Speaker 1: Direct, I just do something. Oh it's live, how are you?
Speaker 1: Time is money?
Speaker 2: I get That's not what I was saying. All I
Speaker 2: was trying to say is that we are alive. It's
Speaker 2: the Opie Radio podcast. And I'm late because I'm cramping.
Speaker 2: I'm cramping. I might need some lady sticks.
Speaker 3: You got any lady sticks in that wood paddling basement
Speaker 3: of yours and the story queens, because I might need
Speaker 3: some lady sticks because I'm cramping like it's my like
Speaker 3: it's my time of the month.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: You know when they say don't eat the lettuce, when
Speaker 3: they say, you know, you might not want to eat
Speaker 3: the eggs because there's been.
Speaker 2: A recall on both. Maybe you should, Maybe you should listen.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: My sister in law came over with with the kids
Speaker 3: and my brother and we had a glorious little family
Speaker 3: time this past weekend.
Speaker 2: She had a nice summer salad ron and there was
Speaker 2: the summer sound a night.
Speaker 1: Hard boiled eggs and a big thing of green lettuce.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Ron, if you ever say in this wa again,
Speaker 3: I can't do this with you a tune in this swah.
Speaker 1: Is it too sophisticated? All the mag is out there.
Speaker 3: What people don't understand is, uh, you know, Ron's in
Speaker 3: a wood paddeling basement these days, But he grew up
Speaker 3: pretty fucking rich.
Speaker 2: You lived on Beacon Hill.
Speaker 3: You can't live on Beacon Hill unless your parents have
Speaker 3: a lot of money round. That's why you say the
Speaker 3: tune in a swaw the tune SWA.
Speaker 2: But I'm cramping because.
Speaker 3: I had uh, I had my sister in law's summer salad.
Speaker 3: I guess they really mean business with this. Don't eat
Speaker 3: lettuce because I got cramps are on and I got
Speaker 3: noises coming from my gut like there's a demon living
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait a minute, Wait a minute. So there's a
Speaker 1: recall on lettuce, Yes, due to explosive diarrhea. Yes, there's
Speaker 1: a recall on eggs, yes, dude of semonella. Yes, and
Speaker 1: you decide to eat both?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because I'm off the sugar. As you know,
Speaker 2: I don't know what I gotta do with anything.
Speaker 3: Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, I'm up to uh watch seven
Speaker 3: four days without sugar.
Speaker 1: What does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 2: Well, you realize sugar is in everything.
Speaker 3: These bitches with their sugar all they want to get
Speaker 3: is addicted.
Speaker 2: That's what you learn. So my thing is no added sugar.
Speaker 3: If there's a little natural sugar in something, all right,
Speaker 3: I'll take I'll take that.
Speaker 2: So you realize it's hard to eat, so.
Speaker 3: Like fruits, vegetables, summer salads and eggs are your friend.
Speaker 3: And I got dude, I'm cramping so bad it hurts,
Speaker 3: it hurts so much, roddy babes. And then of course
Speaker 3: I drank the I drank the pepto bismol. So now
Speaker 3: like it ain't coming out now, it's like now it's like,
Speaker 3: just what what happens when you do the pepto bismol?
Speaker 3: Is that making everything all tight, tight and consistent. So
Speaker 3: I'm a My gut is a mess. Ron That's how
Speaker 3: we start today, all right. I just got the goat
Speaker 3: Trophy A thousand jewels. Thank you, Savory side salad, A
Speaker 3: thousand jewels.
Speaker 2: I take that thousands is I think that's.
Speaker 1: I believe that's zero point seventy five of a penny.
Speaker 1: It's well, you know, seven five of a penny.
Speaker 2: Well, and we got we got our stuff scrolling across
Speaker 2: the top.
Speaker 3: It's uh my PayPal's opie radio and then of course
Speaker 3: you got den bout Roddy and the fans were very
Speaker 3: nice to ben Mo Ronnie. But let's continue being nice
Speaker 3: to ben Mo Ronnie.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 3: It's Ronald Dash Berman Dash nine and Ron I think
Speaker 3: we got to put another another thing on on today's show.
Speaker 2: A bounty, all right, a bounty. If we don't make
Speaker 2: let's lower it a little bit.
Speaker 3: Ron. If we don't make one hundred dollars today, there's
Speaker 3: no show tomorrow. Is that fair allows one hundred dollars?
Speaker 3: If we don't get one hundred dollars today, then there's
Speaker 3: no show tomorrow. Because I'm trying to buy a cover
Speaker 3: from my grill. Are you onto the whole grill controversy?
Speaker 3: I went to I went to the home.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know what grill.
Speaker 2: You don't grill? How about in the driveway?
Speaker 1: And then I gotta move it every time the car
Speaker 1: comes in the car.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're moving it.
Speaker 3: It doesn't take long to barbecue some dogs for you
Speaker 3: and your roommate.
Speaker 2: Why not the Joyce summer Rod and Joyant.
Speaker 1: With a nice explosive diarrhea, Seminila Tuna.
Speaker 3: It's not that I think I say if I have
Speaker 3: to because I do like ordering that. At at some
Speaker 3: of these joints, I will say, tune in the swap. No,
Speaker 3: I won't say in the swap, tune in this tuna
Speaker 3: that tone of thing. That's right though, Hey, you know
Speaker 3: that toneate thing on the salad with the egg and thing.
Speaker 2: I want one of those. Let's just say tuning the
Speaker 2: swap when the rest of this live stream.
Speaker 1: By the way, we might as well talk about the
Speaker 1: swan France and Spain. No, dude, there's not gonna do there.
Speaker 4: They're burning down. There's no more France in Spain.
Speaker 2: Why are they burning down? Now?
Speaker 3: You don't watch the news, na, the news is just depressing.
Speaker 3: Why would I watch the I had.
Speaker 1: To evacuate almost a million people, and like the fire
Speaker 1: is only thirty miles away from Madrid.
Speaker 4: It's wildfires in the history of Europe.
Speaker 3: Wildfires. All right, Well, you know, good luck to those people.
Speaker 3: You know, no one wanted to pay attention to global warming,
Speaker 3: so now we have to deal with it. Now we
Speaker 3: have to deal with it because no one wanted to
Speaker 3: deal with the global warming. For decades, they warned us,
Speaker 3: and now things are getting out of fucking control. Simple
Speaker 3: as that. But back to my grill I need. If
Speaker 3: I don't get one hundred dollars today, no show tomorrow.
Speaker 3: You know, I had no problem take it tomorrow, and
Speaker 3: I'm going to use one hundred dollars to get a
Speaker 3: grill cover. Because I went to a home depot. I
Speaker 3: got the grill in the box. I put it together
Speaker 3: with my my kids. Instead of getting the web, I
Speaker 3: could have got the webby grilled.
Speaker 2: They would have delivered it and everything all nice round.
Speaker 3: But instead I got a box, a grill in a box, and.
Speaker 2: I put the thing together.
Speaker 3: But for some reason, this uh, in this uh, this
Speaker 3: new world we live in, when you buy a product,
Speaker 3: you you.
Speaker 2: Don't get everything. You don't get everything.
Speaker 3: I don't understand how we allow this as a society,
Speaker 3: that you don't get everything. And in this case, got
Speaker 3: the grill in the box. You would think you would
Speaker 3: come with a cover for your grill.
Speaker 2: Now that's extra. What do you mean that's extra buying
Speaker 2: the grill? Give me everything I need for the grill.
Speaker 3: So then I see it on the wall ron it's
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars. I'm like, I ain't paying no one
Speaker 3: hundred dollars for a grill cover. Go fuck yourself. That's
Speaker 3: like almost half the price of the actual grill. So
Speaker 3: I went home with out the grill cover and uh,
Speaker 3: fast forward a month later. My grill is already rusting.
Speaker 3: So if the people are kind today and we make
Speaker 3: a one hundred dollars, there will be a show tomorrow
Speaker 3: and my grill won't rust anymore.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 3: That's all we're looking for in this damn thing. We're
Speaker 3: not looking again rich right round. We just want a
Speaker 3: few bucks.
Speaker 1: Let me put my nosetra rawnie hat on. Yes, if
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like last week, have a good day.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow, everybody, we won't be on.
Speaker 1: That's it. We tried this last Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Look, this is what happened.
Speaker 1: We didn't do a show well because this is.
Speaker 3: Very, very tiring, Oh my god, so to do four
Speaker 3: four shows a week instead of five everyone else, this
Speaker 3: is so tiring that they do one episode a week,
Speaker 3: maybe two episodes a week, because this is so.
Speaker 2: Tiring and so hard. So you know, if if we
Speaker 2: take tomorrow off, so be it. But how are you
Speaker 2: Ronny Babes?
Speaker 3: Enough about me and my my stomach cramps and my
Speaker 3: rusting grill. But I'm in the city to check on
Speaker 3: the apartment, and uh, I get my bills and stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh I left. Uh can you tell? I haven't talked
Speaker 2: to anybody in the last in the last day, so
Speaker 2: I'm very I can.
Speaker 1: Tell because you just said enough about me, what's going
Speaker 1: on with you, Ronny Babes, and you literally went right
Speaker 1: back to you.
Speaker 2: I'm very I've been here almost a full day.
Speaker 3: I haven't I haven't even talked out loud, So I'm
Speaker 3: chatty now.
Speaker 2: But I came back to the New York City apartment
Speaker 2: to check it on things. The boy. I'm glad I did.
Speaker 1: Are you there by yourself or the families by myself?
Speaker 2: Just quick in and out? We got Amazon packages, I
Speaker 2: got bills, no dog no doggie.
Speaker 3: Uh. I just want to make sure that my apartment's okay,
Speaker 3: because every time we leave for an extended period of time.
Speaker 2: I come back and there's a major fucking.
Speaker 3: Issue in this place, and it's usually the building and
Speaker 3: not us.
Speaker 2: Could be a guy that left.
Speaker 3: I don't know, is foss it on upstairs and there
Speaker 3: was a waterfall through my living room.
Speaker 2: People might remember that if they're regular listeners to.
Speaker 3: This fine podcast, then I had a steam pipe boss
Speaker 3: even though we had all our shit turned off in
Speaker 3: our apartment.
Speaker 2: Things like that, so we're a little paranoid. So I
Speaker 2: come in once a month Today's issue.
Speaker 3: I took on a little hobby where I make my
Speaker 3: own sour dough ron and my wife's just polite because
Speaker 3: she loves her sour dough bread.
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, I'll get a kit and i'll make
Speaker 2: sour dough for you. And so far it's been a
Speaker 2: buster route.
Speaker 3: But I left the sour dough starter in the oven
Speaker 3: because you got to keep your sour dough kind of
Speaker 3: in a warm place. So there's we have a We
Speaker 3: have an oven we barely use, so I put it
Speaker 3: in there just to keep it warm.
Speaker 2: I don't turn the oven on nothing. It just stays
Speaker 2: a little warmer in there.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, I forgot about it and I opened up
Speaker 3: the oven and U now my apartment smells like someone
Speaker 3: died in here. That's sour dough starters. Do joke if
Speaker 3: you don't take care of it and you leave it
Speaker 3: laying around. Oh but we might have to get this
Speaker 3: place fumigated. It stinks to high hell in here. All right,
Speaker 3: Enough about me, ron back to you.
Speaker 4: You just said that last time.
Speaker 1: You're sure, I'm gonna I'm gonna pause for a second.
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna jump.
Speaker 2: Back into you got some more stuff. But back to you, Ron.
Speaker 1: You left a sour dough package like the starter kit
Speaker 1: in the oven in your New York City apartment.
Speaker 2: Starter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you put it in a jar and it grows, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then you take fifty percent away and it grows more,
Speaker 3: and then eventually make bread out of it and you
Speaker 3: keep the start of going.
Speaker 2: But I learned the hard way that you probably shouldn't.
Speaker 3: Leave it in a hot oven. Even though the oven's
Speaker 3: not on, it's still hot. To understand, because it's about
Speaker 3: one hundred degrees in this apartment right now because the
Speaker 3: ac isn't on. So I've ruined it, and it's it
Speaker 3: smells horrendous.
Speaker 1: You're breathing in spores of Thanks, Ron, Like there's spores
Speaker 1: inside of you.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 4: What if they start geminating, germinating.
Speaker 2: Germanating, I don't know.
Speaker 1: What if the spoil is like, oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: like alien you can have like something like pop out
Speaker 1: of a fucking belly button.
Speaker 2: Well, the cramping is insane. It is absolutely insane.
Speaker 3: So uh, and I'm one day behind my my wife
Speaker 3: because she was complaining, I'm like that, man, I'm good.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm good. You had fucking salad. You're not supposed to
Speaker 1: be eating lettuce. Great, because they said, oops, we thought
Speaker 1: it was this source. No, no, no, no, you know
Speaker 1: what they This is what they're saying. There used to
Speaker 1: be eighteen people. There used to be eighteen people specifically
Speaker 1: like uh, investigators, Yeah, for this type of thing, right
Speaker 1: elon musk Dodge. They got it down. There's only there's
Speaker 1: only two people on the ground left. They said, we
Speaker 1: don't have enough people that. We don't just we don't
Speaker 1: have a vampower to figure it out. We used to
Speaker 1: have eighteen investigators for them, for the drug and Food
Speaker 1: administration whatever. There's only two people now where we don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on. We don't know where it started.
Speaker 1: We're never going to find the source. Well, smoke them
Speaker 1: if you got them.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: We're saving money, though, Ron, That's all that's important here.
Speaker 2: Don't save us a lot of money in this country.
Speaker 1: I just say something.
Speaker 2: To enjoy your explosive diarrhea, Can I.
Speaker 1: Just say something? You are now feeling the direct effects
Speaker 1: of a doge cut all right.
Speaker 4: Right now, this is this is a direct correlation.
Speaker 1: I'm not having enough people on the ground and now
Speaker 1: one of our national measures in the radio.
Speaker 4: World has cramps. Thanks Ron, he gave the post.
Speaker 2: I knew you were talking about.
Speaker 4: Look at you. Oh you're all willing look Oh my god, look.
Speaker 1: At me, My god. Oh I might need some.
Speaker 2: Ladies sticks though, for real, because I'm cray.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yes, maybe someone could throw some
Speaker 1: money on my venmo because uh, I may have to page.
Speaker 4: And doctor pimple.
Speaker 1: What the fuck, dude, it's like massive.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, pop that right on the show man.
Speaker 2: We'll get big numbers. Why do you get.
Speaker 3: I know why you're using the suntann lotion. It's clogging
Speaker 3: your pores.
Speaker 1: Oh you think that's the reason. Hell yeah, oh you know.
Speaker 2: Wait, you're too old.
Speaker 3: For pimples, so you're blocking your true too too much
Speaker 3: suntann lotion and you're blocking your pores.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got you gotta.
Speaker 1: It could be from my location I worked.
Speaker 3: I worked with a guy his fucking he had these
Speaker 3: golf balls all.
Speaker 2: Over his face. Oh it was disgusting.
Speaker 3: People from people would literally dry heave when they saw him.
Speaker 2: Oh it was gross and that they would sweat it
Speaker 2: leak dude.
Speaker 1: We had one, yeah, we had one guy in high school.
Speaker 1: He had severe acne and like he would pop it
Speaker 1: and it would come out like soft serve ice cream.
Speaker 1: It would just it would crawl.
Speaker 4: Out and then he I'm gonna throw up.
Speaker 1: He ate it once for twenty bucks, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: right right, he put it on his finger like it
Speaker 1: was disgusting.
Speaker 3: Run thank you, But that's all it is. You clogged
Speaker 3: the poor with your son Tanos.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Oh, so the big story today today is the Lebron James.
Speaker 3: I'm learning a lot more about this Lebron James. You
Speaker 3: know that he signed for barely any money because no
Speaker 3: one wanted him. I bet he wanted to stay in
Speaker 3: LA and LA looked at him like, we ain't giving
Speaker 3: you a shit next year. You could stay, but we're
Speaker 3: gonna give you a couple of bill That's about it.
Speaker 1: He's taken the league minimum.
Speaker 3: Well, that's why the decision took so long, because they
Speaker 3: really thought that a team was gonna pay top dollar
Speaker 3: for Lebron. That's the only reason this took so long.
Speaker 3: He settled on Philly. It's coming out. He wanted the
Speaker 3: Knicks badly. He wanted to be on the Knicks, but
Speaker 3: with the Knicks winning a championship, they're like, nah, we're good.
Speaker 2: We don't need you reckon our chemistry. Now we're good.
Speaker 2: Even if we never win another championship, we're good. We
Speaker 2: don't need you.
Speaker 1: No, he said, if the Knicks didn't win the championship,
Speaker 1: he would be playing with the Knicks this year. And
Speaker 1: he's no, he never wants a Knicks won. He never
Speaker 1: offered like, hey, I want to play, he said, he never.
Speaker 1: He never made that attempt anymore because he said, well,
Speaker 1: it's too late now. I'm not gonna suck out. I
Speaker 1: don't want to fuck up the chemistry.
Speaker 3: No, And because the odds of repeating as a champion
Speaker 3: in the NBA is slim.
Speaker 2: So he's thinking to himself, if I'm chasing.
Speaker 3: Another ring, the Knicks got their rings, so it's gonna
Speaker 3: be a hard thing to repeat over there. So I
Speaker 3: gotta look at other teams. So he settled on Philly.
Speaker 3: He's going to live in New York City. He loves
Speaker 3: Philly so much. Ron He's like, you know what, I
Speaker 3: love Philly. I can't wait that that that town has
Speaker 3: a lot of history.
Speaker 2: They got a good team.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm a big fan of Philly and uh, but
Speaker 3: he doesn't want to live there.
Speaker 2: He doesn't want to live there, So he's going to
Speaker 2: commute from New York City.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, let's he's gonna live part time
Speaker 1: in New York City.
Speaker 2: Well, part time means during the season, you understand.
Speaker 1: And he will be commuting from New York City to
Speaker 1: the games in Philly, right via helicopter.
Speaker 2: Right, forty five minute helicopter ride. Nothing, but you know what,
Speaker 2: I wanted to make fun of that.
Speaker 3: And then I learned that Wilt Chamberlain you remember the
Speaker 3: great Wilt Chamberlain run. Yeah, he played for the Philadelphia
Speaker 3: Warriors before the Philadelphia Warriors moved.
Speaker 2: To Golden State, I would assume.
Speaker 3: And then Philadelphia seventy Six's came into existence after the fact.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not really sure about that history,
Speaker 2: to be honest.
Speaker 4: But they came with the ABA and then Irving.
Speaker 1: Doctor J.
Speaker 2: Doctor J and Magic Johnson and the merger. No but
Speaker 2: oh no, Larry Bird.
Speaker 1: No, what I'm trying to say is when the Philadelphia
Speaker 1: seventy six ers, they originally were the a BA and
Speaker 1: that's when they had Doctor J. And Doctor J was
Speaker 1: the biggest star, like he was the biggest star, wasn't
Speaker 1: in the NBA, was in the ABA, and then they merged, right, I.
Speaker 3: Got it, So but whatever, I think I'm getting the
Speaker 3: history wrong. But Will Chamberlain played for the Philadelphia Warriors
Speaker 3: and he lived in New York City, so everyone is
Speaker 3: like kind of going after Lebron James.
Speaker 2: I love going after the Lebron James.
Speaker 3: I think Philly's gonna eat him alive as soon as
Speaker 3: he has that first bad game, They're gonna eat him alive.
Speaker 2: Philly don't play.
Speaker 3: But with that said, it's not fair to go after
Speaker 3: Lebron because he's commuting from New York City next year
Speaker 3: to play with the seventy six ers. Because back in
Speaker 3: the day, Will Chamberlain had a hell of a year
Speaker 3: with the Philadelphia Warriors. He lived on Sugric Park, which
Speaker 3: is literally I could see it a few blocks from here.
Speaker 2: He lived in New York when he played for Philadelphia.
Speaker 3: And he took the train down because you know, the
Speaker 3: helicopter thing that that wasn't didn't make as much sense
Speaker 3: as it does today. So he took the train down
Speaker 3: and every once in a while he would hit your
Speaker 3: ride with Knick's players.
Speaker 2: When the Knicks were playing down there in Philly. He
Speaker 2: would actually hitch rides with the Nick players.
Speaker 3: But he's another guy, high profile guy that actually commuted
Speaker 3: from New York City to play in Philadelphia.
Speaker 2: So there you go.
Speaker 1: Well, there's the Eastern Conference Final right there.
Speaker 2: Nick's Nick Nick sixers.
Speaker 1: Nick sixer. That's the Eastern Conference Final.
Speaker 3: Nah no, nah, yeah, And Bead's gonna get hurt within
Speaker 3: the first week of the season, so they're gonna have
Speaker 3: to deal with that horseshit. And they're also going to
Speaker 3: realize that Lebron is way past his prime and they're
Speaker 3: not getting the Lebron James that they thought.
Speaker 2: The Mets thought they were getting Willie Mays back in
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 3: They're like, oh my god, we got Willie Mays. Willie
Speaker 3: Mays was like eighty when the Mets finally got you.
Speaker 1: Know that, Lebron's numbers are still He'll.
Speaker 3: Do all right, they'll do all right, but he's not
Speaker 3: a superstar anymore.
Speaker 1: Lebron James is incredible shape, He's got a huge basketball IQ. Right,
Speaker 1: Lebron James will be the reason they win the final
Speaker 1: because Lebron James in the playoffs with the Sixers is
Speaker 1: gonna be the the X factor.
Speaker 2: Dude, I will take your buddy.
Speaker 1: The Sixers are your money.
Speaker 3: I'm taking your money. The Sixers are not winning the
Speaker 3: NBA championship. Fucking clip this shit so we can play
Speaker 3: it six months from now, eight.
Speaker 2: Months from now, whatever it would be.
Speaker 3: They're not now when Sixers are not winning the championship.
Speaker 1: They got Jalen Brown, who's probably the best two way
Speaker 1: player in the game. Yeah, amazing, He's the top three
Speaker 1: player in the fucking world. Because the fucking Jason Tatum,
Speaker 1: you fucking egotistical, fucking maniac.
Speaker 4: It's there can only be one star on the team.
Speaker 2: One star.
Speaker 3: And they got Maxi too, who's a superstar in the NBA.
Speaker 3: The Sixers NFMB stays healthy. Yeah, on paper, looks amazing,
Speaker 3: but it ain't happening. Ron, Sorry, it's not happening.
Speaker 2: On paper.
Speaker 1: They're the most talented team in basketball. Who on paper,
Speaker 1: the Sixers the most talented team in basketball.
Speaker 3: On paper, they look better than the Knicks who just
Speaker 3: won the championship.
Speaker 4: I'll better than any team.
Speaker 3: I'll be on that Cleveland. Whatever we don't have to
Speaker 3: get into this. And okay, c he's gonna be hungry.
Speaker 3: It's no, it's not a cakewalk with the Sixers because
Speaker 3: Lebron's now on the team.
Speaker 2: No, no, all right, well it's just my stupid take.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this isn't Barstool Sports or anything, because those guys,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, those guys have amazing takes on things.
Speaker 3: Ron Are we gonna name that pimple by the way,
Speaker 3: you want to name it?
Speaker 1: No, we have some very clever listeners out there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll come up with something. Anyway, mount Ronnie,
Speaker 1: what do you.
Speaker 3: Got on the Barstool Sports? I noticed you gave me
Speaker 3: a clip of First of.
Speaker 1: All, show that picture show I said to you to
Speaker 1: show the picture of the final score.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll look for it, Ronnie, I'll look for it.
Speaker 2: So what set this up?
Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, to be fair to Lebron, because
Speaker 3: everyone's like he's just chasing rings, right, yes, and he
Speaker 3: needs another championship to be considered the goat and he
Speaker 3: just ran out of time. He'll never be considered greater
Speaker 3: than Michael Jordan, especially when he's out of the league
Speaker 3: for a few years. That's when the conversations will be
Speaker 3: will stop cold in its tracks. But with that said,
Speaker 3: Kevin Durant came forward and stuck up for Lebron James.
Speaker 2: Exact quote from Kevin Durant, who I love. He speaks
Speaker 2: his mind.
Speaker 3: He says, everybody in the NBA is either chasing rings,
Speaker 3: shot attempts, or money. So to call out Lebron James
Speaker 3: for doing that is basically what Kevin Durant is saying
Speaker 3: is not fucking fair.
Speaker 2: So that fair enough, fair enough?
Speaker 4: This is the new norm people who change the rings.
Speaker 1: Right, if Lebron game wins the title with the Sixers,
Speaker 1: will be the only player in history to do it
Speaker 1: with four teams that could get him over the hump.
Speaker 2: It ain't happening. It ain't happening.
Speaker 3: You know that Lebron can't even play a full game anymore.
Speaker 3: He wasn't playing full games.
Speaker 2: On the Lakers. All right, Oh you want me to
Speaker 2: the Barstool Sports thing, run the final score, the final?
Speaker 2: So what was it set this up? As I find
Speaker 2: it really fast, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, it's so much a set up.
Speaker 4: It's celebrity family feud.
Speaker 2: Celebrity family feud.
Speaker 1: So Barston Sports do a celebrity family feud in Barstool
Speaker 1: Sports versus right. Let me get this right against the
Speaker 1: Dallas You know Cooper Cooper Flagg from the Dallas Mavericks.
Speaker 2: I do know Cooper Flag.
Speaker 1: So it's Cooper Flag, the star of the Dallas Mavericks
Speaker 1: and his family, right versus Bostool Sports. In Celebrity Family
Speaker 1: Feud hosted by Steve Hovey. Another guy who wears giant
Speaker 1: purple suits. Another guy who were giant purple suits.
Speaker 2: Not a fan of the Steve ho.
Speaker 4: Have you met Have you met the Hobbies?
Speaker 2: Fan of the Steve Hobby?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: I never met him? All right, listen to me. There's
Speaker 2: the there's the picture you sent me.
Speaker 3: The worst loss is Celebrity Family Feud, history is Barstools Sports.
Speaker 2: They got zero points, the steals zero heart.
Speaker 1: Throw the other picture. The other picture actually shows the score.
Speaker 2: Oh my, that's real five forty three zero.
Speaker 1: That's real zero.
Speaker 2: In celebrity family feud. I think that's impossible.
Speaker 4: They got nothing.
Speaker 2: That's impossible.
Speaker 1: So this is one of the questions. Steve Harvey asked
Speaker 1: port Noy. It was his turn. Yeah, Steve Harvey asked,
Speaker 1: name something.
Speaker 4: You know how they do name something?
Speaker 1: A player probably has that, A regular guy might not.
Speaker 1: Take a guess, what would you say?
Speaker 2: What's the I'm gonna read it again?
Speaker 1: Read it? Okay, this is celebrity family feud, and it's
Speaker 1: the Opy Radio Show versus who reverse the Howard Stern Show?
Speaker 2: A god, why would you do that to me? Dad?
Speaker 2: What's the question. Let's just get this done.
Speaker 4: Now, what would you say? I'm gonna pretend I'm Steve Hobby?
Speaker 2: All right, all right, Hobby, let's go.
Speaker 1: Opie.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Name something a player probably has that a regular guy
Speaker 1: might not.
Speaker 4: Top five answers.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Do I have to read it again?
Speaker 2: A mansion?
Speaker 1: Okay, by the way.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's actually probably.
Speaker 1: I bet you got to be up there.
Speaker 2: A private chef right here?
Speaker 4: It is maybe.
Speaker 3: A ciner, a driver, maybe a driver. Maybe mom is
Speaker 3: all over the country, has several houses.
Speaker 2: Has more than one house?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Many kids out of wedlock?
Speaker 1: How about you know? Here's a simple one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll read it.
Speaker 4: Name something A player probably has it, A regular guy
Speaker 4: might not. How about an agent?
Speaker 2: Not an agent? Sure?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Barstool Sports couldn't get that right.
Speaker 4: Hold on because of Dave Portnoy's answer.
Speaker 2: Oh he stinks. Portnoytiks.
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey actually stopped and walked across and apologized to
Speaker 1: Cooper Cup's mother Cooper Flag, Oh oh, way.
Speaker 4: Who's Cooper Cup?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: So, by the way, the reason, Dave Portner responded without hesitation.
Speaker 1: He responded, immediately, Steve Harvey, name something. A player probably
Speaker 1: has it, a regular guy might not. Poyton Noy immediately
Speaker 1: blurted out, A big dick. It's Hilaire, a big dick.
Speaker 2: That's hilarious. Now, I like the Portnoy. You gotta like that.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 1: Obviously it wasn't on there, right, So then Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: looked like shark like right, and.
Speaker 3: Was he shocked with Steve Harvey like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: we can't have that on this family ship.
Speaker 1: It's funny. That is funny.
Speaker 2: It's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Same dick, that's kind of farny, Right, I don't like
Speaker 3: the Portnoy, but let's go that's funny.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, so maybe we'll have a mayor with
Speaker 1: us such a humor.
Speaker 3: Well, he's not gonna be the mayor of New York City. Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: he's not, of course not.
Speaker 1: We'll see.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: You know, I read something about Cooper Flag. He plays
Speaker 3: with the Mavericks. He's a rock star. He had a
Speaker 3: great rookie year. You know, they're saying he grew three
Speaker 3: inches in the off season. He's now seven foot tall.
Speaker 3: Supposedly he was like six nine and now he's seven
Speaker 3: foot tall these and it is possible because he's young still,
Speaker 3: and they're saying he grew three.
Speaker 2: Inches in the off season.
Speaker 4: Is that the kid from Maine, Maine.
Speaker 2: I don't know where he's from.
Speaker 4: He's from Maine.
Speaker 1: He's a small he's from a small town to make
Speaker 1: I think he played for Notre Dame.
Speaker 3: Right, No, he didn't play for Notre Dame. Let's stop
Speaker 3: where we suck at sports. Let's let Barstool Sports do
Speaker 3: this because they're amazing at it.
Speaker 1: They're not a celebrity. Jeopardy five, three to zero to zero.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, bro, that's crazy. Let me let me look
Speaker 2: at that picture again. That's that's crazy. Is that real?
Speaker 1: I think they did it on purpose, like they didn't try, Like,
Speaker 1: let's just try, like op, you know what I was
Speaker 1: a second. Maybe they're not close outside of the show.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're I don't think they're clever enough
Speaker 2: to do it on purpose. I think they're stupid people.
Speaker 2: I think David three to zero. You know why, Mortenoy
Speaker 2: is a very lucky man that he hit.
Speaker 4: Because how you talk about like when he used to
Speaker 4: do the the o A show.
Speaker 1: Right after the show, you guys were just go your
Speaker 1: separate ways, wouldn't even talk.
Speaker 2: Nope.
Speaker 1: May maybe that's what they do, like they didn't No.
Speaker 2: Shit, probably, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Man. No, even even back in the day when me
Speaker 3: and Anthony weren't talking, when the MIC's were off, or
Speaker 3: when we weren't doing this show, at least we kind
Speaker 3: of knew each other enough to do a show together.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: No, it's just they just stink. Barstool sports is so overrated,
Speaker 2: so overrated.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're making the big bucks though, Ron, Good for them,
Speaker 3: Good for them. I want to bring up I want
Speaker 3: to bring up Ron Bennington for a second to courage.
Speaker 2: This guy is showing I don't even know how you
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 3: He's it's a master class on on how to live
Speaker 3: your life. It's a master class on what comedy is
Speaker 3: all about. So for the people, most of the people
Speaker 3: checking us out, no Ron Bennington and Bennington excuse me,
Speaker 3: is fighting stage four cancer, colon cancer, and I think
Speaker 3: he's doing experimental treatments.
Speaker 2: Not to get in his business, but it.
Speaker 3: You know, he's in a tough spot, to say the
Speaker 3: at least, and he is just he is so stoic
Speaker 3: through this whole thing. We can all learn from Ron Bennington.
Speaker 3: I couldn't do it. Most of the people watching this
Speaker 3: could not do this. He's laughing the whole way as
Speaker 3: he's he fights this thing, and he does something called
Speaker 3: the porcast. He's getting chemo and he's snuck in podcast
Speaker 3: equipment and they're whispering because they really don't want somebody,
Speaker 3: you know, kind of having fun as other people around
Speaker 3: them are also getting chemo. So he's whispering, and he's
Speaker 3: having the top notch guests on his portcast, and these
Speaker 3: comedians are just fucking crushing it and showing that you
Speaker 3: could joke about anything as long as you make it very,
Speaker 3: very funny. Some of these top some of these tough topics,
Speaker 3: you gotta make them funny if you're a comedian, and
Speaker 3: it proves to the people out there that you could
Speaker 3: joke about anything in this world.
Speaker 2: Man, when we're living this fucking life. The Dave A.
Speaker 2: Tel clip is just it's just on it. I'm looking
Speaker 2: for it, Ryan, I'm looking for it. I think I
Speaker 2: got a taste of it. Let me look here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 3: This is David Tel on Ron Bennington's poecast as Ron's
Speaker 3: getting the chemo checked us out.
Speaker 2: I had cancer. Yeah, I thought you were.
Speaker 3: What this is actually, they say better than the sempicot.
Speaker 3: I hate to brag, but I was at the hospital
Speaker 3: when Gilbert passed.
Speaker 4: I can't so.
Speaker 1: You're the grim Reaper. Well, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying that, you know, he had better accommodations
Speaker 3: kind of cancer on a budget.
Speaker 2: It's just unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Answer on a budget, It's unbelievable. That's a masterclass on
Speaker 3: comedy and how to live your life.
Speaker 2: It's I I can't even imagine. I can't even imagine
Speaker 2: doing it that way.
Speaker 1: When davidtel says I thought you were was epic, Ron
Speaker 1: Bennington generally is laughing. Of course, it's generally like I
Speaker 1: wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 3: Because you know the reality is, no one knows if
Speaker 3: Ron's gonna survive this.
Speaker 2: So that's in the air that's in the air.
Speaker 3: When these comedians are going on that podcast and they're
Speaker 3: like they know exactly what Ron's looking for and they
Speaker 3: are delivering.
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable. It truly is unbelievable.
Speaker 3: This ship will be studied years from now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you and Ron Bennett and a friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I mean sure.
Speaker 1: No, But I'm saying why I think it would be great.
Speaker 1: I think I think a great episode if.
Speaker 2: You went on there. We already did this, We already
Speaker 2: did this bit. We already did this. I'm not I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna go, Hey, Ron, can I be on your
Speaker 2: cancer show?
Speaker 4: Well, I wouldn't ward it like that.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, we we shared a we shared a
Speaker 3: studio for many many years.
Speaker 2: We went on each other's shows off air. We we
Speaker 2: hung out minimally. Uh and uh.
Speaker 3: As I sit here today, I text him about once
Speaker 3: every couple of weeks just to see how he's doing.
Speaker 2: That's about it. That's my true. Of course, he does
Speaker 2: runs an amazing guy. But David Tel, I gotta.
Speaker 3: Say, a lot of people ask who was the funniest
Speaker 3: person to do the Opien Anthony Show. Unfortunately David Tel
Speaker 3: didn't do it. A lot but he's right the fuck
Speaker 3: up there.
Speaker 2: He's the quickest and funniest guy working today.
Speaker 3: I think, I think, I'm sure I had another answer
Speaker 3: to that a month or two ago, but I always
Speaker 3: forget about David Tell and how funny and how quick
Speaker 3: that guy is.
Speaker 2: He's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Did remember whole the mannerism, the delivery, the cadence, He's
Speaker 1: perfected it.
Speaker 3: I got another clip from David Tell while we're at it,
Speaker 3: because it brought.
Speaker 2: Up another memory.
Speaker 3: Let me find it memory. So one of the times
Speaker 3: David Tell was on the Opien Anthony Show, it was
Speaker 3: right after Patresea o'nil died, and uh, we were doing
Speaker 3: a show.
Speaker 2: It was tough.
Speaker 3: We were inviting people that really knew Patries into the
Speaker 3: studio to kind of hang out with us and try
Speaker 3: to get us all through this thing, us through it,
Speaker 3: the comedians through it.
Speaker 2: And David Tel was on and David Towel out of
Speaker 2: nowhere said.
Speaker 3: This, it's one of the greatest lines ever ever said
Speaker 3: on the Open Anthony Show.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: And it's just a horrible loss.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it really is.
Speaker 3: And and you see it on Twitter and you see
Speaker 3: how many people uh uh loved the guy.
Speaker 1: But how many ways paid to see him?
Speaker 3: Huh yeah, to be the douche and bag of the
Speaker 3: competition there, But yeah, everybody loves them for free.
Speaker 1: We got a purple suit to buy in a gigantic coffin.
Speaker 1: All right, that's when things happened. All right, enough hemming
Speaker 1: and hauling about. Oh n not what that's the last
Speaker 1: time I was here?
Speaker 2: Is that unbelievable?
Speaker 3: And I guarantee, just to put in perspective, David Tell
Speaker 3: had a good cry over Patresea's passing. Trust me, those
Speaker 3: those two things are possible. You could be insanely sad
Speaker 3: for the passing of one of your dear friends in
Speaker 3: the comedy world. Right, and then also because you're a
Speaker 3: great comedian like David Tel, you could you could do
Speaker 3: the jokes that pitch perfect, pitch perfect, and that day
Speaker 3: I remember we needed that laugh because it was rough.
Speaker 2: It was rough to do that first show.
Speaker 3: I think that was the first show we did after
Speaker 3: learning about Patrice's passing.
Speaker 1: You know what, You hear this. You hear this numerous
Speaker 1: times where like someone's famous is in the hospital, or
Speaker 1: someone went through a massive tragedy and they can't come
Speaker 1: out of it, and they all call the same person.
Speaker 1: They call Robin Williams, and Roby Williams would be the
Speaker 1: only person who could get this person to like David Tell.
Speaker 1: Is that type of talent, David Tel. It's literally looking
Speaker 1: Ron Bennington in the face with death. Yeah, and makes
Speaker 1: it hilarious talking about Patrician mil death just wickedly funny.
Speaker 2: It's scary how quick he is. It's scary how David
Speaker 2: Tel is.
Speaker 1: But you can try to do it and that could
Speaker 1: go horribly wrong.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't understand, like how uh, I don't
Speaker 3: understand why David Tell wasn't bigger than he is. He
Speaker 3: certainly has a great life, and he certainly is a
Speaker 3: top notch comedian. But that guy should be selling out MSG.
Speaker 3: That guy should be in a million fucking movies.
Speaker 1: It's no. But hold on when you say what he
Speaker 1: got bigger? For him to get bigger would mean he
Speaker 1: would have to then branch off into film and television,
Speaker 1: which he never did.
Speaker 4: Maybe he didn't want to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, he had.
Speaker 3: He had a huge show on TV on Comedy Central
Speaker 3: where he wandered around and was hanging out.
Speaker 1: With Oh shit, that was a million years ago, he walked,
Speaker 1: he'd wander around at night in cities, and.
Speaker 2: That was great. That was absolutely great.
Speaker 3: But the point here is, uh, what Ron Bennington is
Speaker 3: doing through his cancer treatment is I I.
Speaker 2: I no words. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: The courage and how stoic he is. He doesn't know
Speaker 3: how this is going to work out in the end.
Speaker 3: And he's bringing in, you know, all his friends. He's
Speaker 3: bringing in the people that he feels close to and
Speaker 3: that that he likes a lot.
Speaker 2: And they're doing little, uh little podcasts.
Speaker 3: While he gets chemo and they're whispering because they don't
Speaker 3: want to get caught.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: You know what. I hope with this all this AI
Speaker 1: ship that with AI, right, they said that one of
Speaker 1: the benefits of AI is there's a good chance it's
Speaker 1: going to eradicate cancer. So you're hoping with AI and
Speaker 1: with the massive quantum leaps in technology and advancement, maybe
Speaker 1: there is some hope for Ron Bennington. Well, seriously, that's
Speaker 1: a thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I think I think AI is pushing a
Speaker 3: lot of things forward, cancer treatments and all sorts of
Speaker 3: other stuff. Sure, so hopefully there's some benefits in there
Speaker 3: already for him and people like him, because you know.
Speaker 2: That would be that would be good, that'd be great.
Speaker 3: You know. Now Ron needs to be around for many
Speaker 3: more years. I mean, come on, come on, God, where
Speaker 3: are you when we need?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Which God you're talking to?
Speaker 2: You need a miracle? God?
Speaker 4: Which God?
Speaker 2: How about God?
Speaker 1: Are you talking to Mandan's God?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know. I know when I talk.
Speaker 3: No, you want to know the truth When I talk God,
Speaker 3: I don't. It's not a particular god based on a religion.
Speaker 2: Ron.
Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, that's where we fucked up the whole thing.
Speaker 2: It's human beings.
Speaker 1: You don't get a gold budden in the corner of
Speaker 1: your house.
Speaker 2: No, that's where that's where we fucked it up.
Speaker 3: That's why I like saying I'm spiritual, because that's what
Speaker 3: that That was the roots of religion. And then we're like, oh, really,
Speaker 3: let's categorize it and let's all have a separate God.
Speaker 2: We worship with different rules.
Speaker 3: Nah, Man, when I say God, I say God.
Speaker 1: You just said it like a black woman God?
Speaker 2: You know you know the food and security thing? Did you?
Speaker 3: I think you're watching the same news as me this morning?
Speaker 3: Because we we talked a little bit before the show.
Speaker 3: Did you see the giant woman that was talking about
Speaker 3: food in securities?
Speaker 2: I mean, I I is it stupid to say that.
Speaker 2: I don't get it.
Speaker 3: How are you that big and you got and and
Speaker 3: food in securities means you're starving. Let's stop, let's stop
Speaker 3: making it all nice with the words I got food insecurity?
Speaker 1: Why would I bring that up? Is it because Madonnie's
Speaker 1: doing the free supermarkets or the city owned supermarkets?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I swear to god, she was talking about her food
Speaker 3: and securities, and I don't I didn't even hear the
Speaker 3: rest of the story because I'm looking at this giant woman.
Speaker 2: I'm like, how how do you have food in security?
Speaker 1: Some of these women like here to hear, like their
Speaker 1: their triceps. It's just it's just it's just like it
Speaker 1: looks like two haymns underneath their arms.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it was, but it was weird
Speaker 2: to be I was confused. Maybe I'm a stupid person.
Speaker 2: Maybe someone needs to educate me on that.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna educate a little bit.
Speaker 2: But but.
Speaker 3: But the one thing I do want to say is
Speaker 3: stop calling it food and security. Let's stop making it
Speaker 3: all nice. People are starving out there. And when you say,
Speaker 3: when you go on TV and go I'm starving, people
Speaker 3: are gonna try to help you.
Speaker 2: But if you go, yeah, I got some food insecurities, you.
Speaker 3: Know, no, it's not as as important. How about how
Speaker 3: about the unhoused. Oh I'm unhoused.
Speaker 2: I'm homeless. Help me, God, damn, I live in a
Speaker 2: refrigerator box. That's when people the river I need a help.
Speaker 2: But when you go, yeah, I'm on housed. I hate that.
Speaker 3: I hate that word of manipulating our language. It's stupid
Speaker 3: because it's the same problem. This woman with the food insecurity.
Speaker 3: She's starving, so say it, I'm starving. I need your help.
Speaker 2: I need food.
Speaker 1: But she's big, giant. That's where that's where you lose
Speaker 1: the impact. But you know, there is a there is
Speaker 1: some reason for like people who are extremely low income
Speaker 1: and do have food insecurities and they're huge. Do you
Speaker 1: know why they're huge?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Because the cheapest food to buy the worst for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fast, it's all, it's all, it's all processed. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I hate eat healthy is actually expensive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I hate that rant.
Speaker 1: But that's what that's what people say.
Speaker 2: I hate that rant because that because then it blows
Speaker 2: off the.
Speaker 1: Whole willpower thing whatever, you know, whatever.
Speaker 2: It's an important point. But to eat healthy is not fun.
Speaker 2: It sucks.
Speaker 1: It's also expensive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then they go, well, the only reason I
Speaker 3: don't eat healthy is because it's expensive.
Speaker 2: That's my point. That's bullshit too, you know what.
Speaker 1: You know what people I see people all the time
Speaker 1: because it's so cheap and it's the worst thing for you,
Speaker 1: those ninety fucking noodle packets, like the ramen noodles. But
Speaker 1: the right right, it's it will kill you. It's it
Speaker 1: will literally kill you. That what we're talking about, the
Speaker 1: cheap shit right?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Who jewels?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We again, two jewels. I think that's a half
Speaker 2: a cent. I'll take a half a cent all day long.
Speaker 2: Fuck it? Why not? But what were we gonna say?
Speaker 2: I interrupted the unit apologies, oh the mom Donnie supermarkets?
Speaker 4: No, I was no, I got I got my point in.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, if you, if you're eating and you're at
Speaker 1: a poverty level, you're actually probably overweight because the food
Speaker 1: you can afford is gonna make you fat. That's the truth.
Speaker 2: Well, that's fair enough, fair enough. That goes with the discussion.
Speaker 3: Like I said, I'm stupid when it comes to this,
Speaker 3: but I don't like when we manipulate our language to
Speaker 3: make these horrible situations a little nicer there, a little better.
Speaker 1: And when you say and when you say, well what
Speaker 1: about willpower?
Speaker 4: Well what about everyone taking fucking oz epic?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: We did what about the willpower?
Speaker 2: There? We did that ran yesterday. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But the point is, and it's got to be said,
Speaker 3: because you know, people lose their mind over this type
Speaker 3: of stuff, the medical ship. There are a lot of people,
Speaker 3: let's just call it the weight loss drugs. A lot
Speaker 3: of people need those weight loss drugs for real reasons.
Speaker 3: And then there's other people taking the shortcut and taking
Speaker 3: those drugs.
Speaker 4: You know who's taking the shortcut?
Speaker 1: Oh, the fucking celebrities, the musicians right right eat Hey.
Speaker 3: I uh, it pains me to say this, but we
Speaker 3: try to be uh, we try to be kind of
Speaker 3: real on this dumb thing. So, Mom, Donnie is getting
Speaker 3: a lot of heat because he's, uh, he's starting the
Speaker 3: free supermarket thing. They're popping up here and there right
Speaker 3: and uh, and the bodegas are going nuts.
Speaker 2: And I say to the bodegas go after yourselves.
Speaker 3: Because we don't have a lot of supermarkets in Manhattan
Speaker 3: in general. They're here and there, so a lot of
Speaker 3: us go to the bodegas to get like, let's say,
Speaker 3: the eggs, the milk, maybe a couple of bagels, like
Speaker 3: the basic shit that we we need in between going
Speaker 3: to the grocery store. The prices that these bodegas are
Speaker 3: absolutely fucking insane. So I'm not gonna feel sorry for
Speaker 3: those people. They've been ripping us off ever since I
Speaker 3: moved to New York City.
Speaker 1: Well depends where you, depends where the bodega, I mean
Speaker 1: bodega on that boy side is gonna be expensive. I
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. But if you go to a
Speaker 1: bodega in the Bronx right or in Harlem, right, that
Speaker 1: is your supermarket. First of all, there ain't no there's
Speaker 1: no supermarket. There's no twenty five zoom around the corner.
Speaker 1: Right when I spent time in HOLEM when I got
Speaker 1: flooded out from Hurricane Ida a week there, yeah, your
Speaker 1: only food source with bodega's. And I'm not joking. I
Speaker 1: actually made a comment to the guy after a week there,
Speaker 1: you go into the bodega. There's no fresh fruit, there's
Speaker 1: no fresh vegetables. It's all everything up front. It's all
Speaker 1: chips and candy. And I watched the people coming in
Speaker 1: and what are they buying. They're buying orange soda, chips
Speaker 1: soda for breakfast. I'm like, what the fuck. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: you don't.
Speaker 4: Even have bananas on your counter.
Speaker 1: I said it. I was like, you have like bananas,
Speaker 1: like I said, And I said yeah, but you got
Speaker 1: all this candy, right, I said, so this is what
Speaker 1: people are eating in the morning, and goes yeah, I said, dude,
Speaker 1: And there's no other option. Well that's where ADHD comes from,
Speaker 1: because you're fucking there. When you crass from the sugar,
Speaker 1: you can't focus.
Speaker 2: Well, well there you go.
Speaker 3: So so I don't have a problem with the Mom
Speaker 3: Donnie thing with the supermarkets, because you know, people need
Speaker 3: help out there, and the bodega's going after Mamdani.
Speaker 2: It's like, look, dude, you no one's gonna feel sorry
Speaker 2: for you. Guys. You hike the prices on everything.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing. First of all, the Bodegas Associate
Speaker 1: of America is complaining that it's going to ruin their business, right, Madonnie.
Speaker 1: So first of all, first of all, they're not free supermarkets.
Speaker 1: It's like thirty percent off if you qualified. It's everything's cheaper.
Speaker 1: Here's here's exactly what the Mundani administration is doing to
Speaker 1: protect bodegas. The city runs supermarkets will not be selling
Speaker 1: lottery tickets, cigarettes or liquor. Those are bodega things. So
Speaker 1: that's what the bodegas were saying. No, the bodeg were saying, hey, dude,
Speaker 1: if you actually have cheaper liquor and cheaper cigarettes, you
Speaker 1: are going to put us out of business, right, So
Speaker 1: they said, no, you can't. Even that's not going to
Speaker 1: be allowed.
Speaker 3: It's not an issue because these things aren't going to
Speaker 3: pop up everywhere.
Speaker 2: They're going to be here and there.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, there's only one excuse me, there's
Speaker 1: only five Burroughs. There's only going to be one in
Speaker 1: each borough.
Speaker 2: That's what I mean. It's not even an issue.
Speaker 1: Give me a break. And they did, and they talked
Speaker 1: about other states who have tried it. Yeah, it's fit. Okay,
Speaker 1: So here's there's here's here's the record on it. It's
Speaker 1: fifty to fifty fifty fifty percent of the state run
Speaker 1: or city run grocery stores. Yeah, failed. The other fifty
Speaker 1: percent made a tiny little profit. It ain't free. You can't.
Speaker 4: You just don't go in there and get free stuff.
Speaker 1: Essentially, they give you a basket of essentials, which is
Speaker 1: whatever your basket is, you get thirty percent off, and
Speaker 1: then they're and then like the proteins, like the meats
Speaker 1: and the protein will be will always be cheaper because
Speaker 1: those are the necessities. But they don't not really successful.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been in one of those supermarkets or
Speaker 2: variation of those.
Speaker 1: Types of Yeah, where I went in one.
Speaker 3: I was in Philly, and uh, out of curiosity there
Speaker 3: was one, But how did you know? It was like
Speaker 3: I forgot what it was called, but it was very
Speaker 3: obvious that it was, uh for low.
Speaker 2: Income people, the supermarket where everything was deep.
Speaker 3: I don't exactly remember the name of the place or
Speaker 3: anything like that, but out of curiosity it went in.
Speaker 2: First of all, it was insanely sad. Second of all,
Speaker 2: they look like warehouse.
Speaker 3: They kind of had it set up like a supermarket.
Speaker 3: They try to have like aisles and stuff, but it
Speaker 3: was insanely said. What I remember was how sickly everything
Speaker 3: looked like they're getting all the shitty vegetables, the shitty fruit,
Speaker 3: the bruises on the fruit they got, the cans that
Speaker 3: have the dance, That meat looked like it was a
Speaker 3: little on the gray side. That these people aren't getting
Speaker 3: away with anything. Trust me, they're not getting away with anything.
Speaker 3: They're not gonna get the top notch stuff.
Speaker 2: In these places.
Speaker 1: But they can't afford it.
Speaker 2: And my point is everyone should relax.
Speaker 1: RelA no, But what I'm saying is the city can't
Speaker 1: afford to buy high end produce and then give it
Speaker 1: away of course deeper value that it will go out
Speaker 1: of business.
Speaker 3: There's a ton of ship when the trucks come in
Speaker 3: where there's a lot of fruit and vegetables where they're like,
Speaker 3: we can't put this out. People aren't gonna buy it.
Speaker 3: There's something, you know, there's something wrong with this carrot.
Speaker 2: There's something, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: And so there's a whole there's a whole market for
Speaker 3: this stuff that's a little off.
Speaker 1: California just passed a law because there's so much food
Speaker 1: waste that they changed the labeling on you know expiration dates. Yes,
Speaker 1: they changed the labeling because the way it was labeled
Speaker 1: it was it was saying after.
Speaker 4: This date, you can't eat it.
Speaker 1: Now. They changed it to preferred like because they said
Speaker 1: there's so much waste. And then they did like a
Speaker 1: like a scientific study, you know, like when I say
Speaker 1: expiration date is August first, yeah, they say the eggs
Speaker 1: are so good for three months.
Speaker 3: I've always been that guy because I need it. I
Speaker 3: always needed to cut corners most of my life and
Speaker 3: expiration dates. I was onto that game a long time ago.
Speaker 3: There's people in all of our lives.
Speaker 2: The milk.
Speaker 3: Let's say it says expires July twenty seventh, which was yesterday, right,
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, people are throwing all their shit out.
Speaker 2: Dude, the milk is still good for at least another
Speaker 2: week or two.
Speaker 1: It was the food ways in California was so severe.
Speaker 1: They so instead of saying aspires August first, it says
Speaker 1: it's preferable to eat.
Speaker 4: It before August first.
Speaker 1: Me, it's still not going to go back. They had
Speaker 1: a list of everything, like, by the way, Brad, it's
Speaker 1: still good for another two weeks. I give me a break.
Speaker 2: I ignore the expiration dates until I see that.
Speaker 1: You due to another couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Well, I was onto their game. Because that's how you
Speaker 2: sell more product.
Speaker 3: You understand, throw it away by more because people are
Speaker 3: throwing shit.
Speaker 2: Away because they panicked.
Speaker 3: They're like, oh my god, and they run the store
Speaker 3: and get more milk with a half a gown that's
Speaker 3: only half drank is still in the fridge.
Speaker 2: You could have kept drinking.
Speaker 3: That, but people paddic throw it away and get another
Speaker 3: gown of miltk.
Speaker 1: By the way, they one of the other tests they
Speaker 1: did is expiration date on canned I cant goods, right,
Speaker 1: it's good for a couple more years.
Speaker 4: It's ridiculous ice cream aspiration. No, you're good wars.
Speaker 2: Of course all that.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what the eggs. They said you can
Speaker 1: eat eggs up to three months after restoration if you
Speaker 1: keep them refrigerated.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: That says to me the egg industry is all about profit.
Speaker 3: The only thing that doesn't last is the strawberries. And
Speaker 3: I learned something about the strawberries. They supposedly put in
Speaker 3: those in those plastic containers because.
Speaker 2: They know that'll help them go bad faster. That's a
Speaker 2: scam too. We've all bought strawberries and by the time
Speaker 2: we get home, they're already moldy. Like, what the fuck
Speaker 2: happened in the car on the way home.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing with berries, if you have just one
Speaker 1: barry that's a little off, it infects the entire bunch
Speaker 1: very quickly.
Speaker 3: Oh I work with people like that. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: they affect the whole fucking room.
Speaker 1: Hold on, you're working with a few berries, a little
Speaker 1: a few a little.
Speaker 2: Berry's well that too, Ryan, of course, hold on.
Speaker 1: Before I forget my thought, I don't. I don't want
Speaker 1: to forget this because this is interesting. You brought up Davidtel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one of the best, right, David Tel, Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 1: If they were all on the same bill, would you
Speaker 1: go see them?
Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, that what a stupid question.
Speaker 1: So let's go. I'm going with JQ.
Speaker 2: Baby, what what what? What? What?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: What? Massive lineup? Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Davidtel, literally the biggest.
Speaker 1: John Stewart. I'm going. I already spoke to JQ this
Speaker 1: morning because she gets up early too. We're getting tickets.
Speaker 3: People don't like John Stewart anymore because he went political.
Speaker 3: Now he's not funny, I guess because he went.
Speaker 1: Shut up hilarious. Excuse me? Can you get on your
Speaker 1: phone right now and look at your text. Read me
Speaker 1: the lineup. It's for the nine eleven Memorial fun on
Speaker 1: nine to ten at Madison Square Garden on September tenth.
Speaker 4: I'm going to it. It's a benefit concert for.
Speaker 1: The nine to eleven Memorial Comedy Benefit concert. Opie read
Speaker 1: the list.
Speaker 3: Well, the first name? Why would they put this as
Speaker 3: the first name? I never liked this guy. Oh he
Speaker 3: was funny.
Speaker 2: He was always too cool for everybody else in the room.
Speaker 1: Oh disease? Oh really? As he isn't sorry, don't wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, wait, he comes across as an asshole.
Speaker 3: Don't like him? He was on Really I didn't like him.
Speaker 3: He was too cool for the room. He's too cool
Speaker 3: for everybody.
Speaker 1: Ryn, Oh really he had that vibe?
Speaker 4: Fuck him?
Speaker 2: He's too clever. Wait, hold on, he's way above your head.
Speaker 4: Obi was he clever in person?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I didn't like him at all? All right?
Speaker 3: Bill Burr awesome? Dave Chappelle awesome. Who's Ronni chang or ching?
Speaker 3: I think I know who he is. He's got the.
Speaker 1: Longer hair, He's funny.
Speaker 2: I don't know who's comedy.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, ron, I'm thinking of the other guy
Speaker 1: that used to be on your show that that.
Speaker 4: Tried to leave and he got nervous.
Speaker 1: Bobby Lee, is he on the line up?
Speaker 2: Bobby Lee is not a look at the smile.
Speaker 3: I love Bobby Lee, dude.
Speaker 1: I just saw a bit yesterday Bobby Lee on a
Speaker 1: podcast with two other guys and he goes, listen if
Speaker 1: you laugh, yeah, I'm gonna walk out right. I want
Speaker 1: to open up to you guys. Right, I'm going to
Speaker 1: open up to you. I don't want you guys to
Speaker 1: laugh or smile because I'm gonna take a fence and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave, right. And they're like all right, and
Speaker 1: he's like, you can't cover your mouth right because I'm
Speaker 1: thinking you're gonna be smiling, right, all right, hold on, Bobby,
Speaker 1: hold on, all right. Go okay, So I've never said
Speaker 1: this before it publicly, but one summer I was brutally.
Speaker 1: He molested every day. And they start but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well but but that's a page out of
Speaker 3: our book.
Speaker 2: I know Ron he did all that on our show.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, this is his big and they're like,
Speaker 3: he goes, I was brutally.
Speaker 1: He goes, Dude, you can't say the word brutally. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, that was his bit, which was hilarious.
Speaker 1: All right, that was a bit. Alright.
Speaker 2: No, he's not stupid. He knows what he's doing with
Speaker 2: that ship.
Speaker 1: Who's after the other guy?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 1: Ronnie Chang is actually Ronnie Chang is one of the
Speaker 1: correspondents on the Daily Show.
Speaker 2: He's funny. I don't know his comedy, that's all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's funny. He's on the Daily Show.
Speaker 3: Pete Davidson hit her miss with his comedy, right, Oh really, no,
Speaker 3: I hit her miss.
Speaker 2: It gets the job done.
Speaker 1: Can I say one thing about Pete Davidson. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: he's coming out with this fucking dramatic role where he
Speaker 1: plays a mobster like a hitman. Got the esthetics it's
Speaker 1: supposed to be. It's like a dramatic role for him,
Speaker 1: So we'll see what happens. Then you got Nicki Glazer,
Speaker 1: fucking a lister, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's an a lister.
Speaker 4: She's an a lister, and she's smoked. She's a smoke show.
Speaker 3: I knew her with her old face though. Now when
Speaker 3: I see Nicki Glazer, I'm like, who is that?
Speaker 1: She came out of bunch Man, So what was your
Speaker 1: impression of her chop as a whip.
Speaker 2: To be fair, very funny, funnier than Amy Schumer.
Speaker 3: I think Nicki had better appearances on the radio with
Speaker 3: me than Amy did.
Speaker 2: Amy had one good story in all the years she
Speaker 2: did the show.
Speaker 3: She was just alright, to be honest, Nicky Glazer way
Speaker 3: funnier than Amy Schumer, Josh Johnson and then Jon Stewart
Speaker 3: and then special guests.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll go to that shit you want to go,
Speaker 1: I'm going, I'll go. I just want to say something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to remind you. Yeah, you ended up regretting
Speaker 1: not going with me and JQ to the Patrichia O'Neill benefit.
Speaker 2: Did it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you did.
Speaker 4: You said I should have went. Don't make the same mistake.
Speaker 2: I said I should have went. That's about it.
Speaker 4: You should have went. It was brilliant. And then me
Speaker 4: and Bill Burke talked backstage.
Speaker 1: It was great, who's this dabbler Dan?
Speaker 2: What do you do in? Dabbler?
Speaker 1: Dan?
Speaker 2: Amy killed for you? Op, don't lie? She no, No,
Speaker 2: she was all right.
Speaker 3: She had one taxi story that was absolutely amazing. And
Speaker 3: then there was that other time she was on uh
Speaker 3: name it gabbler Dan Hey, douche, Hey, douche, hey, douche Amy.
Speaker 2: Killed for you? Oap, don't lie? All right? Name? Another
Speaker 2: time she killed?
Speaker 3: She had an amazing taxi driver story where she let
Speaker 3: a taxi driver kind of do some things with her
Speaker 3: on the way home.
Speaker 2: That story was amazing. All right, Name, there's no one
Speaker 2: and I'll put you on the big screen. I'll look
Speaker 2: like a loser. Is this time she killed on OPI
Speaker 2: and Anthony.
Speaker 4: I'm waiting post Bridesmaids, oh pre Because.
Speaker 3: Then she's like, she's another one of these people. Soon
Speaker 3: as she got famous, she forgot all about us, and
Speaker 3: then she would she would throw us a bone and
Speaker 3: come on every once in a while.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden.
Speaker 3: She's like, oh my god, Howard, I'm the biggest fan.
Speaker 2: I'm a huge fan of yours.
Speaker 1: Hold on phone, Wait a minute. Did she give you
Speaker 1: a Burt? Did you reach out to her? She gave
Speaker 1: you a Burt Chrysler response?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't reach out to her.
Speaker 4: What did he say to you?
Speaker 1: Again?
Speaker 2: I'll always be a fan.
Speaker 1: What dick? I guess he's all in shape down because
Speaker 1: he's not drinking because he almost died.
Speaker 2: You know what, if you're gonna be a dick though,
Speaker 2: make it funny.
Speaker 3: At least Bert was funny with his response when I
Speaker 3: asked him to do the podcast.
Speaker 2: I'll always be a fan.
Speaker 4: Is that that is as dickish as you can get?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh, there's dabbler Dan shoved it right in his
Speaker 3: dumb face.
Speaker 2: Be honest, Ope, she killed for you, and I go,
Speaker 2: dabbler Dan, give me another time? She killed? Are you
Speaker 2: googling it? Dabbler Dan? Because you don't got nothing? Nothing?
Speaker 2: You got nothing.
Speaker 3: Amy was just okay on the show. And any own
Speaker 3: a fan would admit to that. All Right, can I
Speaker 3: go I'm cramping, I'm sweating like a Oh no, the
Speaker 3: sweatstains aren't bad. All right, good, I'm gonna go around.
Speaker 3: I don't feel that great. And you know what, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I have one little, quick little thing.
Speaker 2: But all right, I know we could do that.
Speaker 1: But let me say a quick something.
Speaker 2: Let me say this.
Speaker 3: I was I put a bounty on doing tomorrow show
Speaker 3: if you didn't make one hundred dollars, I wasn't gonna
Speaker 3: do the show tomorrow. But I feel like I feel
Speaker 3: like I feel like I'm not gonna speak for you.
Speaker 2: I'll speak for myself.
Speaker 3: I feel like I was just okay, So let's just
Speaker 3: let's just do another show tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I think that's fair. In the end, I think that's fair.
Speaker 1: Well, I thought I was brilliant, So I'm probably gonna
Speaker 1: take tomorrow off because I don't know if I can
Speaker 1: this all right.
Speaker 2: Then you gotta take tomorrow off. You gotta rest that
Speaker 2: big brain of yours. You know. Rumor has it Howard Stern.
Speaker 3: Is steaming over all the criticism he's getting because his
Speaker 3: new schedule.
Speaker 2: He's down a one day a week.
Speaker 3: He fired his his his staff over zoom. People that
Speaker 3: were faithful to this guy for.
Speaker 2: Years and years and years.
Speaker 3: Dabbler Dan's back Amy killed in her movie train Wreck.
Speaker 3: I don't need people like you on this thing, Dabbler Dan.
Speaker 1: Because he met on his show Dad one of my show,
Speaker 1: you joke Dabler he met what other time on the
Speaker 1: open radio show.
Speaker 2: Let's Do This?
Speaker 1: Did she hit a home?
Speaker 2: Dabbler good Bye you steak.
Speaker 4: Dabbler Dan.
Speaker 1: Sounds like as sophisticated gay porno Dabbler Dan and the Dandies.
Speaker 2: The question was that she was just okay.
Speaker 3: On the Opien, Anthony show, and she had one amazing
Speaker 3: story that I can't deny, and then after that I
Speaker 3: couldn't even think of another time she was amazing on
Speaker 3: the goddamn show.
Speaker 1: But he did think of another time, but it was
Speaker 1: a movie exactly.
Speaker 2: This is what you deal with. What were you saying? Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh, so, Howard Stern, he's out of his mind with
Speaker 3: all the criticism articles being written, other podcast hosts and
Speaker 3: radio guys making fun of him going down one day
Speaker 3: a week, and he is revving up and he's gonna
Speaker 3: have a response ron in a month from now when
Speaker 3: he's back on the radio.
Speaker 4: But I guess one of the producers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he still has a few people on the staff, right,
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, like one of the producers, one of
Speaker 1: his long time producers. I don't know his name. You
Speaker 1: would obviously know him.
Speaker 2: I don't know Baba boo.
Speaker 1: That's not a producer. That's hilarious.
Speaker 2: Baba booe, Baba boo, Baba boo, Baba boo. That's funny.
Speaker 3: Call up our show and say, baba booe, so we
Speaker 3: panic Baba boo, baba boo. All right, go ahead, Sorry,
Speaker 3: I love that you don't know any of this stuff.
Speaker 3: But My point is that Howard's coming back and he
Speaker 3: is furious over the criticism, and he's gonna have a
Speaker 3: lot to say when he's back a month from now, right,
Speaker 3: sorry the guy?
Speaker 2: All right, rad for real? Go ahead this time.
Speaker 4: The Yeah, you could do it trying to like kiss
Speaker 4: each other.
Speaker 1: That's too gay.
Speaker 2: You should go, you go.
Speaker 3: You should go do a podcast with the other guys,
Speaker 3: because they're all into that stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm not into it as much. I'm I'm a I'm
Speaker 2: a fan. I support, but I'm not into the actual
Speaker 2: physical acts.
Speaker 1: You should go watch Broke Back Mountain.
Speaker 2: Oh really we should?
Speaker 3: Huh what happens when you what happens when you take a.
Speaker 2: Role like that? I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, I mean you really got to be committed. No,
Speaker 1: but as an actor, No, you got to be committed.
Speaker 4: That's tough.
Speaker 3: You gotta think everyone can't. Well, this is my take
Speaker 3: on that. I got takes on everything. Just you just
Speaker 3: got to ask Broke Back Mountain. Right, That movie came
Speaker 3: out and everyone's like, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, they're acting was just amazing. I think everyone
Speaker 2: that was on that movie set was like.
Speaker 1: When you get to that level, I'm being serious. Otherwise
Speaker 1: everyone would be a fucking aless actor. When you get
Speaker 1: to that level, the camera doesn't lie. You can't fake it,
Speaker 1: like you can't fake emotion on camera. It will show.
Speaker 1: These guys are great actors, but they were into it.
Speaker 3: My my point is the teamsters on set, they're looking, gone,
Speaker 3: this ain't acting, is it?
Speaker 1: The huh kind of It isn't because you have to
Speaker 1: be in it.
Speaker 3: I never bought into the Oh my god, what great acting.
Speaker 2: I I thought the whole time, I was suspicious. I
Speaker 2: was suss, as the kids would say. I was sus.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is too good. There's gotta be
Speaker 2: some realism here.
Speaker 1: Not ke Reeves did a movie like that, Well my
Speaker 1: Private Idaho Well or my Private Asshole, I don't know
Speaker 1: what was the name.
Speaker 2: That's too in the gun. We're more clever than that that.
Speaker 4: It is not that crass anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 3: All right, Rob, you said you have one more little thing,
Speaker 3: so we'll do a show tomorrow, because I don't feel
Speaker 3: like I gave the people my best today, So the
Speaker 3: bounty thing doesn't work this week.
Speaker 1: You want me to do one little thing or no?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, let's go. Let's go.
Speaker 1: So hold on, are we doing a show tomorrow. I'm
Speaker 1: doing it today, all right.
Speaker 2: I do want to join me.
Speaker 3: Maybe we'll get our Marino on too, all kay See
Speaker 3: Corndiff knows, he goes this is a family network rhyme.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Corndiff, thank you.
Speaker 4: You know what you can do with that coin, my friend.
Speaker 3: Don't mess with Corndiff bro right up the uh don't no,
Speaker 3: don't mess with the corn diff.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you know what well used to
Speaker 1: do with? What's it called? After you eat the corn?
Speaker 1: What the corn cob? You're asked? Baby? Before toilet paper?
Speaker 2: Can? I can? I bring up my hatred for toilet paper?
Speaker 2: Cream corn? Why?
Speaker 4: Why did we need cream cord?
Speaker 1: Is that a New England thing? Huh? Is that a
Speaker 1: New England thing? I think it is cream cord?
Speaker 2: And I got and I'll wait. I'll wait for a
Speaker 2: few Friday.
Speaker 3: But if you to Lasagna and I'll explain on Friday,
Speaker 3: that's the big teas.
Speaker 2: A few to Lasagna and I got a real reason why?
Speaker 1: But gohead what happened? You bought a tub of it
Speaker 1: at traded Joe's.
Speaker 3: Oh man, these people need to be on the edge
Speaker 3: of their seat and waiting on why there's gonna be
Speaker 3: an few to Lasagna.
Speaker 1: I got well, I'm with this.
Speaker 2: Wait, Corniff's back, he goes. Cream corn is gross, but
Speaker 2: we have a hell of a time making it. Eh,
Speaker 2: you don't get it.
Speaker 1: Here's the problem with cream corn. Yeah, it's the same
Speaker 1: coming out as the same coming in. Oh my, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's literally what it looks like. There's no you don't
Speaker 1: know if it's been three once already.
Speaker 2: Oh lucky us.
Speaker 3: Dabbler Dan is back because I don't really I don't
Speaker 3: really block people.
Speaker 2: I just give them a little fucking time out. God,
Speaker 2: lucky us. Dabbler Dan is back. All right, what's your
Speaker 2: little thing?
Speaker 3: Ron?
Speaker 2: Because I want to get this on the podcast apps
Speaker 2: for the people.
Speaker 1: Maybe i'll tease it for tomorrow. Let's say, let's say
Speaker 1: for tomorrow. I like that because it's interesting. We got
Speaker 1: get Batman, we got Graham. I'm a new Opie listener.
Speaker 2: Pretty good listen, Thank you Graham.
Speaker 4: Did you say, Ronnie listener? Opie listener?
Speaker 3: Ryan.
Speaker 2: They don't even know, they don't know. We're getting there though,
Speaker 2: Ron we're getting there.
Speaker 1: Dude. I'm not sure about putting my hair up because
Speaker 1: it's all four head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's a five head. Bro, you're you're up
Speaker 2: to a five head? Are you gonna go bald all
Speaker 2: the way back? No, you're too old. You would have
Speaker 2: lost most of it by now.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: I'm hanging in there.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm thirty seven. I'm hanging in there.
Speaker 3: I mean I just got a haircut, and I mean
Speaker 3: there's things up here.
Speaker 2: I make a little adjustments.
Speaker 4: You know, you got your hair.
Speaker 1: You got to come to the side today.
Speaker 2: No, it's really short. I got like, yeah, look it's
Speaker 2: I got a really short hair. Whatever, No one gives
Speaker 2: a shit.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go like Wally, like, leave it to beaver.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's might leave it to beaver cut? All right, Ron,
Speaker 2: can we go? Now?
Speaker 1: Let's say my little Batman story for tomorrow? All right,
Speaker 1: I guess we're even though nough I gave us money.
Speaker 1: I guess we're doing a show tomorrow now.
Speaker 3: Because I don't think I gave it my best effort today,
Speaker 3: I believe or not.
Speaker 2: I take this very seriously. And I got cramps. I
Speaker 2: got cramps.
Speaker 3: I got it feels like a demon in my gut,
Speaker 3: and I'm just waiting for it to leave. And this
Speaker 3: morning nothing left me because I drank the pepto bismo
Speaker 3: like an idiot.
Speaker 2: I should have just let the thing go through me.
Speaker 3: The pepto bismal puts a fucking stop on everything, dude.
Speaker 1: The only thing the pedal middle is just coach your
Speaker 1: stomach so it stops what it was. It stops what
Speaker 1: it was doing. You're prolonging the explosive parasitic diarrhea. Lettuce.
Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of that right now, because it'll
Speaker 3: get rid of the cramps, It'll get rid of the
Speaker 3: demon sounds coming from my gut.
Speaker 2: I'm sweating. That might be because I didn't turn the
Speaker 2: AC on in this place.
Speaker 1: So what do you trying to say? Like, if you
Speaker 1: if you think you have to, you have little gas
Speaker 1: and you you let out a squeak and then like
Speaker 1: liquid comes out.
Speaker 2: Is it that I'm more than willing to at the
Speaker 2: floodgates open. I don't care. Just get it out of me.
Speaker 2: This cramping is horrendous. All right, we'll save that for tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Ron you were so good without interrupting today. You were
Speaker 2: you were like pitch perfect.
Speaker 3: This is not the time to interrupt, because I was
Speaker 3: gonna say Ron's venmo. Ronald Dash Berman Dash nine. I'm
Speaker 3: not even gonna promote my PayPal. It's all about you,
Speaker 3: Roddy Bapes, Ron Berman Comedy and all the socials too.
Speaker 2: Eh. Take care of that, pimple, Ron, I'll see tomorrow. Okay, Now,
Speaker 2: take care of that.
Speaker 1: Take care of that before it.
Speaker 2: Turns into a golf ball and makes us all puke Likedude.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna touch it tomorrow. It's gonna explode on
Speaker 1: my phone right right live, all right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, let's get that scorting right on your camera tomorrow, right,
Speaker 3: all right, guys, have a great day.
Speaker 2: Day