WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:05.040 Welcome to Dad's on dayclok. Parental discussion is advised mature 2 00:00:05.120 --> 00:00:54.719 content beyond this point. 3 00:00:50.479 --> 00:00:53.640 Do you guys know what they call a terrorist that 4 00:00:53.719 --> 00:00:56.280 can swim? 5 00:00:56.359 --> 00:00:56.960 Mm hmm. 6 00:00:58.759 --> 00:00:59.479 A bath bomb? 7 00:01:01.240 --> 00:01:06.959 I thought it was a torpedo, makes sense. 8 00:01:11.159 --> 00:01:12.840 I don't remember the joke I said last night. That's 9 00:01:12.840 --> 00:01:13.959 the probably I didn't write it down. 10 00:01:17.560 --> 00:01:18.120 Whoops. 11 00:01:19.680 --> 00:01:22.040 This is what happens when the herpes infects the Dad's 12 00:01:22.040 --> 00:01:26.400 Ondaco episodes. But this is one seventy three. I'm non, I'm. 13 00:01:26.359 --> 00:01:28.359 Dope, I'm stone baby. 14 00:01:28.719 --> 00:01:29.120 All right? 15 00:01:29.200 --> 00:01:31.599 Cool? Cool? Uh so doing over there? 16 00:01:31.640 --> 00:01:34.560 Stoned? You're yeah, I open up a fucking novel. 17 00:01:35.040 --> 00:01:35.480 M hm. 18 00:01:39.519 --> 00:01:42.560 No answers like yeah, yeah, you're right, I'm tired TV 19 00:01:42.760 --> 00:01:47.519 a novel. What else should I be typing? Come like October, 20 00:01:47.680 --> 00:01:49.879 we'll be having this conversation like, hey, hey, my dudes, 21 00:01:50.280 --> 00:01:53.879 I uh, big day for me. I'm releasing my novel. 22 00:01:54.040 --> 00:01:56.000 But wait what yeah? 23 00:01:56.480 --> 00:02:00.400 Yeah, so I told somebody. I told somebody the other 24 00:02:00.439 --> 00:02:03.359 day that I was gonna write a children's book, that 25 00:02:03.439 --> 00:02:07.239 I wanted to write a children's book, and their response, 26 00:02:07.359 --> 00:02:13.840 without hesitation, was fitting. I don't know how to take that, dude, Like, 27 00:02:13.879 --> 00:02:18.159 what the fuck that's honestly a great question. I don't 28 00:02:18.199 --> 00:02:19.360 know how to take it. And I just kind of 29 00:02:19.400 --> 00:02:22.319 looked at him. I was like, really, like, I mean 30 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:25.039 I could see it. I was like, what the fuck 31 00:02:25.080 --> 00:02:29.520 does that mean? Is it an insult? Like it like, eh. 32 00:02:30.800 --> 00:02:32.879 Could be, might not be. 33 00:02:33.159 --> 00:02:34.800 Never got an answer. I don't know. 34 00:02:34.960 --> 00:02:37.960 Well, it's now almost the middle of the week, So Dom, 35 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:39.280 how is your week? Last week? 36 00:02:40.080 --> 00:02:43.639 My week was pretty good. I stayed at the Ship's 37 00:02:43.680 --> 00:02:48.800 Creek Motel in Wine Country. I had to I had 38 00:02:48.840 --> 00:02:52.919 to go. I had to go to northern California, up 39 00:02:52.960 --> 00:02:56.319 to Napa County to do some work, and you know, 40 00:02:56.560 --> 00:02:59.639 I decided to pick the cheapest motel known de mand 41 00:03:00.479 --> 00:03:05.280 and it was it was bad. Yeah, it was. It 42 00:03:05.319 --> 00:03:08.240 was an experience. There weren't like cockroaches and stuff flowing around. 43 00:03:08.319 --> 00:03:10.439 There wasn't like any kind of liquid leaking from the 44 00:03:10.439 --> 00:03:13.520 ceilings or anything like that. But the first like four 45 00:03:13.639 --> 00:03:17.280 windows that you come across had plastic bags taped over them, 46 00:03:18.599 --> 00:03:22.199 like like black plastic trash bags taped over them, and 47 00:03:23.159 --> 00:03:25.759 everything was an inconvenience to the front desk. Like the 48 00:03:25.800 --> 00:03:27.639 girl didn't show she was supposed to show up at 49 00:03:27.680 --> 00:03:29.759 seven and she never showed up toil like seven thirty 50 00:03:29.840 --> 00:03:33.719 multiple times, and you know, it just it was awkward. 51 00:03:33.759 --> 00:03:37.360 There was no no silverware or anything inside the room, 52 00:03:37.479 --> 00:03:40.199 Like the towels were kind of sketchy, but they used 53 00:03:40.240 --> 00:03:44.520 them anyway. And then the internet was just hot garbage. 54 00:03:44.759 --> 00:03:48.520 But then I flew back to Vegas on Friday and 55 00:03:48.719 --> 00:03:51.319 had a really good time. In Vegas. I got to 56 00:03:51.360 --> 00:03:55.800 watch my daughter dance in some dance competition called Thunderstruck. 57 00:03:56.759 --> 00:04:00.840 She did really good for her first time doing this 58 00:04:01.159 --> 00:04:05.360 new solo dance. She nailed it. She ended up getting. 59 00:04:06.960 --> 00:04:08.039 Eight eighth. 60 00:04:09.039 --> 00:04:13.560 She had eighth overall at a forty five people, so 61 00:04:13.719 --> 00:04:16.720 which was really cool. And then a couple other dances 62 00:04:16.720 --> 00:04:20.199 she did with other people she took fourth out of 63 00:04:20.279 --> 00:04:23.839 like twenty four people on her duet, and then a 64 00:04:23.879 --> 00:04:26.720 couple other prizes that she got, so I was really 65 00:04:26.759 --> 00:04:30.199 proud of her. It was a good time. But the 66 00:04:30.199 --> 00:04:31.879 best part of the weekend for me was that I 67 00:04:31.920 --> 00:04:36.600 had gash and I mean like gas gas, like the 68 00:04:37.040 --> 00:04:39.680 kind of gas that clears out a room type gas. 69 00:04:40.519 --> 00:04:43.079 And so I have you ever. 70 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:46.319 Have you ever I'm not gonna say accident, have you 71 00:04:46.360 --> 00:04:49.439 ever farted? And then you accidentally like dropped something and 72 00:04:49.519 --> 00:04:51.480 had to turn around to pick it up, and you 73 00:04:51.560 --> 00:04:54.160 put yourself right into the fucking fire zone. 74 00:04:54.319 --> 00:04:57.079 Not quite exactly like that, but I have, I have 75 00:04:57.160 --> 00:05:01.240 gassed myself multiple times. Yeah, oh yeah, absolutely where I've 76 00:05:01.279 --> 00:05:02.720 like re walked through it. 77 00:05:03.040 --> 00:05:03.199 You know. 78 00:05:03.240 --> 00:05:06.040 I think like the two worst places to gas yourself 79 00:05:06.120 --> 00:05:08.560 is in a small bathroom because it's like the toilet 80 00:05:08.600 --> 00:05:12.199 funnels it up. But the number one worst place is 81 00:05:12.240 --> 00:05:15.839 the shower, Yeah, because it's like you haven't even finished 82 00:05:15.839 --> 00:05:19.319 farting and the stench is already infiltrating your nose because 83 00:05:19.319 --> 00:05:22.279 the steam just picks it up hyper speed. 84 00:05:22.639 --> 00:05:24.959 It's like a quick mic Tyson punch to the face. 85 00:05:25.560 --> 00:05:27.800 I would disagree with the stall, and I would put 86 00:05:27.839 --> 00:05:30.839 my car in place of the stall as my top 87 00:05:30.879 --> 00:05:32.000 two worst places too? 88 00:05:32.120 --> 00:05:33.519 Is it only when the car is hot? Though? 89 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:38.920 It's worse when the car is hot? Okay, but yeah, 90 00:05:38.920 --> 00:05:40.879 but yeah, I literally, dude, I was walking around the 91 00:05:40.920 --> 00:05:42.439 hotel about ripping ass. 92 00:05:42.480 --> 00:05:45.199 One more interruption? What about ripping ass and then getting 93 00:05:45.240 --> 00:05:47.959 into your car, because then you're carrying you're bringing it 94 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:50.360 with yes, yeah, not while you're already in your car 95 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:51.639 as you're getting. 96 00:05:51.399 --> 00:05:54.439 In correct, yes, that is exactly like you. You're shitting 97 00:05:54.480 --> 00:05:57.480 your pants as you're walking to your car, thinking, thinking 98 00:05:57.519 --> 00:06:00.680 that you've done you know, yourself a service, you're good, 99 00:06:01.040 --> 00:06:02.639 and then you get in and you're like, oh no, 100 00:06:02.720 --> 00:06:07.079 that motherfucker held on like cliffhanger, like stallone, and it 101 00:06:07.279 --> 00:06:11.639 just came right in here with you. Yeah. But I dude, 102 00:06:11.680 --> 00:06:15.800 I was crop dusting people all weekend, all fucking weekend, 103 00:06:15.839 --> 00:06:18.519 and it was fantastic. And like I there some of 104 00:06:18.519 --> 00:06:20.519 them you could they were so bad you could hear 105 00:06:20.560 --> 00:06:22.920 the gags of other people. They were audible. 106 00:06:25.240 --> 00:06:28.800 So or maybe you were just at a swinger's convention. 107 00:06:29.600 --> 00:06:35.399 What we all know, Johnny six spec. 108 00:06:35.680 --> 00:06:36.439 I don't think. 109 00:06:37.120 --> 00:06:47.240 Never mind, Yeah, let's finish that sentence alright, Stone, how 110 00:06:47.319 --> 00:06:47.879 is yours? 111 00:06:48.720 --> 00:06:49.160 By week? 112 00:06:49.240 --> 00:06:53.079 Was pretty all right? I Avery told me, like the 113 00:06:53.120 --> 00:06:58.040 most grown ass thing she's ever sad. It was like 114 00:06:58.199 --> 00:07:01.759 really interesting. So there was this kid at her school's 115 00:07:01.839 --> 00:07:05.199 kind of being a little jerk and it's been like 116 00:07:05.279 --> 00:07:08.199 going around being really mean to a bunch of other kids, 117 00:07:08.279 --> 00:07:10.759 had a bunch of altercations with other kids and whatnot. 118 00:07:10.839 --> 00:07:14.639 And I think it was in like her art class, 119 00:07:14.680 --> 00:07:16.360 this kid like ran up to Avery and just like 120 00:07:16.560 --> 00:07:19.079 decked her in the back and Avery kind of like 121 00:07:19.120 --> 00:07:21.759 fell and she was like crying, and her other friends 122 00:07:21.839 --> 00:07:24.800 kind of bandied around and was like protecting her and 123 00:07:24.920 --> 00:07:26.759 was like, no, like get away, you know, like this 124 00:07:26.800 --> 00:07:30.720 guy's being mean. And to put in perspective how being 125 00:07:30.759 --> 00:07:33.360 this kid is, there's a kid with alopecia in her 126 00:07:33.480 --> 00:07:36.720 in her glass, not her class, but another one. But 127 00:07:36.759 --> 00:07:39.920 they all do like the same specials together. And I 128 00:07:39.920 --> 00:07:42.759 think one day in either art or library, that kid 129 00:07:43.199 --> 00:07:46.759 grabbed a cran and threw it at the kid's bald 130 00:07:46.800 --> 00:07:50.279 head and just started laughing so hard and I was like, God, 131 00:07:50.319 --> 00:07:55.519 if that kid's not Jordan, holy shit. But but I 132 00:07:55.560 --> 00:08:06.839 was talking with Avery. I was talking with Avery, and uh. 133 00:08:04.920 --> 00:08:06.480 He gets funny the more you think about. 134 00:08:08.040 --> 00:08:10.600 I was talking with Avery and I was like, you know, kid, like, 135 00:08:10.959 --> 00:08:13.399 I'm really proud of you for like not getting mad 136 00:08:13.680 --> 00:08:15.879 at that kid that punched you. And she was like, 137 00:08:15.959 --> 00:08:18.240 I was really really mad, and I was like yeah. 138 00:08:18.279 --> 00:08:19.319 I was like, do you want to hit him? And 139 00:08:19.319 --> 00:08:20.839 she was like I wanted to hit him so bad, 140 00:08:20.959 --> 00:08:23.639 but I didn't because I didn't want to get embarrassed. 141 00:08:23.879 --> 00:08:25.639 And I was like, what do you mean get embarrassed, 142 00:08:26.160 --> 00:08:28.160 and she was like, well, I didn't want to be 143 00:08:28.199 --> 00:08:30.519 embarrassed because I lost my cool in front of everybody 144 00:08:30.560 --> 00:08:37.480 by going after him. And I was like, damn, that 145 00:08:37.639 --> 00:08:41.080 is not what would have happened with me. I would 146 00:08:41.120 --> 00:08:43.440 have been chasing that kid around the Paris or some ship. 147 00:08:44.960 --> 00:08:47.080 But like, that was the most grown ass thing I've 148 00:08:47.080 --> 00:08:48.559 ever heard her say, and it was just. 149 00:08:48.600 --> 00:08:50.360 So fucking grow. 150 00:08:53.159 --> 00:08:57.840 Yeah. Yeah, from a kindergartener, you know, like she's eons 151 00:08:57.879 --> 00:09:00.000 ahead of where the fuck I was at that age. 152 00:09:00.039 --> 00:09:01.679 She's kind of an old soul dude. 153 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:06.559 Yeah, yeah, she's definitely kind of a definitely. Yeah. It 154 00:09:06.639 --> 00:09:08.960 was just so eye opening when she said that. I 155 00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:11.559 was like, I'm really proud of you, like really really 156 00:09:11.559 --> 00:09:14.159 proud of you, you know. And I know it's really hard 157 00:09:14.480 --> 00:09:16.399 to have those moments and you feel like you just 158 00:09:16.399 --> 00:09:17.919 want to hit him back because it's the right thing 159 00:09:17.960 --> 00:09:20.600 to do, but a lot of times it might not 160 00:09:20.759 --> 00:09:22.240 end up being the right thing to do, you know, 161 00:09:22.320 --> 00:09:24.200 and it sucks you have to kind of swallow your 162 00:09:24.240 --> 00:09:27.320 pride in those moments. But you know, like, I'm really 163 00:09:27.320 --> 00:09:29.639 proud of you, and she was like, good, I like 164 00:09:29.679 --> 00:09:31.480 you being proud of me. And I was like, hell, yeah, kid, 165 00:09:31.559 --> 00:09:34.559 keep it up. You know love that kid, so proud 166 00:09:34.559 --> 00:09:36.720 of her. But other than that, it was just kind 167 00:09:36.759 --> 00:09:39.600 of normal routine week for me and no that else 168 00:09:39.639 --> 00:09:41.639 to report. Really what about you know me? 169 00:09:42.440 --> 00:09:46.399 It's pretty good. I uh, as Dome was leaving California, 170 00:09:46.519 --> 00:09:49.679 I was infiltrating California. There's a law that there's not 171 00:09:49.759 --> 00:09:51.960 two dads on dequi it are allowed in California at 172 00:09:51.960 --> 00:09:54.639 the same time, because we'll turn it into an Eiffel Tower. 173 00:09:55.600 --> 00:09:58.159 It'd be a very odd scale Eiffel tower. It's like 174 00:09:58.279 --> 00:10:00.840 leaning tower, a piece of meats tower is how it 175 00:10:00.840 --> 00:10:05.960 would look. But nonetheless, I went to LA for a 176 00:10:06.039 --> 00:10:09.159 convention for work. It was a good time, and uh 177 00:10:10.600 --> 00:10:13.759 the I was really hoping we'd get there in time 178 00:10:13.799 --> 00:10:17.840 so I could watch an LA Kings playoff game. But 179 00:10:18.320 --> 00:10:20.840 I got there the day after game two, and then 180 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:23.559 I got home on Sunday and tonight's the first night 181 00:10:23.639 --> 00:10:26.360 back there. So but it would have been cool because 182 00:10:26.360 --> 00:10:28.120 I would have spent the money if I we were 183 00:10:28.159 --> 00:10:31.639 staying literally right next to Crypto dot Com arena, and 184 00:10:33.080 --> 00:10:34.799 had I been there and there was a playoff game, 185 00:10:34.840 --> 00:10:36.720 I don't even care if it was like four hundred 186 00:10:36.759 --> 00:10:39.080 bucks out of dropped the ticket to go to go 187 00:10:39.159 --> 00:10:43.159 to a fucking NHL playoff game like that. Yeah. Yeah, 188 00:10:43.240 --> 00:10:43.559 but and. 189 00:10:43.639 --> 00:10:48.399 Now wild how it's Crypto dot Com arena, Like we're 190 00:10:48.440 --> 00:10:52.120 at that point now with acceptance of cryptook over the Staple. 191 00:10:51.840 --> 00:10:54.519 Because it used to be Staples, Yeah, Staple Center and 192 00:10:54.559 --> 00:10:56.759 then it changed to Crypto dot Com. I don't know 193 00:10:56.799 --> 00:11:01.919 in the last five years. Well just wild wild right. Yeah, 194 00:11:02.799 --> 00:11:08.840 So but yeah, it was good. I came home and uh, everything, 195 00:11:09.000 --> 00:11:12.320 everything seems to be going good right now. And yeah, 196 00:11:12.480 --> 00:11:14.240 watching hockey, watching lots of hockey. 197 00:11:14.720 --> 00:11:17.639 You you got to you got to go eat some 198 00:11:17.759 --> 00:11:20.519 fancy dinner with some fucking fancy people. 199 00:11:20.879 --> 00:11:23.039 Okay, yeah, yeah one of the Okay, that was one 200 00:11:23.039 --> 00:11:25.960 of the things. So the went out with some medical 201 00:11:26.000 --> 00:11:29.799 reps for dinner and had had some fun. 202 00:11:29.879 --> 00:11:31.440 That big pharma baby. 203 00:11:31.720 --> 00:11:35.200 Yeah, they ain't paying, it's their company that's paying. Spend 204 00:11:35.240 --> 00:11:35.759 that money. 205 00:11:36.200 --> 00:11:36.480 Uh. 206 00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:39.840 They picked this place in Beverly Hills, right, And I 207 00:11:39.879 --> 00:11:41.879 asked my doctor, I said, who picked this place? And 208 00:11:41.879 --> 00:11:43.799 he said they did. And I'm like, because he's got 209 00:11:43.799 --> 00:11:46.759 that he's got that that little twinge to him that 210 00:11:46.799 --> 00:11:50.559 he likes to spend that money. But it wasn't he said, no, honestly, 211 00:11:50.600 --> 00:11:53.360 it was them. And dude, I tell you, Beverly Hills 212 00:11:53.480 --> 00:11:56.200 is not the place that I need to be because 213 00:11:57.720 --> 00:12:00.720 people there, like you see it on TV and movies 214 00:12:00.879 --> 00:12:03.399 and even video games. You're like, that's not real, and 215 00:12:03.440 --> 00:12:05.639 then you go then and you're like it is real. 216 00:12:06.480 --> 00:12:09.440 Like there was this chick sitting at a table doing 217 00:12:09.440 --> 00:12:12.080 her hair like kind of like making faces, and her 218 00:12:12.080 --> 00:12:15.200 friend is holding her phone for her off to the side, 219 00:12:15.320 --> 00:12:19.080 just clicking taking pictures for her. And it wasn't even 220 00:12:19.120 --> 00:12:22.039 their table that they were seated at. They went to 221 00:12:22.080 --> 00:12:24.519 this other spot just to get a better picture and 222 00:12:24.559 --> 00:12:26.279 then went back to their table. And I was like, 223 00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:30.480 cloud Chasers, what the fuck is happening right now? When 224 00:12:30.480 --> 00:12:33.480 we were getting ready to leave, a Rolls Royce suv 225 00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:36.159 pulled up and dropped people off. There was a lambo 226 00:12:36.200 --> 00:12:38.320 sitting in the front of the valet. I'm like, this 227 00:12:38.399 --> 00:12:42.759 is this is not my place? Yeah here, yeah, hey, 228 00:12:42.759 --> 00:12:46.000 where's mlka. I'm gonna start walking that way. You were 229 00:12:46.360 --> 00:12:47.320 even things out. 230 00:12:47.679 --> 00:12:49.320 You were eating there, and I was sitting at a 231 00:12:49.360 --> 00:12:53.440 fucking Texas roadhouse with this sixteen year old kid across 232 00:12:53.480 --> 00:12:59.639 from me wearing a bright ass green wig with some 233 00:12:59.679 --> 00:13:03.200 weird shorts and an apron on, and I was like, 234 00:13:05.039 --> 00:13:07.159 that's got to be a costume, right, Like that's got 235 00:13:07.159 --> 00:13:08.320 to be for a reason. 236 00:13:08.279 --> 00:13:09.840 You're staying at the same motel. 237 00:13:09.919 --> 00:13:16.159 I am, Yeah, it was a It was all literally 238 00:13:16.240 --> 00:13:18.639 just for attention, Like this person was decked out, this 239 00:13:18.720 --> 00:13:22.600 kid was decked out as weird as you can imagine, 240 00:13:23.240 --> 00:13:26.360 just for attention they were only already have. It was. 241 00:13:26.399 --> 00:13:30.000 It was so awkward. I'm all for freedom of expression, 242 00:13:31.360 --> 00:13:33.759 I really am. I am all for freedom of expression, 243 00:13:33.759 --> 00:13:37.399 but there are certain times when it looks and it 244 00:13:37.519 --> 00:13:41.279 feels like it is simply just because you want to 245 00:13:41.399 --> 00:13:42.120 get attention. 246 00:13:43.039 --> 00:13:43.679 It's attentions. 247 00:13:43.720 --> 00:13:44.399 He can behavior. 248 00:13:46.000 --> 00:13:47.519 They need that validation to live. 249 00:13:48.120 --> 00:13:53.120 Yeah. Yeah. And lastly, about my trip was so like 250 00:13:53.159 --> 00:13:55.639 Dome stayed at the Shit's Creek Motel when he was 251 00:13:55.679 --> 00:13:59.480 in California. Uh, Stone stayed at a fucking motel six 252 00:13:59.480 --> 00:14:04.679 and fucking like Compton. And so my doctor is the 253 00:14:04.720 --> 00:14:08.320 one that made the hotel arrangements, and funny enough, so 254 00:14:08.399 --> 00:14:12.879 he picked a courtyard a courtyard Marriott. It's a three 255 00:14:12.960 --> 00:14:16.120 star hotel. I do not tell you this this courtyard. 256 00:14:16.200 --> 00:14:18.639 I would highly recommend it to anybody that's going to 257 00:14:18.679 --> 00:14:21.120 that area. I stayed in a four star hotel in 258 00:14:21.200 --> 00:14:23.639 Chicago in October and it was not as good as 259 00:14:23.639 --> 00:14:27.039 this courtyard, Maryo. I was, yeah, like this courtyard should 260 00:14:27.039 --> 00:14:29.519 have been a four star in my opinion versus where 261 00:14:29.519 --> 00:14:32.759 I stayed in Chicago. That was like a more of 262 00:14:32.799 --> 00:14:35.480 a three star experience based on what it was. 263 00:14:35.840 --> 00:14:38.559 What's crazy is it probably was a three star because 264 00:14:38.559 --> 00:14:43.039 of the location and because the assumption of what a 265 00:14:43.080 --> 00:14:45.840 five star should be is higher in that location that 266 00:14:45.919 --> 00:14:49.960 you were at. So in reality, that three star probably 267 00:14:50.080 --> 00:14:51.759 was more like four to four and a half to 268 00:14:51.919 --> 00:14:54.039 someone like us on a normal basis. 269 00:14:54.320 --> 00:14:56.360 Well, the weird part is right across the street is 270 00:14:56.399 --> 00:14:59.759 the JW. Marriott, So you have the Marriott Courtyard and 271 00:14:59.799 --> 00:15:02.759 then literally across the street is the Marriott, and that's 272 00:15:02.799 --> 00:15:05.840 the four star hotel. So but when you walk in there, 273 00:15:05.879 --> 00:15:09.519 you're like, this is pretty. It's not five star, but yeah, 274 00:15:09.600 --> 00:15:11.879 but it was nice. I highly recommend that courtyard in 275 00:15:12.039 --> 00:15:14.720 La by the downtown La. It was. It was good, 276 00:15:14.759 --> 00:15:18.960 good ship. So and lastly I sent a picture dome. 277 00:15:19.399 --> 00:15:23.039 There was a waiter. I had one day that was 278 00:15:23.320 --> 00:15:26.360 one hundred percent Dana Carvey and Stuart from Mad TV 279 00:15:26.480 --> 00:15:30.000 that had a baby and turned gay. This was him 280 00:15:30.799 --> 00:15:34.679 thousand percent. But he was a great server, super super attentative, 281 00:15:36.600 --> 00:15:40.639 you know, because we were all dudes. So but yeah, 282 00:15:40.679 --> 00:15:44.679 back to hockey. You know, we missed the boat Dad's 283 00:15:44.679 --> 00:15:47.440 on day quotes back and one of the staples that 284 00:15:47.480 --> 00:15:50.879 we had was the the National Hula Hoop League, and 285 00:15:50.919 --> 00:15:53.519 that's where we are going to go through the NHL 286 00:15:53.600 --> 00:15:57.000 bracket and we're gonna, you know, we're gonna pick how 287 00:15:57.039 --> 00:15:58.240 do we want to do this? Do you want to 288 00:15:58.279 --> 00:15:59.559 do just the first round? 289 00:15:59.600 --> 00:15:59.879 Dome? 290 00:16:00.080 --> 00:16:01.440 Do you think we should do to the first round 291 00:16:01.519 --> 00:16:03.000 or just do the whole bracket right now? 292 00:16:03.200 --> 00:16:05.919 Crank it out, let's do Let's do the first two 293 00:16:06.000 --> 00:16:09.240 rounds because the first round two rounds kind of almost 294 00:16:09.279 --> 00:16:13.360 over already, right right right right, and then and then 295 00:16:13.440 --> 00:16:14.440 so let's do the first. 296 00:16:14.600 --> 00:16:17.159 No spoilers, no spoilers, because I told Stone not to 297 00:16:17.159 --> 00:16:20.200 look anything up. He's probably seen some stuff, but I 298 00:16:20.279 --> 00:16:20.759 just looked. 299 00:16:20.639 --> 00:16:22.480 Up the matchups. I didn't see who's winning or. 300 00:16:22.399 --> 00:16:26.480 Any Okay, perfect, perfect, perfect, So we'll go through the 301 00:16:26.480 --> 00:16:32.039 first round matchup. Let's start on. Let's start on the 302 00:16:32.080 --> 00:16:34.840 East or West Coast dome. You pick East, all right, 303 00:16:35.039 --> 00:16:37.120 We're starting on the East coast. So you got the 304 00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:40.480 Toronto maple Leafs and the Ottawa Senators dome. Who do 305 00:16:40.480 --> 00:16:40.879 you got? 306 00:16:42.200 --> 00:16:42.320 So? 307 00:16:43.080 --> 00:16:45.799 I actually had Toronto coming out of the first round 308 00:16:45.799 --> 00:16:49.559 this year. I think that Toronto is gonna break the 309 00:16:50.039 --> 00:16:56.320 ever so elusive slump. I think they're a good, well 310 00:16:56.399 --> 00:17:00.639 rounded team this year that can actually do it and eventually, 311 00:17:01.000 --> 00:17:03.600 like the losing streak has to stop, right. 312 00:17:04.839 --> 00:17:11.920 You think, you think? But uh Stone, who you got? 313 00:17:11.960 --> 00:17:15.519 You got? It's it's all Canadian matchups, So we're guaranteeing 314 00:17:15.559 --> 00:17:18.119 that a Canadian team's gonna move on to the second round. 315 00:17:19.920 --> 00:17:20.680 Who do you got? 316 00:17:21.839 --> 00:17:23.839 Who is the Senators and the maple Leaves? Is that right? 317 00:17:23.920 --> 00:17:24.599 That's right? 318 00:17:24.680 --> 00:17:25.039 That's right. 319 00:17:26.079 --> 00:17:33.519 Let me read this little excerpt I thought of the 320 00:17:33.599 --> 00:17:36.759 Senators went out for an extravagant lunch, not under the 321 00:17:36.799 --> 00:17:40.759 watch of doge hookers, cocaine poppers. They were all flowing 322 00:17:40.799 --> 00:17:45.240 and funneling into this debauched love sex dungeon feast. Suddenly 323 00:17:45.480 --> 00:17:49.240 someone bursts out the un jemima to lather on the 324 00:17:49.319 --> 00:17:51.920 ladies of the night. When the senators all said, let's 325 00:17:52.000 --> 00:17:56.720 take a shot together. First, they toasted their insides got 326 00:17:56.799 --> 00:18:01.160 roasted for it was not maple syrup but poison. Such 327 00:18:01.160 --> 00:18:04.920 a shame that all the senators died before Doge could 328 00:18:04.920 --> 00:18:08.480 reveal their nine hundred mistresses, all being paid under the 329 00:18:08.519 --> 00:18:12.880 table on the salary of the Education Department's budget. Win. 330 00:18:14.279 --> 00:18:18.640 I love it. It's it is a shout out Tanjemima. 331 00:18:18.759 --> 00:18:21.440 I miss your fat ass because it ain't Miima anymore. 332 00:18:21.440 --> 00:18:28.640 It's like something Mills, something I don't know, like, yeah, 333 00:18:28.920 --> 00:18:32.119 I want to say General Mills, but that's not correct obviously, serial. 334 00:18:32.200 --> 00:18:34.680 But anyway, I'm gonna go Maple Leafs. I actually in 335 00:18:34.720 --> 00:18:38.680 my bracket ie the Maple Leafs losing in the Eastern 336 00:18:38.799 --> 00:18:41.839 Final this year. I had a little bit more faith 337 00:18:41.880 --> 00:18:44.279 than I probably should have. Next match up, Tampa Bay, 338 00:18:44.279 --> 00:18:47.519 We're going off first? Was all Canada seconds, all Florida. 339 00:18:47.880 --> 00:18:52.279 Holy shit, Tampa Bay Lightning. Florida Panthers defending Stanley Cup 340 00:18:52.359 --> 00:18:56.440 champions in the Hulu Hoop League. Who you got stoned? 341 00:18:56.519 --> 00:18:59.079 Let's go with you, Florida Panthers, Tampa Bay Lightning. 342 00:19:00.079 --> 00:19:06.920 Let's see, he said, the Panthers and Lightning is that right, 343 00:19:07.480 --> 00:19:17.960 all right, Zeus fucking Zeus. It's always him. It's always 344 00:19:18.039 --> 00:19:22.440 him looking to fuck somebody, just looking at fuck and fuck. 345 00:19:23.319 --> 00:19:25.240 And then one day he went out and was like, 346 00:19:25.279 --> 00:19:28.720 you know, I need a fuck more of the cat family. 347 00:19:28.839 --> 00:19:29.359 That's sick. 348 00:19:29.480 --> 00:19:29.759 Fuck. 349 00:19:32.920 --> 00:19:35.680 He says, they need to bag me a panther. He 350 00:19:35.759 --> 00:19:39.359 goes out in searches and searches and searches, he can't 351 00:19:39.359 --> 00:19:43.799 find one, and then he ended up finding one and 352 00:19:43.880 --> 00:19:46.160 just bagging it, tagging the shit out of this thing. 353 00:19:46.200 --> 00:19:47.559 It looked like it was having a little too much 354 00:19:47.559 --> 00:19:50.519 fun for his pleasure, at least because he's a sick fuck. 355 00:19:51.759 --> 00:19:57.759 And then it says, gotcha, I'm the cougar, and Zeus 356 00:19:57.839 --> 00:20:00.400 was like, what, You're supposed to be a panther. The 357 00:20:00.440 --> 00:20:05.200 cougar was like, yeah, check out this powdered sugar right 358 00:20:05.240 --> 00:20:06.039 in zus space. 359 00:20:06.319 --> 00:20:06.839 It's my coke. 360 00:20:06.920 --> 00:20:07.559 Smell funny. 361 00:20:07.839 --> 00:20:13.720 This coke smell funny, and Zeus fell panthers one, Wow, 362 00:20:13.880 --> 00:20:15.240 goddamn wow. 363 00:20:15.400 --> 00:20:20.759 Okay, Stone's got the Stanley Cup, defending Stanley Cup champions. 364 00:20:20.799 --> 00:20:24.000 Moving on dome, Who do you got panthers? Lightning? 365 00:20:25.119 --> 00:20:28.720 I actually think that I think that Tampa Bay is 366 00:20:28.799 --> 00:20:32.039 lucky to have the record that they have this year. 367 00:20:32.559 --> 00:20:37.480 I think they're overrated and I like Florida to go 368 00:20:37.720 --> 00:20:39.680 relatively deep and. 369 00:20:39.640 --> 00:20:44.000 So yes what she said, Yeah, I actually one hundred 370 00:20:44.000 --> 00:20:45.960 percent agree with that take. I think Tampa Bay is 371 00:20:46.039 --> 00:20:48.559 living off of glory days of just a couple of 372 00:20:48.640 --> 00:20:52.440 years ago, and it's their last hurrah before the team collapses. 373 00:20:52.680 --> 00:20:57.640 Ye completely, And I also have the Panthers winning and 374 00:20:57.680 --> 00:21:01.319 moving on the next matchup in the East, the Washington 375 00:21:01.440 --> 00:21:04.880 Capitals versus the Montreal Canadians. So you have the record 376 00:21:04.960 --> 00:21:09.440 setting Alexander Ovechkin. He has beat Wayne Gretzky's goal record 377 00:21:09.440 --> 00:21:12.720 this year. He's also still scoring in the fucking playoffs, 378 00:21:12.720 --> 00:21:15.119 as if the goal record just was gonna stop. He's 379 00:21:15.200 --> 00:21:18.920 just a machine. And they're playing the Montreal Canadians. Who 380 00:21:18.920 --> 00:21:21.759 are you know, still hoping it was nineteen seventy eight 381 00:21:21.799 --> 00:21:23.960 all over again. Uh, dumb, who do you got? 382 00:21:24.720 --> 00:21:27.559 I actually wanted the Canadians to upset in this one, 383 00:21:30.920 --> 00:21:34.480 just simply there was a gut feeling there, dum that 384 00:21:34.640 --> 00:21:38.079 said the Canadians were going to figure it out, and 385 00:21:39.160 --> 00:21:43.519 that you know, Washington was gonna get caught off guard 386 00:21:43.880 --> 00:21:48.079 because Washington's the better team, right of course, I mean 387 00:21:48.160 --> 00:21:50.880 Washington's the better team. But I there was something in 388 00:21:50.960 --> 00:21:53.559 me that was like, you know what, if ever, if 389 00:21:53.559 --> 00:21:57.200 ever there was one, there's there's only two upsets that 390 00:21:57.240 --> 00:22:00.799 I kind of thought could happen here in these playoffs, 391 00:22:00.799 --> 00:22:02.839 and this was one of them. I kind of like Canadians. 392 00:22:03.240 --> 00:22:06.680 But okay, that was that was my honest pick. 393 00:22:07.279 --> 00:22:09.400 Okay, I'll explain that in a second. Stone. 394 00:22:11.119 --> 00:22:12.359 So we got the capitalists. 395 00:22:12.640 --> 00:22:14.680 You have the red, white and blue of America versus 396 00:22:14.759 --> 00:22:16.559 the red, white and blue of French Canada. 397 00:22:16.960 --> 00:22:20.000 Yeah, so we. 398 00:22:20.119 --> 00:22:25.359 Had Trump go over to the border and Trump was like, hey, 399 00:22:26.680 --> 00:22:27.599 I want to buy it all. 400 00:22:28.680 --> 00:22:30.400 It's good, it's great, I want to buy it all. 401 00:22:32.200 --> 00:22:37.319