Speaker 1: Where.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm afraid to get into this one because
Speaker 2: I'm afraid what people are.
Speaker 3: Going to do.
Speaker 4: But what you learned this week on the Gary Change,
Speaker 4: Uh oh, so this is a lot of This may
Speaker 4: be a little harsh on you.
Speaker 5: I don't know. Maybe it's This show is a lot
Speaker 5: of things to a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Sure is, And we appreciate that everybody sticks around because
Speaker 2: they know that maybe sometimes they might laugh at.
Speaker 3: Us or with us.
Speaker 4: The umbrella of a lot of things to a lot
Speaker 4: of people really hides a lot of bad things.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like adding extra layers of paint to the
Speaker 2: wall when it's already damn.
Speaker 5: A rope on a clergyman.
Speaker 3: What Good morning, Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 6: What I've learned this week is that Gary doesn't take
Speaker 6: care of his dog and he's getting divorced.
Speaker 1: What I learned is that Gary, like me, apparently checks
Speaker 1: the baseball schedule every day, because when I looked at it,
Speaker 1: I realized, hey, everybody's playing. I guess you could call
Speaker 1: them a neighbor, not necessarily a rival, but about as
Speaker 1: close to the neighbor as you can get. So we'll
Speaker 1: see how this works.
Speaker 3: From baseball.
Speaker 1: Secondly, as much as the dirty Gary and Shannon podcast sounds,
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna when the show's that I'm stick with porn.
Speaker 3: M we can't.
Speaker 5: He's gonna stick with porn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can't.
Speaker 5: I can't. You know, we cannot.
Speaker 7: We Well, I learned that Gary doesn't like Cherry Garcia.
Speaker 5: I think I liked it once upon a time, but
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 3: Hoggin Dalls, Hoggendalls, vanilla bean only way to go.
Speaker 8: And on top of that, I learned that Shannon God
Speaker 8: listens to Shannon's prayers because we got sunshine down here
Speaker 8: in the Long Beach up to Torrents area.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, thank.
Speaker 3: You, beg Yeah, thank you. Have a great week at
Speaker 3: Gary and Shannon. Am I sure listening to you right now?
Speaker 3: His name is long time listener in Orange County.
Speaker 2: This week I learned that.
Speaker 3: Shannon really wasn't talking about Gennibal's a lot this week?
Speaker 3: Are you okay?
Speaker 1: Is a Gary Gary lay offer man?
Speaker 3: Honestly, I defend you too much, Hi, guys.
Speaker 7: This week I learned on the Gary and Shannon show
Speaker 7: that while I live in Hemmett and you can't spell
Speaker 7: himant without spelling math, I have tigers and you can't
Speaker 7: bring your bags to a grocery store. Oh yeah, have
Speaker 7: a great weekend.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: I've never heard that you can't spell him without math
Speaker 4: and I love it.
Speaker 1: Hey, Gary, Hay, Shannon Michael from Narco, Mike, what did
Speaker 1: I learn this week?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well, this is what I learned this week. Gary
Speaker 3: lit the dog out, Gary lit the dog out.
Speaker 1: You're in trouble.
Speaker 5: You're in trouble, little shot and Freud. Everyone's loving it.
Speaker 3: Dog is fine, aug is fine.
Speaker 6: What I learned this week on the Gary and Shannon Show,
Speaker 6: Shannon h raisins, that's on American.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I just do I don't.
Speaker 8: This week on Gary and Shannon Show, I learned Vatican
Speaker 8: City has their own secret tennis courts. I guess they're
Speaker 8: secluded from the public.
Speaker 1: Back in the.
Speaker 8: Seventies, I guess the cardinals used to get together and
Speaker 8: have their own little friendly tennis tournaments. Although I think
Speaker 8: we're just assuming they were friendly. Who knows, they could
Speaker 8: have been talking a lot of crap.
Speaker 5: I think that's why they starting.
Speaker 8: Y'all have a good weekend, See.
Speaker 3: You two, right, all right, one more Hello.
Speaker 6: This week I learned that Gary was engaged twice, once
Speaker 6: to his current wife, and the other was too quote
Speaker 6: a cheating whore.
Speaker 3: I didn't now. That was not nice. That was not nice.
Speaker 3: That all right?
Speaker 2: For those of you who really love producer Keana is,
Speaker 2: she's going to be either elevated in your eyes or
Speaker 2: brought down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you were like.
Speaker 4: That guy and missed genital talk this week, buckle.
Speaker 3: Up, Buckle up, buttercup, it's about to get real.
Speaker 5: You were gonna say something like genitally or something.
Speaker 3: Here's our honorable mention, honorable mention, not supposed to mention.
Speaker 3: You spend an honor serving with you a.
Speaker 6: Great and honorable movies.
Speaker 7: So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
Speaker 7: of honorable Mentions.
Speaker 3: Well, this is a verse.
Speaker 2: A couple couple of people found dead at one of
Speaker 2: these homeless encampments in La.
Speaker 5: Here's a twist.
Speaker 4: One of the people was found partially eaten by dogs.
Speaker 5: My god.
Speaker 4: A woman's body found inside a sidewalk ten had been
Speaker 4: reportedly locked from the inside. Family members were unable to
Speaker 4: reach the victim. They tear it open and they find
Speaker 4: her body and then a man's body as well. She's
Speaker 4: just forty six years old. Oh god, that is awful, awful,
Speaker 4: Why you wouldn't want to clean that up up? But
Speaker 4: you know what, We're letting people live the way that
Speaker 4: they want to live. We're respecting their feelings, right, shoot.
Speaker 3: On by dogs.
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody wants that number nine, number nine?
Speaker 3: I did nine place if the cops dirty nine times?
Speaker 7: Out of tennis partners dirty two and.
Speaker 3: I speak nine languages yet nine basically.
Speaker 8: Everybody at table nning.
Speaker 9: I'deel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 1: And niner?
Speaker 2: Did I catch a niner in there where you're calling
Speaker 2: from Milwaukie talkie? The Cannapolist Cannonballers minor league baseball team
Speaker 2: has a little event where they have dogs that show up.
Speaker 2: Their beloved bat dog, Casey Betty, comes and grabs the
Speaker 2: bat after the after an at bat.
Speaker 4: Now are these dogs that are sanctioned to be at
Speaker 4: the game? Are these dogs that got out of a
Speaker 4: home nearby and.
Speaker 2: Ouch officially members of the Kannapolis cannon Ballers team. They
Speaker 2: said that Casey Betty had a bathroom emergency. Oh, which
Speaker 2: is funny because there was no bathroom in sight. There's
Speaker 2: just a few feet away from home plate. So moments
Speaker 2: before preparing to fetch a bat. She let it loose.
Speaker 4: Yeah, instead of using gloves or a you know, a
Speaker 4: doggy poop bag, scooped it right up with his bare hand.
Speaker 3: Get it.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Isn't this something that you learned as a parent Sometimes
Speaker 4: you got to scoop up poop or vomit or whatever.
Speaker 2: Soap and water does amazing things. Yeah, and you can.
Speaker 2: It will get you past a lot of nasty stuff.
Speaker 2: Just make the problem go away. Just handle it. Handle it.
Speaker 3: Guy gets a raise.
Speaker 5: It's almost like if you never find.
Speaker 3: Truly go number eight.
Speaker 1: A tive is bowled every eight second, listening to eight
Speaker 1: different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 5: Jello shots never really did anything for me.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know. This isn't that troubling. It's
Speaker 4: not like the kid was handing out fireball shots. I
Speaker 4: mean it was a kindergartener, So that's a problem.
Speaker 5: I guess.
Speaker 4: An investigation underway after a Pennsylvania school district said a
Speaker 4: kindergartener was giving jello shots to classmates three other students.
Speaker 4: They say immediate action was taken. The students were called
Speaker 4: to the nurse's office, ems was called, parents were notified
Speaker 4: met first responders at the hospital. Come on, like, these
Speaker 4: parents haven't given their kids, Benadrill.
Speaker 2: Unclear how the kid got the alcoholic jello.
Speaker 4: Cups and mom and dad probably had them in the refrigerator.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and what is that mean?
Speaker 5: Even unclear?
Speaker 3: Come on, do we even know if the kid knew
Speaker 3: that they were Jello's.
Speaker 4: Beautiful, beautiful jewel toned the rain, the red?
Speaker 5: What's your favorite jello flavor? I like strawberry.
Speaker 2: I don't know red, Yes, strawberry, I would say red.
Speaker 3: Okay, strawberry. I like it to taste like red. Okay.
Speaker 4: Number seven Starting to sort out here, You've got other things.
Speaker 9: On your mica, like calimony.
Speaker 5: So here's a fun twist.
Speaker 4: Remember how we're talking about that Gary and Shannon show
Speaker 4: dating game.
Speaker 5: We've got a contested y'all.
Speaker 2: No, a man was caught attempting to smuggle parrots into California. Specifically,
Speaker 2: when officers noticed unusual clothing bulges.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was around his ankles. They discovered six birds
Speaker 4: stuffed into his boots.
Speaker 5: To which I say, us, why.
Speaker 4: Are we having a problem with a man smuggling some
Speaker 4: birds in his boots?
Speaker 5: We usually have stories.
Speaker 4: About customs finding somebody who smuggled bricks of meth in
Speaker 4: their underwear or in their anal cavities. This is a
Speaker 4: feel good smuggle story. I don't know why we're not
Speaker 4: embracing this man.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure what you feel good about here.
Speaker 4: Uh parrots and they're not in his pants, they're in
Speaker 4: his boots.
Speaker 2: Six undeclared birds in his boots. Sorry, six parrots in
Speaker 2: the car, and the undeclared birds that were hidden in
Speaker 2: his boots, including two that were dead. Back on the
Speaker 2: fourth of May, a twenty six year old man applying
Speaker 2: for admission to the US at sany Sidro was caught
Speaker 2: smuggling sixteen live parakeets and three live chickens.
Speaker 5: Three live chickens.
Speaker 4: That sounds like a ritual, right, Like they're gonna kill
Speaker 4: the the chickens and use their blood smeared on their
Speaker 4: faces or something.
Speaker 5: Who smuggles a live chicken.
Speaker 3: Ritual? People?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like in bull Durham they needed a lie exactly number six.
Speaker 3: I got six, You got six six, number six.
Speaker 2: There's six more weeks of water, a picture of me
Speaker 2: or Rabbi, and six drunken longshomyn.
Speaker 3: We just dig you in a nursing home. Closer to us,
Speaker 3: I don't have to go take.
Speaker 4: That drink another Guys, leave your penises alone.
Speaker 5: I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about when it comes.
Speaker 3: To I'm not talking about that.
Speaker 4: Adjusting the way that God created your penis. He created
Speaker 4: it beautifully. Let it live its life. It doesn't need
Speaker 4: filler injections. Men apparently are flocking to the doctors or
Speaker 4: the medspas to get penis filler injections.
Speaker 5: Just say no to this.
Speaker 4: If she doesn't like your penis, go find someone who does.
Speaker 3: I have no response to that.
Speaker 4: I think it was pretty solid advice. Yes, no need
Speaker 4: to put a needle in there. Ah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: Here's number five for five.
Speaker 5: I have five rules.
Speaker 3: We begin bombing five little monkeys.
Speaker 9: This is the year five point five.
Speaker 3: Five would be a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 2: My house I grew up in, we had an old
Speaker 2: We had not a wooden shed, a metal shed out
Speaker 2: in the backyard, which is where we would keep lawn equipment, lawnmower,
Speaker 2: a couple of bikes, you know, stuff like that. And
Speaker 2: I'm always amazed that the big warehouse stores, like the
Speaker 2: home Depots and the lows, they have these on display.
Speaker 2: But they're always locked, at least the ones I've seen there.
Speaker 2: They're locked so that people can't get into them because
Speaker 2: they don't want people living in there.
Speaker 4: I always saw like a shed or like a playhouse,
Speaker 4: like a friend had a little playhouse in the backyard,
Speaker 4: you know, just one of those plastic ones that you
Speaker 4: could barely turn around and let alone live in. But
Speaker 4: I always thought it would be so cool. I couldn't
Speaker 4: wait to like live in a shed because I'd be
Speaker 4: by myself.
Speaker 5: It's like your own little house.
Speaker 2: Smell a little bit like gasoline. Yeah in is it
Speaker 2: slide deel or slidel?
Speaker 3: You'll be yeah told, yeah, somebody will tell me.
Speaker 2: Police there in Louisiana responded to a call at a
Speaker 2: parking lot at a lows of Sunday night because they
Speaker 2: found a guy inside a display shed. Witness reported the
Speaker 2: guy inside typically used to show customers the various storage
Speaker 2: options of course out there, and different building materials and
Speaker 2: things like that. When officers showed up, they started looking
Speaker 2: down the line of sheds on display, and it wasn't
Speaker 2: until the fourth or fifth that they found the suspect
Speaker 2: lying on his back pants around his ankles, open container
Speaker 2: of vasoline and electronic device.
Speaker 4: Are you going to say the rest of the part?
Speaker 4: Where do you get the vasaline? It seems odd.
Speaker 3: There's number four, m number four minds.
Speaker 6: Probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 5: Now number four.
Speaker 6: This isn't the same world you left four years Oh.
Speaker 4: This is unfortunate. Do we know where Keana's husband is? Like,
Speaker 4: do we have a like find my iPhone probably tracker
Speaker 4: thing to make sure he's safe. Well, it's just a
Speaker 4: lot of penis violence. There was the vasaline, and now
Speaker 4: we've got a Brazilian woman accused of hacking off her
Speaker 4: husband's penis and cooking it in a bean's stew.
Speaker 2: It's important that it was a bean stit that sounds
Speaker 2: awful into that. Uh, they added part of She added
Speaker 2: part of her husband's anatomy to the meal and ate
Speaker 2: it after his life in a revenge attack.
Speaker 4: Well, she caught him watching porn. So that's why you
Speaker 4: go into the shed, guys. That is that guy. And
Speaker 4: the last story was onto something. You go in the
Speaker 4: shed and she's not going to catch you.
Speaker 2: It's not clear yet if she was the only person
Speaker 2: who tried the stew she cooked, or if others eat it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here's number three. Wait wait, no, wait, nope, no more.
Speaker 4: This comes just months after another woman in Brazil was
Speaker 4: arrested after confessing and removing a man's confessing to removing
Speaker 4: and eating a man's heart and genitals. Apparently this is
Speaker 4: a thing in Brazil.
Speaker 3: There's something in the water down there. Three shall be
Speaker 3: the number that count and the number of the counting
Speaker 3: shall be Three were dead within three hours, three security
Speaker 3: clearance level three. All three of three. I got all
Speaker 3: three of you guys for the rest of your naturally
Speaker 3: born live. After about three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 1: Three.
Speaker 5: Did you see how detailed that story got?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: Whoa, it's gonna be out of the Daily Mail.
Speaker 3: There is a story out of the UK.
Speaker 2: A mom has been criticized online for ordering a cake
Speaker 2: for her son's birthday. She wanted to help him stop breastfeeding. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: I could think of other ways to do it, but
Speaker 2: apparently she bought a double boob cake for this kid.
Speaker 3: That's funny in order to do that. Who cares?
Speaker 2: What would a three year old look at that and say, oh, oh,
Speaker 2: I know what that means. I should probably stop breastfeeding
Speaker 2: off me?
Speaker 3: Mom?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, but you know, people are weird.
Speaker 4: They're going to do stuff stuff. Why are we chastising?
Speaker 4: Why are we writing full news stories about this mom's
Speaker 4: sense of humor making a boob cap for a kid
Speaker 4: that's trying to wean off the boob.
Speaker 3: Here's number two. What's going on you two? There's two
Speaker 3: sons and no women.
Speaker 4: When you were a young boy and you were growing up,
Speaker 4: what did you want to be when.
Speaker 5: You grew up?
Speaker 3: A veterinarian?
Speaker 5: Okay, veterinarian.
Speaker 3: When I could you?
Speaker 2: When I used to be able to take care of animals.
Speaker 4: I saw the opportunity and I sat here didn't take it.
Speaker 5: But anyway, poop fairy, that was not on the list
Speaker 5: for you.
Speaker 4: Because Vancouver is hiring people known as poop fairies.
Speaker 5: What is their job? Well, it sounds like it is.
Speaker 4: They have a human waste problem so bad that they're
Speaker 4: hiring poop fairies to clean up the city sidewalks. Human
Speaker 4: and dog waste has become a real problem in Vancouver.
Speaker 4: I'm assuming this is Vancouver, Washington.
Speaker 3: No, no, Vancouver, Canada. That's a good question. I'm not sure.
Speaker 4: We should know if this is an American problem or
Speaker 4: a Canadian problem.
Speaker 3: That would be Canadian.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because they got the Canadians. They poop on the streets.
Speaker 3: Up there do they hastings crossings?
Speaker 4: And my goodness? Is it the Is it the milk
Speaker 4: in a bag? Is that what causes the issues?
Speaker 3: Here's number one? Weird number one, number one, We're number one.
Speaker 9: Then I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 1: Are you the number one?
Speaker 5: Row?
Speaker 1: Number one?
Speaker 9: Number one? Number one?
Speaker 5: All right, to look into your crystal ball? What do you.
Speaker 2: See the penis of the future?
Speaker 5: Okay, you just wanted to jump right the chase? Yeah,
Speaker 5: I go for it.
Speaker 3: Like they say that.
Speaker 5: Well, all of our bodies are growing more than they
Speaker 5: used to.
Speaker 2: But it says that that specific body part of our
Speaker 2: body has grown at an alarming rate in just thirty years,
Speaker 2: that the average size has jumped twenty five percent from
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety two to two thousand late one. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: that by the year twenty one hundred, you could see
Speaker 2: it go past about eight.
Speaker 3: And a half inches. It seems like a lot.
Speaker 5: Good night, everybody.
Speaker 2: What movie was this, by the way, I take the
Speaker 2: curse off door. No, it is Bull Durham, the movie Boulder.
Speaker 3: It wasn't Bull Durham. It was major League dork.
Speaker 4: No, it was no, that was Bull Durham. But Joe
Speaker 4: Boo that was that. The the the black magic that
Speaker 4: went along with major League that was also it was baseball.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of voodoo that goes on in all
Speaker 4: the superstition. Yeah, everyone's right, everyone's right. Everyone's right, it's right,
Speaker 4: everyone's frying dork.
Speaker 5: You should you should use that at home.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're both right. Everybody's right. No, that's not going
Speaker 2: to fly. Great job, Keana, Yeah, very proud, very ashamed.
Speaker 5: Can we should I say a prayer to God for you?
Speaker 5: That's probably Sunshine never hurts