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Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to the Cults of Conspiracy. My name's Jonathan,
Speaker 2: I'm Jacob, and tonight we are getting into another live show.
Speaker 3: This is going to be a beautiful baby.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a beautiful time with all of the
Speaker 2: good Cult members with that third eye all the way opened.
Speaker 2: This is it's become a beautiful thing, and we will
Speaker 2: start to accept everybody in.
Speaker 3: Damn. We already got a lot of people in the
Speaker 3: waiting room, no doubt.
Speaker 1: Let's out And if any guys listen to this on
Speaker 1: the day after, the Wednesday after and you want to
Speaker 1: be a part of this, look, come check us out
Speaker 1: on Patreon, Come join the live on Tuesday nights. Come
Speaker 1: be a part of the Cult collective if you will,
Speaker 1: we are in the Cult communion, the Cult gathering, whatever
Speaker 1: you want to call it. Look, it's not like you
Speaker 1: got anything else better going on on Tuesday night. Let's
Speaker 1: be honest. Tuesday's kind of suck.
Speaker 2: So they do is what we do. You know, It's
Speaker 2: it's all about making Tuesdays great again. And that's what
Speaker 2: we're here to do, baby, because I have a feeling
Speaker 2: that back when we were Neanderthals and you know, cave
Speaker 2: people dwelling within the darkness and just behind maybe a
Speaker 2: singular flame. After we discovered fire, I imagine back in
Speaker 2: those days, Tuesdays were fucking lit. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: Like nobody was probably waking up saying fuck Tuesday, dude.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, I've never asked you, Jonathan, as far
Speaker 1: as we've talked about history and forgotten history and all
Speaker 1: these things. Okay, what is your take on cave people?
Speaker 1: Do you believe that humans were Neanderthals at one point?
Speaker 1: Do you believe that's as faking gay as the dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever actually asked you your, uh,
Speaker 1: your real hot take on that.
Speaker 2: You know, I never really put a whole lot of
Speaker 2: thought into it. I kind of just always assumed that
Speaker 2: maybe we we started that way. But the more I
Speaker 2: look into it, I'm gonna be real with you. They
Speaker 2: so you know how they say that like the human
Speaker 2: body is basically made up of. I think it's like
Speaker 2: like ninety seven percent of what we're made up of
Speaker 2: is in the universe, literally like stardust, Like all.
Speaker 1: Oh, if you mean like on the periodic table. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Speaker 3: Like right.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is is that it's not natural specifically
Speaker 2: only to Earth, but of the entire universe as well.
Speaker 2: And so some people were doing a little bit of research,
Speaker 2: I guess, looking into DNA and seeing how far it
Speaker 2: date dates back and everything, and turns out that our
Speaker 2: DNA is actually older than the Earth itself, which suggests me,
Speaker 2: which suggests that we might have come from somewhere else.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent with you with you so like Auto
Speaker 1: the Iceman. You've heard of this guy.
Speaker 3: Right, Auto the Iceman.
Speaker 1: No, So in the perma frost, you remember they heard
Speaker 1: about wooly mammoth. They discovered a wooly mammoth that was
Speaker 1: they were like dethawing it, right, same thing with Auto
Speaker 1: Otto the Iceman, a guy, a Neanderthal cave dweller type
Speaker 1: quote unquote. If we are to believe these narratives, and uh,
Speaker 1: I'm just curious that I'm not like trying to debunk it.
Speaker 1: I've genuinely never asked you. Do you believe that the
Speaker 1: Neanderthals of the cave dwellers were uh lesser evolved humans
Speaker 1: on a spiritual platform? Do you believe that Neanderthals and
Speaker 1: these cave people didn't actually exist? There's no wrong answers here.
Speaker 1: I'm just curious.
Speaker 2: I I can't say one hundred percent, dude, Like, I
Speaker 2: think that even the idea that we came from another planet,
Speaker 2: is it all really seems far fetched if you really
Speaker 2: think about it, like whether we came from cave people,
Speaker 2: we came from another planet or whatever. But I'm I'm
Speaker 2: of the belief that I just I don't trust our history,
Speaker 2: and our history seems a little bit too like like
Speaker 2: looking back at it that way, it seems too simple
Speaker 2: to say that, you know, we just eventually evolved and
Speaker 2: this is where we are. Like, because if the idea
Speaker 2: is is that we were formed in God's image, if
Speaker 2: you want to go all the way back there, do
Speaker 2: you think fucking he meant cavemen?
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I mean, just my hot take on that, I think
Speaker 1: when they said that we were made in God's image,
Speaker 1: I think like two eyes forward facing head, two ears
Speaker 1: that type of thing I did, Neanderthal versus human versus
Speaker 1: great alien type like look, who's to say?
Speaker 2: But like, you know, but all right, so that's image.
Speaker 2: But what if image is short for imagination? What if
Speaker 2: we were made in God's imagination kind of thing?
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. I mean that maybe we
Speaker 3: would have like the what I mean, it's.
Speaker 2: Not as it's said, I mean, is an image and imagination,
Speaker 2: they're kind of it's.
Speaker 1: A cult culture kind of the same thing. It's not.
Speaker 1: It's not the same word.
Speaker 2: Brother, I don't know, just throwing it out the Hey,
Speaker 2: I'm a thinking fucking man, Jacob, all right, Is there
Speaker 2: is there an issue with a thinking brain that is
Speaker 2: just pondering all the time? Is that not what we
Speaker 2: try and teach all the good cult members out there
Speaker 2: to open up their third eye and think beyond the
Speaker 2: realms of judgment?
Speaker 1: No doubt. I just had never asked you about Neanderthals
Speaker 1: or cave people or whatever. I didn't know if you
Speaker 1: had a hot taker, if there was even a hot
Speaker 1: take to be had.
Speaker 2: You asked me my opinion, and then you judge. Shame
Speaker 2: on you. I didn't shame on you.
Speaker 1: I didn't judge based off your opinion.
Speaker 2: Dude, calm, calm thine self, calm thine tits no.
Speaker 1: Calamity that is thine manmoryes.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, buddy. So anyhow, welcome to the cult, Live
Speaker 2: good cult members. That was a typical conversation that Jacob
Speaker 2: and I would probably have in real life, uly, because
Speaker 2: even though we are so different, we are the bestest
Speaker 2: of friends, and I think that that's what makes this
Speaker 2: this union so beautiful.
Speaker 1: So indeed, let's thank y'all everybody for joining in on
Speaker 1: this Tuesday. We have quite a number of people, And
Speaker 1: tell you what, I'm gonna go ahead and open up
Speaker 1: the chat now just to see where we're at. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try. I'm gonna try this Tuesday to stay on
Speaker 1: the chat y'all. We're gonna like stay up to date
Speaker 1: with it and like try to get to everything here.
Speaker 1: A lot of what ups, subs, greetings, what up? What up?
Speaker 1: Day walker? Welcome? What do you think about the different
Speaker 1: types of skulls and brain capacity? Not sure exactly what
Speaker 1: you mean by that basic basic cave bitch, although based
Speaker 1: off Caveman, basic cave bitch. If you want to unmute yourself,
Speaker 1: and h elaborate a little bit. I would love to hear.
Speaker 2: So we have a basic cave bitch and a new
Speaker 2: age caveman. Shout out to Trician, What up, dude, Yo?
Speaker 1: I didn't see new age cave Tristan.
Speaker 4: How are you doing?
Speaker 1: Boys? How you doing?
Speaker 3: Solid bro?
Speaker 1: Basic cave bitch? What did it do? It's me?
Speaker 3: I just you already knew what was going to be.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I gotta change it. Oh, welcome, welcome.
Speaker 5: I got to keep you guys on your toes figuring
Speaker 5: out what my name is gonna be. I I was
Speaker 5: thinking because I was like, well, you know, what do
Speaker 5: you think about the different different types of skulls they've
Speaker 5: discovered with the different types of brain capacity, because like,
Speaker 5: the whole thing about the evolution was that the brain
Speaker 5: capacity was not a to date. Like, that's what made
Speaker 5: us so different was as they evolved, their brain's capacity
Speaker 5: actually became bigger. Hence that the ones with the bigger
Speaker 5: skulls but had the smaller brains that still were pretty dumb,
Speaker 5: and like, as it moves forward through like the two
Speaker 5: point five million years, pretty much, then you get to
Speaker 5: the ones that are more closer to us. So I
Speaker 5: was wondering, you know, since we're talking about cave people
Speaker 5: and happens to be a subject I like quite a bit, So.
Speaker 1: No doubt, I'm not gonna lie. I didn't know I
Speaker 1: had to do with the size of the brain. I
Speaker 1: thought it had to do with the capability of the
Speaker 1: brain that's within the skull, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: not just the pineal glam although that's a base, that's
Speaker 1: a that's a genuine example, right, Like the Neanderthal probably
Speaker 1: had a smaller pineal gland than your homo erectus type.
Speaker 1: That's at least what I thought. But to say that
Speaker 1: the skulls were different and the brains themselves were different,
Speaker 1: I honestly haven't done. Let's research into it, Jonathan.
Speaker 2: Your take, well, the skulls were probably a little bit bigger,
Speaker 2: the brains were probably a little bit bigger because we
Speaker 2: didn't have retards like Bill Gates saying that we should
Speaker 2: cut down our trees. I mean, that's that just seems
Speaker 2: to be a smaller brain kind of idea, I think.
Speaker 2: But on a serious note, I think that you know,
Speaker 2: anything's possible, and I literally question everything, and yes, I
Speaker 2: want to be that person who believes in fossil fuels
Speaker 2: and or fossil records rather and be that person that
Speaker 2: wants to you know, dust off dinosaur bones and.
Speaker 3: Shit like that.
Speaker 2: But the problem is is that there's been so many lies.
Speaker 2: And I get it, you don't want to throw the
Speaker 2: baby out with the bathwater. But by looking at fossil
Speaker 2: records and saying do you absolutely believe everything that comes
Speaker 2: out of there, that's like saying, let's just believe NASA
Speaker 2: on everything, even though they've been caught in so many
Speaker 2: different scams.
Speaker 3: It's kind of the same thing, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Bro It's hard to not right, It's hard to not
Speaker 1: be like, ah, well, you don't wanna yo. The first example,
Speaker 1: the Bronosaurus little foot, a complete fucking lie. That dinosaur
Speaker 1: never existed, the long neck with the whole the you know,
Speaker 1: the big ass body and these long necks of the
Speaker 1: head at the top. Come to find out, Bronosaurus is
Speaker 1: there's never been a skeletal remain of a Bronosaurus ever recovered. Ever.
Speaker 1: The first person that discovered them quote unquote like duct
Speaker 1: taped together three different dinosaurs and said, look, I found
Speaker 1: a new species and ran with it. So like to
Speaker 1: your point, Jonathan, you don't wanna you want to believe
Speaker 1: the stories we were told. You want to believe the
Speaker 1: shit in the Natural History Museum. Like that's that makes sense, right,
Speaker 1: it checks out. But then very very basic looking through
Speaker 1: and you could tell the bullshit and chicanery is already
Speaker 1: already just laden throughout the story of the dinosaurs. It's
Speaker 1: it's difficult. I get it.
Speaker 2: Don't fucking spin on me and tell me it's raining.
Speaker 2: I can see that you're spinning on me, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like.
Speaker 1: If you're Yeah, usually I don't, don't piss on me
Speaker 1: and call it rain. But yo, if somebody's spitting enough
Speaker 1: to call it rain, like damn, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean piss, spit whatever, it ain't rain, no matter
Speaker 2: what it is. Steph we see you with your hand up.
Speaker 3: What'd it do?
Speaker 4: She said?
Speaker 2: Hold on, let me find this on mute button right quick, Definie,
Speaker 2: there we go.
Speaker 6: Sorry, slow with the unmute button. So good. Happy Tuesday.
Speaker 6: This is my favorite day of the week. Oddly enough,
Speaker 6: you guys have made Tuesdays like the greatest day of
Speaker 6: the week. It's like my Friday.
Speaker 1: Oh thank you, we love you. Stephanie.
Speaker 3: We feel the same way.
Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, for.
Speaker 6: Sure, for sure, for sure it's fun to hang out
Speaker 6: with Colt fam, no doubt. So when it comes to
Speaker 6: bigfoot in Sasquatch, I have listened to probably thousands of encounters,
Speaker 6: and one of the biggest I think it's scientific. I
Speaker 6: I probably forget more than I remember at this point
Speaker 6: when it comes to like, you know, research, But when
Speaker 6: I looked into it's it's the gigantic pithecus, right, And
Speaker 6: they were able to find a piece of DNA, which
Speaker 6: I think is the tooth and recreate the creature. That
Speaker 6: would be like what looks like a modern day Sasquatch.
Speaker 6: And I think what I'm concerned about is like that
Speaker 6: has been like my my, like that's been like my
Speaker 6: foundation of Like I think Sasquatches are real. I think
Speaker 6: it's like a living breathing human or living breathing creature,
Speaker 6: like a three dimensional creature. But it kind of sounds
Speaker 6: like I wonder if they faked that piece of DNA
Speaker 6: when it comes to like the gig Antipithecus, I think
Speaker 6: is the name of the creature, but it kind of
Speaker 6: sounds like it's dinosaurs lately to me. If that makes sense.
Speaker 6: It might just be like fake and made up, like
Speaker 6: like space.
Speaker 2: I want to believe in the Sasquatch, like I want
Speaker 2: to believe that all those you know, at least some
Speaker 2: of the pictures are real. And how can you not,
Speaker 2: especially with Skinwalker Ranch and all the crazy cryptids. How
Speaker 2: many cryptids are out there that are very well known.
Speaker 2: I would feel like the Bigfoot falls into that category.
Speaker 2: So why wouldn't he be real or.
Speaker 3: She or they?
Speaker 2: I don't know what they fucking identify as.
Speaker 1: We need to get Scott Pace back on the show.
Speaker 1: Bro Scott.
Speaker 2: I love Scott, but he gets he gets a little
Speaker 2: too excited talking about this kind of shit and it
Speaker 2: goes like into a weird spiritual realm, which trust me,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm all for. But like, I feel like there
Speaker 2: there are two sectors of the Bigfoot community, and he's
Speaker 2: in the shunned one, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Like, it's in the shunned section of the Bigfoot community.
Speaker 2: He has to be dude like, because dude, I've I
Speaker 2: follow like a bunch of like bigfoot pages on Instagram
Speaker 2: and Facebook and shit like that, and literally there are
Speaker 2: certain Bigfoot pages that we'll say if you were like,
Speaker 2: in order to join this group, if you are somebody
Speaker 2: who believes in the spiritual, translucent, interdimensional Bigfoot, don't even
Speaker 2: try and join us, like they literally are shunned, Like.
Speaker 3: Don't like miss us with all that bullshit.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to say that that's not real, because
Speaker 2: I don't know what's not real. Dude, you remember that
Speaker 2: one time that you know that fucking I just I
Speaker 2: just remembered that, But like, you remember that one time
Speaker 2: we were over at Christy's studio and and I was like, Christy,
Speaker 2: you know, it would be nice if, like, you know,
Speaker 2: it's cool all the things that you talk about, but
Speaker 2: it's it's almost like there's no real manifestation of making
Speaker 2: any of this thing, any of these things kind of physical,
Speaker 2: right right, And literally that night, I get a call
Speaker 2: from Luisa, and Luis's like there's somebody knocking at door
Speaker 2: and it sounds really fucking loud. It was like midnight
Speaker 2: whenever this shit was happened. Yes, I get it, it
Speaker 2: was a trailer park whatever. But but the crazy thing
Speaker 2: is is that I didn't really believe her, and so
Speaker 2: I end up going home because we were done with
Speaker 2: our show for the night and we leave Christie's studio
Speaker 2: head back to the crib, and over there, I'm like,
Speaker 2: she's all like tripping and everything. Because that was when
Speaker 2: Bam was like a couple months old, I think, and
Speaker 2: get over there, and I'm like, it probably ain't no
Speaker 2: big deal, bro. Five minutes of me being home, I
Speaker 2: go out and I'm home. I'm sitting in the living
Speaker 2: room and all you.
Speaker 3: Hear is too too too.
Speaker 2: Like banging on the front door. It's late as fuck.
Speaker 2: It's like one o'clock in the morning now, And I
Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck is that, dude. I look
Speaker 2: out my door or I look out my window. There's
Speaker 2: nothing there. I look out the little peephole in the door,
Speaker 2: nothing there. And I was like, I mean, did somebody
Speaker 2: just like smoke a bunch of crack and decided not
Speaker 2: to have any patience for me to come open the
Speaker 2: door or what I know, it's a trailer park, I.
Speaker 1: Get it, and so possibly.
Speaker 2: So I was like, that's weird whatever, And so it
Speaker 2: kind of scared me on some real shit because that's
Speaker 2: it's late, you know, like if that was like like
Speaker 2: seven or six in the evening or whatever, like it
Speaker 2: wouldn't be that crazy.
Speaker 3: But it was so late.
Speaker 2: You're banging so hard, and I'm like, what the fuck.
Speaker 2: And so literally it was like two minutes later, somebody
Speaker 2: bangs on my back door.
Speaker 3: Do doo doo, doo doo, And I was like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck.
Speaker 2: I go out and I opened the curtain. I try
Speaker 2: and look out the window. Nothing's there. And I'm not
Speaker 2: like waiting minutes to go and look, I'm I'm going
Speaker 2: right to that back door as soon as somebody's banging
Speaker 2: at this door. Right Nothing, nobody, no sign of life anywhere.
Speaker 2: And so then we call the cops. And we called
Speaker 2: the cops and we were just like, look, somebody, something
Speaker 2: is banging at the door. I don't know what the
Speaker 2: hell it is. They're banging really loud. It's becoming kind
Speaker 2: of a nuisance. It's really late, And so the cops
Speaker 2: get there like five minutes. You know, one of the
Speaker 2: times that the cocks caught the cocks. The cops actually
Speaker 2: get there on time, and it was nice. The cops
Speaker 2: get there and they're like, all right, well we're gonna
Speaker 2: we're gonna search the.
Speaker 3: Property and and see whatever.
Speaker 2: You know, Uh, we live in a trailer and some
Speaker 2: of the skirting was actually like ripped off or whatever
Speaker 2: because of the hurricanes have gone through and shit. And
Speaker 2: so they were checking underneath the underneath the trailer where
Speaker 2: the skirting's at, and looking all around the property and everything,
Speaker 2: and they were like they couldn't find anything. They come
Speaker 2: and the policemen they come knocked back up on my
Speaker 2: door and and uh, it's tripping me out because Dirdy
Speaker 2: Sanchez has two different views. Well yeah, yeah, but they
Speaker 2: well hold on, let me finish telling it real quick.
Speaker 2: This was the craziest part. And so the cops they
Speaker 2: come back up to the door and they're like, they're like,
Speaker 2: are you sure that there was somebody banging at the door?
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, that's why we called you.
Speaker 2: And they were like, uh, what was the question that
Speaker 2: they asked? They were like, are you sure it was human?
Speaker 2: Remember that? We were like, what do you mean? Are
Speaker 2: you sure it's human? Is a dog getting up on
Speaker 2: their fucking hind legs and banging at the door? No,
Speaker 2: like that hard like a grizzly bear. I don't even
Speaker 2: know if we have grizzly bears. But there's not going
Speaker 2: to be some kind of cryptid And so That's what
Speaker 2: I thought was really strange.
Speaker 1: And Louisiana the best you could hope for as a
Speaker 1: black bear. And I hate to break it to you,
Speaker 1: not in our neck of the woods.
Speaker 2: Brother, I agree, And so it was really strange that
Speaker 2: we just so happened to have that conversation with Christy
Speaker 2: literally earlier on that day. Then we experienced that, and
Speaker 2: then the cop asked, are you sure it was human?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Are we talking about aliens? Are we talking about Bigfoot?
Speaker 2: What the hell is going on here?
Speaker 1: What I'll say is, as far as the conspiracy community goes,
Speaker 1: you see Scott Pasing he said, like, you know, the
Speaker 1: Bigfoot stuff, and he goes super spiritual with it. Have
Speaker 1: you noticed kind of a trend with every conspiracy person
Speaker 1: we ever have on the show. Ever, it could be
Speaker 1: flat earth and somehow they could take that to be
Speaker 1: super science or super spiritual, and like that's just how
Speaker 1: it goes. Bigfoot, same thing, jfk assassination, fuck it like
Speaker 1: they do that, they turn it into spirituality and they
Speaker 1: Donald Trump's obviously the Saints are the Antichrist? Like, bro,
Speaker 1: what what I don't I don't.
Speaker 2: See how that is crazy to you being a Christian
Speaker 2: like you look at the at the Bible very literally.
Speaker 1: Because everything has to be spiritually motivated.
Speaker 2: Are we not spiritual beings live in a human existence?
Speaker 7: Sir?
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm not detracting from that. I'm saying that, like, Okay,
Speaker 1: if I was to see a bigfoot, my first thought
Speaker 1: isn't obviously an angel. I would think, Yo, it's a
Speaker 1: fucking bigfoot. Like I wouldn't. My first knee jerk wouldn't
Speaker 1: be to think of the spiritual of it. I would
Speaker 1: think of the bigfoot. If I saw an alien, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't think, wait a minute, is that here to like
Speaker 1: save my soul? I would think, yo, it's a fucking alien.
Speaker 1: Holy shit. But like, for some reason within this community,
Speaker 1: people instantaneously brand a spiritual logo one to things.
Speaker 2: Jacob, I need I need to hypnotize you and open
Speaker 2: up your fucking third eye a little bit more because
Speaker 2: you don't don't have enough of a curiosity as far
Speaker 2: as the spiritual things go. I feel like you look
Speaker 2: at everything in a very literal manner.
Speaker 1: Sir, I see it. I just don't think that we
Speaker 1: It's like immediately assigning a religiosity to something just because
Speaker 1: it's there, Like maybe we don't throw our own spin
Speaker 1: on it. Maybe we like see what it's about. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean I guess the way I look at it
Speaker 3: is that's.
Speaker 1: Not at you, that's at a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Dude, well back at you. How about you need to
Speaker 2: look at it more through a spiritual lens, sir.
Speaker 1: If anything, I think we get too spiritual, honestly, you
Speaker 1: and me both.
Speaker 3: I mean that's the fun of it.
Speaker 1: Though, No, no, I get it. I get it. But
Speaker 1: it's like at a certain point, Okay, my car doesn't
Speaker 1: start tomorrow morning, it's because the forces of evil. Like, no, dude, no,
Speaker 1: it's it's probably because the spark plug went out.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, are you not is this do you not see?
Speaker 2: Like some people say that you know, we're we're incarnated
Speaker 2: here on earth because like this is like a school
Speaker 2: of some sorts, and then you you know, you look biblically,
Speaker 2: they say, well, you're gonna be judged based upon what
Speaker 2: you know, what your actions were, and what your hearts
Speaker 2: where your heart was, and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: It all seems to be somewhat of a school.
Speaker 2: So everything your car not starting could be a little
Speaker 2: test in that school.
Speaker 1: Right, Uh, I don't see life as a school. I
Speaker 1: see it as a place of business, if you will, Like,
Speaker 1: all right, so you go to a place of work,
Speaker 1: all right, You punch in, you punch out. You'll probably
Speaker 1: learn some things. Throughout the course of the years that
Speaker 1: you work at this facility. You'll pick up some things.
Speaker 1: You know, some older people who have been there a
Speaker 1: while will give you some wisdom from time to time.
Speaker 1: But like, you're not gonna be graded based off of
Speaker 1: how much you clocked in. You're gonna be judged based
Speaker 1: off of your job performance. Like learning things is cool,
Speaker 1: did you apply it? Did you do stuff with it?
Speaker 1: I believe that we're gonna be judged based off off
Speaker 1: of our actions, not off of our brain power, on
Speaker 1: our integrity.
Speaker 2: The things that you do when nobody's looking. Is that
Speaker 2: what you're talkingalking about, sir.
Speaker 1: But that's the thing, the things that you do, not
Speaker 1: the things that you think about doing. You see what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. There's a difference. Oh wow, yeah, yeah, No,
Speaker 1: thoughts is an important intention is for sure. But like
Speaker 1: wishing that you would have stopped and pulled over and
Speaker 1: helped that guy push his car that ran out of gas, right,
Speaker 1: and like, oh, I wish I would have stopped him
Speaker 1: and like pushed that car with him. Ah. You know,
Speaker 1: thinking about it doesn't make you a good person. Doing
Speaker 1: it makes you a good person.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but that's what I'm more of a literal action.
Speaker 2: I mean, yes, and I'm more of a literal person.
Speaker 1: That's my point. I believe that life is a literal
Speaker 1: experience that we will literally be judged off of, not
Speaker 1: based off of what we what knowledge we gained, but
Speaker 1: based off of what we did with the time we
Speaker 1: were here. What did you do while you were punched
Speaker 1: in so to speak?
Speaker 2: I can't disagree with that. I can't disagree with that.
Speaker 2: That's that's a decent way of looking at it. Stephanie.
Speaker 2: What is what is up with your hand up?
Speaker 1: Ma'am?
Speaker 6: Well, I actually was, so I wanted to ask because
Speaker 6: you guys are kind of bringing it up. So one
Speaker 6: of the things I grew up in the Mormon version
Speaker 6: of Christianity, which was mercy, grace, things like that never
Speaker 6: never talked about. So I've never understood the concept of
Speaker 6: grace and mercy under the umbrella of Christianity. I always
Speaker 6: felt like I was groomed that you had to earn
Speaker 6: your way into heaven. There's a high amount of like
Speaker 6: in northern Utah, there's this county, or there's this it's
Speaker 6: kind of on the outskirts of Salt Lake. It's called
Speaker 6: Sandy and it's well known for sandy candy because there's
Speaker 6: a high the highest amount of anti anxiety medication in
Speaker 6: that area. And it's just you know, the mental health
Speaker 6: and and the Mormon community because of that perfectionism that's
Speaker 6: like ingrained. You generally think that you have to work
Speaker 6: your way into heaven.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: God, this idea of grace and mercy is like kind
Speaker 6: of like a foreign concept. So it's like we understood
Speaker 6: that Christ died, you know, for our sins, suffered the atonement,
Speaker 6: died for our sins, but you still had to work
Speaker 6: your assauce. Yeah, and we'd just make it into heaven.
Speaker 1: So they wanted to make you or they wanted you
Speaker 1: to make yourself co savior.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Absolutely, you had to kind of save yourself.
Speaker 1: That's the thing I see with a lot of denominations
Speaker 1: of Christianity. To be honest with you, and I hate
Speaker 1: to be the bearer of bad news here. I hate
Speaker 1: to burst people's little bubble. But if you're like in
Speaker 1: the running to save yourself, I hate to break it
Speaker 1: to you, but you're not gonna achieve it. Like you're
Speaker 1: not gonna get to the finish line. You're never gonna
Speaker 1: get there on your own. And I'm not saying that
Speaker 1: to discourage you. I'm saying that it's like one plus
Speaker 1: one equals two. As much as you wish it equal three,
Speaker 1: and like you really wanted to equal, it's not. It's
Speaker 1: just not. And that's the thing it's not about like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm a sinner, soap up up grace and mercy,
Speaker 1: good things. That's not how it's supposed to be either.
Speaker 1: But making yourself co savior? Yo, what human being can
Speaker 1: handle that kind of fucking pressure? Like who who wants
Speaker 1: that kind of who wants that weight? No one can
Speaker 1: actually handle that weight?
Speaker 6: Well not me, which is why I bowed the fuck out.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 6: But is that something that you've seen within Christianity that
Speaker 6: people just kind of, oh yeah, they put their weight
Speaker 6: into this idea of grace and mercy and they just
Speaker 6: kind of coast through life and then when they get
Speaker 6: old or shit, shit hits the fan. They you know,
Speaker 6: find Jesus again, because I feel like I would not
Speaker 6: understand the concept of like not working your way, like
Speaker 6: you know, basically saving yourself is like incompletely foreign to me.
Speaker 1: So with the experiences that I've had mostly i've seen
Speaker 1: it with the Catholics. And I'm not taking this opportunity
Speaker 1: to jump on a soap box and start throwing shit
Speaker 1: at the Catholics. I'm not. But they're a big thing.
Speaker 1: Aside from of course, praying to Mary clearly is good deeds, right,
Speaker 1: It's all about good deeds and works because and they're
Speaker 1: correct when they quote this that says faith without works
Speaker 1: is dead, and that's true. But what that's referring to
Speaker 1: is more like bearing spiritual fruit. It doesn't necessarily mean that,
Speaker 1: all right, holding the door open for somebody. Whenever I'm
Speaker 1: walking out of the bank and someone's walking in, I
Speaker 1: hold the door open for them. They believe that's a
Speaker 1: good deed. Therefore you're closer to God. Now is that true?
Speaker 1: Maybe being a good person I do believe puts you
Speaker 1: closer to God, no doubt. But like they replace salvation
Speaker 1: for good deeds, and they believe that if you do
Speaker 1: x amount of good deeds, it will equate to their
Speaker 1: person of salvation and whether they I mean, you could
Speaker 1: speak to somebody who's Catholic on a one on one
Speaker 1: level and they may not believe that, but that's more
Speaker 1: or less what the priests preaches. That's more or less
Speaker 1: what they're taught in catechism. So I'll say that, yes,
Speaker 1: as far as that goes. I've seen that too. These
Speaker 1: people when they get older, and by older, I mean
Speaker 1: in their fifties and sixties, they more or less reaffirm
Speaker 1: their faith within themselves. And it's a super personal thing.
Speaker 1: But like you see these old people that are like
Speaker 1: on fire for God but super Catholic, and it's like, wait, yo, pause,
Speaker 1: when did you get passionately Catholic? Like that's not a
Speaker 1: thing we see very often, but it tends to be
Speaker 1: with these old people. Reason being, I think, is because
Speaker 1: once they're retired and they're left with nothing but time
Speaker 1: to do nothing but sit around and pray and read
Speaker 1: and whatever else, they like get super into it and
Speaker 1: they double and triple down on it. I see it.
Speaker 1: You'll see the same thing with the Anglicans to lesser degree.
Speaker 1: You'll see the same thing with the Lutherans, the Methodists
Speaker 1: and these types of But and it's not to say
Speaker 1: that good deeds is a bad thing and that we
Speaker 1: shouldn't be doing, and we should, but I personally see
Speaker 1: an issue with any type of Christianity replacing salvation in
Speaker 1: the blood of Jesus with good deeds that they're doing
Speaker 1: on a day to day basis, because unfortunately, I don't
Speaker 1: believe you'll ever do enough good deeds to counterbalance the
Speaker 1: amount of sin that we've committed in our lives. Just
Speaker 1: on a general rule.
Speaker 2: But okay, I wanted to let you finish that because
Speaker 2: I'm a general You're.
Speaker 1: Gonna disagree, Jonathan, I know you believe something very very different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I think that the idea that we absolutely
Speaker 2: need a savior because we're too helpless to figure it
Speaker 2: out on our own, I disagree. And I'm not saying
Speaker 2: that that that means that, you know, like that God
Speaker 2: doesn't exist or the Source or whatever doesn't exist. I
Speaker 2: believe that there is some kind of thing like that.
Speaker 2: For sure, there has to be. There has to be
Speaker 2: some kind of creator. This whole thing is too beautiful
Speaker 2: to just be exploded by happenstance. I'm not one of
Speaker 2: those atheist kind of people that just thinks, oh, well,
Speaker 2: we're here because we're basically algae that's on a toilet
Speaker 2: and eventually we're gonna get flushed away. I don't believe that.
Speaker 2: I think that everything is absolutely the way that it
Speaker 2: is for a real reason. That being said, the whole
Speaker 2: idea behind why we are, why we believe in some
Speaker 2: kind of savior, It literally is it literally is something
Speaker 2: that is within our brain, like it's embedded within our
Speaker 2: brain called the VMAT two gene, which makes you literally
Speaker 2: believe that somebody is coming to save you. And what happens,
Speaker 2: what happens whenever you turn that VMAT two gene off,
Speaker 2: or whenever you inhibit it and you do something else
Speaker 2: to it, or whatever, whenever that VMAT two gene is
Speaker 2: turned off, which the only natural time that you can
Speaker 2: turn that VMAT two gene in a technical term off
Speaker 2: is whenever you're in meditation. Okay, this is where it
Speaker 2: gets crazy or one of the only times that happens
Speaker 2: is within meditation. Do you know why that turns off
Speaker 2: whenever you're in meditation. It's because you realize that you
Speaker 2: don't need a savior to get to the place that
Speaker 2: you're trying to go, you realize that everything is everything
Speaker 2: you are. You are like all right, God calls himself
Speaker 2: the Alpha and the omega right.
Speaker 3: Beginning in the end, the beginning and the end.
Speaker 2: Now, I don't know about you, but I happen to
Speaker 2: nestle myself somewhere in the beginning in the end, wouldn't you, Yeah,
Speaker 2: in the in the in the realm of time. You
Speaker 2: exist somewhere in between the beginning and the end. So
Speaker 2: that being said, God does not exist outside of us.
Speaker 2: God is literally within us, And so therefore you don't
Speaker 2: need a savior because as it's fucking built in.
Speaker 1: You realize that Vmat two gene you're talking about is
Speaker 1: for survival, like fight or flight, and when the ad
Speaker 1: that longing belief that someone's coming to save you, it's
Speaker 1: that sense of hope that keeps you going in a
Speaker 1: survival situation. Yes, you can train yourself to turn that off,
Speaker 1: but that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: But it's literally called the God gene, and we've talked
Speaker 2: about it at lengths before, but even still, forget about
Speaker 2: the VMAT two gad gene. I was just trying to
Speaker 2: use that as an example just to say that basically,
Speaker 2: the Savior, God, the creator of the universe, whatever, whatever
Speaker 2: that is, we are not outside of that. It is
Speaker 2: not outside of us. Why do we look up? It's
Speaker 2: not up there, It's literally right within here. And it
Speaker 2: says it literally throughout passages in the Bible, Jesus was
Speaker 2: telling everybody around him that, like, is God not within you?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 3: What are we talking about?
Speaker 2: How are people just overlooking talking about?
Speaker 3: Like how do you just overlook that?
Speaker 1: No? I don't overlook it. I acknowledge that I'm not Jesus,
Speaker 1: that's all. And I mean, like, and I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that to take away from you. You believe that it
Speaker 1: is something that you can achieve you through the course
Speaker 1: of your life, through wisdom, through exercises, through meditation, through
Speaker 1: different sources in different ways.
Speaker 2: No, No, I don't believe that it's something that you
Speaker 2: can achieve. I think that it's what you are.
Speaker 1: You believe that you can achieve enlightenment or that pinnacle
Speaker 1: of whatever, of achieving the thing of becoming your own safe.
Speaker 2: Higher levels of awareness. But that doesn't necessarily mean more
Speaker 2: one with God. I don't think you get closer or
Speaker 2: farther away from God. I think that God is literally
Speaker 2: the same all the time within you.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you believe that when you're doing something that
Speaker 1: would be considered inherently bad, you're as close to God
Speaker 1: as when you're doing something that's inherently good.
Speaker 3: Sure, really, Yeah, so.
Speaker 1: When you're murdering somebody, you're as close to God as
Speaker 1: if you're giving food to charity.
Speaker 2: Is it not within the realms of the beginning in
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't. What do we say it two things
Speaker 1: that aren't connected? Dude?
Speaker 3: How is it not connected? Literally everything from the beginning
Speaker 3: all the way to the end, is God right or wrong?
Speaker 2: I mean, yes, but no, there is no But then
Speaker 2: there is no butt that's the answer.
Speaker 1: Committing mass genocide is different than donating your money to
Speaker 1: the poor. I think we can all acknowledge that those
Speaker 1: two acts are different, and the two do not equate
Speaker 1: to like, hey, this is in the service of God,
Speaker 1: Hey this is in the service of myself. I think
Speaker 1: we can acknowledge that there is a difference here.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, I'm not disagreeing with that, but I think
Speaker 2: that literally every aspect of every every action ever done
Speaker 2: is still like part of God. I don't know how
Speaker 2: you separate yourself. It's like saying, like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: Team Squatch, please weigh in on this conversation.
Speaker 5: Hey, I'm trying to.
Speaker 3: The name change. The name change.
Speaker 1: There, fucking me up here.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to understand. So you're you're saying that the
Speaker 5: beginning and the end of all things, So everything that
Speaker 5: is ever to happen and has happened is in the
Speaker 5: name of God, because God is within us, and so
Speaker 5: every action, including we'll say pedophilia, is also in the
Speaker 5: name of God. That puts you into the same category
Speaker 5: as in donating your bow marrow to save a strangers life.
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to I'm trying to grasp, like, right,
Speaker 5: I'm trying to follow along with what you're you're saying, yes,
Speaker 5: at the beginning in the end, but like.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that God isn't present through both of those.
Speaker 1: But one of these is within God's service arguably, and
Speaker 1: the other one is like decidedly not.
Speaker 2: Okay, But I think that we're looking at God in
Speaker 2: two very different aspects here, Like you.
Speaker 1: All encompassing the beginning, in the end, the everything, right, yes, yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's look at it. Let's break it down into similar
Speaker 1: simpler terms, shall we. Let's say you have an old
Speaker 1: Nintendo sixty four, right, and h you want to play
Speaker 1: this video game.
Speaker 3: Let's just call it Mario Kart.
Speaker 2: And inside of that Mario Kart, you take the fucking
Speaker 2: the plastic you know, game or whatever, you blow on
Speaker 2: it a little bit, you shove it into the system,
Speaker 2: and now we're about to play Mario Kart.
Speaker 3: But let's just say for shits.
Speaker 2: And giggles that the name of that game is not
Speaker 2: called Mario Kart anymore.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 2: It is called God okay, And everything that happens within
Speaker 2: that video game is God. Was in God's mind, was
Speaker 2: part of God. It literally is the game of God.
Speaker 2: That reality, that matrix is I believe, the Alpha and
Speaker 2: the omega. If we're looking at it through a video
Speaker 2: game lens, everything that happens within that video game is God.
Speaker 1: Okay, but that video game is completely separate from you. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't I'm so confused here, dog.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Let me break it out and even simpler. What's your
Speaker 2: favorite movie, Jacob.
Speaker 1: I don't really have one. I have like fifteen. They
Speaker 1: could arguably be in the mix.
Speaker 3: Name one of them.
Speaker 1: Uh, Gladiator? Okay, see enough, Russell crow classic solid movie
Speaker 1: is not very historically based. We know that, but it's
Speaker 1: a solid movie.
Speaker 3: Right right. So let's say Russell Crowe is in that movie.
Speaker 2: Right, they're coming out with another one, which I'm pretty
Speaker 2: fucking stoked about.
Speaker 1: Doing his gangster shit, no doubt.
Speaker 2: Everything that exists within the realm of that movie. Let's
Speaker 2: say Russell Crowe, he goes through some hard times, he
Speaker 2: has to fight some hard battles. He's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Why am I having to go through all this? Are
Speaker 2: you not entertained?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, every single thing that happens in that movie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: is any singular word that is spoken within that movie?
Speaker 3: If that movie?
Speaker 2: All right, every single word that is spoken within that movie?
Speaker 2: Was any of those words in that movie outside of
Speaker 2: the realm of the title of the movie named Gladiator?
Speaker 2: Or was everything inside of that movie that was supposed
Speaker 2: to be Gladiator? I feel like I'm speaking in circles here.
Speaker 1: I feel like you are, and it's like you're trying
Speaker 1: to prove a point that I'm not sure even what
Speaker 1: the point is he anymore. I'm saying, They're like, yes,
Speaker 1: God may be the Alpha and the omega. God is
Speaker 1: within all people, but that doesn't mean that people are
Speaker 1: acting within that realm. Just because God's within them doesn't
Speaker 1: mean that everybody's got a little bit of like, oh well,
Speaker 1: they're just good, they're just acting a little bad, Like no,
Speaker 1: people can be shitty.
Speaker 2: I guess I just look at it whenever I think
Speaker 2: about God and if if it's not only everything in
Speaker 2: every one, it's every spec of dust, it's every button
Speaker 2: that you press on a keypad, it's every hand that
Speaker 2: you touch, whatever it is, the wind that blows, it's
Speaker 2: the rain, it's the sunshine that comes down. That is
Speaker 2: God everything. And I feel like you're looking at it
Speaker 2: a little differently.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I agree with that sentiment. I absolutely do.
Speaker 1: But I also agree with like, there are still some
Speaker 1: things that we need to inherently rid the world of
Speaker 1: even though God put them here, that doesn't mean that
Speaker 1: we need to allow them to stay.
Speaker 3: That's just me sure, sure, I agree.
Speaker 2: I think that there's always going to be a turn
Speaker 2: in the punchable no matter what you do. I mean,
Speaker 2: just look at your gut bacteria for example, Like there's
Speaker 2: good bacteria, there's bad bacteria. We want to get rid
Speaker 2: of the bad bacteria. We take a couple of probiotics,
Speaker 2: we take you know, whatever kind of vitamin or whatever
Speaker 2: to get to get rid of all that bad shit
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 10: Right.
Speaker 1: I think that that's yes, Jonathan, Yes, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're right. You're right. We have good and bad within this,
Speaker 1: but we have to take good in order to put
Speaker 1: the good in us. I believe that we need Jesus,
Speaker 1: We need a savior to put the good in us.
Speaker 1: That's exactly my point. We're not going to be able
Speaker 1: to put it all in this on our own. We
Speaker 1: need help. That's just my personal too.
Speaker 2: Hey dude, I don't know. I don't know how anybody
Speaker 2: can be proven right. These are just opinions at this point.
Speaker 1: No doubt, no doubt.
Speaker 2: So why don't we get back over the chat. That
Speaker 2: was kind of a long run. I'm sorry that I
Speaker 2: went a little too hard there for a second. You
Speaker 2: go by the way the slough love chunk. I feel
Speaker 2: like ever since I shaved my head, we're twinsing now.
Speaker 2: I just want to throw that out there. You want
Speaker 2: to step in for me any one of these days,
Speaker 2: that'd be sweet.
Speaker 1: This this baldness of yours has got to go because
Speaker 1: I know you can grow hair. It's not like you
Speaker 1: gotta do it for work. You're not doing it for
Speaker 1: a you know, like when I was in the Marines,
Speaker 1: I shaved my head once a week, not because it
Speaker 1: was like, oh, it's within the orders. It was just
Speaker 1: cheaper and easier to just buzz it down. Okay, I
Speaker 1: understand guys are doing it for that purpose. Jonathan, you
Speaker 1: have no excuse. Louisa, don't let him do this shit again.
Speaker 1: I know that you have the capabilities of unplugging the buzzers. Okay,
Speaker 1: this bullshit.
Speaker 3: She's wanted to help me shave it.
Speaker 1: He ain't doing it at home, No, cracker, what a fuck?
Speaker 1: You did this that? Well?
Speaker 2: I went to uh sport clips or whatever at first,
Speaker 2: and then I didn't like how you pay for this.
Speaker 2: I initially told them that I wanted a one on
Speaker 2: the side and then a three on the top. But
Speaker 2: the problem was is that the three on the top
Speaker 2: with my hair was so trained to be going back
Speaker 2: that everything was spiking up and I looked like a
Speaker 2: fucking douchebag, and I didn't really like that. So I
Speaker 2: just ended up asking Luisa to shave it the rest
Speaker 2: of the way off with just a one guard on there.
Speaker 3: And I like it.
Speaker 2: And honestly, let me tell you a little secret, bro,
Speaker 2: I know that I always bring up the whole DMT trip.
Speaker 2: It's it's a major factor of my life, at least
Speaker 2: in this At this point in time, I don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck about anything anymore as far as my appearance,
Speaker 2: Like I I'm not trying to hold up a character anymore,
Speaker 2: like that character is has been obliterated. Like I'm trying
Speaker 2: to actively try and bring back some aspects of that character.
Speaker 3: But as far as.
Speaker 2: Like as far as like being as far as like
Speaker 2: being like self centered and worrying about like my looks
Speaker 2: and all that, like that is it's so fucking pointless.
Speaker 1: I mean, I agree, But like, if that's the case,
Speaker 1: you should do the Oh, have the beard connect down
Speaker 1: to the chin strap, connect straight to the top lot,
Speaker 1: but shave the rest. Obviously, I don't see one eight.
Speaker 1: It's a very traditional Viking haircut. You had that Viking
Speaker 1: look about you. I think this is the way.
Speaker 3: I mean, well, we might have to give her a go,
Speaker 3: are we, sir?
Speaker 1: I think we should Louisa next time, y'all stay it. Actually,
Speaker 1: matter of fact, this weekend, this fucking weekend, when y'all
Speaker 1: come to Louisiana, Jonathan, I'm gonna take that man skate
Speaker 1: to you, dude, I'm gonna trim you up. Oh, we're
Speaker 1: gonna let it grow.
Speaker 2: No, actually, I'm not coming this week and we're coming
Speaker 2: next weekend. We're gonna be coming the day after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Fine, next weekend. Fine, whatever, you know where I'm at,
Speaker 1: I ain't going nowhere?
Speaker 4: It did?
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't really care anymore.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: That's like, just don't care about like stupid things like
Speaker 2: appearances and shit like that anymore. Not to say that
Speaker 2: the sloth love that you've given up. I think that
Speaker 2: you have a wonderful look to you, and that's why
Speaker 2: I've chosen to take on that identity as well. I
Speaker 2: just think it's more of a rough and rugged kind
Speaker 2: of kind of look, and it makes you kind of
Speaker 2: look like a man when you got a shaved head.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: No, I love it personally, but I'm just gonna need
Speaker 1: you to keep that same energy in about a week
Speaker 1: and a half. That's about it, Louis I'm gonna needs
Speaker 1: you to just be on board with this okay, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna give him a solid o hawk.
Speaker 6: I feel excited for a lot right now.
Speaker 1: Oh whatever, Look, all I need y'all to do is
Speaker 1: make sure he doesn't trim his beard, his face, his
Speaker 1: hair and nothing for the next week and a half.
Speaker 1: And just let me handle the rest.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll see about that, all right, let's get back
Speaker 2: over to the chat over here. So the New Age
Speaker 2: caveman said did a report on the Iceman in fifth
Speaker 2: grade and said that man frozen in perma frost, a
Speaker 2: bunch of tattoos, a broken spear, a broken spearhead healed over,
Speaker 2: stuck in his ribs. If I remember correct, first big
Speaker 2: discovery to spit in the face of the narrative that
Speaker 2: dipshits tell us of ancient civilization timelines.
Speaker 1: Yo. I will say this, not just him, but there's
Speaker 1: been a couple of bog bodies that have been recovered
Speaker 1: and their tattoos have been beautifully preserved. I gotta say,
Speaker 1: the art work, yeah, it's just it's simple line work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the shading and the colors isn't whatever, But for what
Speaker 1: it was, and for how the tattoos were administered, old
Speaker 1: school tapping with the needle in the method, Like I
Speaker 1: mean it. The artwork is pretty impressive. The line work
Speaker 1: is fucking solid.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, that's because they weren't, you know, dicking around
Speaker 2: on Instagram and checking out all these instahs all day,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. It was more of like
Speaker 2: just honing in on the craft.
Speaker 1: Those tattoo artists were about their work and not about
Speaker 1: them Instagram hose.
Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, walking around with thirty boners a day
Speaker 2: just because you know, some instahs want to poke their
Speaker 2: nipples out and pretend like they're breastfeeding.
Speaker 3: Like, you ain't fooling me, all right, you're not falling
Speaker 3: those days.
Speaker 1: You were lucky if you had to get a bath
Speaker 1: in the crik once a week. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You had to wash that thing when you could. We
Speaker 1: weren't bothered by these things.
Speaker 2: Took on the literal meaning of the muff, sir. It's
Speaker 2: really where I think that came from.
Speaker 1: That said Demi Moore.
Speaker 3: Shit, h that's funny.
Speaker 1: If you look it up.
Speaker 2: Who Demi Moore her Playboy spread. I didn't know she'd
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we talked about.
Speaker 1: That, talked about last week. Evin looked it up.
Speaker 3: Nu Huh. Why what's wrong with her?
Speaker 1: You should google it? It's worth the google.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with her? Playboy spread?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 3: Because she had the bush? That's right, Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: It is a impressive nineteen seventies afro. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It was quaff.
Speaker 1: It was in the nineteen nineties, that's the bitch of it.
Speaker 1: It was not the seventies. It was the nineties when
Speaker 1: that was no longer. Okay, but here we are.
Speaker 3: She said she wanted to go old school on that thing.
Speaker 1: She said she wanted to go Gi Jane, but that
Speaker 1: was only up top.
Speaker 2: The carpet did not match the drapes speaker, as there
Speaker 2: was no drapes.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: Moving on, Daniella said that God's image would be like
Speaker 2: human rather than that, rather than any other creature out there.
Speaker 2: If we believe that there's more out there in these
Speaker 2: aliens Nephilum all look different. God's image would be human,
Speaker 2: or at least that's my interpretation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's always been my take on it too, at
Speaker 1: least humanoid, like the two eyes, a nose, a mouth,
Speaker 1: forward facing head, that kind of thing. Like, what does
Speaker 1: what does actual God look like? I mean, who's to say,
Speaker 1: you know, I.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Team Squatch might have an opinion on that one though.
Speaker 5: I actually wanted to ask you guys what you guys
Speaker 5: thought about the new Assembly that was just held talking
Speaker 5: all about the aliens, and like everyone kind of just
Speaker 5: brushed over the whole thing that was just released and
Speaker 5: talked about and they were like, we're gonna have to
Speaker 5: talk about and closed doors or we're gonna have to
Speaker 5: talk about that later on. But they flat out asked
Speaker 5: all the alien questions and they're like, yeah, that's been
Speaker 5: around for a while.
Speaker 1: We just you know, didn't tell anybody.
Speaker 5: Have you guys actually watched the assembly.
Speaker 2: I watched a good bit of it, and it is
Speaker 2: pretty fascinating. I think that it's all like soft release.
Speaker 2: I think everything is all redact, not everything. There's a
Speaker 2: lot of redacted shit in those files, which I find
Speaker 2: to just be absolutely absurd. Fucking rip the band aid
Speaker 2: off and let us have it. At this point, I
Speaker 2: feel like enough people are ready for that kind of conversation.
Speaker 2: That being said, I think that a lot of people,
Speaker 2: whenever you think about aliens, you're more so some people
Speaker 2: are more so in line with Jacob that they are
Speaker 2: corporeal beings, that they come from corporeal planets within the
Speaker 2: Solar System, or at least a like a pretty close
Speaker 2: planetary place, Whereas I mean, we didn't exactly think that
Speaker 2: they were going to say that they were coming from
Speaker 2: out of the water on our planet, which is pretty fascinating.
Speaker 2: And also whenever they were talking about how they they're
Speaker 2: they're coming from here, but just another dimension. So I
Speaker 2: don't know what people would do with that kind of information,
Speaker 2: because then people would always be like, well, I don't
Speaker 2: know who's to say that there is in some kind
Speaker 2: of peeping tom that's watching me while I'm fucking rubbing
Speaker 2: one out or something like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know there is there is, by the way,
Speaker 1: if you're wondering, there's obviously something watching you. He's calling God,
Speaker 1: Jesus is watching I'm just saying there is a case
Speaker 1: just when you were wondering, when you're rubbing one out, Yeah,
Speaker 1: God's watching you. That's why Grandma's not in heaven anyway. No,
Speaker 1: but so, uh, I've been watching these uh these hearings
Speaker 1: the past couple of days, to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: and I didn't expect any new revelations to be released.
Speaker 1: Every single time they ask a solid question, it's like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, well U yeah, I signed an AFFI David
Speaker 1: three years ago. I can't talk about it here. I
Speaker 1: could talk about it in a close setting, like this
Speaker 1: is the close setting, this is the court, this is
Speaker 1: this is when we want to have that aired. But
Speaker 1: here we are gonna be honest with you. I'm happy
Speaker 1: that the hearings are happening, But it seems like a
Speaker 1: big rinse and repeat of David Grush's statements like, yes,
Speaker 1: these things are real, but like sh we can't talk
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, what about this absolutely real? But like
Speaker 1: I can't talk about that to be.
Speaker 2: Fair, they really, to be fair, they really can't talk
Speaker 2: about it because they they did sign NDA's and affid
Speaker 2: David saying that like, whatever happens here kind of stays here.
Speaker 2: And that's why you have people like Lue Alizondo and
Speaker 2: and David Grush and Stephen Greer and all these people
Speaker 2: kind of speaking on behalf of of you know, these
Speaker 2: people that told these stories kind of in secret, in
Speaker 2: fear for their life to be came after because they
Speaker 2: spoke outside of that NDA and I don't know what
Speaker 2: happens do you go to jail if you, you know,
Speaker 2: kind of break your nda like that is that how
Speaker 2: that works?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 1: They could sue you.
Speaker 3: That's some that's some bullshit, right.
Speaker 8: You.
Speaker 1: That's but that's the deal you sign on saying I'll
Speaker 1: be quiet and if I ever opened my mouth, you
Speaker 1: could ruin me financially, or you can ruin me in
Speaker 1: this way or whatever whatever the paper, right, But I
Speaker 1: think that I think that.
Speaker 2: That should only apply to military shit, like aliens.
Speaker 3: Is that military shit?
Speaker 1: Military shit? This is national security. This is technology that
Speaker 1: human beings don't have. America is the only country that's
Speaker 1: fucking with alien tech allegedly.
Speaker 2: H yeah, but machine guns and helicopters are not taking
Speaker 2: these fucking things out, So why is it only a
Speaker 2: military thing?
Speaker 1: Potentially the rail guns that are mounted on a couple
Speaker 1: of naval ships, maybe those could they get that tech from.
Speaker 2: That's like shooting a thought like you can't see it,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, Like it's not gonna work.
Speaker 1: Oh really, because they killed Nick lied Tesla over his
Speaker 1: thoughts that he didn't write on paper with his name
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 2: Bro Right, But you can't pinpoint a singular thought that
Speaker 2: Tesla was having and shoot it, and which is I
Speaker 2: think is the same kind of thing that like, you're
Speaker 2: trying to shoot something that's interdimensional.
Speaker 3: It's not gonna work.
Speaker 1: No, dude, No, that's not how this works. They're not
Speaker 1: they're not thoughts. They're physical, corporeal beings. That's the point.
Speaker 1: We're still stuck, swallowed dog, But that's how it works, Jacob.
Speaker 2: First of all, let me just let me, let me,
Speaker 2: let me take your hand and guide you into the
Speaker 2: spiritual promise land, sir, because a lot of these fucking
Speaker 2: UFO sightings are not physical objects.
Speaker 3: We've seen them. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: But let me take your hand and guide you into
Speaker 1: the crash landing sites where these are absolutely physical creatures
Speaker 1: with physical crashes, with real technology that we've taken and used.
Speaker 2: Sure, but what about the ones that aren't.
Speaker 1: I believe there's room for both, honestly, dog.
Speaker 2: Uh of course I do too. But I'm saying that
Speaker 2: like a lot of them that they're shooting at are
Speaker 2: the ones that are kind of interdimensional.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if we're shooting at them. Have
Speaker 1: we even been able to lock on them? They keep
Speaker 1: moving faster than our radars can pick.
Speaker 2: Up maybe the team's seventies Bush would be able to
Speaker 2: have an input on this one.
Speaker 1: The name changes are on point tonight, Raven.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 5: I was like the technology that they actually did discuss
Speaker 5: was like they showed physical like actual ships or something
Speaker 5: that they were like, well, it broke the sound bear
Speaker 5: and there's no way that this could actually happen, And
Speaker 5: like they kept referring to the one company that's making
Speaker 5: that's like somehow has this technology, but they wouldn't say
Speaker 5: which company or who it was. And I was like, hmm,
Speaker 5: I wonder who owns everything Blackrock and happens to you know,
Speaker 5: have their hand in all of it. But they kept
Speaker 5: referring to like, well, you know, are like military, but
Speaker 5: also this one private company, and it's like, well, who
Speaker 5: the hell is the private company.
Speaker 2: It's the military industrial complex, That's what it is.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. Everybody thinks. It's, right the rt X
Speaker 1: formerly Righteon excuse me, or Boeing or one of the
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of the board of directors for
Speaker 1: all of them, if you will. It's more of the
Speaker 1: not the black Rock quote unquote, but more or less
Speaker 1: who's actually owning black Rock, who's actually on the war
Speaker 1: financial wing of it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: The roth Childs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one.
Speaker 3: That's a group for sure.
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude. This whole shit is so weird.
Speaker 2: And let me ask you, Jacob, all right, if all
Speaker 2: of these crafts and all of these beings, let's just
Speaker 2: let's just take the interdimensional aspect of it out of there,
Speaker 2: and let's let's talk about the orbs and just forget
Speaker 2: that we ever saw them, just for this moment. First second,
Speaker 2: if all of these beings are real and physical, and
Speaker 2: all the crafts are real and physical as we know
Speaker 2: physicality to be, why would they lie about it?
Speaker 1: Which you mean, why would the government lie about the crashes?
Speaker 1: Why would list?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, what do you what do you think that
Speaker 3: they would be lying about it?
Speaker 4: For?
Speaker 1: Oh? Right off the top, I could name a few reasons.
Speaker 1: Number one, let's say that, all right, crash landed spacecraft,
Speaker 1: we being the American government, want to take that and
Speaker 1: reverse engineer this technology so we could use it for
Speaker 1: our own military means, Option A, Option B. We want
Speaker 1: to use that tech in our commercial environment to up
Speaker 1: our industry and make ourselves even more advanced than all
Speaker 1: the other countries around US. Option. See, we want to
Speaker 1: share bits and fragments of that technology with certain countries
Speaker 1: around us, the little countries in Southeast Asia. We want
Speaker 1: them to be really good at making chips, microprocessors, things
Speaker 1: like this, and then we do that as a way
Speaker 1: to bankroll our future further endeavor. Like, yeah, there's multiple
Speaker 1: reasons why they would keep that quiet.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I get why you would lie about the
Speaker 2: crashed UFOs, but why lie about the individuals that are
Speaker 2: in them?
Speaker 1: Like, why lie about there being alien life forms? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's always been the thing that I've had issue with. Right,
Speaker 1: it's yo because it would upset the delicate balance structure.
Speaker 1: I don't really see that to be true. You know,
Speaker 1: the prisoners inside of a jail recognize there inside of
Speaker 1: a jail, but they still recognize the warden as the
Speaker 1: supreme leader. So like that doesn't matter to say that
Speaker 1: it would disregard all religions. Again, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm a Christian who believes in aliens. I
Speaker 1: don't believe that that disproves the Bible. As a matter
Speaker 1: of fact, I kind of think it furthers it. But
Speaker 1: I guess that would depend on a conversation have with
Speaker 1: these beings to see what if they worshiped and what
Speaker 1: they worshiped and whatever else. I don't know, Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know what the overarching theme is as far as
Speaker 1: lying about the people, the bodies, the ets. But I
Speaker 1: think that if you have to lie about the craft,
Speaker 1: then you have to lie about the bodies. So you
Speaker 1: have to just kind of wrap it all up in
Speaker 1: one big lie, otherwise it all falls apart.
Speaker 2: You know what's interesting is that you have an opinion
Speaker 2: that aliens would kind of further the it that essentially
Speaker 2: they're kind of included biblically, right, And that's based upon
Speaker 2: really one verse talking about Jesus going and attending to sheep,
Speaker 2: not of this flock or whatever.
Speaker 1: Right. I use that one verse from time to time,
Speaker 1: but that's not the only thing I use to base
Speaker 1: that off of. I genuinely don't base that off of
Speaker 1: anything biblical. I base that off of my own personal
Speaker 1: looking up at the stars and thinking, Okay, if everything,
Speaker 1: every single star is potentially a sun, and every single
Speaker 1: sun potentially has the universe around it, with the planet
Speaker 1: potentially just like ours. To say that we're the only
Speaker 1: things out here with life is preposterous and narcissistic honestly
Speaker 1: in my personal belief.
Speaker 2: Right, But how does that because you just made the
Speaker 2: sentiment that it would further your belief in the Bible,
Speaker 2: and it wouldn't go against the.
Speaker 1: Bible because all of this life is way too intricate
Speaker 1: for it to be by accident. This had to have
Speaker 1: been done by intelligent design. Now we could argue and
Speaker 1: bicker about the name of that designer or the group
Speaker 1: of designers or whatever. But if there was some sort
Speaker 1: of alien life to present itself to us on earth,
Speaker 1: if anything, that furthers the intricacies to all of this,
Speaker 1: which in my opinion, furthers the confirmation of creative design.
Speaker 3: Right, But that's me.
Speaker 2: That's taken out of context of course, right, hell, because
Speaker 2: that's not said in the Bible.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's also not said in the Bible that water
Speaker 1: puts out fire, but it works.
Speaker 2: I mean, you need a little holy water and that'll
Speaker 2: put out sin, right.
Speaker 1: Not at all, not even a little bit. As that said,
Speaker 1: that's the great sea. That's the thing that holy Water's
Speaker 1: not talked about.
Speaker 3: Baptized in the Holy Spirit.
Speaker 2: Basically, my point is the point that I was trying
Speaker 2: to make is just to kind of fuck with you
Speaker 2: for a second, because you have said you kind of
Speaker 2: come up with that whole idea Jesus tending to heard
Speaker 2: of a sheep, not of this flock or whatever, and
Speaker 2: that's kind of like, well, what could he mean, what
Speaker 2: could he have meant or whatever? Based on really one verse,
Speaker 2: which I find very fascinating because you're taking your vision
Speaker 2: of aliens and trying to include it within the Bible
Speaker 2: based on one verse. But whenever we had the fittest
Speaker 2: flat earther on and he said that there are over
Speaker 2: two hundred verses talking about the Earth being flat, and
Speaker 2: you said that doesn't matter, but one verse about alien
Speaker 2: stuff verses.
Speaker 1: I brought up the two hundred verses, not him, and
Speaker 1: I mean I've said that before. That's yeah, there's like
Speaker 1: seventy thousand verses in the Bible, two hundred of which
Speaker 1: talk about the potential of it being flatter stationary. That's
Speaker 1: how important it is. You look at the ratio of
Speaker 1: two hundred over seventy thousand. That's how much time and
Speaker 1: attention he wanted us to spend on the shape and
Speaker 1: movement of the Earth. And then how much of that
Speaker 1: talks about salvation and praise and live in the right way.
Speaker 1: That's my point.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, but at that crossroads now you're saying that
Speaker 2: two hundred wasn't enough, So why would one give a
Speaker 2: fuck about anything?
Speaker 1: Exactly? And that's my point. I say that one verse
Speaker 1: usually kind of in a joking manner when I talk
Speaker 1: about like, because the Mormons used that same thing to say,
Speaker 1: obviously Jesus was talking about the Native Americans when he
Speaker 1: left the Gold Tablets, I say, oh, obviously he's talking
Speaker 1: about the Martians. I say it in typically a joking manner,
Speaker 1: but I do mean it. Jesus said that did he
Speaker 1: mean sheep out of this fold? Meaning humans? Did he
Speaker 1: mean extraterrestrials? Look, I don't know type. I tend to
Speaker 1: joke with what that could mean with the loose interpretation,
Speaker 1: but to be honest with you, I mean, I believe
Speaker 1: there could that they're guaranteed is, but there could and
Speaker 1: probably is, some sort of life outside of our existence,
Speaker 1: and I do believe that that was also created by
Speaker 1: the same creator that made us.
Speaker 2: You are an enigma, sir, Team seventies bush with your
Speaker 2: bushy fingers.
Speaker 5: So I have like a weird little thought about this
Speaker 5: because I was just watching Endgame and Infinity Wars with
Speaker 5: my kids and they were asking a whole bunch of questions,
Speaker 5: and I was sitting there thinking about like the other
Speaker 5: movies that have come out about you know, like the
Speaker 5: multiverse and stuff like that, and I was like, what if,
Speaker 5: Like this is a weird way of like showing people
Speaker 5: like the multiple different timelines and all this stuff and
Speaker 5: like helping people try to you know, Oh well, I
Speaker 5: watched this once upon a time, so when things start
Speaker 5: to actually be revealed about aliens and potential you know,
Speaker 5: multiverses and everything else, this is not going to be
Speaker 5: like a hard pill to swallow. But also, like why
Speaker 5: would they hide the aliens? I've always questioned that too,
Speaker 5: But also they hid the giants until twenty twenty and
Speaker 5: then they were like, oh, hey, by the way, we've
Speaker 5: been destroying all those skulls that were giants and like,
Speaker 5: you know whatnot. And I think it comes down to
Speaker 5: the narrative unraveling. If they release too much stuff, then
Speaker 5: their hold over society will Everyone will start to question everything, period,
Speaker 5: and that includes religion, which is heavily used and has
Speaker 5: been used for generations thousands of years to control and
Speaker 5: manipulate people. So I'm wondering, like, at what point, you know,
Speaker 5: how much information will they give us, Because once things
Speaker 5: start to unravel and all the lives start to unravel,
Speaker 5: then all the questions will start to happen, like cant
Speaker 5: time travel happen? Are all those photos that we've seen
Speaker 5: or all those stories real like, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 2: I think that what they're doing is is that they
Speaker 2: they probably knew the amount of eyes that they would
Speaker 2: have on those movies, and they probably saw it as
Speaker 2: a good opportunity to be able to soft launch some
Speaker 2: ideas so that if the time comes that we live
Speaker 2: during an age where we're invaded by aliens or their
Speaker 2: inner dimensional or their interplanetary or they're coming from here
Speaker 2: or whatever, we've seen it all before. In the same
Speaker 2: sense of like all the different FBI shows and the
Speaker 2: CIA shows and all the shooting games and all that shit,
Speaker 2: we became desensitized to seeing dead bodies and shit like that,
Speaker 2: where you know, if we would have never seen that
Speaker 2: on TV and you see a dead body in the street,
Speaker 2: you're probably gonna you're gonna fucking lose it because then
Speaker 2: you're gonna understand that, like, oh shit, I'm not, you know,
Speaker 2: because I don't know. I feel like a lot of people,
Speaker 2: including myself, we walk around as if we're gonna be
Speaker 2: here forever, and so that would probably shake you a
Speaker 2: little bit. But here's where it gets sketchy, because it
Speaker 2: is Marvel, and it is Marvel does take in a
Speaker 2: lot of like government money. Like that's something that like
Speaker 2: the movie industry, the film industry, they take in a
Speaker 2: lot of government I forget what they're called, basically grants
Speaker 2: and loans and shit like that.
Speaker 3: And I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think that it's all kind of soft launches because
Speaker 2: if you think about it, everything is like we have
Speaker 2: a government, and then we've broken down what government means.
Speaker 2: It means to govern, means to control ment or mente
Speaker 2: is the mind, so controlling the mind. I think that
Speaker 2: if you saft release a lot of this shit, you're
Speaker 2: kind of softening the release of information in kind of
Speaker 2: a controlled manner so that you don't shatter the minds
Speaker 2: of your people.
Speaker 3: That's the way my mind looks at it, anyway, Jacob.
Speaker 1: I mean, I believe they absolutely let us know what
Speaker 1: they're doing in multiple ways. We've talked about how they
Speaker 1: like soft launched them in movies before the Honestly, look,
Speaker 1: this is an unpopular opinion, but it's still true. Look
Speaker 1: at horror movies from our parents' generation to what we
Speaker 1: grew up with to what's going on with horror movies today. Okay,
Speaker 1: these are different calibers of what's classified as quote unquote horror.
Speaker 1: Now here's an unpopular opinion. Video games. When's the last
Speaker 1: time you heard of a really good first person shooter
Speaker 1: game getting released? It had been a hot minute, It's
Speaker 1: been a lot of rents and repeated the same shit
Speaker 1: they've had for years. When did we as America have
Speaker 1: really good first person shooter games? Could it have been
Speaker 1: when they were trying to get us super geared up
Speaker 1: to go to war as a generation, we as high
Speaker 1: school kids were staying up till two in the morning
Speaker 1: fucking murking dudes with ars and shit. Now, I'm a
Speaker 1: gun guy and you know that, But I'm also not
Speaker 1: so crazy as to think that maybe they weren't trying
Speaker 1: to train us at a very early age. Why did
Speaker 1: certain games get promoted over others to us at a
Speaker 1: very you know, at a very critical age. For US
Speaker 1: at a very critical time for America when they needed
Speaker 1: young men to go fight.
Speaker 3: Throwing that out, that's a good point.
Speaker 2: I think so comm US Navy Seals came out around
Speaker 2: the time that the Twin Towers got bombed.
Speaker 1: Right, big dog, you want to talk about Medal of Honor,
Speaker 1: You want to talk about Call of Dude. You want
Speaker 1: to talk about Gears of War? You want to talk
Speaker 1: about uh battlefield? You want to? I mean, we go
Speaker 1: down the list, and each one of those has like
Speaker 1: six different variations of each one. Modern warfare, modern warfare, too,
Speaker 1: modern warfare, black ops, modern warfare, ghost bah name your thing, right,
Speaker 1: And I'm not against these games. I fucking love these games.
Speaker 1: But we also have to be like we say, open
Speaker 1: up that third eye and look at things at face
Speaker 1: value for what they are essentially talk about how they've
Speaker 1: soft launched aliens and shit at us. Bro, I feel
Speaker 1: like aliens of the g rated version. They soft launched
Speaker 1: Nazi zombies at.
Speaker 2: US, right, I think, yeah, we're essentially being conditioned like
Speaker 2: unknowingly spirit animal. Finally, we haven't heard you all night
Speaker 2: and we are over an hour end. How dare you
Speaker 2: not say high to us?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 8: I text, Hey, but no, it's funny you mentioned Medal
Speaker 8: of Honor. There's over Uh. It was one of the
Speaker 8: first games on the original PlayStation. There has over twenty
Speaker 8: games set in that franchise. What Metal v hon Horizon
Speaker 8: Sun was the reason why I ultimately chose the Marine Corps.
Speaker 8: It was the first game I played, and it got
Speaker 8: me into the military.
Speaker 1: And you know, on the PS one was my first
Speaker 1: first person shooter game. The first one I ever played
Speaker 1: was Double seven Golden Eye on the Nintendo sixty four.
Speaker 11: Brought the minds and the haystacks and have lasers.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, yeah, dude, you gotta take it back to Doom.
Speaker 2: You really think about how far on the computer.
Speaker 1: That was the school right there.
Speaker 11: Have y'all played that?
Speaker 1: What isn't Pong?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I've played well yeah, yeah, we're talking about first person
Speaker 1: shooter games. You know, Pong for sure. That's like saying
Speaker 1: you ever played duck Hunter, like for sure, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it is crazy because that is kind
Speaker 2: of like, you know, think about how much time people
Speaker 2: spend on video games and watching TV and everything, and
Speaker 2: everything always seems to be geared towards you know, they're
Speaker 2: recruiting you, or they're trying to corral you, they're trying
Speaker 2: to sway your opinion, and it's always just trying to
Speaker 2: essentially get you on board, almost subconsciously. And so yeah,
Speaker 2: I think that, you know, whenever you think about Infinity
Speaker 2: War and endgame with with the Avengers and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: that could be like a conditioning to prepare for what's
Speaker 2: to come. I don't think that's that that's that crazy.
Speaker 1: Why do you think I like my kids playing first
Speaker 1: person shooter games. Dude, I need them to be prepared.
Speaker 1: I don't know the world they're going to be living
Speaker 1: in as adults. I just need them to kind of
Speaker 1: be prepared for everything, you know.
Speaker 2: Oh and how interesting is it that, like in order
Speaker 2: to get in the middle you got to be eighteen, right,
Speaker 2: Like you can sign up for the military when you're seventeen, though,
Speaker 2: I think didn't you sign up when you were seventeen?
Speaker 1: Yeah, seventeen with parents' permission.
Speaker 2: Right, And like you had been playing you know, shooter
Speaker 2: games like you say that. Literally, wasn't it saving Private
Speaker 2: Ryan that got you into the military in the first place?
Speaker 1: Oh, dude, I was three years old. I told you,
Speaker 1: I just let my kids watch that opening scene like
Speaker 1: last week or the week before.
Speaker 3: It's a great movie, dude.
Speaker 1: I they were asking me, They're like, so, why did
Speaker 1: you want to join the Marines? I think it was
Speaker 1: Veterans Day as a matter of fact. I was like,
Speaker 1: cause I saw Saving Private Ryan and this and this,
Speaker 1: and like wait what. I was like, wait, you've never
Speaker 1: seen it? Keep my eight year old, my eleven year old. No,
Speaker 1: they've never fucking seen Saving Private Ryan.
Speaker 10: Right.
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh, well, this is a history time,
Speaker 1: this is classes in session. Let's go. So I played
Speaker 1: the first uh, probably twenty minutes of Saving Private Ryan, which,
Speaker 1: in my opinion.
Speaker 2: Probably all that was needed. Huh, probably all that was
Speaker 2: needed to get your point.
Speaker 1: I think so. I think so. I think the lesson
Speaker 1: was taught very efficiently actually, and they loved the movie.
Speaker 1: But I was like, so I saw that scene when
Speaker 1: I was three years old, my youngest his age, and
Speaker 1: I pretty much decided that that was what I needed
Speaker 1: to do with my life. That was it. There was
Speaker 1: nothing else that mattered, and boom, you know, so that
Speaker 1: was it. At a very early age, saying that is
Speaker 1: what kind of steered me in that direction. This is
Speaker 1: before nine to eleven.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm just telling you do that.
Speaker 2: I think it's just all really conditioning. But let's get
Speaker 2: back to the chat over here, because my god, we
Speaker 2: are ninety nine behind right now, ninety nine plus.
Speaker 1: Behind nine problems. But a bitch a one hit me.
Speaker 3: The last Gooney said.
Speaker 2: I don't know about Sam squenches, but Jacob has the
Speaker 2: teen wolf thing going on.
Speaker 1: Appreciate you, Appreciate you. I dig the wolf vib goonies.
Speaker 2: Never say Die, says, gimme some of them noodles, Jess.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to eat a quarter of shrumies with the
Speaker 2: Sam squanch and get mystical as fuck.
Speaker 1: Yo, a quarters some shrewmies with the Sam squantch. That
Speaker 1: sounds like a mythical good evening.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think you would be vibrating in and
Speaker 2: out of this dimension if you took shrooms with Sam squanches.
Speaker 1: I should hope, I should hope squarely.
Speaker 2: Dan said, way off topic, whatever happened to that alien
Speaker 2: in the Florida Mall.
Speaker 3: Don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've reached out to my buddy who was a cop,
Speaker 1: and he's still with the department. No word, he said,
Speaker 1: I don't know. The we never really heard anything from
Speaker 1: that department. Again, this, this, and this, he kind of
Speaker 1: went under the rug with it. I died have no
Speaker 1: idea whatever happened to that Miami Mall tall white alien situation.
Speaker 2: You know what's interesting though, in the day and age
Speaker 2: and there was a podcast, a great podcast out there
Speaker 2: that it's called Ninja's or butterf Lies, they brought up
Speaker 2: a very interesting topic that I saw them talking about,
Speaker 2: and they basically said that, like, all right, you know
Speaker 2: there there are rumors that there were these massive aliens
Speaker 2: walking through the official like police report said that no,
Speaker 2: it was actually just dudes like trying to beat each
Speaker 2: other up with sticks or something like that, which are
Speaker 2: very contradicting. I mean, I don't think it gets farther
Speaker 2: apart in stories when you're talking about, oh, there was
Speaker 2: aliens and then there's just fucking people going caveman style
Speaker 2: wing against each other with their with their bats and shit.
Speaker 2: But anyway, one thing that is not brought up in
Speaker 2: this conversation is we live in the day and age
Speaker 2: of the cell phone, and people are whipping out their
Speaker 2: cell phone to video everything. Did you know that there
Speaker 2: is not a single video or picture of inside of
Speaker 2: that mall during that day all around the internet.
Speaker 1: The only the video that I saw was outside and
Speaker 1: it seemed like it was from the parking lot. Now
Speaker 1: I don't know which parking lot. I'm not familiar with
Speaker 1: that mall. I couldn't like tell you specifically which side
Speaker 1: and what and whatever. But again it seemed like body
Speaker 1: cam footage from a police officer. Now to what level
Speaker 1: was it fake? Who knows? Like I said, it's kind
Speaker 1: of been pushed under the rug, and we haven't really
Speaker 1: heard much about it since. But damn, I really haven't
Speaker 1: thought about that since either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's kind of been pushed under the rug.
Speaker 2: And I believe that as much as I believe you
Speaker 2: know that that lady on the motherfucking plane, Like, I
Speaker 2: just I don't buy that that's her. I just I'll
Speaker 2: never buy that's.
Speaker 1: Maddie Ice, like trying to date her or something.
Speaker 2: She Yeah, like he's slid into her DMS and she
Speaker 2: was talking back to him and shit, And.
Speaker 3: I was like, dude, was it Maddie Ice?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: I think it was White Rabbit, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Oh it was a catalyst.
Speaker 3: It might have been a big catalyst.
Speaker 1: Yeah, old cat old big Catalyst Jones. Dude, we're gonna
Speaker 1: be talking to him soon, so we'll see. We'll see
Speaker 1: how that relationship.
Speaker 2: That's definitely something that Catalyst Jones would fucking there's no doubt.
Speaker 1: A hundred vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because remember he was saying that she tried to
Speaker 2: buy him shoes or something like that. Like essentially he's like,
Speaker 2: she's like the sugar mama to him.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love this job. We we have
Speaker 1: met so many fucking wild people. It's uh, speaking of
Speaker 1: what Sam, what you got?
Speaker 11: Okay, I'm I want a sports But who is not
Speaker 11: a ice?
Speaker 2: Oh no, we're not talking about Matt Ryans is the
Speaker 2: guy that uh does the court board.
Speaker 1: He's got the red strings connecting everything. He's the man
Speaker 1: as far as the Trump time traveling conspiratorial Okay, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he's on his ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, great guy.
Speaker 2: We've had him on I don't even know how many times,
Speaker 2: at least seven or eight times.
Speaker 1: I think I think five or six, but probably Morio.
Speaker 11: Hey, no offense, but I didn't catch the LSU game.
Speaker 11: How was it?
Speaker 1: It was a spanking. It was a proper spanking. Uh
Speaker 1: Bama spank the fuck out of us and that's okay,
Speaker 1: we expected it. Look, and I'm not gonna sit here
Speaker 1: and be like this year's a building year for us. No, look,
Speaker 1: LSU was gonna suck this year and robbably next year
Speaker 1: and more than likely the year after that. And that's okay.
Speaker 8: Like Bama's doing. I'm I'm disappointed in Bama on some
Speaker 8: ol shit. I'm highly disappointed.
Speaker 1: But you're coming off with dynasty. I want to hear
Speaker 1: no shit from you.
Speaker 4: What they have.
Speaker 11: They have no respect for the new coach.
Speaker 8: Granted I don't know the coach, but nobody will ever
Speaker 8: live live up to Sab.
Speaker 1: That's like saying somebody's gonna live up to Leonidas or
Speaker 1: like Spartacus, Like.
Speaker 11: No, somebody's gonna be like the Hardy Boys.
Speaker 1: Look, look, Nick Saban has immortalized himself in college football
Speaker 1: coaching legendary status. It's like saying somebody's gonna compete with
Speaker 1: Bear Bryant. Like no, it's there will never be another
Speaker 1: Nick Saban, and that's just gonna be what it's gonna be. No,
Speaker 1: the new coach ain't getting no respect, of course not.
Speaker 1: This is the way.
Speaker 11: Satan beat Babe Byan's record.
Speaker 8: I had like fourteen or sixteen, we nick Sayen has
Speaker 8: seventeen yep.
Speaker 1: But I mean it's like at that point we're talking
Speaker 1: about beating records in a different generation. That's like saying
Speaker 1: that a Rod beat Babe Ruth's records. Like, Okay, that's
Speaker 1: but we're talking about different day in ages, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but I was actually talking about this past game.
Speaker 8: I saw a Obama game, but I wanted to watch
Speaker 8: the LSU game, but I was at work, So yeah,
Speaker 8: miss nothing.
Speaker 2: Okay, he's a Bama fan, so he did miss something.
Speaker 2: I think that's what he was trying to say.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, even as a Bama fan, like you
Speaker 1: expected that outcome, it got what you got. You know,
Speaker 1: it was about it was another day at the office
Speaker 1: for both parties. Let's be honest.
Speaker 2: Unless Joe Burrow or Jaden Daniels is that quarterback for LSU,
Speaker 2: Alabama will continue to wax.
Speaker 3: LSU's ass every year, he'd be like that.
Speaker 2: But speaking on the sports topic here, I feel like
Speaker 2: we haven't really gone into the rabbit hole that is
Speaker 2: Jake Paul and Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1: Oh, for the love of god, dude, did you that
Speaker 1: was sad?
Speaker 2: I'm not even talking about the fight itself. I'm talking
Speaker 2: about what happened behind closed doors that I recently learned
Speaker 2: about just a few days ago. Do you know what
Speaker 2: also happened that night of the Jake Paul and Mike
Speaker 2: Tyson fite.
Speaker 1: It could be a number of things.
Speaker 2: The Pentagon failed it's seventh audit in a row, meaning
Speaker 2: they lost more money, and they're not being really very
Speaker 2: open with their spending, so they're failing all these audits.
Speaker 3: Which is very it's very peculiar.
Speaker 1: Because this is the th audit, right.
Speaker 3: The seventh audit in a row. They failed seventh.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's not like there's a new thing they've
Speaker 1: been doing. They've been failing for a minute, right, right.
Speaker 2: But it just so happened that that was released literally
Speaker 2: like an hour before the Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight. Okay,
Speaker 2: so all the eyes I think about how many eyes
Speaker 2: were on Netflix. It literally crashed like most people couldn't
Speaker 2: even keep up with it in real time because so
Speaker 2: many people were watching it, right, Yeah, like literally more
Speaker 2: people watch that then tuned into the US election.
Speaker 1: I don't think that that was why, or strategically why
Speaker 1: the Department of Defense decided to release that they failed
Speaker 1: another audit.
Speaker 3: Oh, they definitely didn't.
Speaker 2: Because the fight was originally scheduled for like July eighth,
Speaker 2: and it ended up happening November fifteenth.
Speaker 1: I thought that was because Jake Paul or Mike Tyson
Speaker 1: had an issue and they couldn't be ready for that
Speaker 1: day or whatever. If somebody was sick or an injury
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: I mean, if the fight is, if the fight is rigged,
Speaker 2: who gives a shit if somebody's injured.
Speaker 1: Because it was about the look of it, bro, we
Speaker 1: had to keep it going that it wasn't rigged and
Speaker 1: it was real and ooh hoop ty and just knocks
Speaker 1: the fuck out of him. Man baa baa. Of course
Speaker 1: it was rigged. Of course it was rigged.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody doubting is doubting that, like even
Speaker 2: even there was dude, there was an interview of Jake
Speaker 2: Paul a year ago talking about how he knew that
Speaker 2: the sport was rigged, Like it is the most rigged
Speaker 2: sport in all of sports, he said on video, and
Speaker 2: now and now he gets a fight with Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1: Like boxing is a horribly horribly rigged sport.
Speaker 2: It's like baseball, it's like basketball, football, like it's it's
Speaker 2: all rigged. I don't want to I don't want to
Speaker 2: accept it. It's happening in the NFL, but it's hard
Speaker 2: not to spirit animal. What are your thoughts on that,
Speaker 2: Sir Samuel.
Speaker 8: Yeah, So reason why the fight got changed to the
Speaker 8: to the current date that it happened on was because
Speaker 8: allegedly Mike Tyson almost died. He had he lost half
Speaker 8: of his blood and he had had eight blood transseasons,
Speaker 8: which uh, but you could tell by the way he
Speaker 8: was fighting that he was holding back because like when
Speaker 8: Jake hid him, you could see Mike Tyson get pissed
Speaker 8: off and he bout hit him and he bout knocked
Speaker 8: him out. Then he's did Then he counted with a sniff,
Speaker 8: and he could have hit him, but he stopped himself
Speaker 8: because he knows if he didn't ask all eight rounds
Speaker 8: and if he knocked him out, he was not gonna
Speaker 8: get paid.
Speaker 11: And he just.
Speaker 1: He looks like he had chains between his hands and
Speaker 1: between his legs the entire fight, Like he looked like
Speaker 1: he was holding men all the time because he was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and.
Speaker 11: I just I couldn't live with that, that you'll say.
Speaker 1: Whoever, the two Hispanic gentlemen were that fought, not the
Speaker 1: two women fight, although that pissed me the fuck off.
Speaker 1: That Irish chick head butted her like five times, back
Speaker 1: to back to back. The ref finally said something around
Speaker 1: the fourth one that pissed me right off. But before that, Oh,
Speaker 1: boy with the pink and black Aztec garb and boy
Speaker 1: with the red one. Yo, that was a fucking fight, son,
Speaker 1: Did y'all see that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good fight. I enjoyed all of
Speaker 2: the fights except for the Jake Paul and Mike Tyson one.
Speaker 1: Really yo. The them motherfucker's there. They said they came
Speaker 1: there for a fucking fight. Heard that they came for
Speaker 1: a belt. They heard no fucking belt. And I was yo,
Speaker 1: I was here for all that smoke. That was solid.
Speaker 1: Both of their faces were mangled at the end of
Speaker 1: it because they were hungry for it. Bro Oh, it
Speaker 1: was good.
Speaker 2: Fighting speaking for hunger for CTE and loss of uh
Speaker 2: brain neurons and stuff. How about the whole fluoride thing.
Speaker 2: About how fluoride is officially classified as a neurotoxin in
Speaker 2: the world's top medical journals.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like that should have been listed
Speaker 1: there a while ago. But you know, I'm glad it
Speaker 1: finally made its way. There are they gonna stop pumping
Speaker 1: in our waters?
Speaker 2: Allegedly allegedly as soon as Trump gets an office, that
Speaker 2: is one of rfk's first things that he's gonna be doing.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: We can only hope and pray, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I guess so, oh gal slute, g ow.
Speaker 1: Slute, here's a war.
Speaker 5: Come on now, we were talking video games. Did you
Speaker 5: guys see AOC trying to get like trying to trap
Speaker 5: RFK and like his questioning and he like ran circles
Speaker 5: around her.
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I've been watching all of the all of their whatever
Speaker 5: they are, the assemblies that have been happening, and him
Speaker 5: just like going to absolute war with the vaccines and
Speaker 5: the food and the darg administration stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm ready for it. AOC needs to quit trying to
Speaker 1: use her voice to do anything ever ever. That's that's sad.
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that because she's a woman. No,
Speaker 1: I'm saying because she's a fucking retard. Like it's bad
Speaker 1: AOC versus RFK. We're talking about somebody with real, real
Speaker 1: artillery style brain power versus somebody who was a bar
Speaker 1: salute until she got elected to her position.
Speaker 2: But like A right, okay, I mean, you know, kudos
Speaker 2: for trying at least AOC, but didn't work out for
Speaker 2: you enough said stuff.
Speaker 1: I wan, why does she keep getting elected? That's my issue?
Speaker 1: Who keeps electing that bitch?
Speaker 2: The extremist bro she's extremists again, you're the saying people
Speaker 2: that are, you know, keep on electing fucking old heavies.
Speaker 1: O heavy old Pelosi dog Pelosi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I know that you.
Speaker 1: Were talking about. Yeah, heavies. She do got some heavies
Speaker 1: on her.
Speaker 12: Though, Stephanie, I did some looking into the feeling of
Speaker 12: the audit and I saw this clip and it was
Speaker 12: from John Stewart years ago where he was interviewing the
Speaker 12: spokesperson for the Pentagon spokeswoman and.
Speaker 6: She literally, you know, essentially had no explanation for the money.
Speaker 6: We're talking multiple billions, possible trillions dollars essentially, and he
Speaker 6: called her out and he said, you know, you guys
Speaker 6: have wasted the money, and she's like, well, I wouldn't
Speaker 6: say it's wasted, and he's he had to walk her
Speaker 6: through what it means to waste money when you can't
Speaker 6: account for the money, and she kind of laughed. I
Speaker 6: didn't know if it was a nervous laugh or a
Speaker 6: maniacal laugh. Obviously I interpret it into a maniacal laugh.
Speaker 2: But they always laugh like that anytime they know that
Speaker 2: they're caught in some shit.
Speaker 3: It's always, you're so money such a ludicrous What does.
Speaker 1: It mean to like lose the money? You know, when
Speaker 1: you don't have the money you can't account for it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like what do you mean by like lose? Like
Speaker 1: what does this mean?
Speaker 3: Did it fall out of your pocket?
Speaker 1: You know what? When they start asking the dumb questions,
Speaker 1: it's like, come on, now, you can't even play this
Speaker 1: game any better than that. And that's a real grown
Speaker 1: up adult that other real grown up adults keep electing
Speaker 1: to that position.
Speaker 2: Uh Ravenlee, Oh we finally get a regular name from you?
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, do you I know this is random, but
Speaker 5: did you see the shadow cabinet that they're making that
Speaker 5: the Democrats decided that they've like been together and they're
Speaker 5: trying to like pretty much you know, say that if
Speaker 5: Trump actually goes through with doing all of the things
Speaker 5: that his team is saying that they are going to
Speaker 5: pretty much band together and they're gonna fight against this
Speaker 5: system and do all of this stuff, and like they're
Speaker 5: they're trying to make their whole little group, but then
Speaker 5: tell everybody about it too.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I thought we were going on this platform where.
Speaker 3: We cared about democracy. Democracy is so.
Speaker 2: Important, Yet whenever you lose, you don't want to go
Speaker 2: with democracy. That doesn't make any fucking sense to me.
Speaker 1: We have an access of evil. Seems like we have
Speaker 1: a group of supervillains, like joining forces.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I mean, democracy is great as long
Speaker 2: as it's in your favor, I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't realize that they were formalizing their
Speaker 1: their union of uh, you know, of whatever. That that's crazy.
Speaker 1: So the far left is gonna start ganging up in
Speaker 1: the political sphere. Is this, dude? All right? Talk about
Speaker 1: some WWE shit?
Speaker 3: Yo?
Speaker 1: Is this is this the the NW?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is this is this pretty much?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 1: Is this what they're trying to do? Is this gonna
Speaker 1: be like the bloodline? They're trying to make a real
Speaker 1: life bloodline to go against Vince McMahon a k a.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump? Is this really happening there.
Speaker 2: Actually it makes sense more so for the nWo literally
Speaker 2: stands for New World Orders. So yeah, I think so
Speaker 2: Spirit Animal, give me, give me some wrestling over here.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 8: Okay, So it's funny you brought up the bloodline and
Speaker 8: the n w O.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 8: That's the thing. The blood line is going down the
Speaker 8: same path as n w O. Everybody's fucking joining. I
Speaker 8: understand that actually blood relatives and all so is lock
Speaker 8: through attutual of blood ties. But anyway, can we all
Speaker 8: just fuck Solo Socoa and Jacob Pattu as their characters
Speaker 8: just they know it's og.
Speaker 11: Blood line all the way.
Speaker 2: I'm for fuck the entire bloodline personally, but I really
Speaker 2: don't watch wrestling as much as I used to anymore.
Speaker 2: But I was never a fan of the Bloodline in general,
Speaker 2: which I don't think you're supposed to be a fan,
Speaker 2: Like they're supposed to be people that you hate, so
Speaker 2: they're doing their job.
Speaker 1: There's people that are fans of Slytherin, right. There's people
Speaker 1: that are fans of Darth Vaders and like Rock the
Speaker 1: Empire shit, Like for some reason, there's people that love
Speaker 1: being a part of the They love sipping that hater aide.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: I mean it's the same people that you know, you
Speaker 2: always mentioned smoke meth in Hall Satan like. It's just
Speaker 2: that kind of it's just that kind of mentality where
Speaker 2: you want to be.
Speaker 3: The opposite end.
Speaker 1: For the sake of being contrarian.
Speaker 2: Exactly exactly. So all right, let's get back down to
Speaker 2: we gotta starting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm about to say I'm way up here.
Speaker 2: Supposedly the Brohio podcast had a big foot erotica episode, Jacob.
Speaker 2: That seems like something you'd be into, you know.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, So, once upon a time, when I
Speaker 1: was a young devil pup, there was a guy in
Speaker 1: Urpeltoon that spent and I'm not shitting you, somewhere around
Speaker 1: three to four hundred dollars a month on porn. And
Speaker 1: I don't mean like DVDs or like digital downloads. I
Speaker 1: mean magazines like straight up dumpster porn, dude, he and
Speaker 1: like name it. And it was there like the Guilf's
Speaker 1: over seventy the you name it, just the randomst magazines.
Speaker 1: And some of it was like Hustler and Playboy in
Speaker 1: the classics, but some of it was the wild obscure shit.
Speaker 1: And so when he rolled out, he didn't take his
Speaker 1: porn stash with him. So we had like eight, i
Speaker 1: mean like legit from the floor to the ceiling, tall
Speaker 1: towers of magazines. Probably eight of these things from the
Speaker 1: floor to the ceiling. So we just like dispersed them
Speaker 1: right from Florida floor. And in that mix was something
Speaker 1: along these lines of like cryptid literrotica. I perused more
Speaker 1: out of curiosity.
Speaker 3: In the bathroom.
Speaker 1: No, no more, this was actually out in the open.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you. Wasn't. There was no pictures.
Speaker 1: There was cartoon pictures, but it was a lot of editorials,
Speaker 1: a lot of little articles that were written. Uh look,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna yuck someone's yum okay, But all I
Speaker 1: am gonna say is that the people that wrote those
Speaker 1: articles were clearly furries before that was a thing. That's
Speaker 1: all I'm saying.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of really weird porn out there. And
Speaker 3: oh yeah, I mean, hey.
Speaker 1: You like what you like for the internet, dog, if
Speaker 1: you can imagine it.
Speaker 2: It's porn, makes sense, makes sense. So yeah, and then
Speaker 2: of course Steph said, I'm gonna have to check it out.
Speaker 1: Wait, check what out no stuff, Actually go for it.
Speaker 1: It's pretty fucking great.
Speaker 2: Squirrely Dan said, Nick and Rob from Brohio are my
Speaker 2: dirty daddies. I want to see Nick and Rob with
Speaker 2: Jonathan and Jacob. Hell yeah, that'd be fun.
Speaker 1: Let's do it, dude.
Speaker 2: We got to try and reach out to some people
Speaker 2: like that. That seems like people we would definitely fuck
Speaker 2: around with and find out Rohio.
Speaker 1: I'm about it.
Speaker 2: Team Squatch said, the Squatch is real Spirit Animals said
Speaker 2: dune shrooms twice, not gonna lie. Don't want to again,
Speaker 2: both times with snake related Not a big fan of snakes,
Speaker 2: shit's evil watch how they eat Enough said on the
Speaker 2: dust eater ashes to ashes, dust to dust, would definitely
Speaker 2: like to match on a sack of the blessed.
Speaker 1: Herb Okay word up or it up and Sam.
Speaker 2: Team Squatch said, I love snakes, I've owned several, but
Speaker 2: don't fuck with shrooms. Had a terrible trip and haven't
Speaker 2: touched that shit or anything since I was nineteen. For you,
Speaker 2: I've had the good trips and the bad trips, and
Speaker 2: unfortunately the bad trips are the teachers. You know, it'd
Speaker 2: be like that, the bad experiences are what give us
Speaker 2: the perspective to appreciate the good experiences. Unfortunately, we can't
Speaker 2: appreciate the good unless we've been through the shit of
Speaker 2: the bad.
Speaker 1: You know, it's a bitch of it.
Speaker 2: Do the truffle shuffle said, sound similar to the scales
Speaker 2: of judgment in Egyptian paganism.
Speaker 3: I forget what we were talking about.
Speaker 1: Then could be the judgment at the end. Whenever you
Speaker 1: weigh your heart against the feather of the feather of
Speaker 1: truth to see if it's lighter than the feather, and
Speaker 1: if it is, then you the path to walk to
Speaker 1: paradise is wide, and if it's heavier than it goes
Speaker 1: like the slide of a razor. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, the spirit animal said, the meta age and the
Speaker 2: Bayou shaman, thank you.
Speaker 1: So word up and accounted for what it do.
Speaker 2: We will try and live up to those glorious titles.
Speaker 2: The sloth sloth Love chunk said, The house of the
Speaker 2: Lord resides in the heart of every man. A one
Speaker 2: eyed Willie said, damn it, how come I didn't think
Speaker 2: of sloth Love's chunk. I fucking love you.
Speaker 1: No doubt.
Speaker 2: That's solid name, Ashley said. Regardless of the choices that
Speaker 2: you make God is still inside of you. He won't
Speaker 2: abandon you. Kind of the point that I was trying
Speaker 2: to make there.
Speaker 1: No, I agree with that for sure.
Speaker 2: The last goony said, you, why is why are all
Speaker 2: these goonies related?
Speaker 11: I like it.
Speaker 1: I like it. They kind of roll man. The chat
Speaker 1: kind of does its own thing. We try to keep up.
Speaker 1: I think we're doing okay tonight.
Speaker 12: Um.
Speaker 2: The last goony said, you could end this argument. I
Speaker 2: guess the argument we were having right now by looking
Speaker 2: up the barashet prophecy. It's all written bearashet.
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: Search it up, brother, cause I'm are you pronouncing it right?
Speaker 1: Bearshet bursheet b e r I s h e e
Speaker 1: t breshithit.
Speaker 3: I don't know, all right? The barysheet be of sheet
Speaker 3: bet a sheet all right?
Speaker 2: So I guess it depends on what version of that
Speaker 2: we want, because everybody probably has their own interpretation of it.
Speaker 2: Let's just click the first article, which has got questions
Speaker 2: dot org, which is a biblical kind of website. I
Speaker 2: will share thy screen and get into this barasheet prophecy
Speaker 2: barsheet passover prophecy.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a passover thing, so it's Jewish interesting.
Speaker 2: The Barashet Passover Prophecy maintains the seventeenth seventieth, yeah, seventieth
Speaker 2: Week of Daniel, also referred to as the Tribulation Period,
Speaker 2: will commence in twenty twenty three, followed by the establishment
Speaker 2: of the Millennial Kingdom of Christ in twenty thirty. Oh,
Speaker 2: what the fuck this is coming up? Oh, twenty twenty
Speaker 2: three is behind us. But it's as if, as Lovex states,
Speaker 2: the rapture will take place prior to the beginning of
Speaker 2: Daniel's seventieth week. The rapture of the Church must occur
Speaker 2: sometime in twenty twenty three. Loveck's calculations in the Bearshet
Speaker 2: Passover Prophecy are based on a symbolic in Numeric's understanding
Speaker 2: of the first Hebrew word in Genesis Breschet. I don't
Speaker 2: know if they rolled their tongues back then. It just
Speaker 2: sounds cooler, and the pattern of the six days of
Speaker 2: Creation followed by the one Day of Rest. Finding several
Speaker 2: Hebrew words embedded in the first word of the Bible,
Speaker 2: and using the Creation week as a model of God's timeline,
Speaker 2: Levic maps out the history of the world. According to Levic,
Speaker 2: the word besheet contains seven prophetic meanings, So number one
Speaker 2: would be the beginning of creation. Number two would be
Speaker 2: the beginning of sin, the number three would be the
Speaker 2: beginning of the church age, number four the beginning of
Speaker 2: the Church's time in heaven, number five the beginning of
Speaker 2: Daniel seventieth Week. Six the beginning of Christ's Millennial Kingdom,
Speaker 2: and then number seven the beginning of the New Heavens.
Speaker 3: And New Earth.
Speaker 2: So what where we are, I guess would be at
Speaker 2: number five the beginning of Daniel seventieth Week, which happened
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty three allegedly, and then the six to one,
Speaker 2: which would come in twenty thirty would be known as
Speaker 2: Christ's Millennial Kingdom, and then it wouldn't be until thirty
Speaker 2: thirty that that would be the beginning of the New
Speaker 2: Heavens and New Earth.
Speaker 1: So it said that the rapture was supposed to happen
Speaker 1: last year, and if it did, I'm kind of bummed out.
Speaker 3: Jacob, You're fucked if that happened.
Speaker 1: Bro Uh, not fucked, you know, because I do believe
Speaker 1: he'll come back at the end of the seven years
Speaker 1: of child's and tribulations. I'm just I'm kind of pissed
Speaker 1: off that I'm here for that part was hoping i'd
Speaker 1: uh I'd miss it.
Speaker 2: That's all well, It says, based on this chronology, the
Speaker 2: time of Jesus's death on the Cross, which was passover
Speaker 2: ad thirty marked exactly four thousand years from the fall
Speaker 2: of Adam, and the second coming of Christ to set
Speaker 2: up his kingdom will take place exactly two thousand years
Speaker 2: after his death and resurrection. This gives a total of
Speaker 2: six thousand years for mankind's quote unquote work, and the
Speaker 2: final thousand years is reserved for quote unquote rest in
Speaker 2: the millennial kingdom seven prophetic days. So it says for
Speaker 2: the bearshet Passover prophecy to be credible. C. J. Loveck's
Speaker 2: elaborate system of Numerican symbolic calculations based on single Hebrew
Speaker 2: word must be meticulously accurate. The earth must be about
Speaker 2: six thousand years old. Adam must have willfully disobeyed God
Speaker 2: at the age of thirty three years and six months,
Speaker 2: so thirty three and a half years old. The book's
Speaker 2: author must not have violated Jesus' statement that quote unquote,
Speaker 2: concerning that day and hour, no one knows, not even
Speaker 2: the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only,
Speaker 2: it says. But to his credit, loveck adheres to the
Speaker 2: historic essential doctrines of Christianity. His teaching support the deity
Speaker 2: of Jesus. Try you nature of God, the inerrancy of
Speaker 2: the scriptures, and salvation by grace through faith in Jesus
Speaker 2: Christ or Christ Jesus. With that said, should the bearshet
Speaker 2: prospet bear sheet, pass over prophecy be taken seriously?
Speaker 3: Has CJ.
Speaker 2: Lovick unraveled the eschatological mystery?
Speaker 3: Damn?
Speaker 2: I just crushed that that has eluded bibel or Bible
Speaker 2: scholars for two thousand years. As we are currently in
Speaker 2: the year twenty twenty three, the year of the rapture.
Speaker 2: According to Lovic, the matter will be settled soon enough.
Speaker 1: So I guess big swing and a miss on that.
Speaker 1: But I guess we'll see. Maybe it was off by
Speaker 1: a year or two. I don't know. I've never heard
Speaker 1: that Adam was thirty three and a half when he Okay, sure, sure.
Speaker 3: But interesting.
Speaker 2: I always love the people that are trying to figure
Speaker 2: out when the end of the world's going to be.
Speaker 2: I like, I don't understand the obsession with when the
Speaker 2: end is going to be.
Speaker 3: I just don't like, why what are you in a
Speaker 3: rush for? Enjoy this time?
Speaker 2: We have literally eternity to spend wherever that is in
Speaker 2: heaven and the ethereal realm as reincarnates on other planets.
Speaker 2: Whatever your beliefs are, or hell or hell or hell,
Speaker 2: there's that.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I don't know what the rush is.
Speaker 1: I mean I see it kind of like would you
Speaker 1: want to know the day and time that you're gonna die?
Speaker 1: And personally no, no not. I mean I understand from
Speaker 1: a philosophical thought standpoint why you would want to know, sure, right,
Speaker 1: but personally, fuck no, I don't want to know that shit.
Speaker 1: Oh it did ruin the rest of my life. So
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. You see things like
Speaker 1: this and it's like, bro, why you'll figure it out,
Speaker 1: You'll see you know.
Speaker 2: This is an interesting sentiment by Nation Boycott, who says,
Speaker 2: I think God is in everything, but everything is not God.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Oh interesting?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like God was within Hitler, but that doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that Hitler was God. I'm with you, okay, damn.
Speaker 2: The last Gooney said to teach the way you are
Speaker 2: going through the ego detachment, or the detachment of the ego.
Speaker 2: Oh I think that I am actually yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2: And then of course the spirit animal has to bring
Speaker 2: up a Dorothy Explorer in Diddy meme where it's she
Speaker 2: goes diddy, no diddy ing Diddy, no diddy ing Diddy,
Speaker 2: no diddy ing.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 2: Uh, goonies never say die said steph. My g pause
Speaker 2: or grandpa's name was literally Joseph Smith Junior and Thomas
Speaker 2: McBride murdered at hans Mill was like my great great uncle.
Speaker 2: My bloodline is entrenched in Mormon bullshit. Wow, it's got
Speaker 2: to be unfortunate.
Speaker 4: It's ridiculous. Bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh man, that is.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess we probably have something within our
Speaker 2: blood that lines us up to some kind of lineage
Speaker 2: that most of us probably wouldn't be proud of.
Speaker 3: So I mean, it's probably across the board.
Speaker 1: The only thing I've found for my own is that
Speaker 1: apparently some distant relative of mine started a whole another
Speaker 1: denomination of Christianity once upon a time. They're still operating today,
Speaker 1: but they're just pretentious assholes. It's called Christadelphian m.
Speaker 2: The last Goonies, the last Goony says aliens equals demons.
Speaker 1: I mean that seems to be the going trend. I
Speaker 1: respectfully disagree, but I know a lot of people that
Speaker 1: think that that is a truth, and like, no doubt.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I hope they're not. I can't say that
Speaker 2: I one hundred percent know for a fact. I don't
Speaker 2: think anybody knows anything one hundred percent for a fact
Speaker 2: as far as UFOs and aliens and all that shit goes,
Speaker 2: It's it's pure speculation.
Speaker 1: Mermaids and I don't mean ariel, I mean the mermaids
Speaker 1: that are like myth and legend, the ones that are
Speaker 1: fucking terrifying sirens. Does all all mermaids are demonic?
Speaker 3: I mean that some of them.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm asking, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean I think that it kind of is based
Speaker 2: upon perspective, though, if you really think about it, like,
Speaker 2: you know, does the does the deer look at humans
Speaker 2: like we're evil because we hunt and kill them and
Speaker 2: eat them?
Speaker 1: I would think.
Speaker 3: Maybe, But do we look at ourselves as evil?
Speaker 1: But like, okay, that's my point. A witch that's murdering
Speaker 1: children is inherently bad. The woman in the woods making
Speaker 1: herbal remedies is not right, So like we're not necessarily
Speaker 1: comparing apples to apples the mermaids that are in the sea.
Speaker 1: If it was ever confirmed that one day mermaids are real,
Speaker 1: do we immediately well, they're because they're damons, because Satan
Speaker 1: made them real. Like yo, whoa, whoa, Hey, first of all,
Speaker 1: maybe second, let's check it out, let's do a little
Speaker 1: di again. You know, that's just me.
Speaker 2: You know, I have dreams all the time as like that.
Speaker 2: I think about, you know, what if what if there
Speaker 2: was one day or you know, one piece of reality
Speaker 2: that we were to experience. I don't know, maybe we
Speaker 2: reincarnated into a completely different world or whatever. But I
Speaker 2: just have these weird fucking dreams where humans are no
Speaker 2: longer at the top of the food chain and imagine
Speaker 2: like these big fucking hands coming out of the sky
Speaker 2: and just picking us up and eating us, and like
Speaker 2: could we could we technically be mad at them because
Speaker 2: that's what they got to do to survive, you know,
Speaker 2: and like nobody questions, right, yeah, I know that, but like,
Speaker 2: you know, that's kind of like, you know, we kind
Speaker 2: of give ourselves a pass because we do what we
Speaker 2: got to do to survive.
Speaker 3: But what happens whenever we're not at the top of
Speaker 3: the food chain.
Speaker 2: Can we make that same excuse for somebody on top
Speaker 2: of us on the food chain?
Speaker 4: Oh No.
Speaker 1: It's like if you're ever in the wild and like,
Speaker 1: for whatever reason a mountain lion decides that it wants
Speaker 1: to attack you, and it like it comes down to it, Yo,
Speaker 1: one of you are not walking away from this situation,
Speaker 1: and like maybe the chips will fall in your favor,
Speaker 1: maybe they won't, And it's nobody's fault. It just kind
Speaker 1: of is what it is. You know, no one ever
Speaker 1: promised life to be fair in this bitch. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it just it ain't.
Speaker 2: Samuel, Do you think that aliens equal demons as you're
Speaker 2: grinding up your blessed herbs?
Speaker 3: Sir uh No.
Speaker 8: I believe they are two different entities, though I think
Speaker 8: that one is just. I think one's more with one
Speaker 8: is mathematically will and the other one is like spiritually will.
Speaker 11: But the mother made thing.
Speaker 7: I think that I think there that they're not all
Speaker 7: would be evil if they are true, but in the
Speaker 7: like entity, like down to the core they are will.
Speaker 11: Or if we go off of the Greeks the.
Speaker 7: Silence, then they would lo they were lost sailors to
Speaker 7: their death to eat them. But if we go off
Speaker 7: of the Jamaica, like the Caribbean, which is based off
Speaker 7: of some of the Greek, they have some of the
Speaker 7: same characteristics. But they would drown the sailors and then
Speaker 7: they would based on the flesh. But they would before that,
Speaker 7: they would take the male sperm to impregnate themselves after
Speaker 7: they drowned the man.
Speaker 2: That sounds about evil bitches that I could see.
Speaker 3: That army of Is that zero? All right? What to do?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 13: So I can remember back in the early two thousands,
Speaker 13: this interesting documentary or mockumentary was put out about mermaids,
Speaker 13: basically saying there type of divergent species. They were actually
Speaker 13: like proto humans that instead of surviving on land, it
Speaker 13: moves to the water. So I thought, and if you
Speaker 13: can find that maybe through YouTube or something, I think
Speaker 13: it'd be a good watch.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think that I've seen something like that that eventually,
Speaker 2: you know, some people had to learn to take to
Speaker 2: the water in order to survive kind of thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, look, if they're out here hunting humans and
Speaker 2: lowering the men down there not only to eat them,
Speaker 2: but to suck them of their semen, which might sound
Speaker 2: like a good time to some people.
Speaker 3: I think that.
Speaker 2: I mean, are we really going to fault them for saying, like, Yo,
Speaker 2: I'm done with this pescatarian I'm done with this pescatarian lifestyle.
Speaker 3: I want some actual meat, all.
Speaker 1: Right, all right, real quick, I just talk about mermaids, Jonathan,
Speaker 1: give me the ability to share the screen. As you know,
Speaker 1: I'm a bit of a metal head, and it's not
Speaker 1: often we talk about mermaids on this show. Have you
Speaker 1: ever heard of the song mermaider?
Speaker 3: No, no, I don't believe.
Speaker 1: What the hell. Let me introduce you, sir, quick, little
Speaker 1: little tutorial.
Speaker 14: It's a mermaid or dog. Oh boy, oh boy, indeed,
Speaker 14: it's all Batman by the.
Speaker 15: Way, the role pristine on the water.
Speaker 16: Nothing the time, George cried.
Speaker 15: And if you see your penches walk or John, it
Speaker 15: some pain, Jorgy George's check check check check check fox
Speaker 15: checks chick, said Chuck, marking back.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to share that with everybody I saw
Speaker 1: just a little that was badass, dude.
Speaker 3: Oh no, the whole song is beautiful.
Speaker 1: I love that. The band's name is Death Clock. If
Speaker 1: any of you remember Old Adults Swim. You might remember
Speaker 1: the show Metalocalypse. It's that band and uh yeah, bad metal,
Speaker 1: bad metal forever. As we're talking about Mermaids, I was
Speaker 1: just like mermaid Er was just playing in my head
Speaker 1: like really fucking loud. So I was like, the cult
Speaker 1: members need to know what's going on in my head.
Speaker 2: For some reason, I wish I wish I could growl
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 10: I'd be so sick, Like that's funny you you brought
Speaker 10: up Medlaca bitch me and both of my cousins. We
Speaker 10: literally just talked about metal Ocalyipse, how that video was
Speaker 10: something you would go to sleep that wake up.
Speaker 11: Like one am on Adult Swim. That was awesome.
Speaker 3: Wake up?
Speaker 2: What the fuck nightmare am I living in right now?
Speaker 1: Most of Death Clock's music is ridiculed. It's brutal, but
Speaker 1: it's also ridiculous. How was that one song that opens
Speaker 1: up with like a jaculate failure and it's like proa, wait,
Speaker 1: you didn't go to a doctor, my boy, but like,
Speaker 1: also don't quit playing kind of digging the vibe.
Speaker 3: That's called gone rhea. Oh man.
Speaker 2: Anyway, back to the chat over here, One Eyed Willie said,
Speaker 2: my mama made fun of me for years for seeing UFOs.
Speaker 2: Then she hit me, uh, or she was she hit
Speaker 2: me sorry about that, then she was. Then she was
Speaker 2: with me when we drove under one that was wider
Speaker 2: than both sides of the freeway, scared her shitless. I
Speaker 2: just laughed and I said, I fucking told you that
Speaker 2: they're real. I would love to hear more on that story,
Speaker 2: if you want to delve a little deeper, sir.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to tell me right now?
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, poor dude.
Speaker 9: All right, So, I mean I started seeing these fuckers
Speaker 9: when I was like seven, dude. I am a habitual
Speaker 9: skywatcher and I always have been, especially nighttime.
Speaker 4: So all the way through teens, I've seen.
Speaker 9: Blue, green, purple, red, yellow, fucking every color, like straight line,
Speaker 9: curve lines, one's floating fucking through the sky.
Speaker 4: And my mom has made fun of me for years.
Speaker 9: So then like twenty thirteen, I was living in Boise
Speaker 9: Mountain Home, Air Force Base is right there, and a
Speaker 9: couple of the girls that I was with that night
Speaker 9: it was like New Year's or Christmas Eve or something.
Speaker 9: We were walking into one of the local bars over there,
Speaker 9: and there was like twenty people outside, all staring backwards
Speaker 9: and we stopped and looked back and there's three huge,
Speaker 9: fucking orange glowing orbs and they had like positioned themselves.
Speaker 9: It literally looked like Orion's belt, just the three of
Speaker 9: them sitting there, and I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 9: And the first one kind of started sputtering. Then it
Speaker 9: disappeared all three did that. So I called my mom
Speaker 9: the next morning.
Speaker 4: I was like, I.
Speaker 9: Fucking saw another one, and this time people were with me,
Speaker 9: and because nobody was ever with me. And so she
Speaker 9: sends back a video later and she had been at
Speaker 9: the house here with all my grandparents and everybody, and
Speaker 9: she had like taken a paper plate and drew fucking
Speaker 9: UFO windows on it, and she's like.
Speaker 4: Oh, look, TJ, we saw fucking UFO.
Speaker 9: Two making fun of me and shit. So then fast
Speaker 9: forward to twenty fourteen June. We had gone up to
Speaker 9: Portland to go watch my sister's graduation from college. On
Speaker 9: the way back, we were probably like, I don't know,
Speaker 9: two hours out of Boise, headed east towards Boise in
Speaker 9: the middle of the desert, and there's no overpasses or
Speaker 9: nothing out there, dude, And it was like three or
Speaker 9: four in the morning, and I told them, Like my
Speaker 9: ex wife was sitting shotgun to my mom and my
Speaker 9: baby sister were sitting in the back seat, and I
Speaker 9: thought the three of them were sleeping, you know. I
Speaker 9: was just jamming out and I saw these two red
Speaker 9: lights over the freeway, and I'm like, what the fuck
Speaker 9: is that? Like, I know there's not an overpass. I've
Speaker 9: driven this road a jillion fucking times in my life,
Speaker 9: and so as we're getting closer to it, I'm like
Speaker 9: trying to look up as we're about to go underneath it,
Speaker 9: the two red lights shut shut off and a huge
Speaker 9: circle of white lights that literally, dude, was twice as
Speaker 9: wide as both sides of fucking I eighty four turned
Speaker 9: on just and it was like fucking daylight. And from
Speaker 9: the back seat, my mom goes and I just started laughing. Dude,
Speaker 9: I just started giggling.
Speaker 4: I was like, I fucking told you, I told you
Speaker 4: they're real.
Speaker 9: And this motherfucking thing turned did like a fucking one
Speaker 9: eighty and then light speed gone out of sight, out
Speaker 9: of the atmosphere, and that was hands down the craziest
Speaker 9: one I've ever seen. No sound, no fucking nothing, And
Speaker 9: like to this day, my mom hates talking about it, dude.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 9: It was fucking insane. So that's the biggest and closest
Speaker 9: I've ever been to one, And so yeah, I disagree.
Speaker 9: I don't think aliens are demons either. I mean, honestly,
Speaker 9: I think most of the ships that we see are
Speaker 9: probably ours. But that band said, I've seen so many
Speaker 9: of them, like in such crazy flight patterns, Like I've
Speaker 9: seen them in the meteor showers like tons of times,
Speaker 9: and like, I know what a fucking media looks like, right,
Speaker 9: I'm not retarded. Oh yeah, So I mean I don't know. Man,
Speaker 9: it was fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: I buy it, dude.
Speaker 2: I I I honestly don't believe that they're demons either.
Speaker 2: But also at the same time, I don't necessarily believe.
Speaker 2: I don't necessarily believe in demons. That's just my take
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean he's saying they're bab he Do
Speaker 1: you believe that was a physical thing or an ethereal
Speaker 1: thing that flew over you that day? Let's let's formulate
Speaker 1: it that way, take spirituality and religion away from it.
Speaker 3: Let's put like that, what did you literally see with
Speaker 3: your eyes?
Speaker 2: Did it evaporate out of thin air or did it
Speaker 2: fly off at massive speeds?
Speaker 1: That seemed like, you know what was a metal craft?
Speaker 1: Or was it just like a thing of energy only
Speaker 1: like what talk to me?
Speaker 9: Brow No, it seemed like a big defined metal craft
Speaker 9: to me, and like I'm a Star Wars geek, and
Speaker 9: it was legit like it left the tracer like when
Speaker 9: you hit fucking light speed. It left the tracer through
Speaker 9: the sky for like three or four seconds.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it zoomed out of the sky. It didn't
Speaker 2: just pop out of this dimension.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: I would love to see that shit, dude.
Speaker 12: Ah.
Speaker 2: I live for the day that I see something like that.
Speaker 6: I got a quick question.
Speaker 4: You'll never see them.
Speaker 1: Still, go ahead, step, I saw your hand raised. Please
Speaker 1: chime in.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I hate cutting in, but I wanted to ask.
Speaker 6: You said it was two lights. Do you get the
Speaker 6: impression it was like two like did they go in
Speaker 6: the same pattern? Do you think it was attached to
Speaker 6: anything like a craft? Or was it two orbs? But
Speaker 6: that is like a crazy UFO story. That is wild.
Speaker 9: The lights were the two red lights were dead center
Speaker 9: of this craft. And I couldn't tell, like I said,
Speaker 9: when I was looking at it, it was still dark. Out,
Speaker 9: and it was just two red lights above me, and
Speaker 9: it was dead center of the craft, dead center like
Speaker 9: centered over the both sides of the freeway.
Speaker 4: And then literally as soon.
Speaker 9: As I got underneath it, those two lights shut off,
Speaker 9: and from the center point of where those two red were,
Speaker 9: a whole ring of white ones turned on and it
Speaker 9: literally made nighttime day for half a second until it
Speaker 9: freak took off.
Speaker 2: Dude, Ode, that is so sick, And I wonder what
Speaker 2: would happen if you would have got that on video,
Speaker 2: if that video would have became a little blurry. I
Speaker 2: think that that's really what happens. I think that people
Speaker 2: actually take crystal clear videos of you know, whether it
Speaker 2: be cryptids or UFOs or something like that, and then
Speaker 2: later they start to turn out a little blurry.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 9: I wish I would have got it on a film too,
Speaker 9: because it was dead. I mean, it was life changing
Speaker 9: for my mind and my sister because, like I said,
Speaker 9: they made fun of me forever and they're full believers now.
Speaker 2: Dude, if something like that were to happen, I'm telling you,
Speaker 2: I would just try this again. This is how like
Speaker 2: weird I am about it. But if something like that
Speaker 2: were to happen. I would instantly try and communicate it
Speaker 2: with it, like via telekinesis not telling crazy, Come on,
Speaker 2: I would just not telekinesis.
Speaker 4: Is that the term?
Speaker 1: No, But like if you saw crap fly over, your
Speaker 1: first thought is, let.
Speaker 2: Me communicate with my mind, let me try and tap
Speaker 2: in what Yeah? Yeah, of course, because I think that
Speaker 2: that's how their their shit works.
Speaker 1: Bro, that's wild to me. I'm not making fun. I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: your first thought isn't like, holy shit, that's like a
Speaker 1: craft that means other beings, that means other this Like
Speaker 1: your first thought is like I could talk to them?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, because.
Speaker 2: Well no, I was just gonna say, because every time
Speaker 2: that I've hypnotized somebody and they saw like a UFO
Speaker 2: or an alien or maybe they were an alien or whatever,
Speaker 2: they always say that they can communicate with them telepathically.
Speaker 2: And then you hear like certain stories you know of
Speaker 2: that that is how they that is how they communicate
Speaker 2: as telepathically. And you hear like people who who have
Speaker 2: interactions with aliens or Bigfoot or whatever, it's all telepathic messages.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's why I would try and do that.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't now I'm like, if we all never
Speaker 1: passed over your head, you'd be able to like actually
Speaker 1: make it stop and do a trick and stuff like.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I don't know. Me and
Speaker 1: you are so different, you know.
Speaker 9: I mean, so you have to keep that telepathy on
Speaker 9: the top of mind, dude, because I guarantee you I'll
Speaker 9: see him again.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, try it out, dude, and dude. Allegedly, that's
Speaker 2: what electro Nick does whenever he's like he thinks that
Speaker 2: he's telling, uh, communicating with them telepathically.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, is it a coincidence that every time we're
Speaker 2: around electro Nick we see some shit in the sky,
Speaker 2: and every time I'm out by myself, I don't see it,
Speaker 2: you know, like something's got to be happening.
Speaker 3: Dirty saying dirty, SAand.
Speaker 4: Chest keep an eye on some of us.
Speaker 3: I think so too. Yeah, I think.
Speaker 5: Podcast with my mom, Well, Hey how are you mom?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 6: She's been dying to say hey to you.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: We're going to bed.
Speaker 3: Good Night, sweet dreams.
Speaker 1: They started joining.
Speaker 3: No, that's awesome, do it every time. We love it.
Speaker 6: Good Night guys, good night.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get back to this chat where.
Speaker 2: We all right, so Ruby said, so Calm Marine video
Speaker 2: game for PlayStation admitted that it was designed to get
Speaker 2: you stoked and join the service.
Speaker 1: Fair enough, fair enough, And again, I'm I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that to knock it. I'm just acknowledging the red flags
Speaker 1: as we see them on our journey.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: The last goony said Trump equals White House with poisoned arrows.
Speaker 2: I fucking hope that. I hope that's not the case, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't see necessarily poisoned arrows. But maybe
Speaker 1: I'm nu again, y'all. I'm not saying that he's the
Speaker 1: savior of the earth, and I'm not saying he's the Antichrist.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of hoping for somewhere in the middle. To
Speaker 1: be honest with you.
Speaker 2: The spirit animal wanted to bless us with one of
Speaker 2: his prayers. And he said, through the blessed Herb, and
Speaker 2: by the guidance of the metam Mage along banks, along
Speaker 2: the banks of the Bayou Shaman, shall true knowledge be found.
Speaker 2: And that is from the verse. Dude, Rama one.
Speaker 1: Dude, Rama one. I like it.
Speaker 2: I like it, Sam, And then Steph said, blessed, blessed
Speaker 2: under his eye.
Speaker 3: U uh maga or get fucked says? I love it?
Speaker 2: Said you said, y'all are sleeping on us game cocks
Speaker 2: with the South Carolina.
Speaker 1: The way you read it, Jonathan was so white, it's
Speaker 1: so perfect.
Speaker 3: I am white. I am a whohite kid.
Speaker 1: Fucked o kid.
Speaker 3: It's like reporting, fuck you, San Diego.
Speaker 1: That was great, thank you, thank y'all. I did that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, how about Norah?
Speaker 2: Uh Nora the Explorer said, uh, how about Mike Tyson's ass?
Speaker 3: Them cheeks were a little p okay?
Speaker 1: Was I the only one that saw that before the
Speaker 1: fight and thought that it was ridiculously unnecessary?
Speaker 10: Yo?
Speaker 1: Why was my boy just hanging cheeks out like that?
Speaker 1: I couldn't have found a towel to wrap up the
Speaker 1: champ in. They had to demean him and humiliate him
Speaker 1: before he paraded himself tied to chains like that. Like,
Speaker 1: I think that was it was a part of the
Speaker 1: humiliation tactic.
Speaker 2: I think that he's probably proud of his ass cheeks.
Speaker 2: That's what fifty eight year old cheeks would probably look like.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look, I mean when I'm fifty eight, I hope
Speaker 1: I got the cakes like that. That's fine. Yeah, sure, granted,
Speaker 1: but that's neither here nor there. Why was Mike Tyson's
Speaker 1: full ass out on national television, is my point. That's
Speaker 1: the fucking.
Speaker 2: Champ, the spirit animal knows. Did you do a little
Speaker 2: research under them cheeks?
Speaker 11: I took it as he said that, you know what,
Speaker 11: fuck it. I don't give a shit. They the whole
Speaker 11: world can kiss my ass. I'm Mike Tyson. I'll take
Speaker 11: the But yeah, I ain't baking my pide.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think that Mike Tyson is as controlled as Snoop Dogg,
Speaker 2: as controlled as doctor Dre, as controlled as all these
Speaker 2: fucking people who sold out for the big bucks. And
Speaker 2: I don't have a problem with people selling. Now go
Speaker 2: get your chatter, baby, But uh.
Speaker 1: Twenty mail for one fight against some some young whipper
Speaker 1: snapper who's an Internet hater.
Speaker 2: I would happily be paid twenty million dollars to have
Speaker 2: my ass whipped. Yeah, like there's I would do it
Speaker 2: for fifty grand. I do it for ten grand. I
Speaker 2: probably do it for a dollar just to say that
Speaker 2: I did it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough, just throw it out.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, first off, yeah, I would definitely do
Speaker 2: it for a dollar.
Speaker 3: Whip would you get?
Speaker 2: How much money would it take for you to take
Speaker 2: a punch in the face for Mike Tyson without gloves?
Speaker 1: Oh god? Ooh okay, we're gonna have that talk.
Speaker 2: Because he still got that sucking thunder dude.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, we're talking about current Mike Tyson, not
Speaker 1: him in his prime, not him like whatever, like as
Speaker 1: he's currently. He just came off of training for a
Speaker 1: fight and all the shit. For me to take a
Speaker 1: full force punch from Mike Tyson in the face, how
Speaker 1: much would it take for me to do that? Oh, brom,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking nothing under six figures easily.
Speaker 2: I would take it just to say that I took
Speaker 2: it for free.
Speaker 1: Oh god, you would just get punched in the face
Speaker 1: for the see.
Speaker 2: All right, take a little nap, dude, ain't no big deal.
Speaker 1: I mean the brain said from somebody who's never taken
Speaker 1: a nap before, dog, it's not a fun experience. It's
Speaker 1: not something you want to repeat, especially from somebody who
Speaker 1: is surgical with their hand at making someone go night
Speaker 1: night like. No, dude, I don't want any part of that.
Speaker 2: My thing is is if Jake Paul can take it,
Speaker 2: I feel like I can.
Speaker 1: Jake Paul is also a trainer, like he's been trained.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying, oh, he's a real foiter. No, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna I'm not gonna belittle the sport by saying
Speaker 1: that about him, but I'll say that at least he's
Speaker 1: been in the ring of time or two, he knows
Speaker 1: what it means to take a punch like, No, that's
Speaker 1: not that's not the same thing, bro.
Speaker 2: I guess so, but I'm also not I feel like,
Speaker 2: presented the opportunity, I would absolutely take it.
Speaker 1: I believe you, And I'm not saying you're crazy for it.
Speaker 1: I'm saying like, because I know what it feels like
Speaker 1: to get my bell properly rang, and I don't want
Speaker 1: to know what it feels like to get my bell
Speaker 1: rung by Mike Tyson, Like yo, for me to take
Speaker 1: that punch, just Jacob being Jacob, I'm thinking, like maybe
Speaker 1: two hundred.
Speaker 2: K when did you get your bell rang like that?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: I trained in fighting for quite a while. And if
Speaker 1: we want to go back in time, you want to
Speaker 1: talk about my marine corpses, we want to talk about
Speaker 1: me training in MMA. You want to talk about me
Speaker 1: with boo hurt like no, no, I know what it
Speaker 1: means to get properly fucking wrecked. So you've been.
Speaker 3: Knocked out before by a punch?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, not by bell rung Yes, knocked out
Speaker 1: by a punch.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 1: I've been choked out before, for sure, like multiple times.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever been punched hard enough to
Speaker 1: do that. I've I've been hit hard enough to where
Speaker 1: I saw stars, for sure. But that's my point. I
Speaker 1: know that Mike Tyson would actually like incapacitate me, and
Speaker 1: I'm I don't want to wake up from that, Dude,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to feel my soul leave
Speaker 1: my body that hard. Forcibly, I'm okay.
Speaker 3: Spirit animal.
Speaker 2: How much weed would you need to smoke in order
Speaker 2: to take a punch from Mike Tyson and not die?
Speaker 11: I don't know, consider.
Speaker 8: I've been I've been knocked out, I would say, but
Speaker 8: my on the way down, Uh, he hit me again.
Speaker 8: My head smacked the wall on a panty, my body
Speaker 8: did a weird twitching thing.
Speaker 11: But no, I.
Speaker 8: Would It would take fifty million, about three pounds a weed.
Speaker 2: Three pounds. I feel like that's just exceeding.
Speaker 11: What I'm trying to get set for at least two months.
Speaker 1: What, Oh, you.
Speaker 2: Would have to be paid three pounds of weed. You
Speaker 2: wouldn't have to smoke three pounds of weed in order
Speaker 2: to take that on.
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, Okay, that's different. That's different.
Speaker 1: Y'all gotta understand here, y'all gotta understand what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Taking a punch from Mike Tyson. Okay. Now, I don't
Speaker 1: know I'm reading something here, and I don't know if
Speaker 1: this is that is prime or at his current whatever,
Speaker 1: but a punch from Mike Tyson is around sixteen hundred
Speaker 1: jewels of energy. Okay, we're talking about over eleven hundred pounds.
Speaker 1: Actually be exact eleven hundred and sixty seven pounds of force, Okay,
Speaker 1: coming upon twelve hundred pounds of force within this big
Speaker 1: of a square radius, coming at my face muscles. I'm okay, dude,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want that smoke.
Speaker 2: No I I I'm of the understanding that I would
Speaker 2: probably be out of the podcast in game for a
Speaker 2: couple of months because I would have to get my
Speaker 2: jaw restructured. I'm not saying that I'm a manly man
Speaker 2: that wouldn't be hurt I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That the forehead, maybe you be okay, just like super swol.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think at that at that point, Zombie would
Speaker 2: have to take over my mic for a couple of months,
Speaker 2: and uh, we would we would keep the show going,
Speaker 2: but I would be on bed rest for a little while.
Speaker 3: God, you know what's.
Speaker 2: Funny though, Like speaking of Zombie taking over the mic,
Speaker 2: I had a dream, that dream that I had last
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't tell you all about this. I was
Speaker 2: talking on Meta about it earlier. I had a dream
Speaker 2: last night that I was like some kind of evil
Speaker 2: genius that was behind the plot of terrorism or something
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 3: Uh, terroristic.
Speaker 1: I'm the fucking nark. I'm the fucking three letter agency guy.
Speaker 1: You're the one dreaming about terrorism. Shit, this fucking guy.
Speaker 2: I think it's because I hang around YouTube fucking much.
Speaker 2: It's probably what it is.
Speaker 1: Oh flict anyway, good, But.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I had this dream and like, uh, we thought
Speaker 2: that we were gonna get a We're on this highway
Speaker 2: and at the end of this highway there it was
Speaker 2: like barricaded and there was like a bunch of cops
Speaker 2: and state police and stuff like that that were basically
Speaker 2: saying like yo, give up, like the chases over, like
Speaker 2: just turn yourself in kind of thing. And at that moment,
Speaker 2: I knew that, for some reason, I knew that I
Speaker 2: was gonna be going away for ten years.
Speaker 3: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I don't even know exactly what was going on. I
Speaker 2: just knew that I did something that was fucked up
Speaker 2: that was gonna lock me away for ten years. And
Speaker 2: at that moment, I was like, you know, of course,
Speaker 2: I was like, man, ten years. I'm you know, my
Speaker 2: two year old son's gonna be twelve, My twelve year
Speaker 2: old daughter's gonna be twenty two. Maybe she, you know,
Speaker 2: she finds the love of her life, maybe she gets
Speaker 2: pregnant at an early age. I had her at twenty one.
Speaker 2: Maybe she has a one year old by the time
Speaker 2: I get out. And I'm chripping about all these things.
Speaker 2: And then also I was like, oh my god, how
Speaker 2: is the show going to go on? And I was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: that's okay, Like zombie will take over, Like I thought
Speaker 2: that in my dream.
Speaker 3: Isn't that weird in your dream?
Speaker 1: I thought that, Yeah, think about this level of shit
Speaker 1: in your dreams.
Speaker 3: Weirdly enough, not always. It was just like a weird. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was like a weird thing that happened.
Speaker 1: I'm so jealous of you and all the other people
Speaker 1: out there that are so called dreaming every night or whatever.
Speaker 1: Must be fucking nice. Must be nice. I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: You know what's weird, though, is that anytime I have
Speaker 2: a nightmare, and I don't know if that constitutes as
Speaker 2: a nightmare because it was scary but in a different sense.
Speaker 2: But usually whenever I have those nightmares, I always know
Speaker 2: that I can wake myself up, like subconsciously.
Speaker 3: It's strange, and.
Speaker 2: So as I was like scared that I was gonna
Speaker 2: be getting locked up for ten years, I was like,
Speaker 2: let me try and see if I can wake up.
Speaker 2: But it was weird because at the moment I thought
Speaker 2: it was reality, but I still had the thought to think,
Speaker 2: let me see if I can wake up. And as
Speaker 2: soon as I woke up, I like starting patting my
Speaker 2: chest like, oh thank god. I was just like, I
Speaker 2: don't have to go through, you know, like ten years
Speaker 2: of being It's like some of those dreams are so
Speaker 2: fucking real.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 3: It's so strange. I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know, but it sounds sounds like a fun time.
Speaker 1: Maybe one day I'll dream I.
Speaker 2: Just got to hypnotize you again. I think that's all
Speaker 2: that is, sir.
Speaker 1: I can't have you hypnotized me every single day.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I've only been I've only hypnotized you once.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe you just need a little extra shove.
Speaker 1: You're coming. You're coming to this state allegedly this week.
Speaker 1: I guess we'll see.
Speaker 3: Next week next see.
Speaker 1: But I'm also you can see.
Speaker 2: But I'm also moving back there, so we'll have plenty
Speaker 2: of time. Yeah, we'll make it happen, everything everywhere, all
Speaker 2: at once with your hand raised, sir.
Speaker 4: Can you only do the hypnotization stuff if you're face
Speaker 4: to face?
Speaker 2: No, Actually, the majority of them are online. I actually
Speaker 2: prefer to do it over zoom. I feel like it
Speaker 2: actually works a little bit better.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to get in on that.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I highly recommend it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be cool.
Speaker 2: I'm actually as soon as so, my sister's gonna be
Speaker 2: taken over editing, so I'm gonna have like a lot
Speaker 2: more time. And that'll be not this weekend, but next weekend.
Speaker 2: My sister is gonna be taken over editing. There's probably
Speaker 2: gonna be a couple of weeks where I got to
Speaker 2: train her, you know, how to where everything's at and
Speaker 2: basically the whole gist of it. But I would say
Speaker 2: that probably around like after Christmas going into the new year,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be I'm gonna be getting back into it
Speaker 2: because I'll have a little bit more time.
Speaker 3: Uh then, so yeah, I'm open to it.
Speaker 2: I see that there's a lot of people that are
Speaker 2: so reaching out and they want to be uh they
Speaker 2: want to have a session and everything, and I wish
Speaker 2: that I had more time. But just you know, once
Speaker 2: once we're into the new year, I'll definitely have more
Speaker 2: time to do that kind of stuff. I would love
Speaker 2: to get back into it. I love doing it.
Speaker 3: Like it is.
Speaker 2: I like I always say that, I feel like I'm
Speaker 2: like I got front row seats to like a personal
Speaker 2: movie that is just like that. I'm the only spectator too,
Speaker 2: you know. It's cool and so yeah, Jacob, I'll definitely
Speaker 2: be hypnotizing yoas again, sir.
Speaker 1: I'm about it.
Speaker 2: Ruby said, who wants pizza one? I Willy said, nice,
Speaker 2: try diddy ah good one.
Speaker 3: Uh Uh, I'm.
Speaker 1: Glad that pizza got pineapple. When I'm down.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm always you know, what, what is it
Speaker 2: with people that don't like pineapple on their.
Speaker 1: Pizza because they don't understand how, you know, certain people
Speaker 1: don't have flavor profiles for it. Okay, it's certain people
Speaker 1: believe that, like, uh, was that the Durian fruit, the
Speaker 1: one that smells like rotten flesh. Some people believe that's
Speaker 1: delicious and they're wrong, But some people really believe that.
Speaker 1: You know, some people believe that pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.
Speaker 1: They're really wrong, but like they really believe that, And
Speaker 1: that's cool. That's everybody's entitled to their own opinions and
Speaker 1: they are entitled to be just as wrong as we
Speaker 1: are from time to time. It'd be like that.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's you know, it's salt and sugar.
Speaker 2: It's like a it's like a Snicker's if you really
Speaker 2: think about it, I guess, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, I get it that not everybody's about that life.
Speaker 1: It's like saying raw oysters, Like, not everybody's about that life.
Speaker 1: But for those that are, they know what life is about.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just it is what it is.
Speaker 2: I already have enough of that aphrodisiac gene inside of
Speaker 2: me on a daily basis. I don't need to slurp.
Speaker 2: Come from a seashell. I'm good, bro. It's not about
Speaker 2: the Africa, fair enough, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: It's delicious.
Speaker 2: It is spirit animal. How are you a slurping oyster goo?
Speaker 8: No, no, look dude, I'm a country boll of a
Speaker 8: fuck nut.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: It's just like, why do you want It's like it's
Speaker 2: crazy fucking phlem from the back of your throat and
Speaker 2: you're saying, please serve me more so it makes me horny,
Speaker 2: Like why you.
Speaker 1: Pull that ship stra about that water? You shook it
Speaker 1: and slurp it down?
Speaker 3: Dude, you fucking would be into that. That's I I
Speaker 3: just see that.
Speaker 1: You loving oysters Louisiana, dude, And I'm not like, well,
Speaker 1: I from Hope to buy, you know, but like on
Speaker 1: some real ship. Yeah, like certain coldultural things are a
Speaker 1: part of my blood.
Speaker 2: I'll eat them fried, Like fried oysters aren't bad. You
Speaker 2: got a little that's dope.
Speaker 3: Yeah, some kind of southern sauce. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I like them raw. It's like pickle quail eggs, dude,
Speaker 1: I actually never tried it. Fuck with pickle quail eggs.
Speaker 3: I never tried it.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm not crazy. These dudes be pickling whole chicken eggs.
Speaker 1: That's a big ass egg to be pickled. That's a lot.
Speaker 1: But yo, you'll love pickle quail egg with some jalapenos
Speaker 1: in there. Get some payal on that, dude, What I mean?
Speaker 2: I love pickled things like sour krawd. I'll throw that
Speaker 2: down all day.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's enough. That's enough. You calm down with all
Speaker 1: that all that whiteness. All right, we're not that white.
Speaker 1: We're white, but not like that.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm I'm a northern so that is that's literally
Speaker 2: on the food pyramid for me is sour krowd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fair. I can't knock it. It's on your
Speaker 1: periodic table of charts or elements of foods.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, Samuel, pickled things? Are you
Speaker 2: into it?
Speaker 17: Yep?
Speaker 11: Pickled cucumb is a I E. A pickle cucumber?
Speaker 1: You mean a fucking pickle exactly.
Speaker 11: Back to the pizza thing.
Speaker 8: Only while I'll eat pineapple on pizzas if I got, oh,
Speaker 8: black olives on it, but black olives on everything, so.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, easy easy.
Speaker 11: That ship's great. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Like pineapples and black olives on the same pizza, what's
Speaker 1: like offset and what are you doing?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 8: I like so I really like black olives on a
Speaker 8: pizza and I like pineapple, And to me, this ship
Speaker 8: goes great, especially when I'm already like half an ounce in.
Speaker 2: So all right, that's not to change the topic, but
Speaker 2: I feel like this should be discussed. The blue collar
Speaker 2: rock star said, have y'all talked about the fact that
Speaker 2: Russia is even closer to nuking everyone? There was a
Speaker 2: statement that was put out I guess not that long
Speaker 2: ago by Putin that said, if Ukraine it starts to
Speaker 2: use US missiles against Russia, then we will be at conflict.
Speaker 2: And allegedly Ukraine has been given the green light by
Speaker 2: Joe Biden to use those US missiles against Russia.
Speaker 1: We have, We've given them all the green lights to
Speaker 1: do what the hell they want, bro, And it's more
Speaker 1: saber rattling. Russia has been doing that same thing of
Speaker 1: like we'll do something, well, we'll get closer to launching,
Speaker 1: we'll do something like they've been doing that. The entire
Speaker 1: quote unquote military operations slash full on invasion. They're not
Speaker 1: gonna do shit. Nobody's gonna nuke anybody. Everybody's fine, everybody's cool.
Speaker 1: They are. However, currently the low end estimates is that
Speaker 1: Russia has lost somewhere around six hundred thousand men. High
Speaker 1: estimates put it around a million. Ukraine is somewhere around
Speaker 1: four hundred thousand. It's not pretty, not pretty by any mes.
Speaker 1: The cursed region of Russia that is currently occupied by Ukraine.
Speaker 1: There was this big offensive that was gonna happen. It
Speaker 1: was gonna take it back. Uh bah bah uh. That's
Speaker 1: where North Koreans got sent and all this nothing happened.
Speaker 1: Nothing happened. They did not take back the Russian territory
Speaker 1: uh the oblasks that Russia currently holds from Ukraine. There
Speaker 1: was supposed to be a big offensive going that that
Speaker 1: didn't nothing, that big offensive happened, but no Lamb was taken.
Speaker 1: We're still in the same stalemate, still very much a
Speaker 1: meat grinder. I would be very interested to see Russia
Speaker 1: launch a missile. I would actually be kind of happy
Speaker 1: if they did. Be honest with you, I don't want
Speaker 1: anybody to get new don't get me wrong, but at
Speaker 1: least everybody could quit fucking around and just do it already,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, The whole area could be
Speaker 1: turned the glass, the situation will be wrapped up and
Speaker 1: we'll move on with our lives, and people could quit
Speaker 1: bitching about it, and let money will stop being sent
Speaker 1: there and all of that. But like, that's the thing, right,
Speaker 1: if a nuke gets dropped, money can't get sent there
Speaker 1: anymore because that's like a one and done. That's a
Speaker 1: one time expenditure. They want to keep it going at
Speaker 1: least another couple of years if they can. So, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't believe nukes are gonna get dropped. It doesn't
Speaker 1: make strategic or economic sense.
Speaker 2: I feel like you're trying to incite this. Oh Russia,
Speaker 2: you ain't nothing but a bitch. You You've always been
Speaker 2: a bitch. You're always gonna be a bitch, So do
Speaker 2: something about it or shut the fuck up kind of thing. Like,
Speaker 2: I feel like that's mean we're we're calling out a
Speaker 2: whole country with that.
Speaker 3: I don't want that to happen.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that they're being bitches about it. They
Speaker 1: didn't just like talk about it. They really did launch
Speaker 1: an invasion and they really thought it was gonna be
Speaker 1: wrapped up in two weeks. Cut to two years later,
Speaker 1: but neither here nor there. I'm they're actually about that business.
Speaker 1: I'm giving them that credit. But nobody's launching a nuke
Speaker 1: like that's that's not going to happen.
Speaker 11: Now.
Speaker 1: Everybody keeps thinking that that's actually a card in the
Speaker 1: deck that may be played, Like no, no, oh, that
Speaker 1: card is actually not even in the deck. It's crazy,
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 3: Because nukes are faking gay?
Speaker 1: No, nukes are very real, but nobody will launch one
Speaker 1: because if they do, they're committing suicide. And it's not
Speaker 1: like a hypothetical, that's an understood Nobody wants to be
Speaker 1: that person to do it, so it's not. It's mutually
Speaker 1: assured destruction.
Speaker 3: Everything, everything, everywhere, all at once.
Speaker 2: I saw you had your hand raised, sir, what's your
Speaker 2: input on this situation?
Speaker 9: I put it back down because you took the words
Speaker 9: right out of my mouth. I wanted to know if
Speaker 9: you guys had heard or listened to the dude I
Speaker 9: can't remember his name, but he was on tinfoil hat
Speaker 9: and he was the nukes are faking gay guy and
Speaker 9: he's got you know, he brought the receipts about everybody
Speaker 9: like Chernobyl, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, like it's been tested and tested
Speaker 9: and tested, and like, if what they say about nukes
Speaker 9: are real, then wildlife and all this shit shouldn't be
Speaker 9: flourishing there the way that it is.
Speaker 4: So I don't know.
Speaker 9: That was a fucking weird rabbit hole, but I haven't
Speaker 9: gone down that one too deep.
Speaker 4: So I just wanted to say nukes are faking gay two,
Speaker 4: but you said it for me.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, do I think that there could be
Speaker 2: some kind of mass destruction weapon that could wipe out
Speaker 2: a certain place right off the map.
Speaker 3: Sure, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I really believe the nuclear bombs are real.
Speaker 2: But why is it that we hear about what happens
Speaker 2: with you know, all of the oh what is it called?
Speaker 2: Basically the area is uninhabitable and nothing can grow for
Speaker 2: thousands of years. As soon as the nuke is dropped,
Speaker 2: it doesn't make any sense. And then you've got people
Speaker 2: over there that are just like, oh, you mean this
Speaker 2: little bit of radiation I got, got, got got, and
Speaker 2: they start fucking eating it. And it's like wait a second,
Speaker 2: Like we've been lied to about radiation now, or does
Speaker 2: that mean that necessarily the nukes don't exist, or that
Speaker 2: maybe the effect of nukes aren't as crazy as they
Speaker 2: say it is.
Speaker 1: I'm saying that the nukes that were once dropped in Japan,
Speaker 1: where those people are still living today, the nukes that
Speaker 1: we have developed since then, make that look like child's play.
Speaker 1: And even if it's not, the radiation poisoning and the
Speaker 1: nuclear winter and all this stuff, just the big kaboom
Speaker 1: of it, like, I acknowledge that to be real things.
Speaker 1: And there's multiple studies to show that that's real things.
Speaker 1: So aside from poisoning the water and making it like
Speaker 1: the post apocalyptic Mad Max style world because of the
Speaker 1: big mushroom wars or whatever, right aside from that, just
Speaker 1: acknowledging the real present danger of it, especially where I live.
Speaker 16: Dude.
Speaker 1: Look in Louisiana, where I am currently situated along the
Speaker 1: Mississippi River, there are tons of oil refineries and chemical
Speaker 1: plants all along the Mississippi River. If one of those
Speaker 1: were to be hit by not even a nuke, just
Speaker 1: a decently sized jade am to be completely honest with you,
Speaker 1: and it blew, it would set off a chain reaction
Speaker 1: that would blow up every other plant, written oil refinery
Speaker 1: down the Mississippi River. It would literally create like bat
Speaker 1: and rouge would be a crater. That's a real serious
Speaker 1: of it. So I look at it for the real
Speaker 1: potential of that. Yeah, are nukes the big scary If
Speaker 1: one drops then like we have to wear radiation suits
Speaker 1: there to go for the next seventy five years about
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not a nuclear weapons specialist, but
Speaker 1: I acknowledge them to be real.
Speaker 2: Well, no, that's just what people are talking about. Like
Speaker 2: anytime there is a single ingredient of the story that
Speaker 2: is off, you know what I mean, like the moon
Speaker 2: landings nine to eleven JFK.
Speaker 3: Like this is what we do.
Speaker 2: We always call out all of the all the things
Speaker 2: that the discrepancies that don't necessarily line up within the
Speaker 2: official narrative. And if the official narrative says that you
Speaker 2: can't go over there for thousands of years or whatever
Speaker 2: as soon as the nukes dropped, but then you got
Speaker 2: people that are living over Their plant life is flourishing,
Speaker 2: the food is edible, the water's okay to drink. I mean,
Speaker 2: you can live there, Like, doesn't that discredit the whole
Speaker 2: nuclear story a little bit at least.
Speaker 1: I don't know. We did a whole episod so it
Speaker 1: on Bikini a Toll, which is the basis for where
Speaker 1: a SpongeBob and Bikini Bottom came from because of the
Speaker 1: nuclear fallout and all the animal life that was changed
Speaker 1: because of it. So, I mean it's real ship.
Speaker 2: I mean it has a effect, but I don't know
Speaker 2: if it is up to the effect that they talk about.
Speaker 3: I think that that's the argument.
Speaker 1: It's all good though, even if that animal life does
Speaker 1: grow sentients and become living and it becomes mermaids. We
Speaker 1: have a solution for it.
Speaker 3: Brother, what's that solution?
Speaker 1: What's what's the solution?
Speaker 10: Dog?
Speaker 1: Hold on? I thought we already knew about it, But
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it some more here.
Speaker 17: Dude, Oh my god, First, chuck chucks a spread.
Speaker 16: Somewhere base they don't know strumming side, want some.
Speaker 1: I love that ship.
Speaker 3: That song fucks dude, it fucks dude.
Speaker 1: Come on, how come you not love mermaider?
Speaker 2: My god, that's I needed to listen to that before
Speaker 2: every football game that I ever played. That would have
Speaker 2: just been the move.
Speaker 1: And you look at the lyrics, yo, it's it's fucking
Speaker 1: stupid washer fins and blackened mud. It's it's all about
Speaker 1: mermaid murder. That's literally the entire premise and scope of
Speaker 1: the lyrics exactly what it is. The actual music video
Speaker 1: is pretty dope. It's the Metalocalypse band from Adult Swim
Speaker 1: and they're like under sea trying to like slaughter these
Speaker 1: like siren mermaid looking chicks. It's dope. It's dope. But
Speaker 1: whoever the creator, creative designer is that made bat metal
Speaker 1: a thing? Listen, listen. Not all heroes wear capes, but
Speaker 1: some of them draw them. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, Army of Zero.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's a lot to follow up on, but
Speaker 2: I see you got your hand raised.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just wanted to bring up with y'all.
Speaker 13: You know, we're talking about all the big bombs and
Speaker 13: stuff I've always been interested in. I don't remember what
Speaker 13: movie it was featured in, but the saddle, the satellite
Speaker 13: called the Finger of God. Okay, it's basically instead of bombs,
Speaker 13: it's a satellite loaded with a bunch of punkst and rods. Yeah,
Speaker 13: just uses basically gravity, Yeah, and with the force of
Speaker 13: multiple nukes without the fallout.
Speaker 3: So I've seen that.
Speaker 1: I talked about this before and we were going to
Speaker 1: do an episode on it. But the more I looked
Speaker 1: into it, the more I saw, like, all right, so
Speaker 1: basically literally what you just said is the scope. Right.
Speaker 1: The proposal was to launch satellites up into space to
Speaker 1: have I think it was like eight to twelve tungsten
Speaker 1: rods essentially just strapped to them to be released at
Speaker 1: specific times to be guided. Essentially, when that much dense
Speaker 1: material smacks into the Earth, it essentially does what a
Speaker 1: nuke does as far as blast radius goes, without the
Speaker 1: radiation and the nuclear fallout, right all the bang, without
Speaker 1: any of the negative downsides. And it's a beautiful idea
Speaker 1: and it would work, and in every theory and test
Speaker 1: done it showed that it would have worked. However, and
Speaker 1: again this is where it gets that level of gray
Speaker 1: area question mark theoretical things. The government allegedly scrubbed the
Speaker 1: program and it never got out of the hypothetical phase,
Speaker 1: reason being it would cost way too much to launch
Speaker 1: a rocket up there with metal rods, like not a
Speaker 1: crew and not a Mars rover and all of that,
Speaker 1: like literally just moving raw metal material just to move
Speaker 1: raw metal material and it sounds like out loud, it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: like shipping costs, but to the nth degree, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. That makes sense out loud, But that
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that it didn't happen. Because let's keep in mind,
Speaker 1: we are talking about the United States government. They have
Speaker 1: a military budget that equivalent to rival a battle against God,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So like, let's keep in
Speaker 1: mind that the word impossible is not something in the
Speaker 1: lexicon of the military industrial complex. So as far as
Speaker 1: what we could see and find, there's been no record
Speaker 1: of any satellite going up with these rods. But that
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that they don't exist one hundred percent with you.
Speaker 3: That is crazy.
Speaker 2: It's that's kind of taken like dropping a penny from
Speaker 2: the Eiffel Tower to an extreme, isn't it essentially.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, yes, but all right, it wasn't like just
Speaker 1: a rod like you might be thinking of a like
Speaker 1: a telephone pole, think of a fucking obelisk. Okay, Like
Speaker 1: we're talking about a large totem pole style shaft being dropped,
Speaker 1: and if it's done right and it's guided the right way,
Speaker 1: when it hits the ground, the kinetic energy, because this
Speaker 1: isn't like let this isn't like a penny. This is
Speaker 1: some of the densest mass that we can actually create
Speaker 1: and forge and shape. Right, this being dropped and how
Speaker 1: it shatters and how it impacts essentially, dude, it it
Speaker 1: does explosive style damage with no explosives. It's pretty incredible.
Speaker 2: Well, speaking of bombs and explosives and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: everything everywhere all at once said, how about the bomb
Speaker 2: cyclone headed towards the lithium deposit in Oregon. They're about
Speaker 2: to get wiped out like North Carolina, mark my words.
Speaker 2: And so I did a little bit of a research
Speaker 2: bomb cyclone. I never heard of that term before, but
Speaker 2: they always get, you know, a little extra on their
Speaker 2: terminologies of certain storms and stuff like that. So I
Speaker 2: was trying, all right, well, let's see what it says.
Speaker 2: It says a mid latitude cyclone, also known as a
Speaker 2: bomb cyclone, is expected to hit the West coast of
Speaker 2: the United States, including Oregon, this week November nineteenth through
Speaker 2: November twenty first, isn't today the nineteenth?
Speaker 4: Today?
Speaker 1: Is the oh the nineteenth as of right now?
Speaker 4: Damn.
Speaker 2: So they should be currently getting fucked. But it says, yeah,
Speaker 2: just so from November nineteenth through the twenty first, what
Speaker 2: to expect heavy rain, strong winds, and big swells. How
Speaker 2: it's formed listen to this crazy shit. It says the
Speaker 2: low pressure system is going through bombogenesis, which is when
Speaker 2: a low pressure system intensifies rapidly, typically with a pressure
Speaker 2: drop of at least twenty four millibars in twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: And it says that the storm system will create an
Speaker 2: atmospheric river that pulls moisture from the tropics northward.
Speaker 3: Holy fuck.
Speaker 1: So that's wild, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, checking out the AP article. You know what, I'll
Speaker 2: share the screen so all y'all can go for it.
Speaker 2: Maybe some people can read a little better, a little
Speaker 2: faster than me.
Speaker 1: That's a bomb storm, a bomb cyclone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it says.
Speaker 2: Bomb cyclone brings high winds and soaking rain to northern
Speaker 2: California and Pacific Northwest.
Speaker 1: It says what was expected in a drought They need
Speaker 1: that shit.
Speaker 2: I guess, so, probably not to this level of intensity
Speaker 2: I would imagine, But it says what was expected to
Speaker 2: be one of the strongest storms in the northwest US
Speaker 2: in decades arrived Tuesday evening, knocking out power and drowning
Speaker 2: trees across the region. The a Weather Prediction Center issued
Speaker 2: excessive rainfall risk beginning Tuesday and lasting through Friday as
Speaker 2: the strongest atmospheric river, a large plume of moisture that
Speaker 2: California in the Pacific Northwest has seen this season bears
Speaker 2: down on the region. The storm system is considered a
Speaker 2: bomb cyclone, which occurs when a cyclone intensifies rapidly. The
Speaker 2: areas that could see particularly severe rainfall will likely reach
Speaker 2: from the south of Portland, Oregon, to the north of
Speaker 2: San Francisco, said the meteorologist at the National Weather Service.
Speaker 2: He says that be aware of risk of the risk
Speaker 2: of flash flooding at lower elevations and winter storms at
Speaker 2: higher elevations. This is going to be an impactful event.
Speaker 2: Hurricane force winds, which our gusts above seventy five miles
Speaker 2: per hour could be felled along the Oregon coast and
Speaker 2: near Seattle. Conditions for a mountain wave. We're shaping up,
Speaker 2: bringing large low elevation wind gusts that could cause widespread
Speaker 2: power outages and trees holy shit. Yeah, it says this
Speaker 2: will This will be pretty strong in terms of the
Speaker 2: last ten or twenty years, we've only seen a couple
Speaker 2: of storms that have really been this strong. So which
Speaker 2: is interesting because they have talked about, uh, the lithium
Speaker 2: deposits that are over there, and so it's like, you know,
Speaker 2: we talk about how they can control the weather, and
Speaker 2: it just very coincidentally that this storm happens to pop
Speaker 2: up whenever they find you know, and I think that
Speaker 2: they didn't. They also find like crazy amounts of some
Speaker 2: kind of mineral deposit in Arkansas as well, like the
Speaker 2: Mountains of Arkansas, and so I wouldn't be surprised if
Speaker 2: some crazy shit goes on there soon too, I mean.
Speaker 1: Already has for sure. There was a fire.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, Yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: There was that one in Wyoming and then there's yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: they look look, it's rent to repeat. They need that lithium?
Speaker 1: Do we need our batteries for these electric cars? Because
Speaker 1: by twenty thirty, right, fossil fuels are going to be outlawed,
Speaker 1: or at least that's what these fuckers are saying.
Speaker 2: Well, and it's also interesting that we are we're now
Speaker 2: finding all of these lithium and cobalt and all these
Speaker 2: different deposits that are here in the United States as
Speaker 2: soon as Elon is partnering with Trump, and you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like, that's kind of weird that he
Speaker 2: needs all those all that lithium, especially if he can
Speaker 2: be pulling it from the United States, like obviously it's
Speaker 2: gonna be he can probably get it for literal pennies
Speaker 2: on the dollar if a fucking storm wipe sit out,
Speaker 2: which is probably why that's being set in the first place.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, even if the extraction's gonna cost more
Speaker 1: because it's being done by Americans and it's gonna have
Speaker 1: OSHA safety and all these things, which means is gonna
Speaker 1: cost more per man hour, more per kilo. I get that.
Speaker 1: Shipping costs alone is gonna save this dude literally an
Speaker 1: arm and a leg. No longer will you have to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you might have been able to get it mined for
Speaker 1: slave labor from Africa, don't get me wrong, but you're
Speaker 1: still shipping costing that dude. That takes time on a
Speaker 1: boat to get from point A to point B, to
Speaker 1: get it to a refining place, to get it to
Speaker 1: where you can use it, to get it to the
Speaker 1: manufacturing facilities, to get it into the chips and all
Speaker 1: this suff Like, yo, right here, what he's doing. He's
Speaker 1: cutting like from instead of like going from A to
Speaker 1: step K, he's going straight there. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: He's cutting the middleman off.
Speaker 1: All those middlemen are getting cut.
Speaker 2: Out, which is what a smart businessman would do, I guess,
Speaker 2: at any cost. So in I don't know, I think that,
Speaker 2: oh man, that is crazy. If that's imagine, Like we've
Speaker 2: talked about it before and I don't really want to
Speaker 2: harp on it or anything, but is it possible that
Speaker 2: all of this shit really is just WWE? You know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying is that like literally Trump is kind
Speaker 2: of just like he's the he's the baby face and
Speaker 2: everybody cheers for him, but meanwhile he's still working for
Speaker 2: everybody's working for Vince McMahon.
Speaker 3: Like it could be just that. On a grander stage,
Speaker 3: I think that.
Speaker 1: Big gog you were talking about Donald Trump as the president, Yes,
Speaker 1: it is all just WWE, Like, yeah, like we're not
Speaker 1: even talking hypothetical here. This is a TV personality.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man, that would be It's probably probably most
Speaker 2: likely I think that.
Speaker 1: We realize this is the equivalent of like Wayne Brady
Speaker 1: running next term and people taking him serious, and it's like, well,
Speaker 1: Wayne Brady, oh my god, this guy, and he's so successful,
Speaker 1: but bu bub, it's like the guy from whose line?
Speaker 1: Is it anyway? We're talking about the guy from the
Speaker 1: Apprentice right now? Dude? Yeah, no, that's one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Wwe is Wayne Brady bitch? Uh?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Layine Brady gonna have to slap a bit?
Speaker 2: Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? I
Speaker 2: love that was hilarious on Dave Chapelle, But Tristan said
Speaker 2: that it is equivalent to a category before this bomb cyclone.
Speaker 1: Damn, dude.
Speaker 3: That's some fucking power over there, dude.
Speaker 4: And it's just like, it's just like the North Carolina thing.
Speaker 11: Dude.
Speaker 9: Everybody you know twenty five thirty miles from the coast,
Speaker 9: none of them have fucking flood insurance.
Speaker 4: None of them are prepared for anything like that.
Speaker 9: Like it'll be the same level devastation in a fucking
Speaker 9: state that's five times more corrupt than fucking North Carolina is.
Speaker 9: Like it, I don't know, I pray nothing happens, but
Speaker 9: good frickin' heck, dude.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I don't think you really have much to
Speaker 2: worry about because the government and FEMA is going to
Speaker 2: give you a seven hundred and fifty dollars loan.
Speaker 3: So you say, you say, at the fact, praise be, Praise.
Speaker 2: Be our loving government that really gives a fuck about
Speaker 2: any of us.
Speaker 4: For sure.
Speaker 2: For sure, um uh, they just burned half of Wyoming
Speaker 2: or Wyoming with their lithium lithium deposit. So if anyone
Speaker 2: lives close to a newly found get the fuck out
Speaker 2: of there, Yo.
Speaker 1: It's good for property of value if you can get
Speaker 1: it before the fire starts. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: If that guy comes to knocking while your land is
Speaker 1: still gorgeous, maybe take him up on his offer rather
Speaker 1: than him come and give you a settlement check over
Speaker 1: the ashes.
Speaker 3: That's all I'm saying, Stephanie.
Speaker 6: Well, two follow up questions. Are you guys aware of
Speaker 6: any natural disasters or devastations where there hasn't been a
Speaker 6: pending lab or a pending I just lost the word. Yeah,
Speaker 6: a land grab.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Like there's there's wildfires that really do start
Speaker 1: on their own, naturally from lightning from from all kinds
Speaker 1: of sources that really do happen, and they really are
Speaker 1: devastating hurricanes do happen every year that are not created
Speaker 1: by the government. But when you see something happen that's
Speaker 1: stratigly hits an area, especially one that is not supposed
Speaker 1: to hit an area. A hurricane is not supposed to
Speaker 1: go that high into the mountains that strong. Wildfires where
Speaker 1: and not every one of them, but there are those
Speaker 1: you can clearly see where like it was gonna spread.
Speaker 1: You could see where it was gonna go, and then
Speaker 1: bump hard left and it just went all one direction,
Speaker 1: even though the wind was blowing the opposite way. And
Speaker 1: it's like there's there's obvious ones that do come about
Speaker 1: from time to time where there's fuck real foot and
Speaker 1: then when you see ones like this where there was
Speaker 1: a landgrad that was imminent right over the spot of
Speaker 1: a natural disaster that one, it kind of does our
Speaker 1: job for us, to be honest.
Speaker 2: Well, I think that they I mean, are they necessarily
Speaker 2: starting the storms and starting the hurricanes or do they
Speaker 2: just have the ability to intensify them or de intensify them.
Speaker 1: I think both. I think both. Not now again, not everyone.
Speaker 1: I believe that certain hurricanes they absolutely start from scratch,
Speaker 1: they grow to a certain size, and then they try
Speaker 1: to aim it and direct it one hundred. But then
Speaker 1: I think there's other hurricanes that pop up that they
Speaker 1: just let do what they're gonna do. I think there's
Speaker 1: other hurricanes that grow to a certain size and then
Speaker 1: they find ways to aim it and direct it. I
Speaker 1: think all are happening. Any variation in mixing thereof.
Speaker 2: To be honest with you, yeah, I could see that
Speaker 2: the speared animal said that he's getting an alien tattooed
Speaker 2: with a joint.
Speaker 3: Wasn't that already a movie? Seth Seth Rogan was the alien.
Speaker 3: What was the name of that?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 3: What Seth Rogan?
Speaker 2: He was like the little gray alien, Paul Paul Dude,
Speaker 2: great movie. I love that movie. I hope that aliens
Speaker 2: are actually like that, but I doubt it.
Speaker 1: I mean, why not.
Speaker 3: The aliens all.
Speaker 2: Your medicinal herb is a lot stronger here in this dimension.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, who's to say that aliens aren't just
Speaker 1: like that?
Speaker 2: I mean, to be honest, I kind of hope that
Speaker 2: space weed is a lot more awesome than earthweed.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. He got some pretty
Speaker 1: fire shit down on this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bailey Anderson said's up, everyone, First, time here for Alive.
Speaker 2: Absolutely love the show, sending support from m Z New Zealand,
Speaker 2: who welcome Welcome, she uh says, keep opening up third
Speaker 2: eyes around the world as we do, as we do,
Speaker 2: hopefully and beyond the world. I hope that aliens are
Speaker 2: listening to this shit. Fuck yeah, hopefully that that way,
Speaker 2: whenever they invade us and try and take over, they're like,
Speaker 2: you know what, y'all, they're probably all right.
Speaker 1: I kind of hope that we're the human races representatives
Speaker 1: in that regard. I feel like we're a pretty good
Speaker 1: litmus test that, like, they won't hate us. They may
Speaker 1: not like us, but they won't hate us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll probably disagree with you on a lot of things.
Speaker 1: But they may disagree with you on everything and be like, Yo,
Speaker 1: the God of Abraham, we worship him, yahweh. And I'll
Speaker 1: be like, yo, what you're just gonna be like, dude,
Speaker 1: shut up.
Speaker 2: They'd be like, oh, young, Yeah, you mean young y'a
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus himself, bro, he came here after he left y'all.
Speaker 1: It was a whole thing. And yeah, that would be
Speaker 1: fucking wild.
Speaker 2: At that moment. I might be a believer.
Speaker 1: You would not, you would find reasons to take what
Speaker 1: they're saying and look at it from another angle.
Speaker 2: Actually, at that point I would probably just assume that
Speaker 2: they're demons.
Speaker 1: There you go, they're talking about Jesus, clearly demons.
Speaker 3: Clearly these are the deceitful ones. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: Uh. The last gooney said four to thirty comes way
Speaker 2: too early. Good chilling with y'all. Thank you, last gooney.
Speaker 2: If you're listening back to this, Shoddy said, seeing the
Speaker 2: TikTok video of a woman asking chat GBT about the fight,
Speaker 2: and it said that it was an exhibition, exhibition match
Speaker 2: and in the contract he wasn't allowed to hit him
Speaker 2: full force and no upper cut yep. Which is weird
Speaker 2: that that it would be considered an exhibition because they
Speaker 2: were talking about that that was his first like pro
Speaker 2: fight in so long, because he's done other exhibitions leading
Speaker 2: up to this. Wasn't he fought like Lloyd Jones or
Speaker 2: something like that?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Pro fight? All right? What classifies a pro fight? Typically,
Speaker 1: it means that there's an officiant, there's judges, it's a
Speaker 1: scored match. That's what makes it a pro fight. Now
Speaker 1: exhibition as opposed to like on a record or on
Speaker 1: some sort of a on a run for the championship
Speaker 1: title or something like that. That's different. Now, yes, this
Speaker 1: was an exhibition fight. It's not going to go on
Speaker 1: any of their professional records or anything. But it was officiated. Sure,
Speaker 1: But yeah, I've seen so many things about their contract. Well,
Speaker 1: if you look in the paperwork, it's like, yeah, have
Speaker 1: y'all looked at the paperwork for the McGregor Mayweather fight.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing. Like everybody's like, wait, what do
Speaker 1: you mean McGregor lost that fight on purpose? Yeah, Mayweather
Speaker 1: that boxing match against McGregor because it was in the
Speaker 1: paperwork to do so.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, they don't call him money Mayweather for nothing.
Speaker 1: But that's my point. Each of them made how many
Speaker 1: stacks off of one fight one night?
Speaker 3: That's the whole thing, dude, Yeah, makes sense.
Speaker 2: Dirty Sanchez said, it's been fun family, y'all have a
Speaker 2: blessed week or blessed in safe week and can't wait
Speaker 2: to see y'all again next Tuesday. Baby girl is so
Speaker 2: excited to have told you boys hello. She's getting fairly
Speaker 2: versed into the conspiracy realm with me as her mom,
Speaker 2: but hearing it from you guys, as well helps add
Speaker 2: weight to my crazy rants.
Speaker 1: Well good, I'm glad raising.
Speaker 3: Them the right way, you know.
Speaker 4: That's right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 2: I try and talk to my daughter about some of
Speaker 2: the stuff, Like I just tell her, yo, the earth
Speaker 2: is flat. Like, you're not gonna hear about this in school,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: I just teach my kids about the history that they're
Speaker 1: being taught is wrong. That's kind of my big stick.
Speaker 2: Blue collar rock Star said, yeap, it's laid over here
Speaker 2: on the East coast. I'm probably about to roll out myself.
Speaker 2: The spirit Animals said. Fifty million and three and a
Speaker 2: half pounds would be my price per punch from Tyson.
Speaker 2: I ain't afraid of no man, and already have around
Speaker 2: ten concussions. What's a few more?
Speaker 1: Heard that? Heard?
Speaker 17: That?
Speaker 1: Not going to disrespect it, dog, That's the.
Speaker 2: Way I look at it. It's like, so what you
Speaker 2: get concussed? I mean you could you could wake up
Speaker 2: in the morning and slip on dog piss and have
Speaker 2: your head bounce off of your computer desk or something
Speaker 2: like that and get knocked out for free anyway.
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: Okay, sure, you know you may as well get paid
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 1: If you say so. Dog um uh uh.
Speaker 2: Dustin said Jacob. Try taking melatonin. It might help you dream.
Speaker 1: I have, and it helps me sleep deeper. But I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, man, I cannot dream to save my life
Speaker 1: unless Jonathan hypnotizes me. That's the only time I wonder
Speaker 1: what that's about.
Speaker 2: Why do you think you were able to dream that night?
Speaker 2: Was that just a coincidence?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's very possible you were able to
Speaker 1: make some things fire off my brain that don't typically
Speaker 1: fire off, and so I was able to get the
Speaker 1: residual from that that night when I went to sleep.
Speaker 1: It's possible it was a complete coincidence.
Speaker 3: I have no idea makes sense.
Speaker 1: Um m m mmm.
Speaker 2: Fucking spirit animal on your memes. Uh, there's this picture
Speaker 2: of aliens saying, uh, subject is a male human, and
Speaker 2: then it has what seems to be a transgender that says,
Speaker 2: how dare you? I identify as a woman, and then the
Speaker 2: aliens go, and then the aliens go, subject is a
Speaker 2: retarded male human.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 3: That's probably what they would say.
Speaker 1: It's ma'am.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everything everywhere, everywhere, all at once, said in Trump's
Speaker 2: new right hand man wants that fucking lithium. I think so,
Speaker 2: Like it is that coincidental that Elon wants to shackle
Speaker 2: up with Trump and bring all of his business is
Speaker 2: here and I don't know, dude.
Speaker 1: Trump, And I mean, let's not forget jd Vance, big
Speaker 1: with the tech guys, big with the Silicon Valley guys, right,
Speaker 1: that young money tribe, that's kind of his thing. So
Speaker 1: like I'm just saying, let's let's keep in mind the VP.
Speaker 1: No one really asks about where he is and what
Speaker 1: he's doing the entire time President's doing presidential shit. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, when you keep an eye on him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so too. All Right, So I did
Speaker 2: have one thing that I wanted to share with the
Speaker 2: class today, and we are finally at the bottom of
Speaker 2: the message board, so I think it's that time that
Speaker 2: this gets shared. And it was brought to my attention
Speaker 2: actually today by a good cult member And let me
Speaker 2: pull it up here, so let me see, was it
Speaker 2: right here?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So it said that this this meme picture thing, it
Speaker 2: says is Joe Biden a real person, which we've often
Speaker 2: speculated or believe wholeheartedly. It says Joe Biden began his
Speaker 2: career as a jesuit trained, mind controlled political puppet from
Speaker 2: the left wing. While he was playing a role on
Speaker 2: the world stage, he was still a person who had
Speaker 2: been trained, programmed, and conditioned for that role. However, in
Speaker 2: twenty seventeen, Joe and his wife Jill signed with the
Speaker 2: quote unquote talent agency known as the Creative Creative Artist Agency,
Speaker 2: an agency consisting of mind controlled Hollywood actors, directors, and
Speaker 2: puppets of the media industry. This was their retirement ritual
Speaker 2: and they signed their world stage characters over to this agency.
Speaker 2: In other words, the previous and real Joe Biden was
Speaker 2: replaced by mind controlled actors playing his role wearing a
Speaker 2: bodysuit and facial mask. So I started to do a
Speaker 2: little bit of research myself, and I was like, could
Speaker 2: this just be a meme? Could it be somebody taking
Speaker 2: something and blown it out of proportion. I don't think so,
Speaker 2: because this rate here it says this is from the
Speaker 2: Financial Times, and it says former VP. This was an
Speaker 2: article in twenty seventeen, so he was still, you know,
Speaker 2: former VP. It says former VP. Joe Biden signs with
Speaker 2: Hollywood Talent Agency CAA for the Creative Artist Agency. And
Speaker 2: I was like, why the fuck would Joe Biden sign
Speaker 2: up for a talent agency that doesn't really make a
Speaker 2: lot of sense. I mean, it makes sense to our
Speaker 2: conspiratorial mind for sure, but what would be the main narrative?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 2: Right, So, it says Joe Biden, the former US Vice President,
Speaker 2: has signed with Creative Artist Agency following his recent departure
Speaker 2: from the White House, choosing the leading Hollywood talent agency
Speaker 2: to guide the next phase of his career. That sentiment rate,
Speaker 2: there should be enough of a white like a red
Speaker 2: flag already, right to guide the next phase of his career.
Speaker 2: He was president three years after this.
Speaker 1: Right, That's what I'm saying, like his career and what TV.
Speaker 2: Well, it says the agency, which also represents stars such
Speaker 2: as Steven Spielberg, Brad Pitt, and George Clooney, which, interesting
Speaker 2: to Cloney's name is on that list because he's been
Speaker 2: hardcore Joe Biden right said that it would support and
Speaker 2: amplify the work of the former Vice president and his wife, Jill.
Speaker 2: This is Joe Biden speaking. It says, Jill and I
Speaker 2: remain more dedicated than ever to addressing the critical issues
Speaker 2: of the day. A shared passion and shared values. Talking
Speaker 2: about him and his wife, it says the Bidens are
Speaker 2: involved in anti cancer initiative that began during Biden's second
Speaker 2: term as VP, and have recently announced that the creation
Speaker 2: of the Biden Foundation, as well as partnerships with the
Speaker 2: University of Delaware and the University of Pennsylvania and the
Speaker 2: Creative Artist Agency. The couple has chosen a heavyweight partner
Speaker 2: that represents stars from film, television, sports, theater, and books.
Speaker 2: The agency also has its own branding agency, investment bake,
Speaker 2: and venture fund.
Speaker 3: That sketchy, isn't it a little bit?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 2: Then this was an article from twenty seventeen, and you're like, okay,
Speaker 2: that's probably about the time that Joe Biden started to
Speaker 2: look a little bit different, right, It's about that time,
Speaker 2: about a year after he got out of the White
Speaker 2: House as VP. And then I roll over to this article,
Speaker 2: which was a September of twenty twenty three article, how
Speaker 2: about this that Creative Artist Agency was just acquired for
Speaker 2: seven billion.
Speaker 3: Dollars by who.
Speaker 2: It says, let me see what the seven billion dollar
Speaker 2: acquisition of CIA means for the live industry.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
Speaker 2: So it says yesterday's yesterday's majority steake purchase of CIA
Speaker 2: by Artemis. I don't know who art Oh, well, I
Speaker 2: guess it gets into it right here by Artemis, an
Speaker 2: investment company held by French billionaire Francois Henry Penault, reverberated
Speaker 2: throughout the live industry. For the first time since twenty fourteen,
Speaker 2: one of the world's largest agencies had a new majority owner.
Speaker 2: And while sources insist the deal will change little about
Speaker 2: the CIA and its operations, much as how Artemis famed
Speaker 2: luxury brands, which included Gucci, Saint Laurent Balenciaga, operate under Kearing,
Speaker 2: there are still several key takeaways from the deal that
Speaker 2: bode well for the agency business. The CIA's valuation in
Speaker 2: the Artemis deal, which was widely reported in the seven
Speaker 2: billion dollar range, speak to agency's growing values. That valuation
Speaker 2: dwarfs the one point one billion that the CIA was
Speaker 2: valued at in twenty fourteen when TPG, the Texas based
Speaker 2: private equity firm, first held a majority stake in CIA,
Speaker 2: and then nine years later, TBG has reaped a five
Speaker 2: hundred and thirty six percent return on its investment, which
Speaker 2: is interesting that you would have a you would have
Speaker 2: a buyout in twenty twenty three, when the film industry
Speaker 2: has absolutely gone to the shitter. Nobody's really going to
Speaker 2: the movie theater anymore after COVID and all that kind
Speaker 2: of shit. But you buy a film and talent agency
Speaker 2: for seven billion dollars, which I thought was interesting that
Speaker 2: it was bought by some company named Artemis, because just
Speaker 2: because I'm I'm into you ever seen that movie Ready
Speaker 2: Player one?
Speaker 7: Yo?
Speaker 1: Hold on talking about movies and shit. Your boy Henry Penault,
Speaker 1: owner of that Artemis group. You may have heard of
Speaker 1: his ex wife, Selma fucking Hyak dog whoa Okay, wow,
Speaker 1: I see an article right here in twenty twenty four,
Speaker 1: Selma Hyak says she never signed a pre nump with
Speaker 1: former husband, multi billionaire Francois Henry Pinault.
Speaker 2: Oh, she getting at cheese. She getting at cheese. Bro Okay,
Speaker 2: But isn't that interesting that it's by the company named Artemis,
Speaker 2: which if you look and if you've ever seen that
Speaker 2: movie Ready Player one, that was the main character that
Speaker 2: was like his gamer tag was Artemis, right, And he's
Speaker 2: essentially the one that crack the code to the video game.
Speaker 2: And I don't know, dude, this is some weird shit
Speaker 2: going on here, but you know, just speaking on it, like,
Speaker 2: is it that crazy that a president would or a
Speaker 2: vice president soon to be president, which is very peculiar timing,
Speaker 2: would eventually become part of some kind of talent agency.
Speaker 2: I mean, we talk about crisis actors all the time,
Speaker 2: why would a president be any different? And then the
Speaker 2: face and the look and the tone, he wasn't even
Speaker 2: talking the same. A lot of people would say, wow,
Speaker 2: it's just to mention he's just getting old bullshit, dude, Like,
Speaker 2: you don't change that much in just a couple of
Speaker 2: years unless somebody is wearing your skin suit and somebody
Speaker 2: bought out your name aka the CIA, who is a
Speaker 2: talent agency? Right, Like this all just checks out out
Speaker 2: that it's all fucking it's a movie we're watching, Like
Speaker 2: everything is.
Speaker 1: A little bit a little scripted.
Speaker 3: Very scripted, Like this shit is crazy.
Speaker 1: Wild times bro, Like, of all.
Speaker 2: People, I don't want a president fucking getting on with
Speaker 2: a talent agency, Like that's just that's that doesn't make
Speaker 2: any sense to me.
Speaker 1: I don't, But keep in mind, I guarantee Trump has
Speaker 1: an agent. I guarantee Trump is represented by some sort
Speaker 1: of a talent agency.
Speaker 2: Brother, but Trump has also been on TV. My point, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're not wrong, I mean.
Speaker 3: Bro, it's yeah, it's very well. Could just be.
Speaker 1: All a part of the plan, Jonathan Food, part of
Speaker 1: the script.
Speaker 2: Well, if you believe that it's all part of the script,
Speaker 2: then you're are you somebody that is believing Rand and
Speaker 2: Croll that Trump might be the Antichrist?
Speaker 3: Is that a possibility?
Speaker 1: Maybe no, maybe, yes, maybe no. It's kind of too
Speaker 1: early to tell on any of that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess we'll see.
Speaker 2: But it says, oh, this is interesting, It says the
Speaker 2: September seventh deal also underscores the natural synergy between fashion
Speaker 2: and entertainment and for our purposes musicians. For decades, artists
Speaker 2: have had have had a heavy hand in fashion. The
Speaker 2: influence of the British invasion, hippies, rocksters, funksters, punkers, emoers, gothers,
Speaker 2: metal heads, grungers, country stars, hip hoppers, pop chart toppers
Speaker 2: have had on runway is immeasurable and vice versa. So obviously,
Speaker 2: you know they're mixing fashion with you know, people who
Speaker 2: are getting on TV so they can advertise their product
Speaker 2: a little bit more. Obviously, Sure, it says hip hop
Speaker 2: though more than any other genre, has taken that inspiration
Speaker 2: to the stratosphere, dating back to at least the early
Speaker 2: nineties with brands like Fubu Oh.
Speaker 3: You Remember that was good Time?
Speaker 2: So hell Yeah Dude, promoted by Ello Coole j and
Speaker 2: Russell Simmons Fat Farm. In later Jay Z's Rockaware, Ditty's
Speaker 2: Sean John and I Forgot Diddy was Sean John.
Speaker 3: That's that's a blast of the past.
Speaker 2: Absolutely and so many others who formed the foundation that
Speaker 2: turned hip hop swagger into fashion juggernaut that it is today.
Speaker 2: There's a good reason why drake Spectacular twenty twenty three
Speaker 2: It Was All a Blur tour features a giant statue
Speaker 2: of Virgil Ablow, the creative genius and fashion designer who
Speaker 2: passed away in twenty twenty one at the age of
Speaker 2: forty one, was the artistic director of Louis Vatan's men's wear.
Speaker 2: Before that, he interned at Fendi alongside Kanye before starting
Speaker 2: Off White, a company that helped transform streetwear into high fashion.
Speaker 2: He was also a good friend and collaborator of Drake's
Speaker 2: and many other hip hop artists. It's notable that since
Speaker 2: his passing, the musician slash producer for Ral Williams has
Speaker 2: since become Louis Vaton's artistic director.
Speaker 1: I know that.
Speaker 2: In other words, it's all one big game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I connected.
Speaker 4: Doc.
Speaker 2: What a fucking weird time we chose to incarnate, sir,
Speaker 2: That's all I'm gonna say about that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, indeed, all right, well, yeah, I guess
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