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Speaker 1: Being in radio. And all you will hear.
Speaker 2: Me is agree, agree, and agree, over and over again.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm stunned. I really am.
Speaker 2: Thirty one years I've been doing exactly that. Neil explained
Speaker 2: that to me. How I'm still here talking.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's all folks, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: Anyway, morning everybody, Bill Handle here and the Morning Morning
Speaker 2: crew right here on KFI, Tuesday.
Speaker 1: August twenty seven, quick.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Amy, Hi, Bill, Hi, Kono, Good morning, Porky
Speaker 2: Pig that you and.
Speaker 1: Neil, Good morning, Good morning Willie warning there you go,
Speaker 1: and and good morning Hello Bill. Yeah, I don't I'm
Speaker 1: not a stutterer. I was a stutterer.
Speaker 2: Once when I had as a guest one of the hanchos,
Speaker 2: maybe the president of the Stuttering Association of America, whatever
Speaker 2: nonprofit it is that runs and I and I couldn't
Speaker 2: do this today. I mean, can you imagine in the
Speaker 2: world of political correctness today. I did the entire interview
Speaker 2: stuttering with him, and we were.
Speaker 1: Out stuttering each other. It was rough and the nice
Speaker 1: to have you hero.
Speaker 2: That was the entire interview, and he thought it was
Speaker 2: absolutely hilarious, great sense of humor. The same thing when
Speaker 2: I had the guy at PETA. He was there and
Speaker 2: I brought in a whole bag of whoppers and did
Speaker 2: not stop eating for the entire hour.
Speaker 1: Literally the food just flying out.
Speaker 2: Of my mouth when I was talking to him, and
Speaker 2: he thought that was the funniest thing in the world.
Speaker 1: He got his message across, which is important in any case.
Speaker 1: What is going on today?
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, yesterday was not that huge a
Speaker 2: news item other than World War three. It's about to
Speaker 2: start the attacks on Kamala Harris and on Donald Trump,
Speaker 2: back and forth. I it's probably ten percent policy, five
Speaker 2: percent policy, and the rest is personal. And then there's
Speaker 2: a debate about the debate. Are they going to debate?
Speaker 2: Are they not going to debate? Where it's going to be.
Speaker 2: Is there going to be a live mike on the
Speaker 2: whole time? Will the MC be turned off when the
Speaker 2: other party is speaking? Will there be an audience? Will
Speaker 2: there not be an audience? So it's sort of up
Speaker 2: in the air.
Speaker 1: Fair enough, that's what's going on. You guys ready to
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 1: Hello to everybody? Fair enough?
Speaker 2: Let's oh next week, you're out right, Neil, Now you're
Speaker 2: here on Monday and then you're out the rest of
Speaker 2: the week.
Speaker 1: Do I have that right?
Speaker 3: All next week? No? All next week.
Speaker 5: I'm filling in for Gary and Shannon and I will
Speaker 5: be with Marla Teez from Fox eleven News all next
Speaker 5: week Monday through Friday.
Speaker 1: And filling in for you will be nobody.
Speaker 4: No, I think. Isn't Wayne going to be here?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is Wayne going to be here?
Speaker 2: I think he is just for the six or seven
Speaker 2: o'clock hour, Yes, yeah, just the news and then we're see.
Speaker 1: Usually we've been experimenting with that.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's just Amy and me and sometimes Wayne comes in,
Speaker 2: and we've had Fred Rogan and We've had Petros fill
Speaker 2: in and.
Speaker 1: So have we don't have a regular yet, have not
Speaker 1: had a regular, So.
Speaker 4: A wide cast of characters.
Speaker 2: It is a wide cast of character. Same thing with
Speaker 2: filling in for the rest of the folks when John,
Speaker 2: for example, is out, who usually fills in for John?
Speaker 2: When John is out? Neil, You've done that, haven't you?
Speaker 3: Oh? I'm sure I have. I've filled in for everybody
Speaker 3: at least once. Here.
Speaker 6: Mark Thompson does, sometimes, Chris Merril does. Yeah, there's been
Speaker 6: several different people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2: It is said keeps a little different, you know, keeps juggling.
Speaker 2: He keep juggling the ball. Okay, guys, let's do it.
Speaker 2: It's handling the news on a Tuesday morning, August twenty
Speaker 2: seven with Amy, Neil and Me leave story. Well, as
Speaker 2: I said, it's once again debating the debate between Trump
Speaker 2: and Harris, and we don't know which way it's going
Speaker 2: to do. He Trump says he's not doesn't want to
Speaker 2: go on ABC, which he originally agreed to.
Speaker 1: With Joe Biden.
Speaker 2: All right, and he said, hey, I did it with Biden,
Speaker 2: not necessarily with you, fair enough, and ABC is biased
Speaker 2: against him. He is pushing for the non biased Fox network,
Speaker 2: which of course would be totally fair to him, well
Speaker 2: more than fair to him.
Speaker 4: He didn't say non biased Fox.
Speaker 1: Now, No, I'm saying that. I'm saying that.
Speaker 2: Did I make that clear? I thought I made that
Speaker 2: clear that that was mine. No, he did say ABC
Speaker 2: was biased, and he said he's considering only appearing on Fox.
Speaker 1: And then I threw in the non biased part of it.
Speaker 5: So yes, which makes you about as non biased as Fox.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm let me tell you something. I have no
Speaker 2: problem saying I'm biased. I have a real big issue
Speaker 2: with Trump and him becoming president. It's not even so
Speaker 2: much on policy either. I probably agree with Trump more
Speaker 2: on policy than I do with Harris. It's more of
Speaker 2: I think we're better than that. I truly believe we
Speaker 2: are better than having someone like that as our president.
Speaker 1: Strictly on a moral and strictly character, nothing more, nothing
Speaker 1: less on that one.
Speaker 5: I think that's a fair assessment. I wish people would
Speaker 5: just talk like that. You know, I heard the mayor
Speaker 5: of Santa Monica on yesterday and on KFI, and it's like,
Speaker 5: you know what, we've had some crime and some homeless
Speaker 5: issues go up during my you know, during my term,
Speaker 5: even with my best efforts. And I was like, holy crap,
Speaker 5: that's refreshing. You're a politicians say that instead of you know,
Speaker 5: I everything's going now, he's going, hey listen, we're trying
Speaker 5: and we're you know, we're losing right now. Yeah, And
Speaker 5: I thought, wow, that was pretty impressive.
Speaker 2: I would like it during this campaign that truth not
Speaker 2: be the victim of what we're hearing.
Speaker 1: And I'm going to blame Trump much more than that.
Speaker 1: The worst recession.
Speaker 2: We're in the worst recession in the history of the
Speaker 2: United States. It's under three percent. Crime is at the
Speaker 2: worst level it has ever been.
Speaker 1: No, it went down.
Speaker 2: I mean it just you know, you could argue that
Speaker 2: we've had the worst recession, but you can't say we're
Speaker 2: in the middle of and I know that maybe small potatoes,
Speaker 2: but it's not. Uh.
Speaker 1: The illegal aliens have taken your jobs? Not true? Not true.
Speaker 1: There's no stats.
Speaker 2: And I'd like to know, do you know anybody who
Speaker 2: has whose job has been taken by an illegal alien?
Speaker 1: You're fired, We're hiring someone illegal.
Speaker 5: When Bill Carroll came to town from Canada, I was
Speaker 5: looking for that slot.
Speaker 2: That's true, he was and he was an illegal alien. Yeah,
Speaker 2: for a period of time.
Speaker 5: You know, it works in Trump's favor for the microphones
Speaker 5: to be off. Don't you think that Kamala Harris has
Speaker 5: issues with No.
Speaker 3: I think it will period of time.
Speaker 2: I think it works in Trump's favor for the microphone
Speaker 2: to be on. If you look at Hillary, every time
Speaker 2: Hillary said something, Trump would go liar, not true, not true,
Speaker 2: every single point. It's and it's hard to overwhelm Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: He is just very good at taking center stage and
Speaker 2: being much more forceful.
Speaker 1: I think open mics really help him out. I believe that.
Speaker 6: Okay, But then there's this one thing. Remember when Kamala
Speaker 6: Harris debated vice presidential candidate Hence and she did that
Speaker 6: I'm speaking thing because they were playing it yesterday and
Speaker 6: she kept saying I'm speaking and talking him down and
Speaker 6: he really couldn't say anything because if he does, then, oh,
Speaker 6: you're attacking a woman, right, I mean, it really put
Speaker 6: him in a bad place.
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, I think it's fair. I didn't
Speaker 2: say it was that Donald Trump didn't do that. I'm
Speaker 2: saying that. Well, let me rephrase that. When Kamala Harris
Speaker 2: did say I'm speaking. He was interrupting her. There's no
Speaker 2: question about it.
Speaker 6: That would happen if the mics were if all the
Speaker 6: mics were on those interruptions, that happened.
Speaker 1: That's correct.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying that helps Trump because he does
Speaker 2: he is stronger under those circumstances than she would be.
Speaker 1: She's not as forceful.
Speaker 2: In other words, she wouldn't be as forceful interrupting him
Speaker 2: as he is interrupting the folks he's debating.
Speaker 1: He's just a stronger personality. It's that simple, you know.
Speaker 2: He is just he's bigger than life, and I mean
Speaker 2: much bigger than life. So get order to get an
Speaker 2: even playing field, I think is the microphones are off,
Speaker 2: and then you come back and say liar, liar, pants
Speaker 2: on fire, and that's both sucks.
Speaker 6: It's going to be fun to watch, of course, it
Speaker 6: is all right, Not so fast, future citizens. A federal
Speaker 6: judge in Texas has put on pause a policy, if
Speaker 6: you'll recall President Biden had announced the policy in June
Speaker 6: that would allow people married to US citizens who are
Speaker 6: here illegally to get legal status without having to leave
Speaker 6: the country, apply and come back. So the issue or
Speaker 6: the stay was issued after sixteen states, led by Republican
Speaker 6: attorneys general challenge to the program. It's expected it could
Speaker 6: benefit about five hundred thousand people illegally in the country,
Speaker 6: plus about fifty thousand of their children.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and here's the divergence in terms of the issue
Speaker 2: with the border and those who are illegal. American citizen
Speaker 2: marries a foreign national in the United States or overseas,
Speaker 2: and now the foreign national wants to become once to
Speaker 2: be legal in the United States and applies because of
Speaker 2: the spousal connection. Well, it used to be it was automatic,
Speaker 2: and then it was changed to you couldn't be here,
Speaker 2: and usually they overrun visas. What happens is a spouse
Speaker 2: comes up, over runs a visa can it can take years.
Speaker 2: You had to leave the country and apply in your
Speaker 2: country to come to the United States to be with
Speaker 2: your spouse who's an American citizen. And that changed because
Speaker 2: under the Biden administration. You know, people who do come
Speaker 2: over and are illegal as long as they're married now
Speaker 2: have a special dispensation. Well, sixteen states attorneys general said no,
Speaker 2: thank you, conservative ones, arguing that you know what, that's
Speaker 2: another half million people that are here on the dole
Speaker 2: possibly more police, more schools, etc. And a Texas judge,
Speaker 2: a Trump judge agreed with the Southern.
Speaker 1: States say nope. So now at this point or pop
Speaker 1: puts a pause on that. So at this point.
Speaker 2: They have to follow that rule, which, by the way,
Speaker 2: a lot of people think is pretty onerous. You get
Speaker 2: married to an American citizen and you want to apply
Speaker 2: to come here in the United States, and the way
Speaker 2: to do it legally is to camp out. Let's say
Speaker 2: you're Mexican. You have to camp out in Mexico and
Speaker 2: wait until the visa is granted for you to come
Speaker 2: in the United States to marry your spouse, and that
Speaker 2: can take years. So everybody's got a side on this one.
Speaker 2: And what's my opinion. I don't care.
Speaker 5: At a boy, Okay, good for you, Mary Local, I say,
Speaker 5: I'm kidding, yeah, no kidding.
Speaker 3: It's like shop local, keep your money.
Speaker 5: Anyways, So another legal there's so much loss stuff going
Speaker 5: on in politics right now, it's ridiculous. So Democrats are
Speaker 5: suing to block the new GOP back Georgia election certification rules,
Speaker 5: which gets kind of, I don't know, mucky. So you've
Speaker 5: got the Democratic Party, Democrat members of several county election
Speaker 5: boards in the life. They're taking aim at the just
Speaker 5: two rules passed recently by Georgia state Election Board allows
Speaker 5: election officials to conduct what is referred to as reasonable
Speaker 5: inquiry before certifying election results or and permit members of
Speaker 5: the county election boards to investigate ballot concounts.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: And this was passed by Republican publican legislature. And this
Speaker 2: is code for we're going to do everything we can
Speaker 2: not to certify any election that a Democrat wins, straight out,
Speaker 2: no question about it.
Speaker 5: Trump Trump lost Georgia by just over ten thousand votes
Speaker 5: in twenty twenty, right, and the center of all the chaos.
Speaker 2: So yeah, and if it turns out and there were
Speaker 2: two recounts, by the way, in Georgia and again and
Speaker 2: Trump lost under these under this new rule, after those
Speaker 2: two recounts, then you can have a reasonable inquiry before
Speaker 2: going ahead and certifying it. And you have members of
Speaker 2: county election boards can investigate ballot counts, which is beyond
Speaker 2: what the state can do. So yeah, it's a guarantee.
Speaker 2: It's a guarantee. Well, we all know that that if
Speaker 2: Harris wins this, this is an elect this is a
Speaker 2: rigged election.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're already being we're already hearing that guarantee.
Speaker 2: If it's just a landslide, they're going to say it's
Speaker 2: it's rigged anyway, there's no chance that it's not a
Speaker 2: rigged election.
Speaker 1: And this is this is one of the things I have.
Speaker 2: A real hard time with the Republicans. The only fair
Speaker 2: election is if Trump wins.
Speaker 3: That's it. I call that poisoning the well and electic. Yep, yeah, yep,
Speaker 3: just yeap, just.
Speaker 5: Say, if you know anything you do if he if
Speaker 5: he doesn't win, it's fraud. So by definition that's correct.
Speaker 2: Well, he has said when asking him, will you agree
Speaker 2: to basically a peaceful transfer of power? Which in his
Speaker 2: case it was more difficult, but he says, will you
Speaker 2: agree that you've lost the election? Effectively, Yes, it's if
Speaker 2: it's a free and fair election.
Speaker 1: Only if it's a free and fair.
Speaker 2: Election, and if he loses, by definition, it's rigged.
Speaker 1: We've got a real, real issue going on.
Speaker 2: That's another problem I have, and not just with Trump,
Speaker 2: with the Republican Party, with the fundamentalist Republican Truly, the
Speaker 2: only fair election is if a Republican wins.
Speaker 1: The matter of just call it a one party system.
Speaker 2: You know, in China they don't even pretend that it's
Speaker 2: not a one party system.
Speaker 1: Okay, So if that's where we're going.
Speaker 2: And by the way, we can vote ourselves into that,
Speaker 2: we can decide, you know, Congress can decide. There's only
Speaker 2: one party allowed in the United States and that's it.
Speaker 2: You know, it's a free country. So it's pretty scary
Speaker 2: to me, it really is. It really is not at all,
Speaker 2: please with what's going on in that regard.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: And by the way, lawsuits are already being prepared, just
Speaker 2: to let you know about the election.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's a first, but is it the best.
Speaker 6: California lawmakers have passed the first in the nation legislation
Speaker 6: that would require public universities to hire undocumented students who
Speaker 6: don't have work permits.
Speaker 2: Of course, Welcome to California.
Speaker 4: Could be dicey for Governor Newsom, you.
Speaker 2: Would think, because the argument is, and he said, you know,
Speaker 2: he also he's going on both sides of this.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm going to deal with illegal immigration.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, if someone's illegal, what we
Speaker 2: want to do is pass legislation.
Speaker 1: Or he hasn't specifically come.
Speaker 2: Down on this would require public universities to hire undocumented
Speaker 2: It's how much more of an invitation do you need
Speaker 2: to people come to California if you are illegal, we
Speaker 2: give you housing, we give you grants, we give you
Speaker 2: loans for school.
Speaker 1: You can work. Okay, why not? It may be cause
Speaker 1: that's the point where they're only going.
Speaker 2: To hire illegal aliens to work at the universities.
Speaker 5: But shouldn't you support the one people that want to
Speaker 5: come here to do great things? Versus people that just
Speaker 5: want to come here? Like if you were tougher on
Speaker 5: crime and deportation of those that are causing problems, and
Speaker 5: you are highlighting those that are wanting to be a
Speaker 5: part of the community and.
Speaker 1: The like, yes, and where?
Speaker 2: And by the way, how do you how do you
Speaker 2: know when they're coming over and they're illegal, How do
Speaker 2: you know they want to do great things?
Speaker 1: Do you ask them? Do you want to do great things?
Speaker 5: But there are many illegal immigrants that came over and
Speaker 5: got into the military.
Speaker 1: That's true, there are many. And so what do we
Speaker 1: do open the doors and say.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm not for open borders.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying that that I have no problem with
Speaker 5: rewarding those that want to work hard.
Speaker 1: And that's everybody. That's everybody. They're all willing to work hard.
Speaker 2: That's that's the fast fast majority of illegal aliens. They're
Speaker 2: not coming into commit crime. They want opportunity for their kids.
Speaker 2: I mean it is legitimate. They want opportunity. The problem
Speaker 2: is which way do you go on this.
Speaker 1: Do you say, you.
Speaker 2: Know what we've we're going to shut down our borders.
Speaker 2: We cannot have unlimited numbers. And then you have the
Speaker 2: State of California and saying, by the way, if you
Speaker 2: make it and you're illegal here, we're going to allow
Speaker 2: the universities to hire you. Just make it us like
Speaker 2: wet foot, dryfoot with a with the wet web.
Speaker 1: Well, that's true. It was webfoot, dryfoot. So discrimination.
Speaker 2: There was a lawsuit saying you can't discriminate against people
Speaker 2: have web feet. No, if you made it onto shore
Speaker 2: from if you made it on the shore from Cuba,
Speaker 2: you were granted asylum. If you didn't make it onto
Speaker 2: shore and I mean ankle deep water is it was
Speaker 2: your wet foot and you were thrown right back. I mean,
Speaker 2: you know, welcome to America. This is crazy, by the way,
Speaker 2: this is and yes, good people are getting nailed but
Speaker 2: now what do you do? You know, at what point
Speaker 2: do you ever stop? All right, let's move on. We're
Speaker 2: going very slowly.
Speaker 5: Here, okay, withdrawing cash costing us more and more money
Speaker 5: here in the United States if you're getting it out
Speaker 5: of an ATM, national average combined out of network atmfee
Speaker 5: is now four to seventy seven, up from four to seventy.
Speaker 3: Two last year.
Speaker 5: I just recently went and got you know, because I
Speaker 5: normally I don't go to ATMs. I'll get it when
Speaker 5: I'm at a grocer or something like that. And there
Speaker 5: was a fee attached to it. And I heard Amy
Speaker 5: King talking to Joel Larsgard this morning about it on
Speaker 5: wake up call, and I was like, that was the
Speaker 5: first time I'd ever seen that.
Speaker 6: I know, well, it started about a year ago that, Yeah,
Speaker 6: Ralph's charges you if you want to get cash. Now
Speaker 6: it's like it's seventy five cents or a dollar, but they.
Speaker 2: Still Yeah, but over the you know, it's zillions of
Speaker 2: dollars if you talk about all the people, and it
Speaker 2: adds up, it adds up.
Speaker 6: I remember when it used to be two dollars for
Speaker 6: a fee for out of network ATM.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those I remember when it wasn't eighteen dollars for
Speaker 1: a burger at Carl's.
Speaker 4: Oh, there's that.
Speaker 1: There's that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know what, it's not like you've got
Speaker 5: to pay someone to do it. It's a machine for
Speaker 5: Pete's sake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it should be cheaper.
Speaker 1: Good luck.
Speaker 6: An apple juice today may not keep the doctor away.
Speaker 6: Walmart's recalled nearly ten thousand cases of apple juice sold
Speaker 6: in stores across the US because they have potentially harmful
Speaker 6: levels of inorganic.
Speaker 4: Arsenic lovely in them. What does that mean?
Speaker 5: That means arsenic is natural. It's an organic material. It's
Speaker 5: in the soil, it's in everywhere this is. It's it's
Speaker 5: coming from somewhere other than the natural byproduct of apples.
Speaker 1: But there's a silver lining to this.
Speaker 2: I don't particularly like apple juice, so knock your socks off.
Speaker 3: Do you say apple juice? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or this apple sauce?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Apple juice?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So you said apple juice and I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: I'll explain it to you.
Speaker 5: The woman dies on the first day of Burning Man
Speaker 5: Festful authorities are investigating the death. They I don't know why,
Speaker 5: because death not been determined. They're going to await an
Speaker 5: autopsy and toxicology report. But she was thirty nine years
Speaker 5: old and they did life saving efforts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's seventy thousand people are there. I mean, at
Speaker 2: some point someone's going to die, you know. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's just statistics. So yeah, we'll see. If it was
Speaker 2: that foul play that you just die of.
Speaker 1: Natural causes, did she burn up? That would be a story.
Speaker 2: It would be then it becomes burning man and burning woman,
Speaker 2: but not the case.
Speaker 3: I don't know why they don't just call it burning person.
Speaker 5: You're right offensive that it's always absolutely totally sexist. You're
Speaker 5: so sexist, you don't know the pronouns of the burning individual.
Speaker 4: A gift that'll keep on giving.
Speaker 6: The official nonprofit organization for the National Park Service is
Speaker 6: going to be getting its largest grant in history, one
Speaker 6: hundred million dollars, and it's going to go to the
Speaker 6: National Parks. There's four hundred national parks. The money will
Speaker 6: be used to address the needs of those parks. Not
Speaker 6: specifically saying yet what it's going to go to, but
Speaker 6: could be some of the foundation priorities, which include restoring
Speaker 6: the coral reefs in Biscayne National Park in Florida. Another
Speaker 6: prior priority is the restoration of trout species in western
Speaker 6: national parks.
Speaker 2: Notice the foundation is the Lily Endowment Incorporated.
Speaker 1: Is that funded by Lily Pharmaceuticals.
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Is that Eli Lily?
Speaker 1: It could be. I don't know if that is or not,
Speaker 1: but if it is, I'd love to know. If it is.
Speaker 6: Lily Endowment made the gift to support the effort, and
Speaker 6: Clay Robbins is the chair and CEO of Lily, And
Speaker 6: I thought it was Eli Lily.
Speaker 1: I think it is Eli Lilly.
Speaker 5: Grammy winning singer Mariah Kara Carey said that her mother,
Speaker 5: Patricia and her sister Allison, both died on the same
Speaker 5: day over the weekend. How weird is that the heart
Speaker 5: is broken lost her mom and her sister, And I
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 3: That's bizarre.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so that's a tough weekend. There's no question
Speaker 2: about that, losing mommy and sister.
Speaker 1: And that's all we know.
Speaker 2: We don't know what of and I'm assuming we're going
Speaker 2: to get more news unless we don't.
Speaker 6: Well, it's good to know that lawmakers are spending time
Speaker 6: on the really important issues. They've passed legislation creating a
Speaker 6: state slug and a state crab. You see, Santa Crie
Speaker 6: students are very excited about it because the slug is
Speaker 6: their mascot, the banana slug.
Speaker 4: Banana splugs. Did you know this? Banana slugs have more
Speaker 4: teeth than a shark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have a lot of teeth.
Speaker 6: Okay, and not the there's So there's the state slug
Speaker 6: and then California is also going to designate the dungeness
Speaker 6: crab as the state crustacean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now you please.
Speaker 2: You don't want to conflate the dungeness crab with the
Speaker 2: crabs that you got in your youth when you were
Speaker 2: dating the wrong person.
Speaker 1: I just want to point that out. This is the
Speaker 1: dungeness crab.
Speaker 4: Thank you, bill.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: Six Flags Magic Mountains will implement chaperone policy. I mean
Speaker 5: September seventh, they have their Halloween event, fright Fest Extreme.
Speaker 5: This new policy says all guests fifteen years old or
Speaker 5: younger must be accompanied by a chaperone who is at
Speaker 5: least twenty one years old.
Speaker 3: They have to have their ID, all.
Speaker 5: Those things, and I'm told they can have up to
Speaker 5: ten kids with them.
Speaker 3: That's a lot. How are you going to chaperone ten kids, truly, But.
Speaker 2: Well, the only way that I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: know because everybody goes off in different directions. And you're right,
Speaker 2: how difficult is I assume it's going to cut down.
Speaker 1: Somewhat.
Speaker 2: You know, Magic Mountain used to be Gangbang Magic Mountain.
Speaker 2: It had a reputation for that. I am assuming because
Speaker 2: of this it's a little rough. But this is only
Speaker 2: during Halloween. Would you pay an extra you're going to? Uh,
Speaker 2: don't you pay an extra three hundred dollars or something
Speaker 2: to go into the Halloween freight parts of Universal Studios?
Speaker 3: An extra ticket? Yeah? Yeah, it's something different.
Speaker 1: Disneyland doesn't do that, does it?
Speaker 4: Nope?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, what for? They don't do a freight night,
Speaker 3: but they do night.
Speaker 1: Right, No, I understand what.
Speaker 2: They don't charge extra for whatever they do?
Speaker 4: Oh, they do the Ogie Boogie Bash. Sorry I thought
Speaker 4: you were talking about chaperones.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, yeah, Ogi Boogie Bash. They do Villain's Night,
Speaker 5: They do a corunch things that are in the evening
Speaker 5: Star Wars Night.
Speaker 2: All right, do they do they have a more money
Speaker 2: spent night? Okay, okay, the only thing missing? All right,
Speaker 2: let's move on.
Speaker 6: Okay, the owner of Langers Deli says he's had it
Speaker 6: up to here. He said, the crime is out of control.
Speaker 6: He said, the dirty and the drugs and the illegal
Speaker 6: street vendors are out of control near MacArthur Parker, which
Speaker 6: is where his iconic deli is.
Speaker 4: And if they don't fix it, he's closing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm going to talk about that at eight
Speaker 2: fifty the last segment of the show.
Speaker 1: I have eating at Langers. Great food.
Speaker 2: And what's really fun is the lake right near there
Speaker 2: in MacArthur park You want to be there. Every year
Speaker 2: they dredge it to clean it up and they come
Speaker 2: up with the bodies and that's always fun to see.
Speaker 2: I'm going to talk more about that at eight fifty.
Speaker 3: Free floaties for the kids.
Speaker 1: Free floaties. Yes, people go swimming permanently. Yes.
Speaker 3: Hey.
Speaker 5: By the way, Bill, after you told us yesterday that
Speaker 5: you went to Fork and Film in Las Vegas paid
Speaker 5: two hundred dollars ahead. YESES can't complain about Disney prices anymore.
Speaker 2: That was first of all, I didn't pay for it,
Speaker 2: thank goodness. And it was I should do a review
Speaker 2: on that because it was god awful.
Speaker 1: It was god awful.
Speaker 5: Last story, this is bizarre MLB player makes unconventional history
Speaker 5: after playing for two teams in the game. So imagine this,
Speaker 5: You're playing a game major League Baseball history by becoming
Speaker 5: the first player to play for two teams in the
Speaker 5: same game. Back on June twenty six, Jansen, this guy,
Speaker 5: Danny Jansen, was a member of the Toronto Blue Jays.
Speaker 5: At the time, he was in the middle of an
Speaker 5: at bat against the Red Sox and scoreless game there
Speaker 5: at Fenway Park. Game was suspended due to weather. Top
Speaker 5: of the second inning, runner on first base, one out.
Speaker 5: It took two months for this baseball game to resume,
Speaker 5: and during that weight Jansen switched teams when Toronto traded
Speaker 5: him to Boston for three prospects. So when the game,
Speaker 5: the suspended Bay game came back, he's on a different team.
Speaker 2: Yeah, big deal, big deal, I thought, when a weird
Speaker 2: it's just that does now if he had switched team
Speaker 2: in the same game, I mean at the time, and
Speaker 2: a game that is played in full at one time,
Speaker 2: the way most games are played, that they're not split
Speaker 2: up because of whether or whatever they're not suspended, that
Speaker 2: would be a story. But come on, Okay, he's playing
Speaker 2: they suspend the game. Two months later, they get that
Speaker 2: game going and he switched teams.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a big Bill.
Speaker 4: He played last night for both teams.
Speaker 2: Oh, he played last night for both both teams.
Speaker 1: Second, he switched in the middle of the game.
Speaker 6: Because between the time that the game got delayed I
Speaker 6: rescheduled it, he got traded to.
Speaker 1: Another I understand that no play for.
Speaker 4: The Red Sox all sight and for the Blue Jays.
Speaker 1: That is.
Speaker 2: I don't understand. He had to play for both teams
Speaker 2: last night, but he was traded to the other team
Speaker 2: these articles, that is, okay, I didn't know.
Speaker 5: I just find for you any transition to be a woman.
Speaker 3: Bill, Now we've got your story.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, transitioning from a baseball to a football player.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if that is a surgical thing.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. All right, guys, we are done.
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