Speaker 1: The world is big and scary, even when you're extraordinary.
Speaker 2: When life won't.
Speaker 1: Go as planned, we all can use a hand. But
Speaker 1: Cocoa doesn't talk to me. Coco doesn't seem to see
Speaker 1: that he.
Speaker 3: Needs a friend.
Speaker 2: Hello, everyone, Welcome once again to Coco the Barberia needs
Speaker 2: a friend. I'm your erstwhile producer Matt Gurley, and with
Speaker 2: me as always, our noble warrior leader and podcast host,
Speaker 2: Coco is the Barbarian.
Speaker 3: Thank you, mad girly man. Very happy to be here,
Speaker 3: very excited to meet our guest today. She's a very
Speaker 3: tough one. I feel like worry on material. Very excited.
Speaker 2: Yes, and up before we get to a guest, of course,
Speaker 2: are our co host. I'm hesitant to say sidekick because
Speaker 2: she usually kicks me under the table when I say that,
Speaker 2: so I'll just say co host red Sona. How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm I'm just great. Matt, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: It unnerves me when you're nice.
Speaker 4: Well you addressed me properly.
Speaker 2: Oh all right.
Speaker 4: Well, and I've been trying this new thing called positive reinforcement.
Speaker 3: Yes, we've both been trying it.
Speaker 2: Have you you've been trying to.
Speaker 3: I haven't been succeeding. But Sana is doing the great
Speaker 3: job with it. Oh thank you, I saw the gave op.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think in general, I conside you to
Speaker 2: be a fairly positive guy. But when you're giving order, orders,
Speaker 2: suggestions a lot of times at that sword point, and
Speaker 2: I don't that's maybe not the kind of positive reinforcement.
Speaker 3: Whether you're trying the same. Do I need to thank
Speaker 3: my sword out? Do we need?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I mean, has we discussed many times on this show.
Speaker 2: You're not allowed to have the sword in the studio.
Speaker 2: You need to check it at security.
Speaker 4: I think, Matt, you could consider letting Coco.
Speaker 3: Have his sword very positive as a form.
Speaker 4: Of positive reinforcement his sword.
Speaker 3: Yes, what if? What if?
Speaker 2: And I'm just spitballing here right on spith of us,
Speaker 2: No what if? Because due to external factors, Coco is
Speaker 2: not allowed to have his sword in the studio.
Speaker 4: The external factors are, of course.
Speaker 2: You, It's not we're just renting here, right. We have
Speaker 2: to follow the landlord's rules.
Speaker 3: But I am the lord down here. I don't think
Speaker 3: it will be the landlord. I've conquered the many lands
Speaker 3: in my time, and I would say that when there's
Speaker 3: a lord who comes up and says, I am the
Speaker 3: lord of this land. I say that, first of all, well,
Speaker 3: I don't think positively this is what's on. I has
Speaker 3: said that. I you know, I tend to think negatively
Speaker 3: about this situation and say to myself what should I
Speaker 3: do with this lord of the land, and then I
Speaker 3: cut the head off. Well, if you would like.
Speaker 2: Again, I can't advocate for this on the air, but
Speaker 2: if you somehow ended up as the landlord of this
Speaker 2: building and you wanted to maybe eliminate or at least
Speaker 2: cut me a deal on the rent, it would really
Speaker 2: be a big help, because the advertising dollars are just
Speaker 2: barely barely cutting it on our rent here.
Speaker 4: Well, of course they're not cutting it.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have his Yeah. Well again, so again trying
Speaker 2: in terms of positive reinforcement. And I know you like
Speaker 2: having the sword. What if you just held this remote
Speaker 2: control like it was your sword.
Speaker 3: Its god, it's sort of a nice grip to it.
Speaker 3: But I don't know when I don't have to slash
Speaker 3: things with it. They they're not really doing much slashing
Speaker 3: and kidding.
Speaker 2: But you can just you know, maybe just for comfort,
Speaker 2: just hold it aloft.
Speaker 3: Well, I suppose that if I I suppose that it
Speaker 3: could be a weapon.
Speaker 4: Are we going to continue doing this?
Speaker 2: Oh? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I know that
Speaker 2: you have a very tight timetable here. So why don't
Speaker 2: we introduce today's guest. We're we're beyond honored to have
Speaker 2: you here with us. Let me introduce to everyone multi
Speaker 2: billionaire tech genius Atheno O'Brien.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3: It's you a very special Guestina. If you want the
Speaker 3: whole my remouth said, you can hold it.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you that's pretty big for him, that's
Speaker 2: really big for me.
Speaker 3: I excited because you I heard about how many companies
Speaker 3: and places that you conquered. And we are looking for concers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I am a conker and we're going to be going
Speaker 3: on the big quest that will be coming to a
Speaker 3: stream near you. You And.
Speaker 2: He's been practicing his his frog kicks in in the pool.
Speaker 2: He really thinks it's a stream. But that's besides the point.
Speaker 2: I gotta say, long before we even dreamed of having
Speaker 2: a podcast together, Uh, Cocoa and I were bartending together
Speaker 2: and we were at it was at the Tiki Shack,
Speaker 2: you remember, and they they were broadcasting your your wedding,
Speaker 2: and I remember when you almost through every one of
Speaker 2: your guests and you're intended into the volcano. I have
Speaker 2: never seen this guy so excited.
Speaker 3: I was so excited. I was jumping up and down.
Speaker 3: And I said to myself, I said to Sauna, I said, Sana,
Speaker 3: we need to be like that. That we need to
Speaker 3: And that's when we walked out of the tiki shack.
Speaker 3: And well, I did slay a few of the people
Speaker 3: now to walk to the volcano, but it was.
Speaker 2: Far yeah, well, yeah, it was on the other side
Speaker 2: of the world.
Speaker 3: I didn't stop me from trying.
Speaker 2: No, I mean you you try and and just to
Speaker 2: be clear, you had to stop you. You actually burned
Speaker 2: the tiki hut to the ground on your way out.
Speaker 3: That's why I went to burn it again. Someday.
Speaker 4: You burned that in my honor.
Speaker 3: Or Well, yeah, I mean it was so impressive when
Speaker 3: everyone falling into the volcano and screaming. I thought to myself,
Speaker 3: that is how how a conker it works. And uh,
Speaker 3: they and I didn't see if you had a sword,
Speaker 3: but it seemed to me that no one was preventing
Speaker 3: you from having a salt then your volcano leer. Okay, good,
Speaker 3: that's what I said. I said that probably they let
Speaker 3: her have a salt. Members she just doesn't want to
Speaker 3: have a salt, doesn't want to get it wet in
Speaker 3: the volcan you no, I understand that.
Speaker 2: Well, if you can find us a volcano with a
Speaker 2: podcast studio, I'm not going to stop you.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: I don't suppose you have one in your portfolio, Miss O'Brien.
Speaker 2: Maybe some corporate synergy, I deny, Yeah, I get that
Speaker 2: a lot. Uh, well, mag Man, I call you Athena. Uh, Athena,
Speaker 2: what's new in the tech world? What can we expect
Speaker 2: from Athena Corp? You know maybe this holiday season that
Speaker 2: I can't afford any of your products.
Speaker 4: No, most people can't. But actually, on that note, uh, Matt,
Speaker 4: may I call you man?
Speaker 2: Oh please, I'm glad somebody does.
Speaker 4: We will be releasing the new Athena com five point three.
Speaker 2: Oh five point three.
Speaker 4: Five point three, Yes.
Speaker 3: Sounds better than like five point one or something.
Speaker 4: You could say. It is two points better in fact, yes, Uh,
Speaker 4: this is going to be a new model that is
Speaker 4: going to be accessible at all price points. We will
Speaker 4: be utilizing a sliding scale, to make sure that we
Speaker 4: get our technology into the hands of as many people as.
Speaker 2: Possible, even someone on a podcast or.
Speaker 4: Salary, even someone on a podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness about the concos people's results that like
Speaker 3: to go around and wear good grease and anco.
Speaker 4: Yes, I believe that's uh in my interest to ensure
Speaker 4: that anybody with ambitions of conquering anything has my technology
Speaker 4: on them at all times.
Speaker 3: This is great, son, though, we have to make sure
Speaker 3: we have a room knapsacks and yeah, car.
Speaker 4: We could add a little foster to your to your
Speaker 4: to your sword sheeth.
Speaker 3: Oh, I would like very much.
Speaker 2: I wish you wouldn't use the word sheath. But that's
Speaker 2: that's me. That's me, that's me. Okay, thanks Sona positive reinforcement, Sona,
Speaker 2: positive reinforcement.
Speaker 4: I feel positive.
Speaker 2: I know you do. Uh so, as you probably are
Speaker 2: aware Athena, that part of the rais on the etra
Speaker 2: of this podcast is that uh Cocoa and Sona are
Speaker 2: assembling a team. They're putting a team of some highly
Speaker 2: skilled people together. We've got Larry Hastings. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you're familiar with his his work.
Speaker 3: I find he's gonna be a fool.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be our gesture.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, that does seem appropriate.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: We had a pretty solid maybe from Christopher walking pretty solid.
Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, little that one.
Speaker 2: He is a little front, but I think I think
Speaker 2: that could come in handy work.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not I'm not scared, but other people
Speaker 3: will be scared of him.
Speaker 2: So, you know, I know you're you know, you've moved
Speaker 2: into the tech space, but you know, we also got
Speaker 2: to know you more or less reality television, through your
Speaker 2: through your wedding, and of course your criminal exploits. Uh
Speaker 2: so I'm sure I know. I mean, I'm sure you don't,
Speaker 2: but uh uh, we're just thinking, you know, if we're
Speaker 2: gonna relaunch this, I p you know, get a movie
Speaker 2: or a streaming a series together. I mean, who better
Speaker 2: to have on a regular or recurring basis. Even I
Speaker 2: know you're a busy woman. We we'd love to see
Speaker 2: Athen O'Brien in there, maybe as a I don't know,
Speaker 2: a dark witch. I mean, I'm just spitballing here.
Speaker 3: I mean, Coco, that's a great one, a fantastic one.
Speaker 3: Who has a volcano lune to those people in the door,
Speaker 3: we love it. Yes, please be all witch hm hm no, uh,
Speaker 3: she's saying no the.
Speaker 2: Witch by Maybe try another.
Speaker 3: So you're always.
Speaker 2: You're always looking for a sword carrier.
Speaker 3: Yes, you want to be a sword car Absolutely not. Okay,
Speaker 3: if I.
Speaker 4: May, you were on the better woul I won't say
Speaker 4: the right track, but a better track with Sorceress and
Speaker 4: then your.
Speaker 2: Colleague producer, I.
Speaker 4: Would recommend against letting him.
Speaker 3: This is why I want to do on the team.
Speaker 3: You can say that we need to ignore mad Girliman. Oh.
Speaker 4: I think you already know that, but I digress. I
Speaker 4: was under the impression that we were here to discuss
Speaker 4: h Shall I say intentions that are not appropriate for streaming?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Well, we are open to a private website streaming us,
Speaker 2: but we would really like the exposure of a Netflix
Speaker 2: or a Disney.
Speaker 3: Plus, I'm not really trying to do anything inappropriate and streams.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to go there for my Ventoin purposes.
Speaker 2: And you know that the commitment could be low an
Speaker 2: episode or two. You were there just for the draw
Speaker 2: of athene O'Brien acting debut es.
Speaker 4: Right, So let me just get this straight. The conquering
Speaker 4: that you intend to do, yes, is the relaunch of
Speaker 4: your failed.
Speaker 2: I P well, I like to say resting. It's a resting.
Speaker 3: Ips, everybody. We haven't gone the way, We're coming back strong.
Speaker 3: We're going to concer.
Speaker 4: Sure, sure, sure, sure, let's pretend if you want, that
Speaker 4: is a resting IP. You're planning to revive your IP
Speaker 4: and that is the conquering. Just want to make sure
Speaker 4: I absolutely understand that when you reached out to Thomas
Speaker 4: and yours, Yes, we have plans to conquer the world
Speaker 4: and need Athena O'Brien involved.
Speaker 3: Yes, this is what you meant exactly. It's our raisins
Speaker 3: of that one. As he said, I, oh, she wait,
Speaker 3: she's going.
Speaker 2: But miss O'Brien is leaving.
Speaker 3: I cannot believe this.
Speaker 2: We've never had anyone walk out of the studio. And
Speaker 2: I didn't even thriven with my so not even with
Speaker 2: the remote, and I was shaped.
Speaker 3: It around a little bit. That was my excitement.
Speaker 2: I was just excited, Sona. I'm particularly shocked because I were.
Speaker 3: You meditating through that whole thing, So that was very
Speaker 3: good at meditate one. So on the meditated for three
Speaker 3: and a half days on top of the mountain side
Speaker 3: where there were goats that were standing on hell because
Speaker 3: she was still like the mountain that she was a
Speaker 3: place where goats thought that they could go. She ate them,
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'd love to hear more about that story.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just another shock that you too, You know,
Speaker 2: bloodthirsty warriors just let a guest walk off your podcast?
Speaker 3: Well, who do you think we are? Mad? We don't
Speaker 3: just slough the people who walk out on our podcast.
Speaker 3: We wouldn't have anyone come into our podcast.
Speaker 4: What do you think of us? I mean, gosh, besides,
Speaker 4: isn't it your job to be taking care of the guests?
Speaker 3: Right? Yes? It is?
Speaker 2: And I guess actually, while we're dumping on that, I
Speaker 2: guess it's time to address what happened after our last
Speaker 2: guest was here.
Speaker 4: You're really not doing a very good job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we were all valued disappoint going to.
Speaker 4: Bring it up because it wouldn't have been positive reinforcement. No,
Speaker 4: but now it seems to be something of a pattern.
Speaker 2: Of no, no, no, no, no, they shouldn't be walking Okay, Well,
Speaker 2: first of all, she that was the exit, so she's
Speaker 2: allowed to go out the exit. She just went a
Speaker 2: little early. But I guess what you're referring to is.
Speaker 2: Uh So the last time we recorded, we had a
Speaker 2: very special guest on. We had the great actor Larry Hastings.
Speaker 2: He's going to be arful, so he had to stick
Speaker 2: around to sign the typical waivers get fitted for his
Speaker 2: gest or outfit. So everyone was sort of hanging around,
Speaker 2: and uh, you know when we do these shows, I
Speaker 2: have a coffee or two or five, and so I
Speaker 2: really had to go. So, you know, just outside the
Speaker 2: studio here, we've got a little restroom. Uh you know,
Speaker 2: as usual post show cocoes downstairs fighting with the security guard.
Speaker 2: Did you touch my sword? What are these smudges? Blah
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah. And I went right into the bathroom,
Speaker 2: which was I have to stress again not locked.
Speaker 3: To keep saying that, and keep saying that.
Speaker 4: It sounds like something somebody would say if it Wow.
Speaker 2: Could I have gotten in if it was locked?
Speaker 3: You're almost as bad as that secure they got. Oh,
Speaker 3: how could I have dodged your soul? It's in the
Speaker 3: locked box?
Speaker 2: Would So anyway, I went through this open bathroom door
Speaker 2: and there was Larry doing what the devil made him do.
Speaker 3: I guess Lally was very upset about this.
Speaker 2: Larry was, you know at first? Yeah, anger, obviously, anger,
Speaker 2: a little embarrassment.
Speaker 4: Maybe I would be angry if somebody walked through a
Speaker 4: door where I had.
Speaker 2: Locked to the door was open, I would not I
Speaker 2: could not have gone in unless the door was open.
Speaker 2: But anyway, you know, I froze, I froze. There's Larry
Speaker 2: on his throne, as you will. And I I just said,
Speaker 2: you know, I I saw you in Speed the Plow
Speaker 2: a couple of years ago, and that that really that content? Wait?
Speaker 4: Wait, why why have you given him a throne?
Speaker 2: He's our It was just it was not a real throne. Yes, yes, tail.
Speaker 4: We knew two things.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know anything.
Speaker 4: Three things that you've done wrong? Yeah, I would even
Speaker 4: so far as to say I would say badly?
Speaker 2: What? So, first of all, let's just clear it up.
Speaker 2: When I say thrown, I mean the toilet. It's just
Speaker 2: a nice way of saying toilet.
Speaker 3: You want my throne to be?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Are you implying that he belongs in a toy?
Speaker 2: No? No, Larry Hastings the only throne Larry is worthy of.
Speaker 3: What do you think my clown is going to be
Speaker 3: a plano, that my septle is going to be but
Speaker 3: that I would say maybe like the it's not going
Speaker 3: to be a toilet? How dare you?
Speaker 4: How dare you?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry and I would like to apologize again to
Speaker 2: Mentor Hastings and his family because this story has really
Speaker 2: gone viral. Although you know, actually we had to hear
Speaker 2: about it from from the house he.
Speaker 3: Did well, yes, because a security god who was like someone.
Speaker 4: Is again because he got distracted and then he told
Speaker 4: us again.
Speaker 2: The security guy did have to come up because he
Speaker 2: was a witness. I had to give a statement to HR.
Speaker 2: These are things, you know. Thank god the police did.
Speaker 2: Larry would have had every right to call the cops.
Speaker 2: I just walked, Yeah, I know you did. You're just
Speaker 2: a drama queen.
Speaker 4: Sorry, King, this is not very positive.
Speaker 2: No, no, And you know what else, while we're going
Speaker 2: down the negative road, you really got Matt Gurley riled
Speaker 2: up today. Yeah. Really, okay, here we are. I have
Speaker 2: gone through all the trouble of making you this podcast,
Speaker 2: putting it together, engineering it, getting the guest editing it
Speaker 2: can't keep the editing it for content and violence. And
Speaker 2: our only goal is to get your ip back in
Speaker 2: the mainstream, get a movie going, get a streaming series.
Speaker 2: Deal going and what do I see? It's opening in
Speaker 2: the theaters right now, but another Red Sonia movie.
Speaker 3: I cannot I told you not to bring this up.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Coco, but I'm just so angry. I'm angry
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 3: I'm futil us. I cannot believe that she would do
Speaker 3: this again.
Speaker 2: So you used to be very close, you, you know,
Speaker 2: you in you know, back when when your ip was hot,
Speaker 2: there was a trilogy of movies. You got two, she
Speaker 2: got one. You just seem to be an inseparable pair.
Speaker 2: And now here she is off on her own, rebooting
Speaker 2: where we haven't seen, hiding her hair of Coco.
Speaker 3: I call her up and I say, can I be
Speaker 3: in the movie? I can do a lot of good stuff.
Speaker 2: Well, you.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't talk to Well, what I mean is calling my guy.
Speaker 3: I saw about the movie, and so I called out
Speaker 3: into the sky. Why while I was you? Because she
Speaker 3: didn't put me in her movie. That's right, because as
Speaker 3: you know, and of course I also said that you
Speaker 3: should put Sana in the movie because is great and
Speaker 3: the meditates on the mountain with goats. It's what I
Speaker 3: said when I chouded to the Matt backed me up here.
Speaker 2: You were shouted, I see the sky and it was
Speaker 2: it wasn't a cry of ecstasy. It was it was
Speaker 2: a cry of anger, pain, pain. Coco has feelings too, Yes,
Speaker 2: of course, when I.
Speaker 4: See you're saying that he has feelings.
Speaker 3: For her, I'm to swing in the behaved Hell yeah.
Speaker 2: And we were outside, so we had his sword and
Speaker 2: he was swinging it recklessly. It was I.
Speaker 3: Came came real close to It's almost.
Speaker 2: He did take a good chunk out of my hair
Speaker 2: and I have to part it in kind of a
Speaker 2: weird way. Now, yeah, almost, poor Harleton. But you know,
Speaker 2: I again, I feel like we're really getting into it
Speaker 2: this episode. And I'm really enjoying this because this you know,
Speaker 2: your reaction, sona mm hmm. It feels like it's given
Speaker 2: me the freedom to ask this question, what what exactly
Speaker 2: he is? Your relationship with Coco.
Speaker 3: It's complicated. It's complicated, very complicated.
Speaker 4: Far too complicated for you to understand the bathroom ball
Speaker 4: and goats.
Speaker 3: It's very complicated to all. That's why I put physicists
Speaker 3: on our list of people.
Speaker 2: Listen, I Neil de grass Tyson will not recare my
Speaker 2: phone calls. You know, actually as I think about it,
Speaker 2: I actually walked in on him in the bathroom. Wants
Speaker 2: to Yeah, I was that was what I was like
Speaker 2: I was doing. It was a catering thing at the
Speaker 2: Leonard Auditorium.
Speaker 4: You are asking very invasive questions to deflect from the
Speaker 4: fact that you're doing a bad job.
Speaker 3: That's why, Yes, unlike.
Speaker 2: I mean, hold on, hold on past the job, hold
Speaker 2: on job. So let's let's let's let's look at my
Speaker 2: track record. Larry Hastings, he's in. He's in. He's your
Speaker 2: new Harlton, he's your fool, your jester. You're so excited
Speaker 2: that Larry on board number two. Christopher walking a solid
Speaker 2: maybe a solid maybe for being both on this show
Speaker 2: and in your in your.
Speaker 3: Group, anybody they could have gotten because of a walk.
Speaker 4: I don't know that he's walking everywhere.
Speaker 2: You go and and so you walk.
Speaker 4: Down the street, there's walking.
Speaker 2: Yes, I do feel that way sometimes, but so you know,
Speaker 2: a solid yes maybe, And now Athena, that's our first No,
Speaker 2: I mean I'm essentially two for three.
Speaker 3: I'm more like a one than a half for three.
Speaker 3: And maybe, but though you're not counting all of the
Speaker 3: other failures that you had in the paw asked, like,
Speaker 3: when you didn't burn down the take your hot and
Speaker 3: we had to do it for you every single time.
Speaker 4: We talked to the security guard.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's true. And when I had for my sword
Speaker 3: and insteade, you gave me this thing with buttons on
Speaker 3: it that I'm spoused to swing around like that. This
Speaker 3: is why thin the left.
Speaker 4: Although she didn't say no, that's true. Maybe she just
Speaker 4: had to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Maybe I should go find out. No, okay, all right,
Speaker 2: you know she didn't say no with her mouth, but
Speaker 2: she said it with her eyes.
Speaker 3: They should have some positive thinking matter. So on the
Speaker 3: titlem about how to think positively about this?
Speaker 4: You have to clear your mind, be very still.
Speaker 3: We don't have any goats, so.
Speaker 4: You know, just oh, maybe you can stand on him.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh no, please please don't.
Speaker 4: And then and you just you pick sure the blood
Speaker 4: of your enemies flowing down your face, flowing.
Speaker 3: And sinking, and you can hear the lamentations of their families.
Speaker 4: You think of this is commons, and you think of
Speaker 4: the smell of flesh.
Speaker 3: Burning and horses going all over.
Speaker 4: The horses, horses trampling.
Speaker 3: Break heads on pie.
Speaker 2: All right, what about that? How about this? How about this?
Speaker 2: How about this? It's a nice cool day. You're sitting
Speaker 2: on a a pristine hill of crisp grass, and.
Speaker 3: The armies come over the hill, and then you can.
Speaker 4: Wars just as they march over the horizon.
Speaker 2: Getting in the hang of this, mad I think, you
Speaker 2: know what, I think I am betting the hang of it.
Speaker 2: I think I am betting the hang excellent. And I
Speaker 2: think maybe you know, we'll just leave it. We'll leave
Speaker 2: it there this week good, because there's no way I'm
Speaker 2: going to be able to sleep tonight with any of
Speaker 2: those images in my head. And honestly, frankly, ever since
Speaker 2: I walked in on Larry Hastings in the bathroom, I
Speaker 2: have not slept a wink.
Speaker 3: Well you should, then you should feel bad about it.
Speaker 4: You should feel good that man has so much hair
Speaker 4: on his body. We don't need.
Speaker 2: To know that. Also, who goes completely nude.
Speaker 3: That's just it in the bathroom, that's good.
Speaker 2: He said he didn't want to wrinkle.
Speaker 4: His clothes for his it's a new costume. It only
Speaker 4: makes sense. I can't believe you didn't think of that.
Speaker 2: I mean, he wasn't In his gesture costume. We we
Speaker 2: only had just got his measurements.
Speaker 4: Well maybe he was preparing I don't know, he was.
Speaker 2: Preparing something, let me tell you. In fact, you got
Speaker 2: him as a jester, but a dark wizard might actually
Speaker 2: be more appropriate. But anyway, what we've done since then
Speaker 2: is we we've put an automatic sensor on the door.
Speaker 2: So if anybody's in there, there's a big red neon
Speaker 2: sign that says no Mat, just so I know, don't
Speaker 2: open the door.
Speaker 3: If somebody's name is no Matt, then they're going to
Speaker 3: think that they should go in the door.
Speaker 2: You got me there, You got me there.
Speaker 3: See, these are the things you should think of.
Speaker 4: Why he's not doing job?
Speaker 2: Well, I have to ask before we wrap things up.
Speaker 2: We started talking about we got a little sidetracked by
Speaker 2: a great many things. Are you gonna go see? I
Speaker 2: mean I think I know the answer. Are you gonna
Speaker 2: go see the Red Sonia movie? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean no, no, I'm not going to see it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to see that nonsense. Why would you?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, indeed, why would In fact, I'm going to
Speaker 3: go to the movie. Did I with my sword?
Speaker 2: That's what I was afraid of?
Speaker 3: Ft down and I will cut down the screen with
Speaker 3: my sword so that no one else can see.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you, have you ever successfully sat through
Speaker 2: a movie, because you also mentioned in the last episode
Speaker 2: that sometimes you like to climb the screens like your
Speaker 2: King Kong or something.
Speaker 3: Talking about Matt, I always sit through movies. I got
Speaker 3: a hole in the screen and then I go through it.
Speaker 5: That's how that's how you get walk through. Yeah, sliced
Speaker 5: cono through the movie.
Speaker 2: I guess, no wonder we're going bankrupt. So many damage bills,
Speaker 2: so many damage bills, and no one will insure you this.
Speaker 2: This series is never going to get off the ground
Speaker 2: if we can't get you inshored.
Speaker 3: So we're not the flying machine that with just the
Speaker 3: podcast and then we're know that we're going on thee
Speaker 3: oh you know again.
Speaker 2: I feel like Matt Gurley is really he's really feeling
Speaker 2: his oats this week because you know, I don't you know,
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to bring this up, but you just
Speaker 2: keep digging into me. And so yes, I walked in
Speaker 2: on Larry Hastings in the bathroom, but just a few
Speaker 2: months ago, who was popping into every single bathroom at
Speaker 2: the Philly Cheese Steak pro am it was you, Coco.
Speaker 3: Well, of course I had to let everybody know that
Speaker 3: we were coming.
Speaker 4: Back to that event. I did to make sure people
Speaker 4: knew about the podcast, to make connections and and to
Speaker 4: spread the word. And that is exactly what Coco did.
Speaker 2: Exactly what you're complaining.
Speaker 3: Do You're complaining even though I showed the initiative in
Speaker 3: choosing a place where everybody goes. The bathroom, everybody goes,
Speaker 3: so that's where I go.
Speaker 4: To, wasn't locked.
Speaker 2: I just don't understand why it's okay when Coco does something,
Speaker 2: and it's not okay when I just because I.
Speaker 3: Am a conquer and the king and I do it right, then.
Speaker 4: I has no boundaries. That's right, and that's the way
Speaker 4: it's supposed to be.
Speaker 3: From you is the king.
Speaker 2: Well, I have to do something serious reflection. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm gonna make this promise to both
Speaker 2: of you. Matt Gurley is going to work on Matt Gurley.
Speaker 3: Ew Coco.
Speaker 2: The Barbarian Needs a Friend was created, produced and edited
Speaker 2: by J. Michael D'Angelis, Music and sound effects by Pete Barry.
Speaker 2: Executive producers Pete Barry, J Michael D'Angelis, John Dalgan, and
Speaker 2: Page Clanecki. This is a completely real celebrity interview podcast.
Speaker 2: But if it wasn't, then Coca the Barbarian was played
Speaker 2: by Bob Killian and Red Sona and Atheno O'Brien was
Speaker 2: played by Ashley Banks. I'm Matt Gurley and definitely no
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Speaker 2: twenty twenty five. Extraordinary Missions Limited.
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