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Speaker 1: Of all the things to get arrested for.
Speaker 2: We've seen some stupid ones over the years in idiotology.
Speaker 1: This near Atlanta guy was arrested after he broke into
Speaker 1: an Atlanta area mall and win and ate a bunch
Speaker 1: of stuff at Cinnabon.
Speaker 2: Said he's just really has the munchies and I could
Speaker 2: go for some cinnabon, But where do you get it?
Speaker 3: The mall?
Speaker 1: It's after hours and the malls closed, damn it? What
Speaker 1: am I going to do? Is there any other option
Speaker 1: for Cinnabon besides them all? Can you? Is that available?
Speaker 1: Any other avenue?
Speaker 2: That's a great question.
Speaker 1: Are there standalone Cinnabons.
Speaker 2: They're gonna have to because the malls, all the malls
Speaker 2: are going away.
Speaker 1: Anybody know the answer to that?
Speaker 2: Cinnabons?
Speaker 1: And is there a retail avenue besides a mall Cinnabon.
Speaker 2: I'm just doing Cinnabon locations Altamon Springs. That's obviously in
Speaker 2: the mall Sinnabon in Orlando. Uh, there's one near Millenniu's
Speaker 2: Millennium all. I all cinnamon locations in the United States Cinema,
Speaker 2: there's a Cinnamon bakery, hear you, Alabama?
Speaker 1: I'll ask.
Speaker 2: I think they're all in them all? You know Orlando airport.
Speaker 2: He could have gone to the airport. Okay, that's well,
Speaker 2: that's still like a destination. You know what they really
Speaker 2: should do speaking to airports, Uh, Cinnabon and Sibarro should
Speaker 2: team up and have a split just standalones in an
Speaker 2: airport anywhere you could just go and get you get
Speaker 2: your get your pizza or whatever. A nice little Cinnabon
Speaker 2: afterwards and just go go carb crazy, kind of like
Speaker 2: how they do with the You can pull up to
Speaker 2: a gas station. They have Subway or Arthur Treachers stationships
Speaker 2: like when you just can't decide sub or fishing chips.
Speaker 1: There's cinnabon store though. Man, yeah, I can see why
Speaker 1: they forurished truck stops have them. To truck stops have Cinnabons,
Speaker 1: yep do they?
Speaker 2: Somebody said, I only get to go to Cinnabon and
Speaker 2: airports yep. There's a Cinnabon at Universal at a city
Speaker 2: walk out at Universal, Okay, all publics are Walmart? Does
Speaker 2: that mean they sell Cinnabons there? They saw a little
Speaker 2: Debbie cinema cinm This dummy, he could have just gone
Speaker 2: into the publics.
Speaker 1: Cinnabon's sold in the grocery store. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't I'm not really I don't even really like Cinnabon.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever even had it. I
Speaker 1: just the aroma when you walk by that place. You know,
Speaker 1: five years ago when I was in a mall, I
Speaker 1: just stayed with me. I can see where this guy.
Speaker 2: Oh Taco Bell serves little Cinnabon's late night action there.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, Taco Bell.
Speaker 2: A bunch of people are texting that, So I could
Speaker 2: have just saved him. So he had to he had Yeah,
Speaker 2: he had to drive to go to the mall anyway,
Speaker 2: So he's spending money to get to the mall.
Speaker 1: Just he probably saw the line at the Taco Bell
Speaker 1: drive through said I'm not standing in this, mus go
Speaker 1: break into the mall.
Speaker 2: I am so high, I'm the mall bound. Mall cops
Speaker 2: just waiting there for him. I'm gonna got you icy.
Speaker 1: You sent upon her?
Speaker 2: Hey, you gotta send a bonder, It ain't you?
Speaker 1: Hey what? A New York Food Bank was offered a
Speaker 1: huge donation, but it came with a catch. Literally, A
Speaker 1: soon to close salmon farm in a small upstate New
Speaker 1: York town of Auburn wanted to give forty thousand pounds
Speaker 1: of co host salmon to the Food Bank of Central
Speaker 1: New York. It's a huge load of high quality protein
Speaker 1: that could feed thousands of families, right yeah, but the
Speaker 1: fish were still alive and swimming in the farm's giant
Speaker 1: indoor tanks. The organizations would need to figure out how
Speaker 1: to round up people to go and collect them and
Speaker 1: harvest them themselves.
Speaker 2: Pretty simple, pull the plug on the tank.
Speaker 1: Well, they sure enough were able to cobble together enough
Speaker 1: people who knew enough about what needed to be done
Speaker 1: to get some thirteen thousand salmon from the water and
Speaker 1: get them processed in the frozen filets. Wow, hey Taco, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a hey dude, this our salmon farms just not
Speaker 1: working out. We're just gonna have to shut her down.
Speaker 2: But we got all these salmon.
Speaker 1: I know we're gonna write this stuff off, but we
Speaker 1: gotta be legit with this to call up some Is
Speaker 1: there a place we could donate these two his.
Speaker 2: Second harvest food bank Palach Taco Bob here, what do
Speaker 2: you think about salmon?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 2: We do canned items thirteen thousand non perishable, thirteen.
Speaker 1: Thousand of them swimming and tanks out back.
Speaker 2: Salmon are perishable.
Speaker 1: Fellas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have a Cinnabon's frozen at Public's.
Speaker 1: Okay, well we've solved that.
Speaker 2: And somebody said Wendy's had a partnership with him a
Speaker 2: few months ago. This guy really stepped in it. Then
Speaker 2: you said, dumb reason to get arrested.
Speaker 1: All right, And then uh so good turnout there. They
Speaker 1: were able to put the fish to good use, and
Speaker 1: good luck with the salmon farm operators and whatever you
Speaker 1: get into next their future endeavors.
Speaker 2: Maybe they can make those tanks like skateboard park, you know,
Speaker 2: like their bowls kind of like a swimming pool. Is no, actually,
Speaker 2: there'd be no. It would be just straight up and down.
Speaker 2: That would have a really bad bull.
Speaker 1: Farm raised fish. They don't frown upon it. I know
Speaker 1: the shress. I yeah, a little bigger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the veins in a in a farm raised shrimp.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you they're bigger. There's a reason. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: no doubt. Get them out of the ocean there, Okay,
Speaker 2: smaller more.
Speaker 1: On this story on our Facebook page. I look, if
Speaker 1: you're this well off that you're able to do this,
Speaker 1: I guess fine. A super high end dating service for singles.
Speaker 1: This is a West Coast outfit.
Speaker 2: Okay, like Clearwater or California, West Coast, California.
Speaker 1: Okay. It's a LA based matchmaking company called Three Day Rule.
Speaker 1: They have launched a new service called Million Dollar Matchmaking.
Speaker 1: Well I'll let them kind of explain it here.
Speaker 3: We have a huge client base in San Francisco and
Speaker 3: in the Bay Area Silicon Valley. Usually it's someone that
Speaker 3: hasn't really prioritized love and prioritized maybe career or other
Speaker 3: parts of their life ahead of love. Wherever your person is,
Speaker 3: we will be there finding them for you. We get them,
Speaker 3: we chat with them, and then we vet them through
Speaker 3: social media, through background checks and potentially credit checks if
Speaker 3: you're interested in that as well, so a thorough background check.
Speaker 1: Three staffers will be assigned to each of the three
Speaker 1: clients that will be chosen ultimately who have agreed to
Speaker 1: pay one million dollars for the million dollar match. It
Speaker 1: comes with all this stuff, including if the relationship with
Speaker 1: the person you end up connecting with leads to marriage.
Speaker 1: The engagement ring will be included in the one million
Speaker 1: dollar price plane tickets for these three staffers to fly
Speaker 1: all over the place to properly vet dating locations and destinations.
Speaker 1: And this is just what a convoluted mess to try
Speaker 1: to meet somebody and find a soul mate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you if you have a million dollars spend,
Speaker 2: why would you just.
Speaker 1: That's all you really need.
Speaker 2: Take them out of a little date, you know, just
Speaker 2: date several different women and sooner or later or guys
Speaker 2: and sooner or later, it's gonna work out. You're a
Speaker 2: moron if you're spending that.
Speaker 1: See they're spending and they they've had one hundred people
Speaker 1: apply for this. They're accepting three because they have to
Speaker 1: pay their staffers that are assigned to this, because that'd
Speaker 1: be so busy. Yeah, I'm thinking they're probably if they've
Speaker 1: got that many people who are actually willing to part
Speaker 1: with a million dollars, they're gonna hire more people and
Speaker 1: bring more people on board to do this service.
Speaker 2: You'd be foolish not to think if they get like
Speaker 2: a serial killer paradox, we vetted really good, well, you
Speaker 2: could vet dexter, but there'd be things you wouldn't find out.
Speaker 1: Like you you said, though, you know, if you've got
Speaker 1: that kind of money, you could.
Speaker 4: Say by love writing even if he or she really
Speaker 4: really at the end of the conversation, isn't that India,
Speaker 4: But they're sticking act.
Speaker 2: It's like you got thirteen thousand salmon in front of you,
Speaker 2: exactly had the good one.
Speaker 3: We got this.
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