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<v Speaker 1>Direct, I just do something. Oh it's live, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Time is money?

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<v Speaker 2>I get That's not what I was saying. All I

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<v Speaker 2>was trying to say is that we are alive. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the Opie Radio podcast. And I'm late because I'm cramping.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm cramping. I might need some lady sticks.

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<v Speaker 3>You got any lady sticks in that wood paddling basement

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<v Speaker 3>of yours and the story queens, because I might need

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<v Speaker 3>some lady sticks because I'm cramping like it's my like

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<v Speaker 3>it's my time of the month.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>You know when they say don't eat the lettuce, when

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<v Speaker 3>they say, you know, you might not want to eat

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<v Speaker 3>the eggs because there's been.

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<v Speaker 2>A recall on both. Maybe you should, Maybe you should listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>My sister in law came over with with the kids

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<v Speaker 3>and my brother and we had a glorious little family

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<v Speaker 3>time this past weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>She had a nice summer salad ron and there was

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<v Speaker 2>the summer sound a night.

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<v Speaker 1>Hard boiled eggs and a big thing of green lettuce.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, Ron, if you ever say in this wa again,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't do this with you a tune in this swah.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it too sophisticated? All the mag is out there.

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<v Speaker 3>What people don't understand is, uh, you know, Ron's in

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<v Speaker 3>a wood paddeling basement these days, But he grew up

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<v Speaker 3>pretty fucking rich.

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<v Speaker 2>You lived on Beacon Hill.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't live on Beacon Hill unless your parents have

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of money round. That's why you say the

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<v Speaker 3>tune in a swaw the tune SWA.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm cramping because.

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<v Speaker 3>I had uh, I had my sister in law's summer salad.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess they really mean business with this. Don't eat

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<v Speaker 3>lettuce because I got cramps are on and I got

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<v Speaker 3>noises coming from my gut like there's a demon living

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<v Speaker 3>in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, wait a minute, Wait a minute. So there's a

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<v Speaker 1>recall on lettuce, Yes, due to explosive diarrhea. Yes, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a recall on eggs, yes, dude of semonella. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>you decide to eat both?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, because I'm off the sugar. As you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what I gotta do with anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, I'm up to uh watch seven

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<v Speaker 3>four days without sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>What does that have to do with anything?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you realize sugar is in everything.

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<v Speaker 3>These bitches with their sugar all they want to get

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<v Speaker 3>is addicted.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what you learn. So my thing is no added sugar.

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<v Speaker 3>If there's a little natural sugar in something, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll take I'll take that.

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<v Speaker 2>So you realize it's hard to eat, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Like fruits, vegetables, summer salads and eggs are your friend.

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<v Speaker 3>And I got dude, I'm cramping so bad it hurts,

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<v Speaker 3>it hurts so much, roddy babes. And then of course

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<v Speaker 3>I drank the I drank the pepto bismol. So now

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<v Speaker 3>like it ain't coming out now, it's like now it's like,

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<v Speaker 3>just what what happens when you do the pepto bismol?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that making everything all tight, tight and consistent. So

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a My gut is a mess. Ron That's how

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<v Speaker 3>we start today, all right. I just got the goat

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<v Speaker 3>Trophy A thousand jewels. Thank you, Savory side salad, A

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<v Speaker 3>thousand jewels.

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<v Speaker 2>I take that thousands is I think that's.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that's zero point seventy five of a penny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's well, you know, seven five of a penny.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and we got we got our stuff scrolling across

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<v Speaker 2>the top.

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<v Speaker 3>It's uh my PayPal's opie radio and then of course

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<v Speaker 3>you got den bout Roddy and the fans were very

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<v Speaker 3>nice to ben Mo Ronnie. But let's continue being nice

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<v Speaker 3>to ben Mo Ronnie.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it?

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<v Speaker 3>It's Ronald Dash Berman Dash nine and Ron I think

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<v Speaker 3>we got to put another another thing on on today's show.

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<v Speaker 2>A bounty, all right, a bounty. If we don't make

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<v Speaker 2>let's lower it a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Ron. If we don't make one hundred dollars today, there's

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<v Speaker 3>no show tomorrow. Is that fair allows one hundred dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>If we don't get one hundred dollars today, then there's

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<v Speaker 3>no show tomorrow. Because I'm trying to buy a cover

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<v Speaker 3>from my grill. Are you onto the whole grill controversy?

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<v Speaker 3>I went to I went to the home.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know what grill.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't grill? How about in the driveway?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I gotta move it every time the car

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<v Speaker 1>comes in the car.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you're moving it.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't take long to barbecue some dogs for you

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<v Speaker 3>and your roommate.

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<v Speaker 2>Why not the Joyce summer Rod and Joyant.

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<v Speaker 1>With a nice explosive diarrhea, Seminila Tuna.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not that I think I say if I have

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<v Speaker 3>to because I do like ordering that. At at some

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<v Speaker 3>of these joints, I will say, tune in the swap. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I won't say in the swap, tune in this tuna

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<v Speaker 3>that tone of thing. That's right though, Hey, you know

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<v Speaker 3>that toneate thing on the salad with the egg and thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I want one of those. Let's just say tuning the

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<v Speaker 2>swap when the rest of this live stream.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, we might as well talk about the

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<v Speaker 1>swan France and Spain. No, dude, there's not gonna do there.

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<v Speaker 4>They're burning down. There's no more France in Spain.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are they burning down? Now?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't watch the news, na, the news is just depressing.

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<v Speaker 3>Why would I watch the I had.

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<v Speaker 1>To evacuate almost a million people, and like the fire

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<v Speaker 1>is only thirty miles away from Madrid.

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<v Speaker 4>It's wildfires in the history of Europe.

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<v Speaker 3>Wildfires. All right, Well, you know, good luck to those people.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, no one wanted to pay attention to global warming,

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<v Speaker 3>so now we have to deal with it. Now we

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<v Speaker 3>have to deal with it because no one wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>deal with the global warming. For decades, they warned us,

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<v Speaker 3>and now things are getting out of fucking control. Simple

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<v Speaker 3>as that. But back to my grill I need. If

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<v Speaker 3>I don't get one hundred dollars today, no show tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I had no problem take it tomorrow, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to use one hundred dollars to get a

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<v Speaker 3>grill cover. Because I went to a home depot. I

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<v Speaker 3>got the grill in the box. I put it together

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<v Speaker 3>with my my kids. Instead of getting the web, I

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<v Speaker 3>could have got the webby grilled.

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<v Speaker 2>They would have delivered it and everything all nice round.

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<v Speaker 3>But instead I got a box, a grill in a box, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I put the thing together.

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<v Speaker 3>But for some reason, this uh, in this uh, this

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<v Speaker 3>new world we live in, when you buy a product,

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<v Speaker 3>you you.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't get everything. You don't get everything.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't understand how we allow this as a society,

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<v Speaker 3>that you don't get everything. And in this case, got

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<v Speaker 3>the grill in the box. You would think you would

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<v Speaker 3>come with a cover for your grill.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that's extra. What do you mean that's extra buying

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<v Speaker 2>the grill? Give me everything I need for the grill.

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<v Speaker 3>So then I see it on the wall ron it's

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred dollars. I'm like, I ain't paying no one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred dollars for a grill cover. Go fuck yourself. That's

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<v Speaker 3>like almost half the price of the actual grill. So

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<v Speaker 3>I went home with out the grill cover and uh,

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<v Speaker 3>fast forward a month later. My grill is already rusting.

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<v Speaker 3>So if the people are kind today and we make

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<v Speaker 3>a one hundred dollars, there will be a show tomorrow

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<v Speaker 3>and my grill won't rust anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all we're looking for in this damn thing. We're

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<v Speaker 3>not looking again rich right round. We just want a

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<v Speaker 3>few bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me put my nosetra rawnie hat on. Yes, if

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be like last week, have a good day.

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<v Speaker 4>Tomorrow, everybody, we won't be on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. We tried this last Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, this is what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't do a show well because this is.

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<v Speaker 3>Very, very tiring, Oh my god, so to do four

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<v Speaker 3>four shows a week instead of five everyone else, this

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<v Speaker 3>is so tiring that they do one episode a week,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe two episodes a week, because this is so.

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<v Speaker 2>Tiring and so hard. So you know, if if we

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<v Speaker 2>take tomorrow off, so be it. But how are you

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<v Speaker 2>Ronny Babes?

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<v Speaker 3>Enough about me and my my stomach cramps and my

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<v Speaker 3>rusting grill. But I'm in the city to check on

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<v Speaker 3>the apartment, and uh, I get my bills and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I left. Uh can you tell? I haven't talked

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<v Speaker 2>to anybody in the last in the last day, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very I can.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell because you just said enough about me, what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on with you, Ronny Babes, and you literally went right

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<v Speaker 1>back to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very I've been here almost a full day.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't I haven't even talked out loud, So I'm

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<v Speaker 3>chatty now.

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<v Speaker 2>But I came back to the New York City apartment

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<v Speaker 2>to check it on things. The boy. I'm glad I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you there by yourself or the families by myself?

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<v Speaker 2>Just quick in and out? We got Amazon packages, I

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<v Speaker 2>got bills, no dog no doggie.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh. I just want to make sure that my apartment's okay,

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<v Speaker 3>because every time we leave for an extended period of time.

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<v Speaker 2>I come back and there's a major fucking.

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<v Speaker 3>Issue in this place, and it's usually the building and

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<v Speaker 3>not us.

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<v Speaker 2>Could be a guy that left.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, is foss it on upstairs and there

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<v Speaker 3>was a waterfall through my living room.

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<v Speaker 2>People might remember that if they're regular listeners to.

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<v Speaker 3>This fine podcast, then I had a steam pipe boss

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<v Speaker 3>even though we had all our shit turned off in

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<v Speaker 2>Things like that, so we're a little paranoid. So I

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<v Speaker 2>come in once a month Today's issue.

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<v Speaker 3>I took on a little hobby where I make my

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<v Speaker 3>own sour dough ron and my wife's just polite because

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<v Speaker 3>she loves her sour dough bread.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, hey, I'll get a kit and i'll make

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<v Speaker 2>sour dough for you. And so far it's been a

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<v Speaker 2>buster route.

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<v Speaker 3>But I left the sour dough starter in the oven

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<v Speaker 3>because you got to keep your sour dough kind of

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<v Speaker 3>in a warm place. So there's we have a We

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<v Speaker 3>have an oven we barely use, so I put it

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<v Speaker 2>I don't turn the oven on nothing. It just stays

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<v Speaker 2>a little warmer in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh boy, I forgot about it and I opened up

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<v Speaker 3>the oven and U now my apartment smells like someone

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<v Speaker 3>died in here. That's sour dough starters. Do joke if

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<v Speaker 3>you don't take care of it and you leave it

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<v Speaker 3>laying around. Oh but we might have to get this

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<v Speaker 3>place fumigated. It stinks to high hell in here. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>Enough about me, ron back to you.

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<v Speaker 4>You just said that last time.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're gonna jump.

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<v Speaker 1>You left a sour dough package like the starter kit

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<v Speaker 2>Starter.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you put it in a jar and it grows, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and then you take fifty percent away and it grows more,

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<v Speaker 2>But I learned the hard way that you probably shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>smells horrendous.

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<v Speaker 1>You're breathing in spores of Thanks, Ron, Like there's spores

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 4>What if they start geminating, germinating.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the cramping is insane. It is absolutely insane.

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<v Speaker 3>So uh, and I'm one day behind my my wife

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<v Speaker 3>because she was complaining, I'm like that, man, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. You had fucking salad. You're not supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>elon musk Dodge. They got it down. There's only there's

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<v Speaker 1>have eighteen investigators for them, for the drug and Food

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<v Speaker 1>administration whatever. There's only two people now where we don't

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<v Speaker 1>We're never going to find the source. Well, smoke them

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<v Speaker 1>if you got them.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>We're saving money, though, Ron, That's all that's important here.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't save us a lot of money in this country.

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<v Speaker 1>I just say something.

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<v Speaker 2>To enjoy your explosive diarrhea, Can I.

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<v Speaker 1>Just say something? You are now feeling the direct effects

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<v Speaker 1>of a doge cut all right.

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<v Speaker 4>Right now, this is this is a direct correlation.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not having enough people on the ground and now

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<v Speaker 1>one of our national measures in the radio.

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<v Speaker 4>World has cramps. Thanks Ron, he gave the post.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew you were talking about.

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<v Speaker 4>Look at you. Oh you're all willing look Oh my god, look.

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<v Speaker 1>At me, My god. Oh I might need some.

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<v Speaker 2>Ladies sticks though, for real, because I'm cray.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. Yes, maybe someone could throw some

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<v Speaker 4>And doctor pimple.

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck, dude, it's like massive.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, pop that right on the show man.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll get big numbers. Why do you get.

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<v Speaker 3>I know why you're using the suntann lotion. It's clogging

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you think that's the reason. Hell yeah, oh you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, you're too old.

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<v Speaker 3>For pimples, so you're blocking your true too too much

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<v Speaker 3>suntann lotion and you're blocking your pores.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you got you gotta.

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<v Speaker 1>It could be from my location I worked.

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<v Speaker 3>I worked with a guy his fucking he had these

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<v Speaker 3>golf balls all.

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<v Speaker 2>Over his face. Oh it was disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>People from people would literally dry heave when they saw him.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it was gross and that they would sweat it

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<v Speaker 2>leak dude.

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<v Speaker 1>We had one, yeah, we had one guy in high school.

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<v Speaker 1>He had severe acne and like he would pop it

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<v Speaker 4>Out and then he I'm gonna throw up.

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<v Speaker 1>He ate it once for twenty bucks, all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>right right, he put it on his finger like it

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<v Speaker 1>was disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>Run thank you, But that's all it is. You clogged

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<v Speaker 3>the poor with your son Tanos.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, so the big story today today is the Lebron James.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm learning a lot more about this Lebron James. You

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<v Speaker 3>know that he signed for barely any money because no

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<v Speaker 3>LA and LA looked at him like, we ain't giving

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<v Speaker 3>you a shit next year. You could stay, but we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna give you a couple of bill That's about it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's taken the league minimum.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's why the decision took so long, because they

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<v Speaker 3>really thought that a team was gonna pay top dollar

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<v Speaker 3>for Lebron. That's the only reason this took so long.

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<v Speaker 3>He settled on Philly. It's coming out. He wanted the

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<v Speaker 3>Knicks badly. He wanted to be on the Knicks, but

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<v Speaker 3>with the Knicks winning a championship, they're like, nah, we're good.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't need you reckon our chemistry. Now we're good.

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<v Speaker 2>Even if we never win another championship, we're good. We

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<v Speaker 1>No, he said, if the Knicks didn't win the championship,

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<v Speaker 1>he would be playing with the Knicks this year. And

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<v Speaker 1>he's no, he never wants a Knicks won. He never

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<v Speaker 1>offered like, hey, I want to play, he said, he never.

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<v Speaker 1>He never made that attempt anymore because he said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's too late now. I'm not gonna suck out. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to fuck up the chemistry.

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<v Speaker 3>No, And because the odds of repeating as a champion

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<v Speaker 3>in the NBA is slim.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's thinking to himself, if I'm chasing.

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<v Speaker 3>Another ring, the Knicks got their rings, so it's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be a hard thing to repeat over there. So I

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<v Speaker 3>gotta look at other teams. So he settled on Philly.

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<v Speaker 3>He's going to live in New York City. He loves

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<v Speaker 3>Philly so much. Ron He's like, you know what, I

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<v Speaker 2>They got a good team.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm a big fan of Philly and uh, but

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<v Speaker 3>he doesn't want to live there.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't want to live there, So he's going to

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<v Speaker 2>commute from New York City.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, first of all, let's he's gonna live part time

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<v Speaker 1>in New York City.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, part time means during the season, you understand.

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<v Speaker 1>And he will be commuting from New York City to

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<v Speaker 1>the games in Philly, right via helicopter.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, forty five minute helicopter ride. Nothing, but you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to make fun of that.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I learned that Wilt Chamberlain you remember the

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<v Speaker 3>great Wilt Chamberlain run. Yeah, he played for the Philadelphia

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<v Speaker 3>Warriors before the Philadelphia Warriors moved.

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<v Speaker 2>To Golden State, I would assume.

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<v Speaker 3>And then Philadelphia seventy Six's came into existence after the fact.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I'm not really sure about that history,

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<v Speaker 2>to be honest.

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<v Speaker 4>But they came with the ABA and then Irving.

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<v Speaker 1>Doctor J.

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor J and Magic Johnson and the merger. No but

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<v Speaker 2>oh no, Larry Bird.

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<v Speaker 1>No, what I'm trying to say is when the Philadelphia

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<v Speaker 1>seventy six ers, they originally were the a BA and

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<v Speaker 1>that's when they had Doctor J. And Doctor J was

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest star, like he was the biggest star, wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>in the NBA, was in the ABA, and then they merged, right, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Got it, So but whatever, I think I'm getting the

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<v Speaker 3>history wrong. But Will Chamberlain played for the Philadelphia Warriors

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<v Speaker 3>and he lived in New York City, so everyone is

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<v Speaker 3>like kind of going after Lebron James.

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<v Speaker 2>I love going after the Lebron James.

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<v Speaker 3>I think Philly's gonna eat him alive as soon as

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<v Speaker 3>he has that first bad game, They're gonna eat him alive.

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<v Speaker 2>Philly don't play.

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<v Speaker 3>But with that said, it's not fair to go after

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<v Speaker 3>Lebron because he's commuting from New York City next year

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<v Speaker 3>to play with the seventy six ers. Because back in

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<v Speaker 3>the day, Will Chamberlain had a hell of a year

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<v Speaker 3>with the Philadelphia Warriors. He lived on Sugric Park, which

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<v Speaker 3>is literally I could see it a few blocks from here.

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<v Speaker 2>He lived in New York when he played for Philadelphia.

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<v Speaker 3>And he took the train down because you know, the

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<v Speaker 3>helicopter thing that that wasn't didn't make as much sense

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<v Speaker 3>as it does today. So he took the train down

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<v Speaker 3>and every once in a while he would hit your

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<v Speaker 3>ride with Knick's players.

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<v Speaker 2>When the Knicks were playing down there in Philly. He

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<v Speaker 2>would actually hitch rides with the Nick players.

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<v Speaker 3>But he's another guy, high profile guy that actually commuted

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<v Speaker 2>So there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's the Eastern Conference Final right there.

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<v Speaker 2>Nick's Nick Nick sixers.

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<v Speaker 1>Nick sixer. That's the Eastern Conference Final.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah no, nah, yeah, And Bead's gonna get hurt within

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<v Speaker 3>the first week of the season, so they're gonna have

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<v Speaker 3>to deal with that horseshit. And they're also going to

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<v Speaker 3>realize that Lebron is way past his prime and they're

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<v Speaker 3>not getting the Lebron James that they thought.

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<v Speaker 2>The Mets thought they were getting Willie Mays back in

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<v Speaker 2>the day.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like, oh my god, we got Willie Mays. Willie

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<v Speaker 3>Mays was like eighty when the Mets finally got you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know that, Lebron's numbers are still He'll.

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<v Speaker 3>Do all right, they'll do all right, but he's not

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<v Speaker 3>a superstar anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Lebron James is incredible shape, He's got a huge basketball IQ. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>Lebron James will be the reason they win the final

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<v Speaker 1>because Lebron James in the playoffs with the Sixers is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be the the X factor.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I will take your buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>The Sixers are your money.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm taking your money. The Sixers are not winning the

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<v Speaker 3>NBA championship. Fucking clip this shit so we can play

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<v Speaker 3>it six months from now, eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Months from now, whatever it would be.

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<v Speaker 3>They're not now when Sixers are not winning the championship.

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<v Speaker 1>They got Jalen Brown, who's probably the best two way

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<v Speaker 1>player in the game. Yeah, amazing, He's the top three

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<v Speaker 1>player in the fucking world. Because the fucking Jason Tatum,

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<v Speaker 1>you fucking egotistical, fucking maniac.

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<v Speaker 4>It's there can only be one star on the team.

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<v Speaker 2>One star.

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<v Speaker 3>And they got Maxi too, who's a superstar in the NBA.

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<v Speaker 3>The Sixers NFMB stays healthy. Yeah, on paper, looks amazing,

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<v Speaker 3>but it ain't happening. Ron, Sorry, it's not happening.

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<v Speaker 2>On paper.

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<v Speaker 1>They're the most talented team in basketball. Who on paper,

431
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<v Speaker 1>the Sixers the most talented team in basketball.

432
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<v Speaker 3>On paper, they look better than the Knicks who just

433
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<v Speaker 3>won the championship.

434
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<v Speaker 4>I'll better than any team.

435
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<v Speaker 3>I'll be on that Cleveland. Whatever we don't have to

436
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<v Speaker 3>get into this. And okay, c he's gonna be hungry.

437
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<v Speaker 3>It's no, it's not a cakewalk with the Sixers because

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<v Speaker 3>Lebron's now on the team.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, all right, well it's just my stupid take.

440
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this isn't Barstool Sports or anything, because those guys,

441
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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, those guys have amazing takes on things.

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<v Speaker 3>Ron Are we gonna name that pimple by the way,

443
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<v Speaker 3>you want to name it?

444
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<v Speaker 1>No, we have some very clever listeners out there. Yeah,

445
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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure they'll come up with something. Anyway, mount Ronnie,

446
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<v Speaker 1>what do you.

447
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<v Speaker 3>Got on the Barstool Sports? I noticed you gave me

448
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<v Speaker 3>a clip of First of.

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<v Speaker 1>All, show that picture show I said to you to

450
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<v Speaker 1>show the picture of the final score.

451
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<v Speaker 2>All right, I'll look for it, Ronnie, I'll look for it.

452
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<v Speaker 2>So what set this up?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, by the way, to be fair to Lebron, because

454
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<v Speaker 3>everyone's like he's just chasing rings, right, yes, and he

455
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<v Speaker 3>needs another championship to be considered the goat and he

456
00:20:23.720 --> 00:20:26.279
<v Speaker 3>just ran out of time. He'll never be considered greater

457
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<v Speaker 3>than Michael Jordan, especially when he's out of the league

458
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<v Speaker 3>for a few years. That's when the conversations will be

459
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<v Speaker 3>will stop cold in its tracks. But with that said,

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<v Speaker 3>Kevin Durant came forward and stuck up for Lebron James.

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<v Speaker 2>Exact quote from Kevin Durant, who I love. He speaks

462
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<v Speaker 2>his mind.

463
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<v Speaker 3>He says, everybody in the NBA is either chasing rings,

464
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<v Speaker 3>shot attempts, or money. So to call out Lebron James

465
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<v Speaker 3>for doing that is basically what Kevin Durant is saying

466
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<v Speaker 3>is not fucking fair.

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<v Speaker 2>So that fair enough, fair enough?

468
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<v Speaker 4>This is the new norm people who change the rings.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, if Lebron game wins the title with the Sixers,

470
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<v Speaker 1>will be the only player in history to do it

471
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<v Speaker 1>with four teams that could get him over the hump.

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<v Speaker 2>It ain't happening. It ain't happening.

473
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<v Speaker 3>You know that Lebron can't even play a full game anymore.

474
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<v Speaker 3>He wasn't playing full games.

475
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<v Speaker 2>On the Lakers. All right, Oh you want me to

476
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<v Speaker 2>the Barstool Sports thing, run the final score, the final?

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<v Speaker 2>So what was it set this up? As I find

478
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<v Speaker 2>it really fast, I.

479
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<v Speaker 1>Mean, it's so much a set up.

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<v Speaker 4>It's celebrity family feud.

481
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<v Speaker 2>Celebrity family feud.

482
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<v Speaker 1>So Barston Sports do a celebrity family feud in Barstool

483
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<v Speaker 1>Sports versus right. Let me get this right against the

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<v Speaker 1>Dallas You know Cooper Cooper Flagg from the Dallas Mavericks.

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<v Speaker 2>I do know Cooper Flag.

486
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<v Speaker 1>So it's Cooper Flag, the star of the Dallas Mavericks

487
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<v Speaker 1>and his family, right versus Bostool Sports. In Celebrity Family

488
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<v Speaker 1>Feud hosted by Steve Hovey. Another guy who wears giant

489
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<v Speaker 1>purple suits. Another guy who were giant purple suits.

490
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<v Speaker 2>Not a fan of the Steve ho.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you met Have you met the Hobbies?

492
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<v Speaker 2>Fan of the Steve Hobby?

493
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<v Speaker 1>What happened?

494
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<v Speaker 2>I never met him? All right, listen to me. There's

495
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<v Speaker 2>the there's the picture you sent me.

496
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<v Speaker 3>The worst loss is Celebrity Family Feud, history is Barstools Sports.

497
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<v Speaker 2>They got zero points, the steals zero heart.

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<v Speaker 1>Throw the other picture. The other picture actually shows the score.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my, that's real five forty three zero.

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<v Speaker 1>That's real zero.

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<v Speaker 2>In celebrity family feud. I think that's impossible.

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<v Speaker 4>They got nothing.

503
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<v Speaker 2>That's impossible.

504
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<v Speaker 1>So this is one of the questions. Steve Harvey asked

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<v Speaker 1>port Noy. It was his turn. Yeah, Steve Harvey asked,

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<v Speaker 1>name something.

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<v Speaker 4>You know how they do name something?

508
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<v Speaker 1>A player probably has that, A regular guy might not.

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<v Speaker 1>Take a guess, what would you say?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the I'm gonna read it again?

511
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<v Speaker 1>Read it? Okay, this is celebrity family feud, and it's

512
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<v Speaker 1>the Opy Radio Show versus who reverse the Howard Stern Show?

513
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<v Speaker 2>A god, why would you do that to me? Dad?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the question. Let's just get this done.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, what would you say? I'm gonna pretend I'm Steve Hobby?

516
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<v Speaker 2>All right, all right, Hobby, let's go.

517
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<v Speaker 1>Opie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Name something a player probably has that a regular guy

520
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<v Speaker 1>might not.

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<v Speaker 4>Top five answers.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Do I have to read it again?

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<v Speaker 2>A mansion?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, by the way.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, that's actually probably.

527
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<v Speaker 1>I bet you got to be up there.

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<v Speaker 2>A private chef right here?

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<v Speaker 4>It is maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>A ciner, a driver, maybe a driver. Maybe mom is

531
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<v Speaker 3>all over the country, has several houses.

532
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<v Speaker 2>Has more than one house?

533
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<v Speaker 3>Right?

534
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<v Speaker 2>Many kids out of wedlock?

535
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<v Speaker 1>How about you know? Here's a simple one.

536
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll read it.

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<v Speaker 4>Name something A player probably has it, A regular guy

538
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<v Speaker 4>might not. How about an agent?

539
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<v Speaker 2>Not an agent? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Barstool Sports couldn't get that right.

542
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<v Speaker 4>Hold on because of Dave Portnoy's answer.

543
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<v Speaker 2>Oh he stinks. Portnoytiks.

544
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<v Speaker 1>Steve Harvey actually stopped and walked across and apologized to

545
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<v Speaker 1>Cooper Cup's mother Cooper Flag, Oh oh, way.

546
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<v Speaker 4>Who's Cooper Cup?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>So, by the way, the reason, Dave Portner responded without hesitation.

549
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<v Speaker 1>He responded, immediately, Steve Harvey, name something. A player probably

550
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<v Speaker 1>has it, a regular guy might not. Poyton Noy immediately

551
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<v Speaker 1>blurted out, A big dick. It's Hilaire, a big dick.

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<v Speaker 2>That's hilarious. Now, I like the Portnoy. You gotta like that.

553
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<v Speaker 2>That's funny.

554
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<v Speaker 1>Obviously it wasn't on there, right, So then Steve Harvey

555
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<v Speaker 1>looked like shark like right, and.

556
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<v Speaker 3>Was he shocked with Steve Harvey like, oh my god,

557
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<v Speaker 3>we can't have that on this family ship.

558
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<v Speaker 1>It's funny. That is funny.

559
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<v Speaker 2>It's hilarious.

560
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<v Speaker 3>Same dick, that's kind of farny, Right, I don't like

561
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<v Speaker 3>the Portnoy, but let's go that's funny.

562
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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, so maybe we'll have a mayor with

563
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<v Speaker 1>us such a humor.

564
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<v Speaker 3>Well, he's not gonna be the mayor of New York City. Yeah, no,

565
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<v Speaker 3>he's not, of course not.

566
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<v Speaker 1>We'll see.

567
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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I read something about Cooper Flag. He plays

569
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<v Speaker 3>with the Mavericks. He's a rock star. He had a

570
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<v Speaker 3>great rookie year. You know, they're saying he grew three

571
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<v Speaker 3>inches in the off season. He's now seven foot tall.

572
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<v Speaker 3>Supposedly he was like six nine and now he's seven

573
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<v Speaker 3>foot tall these and it is possible because he's young still,

574
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<v Speaker 3>and they're saying he grew three.

575
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<v Speaker 2>Inches in the off season.

576
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<v Speaker 4>Is that the kid from Maine, Maine.

577
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<v Speaker 2>I don't know where he's from.

578
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<v Speaker 4>He's from Maine.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a small he's from a small town to make

580
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<v Speaker 1>I think he played for Notre Dame.

581
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<v Speaker 3>Right, No, he didn't play for Notre Dame. Let's stop

582
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<v Speaker 3>where we suck at sports. Let's let Barstool Sports do

583
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<v Speaker 3>this because they're amazing at it.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not a celebrity. Jeopardy five, three to zero to zero.

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy, bro, that's crazy. Let me let me look

586
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<v Speaker 2>at that picture again. That's that's crazy. Is that real?

587
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<v Speaker 1>I think they did it on purpose, like they didn't try, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just try, like op, you know what I was

589
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<v Speaker 1>a second. Maybe they're not close outside of the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think they're I don't think they're clever enough

591
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<v Speaker 2>to do it on purpose. I think they're stupid people.

592
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<v Speaker 2>I think David three to zero. You know why, Mortenoy

593
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<v Speaker 2>is a very lucky man that he hit.

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<v Speaker 4>Because how you talk about like when he used to

595
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<v Speaker 4>do the the o A show.

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<v Speaker 1>Right after the show, you guys were just go your

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<v Speaker 1>separate ways, wouldn't even talk.

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<v Speaker 2>Nope.

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<v Speaker 1>May maybe that's what they do, like they didn't No.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit, probably, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Man. No, even even back in the day when me

602
00:27:08.799 --> 00:27:10.680
<v Speaker 3>and Anthony weren't talking, when the MIC's were off, or

603
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<v Speaker 3>when we weren't doing this show, at least we kind

604
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<v Speaker 3>of knew each other enough to do a show together.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess.

606
00:27:16.599 --> 00:27:21.079
<v Speaker 2>No, it's just they just stink. Barstool sports is so overrated,

607
00:27:22.079 --> 00:27:23.119
<v Speaker 2>so overrated.

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00:27:23.839 --> 00:27:26.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're making the big bucks though, Ron, Good for them,

609
00:27:26.759 --> 00:27:30.319
<v Speaker 3>Good for them. I want to bring up I want

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<v Speaker 3>to bring up Ron Bennington for a second to courage.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy is showing I don't even know how you

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<v Speaker 2>do it.

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00:27:37.599 --> 00:27:41.000
<v Speaker 3>He's it's a master class on on how to live

614
00:27:41.039 --> 00:27:44.599
<v Speaker 3>your life. It's a master class on what comedy is

615
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<v Speaker 3>all about. So for the people, most of the people

616
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<v Speaker 3>checking us out, no Ron Bennington and Bennington excuse me,

617
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<v Speaker 3>is fighting stage four cancer, colon cancer, and I think

618
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<v Speaker 3>he's doing experimental treatments.

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<v Speaker 2>Not to get in his business, but it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, he's in a tough spot, to say the

621
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<v Speaker 3>at least, and he is just he is so stoic

622
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<v Speaker 3>through this whole thing. We can all learn from Ron Bennington.

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't do it. Most of the people watching this

624
00:28:10.480 --> 00:28:13.200
<v Speaker 3>could not do this. He's laughing the whole way as

625
00:28:13.240 --> 00:28:16.839
<v Speaker 3>he's he fights this thing, and he does something called

626
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<v Speaker 3>the porcast. He's getting chemo and he's snuck in podcast

627
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<v Speaker 3>equipment and they're whispering because they really don't want somebody,

628
00:28:24.480 --> 00:28:26.839
<v Speaker 3>you know, kind of having fun as other people around

629
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<v Speaker 3>them are also getting chemo. So he's whispering, and he's

630
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<v Speaker 3>having the top notch guests on his portcast, and these

631
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<v Speaker 3>comedians are just fucking crushing it and showing that you

632
00:28:38.039 --> 00:28:40.720
<v Speaker 3>could joke about anything as long as you make it very,

633
00:28:41.160 --> 00:28:44.960
<v Speaker 3>very funny. Some of these top some of these tough topics,

634
00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:48.720
<v Speaker 3>you gotta make them funny if you're a comedian, and

635
00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:50.359
<v Speaker 3>it proves to the people out there that you could

636
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<v Speaker 3>joke about anything in this world.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, when we're living this fucking life. The Dave A.

638
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<v Speaker 2>Tel clip is just it's just on it. I'm looking

639
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<v Speaker 2>for it, Ryan, I'm looking for it. I think I

640
00:29:01.519 --> 00:29:03.720
<v Speaker 2>got a taste of it. Let me look here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all right.

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<v Speaker 3>This is David Tel on Ron Bennington's poecast as Ron's

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<v Speaker 3>getting the chemo checked us out.

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<v Speaker 2>I had cancer. Yeah, I thought you were.

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<v Speaker 3>What this is actually, they say better than the sempicot.

646
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<v Speaker 3>I hate to brag, but I was at the hospital

647
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<v Speaker 3>when Gilbert passed.

648
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<v Speaker 4>I can't so.

649
00:29:27.839 --> 00:29:30.319
<v Speaker 1>You're the grim Reaper. Well, I'm not saying that.

650
00:29:30.400 --> 00:29:32.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying that, you know, he had better accommodations

651
00:29:33.920 --> 00:29:35.519
<v Speaker 3>kind of cancer on a budget.

652
00:29:37.319 --> 00:29:39.279
<v Speaker 2>It's just unbelievable.

653
00:29:39.559 --> 00:29:44.440
<v Speaker 3>Answer on a budget, It's unbelievable. That's a masterclass on

654
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<v Speaker 3>comedy and how to live your life.

655
00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:50.279
<v Speaker 2>It's I I can't even imagine. I can't even imagine

656
00:29:50.279 --> 00:29:50.880
<v Speaker 2>doing it that way.

657
00:29:51.680 --> 00:29:54.519
<v Speaker 1>When davidtel says I thought you were was epic, Ron

658
00:29:54.559 --> 00:29:58.480
<v Speaker 1>Bennington generally is laughing. Of course, it's generally like I

659
00:29:58.640 --> 00:29:59.839
<v Speaker 1>wasn't expecting that.

660
00:30:00.200 --> 00:30:02.240
<v Speaker 3>Because you know the reality is, no one knows if

661
00:30:02.319 --> 00:30:03.279
<v Speaker 3>Ron's gonna survive this.

662
00:30:03.759 --> 00:30:05.599
<v Speaker 2>So that's in the air that's in the air.

663
00:30:05.640 --> 00:30:08.319
<v Speaker 3>When these comedians are going on that podcast and they're

664
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<v Speaker 3>like they know exactly what Ron's looking for and they

665
00:30:12.039 --> 00:30:12.960
<v Speaker 3>are delivering.

666
00:30:13.119 --> 00:30:16.480
<v Speaker 2>It's unbelievable. It truly is unbelievable.

667
00:30:16.519 --> 00:30:19.279
<v Speaker 3>This ship will be studied years from now.

668
00:30:20.160 --> 00:30:22.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you and Ron Bennett and a friend.

669
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I mean sure.

670
00:30:27.000 --> 00:30:29.440
<v Speaker 1>No, But I'm saying why I think it would be great.

671
00:30:29.680 --> 00:30:31.119
<v Speaker 1>I think I think a great episode if.

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<v Speaker 2>You went on there. We already did this, We already

673
00:30:33.599 --> 00:30:35.960
<v Speaker 2>did this bit. We already did this. I'm not I'm

674
00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:38.359
<v Speaker 2>not gonna go, Hey, Ron, can I be on your

675
00:30:38.440 --> 00:30:39.240
<v Speaker 2>cancer show?

676
00:30:42.279 --> 00:30:43.680
<v Speaker 4>Well, I wouldn't ward it like that.

677
00:30:44.200 --> 00:30:46.920
<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean, we we shared a we shared a

678
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<v Speaker 3>studio for many many years.

679
00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:50.920
<v Speaker 2>We went on each other's shows off air. We we

680
00:30:51.160 --> 00:30:54.759
<v Speaker 2>hung out minimally. Uh and uh.

681
00:30:55.519 --> 00:30:57.680
<v Speaker 3>As I sit here today, I text him about once

682
00:30:57.720 --> 00:30:59.400
<v Speaker 3>every couple of weeks just to see how he's doing.

683
00:30:59.440 --> 00:31:03.759
<v Speaker 2>That's about it. That's my true. Of course, he does

684
00:31:04.519 --> 00:31:08.079
<v Speaker 2>runs an amazing guy. But David Tel, I gotta.

685
00:31:07.799 --> 00:31:10.799
<v Speaker 3>Say, a lot of people ask who was the funniest

686
00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:13.440
<v Speaker 3>person to do the Opien Anthony Show. Unfortunately David Tel

687
00:31:13.480 --> 00:31:15.599
<v Speaker 3>didn't do it. A lot but he's right the fuck

688
00:31:15.680 --> 00:31:16.000
<v Speaker 3>up there.

689
00:31:16.440 --> 00:31:19.880
<v Speaker 2>He's the quickest and funniest guy working today.

690
00:31:19.920 --> 00:31:22.799
<v Speaker 3>I think, I think, I'm sure I had another answer

691
00:31:22.839 --> 00:31:25.000
<v Speaker 3>to that a month or two ago, but I always

692
00:31:25.000 --> 00:31:27.200
<v Speaker 3>forget about David Tell and how funny and how quick

693
00:31:27.240 --> 00:31:27.799
<v Speaker 3>that guy is.

694
00:31:28.000 --> 00:31:29.119
<v Speaker 2>He's unbelievable.

695
00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:34.519
<v Speaker 1>Did remember whole the mannerism, the delivery, the cadence, He's

696
00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:35.200
<v Speaker 1>perfected it.

697
00:31:35.519 --> 00:31:37.880
<v Speaker 3>I got another clip from David Tell while we're at it,

698
00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:39.240
<v Speaker 3>because it brought.

699
00:31:39.039 --> 00:31:39.920
<v Speaker 2>Up another memory.

700
00:31:40.599 --> 00:31:45.440
<v Speaker 3>Let me find it memory. So one of the times

701
00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:48.880
<v Speaker 3>David Tell was on the Opien Anthony Show, it was

702
00:31:48.960 --> 00:31:53.079
<v Speaker 3>right after Patresea o'nil died, and uh, we were doing

703
00:31:53.079 --> 00:31:53.440
<v Speaker 3>a show.

704
00:31:53.799 --> 00:31:54.440
<v Speaker 2>It was tough.

705
00:31:54.720 --> 00:31:57.200
<v Speaker 3>We were inviting people that really knew Patries into the

706
00:31:57.200 --> 00:31:59.519
<v Speaker 3>studio to kind of hang out with us and try

707
00:31:59.519 --> 00:32:01.759
<v Speaker 3>to get us all through this thing, us through it,

708
00:32:01.880 --> 00:32:02.880
<v Speaker 3>the comedians through it.

709
00:32:03.319 --> 00:32:06.440
<v Speaker 2>And David Tel was on and David Towel out of

710
00:32:06.640 --> 00:32:08.400
<v Speaker 2>nowhere said.

711
00:32:08.079 --> 00:32:11.519
<v Speaker 3>This, it's one of the greatest lines ever ever said

712
00:32:11.519 --> 00:32:12.599
<v Speaker 3>on the Open Anthony Show.

713
00:32:12.880 --> 00:32:13.759
<v Speaker 1>What happened?

714
00:32:13.799 --> 00:32:15.519
<v Speaker 2>And it's just a horrible loss.

715
00:32:15.559 --> 00:32:17.039
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, it really is.

716
00:32:17.160 --> 00:32:19.880
<v Speaker 3>And and you see it on Twitter and you see

717
00:32:19.880 --> 00:32:24.160
<v Speaker 3>how many people uh uh loved the guy.

718
00:32:23.720 --> 00:32:25.240
<v Speaker 1>But how many ways paid to see him?

719
00:32:25.319 --> 00:32:30.519
<v Speaker 3>Huh yeah, to be the douche and bag of the

720
00:32:30.519 --> 00:32:33.519
<v Speaker 3>competition there, But yeah, everybody loves them for free.

721
00:32:35.119 --> 00:32:37.839
<v Speaker 1>We got a purple suit to buy in a gigantic coffin.

722
00:32:37.960 --> 00:32:44.279
<v Speaker 1>All right, that's when things happened. All right, enough hemming

723
00:32:44.359 --> 00:32:50.680
<v Speaker 1>and hauling about. Oh n not what that's the last

724
00:32:50.720 --> 00:32:51.319
<v Speaker 1>time I was here?

725
00:32:51.880 --> 00:32:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Is that unbelievable?

726
00:32:53.119 --> 00:32:56.319
<v Speaker 3>And I guarantee, just to put in perspective, David Tell

727
00:32:56.400 --> 00:32:59.240
<v Speaker 3>had a good cry over Patresea's passing. Trust me, those

728
00:32:59.480 --> 00:33:03.519
<v Speaker 3>those two things are possible. You could be insanely sad

729
00:33:03.559 --> 00:33:05.680
<v Speaker 3>for the passing of one of your dear friends in

730
00:33:05.720 --> 00:33:08.720
<v Speaker 3>the comedy world. Right, and then also because you're a

731
00:33:08.720 --> 00:33:11.400
<v Speaker 3>great comedian like David Tel, you could you could do

732
00:33:11.440 --> 00:33:16.039
<v Speaker 3>the jokes that pitch perfect, pitch perfect, and that day

733
00:33:16.079 --> 00:33:18.640
<v Speaker 3>I remember we needed that laugh because it was rough.

734
00:33:18.960 --> 00:33:20.400
<v Speaker 2>It was rough to do that first show.

735
00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:22.000
<v Speaker 3>I think that was the first show we did after

736
00:33:22.799 --> 00:33:24.279
<v Speaker 3>learning about Patrice's passing.

737
00:33:24.519 --> 00:33:28.839
<v Speaker 1>You know what, You hear this. You hear this numerous

738
00:33:28.880 --> 00:33:34.599
<v Speaker 1>times where like someone's famous is in the hospital, or

739
00:33:34.960 --> 00:33:37.559
<v Speaker 1>someone went through a massive tragedy and they can't come

740
00:33:37.559 --> 00:33:40.480
<v Speaker 1>out of it, and they all call the same person.

741
00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:43.000
<v Speaker 1>They call Robin Williams, and Roby Williams would be the

742
00:33:43.000 --> 00:33:47.039
<v Speaker 1>only person who could get this person to like David Tell.

743
00:33:47.319 --> 00:33:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Is that type of talent, David Tel. It's literally looking

744
00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:55.359
<v Speaker 1>Ron Bennington in the face with death. Yeah, and makes

745
00:33:55.359 --> 00:34:00.559
<v Speaker 1>it hilarious talking about Patrician mil death just wickedly funny.

746
00:34:01.400 --> 00:34:03.880
<v Speaker 2>It's scary how quick he is. It's scary how David

747
00:34:03.920 --> 00:34:04.240
<v Speaker 2>Tel is.

748
00:34:04.400 --> 00:34:06.319
<v Speaker 1>But you can try to do it and that could

749
00:34:06.359 --> 00:34:07.119
<v Speaker 1>go horribly wrong.

750
00:34:07.640 --> 00:34:10.599
<v Speaker 3>I don't I don't understand, like how uh, I don't

751
00:34:10.639 --> 00:34:12.599
<v Speaker 3>understand why David Tell wasn't bigger than he is. He

752
00:34:12.840 --> 00:34:15.480
<v Speaker 3>certainly has a great life, and he certainly is a

753
00:34:15.480 --> 00:34:19.199
<v Speaker 3>top notch comedian. But that guy should be selling out MSG.

754
00:34:19.320 --> 00:34:21.360
<v Speaker 3>That guy should be in a million fucking movies.

755
00:34:21.440 --> 00:34:23.480
<v Speaker 1>It's no. But hold on when you say what he

756
00:34:23.519 --> 00:34:26.559
<v Speaker 1>got bigger? For him to get bigger would mean he

757
00:34:26.599 --> 00:34:29.480
<v Speaker 1>would have to then branch off into film and television,

758
00:34:30.039 --> 00:34:30.840
<v Speaker 1>which he never did.

759
00:34:30.840 --> 00:34:31.840
<v Speaker 4>Maybe he didn't want to do it.

760
00:34:32.119 --> 00:34:32.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, he had.

761
00:34:33.039 --> 00:34:36.239
<v Speaker 3>He had a huge show on TV on Comedy Central

762
00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:37.880
<v Speaker 3>where he wandered around and was hanging out.

763
00:34:37.719 --> 00:34:39.679
<v Speaker 1>With Oh shit, that was a million years ago, he walked,

764
00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:41.800
<v Speaker 1>he'd wander around at night in cities, and.

765
00:34:41.760 --> 00:34:43.519
<v Speaker 2>That was great. That was absolutely great.

766
00:34:43.519 --> 00:34:46.880
<v Speaker 3>But the point here is, uh, what Ron Bennington is

767
00:34:46.880 --> 00:34:50.960
<v Speaker 3>doing through his cancer treatment is I I.

768
00:34:49.800 --> 00:34:52.320
<v Speaker 2>I no words. It's unbelievable.

769
00:34:53.000 --> 00:34:56.119
<v Speaker 3>The courage and how stoic he is. He doesn't know

770
00:34:56.119 --> 00:34:57.400
<v Speaker 3>how this is going to work out in the end.

771
00:34:57.480 --> 00:34:59.599
<v Speaker 3>And he's bringing in, you know, all his friends. He's

772
00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:02.000
<v Speaker 3>bringing in the people that he feels close to and

773
00:35:02.000 --> 00:35:03.280
<v Speaker 3>that that he likes a lot.

774
00:35:03.480 --> 00:35:06.360
<v Speaker 2>And they're doing little, uh little podcasts.

775
00:35:05.880 --> 00:35:08.079
<v Speaker 3>While he gets chemo and they're whispering because they don't

776
00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:08.719
<v Speaker 3>want to get caught.

777
00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:10.320
<v Speaker 2>It's crazy.

778
00:35:10.800 --> 00:35:13.800
<v Speaker 1>You know what. I hope with this all this AI

779
00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:19.280
<v Speaker 1>ship that with AI, right, they said that one of

780
00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:24.119
<v Speaker 1>the benefits of AI is there's a good chance it's

781
00:35:24.119 --> 00:35:29.280
<v Speaker 1>going to eradicate cancer. So you're hoping with AI and

782
00:35:29.360 --> 00:35:34.840
<v Speaker 1>with the massive quantum leaps in technology and advancement, maybe

783
00:35:34.880 --> 00:35:38.360
<v Speaker 1>there is some hope for Ron Bennington. Well, seriously, that's

784
00:35:38.360 --> 00:35:38.880
<v Speaker 1>a thing.

785
00:35:39.639 --> 00:35:42.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, No, I think I think AI is pushing a

786
00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:45.039
<v Speaker 3>lot of things forward, cancer treatments and all sorts of

787
00:35:45.039 --> 00:35:48.079
<v Speaker 3>other stuff. Sure, so hopefully there's some benefits in there

788
00:35:48.119 --> 00:35:50.840
<v Speaker 3>already for him and people like him, because you know.

789
00:35:50.880 --> 00:35:53.079
<v Speaker 2>That would be that would be good, that'd be great.

790
00:35:53.440 --> 00:35:58.000
<v Speaker 3>You know. Now Ron needs to be around for many

791
00:35:58.039 --> 00:36:01.320
<v Speaker 3>more years. I mean, come on, come on, God, where

792
00:36:01.360 --> 00:36:02.400
<v Speaker 3>are you when we need?

793
00:36:02.519 --> 00:36:03.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

794
00:36:03.400 --> 00:36:04.440
<v Speaker 1>Which God you're talking to?

795
00:36:04.880 --> 00:36:06.320
<v Speaker 2>You need a miracle? God?

796
00:36:06.519 --> 00:36:07.280
<v Speaker 4>Which God?

797
00:36:07.519 --> 00:36:08.760
<v Speaker 2>How about God?

798
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:10.400
<v Speaker 1>Are you talking to Mandan's God?

799
00:36:10.920 --> 00:36:10.960
<v Speaker 3>No?

800
00:36:11.039 --> 00:36:13.119
<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't know. I know when I talk.

801
00:36:13.760 --> 00:36:16.039
<v Speaker 3>No, you want to know the truth When I talk God,

802
00:36:16.079 --> 00:36:18.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't. It's not a particular god based on a religion.

803
00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:19.119
<v Speaker 2>Ron.

804
00:36:19.280 --> 00:36:22.280
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, sorry, that's where we fucked up the whole thing.

805
00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:23.239
<v Speaker 2>It's human beings.

806
00:36:23.400 --> 00:36:25.159
<v Speaker 1>You don't get a gold budden in the corner of

807
00:36:25.159 --> 00:36:25.519
<v Speaker 1>your house.

808
00:36:25.760 --> 00:36:28.760
<v Speaker 2>No, that's where that's where we fucked it up.

809
00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:32.840
<v Speaker 3>That's why I like saying I'm spiritual, because that's what

810
00:36:32.920 --> 00:36:35.440
<v Speaker 3>that That was the roots of religion. And then we're like, oh, really,

811
00:36:35.480 --> 00:36:38.679
<v Speaker 3>let's categorize it and let's all have a separate God.

812
00:36:38.719 --> 00:36:40.480
<v Speaker 2>We worship with different rules.

813
00:36:40.599 --> 00:36:44.039
<v Speaker 3>Nah, Man, when I say God, I say God.

814
00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:48.119
<v Speaker 1>You just said it like a black woman God?

815
00:36:49.480 --> 00:36:52.119
<v Speaker 2>You know you know the food and security thing? Did you?

816
00:36:52.440 --> 00:36:54.480
<v Speaker 3>I think you're watching the same news as me this morning?

817
00:36:54.840 --> 00:36:56.800
<v Speaker 3>Because we we talked a little bit before the show.

818
00:36:57.320 --> 00:36:59.800
<v Speaker 3>Did you see the giant woman that was talking about

819
00:36:59.800 --> 00:37:00.880
<v Speaker 3>food in securities?

820
00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:04.840
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I I is it stupid to say that.

821
00:37:04.880 --> 00:37:05.559
<v Speaker 2>I don't get it.

822
00:37:06.360 --> 00:37:09.000
<v Speaker 3>How are you that big and you got and and

823
00:37:09.079 --> 00:37:12.119
<v Speaker 3>food in securities means you're starving. Let's stop, let's stop

824
00:37:12.159 --> 00:37:16.079
<v Speaker 3>making it all nice with the words I got food insecurity?

825
00:37:16.159 --> 00:37:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Why would I bring that up? Is it because Madonnie's

826
00:37:18.400 --> 00:37:21.800
<v Speaker 1>doing the free supermarkets or the city owned supermarkets?

827
00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:22.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

828
00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:25.440
<v Speaker 3>I swear to god, she was talking about her food

829
00:37:25.480 --> 00:37:27.440
<v Speaker 3>and securities, and I don't I didn't even hear the

830
00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:29.440
<v Speaker 3>rest of the story because I'm looking at this giant woman.

831
00:37:29.480 --> 00:37:31.559
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, how how do you have food in security?

832
00:37:31.880 --> 00:37:36.039
<v Speaker 1>Some of these women like here to hear, like their

833
00:37:36.639 --> 00:37:41.079
<v Speaker 1>their triceps. It's just it's just it's just like it

834
00:37:41.119 --> 00:37:43.000
<v Speaker 1>looks like two haymns underneath their arms.

835
00:37:43.400 --> 00:37:45.119
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what it was, but it was weird

836
00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:47.599
<v Speaker 2>to be I was confused. Maybe I'm a stupid person.

837
00:37:47.639 --> 00:37:49.159
<v Speaker 2>Maybe someone needs to educate me on that.

838
00:37:49.239 --> 00:37:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna educate a little bit.

839
00:37:51.159 --> 00:37:51.719
<v Speaker 2>But but.

840
00:37:53.559 --> 00:37:54.719
<v Speaker 3>But the one thing I do want to say is

841
00:37:54.719 --> 00:37:56.920
<v Speaker 3>stop calling it food and security. Let's stop making it

842
00:37:56.920 --> 00:38:00.159
<v Speaker 3>all nice. People are starving out there. And when you say,

843
00:38:00.280 --> 00:38:02.920
<v Speaker 3>when you go on TV and go I'm starving, people

844
00:38:02.920 --> 00:38:03.960
<v Speaker 3>are gonna try to help you.

845
00:38:04.159 --> 00:38:07.360
<v Speaker 2>But if you go, yeah, I got some food insecurities, you.

846
00:38:07.400 --> 00:38:11.920
<v Speaker 3>Know, no, it's not as as important. How about how

847
00:38:11.920 --> 00:38:16.039
<v Speaker 3>about the unhoused. Oh I'm unhoused.

848
00:38:16.400 --> 00:38:18.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm homeless. Help me, God, damn, I live in a

849
00:38:18.880 --> 00:38:23.280
<v Speaker 2>refrigerator box. That's when people the river I need a help.

850
00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:27.320
<v Speaker 2>But when you go, yeah, I'm on housed. I hate that.

851
00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:30.320
<v Speaker 3>I hate that word of manipulating our language. It's stupid

852
00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:33.760
<v Speaker 3>because it's the same problem. This woman with the food insecurity.

853
00:38:33.840 --> 00:38:37.480
<v Speaker 3>She's starving, so say it, I'm starving. I need your help.

854
00:38:37.480 --> 00:38:38.239
<v Speaker 2>I need food.

855
00:38:39.679 --> 00:38:43.880
<v Speaker 1>But she's big, giant. That's where that's where you lose

856
00:38:43.920 --> 00:38:46.440
<v Speaker 1>the impact. But you know, there is a there is

857
00:38:46.519 --> 00:38:49.920
<v Speaker 1>some reason for like people who are extremely low income

858
00:38:49.920 --> 00:38:52.760
<v Speaker 1>and do have food insecurities and they're huge. Do you

859
00:38:52.760 --> 00:38:53.719
<v Speaker 1>know why they're huge?

860
00:38:54.199 --> 00:38:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Right?

861
00:38:54.519 --> 00:38:57.599
<v Speaker 4>Because the cheapest food to buy the worst for you.

862
00:38:57.679 --> 00:39:03.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the fast, it's all, it's all, it's all processed. Well, yeah,

863
00:39:03.079 --> 00:39:05.119
<v Speaker 1>but I hate eat healthy is actually expensive.

864
00:39:05.840 --> 00:39:07.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I hate that rant.

865
00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:09.480
<v Speaker 1>But that's what that's what people say.

866
00:39:09.639 --> 00:39:13.079
<v Speaker 2>I hate that rant because that because then it blows

867
00:39:13.159 --> 00:39:13.480
<v Speaker 2>off the.

868
00:39:13.400 --> 00:39:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Whole willpower thing whatever, you know, whatever.

869
00:39:17.159 --> 00:39:21.440
<v Speaker 2>It's an important point. But to eat healthy is not fun.

870
00:39:21.599 --> 00:39:22.239
<v Speaker 2>It sucks.

871
00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:23.480
<v Speaker 1>It's also expensive.

872
00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:25.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but then they go, well, the only reason I

873
00:39:25.960 --> 00:39:27.639
<v Speaker 3>don't eat healthy is because it's expensive.

874
00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:30.199
<v Speaker 2>That's my point. That's bullshit too, you know what.

875
00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:31.840
<v Speaker 1>You know what people I see people all the time

876
00:39:31.880 --> 00:39:34.199
<v Speaker 1>because it's so cheap and it's the worst thing for you,

877
00:39:34.960 --> 00:39:40.960
<v Speaker 1>those ninety fucking noodle packets, like the ramen noodles. But

878
00:39:41.000 --> 00:39:43.840
<v Speaker 1>the right right, it's it will kill you. It's it

879
00:39:43.840 --> 00:39:46.280
<v Speaker 1>will literally kill you. That what we're talking about, the

880
00:39:46.360 --> 00:39:47.559
<v Speaker 1>cheap shit right?

881
00:39:48.239 --> 00:39:48.400
<v Speaker 2>Well?

882
00:39:48.519 --> 00:39:49.400
<v Speaker 1>Who jewels?

883
00:39:50.000 --> 00:39:51.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? We again, two jewels. I think that's a half

884
00:39:51.599 --> 00:39:53.239
<v Speaker 2>a cent. I'll take a half a cent all day long.

885
00:39:53.280 --> 00:39:55.960
<v Speaker 2>Fuck it? Why not? But what were we gonna say?

886
00:39:56.079 --> 00:39:58.679
<v Speaker 2>I interrupted the unit apologies, oh the mom Donnie supermarkets?

887
00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:01.199
<v Speaker 4>No, I was no, I got I got my point in.

888
00:40:01.320 --> 00:40:05.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, if you, if you're eating and you're at

889
00:40:05.320 --> 00:40:09.039
<v Speaker 1>a poverty level, you're actually probably overweight because the food

890
00:40:09.079 --> 00:40:12.960
<v Speaker 1>you can afford is gonna make you fat. That's the truth.

891
00:40:13.400 --> 00:40:16.800
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's fair enough, fair enough. That goes with the discussion.

892
00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:18.519
<v Speaker 3>Like I said, I'm stupid when it comes to this,

893
00:40:18.559 --> 00:40:20.960
<v Speaker 3>but I don't like when we manipulate our language to

894
00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:24.440
<v Speaker 3>make these horrible situations a little nicer there, a little better.

895
00:40:25.039 --> 00:40:27.000
<v Speaker 1>And when you say and when you say, well what

896
00:40:27.119 --> 00:40:27.960
<v Speaker 1>about willpower?

897
00:40:28.400 --> 00:40:30.679
<v Speaker 4>Well what about everyone taking fucking oz epic?

898
00:40:31.440 --> 00:40:31.559
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

899
00:40:31.639 --> 00:40:32.960
<v Speaker 1>We did what about the willpower?

900
00:40:33.000 --> 00:40:35.119
<v Speaker 2>There? We did that ran yesterday. Yeah.

901
00:40:35.159 --> 00:40:37.079
<v Speaker 3>But the point is, and it's got to be said,

902
00:40:37.079 --> 00:40:39.159
<v Speaker 3>because you know, people lose their mind over this type

903
00:40:39.159 --> 00:40:41.199
<v Speaker 3>of stuff, the medical ship. There are a lot of people,

904
00:40:41.280 --> 00:40:43.039
<v Speaker 3>let's just call it the weight loss drugs. A lot

905
00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:45.239
<v Speaker 3>of people need those weight loss drugs for real reasons.

906
00:40:45.280 --> 00:40:47.199
<v Speaker 3>And then there's other people taking the shortcut and taking

907
00:40:47.239 --> 00:40:47.800
<v Speaker 3>those drugs.

908
00:40:48.760 --> 00:40:50.079
<v Speaker 4>You know who's taking the shortcut?

909
00:40:50.320 --> 00:40:54.559
<v Speaker 1>Oh, the fucking celebrities, the musicians right right eat Hey.

910
00:40:54.480 --> 00:40:58.400
<v Speaker 3>I uh, it pains me to say this, but we

911
00:40:58.519 --> 00:41:00.400
<v Speaker 3>try to be uh, we try to be kind of

912
00:41:00.440 --> 00:41:03.559
<v Speaker 3>real on this dumb thing. So, Mom, Donnie is getting

913
00:41:03.599 --> 00:41:05.559
<v Speaker 3>a lot of heat because he's, uh, he's starting the

914
00:41:05.880 --> 00:41:09.679
<v Speaker 3>free supermarket thing. They're popping up here and there right

915
00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:14.039
<v Speaker 3>and uh, and the bodegas are going nuts.

916
00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:16.760
<v Speaker 2>And I say to the bodegas go after yourselves.

917
00:41:17.199 --> 00:41:20.280
<v Speaker 3>Because we don't have a lot of supermarkets in Manhattan

918
00:41:20.360 --> 00:41:22.920
<v Speaker 3>in general. They're here and there, so a lot of

919
00:41:23.039 --> 00:41:25.239
<v Speaker 3>us go to the bodegas to get like, let's say,

920
00:41:25.239 --> 00:41:27.599
<v Speaker 3>the eggs, the milk, maybe a couple of bagels, like

921
00:41:27.599 --> 00:41:30.199
<v Speaker 3>the basic shit that we we need in between going

922
00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:33.920
<v Speaker 3>to the grocery store. The prices that these bodegas are

923
00:41:33.960 --> 00:41:36.639
<v Speaker 3>absolutely fucking insane. So I'm not gonna feel sorry for

924
00:41:36.679 --> 00:41:38.800
<v Speaker 3>those people. They've been ripping us off ever since I

925
00:41:38.800 --> 00:41:39.719
<v Speaker 3>moved to New York City.

926
00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:43.840
<v Speaker 1>Well depends where you, depends where the bodega, I mean

927
00:41:44.000 --> 00:41:45.719
<v Speaker 1>bodega on that boy side is gonna be expensive. I

928
00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:47.519
<v Speaker 1>don't give a fuck. But if you go to a

929
00:41:47.559 --> 00:41:51.400
<v Speaker 1>bodega in the Bronx right or in Harlem, right, that

930
00:41:51.559 --> 00:41:54.199
<v Speaker 1>is your supermarket. First of all, there ain't no there's

931
00:41:54.239 --> 00:41:56.400
<v Speaker 1>no supermarket. There's no twenty five zoom around the corner.

932
00:41:56.679 --> 00:41:59.440
<v Speaker 1>Right when I spent time in HOLEM when I got

933
00:41:59.440 --> 00:42:03.719
<v Speaker 1>flooded out from Hurricane Ida a week there, yeah, your

934
00:42:03.760 --> 00:42:07.760
<v Speaker 1>only food source with bodega's. And I'm not joking. I

935
00:42:07.840 --> 00:42:09.840
<v Speaker 1>actually made a comment to the guy after a week there,

936
00:42:10.800 --> 00:42:14.719
<v Speaker 1>you go into the bodega. There's no fresh fruit, there's

937
00:42:14.719 --> 00:42:18.639
<v Speaker 1>no fresh vegetables. It's all everything up front. It's all

938
00:42:18.719 --> 00:42:22.760
<v Speaker 1>chips and candy. And I watched the people coming in

939
00:42:23.760 --> 00:42:26.800
<v Speaker 1>and what are they buying. They're buying orange soda, chips

940
00:42:26.840 --> 00:42:30.360
<v Speaker 1>soda for breakfast. I'm like, what the fuck. I'm like, dude,

941
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:30.840
<v Speaker 1>you don't.

942
00:42:30.639 --> 00:42:31.920
<v Speaker 4>Even have bananas on your counter.

943
00:42:32.000 --> 00:42:33.920
<v Speaker 1>I said it. I was like, you have like bananas,

944
00:42:34.000 --> 00:42:36.039
<v Speaker 1>like I said, And I said yeah, but you got

945
00:42:36.079 --> 00:42:38.280
<v Speaker 1>all this candy, right, I said, so this is what

946
00:42:38.320 --> 00:42:40.760
<v Speaker 1>people are eating in the morning, and goes yeah, I said, dude,

947
00:42:41.119 --> 00:42:45.840
<v Speaker 1>And there's no other option. Well that's where ADHD comes from,

948
00:42:45.960 --> 00:42:49.639
<v Speaker 1>because you're fucking there. When you crass from the sugar,

949
00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:50.639
<v Speaker 1>you can't focus.

950
00:42:51.239 --> 00:42:52.800
<v Speaker 2>Well, well there you go.

951
00:42:53.639 --> 00:42:56.920
<v Speaker 3>So so I don't have a problem with the Mom

952
00:42:57.000 --> 00:42:59.840
<v Speaker 3>Donnie thing with the supermarkets, because you know, people need

953
00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:02.559
<v Speaker 3>help out there, and the bodega's going after Mamdani.

954
00:43:02.599 --> 00:43:04.760
<v Speaker 2>It's like, look, dude, you no one's gonna feel sorry

955
00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:07.000
<v Speaker 2>for you. Guys. You hike the prices on everything.

956
00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:13.199
<v Speaker 1>And here's the thing. First of all, the Bodegas Associate

957
00:43:13.239 --> 00:43:20.639
<v Speaker 1>of America is complaining that it's going to ruin their business, right, Madonnie.

958
00:43:20.920 --> 00:43:23.360
<v Speaker 1>So first of all, first of all, they're not free supermarkets.

959
00:43:23.760 --> 00:43:27.400
<v Speaker 1>It's like thirty percent off if you qualified. It's everything's cheaper.

960
00:43:31.559 --> 00:43:36.679
<v Speaker 1>Here's here's exactly what the Mundani administration is doing to

961
00:43:36.800 --> 00:43:41.920
<v Speaker 1>protect bodegas. The city runs supermarkets will not be selling

962
00:43:41.960 --> 00:43:48.440
<v Speaker 1>lottery tickets, cigarettes or liquor. Those are bodega things. So

963
00:43:48.559 --> 00:43:51.880
<v Speaker 1>that's what the bodegas were saying. No, the bodeg were saying, hey, dude,

964
00:43:51.920 --> 00:43:55.679
<v Speaker 1>if you actually have cheaper liquor and cheaper cigarettes, you

965
00:43:55.760 --> 00:43:59.360
<v Speaker 1>are going to put us out of business, right, So

966
00:43:59.440 --> 00:44:01.760
<v Speaker 1>they said, no, you can't. Even that's not going to

967
00:44:01.840 --> 00:44:02.320
<v Speaker 1>be allowed.

968
00:44:02.599 --> 00:44:04.519
<v Speaker 3>It's not an issue because these things aren't going to

969
00:44:04.599 --> 00:44:05.360
<v Speaker 3>pop up everywhere.

970
00:44:05.440 --> 00:44:06.480
<v Speaker 2>They're going to be here and there.

971
00:44:06.599 --> 00:44:09.320
<v Speaker 1>Well, first of all, there's only one excuse me, there's

972
00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:12.039
<v Speaker 1>only five Burroughs. There's only going to be one in

973
00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:12.639
<v Speaker 1>each borough.

974
00:44:12.840 --> 00:44:14.360
<v Speaker 2>That's what I mean. It's not even an issue.

975
00:44:14.559 --> 00:44:17.119
<v Speaker 1>Give me a break. And they did, and they talked

976
00:44:17.159 --> 00:44:23.800
<v Speaker 1>about other states who have tried it. Yeah, it's fit. Okay,

977
00:44:23.920 --> 00:44:27.280
<v Speaker 1>So here's there's here's here's the record on it. It's

978
00:44:27.320 --> 00:44:31.159
<v Speaker 1>fifty to fifty fifty fifty percent of the state run

979
00:44:31.840 --> 00:44:36.360
<v Speaker 1>or city run grocery stores. Yeah, failed. The other fifty

980
00:44:36.360 --> 00:44:41.320
<v Speaker 1>percent made a tiny little profit. It ain't free. You can't.

981
00:44:41.440 --> 00:44:43.119
<v Speaker 4>You just don't go in there and get free stuff.

982
00:44:43.480 --> 00:44:46.039
<v Speaker 1>Essentially, they give you a basket of essentials, which is

983
00:44:46.280 --> 00:44:48.480
<v Speaker 1>whatever your basket is, you get thirty percent off, and

984
00:44:48.519 --> 00:44:53.800
<v Speaker 1>then they're and then like the proteins, like the meats

985
00:44:53.800 --> 00:44:56.800
<v Speaker 1>and the protein will be will always be cheaper because

986
00:44:56.800 --> 00:45:01.079
<v Speaker 1>those are the necessities. But they don't not really successful.

987
00:45:01.320 --> 00:45:04.039
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been in one of those supermarkets or

988
00:45:04.159 --> 00:45:05.039
<v Speaker 2>variation of those.

989
00:45:04.880 --> 00:45:09.000
<v Speaker 1>Types of Yeah, where I went in one.

990
00:45:09.239 --> 00:45:13.400
<v Speaker 3>I was in Philly, and uh, out of curiosity there

991
00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:15.360
<v Speaker 3>was one, But how did you know? It was like

992
00:45:16.360 --> 00:45:18.159
<v Speaker 3>I forgot what it was called, but it was very

993
00:45:18.239 --> 00:45:20.440
<v Speaker 3>obvious that it was, uh for low.

994
00:45:20.280 --> 00:45:22.679
<v Speaker 2>Income people, the supermarket where everything was deep.

995
00:45:22.840 --> 00:45:25.079
<v Speaker 3>I don't exactly remember the name of the place or

996
00:45:25.119 --> 00:45:27.400
<v Speaker 3>anything like that, but out of curiosity it went in.

997
00:45:27.639 --> 00:45:29.840
<v Speaker 2>First of all, it was insanely sad. Second of all,

998
00:45:30.039 --> 00:45:31.079
<v Speaker 2>they look like warehouse.

999
00:45:31.559 --> 00:45:34.599
<v Speaker 3>They kind of had it set up like a supermarket.

1000
00:45:34.599 --> 00:45:36.280
<v Speaker 3>They try to have like aisles and stuff, but it

1001
00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:40.519
<v Speaker 3>was insanely said. What I remember was how sickly everything

1002
00:45:40.639 --> 00:45:44.039
<v Speaker 3>looked like they're getting all the shitty vegetables, the shitty fruit,

1003
00:45:44.199 --> 00:45:47.440
<v Speaker 3>the bruises on the fruit they got, the cans that

1004
00:45:47.559 --> 00:45:49.519
<v Speaker 3>have the dance, That meat looked like it was a

1005
00:45:49.519 --> 00:45:52.480
<v Speaker 3>little on the gray side. That these people aren't getting

1006
00:45:52.519 --> 00:45:55.239
<v Speaker 3>away with anything. Trust me, they're not getting away with anything.

1007
00:45:55.280 --> 00:45:57.440
<v Speaker 3>They're not gonna get the top notch stuff.

1008
00:45:57.239 --> 00:45:57.840
<v Speaker 2>In these places.

1009
00:46:00.559 --> 00:46:01.639
<v Speaker 1>But they can't afford it.

1010
00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:03.800
<v Speaker 2>And my point is everyone should relax.

1011
00:46:04.119 --> 00:46:07.360
<v Speaker 1>RelA no, But what I'm saying is the city can't

1012
00:46:07.400 --> 00:46:10.800
<v Speaker 1>afford to buy high end produce and then give it

1013
00:46:10.800 --> 00:46:13.239
<v Speaker 1>away of course deeper value that it will go out

1014
00:46:13.280 --> 00:46:13.719
<v Speaker 1>of business.

1015
00:46:13.880 --> 00:46:16.039
<v Speaker 3>There's a ton of ship when the trucks come in

1016
00:46:16.400 --> 00:46:18.719
<v Speaker 3>where there's a lot of fruit and vegetables where they're like,

1017
00:46:18.800 --> 00:46:21.119
<v Speaker 3>we can't put this out. People aren't gonna buy it.

1018
00:46:21.159 --> 00:46:23.360
<v Speaker 3>There's something, you know, there's something wrong with this carrot.

1019
00:46:23.400 --> 00:46:24.719
<v Speaker 2>There's something, you know what I mean.

1020
00:46:25.039 --> 00:46:27.480
<v Speaker 3>And so there's a whole there's a whole market for

1021
00:46:27.519 --> 00:46:28.840
<v Speaker 3>this stuff that's a little off.

1022
00:46:29.119 --> 00:46:32.679
<v Speaker 1>California just passed a law because there's so much food

1023
00:46:32.719 --> 00:46:38.519
<v Speaker 1>waste that they changed the labeling on you know expiration dates. Yes,

1024
00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:41.519
<v Speaker 1>they changed the labeling because the way it was labeled

1025
00:46:41.920 --> 00:46:44.320
<v Speaker 1>it was it was saying after.

1026
00:46:44.039 --> 00:46:45.119
<v Speaker 4>This date, you can't eat it.

1027
00:46:46.039 --> 00:46:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Now. They changed it to preferred like because they said

1028
00:46:51.960 --> 00:46:54.360
<v Speaker 1>there's so much waste. And then they did like a

1029
00:46:55.360 --> 00:46:58.119
<v Speaker 1>like a scientific study, you know, like when I say

1030
00:46:58.119 --> 00:47:01.880
<v Speaker 1>expiration date is August first, yeah, they say the eggs

1031
00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:03.119
<v Speaker 1>are so good for three months.

1032
00:47:03.920 --> 00:47:06.960
<v Speaker 3>I've always been that guy because I need it. I

1033
00:47:07.000 --> 00:47:09.159
<v Speaker 3>always needed to cut corners most of my life and

1034
00:47:09.800 --> 00:47:12.360
<v Speaker 3>expiration dates. I was onto that game a long time ago.

1035
00:47:12.559 --> 00:47:14.280
<v Speaker 3>There's people in all of our lives.

1036
00:47:14.280 --> 00:47:14.679
<v Speaker 2>The milk.

1037
00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:19.559
<v Speaker 3>Let's say it says expires July twenty seventh, which was yesterday, right,

1038
00:47:19.760 --> 00:47:21.800
<v Speaker 3>all of a sudden, people are throwing all their shit out.

1039
00:47:22.280 --> 00:47:24.480
<v Speaker 2>Dude, the milk is still good for at least another

1040
00:47:24.519 --> 00:47:25.000
<v Speaker 2>week or two.

1041
00:47:25.159 --> 00:47:28.199
<v Speaker 1>It was the food ways in California was so severe.

1042
00:47:28.280 --> 00:47:33.400
<v Speaker 1>They so instead of saying aspires August first, it says

1043
00:47:32.920 --> 00:47:36.000
<v Speaker 1>it's preferable to eat.

1044
00:47:35.800 --> 00:47:36.960
<v Speaker 4>It before August first.

1045
00:47:37.159 --> 00:47:39.000
<v Speaker 1>Me, it's still not going to go back. They had

1046
00:47:39.000 --> 00:47:41.760
<v Speaker 1>a list of everything, like, by the way, Brad, it's

1047
00:47:41.800 --> 00:47:44.960
<v Speaker 1>still good for another two weeks. I give me a break.

1048
00:47:45.280 --> 00:47:47.480
<v Speaker 2>I ignore the expiration dates until I see that.

1049
00:47:47.639 --> 00:47:50.159
<v Speaker 1>You due to another couple of weeks.

1050
00:47:50.880 --> 00:47:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Well, I was onto their game. Because that's how you

1051
00:47:52.960 --> 00:47:53.880
<v Speaker 2>sell more product.

1052
00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:57.159
<v Speaker 3>You understand, throw it away by more because people are

1053
00:47:57.159 --> 00:47:57.800
<v Speaker 3>throwing shit.

1054
00:47:57.639 --> 00:47:58.519
<v Speaker 2>Away because they panicked.

1055
00:47:58.519 --> 00:48:00.360
<v Speaker 3>They're like, oh my god, and they run the store

1056
00:48:00.400 --> 00:48:02.920
<v Speaker 3>and get more milk with a half a gown that's

1057
00:48:02.920 --> 00:48:04.760
<v Speaker 3>only half drank is still in the fridge.

1058
00:48:04.920 --> 00:48:06.480
<v Speaker 2>You could have kept drinking.

1059
00:48:06.159 --> 00:48:08.760
<v Speaker 3>That, but people paddic throw it away and get another

1060
00:48:09.079 --> 00:48:09.719
<v Speaker 3>gown of miltk.

1061
00:48:09.880 --> 00:48:12.559
<v Speaker 1>By the way, they one of the other tests they

1062
00:48:12.559 --> 00:48:15.400
<v Speaker 1>did is expiration date on canned I cant goods, right,

1063
00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:17.400
<v Speaker 1>it's good for a couple more years.

1064
00:48:18.119 --> 00:48:23.320
<v Speaker 4>It's ridiculous ice cream aspiration. No, you're good wars.

1065
00:48:23.039 --> 00:48:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Of course all that.

1066
00:48:24.800 --> 00:48:27.440
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what the eggs. They said you can

1067
00:48:27.480 --> 00:48:30.000
<v Speaker 1>eat eggs up to three months after restoration if you

1068
00:48:30.079 --> 00:48:30.960
<v Speaker 1>keep them refrigerated.

1069
00:48:31.320 --> 00:48:31.440
<v Speaker 2>Right.

1070
00:48:31.800 --> 00:48:34.880
<v Speaker 1>That says to me the egg industry is all about profit.

1071
00:48:35.480 --> 00:48:39.320
<v Speaker 3>The only thing that doesn't last is the strawberries. And

1072
00:48:39.400 --> 00:48:42.679
<v Speaker 3>I learned something about the strawberries. They supposedly put in

1073
00:48:42.719 --> 00:48:45.599
<v Speaker 3>those in those plastic containers because.

1074
00:48:45.320 --> 00:48:49.360
<v Speaker 2>They know that'll help them go bad faster. That's a

1075
00:48:49.440 --> 00:48:52.599
<v Speaker 2>scam too. We've all bought strawberries and by the time

1076
00:48:52.599 --> 00:48:55.000
<v Speaker 2>we get home, they're already moldy. Like, what the fuck

1077
00:48:55.079 --> 00:48:56.920
<v Speaker 2>happened in the car on the way home.

1078
00:48:57.480 --> 00:49:01.079
<v Speaker 1>Well, the thing with berries, if you have just one

1079
00:49:01.159 --> 00:49:05.800
<v Speaker 1>barry that's a little off, it infects the entire bunch

1080
00:49:06.400 --> 00:49:07.039
<v Speaker 1>very quickly.

1081
00:49:07.360 --> 00:49:09.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh I work with people like that. Oh my god,

1082
00:49:09.960 --> 00:49:11.639
<v Speaker 3>they affect the whole fucking room.

1083
00:49:12.480 --> 00:49:16.159
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, you're working with a few berries, a little

1084
00:49:16.199 --> 00:49:17.239
<v Speaker 1>a few a little.

1085
00:49:17.000 --> 00:49:19.280
<v Speaker 2>Berry's well that too, Ryan, of course, hold on.

1086
00:49:19.320 --> 00:49:21.880
<v Speaker 1>Before I forget my thought, I don't. I don't want

1087
00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:24.960
<v Speaker 1>to forget this because this is interesting. You brought up Davidtel. Yeah,

1088
00:49:25.159 --> 00:49:32.239
<v Speaker 1>one of the best, right, David Tel, Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle.

1089
00:49:32.920 --> 00:49:34.519
<v Speaker 1>If they were all on the same bill, would you

1090
00:49:34.559 --> 00:49:35.159
<v Speaker 1>go see them?

1091
00:49:35.480 --> 00:49:37.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh Jesus, that what a stupid question.

1092
00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:40.039
<v Speaker 1>So let's go. I'm going with JQ.

1093
00:49:40.239 --> 00:49:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Baby, what what what? What? What?

1094
00:49:42.440 --> 00:49:42.639
<v Speaker 1>What?

1095
00:49:42.639 --> 00:49:42.880
<v Speaker 2>What?

1096
00:49:42.880 --> 00:49:49.880
<v Speaker 1>What? Massive lineup? Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Davidtel, literally the biggest.

1097
00:49:50.199 --> 00:49:54.079
<v Speaker 1>John Stewart. I'm going. I already spoke to JQ this

1098
00:49:54.199 --> 00:49:56.880
<v Speaker 1>morning because she gets up early too. We're getting tickets.

1099
00:49:57.079 --> 00:49:59.519
<v Speaker 3>People don't like John Stewart anymore because he went political.

1100
00:50:00.239 --> 00:50:01.840
<v Speaker 3>Now he's not funny, I guess because he went.

1101
00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:05.360
<v Speaker 1>Shut up hilarious. Excuse me? Can you get on your

1102
00:50:05.360 --> 00:50:08.159
<v Speaker 1>phone right now and look at your text. Read me

1103
00:50:08.239 --> 00:50:12.679
<v Speaker 1>the lineup. It's for the nine eleven Memorial fun on

1104
00:50:12.920 --> 00:50:17.079
<v Speaker 1>nine to ten at Madison Square Garden on September tenth.

1105
00:50:17.280 --> 00:50:19.960
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to it. It's a benefit concert for.

1106
00:50:20.480 --> 00:50:24.559
<v Speaker 1>The nine to eleven Memorial Comedy Benefit concert. Opie read

1107
00:50:24.559 --> 00:50:24.960
<v Speaker 1>the list.

1108
00:50:26.039 --> 00:50:28.559
<v Speaker 3>Well, the first name? Why would they put this as

1109
00:50:28.599 --> 00:50:31.679
<v Speaker 3>the first name? I never liked this guy. Oh he

1110
00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:32.519
<v Speaker 3>was funny.

1111
00:50:32.960 --> 00:50:36.320
<v Speaker 2>He was always too cool for everybody else in the room.

1112
00:50:36.679 --> 00:50:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh disease? Oh really? As he isn't sorry, don't wait,

1113
00:50:41.320 --> 00:50:43.239
<v Speaker 1>hold on, wait, he comes across as an asshole.

1114
00:50:43.559 --> 00:50:45.880
<v Speaker 3>Don't like him? He was on Really I didn't like him.

1115
00:50:46.239 --> 00:50:47.960
<v Speaker 3>He was too cool for the room. He's too cool

1116
00:50:48.000 --> 00:50:48.599
<v Speaker 3>for everybody.

1117
00:50:48.679 --> 00:50:50.239
<v Speaker 1>Ryn, Oh really he had that vibe?

1118
00:50:50.239 --> 00:50:50.719
<v Speaker 4>Fuck him?

1119
00:50:50.840 --> 00:50:53.960
<v Speaker 2>He's too clever. Wait, hold on, he's way above your head.

1120
00:50:54.079 --> 00:50:56.079
<v Speaker 4>Obi was he clever in person?

1121
00:50:56.880 --> 00:50:56.920
<v Speaker 3>No?

1122
00:50:57.000 --> 00:50:58.199
<v Speaker 2>I didn't like him at all? All right?

1123
00:50:59.119 --> 00:51:04.639
<v Speaker 3>Bill Burr awesome? Dave Chappelle awesome. Who's Ronni chang or ching?

1124
00:51:06.079 --> 00:51:07.480
<v Speaker 3>I think I know who he is. He's got the.

1125
00:51:07.400 --> 00:51:09.679
<v Speaker 1>Longer hair, He's funny.

1126
00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:11.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't know who's comedy.

1127
00:51:11.280 --> 00:51:12.920
<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, ron, I'm thinking of the other guy

1128
00:51:12.920 --> 00:51:14.639
<v Speaker 1>that used to be on your show that that.

1129
00:51:14.800 --> 00:51:16.239
<v Speaker 4>Tried to leave and he got nervous.

1130
00:51:16.440 --> 00:51:19.679
<v Speaker 1>Bobby Lee, is he on the line up?

1131
00:51:20.159 --> 00:51:22.639
<v Speaker 2>Bobby Lee is not a look at the smile.

1132
00:51:22.800 --> 00:51:26.079
<v Speaker 3>I love Bobby Lee, dude.

1133
00:51:26.119 --> 00:51:28.880
<v Speaker 1>I just saw a bit yesterday Bobby Lee on a

1134
00:51:28.920 --> 00:51:31.960
<v Speaker 1>podcast with two other guys and he goes, listen if

1135
00:51:32.000 --> 00:51:35.480
<v Speaker 1>you laugh, yeah, I'm gonna walk out right. I want

1136
00:51:35.480 --> 00:51:38.079
<v Speaker 1>to open up to you guys. Right, I'm going to

1137
00:51:38.159 --> 00:51:39.639
<v Speaker 1>open up to you. I don't want you guys to

1138
00:51:39.719 --> 00:51:42.320
<v Speaker 1>laugh or smile because I'm gonna take a fence and

1139
00:51:42.320 --> 00:51:44.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna leave, right. And they're like all right, and

1140
00:51:44.800 --> 00:51:48.000
<v Speaker 1>he's like, you can't cover your mouth right because I'm

1141
00:51:48.000 --> 00:51:50.599
<v Speaker 1>thinking you're gonna be smiling, right, all right, hold on, Bobby,

1142
00:51:50.599 --> 00:51:54.800
<v Speaker 1>hold on, all right. Go okay, So I've never said

1143
00:51:54.840 --> 00:52:00.000
<v Speaker 1>this before it publicly, but one summer I was brutally.

1144
00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:02.360
<v Speaker 1>He molested every day. And they start but.

1145
00:52:02.519 --> 00:52:05.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, well but but that's a page out of

1146
00:52:05.440 --> 00:52:05.880
<v Speaker 3>our book.

1147
00:52:06.039 --> 00:52:08.320
<v Speaker 2>I know Ron he did all that on our show.

1148
00:52:08.320 --> 00:52:11.719
<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, this is his big and they're like,

1149
00:52:11.800 --> 00:52:12.679
<v Speaker 3>he goes, I was brutally.

1150
00:52:12.880 --> 00:52:16.480
<v Speaker 1>He goes, Dude, you can't say the word brutally. Yeah.

1151
00:52:16.519 --> 00:52:18.880
<v Speaker 2>No, that was his bit, which was hilarious.

1152
00:52:18.920 --> 00:52:20.400
<v Speaker 1>All right, that was a bit. Alright.

1153
00:52:20.599 --> 00:52:22.199
<v Speaker 2>No, he's not stupid. He knows what he's doing with

1154
00:52:22.239 --> 00:52:22.559
<v Speaker 2>that ship.

1155
00:52:22.880 --> 00:52:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Who's after the other guy?

1156
00:52:24.599 --> 00:52:24.840
<v Speaker 2>Dude?

1157
00:52:24.920 --> 00:52:27.760
<v Speaker 1>Ronnie Chang is actually Ronnie Chang is one of the

1158
00:52:27.800 --> 00:52:29.280
<v Speaker 1>correspondents on the Daily Show.

1159
00:52:29.519 --> 00:52:32.239
<v Speaker 2>He's funny. I don't know his comedy, that's all.

1160
00:52:32.320 --> 00:52:34.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's funny. He's on the Daily Show.

1161
00:52:34.760 --> 00:52:38.880
<v Speaker 3>Pete Davidson hit her miss with his comedy, right, Oh really, no,

1162
00:52:38.920 --> 00:52:39.639
<v Speaker 3>I hit her miss.

1163
00:52:39.760 --> 00:52:40.760
<v Speaker 2>It gets the job done.

1164
00:52:40.760 --> 00:52:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Can I say one thing about Pete Davidson. Yeah, dude,

1165
00:52:43.440 --> 00:52:46.320
<v Speaker 1>he's coming out with this fucking dramatic role where he

1166
00:52:46.320 --> 00:52:49.039
<v Speaker 1>plays a mobster like a hitman. Got the esthetics it's

1167
00:52:49.039 --> 00:52:51.119
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be. It's like a dramatic role for him,

1168
00:52:51.119 --> 00:52:53.639
<v Speaker 1>So we'll see what happens. Then you got Nicki Glazer,

1169
00:52:55.119 --> 00:52:56.440
<v Speaker 1>fucking a lister, dude.

1170
00:52:56.840 --> 00:52:57.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's an a lister.

1171
00:52:57.920 --> 00:53:00.000
<v Speaker 4>She's an a lister, and she's smoked. She's a smoke show.

1172
00:53:00.360 --> 00:53:02.519
<v Speaker 3>I knew her with her old face though. Now when

1173
00:53:02.519 --> 00:53:04.519
<v Speaker 3>I see Nicki Glazer, I'm like, who is that?

1174
00:53:06.079 --> 00:53:08.639
<v Speaker 1>She came out of bunch Man, So what was your

1175
00:53:08.639 --> 00:53:11.159
<v Speaker 1>impression of her chop as a whip.

1176
00:53:11.719 --> 00:53:14.360
<v Speaker 2>To be fair, very funny, funnier than Amy Schumer.

1177
00:53:14.920 --> 00:53:18.159
<v Speaker 3>I think Nicki had better appearances on the radio with

1178
00:53:18.199 --> 00:53:19.400
<v Speaker 3>me than Amy did.

1179
00:53:19.400 --> 00:53:21.760
<v Speaker 2>Amy had one good story in all the years she

1180
00:53:21.800 --> 00:53:22.199
<v Speaker 2>did the show.

1181
00:53:22.320 --> 00:53:25.239
<v Speaker 3>She was just alright, to be honest, Nicky Glazer way

1182
00:53:25.280 --> 00:53:29.079
<v Speaker 3>funnier than Amy Schumer, Josh Johnson and then Jon Stewart

1183
00:53:29.119 --> 00:53:31.239
<v Speaker 3>and then special guests.

1184
00:53:31.840 --> 00:53:34.320
<v Speaker 1>All right, I'll go to that shit you want to go,

1185
00:53:34.440 --> 00:53:38.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm going, I'll go. I just want to say something. Yeah,

1186
00:53:38.840 --> 00:53:42.360
<v Speaker 1>I want to remind you. Yeah, you ended up regretting

1187
00:53:42.840 --> 00:53:46.039
<v Speaker 1>not going with me and JQ to the Patrichia O'Neill benefit.

1188
00:53:46.440 --> 00:53:46.639
<v Speaker 2>Did it?

1189
00:53:46.719 --> 00:53:47.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you did.

1190
00:53:47.199 --> 00:53:50.199
<v Speaker 4>You said I should have went. Don't make the same mistake.

1191
00:53:50.559 --> 00:53:52.199
<v Speaker 2>I said I should have went. That's about it.

1192
00:53:53.039 --> 00:53:57.119
<v Speaker 4>You should have went. It was brilliant. And then me

1193
00:53:57.159 --> 00:53:58.559
<v Speaker 4>and Bill Burke talked backstage.

1194
00:53:58.559 --> 00:54:00.840
<v Speaker 1>It was great, who's this dabbler Dan?

1195
00:54:00.960 --> 00:54:02.440
<v Speaker 2>What do you do in? Dabbler?

1196
00:54:02.719 --> 00:54:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Dan?

1197
00:54:04.039 --> 00:54:07.039
<v Speaker 2>Amy killed for you? Op, don't lie? She no, No,

1198
00:54:07.440 --> 00:54:08.159
<v Speaker 2>she was all right.

1199
00:54:08.440 --> 00:54:11.440
<v Speaker 3>She had one taxi story that was absolutely amazing. And

1200
00:54:11.480 --> 00:54:16.760
<v Speaker 3>then there was that other time she was on uh

1201
00:54:16.920 --> 00:54:23.880
<v Speaker 3>name it gabbler Dan Hey, douche, Hey, douche, hey, douche Amy.

1202
00:54:23.639 --> 00:54:25.639
<v Speaker 2>Killed for you? Oap, don't lie? All right? Name? Another

1203
00:54:25.679 --> 00:54:26.320
<v Speaker 2>time she killed?

1204
00:54:29.840 --> 00:54:33.280
<v Speaker 3>She had an amazing taxi driver story where she let

1205
00:54:33.320 --> 00:54:36.719
<v Speaker 3>a taxi driver kind of do some things with her

1206
00:54:36.760 --> 00:54:37.360
<v Speaker 3>on the way home.

1207
00:54:37.679 --> 00:54:41.119
<v Speaker 2>That story was amazing. All right, Name, there's no one

1208
00:54:41.239 --> 00:54:42.840
<v Speaker 2>and I'll put you on the big screen. I'll look

1209
00:54:42.880 --> 00:54:45.199
<v Speaker 2>like a loser. Is this time she killed on OPI

1210
00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:45.559
<v Speaker 2>and Anthony.

1211
00:54:45.599 --> 00:54:51.280
<v Speaker 4>I'm waiting post Bridesmaids, oh pre Because.

1212
00:54:51.079 --> 00:54:54.840
<v Speaker 3>Then she's like, she's another one of these people. Soon

1213
00:54:54.840 --> 00:54:57.719
<v Speaker 3>as she got famous, she forgot all about us, and

1214
00:54:57.760 --> 00:54:59.880
<v Speaker 3>then she would she would throw us a bone and

1215
00:55:00.039 --> 00:55:01.119
<v Speaker 3>come on every once in a while.

1216
00:55:01.159 --> 00:55:02.719
<v Speaker 1>All of a sudden.

1217
00:55:02.480 --> 00:55:04.960
<v Speaker 3>She's like, oh my god, Howard, I'm the biggest fan.

1218
00:55:05.119 --> 00:55:06.599
<v Speaker 2>I'm a huge fan of yours.

1219
00:55:07.199 --> 00:55:09.400
<v Speaker 1>Hold on phone, Wait a minute. Did she give you

1220
00:55:09.480 --> 00:55:10.960
<v Speaker 1>a Burt? Did you reach out to her? She gave

1221
00:55:10.960 --> 00:55:12.159
<v Speaker 1>you a Burt Chrysler response?

1222
00:55:12.400 --> 00:55:13.480
<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't reach out to her.

1223
00:55:13.519 --> 00:55:14.239
<v Speaker 4>What did he say to you?

1224
00:55:14.280 --> 00:55:14.559
<v Speaker 1>Again?

1225
00:55:15.079 --> 00:55:16.719
<v Speaker 2>I'll always be a fan.

1226
00:55:18.280 --> 00:55:22.639
<v Speaker 1>What dick? I guess he's all in shape down because

1227
00:55:22.679 --> 00:55:24.239
<v Speaker 1>he's not drinking because he almost died.

1228
00:55:24.960 --> 00:55:26.679
<v Speaker 2>You know what, if you're gonna be a dick though,

1229
00:55:26.760 --> 00:55:27.360
<v Speaker 2>make it funny.

1230
00:55:27.440 --> 00:55:29.800
<v Speaker 3>At least Bert was funny with his response when I

1231
00:55:29.800 --> 00:55:31.199
<v Speaker 3>asked him to do the podcast.

1232
00:55:31.239 --> 00:55:32.199
<v Speaker 2>I'll always be a fan.

1233
00:55:33.960 --> 00:55:36.639
<v Speaker 4>Is that that is as dickish as you can get?

1234
00:55:37.519 --> 00:55:38.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

1235
00:55:38.639 --> 00:55:42.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, uh, there's dabbler Dan shoved it right in his

1236
00:55:43.119 --> 00:55:43.840
<v Speaker 3>dumb face.

1237
00:55:45.159 --> 00:55:46.880
<v Speaker 2>Be honest, Ope, she killed for you, and I go,

1238
00:55:46.960 --> 00:55:49.039
<v Speaker 2>dabbler Dan, give me another time? She killed? Are you

1239
00:55:49.079 --> 00:55:52.320
<v Speaker 2>googling it? Dabbler Dan? Because you don't got nothing? Nothing?

1240
00:55:53.320 --> 00:55:54.199
<v Speaker 2>You got nothing.

1241
00:55:54.639 --> 00:55:56.800
<v Speaker 3>Amy was just okay on the show. And any own

1242
00:55:56.840 --> 00:55:59.480
<v Speaker 3>a fan would admit to that. All Right, can I

1243
00:55:59.519 --> 00:56:02.599
<v Speaker 3>go I'm cramping, I'm sweating like a Oh no, the

1244
00:56:02.639 --> 00:56:05.840
<v Speaker 3>sweatstains aren't bad. All right, good, I'm gonna go around.

1245
00:56:05.840 --> 00:56:07.239
<v Speaker 3>I don't feel that great. And you know what, I'm

1246
00:56:07.239 --> 00:56:08.000
<v Speaker 3>gonna be honest with you.

1247
00:56:08.119 --> 00:56:09.719
<v Speaker 1>I have one little, quick little thing.

1248
00:56:09.559 --> 00:56:11.119
<v Speaker 2>But all right, I know we could do that.

1249
00:56:11.079 --> 00:56:12.440
<v Speaker 1>But let me say a quick something.

1250
00:56:12.719 --> 00:56:13.320
<v Speaker 2>Let me say this.

1251
00:56:14.079 --> 00:56:16.639
<v Speaker 3>I was I put a bounty on doing tomorrow show

1252
00:56:17.480 --> 00:56:19.679
<v Speaker 3>if you didn't make one hundred dollars, I wasn't gonna

1253
00:56:19.719 --> 00:56:23.639
<v Speaker 3>do the show tomorrow. But I feel like I feel

1254
00:56:23.639 --> 00:56:25.599
<v Speaker 3>like I feel like I'm not gonna speak for you.

1255
00:56:25.679 --> 00:56:26.519
<v Speaker 2>I'll speak for myself.

1256
00:56:26.519 --> 00:56:28.159
<v Speaker 3>I feel like I was just okay, So let's just

1257
00:56:28.360 --> 00:56:29.679
<v Speaker 3>let's just do another show tomorrow.

1258
00:56:30.039 --> 00:56:32.360
<v Speaker 2>I think that's fair. In the end, I think that's fair.

1259
00:56:33.000 --> 00:56:36.159
<v Speaker 1>Well, I thought I was brilliant, So I'm probably gonna

1260
00:56:36.199 --> 00:56:38.960
<v Speaker 1>take tomorrow off because I don't know if I can

1261
00:56:39.519 --> 00:56:40.519
<v Speaker 1>this all right.

1262
00:56:40.559 --> 00:56:42.400
<v Speaker 2>Then you gotta take tomorrow off. You gotta rest that

1263
00:56:42.440 --> 00:56:46.199
<v Speaker 2>big brain of yours. You know. Rumor has it Howard Stern.

1264
00:56:46.119 --> 00:56:50.239
<v Speaker 3>Is steaming over all the criticism he's getting because his

1265
00:56:50.360 --> 00:56:51.000
<v Speaker 3>new schedule.

1266
00:56:51.000 --> 00:56:52.360
<v Speaker 2>He's down a one day a week.

1267
00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:56.880
<v Speaker 3>He fired his his his staff over zoom. People that

1268
00:56:56.920 --> 00:56:58.440
<v Speaker 3>were faithful to this guy for.

1269
00:56:58.639 --> 00:57:00.639
<v Speaker 2>Years and years and years.

1270
00:57:02.000 --> 00:57:05.280
<v Speaker 3>Dabbler Dan's back Amy killed in her movie train Wreck.

1271
00:57:06.280 --> 00:57:09.199
<v Speaker 3>I don't need people like you on this thing, Dabbler Dan.

1272
00:57:09.199 --> 00:57:11.840
<v Speaker 1>Because he met on his show Dad one of my show,

1273
00:57:11.960 --> 00:57:14.840
<v Speaker 1>you joke Dabler he met what other time on the

1274
00:57:14.840 --> 00:57:16.000
<v Speaker 1>open radio show.

1275
00:57:16.199 --> 00:57:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Let's Do This?

1276
00:57:17.159 --> 00:57:17.840
<v Speaker 1>Did she hit a home?

1277
00:57:18.320 --> 00:57:22.440
<v Speaker 2>Dabbler good Bye you steak.

1278
00:57:22.320 --> 00:57:23.360
<v Speaker 4>Dabbler Dan.

1279
00:57:24.800 --> 00:57:29.079
<v Speaker 1>Sounds like as sophisticated gay porno Dabbler Dan and the Dandies.

1280
00:57:29.800 --> 00:57:32.199
<v Speaker 2>The question was that she was just okay.

1281
00:57:32.239 --> 00:57:34.079
<v Speaker 3>On the Opien, Anthony show, and she had one amazing

1282
00:57:34.119 --> 00:57:36.119
<v Speaker 3>story that I can't deny, and then after that I

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00:57:36.159 --> 00:57:38.119
<v Speaker 3>couldn't even think of another time she was amazing on

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00:57:38.159 --> 00:57:38.920
<v Speaker 3>the goddamn show.

1285
00:57:39.920 --> 00:57:41.679
<v Speaker 1>But he did think of another time, but it was

1286
00:57:41.679 --> 00:57:43.239
<v Speaker 1>a movie exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what you deal with. What were you saying? Oh?

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00:57:47.559 --> 00:57:50.760
<v Speaker 3>Oh, so, Howard Stern, he's out of his mind with

1289
00:57:50.800 --> 00:57:54.960
<v Speaker 3>all the criticism articles being written, other podcast hosts and

1290
00:57:55.039 --> 00:57:57.360
<v Speaker 3>radio guys making fun of him going down one day

1291
00:57:57.400 --> 00:57:59.920
<v Speaker 3>a week, and he is revving up and he's gonna

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00:57:59.920 --> 00:58:02.440
<v Speaker 3>have a response ron in a month from now when

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00:58:02.480 --> 00:58:03.719
<v Speaker 3>he's back on the radio.

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00:58:05.280 --> 00:58:08.079
<v Speaker 4>But I guess one of the producers.

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00:58:08.519 --> 00:58:11.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he still has a few people on the staff, right,

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00:58:12.480 --> 00:58:14.760
<v Speaker 1>I guess, yeah, like one of the producers, one of

1297
00:58:14.800 --> 00:58:17.360
<v Speaker 1>his long time producers. I don't know his name. You

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00:58:17.400 --> 00:58:19.159
<v Speaker 1>would obviously know him.

1299
00:58:20.719 --> 00:58:23.039
<v Speaker 2>I don't know Baba boo.

1300
00:58:23.280 --> 00:58:25.599
<v Speaker 1>That's not a producer. That's hilarious.

1301
00:58:25.639 --> 00:58:29.960
<v Speaker 2>Baba booe, Baba boo, Baba boo, Baba boo. That's funny.

1302
00:58:30.559 --> 00:58:32.719
<v Speaker 3>Call up our show and say, baba booe, so we

1303
00:58:32.800 --> 00:58:36.639
<v Speaker 3>panic Baba boo, baba boo. All right, go ahead, Sorry,

1304
00:58:37.639 --> 00:58:39.119
<v Speaker 3>I love that you don't know any of this stuff.

1305
00:58:39.239 --> 00:58:41.199
<v Speaker 3>But My point is that Howard's coming back and he

1306
00:58:41.320 --> 00:58:43.480
<v Speaker 3>is furious over the criticism, and he's gonna have a

1307
00:58:43.480 --> 00:58:48.679
<v Speaker 3>lot to say when he's back a month from now, right,

1308
00:58:48.719 --> 00:58:51.760
<v Speaker 3>sorry the guy?

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00:58:50.719 --> 00:58:54.760
<v Speaker 2>All right, rad for real? Go ahead this time.

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<v Speaker 4>The Yeah, you could do it trying to like kiss

1311
00:59:00.719 --> 00:59:01.079
<v Speaker 4>each other.

1312
00:59:02.599 --> 00:59:03.159
<v Speaker 1>That's too gay.

1313
00:59:03.800 --> 00:59:04.559
<v Speaker 2>You should go, you go.

1314
00:59:04.639 --> 00:59:06.400
<v Speaker 3>You should go do a podcast with the other guys,

1315
00:59:06.400 --> 00:59:07.880
<v Speaker 3>because they're all into that stuff.

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00:59:07.880 --> 00:59:10.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm not into it as much. I'm I'm a I'm

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00:59:10.000 --> 00:59:12.000
<v Speaker 2>a fan. I support, but I'm not into the actual

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00:59:12.039 --> 00:59:13.000
<v Speaker 2>physical acts.

1319
00:59:14.079 --> 00:59:15.800
<v Speaker 1>You should go watch Broke Back Mountain.

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00:59:16.199 --> 00:59:17.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh really we should?

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00:59:17.440 --> 00:59:21.239
<v Speaker 3>Huh what happens when you what happens when you take a.

1322
00:59:21.280 --> 00:59:23.920
<v Speaker 2>Role like that? I don't know.

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00:59:24.239 --> 00:59:26.320
<v Speaker 1>No, I mean you really got to be committed. No,

1324
00:59:26.400 --> 00:59:28.559
<v Speaker 1>but as an actor, No, you got to be committed.

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00:59:28.599 --> 00:59:29.119
<v Speaker 4>That's tough.

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00:59:29.360 --> 00:59:32.679
<v Speaker 3>You gotta think everyone can't. Well, this is my take

1327
00:59:32.679 --> 00:59:34.519
<v Speaker 3>on that. I got takes on everything. Just you just

1328
00:59:34.519 --> 00:59:37.440
<v Speaker 3>got to ask Broke Back Mountain. Right, That movie came

1329
00:59:37.440 --> 00:59:38.480
<v Speaker 3>out and everyone's like, oh.

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00:59:38.400 --> 00:59:41.199
<v Speaker 2>My god, they're acting was just amazing. I think everyone

1331
00:59:41.239 --> 00:59:42.920
<v Speaker 2>that was on that movie set was like.

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00:59:45.679 --> 00:59:49.920
<v Speaker 1>When you get to that level, I'm being serious. Otherwise

1333
00:59:49.920 --> 00:59:51.800
<v Speaker 1>everyone would be a fucking aless actor. When you get

1334
00:59:51.840 --> 00:59:56.159
<v Speaker 1>to that level, the camera doesn't lie. You can't fake it,

1335
00:59:56.519 --> 00:59:59.480
<v Speaker 1>like you can't fake emotion on camera. It will show.

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01:00:00.519 --> 01:00:02.599
<v Speaker 1>These guys are great actors, but they were into it.

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01:00:03.440 --> 01:00:06.199
<v Speaker 3>My my point is the teamsters on set, they're looking, gone,

1338
01:00:07.199 --> 01:00:11.480
<v Speaker 3>this ain't acting, is it?

1339
01:00:08.679 --> 01:00:13.639
<v Speaker 1>The huh kind of It isn't because you have to

1340
01:00:13.639 --> 01:00:14.079
<v Speaker 1>be in it.

1341
01:00:14.840 --> 01:00:18.039
<v Speaker 3>I never bought into the Oh my god, what great acting.

1342
01:00:18.119 --> 01:00:20.400
<v Speaker 2>I I thought the whole time, I was suspicious. I

1343
01:00:20.440 --> 01:00:22.280
<v Speaker 2>was suss, as the kids would say. I was sus.

1344
01:00:22.559 --> 01:00:24.760
<v Speaker 2>I was like, this is too good. There's gotta be

1345
01:00:24.800 --> 01:00:25.920
<v Speaker 2>some realism here.

1346
01:00:28.599 --> 01:00:33.760
<v Speaker 1>Not ke Reeves did a movie like that, Well my

1347
01:00:33.880 --> 01:00:37.679
<v Speaker 1>Private Idaho Well or my Private Asshole, I don't know

1348
01:00:37.679 --> 01:00:38.280
<v Speaker 1>what was the name.

1349
01:00:39.239 --> 01:00:42.239
<v Speaker 2>That's too in the gun. We're more clever than that that.

1350
01:00:43.079 --> 01:00:44.800
<v Speaker 4>It is not that crass anymore.

1351
01:00:45.400 --> 01:00:45.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't care.

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01:00:45.920 --> 01:00:47.760
<v Speaker 3>All right, Rob, you said you have one more little thing,

1353
01:00:47.800 --> 01:00:49.440
<v Speaker 3>so we'll do a show tomorrow, because I don't feel

1354
01:00:49.440 --> 01:00:51.679
<v Speaker 3>like I gave the people my best today, So the

1355
01:00:51.719 --> 01:00:53.119
<v Speaker 3>bounty thing doesn't work this week.

1356
01:00:53.519 --> 01:00:55.079
<v Speaker 1>You want me to do one little thing or no?

1357
01:00:55.159 --> 01:00:56.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, let's go. Let's go.

1358
01:00:57.320 --> 01:00:59.519
<v Speaker 1>So hold on, are we doing a show tomorrow. I'm

1359
01:00:59.559 --> 01:01:01.119
<v Speaker 1>doing it today, all right.

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01:01:01.280 --> 01:01:02.320
<v Speaker 2>I do want to join me.

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01:01:02.559 --> 01:01:07.320
<v Speaker 3>Maybe we'll get our Marino on too, all kay See

1362
01:01:07.360 --> 01:01:11.039
<v Speaker 3>Corndiff knows, he goes this is a family network rhyme.

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01:01:11.199 --> 01:01:12.559
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Corndiff, thank you.

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01:01:14.639 --> 01:01:16.800
<v Speaker 4>You know what you can do with that coin, my friend.

1365
01:01:17.280 --> 01:01:21.039
<v Speaker 3>Don't mess with Corndiff bro right up the uh don't no,

1366
01:01:21.800 --> 01:01:22.800
<v Speaker 3>don't mess with the corn diff.

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01:01:22.800 --> 01:01:24.440
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what you know what well used to

1368
01:01:24.519 --> 01:01:26.639
<v Speaker 1>do with? What's it called? After you eat the corn?

1369
01:01:26.679 --> 01:01:31.000
<v Speaker 1>What the corn cob? You're asked? Baby? Before toilet paper?

1370
01:01:31.960 --> 01:01:36.079
<v Speaker 2>Can? I can? I bring up my hatred for toilet paper?

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01:01:36.559 --> 01:01:41.159
<v Speaker 2>Cream corn? Why?

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01:01:41.440 --> 01:01:43.960
<v Speaker 4>Why did we need cream cord?

1373
01:01:44.000 --> 01:01:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Is that a New England thing? Huh? Is that a

1374
01:01:46.519 --> 01:01:50.960
<v Speaker 1>New England thing? I think it is cream cord?

1375
01:01:52.960 --> 01:01:55.239
<v Speaker 2>And I got and I'll wait. I'll wait for a

1376
01:01:55.280 --> 01:01:55.920
<v Speaker 2>few Friday.

1377
01:01:55.960 --> 01:01:59.239
<v Speaker 3>But if you to Lasagna and I'll explain on Friday,

1378
01:01:59.599 --> 01:02:01.519
<v Speaker 3>that's the big teas.

1379
01:02:06.239 --> 01:02:08.360
<v Speaker 2>A few to Lasagna and I got a real reason why?

1380
01:02:08.480 --> 01:02:11.559
<v Speaker 1>But gohead what happened? You bought a tub of it

1381
01:02:11.599 --> 01:02:12.719
<v Speaker 1>at traded Joe's.

1382
01:02:12.920 --> 01:02:15.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh man, these people need to be on the edge

1383
01:02:15.320 --> 01:02:17.719
<v Speaker 3>of their seat and waiting on why there's gonna be

1384
01:02:17.719 --> 01:02:18.880
<v Speaker 3>an few to Lasagna.

1385
01:02:19.280 --> 01:02:21.719
<v Speaker 1>I got well, I'm with this.

1386
01:02:22.480 --> 01:02:26.719
<v Speaker 2>Wait, Corniff's back, he goes. Cream corn is gross, but

1387
01:02:26.840 --> 01:02:31.920
<v Speaker 2>we have a hell of a time making it. Eh,

1388
01:02:32.239 --> 01:02:32.760
<v Speaker 2>you don't get it.

1389
01:02:32.880 --> 01:02:36.400
<v Speaker 1>Here's the problem with cream corn. Yeah, it's the same

1390
01:02:36.519 --> 01:02:40.639
<v Speaker 1>coming out as the same coming in. Oh my, yeah,

1391
01:02:40.840 --> 01:02:43.920
<v Speaker 1>that's literally what it looks like. There's no you don't

1392
01:02:43.920 --> 01:02:46.320
<v Speaker 1>know if it's been three once already.

1393
01:02:46.840 --> 01:02:47.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh lucky us.

1394
01:02:47.800 --> 01:02:50.760
<v Speaker 3>Dabbler Dan is back because I don't really I don't

1395
01:02:50.760 --> 01:02:51.559
<v Speaker 3>really block people.

1396
01:02:51.599 --> 01:02:54.239
<v Speaker 2>I just give them a little fucking time out. God,

1397
01:02:54.360 --> 01:02:57.559
<v Speaker 2>lucky us. Dabbler Dan is back. All right, what's your

1398
01:02:57.559 --> 01:02:57.920
<v Speaker 2>little thing?

1399
01:02:57.960 --> 01:02:58.079
<v Speaker 3>Ron?

1400
01:02:58.119 --> 01:02:59.599
<v Speaker 2>Because I want to get this on the podcast apps

1401
01:02:59.639 --> 01:03:00.000
<v Speaker 2>for the people.

1402
01:03:01.079 --> 01:03:03.679
<v Speaker 1>Maybe i'll tease it for tomorrow. Let's say, let's say

1403
01:03:03.679 --> 01:03:07.679
<v Speaker 1>for tomorrow. I like that because it's interesting. We got

1404
01:03:07.679 --> 01:03:11.320
<v Speaker 1>get Batman, we got Graham. I'm a new Opie listener.

1405
01:03:11.360 --> 01:03:13.119
<v Speaker 2>Pretty good listen, Thank you Graham.

1406
01:03:13.599 --> 01:03:15.480
<v Speaker 4>Did you say, Ronnie listener? Opie listener?

1407
01:03:15.920 --> 01:03:16.079
<v Speaker 3>Ryan.

1408
01:03:16.360 --> 01:03:18.760
<v Speaker 2>They don't even know, they don't know. We're getting there though,

1409
01:03:18.800 --> 01:03:20.239
<v Speaker 2>Ron we're getting there.

1410
01:03:21.400 --> 01:03:23.760
<v Speaker 1>Dude. I'm not sure about putting my hair up because

1411
01:03:24.639 --> 01:03:25.599
<v Speaker 1>it's all four head.

1412
01:03:26.599 --> 01:03:28.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's a five head. Bro, you're you're up

1413
01:03:28.840 --> 01:03:30.599
<v Speaker 2>to a five head? Are you gonna go bald all

1414
01:03:30.639 --> 01:03:33.360
<v Speaker 2>the way back? No, you're too old. You would have

1415
01:03:33.400 --> 01:03:34.639
<v Speaker 2>lost most of it by now.

1416
01:03:34.719 --> 01:03:34.880
<v Speaker 3>Right.

1417
01:03:36.440 --> 01:03:37.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm hanging in there.

1418
01:03:37.320 --> 01:03:39.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm thirty seven. I'm hanging in there.

1419
01:03:39.800 --> 01:03:41.639
<v Speaker 3>I mean I just got a haircut, and I mean

1420
01:03:41.679 --> 01:03:42.679
<v Speaker 3>there's things up here.

1421
01:03:42.960 --> 01:03:44.280
<v Speaker 2>I make a little adjustments.

1422
01:03:44.320 --> 01:03:45.719
<v Speaker 4>You know, you got your hair.

1423
01:03:45.719 --> 01:03:47.239
<v Speaker 1>You got to come to the side today.

1424
01:03:48.039 --> 01:03:50.559
<v Speaker 2>No, it's really short. I got like, yeah, look it's

1425
01:03:51.039 --> 01:03:52.800
<v Speaker 2>I got a really short hair. Whatever, No one gives

1426
01:03:52.840 --> 01:03:53.079
<v Speaker 2>a shit.

1427
01:03:53.079 --> 01:03:55.440
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's go like Wally, like, leave it to beaver.

1428
01:03:56.239 --> 01:03:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's might leave it to beaver cut? All right, Ron,

1429
01:03:59.480 --> 01:04:00.000
<v Speaker 2>can we go? Now?

1430
01:04:01.480 --> 01:04:04.760
<v Speaker 1>Let's say my little Batman story for tomorrow? All right,

1431
01:04:04.840 --> 01:04:06.599
<v Speaker 1>I guess we're even though nough I gave us money.

1432
01:04:06.599 --> 01:04:08.440
<v Speaker 1>I guess we're doing a show tomorrow now.

1433
01:04:08.440 --> 01:04:10.519
<v Speaker 3>Because I don't think I gave it my best effort today,

1434
01:04:10.519 --> 01:04:11.000
<v Speaker 3>I believe or not.

1435
01:04:11.079 --> 01:04:13.760
<v Speaker 2>I take this very seriously. And I got cramps. I

1436
01:04:13.800 --> 01:04:14.440
<v Speaker 2>got cramps.

1437
01:04:14.440 --> 01:04:16.679
<v Speaker 3>I got it feels like a demon in my gut,

1438
01:04:16.880 --> 01:04:20.039
<v Speaker 3>and I'm just waiting for it to leave. And this

1439
01:04:20.159 --> 01:04:23.559
<v Speaker 3>morning nothing left me because I drank the pepto bismo

1440
01:04:23.679 --> 01:04:24.199
<v Speaker 3>like an idiot.

1441
01:04:24.239 --> 01:04:26.119
<v Speaker 2>I should have just let the thing go through me.

1442
01:04:26.159 --> 01:04:29.199
<v Speaker 3>The pepto bismal puts a fucking stop on everything, dude.

1443
01:04:29.239 --> 01:04:31.280
<v Speaker 1>The only thing the pedal middle is just coach your

1444
01:04:31.280 --> 01:04:34.360
<v Speaker 1>stomach so it stops what it was. It stops what

1445
01:04:34.440 --> 01:04:39.599
<v Speaker 1>it was doing. You're prolonging the explosive parasitic diarrhea. Lettuce.

1446
01:04:39.880 --> 01:04:41.599
<v Speaker 3>I'm a big fan of that right now, because it'll

1447
01:04:41.599 --> 01:04:44.000
<v Speaker 3>get rid of the cramps, It'll get rid of the

1448
01:04:44.039 --> 01:04:46.320
<v Speaker 3>demon sounds coming from my gut.

1449
01:04:46.679 --> 01:04:49.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm sweating. That might be because I didn't turn the

1450
01:04:49.440 --> 01:04:50.599
<v Speaker 2>AC on in this place.

1451
01:04:50.719 --> 01:04:52.239
<v Speaker 1>So what do you trying to say? Like, if you

1452
01:04:52.719 --> 01:04:54.440
<v Speaker 1>if you think you have to, you have little gas

1453
01:04:54.519 --> 01:04:56.320
<v Speaker 1>and you you let out a squeak and then like

1454
01:04:56.679 --> 01:04:57.559
<v Speaker 1>liquid comes out.

1455
01:04:57.840 --> 01:05:00.239
<v Speaker 2>Is it that I'm more than willing to at the

1456
01:05:00.239 --> 01:05:02.679
<v Speaker 2>floodgates open. I don't care. Just get it out of me.

1457
01:05:02.760 --> 01:05:05.760
<v Speaker 2>This cramping is horrendous. All right, we'll save that for tomorrow.

1458
01:05:07.119 --> 01:05:10.880
<v Speaker 2>Ron you were so good without interrupting today. You were

1459
01:05:10.920 --> 01:05:12.079
<v Speaker 2>you were like pitch perfect.

1460
01:05:12.440 --> 01:05:14.320
<v Speaker 3>This is not the time to interrupt, because I was

1461
01:05:14.360 --> 01:05:20.920
<v Speaker 3>gonna say Ron's venmo. Ronald Dash Berman Dash nine. I'm

1462
01:05:20.920 --> 01:05:23.320
<v Speaker 3>not even gonna promote my PayPal. It's all about you,

1463
01:05:23.400 --> 01:05:26.239
<v Speaker 3>Roddy Bapes, Ron Berman Comedy and all the socials too.

1464
01:05:26.679 --> 01:05:31.199
<v Speaker 2>Eh. Take care of that, pimple, Ron, I'll see tomorrow. Okay, Now,

1465
01:05:31.239 --> 01:05:31.760
<v Speaker 2>take care of that.

1466
01:05:32.000 --> 01:05:33.360
<v Speaker 1>Take care of that before it.

1467
01:05:33.280 --> 01:05:36.159
<v Speaker 2>Turns into a golf ball and makes us all puke Likedude.

1468
01:05:35.800 --> 01:05:39.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna touch it tomorrow. It's gonna explode on

1469
01:05:39.440 --> 01:05:41.960
<v Speaker 1>my phone right right live, all right.

1470
01:05:41.800 --> 01:05:46.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, let's get that scorting right on your camera tomorrow, right,

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01:05:46.280 --> 01:05:47.440
<v Speaker 3>all right, guys, have a great day.

1472
01:05:47.519 --> 01:05:47.719
<v Speaker 2>Day