. Yeah it's nothing great, but Sam, check this out.
This is from a bad habit. Zach Baggin's Haunted Museum
in Vegas is a house that Jenna Jamison lived in.
Her parents used to do devil worship in the basement.
It's also right next door to a free Masonic A Freemason.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that, dude. I can't believe she turned
to a porn star.
Speaker 3: It's funny. This is the guy.
Speaker 2: Gotta be devastated.
Speaker 3: People are always saying I look like this guy, Zach
Baggins guy, because we both have classes.
Speaker 2: Uh, Johnny, you're such a Zach Baggins.
Speaker 3: Rogan went over there, I think to that place that
I remember him taking a picture over there with that.
I have that stuff scares me anywhere there's like, Johnny.
Speaker 2: Look at this guy shows Sam some love guys. He
gives us so much. I feel like a piece of shit.
I wish I could show, dude, you're fine. It's great.
I love you guys. I love you guys. But sometimes
people just show up and say retard shit in the chat.
How you got pushed back?
Speaker 3: Yes, I agree, yes, yeah, we don't. You know, as
you say, it is free entertainment at the end of
the day. Steve stevel Ken Evil says, uh, he's okay,
good morning. He's talking to someone else here, Good morning.
UFO of the Twitter person is just making a dry joke.
She's cool for real, Okay. I don't know. I don't know.
She was defending it awfully hard in the comments there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it's a dry I think these
people are retards. She's like, it could be. I don't know.
It's like they just want anything.
Speaker 3: I think, well, I think it's in their interest to
keep all the possibilities open and and so you know
that's what sells or you know that's what gets clicks. Sorry,
it's late, folks. Uh, Doctor East something I don't know
what I miss came on during an ad and you
still have me cracking up. Thank you. Oh well, God
bless you, God.
Speaker 2: Bless you, God bless you.
Speaker 3: Sticky Icky Liberty said, why did Lance Twig's mouth move
like Terrence and Philip? I didn't What do you what
videos at? Is there some video of Twigs?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't even dude. That is a great poll. Dude,
that is hilarious because he does look.
Speaker 3: Like well, I see what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Well play dude, give it up for Sticky Licky Liberty.
Speaker 3: Sicky Icky Liberty.
Speaker 6: First, we're going to cover some of the things that
you've already talked about, but to make it as part
of this record, throws what's your name?
Speaker 3: Bull name with middle name or last person last is fine?
Speaker 13: Okay if my name is Lance Twigs and.
Speaker 3: I fucked me.
Speaker 2: The entire cases on this. It's about that like in
his life he's a cat lady and then all of
a sudden he's serious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot deeper voice than I expected.
Speaker 2: Fuck me, I'd fuck me. Yeah. So then do you
see the thing? Did you see the thing about him?
Saint Tyler Robinson's name is Matt?
Speaker 3: Lance Twig said that.
Speaker 2: So they started off right and they're like, okay, we
have to re swear you win, acting like there's a glitch,
and then they swear him in, and then he goes,
how long you've been a roommate with Matt, which is
supposed to be Tyler A. Robinson. This is what I'm
telling you, guys, there's too many there's too many deviations
from the norm for you to take this serious.
Speaker 3: I'll play it fine. Okay.
Speaker 13: My name is Lance Twigs. And do you know Tyler Robinson?
Speaker 3: Yes? I do, well yeah, and it's the same Tyler
Robinson that's been charged with the shooting of Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 13: Yes, before we go on, I realized again, just make
it again. You just don't swear in an issue. Shall
be the truth, the truth and truth. Sorry about that interruption.
Speaker 6: All right, So you said when you first met you
were roommates.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, is that weird? At some point in your ti.
Speaker 13: Your relationship progressed is something more than romance.
Speaker 3: That right? Okay? Yeah, yeah, something different than roommates for sure.
Speaker 2: He used to top you off and you walk for
a week.
Speaker 3: Ex Rod five triple memberships. Wow, thank you dude. Uh
and then Tricky Hickey. Boy, people are really getting a
sticky icky liberty. And then Tricky Hickey.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: How did I miss the show? I was waiting since
three pm, Alaska time. Damn, come to Alaska. Get Ronan
dos is the guy every week? Bro? He asked for Ronan.
Speaker 2: I know I need stickers.
Speaker 3: I don't know it for and I don't even want
to say. I shouldn't say this, it's not in our interest.
But for as much as you give in super chats
requesting stickers, you could easily have printed your own your own.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: Oh you don't suck.
Speaker 2: I do suck.
Speaker 3: You got you got a lot on your plate.
Speaker 2: I know that I got so much plate.
Speaker 3: You have a big play, bro. My plate run it
over your plate. Your cup runneth over and your plate
runneth over both both of them. All right? You got
Sam Neil, the star of Jurassic Park, has passed. Also
rest in peace to Sam Neil, great actor. I think
he was very good in Jurassic Park. Audios, Happy Trails.
You got a word for Sam as we get out
of here.
Speaker 2: Tricky, icky, nice.
Speaker 3: All right bye everybody.
Speaker 2: Bye guys, love you have a great night. Chow Christian.
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