Speaker 1: All right, Minnesota, goodbye. I'm gonna give a shout out
Speaker 1: to Anita because I'm wearing the shirt today that she
Speaker 1: gave me for my birthday that says fuck around and
Speaker 1: find out. Yeah, baby, Well, it's got a guy who
Speaker 1: there's the big word around, and there's a stick figure
Speaker 1: having sex with the word around, and.
Speaker 2: He's got little movement lines so you know that he's
Speaker 2: he's bon in it. Yeah, the bone in its bon
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 1: I showed it to Susan. She didn't get it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: look at my shirt. She's like, ah, wow, Wow. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you ever heard the phrase fuck around
Speaker 1: and find out? Really, I don't think so. Hey, fam,
Speaker 1: don't say my name. Question ask listeners now that the
Speaker 1: holidays are coming up, if you could ask your family
Speaker 1: you're in laws without getting any negative consequences, ask them anything.
Speaker 1: What would it be? Mine would be did you actually
Speaker 1: actively try to raise emotionally immature humans or did it
Speaker 1: just happen that way because you're so immature?
Speaker 2: Damn?
Speaker 1: So they would ask their in laws, did you actively
Speaker 1: try to raise emotional immature humans or did it happen
Speaker 1: that way because you're so immature? I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: it is a very It's it's like genetics. If you
Speaker 1: are a hypochondriac and then you're surprised because your kid
Speaker 1: is a hypochondriac. It's because they grow up watching you
Speaker 1: every ailment, every germ, every everything, and now you have
Speaker 1: a hypochondriac. If you have I know somebody who is
Speaker 1: a huge drama queen, the world is against them. They're
Speaker 1: and they're they're wonderful, they're nice, and they're funny, but
Speaker 1: everything is the world is against them and everything is like, eh,
Speaker 1: clutch my pearls. Because their mom was that way. M hm,
Speaker 1: and now she's got a daughter that's turning that way.
Speaker 1: I think that I looked at my mom and my
Speaker 1: dad and I took the best parts of them and
Speaker 1: I said, I want to be like that, and I
Speaker 1: took the worst parts of them and I said, I
Speaker 1: don't want to be like that.
Speaker 2: I feel the same way about like my mom too,
Speaker 2: because my mom was a single mom and like had
Speaker 2: a really great job and was always like super active
Speaker 2: and like, I don't know, just kind of being a
Speaker 2: boss bitch kind of thing. So I've been the same way,
Speaker 2: and like my mom never remarried, after my dad, So
Speaker 2: I gleaned like good stuff from her where I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't need no man, like I can be a
Speaker 2: woman of a career and do whatever I want blah
Speaker 2: blah blah. But then there are things about my mom
Speaker 2: where I'm like, I don't want to do that, and
Speaker 2: so I'm just like actively steering away from that.
Speaker 1: And I think that's a good thing, Bailey, because I
Speaker 1: think that you look at some times and you go,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be like that. Like my dad
Speaker 1: never gave hugs or said I love you, and I
Speaker 1: give too many hugs. I say I love you too much,
Speaker 1: and I text Carson like love you, buddy, just thinking
Speaker 1: about you. Because number one, it's sincere. But number two,
Speaker 1: I didn't like the distance between my dad and me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I definitely took a lot of things,
Speaker 3: more so from my mom because almost very similar to Bailey.
Speaker 3: I mean, my parents got divorced and my dad was
Speaker 3: still very much involved in our lives, but my mom
Speaker 3: was definitely the independent one who started a business and
Speaker 3: really like got out there and made something of herself.
Speaker 3: I think more than she thought because she spent the
Speaker 3: first twenty years in the workforce as a waitress. So
Speaker 3: I just like really admire her for quitting something after
Speaker 3: twenty years and then going and starting a business and
Speaker 3: just like working her ass off. So I definitely take
Speaker 3: that from my mother. I don't really think I take
Speaker 3: much from my dad. I'll be honest. I'm so opposite
Speaker 3: of him in every single way. He watches TV all day,
Speaker 3: he spends money like he's a millionaire. I am frugal
Speaker 3: as hell, which is definitely my mom's trait. Two. So yes,
Speaker 3: very different. But as far as the question from the emailer, Yeah, man,
Speaker 3: I am really lucky because I think that Andrew's parents
Speaker 3: are great, and I think that they did a really
Speaker 3: great job raising him. I think my one question would
Speaker 3: be for his biological dad, who he does not have
Speaker 3: a relationship with anymore, and just be like, why why
Speaker 3: did you not work carter to have a relationship with
Speaker 3: your son, because he did up until like Andrew was sixteen.
Speaker 1: Can I throw out the other side of things then
Speaker 1: that could be where and there might be some older
Speaker 1: people that have adult children that are fucked up. So
Speaker 1: in other words, you tried your best, and you set examples,
Speaker 1: and you worked hard, and you got up early, and
Speaker 1: you took a shower and showed up on time. It
Speaker 1: didn't steal anything. And your kids are pieces of shit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that there's probably that too, But most of
Speaker 1: the people that I know that are crap humans, they
Speaker 1: really were raised by crap people. The people in my
Speaker 1: family that are maybe not the best humans were raised
Speaker 1: by not the best parents. I don't know a lot,
Speaker 1: but there, I'm sure they're out there of parents who
Speaker 1: are like man, we tried with little you know, Marcia,
Speaker 1: but Marcia turned out to be like a meth dealer.
Speaker 1: Lazy has four different baby daddies that type of So
Speaker 1: let me see if you know the other side of
Speaker 1: the story. Let me know. And she goes on to say,
Speaker 1: y'all are my favorite people. Have a wonderful weekend. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Don't say my name? Okay, so hold on, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go back and I gotta scroll and I gotta tap,
Speaker 1: and here we go. Next one. We were talking about
Speaker 1: eating Kiwi's the other day, and I don't forget how
Speaker 1: it came up and how often they are to eat.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't know how it came up. Either way,
Speaker 2: We're just like Kiwi's, huh.
Speaker 3: I think someone emailed then about Kiwi's okay.
Speaker 1: They said, it's just fun to say. I just try
Speaker 1: to eat the kiwi as it is. The outside doesn't
Speaker 1: have a taste and it's full of fiber. I thought
Speaker 1: it'd be a weird sensory wise, but the crunch is
Speaker 1: delightful and it's so much easier to eat. Just cut
Speaker 1: off the ends and enjoy. That's from Tia, Tia. I
Speaker 1: will absolutely try that next time I have a Kiwi,
Speaker 1: which I don't very often. All right, continuing on with
Speaker 1: the Minnesota goodbye another email, here we go, Greetings. After
Speaker 1: hearing about the iHeart layoffs, I'm patiently waiting by my
Speaker 1: phone for the new podcast to drop to see if
Speaker 1: we lost to any of our Dave Ryan Show family.
Speaker 1: To all and hope you are still employed. That is
Speaker 1: from Kayley. God. Isn't it just weird that people are
Speaker 1: so concerned about I mean, like that radio station people
Speaker 1: are getting laid off. Yeah, and no, I don't We're
Speaker 1: all still here. I think that we are. I think
Speaker 1: we're fine. I think they I don't think that they
Speaker 1: would look at this show. We're doing fine, by the way,
Speaker 1: I don't think they would look at the show and go, well,
Speaker 1: it's been in this solid position for you know, six months,
Speaker 1: let's fire somebody. I think they would look at a
Speaker 1: show that's underperforming, that's been there a while and has
Speaker 1: been given a chance, and say that's not working out.
Speaker 1: That's I don't know what the criteria is, but I
Speaker 1: also know that some people get fired because they're difficult,
Speaker 1: and I know some people have been laid off from
Speaker 1: the company because they are complainers, They show up late,
Speaker 1: they do a half assed job. I mean, if we
Speaker 1: could think of somebody, and I don't want to give
Speaker 1: any hints at all, but Jenny and I were looking
Speaker 1: at each other telepathically, think about somebody who has been
Speaker 1: laid off recently who was just kind of like a
Speaker 1: who cares, half asset kind of a person. Yeah, do
Speaker 1: you know who I'm talking about? Of course, Okay, good.
Speaker 1: I know nobody on this show. No, no, no, nobody
Speaker 1: on this show. But I think that that's one of
Speaker 1: the things that we do is we like we work hard,
Speaker 1: and we respond to emails, and we come in prepared,
Speaker 1: and we come in on time, and we stay late,
Speaker 1: and we like it when the boss sees us making
Speaker 1: social media content in the hallway because we want the
Speaker 1: boss to go, oh, look.
Speaker 2: At them doing their job exactly, crying a little bit
Speaker 2: to even go above and beyond.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, nobody is safe. I mean,
Speaker 1: just like you at your job. If you work for
Speaker 1: summat Orthopedics, there's no guarantee that you're going to have
Speaker 1: a job tomorrow. Yeah.
Speaker 3: My girlfriend was supposed to come to this cycle class
Speaker 3: thing I did last night with a bunch of friends,
Speaker 3: and she was like, guys, my gpsays, I'll be like
Speaker 3: twenty five minutes late to the class. I don't think
Speaker 3: I'm gonna come. She's like, sorry, they got rid of
Speaker 3: half of my team last week and so I'm working
Speaker 3: later than.
Speaker 1: Normal right now.
Speaker 2: And I like, girl, I mean they do it in
Speaker 2: every single place ever, like even in nonprofit, which is
Speaker 2: where I worked before. But like you'd walk in one
Speaker 2: day and then by the end of the day, your
Speaker 2: like best friend was fired and you're like, wait, what happened?
Speaker 2: And then they're like, oh, wow, we just had to
Speaker 2: get rid of five people, so they were one of them.
Speaker 1: Bye. Yeah, And I'm gonna guess in the nonprofit field,
Speaker 1: that's probably a tricky one because they're not pulling in
Speaker 1: tons and tons of money for salaries. Yeah, singing to
Speaker 1: guess next one from Charisse. I saw her at Boo
Speaker 1: Bash the other day. She is delightful, she says, Hi,
Speaker 1: Dave Jenny Bailey vant did is Charisse? I was bored,
Speaker 1: so I thought of a subject for the Minnesota Goodbye.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? I mean, I'm curious to see what
Speaker 1: she comes up with. I have not read ahead. I
Speaker 1: googled sex euphemisms that are hilarious, so I thought i'd
Speaker 1: share a few. Make the beast with two backs, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a beast with two backs. I've heard that one before.
Speaker 1: Amoris Congress, Amoris Congress. I guess, yeah, I can't do
Speaker 1: the deed of darkness okay. Putting sour cream in the burritoo. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of funny. Uh, fill in the cream donut. Okay,
Speaker 1: And my personal favorite, using a telescope to explore the
Speaker 1: dark hole. Now, I think that's great. I'd say my
Speaker 1: favorite is probably putting sour cream in the burrito because
Speaker 1: it's so graphic, but it's also funny and stupid. Growth
Speaker 1: I laughed so hard I cried. You can find more
Speaker 1: on Livescozy dot com. If you guys find this as
Speaker 1: amusing as I did. Love you guys. The thing about you,
Speaker 1: Sharis is I don't know you, but you have such
Speaker 1: a sweet face. You really have such a sweet face
Speaker 1: and beautiful eyes. You don't look as disgusting and nasty
Speaker 1: as you as you actually are, so that's always a surprise.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like, so you meet somebody who looks
Speaker 1: like a Disney princess and every other word out of
Speaker 1: their mouth is fucking yea a sailor, but you're so beautiful?
Speaker 1: What happened? Right? Okay' gonna hit delete on that one
Speaker 1: and move on to the next one. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: I wish to remain confidential. Oh and then they go
Speaker 1: on with some stuff that I'm not I'm not going
Speaker 1: to Yeah, I'm not going to read that one because
Speaker 1: it is not a happy email. It's not anything that
Speaker 1: anybody listening cares about. It's just directed at us. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go, Jenny. I heard that you were afraid
Speaker 1: of et. It reminded me of a funny story when
Speaker 1: I was young, a man who says it was in
Speaker 1: the er for something which turned out to be an
Speaker 1: affected third kidney, yep, third kidney. They were getting vitals.
Speaker 1: Well you know the pulse thing they put on the
Speaker 1: tip of your finger and it glows red. Remember that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: While I was two maybe three, a little hesitant of
Speaker 1: all the things, that of all things doctor, and the
Speaker 1: poor nurse was trying to soothe me and help me
Speaker 1: understand there was nothing to be afraid of and said
Speaker 1: something like, don't worry, sweetie, You'll just be like et
Speaker 1: isn't that cool? Because ET had the glowy finger. Remember, no, bitch,
Speaker 1: it's not cool, my mom said. I shoved the nurse
Speaker 1: away and took off down the hall, screaming because I
Speaker 1: thought she was going to turn me into et O.
Speaker 1: My mom kindly told her that was the wrong thing
Speaker 1: to say. Needless to say, they needed to get a
Speaker 1: new nurse to help, because I definitely did not trust
Speaker 1: her after that. What other fears do you have or
Speaker 1: have as kids? Care to share? Anyway? Hope you have
Speaker 1: a great day. That is Amanda none. My brother was
Speaker 1: deathly afraid of doctors because he had a lot of
Speaker 1: health problems when he was a kid, and they you know,
Speaker 1: shots and drawing blood and he had the white coat syndrome,
Speaker 1: hated doctors. Some people are afraid of Santa. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love Santa. I never had a fear of anything like that,
Speaker 1: So I'm very boring, Jenny.
Speaker 3: Mine was just et And then I also didn't like
Speaker 3: the dark, and honestly still don't love the dark, Like
Speaker 3: I don't like going into classes.
Speaker 1: What are you afraid of in the dark? I mean, seriously,
Speaker 1: is I think I just saw it.
Speaker 3: I have a very anxious, slash creative mind, and so
Speaker 3: being in darkness, you just like don't know what could
Speaker 3: happen sometimes. So I think when I was young, I
Speaker 3: just I was always scared to go to bed. I
Speaker 3: just thought the evils were going to come out in
Speaker 3: the dark, because that's like how scary movies were.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, I'm not sure I was really, as
Speaker 2: a kid necessarily scared of anything in particular. I was
Speaker 2: just scared of everything. So like, if I could get
Speaker 2: in trouble, I was scared to do the thing, or
Speaker 2: if there was like a risk involved, I'd be scared
Speaker 2: to do that thing if I could get hurt, if
Speaker 2: I could I don't know, fall off a roof or something.
Speaker 2: I was scared to do everything. So like I'm scared
Speaker 2: to go try swimming, so I never learned how to swim.
Speaker 2: I'm scared to I don't know ride a bike, so
Speaker 2: I learned how to ride a bike.
Speaker 1: Late in life. Really like how late in life?
Speaker 2: I was in third grade.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's not that late.
Speaker 2: I felt like it though, because everyone knew how to
Speaker 2: ride a bike and I was like nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it was like oop, all right, Okay, a
Speaker 1: couple of more emails and I got to tap the
Speaker 1: tab here, okay, here we say go. It says I
Speaker 1: got sent to the principal's office first sexual harassment in
Speaker 1: sixth grade. We were talking the other day about how
Speaker 1: we got kicked off of YouTube. No, I know what
Speaker 1: it was. When the layoffs were happening here at the
Speaker 1: radio station, That's what it was. And a face would
Speaker 1: appear in the window, like Zack Dillon, there's that. We
Speaker 1: have a glass door, a glass window. Of course, it's
Speaker 1: made out of glass, duh. And Zach Dillon is one
Speaker 1: of our managers, just a tiny notch higher than we are, uh,
Speaker 1: And he would come in to say hi, and we'd
Speaker 1: joke we like, are here to fire us, are here
Speaker 1: to fire us? And then we talked about getting called
Speaker 1: down to the principal's office. My story about getting sent
Speaker 1: to the principal's office. I promise it's not as bad
Speaker 1: as it sounds. I was in sixth grade sent for
Speaker 1: sexual harassment against a whole class as a boy for
Speaker 1: reference Jimmy. In jim class, I mooned a buddy, but
Speaker 1: with my boxer still on, I just pulled my shorts down.
Speaker 1: I had in school suspension for one day, and I
Speaker 1: had to apologize to the class. Back then, I thought
Speaker 1: it was funny that they called it that. But now
Speaker 1: if that happened to my kid and they called it
Speaker 1: sexual harassment, they could ruin their whole life with that label.
Speaker 1: Have a good day from Jimmy. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: I mean, it depends on how far your school record
Speaker 1: in sixth grade carries down the line. Probably not that far,
Speaker 1: but to be but if they called it back when
Speaker 1: he was a kid sexual harassment for doing something so mild,
Speaker 1: it was a stupid, harmless little preying. But let's say
Speaker 1: they called it that now and your kid got sent
Speaker 1: home for sexual they would probably expel a kid now
Speaker 1: for sexual harading.
Speaker 2: I don't or yeah, I guess I don't know either,
Speaker 2: but it's interesting that, like I feel like if they
Speaker 2: had to put something on a record that they would
Speaker 2: need to be specific, so that something like mooning and
Speaker 2: like if I say, if I hear sexual harassment, I'm
Speaker 2: going to think one thing, and then if I see, oh,
Speaker 2: this kid mooned somebody, I'd be like, oh, good bit haha.
Speaker 1: All right, that's going to do it for today's Minnesota Goodbye.
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