Speaker 1: From Morecast Connect and aj Benze fame. Uh, he'd liked
Speaker 1: to be walked on a leash and play really dirty
Speaker 1: kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock
Speaker 1: in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Benzi
Speaker 1: here with fame is a bitch. This is your daily
Speaker 1: Unfiltered podcast for December third, twenty twenty five. One two three,
Speaker 1: two oh two five. We're moving and grooving and yes,
Speaker 1: I was kind of right about my emotions. The Great
Speaker 1: Zeeva Palmer texted me a little while ago and said
Speaker 1: it is a full moon, well sort of. She showed
Speaker 1: me a picture and she says she's not herself either.
Speaker 1: A few of you have texted me today saying the
Speaker 1: same thing. I just dragging my ass today. I didn't
Speaker 1: do politics the bitch again. Don't get mad at me.
Speaker 1: I had a lot to do today. We did relationships.
Speaker 1: I had to drive to Woodland Hill to give my
Speaker 1: fucking landlord the rent check. I hate that I'm gonna
Speaker 1: drive to give him this check. He won't accept zell
Speaker 1: or a wire, so it's just like, come on, man,
Speaker 1: it's a you know, forty five minutes drive back and
Speaker 1: fluffs to pain in the ass. But just excuse me
Speaker 1: for being a little draggy. I didn't even feel like
Speaker 1: cooking tonight, so you know that that's not like me.
Speaker 1: I run into the kitchen to cook. I made a
Speaker 1: little chicken with peppers and onions sorocco, had a little
Speaker 1: bit of a little bowl for myself, but you know,
Speaker 1: not enough that I want to eat too much more.
Speaker 1: And Kyote is still here. Didn't feed it, but it's
Speaker 1: making the rounds around the block like it owns the place.
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. I don't know what's gonna happen to this thing.
Speaker 1: It must be it's gotta be eaten somewhere, must be
Speaker 1: killing cats and dogs somewhere. This is crazy. But what
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? What can you do? Know what
Speaker 1: I did today? I took the time to begin to
Speaker 1: watch the p Diddy documentary on Netflix that just just began,
Speaker 1: just dropped today. And if you don't, I mean, look,
Speaker 1: we all know what's been going on with Diddy in
Speaker 1: his personal life and his prison sentence, et cetera. And
Speaker 1: we've seen pictures of him looking like Grady from Sanford
Speaker 1: and some with the gray hair of the gray beard
Speaker 1: that's what prison I'll do to you. Man, You don't
Speaker 1: get to get all the good stuff that you got
Speaker 1: when you were the positive sixty seventy eighty one hundred,
Speaker 1: two hundred million dollars into your bank account when he
Speaker 1: was rising to the top. But there are never before
Speaker 1: seen videos in this in this documentary that are pretty alarming.
Speaker 1: I mean, you could see him on the phone with
Speaker 1: a lawyer, on his phone with a lawyer saying, we're losing,
Speaker 1: We're losing. We got to get better, we got to
Speaker 1: get stronger. We just going bananas. And then there's videos
Speaker 1: of him when he was younger, as he was rising
Speaker 1: up the ranks at Bad Boy Entertainment, screaming in the
Speaker 1: office about I gotta get shipped done. If I fucking
Speaker 1: want it done, let's get done, scream a maniac. And
Speaker 1: of course there's all the stories about who got punched
Speaker 1: in the face, who got smacked in the head, even
Speaker 1: his mother. He even smacked his mother, Janice at some point.
Speaker 1: But a lot of these guys that are talking on
Speaker 1: the doc I've never heard say anything before. And it's
Speaker 1: really interesting. I got one more episode to go, I'll
Speaker 1: watch it before bed. But you know, this kid who
Speaker 1: I never liked, although I did like his music when
Speaker 1: he started to really hit his stride. I remember being
Speaker 1: at Robert Evans's house the same day that I tell
Speaker 1: this story that Nicholson and Baty and Evans came to
Speaker 1: the door at my guest room because I had just
Speaker 1: written an email to Carra because you know, we not
Speaker 1: together so to speak, or we weren't gonna be together soon.
Speaker 1: And I didn't think it was gonna be a breakup.
Speaker 1: But Evan said, she dropped your kids, she dropped you.
Speaker 1: Trust me. I was dropped by Lana Turner and Ava
Speaker 1: Gardner before I was twenty two. She dropped you. And
Speaker 1: Jack had the cocaine on his nose and Warm was
Speaker 1: holding a bowl of grapes. It was like I've said,
Speaker 1: the three Wise Men just at my door. And then
Speaker 1: we watched pulp fiction in the projection room, which he
Speaker 1: had a special copy of. But that same day I'm
Speaker 1: in the room and I put on I guess MTV
Speaker 1: of VH one, but All about the Benjamins came on,
Speaker 1: and man, when that video came out on him and Mace,
Speaker 1: what you want to do? Wanted to be ballers shot
Speaker 1: called as the video was shot so great and so different,
Speaker 1: and the beat was tremendous, The song was great. You
Speaker 1: need You know, there's something that there's something very special
Speaker 1: about people who know how to make music. There's a
Speaker 1: knack for it. This is there's a certain talent that
Speaker 1: they can just hear a beat and know immediately that's
Speaker 1: the hit song. Well, that's gonna be your song that
Speaker 1: makes you forever money. Or like Jimmy Iveen told, uh,
Speaker 1: what's your name? Uh? Gwen? Uh, what's your name? Gwen?
Speaker 1: You know what the fuck I mean? Gwen Stefani when
Speaker 1: she had a couple of songs for him and he
Speaker 1: liked him, he said, give me six more. She said,
Speaker 1: what he goes, you need at least six more songs
Speaker 1: when get in the studio and finishing. And she did,
Speaker 1: of course, and she became a huge star. But they
Speaker 1: have this knack you know. Uh, it's like that with
Speaker 1: writers too. People if people in business have a knack
Speaker 1: for what's gonna make money, what's not gonna make money,
Speaker 1: and they can do it in in a split second.
Speaker 1: And when I showed Evans the video and Jack and
Speaker 1: Lauren were there too, and they was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: this is good this is really good. This is good,
Speaker 1: you know, And that means it affected my ears, their ears,
Speaker 1: and countless other people younger than me. And then it's
Speaker 1: just something. You know it when you hear it or
Speaker 1: read it or see it instantly. But excuse me, I'm
Speaker 1: looking at his He had such a determination to move
Speaker 1: up the ranks, and not to draw any kind of
Speaker 1: comparison between him and I, there is none. I mean,
Speaker 1: he ascended to tremendous heights that a few people can
Speaker 1: dream of. But I remember when I was divorced and
Speaker 1: living with Chico and Johnny Diaz and his son in
Speaker 1: our house, my house on the island, and I just
Speaker 1: I couldn't get shit rolland I was still working it
Speaker 1: for newsdays sports, and I was able to keep the
Speaker 1: house at I worked at a publishing company writing sports,
Speaker 1: high school sports and college sports at night, so I
Speaker 1: was making a living, but I knew I needed to
Speaker 1: do better, and I knew I should be writing in
Speaker 1: New York City for the Daily News or the Post
Speaker 1: or something, and I couldn't get it done. And I
Speaker 1: just remember being in the kitchen that night telling those
Speaker 1: two guys, I'm going to sell this house. I got
Speaker 1: to get to Manhattan. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get where. I'm not gonna go to Ohio or South
Speaker 1: Carolina and work on a newspaper for twenty six thousand
Speaker 1: dollars of starting salary. I'm not doing it. I'm New
Speaker 1: York that don't want me, and they didn't doubt me,
Speaker 1: and I laid everything out, and I've told you this
Speaker 1: stuff before. I want to live in the city. I
Speaker 1: want to live in the village. I want to be
Speaker 1: in movies. I want to I want to write books.
Speaker 1: I want to write a column. I mean, I was
Speaker 1: adamant about it. And that's the only part of the
Speaker 1: documentary that reminds reminds me of him, or reminds him
Speaker 1: of me, because there's something about that grit and determination
Speaker 1: and hustle that I don't think I would have had
Speaker 1: it if my mom and dad were still alive. I
Speaker 1: think I would have cruised a little bit slower through
Speaker 1: life and not hit the pedal to the metal. Was hard,
Speaker 1: but I did. I got rid of everything. I did
Speaker 1: find that place in Manhattan, and we did live in
Speaker 1: the village, and I did all the things I said
Speaker 1: I was gonna do, including befriending Mickey Rourke, which happened
Speaker 1: completely by accident, but I manifested it, not to mention
Speaker 1: working with stallone and countless other things. How it's done,
Speaker 1: you name it, but that's the way did he was
Speaker 1: when he was younger, and you know, he grew up
Speaker 1: without a father. His father was a hustler, a drug
Speaker 1: dealer out of Harlem who had brain's blown out on
Speaker 1: a shooting in Central Park West, and his mother raised him.
Speaker 1: His mother had odd jobs, including working at an after
Speaker 1: hours and serving the fella's drinks and you know, audishing
Speaker 1: out drugs to local people who wanted to get high
Speaker 1: late at night, and who knows what else she had
Speaker 1: to do to support, you know, a kid. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but it when you grew up without a parent or
Speaker 1: two parents, or at a certain age you lose them,
Speaker 1: it could either ruin you or push you to do
Speaker 1: great things. And I think in our circumstances, of course
Speaker 1: him more than me, it motivated us and moved us
Speaker 1: to get shit done. And as sad as that is,
Speaker 1: it's also kind of glamorous to a young boy to
Speaker 1: to not have your dad or your mom not us
Speaker 1: not glamorous but there's something in there that just makes
Speaker 1: you move. And he watched you know, and again another comparison,
Speaker 1: he grew up watching blaxploitation movies like Superfly and The
Speaker 1: Mac and Shaft, and you know, I grew up on
Speaker 1: Main Streets and The Godfather, and you know, same kind
Speaker 1: of shit. Mine was Italian gangster shit. His was blank
Speaker 1: black gangster shit. And in those movies, I think we
Speaker 1: both saw a way to become known or I don't
Speaker 1: want to say powerful in my case, but certainly in
Speaker 1: his case. I mean, when he's on the phone with
Speaker 1: a girl facetiming some girlfriend, his last girlfriend, telling her
Speaker 1: he's going to go depositing two hundred million in the
Speaker 1: bank and he's smoking a joint in the back of
Speaker 1: a limousine, it's like, okay, he clearly made it, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: But as they say, like we read an Animal Farm,
Speaker 1: the only part of Animal Farm, I remember, power corrupts,
Speaker 1: but absolute power corrupts absolutely, And you know he took
Speaker 1: that power and did bad things with it. And you
Speaker 1: know it's it was a driving force in his body
Speaker 1: and mind. Pick it up and move and in your
Speaker 1: mind you become unstoppable. But in his case, he just
Speaker 1: everything became about money and sex and power and greed.
Speaker 1: And you know, he grew up with a mother who
Speaker 1: said if you if somebody hits you, you better hit
Speaker 1: him harder. My father would tell me, if you don't
Speaker 1: throw the first punchry better throw the second or third.
Speaker 1: And I'm a little boy going to school. My father's
Speaker 1: words would echo in my ears, and I would try
Speaker 1: to be as tough as my father. I wasn't as
Speaker 1: a young kid. I was kind of timid. You know,
Speaker 1: I got sick. I got sick when I was a
Speaker 1: young kid. Toms Tom selected me and I had this
Speaker 1: shit that happened to my teeth with this medicine called
Speaker 1: deck Lamisin, which was outlawed, but it turned my teeth
Speaker 1: like dark. It was bad. They were baby teeth. But
Speaker 1: you know, the point is, says, I don't care how
Speaker 1: old you are. You always hear your parents' words long
Speaker 1: after they'd gone. And I'm sure he kept hearing his
Speaker 1: mother talk about if someone punches you, punch them harder.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure he thought about his dad, who was
Speaker 1: a hustler, and that's why his friends were hustles. And
Speaker 1: he hung around with people like that, and you know,
Speaker 1: kids are sometimes shaped by pain as much as there's
Speaker 1: shape by love. Same thing with comedians. There's not many
Speaker 1: comics that are funny who had a wonderful upbringing and
Speaker 1: a sweet life, who were born wealthy or well born
Speaker 1: into a wealthy family. You don't see that too often.
Speaker 1: Most kids who were grow up to be comics who
Speaker 1: kind of pour you know, three to a bedroom, two
Speaker 1: to a bed, mom worked two or three jobs dad.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just one of those things. You find
Speaker 1: humor and eventually you find power from it and it
Speaker 1: moves you. But this documentary really lays out the possibility
Speaker 1: that it could have been Diddy that laid out the
Speaker 1: plans to have Tupac and the Notorious Big murdered so
Speaker 1: he could have sent to the top spot. And you know,
Speaker 1: I have my theories and who pulled the trigger, etc.
Speaker 1: There's all sorts of theories out there. Who killed Tupac,
Speaker 1: who shot Biggie? But did He's fingerprints are on both
Speaker 1: of those things for sure. The East Coast West Coast
Speaker 1: rivalry and rap was kind of manufactured. And you know,
Speaker 1: I was there for it at the Source Awards when
Speaker 1: it really kicked off and I thought guns were going
Speaker 1: to be drawn. They probably were, but no one shot,
Speaker 1: but people were packing. But yeah, you look at this
Speaker 1: documentary and his fingerprints are on it. And I remember
Speaker 1: when me and Joey, I took Joey to see did
Speaker 1: he do the tour he did after Biggie died that
Speaker 1: hole I'll be Missing you bullshit. That song based on
Speaker 1: Prince's song Every Breath You Take, and it just didn't
Speaker 1: ring true to me. I felt like he's doing this
Speaker 1: for himself. I don't think he misses Biggie that much.
Speaker 1: I think this is all for his sake, for his pockets.
Speaker 1: It just it didn't seem real to me. And again,
Speaker 1: that's that thing I have that many other people have,
Speaker 1: that just a knack for now. I smell shit. I
Speaker 1: smell shit just like Jesse Smolett, who's still saying to
Speaker 1: this day he was jumped. I mean, that's just a
Speaker 1: crazy bastard to still repeat this story on TV. And
Speaker 1: I think he has a special on Netflix. I don't
Speaker 1: even want to watch it or Amazon. I won't watch it.
Speaker 1: But I can't look at someone who lies like that.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. But you should check the documentary out and
Speaker 1: sheds a lot of new light, and you really get
Speaker 1: a chance to see just how beautiful Cassie is and was,
Speaker 1: and god, what he did to her in that hallway
Speaker 1: with a towel around his waist. You know, it's one thing,
Speaker 1: and it's an awful thing to hit a woman, But
Speaker 1: if you want to, if it means you have to
Speaker 1: leave the hotel room in a towel around your waist
Speaker 1: to do it, you're fucking crazy. You're crazy, and clearly
Speaker 1: he is. And I still think he's not going to
Speaker 1: serve his full time in prison. I think he's gonna
Speaker 1: get out than maybe another year or so year in
Speaker 1: two months, that's what I think. I think there are
Speaker 1: backroom deals going on. I think Biddy's always been somebody
Speaker 1: who's worked with the Feds and drop names on people,
Speaker 1: and I think those favors will be returned in the
Speaker 1: coming year. We'll see. But yeah, it's worth a watch.
Speaker 1: And I got to talk about Amy Schumer again because
Speaker 1: now Amy Schumer is coming out saying that well, she's
Speaker 1: saying that nothing's wrong with her marriage, but really, if
Speaker 1: you're paying attention, there was something she said back in
Speaker 1: April of twenty twenty two on the Ellen Degenerate show,
Speaker 1: and she was basically talking about how lackluster a sex
Speaker 1: life she had with her husband, Chris Fisher. And now
Speaker 1: they resurfaced this interview, and you know, there was a
Speaker 1: lot of awkward silence in the room in the audience
Speaker 1: because she said, you know, when you're married, it's hard
Speaker 1: to have sex when you're married. Who the fuck ever
Speaker 1: said that? Okay, because like that's your family, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Not many people knew what you meant.
Speaker 1: She goes, like, that's my emergency contact. I guess you
Speaker 1: thought that was a funny joke. I'm not gonna just
Speaker 1: have sex with them. That's disgusting. And you can't really
Speaker 1: talk dirty anymore if you're married, because he knows me
Speaker 1: too well. I can't be like, I'm gonna do this
Speaker 1: to you. And he would say, no, you're not. Your
Speaker 1: back hurts. You're not gonna do that to me. You know,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna have sex that way. It just look
Speaker 1: like a very sad way to talk about a marriage.
Speaker 1: And that was a few years ago. And of course
Speaker 1: she said we did a lot of role playing, because well,
Speaker 1: she said role playing, I always picked the same role.
Speaker 1: I always go Okay, I'm gonna be in a coma,
Speaker 1: and then she'd lay down and just be unresponsive. Well,
Speaker 1: who the hell wants to have sex with that that's
Speaker 1: even true? But of course, yes, the other day I
Speaker 1: mentioned they had to schedule sex, and you know, all
Speaker 1: we have were kids. We have to seki. No, you know,
Speaker 1: we had sex with our kids in the bed. If
Speaker 1: there's a will as a way, you got to be quieter.
Speaker 1: You know. One time Roxy was in the bed with us.
Speaker 1: She was like two, and she woke up in the
Speaker 1: middle of it and she put her hand in my
Speaker 1: face and said, no, Daddy, No. She knew something was
Speaker 1: going on that was a little different, but she couldn't
Speaker 1: know what really was happening, but she just knew this
Speaker 1: is not typical. Maybe I was wrestling mommy, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but yeah, to do to talk about we have birthday
Speaker 1: sex on birthdays and adversary. Come on, nobody survives marriages
Speaker 1: like that, or if you do, you just kind of
Speaker 1: you're playing out the string. And she said, there's never
Speaker 1: like a vibe where it just happens. Do people do that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Just asking that question or to tell
Speaker 1: you everything you need to know, about this marriage but
Speaker 1: obviously divorced. Speculation is swirling around them. Not only she
Speaker 1: slimmed down and I hate to say it looking good.
Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but she does. But who
Speaker 1: the fuck takes pictures of themselves in a yellow dress
Speaker 1: on their staircase like she did. I'm sure they weren't
Speaker 1: professionally shot, but they might as well have been. But
Speaker 1: did her husband shoot those pictures? I don't know. But
Speaker 1: she's all splayed out on the step. Could you imagine
Speaker 1: all mother's doing this? Hey han, hey han, asking your
Speaker 1: father take a picture of me on the stairwell. I
Speaker 1: want I want to wear this yellow dress and look
Speaker 1: good for it. It's so, it's such a different world.
Speaker 1: We grew up with such different better people. I'm driving
Speaker 1: back for the landlord today and I'm at a red
Speaker 1: light and in front of me he's a guy on
Speaker 1: a bike. I didn't know it was. A guy had
Speaker 1: a long pony table with about five different rubber bands
Speaker 1: in it. It went down to halfway down his back,
Speaker 1: and he had a little faggy bike helmet on. I'll
Speaker 1: never get overseeing a man with a bike helmet. I
Speaker 1: just I can't. I know it's soon you should do it.
Speaker 1: But come on, I'd rather not ride a bike and
Speaker 1: put a helmet on and elbow pads. What am I playing? Football? Guy?
Speaker 1: It's a bike ride. But all of a sudden, he
Speaker 1: just puts his fingers in his ears. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck's he doing? Because I had the music on it,
Speaker 1: so I loaded music. There was an ambulance coming, and
Speaker 1: the sound of the ambulance was too loud for this
Speaker 1: man's ears. He had to plug them up. These are
Speaker 1: the men that are out there now. These are the
Speaker 1: men that possibly take pictures of their wife on the
Speaker 1: stairwell for Instagram likes and hits. But she's I don't
Speaker 1: care what she says. By the way, she wasn't wearing
Speaker 1: her wedding ring in the pictures. And you would think,
Speaker 1: if your husband has taken the picture, or your husband's
Speaker 1: gonna see it, that'd be the first thing I say,
Speaker 1: which right, where's your rent? But a guy like him
Speaker 1: is gonna say that because he's a pussy. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna put his foot down. Shares all the money. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what the hell he does. But she's
Speaker 1: the money and she makes a good living. But she's
Speaker 1: very skinny now, and she's trying to tell people no, no,
Speaker 1: even though I deleted Chris from Instagram, you know, and
Speaker 1: I got this thin. I got this thin because I
Speaker 1: was very ill with this disease she had that made
Speaker 1: her face chubby. And she said that's been fixed through
Speaker 1: medication and her undemetriosis is better. Blah blah blah, you
Speaker 1: know the rest. And I tried thozempic, but that's not
Speaker 1: why I did it to get thin. Bullshit. Why can't
Speaker 1: they just cop to it? Who would be mad if
Speaker 1: they cop to it? Look, whatever you're suffering from in
Speaker 1: life and being overweight and out of shape and unhealthy
Speaker 1: is kind of just as bad as walking around with
Speaker 1: an illness if you don't treat it. So is there's
Speaker 1: a magic pill or a dejection to take Who's gonna
Speaker 1: tell you? Don't take it? Take it? Get better, feel better,
Speaker 1: look better. Life is short, man, So she's trying to
Speaker 1: convince everybody that we're fine. She put up a new
Speaker 1: post of her son, which this is weird. Her son
Speaker 1: is giving a tour of his room and his toys,
Speaker 1: and she wrote a long thing on her Instagram post
Speaker 1: saying how happy they are and this is why I
Speaker 1: did this, and this is why I lost weight, and
Speaker 1: this don't believe a fucking word of it. They were
Speaker 1: all hypocrite lawyers in Hollywood, all of them, most of
Speaker 1: them just like Ariana Grande. You know, this chick is
Speaker 1: looks so puny and anorexic. It's like when we were kids.
Speaker 1: Remember there used to be a fund for people in Biafra.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is. There's still there's
Speaker 1: no more Biafra. Right What part of Africa was Biafra?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, but there was Like
Speaker 1: you'd see commercials as kids with these little black kids
Speaker 1: would flies on their face and drinking dirty water and
Speaker 1: people will give me money to me, that's the kind
Speaker 1: of body she has, Arianna. And she's a beautiful girl,
Speaker 1: multi talented, and I think the people there's a conspiracy
Speaker 1: out there that the people who work on Wicked, something
Speaker 1: really weird happened to her. At Cynthia Arriva. They look
Speaker 1: completely different than they did before they made Wicked. The
Speaker 1: Two Wickeds, I hate to say the second movie is
Speaker 1: doing well, but it is, which shocks me. But Aria
Speaker 1: is getting mad at people don't talk to me about
Speaker 1: my weight. I can look how I want to look. No, honey, no,
Speaker 1: And that's why you're not going to be with that
Speaker 1: ginger boy too much longer. That's about to end to
Speaker 1: all these people. It's so easy to go with the
Speaker 1: under in Hollywood marriages. You know, they say NFL running
Speaker 1: backs career is an average of three to four years.
Speaker 1: Maybe I think every NFL player the average is like
Speaker 1: four years. So that's why when they get that pay
Speaker 1: the big money, you go, well, look at it's got
Speaker 1: to last many many years. Because they don't. They don't.
Speaker 1: They break down, Well, they get injured very bad. Then
Speaker 1: they got to leave the league. Well, show biz doesn't
Speaker 1: run you down. There's always a big deal, a new
Speaker 1: hit song, a new record, a new movie, a TV show.
Speaker 1: Arianna is going to work for the next forty fifty years.
Speaker 1: But don't fucking tell me. And getting back to men, Look,
Speaker 1: I gotta say this. I know Taylor Swift and Travis
Speaker 1: Kelsey are getting married, and you know, they're big and
Speaker 1: and she's using her big mansion was it Rhode Island,
Speaker 1: you know, and they're putting she's putting a million dollars
Speaker 1: into renovations to make the backyard and the house. You know,
Speaker 1: beautiful landscaping and god knows how many roses and flowers
Speaker 1: that are gonna be. It's gonna beautiful, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: But this whole thing about her, her friend Ed Shearing,
Speaker 1: there's such close friends Ed Shearing. I don't want to
Speaker 1: hear she is to Ed Sheeran anymore. I don't. And
Speaker 1: by the way, everything I said about the Kansas City
Speaker 1: Chief's getting worse because of the Travis and tell Us
Speaker 1: of being together. I was completely right. They're now six
Speaker 1: and six, probably not gonna make the playoffs. Mahomes is
Speaker 1: playing like dirt. Kelsey's not Kelsey. I mean, this is
Speaker 1: his last year, But I was right. It's a slow,
Speaker 1: steady breakdown and I think his head's not in the game.
Speaker 1: And it's hard to win that many years in a
Speaker 1: row to begin with. But this whole New Taylor Swift thing, Boy,
Speaker 1: the NFL is gonna hate this when he retires and
Speaker 1: she's no longer read football stadiums watching him play. They
Speaker 1: could have gotten a sing of the fucking Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: I wish you would have said yes instead of bad Bunny.
Speaker 1: In fact, Bad Buddy turned up in that movie I
Speaker 1: saw the other night. Can't stand when that happens. I
Speaker 1: can't stand when he just put somebody in a movie
Speaker 1: nowadays because they have a big presence on social media.
Speaker 1: Not that they've never acted before, but you know they've
Speaker 1: got twenty five million followers. Put him in a movie.
Speaker 1: I can't stand it. But I don't. You know. Look,
Speaker 1: if I'm Travis Kelcey, I have to lower the boom
Speaker 1: and enough with the friendship with Ed Shearing? Can we
Speaker 1: can we can we tone that down? Okay? You know
Speaker 1: you don't need to do this. Women have to understand this.
Speaker 1: When when you meet a man that loves you hard,
Speaker 1: you got to get rid of your little fag email friends.
Speaker 1: You have to do it. No man is cool with that.
Speaker 1: Oh we just we go shopping now, don't don't. Oh
Speaker 1: he helped me pick out a dress and I'll pick
Speaker 1: I'll help you pick a dress out of Just go
Speaker 1: on to your girlfriends. Don't take your little queer friend around.
Speaker 1: Not that Ed Shearer is gay, but it's the same
Speaker 1: kind of thing. You're a woman, you know what you like.
Speaker 1: Go buy a dress, you know, and by the way,
Speaker 1: when your world famous, the dresses come to you but
Speaker 1: you got to stop with that, having these very feminine
Speaker 1: male friends, like the guys who ride bikes with helmets
Speaker 1: and elbow pants and put their fingers in their fucking
Speaker 1: ears because an ambulance is coming by Christ. You cannot
Speaker 1: out for male friends either. Basically, when you're married, you
Speaker 1: can't have male friends straight or faye, you can't. It's over.
Speaker 1: You could be friendly, but there will not be any
Speaker 1: friendship dinners or drinks. So that kind of bullshit now
Speaker 1: that's out. And you could bet once they're married, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna hear stories about Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift much.
Speaker 1: I don't believe it. And if you do, that means
Speaker 1: Travis Kelcey is a little light in the feet too,
Speaker 1: because I would never permit that. Tell me I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: What happened to me? You know, talking about Paul Anchor
Speaker 1: today on Relationships as a Bitch and the fact that
Speaker 1: he was interviewed by page six and I heard I'd
Speaker 1: always heard that Frank Sinatra was hung well because his
Speaker 1: wife Ava Gardner had mentioned that. I mean, when I
Speaker 1: Earl says that in print, boy, does that make a
Speaker 1: man feel like a million bucks? Ava Gardner at one
Speaker 1: point said Frank was skinny, but he had a nineteen
Speaker 1: pound penis, and you know, I mean, I know it
Speaker 1: wasn't nineteen pounds, but it's great. It's a great story
Speaker 1: because Paul Anka said that. Well, first of all, the
Speaker 1: point of the story was that they asked him how
Speaker 1: he wrote My Way that became Frank Sinatra's signature song.
Speaker 1: He was a twenty four year old kid in France.
Speaker 1: He was already established as a singer and a performer.
Speaker 1: But he heard the French version of this song, or
Speaker 1: at least the melody of this song, and he bought
Speaker 1: the rights to it, and then he went home and
Speaker 1: wrote the lyrics and he presented it to Sinatra twenty
Speaker 1: four years old. Sinatra's career was on the downswing. He
Speaker 1: was going to retire. I mean, Frank was in bad shape.
Speaker 1: My Way propelled his career another twenty five thirty years,
Speaker 1: because you know, rock and roll was in, and the
Speaker 1: Beatles and Elvis and the Rolling Stones and the Cruders
Speaker 1: were not what they used to be. But it just
Speaker 1: goes to show how, like I said the other day,
Speaker 1: that kid who wrote the song the moody blues song
Speaker 1: nineteen years old to write knights in white Satin. That's
Speaker 1: a special kind of person. That's the kind of person
Speaker 1: I was talking about at the top of the show.
Speaker 1: You know a hit when you hear it. Paul Ankor
Speaker 1: heard something in that French song which I can't pronounce,
Speaker 1: and knew, I'm gonna put lyrics this and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give the Sinatra. And when Sinatra got it, he sang
Speaker 1: it in the studio and he put the phone to
Speaker 1: the speaker so Anka could hear it. He said, listen
Speaker 1: to this kid, and Paul Anker heard his record, Frank
Speaker 1: Sinatra's recording of his song that he wrote, and he cried.
Speaker 1: And another guy that I always forget his last name, Libaiman,
Speaker 1: the great producer who who did Ocean's eleven and Karate Kid,
Speaker 1: the terrific guy, the guy who ended up living with
Speaker 1: his wife and his girlfriend in the same fucking house
Speaker 1: in Palm Springs. He somehow managed to do it. But
Speaker 1: terrific guy. He got a great book that I read
Speaker 1: a couple of times. But he was also a young
Speaker 1: guy who had gumption that, like I again, I'll go
Speaker 1: to the top of the show, what motivated him to
Speaker 1: do what he did, Like Puffy did, or to a
Speaker 1: lesser degree what I did. He just knew that he
Speaker 1: could help Sinatra, and he got in his ear and
Speaker 1: Frank was down and out drinking all day, you know,
Speaker 1: just miserable. And the kid on the spot came up
Speaker 1: with this idea that look, oh no, no, no, we're going
Speaker 1: to do the put on a concert. Let me manage you.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do it in my the square garden inside
Speaker 1: a boxing ring where all the great champions were there,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna sing this and that, and they got
Speaker 1: Howard Cosella to announce it. Frank Sinatra took pictures for
Speaker 1: Life magazine. I'm not sorry, not Frank's. That was for
Speaker 1: a different fight. Frank Satra was singing that night, but
Speaker 1: all the biggest movie stars in the world were at
Speaker 1: this we're at this show, and you know, just young kids.
Speaker 1: But basically getting back to Frank Sinatra's penis, he uh.
Speaker 1: Paul Ankas said they would take saunas together a lot
Speaker 1: when they became friends and worked together, and he said
Speaker 1: he can never make really eye contact with Frank because
Speaker 1: of what he saw down below when his towel would
Speaker 1: open up, and yeah, that's that's that's somehow of the story.
Speaker 1: And it reminds me of the great Milton Burrell, who
Speaker 1: was always rumored to have or not rumored everybody. Even
Speaker 1: Milton Berle himself told me the one time I sat
Speaker 1: down with him at Ago and he told me, you're
Speaker 1: my favorite TV host. I almost shit because when mister
Speaker 1: Television tells you you're my favorite TV host, you you
Speaker 1: know it's a rap. Let me, that's it called a rap.
Speaker 1: I did it. But he sent me a headshot and
Speaker 1: he made a reference to the headshot being as big
Speaker 1: as his penis. But there was back in the day
Speaker 1: whenever he went out, a lot of guys would want
Speaker 1: to challenge him. Guys get loaded at bars or restaurants.
Speaker 1: They think they have a bigger penis than Milton, and
Speaker 1: a lot of guys would come up to him and
Speaker 1: challenge him. And it got to a point where Milton's
Speaker 1: friends would say, hey, Milton, just take out enough to
Speaker 1: beat him. Let him go home not too unhappy with himself.
Speaker 1: And that's what he would do, I think, But that
Speaker 1: was what was said. Men and they're fascination with penises.
Speaker 1: It's never going to go away. It's never going to
Speaker 1: go away. Somebody brought this to my attention today and
Speaker 1: I want to do more investigation, but I really think
Speaker 1: it's true. Not somebody but John Monteforte on Patriot, one
Speaker 1: of my patrons, sent me something and it really, I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, it makes so much sense. It said men
Speaker 1: did greater things when it was harder to see boobs.
Speaker 1: How wonderfully on I don't know who said it, I
Speaker 1: don't know where it was written, but how perfect is that?
Speaker 1: Think about what was accomplished all those years and it
Speaker 1: was so tough to see a naked woman when all
Speaker 1: you could do is maybe you get a Playboy magazine
Speaker 1: or some other smutty magazine in a store where you
Speaker 1: have to kind of put it in a brown bag
Speaker 1: and hide it from the wife of the kids and
Speaker 1: put it out of your mattress. And now everything's that
Speaker 1: your favorite tips, you can see whatever you want doing
Speaker 1: who knows what, who knows where? Who knows when it's
Speaker 1: gotten to the point where it's changed men and it's
Speaker 1: changed women. Case in point, you just go on Instagram
Speaker 1: and depending on your algorithm, My god, they're all out.
Speaker 1: They're showing their wares, beckoning men on underneath their name
Speaker 1: is their Venmo information. You know we're us send them money.
Speaker 1: Were their only fans link. It's it's harder to work,
Speaker 1: it's harder to concentrate because most men, a lot of
Speaker 1: men have sex on the mind. Not Amy Schumer's husband,
Speaker 1: that's for sure. But Frank did and Ava Gardner did,
Speaker 1: and under it with this. I always loved it after
Speaker 1: he after they broke up, because she said we had
Speaker 1: the most amazing sex, but the men of the sex
Speaker 1: was although we'd have the biggest fights ever. As soon
Speaker 1: as one of us got up to use the bathroom,
Speaker 1: a fight would start and there were ten rounders. Both
Speaker 1: were very fiery, hard drinkers too. Ava could drink as well.
Speaker 1: But there was a restaurant, I think it was Chasen's
Speaker 1: that had a big picture of Frank hanging up, and
Speaker 1: every time time she went there, she always stopped at
Speaker 1: the picture and rubbed it and said, my guy, not sweet,
Speaker 1: chokes me up because of the fucking moon. God, I'm
Speaker 1: a mass I'm sorry, I don't know. I'll get over.
Speaker 1: It can't be a full moon forever, right anyho. Gang
Speaker 1: a show a little bit on the short side, but
Speaker 1: that's the way today is going to be tomorrow the
Speaker 1: back of the horse and fulfill my duties to give
Speaker 1: you a pia B and an FIAB and maybe the
Speaker 1: next day we'll do it. Everything is a bitch with Mike,
Speaker 1: but stick around, don't go anywhere, and by all means,
Speaker 1: go to aj beens a dot substat dot com. I
Speaker 1: published a story called the four A M Girl, which
Speaker 1: is about basically the women who come for booty calls,
Speaker 1: not nowadays, but back when when I was younger, and
Speaker 1: I think a lot of men and some women out
Speaker 1: there can understand exactly what I'm talking about. So there
Speaker 1: we go back to penises again in sex. What can
Speaker 1: I tell you? I guess I'm sad and horny. I
Speaker 1: don't know. You tell me that's it, gang, I love
Speaker 1: you is thanks for being patient on paa B. You'll
Speaker 1: get it and I'll probably make it a long one
Speaker 1: because you deserve it. Until then, I'm aj Ben. So
Speaker 1: that was your daily Unfiltered podcast for December third, twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five. We'll talk again tomorrow.