Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, Welcome to Rose Pricks. Oh my gosh, it's
Speaker 1: the day after the big show. It's our big show.
Speaker 1: It's the big show. It's the big show on everyone's
Speaker 1: mind and hearts and soul. And by everyone, I mean
Speaker 1: really not a lot of people. If we're looking at
Speaker 1: the numbers, we're looking.
Speaker 2: At the numbers of like, you know, what do they
Speaker 2: call it Nielsen ratings and whatnot?
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 2: Go on, yes, it's you know, listen, what a couple
Speaker 2: of mistakes were made? Did they put it up against Survivor?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh is that so stupid? That was at least for
Speaker 2: a while. Yeah, I don't I think so. And also
Speaker 2: it turns out that not a lot of people love
Speaker 2: Joan out. She's so she's such a robot. She's such
Speaker 2: a like kindergarten teacher.
Speaker 3: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Speaker 2: I've done that, that's all right, But like when you're
Speaker 2: watching her have relations with older men, it's troubling.
Speaker 1: She's not spicy. She and you know, she calls herself
Speaker 1: out on this this this would be a macro note.
Speaker 1: She says about herself that she's really guarded. And listen,
Speaker 1: they all say that, right, every single bachelorette has to
Speaker 1: like somehow get.
Speaker 3: My walls down, get my walls down. Help me.
Speaker 1: I'm so I'm so guarded. They all say that, but
Speaker 1: Joan really is. She's really a tough nut.
Speaker 2: To I'm gonna I'm gonna be a little tougher on that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna we're gonna get into it because
Speaker 2: I'm sleepy.
Speaker 3: She's basic. She a basic. Yeah, it's not just she's guarded.
Speaker 3: She's basic.
Speaker 2: It doesn't mean she's not like doesn't love her kids
Speaker 2: or like she sure does make her coffee every monight
Speaker 2: morning in her thermos and gets it all ready for work.
Speaker 2: She's basic. And I think people are having an issue.
Speaker 2: They're like, Okay, but you know who's not basic? Are
Speaker 2: the guys left in the house, of which there are
Speaker 2: seven at this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're pret some of them are basic. See
Speaker 3: That's what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: Like, I have a lot to say about this episode,
Speaker 1: so I'm I'm kind of excited. I took a lot
Speaker 1: of notes, but I don't think that there's anybody. I
Speaker 1: realized when we got to the Rose ceremony that I
Speaker 1: wasn't rooting hard for anybody. You know, I had been
Speaker 1: rooting hard. My two guys had been Keith and Mark.
Speaker 1: I'd been rooting for those guys.
Speaker 2: I understand Mark, and I wrote this down. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I will never understand Keith. I mean, I just was like,
Speaker 2: if he makes it past this round, I don't I
Speaker 2: think I'll have to I might have to just move
Speaker 2: to Iceland. I don't know how that solves anything, but
Speaker 2: it just sort of helps me get out of my
Speaker 2: own space, you know, get out of my own way.
Speaker 3: Like I don't see.
Speaker 1: Keith so okay, you you called it. You said he
Speaker 1: has kind of like a John c Riley vibe, which
Speaker 1: is the issue.
Speaker 3: But yes, he does look like that. Yeah, I can
Speaker 3: see that.
Speaker 1: But also, somebody needs to counterbalance Joan's personality. I think
Speaker 1: she needs somebody who's a little more like goofy, you know.
Speaker 3: But she was she was going.
Speaker 1: To hold him back. I think his I think he
Speaker 1: diminished himself a little bit and got nervous and like
Speaker 1: was like, I think I'm too much for her, and she,
Speaker 1: you know, she made these comments later in the show
Speaker 1: like yeah, Keith's like the life of the party. But
Speaker 1: it's like what because you don't like the life of
Speaker 1: the party. You claim to like that, but you're nobody
Speaker 1: would ever say, you know that, Joan, she's the life
Speaker 1: of the party.
Speaker 3: Oh, John and Keith, they would hide their drugs.
Speaker 2: Joan is the person that immediately you flushed all your
Speaker 2: cocaine own toilet. She's gonna nark on you. She's like, No,
Speaker 2: She's definitely not the life of the party.
Speaker 3: Keith. Here's what went down with Keith.
Speaker 2: Okay, even though he wouldn't be my choice, I like
Speaker 2: him for other reasons. He's fine, but I think he
Speaker 2: wasn't into her, and he started to realize that as
Speaker 2: time went on. He kept trying to force these conversations.
Speaker 2: He felt like an idiot because they were hit, they
Speaker 2: were bouncing off nothing. She's just not you know, She's
Speaker 2: not going to be funny and bantry and all the things,
Speaker 2: which is fine. But I think at a certain point
Speaker 2: he's like, what am I fucking doing here?
Speaker 3: I do We even't say it, but I think that's
Speaker 3: what he felt.
Speaker 1: I agree with you also, and yes, and I think
Speaker 1: everybody's conversations with her are forced. And I had a
Speaker 1: I did have kind of an epiphany, which is what
Speaker 1: we're saying that. I'm like, she gives nothing. She's super guarded.
Speaker 1: She will ask them, but she keeps she's demanding of them,
Speaker 1: like they better bring it, Like I don't know, I
Speaker 1: haven't really seen his whatever side. It's it's like, but
Speaker 1: what are you doing besides talking about your dead husband?
Speaker 3: Right? That's all she talks with me.
Speaker 1: Never I've not heard well, or my mom's really sick.
Speaker 1: I have a dead husband and my mom's sick, and
Speaker 1: I feel really guilty about my dead husband, and I
Speaker 1: don't know if I can love again. That's the only
Speaker 1: that's her only refrain. There's no there's never anything about
Speaker 1: her hobbies or her even her kids, Like I haven't
Speaker 1: heard her and maybe that's the editing, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you one more macro note, and it
Speaker 2: is a big Macro note, and that is the biggest
Speaker 2: little Macro note. Inside of Pascal's tidy whities, which we
Speaker 2: see right away, there's a quiet house and Pascal is
Speaker 2: steaming and his tidy whities and my goodness, there's quite
Speaker 2: a package.
Speaker 3: I wrote an elephant trunk there and he wants you
Speaker 3: to know that, because of course he does. And who
Speaker 3: wouldn't like use what you've got, Pascal, and he does.
Speaker 3: He sure does.
Speaker 1: Now let me for me, let me ask you this
Speaker 1: about Pascal's package. Is it possible that that's not the penis,
Speaker 1: that it's just that his balls have dropped like New
Speaker 1: Year's Eve? You know, I looked at it pretty closely.
Speaker 2: I paused it, and I really did examine it, and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it was it was mostly penis.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I think Pascal has a large and it's probably uncut.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, probably a man of a certain
Speaker 2: age born in France.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Probably you're right, and I don't know. Maybe it was
Speaker 2: super poor when he was a baby, so I seriously
Speaker 2: doubt that. I think he was born in like a
Speaker 2: little shack and with only just one little pair of shoes. Pasca,
Speaker 2: I got through an ed piece of cod wood to
Speaker 2: put the into. Y'all sou okay, Papa. Yeah, he's just
Speaker 2: walking around like that.
Speaker 3: He wants just to see that.
Speaker 2: He wants America to comment and we honor and we
Speaker 2: you know what, hats off to you, sir. It's nice
Speaker 2: you put it together. You have a nice little body
Speaker 2: and you're putting it all out there and I love
Speaker 2: for you. I like Pascal though you know that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I know.
Speaker 2: I like he's okay. I would choose him over Keith
Speaker 2: and a heartbeat. So the guys are all kind of bummed,
Speaker 2: and I was thinking. I was like, well, they started
Speaker 2: her with twenty four guys instead of like thirty, and
Speaker 2: I thought maybe only three were going to get a
Speaker 2: hometown because I was thinking, like, what is the point
Speaker 2: really of having four hometowns? Like for Joan, like, you're you,
Speaker 2: you don't really have four possibilities. You probably have one possibility,
Speaker 2: So why go through the motions? And I thought, well,
Speaker 2: it's for an extra episode, like you know, you want
Speaker 2: to stretch it out, you want to fill up an episode.
Speaker 2: But I think that the producers are hard pressed to
Speaker 2: like fill these episodes because it's boring.
Speaker 3: It's kind of boring.
Speaker 1: We're not going to be boring, but I think that
Speaker 1: Joan is kind of boring, and I don't think she's
Speaker 1: really into these guys.
Speaker 3: So I was like, why bother with four hometowns? Just
Speaker 3: pick three.
Speaker 2: I agree with you on that, but it's always this way.
Speaker 2: Please let me remind you, even the best seasons, you
Speaker 2: always get bored by the time they're all actually in love.
Speaker 2: Like the hometowns are kind of cool, but they do
Speaker 2: drag on. Fantasy suites are always kind of fun, but
Speaker 2: they also drag on. There's such a like and so
Speaker 2: would you like to forego your rooms and take this cube?
Speaker 2: I mean there's a lot of filler and all that shit.
Speaker 2: I mean the only time I remember loving a fantasy suite.
Speaker 2: There are a couple times, but like, you know, the
Speaker 2: one with Juan Pablo, you know, like what the fuck
Speaker 2: happened in there? That's interesting, but it's really rare, so
Speaker 2: like we're at war. It's only really fun at the beginning.
Speaker 1: Also the Rachel and Zach fantasy, which she's kind of
Speaker 1: bad afterwards, like what did he say to her?
Speaker 3: Yes, that was so good.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I mean we might have that, but not
Speaker 2: with these people because they're all like pleasers and Joan
Speaker 2: might have a freak out.
Speaker 1: Also, Joan, you heard that Joanes said there can't be
Speaker 1: a bed in the fantasy suite, which she said that, yes.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, So then okay, so the guys
Speaker 2: are like moping around, but then.
Speaker 3: Jen, yeah, they're like the vibes changed, man. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: so many peop there's so many people left, my brothers,
Speaker 3: there's no captain Kim. I we to mention. So so last.
Speaker 1: Season of The Golden Gary only had three hometowns.
Speaker 3: Well you know she didn't. I don't know, all right,
Speaker 3: so you know why they're doing with it.
Speaker 1: Chalk is I completely changed on Chalk this episode for
Speaker 1: the worst.
Speaker 3: I mean, I like, I kind of liked him make something.
Speaker 3: He's very possessive.
Speaker 1: He's very possessive, and he's so he just seemed kind
Speaker 1: of crazed. He was like, Joan gets more and more
Speaker 1: attractive every day, every hour, every minute Joan. And I
Speaker 1: was like, Chalk, that is because Joan is probably getting
Speaker 1: like daily botox.
Speaker 3: She's gone a glam squad. This is not real life.
Speaker 3: And she's only sixty two. Right when I get older, well,
Speaker 3: Chalk is younger too.
Speaker 1: He's like right, but I feel like, yeah, when I'm
Speaker 1: Jan's age, I'm gonna do what Joe. I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: it Like I'm gonna have a massive Boatox fund, like
Speaker 1: my Boatox fun fund. Even my dog is not going
Speaker 1: to recognize me. Pepo is gonna have to bark, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to be like peepo, it's just me.
Speaker 2: She's getting a facelift, though, I'm going to say yeah,
Speaker 2: and I think it's too tight.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say that too.
Speaker 2: I don't love I think she's she was a pretty woman,
Speaker 2: although if you look back at her older picture, she
Speaker 2: was kind of just fun like crazy, curly haired, kind
Speaker 2: of crazy looking. You know, she's she's HR. She's a
Speaker 2: lady with a big thermis at HR. She wasn't like
Speaker 2: a model. She I think it's you know, she's tall
Speaker 2: and thin and can like wear these like crazy high
Speaker 2: waisted jeans, and that's awesome for her.
Speaker 1: If you open their fridge at her job, there would
Speaker 1: be a lot of tupperware with a little piece of
Speaker 1: masking tape that says Joan.
Speaker 2: Uh huh No, it would not be masking tape. It
Speaker 2: would be a label maker. She's no way would have
Speaker 2: masking tape even around. It would be like a perfect
Speaker 2: label maker, and it would say Joan, and then she'd
Speaker 2: somehow put like an emoji smiley face on it. But
Speaker 2: you know, if you touch it, she'll fucking kill you,
Speaker 2: right right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, she's had some look.
Speaker 2: She's she's very pretty woman, and she there's nothing wrong
Speaker 2: with her. There's nothing like that we even know about,
Speaker 2: like that, we that we bump heads on. We just
Speaker 2: wouldn't be friends. We wouldn't be we'd be friends with Leslie. Oh,
Speaker 2: we'd be friends with Sondra, who, by the way, I
Speaker 2: have an email out to you because she'd have. We've
Speaker 2: exchanged personal information now and we've chatted. And this is
Speaker 2: for those who don't know from last season, our friend Sondra. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's going to be on the show who loves to swear.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited about that.
Speaker 3: I know we freaking love her because she's going to
Speaker 3: tell it like it is. I'd love to have seen
Speaker 3: her as the Golden bachelorette. This maybe that can be
Speaker 3: in the card.
Speaker 2: If Leslie had been the bachelorette, they would have had
Speaker 2: to get guys.
Speaker 3: They would have had.
Speaker 1: To tell the guys, the old guys, Hey, this is
Speaker 1: who our bachelorette is. Because I don't want my Leslie
Speaker 1: getting her feelings hurt. I want guys on the show
Speaker 1: who saw the Golden Bachelor and we're like, I love her,
Speaker 1: She's my type. You get her a bunch of guys.
Speaker 1: You only have to find twenty four older guys who
Speaker 1: are like, oh my god, she's so fun, She's so much,
Speaker 1: so much energy. See's so cute. I love her like
Speaker 1: insecurities and kind of baggage, like I like, like, that's
Speaker 1: the kind of lady I like.
Speaker 3: Right, that's sure. She has so much personality. Right, I'm
Speaker 3: so oh so mad.
Speaker 2: Why Maybe she didn't want to do it. That's the
Speaker 2: only thing I can tell I didn't want you.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think she did. All right.
Speaker 2: Wait, so Joan goes to La La Land. I love
Speaker 2: that place, by the way. It's a coffee place. You
Speaker 2: have one year you Yeah, but there's there's there's more
Speaker 2: though before that. Oh, are you talking about Trista when
Speaker 2: Trista comes out?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh, but first we have to have we have to
Speaker 1: This is what's going on with you. You are trying to
Speaker 1: erase Keith and I'm not here for that.
Speaker 3: I just wrote Keith is not feeling it. I mean,
Speaker 3: isn't that enough.
Speaker 1: I just loved that they replay there's no point in this,
Speaker 1: but because they're trying to set it up for the
Speaker 1: final rose ceremony, I mean the rose ceremony. Keith is
Speaker 1: like he's really reliving his awkward one on one time
Speaker 1: with Joan. They had to replay at the tell me
Speaker 1: what you picture a retired day looking like.
Speaker 2: And he's like, ugh, oh, I never really thought about that.
Speaker 3: So now he's talking to Jordan.
Speaker 1: Jordan is like, don't sleep on Jordan because he doesn't
Speaker 1: get a lot of screen time. But like everybody seems
Speaker 1: to always be having like expressing their insecurities to Jordan,
Speaker 1: he might be up to something. He might be like spilling,
Speaker 1: but anyway, Keith is. Keith is like, yeah, man, I
Speaker 1: guess like I overthought it or I just I didn't
Speaker 1: feel comfortable, and I was just like, Keith needs a
Speaker 1: miracle right now. He needs to save a camera man
Speaker 1: from drowning in the pool, something to make him seem
Speaker 1: hot to Joan, because right she's off of him.
Speaker 3: She's off of.
Speaker 2: Him from a long time ago. And I really, as
Speaker 2: I said before, in this episode, she I think he's
Speaker 2: off of her too. I don't think it matters. I
Speaker 2: think it's a non starter because like, get on out
Speaker 2: of here. Nothing wrong with Keith. I'm sure he's a
Speaker 2: nice guy, although we don't really know that much. I
Speaker 2: don't really know exactly who he is. But he's nice,
Speaker 2: he's nice enough. Yeah, but it's time for it. It's
Speaker 2: time to stop talking about Key. I can't, I can't, Okay,
Speaker 2: A Louis is there, so I mean we can talk
Speaker 2: about him, of course, I just can't. I can't think
Speaker 2: about him too much because there's too many other things. No,
Speaker 2: I know, I just I just want to make sure
Speaker 2: you're not trying to erase him. I could never erase him.
Speaker 2: Heause in my heart I want him to feel seen. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: So John goes to La La Land and just a place. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a coffee place and it's delicious. There's one in Hollywood,
Speaker 2: who and there's one in Santa Monica. And I'm a
Speaker 2: big fan. And you guys come, I don't know if
Speaker 2: it's all over California, but I am such a fan
Speaker 2: of this coffee place.
Speaker 1: It's funny that you said Santa Monica, because I was
Speaker 1: I've never seen this place, but I go. I said,
Speaker 1: by the way, how are they just out shopping and
Speaker 1: lunching in maybe Santa Monica right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes, and they are, and it's wonderful. They're lattes. We
Speaker 2: are not sponsored by them, but I have to tell
Speaker 2: you this is like, this is my number one go
Speaker 2: to coffee place.
Speaker 3: Now, do they make good elks?
Speaker 2: They have, they make good everything, but everything's very bright
Speaker 2: and yellow and they're always playing like French music. Inside
Speaker 2: it just feels feels nicer. It feels nice, and they
Speaker 2: just make a good coffee like it's just they have
Speaker 2: a good pain whatever. Okay, listen. So she goes there
Speaker 2: and Trista shows up just straight from her Ayahuasca trip.
Speaker 2: So she just rolls on in, just straight from wherever
Speaker 2: South America where she disappeared to for a long time.
Speaker 1: They just hault Trista out for every freaking bachelor thing
Speaker 1: because she's one of the very few bachelorettes that actually
Speaker 1: is still in a relationship. Right, it's successful. But remember
Speaker 1: she I looked at her age. She's not much younger
Speaker 1: than Joan. So she's fifty too or something. She's in
Speaker 1: her fifties. Yeah, I know she's the first season.
Speaker 2: Yes, but you know she comes in and they kind
Speaker 2: of make it seem like, oh, she's gonna come in.
Speaker 2: The youth comes in to tell let me tell you
Speaker 2: everything I know from my time. Nah, they're about they're
Speaker 2: they're a little far apart, but not really, but I
Speaker 2: just thought it was funny if she just comes right
Speaker 2: out of her ayahuasca and she's like, she's like, Joan,
Speaker 2: I saw a raccoon with my shaman and they told
Speaker 2: me to tell you, Joan that you need to let
Speaker 2: your walls down. Joe's like, go back, what do you mean, shaman?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Actually, Joan's too boring to
Speaker 2: even ask. She'd be like, Okay, cool, thanks. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The thing that tuck to me about Trista was that
Speaker 1: her thing. I feel like they pre produced her and
Speaker 1: they're like, what's your thing going to be? And she's
Speaker 1: going to be like they're gonna say, why don't you
Speaker 1: share with Joan your regrets from your season? Well, why
Speaker 1: would she have regrets? She picked the guy that was
Speaker 1: in love with her and they are married and have
Speaker 1: childre and they've been married like twenty years. So like
Speaker 1: when she's like, yeah, I was in my head a
Speaker 1: lot and I really wish I'd done some things different,
Speaker 1: Like I wish i'd shared that I was falling in
Speaker 1: love with Ryan. Well, because she's like, he shared that
Speaker 1: with me. It's like, but you did say.
Speaker 3: The rules back then too.
Speaker 2: You weren't supposed to say it back right, Remember remember
Speaker 2: back in the day, that was the big deal. Like
Speaker 2: obviously producer said, you can't say anything, can't let anybody know.
Speaker 3: Even if you know, you never know, so you can't
Speaker 3: say it.
Speaker 2: And then at one point somebody was like, fuck that,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say whatever I want, right. I think that
Speaker 2: was Colton Higgins, Ben Higgins, Oh, Ben Higgins with Courtney.
Speaker 1: No, that was Ben Flag. Ben Higgins was the one
Speaker 1: who had jojo and.
Speaker 3: Lauren right yeah, sure, and told them both he was
Speaker 3: in love with them. What if while Trista and Joan
Speaker 3: were having this coffee, like John the Hawk swoops in
Speaker 3: and like just grabs takes one of their lattes, right,
Speaker 3: like it just comes down, takes a lot to and
Speaker 3: they're like, God, damn it, John.
Speaker 2: But that's the only only sign that Jon's like, No,
Speaker 2: that wasn't John, that was a different Hawk. That was
Speaker 2: a different Hawk. I think that was John's frat fraternity
Speaker 2: friend who also died young. I can't quite tell the difference,
Speaker 2: but he's just was such a prankster. I can see
Speaker 2: her doing that, and trist is like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I get it. I saw a lot of that in
Speaker 2: South America. I totally get it. These hawks just come down.
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's how I sound. That's how a hawk
Speaker 2: sounds to me. I wish you did a hawk sound
Speaker 2: effect for that. How does a hawk?
Speaker 3: Wait? Hold on?
Speaker 2: You keep going, you talk, You tell us about the
Speaker 2: date card while I find a hawk.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: So Joan finds a way to bring John back into it.
Speaker 3: Trist's.
Speaker 1: Jon's like, I need to open up more, but it's
Speaker 1: just hard when there's multiple guys.
Speaker 3: I still love John.
Speaker 1: I still love John, but maybe John John.
Speaker 3: Do you hear me talking about John? Are you there? Oh?
Speaker 3: That's no hold on. It's going to come when it comes,
Speaker 3: So don't worry. It'll cut. You'll just be when you
Speaker 3: least expect it. Okay, She's like, I still love John. She's,
Speaker 3: oh my god, you John, John, stop it. I'm not
Speaker 3: mad at you. You're being crazy, all right. That is terrifying.
Speaker 1: So so Jones, like, I know John told me that
Speaker 1: I could move on like before he died. He said
Speaker 1: I could, but I still feel guilty. But it's time
Speaker 1: for the date card and Keith gets the one on
Speaker 1: one as we're calling it now. I was shocked that
Speaker 1: Mark didn't get the one on one, but then I wrote, gosh,
Speaker 1: maybe he'll get the second one on the show. So
Speaker 1: someone on Facebook said that Keith looks like Harvey Weinstein,
Speaker 1: and now that person can fuck off because now I
Speaker 1: only see Harvey Weinstein when I.
Speaker 3: Look at him. Well, let me help that person.
Speaker 2: Who if you're listening, just replace Harvey Weinstein with John
Speaker 2: c Riley that at least he's a very friendly, talented man.
Speaker 3: Just see that. Yeah, it's not the looks of him.
Speaker 2: I mean true though she as we saw you know, spoiler,
Speaker 2: she definitely has a type. The last men standing are
Speaker 2: exactly You could interchange them with my face blindness, and
Speaker 2: I could not tell you if they weren't talking, I
Speaker 2: couldn't tell you who is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she has a type and Keith isn't quite there.
Speaker 2: But beyond that, they're just he's kind of goofy, and
Speaker 2: he's like a kind of trips over his own legs
Speaker 2: and he's a little sweaty, and he's just like, he's
Speaker 2: not the dude. And I don't think he's into her,
Speaker 2: as I've said, So whatever, they get a dumb helicopter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's into her because she's kind of
Speaker 1: cold with him. Her whole thing is like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you prove to me. I think she's you know, people
Speaker 1: that constantly talk about what givers they are and how
Speaker 1: like I just always take care of other people are
Speaker 1: oftentimes not those people. They see themselves that way. But
Speaker 1: it's possible that Joan's a little cold because she.
Speaker 2: Like people say they're empaths are just they're just nuts.
Speaker 2: You say it. I mean, if you are one, you
Speaker 2: are one. But if you're just like I'm just at EmPATH.
Speaker 3: I just feel I can't really deal with your issues
Speaker 3: right now because I'm just like feeling it too hard.
Speaker 3: Well that's not very nice. I just feel too much
Speaker 3: of every feeling too much.
Speaker 2: So yeah, therefore, like your issues, like, I can't, I
Speaker 2: can't take them on because it's really I just don't
Speaker 2: know where.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just exhausts me. Just needs some more time
Speaker 3: for me. Yeah, I've got to read. I can't. I okay.
Speaker 2: So so they go on their dumb helicopter and then
Speaker 2: they fly over the pool where the guys are looking good.
Speaker 2: They're looking I like that. The guys are all like, well,
Speaker 2: she's on a date. Let's get in the pool. That
Speaker 2: was cute, But Chock is getting very aggressive and jealous
Speaker 2: and like he doesn't like it, but you know, it
Speaker 2: just means you really likes her though.
Speaker 1: Right, Chalk is like, do I want her to have
Speaker 1: a good time?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Do I want her to send Keith home? Yes?
Speaker 1: If Joan picks Keith, I'll support that. And by support
Speaker 1: I mean I'll offer him a delicious chocolate chip cookie,
Speaker 1: but there's arsenic in it and he'll die horrible death.
Speaker 1: Ye have fun, guys, he's so mad.
Speaker 2: Do I want Keith to go on living in this world? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess. I mean I won't be friends with them.
Speaker 2: Do I want him to be in this house anymore
Speaker 2: and be competition? No?
Speaker 3: You don't want to punch him in the face sometimes
Speaker 3: when he's with her? Yes? Will it improve his face? Maybe? Oh, Chop,
Speaker 3: that's rude.
Speaker 2: That's a rude thing to say, And I will not
Speaker 2: have that on my show.
Speaker 3: Absolutely not, Chock, Stop at Chalk.
Speaker 1: But back to to cut that out back the commenter,
Speaker 1: Keith is just sitting there so stiff. He's got his
Speaker 1: arms like by his side, like really tight by his side,
Speaker 1: and Jone's just sitting there and I'm like, Keith, put
Speaker 1: your arm around her, hold her hand, do something.
Speaker 3: He won't.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is the best, the best part though. So
Speaker 1: they fly to Napa to go wine tasting, and then
Speaker 1: as soon as they meet the couple who's going to
Speaker 1: host them, it's like a couple. The lady goes into
Speaker 1: shake Keith's hand, and he goes in for a hug.
Speaker 3: Did you need that?
Speaker 1: And the lady audibly gasps and she goes, oh, okay
Speaker 1: and gives them a hug.
Speaker 3: And I have been there. Has that ever happened to you?
Speaker 3: On which side you go in the keys? Yes?
Speaker 1: So when I okay, so when I dropped lb off,
Speaker 1: did I tell you this? When I dropped her off
Speaker 1: of college? So I brought her. I was moving her
Speaker 1: into college, and I was meeting She's got she's living
Speaker 1: in an apartment with eight there's eight of them. So
Speaker 1: I'm meeting a bunch of parents and we're all kind
Speaker 1: of we're all excited, but I'm like, you know, Jack
Speaker 1: du I'm like jazzed. I'm like, oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: college move in day, and I am a hugger. So
Speaker 1: I meet the first her actual roommate in her bedroom. Right,
Speaker 1: So there's four bedrooms and two in each bedroom. So
Speaker 1: the girl that's in her bedroom, I meet the mom,
Speaker 1: I give her a hug, and then I meet the
Speaker 1: dad and I just go in from and he does
Speaker 1: the thing of like he's gonna shake my hand, but
Speaker 1: I went in for the hug and it was it
Speaker 1: was and then it was too late because I was
Speaker 1: already going in for the hug. So he did the thing.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, oh, I gave me a hug,
Speaker 1: And it was so freaking awkward that I had to
Speaker 1: literally say something about it because when I went to
Speaker 1: meet the other dad in the bedroom next door, I
Speaker 1: just shook his hand and then I made a comment
Speaker 1: to the first to the dad that I hugged.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't go and notice I didn't not go in
Speaker 1: for the hug with that one go, I start making
Speaker 1: more awkward.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, what is fine? Yes? Do you think
Speaker 3: is impossible?
Speaker 2: He was Orthodox Jewish and you hadn't taken your niva
Speaker 2: or whatever the bath that you're supposed to read. Were
Speaker 2: you on your period? Well, I hugged him to a sheet,
Speaker 2: so you can guys if you don't know, and we
Speaker 2: are Jewish. That's a thing in Orthodox Judaism. You can't
Speaker 2: hug somebody else's husband if you're like a woman, you
Speaker 2: cannot do that. You're not supposed to do that. And
Speaker 2: so maybe you had a little bit of the period
Speaker 2: blood on you.
Speaker 3: It's it's possible, So it's you have it. Let's just say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So these California hippies, yeah, I didn't notice the
Speaker 2: hug thing, but they were just sort of two people
Speaker 2: that were just trotted out from some kind of weird thing.
Speaker 1: The guy had hair past his shoulders. He definitely does
Speaker 1: some tantric sex workshops foreshore at the side of this property.
Speaker 1: He's like, here's a glass of wine.
Speaker 2: It's a rose. It's called love garden. Yeah, it's love love,
Speaker 2: but it's love. But okay, And so she's being very
Speaker 2: her oh the way she was talking. She's like, I
Speaker 2: like Keith, I like him. I don't know if he's
Speaker 2: ready to go on this journey. Everything's just kind of
Speaker 2: like this, Keith, I don't know. Maybe no, the answer
Speaker 2: is no, you don't like him. We don't have to
Speaker 2: do this right, you know. And then Joan always making
Speaker 2: it about herself.
Speaker 3: She's like, yes, how long have you guys been married?
Speaker 3: They're like thirty two years.
Speaker 2: She goes, oh yeah, John, John and I were married. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if he'd lived, but he died.
Speaker 3: Do you know that? My husband dies so mad in
Speaker 3: that moment. We can't like that because that goes back
Speaker 3: to what I've been saying, we both in this whole time,
Speaker 3: Like every single thing she makes back about her like literally,
Speaker 3: how long thirty two ers? Oh yeah, that's weird. That's
Speaker 3: just a weird triggering need too. Yeah, to that bird,
Speaker 3: I was to see that hawk. I was married to
Speaker 3: that bird. Yep, he's flying. He's flying over our head
Speaker 3: right now. He's looking out for me. My husband's still
Speaker 3: looking up for me. Oh my god, when did when
Speaker 3: did he pass? Uh? I don't know?
Speaker 2: Okay, oh John, No, this isn't like that's not huge, John, Like, John,
Speaker 2: you gotta go do your own thing. You got to
Speaker 2: go take care of Joan. She's really seriously going out.
Speaker 2: You cannot show up in my apartment like this. It's
Speaker 2: just crazy. Yes, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So, so back at the mansion, Mark is sad and
Speaker 1: he's like he's reflective.
Speaker 3: He's like, I lost Denise six and a half years ago.
Speaker 3: I still miss her so much. Oh my god, is
Speaker 3: that a butterfly? Holy fucking shit, that's unny bird. That's Denise.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, we haven't gotten to him saying that because
Speaker 1: he's talking about the butterfly thing. Oh right, about how
Speaker 1: Kelsey saw a butterfly and said that that's what she
Speaker 1: thinks is her mom. He sees a hummingbird. I don't
Speaker 1: know why he and Kelsey can't be on the same page. Yes,
Speaker 1: so do ghosts jump species? I guess they can.
Speaker 3: Remember.
Speaker 2: Okay, remember an Atari adventure? Did you ever play Atari Adventure?
Speaker 3: No? Okay, Well, there's like this little square. This will
Speaker 3: be worth it.
Speaker 2: There's like a little square and you're the square and
Speaker 2: you have to go get the golden goblet out of
Speaker 2: one of the castles.
Speaker 3: And there's lots of mazes and people know what I'm
Speaker 3: talking about.
Speaker 2: But there's also a bat and sometimes that bat will
Speaker 2: pick you up, and you don't want to be picked
Speaker 2: up by the back because I'll just carry you to
Speaker 2: a castle you don't want to be in, and you're like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, now have to get all the way
Speaker 2: back down.
Speaker 3: It's really a whole thing. And I guess my point
Speaker 3: is I was gonna say that.
Speaker 2: I think that the bat can shape shape shift, Now
Speaker 2: that I'm saying it out loud, he cannot. So you
Speaker 2: know what, turns out that story was unnecessary for what
Speaker 2: we're talking about here. But should the bat have been
Speaker 2: able to shape shift, it would have applied.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: It might have been able to though he could go
Speaker 2: through walls. That's interesting.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: So maybe Denise does take the form of a butterfly
Speaker 1: for Kelsey and take the form of a hummingbird for Mark.
Speaker 3: But guess what, I doubt it. Yeah, it seems confusing. Again.
Speaker 3: You don't know which is which is that hummingbird? Is
Speaker 3: that my dad? Is that Mussolini? Is that Denise?
Speaker 2: It can't tell you. So we don't know, right, and
Speaker 2: it's crazy. So they're setting Mark up to leave. I
Speaker 2: knew I called it last week. I called is that
Speaker 2: he's not gonna make it and he will be the
Speaker 2: next Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's what I believe. This is the whole thing.
Speaker 3: So he goes to.
Speaker 1: Pascal and he's crying and he's like, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I'm doing the right thing right. No, Denise used
Speaker 1: to hold out her hand for hummingbirds and they come
Speaker 1: to her hand. She wanted me to find love. And
Speaker 1: I was out there walking and this hummingbird came up
Speaker 1: and it was like she was saying.
Speaker 3: This is right, this is right. Yeah, yeah, the.
Speaker 1: Three but maybe Denise was saying, this is not right.
Speaker 3: Isn't that? Pols like you're in danger. You're in danger.
Speaker 1: Girl.
Speaker 3: Niece is like Pascal is. He's killed seventeen people, never
Speaker 3: found the people, and he was a main suspect to
Speaker 3: the fact that the Bachelor producers did not catch that
Speaker 3: literally was.
Speaker 2: In jail for like four years, but they couldn't find
Speaker 2: enough proof because he's like really good at that the best.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to have a shoe and you're on
Speaker 3: the heavy shoe that's with a red sole, and then
Speaker 3: they don't see the blood. Oh my god, did we
Speaker 3: all have another freaking crime on this show?
Speaker 1: Every time we are constantly solving crimes. But I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, Mark, you don't need to cheapen yourself
Speaker 1: by going on this show. You've been on the show,
Speaker 1: you're beloved. Go on the apps or let people slide
Speaker 1: in your dms.
Speaker 3: You are in season I'll do it right now. I'll
Speaker 3: do it right now.
Speaker 1: He is going to find and he is going to
Speaker 1: be the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. We called that from like week two.
Speaker 2: What's Mark's last name? Do we have any idea? But
Speaker 2: I am going to slide into his DMS right now.
Speaker 3: I don't know. If you're right back, you can find out.
Speaker 1: Just put put in Kelsey jo and insturreel.
Speaker 2: I don't need that. That's not my fault, that's just
Speaker 2: his Instagram. So on the back on the date, Joan
Speaker 2: is pressuring Keith. She's just like, wait, I have one
Speaker 2: more thing to say about the hummingbird really quick, just
Speaker 2: because so he's talking to Pascal about it, you know,
Speaker 2: and they're all everybody's getting teary eyed and emotional there.
Speaker 2: They've become good friends. And I thought it'd be funny
Speaker 2: if Pascal's like humming but I would like, ahamma and amma.
Speaker 2: He thinks hummingbirds are blow jobs. That's just a little joke.
Speaker 3: I wanted to get in there. I like it. That's
Speaker 3: all we needed to do.
Speaker 2: Wait and he took it as a sign, uh yeah,
Speaker 2: you took Oh that's right. The record scratch of him
Speaker 2: to be thinking he's going to go home, but he
Speaker 2: took it a sign that the hummingbirds like you should bang,
Speaker 2: Joan go banger, and he's like, I don't know why
Speaker 2: it's talking like Denise never used to talk like that. Okay,
Speaker 2: she's changed. He gets real Denise in the afterworld.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know what, maybe you're not the person
Speaker 1: I thought you were, right, So yeah, on the date,
Speaker 1: Joan is like, I know there's more. I know there's
Speaker 1: more to you, Like you're not just this big, stupid,
Speaker 1: dumb gold Yeah. I just want you, but you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to show it to me. And so Keith is
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, like you know, once you're twice, I
Speaker 1: guess I've been hurt. So I guess opening up about
Speaker 1: my dreams is kind of scary. Girl dad, girl dad,
Speaker 1: because like what if I have hopes and dreams but
Speaker 1: they don't come true and then it like hurts my
Speaker 1: heart And Joe.
Speaker 2: Goes I think he's trying to say. He's trying to say, like,
Speaker 2: don't hurt me, don't break my heart. I don't want
Speaker 2: to get too into this if you're not into it,
Speaker 2: That's what he's saying right right awkwardly.
Speaker 1: So she So then he tries, he really tries this angle.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, it's like with my marriage. The
Speaker 1: only help for addiction is the person's own internal like
Speaker 1: they have to want to get better, you know. So
Speaker 1: I had to take my kids away from that lady
Speaker 1: and now we haven't talked to her in like ten
Speaker 1: or twelve years.
Speaker 2: He fucking says that, And I got real, you know
Speaker 2: I feel about that, So, like, what are you? I
Speaker 2: don't know what she's like, but I whatever she is,
Speaker 2: if she's that bad of an addict or terrible person,
Speaker 2: whatever's going on, don't make it worse for her for
Speaker 2: the kids by exposing that. People in their lives know
Speaker 2: who he's talking about. So that's so shitty. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: so shitty. And it's probably not that black and white
Speaker 2: and whatever. They left, But like, so the kids haven't
Speaker 2: talked to her, you're not encouraging. I would have liked
Speaker 2: to hear Keith say like, I do encourage them to
Speaker 2: find you know, forgiveness and repair the relationship.
Speaker 3: No, he did't say anything like that up.
Speaker 2: Nope, that's seriously fucked up. And then to put that
Speaker 2: on national TV. I already didn't really like Keith, and
Speaker 2: now I really don't like Keith.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but but Keith has had to learn to hide
Speaker 1: his emotions. Cecily and Jones like, I so get that
Speaker 1: I have to hide my emotions too. Neither of you
Speaker 1: people should be on our TV screen.
Speaker 2: Then no, no, and then he goes in for like
Speaker 2: a little peck kiss. He's like, finally kind of kisses
Speaker 2: and she's like, I taste like wine. You taste like wine?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she was so she she was grossed out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she was pressed away aggressively a certain lady. She's aggressively,
Speaker 2: I mean, but she'll make out with Chalk. Who oh yeah.
Speaker 1: So back at the mansion, Chalk is still babbling about
Speaker 1: how like, you know, I mean, I've had a lot
Speaker 1: of time with her, like I get it, but like
Speaker 1: I could have more time with her, like I don't.
Speaker 1: I'd like to be on another one O one date
Speaker 1: with her. But Mark gets the final one oh one
Speaker 1: mm hmmm, yes, exciting. She's saved the best for last,
Speaker 1: Save the best for last.
Speaker 2: I found Mark's I found Mark, slide into his DM
Speaker 2: tell me what to say? Yes, I can message him
Speaker 2: right now. M Hey, there. Hey there, Santa Claus, Hey there, Daddy, Hey, daddy, Zaddie,
Speaker 2: just write zam zaddie. I feel like he would not
Speaker 2: right back to that. If I'm honest, I think you
Speaker 2: get one shot. He'd show it to Kelsey. You'd be like,
Speaker 2: what does this mean? And she'd be like, oh, Dad,
Speaker 2: she likes you. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not gonna write time.
Speaker 2: I've changed my mind. Although we did post something about
Speaker 2: bluebellt ice cream. I am a fan of that. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, you really should say something. What am I
Speaker 2: gonna say? What am I going to say? Hey, you
Speaker 2: weren't my number one, I'm not attracted to you. But
Speaker 2: Stephanie is. But she's married. I mean, what are we
Speaker 2: going to do with that?
Speaker 3: Say?
Speaker 1: Hey, I do a bachelor podcast and my podcast partner
Speaker 1: is obsessed with you.
Speaker 3: Thinks she look like Michael McDonald. I don't think that
Speaker 3: he would take that as a compliment. I think he
Speaker 3: looks like a young hot Captain Keim. That's what I think.
Speaker 3: We h the mansion men, the mighty crazy Mention men.
Speaker 3: I have to find that again.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll find it. It's too far back in my Yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll find it.
Speaker 3: So Pascal.
Speaker 2: Oh, Mark, get's the one on one and Pascal is
Speaker 2: so excited for him. I thought Pascal was going to
Speaker 2: make out with him. What is Mada.
Speaker 1: It's the cutest thing these guys. I am so with
Speaker 1: you on how supportive they are with each other. The
Speaker 1: problem is they're on some kind of like healing adventure
Speaker 1: on the lives. It's not really about Joan. None of
Speaker 1: this is about Joan. This is this is so much
Speaker 1: about like their This is like group therapy for the guys.
Speaker 1: And I can understand and later this is going to
Speaker 1: come back. But you can see why Joan would be like,
Speaker 1: none of this is really about me, Like I'm not
Speaker 1: here this is. This is about you guys bonding with
Speaker 1: each other, and that's nice, but that's not what I'm
Speaker 1: here for.
Speaker 2: But she never said that didn't happen in her case
Speaker 2: because I think she knew who she wanted right away.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's obviously I have called this for a
Speaker 2: while that it's chalk. I think it could be, could
Speaker 2: be Guy, I could be it could actually are right,
Speaker 2: it could be Jordan. We were sleeping a little bit
Speaker 2: on Jordan.
Speaker 1: Well, when we get there later in the show where
Speaker 1: we can take we can analyze a little bit the
Speaker 1: coming up.
Speaker 3: But first, well her is with me at that point, everybody,
Speaker 3: we are.
Speaker 2: From us to you good night. I mean, it's so beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's so beautiful. Oh, it's kind of it's so funny.
Speaker 2: I was looking up to. This is a different version.
Speaker 2: This when he's writing it, it's.
Speaker 3: You get a little peek behind the curtain. You just
Speaker 3: see the magic happening.
Speaker 1: It's the we are the Mansion Men sessions.
Speaker 2: It's almost done, Princeville, her Heart.
Speaker 3: This is a long version. Is this when they're all
Speaker 3: rolling their eyes? No, it's like unseen footage friendships. I
Speaker 3: picture it with like a pencil behind his ears. He does,
Speaker 3: he's writing.
Speaker 4: Almost done, all right?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: That was now that was behind the scenes, never before,
Speaker 2: you know, cut for time, as they'd say on SNL
Speaker 2: for a lot of times, because they're like, yeah, we
Speaker 2: would need another full hour actually, and ABC's not given
Speaker 2: it to us.
Speaker 3: I miss him so much. But they are very sweet
Speaker 3: to each other. And now they're going to go to
Speaker 3: Lucky Strike. Is that what's happening. That's their big group date.
Speaker 3: I don't know where that is.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's one in Hollywood. But I think they're all over. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's probably one in Santa Monica. I think this one
Speaker 2: seemed like it was.
Speaker 1: Kind of far away because I don't think they're shutting
Speaker 1: down the one in Hollywood for this.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it did sort of seem like maybe mar Vista, Yes,
Speaker 2: like some read it, yeah, like it's in a weird
Speaker 2: strip mall or whatever.
Speaker 3: And I just was like I just read.
Speaker 2: I am exhausted just looking at her, because she's always
Speaker 2: just like, Okay, yeah, we're bowling, get you bawling shoes?
Speaker 3: Yep, that shirts, Yeah, it's me Jim.
Speaker 1: Also, Joan wears such skinny jeans and I'm like, we
Speaker 1: get it, Joan, you weigh like four pounds like some
Speaker 1: and all the guys are wearing really tight jeans or
Speaker 1: tight pants.
Speaker 3: Did you notice that I didn't bother me. She's gotten
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know that. I don't care about.
Speaker 1: I just feel like she's narrowed it down to all
Speaker 1: guys with like good bodies and she's got a great body.
Speaker 1: And I was like, this is not real life. This
Speaker 1: is not real people in their sixties. These are guys
Speaker 1: who are obsessed with working out. We know that Pascal
Speaker 1: goes to the gym six times a week, right, and
Speaker 1: it's to me, it's like, well, so she likes that Jordan.
Speaker 1: We all know Jordan and his biceps. All these guys
Speaker 1: were like tight clothes. I'm sorry, but like regular people
Speaker 1: in their late sixties, like a lot of them are
Speaker 1: are not holding up as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's tough. I mean, in real life, you're
Speaker 3: gonna choose who you're attracted to.
Speaker 2: You're gonna like choose, You're gonna put it all together
Speaker 2: and want the right guy. But you're not gonna you're
Speaker 2: gonna you've got twenty four guys to choose from. You're
Speaker 2: gonna choose the ones you want to have sex with.
Speaker 2: It's only fair. Yeah, you know, just human nature, i'd say.
Speaker 2: But she's very like pointing everything out. She's like, there's beer,
Speaker 2: there's food, let's do it, Okay, let's go. Pascal is
Speaker 2: not having this. He's sort of annoyed. He has to
Speaker 2: put on for the first time. I have no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe, we do not have bowling in France, but
Speaker 1: you I will do this.
Speaker 3: You think these fingers in these holes? I this.
Speaker 2: Okay, of Hascal, we get it. You've done things. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: pegged people.
Speaker 1: Chalk, puts on reading glasses, but just for the bowling part.
Speaker 1: Like I under I understand putting on your readers for
Speaker 1: to look at.
Speaker 3: The menu or to be like, what kind of beer
Speaker 3: do you have on tap? With the score is yeah,
Speaker 3: why are you putting on.
Speaker 1: Your glasses for the actual rolling the ball? Do you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? Because either you wear glasses for
Speaker 1: distance or you don't. So if he wears glasses, then
Speaker 1: he would be wearing his glasses all the time and
Speaker 1: then taking them off to look at the menu. But
Speaker 1: it's the opposite. He's like, he's he's but it's so weird.
Speaker 1: I didn't notice that, but I did. I did notice.
Speaker 2: He's being obnoxious because he's really like owning her. He's
Speaker 2: marked his territory. He's got his hands and when even
Speaker 2: when they're all having conversations at the little bowling space,
Speaker 2: he's got his hands all. I mean, I mean he's
Speaker 2: kind of smart to do it. I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: see why not. At this point, he feels like he's
Speaker 2: dating her, he probably really likes her, and he's like, now,
Speaker 2: what's side of the bed you sleep on?
Speaker 1: He's going in for us if it's commercials. He puts
Speaker 1: his arm around her and eat he's pulling her in
Speaker 1: so that it's like they're sitting in a little cocoon,
Speaker 1: and he goes, can I take you home right now?
Speaker 3: And she would like, way, guy, we would like that
Speaker 3: if we liked that guy, if we were on the show,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't really be interested in that many people at
Speaker 3: this point.
Speaker 2: You'd have to do it for the thing, but you'd
Speaker 2: love the guy that was like, Cam, we just fuck off, Like, No,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't like that at all.
Speaker 1: I would think that I would That would make me
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable, And it's making her uncomfortable. She feels uncomfortable
Speaker 1: that he's doing that in front of all the other guys.
Speaker 1: She kind of pushes herself away from him, and then
Speaker 1: he doesn't read that sap that sign. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: what side of the bed do you like? And then
Speaker 1: I was like, well, she's actually giving him.
Speaker 3: She's like, well she goes into kindergarten in the bed,
Speaker 3: I'm on the right side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, are we in the doorway?
Speaker 3: Are we are you on the bed looking at the TV?
Speaker 1: Because in that case I would be the right my
Speaker 1: right but if I'm looking, if I'm in the doorway
Speaker 1: looking at the bed, then that I would be on the.
Speaker 3: She's like, I also have a sex wing.
Speaker 2: So if you're in the sex wing, it depends on
Speaker 2: the aerial view that you have, because I'd be on
Speaker 2: the left of the sex wing that hangs over my bed.
Speaker 1: Is that okay, chuck, okay? Oh, I can't even imagine
Speaker 1: her having any kind of sex wing. That would be
Speaker 1: him who has it. That's who has it. The ones
Speaker 1: you don't think those are the ones who have the
Speaker 1: sex wings. Guys are getting upset, and Jordan especially, Yes,
Speaker 1: but oh was it Jordan, which was the one that
Speaker 1: was like fucking chalk is doing like a full court
Speaker 1: press on Joan, like we get it, you're into her,
Speaker 1: take it easy, No, Jordan. Jordan was the one who's
Speaker 1: like pumped the brakes, dude, mm hmm. Yeah, they're not
Speaker 1: super happy about this and going to push back. I
Speaker 1: don't agree with you that she did. She was curled
Speaker 1: up in his arms, she was down for it. She
Speaker 1: was not doing much to make him go okay, well,
Speaker 1: I do have to talk to everybody. She didn't really
Speaker 1: do that. She was just she was just talking to him.
Speaker 1: Whatever he wanted, she got, she did it well. This
Speaker 1: is the episode where the guys are finally getting pissed
Speaker 1: at another guy. We're getting we're having a little villain
Speaker 1: our villain moment because even Jonathan, who usually is pretty
Speaker 1: nice and pretty chill about stuff, is like Chalk and
Speaker 1: Joan are like they're together, they seem like a couple.
Speaker 1: And then guy is like speaking for the group. He's like,
Speaker 1: look right, look, I gave Charles a lot of advice
Speaker 1: about his wife. He's like, I diagnosed, like what happened
Speaker 1: why his wife had some blood in her mouth? Like
Speaker 1: this is this is who I am. So I'll speak
Speaker 1: for you guys. Do you guys mind? Is everybody mind?
Speaker 1: If I I'm going to represent you.
Speaker 2: So he's like, Chalk, hey, Chock to give her some
Speaker 2: time with the other guys, and Chuk just doesn't.
Speaker 3: He doesn't care.
Speaker 2: He does not pay. He's like, uh huh, it's like
Speaker 2: a gnat on his on his arm. He does not care.
Speaker 1: No, And then he even says to camera he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm so into Joan. Oh can't be away for her
Speaker 1: for it, And I don't fucking care. I'm gonna be honor.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honor like white on Rice.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't care what the other guys do. That's their problem.
Speaker 2: I'm worried about me and don't right right, So so
Speaker 2: then so then Jonathan, this move on. Would this be
Speaker 2: a good place to do our shouts?
Speaker 3: Yes, actually, you guys, just so you know again, because
Speaker 3: they're giving us so much, we're going to give you
Speaker 3: so much.
Speaker 2: So this is our part one for ending our part
Speaker 2: one and do not forget. Part two is going to
Speaker 2: be put up at the same time. So just go
Speaker 2: find it right now. Yeah, whatever you want. We don't
Speaker 2: have to do it right now. Whatever you want, I
Speaker 2: think you should, they're gonna be at the same time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's good to do it right now.
Speaker 3: But like if you've got work to do, like we understand,
Speaker 3: I'm just not trying to boss you. I just don't
Speaker 3: want to boss them like you know.
Speaker 2: Like a chalk like chalk like chalk would chuck would
Speaker 2: be like you're mine, we're together.
Speaker 3: But before we.
Speaker 1: Go, let us say hello to some special people. We
Speaker 1: have a new one. Yes, Happy Calman, Welcome Kathy Calman.
Speaker 1: You are now a mansion man. Thank you for joining
Speaker 1: our friends Don Lee, Sarah Baker, Jenny Harden, and Jane McMurray.
Speaker 3: Thank you for being here.
Speaker 5: And Adams see welcome Bomb.
Speaker 2: We love you so much. Thank you for being here.
Speaker 2: At this level, that's where you get shouts. But if
Speaker 2: you want to go to the five dollars level, you'll
Speaker 2: just get everything. You just get all the bonuses, you know,
Speaker 2: like hundreds of them. I'd say, yep, so many bonuses.
Speaker 2: Boneye the Boneye. And also let's just have a shout
Speaker 2: out for Ashan Vajpay. He's hot, he's got a new baby,
Speaker 2: and he wants to tell you all about Rotary dot org.
Speaker 3: The Rotary Club. It's not just for like, it's not
Speaker 3: just for mansion men. It's for everybody.
Speaker 2: It's for it mostly for mansion men. I mean no,
Speaker 2: it's for it's for everyone. It's to bring communities together.
Speaker 2: It's not like what it used to be. Brings local
Speaker 2: communities together and how ways that you can give back
Speaker 2: to your community.
Speaker 3: I think it's awesome Rotary dot Org. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, our friend Laura Stewart has something called Aspire Counseling
Speaker 1: of Denver and the website is Denver brainspotting dot com.
Speaker 1: And it's a practice it's for They specialize in trauma
Speaker 1: work and they do this thing called remote brain mapping,
Speaker 1: and they give you a headset and you get neurofeedback
Speaker 1: and coaching services. And you don't have to live there.
Speaker 1: You don't have to be in Colorado. You can be
Speaker 1: anywhere in the US. So go to Denver brainspotting dot com. Also,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you about Adam Lerner. He's a car broker.
Speaker 1: He takes all the pain out of getting a new car.
Speaker 1: It's such a hassle to go test drive cars, try
Speaker 1: to make a deal in a dealership, try to make
Speaker 1: a deal online. He will cut all that out and
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Speaker 1: Yeah all right, everybody, we will see you in a
Speaker 1: few minutes for part two.
Speaker 2: Yes, please join. There's gonna be a little surprise. A
Speaker 2: little surprise is going to show up.
Speaker 3: Bye bye,