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Speaker 1: Hello, friends from across the nation and around the world.

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I'm Martin, and you are listening to another weekend edition

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of Dad's Bedtime Stories, where I take some of my

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past stories and kind of put them together into a

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super story. Tonight, I bring you something very special to

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my heart, a series of stories I wrote to make

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fun of my dad a little bit. He was having

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knee surgery, so I wrote a story called Grandpa Robonese. Then,

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because someone suggested it, I wrote a sequel called Grandpa

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Robonese and the Geriatric Justice Squad. I think a lot

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of people have forgotten about them by now, but I

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just want them to live on forever, because yeah, my

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dad has robonees. That's why. Anyways, I hope you enjoy

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these two full stories, and I hope they're so good

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they put you to sleep. Everyone, I have a great one.

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Now it's time to close your eyes, get as comfy

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as you can in that bed, and imagine yourself doing

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what the kid or kids in the story do. Now,

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this story takes place somewhere very familiar to me, a

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small town in the middle of Ontario, in the country

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of Canada. You see two kids, Charlotte, who was seven

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years old and Oliver, who was eight years old, had

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a pretty awesome time growing up in a pretty awesome

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small town. They really enjoyed visiting their grandparents' house whenever

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they could, and that's exactly what they did the day

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in question. They got dropped over to play with their grandparents,

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and while their grandmother was moving around the house doing

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grandmother like things, something was different about Grandpa. Yeah. Grandpa

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was the kind of guy, like many grandpas, who could

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fix just about anything. He could often be found plugging

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away in his pretty well equipped workshop, and sometimes when

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the kids came over, he liked to bring them out

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there and work on little projects. But today Grandpa was

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just laying down on the couch with a bag of

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peas on one of his knees. What's wrong, Grandpa, Oliver asked.

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Speaker 2: Oh, well, I got my knee replaced. You see, it's

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my second knee replacement, and I can't move around as

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much as I could for a little while.

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Speaker 1: Grandpa's you mean you can't play with us, Oliver responded.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Ollie, no, I don't believe will be able

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to play today. You and Charlotte will have to entertain yourselves.

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Speaker 1: And that's exactly what the two of them did. They

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played with all of the toys that their grandparents still

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had from when their parents were growing up, but the

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visit just wasn't the same. That night, their father, Martin,

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picked them up and brought them home. It was getting

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pretty late, so he sent them directly to get ready

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for bed. The two of them brushed their teeth, got

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into their pajamas, and then they both went to their

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bedrooms and started climbing into bed. Well, Martin was outside

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in the hall he heard a voice coming from Charlotte's room.

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He walked up to the door, peeked inside, and there

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he heard Charlotte, with her hands clasped together, making a

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wish to well, God or the universe or whatever, please

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make Grandpa better soon. I want to play with him.

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Thank you. Charlotte then pulled the covers up over top

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of herself and went to sleep. Now Martin, having heard

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this very sweet wish from one of his six favorite

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people about one of his other six favorite people, well,

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he couldn't resist getting a little bit emotional, and that's

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when an idea came into his mind. Now, for those

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of you who've been listening to my stories for a

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while you would know that we Martin's are kind of

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stewards of the story verse. We take the role of

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making sure all sorts of things stay in their very

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own universes and don't wander off into other ones. Well,

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the Martin in this story was no different, and as

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a result of being such a good steward of the

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story verse, he had a couple friends who he thought

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he might be able to call on. Here, Martin quickly

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snuck outside where no one else could hear him. He

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took out his phone and he made a phone call. Hey,

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it's uh, it's me Martin, Yeah, from Earth three sixty five.

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That's right. Well, the thing is, I could really use

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a favor. Do you think you can meet me here

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in a few minutes, he said to whoever. The person

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on the other side of the phone was all right,

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I'll see you soon. Then Martin hung up the phone

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and then just stood in the driveway looking up at

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the dark night sky. Soon he saw a very bright

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looking star. The star got brighter and brighter until it

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eventually became obvious that it wasn't a star at all.

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At first, it looked a little like an airplane, but

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not an airplane. Exactly, But as it got closer it

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became obvious that it was a spaceship, a spaceship that

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some of you may have heard of before. The spaceship

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Spaceship landed in the front yard and the back doors

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opened up. Standing there, staring right back at Martin was

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another very familiar character, a little black fire dragonling that

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you may know as Magnus from the Cards of Power Universe.

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Of course, well, I heard you needed some help, Magnus said,

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I sure did, buddy, Martin replied, as he climbed aboard

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the spaceship. Now, the spaceship was a pretty amazing place.

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It looked much larger on the inside than the outside

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for some reason, and it had anything anyone could ever need.

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A living room, a kitchen, a play area, a library,

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rary bedrooms, and some other mysterious rooms off to the side,

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and of course a control center at the front. And

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at the very center of that control center was a

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picture of a little digital face. Welcome. The face said,

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I'm spaceship. What can we do to assist you? Well,

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that's just the thing. My father recently had a knee

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replacement surgery, it's a second one, actually, and the kids

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were kind of sad that he couldn't play with them

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and help them fix stuff, you know, that sort of thing.

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I was thinking we could use the two of you, well,

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Spaceship your amazing technology, and Magnus some of the magic

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cards I asked you to bring, and maybe we could

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surprise my father by, you know, making him better than

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he ever has been before. Spaceship and Magnus looked at

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each other for a second, and then back at Martin,

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wherein Magnus responded, yes, I agree, we are indeed in.

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Spaceship confirmed, and with that the doors of the ship

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closed and Spaceship flew up off into the air to

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a little house not too far away, a house Martin

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had been to pretty recently, his parents' house. Should I

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send a group of robots to carefully extract your father

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from the house, Spaceship asked, Uh, Yeah, that would be cool.

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Martin responded. A door on the side of the spaceship

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suddenly open, and a team of little robots floated right

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out of it, carrying what looked to be a stretcher

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of some kind. The back door to the ship opened up,

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and the robots flew out and down towards the house. Luckily,

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it was already past the time that Grandma was asleep,

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and Grandpa, like usual, could be found sleeping on the couch,

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not his final sleep of the night, of course, but

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the second sleep he normally took after dinner and not

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too long before he'd actually go to bed.

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Speaker 2: For the whole night.

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Speaker 1: The robots silently floated into the room, zapped Grandpa with

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a special sleep ray, and then carefully lifted him on

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to the stretcher. Just as silently, they floated up off

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the ground, out the door, and back up towards the Spaceship.

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As they re entered, another door on the side of

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the ship opened up. Martin and Magnus followed the robots

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with the little stretcher. Inside the room was some sort

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of medical bay, very high tech looking, with a few

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beds laying about and a whole bunch of very advanced

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medical technology. The robots carefully transferred Grandpa on to another bed,

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and then Spaceship's voice appeared on a screen near by.

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I have developed a very advanced knee schematic. This should

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allow him not only to be back on his feet immediately,

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but also to do things that would have never been

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possible without these very advanced knees. Huh sounds cool, Martin responded,

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and with that the robots that carried Grandpa in got

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immediately to work. They moved incredibly quickly and used tools

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that well that most people on Earth would never even

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hear about. Before long, they were completely finished. Instead of

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two normal looking Grandpa knees, Grandpa now had two very

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extraordinary looking robot knees. Now it's my turn, Magnus said.

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He asked me to bring a card over, and I

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thought this one would be kind of perfect. This is

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a legendary fixed card. The holder of this card is

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capable of fixing all most anything at well superhuman speed.

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When you told me about your father, I kind of

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thought this would be perfect. That is perfect, Martin responded.

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The little fire dragonling flew over towards the bed where

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Grandpa was sitting. From inside his chest somehow, he pulled

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out a bright blue card that looked like it was

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made of pure energy, and then he placed the card

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directly on Grandpa's chest. Grandpa's chest began to glow, and

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so did the card. Then almost instantly, the card was

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sucked right into Grandpa's chest. With all the work done,

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the robots picked Grandpa up again and returned him to

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the couch where he was sleeping. Martin, Magnus, and Spaceship

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went back to Martin's house. The next morning, Grandpa woke

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up off of the couch where he somehow slept the

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whole night. His back hurt just a little bit from

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staying in one place for so long, but something felt

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really different about his knees. It was as if, well

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it was as if they were the knees of a teenager.

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They felt amazing. He looked down and pulled up the

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legs of his pants, only to reveal rob knees. How

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did he get rob knees? In surprise, Grandpa stood up

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off the couch, something he wasn't really supposed to do

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right now, and it became apparent that well, that his

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knees felt better than ever. He felt strong and powerful,

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like he could run one hundred kilometers an hour, which

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is about sixty miles if you're listening from the States.

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In fact, Grandpa decided to test that theory out. He

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ran to the front door, swung it open with gusto,

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and ran outside. He started by jogging down the road,

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and it felt almost effortless, so he picked up the

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pace bit by bit by bit, and he found that

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he could run faster and faster and faster, faster than

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he could ever run before, faster even then well your average.

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Before he knew it, he'd run no less than ten kilometers.

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This is amazing, he responded. And not only could he run,

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but he felt like he could jump too, and he

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tried doing just that. Grandpa bent his knees, crouched down

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towards the ground, and leapt up with as much power

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as he possibly could. Instead of jumping just a little

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bit off the ground as he was used to, he

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flew way up in the air, high above all of

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the trees. And then he realized when you go up,

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well you kind of have to go down as well.

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Grandpa began to fall faster and faster and faster. He

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thought about bracing him self from the landing, realizing that

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there was nothing he could do to stop it. But

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that's when he realized he was stopped, stopped in mid air.

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He looked down at his knees, and to his surprise,

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his knees sprung little tiny jets, jets that allowed him

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to float up off the ground directly from his knees.

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A very strange sight. Indeed, not knowing what else to do,

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Grandpa kind of panicked for a second and showed it

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as loud as he possibly could. Once he was done

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with freaking out, though, he got back to figuring out

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how to control these new jet knees or whatever they were.

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He thought about going down towards the ground, and he

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found that as soon as he thought about it, his

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knees obeyed. He imagined once again himself going down towards

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the ground and his knees just kind of let him

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do what he asked to do. Then he imagined himself

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flying up off the ground and his knees did the

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same thing. Grandpa flew quickly back towards his house and

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landed in his driveway. He had to tell the grandkids

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about this one. Grandpa quickly opened up the garage and

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pulled out his keys, but when he saw his car,

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something seemed wrong with it. He could just sense that

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there was some sort of small issue with the back

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left tire. He pulled it out of the garage, grabbed

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his tools, and quickly got to work fixing the tire.

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But after he fixed the tire, well, he kind of

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felt like fixing everything and in an absolute flurry of activity,

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he started doing things he didn't even know he could do,

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pulling off wheels, rewiring the car, basically kind of maguy

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for ring together jets, and all sorts of other fancy devices.

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Before long, Grandpa had transformed his very normal looking car

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into a very extraordinary looking car. That's better, Grandpa said,

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looking at his handiwork. He climbed in the car seat,

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started the car up, and then pressed a very special

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button he'd just installed. In an instant, the car lifted

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up off the ground, the wheels shifted under it, orienting

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themselves more like little helicopters or jets, and the car

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took off into the air. This is amazing, Grandpa said,

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as he slammed his foot down on the gas. Now

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Grandpa didn't question too much exactly why he could suddenly

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turn ordinary cars into extraordinary flying cars, but he could

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certainly tell that something was different. He considered for a

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while that the whole thing might actually be a dream,

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but when he pinched himself and well felt the normal

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pain of pinching himself, he realized that it must be real.

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Grandpa flew the car over to his son's house. He

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carefully and slowly lowered it down into the driveway. The

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door to the house opened up up and out of

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it ran Martin, Oliver, and Charlotte, all staring at the

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flying car in awe. Uh Grandpa, is that you, they said,

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as the door to the car opened up, and sure

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enough Grandpa stepped out. It's me, kids, but I woke

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up with some kind of a special surprise. Look at this,

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Grandpa said, as he pulled up the legs of his pants,

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displaying his new robot knees to both of the grandchildren. WHOA,

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that's amazing, Oliver responded, seeing the robotic knees, and not

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just that, but I seem to now have some sort

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of super human ability to fix things, and he've turned

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them into other things. Really, Charlotte responded, my bike needs

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to be fixed. Charlotte ran towards the shed and grabbed

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her little red bike. She ran it back over and

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placed it in front of Grandpa.

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Speaker 2: Can you fix it?

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Speaker 1: She asked. I can fix anything, Grandpa said. He picked

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the bike up in his hands and examined it very carefully.

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In fact, I think I can make it better than ever.

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One second, Grandpa walked to the back of his car,

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with the bike. He grabbed his tool box and in

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an instant he began fixing the bike, making sure every

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single part of it was perfectly in tune. But as

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he did, it just didn't seem like enough. He had

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to make the bike better, more advanced, and once again

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Grandpa started doing things that he barely understood himself. Before long,

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he was done and the bike was no longer any

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ordinary bike. He passed it back to Charlotte and she

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looked at it in awe and now looked like some

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sort of high tech motorcycle or something like that. She

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climbed a board and began to press down on the pedals,

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but this time, with each pedal forward, the bike moved

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at amazing speeds. Charlotte started to zoom around the yard

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without any effort at all. Ah, I want to cool

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bike like that, Oliver said, disappointed that his sister had

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something that he didn't have.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I think I can help you too, Sun, get

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your bike.

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Speaker 1: Oliver ran to do just that and enthusiastically brought it

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back to his grandpa, who, once again, in a flurry

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of activity, using knowledge he didn't even know, he had

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turned it into some sort of superpowered electric bike. Now,

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shall we all go for a ride, Grandpa suggested. The

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children put on their helmets and carefully clipped them into place.

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Then together they began to pedal their bikes and headed

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down the road. They found that they could move faster

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than ever before on these things. We have to tell Grandpa,

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this is amazing, Oliver said to Charlotte.

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Speaker 2: You don't have.

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Speaker 1: To tell him anything. Grandpa responded, I'm right here with you. Man,

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to their amazement, he was. Grandpa was just running along

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the road easily keeping pace with the two children. His

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rowbon knees were something pretty powerful. Oh and I forgot

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to mention, I added something a little bit special to

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your bikes. See that red button there, Well, press it,

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Grandpa said. Oliver and Charlotte came to a stop with

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their bikes, and then they did as Grandpa said, pressing

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the new red button. Their bikes immediately shot up into

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the air, floating a few feet above the ground. Their

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tires shifted angles, facing down towards the ground like little

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tiny propellers, and then they began to spin around. You

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made us flying bikes, Oliver said, in uh, well, in

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complete shock and excitement. And with that, Oliver and Charlotte

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took off into the air, flying high above the little

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small town, above all the trees and forests and lakes nearby,

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and Grandpa, using his special rocket powered knees or whatever

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they were, followed behind them. The three of them spent

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the rest of the afternoon like that, flying from place

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to place and getting the hang of their new and

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improved bikes. But before long the sun started to set

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and Grandpa decided it was time to return home. He

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led the children and back over top of the huge

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forests and lakes back to their little house just outside

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the small town where they lived. The two of them

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carefully landed their hover bikes or whatever they were, and

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walked them over towards the shed where they stored them

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for future use. Thanks, Grandpa, they both said. Men Together,

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they ran over and gave Grandpa one of the best

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hugs you've ever seen. No problem, Grandpa responded, with my

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new found knees and my new found fixing ability, I

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should be able to do just about anything. Good night, kids.

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Grandpa climbed back inside his flying car. The car began

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to hover and then blasted off into the air to

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who knows where. Oliver and Charlotte on the other hand, well,

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they were pretty tired. The two of them once again

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brushed their teeth, put on their pajamas, and climbed into

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their beds. They closed their eyes and they just began

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to focus on their breath, noticing as it rose and fell,

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and with each breath they sank a little bit deeper

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into their mattress, and their mind wandered off a little

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bit further towards sleep. Good night everyone. It had been

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a while since Grandpa Rodees or Dawn as his friends

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tended to call him, had received his first major upgrade.

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With the help of a friendly spaceship and a strange

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magical dragon from another universe, Grandpa Robes got one of

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the greatest robotic knee replacements the world had ever seen,

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allowing him to run faster than he ever could, jump

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higher than he ever imagined, and even fly. On top

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of that, a magical card gifted to him by Magnus

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the Dragon granted him the ability to fix almost anything

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and in vent t almost anything he could think of.

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Since then, Grandpa had worked on many projects, upgrading his

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flying car into a flying true uck, then generally having

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a good time. These days, Grandpa Robones could keep up

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with pretty much anyone. The only issue was that most

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of his friends could no longer keep up with him,

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and that's where our story comes into play. Today, Grandpa

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Robonese decided to fly over to his friend Ken's house

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inside his newly equipped flying truck. Of course, when he

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landed in front of Ken's driveway, he walked up to

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the door and knocked a few times, but no one

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came to answer. He listened carefully and thought he heard

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a faint, distant yell from inside, someone calling for help.

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Without hesitation, Grandpa Robonese stepped back and kicked the door

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with all of his might, all of his robotic might.

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Thanks to his robotic leg strength, the door flew straight

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off the hinges and slammed into the wall on the

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other side, something he would obviously have to fix later.

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As soon as he got inside, he could hear Ken

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calling more clearly. The pain in Ken's voice made Grandpa

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Robonese panic just a little as he rushed to find

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his friend sprawled out on the floor. Ken had fallen

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and he couldn't get up. Grandpa quickly called for an

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ambulance and help arrived before too long. However, what Grandpa

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Robonees didn't realize was that in his panic, he'd accidentally

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triggered a signal built into his robotic knee replacement, one

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that called a very special space for help, one that

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I'm sure many of you have heard of before. After

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making sure Ken got to the hospital safely, and after

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talking to the doctors who were pretty sure Ken was

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gonna need a hip replacement, Grandpa Rowbones left the hospital

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and sat down on a bench in the park to think. Suddenly,

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he heard a strange sound, like something breaking through the

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atmosphere above him, and just as suddenly he found a

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tiny toy sized spaceship floating right in front of his head. Hello,

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my name is Spaceship, the little craft said in a

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cheerful voice. My systems indicate you were in trouble. Is

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everything okay? Strangely, unfazed by the floating sentient spaceship and

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in front of him, Grandpa robo Knees replied, I guess so.

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Rather than the fact that all of my friends are

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getting older and older, one of my best friends can

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just fell and now he needs a hip replacement. My

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only wish they could be in as good a shape

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as I am, so we could still hang out and

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do the things we used to do together. That is

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an excellent idea, Spaceship said, I may be able to help.

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After all, I was the one with a little help.

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Of course, who gave you your robotic knee replacement in

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the first place? You were, Grandpa said, astonished, I always

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wondered who did that? Well, thank you, Thank you so much.

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Do you think you could help my friends too? I

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believe that should be possible, Spaceship replied. With your ability

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to fix things and my medical knowledge, nothing should be

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beyond our reach. Would you like to come aboard to

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discuss the details, sure, Grandpa Robo Knees replied, though he

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wasn't quite sure how he was gonna fit aboard a

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tiny toy spaceship. But that is when the tiny ship

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floated over in front of him and began to glow

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a bright blue. It grew larger and larger until it

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was the size of a full spaceship. The back hatch

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opened and Grandpa Robonees walked inside. He was amazed. There

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was a full sized living room, a fully stocked kitchen,

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a little play area with books, and at the front,

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a command center with two seats and a giant screen.

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Welcome to my ship, Spaceship said. The ship took off

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into the sky. As Grandpa Robonese and Spaceship began planning,

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they talked first about Ken, who would need a new hip,

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and then about their good friend Gary, who was stuck

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in a wheelchair being pushed around by a nurse. A

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nice nurse, but still it wasn't the same as having

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your own freedom. Together, they started to design all sorts

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of solutions. For Ken, they imagined a mechanical exoskille. It's

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an implant that would fold out of his hip, wrap

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around his legs and arms, and assist with running, lifting

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heavy things, and a few extra gadgets built in for

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self defense. Naturally, for Gary, they decided that making his

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wheelchair fly would be a great start. No more ramps,

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no more stairs. Then, of course, they got a little

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carried away. They added weapons, systems, shields, and well pretty

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much every gadget they could come up with. Spaceship somehow

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magically created a giant workshop in the back of the ship,

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filled with every tool Grandpa rob Needs could possibly need.

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With Spaceship three D printing parts and Grandpa assembling them,

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it didn't take long to finish the new exoskeleton and

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hover chair. Now it was time to deliver the upgrades.

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Late that night, Spaceship, who for some reason could shrink

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down to the size of a fly with Grandpa Robones inside,

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snuck into the hospital. They grew just large enough for

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a team of robots to snatch Ken from the hospital

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room and place him aboard the ship. They got to

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work immediately. Once the exoskeleton implant was completed. They woke

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Ken up. What where am I? Ken asked, groggly. Don't worry, Ken,

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Grandpa Robones said warmly, Everything is okay. We've just done

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a little upgrading. Now try to stand up. Ken swung

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his legs the side of the bed, and to his surprise,

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he stood up easily. Wow, he said, this hip is great.

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I feel better than ever where. Just wait till you

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say the secret phrase. Grandpa row Bones grinned.

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Speaker 2: To ies, saying, jerryatric Justice.

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Speaker 1: Ken raised an eyebrow. What is this some kind of joke,

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No joke at all, Grandpa said, so, Ken, slightly amused,

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said it proudly, Jeriatric Justice. Suddenly, little mechanical gadgets shot

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out of his hips, wrapping down his legs and up

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across his body and arms, forming into a full exo

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skeleton suit. WHOA Ken said, I feel so powerful. Spaceship

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landed in front of an open field, allowing Ken to

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test out his powers. Ken started by running and soon

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realized he could run faster than he ever had before.

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Then he tried jumping, discovering he could jump hundreds of

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feet into the air. Next, he decided to try out

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his strength by picking up some stones, which were far

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too easy. He moved on to some large boulders that

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were lining the park and had no trouble picking them

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up either. Then he grabbed a hold of the trunk

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of a tree and ripped it straight out of the ground,

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something he later felt bad about. After they were done

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testing Ken's new powers, they flew to Gary's house. They

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knocked on the door and the kind nurse opened it up. Gary,

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We've brought you a present, he announced. The hoverchair floated

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in behind him for me. Gary asked his eyes wide

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for you, Grandpa, Roebonese said. They helped Gary into the

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hoverchair and taught him the controls. Soon Gary was zipping

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around in circles, flying up and down and laughing like

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a little kid. Well, Grandpa Roebonese said, I guess was

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some sort of justice squad. Now, yeah, Ken said the

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Geriatric Justice Squad, And with that the team was officially born.

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Their first mission didn't come from some sort of dramatic

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signal in the sky or a little red phone that

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was connected directly to the Commissioner's office. It came from

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a phone call their friend, Mabel, it seems, had fallen

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victim to a scam, tricked into buying Amazon gift cards

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for criminals posing as her grandson. Stuck in jail, she

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lost all of her money. This is a travesty, Grandpa

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Roebonese declared. We need to do something I would like

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to help. Spaceship said, but I have another mission to

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attend to. However, I track the scammer's location. Here, take

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this map. Spaceship handed them a little paper map marked

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scammers headquarters. Thank you, Spaceship, they said. Spaceship zoomed off

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into space once again, leaving the Geriatric Justice Squad to

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handle things without Spaceship to ride inside. The three of

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them loaded into the flying truck, putting Gary in the back,

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of course, and blasted off into the sky. They flew

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high above the clouds across oceans and over top of

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countries until they reached the scammer's headquarters, a shady looking

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office building in a very crowded city. Landing in the

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parking lot, they marched inside. At the reception desk, a

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woman smiled, hellou, can I help you well? Here for

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the scammers, Grandpa Rowbones said, scammers. We don't have any

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scammers here, she insisted. Oh no, Grandpa Roebonese said, pointing

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to a door labeled scam Room. What's behind there?

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Speaker 2: Then?

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Speaker 1: Oh? That no, that's totally just sort of like an

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inside joke we have. There's no scammers through that room,

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the receptionist assured him, But Grandpa Robonese wasn't buying it.

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He stormed over and kicked the door open with all

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of his robotic might. Inside was a room absolutely full

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of scam all talking on phones, working on computers, and

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clearly trying to trick people. Hey you, Grandpa robones shouted,

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you're scamming days ah rova. The scammers stopped what they

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were doing, looked at the three old men, and then

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they all broke out laughing hysterically. Oh you gonna do,

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old man, one sneered, beat us up with your old broom.

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Without a word, Grandpa Rowbones rushed to a computer. Ken

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used his exoskeleton to restrain one of the scammers while

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Grandpa hacked into their systems. Soon every computer in the

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room was counting down from two minutes. If my friend's

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money isn't returned by the time this hits zero, Grandpa said,

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all of your information goes public and your bank account

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gets emptied into the world's worst charity anyone could ever imagine.

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The scammer started to panic. None of them were sure

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what the world's worst charity was, but none of them

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wanted to give money to charity at all. Unsure of

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what else to do, they attacked. Luckily, the cheriatric justice

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squad was ready. Grandpa roe Bones darted forward with robotic speed,

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flipping one scammer over his shoulder and sending him flying

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into a copier machine. He unleashed spinning kicks that sent

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others brawling, his mechanical knees glowing with each impact. Ken

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once again activated his exoskeleton, metal bracing his body, and

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he bulldozed into a group of scammers, lifting one in

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each hand like toy dolls and tossing them into a pile.

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Gary spun in the air with his hover chair, unleashing

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an arsenal of gadgets. A water cannon blasted scammers into

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the wall of freeze, Ray locked others in blocks of ice,

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and a grappling hook swung down from the ceiling, scooping

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up an unlucky scammer like a claw machine prize. More

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scammers charged, but Gary's hoverchair deployed a mini shield, bouncing

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them back like rubber balls. Grandpa Robo Knees vaulted over desks,

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hurling a coffee pot that exploded into a cloud of

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hot TEA Ken picked up an entire office desk and

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used it like a battering ram. One scammer tried sneaking

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up behind them, only for Gary to fire a sticky

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net that wrapped the attacker like a fly in a

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spider's web. It wasn't long before the scammers were either

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knocked out, frozen, tied up, or just plain cowering in fear.

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And then the countdown on the computers hit zero. Well,

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what happens now, Ken asked, does all the money get

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transferred to that charity? Grandpa Robees chuckled Hi, who was

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just bluffing about that all I actually did was start

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a time a counting down on all of the computers.

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Nothing wheally happens when it hit zero, but it clearly

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got them working. Now, with a little more time, I

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may actually be able to reverse things, Grandpa Robonese said.

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He sat down on the computer and furiously started hitting

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all sorts of different buttons, tracing scam after scam, collecting

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money and returning it to as many people as he

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possibly could. With the job done, the geriatric Justice Squad

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called the police and headed back outside to Grandpa Robonese

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flying truck. The truck hovered up into the air, the

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tires folded in underneath it, and once again they blasted

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off into the sky, high above the clouds, passing quickly

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over different countries, across the ocean and back home. Grandpa

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rob Knees dropped off Ken first and then Gary, before

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eventually returning to his own home. He carefully landed the

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truck in the driveway, walked inside all the way whistling.

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Having his friends be able to participate in an adventure

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like that really had his spirits up. That being said,

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he was feeling pretty tired. Grandpa climbed into the nearest

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bed he could find, pulled the covers up to his chin,

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and allowed his head to hit the pillow. With each breath,

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he released a little more tension, and from his muscles,

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his body sank down deeper and deeper into the mattress,

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and he allowed his mind to wander off to dreams

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of new things and new geriatric justice to come. Good night, everyone,

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M M S.

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