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<v Speaker 1>All right, Minnesota, goodbye. I'm gonna give a shout out

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<v Speaker 1>to Anita because I'm wearing the shirt today that she

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<v Speaker 1>gave me for my birthday that says fuck around and

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<v Speaker 1>find out. Yeah, baby, Well, it's got a guy who

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<v Speaker 1>there's the big word around, and there's a stick figure

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<v Speaker 1>having sex with the word around, and.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got little movement lines so you know that he's

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<v Speaker 2>he's bon in it. Yeah, the bone in its bon

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<v Speaker 2>in it.

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<v Speaker 1>I showed it to Susan. She didn't get it. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>look at my shirt. She's like, ah, wow, Wow. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if you ever heard the phrase fuck around

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<v Speaker 1>and find out? Really, I don't think so. Hey, fam,

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<v Speaker 1>don't say my name. Question ask listeners now that the

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<v Speaker 1>holidays are coming up, if you could ask your family

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<v Speaker 1>you're in laws without getting any negative consequences, ask them anything.

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<v Speaker 1>What would it be? Mine would be did you actually

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<v Speaker 1>actively try to raise emotionally immature humans or did it

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<v Speaker 1>just happen that way because you're so immature?

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<v Speaker 2>Damn?

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<v Speaker 1>So they would ask their in laws, did you actively

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<v Speaker 1>try to raise emotional immature humans or did it happen

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<v Speaker 1>that way because you're so immature? I'm gonna tell you

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<v Speaker 1>it is a very It's it's like genetics. If you

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<v Speaker 1>are a hypochondriac and then you're surprised because your kid

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<v Speaker 1>is a hypochondriac. It's because they grow up watching you

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<v Speaker 1>every ailment, every germ, every everything, and now you have

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<v Speaker 1>a hypochondriac. If you have I know somebody who is

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<v Speaker 1>a huge drama queen, the world is against them. They're

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<v Speaker 1>and they're they're wonderful, they're nice, and they're funny, but

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<v Speaker 1>everything is the world is against them and everything is like, eh,

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<v Speaker 1>clutch my pearls. Because their mom was that way. M hm,

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<v Speaker 1>and now she's got a daughter that's turning that way.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that I looked at my mom and my

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<v Speaker 1>dad and I took the best parts of them and

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I want to be like that, and I

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<v Speaker 1>took the worst parts of them and I said, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel the same way about like my mom too,

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<v Speaker 2>because my mom was a single mom and like had

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<v Speaker 2>a really great job and was always like super active

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<v Speaker 2>and like, I don't know, just kind of being a

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<v Speaker 2>boss bitch kind of thing. So I've been the same way,

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<v Speaker 2>and like my mom never remarried, after my dad, So

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<v Speaker 2>I gleaned like good stuff from her where I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need no man, like I can be a

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<v Speaker 2>woman of a career and do whatever I want blah

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<v Speaker 2>blah blah. But then there are things about my mom

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<v Speaker 2>where I'm like, I don't want to do that, and

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm just like actively steering away from that.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think that's a good thing, Bailey, because I

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<v Speaker 1>think that you look at some times and you go,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be like that. Like my dad

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<v Speaker 1>never gave hugs or said I love you, and I

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<v Speaker 1>give too many hugs. I say I love you too much,

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<v Speaker 1>and I text Carson like love you, buddy, just thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about you. Because number one, it's sincere. But number two,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't like the distance between my dad and me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean I definitely took a lot of things,

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<v Speaker 3>more so from my mom because almost very similar to Bailey.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, my parents got divorced and my dad was

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<v Speaker 3>still very much involved in our lives, but my mom

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<v Speaker 3>was definitely the independent one who started a business and

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<v Speaker 3>really like got out there and made something of herself.

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<v Speaker 3>I think more than she thought because she spent the

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<v Speaker 3>first twenty years in the workforce as a waitress. So

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<v Speaker 3>I just like really admire her for quitting something after

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<v Speaker 3>twenty years and then going and starting a business and

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<v Speaker 3>just like working her ass off. So I definitely take

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<v Speaker 3>that from my mother. I don't really think I take

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<v Speaker 3>much from my dad. I'll be honest. I'm so opposite

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<v Speaker 3>of him in every single way. He watches TV all day,

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<v Speaker 3>he spends money like he's a millionaire. I am frugal

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<v Speaker 3>as hell, which is definitely my mom's trait. Two. So yes,

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<v Speaker 3>very different. But as far as the question from the emailer, Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 3>I am really lucky because I think that Andrew's parents

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<v Speaker 3>are great, and I think that they did a really

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<v Speaker 3>great job raising him. I think my one question would

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<v Speaker 3>be for his biological dad, who he does not have

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<v Speaker 3>a relationship with anymore, and just be like, why why

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<v Speaker 3>did you not work carter to have a relationship with

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<v Speaker 3>your son, because he did up until like Andrew was sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I throw out the other side of things then

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<v Speaker 1>that could be where and there might be some older

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<v Speaker 1>people that have adult children that are fucked up. So

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<v Speaker 1>in other words, you tried your best, and you set examples,

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<v Speaker 1>and you worked hard, and you got up early, and

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<v Speaker 1>you took a shower and showed up on time. It

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<v Speaker 1>didn't steal anything. And your kids are pieces of shit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that there's probably that too, But most of

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<v Speaker 1>the people that I know that are crap humans, they

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<v Speaker 1>really were raised by crap people. The people in my

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<v Speaker 1>family that are maybe not the best humans were raised

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<v Speaker 1>by not the best parents. I don't know a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>but there, I'm sure they're out there of parents who

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<v Speaker 1>are like man, we tried with little you know, Marcia,

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<v Speaker 1>but Marcia turned out to be like a meth dealer.

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<v Speaker 1>Lazy has four different baby daddies that type of So

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<v Speaker 1>let me see if you know the other side of

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<v Speaker 1>the story. Let me know. And she goes on to say,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all are my favorite people. Have a wonderful weekend. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't say my name? Okay, so hold on, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go back and I gotta scroll and I gotta tap,

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<v Speaker 1>and here we go. Next one. We were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>eating Kiwi's the other day, and I don't forget how

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<v Speaker 1>it came up and how often they are to eat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I don't know how it came up. Either way,

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<v Speaker 2>We're just like Kiwi's, huh.

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<v Speaker 3>I think someone emailed then about Kiwi's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, it's just fun to say. I just try

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<v Speaker 1>to eat the kiwi as it is. The outside doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have a taste and it's full of fiber. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it'd be a weird sensory wise, but the crunch is

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<v Speaker 1>delightful and it's so much easier to eat. Just cut

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<v Speaker 1>off the ends and enjoy. That's from Tia, Tia. I

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<v Speaker 1>will absolutely try that next time I have a Kiwi,

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<v Speaker 1>which I don't very often. All right, continuing on with

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<v Speaker 1>the Minnesota goodbye another email, here we go, Greetings. After

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<v Speaker 1>hearing about the iHeart layoffs, I'm patiently waiting by my

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<v Speaker 1>phone for the new podcast to drop to see if

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<v Speaker 1>we lost to any of our Dave Ryan Show family.

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<v Speaker 1>To all and hope you are still employed. That is

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<v Speaker 1>from Kayley. God. Isn't it just weird that people are

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<v Speaker 1>so concerned about I mean, like that radio station people

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<v Speaker 1>are getting laid off. Yeah, and no, I don't We're

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<v Speaker 1>all still here. I think that we are. I think

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<v Speaker 1>we're fine. I think they I don't think that they

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<v Speaker 1>would look at this show. We're doing fine, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think they would look at the show and go, well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been in this solid position for you know, six months,

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<v Speaker 1>let's fire somebody. I think they would look at a

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<v Speaker 1>show that's underperforming, that's been there a while and has

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<v Speaker 1>been given a chance, and say that's not working out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's I don't know what the criteria is, but I

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<v Speaker 1>also know that some people get fired because they're difficult,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know some people have been laid off from

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<v Speaker 1>the company because they are complainers, They show up late,

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<v Speaker 1>they do a half assed job. I mean, if we

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<v Speaker 1>could think of somebody, and I don't want to give

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<v Speaker 1>any hints at all, but Jenny and I were looking

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<v Speaker 1>at each other telepathically, think about somebody who has been

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<v Speaker 1>laid off recently who was just kind of like a

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<v Speaker 1>who cares, half asset kind of a person. Yeah, do

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<v Speaker 1>you know who I'm talking about? Of course, Okay, good.

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<v Speaker 1>I know nobody on this show. No, no, no, nobody

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<v Speaker 1>on this show. But I think that that's one of

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<v Speaker 1>the things that we do is we like we work hard,

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<v Speaker 1>and we respond to emails, and we come in prepared,

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<v Speaker 1>and we come in on time, and we stay late,

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<v Speaker 1>and we like it when the boss sees us making

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<v Speaker 1>social media content in the hallway because we want the

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<v Speaker 1>boss to go, oh, look.

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<v Speaker 2>At them doing their job exactly, crying a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>to even go above and beyond.

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<v Speaker 1>But at the same time, nobody is safe. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>just like you at your job. If you work for

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<v Speaker 1>summat Orthopedics, there's no guarantee that you're going to have

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<v Speaker 1>a job tomorrow. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>My girlfriend was supposed to come to this cycle class

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<v Speaker 3>thing I did last night with a bunch of friends,

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<v Speaker 3>and she was like, guys, my gpsays, I'll be like

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<v Speaker 3>twenty five minutes late to the class. I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna come. She's like, sorry, they got rid of

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<v Speaker 3>half of my team last week and so I'm working

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<v Speaker 3>later than.

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<v Speaker 1>Normal right now.

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<v Speaker 2>And I like, girl, I mean they do it in

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<v Speaker 2>every single place ever, like even in nonprofit, which is

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<v Speaker 2>where I worked before. But like you'd walk in one

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<v Speaker 2>day and then by the end of the day, your

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<v Speaker 2>like best friend was fired and you're like, wait, what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>And then they're like, oh, wow, we just had to

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<v Speaker 2>get rid of five people, so they were one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye. Yeah, And I'm gonna guess in the nonprofit field,

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<v Speaker 1>that's probably a tricky one because they're not pulling in

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<v Speaker 1>tons and tons of money for salaries. Yeah, singing to

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<v Speaker 1>guess next one from Charisse. I saw her at Boo

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<v Speaker 1>Bash the other day. She is delightful, she says, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>Dave Jenny Bailey vant did is Charisse? I was bored,

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<v Speaker 1>so I thought of a subject for the Minnesota Goodbye.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready? I mean, I'm curious to see what

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<v Speaker 1>she comes up with. I have not read ahead. I

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<v Speaker 1>googled sex euphemisms that are hilarious, so I thought i'd

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<v Speaker 1>share a few. Make the beast with two backs, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a beast with two backs. I've heard that one before.

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<v Speaker 1>Amoris Congress, Amoris Congress. I guess, yeah, I can't do

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<v Speaker 1>the deed of darkness okay. Putting sour cream in the burritoo. Wow, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's kind of funny. Uh, fill in the cream donut. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And my personal favorite, using a telescope to explore the

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<v Speaker 1>dark hole. Now, I think that's great. I'd say my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite is probably putting sour cream in the burrito because

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<v Speaker 1>it's so graphic, but it's also funny and stupid. Growth

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<v Speaker 1>I laughed so hard I cried. You can find more

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<v Speaker 1>on Livescozy dot com. If you guys find this as

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<v Speaker 1>amusing as I did. Love you guys. The thing about you,

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<v Speaker 1>Sharis is I don't know you, but you have such

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<v Speaker 1>a sweet face. You really have such a sweet face

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<v Speaker 1>and beautiful eyes. You don't look as disgusting and nasty

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<v Speaker 1>as you as you actually are, so that's always a surprise.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like, so you meet somebody who looks

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<v Speaker 1>like a Disney princess and every other word out of

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<v Speaker 1>their mouth is fucking yea a sailor, but you're so beautiful?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened? Right? Okay' gonna hit delete on that one

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<v Speaker 1>and move on to the next one. Okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish to remain confidential. Oh and then they go

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<v Speaker 1>it is not a happy email. It's not anything that

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<v Speaker 1>anybody listening cares about. It's just directed at us. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go, Jenny. I heard that you were afraid

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<v Speaker 1>of et. It reminded me of a funny story when

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<v Speaker 1>I was young, a man who says it was in

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<v Speaker 1>the er for something which turned out to be an

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<v Speaker 1>affected third kidney, yep, third kidney. They were getting vitals.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you know the pulse thing they put on the

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<v Speaker 1>tip of your finger and it glows red. Remember that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>While I was two maybe three, a little hesitant of

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<v Speaker 1>all the things, that of all things doctor, and the

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<v Speaker 1>poor nurse was trying to soothe me and help me

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<v Speaker 1>understand there was nothing to be afraid of and said

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<v Speaker 1>something like, don't worry, sweetie, You'll just be like et

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<v Speaker 1>isn't that cool? Because ET had the glowy finger. Remember, no, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not cool, my mom said. I shoved the nurse

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<v Speaker 1>away and took off down the hall, screaming because I

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<v Speaker 1>thought she was going to turn me into et O.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom kindly told her that was the wrong thing

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<v Speaker 1>to say. Needless to say, they needed to get a

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<v Speaker 1>new nurse to help, because I definitely did not trust

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<v Speaker 1>her after that. What other fears do you have or

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<v Speaker 1>have as kids? Care to share? Anyway? Hope you have

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<v Speaker 1>a great day. That is Amanda none. My brother was

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<v Speaker 1>deathly afraid of doctors because he had a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>health problems when he was a kid, and they you know,

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<v Speaker 1>shots and drawing blood and he had the white coat syndrome,

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<v Speaker 1>hated doctors. Some people are afraid of Santa. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>love Santa. I never had a fear of anything like that,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm very boring, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 3>Mine was just et And then I also didn't like

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<v Speaker 3>the dark, and honestly still don't love the dark, Like

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like going into classes.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you afraid of in the dark? I mean, seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>is I think I just saw it.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a very anxious, slash creative mind, and so

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<v Speaker 3>being in darkness, you just like don't know what could

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<v Speaker 3>happen sometimes. So I think when I was young, I

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<v Speaker 3>just I was always scared to go to bed. I

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<v Speaker 3>just thought the evils were going to come out in

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<v Speaker 3>the dark, because that's like how scary movies were.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, yeah, I'm not sure I was really, as

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<v Speaker 2>a kid necessarily scared of anything in particular. I was

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<v Speaker 2>just scared of everything. So like, if I could get

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<v Speaker 2>in trouble, I was scared to do the thing, or

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<v Speaker 2>if there was like a risk involved, I'd be scared

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<v Speaker 2>to do that thing if I could get hurt, if

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<v Speaker 2>I could I don't know, fall off a roof or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I was scared to do everything. So like I'm scared

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<v Speaker 2>to go try swimming, so I never learned how to swim.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm scared to I don't know ride a bike, so

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<v Speaker 2>I learned how to ride a bike.

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<v Speaker 1>Late in life. Really like how late in life?

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<v Speaker 2>I was in third grade.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's not that late.

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<v Speaker 2>I felt like it though, because everyone knew how to

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<v Speaker 2>ride a bike and I was like nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So it was like oop, all right, Okay, a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of more emails and I got to tap the

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<v Speaker 1>tab here, okay, here we say go. It says I

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<v Speaker 1>got sent to the principal's office first sexual harassment in

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<v Speaker 1>sixth grade. We were talking the other day about how

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<v Speaker 1>we got kicked off of YouTube. No, I know what

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<v Speaker 1>it was. When the layoffs were happening here at the

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<v Speaker 1>radio station, That's what it was. And a face would

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<v Speaker 1>appear in the window, like Zack Dillon, there's that. We

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<v Speaker 1>have a glass door, a glass window. Of course, it's

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<v Speaker 1>made out of glass, duh. And Zach Dillon is one

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<v Speaker 1>of our managers, just a tiny notch higher than we are, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>And he would come in to say hi, and we'd

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<v Speaker 1>joke we like, are here to fire us, are here

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<v Speaker 1>to fire us? And then we talked about getting called

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<v Speaker 1>down to the principal's office. My story about getting sent

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<v Speaker 1>to the principal's office. I promise it's not as bad

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<v Speaker 1>as it sounds. I was in sixth grade sent for

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<v Speaker 1>sexual harassment against a whole class as a boy for

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<v Speaker 1>reference Jimmy. In jim class, I mooned a buddy, but

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<v Speaker 1>with my boxer still on, I just pulled my shorts down.

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<v Speaker 1>I had in school suspension for one day, and I

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<v Speaker 1>had to apologize to the class. Back then, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was funny that they called it that. But now

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<v Speaker 1>if that happened to my kid and they called it

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<v Speaker 1>sexual harassment, they could ruin their whole life with that label.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a good day from Jimmy. That's a good point.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it depends on how far your school record

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<v Speaker 1>in sixth grade carries down the line. Probably not that far,

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<v Speaker 1>but to be but if they called it back when

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<v Speaker 1>he was a kid sexual harassment for doing something so mild,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a stupid, harmless little preying. But let's say

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<v Speaker 1>they called it that now and your kid got sent

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<v Speaker 1>home for sexual they would probably expel a kid now

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<v Speaker 1>for sexual harading.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't or yeah, I guess I don't know either,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's interesting that, like I feel like if they

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<v Speaker 2>had to put something on a record that they would

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<v Speaker 2>need to be specific, so that something like mooning and

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<v Speaker 2>like if I say, if I hear sexual harassment, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to think one thing, and then if I see, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this kid mooned somebody, I'd be like, oh, good bit haha.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, that's going to do it for today's Minnesota Goodbye.

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