Speaker 1: Welcome to the Start tag.
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Speaker 3: Glazed by the great Chris Ray, coach Derek black Man,
Speaker 3: and Tom Sweeny.
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Speaker 2: Sweeney's wearing his headphones like a normal person. As you
Speaker 2: can see, what's going on? What are you doing that
Speaker 2: thumbs up?
Speaker 3: That's what That's what he said for the listener's what's
Speaker 3: going on to the ominous thumbs up?
Speaker 4: I don't like that at all. Well, welcome to start.
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Speaker 2: be a tear, so stay tuned for that before we
Speaker 2: get into it.
Speaker 4: Uh, there is some.
Speaker 2: U what is it? There is a We've been getting
Speaker 2: these a lot more often now is that we've been
Speaker 2: getting right ins that pertain to the previous episode in
Speaker 2: the proper thread. Normally people write in they have like
Speaker 2: a question that pertains to the episode, and they'll write
Speaker 2: that in the comments of the episode. People have been
Speaker 2: getting better about putting it in the thread. Toy boat,
Speaker 2: what is it? What is this? Toy boat? Toy boat?
Speaker 2: Toy boat, toy boat roded amazing name. Mm, thanks a lot,
Speaker 2: he says. Drake Bell made a weird folky cover of
Speaker 2: Gucci Gang by Little Pump. This is relates to Uh,
Speaker 2: we were talking about the worst covers of all time.
Speaker 2: I've never heard this in my life. Uh. In fact,
Speaker 2: if you were to ask me, does Drake Bell know
Speaker 2: who Gucci Gang is, or what Gucci Gang is, or
Speaker 2: who Little Pump is? I would have said no, no shot.
Speaker 4: But I guess I guess that exists.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to find out exactly what it sounds like.
Speaker 1: Gucci Gianciang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gujie Gang, Gucci Gang. That
Speaker 1: way better than to be.
Speaker 4: That's the only song he knows how to write is
Speaker 4: the Drake and Joss.
Speaker 3: What okay, I can't even hold on. I can't even
Speaker 3: find I can't even find it. He probably is it this,
Speaker 3: so there's a live version. He he has a guitar,
Speaker 3: he's a streaming on Instagram. So it's probably this Drake
Speaker 3: Bell singing a Little Pump song.
Speaker 2: Goookies.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, it isn't the worst. This is not the worst.
Speaker 1: This is crazy. I've heard this is I've heard horrible.
Speaker 1: This is like it's it's it's weird, it's it's it's
Speaker 1: bizarre to do, but it's not terrible. I can I can't,
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, and then Drake is not a
Speaker 1: horrible singer.
Speaker 3: It sounds like for Drake and Josh, like this is
Speaker 3: like what I would expect, like, hey, check this out,
Speaker 3: if a Gucci if if Little Pump exist.
Speaker 2: Them Drake and Josh universe, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think that what I think this
Speaker 2: The main stipulation that a worst cover has to have
Speaker 2: is that the song it's covering has to be good
Speaker 2: in the first place. M you know, it has to
Speaker 2: be a good song ruined by a bad cover. I
Speaker 2: don't know if Gucci Yang is a good song, buddle
Speaker 2: of mud covering check that out? Have you heard No,
Speaker 2: you're totally right. You're totally that's when what is it?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what's the song that he that it's
Speaker 2: it's actually not covered to me. That's why I was like,
Speaker 2: it's crazy you got nam. No, it's not that one.
Speaker 2: It's it's a bad Girl. I can't wait.
Speaker 3: Like he rees, he like rees, It's like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck is going on? Like it was so bad that
Speaker 3: actually there was a debate that went on for a
Speaker 3: day of the he's just working with us, like clearly,
Speaker 3: like West Scanton or whatever the his name is, I
Speaker 3: think that's his name. He maybe he was just like, oh,
Speaker 3: this will be hilarious because.
Speaker 2: It's that bad. And I don't know, man, it is weird.
Speaker 3: I do know that he's a troubled person and h
Speaker 3: some people after one of his shows, they found him
Speaker 3: kind of wandering the streets with the backpack and somebody
Speaker 3: pulled out his phone and started like interviewing him like bro.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. They's take it like Hillary Clinton in
Speaker 2: the woods after the election, like are you crazy? And uh, well,
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, he didn't stand a chance. I mean
Speaker 2: his first his name is I assume his first name
Speaker 2: is puddle. Yeah, that's why. That's why the band is named.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's one of those bands that are named after him. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like like Ozzy Osbourne, you know, like he's got a
Speaker 3: band or merely Yeah, it's puddle of mud. Oh my
Speaker 3: fucking you in court a month from now?
Speaker 1: Ah, against what do we got?
Speaker 4: So what do we got to talk about today?
Speaker 2: Uh, at the time that we were recording last time,
Speaker 2: trumpet Mom Donnie had their meeting, so we couldn't cover
Speaker 2: exactly everything. We couldn't cover all of uh the Trump
Speaker 2: and Mom Donnie kind of after effects. But uh, there
Speaker 2: are a few of them, and they're very weird. I
Speaker 2: think the weirdest one to me is that Trump changes
Speaker 2: the outfit change is bizarre, like the fact that he
Speaker 2: wore the exact same outfit that Mam Donnie wore and
Speaker 2: so I don't know how old that outfit is or whatever,
Speaker 2: Like I don't know when that picture was taken to
Speaker 2: Mom Donnie and the black coat and the red shirt.
Speaker 2: But like the fact I have not seen Donald Trump
Speaker 2: dress outside of the normal suit that he wears or
Speaker 2: the fucking golf clothes. Yeah, that's it. This is the
Speaker 2: only two, the only two designated outfits for him. So
Speaker 2: the fact that he just like after this meeting dressed
Speaker 2: exactly like mom Donnie is very very weird. I don't
Speaker 2: know what. I don't know what that means. It's just
Speaker 2: and also like the fucking meeting. Have you seen him?
Speaker 2: When's the last time you've seen him fucking glow like that?
Speaker 1: Like Trump was like, it is weird.
Speaker 3: Just smitten he was. He was looking at he was
Speaker 3: smiling like up the ass. He took a bunch of
Speaker 3: promo picks, smiling like crazy. I'm like, I can't remember
Speaker 3: the last time I've seen him do that with anyone,
Speaker 3: like legitimately meeting with Putin or whatever. And he's kind
Speaker 3: of like, yeah, I'm gonna put on a face. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's all good.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dance. I'm gonna do a little do a
Speaker 1: little Trump dance.
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 3: It's something about him being there. It was almost like
Speaker 3: he genuinely believed, like, holy shit, this guy's like the
Speaker 3: truth and he's gonna I actually do love New York
Speaker 3: and he's gonna crush it, saying sit like, oh, he's
Speaker 3: gonna win over some Republicans. He's gonna surprise some Republicans.
Speaker 3: And I'm like well, yeah, he actually is, because unfortunately
Speaker 3: that's how this works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's yeah. It was just a weird, just a
Speaker 2: very bizarre meeting. I love that he just was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you could you could say, oh when that bitch.
Speaker 3: Try to like have a gotcha, oh he was a
Speaker 3: fascist or like oh he knows what his position is
Speaker 3: or our politics are implying that he's a fascist or whatever,
Speaker 3: so like are you calling him that? Her fucking her
Speaker 3: tone and the way she looked. I was like, this
Speaker 3: bitch and then Trump just gutting careless.
Speaker 2: Nah, it's okay, you could say it. It's fine, I
Speaker 2: don't mind. Dude. He jumped in front of It's so
Speaker 2: funny comparing it to like how he treated like Zelenski
Speaker 2: or something, you know what I mean. Or so it's
Speaker 2: nine and day eight difference, where like he was just
Speaker 2: he was diving in front of all these gotcha's that
Speaker 2: these are these reporters were there's another one where it's
Speaker 2: like why'd you fly here? Aren't trains greener? And he's like,
Speaker 2: I think Trump said something like uh, I mean that's
Speaker 2: a that's a long drive.
Speaker 4: I don't mind.
Speaker 2: He's just he kept like deflecting it was very I've
Speaker 2: never seen him deflect criticism from other people so often,
Speaker 2: you know, but.
Speaker 3: Like it happened, he did, so I don't know what
Speaker 3: that means necessarily, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, yeah, it'll it'll. I'm sure it'll go
Speaker 2: back to the way it was.
Speaker 3: He'll talk to enough lizards that'll set him back to like,
Speaker 3: oh wait, maybe.
Speaker 1: He's actually a bad guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a communist.
Speaker 3: He's a communist loser snake, Like, well, what about what
Speaker 3: you just said, you know, two days ago about him?
Speaker 2: I don't remember, what do you? I don't even know who?
Speaker 2: What's happening? Where am I?
Speaker 1: Where am I?
Speaker 3: That's what I would do if I want to get
Speaker 3: out of something. I'm just pretending I have no idea.
Speaker 3: What's happening?
Speaker 2: Am I?
Speaker 1: Am I?
Speaker 2: In? Am I? On planet Namic? I don't understand what's
Speaker 2: happening right now?
Speaker 4: He knows what planet is.
Speaker 3: So have you secured the Namekian dragon Balls?
Speaker 2: Have you? I want to start dragon balls?
Speaker 1: I want to summon Peruga, three witches, and these goddamn
Speaker 1: sayings keep getting in my way.
Speaker 2: Get vegeta fucking zarbon?
Speaker 4: What the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: Okay? So I'm sorry I'm like scrolling through the question
Speaker 2: thread and sometimes I read. Sometimes I read something that
Speaker 2: catches my attention and I just can't help but like
Speaker 2: address it. Kingston's number one dad wrote in it says
Speaker 2: a long time listener, first time patron, first time question,
Speaker 2: ask you here, welcome, says, have you guys heard about
Speaker 2: those two men that wanted to invade a Haitian island
Speaker 2: with an army of homeless men? One of them was
Speaker 2: so dedicated that they joined the military to get military training.
Speaker 2: By the way, this podcast helped me through the death
Speaker 2: of a family member. I love these distinct the tonal
Speaker 2: whiplash of this question and the end of it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was kind of kind of that was kind of
Speaker 2: wild actually, but I don't but whoa, Yeh'm glad we
Speaker 2: can help you. I don't know a fucking thing about
Speaker 2: this because, first of I don't know, like.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's that real, that happened.
Speaker 2: That happened. Actually, that's actually entirely real.
Speaker 4: But how do you know about this?
Speaker 1: Because I saw the news post of it, Like the
Speaker 1: news what do you mean, it's a it's a fucking
Speaker 1: crazy story that someone got caught revealing that there's information
Speaker 1: about them. I mean, it's not.
Speaker 2: So here's here's the way that I feel about this. Right.
Speaker 2: It would be one thing if like a corporation was
Speaker 2: like I want to invade Haiti.
Speaker 1: They wanted one thing, if they wanted.
Speaker 2: To thousands of people wanted to invade Haiti. Two guys.
Speaker 2: I've heard two people talk about the way crazier shit
Speaker 2: at a bar. It sounds like somebody hearing something at
Speaker 2: a bar would be like, I'm gonna make a new
Speaker 2: story about this.
Speaker 1: So what happened is this right?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: The information was that it was revealed that two people
Speaker 1: were gonna invade a side island of Haiti, kill all
Speaker 1: of the men there, and then take the women as sexly.
Speaker 2: That is crazy, Chris, How would they have done that?
Speaker 2: It's not about it's not I don't know.
Speaker 3: Actually I still wanted to legitimately it's not a bar
Speaker 3: Stone went military and obviously it would never work. Even
Speaker 3: if they did raise the army of homeless people, they
Speaker 3: would get gunned down immediately. But the idea that there
Speaker 3: is people actually plotting and it wasn't a bit for
Speaker 3: the show like oh this is that's a hilarious fucking
Speaker 3: bit for a podcast, you know, but like people were like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that sounds real and awesome, and I'm with you, brother,
Speaker 3: the fifth of the homeless people fifths of vodka and
Speaker 3: they will follow us to death because I probably would
Speaker 3: if I was a homeless person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got one better, dude. Literally, I.
Speaker 4: Mean, yeah, I have not heard of this.
Speaker 2: How long?
Speaker 4: How long was there?
Speaker 1: I think I revealed like maybe a week or two ago.
Speaker 1: Like it's it's insane. It's like, well, that's like the
Speaker 1: fact someone going into the military too. I mean a
Speaker 1: lot of people probably do. People going to military probably
Speaker 1: get military trained to come back into the real world
Speaker 1: to atually be terrible. Clearly, that's I mean.
Speaker 2: Like I became a huge problem with gangs.
Speaker 1: I mean literally, actually that's why they that's purpose probably
Speaker 1: why they started like attacking the panthers like that. They
Speaker 1: went there, they got military train don't how to use
Speaker 1: firearms and bullshit. They came back and they armed their communities.
Speaker 1: It sucking, it happens. But like the fact still someone
Speaker 1: saying and doing that is crazy, Like it's still like
Speaker 1: what the fuck I'm gonna go to the military. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna suffer through four years in the military attempting to
Speaker 1: hear people that say, oh, like flatter of motherfuckers, like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna build a rocket or whatever so I can prove.
Speaker 1: And then there's the person that's actually dragging resources together
Speaker 1: and starting to build the rocket. You're like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck and seeing they're almost there, they just need to
Speaker 1: secure the fuel and then they rob like a bunch
Speaker 1: of gas stations and pumping it out with the garden hose,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, this is crazy. You're used us
Speaker 1: regular gas and try to propel your rocket into space.
Speaker 3: But you gotta you gotta love that. You gotta love
Speaker 3: crazy people sometimes, like when they're actually dedicated, you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: you gotta respect you gotta respect it a little bit, like, wow,
Speaker 3: they actually they didn't get anywhere close, but they fucking tried.
Speaker 4: You know, they tried.
Speaker 2: They had their heart yet for sure, you know, And
Speaker 2: that's and that's really what matters at the end of
Speaker 2: the day. It's like me versus loving someone, you know,
Speaker 2: like I you know, it's like it's it's about the
Speaker 2: same type of I try, but you know, I don't
Speaker 2: really get close. It's the thought that cat I guess, uh, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, let's know what the fuck this is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is what I guess. This was buried under like
Speaker 2: all the uh broad news from two weeks ago that like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I to me this this this had
Speaker 2: no chance of even breaking through for me because I
Speaker 2: was just thinking like, oh, I wonder if the world's ending.
Speaker 2: I wonder if AI is gonna take everything. Like I'm
Speaker 2: just like I don't know. But so this is another
Speaker 2: It's again like a lot of addressing, uh the exact
Speaker 2: previous episode, which is kind of nice. Trump fucking a
Speaker 2: hole through a brick wall because he smelled and it
Speaker 2: cuts off. Sorry, sorry, Bud, your joke died. Hopefully you're
Speaker 2: in the end credits. Maybe you're a twenty five dollars patron.
Speaker 2: You'll get your name red and we'll hear whatever the
Speaker 2: hell it is you were trying to say. He says,
Speaker 2: fun fact for y'all today, everybody knows that goofy Oh wait, no, no,
Speaker 2: this is the wrong one. What the hell? I'll read
Speaker 2: that one after anyway, But like, I want to address
Speaker 2: this thing. Gallaine Maxwell, Ghalaide, Maxwell's horse named Bubba rode in.
Speaker 2: He says, Hey, the three gay focks that still haunt
Speaker 2: my question that haunt my soul.
Speaker 4: Question for Sween.
Speaker 2: The last episode, you all talked about being culturally black,
Speaker 2: and Swein couldn't comprehend that being culturally black is different
Speaker 2: from being socially black. Why is that?
Speaker 1: Does they are different? That's stupid, that's a stupid thing.
Speaker 3: Well, he was accusing you that couldn't differentiate between the two.
Speaker 3: That's what he is accusing you of.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's still but they're but they're so they're
Speaker 1: so different in things, because what is being culturally black?
Speaker 2: Exactly? Can you define it? Well, we had this conversation
Speaker 2: last time. We're not gonna go over it again, but uh,
Speaker 2: I think, uh is that not the whole point? Is that? Like,
Speaker 2: so you're agreeing with the comment?
Speaker 1: Now what that I can't understand socially and culturally? I
Speaker 1: think something that they're different socially and culturally. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a difference to them for sure.
Speaker 2: Okay addressed? Now sure this this fucking hole through a
Speaker 2: brick wall thing? Yeah, fuck y'all.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Fun fact for y'all today, everybody knows that goofy emo
Speaker 2: pop punk accent, but did you know that it essentially
Speaker 2: comes from California punk imitating East Coast Punk, who were
Speaker 2: also imitating British Punk have a Great Day?
Speaker 4: Is that true?
Speaker 2: I don't know. That sounds like it.
Speaker 1: Could that doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 2: That sounds like it. That sounds like one of those
Speaker 2: things that like, I you could make that case to me,
Speaker 2: And if you told me, if you told me that
Speaker 2: at a bar, I would believe you. You know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 4: I would be like, yeah, okay, I could see that.
Speaker 4: I suppose.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't argue it. I'd be like, interesting, I.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't argue that. I probably wouldn't even look into it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, a fun fact. I'll trust you, stranger.
Speaker 1: But also like, I really don't care about the why
Speaker 1: punk artists sing the way they do. It's not that
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, interesting, I don't even care why anyone
Speaker 1: sings the way they do. Really, being honest, you.
Speaker 2: Don't care that. You don't care that, uh, the agent
Speaker 2: from from that band who from Huba Snank sings in
Speaker 2: the way that he sings. You don't care about that.
Speaker 2: Not exactly, I take interest in the way, but.
Speaker 3: Is there something are you surprised he doesn't like or
Speaker 3: something or what do you Why.
Speaker 2: Nothing, I'm not saying an.
Speaker 4: I just think. I just I was just surprised.
Speaker 1: For me.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he's from I'm not sure. There's
Speaker 2: no shot he is. I can almost.
Speaker 4: I don't know that, but I'm fairly as.
Speaker 1: A matter of fact, Huba state is a Mongolian word.
Speaker 2: Oh I forgot. I forgot about that. I forgot. I like,
Speaker 2: I learned that in Mongolian class in.
Speaker 1: Community college to college.
Speaker 2: Wow, I learned that second grade. Yeah, yeah, you went
Speaker 2: to a more robust school.
Speaker 3: Then I went to private elementary school. And when I
Speaker 3: when I was like, hey, you're you're now seven years old.
Speaker 3: The right of passages to learn about Mongolian studies?
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine was history, religion, lunch, religion, algebra, religion, study hall, religion, religion,
Speaker 2: lunch again, religion. So like, we didn't have a lot
Speaker 2: of we didn't have a lot of Mongolian studies going
Speaker 2: on in my Catholic school. Did you guys have that
Speaker 2: one elective altar boy pole dancing? Uh? That was an
Speaker 2: after school thing. That's fucking crazying, is out fucking rageous?
Speaker 2: Oh god, oh god, yeah.
Speaker 4: God, bless did you do that?
Speaker 2: That can sense. Did you ultar boy? No? Why what
Speaker 2: do you mean? Why not?
Speaker 1: My family grew I was raised Muslim.
Speaker 4: Okay, so.
Speaker 2: I'm not either. I put my amma away.
Speaker 1: No, please love he did you guys already you guys
Speaker 1: already went went went pretty far by all means.
Speaker 2: I don't want Donnie to come down. I'm not. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna. Yeah, I know, I don't want to. I
Speaker 2: want to tell joke and.
Speaker 3: A very good mom. Donnie's coming for you, guys, because
Speaker 3: you did it, Chris, you did it.
Speaker 2: That's right on bomb Dannie at it again. The weird
Speaker 2: thing is why have I Why have I not? Mean?
Speaker 3: I guess I'm not on Twitter now because I was like,
Speaker 3: I've never heard that before, and I feel like I
Speaker 3: should have.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I mean to be fair. That's that's all.
Speaker 2: That's a comic degree in racism. Oh you know, you
Speaker 2: know we haven't talked about actually like something that I told.
Speaker 2: I can't believe I forgot that this has happened. The
Speaker 2: fucking so Twitter uh currently known as acts. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: they had they I know, right, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 4: We almost missed it?
Speaker 2: But there was. They had an update recently where they
Speaker 2: I think. I don't know exactly what the name of
Speaker 2: the update was. I don't know what the terminology is
Speaker 2: for it, but they basically had an update that made
Speaker 2: it so uh, every account, if you I believe, let
Speaker 2: me get oh my god, yes, talking about yet if
Speaker 2: you clicked on you know about this account, basically it's
Speaker 2: like under under their main thing and it says like
Speaker 2: joined in, you know, for mine, it says joined in
Speaker 2: two thousand and nine, and if you clicked on it,
Speaker 2: it would basically give away uh you know, where the
Speaker 2: account was based in, how it was connected to the
Speaker 2: app store and all this stuff, you know, and you
Speaker 2: know when when the account joined and a bunch and
Speaker 2: I mean a metric fuck ton of uh make America
Speaker 2: great again, right wing you know, pundit, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: whatever you name it. So many right wing accounts based
Speaker 2: in Bangladesh, based in India, based in you know, the
Speaker 2: Arab Emirates, based in Serbia, based in everywhere, but in
Speaker 2: the United States because of other stuff.
Speaker 3: Because apparently I heard that they already like disabled this
Speaker 3: feature because of everybody panicking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think, uh, you know how Twitter operates,
Speaker 2: right like some people, some people lose the feature. Some
Speaker 2: people still have it. It's weird, like the updates the
Speaker 2: update status is for Twitter has have never made sense
Speaker 2: in fairness, like, uh, but there was one that was
Speaker 2: like it was crazy because it was connected. The way
Speaker 2: that you would see it connected was like the this
Speaker 2: Israel android app, which is like I've never seen that probably,
Speaker 2: like that is fucking crazy. I remember correctly.
Speaker 3: I actually don't remember the country, uh where it's connected to.
Speaker 3: But there's an America the at America. It is just
Speaker 3: the account at America. It is not based in America,
Speaker 3: and it's I just like that it's the official America
Speaker 3: account is like some foreign ass ship and I'm like,
Speaker 3: of course.
Speaker 1: Because America is a foreign ass ship. Plays dude, you mean,
Speaker 1: I mean it.
Speaker 3: Is just funny to see like the we've all known
Speaker 3: about this. It's like there's certain people that I fantasize about,
Speaker 3: like criticizing and like, uh, there's a guy that's been
Speaker 3: getting crazy and crazier named Dave Smith. They start off
Speaker 3: as a comic and then he became this like libertarian hero,
Speaker 3: I guess, and he sucks off Joe Rogan and shit, yeah,
Speaker 3: champion of Palestinians. But for some reason sucks off Russia,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, I wonder why, you know, like
Speaker 3: I wonder why what dollar signs Russian rubles are flying
Speaker 3: out of his ass and uh like they're like this
Speaker 3: type of shit, Like I just want to Like, I
Speaker 3: love when there's a confirmation like with Tim Poole and
Speaker 3: you know, Dave Rubin and all them, all the tenant
Speaker 3: media people, and I'm waiting for more confirmation from like
Speaker 3: a Dave Smith.
Speaker 2: It's so obvious. It's so obvious, like the way yeah
Speaker 2: it's it's it's just so funny. It's funny to see it,
Speaker 2: like so plain faced, you know what I mean, you
Speaker 2: can tell it's just like, oh, none of yall are
Speaker 2: even exactly.
Speaker 1: Of course, not that this has been a like I
Speaker 1: don't understand how people didn't understand that actively foreign parties
Speaker 1: are sowing discourse in this country. Duh.
Speaker 2: It's so easy to do here because of how different
Speaker 2: we are.
Speaker 3: As I they believed it until they did it right,
Speaker 3: because one of the biggest things back in the day
Speaker 3: was McCarthyism, you know, before us, before our era, and
Speaker 3: that carried into our era. And then as soon as
Speaker 3: Russia became the good guy somehow, you know, like like
Speaker 3: socially to conservatives, all of a sudden, Oh, they're not
Speaker 3: interfering in our elections. They're not trying to sew discourse
Speaker 3: and and and and fuck our elections. They're not trying
Speaker 3: to do anything all of a sudden, even nothing changed
Speaker 3: with them, but somehow they're not doing this shit anymore.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, God, damn, imagine being that fucking stupid,
Speaker 3: Like we lived through this shit.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, yeah, they wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a lie.
Speaker 3: Dave Smith goes on Joe Rogan's podcast and still they
Speaker 3: want to talk about, oh, Russian disinformation even though it's
Speaker 3: proven and people went to fucking prison for it, and
Speaker 3: you know, but they still want to talk about it
Speaker 3: as if it's it's happening.
Speaker 1: It's happening with China a little bit right now too,
Speaker 1: right now, not to the same degree, but it's definitely
Speaker 1: happening with China where it's like they've definitely made strides
Speaker 1: and like their they're betterment for like people's rights there.
Speaker 1: For sure, they've made quite a lot of improvements. But
Speaker 1: it's like it's not that bad, and it's like, bro, it's.
Speaker 2: Not it ain't great. I mean, it ain't.
Speaker 3: How is it just a few sure years ago when
Speaker 3: we were talking about the their Muslim fucking and tournament camps,
Speaker 3: Like it wasn't that long ago when we were talking
Speaker 3: about that.
Speaker 1: It ain't that doesn't get abolished.
Speaker 2: Paradise over there. It's just you you can say both things.
Speaker 2: You could say.
Speaker 3: It's just like when we talk about racism over here
Speaker 3: where it's like historically things have gotten better. Clearly we're
Speaker 3: not getting I'm not I would be lynched looking at Jojo,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. Like it, things are different,
Speaker 3: but there's still work to do. It's like we can
Speaker 3: say both things.
Speaker 1: Two things canna be the same, like two things would
Speaker 1: be once, which is a real big sitar And it's
Speaker 1: like the idea of like everybody being like, well there's
Speaker 1: a bunch of Democrats in the files, and it's like, yeah, get.
Speaker 3: Them too loyalty to the tribalism as if like I
Speaker 3: don't know a single fucking democrat except for the people
Speaker 3: that are getting paid by like APAK or whatever that
Speaker 3: band together. Besides shit like that, every person I know
Speaker 3: that considers themselves a liberal leftist or anything like that
Speaker 3: have no tribalism in politics, or like, uh yeah, fuck any.
Speaker 2: Of these people, Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Like, I just want people to do well, and I
Speaker 3: have no loyalty to any of these assholes. When I'm
Speaker 3: on the streets when people are driving by, the closest
Speaker 3: I'll see is Bernie Sanders stickers every once in a while,
Speaker 3: which makes sense because he's actually seems like a decent guy.
Speaker 3: But there isn't memorabilia and merch and hats and flags
Speaker 3: and shit like that. I'm like, where is that? You
Speaker 3: pussies acting like fucking people on the left are all
Speaker 3: sticking together and raw ron for like they be mad
Speaker 3: if Bill Clinton got fucking thrown in jail and executed.
Speaker 2: Who gives a fuck? Who gives a fuck? What are
Speaker 2: you saying? Man? I just saw the most confusing fucking
Speaker 2: thing I've ever seen. So I guess for some reason
Speaker 2: they had they had the wrizzler and has bull of
Speaker 2: meat at UFC or where no, just in just in
Speaker 2: like a random thing or interview, some interview. They were
Speaker 2: just like, hey, you don't be funny. If we got
Speaker 2: the rizzler, we got has If we got the rizzler,
Speaker 2: and has a bullet to meet. Why this is? This
Speaker 2: is literally just watch this twenty three year old meet
Speaker 2: a nine year old boy, Like, why is the Wrizzler nine?
Speaker 4: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I assume he's like, I mean, he's like probably like
Speaker 2: maybe ten or eleven or something.
Speaker 1: It's was probably like a he's probably like between yeah maybe,
Speaker 1: so Okay, he's young. He's definitely young. He's definitely he
Speaker 1: definitely doesn't have that like that that shadow where he's
Speaker 1: probably like watching real function in theirnet like that. He
Speaker 1: have that twinkle in his eye yet where he's like,
Speaker 1: oh he's seen like darkness. Yeah, not yet, like that
Speaker 1: happens in like you're like thirteen.
Speaker 3: Oh, I see, I've seen this guy. Uh, this guy
Speaker 3: Caleb Presley, I've seen him. He's like a comedy podcaster
Speaker 3: or interviewer. I saw him interviewing a Luka Doncic and
Speaker 3: like he just asked them stupid fucking questions. So like
Speaker 3: that's his whole stick, And so I see, I see
Speaker 3: what this is. Now, Like let's bring these two assholes
Speaker 3: that are not related to each other whatsoever.
Speaker 2: This will be funny.
Speaker 3: And so I guess that's the idea what is the
Speaker 3: premise that they both look like children because one is one?
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know, like like it's such a weird.
Speaker 2: It's such a weird, you know.
Speaker 3: All I know is maybe it has to do with
Speaker 3: uh so, Hesbla is deeply embedded in to the mixed
Speaker 3: Martial arts world. He was just at the the Qatar
Speaker 3: or cater however you want to say it, which is
Speaker 3: at the USC event. I was like, I forgot he
Speaker 3: was alive, to be honest say, because I hadn't seen
Speaker 3: him in fucking forever. And then the Wrizzler probably still
Speaker 3: loosely connected with you know, Big Justice and those and
Speaker 3: all that other ship that goes on. Yeah, and they
Speaker 3: were recently on like an AW thing that just happened,
Speaker 3: wrestling thing. Yeah, so one of the guys used to
Speaker 3: be an ex wrestler, so he's been evolved with the
Speaker 3: aw for a while. And the Wrizzler, sorry at the Wrizzler,
Speaker 3: Young Justice little kid did a or Big Justice sorry
Speaker 3: did a diamond Big Justice did a diamond cutter on
Speaker 3: one of the I can't even remember. I forgot what
Speaker 3: I saw. I was half paying attention. I'm like, I
Speaker 3: don't know what's happening. This is too much for my brain.
Speaker 1: They're out here living, They're out here living my dreams.
Speaker 1: Man down here living my yah.
Speaker 2: I would love to if for the only reason to
Speaker 2: have clout to go on and do like a dumb
Speaker 2: wrestling event and get the shit kicked out of me
Speaker 2: or something like I want to be put through a
Speaker 2: table or something.
Speaker 1: Like speak getting your whole arm ripped up, Like I
Speaker 1: love that.
Speaker 2: Ship his whole arm burn. That was crazy. I love
Speaker 2: that shit.
Speaker 3: I love when I hate when they're like, oh, they
Speaker 3: try to make them look good.
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's gay.
Speaker 3: But if you can be like, hey, beat the piss
Speaker 3: out of me, like I'll even blade, I'll fucking be
Speaker 3: bleeding and ship and like you could.
Speaker 2: You could kill me. You can kill me.
Speaker 1: You can kill me, and I'm not I'm not living
Speaker 1: for anything.
Speaker 2: You can kill me.
Speaker 1: You can murder me.
Speaker 2: Dude. They just shoot you at the end, They pain
Speaker 2: you and then just shoot you in the face. Fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: They give you seventy five dollars and they're like, are
Speaker 1: you sure about this? We could pay you more.
Speaker 2: Send this to my wife. This is simple. This is simple.
Speaker 2: Send this to my wife, Oh, did you, like, honey,
Speaker 2: what are you doing? I'm finna live. Did you guys
Speaker 2: see this? By the way, young Colin taking this shot
Speaker 2: on a younger Colin. That's crazy, he says, uh cannics.
Speaker 2: Owens just posted on her Facebook saying a government insider
Speaker 2: warned her that the French president Emmanuel Macrone ordered her assassination.
Speaker 2: I checked her Facebook and I did shit.
Speaker 3: I saw it on Twitter from her direct Twitter. And
Speaker 3: the reason I saw it is because Dave Smith I
Speaker 3: was just talking about that piece of shit quote tweeted
Speaker 3: it and was entertaining it like oh, I was like,
Speaker 3: I responded, I'm not thinking anybody's gonna see you because
Speaker 3: I just it was already a day old or something.
Speaker 3: I replied to it, and I was like, you're such
Speaker 3: a fucking dumb ass, Like I can't believe it, And
Speaker 3: then like that started getting a lot of traction. I
Speaker 3: thought that was weird because like it was already kind
Speaker 3: of over, so I guess other people were here. I
Speaker 3: don't know, it's it resonated with enough people because what
Speaker 3: a fucking like everybody in his comment checks and that
Speaker 3: follows Dave Smith or even like, what the fuck are
Speaker 3: you doing, like, we don't, we don't take Cannis own seriously,
Speaker 3: what are you doing? Like he's such a fucking he's
Speaker 3: such a fucking hill. And we all know why Cannis
Speaker 3: Owens is doing it because she's beefing with Macron. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and well specifically his wife. And so of course she's
Speaker 3: gonna accuse the French. No one's talking about the French government.
Speaker 3: So miraculously the French government's trying to assassinate her. Oh
Speaker 3: how convenient because they're going through a lawsuit right now.
Speaker 3: It's so fucking stupid. God, she sucks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't seem it doesn't.
Speaker 2: She's I mean, it seems to me. The more likely
Speaker 2: explanation is that people are fucking with her because they
Speaker 2: know that she is. It's like a Chris chan type thing.
Speaker 2: It literally is. It's like a Christian thing where like
Speaker 2: somebody pretends to be like I'm liquid Chris and I'm
Speaker 2: the real Christian and because like they because they know
Speaker 2: that the real Christian is like exactly dumb enough to
Speaker 2: like be bothered by that and be convinced like, oh no,
Speaker 2: people are gonna think that's really me. Yeah, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, that's what it's like, I'm gonna draft
Speaker 2: up this like official looking letter that looks uh, that
Speaker 2: looks legit to somebody who's spiraling. I'm saying the French
Speaker 2: government right exactly, they don't care. They don't care. They're
Speaker 2: probably they're gonna win all They're probably gonna win their lawsuit,
Speaker 2: So why would they want to kill you?
Speaker 3: Like That's the whole thing where it makes me feel.
Speaker 2: Like, so I'm not one, I'm not convinced.
Speaker 3: I'm fifty fifty right now that she's insane. I I'm
Speaker 3: there's this the things that she's entertaining almost feels like
Speaker 3: you can't be you have a team around you. Your
Speaker 3: entire team is digging up stuff and she's not doing
Speaker 3: the ship herself. And in that instance would almost have
Speaker 3: me suggest that, like, well, you can't be that crazy,
Speaker 3: because I feel like your team would completely just quit.
Speaker 2: You're on your own.
Speaker 3: So it almost feels like I'm like, I can't say
Speaker 3: for sure that she's just nuts and this isn't just
Speaker 3: calculated to just soak up as much money as humanly possible,
Speaker 3: like even talking up Charlie Kirk and the way she's
Speaker 3: been talking.
Speaker 2: About Oh, I have these text messages. I have this.
Speaker 3: Oh here's a little bit extra text messages. Oh, like
Speaker 3: it looks like Israel might have done something. He was
Speaker 3: criticizing Israel before he got like, she's saying all these things,
Speaker 3: pulling these threads and ship and I'm like, all right, dude,
Speaker 3: I don't know if this is the crazy person. It
Speaker 3: feels more like a person that's trying to drag this
Speaker 3: ship out, So I'm not It could be both though, right,
Speaker 3: you could be insane, but also understand that this is
Speaker 3: making me a lot of money, so it's it's kind
Speaker 3: of hard to pinpoint for me. Yeah, yeah, I know
Speaker 3: is that I fucking hate her. I can't stand her.
Speaker 1: She can his own is quite literally like actually my
Speaker 1: least favorite black person like ever, like actually like I
Speaker 1: really like I truly and the fact that she's Jamaican
Speaker 1: two makes me so much more upset.
Speaker 2: It makes me hate my blood more than so loud.
Speaker 2: He has this auto.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to I don't know how to.
Speaker 2: Do you have the scarlet?
Speaker 4: I don't even know how to enable.
Speaker 3: Do you have the the on air button on? Do
Speaker 3: you have the air button on? I don't like there
Speaker 3: should be like no the red lip button. Is you
Speaker 3: for your your vaults your Yeah, yeah, you have to
Speaker 3: have that on. There's another one that should say it's
Speaker 3: not on then, clearly because like there's the air button,
Speaker 3: you have the scarlet solo, right, yeah, there should be
Speaker 3: two buttons. There should be that one and right next
Speaker 3: to it there should be like a solo one that's
Speaker 3: basically supposed to be for I'm just trying to figure
Speaker 3: out what's happening, because it's not happening to our ship,
Speaker 3: and I want to understand why. Maybe somebody in the audience,
Speaker 3: because I'm gonna keep this in, could fucking help us.
Speaker 3: I swear to God, someone who's actually like really versed
Speaker 3: in audio engineering and be like, I know it's happening
Speaker 3: to you, bitch, you stupid bitch. I know what's happening,
Speaker 3: and thank you tell me.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, I don't know. I can't help him. Thanks,
Speaker 2: thanks Chris, thanks for your contribution. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 2: just whatever I'm trying to I'm trying to find the
Speaker 2: next thing. What is this, uh Dutch dutches, puckered pink man,
Speaker 2: pussy revelto. I don't know what. Okay, you could have
Speaker 2: just ended it with two thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, like I said, revolver, I think
Speaker 1: he's but he's like son involving aus Is.
Speaker 2: I don't know how do my fellow Jamaicano God white
Speaker 2: Boy and hy n. Based on the name, you guys
Speaker 2: can tell I subbed a while ago. No, what do
Speaker 2: you What do you mean?
Speaker 1: You could have just kept going. You didn't have to
Speaker 1: make him feel bad?
Speaker 2: But I'm not.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm just like that doesn't seem like we
Speaker 4: talk about Red.
Speaker 2: Dead enough, you know, it doesn't seem like a like
Speaker 2: an old thing. I went through hard times, but now
Speaker 2: I'm back for the holidays. I've binged binge watched Kirk Enthusiasm,
Speaker 2: and I must say the show is incredible. So season five,
Speaker 2: episode five, Larry makes fun of a Kamakazi pilot. Have you, guys,
Speaker 2: ever sperienced a level of culture shock that has caused
Speaker 2: you to indvertently make fun of another man's suffering? Ps,
Speaker 2: I'm drunk. If this doesn't make sense, it's just a
Speaker 2: little specific.
Speaker 4: It's a bit it's too specific.
Speaker 2: Have I seen someone's I had?
Speaker 4: I'll say culture shock.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've really the only real culture
Speaker 2: shock I experienced was going east coast to west coast
Speaker 2: and realizing that there's no transit. That was kind of
Speaker 2: the thing for me. I was just like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck cities function without without trains? And they don't really,
Speaker 2: by the way, that's the side this side note is
Speaker 2: that they don't. They actually functioned horribly.
Speaker 1: What was the biggest culture shock I've ever experienced.
Speaker 2: I guess it was when King Dad took you to Afghanistan?
Speaker 2: Right when I went to London.
Speaker 1: Those biggest culture shock because Bist people are just really
Speaker 1: not nice. They're like really like, they're like really not
Speaker 1: nice to people on this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was, I was.
Speaker 1: I was just a you know what, I'm not gonna say.
Speaker 1: When I went to the area where I was around
Speaker 1: a bunch of Caribbean people, they were very nice. They
Speaker 1: were like very nice, like openly nice. But I think
Speaker 1: it was an actual community opposed to like London. Those
Speaker 1: niggas hate each other and they're terrifying of each other also,
Speaker 1: so they were likedy, like I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: to anyone that's darker than tan because they might stab me.
Speaker 1: So like I'm just gonna go about my way.
Speaker 3: Everybody everybody has their ships out. They're just like walking
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 1: Everyone's drawing their blade.
Speaker 2: Like a butterfly knife.
Speaker 1: Playing within is like this is crazy, Yeah, it's really.
Speaker 1: But that was the biggest culture shock.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: It was. It was interesting being in a place where
Speaker 1: I spoke the same language as people technically, but they
Speaker 1: were like, you didn't know what the fun was going on.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, I guess yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Everything that Rico, Puerto Rico was really just beautiful. It
Speaker 1: was like so beautiful, and people were like truly nice
Speaker 1: to each other, like very open arms to one another,
Speaker 1: kind in the way we aren't here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. People say es.
Speaker 3: Actually people say in the US that when you go outside,
Speaker 3: people say that people in the US are overly nice. Actually,
Speaker 3: I always hear people say like, hey, bro, don't talk
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 2: Why are you smiling at me? Why are you saying hello?
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to go about my business, because that's
Speaker 3: what like, it's like the it's default to want to
Speaker 3: do that over here, Like if you pass by somebody,
Speaker 3: you almost want to like nod or like shoot them
Speaker 3: a smile or something like that. And people usually outside
Speaker 3: of the US are like, what the fuck are you doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that's the only way we've able to We've
Speaker 1: been able to manage to get to this point because
Speaker 1: of the fact that we are all so different.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: That's like, you know, like it's a wars gonna break
Speaker 1: out if we're not nice, you know, like we have
Speaker 1: to like we had to, like, hey, be nice to
Speaker 1: your neighbor because like they're your pal essentially.
Speaker 2: I think it actually is, you know, I think it
Speaker 2: actually is. I think it's because here everybody is generally
Speaker 2: so different from each other that like, uh, in other
Speaker 2: places where everybody's the same, you're kind of thinking, like,
Speaker 2: I know what that guy's going I know, I know,
Speaker 2: I know everything about that guy. I don't even know,
Speaker 2: so I'm not even gonna acknowledge it. But everybody else
Speaker 2: is like, I don't know what's going on with that.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to establish some kind of some kind of
Speaker 2: peace had link. I guess you know that might be.
Speaker 3: One weird thing that happened in Greece was the people
Speaker 3: the common courtesy like of being in public wasn't really
Speaker 3: a thing. You didn't really acknowledge each other at all.
Speaker 3: It was like almost you didn't even exist. I I witnessed,
Speaker 3: uh my ex, you know, my girlfriend at the time,
Speaker 3: crash in to another people because it was basically like
Speaker 3: you know how people usually if somebody's gonna move, someone's
Speaker 3: gotta move if they're what and like it just wasn't
Speaker 3: happening and they just crashed into each other.
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck was that?
Speaker 3: I was like, or like, uh oh, here's a pillar
Speaker 3: in the mall and there's a person that's kind of
Speaker 3: narrowing the gap between the pillar and like where to
Speaker 3: pass through, and like just instead of just waiting for
Speaker 3: them to walk, like squeezing through them like unnecessarily, And
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't understand, what is what are
Speaker 3: you doing? It was just like a weird thing that
Speaker 3: people would do.
Speaker 2: They just you couldn't stop moving or something and not
Speaker 2: acknowledge the person. It was very strange. It's really interesting.
Speaker 1: It's interesting because of how like it just had in
Speaker 1: different places, people like navigate, like move through areas, like
Speaker 1: in California, people this is I say this about California line.
Speaker 1: I don't actually mean it, but I think this is
Speaker 1: a very self absorbed la particularly, it's a very self
Speaker 1: absorbed place where people just don't really think that there's
Speaker 1: other things going on.
Speaker 2: They're kind of like is.
Speaker 1: It rushing or they're doing something or whatever, So they're
Speaker 1: just not really paying attention. And I feel like that
Speaker 1: leads to a lot of accidents.
Speaker 2: Sure, where are you in LA that people are rushing?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean they're running out, they're rushing. They're rushing
Speaker 1: in their in their context of rushing, you know, not
Speaker 1: obviously the New York fucking ridiculous pace of like the grind,
Speaker 1: but like in their perspective, they're going somewhere actually where
Speaker 1: we where we live, because of all the car accidents killed,
Speaker 1: people are fucking rushing to go nowhere. Actually the fact
Speaker 1: that's why it happens.
Speaker 4: It's not really rushing. They're just they're racing.
Speaker 2: They're they're they're racing somewhere.
Speaker 3: Usually it's and and they and all they did was
Speaker 3: shave off three minutes of their fucking of their.
Speaker 1: Time if that, like you, you know, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: Twenty people just to be home a few minutes early.
Speaker 2: It's so insane.
Speaker 1: I really truly don't get it's insane, but it's what
Speaker 1: you call But like that's what happens. But then I've
Speaker 1: noticed that when the people are walking right, how they
Speaker 1: just walk into each other. Sometimes seen people just walk
Speaker 1: into each other in a way I just don't understand.
Speaker 1: Because I'm huge and I'm lumbering. I don't bump into
Speaker 1: people when I'm walking around, but people just not walk
Speaker 1: into each other.
Speaker 2: I've been meaning to talk to you about that, Kason.
Speaker 1: You do, Chris, I have not, Chris. I have not
Speaker 1: been somewhere with you in months on purpose to mind you.
Speaker 1: But I have been listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 2: I've been meaning. I've been meaning to bring this up
Speaker 2: because it's something you say often. You say like you
Speaker 2: often talk about like every time we're at a party,
Speaker 2: he talks about how good he is at avoiding people.
Speaker 4: And I've never wanted to bring this up. I've never
Speaker 4: wanted to bring this up.
Speaker 1: The last time I was taking out, I was a guy.
Speaker 1: I'm really good at not walking into people. I swear
Speaker 1: to God, it's insane, Like right now, everybody walk at
Speaker 1: me right now.
Speaker 2: I know that I know that it was important to him,
Speaker 2: but like I think, like at a certain point, we
Speaker 2: just gotta we gotta, we gotta talk about it. Chanson
Speaker 2: has trampled at least seven people in the last like
Speaker 2: eight eight weeks probably, and he just hasn't noticed it
Speaker 2: because the people that he tramples are so small, and
Speaker 2: he just he goes about how small a talking? How
Speaker 2: small are talking? Like below five.
Speaker 1: The persons person it's.
Speaker 2: Usually children or just shorter women. The person. The person
Speaker 2: when they're three years old, yes, okay, when they walk
Speaker 2: with they're walking, they're a person.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, the powerful of recognition.
Speaker 2: Recognition.
Speaker 3: I sure hope the law agrees with me when I
Speaker 3: accidentally trample a two year old and like person think
Speaker 3: and walk, When do you start.
Speaker 1: Referring to a child as a person when it's.
Speaker 4: Really typically But like I don't realistically.
Speaker 3: Because like if I think of thinking of it in
Speaker 3: the laws, right you socially maybe also social.
Speaker 1: Talking about law obviously obviously law immediately upon on the
Speaker 1: spectrum as even even even.
Speaker 2: Probably before that. Honestly, I think completely.
Speaker 1: When they have started to say like five years old.
Speaker 3: When they're five years old, that's when like a kid,
Speaker 3: god forbid ever had to a kid could and it's
Speaker 3: there's been documented cases could survive on their own at five,
Speaker 3: like God forbid, but like say, actually find food and
Speaker 3: they can they could take care of themselves enough to survive.
Speaker 3: And and so I would say five years old, yeah,
Speaker 3: a person can survive.
Speaker 2: My nephew could not survive. He could not. I love
Speaker 2: that boy to death. Yeah not probably the typical five
Speaker 2: year old today.
Speaker 1: Even with magic, even with magic nothing. I just think
Speaker 1: that's how dumb kids are. I think if I think
Speaker 1: he'd have to have divine intervention for him to survive
Speaker 1: on his own, because that kid is sillier than a bitch.
Speaker 4: He'd get really unsilly if he had to survive on.
Speaker 2: Window. You know, you don't take a clown and him
Speaker 2: in like the sahara and he's like still making he
Speaker 2: doesn't still have a flower.
Speaker 3: You get serious like John, you know, he gets he
Speaker 3: gets serious.
Speaker 1: That sparkle go damn real fast. It'd be just like
Speaker 1: snuffing out of fire with a cup, you know, putting
Speaker 1: a cup over and open fire and it's just, oh, it's.
Speaker 4: Gone, it's gone. There goes snuffed out.
Speaker 1: There goes him being able to smile, there goes there
Speaker 1: goes peaceful sleeps.
Speaker 2: You know. Yeah. Kingston tramples people all the time. He
Speaker 2: doesn't notice facts.
Speaker 1: It's it's people walk people like they don't like walk
Speaker 1: with the ability to like charge, like taking charge and
Speaker 1: walking through a gap. They kind of just wait, I've noticed,
Speaker 1: but do that a lot. I'm like, even me, like,
Speaker 1: I don't like doing it. I don't like being near people.
Speaker 1: I hate being in proximity to other people. I just
Speaker 1: don't like it people.
Speaker 2: For But I don't even know what you call that though,
Speaker 2: the grophobic, right, is that that's nowadays?
Speaker 1: No, I think the crowds, right, But that's like going.
Speaker 1: That's like being around people and like being outside of
Speaker 1: your home. It's more going.
Speaker 4: I guess maybe, yeah, probably you.
Speaker 1: I go all the time.
Speaker 2: When did you talk about constantly how you hate being out?
Speaker 2: You do say that a lot, you seeing friends, you know,
Speaker 2: going out and doing that, which.
Speaker 1: I do hate going out, But I also like hanging
Speaker 1: out with people.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. I don't know how to help you
Speaker 2: with that one. Me.
Speaker 3: Man, it's nice to see y'all, but y'all like you're
Speaker 3: you're not You're not in my house, so I don't
Speaker 3: want to leave my house.
Speaker 1: So crazy as you get older, I think that's kind
Speaker 1: of happened to you, especial when you were a very
Speaker 1: hyper introverted person. When you were younger, you just you
Speaker 1: did your battery gets burnt because I was way more like, actually,
Speaker 1: now I'm like, I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't destroyed my extra I don't. It's worse for extraversion.
Speaker 3: What do you call it? It killed my that works
Speaker 3: and me, I'd rather say that just not sound retarded
Speaker 3: too late, but yeah, no, no, it's I was extremely like, hey,
Speaker 3: let's go wherever, and then being home filming, editing and
Speaker 3: doing all the ship all day, all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: I just got way too comfortable because uh.
Speaker 2: You know, we're working a regular job.
Speaker 3: You're out every fucking day, damn near And then sometimes
Speaker 3: you would even hang out with your coworkers afterwards, like oh,
Speaker 3: let's go get a beer or whatever the fucking now,
Speaker 3: Like like people were like, oh, let's go do this,
Speaker 3: and then I kind of like, I'm deep in my
Speaker 3: chair and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Ah, you know, nah, I think about dude, having a job.
Speaker 1: Having a job really made me hate people like I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't a huge person hater in the service industry
Speaker 1: or not.
Speaker 2: Food.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like when I living in California made
Speaker 1: it worse because it was obviously a cultural difference between
Speaker 1: my the way I acted when people, yeah, like youre act,
Speaker 1: but then in general being at the service to people
Speaker 1: just made me like I can't go back to it.
Speaker 2: I was in this drink. That's not a problem.
Speaker 1: That's not a problem. It's just people being a bitch.
Speaker 2: Problem.
Speaker 3: Is this the first time you've been here? I know
Speaker 3: it ain't the first time you've fucking been here.
Speaker 2: Fuck you.
Speaker 1: That's not a problem because that's just someone asking me
Speaker 1: a question and it's like, oh, yeah, I'll give you
Speaker 1: a drink. But people with people being like people being
Speaker 1: rude to begin their interactions just like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: How I didn't do this to you?
Speaker 2: That's always very confusing, like like going in there immediately
Speaker 2: like trying to uh to start something with like a
Speaker 2: minimum wage workers, very bizarre, Like I always try to
Speaker 2: be like as courteous as possible whenever absolutely like that.
Speaker 2: Uh Like, but I've seen people flip back, like remember
Speaker 2: I saw like I remember with Lazy we went we
Speaker 2: were like stopping into the apple store in the in
Speaker 2: the what is it the Americana like many many many
Speaker 2: years ago, and there's this guy just like unloading on
Speaker 2: a fucking apple genius or whatever. It's just like some
Speaker 2: some young guy and some old some old guy was
Speaker 2: unloading on some young guy and I'm like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck is this guy doing? Like why is he screaming
Speaker 2: in the middle of a crowded apple store.
Speaker 1: People are just not that And it's still they shouldn't
Speaker 1: do that at all. It's but I understand people just
Speaker 1: at the end of their rope sometimes, and it's still
Speaker 1: not fair to do that to somebody else. But it's
Speaker 1: just people have that moment or I've been at the
Speaker 1: end of my rope consistently for.
Speaker 2: Like, I take it that I've been at the end
Speaker 2: of my rope this entirely. I've been hanging on by
Speaker 2: a thread. Oh no, and I have not been.
Speaker 4: I have not unloaded on some random person.
Speaker 1: It's it's crazy, it's not fair, but people have their
Speaker 1: breaking points and we don't know what they're going through,
Speaker 1: you know. That's why for me, like I try to
Speaker 1: empathize for people before I like I snap back at
Speaker 1: everyone and it's like people are.
Speaker 3: Just going into things where and I feel like maybe
Speaker 3: I'm being a little bit too harsh.
Speaker 1: It's still not fair though.
Speaker 2: Still who unload I don't. I don't. This is my opinion.
Speaker 3: It may be a little bit extreme, not necessarily, but
Speaker 3: what I mean is like I understand why some people
Speaker 3: might disagree, but I feel like, in no circumstances, they're
Speaker 3: an excuse to I feel like there's so many you
Speaker 3: can unload if you're driving by yourself in a car,
Speaker 3: if you're hitting a bag, if you're by I feel
Speaker 3: there's so many ways to unload your anger and frustration,
Speaker 3: and it doesn't have to ever be towards another person
Speaker 3: unless they specifically wronged you. But like see a lot
Speaker 3: of times people will take it out on people that
Speaker 3: didn't wrong them.
Speaker 2: It's very Actually, I talked to Jojo.
Speaker 3: Culturally over there in Eastern Europe, it is customary to
Speaker 3: just be a cunt to somebody and then brush it
Speaker 3: off a little while later because you didn't really mean it.
Speaker 3: You're just taking it out on this person, using this
Speaker 3: person as a punching bag, And so I'm like, fuck, no,
Speaker 3: you ain't doing that shit to meet sir, Like, that's
Speaker 3: not it's not.
Speaker 1: How dude, I'm I'm I'm black and Hispanic. That is
Speaker 1: all it is is just being extreme, extremely fun, especially
Speaker 1: to the women because of the fact that's all they
Speaker 1: have in that fucking ability to connect, like be very
Speaker 1: verbally mean because they can't do it physically because of
Speaker 1: the fact that they'll just get beat by their fucking husbands.
Speaker 2: So they just say horrible shit to people.
Speaker 1: And it's like, why why are you talking to someone
Speaker 1: like that? That's insane, Like.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't talk to me.
Speaker 1: It's just like it's crazy to me.
Speaker 3: How about we change it and not like when I
Speaker 3: am upset, like when I really feel I feel like,
Speaker 3: really the best way to do it and it makes
Speaker 3: me laugh afterwards, is like when you're in a car,
Speaker 3: because driving is so fucking frustrating to me because of
Speaker 3: how shitty drivers are just in general. I guess because
Speaker 3: you know, it could be worse. It could be a
Speaker 3: you've seen the traffic in some uh, you could be
Speaker 3: the auto bonds.
Speaker 2: It seems awesome. I think I would do well on there.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about, like say, where it's extremely crowded and dense,
Speaker 3: like somewhere like India or something where it's cutthroat, and
Speaker 3: I wouldn't don't think I'd be able to survive in
Speaker 3: environment like that because it is just too chaotic and
Speaker 3: it would just it's too upsetting. But like over here, whatever,
Speaker 3: it's screaming in your car or saying something absurd that
Speaker 3: you know that would basically be said on the podcast,
Speaker 3: but maybe just taking up a couple of notches. It's
Speaker 3: kind of and then you just kind of like.
Speaker 2: You're over it.
Speaker 3: You're you're, you're, it's it's you got your anger out.
Speaker 3: You don't have to do what defense does and falling
Speaker 3: down and get out and start shooting up everything. You
Speaker 3: just you got it out of your system. You saw
Speaker 3: somebody that cuts you off, think of the worst thing
Speaker 3: you can think of, and then you kind of just like, oh,
Speaker 3: that would have been crazy to actually say, you know,
Speaker 3: I didn't mean that, you know what I'm saying. And
Speaker 3: then you're kind of done with it. It's like that, you know, like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, it's I feel like everybody listening. If you've driven,
Speaker 3: you've done it. And you know afterwards, you're you're, you're
Speaker 3: you're tanks empty, you're good. You know, just just don't
Speaker 3: say to people in real life, you know, you don't
Speaker 3: you see you see uh an Asian person and they
Speaker 3: cut you off. You know, something might slip out don't
Speaker 3: roll down your window and try to say you see
Speaker 3: those people right, we've all caught the dash cans or
Speaker 3: whatever where they actually like, oh, let me go and
Speaker 3: tell them to their face and like, wow, you're crazy, dude.
Speaker 1: People people get people kill each other on the road,
Speaker 1: and it's insane to me, like not even like accidents
Speaker 1: I've seen. I've seen spike accidents happen too, and it's like,
Speaker 1: do you understand how many people could potentially get involved.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just people not being able to deal
Speaker 1: with their emotions and people not being dude. Mental health, man,
Speaker 1: it's all mental health. It's fucking wild. I I definitely
Speaker 1: am happy I got therapy when I did help me
Speaker 1: learn how to deal with flaring up, because there are
Speaker 1: a lot of people that just I see them just
Speaker 1: go nova for no reason. It's like you need to
Speaker 1: do you think you would.
Speaker 2: Be alive if he didn't have therapy?
Speaker 1: No, God damn, no way, No, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: No, like specifically or maybe just like what where do you.
Speaker 1: Where I went to school? I would have I would
Speaker 1: have tried to fight. I would have tried to fight
Speaker 1: somebody that like would have tried probably to shoot me.
Speaker 2: Or like stat near or something, I would have died.
Speaker 2: It's great. I was trying to punch a guy that's
Speaker 2: holding two guns, trying to punch. The gun shoots my
Speaker 2: hands and then you're still with the note I'm trying
Speaker 2: to kick, trying to kick. Do you seeing a guy
Speaker 2: with no hands trying to kick another guy?
Speaker 1: It was really sad, because it's really sad because if if,
Speaker 1: if you without your arms, your kicks have such less power,
Speaker 1: like your arms do so much work.
Speaker 3: And it's like, but your arms got blown off, not
Speaker 3: just your hands.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right after right at the joint, I look
Speaker 1: like a sour in the beginning of the game, like.
Speaker 2: A stupid what that's crazy reference though I haven't thought
Speaker 2: of that game and quite some time I have not
Speaker 2: thought about ours as wrath in a minute, I just read.
Speaker 1: Its Japanese technically, but like it's you know.
Speaker 3: Gods are very closely like absolutely, yeah, we got we
Speaker 3: got Chris.
Speaker 1: I know there's there's a few guys that are what
Speaker 1: you call there's there's something okay, quick quiet, were you not.
Speaker 2: Fu god ship?
Speaker 1: Well there's a go I know there's a god that's
Speaker 1: invisible in I think Himama the monkey god is This
Speaker 1: is also sung Kung is also an Indian like freaking
Speaker 1: text as well too. I think that one character has
Speaker 1: different names where it's just visible on all of those
Speaker 1: fucking cultures over on that side of the world.
Speaker 2: Straight Biden man, like they're always taking people's ship. But
Speaker 2: that's what it is.
Speaker 4: These guys are bis.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Someone at a different place has an idea that's sort
Speaker 1: of similar to you.
Speaker 2: You're a guys. I was having I was having this
Speaker 2: discussion last night.
Speaker 4: Is sasquatch is a gorilla?
Speaker 1: I think, Seth. I think it's just a disabled hairy
Speaker 1: man that lived in the forest. And they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: like something were more fan syndrome medice is really hairy.
Speaker 2: I think, I think, I see, I think it's a
Speaker 2: gorilla with morphin room. Oh okay, possibly what kind of
Speaker 2: because is usually brown? Right, h yes, I mean species
Speaker 2: therella species. Let's let's I think that's really important thing
Speaker 2: to do right now? I think so too. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: think because like there was a there was a statue
Speaker 2: outside of this this uh ax throwing place that I
Speaker 2: went to, and it was like it was it was
Speaker 2: supposed they.
Speaker 1: Can't have it.
Speaker 2: They can't have it.
Speaker 1: What do you mean it's a particularly human auto what
Speaker 1: you called auto immune or diverted disease.
Speaker 2: What what are you saying?
Speaker 1: So gorillas cannot have it? Have what more fans syndrome?
Speaker 1: They can't have more with drum?
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought, I think you said still talking about
Speaker 2: brown hair, was like, well, they can have brown hair hair.
Speaker 2: Well here's here, Well here's the thing they can very.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about it brown hair.
Speaker 2: It very well could be the gorilla version of marfans.
Speaker 2: Like we know that gorillas can't get human marphan syndrome,
Speaker 2: but like they might have a they have they might
Speaker 2: have gorilla mar fans and droom, you know, which makes
Speaker 2: it tall and lanky and weird. That's what I'm choosing
Speaker 2: to believe. But I saw the statue of a sasquatch
Speaker 2: outside and I was like, oh, it's it's a gorilla.
Speaker 2: And He's like, you just call that sasquatch gorilla, and
Speaker 2: I was looking at it. I was like, I mean, like,
Speaker 2: it looks like a fucking gorilla to me. It's clearly
Speaker 2: a different build, but it's it's it really is kind
Speaker 2: of like you you shoved a gorilla into like a
Speaker 2: mold and heated it up, so it like shaped into
Speaker 2: the mold. But that's like that's pretty much a reorganized gorilla.
Speaker 1: I feel like sasquatches are much bigger than gorilla's.
Speaker 2: I mean they're taller because they're a little bit stretched out.
Speaker 1: I think they're just bigger in general because gorillas aren't.
Speaker 1: Gorillas aren't that big, like I mean, you mean, let
Speaker 1: me say, let me say the right way. Gorillas are
Speaker 1: pretty wide. But I think gorilla weighs like maybe like
Speaker 1: four hundred, five hundred pounds.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: No, it is a lot, but like that's not that's
Speaker 1: not like the sasquatches like easy like nearing eight hundred
Speaker 1: near a thousand pounds on the way they would pick them.
Speaker 4: I actually would imagine that a sasquatch is less.
Speaker 1: No, I think they're more because they're tall and also
Speaker 1: wide and big. They're not really that wide either, I
Speaker 1: assume they are, Like I assume I pally compared it
Speaker 1: to a sas average height like a shacksquatch sasquatch, what
Speaker 1: is the average depicted height of a sasquatchage hold on average?
Speaker 2: No, average height of sasquatch between six and ten feet tall.
Speaker 3: Six and ten that's a very large difference exactly, like
Speaker 3: a six flip versus the what the fuck.
Speaker 1: Dude, so one is so.
Speaker 2: Pounds, four hundred.
Speaker 1: Pounds, four pounds.
Speaker 3: If it's up that's nothing thing, then I would say
Speaker 3: that's probably one that's before host is six foot.
Speaker 2: Then then if it was closer to ten ft, terrifying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ten ft is huge. Imagine that's so much more.
Speaker 3: Scene, you know, like you know, the biggest fucking elks
Speaker 3: and ship like mo sorry not Elk's moose. Like just
Speaker 3: how that would terrify me seeing something that big?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, famous, look at the famous video of the Sasquatch.
Speaker 2: Look up sasquatch, right right quick, the video, the famous one, Yeah,
Speaker 2: the famous one. He's it's black Hare's it's that's a gorilla, dude,
Speaker 2: that's a gorilla. Man. Oh I forgot about that, the
Speaker 2: one in the in the costume.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, not the costume.
Speaker 2: Oh you know, we're trying to get our sentence. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the real the Sasquat, real Sasquatch, the real, real fella,
Speaker 2: the real, the real guy. I love I love the
Speaker 2: fucking I love the pose. I love the posing, like
Speaker 2: flailing back a little bit, like I love that position.
Speaker 2: I love how stupid it is that this got everybody's
Speaker 2: attention and like got a lot of people like the
Speaker 2: idea that this is clearly a guy in a monkey
Speaker 2: suit walking like just in the woods videotape and people
Speaker 2: were like, oh my god, gotta be beyond explanation.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's the pathflatch.
Speaker 2: It's mister.
Speaker 1: The fact that like, first and foremost, something like that
Speaker 1: you see and your instincts kicking, and you're not gonna
Speaker 1: be able to calmly, you're not gonna be able to
Speaker 1: record that colmic because you're gonna be like, oh, that's terrifying.
Speaker 1: I think that sasquatches are just like I just quite
Speaker 1: think simply there was probably a wild man that was
Speaker 1: in the forest that lived amongst the shrubbery and had
Speaker 1: brush and bullshit on his body, and they saw him
Speaker 1: as like, oh, that's a sasquatch, because like I think
Speaker 1: maybe the Yetti was probably one of the last snow
Speaker 1: gorillas that ever existed that was just up there, almost
Speaker 1: another fucking crazy guy in the woods, got really hairy,
Speaker 1: like just that kind of ships like that. These are
Speaker 1: just they're not that hard to figure out what they
Speaker 1: very likely are like. That's not like a dragon showing
Speaker 1: even a dragon is kind of more understanding.
Speaker 3: It was probably Yeah, within the it was just what
Speaker 3: you saw dinosaur. They saw dinosaur fossils and and some
Speaker 3: of it looked it looked like some of them look
Speaker 3: like they had wings and ship like that, you know,
Speaker 3: because that's what they pictured. When you see a thing fossilized,
Speaker 3: so like it, that's very easy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, check the check this.
Speaker 3: If you scroll down just a little bit, you'll see
Speaker 3: a depiction of a female sasquatch and it's got some
Speaker 3: very it's funny.
Speaker 2: That's heinous kind I hate that.
Speaker 1: Man, Wow, it's got some titty. They's some breast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's ridiculously perky, like impossibly perky. That's so
Speaker 2: the four eleven you know sas.
Speaker 1: Squad that the guy that made the image was Jane
Speaker 1: It to that first show. He was Jane It to that.
Speaker 3: I think that's the whole point of the people follow
Speaker 3: this ship, that they actually are like sexually attracted to Bigfoot,
Speaker 3: because what else that's the.
Speaker 2: String ass fucking ape who gives a ship? You know?
Speaker 3: One thing that look back when Joe Rogan wasn't the
Speaker 3: biggest piece of ship Grifter, Like idiot a long time ago,
Speaker 3: he was like, why the fuck do people care about Bigfoot?
Speaker 3: Like there are sea creatures that are infinitely more interesting
Speaker 3: and we know about them already, Like.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's interesting. Big is interesting, but it's like
Speaker 1: it's super interstanct. It's it's link between it's a missing link,
Speaker 1: like if it if it is, if it is, sorry,
Speaker 1: if it is the missing link between humans and apes.
Speaker 1: That is a very important creature. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: it's like, would it be it's very likely.
Speaker 3: Ship there's one that survived and that's it. But we
Speaker 3: would already be like, okay, well you understand evolution.
Speaker 2: It'd be a helpful It would just be like the
Speaker 2: missing is always going to be a missing link, you know.
Speaker 3: That's the thing. We found this un less unless we
Speaker 3: have it. We found this one.
Speaker 2: No case, that's not the concept of a missing link
Speaker 2: is that there will always this is this is the
Speaker 2: This is the conversation about like how granular evolution is,
Speaker 2: Like we we separate evolution based on how convenient it
Speaker 2: is to explain and how convenient it is to delineate
Speaker 2: the differences because technically I me and my parents are
Speaker 2: like a different like if you want to get really technical,
Speaker 2: like really technical, there's evolution there and I am different
Speaker 2: from my parents.
Speaker 1: Not the reason we don't qualify that, but not enough
Speaker 1: for it to be effectively useful. That's actively useful. Different
Speaker 1: Like I would say, so very interesting delineations a bit
Speaker 1: in futurama.
Speaker 2: But there will be a thing between There will be
Speaker 2: a thing between him.
Speaker 3: Do you remember do you remember but your ama about that?
Speaker 3: Or there's this orang atang that's all fucking like, you know, crazy.
Speaker 3: He's like one of these like crazy anti evolutionists. And
Speaker 3: it's funny because he's a talking o rang atang, but
Speaker 3: like he's trying to be like what about this one?
Speaker 3: And then Professor Farmer and they go on for a
Speaker 3: long time, and finally, after like a hundred he's like, oh,
Speaker 3: we haven't discovered that one yet, see And it's like
Speaker 3: it's a really funny bit, uh, And it's just like
Speaker 3: kind of that it'll just go on forever. That would
Speaker 3: be like, oh, here's one of them, here is Homo
Speaker 3: stupid asses. And then there's still like you know it, so.
Speaker 1: It that's still interesting. It wouldn't be like, I don't
Speaker 1: think marginally interested, it'd be useful for science because then
Speaker 1: it's like, that's a different that's a whole last.
Speaker 3: Even if we found one alive. I was saying that,
Speaker 3: even if we found one alive, I'd be, oh, that's
Speaker 3: crazy cool. Versus if a giant squid started, you know,
Speaker 3: like washed up ashore, I would be way more interested
Speaker 3: in that fucking like a seventy foot Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Because because you see apes and that's going on your
Speaker 1: d for sure. But like that's interesting because of it,
Speaker 1: it's relevant directly to us, because you know, there were
Speaker 1: other like I don't know if there are other we
Speaker 1: will call home director, but there's other like human like
Speaker 1: creatures that have existed and then died out that we're
Speaker 1: not not like exactly.
Speaker 3: Technically, I'd be like, oh, look, fucking Joe Rogan. But
Speaker 3: who gives a shit, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 3: it doesn't like, it doesn't like it's interesting. But also
Speaker 3: if I saw like one of those carousel squids, sorry squids,
Speaker 3: a jellyfish somehow pop out of the water and start
Speaker 3: fucking spinning out, freak out, you know, like like I
Speaker 3: just like it's more interesting because of like you said,
Speaker 3: the connection ape. I get it, missing link, I get it.
Speaker 3: It just doesn't do much for me, like fantasy wise
Speaker 3: and wonder wise.
Speaker 1: So like I would, I think, I'm gonna think a
Speaker 1: dragon is infinitely cool than probably any ape we can find.
Speaker 3: We're gonna so we're gonna pair you with James Cameron
Speaker 3: even if there was an and we're gonna take you
Speaker 3: down and find sea dragons.
Speaker 2: Are you cool with that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, it's see I don't want to know. I already
Speaker 2: signed you up. So sorry you donated.
Speaker 1: You've already been donated to the.
Speaker 3: He gets one of those things that you handle wild
Speaker 3: animals with, the little yeah, the stick news Let's go
Speaker 3: kigs dide I'm James Cameron.
Speaker 1: That is the most dehuman I think someone can probably
Speaker 1: would be. Actually is crazy also because you have hands.
Speaker 2: That you should be able to grab the thing and
Speaker 2: resist the idea that they would the idea that they
Speaker 2: would pull it out and use it on you as
Speaker 2: if it would be effective. It's almost worse than them
Speaker 2: using it, you know. It's just the fact that there
Speaker 2: was just like you really think this little of me
Speaker 2: that I wouldn't be able to get out of it. It
Speaker 2: is like, what the hell this monkey's resisting? I don't
Speaker 2: understand the person.
Speaker 3: Sure, what if James Cameron's like a seething racist and
Speaker 3: that the whole Pandora thing and the whatever that ships
Speaker 3: called what do they called it?
Speaker 2: Gain those blue people the yeah whatever, Yeah, the nave
Speaker 2: Like there is.
Speaker 3: A completely racist allegory. It's like it's real, like everything
Speaker 3: you could, you know, somebody can make some fake ass
Speaker 3: thing like this is this and this and that and
Speaker 3: he's like, oh no, yeah, like I'm actually you know,
Speaker 3: I'm a very hardcore racist. And anyway, I don't like this.
Speaker 3: I gotta take this monkey down to the sea with me.
Speaker 3: We're gonna we're gonna, we're gonna go find some sea dragons.
Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta bring this ape. I gotta bring this.
Speaker 1: I don't like how they're light skin coated. It really
Speaker 1: bothers me.
Speaker 2: I don't. I just don't like how they look. James Cameron,
Speaker 2: James like.
Speaker 1: The way they like draw them, and that this is
Speaker 1: really like the James Cameron's they are they're like, you know,
Speaker 1: the James Cameron's. They're like they're like clearly mistiso people
Speaker 1: and it's like, this is gross, this is gross.
Speaker 2: I don't like that. Well whatever, Mahia Helen Care says,
Speaker 2: what's a form of nostalgia that you feel despite it
Speaker 2: not being a part of your former years.
Speaker 4: For me, it's punk rock.
Speaker 2: I'm a very late nineties kid, so I heard a
Speaker 2: lot of mainstream punk during my mainstream punk during my childhood.
Speaker 2: Because I never did a deep deep dive until recently,
Speaker 2: I don't have as much direct nostalgia in forms of
Speaker 2: songs bands I actually listened to back then. It's the
Speaker 2: overall vibe and songwriting tropes that definitely take me back,
Speaker 2: but in a strong way. I'm really surprised by uh
Speaker 2: so nostalgia for things I guess that we're not directly
Speaker 2: familiar with.
Speaker 4: Is that what it is? Is that what the question
Speaker 4: is kind of.
Speaker 2: Asking Jones kind of like that.
Speaker 4: I do have nostalgia for like the vibe of like.
Speaker 2: Uh with like a jazz lounge, you know, like when
Speaker 2: that was Like there's something like whenever I see that
Speaker 2: in like a movie or something, I'm like, this is
Speaker 2: I like this? There's something about this like the old
Speaker 2: like uh New York kind of cigar would like loud,
Speaker 2: like a big band music. I like big band.
Speaker 3: It's very weird that you say that, because literally this
Speaker 3: morning I've been that the Royal Crown Review or whatever, like, hey,
Speaker 3: put Chuco the fucking in the mask? I sung in
Speaker 3: the mask when they're dancing that ye playing through my
Speaker 3: head this entire morning. I have no eye, I have
Speaker 3: no idea, I have no idea why. And I literally
Speaker 3: was thinking, man, I'd love to go to one of
Speaker 3: those big band clubs. Actually, right, like so fucking weird
Speaker 3: that you're saying that I have that thought this morning.
Speaker 2: That is very weird. But I think about that a lot,
Speaker 2: like like whenever I'm in the Americana, specifically, like when
Speaker 2: I'm in because I go to the American every now
Speaker 2: and again. That's like a like an outdoor mall and Glendelle.
Speaker 2: They got some good restaurants over there. There's like some
Speaker 2: places that I have to go to get shit. They
Speaker 2: have pants that fit me, so I usually end up
Speaker 2: over there whenever I need clothes. But like when you're
Speaker 2: in the outside portion, they usually play music and it's
Speaker 2: always like like Sinatra adjacent. It's never quite Sinatra, but
Speaker 2: it's like it's that kind of vibe and it's like, yes,
Speaker 2: this is nice. I like this, yeah, swing not exactly well,
Speaker 2: no it's not. It's the kind of I understood no,
Speaker 2: Like yeah, no, obviously, I'm just saying like that era
Speaker 2: of like time, like the old like kind of like yeah, Jane,
Speaker 2: you know, like there's something something about it, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: this feels nice to walk through as opposed to like
Speaker 2: it's a nice stage of pace from like when I
Speaker 2: was working retail and it would just be fucking oh
Speaker 2: my god. It'd be like Mariah carry over and over again.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of artists that have been ruined for
Speaker 2: me because I spent that year working sears and it's
Speaker 2: just like I don't. I was so shocked when I
Speaker 2: found out that, like certain certain songs that were playing
Speaker 2: in that store were like beloved, like, oh, people love
Speaker 2: that song. I hated it because it would come on
Speaker 2: ten times during a single shift.
Speaker 3: You ever heard that but song of the kids singing
Speaker 3: like hey, Sanna, you heard that? No, I would hear
Speaker 3: it in the retail. I have a memory of working
Speaker 3: at Coohle's uh with my with my friend from high school,
Speaker 3: and this one song would always come on like.
Speaker 2: Hey Sanna, Hey Sanna, Sana.
Speaker 3: We hated, we wanted to kill ourselves, so to make
Speaker 3: it tolerable, we changed it to hey nigga, and and
Speaker 3: it basically it saved the song for us because it
Speaker 3: was and I think about that ship all the time now.
Speaker 3: And then of course Mariah Carey, we basically changed all
Speaker 3: the lyrics everything. That's how we survived. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: oh what's that?
Speaker 2: What's that? Uh?
Speaker 4: Irreplaceable? You're irreplaceable?
Speaker 2: What's that fucking song?
Speaker 4: I can't remember?
Speaker 3: I think, God, I hear I say say give me
Speaker 3: a little more.
Speaker 4: I can't remember.
Speaker 2: I give you a little more.
Speaker 4: Fuck.
Speaker 2: I might as well just look it up, actually, because like,
Speaker 2: I don't remember any thing outside of that. I can't
Speaker 2: remember exactly the way it goes replaceable.
Speaker 4: Oh it's Beyonce. It's fucking beyond ir replacement.
Speaker 2: How does it go? It's not it's not hitting me.
Speaker 4: Oh it's to the left, to the left, everything you
Speaker 4: want to the box?
Speaker 2: Oh right, right, right, right, okay, okay, okay, that was
Speaker 2: all that all the time. It's sears and I was like,
Speaker 2: who the who is this bitch? I genuinely didn't know
Speaker 2: it was Beyonce. Then I found that it was Beyonce.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, this is infuriating. I
Speaker 2: can't woman, I'll shoot you. There's a camel in here, Dude.
Speaker 2: Somebody like you saying that jay Z looks like a
Speaker 2: cable fucking killed me because that's like, it's not even
Speaker 2: it's it's so untrue that it loops around and becomes like.
Speaker 3: You got to see the totally looks like of Joe
Speaker 3: cammel and and jay Z had a basketball.
Speaker 2: It looks I'm telling you, it's uncanny jay Z Joe Campbell,
Speaker 2: Like you see it, don't you?
Speaker 4: That is so stupid. I do see it, though.
Speaker 2: He is. It's unfortunate that he's dressed exactly so that's
Speaker 2: kind of doing a lot of the heavy lifting.
Speaker 4: Is the clothes? Why is he Why does he look
Speaker 4: like that?
Speaker 2: Yo? This image is fucking crazy. I must send this
Speaker 2: one so Kingston can see it.
Speaker 1: You can be like, I feel like I've seen it.
Speaker 2: It was fooling around a long time ago.
Speaker 3: Uh, I'm pulling it from genius. Oh they call me
Speaker 3: a camel, but I mastered the drought. That's crazy at it.
Speaker 2: I didn't know.
Speaker 1: That Chris what is that is so disrespectful.
Speaker 3: It's the first it's like, what, there's a somebody has
Speaker 3: one of those meme panels where it's like it says,
Speaker 3: give me a kiss, it shows Beyonce's face, and then
Speaker 3: it shows that like what Beyonce. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 3: so scary.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Anyway, I didn't know he had.
Speaker 3: He actually acknowledged it, like it already Home by by
Speaker 3: jay Z featuring Kikutti.
Speaker 2: They caught me a cat because my hums are full
Speaker 2: of water. Yeah, that's what he said, bars bomb man.
Speaker 2: That's good. Oh anyway, fucking yeah for me, it's for me.
Speaker 2: It's a like a lounge kind of like I guess,
Speaker 2: like fifties kind of that kind of stuff. I guess
Speaker 2: I don't know if i'd want to be back then, Well,
Speaker 2: there's there is also the reality that I understand. It's
Speaker 2: like not in the fifties exactly, but like around that
Speaker 2: time it's like, oh, man, ninety percent corporate tax rates,
Speaker 2: you know, like there like there are things that I
Speaker 2: think about wistfully about that time where I'm just like golden.
Speaker 3: Era, post World War two, we got fucking yeah, good
Speaker 3: tax efficiency, we got uh the green New Deal type ship.
Speaker 3: We got like things were we're on the up and
Speaker 3: we're moving, they're trucking forward.
Speaker 2: You know. Yeah, we did have Japanese inturnity. Campston fairness.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like like he was a good dude except for
Speaker 1: the racism, Like he was like that president was awesome
Speaker 1: except for like racist cool.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, he can't about Yeah, you know, you got
Speaker 2: a lot of good ship despite the fact that he
Speaker 2: was kind of like low key sort of evil. But
Speaker 2: that's what that's why he was cursed without the sacrifice
Speaker 2: his legs four terms.
Speaker 4: He sacrificed an agent took his legs.
Speaker 2: That's sword fight. So he opened up the camps.
Speaker 3: Fucking fu ancestor fucking took his legs out.
Speaker 2: That is crazy. He lost it in the war. Uh,
Speaker 2: but yeah, that's that's the that's the the nostalgia that
Speaker 2: I have for shit that.
Speaker 3: I I've always liked the I don't like rich people
Speaker 3: and bougie stuff. But however, there is something about the
Speaker 3: atmosphere of being at the uh like say a theater
Speaker 3: and watching like say an orchestra or whatever. And I've
Speaker 3: been to like small things like we went to a
Speaker 3: candlelight quartet thing that was playing all of Hans Zimmer's
Speaker 3: hits and ship and it was my favorite show or
Speaker 3: concert that I've ever been to, better than like say,
Speaker 3: all the bands that I grew up and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Like I love the environment, how warm it was seeing
Speaker 3: fucking a grown ass old man cry because of how
Speaker 3: moved he was, and then like I was trying to
Speaker 3: not be a pussy and cry too. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 3: I can't be gay, dude, I can't cry next to
Speaker 3: my wife. What the fuck I'm at the killer, you know,
Speaker 3: you can't see me vulnerable like that.
Speaker 4: So he's he's kind of flying to bubblebee.
Speaker 2: That guy was. I could really hear the buzzing. It's like, uh,
Speaker 2: we're not gonna have honeysuit the what is it? The
Speaker 2: fucking This is completely irrelevant, but it reminded me of this.
Speaker 2: I was in an uber just yesterday and I was
Speaker 2: there was the guy, and it was a long fucking uber.
Speaker 2: It was like like almost an hour, and so like
Speaker 2: the guy was like playing music, and the music that
Speaker 2: he was playing was like it was all just like piano.
Speaker 2: It was like like a moonlight sonata. Yeah, just like
Speaker 2: that kind of thing. And then dude, I shit you not.
Speaker 2: I understand that it's not the Tetris theme because it's
Speaker 2: based on you know, some Russian kind of fucking you know, peace,
Speaker 2: But like that played, and it was so fucking difficult
Speaker 2: not to burst out like afing because the amount of
Speaker 2: times and the the sheer amount of times that main
Speaker 2: part was revisited in like weird jaunty different ways was
Speaker 2: fucking killing me. It just sounds wacky as ship and
Speaker 2: then it slows down and then but it's the same
Speaker 2: exact thing over and over again, and it's like you
Speaker 2: can hear the person playing struggling. It's like, how do
Speaker 2: I make this notta? It's just like switching up the
Speaker 2: tempo constantly, and I was just like I was sitting
Speaker 2: there like stone stone faced and crying. They want to
Speaker 2: like ladies and gentlemen an E minor ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen Gordon. It really was fucking it really
Speaker 2: felt like that. It felt insane. It felt like, uh,
Speaker 2: like someone made the Tetris theme into a rogue like
Speaker 2: piece of music, where like it's just randomly generates every
Speaker 2: couple of every couple of seconds, like what it's going
Speaker 2: to sound like it was so speaking.
Speaker 3: Uh I just thought about something because uh, I was
Speaker 3: imagining like like somebody like that trying to make a
Speaker 3: serious piece out of a tetris music and it and
Speaker 3: it reminded me we're talking about shitty covers. I forgot
Speaker 3: this existed. Now you may have heard this last Resort
Speaker 3: by Ronnie Radkey.
Speaker 2: Did you hear that? God? I have not heard this albums.
Speaker 3: It is a dramatic piece of fucking turd. It's it's crazy, dude,
Speaker 3: it's it's It is a piano kind of orchestral fucking
Speaker 3: like Melancholl.
Speaker 2: It sucks. Yeah, imagine it sucks like it's I forgot
Speaker 2: about it. It's this, yeah, like it's this.
Speaker 3: That song is not supposed to you know. I get
Speaker 3: the song is about like it's a serious subject, but
Speaker 3: it's also yeah, come on man, come my pie.
Speaker 2: It's forty one.
Speaker 4: I mean, look, man, he's got he's got something.
Speaker 2: On us, like that band fall in Verse, like they
Speaker 2: get views. All the comments here are amazing, guys. Oh man,
Speaker 2: oh my god. Papa Roach gave us the version we
Speaker 2: needed as kids. Ronnie gave us the version we need
Speaker 2: as a No. Uh, this is the second comment every
Speaker 2: time someone replies to this comment, Okay, this is like
Speaker 2: some bullshit. Good lord, yeah, Papa Roach, Papa Roach made
Speaker 2: you sing it, Ronnie made you feel it? Crazy how
Speaker 2: Ronnie made the exact same lyrics hit so so damned different.
Speaker 2: These are real people, These are real fucking we share
Speaker 2: we share air with these with with people do these things.
Speaker 1: It's so leave them alone.
Speaker 2: I know, I totally forgot that Kickson was a president.
Speaker 1: I'm not, but I'm not. But this is really douche
Speaker 1: she like they just care.
Speaker 2: I can't be, can it would be?
Speaker 1: I can't let him do that. I can't this Ronnie
Speaker 1: Ratty piece.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of trying unless you're like, fucking it's
Speaker 2: this Ronny Racy song. It's not good. I love it.
Speaker 2: I kind of tied into Anthony Fantana not he won
Speaker 2: that lawsuit? Did you did? You heard all about that lossuit? Right?
Speaker 2: I heard about it? Yeah? Yeah yeah, Ronnie, yeah, quick, quick,
Speaker 2: real quick.
Speaker 3: Ronnie Radkey sued him because Anthey Fane Fantano talked about
Speaker 3: an article that the Ronnie was accused of doing some
Speaker 3: pretty fucked up stuff to a girl. Right, I think
Speaker 3: it was like assault or something like that, and she
Speaker 3: lost in quarter or whatever there was enough evidence or
Speaker 3: something like that, and Ronnie tried to be like, how
Speaker 3: dare you talk about this Anthony Fantano? But when he
Speaker 3: sued him, he's like, uh, I relate information. I didn't
Speaker 3: make this ship up. So of course Anthony Fontana won
Speaker 3: and it was a it was a big fucking mess.
Speaker 2: He won with colors.
Speaker 3: Franc came out with the video saying this was my
Speaker 3: plan all along. It's crazy. He put out one of
Speaker 3: those like you know, you trip and bust your face
Speaker 3: and like I was trying.
Speaker 2: To Oh my god, who who the fuck did that?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Why does that sound familiar? It was
Speaker 2: his name of doctor respect right. You're totally right you.
Speaker 2: I I love that you made the connection. I would
Speaker 2: that was going to struggle there for a while because
Speaker 2: I was in I was in the roles you. I
Speaker 2: was gonna starts artists.
Speaker 1: You played yourself.
Speaker 2: I knew you would. I knew you would pick up
Speaker 2: on the fact that I said minor. That's why I
Speaker 2: put it there. I forgot about that, like compliant.
Speaker 1: Literally forgot that you literally garbage, literally garbage.
Speaker 2: Is he still like streaming and ship like, I'm.
Speaker 1: Probably on kick freaking probably on texting fucking grade schoolers,
Speaker 1: still doing it.
Speaker 3: Why would he stop? He didn't get in trouble. Yeah,
Speaker 3: why would he stop?
Speaker 2: He's live right now. It's a recording this. He's playing
Speaker 2: Arc Raders. Oh he's on YouTube. But uh yeah, let
Speaker 2: me let me write a thing. Oh, it's only it's
Speaker 2: on sub only. Chat makes perfect. So that's awesome. It
Speaker 2: makes perfect. Should I sub subscriber? Wait, subscriber WTE only?
Speaker 2: What does that mean? Uh? Channel only? A channel? Subscribers
Speaker 2: of twenty minutes are longer twenty minutes. You gotta watch
Speaker 2: them for twenty minutes. Man, come on, come on, doc.
Speaker 2: What if I say I'm ten, if.
Speaker 1: You yeah, if you put if you have a special
Speaker 1: you're ten, you get to you get flown out.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Holy crap, dude. Yeah, he's just playing Arc Raiders, right,
Speaker 2: God damn, I wish I could. All right, do you
Speaker 2: want to play? Well? No, I mean I've I've played
Speaker 2: too much in the last week. I have like fucking
Speaker 2: sixty hours in that game and I've had it for
Speaker 2: like a week's so it's it's a pow and it's
Speaker 2: a lot. Dude, me and Maren. Me and Maren were
Speaker 2: on it for like eleven hours on Saturday, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I really should stop. Damn.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's engaging as fun, it really is.
Speaker 2: It's the voice chat man, like you just you have
Speaker 2: You're never gonna have the same exact encounter, and it's
Speaker 2: always interesting. Like we had a guy. We had a
Speaker 2: guy like he was crying, like he was down on
Speaker 2: the somebody had downed him or like I think he fell,
Speaker 2: and he was like in this hallway and we heard
Speaker 2: him like echoing to the hall. They do a good
Speaker 2: job of like making the audio sound like it's properly
Speaker 2: in the world, so you just hear this echo he's like,
Speaker 2: please put me down, please, Like what the fuck is
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 4: It's just it is a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: I'm not particularly good at it, and PvP is like
Speaker 2: it's not particularly good. It's really it's really annoying how
Speaker 2: how not good it is. But like the the altercations
Speaker 2: that you have with other people on MIC is is
Speaker 2: pretty addicting. It's fun.
Speaker 3: If you if you disabled your MIC, like say, if
Speaker 3: you're somebody like that, would that be a complete detriment
Speaker 3: to you playing.
Speaker 2: You would lose a lot, but I think there because
Speaker 2: they have like a it's so central to the experience
Speaker 2: that there's like a separate wheel for automated voices. So
Speaker 2: it's like you you can bring up like a wheel
Speaker 2: that says like basically like it's like almost like emotes.
Speaker 2: You know, you can like pick an emo, but like
Speaker 2: one is like you know, yes, no, thank you over here.
Speaker 2: Don't shoot is like the main one.
Speaker 4: Don't shoot. But it's it's fun, it's good.
Speaker 2: I understand like playing it where it's like I totally
Speaker 2: get why this is like as popular as it is,
Speaker 2: because we don't have that anymore. We don't have like
Speaker 2: people in in mic anymore. Everybody's in discord. Everybody's in
Speaker 2: like fucking you know, yeah, you know, party chats, and
Speaker 2: it's that's cool.
Speaker 4: I've met a couple of people too that, which is
Speaker 4: like so weird.
Speaker 2: You got a new boyfriend. Maybe I don't reason. I
Speaker 2: meet a lot of British people on video games. I
Speaker 2: don't know what it is like I've met I've met
Speaker 2: like three British people now that I play games with
Speaker 2: like regularly. They're trying to get you to move over there.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: Chris, you look definitely.
Speaker 2: I don't think I could. I don't think I could
Speaker 2: do it. I don't think I could go to London.
Speaker 2: I don't mind going to Europe, but like, I don't
Speaker 2: know if I could do London or something.
Speaker 1: I like, London is probably the place you'd probably enjoy
Speaker 1: the most, because like New York.
Speaker 2: Sure, but like I think it's the weather there, man,
Speaker 2: like and the no air conditioning, Oh my god, that
Speaker 2: would fuck me dead well.
Speaker 3: You know a lot of those places they don't even
Speaker 3: have screens on their windows, which is like, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: that ship. Even to this day, anytime I've been to Europe,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, the screen doors were every definitely immediately
Speaker 3: open the window.
Speaker 4: I know, I like to be fair.
Speaker 2: I remember being a kid and like having like when
Speaker 2: we moved into our house or like when we had
Speaker 2: our and I remember being like, man, why are there
Speaker 2: fucking screens on the windows. Yeah, And then I took
Speaker 2: my screen off and like.
Speaker 1: A panther immediately immediately on a panther's freaking like you
Speaker 1: were moving it out on a panther was like, let
Speaker 1: me help you with that, and it moved it along
Speaker 1: the way for you, and it was coming in your window.
Speaker 2: The idea, the idea, of course, being that the panther
Speaker 2: would have been stopped by the thin screen.
Speaker 1: It's not the screen, it's the intent. Intent matters a lot.
Speaker 1: It's sort of like a vampire, you know. It's almost
Speaker 1: like inviting it. I see you're moving your screen allowed
Speaker 1: the panther to understand that you just clearly don't care
Speaker 1: what the fuck comes in your room.
Speaker 2: She was like, oh, by all means this is this
Speaker 2: is my house now. Oh it's Chris dead. You're a panther,
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 1: You just see a shadow and you you're the window
Speaker 1: go up and then it just moves into the.
Speaker 2: House and then he comes back.
Speaker 3: But it's the panther got the headphones on and everything,
Speaker 3: are wearing his clothes.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, guys, I'm dumb and gay.
Speaker 2: What's going on? I'm dumb and gay. Fuck me up.
Speaker 2: I'm a piece of shit. Our greater sucks. I hate
Speaker 2: all of you. Fuck Halo, Maaster, Chiefs stupid. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: buy the next game. But what's going on? Oh? Man,
Speaker 2: what the hell? It's crazy. We lost him? Dang man.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know what if a bomb went off?
Speaker 1: What if a nuke went off, and like it's hit
Speaker 1: him first, and it's all its way to be.
Speaker 3: Concentrated the fact that it hasn't hit you yet, Like
Speaker 3: I'm just like hmm. Then then fucking he just starts
Speaker 3: seeing it's getting really warm. Damn fucking shake the stationary
Speaker 3: the anti shape.
Speaker 2: What is it called? I have?
Speaker 1: I have an image that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Can you hear me, Jaggy? Yeah, if you fight off
Speaker 2: the panther, No, I gut. Yeah, the panther came in
Speaker 2: here and he scared me. Okay, well, it's just like
Speaker 2: an internet issue. I guess we'll just move on to
Speaker 2: the fucking end of my friend. Oh yeah, probably, Yeah
Speaker 2: for the panther, I said the time stamp in if
Speaker 2: you want to, like, since it's on here, I can
Speaker 2: go copy that.
Speaker 3: This guy's doing that mumbling ship again. Remember when we
Speaker 3: were talking about King Dad and his restaurant.
Speaker 2: Oh is that why? Like, is it always mumbling? I see, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's doing the mumbling thing again. That explains why I
Speaker 2: can hear him. That's it explains why I can hear
Speaker 2: me through his fucking headset. Yeah yeah, I don't know
Speaker 2: how that happens each time. I really am totally bewildered
Speaker 2: by the fact that you even have a setting that
Speaker 2: allows dynamic like that. I don't even understand, like how
Speaker 2: you even enable that. I've never even seen that feature.
Speaker 3: Dude, everything is uh, it doesn't make sense. His auto
Speaker 3: ship and the yeah, like you said in the here
Speaker 3: him hear yourself clearly through his headset when it's on
Speaker 3: his ears.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how that work. Kingston's always having
Speaker 2: technical issues that make no sense. It is because it's ship.
Speaker 2: Like I bet if you went to his house right
Speaker 2: now and checked his computer, it'd be a fucking melted
Speaker 2: at like apricottage there or some bullshit like somehow it's
Speaker 2: not even plugged in, Like yeah, it's not plugged in.
Speaker 2: It's there's like a there's like a seared mouse at
Speaker 2: the bottom.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find an image. I'm trying to find
Speaker 1: an image to show you guys. That's mad funny. No,
Speaker 1: it's it's worthless. Well, look, we're gonna try to I
Speaker 1: sent the message to my friend. I tried to send
Speaker 1: it to you, but ended up sending the chat.
Speaker 2: We're gonna read the names of our twenty five dollars
Speaker 2: patrons now while Kingston tries to figure this bullshit out.
Speaker 2: You get there, you can go to Patreon of Concess,
Speaker 2: Snark Tank, whatever, couple a couple of double That.
Speaker 1: Was a wild That was a wild set of.
Speaker 2: A moment.
Speaker 1: Quite literally, I was insane.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, I'm I'm if anybody's down to
Speaker 2: if anybody's interested in a banger a video game banger song.
Speaker 2: The Pictionary title screen music for the NES for some reason,
Speaker 2: goes unbelievably hard for fucking pictionary. I'll send it in
Speaker 2: the chat, okay, so you don't have to look it up,
Speaker 2: but look at the ship picture. It's called pictionary music
Speaker 2: an e S title screen theme. Like it starts off slow,
Speaker 2: like in the first couple of seconds, but like immediately
Speaker 2: it just gets like it's so hype for no reason,
Speaker 2: like like this is.
Speaker 1: Picture this a Mega Man asked music.
Speaker 3: It's definitely using the keyboard that that uses all those
Speaker 3: the Capcom ship.
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, the Capcom keyboard, dude, it's fucking for pictionary.
Speaker 2: It makes no sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's ridiculous, absolutely straight for a side scrolling fuckage.
Speaker 2: It feels like we're like like Mega Man or like
Speaker 2: Contra or like you know what I mean like crazy stuff. Anyway,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is this that you said? You said, discord, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was, it was, it was. I tried to send it.
Speaker 1: I took us in an image from my phone to
Speaker 1: my friend, then from my friend. Yeah, okay, and messed up.
Speaker 2: Well listen, just count me down because we're gonna read
Speaker 2: these names now. The twenty five dollars not patrons. Remember,
Speaker 2: you can go to patron of concess, to snark tank
Speaker 2: if you want your name. Right at the end of
Speaker 2: the show. Uh, let's go three two one. What would
Speaker 2: it sound like if Scooby said the N word. There's
Speaker 2: no spoof horror about a giants. There's a or there's
Speaker 2: a spoof horror about a giant sperm called Wadzilla. Amazing stuff. Uh,
Speaker 2: put the pen in my book. I'm sure someone else
Speaker 2: has done it before. Logert yoga. It's bucket of probiotic Brogert.
Speaker 2: Uh just learned night Wing fans are called dickheads. I
Speaker 2: don't think they are. I think that's worth.
Speaker 1: I think that's worth. I think that's worthy figuring out.
Speaker 2: I think he's right. I think he's radic I think so.
Speaker 1: I think selloquially, he's like, yeah, there's a dickhead over the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think or gracests graces pretty good too.
Speaker 1: Gracist sounds pretty cool. This sounds pretty cool.
Speaker 2: I still like Michael Jackson's fans. Remember that one kingson?
Speaker 1: Well, no, what was it?
Speaker 2: You don't remember? It was good? Do you remember that?
Speaker 2: On the spot you said, Jackets Jaggets, that was a
Speaker 2: good one.
Speaker 4: That is good a company.
Speaker 2: And I was trying to figure out how to get
Speaker 2: in contact with the other trans framed snark tank patrons.
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Speaker 4: I don't have any experience.
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Speaker 2: girl that looks at you the way Trump looks at Mamdani.
Speaker 2: The Genie did the thing to turn Sweden's blood into
Speaker 2: bacon grease, but the levels of his body decrease by
Speaker 2: eighty seven percent. Young Colin in a salt factory playing
Speaker 2: with nunchucks, but their swords Okay, well, what are you saying, Ben,
Speaker 2: that's just wait, young Colin in a salt factory playing
Speaker 2: with nunchucks but their swords. So it's two swords on
Speaker 2: a on a chain. Yeah, and I guess he's cutting
Speaker 2: himself up and getting over him. He's fucking crazy. It
Speaker 2: is so crazy, all right. Getting jud out of twenty
Speaker 2: five dollar was by two big black sexies reelized and
Speaker 2: a light skin twink delta pondering monkey.
Speaker 1: All right, God damn it, I'm trying to get this here.
Speaker 1: This is not working your phone.
Speaker 3: Just put it up to the fucking webcam.
Speaker 2: He does. He forgot that technology was.
Speaker 3: I forgot that was a viable collapse. There you go,
Speaker 3: put it down, put it down. Oh I love the glare.
Speaker 2: I love to put it down. Put it down, a
Speaker 2: face it down a little bit. There you go. There
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 4: Look at him.
Speaker 2: That's what you wanted. This is what you spent.
Speaker 1: Really funny, It was really funny, because that's it.
Speaker 2: That's there's a video.
Speaker 1: There's a video of some people like fighting getting trying
Speaker 1: to get a mouse off their off their patio, right
Speaker 1: and they're at like a freaking some ridiculous high rise
Speaker 1: and there's in a moment the rouse kind of stops
Speaker 1: and they flash that image of it like in a mouth,
Speaker 1: jumps off the patio to like maybe it's like two
Speaker 1: hundred feet up and I'm just like that image means
Speaker 1: everything to me?
Speaker 4: Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Speaker 2: I am okay, it's not gonna show up. It's not
Speaker 2: gonna show up, and it's not gonna show up for
Speaker 2: the episode. His quality just went so down. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's like his webcam is a Motorola rasor.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, yeah, it just I was talking about the monster.
Speaker 1: That was the monkey racist. They don't care about the
Speaker 1: pondering monkey. It's great.
Speaker 2: That was the most thing I've seen you doing a
Speaker 2: what like that? That really like, here's a picture of
Speaker 2: am like you. All it was missing was like the
Speaker 2: impact like top bottom text.
Speaker 1: I think it's funny. I think that monkey is really funny.
Speaker 2: Literally this toddler last week? Why is it still crying?
Speaker 2: Climb you les quire the third one? One time I
Speaker 2: took a ship so big it made me come I'm
Speaker 2: not lying. I hope, I hope you are. For that
Speaker 2: is crazy. That is a gay person, right, a gay
Speaker 2: not against the idea of a comfy trans night uri.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go to the President of the Order.
Speaker 2: They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hand
Speaker 2: on the Habachi hot play at Benny Hannah and burnt
Speaker 2: my fucking fingerprints off. That's a classic. I haven't heard
Speaker 2: a Dracula flow in a while. I haven't played Expedition
Speaker 2: thirty three. I haven't played Expedition thirty three yet solely
Speaker 2: because the French accent hurts my ears. I'm not even joking,
Speaker 2: you get over it. That's crazy. They also don't have
Speaker 2: French accent in the British accents. Yeah, yeah, they are British.
Speaker 2: I guess the music is French. I might annoy you,
Speaker 2: but I mean.
Speaker 1: Like it's French for sure. The music right, definitely French.
Speaker 3: And you're not really hearing that many voices in the game.
Speaker 3: It's mostly just instrumentals. Well, can't get past the themes.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, it's that video. It's at that picture
Speaker 3: of the guy taken the head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the name of the the little creatures there?
Speaker 1: They speak sort of French. The I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: They speak sort of French.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, it's that Yeah, it's that, I guess
Speaker 2: they do. They speak like French gibberish. It's weird. Elder scrolls,
Speaker 2: Elves call red guards and while only the gayest will
Speaker 2: suck guys, blow me a gay by gape and Benjamin.
Speaker 2: Em Emma Vigland calling tempoole the Edward. Every time I
Speaker 2: read the name Emma Vingland, it's that delivery enters my
Speaker 2: head and it's me Emma Vigland. Yeah, the r beater,
Speaker 2: I got another election to take. Fucking dudes, Okay stroking
Speaker 2: my ship to Rick Blackman's videos, Old Chris cutting steaks
Speaker 2: from sweens, marbled girth, Berserker Broley's bang butt sized Nus,
Speaker 2: reckless Rhino, the slok or two, whyso dirty? Happy's Mickelson, Wow,
Speaker 2: that sucks very cool. That's the opposite of Mad's Michelson
Speaker 2: is Happy's Nicholson It's very cool.
Speaker 4: It's good stuff. It's good stuff.
Speaker 2: I actually that that really hurt me a little bit.
Speaker 2: Vane the cock Johnson, Mike Chris Hansen Toamagotchi hard boiled eggs,
Speaker 2: Okay bayonetting a French soldier with a bit with a
Speaker 2: bad dragon toy, Old man, Spaghetti nuts, gay normal Osbourne
Speaker 2: be like, I started this company.
Speaker 4: Do you know that I've had sex?
Speaker 2: What do you know that I've had sex with guys? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That is what do you know? How stupid? He's like
Speaker 2: remixing fucking dialogue. He's matching this. That's crazy. The fact
Speaker 2: that he matched the syllable, the syllable structure and the
Speaker 2: rhyme structure of dialogue is really said, I don't know
Speaker 2: how to feel about that domination. I've built, guys, I've
Speaker 2: built the come thrower. I've come for you. Swee and
Speaker 2: keep your eyes open. Derek not shovin his innocent hashtag
Speaker 2: for him around died aged on the wrung from the
Speaker 2: FDA for domestic assault. Guy that became fluent in Chinese
Speaker 2: but only using Fortune cookies.
Speaker 4: Okay, I wonder that's it.
Speaker 2: The twow that's that's a smart guy right there. That's
Speaker 2: a feat. That's a feat. I wonder what Colin and
Speaker 2: Duston would think of that Ai Kirk song. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm sure, like, dude, that Ai Kirk song is next, Like,
Speaker 2: I can't imagine that they wouldn't look at that and
Speaker 2: be like, what the fuck is it? Like we do?
Speaker 4: It's so that song's been on my like it's been
Speaker 4: in my head.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 1: Like listen, I listened to the whole song and I
Speaker 1: was like, this is so bad.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's very it's quite bad. So bad, it's
Speaker 2: it is so bad. It's good. Young Colin meets artha
Speaker 2: clown hilarity and Sue's trans dragoon. Uh, we need a
Speaker 2: healer to finish the part. Queen of faphazard Arabic numerals
Speaker 2: very scary ooh, spooky numbers. Oh yeah, what's his name?
Speaker 2: Was as Gold? You see him? Yeah, I saw a
Speaker 2: lot of people being like everybody's falling for it. It's
Speaker 2: a bit, and I'm like, listen, that's.
Speaker 4: Not much better.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't like this idea that we've gotten, like, oh,
Speaker 2: if you're you're everyone's either so stupid it's unbelievable, or
Speaker 2: pretending to be stupid for what reason? Right? You know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like, it's all of this sucks because now, oh,
Speaker 2: you're not stupid, but you're just profoundly dishonest. What you win?
Speaker 2: I don't like. I don't know. It's very dumb. I
Speaker 2: don't believe. I hate that.
Speaker 4: Oh it's just a bit It's like, Okay, I.
Speaker 3: Don't believe that because I'm like, that's not how they even,
Speaker 3: that's not even what they do. It's like, you know
Speaker 3: how there's comedians that actually do shit like that like that.
Speaker 3: You can find a TikToker or someone on Instagram pretending
Speaker 3: to be a complete imbecile and it's hilarious.
Speaker 2: But that's their stick.
Speaker 3: No, they fell for something because he feels false for
Speaker 3: fucking ever everything, because he's stupid.
Speaker 2: He's like Joe Rogan and the AI and ship dude
Speaker 2: even X. You see new Arabic numerals were like one
Speaker 2: through nine. That's because he's outside of America. That's true.
Speaker 2: That's true. His stupidity is like a base level that's
Speaker 2: like higher. Yeah, like he's outside of the US if
Speaker 2: you're outside of the US. Like I was literally again,
Speaker 2: I was talking to Jojo about this literally last night,
Speaker 2: about that exact thing. I'm like, the reason why it's
Speaker 2: so common for people here to fall for that shit
Speaker 2: is because you don't know it is that you just
Speaker 2: they're just numbers to you, you know, like say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the basis of all like math knights that we
Speaker 1: use are literally just Middle Eastern that's why it's called algebra.
Speaker 1: It's literally why it has that name. Like what I've.
Speaker 3: Never thought about that, what algebra even means? What it's
Speaker 3: basically like? I get it, Like they're there. It's it's
Speaker 3: more of an ignorance than being stupid. It's both, but
Speaker 3: more ignorance than stupidity because there's they have no fucking idea,
Speaker 3: and then it's bigoted to freak out about zoron and anything, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean? Couple it with that shiit anyway?
Speaker 2: Uh bald blue eyed German Man asking if Swen was
Speaker 2: the inspiration for Golam in Dispatch. I don't think so.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Golam's awesome. Uh f yi.
Speaker 2: Garmin Boja is the embodiment of pain and the sorrow
Speaker 2: and sorrow in Twin in the Twin Peaks universe, visually
Speaker 2: represented by creamed corn. Ain't no way that's true. Uh.
Speaker 2: Victor Frankenstein's womb sickness. I want to be the spirit
Speaker 2: of vengeance and Sweden's balls thug Zilla versus Mecha Wiga two.
Speaker 2: It's Colin. It's young Colin gja A four swingset glitch
Speaker 2: frogs together strong. I need you bese off to stop
Speaker 2: cucking the and release a new splinter cell. A gay
Speaker 2: ass show is not enough. It's not having brother. Uh
Speaker 2: why does pissing sound like frying chicken? Froz Ogan says, honey,
Speaker 2: where is my alpha brain? Extra amo idea rite a
Speaker 2: music biopic for Imagined Dragons, like how the group formed
Speaker 2: had made their songs. That's actually a fucking great idea. Uh.
Speaker 2: I don't know enough about Imagine, but I think that
Speaker 2: makes it better. I don't know any of their names
Speaker 2: just completely made up. Yeah, they're not even the names
Speaker 2: of the singers are the only thing that's even accurate.
Speaker 2: And even that's like winging it. We're just kind of guessing.
Speaker 2: I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I don't know their names at all them.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Someone put a gun to might have said name one
Speaker 1: of them. I would eat the gun.
Speaker 2: Name one of the dragons. I don't imagine if the
Speaker 2: Imagine like them more, if they were thematically dragons, Oh
Speaker 2: if it was like guar, but like they were like
Speaker 2: dresses like dragon and they sang exactly the same. You
Speaker 2: know on stage they're fucking twenty foot costumes.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, his name is Dan Reynolds.
Speaker 3: That's that's how us very memorable Dan Reynolds, and.
Speaker 2: That sucks. I don't know why I.
Speaker 3: Picture I pictured as being something that sounded at least
Speaker 3: like kind of catchy. Here, yeah, rock star, just just
Speaker 3: Dan Reynolds, Dan Reynolds, Uh.
Speaker 2: Your accountant. But that's not a bad idea. I would
Speaker 2: I would totally be downe to do that. I brought.
Speaker 2: I bought a shirt to use Sweeney's face as a comrade. Jesus,
Speaker 2: big meat stinks, We'll buy another one. Donald dump shart
Speaker 2: of the deal, shooting swing in the head every time
Speaker 2: he's late gay actor, Rosebud Delicious, Sonic, the Hedgehog Feet porn.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I can't.
Speaker 2: I had to burrit a little gay come, little gay cob,
Speaker 2: be like wag wag little gay cob. You're like wagwan
Speaker 2: damn dicks a A what is his iri? Iri? Iri?
Speaker 4: That's great, very good.
Speaker 2: I read that as an l first.
Speaker 4: I was like ironlen.
Speaker 2: Heath reminded of a U O Card Gids, The Real
Speaker 2: Kicks and Jamison he went missing in two thousand and five.
Speaker 2: Derek is a powerful and word is there a ball?
Speaker 2: Shandy Marswa, Taylor Green going on a going on what
Speaker 2: going on to strip after her stint in Congress. I
Speaker 2: hope so that's right, she retired. We didn't mention that
Speaker 2: in the show because nobody cares. Uh I barely care.
Speaker 2: It's like, all right, fine, all this is like so
Speaker 2: pretend anyway, like whatever. Sweeney manipulates gay beatles into sex
Speaker 2: gay Andny the butt sex guy ea sports, it's in
Speaker 2: the sand. Sween eats Garman Boja through his gay little
Speaker 2: silly spraw. Uh. Find yourself someone who looks at you
Speaker 2: the way Trump looks at I'm Donnie Chris, start eating
Speaker 2: before the Potter. I'll give you a more more backshots
Speaker 2: than angel doest platonic cousin Young Colin getting lured into
Speaker 2: a van by with MegaMan Merch Cardboard Pie, Department of Horror.
Speaker 2: Michael Richard's taking a sip from his Estes flask before
Speaker 2: going on stage at the Laugh Factory. That's crazy, just
Speaker 2: to deplete his health again. Uh oh, that's awesome. Went
Speaker 2: to the store at two am and some albino dude
Speaker 2: looked at me funny because of the scumbag hoodie. I
Speaker 2: told them I was I told them it was a rapist.
Speaker 2: Why would you do that? That's crazy that you're crazier
Speaker 2: than that guyupid first thing that came out of his mouth.
Speaker 2: You look at you and that's a rapist, Like, oh good.
Speaker 1: These are the people were fostering. This is the group
Speaker 1: were fostering. Hike, were foster people that. I think that's funny.
Speaker 1: So whatever, I don't care.
Speaker 2: You always bring up the hours bomb, but tomorrow has
Speaker 2: bigger tints in his way, hotter cock cheese crumbs. Kingston's
Speaker 2: mister Crabs take was truly baffling. I don't remember what
Speaker 2: mister mister crabs take was that.
Speaker 1: I felt like mister Crabs knew we had the coin
Speaker 1: whole time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that is I think it's I think it's funny.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh it is funny time, and it's like
Speaker 2: that's it is bewildering, I am. Besides, it isn't Besides,
Speaker 2: mister Crabs would do that. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think mister Crabs would not, Like, there's no
Speaker 1: way he would do that. It's like, are you sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he would.
Speaker 1: Mister Crabs has effectively sold spongebb in a slavery more
Speaker 1: than one.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, there's no limit to It's crazy. No limit to
Speaker 2: what he would do as long as he would make
Speaker 2: a bum.
Speaker 1: Mister Crabs is so honorable. He would never do that.
Speaker 2: It's about but the fact that the things he cares
Speaker 2: about are so separate from that. Does it make sense?
Speaker 2: Does it make him torturing Squidword? Does it make him money?
Speaker 2: That's really the point. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has tortured and picture and he made more
Speaker 1: money from it, though has he not? Has he not
Speaker 1: actively made Squidward's life way harder to make more money?
Speaker 1: Like actively not even like right, but.
Speaker 2: Accusing him of stealing the dime? How would that make
Speaker 2: him more money?
Speaker 1: That's true that instance? I can agree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right anyway. I am Donald G. Hotty Trump,
Speaker 2: Duke of Arabia. Hand of Allah, hand of a Lah
Speaker 2: is my witness. Goon devil, the man without come Sween
Speaker 2: has true sight and that's why he can see his dad.
Speaker 2: The Ditty of Nair I got the forty seventy t
Speaker 2: I rig for twelve hundred sweeny night Owl after cod
Speaker 2: the ce remake definitely has AI in it. Uh, That
Speaker 2: shit was crazy? Maybe I don't know. I I don't
Speaker 2: think so. But like we'll see smitchye the gay did
Speaker 2: you see any of that stuff the card word or
Speaker 2: the what is it the the AI images and call
Speaker 2: duty Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fucking crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: watched like a game rings video and it shows So.
Speaker 4: It is so shameless.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, like you could have because it's something that's
Speaker 2: so extraneous where it's like you could have just not
Speaker 2: had these.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I don't think anybody gives a shit about these.
Speaker 2: So the fact that you like added this in purely
Speaker 2: to just steal, don't It's crazy. The start tank has
Speaker 2: powerfully raises guys. I then state your name is literally
Speaker 2: how you swear in other people, which is what Trump
Speaker 2: was doing. That's not as funny though, gay lord, sorry,
Speaker 2: then state your name. I don't care literally how you
Speaker 2: swear in people. Yeah, yes, I don't know, but it
Speaker 2: really even here's the thing, if that were true he's
Speaker 2: a pedophile, it's like the least of the problem. Like, okay, fine,
Speaker 2: it's also he's he's a pedophile and he's protecting pedophile,
Speaker 2: so like it's it's the least of my problem. This
Speaker 2: is probably the least of my concerns as far as
Speaker 2: like the criticism is for Donald Trump. That's also just
Speaker 2: not you know, there is no then state your name.
Speaker 4: They'd be like saying, I've never heard that I say this.
Speaker 3: It would be like me, like, you know, I saw
Speaker 3: like I blame you know, a contract. You've ever had
Speaker 3: a contract?
Speaker 1: Huge people say here by, I hereby or whatever stuff
Speaker 1: like that. I think he just sweyed, just didn't read
Speaker 1: it right, and that's it. I feel like I get Trump.
Speaker 1: I swear to have sex with your ash and then
Speaker 1: that's yeah.
Speaker 2: The thing for me is like I have never heard
Speaker 2: anybody say that in my entire life. Look, either I
Speaker 2: don't I don't watch a lot of sporting events, in fairness, but.
Speaker 3: They don't usually do events. That's not That was a
Speaker 3: very Veterans date, very specific thing.
Speaker 2: Happened right right, yeah, uh yeah, But I don't know
Speaker 2: either person's doing a bit or you know, he's watching
Speaker 2: somebody that's trying to sweep for Trump. Yeah, who's uh, well,
Speaker 2: we can we can fact check it. We can Veterans
Speaker 2: Day in real time. Veterans Day? Was it? Did Obama
Speaker 2: do it? Veterans Day? What is even swearing in is? Yeah,
Speaker 2: swearing in Obama? Let's see see if he says it.
Speaker 2: If he says it, okay, uh, I just don't know
Speaker 2: where I would This would take a while to figure out,
Speaker 2: it wouldn't it, because I would have to watch this
Speaker 2: whole thing. Yeah, I'm not gonna do this. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be too many. I'll research it for next time. Calcast.
Speaker 2: This is the ghost Young Colin skinning himself to be
Speaker 2: the red mega man, Young Colin pushing the elderly into
Speaker 2: into a volcano. Carl D. Bradley six to seven Yush
Speaker 2: Young adult novel, Alec Baldwin and the Chambers Secret Bullet.
Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy. God damn, we're in the money. I'm
Speaker 2: fucking gay. I'm fucking gay. I got a lot of
Speaker 2: what it takes to suck a schlong. Oh.
Speaker 3: I see what this person's saying. It's from the perspective
Speaker 3: of telling the people to say their name, like he's
Speaker 3: supposed to be being like, then state your name, and
Speaker 3: it's not supposed to be directed towards himself. That's basically
Speaker 3: what is being said, right And if that, if that
Speaker 3: is true, because I'm also I'm getting it's it's also
Speaker 3: like I'm getting it from an article, but like if
Speaker 3: that is that is what is being claimed within the article.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, that's that's fine.
Speaker 4: It really just let you.
Speaker 3: Know, like, yeah, so that could be Yeah, everybody could
Speaker 3: be wrong and be like it just sounds funny.
Speaker 2: It does sound mega stupid. Yeah, but that's fine. Uh
Speaker 2: Craig the Canadian, Uh, I don't. It's an emoticon that
Speaker 2: I can't fucking yeah.
Speaker 3: I see, I see, because yeah it's blank. It's normally
Speaker 3: supposed to be blank, Like it's like a contract, you
Speaker 3: know how, it's like I blank.
Speaker 2: So he's reading the Oath of Enlistenment. He was reading
Speaker 2: it himself, and.
Speaker 3: Maybe I don't know, like you don't need to say
Speaker 3: then state your name because it's supposed to be implied.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't. Personally, he should say his fucking name. Actually,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm all the way back to
Speaker 3: the I'm saying he should have said his fucking name. I'm
Speaker 3: just saying, what if he's reading it himself, to be like,
Speaker 3: if he's saying the Oath of Enlistenment, he should say
Speaker 3: it himself. Or I guess he's saying I'm reading it
Speaker 3: back for you to say it. You say it now?
Speaker 3: So That's why it says, then state your name. I
Speaker 3: don't know it's it. I guess it depends on the context.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever, it's your boy, Shawne, Ded Dick suckerstan At Grock?
Speaker 2: Is this true? Young Colin in an endless battle against
Speaker 2: Capcom for the rights to Mega Man? You think Knuckles
Speaker 2: Dick is also shaped like a knuckle?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: What? Look at my don't? Don't a kidnas have like
Speaker 2: crazy looking penises, They have like five prongs or something,
Speaker 2: some weird.
Speaker 1: Idea something I heard something about it.
Speaker 2: I were hearing a lot of that ship. I hope so,
Speaker 2: because everybody would make fun of Sonic and there would
Speaker 2: be like I remember these like I remember like, oh,
Speaker 2: knuckles is a kid that he has five penises? I'm like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Look at my profile?
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Speaker 2: and everyone there new you Drip mh Lord of all Drip.
Speaker 2: In nineteen ninety four, I met Yasser Arafat at a
Speaker 2: hotel in Morocco. He ended the night by putting his
Speaker 2: balls up my nose. Cool guy. Go for you man,
Speaker 2: Good for you man. All Ice agents fumble the Latina
Speaker 2: in their past. Obi won't tablow me Cremmel de Gremlin
Speaker 2: Adventure Time is peak CN, especially past season four. Chris
Speaker 2: is in the top five wiggers of all time. Cock
Speaker 2: Shaped the Box by Kurt hole Pain Chris, youmer would
Speaker 2: be like the skinny retard just said he hates gays
Speaker 2: on camera. I'm gonna upload the YouTube. Also, I love Penis.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's not This is the most off
Speaker 2: one of these writings has ever been. I think the
Speaker 2: first part of it is true, h the second part
Speaker 2: I don't know. Wadge Sleigh five eighty three, six Gay
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Speaker 2: Jason Todd erm you just still hang out with Kingston?
Speaker 2: Isn't he a pretty cringe? John Strickland, Well, you see
Speaker 2: it all started in nineteen thirteen at this pencil factory.
Speaker 2: Uh one. I don't know if I get that. The
Speaker 2: First Church of Keith David presents Franken's Frankin Epstein the
Speaker 2: Good Die Young all right, young Colin forcing completely schizophrenic,
Speaker 2: young Colin forcing his hands into the vagina of a
Speaker 2: random woman on the street and ripping her in half.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, what is that from? That's from something I like,
Speaker 2: not that specifically, but like the ripping a woman in half.
Speaker 2: I feel like I've I feel like I've seen that
Speaker 2: in like some fucking.
Speaker 5: Mortal Kombat for sure, something like that, Like that, that's gloro.
Speaker 2: Well maybe I don't know, does he literally.
Speaker 1: Which is an all notes in particular, but.
Speaker 2: Just people, Yeah, their equal opportunity ripper, right, he's a rip.
Speaker 2: Is the scene of King Goadora on top of the
Speaker 2: Cao with the cross in the shot. Uh I got
Speaker 2: lockjaw During Graveyard Chips to the Dick Second Factory, all
Speaker 2: I got was lock draw I was previously mentioned, Uh
Speaker 2: Trump fucking a hole through a brick wall because he
Speaker 2: smelled a teenage girl on the other side. All right,
Speaker 2: so we got the other end of that, Okay, at
Speaker 2: the other end of that that ride in I also
Speaker 2: got fool as a kid thinking Kangaroo Jack was a
Speaker 2: children's movie. Many such cases, Uh dass goofy Dave Ruben
Speaker 2: being infected by the flood and becoming the Dave mind
Speaker 2: Young Colin going forward in time to remove the sponge,
Speaker 2: like in the Green Mile, Young Calm playing Mega Man
Speaker 2: while chugging battery acid. Crestaceous chief skate equals crabbed you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that is kind of what he called him, crustation.
Speaker 2: That's insane. Listen, he didn't call he didn't call him ish.
Speaker 2: Come on, brother, cheap scaptacious is what he is.
Speaker 1: He's a crab and cheap scape. He's cheap. That's not
Speaker 1: that's racist or specist, but it's like, come on, stop like.
Speaker 2: That did know what they were doing? One, Okay, there's
Speaker 2: a lot there. I love how many people are fixated
Speaker 2: on the mister Krabs thing. Uh case, the next ride
Speaker 2: in his caston or the next name is Cason. The
Speaker 2: joke is mister Krabs didn't know that dime was there,
Speaker 2: Young Colin getting a young Colin getting a scouter tattooed
Speaker 2: on his head. That is diabolical. If I saw somebody
Speaker 2: with a scouter tattoo over their fucking eye, that's really cool.
Speaker 1: Actually, actually I think that's I think that's really stupid
Speaker 1: but also super cool.
Speaker 2: It's committed.
Speaker 1: It's really like.
Speaker 2: But this generation, the gen zs DBZ scouter.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're less likely to do that shit.
Speaker 1: If I'm being I feel like, yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: that's very likely. I feel our generation very likely.
Speaker 2: For generation the ones it's older gen Z for sure
Speaker 2: or whatever, say like nineteen ninety it's not millennial at all.
Speaker 2: It's nineteen ninety seven through nineteen ninety seven through like
Speaker 2: two thousand and four. Because I feel like Z.
Speaker 1: I feel like gen Z people have like more discreet tattoos.
Speaker 1: From my personal experience, they have more discrete later on.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I think late later on. I do think
Speaker 2: like there was like little fucking there were all the
Speaker 2: little's had all the fucking tattoo. Yeah, like the little Yans,
Speaker 2: the blue face millennials.
Speaker 1: Those are millennials. Those are millennials?
Speaker 2: Are they? Little Zan is my age? Bro? Yes? He is,
Speaker 2: he's my age. He's thirty. Yeah. Now if he's still here,
Speaker 2: I don't think he's here. Faces.
Speaker 1: I think he is a little younger than me. But
Speaker 1: like they're they're like.
Speaker 2: The most common millennial age cut off nineteen eighty one
Speaker 2: to nineteen ninety six. Yet and Zan was born at
Speaker 2: the talent of nineteen ninety six, So that's it. You're
Speaker 2: ostensibly at the very that's older gen Z.
Speaker 3: Socially, nobody would consider this guy gen millennials, so like
Speaker 3: you would absolutely even.
Speaker 2: So is millennium is in ninety six, she's she's may
Speaker 2: or may not be. That's kind of that's kind of
Speaker 2: the cut off that you're essentially both. Yeah, I would say,
Speaker 2: but you're more gen Z than you are a millennial, especially.
Speaker 1: When you're closer to gen Z than you are a
Speaker 1: millennium than other millennials at the beginning.
Speaker 2: To the effect that you you are only a person
Speaker 2: at the point where you are gen Z at that point,
Speaker 2: like if you're beginnety six, you're not a like I
Speaker 2: was wearing neteen ninety three, so I had I had
Speaker 2: a couple of years where I was like aware of things,
Speaker 2: like I remember before nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 1: Briefly I have flat but like I have no I
Speaker 1: have it. I have memories of like four years old.
Speaker 2: Maybe well, I mean like that's when they when they
Speaker 2: get more fleshed out. The memories I have, like I
Speaker 2: have memories of being like in a car seat, Like
Speaker 2: I have that memory and like and.
Speaker 1: Absolutely don't I have none none of that ship. I
Speaker 1: remember going to I remember going to Disney when I
Speaker 1: was four. I remember kicking a kid on a slot
Speaker 1: when I was four, and I got in trouble for it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what did I do?
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think I hurt him.
Speaker 2: You were already that's it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was a I was a gremlin. I was gremlin,
Speaker 1: not the fucking womb. But I don't remember like like
Speaker 1: genuinely being a toddler and like a little little kid.
Speaker 2: That ship is imaginary. D Yeah, I feel to me anything,
Speaker 2: but they weren't like face.
Speaker 1: No, that's not an era. No, the face tattoos on
Speaker 1: an era.
Speaker 2: Like a little Pump is like twenty five, he's born
Speaker 2: in two thousand, so like, yeah, I feel.
Speaker 1: Like the SoundCloud era of rappers are a particular case
Speaker 1: because they were just they were just meant to do
Speaker 1: it for spectacle. They wanted eyes on them, so they
Speaker 1: would do as much dumb ship to their bodies as possible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it all looks so of those people would.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be surprised if, like, if someone got a
Speaker 3: scouter on them.
Speaker 2: It would be like someone around that age that is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I agree. Now, can we find one of those. We
Speaker 2: gotta find somebody with the tattoo. That's crazy. Uh, the
Speaker 2: people have got tattoos of scouters, but not on their face.
Speaker 1: As from what I'm saying, having a scout on your
Speaker 1: face is crazy.
Speaker 2: Happen.
Speaker 1: You know, it's to be crazier getting nap but tattooed
Speaker 1: all your faith with a scouter.
Speaker 4: It's so stupid that I can't even go so hard.
Speaker 2: You know, I love the dragon, but it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't go hard.
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