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Speaker 1: Hey, gang, So this one got a little how do

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So you're gonna be hearing a fair amount of bleeps

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at many portions of the episode. And that's okay, you

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know sometimes we just Pat had had a strawberry Macha

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frappuccino and I had had I think too much green

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tea iced green tea, and things just got a little wonky. So,

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as I mentioned, you'll be hearing bleeps. And if you

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don't want to hear those bleeps and you want to

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hear all of the really fun stuff that we said,

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and join the Uncensored tier. This is really not a

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pitch or anything. I just wanted to give you guys

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a heads up because we haven't really like teed off

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like this in a little bit. And so yeah, you

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hear the if you can go to that website, like

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Speaker 2: Ole Sole is like an attractive gecko. You ever see

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a gecko eat a bug? The tongue just flies out

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grabs a bug. They appear to have no feelings while

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extinguishing the life force. It's like, you know, when we

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eat steaks. Sometimes I'm thinking, I mean, I don't like

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to think it had a head, but I mean I'm like,

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you know, or a kid. Something gave itself for me

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to enjoy this with some mashed potequess, I.

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Speaker 1: Often say thank you to the animal that I'm consuming. Right,

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and that's because human beings have in innate and evolved

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capacity for examination. Right, we can examine the things that

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we're doing. We again can examine the states of ourselves

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while we're doing things geckos can And that's exactly especially

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hot on a Welcome aboard another brand spang new episode,

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uh by TV, I'm Dylan, that's path great to be here.

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Speaker 2: Permission to come aboard?

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Speaker 1: Oh granted, what's going on? What's going on? Sweety pie?

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Speaker 2: Oh not much. My tummy kind of hurts because you

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brought me that Macha coffee. I shouldn't have drank that

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much milk.

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Speaker 1: Well, it wasn't a match of coffee. It was actually

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a strawberry Macha frappuccino from Starbucks. You would say a

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delectable treat.

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Speaker 2: Though, Yeah, I stopped myself, though I still have a

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third left.

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Speaker 1: I'm proud. Yes, what would you give it out of ten?

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Speaker 2: Very enjoyable? I'm not a sweet sky. I'm gonna give

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it a seven out of ten?

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Speaker 1: And how many pots would you give this episode? Oh?

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Speaker 2: This was great?

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Speaker 1: Up, this is a great episode.

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Speaker 2: This is a great episode.

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Speaker 1: Can I say something? I love Jess?

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Speaker 2: You love Jess?

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Speaker 1: I love Jess.

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Speaker 2: Now do you love Jess because she's able to understand

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that she f'd up?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I think we have three types of love addicts this.

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On this boat. We have Celene, who is just a

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Tasmanian devil.

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Speaker 2: Hearts beware right, she had said, and I couldn't believe

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she said this out loud. In one of her interviews,

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she said, Uh, the only thing you have to worry

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about is getting.

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Speaker 1: Hurt, not hurting anybody else, that's right, protecting herself?

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Speaker 2: So true? Sex Adams.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so Selena is the joker. Okay. Then we have Babs,

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who is just a mushball right, And at various points

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of this episode, I'm like, Babs, come on your fucking

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sea rats.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I know, but I do appreciate her

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putting on ice. Every once in a while, someone needs

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to understand how much you hurt them by your action.

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Speaker 1: Gotta put them on ice, right, And then you Jess,

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who is middle Porridge, right, a little bit of a

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little bit of a player, but also has a soul, right,

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not like Selaine who will light hearts and money on

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fire and slide down them.

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Speaker 2: I want to say, we do get a little c

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rat history with Jess earlier. And one thing that's true.

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Speaker 1: With she's already done this.

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Speaker 2: They're not able to break bad patterns. Yeah yeah, okay,

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yeah yeah, problem is great.

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Speaker 1: I give this episode one hundred boobs.

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Speaker 2: Okay. One of the funnier things was how the charter

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guest could give two ships about Kelly smelly Kelly being

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thrown off the they just moved on.

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Speaker 1: And and can I tell you something else. Somebody I

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love more than Jess is Frank.

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Speaker 2: Frank. I don't know what the character is uh in

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that Pixar film up, but he looks just like that

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fucking curmudgeon.

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Speaker 1: But he's not like that guy's bald.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, Frank was a delight adult. And I'm going

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to say this, I'm going to say some offensive things

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about the people on this boat this episode. I'm merely

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going to be commenting on what Bravo presented me as

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a podcaster, top notch podcaster. But I'm going to say,

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at some point in the episode, I came around to

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the charter guests, not all of them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well try state trash often does that to you.

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Right when you first meet them, they're eating hot dogs

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out of pizza, right, pizza bread, and you're like, why

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is there so much ketchup on that? And why are

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you talking like that? But then you know, you go

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to their living room and you meet their family, and

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you're like, oh my gosh, these people really love each

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other and they really do love the Eagles that much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're also relics of the past soon to

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be passed, you know how, Like we learn every year, like, oh,

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there's only four more veterans from like World War Two. Yeah,

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there's only like eighteen thousand more guidos pretending like they're

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on the Sopranos. They're all dying out, they're phasing out,

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you're obnoxious. I'm sure it was fun in the seventies

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when they were talking like that. Right now, it just

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makes you sound like trash. I'm sorry it does. It

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is annoying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you have olive oil on you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but Frank was a delight.

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Speaker 1: Frank was a delight. I mean, there are all delights,

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you know.

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Speaker 2: Let's see here. I was gonna I'm gonna start up

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with smelly Kelly.

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Speaker 1: Oh but well, how many pots.

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Speaker 2: Do you I'm gonna give it fourteen knots.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's a great episode.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm at forty four.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's more. Now, what I don't want you to

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do is curb yourself or muzzle yourself really in any way.

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Speaker 2: Sha, this is hard to do because Dylan didn't want

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me to talk about this, and I'm not going to

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still don't want I'm not going to, but Dylan, I'm

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going to execute this recap as intended initially, rather than

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soften it for the sake of good people.

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Speaker 1: With Smelly Kelly.

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Speaker 2: Okay, a drunk cat, I love a bad drunk right,

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they say things like don't respect me or literally having

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a pillow fight with a wall and threatening everyone. When

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I was watching Smelly Kelly, one image came to mind.

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It was, this is what it must have felt like

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to be one of Julie Garland's children.

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Speaker 1: Sure watching this, Yeah, mom's mom's had a tough tay again.

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Let's let's give her an aspirin and get her to bed.

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Speaker 2: By the way, little teas for PMC. I did a

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thing on Judy Garland where she did a show or

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was so fucking high, only Michael Jackson was higher than her,

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but she was still alive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Well, the the industry really did abuse her

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to take advantage of her, but she really did lose

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her mind.

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Speaker 2: Well, Smelly Kelly's removed from the boat and then Helen

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agrees to accompany her so long as she gets to

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come back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, that drunk string of snot was, you know,

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Pillow attacking all of the Democrats aboard the vessels, so

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she had to go.

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Speaker 2: Well, she was also shouting pussy. She walked through a hotel,

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And I thought dyl was a little harsh when he

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referred to these people as tri State gutter trash. But Dale,

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when you're right, you're right.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say gutter trash. Oh yeah, TST. So we've

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got to put everything behind us that they're and have

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fun on this trip. Okay, Dale, I'm sorry, I call

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to action forgive me CTA. I'd love to talk to

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Helen and Kelly and Michelle the charter guests here if

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you know smelly Kelly on a personal level and you'd

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like to submit a horrible run in with her. I

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did this years ago with Leslie Mann, who's an absolute

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terrible person. Turns out, a bunch of people hit me

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up with horrible stories. I want you to submit your

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stories to me. I assume most of them.

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Speaker 2: Will start out with.

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Speaker 1: Me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think a lot will be. I volunteered

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at a dog rescue with her. I think most will

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start with after she punched the bouncer things for her

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south right, So feel free to get that. But Helen,

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if you're listening, we'd love.

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Speaker 1: To have you. Yeah. No, she punched the bouts or

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didn't really do anything to him. What did hurt him

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was her calling him the F word and calling him

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a liberal. Wow. So allegedly Stilly is and I don't

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know how we got that name, but it's his last

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last name. It's still kind of harboring a bit of

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resentment the Dame Man. And then we get to Yes, I.

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Speaker 2: Was gonna say this a couple other things I want

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to touch on, So Yes, the Sea Rats self reflect

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on their public drunkenness moments in decency. And that's when

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Kyle the resentments about him to have to watch his

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girl hook up with every single person on the boat.

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I do want to say this the charter guess which

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I initially couldn't stand any of them, They start apologizing

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kind of halfway. If I'm the crew, I'm going to

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say to you, the tornado of drunken trash on this

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boat is your fault to well, you all sat up

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there and ate while your friend was fucking pillow fighting

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with a wall.

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Speaker 1: I don't I think that's unfair. I think that they

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tried to handle her as best they could, and I

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do think that they were genuinely remorseful and respectful to

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the crew. But we get to Romeo and Juliet aka

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Sole Jess or Jess says that she's Juliet, and that's

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confusing to me because she literally has the same haircut

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as Leo DiCaprio from the bos Lherman version. So she's rough.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I do want to remind both these people

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that Romeo and Juliet did in fact die.

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Speaker 1: They died, Yeah, they died. So tragedy.

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Speaker 2: I mean, the worst thing that can happen out of

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this relationship is someone gets a venarial disease allegedly. Now,

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try to guest Frank and Brian. They discussed Smellie Kelly,

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and Ryan says he doesn't date girls like that mostly

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because she has a vagina and gay men don't have coucies. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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they're insinuating Brian's gay.

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Speaker 1: Well, they have butt coucies. But uh don't we all

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sorry Brian, Okay, Jesus Christ, cowboy night cows, fatman and barbecues.

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That's what Fraser thinks of. And David is a pretty

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good Southern impression. He does good.

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Speaker 2: Uh ah, you know it's funny now, I know how

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the our Australian audience feels when we do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it's not good, hey, I yelled, don we're dining air,

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just kicking up sausage likes it's got cheese. Alipagne is

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and I work on brian Wells cattle and fuck her sisters.

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You know that kind of thing the South is a

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beautiful place.

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Speaker 2: Nice people. They open the doors for you, ask how

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you're doing it.

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Speaker 1: I don't mean Texas, and I don't mean Mississippi. I

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mean the wooded South, not the not the muddy or

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dry parts of the South. Okay, fucking disgusted.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, the cities are filled with those

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goddamn Democrats. What are you talking about down in those

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Texas places, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, Austin? Yeah, yeah, all right, So Babs and Jazz

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are still not doing great. Babs has every right to

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be upset, but as we mentioned, I mean your sea rats.

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kind of does. But again I appreciate icing another sea rat.

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Let her pay for her nonsense.

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Speaker 1: Well, Jess puts her foot in her mouth a bit

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with Celene because she's dealing with a live wire, ika

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sexual joker. Now, Cilet is a dangerous woman like that

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hariana Grande song Sole opens or. Upon hearing that, Jess

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feels remorse for another human says, you can go fuck yourself,

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you can sleep in your own fucking bed. I mean, what,

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what kind of of unanimity is required of this young

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woman to go down on you. She has to be

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completely psychotic and evil to other people. I don't think

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I'm a fan of circa do selet.

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Speaker 2: I really do think classic sex and love addiction here,

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it's about getting the person to fall in love with you,

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and when you do, then you can act with impunity

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about them.

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Speaker 1: Right right.

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Speaker 2: It's a really disgusting behause it's.

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Speaker 1: About acquiring leverage. I got it. I see, all right,

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Well let's get to Anthony.

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Speaker 2: I do want to say this, yeah, because.

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Speaker 1: Anthony is one of my favorite people to get to.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we'll get to him, don't worry. Ole Sole is

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like an attractive gecko. You ever see a gecko eat

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a bug? The tongue just flies out grabs a bug.

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They appear to have no feelings while extinguishing the life force.

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It's like, you know, when we eat steaks sometimes I'm thinking,

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I mean, I don't like to think it had a head,

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but I mean I'm like, you know, or a kid.

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mashed potekas.

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Speaker 1: I often say thank you to the animal that I'm consuming, right,

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And that's because human beings have in innate and evolved

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capacity for examination right. We can examine the things that

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we're doing. We can examine the states of ourselves while

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we're doing things get gos can't. And that's exactly what

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especially hot ones. Yeah, she's a get go All right,

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Let's get to Anthony, who did lose his wife to

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his uncle.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Dylan, he was also dyslexic and cooking saved him.

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And now that's uh, Now, cooking is his passion. That's

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all I have to say about that.

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Speaker 1: Right, And we we've said this before, but we do

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need to stop normalizing dyslexia as as a real cross

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to bear, because you know a lot of people do.

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And you know, I'm dyslexic. Lots of people are dyslexic, right,

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And I'm not saying it's not a hurdle. I'm not

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saying that it's not a couple of rocks in your shoe, right,

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but it's definitely not you know a lot of other things.

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Speaker 2: There's different varieties of it, Dylan. You know Ashton Kucha

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that on some devil he had dyslexia when he was

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a kid, and that's why he convinced Demi war Moore

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why they needed to have threesomes throughout their entanglement.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she wrote that about her book. Oh

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really he cited dyslexia.

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Speaker 2: I think he did.

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Speaker 1: He's an idiot. Okay, he's also you know, kind of.

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Speaker 2: A Oh I thought you were demi.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah right. You would think that removing the

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confusion would help with the dyslexia, right, but no, Yeah,

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he got all tangled up with Diddy, didn't he?

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Speaker 2: I think he did. He's been pretty quiet. He used

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to be on Shark Tank every other episode. He ain't

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on there anymore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw there's that training camp video from I

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think Old Miss. Somebody was running through one of those

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drills where they have all those plastic things that you

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have to run through that kind of manufacture linemen trying

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to grab it.

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Speaker 2: Oh sure, okay yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: And they were bay colored and they looked like a

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bunch of dicks. And someone retweeted and said, Justin Bieber

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breaking out of Diddy's basement. That's really fucked up. What

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was going on down there? Oh man, cooking is the

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only way he can focus. Let's get to rain.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Rainbow Reports, I Rainbow, If you're listening, come on

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the show. Rainbow Reports A Fraser about Olay's work ethic.

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I think this is kind of a mixed report because

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she was so horrible. Anything that she does now is

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an improvement technically. Well anyway, then Olay kind of described

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I'm sorry Rainbow describes the boat in the dynamic right

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now as a circular firing squad where everyone's trying to

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eliminate each other. You know, sounds like the sentiment of

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a person who decapitated both our sisters with a explosive munition. Yeah,

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someone had to live, Dill.

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Speaker 1: You know, watching Hunger Games the other day at the house,

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which one just the first one for research, and I

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was thinking about Rainbow, and I think what Rainbow did

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was a little bit like what Peta did, where she

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just pretended to be a rock pretty much the whole time.

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And uh, but eventually there's only two left, and you

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can't be a rock forever, so you do have to

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decapitate somebody, and her case, it was her sister, and

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so that's that's actually pretty tough. You know.

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Speaker 2: The only worse way to die than having your head

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separated from your shoulders is to be stung by bees.

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Speaker 1: Too. Saw that killer bees in that movie. Huh, it's

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a great film. You know, steaks are really high when

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kids are killing each other, you know, really demented. So

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Rainbow's got a tinge of darkness enter though, because she

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says it's nice that everybody's fighting. Now, yes, she's not

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the only one that's on the outside. Let's le's get

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to dinner. The guests think that Kelly is a piece

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of trash, and I think Brian is disgusted by her.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they really are.

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Speaker 1: First course is a lovely Bullia base and it would

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seem that Frank, the honorary Sea Rat, was with Kelly.

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I say that he's the honorary Sea Rat because they

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smushed him into one of those blue moisture waking shirts

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earlier on in the episode, and they would look the

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same with me. I'm not no shade, but you know

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you've gotta be hot to wear those things, So Helen, No.

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Next course is Babs and Selene talking.

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Speaker 2: And bounce around quite a bit here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, the next course is Babs and

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Celene burying the hatchet, and Jess said that she says

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that Jess said that she likes you and I just

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want us to be good friends. And they do bury

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the hatchet, and we quickly begin joking about how there's

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lips in the toilet.

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Speaker 2: Well, there's a couple things going on here. The charter

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guests were bleeding on the couches, and there's lipstick on

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the toilets.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't understand. It's a little bit like a

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blood spatter analyst, Like when you walk into a room,

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you have to decode the story, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it tells the story.

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Speaker 1: Some would argue, how would someone get lipstick on the

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inside of a toilet. I'm just trying to think about how.

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Speaker 2: I'm not Surlock Holmes, but I would say that she

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flicked a chump of like a piece of it off

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the actual lipstick thing into the toilet. It bounced off

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the rim, and that's how you have the mark, you think, Yeah, okay,

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what do you think, Watson?

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Speaker 1: Uh? I think she was probably like trying to eat

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the toy toilet. Yeah. I wouldn't put it past these all, Right,

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So last we left off. Nope, my notes went all

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the way to the top. The next course is actually

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a brand zeno. Okay, thoughts on this lovely, lovely fish. Now,

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I'm never a fish guy. I'll never go to a

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restaurant and order the fish right right. But I think

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when someone does a brand zina well and this looked

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to be done well, it's an unrivaled culinary experience. It

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really really is. It's just that it's that lesser traveled

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road that people just have to take some time. And

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I would implore lots of people that, you know, if

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you're out and you trust the place and you've been

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there before, you know your favorites, maybe take a night

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off from the steak and cream spinach and try the fish.

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You know what?

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Speaker 2: My wife and I do what we will at a

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restaurant that we've been going to for a long time,

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something that we never ordered. Will just order as almost

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like an appetizer, so we both get the tried and true,

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tested things that we want. And you put that one

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thing on the side and we just pick at.

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Speaker 1: It, and it's always worse than the things that you.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's disgusting. We ordered something like we went to Casaluna.

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I'm like, oh, thank god I did in order this

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is what I was. It was some mushroom risotto.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you didn't like it. You don't like this, Oh

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I didn't like it.

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Speaker 2: That's still took it home. I fed it to the dogs.

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Speaker 1: Okay, they're eating. Well, we end things with a microwave

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chocolate cake.

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Speaker 2: Let's not do dessert. What is someone gonna say about

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a fucking cake.

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that can enhance the aesthetic of your living room. Right,

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00:24:36,799 --> 00:24:40,400
throw blankets like you know, blankets, You want them to

469
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actually have some utility. Okay, think about this blanket on

470
00:24:45,079 --> 00:24:48,319
a movie night right now. It works when you're having

471
00:24:48,319 --> 00:24:50,480
people over. Oh that's a nice blanket. Yeah, well, we're

472
00:24:50,519 --> 00:24:52,319
not really doing couch stuff right now, we're doing a

473
00:24:52,319 --> 00:24:55,759
dinner party. But next weekend when you the husband or

474
00:24:55,759 --> 00:24:57,960
the wife and the kids are getting together, ready to

475
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watch cars.

476
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Speaker 2: Or bring it on or bring it on some other

477
00:25:01,799 --> 00:25:03,079
inappropriate movies that.

478
00:25:03,039 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 1: Are anaconda, doesn't matter what you put on. Slap that

479
00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:10,200
Lola blanket across your your your legs. You're going to

480
00:25:10,279 --> 00:25:11,440
be in heaven.

481
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Speaker 2: Jian. Let me tell you something. This Lola blanket is

482
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so special. If I have guests come over and they

483
00:25:15,799 --> 00:25:18,640
need a blanket to sleep, you know they're not good

484
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enough to have this put on. Absolutely, I'm gonna hide it.

485
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,559
Speaker 1: We got the extra large. We're very lucky.

486
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Speaker 2: What did you get?

487
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Speaker 1: I got the extra large? Well color, a lovely kind

488
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of cream brown that really accents the beauty and the

489
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use promo code bad TV. All right, so back to

495
00:25:53,599 --> 00:25:57,559
the show. We got some titties coming out pretty soon. Yeah,

496
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,920
we do, Helen.

497
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,319
Speaker 2: So how did you rate? Did you give the dinner? Pots?

498
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:03,400
Speaker 1: Seven?

499
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 2: Wow?

500
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:12,319
Speaker 1: Really bull your base? Rainbow tells Selen she can go

501
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:16,240
to bed. Selene says that's nice. Rainbow says, it's part

502
00:26:16,279 --> 00:26:18,839
of my jub So no, no, no, I wasn't saying

503
00:26:18,839 --> 00:26:21,960
you're nice. I think you're an evil bitch, but going

504
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,480
to bed will be nice. And Rainbow says, oh okay,

505
00:26:24,519 --> 00:26:26,279
well I think you're an evil bitch. Have a nice sleep.

506
00:26:27,039 --> 00:26:29,599
These two hate each other, they do.

507
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:30,640
Speaker 2: They're never gonna be friends.

508
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 1: So Helen is heading back to the boat and re

509
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:37,119
joins the crew the next day. I believe Frank is

510
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,599
throwing punches. He's got a really solid base. I think

511
00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,359
this guy was a fighter in his youth. I think

512
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,279
he's gotten into some scraps. Yep, you know. But we

513
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,400
get to Stilly. He is still morose. He's been spun

514
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,440
out by this whole Selene thing. And these are the

515
00:26:50,599 --> 00:26:54,200
kind of flies that land haphazardly in the web of

516
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:58,480
these sex addicts. Okay, Kyle is chummed to Selene. He

517
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,720
is got to move on.

518
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:09,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do to who mm hmm. It's not bad

519
00:27:09,079 --> 00:27:10,160
girl in the trailer.

520
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that.

521
00:27:14,279 --> 00:27:14,759
Speaker 2: Anyway.

522
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 1: Okay, what it's out of that girl in the trailer?

523
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:17,880
What are you talking about?

524
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 2: Did you watch trailer for the next episode where he

525
00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:21,880
slept with charter guests?

526
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,319
Speaker 1: Uh? I wonder who he's love. Did he sleep with

527
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,279
the charter guess?

528
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 2: I believe Captain Carry and the trailer. I'm not like

529
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,680
speaking out of turn here, he says. Uh, I thought

530
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,359
the crew, thank you banged a charter guys.

531
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: I thought it was well. I mean, listen, he said banged.

532
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 2: Yes, he did, know he did. I'll pull the tape.

533
00:27:43,279 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 1: He did not.

534
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,559
Speaker 2: He said bang.

535
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,279
Speaker 1: Carrie said, sorry, you banged a chat Do you have

536
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:50,319
it on your phone? No, we're not doing that right now. Okay,

537
00:27:50,319 --> 00:27:53,000
so let's get to the breakfast table. We've got egg

538
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,920
white omelets and locks with breakfast. Captain Carry is accosted

539
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:57,519
by the ladies.

540
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,559
Speaker 2: I tell him, gonna sound mean here. Yeah, but I

541
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:05,799
have to just call balls and strikes. Michelle and Helen.

542
00:28:06,079 --> 00:28:08,519
They want to know if he's single. You know, maybe

543
00:28:08,519 --> 00:28:12,480
they could have him hold them in the water, you know,

544
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,799
when their shirts off. Let me say this, I don't

545
00:28:15,799 --> 00:28:18,039
know Captain carried that well, but I'll tell you this.

546
00:28:18,519 --> 00:28:20,880
He's cucumber.

547
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:30,920
Speaker 1: Then whoa pretty stuffy Sorry? Okay, now, listen, Italian women are.

548
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 2: It makes the world interesting if you really think about it.

549
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've I'll really think about it later. But listen,

550
00:28:36,759 --> 00:28:39,640
Italian women are are generous lovers. So I think that, Kyle,

551
00:28:39,799 --> 00:28:41,039
Oh really, I think so.

552
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 2: I grew up with Italian women. They're not.

553
00:28:43,799 --> 00:28:46,839
Speaker 1: Oh really, I think I thought they They kind of

554
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,720
colloquially crack their knuckles and get to work. All right.

555
00:28:51,759 --> 00:28:53,599
I feel like this episode is pretty brutal.

556
00:28:54,599 --> 00:28:59,279
Speaker 2: I promised you at the beginning I would be authentic.

557
00:28:59,519 --> 00:29:02,039
Speaker 1: You you made good on that promise?

558
00:29:02,559 --> 00:29:02,599
Speaker 2: You?

559
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:11,359
Speaker 1: All right? All right? Okay? Helen hits the beat. Wow,

560
00:29:12,759 --> 00:29:15,039
wouldn't it be funny if we had we have to

561
00:29:15,079 --> 00:29:17,599
finish the episode? All right? Helen hits the beach. She's

562
00:29:17,599 --> 00:29:20,599
already pretty turned up and she is pretty touchy. She

563
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,519
pops those tits out and Kyle starts to I mean

564
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,319
essentially motor butter from behind. I mean, this is very

565
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:30,599
very sexual. Guy goes, it's almost sexual. I can that's

566
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,359
perfect right, Scottish? Pretty good?

567
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's U about Richard? Poor Richard? He's passed out

568
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:38,640
on the beach.

569
00:29:39,119 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: The guy when he's got his shirt on, and yeah,

570
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,880
I mean I would say that he's he's got a

571
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:47,119
Mandy Pittankin vibe to him. He's just exhausted and just

572
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,799
staring out at our horizon. But what would you. I

573
00:29:51,119 --> 00:29:53,680
can't imagine what kind of relationship these two have because

574
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,799
she's popping her tits out and the young buck is

575
00:29:56,839 --> 00:29:59,359
just holding her in the ocean. I mean, I guess

576
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:03,359
he just he's cheating on her with so many women

577
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,000
he can't.

578
00:30:04,039 --> 00:30:06,759
Speaker 2: Maybe you know, relationships, you know.

579
00:30:07,519 --> 00:30:09,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, So back to the boat, we get a call

580
00:30:09,839 --> 00:30:12,039
from Selene's brother and she tells her brother that she

581
00:30:12,279 --> 00:30:14,480
likes saying girl on the boat and then tells the

582
00:30:14,519 --> 00:30:18,680
producers that Jess is playing with her. And the producers say, well,

583
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,119
what about you and Scottish And she goes, no, that's

584
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:25,680
very very different, Babs, and our love triangle is very different,

585
00:30:26,039 --> 00:30:29,119
and the producers could have gone, well what about Dame

586
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:33,240
O then, and she no, no, no, it's different, Selene.

587
00:30:33,279 --> 00:30:36,039
You do not have a fucking peg leg to stand on.

588
00:30:36,359 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 2: Okay, she's not good on her feet, No she does.

589
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,519
This is when she says first rule of I guess

590
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,519
hooking up with people, don't get hurt.

591
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 1: Barbara is getting things ready for the guests and Selene

592
00:30:49,799 --> 00:30:52,319
is useless. Now after all this, do you want to

593
00:30:52,359 --> 00:30:57,200
say anything more about the the tits coming out? The

594
00:30:57,279 --> 00:31:02,400
tits are The tits come out cradled by stilly and

595
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,319
they remain out for some time. I think when Captain Carey.

596
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 2: Comes to pairs still out.

597
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,319
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and the Alice Cooper hair kind of covers

598
00:31:10,359 --> 00:31:12,160
them up a little bit. You know what I'm talking about?

599
00:31:12,319 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, Alice Cooper, her buddy Michelle.

600
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,079
Speaker 1: No, I'm talking about her own hair.

601
00:31:17,279 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah.

602
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: Well you know, am I right in saying that Helen's

603
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,000
hair is a little Alice coopery?

604
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:27,599
Speaker 2: Yeah? It's uh more like every member of the glam

605
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,880
band Cinderella. You know, she's like Tom Keith.

606
00:31:31,119 --> 00:31:32,559
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know Tom.

607
00:31:32,799 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 2: She's like, she looks like Tom Keefer.

608
00:31:35,119 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: Let me pull that up real quick. Just because I

609
00:31:37,559 --> 00:31:38,279
need a good laugh.

610
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:42,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, sure. Now, so they have lunch there, but

611
00:31:42,079 --> 00:31:44,039
who gives a ship any thoughts on lunch while you

612
00:31:44,039 --> 00:31:45,319
look up for Tom Keefer?

613
00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:51,079
Speaker 1: Uh? Tom Keifer? Yep? Okay, what do you think accurate

614
00:31:51,359 --> 00:31:59,119
or hair? No? He wow? Wow, you're talking about Tom Keefer.

615
00:31:59,599 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, it's stable and wonderful. Jesus, I feel like

616
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,240
he called me out at the top of the show.

617
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,160
I wasn't gonna let that happen. All right, So is

618
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,519
everybody back on the boat yet, because I got a joke,

619
00:32:17,599 --> 00:32:20,599
all right, Michelle, she's making a little charter guest, Michelle

620
00:32:20,599 --> 00:32:23,640
who looks like the guitar player for Cinderella. Although I

621
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:24,680
think that guy's dead.

622
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 1: I knew ohhi, I fucking knew it.

623
00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 2: He left us. God rest his soul, you know what

624
00:32:33,759 --> 00:32:38,039
I'm wrong. That's the guitar player for Striper. Anyway, all right,

625
00:32:38,519 --> 00:32:42,160
tri State. Michelle wants a new career as a sea rat,

626
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,440
and I think she'd be great in the engine room

627
00:32:44,519 --> 00:32:48,680
where no one has to listen to that fucking shrill voice.

628
00:32:49,799 --> 00:32:53,519
Speaker 1: Holy shit, I think we're gonna lose some listeners from this.

629
00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:57,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, I think they I think they remember

630
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,400
I wrote this before I started. I took a turn

631
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,880
with these people and start liking that.

632
00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:04,039
Speaker 1: Okay, well they're gone next episode, I don't so I

633
00:33:04,039 --> 00:33:08,119
don't know when that happened or where it happened, but

634
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:12,279
I would say that I'm looking forward to reading a

635
00:33:12,279 --> 00:33:15,640
one star review next week. That's that's gonna be a

636
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,920
lot of fun, because there's no way we're not gonna

637
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,880
get one. I mean, my goine, man, it's got Tom

638
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:28,279
Keefer is still on my phone. It's uncanny. Okay. So

639
00:33:28,599 --> 00:33:30,400
Barbara is getting things ready for the guests, and the

640
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,880
problem with Celene being her partner is that Selene is

641
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:38,279
absolutely useless. And I don't like Celene in a professional environment.

642
00:33:38,319 --> 00:33:41,119
I think that she's fun outside of the boat. Evil

643
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,680
but but but fun.

644
00:33:42,599 --> 00:33:44,599
Speaker 2: And also don't get yeah, don't get entangled with her.

645
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:45,599
You go have drinks with her.

646
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, so make out with you right, right, it's fun.

647
00:33:48,039 --> 00:33:52,160
But she does this thing where she'll be clearly in

648
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:59,279
the wrong right, being just a useless, generally unconcerned coworker,

649
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:04,880
and then she'll find something to divert the accusation away

650
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,480
from her incompetence, right, so it'll be I don't like

651
00:34:08,519 --> 00:34:10,559
the way that you're speaking to me, and now we're

652
00:34:10,639 --> 00:34:15,199
in that ring and we're discussing that, and you know,

653
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:19,440
she'll manipulate the situation to the point where she's forgiving

654
00:34:19,519 --> 00:34:21,840
the other person for what they did to her.

655
00:34:22,119 --> 00:34:25,199
Speaker 2: Being good looking is one of the attributbutes that actually

656
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,280
ends up being a curse later on in life when

657
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,800
you're not as good looking because you formed all these

658
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,960
horrible habits of how you interact with humanity.

659
00:34:35,079 --> 00:34:37,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's really kind of.

660
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:41,800
Speaker 2: People like pretty people. I'm not so keen on uglies.

661
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:46,599
Speaker 1: I don't like e Ccellence scares me, really really scares me.

662
00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:48,960
One of the guests wants to be a sea rut.

663
00:34:49,119 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 2: That's the one I talked about. She can work in

664
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:51,880
the engine room.

665
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,679
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, great. So Babs and Jess are

666
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,199
still not doing great, paps, come.

667
00:34:56,039 --> 00:34:57,599
Speaker 2: On, get over it.

668
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,519
Speaker 1: I guess at this point you go. She goes you

669
00:35:00,559 --> 00:35:03,400
should He tells Jess you should go. I don't know

670
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,719
what you guys call it, but whatever it is, you

671
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:06,599
need to do it. Well.

672
00:35:06,639 --> 00:35:09,599
Speaker 2: He's too rational to understand sea rat behavior. He needs

673
00:35:09,599 --> 00:35:11,840
to go to like college for two years to understand it.

674
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 1: I love Hugo.

675
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 2: I do too.

676
00:35:14,039 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: I think he's an incredible manager, and I think that

677
00:35:17,679 --> 00:35:19,880
had he I think we'll get him again at the

678
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,159
top of the season, and I think he'll get into

679
00:35:22,159 --> 00:35:27,679
some stuff maybe, but I think he's a great manager

680
00:35:27,679 --> 00:35:30,400
and that he recognized these are fucking c rates, you

681
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,440
know what I'm talking about, the fucking st.

682
00:35:32,119 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 2: But Dylan, it begs the question, why is he here?

683
00:35:35,679 --> 00:35:38,960
Is it to eventually? I guess drive a boat like

684
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:39,639
Captain Carry.

685
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. He's handsome as fuck. I think he

686
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:45,800
could be on TV for a while. So the sea

687
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:50,960
rats hit the boat, Helen's grabs Stilly and evidently heads

688
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:56,760
to a room. Jess, we get a sea rat history

689
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:57,320
of love here.

690
00:35:57,519 --> 00:36:00,159
Speaker 2: It's quick one. It turns out breaking on hell the

691
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:02,280
patterns in life is easier said than done in the

692
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:02,960
sea rat world.

693
00:36:03,079 --> 00:36:05,199
Speaker 1: Oh, next to him, possible, I would say, next to

694
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,639
him possible. I mean, look at Rainbow. You cut one

695
00:36:07,679 --> 00:36:09,599
sister's head off and you're ruined for the rest of

696
00:36:09,639 --> 00:36:12,400
your life. But she hasn't cut anybody else's head off.

697
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,119
So maybe she's the uh, maybe she's the hope that

698
00:36:15,159 --> 00:36:18,280
we're looking for. Now we've got an eight course dinner

699
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,639
to prepare and chef Anthony has almost killed people in

700
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:24,400
the past, but tonight he has to tell a story.

701
00:36:24,519 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 2: He does don't And you know, a lot of the

702
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audience has probably listened to me talk about me writing

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a script, so I understand storytelling, right, So he he

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tells us these courses will in fact tell a story,

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and it's like acts in a play.

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Speaker 1: Definitely, yeah.

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Speaker 2: In the fourth course, it's an eight act structure.

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Speaker 1: It's famous, yes, clearly.

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Speaker 2: And the fourth act apparently will be the part of

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the story where his uncle ben his wife over railing,

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and in writing we refer to that arc as the trigger,

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right right, yeah, yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Can't wait to the dyslexia diagnosis is the rising action.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: So anyways, Anthony does not need to tell a story.

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What he actually does need to do is cut the

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ribbis in half, because what are you doing trying to

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make eight ribbys? And remember that you're serving food to

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people from South Jersey who are blacked out. We're not

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trying to tell a story. We're trying to put decently

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food on a plate and get everybody to bag without bleeding.

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Speaker 2: I think he honestly could have served them three courses

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and convinced them later when they woke up.

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Speaker 1: Eight yep, I think so too. Now Damo another fire impression.

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He loves Frank. I love Frank too, but he nails

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the Italian. But we have to get to an evening

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of lingerie in lights now. The last time Carrie was

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at a dinner, it didn't go well. Jill Zarin was there.

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She did not have her Amazon button, she did not

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have her Staples button and was pissed off about it.

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And things are not going great because you know, Anthony

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is just the walls are close, the walls are closing in.

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But we end with Jess and Selene more trouble in

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paradise there. I think that Jess recognizes now that Selene

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is the joker, and because she's middle Porridge, she can

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recognize when she's hurting people and also when people are

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fucking dangerous sex addicts and you're gonna get gobbled up

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if you don't get out.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't this also her warning, uh, Sole, that you might

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get your fucking ass fired if you keep fucking up.

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Correct?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So she tells Selene that there are murmurings afoot,

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that her work ethic is really really bad, and that

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she doesn't want her to go off the boat, so

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she should shape up. Now. Selene is here to prolong

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her television career and to just fuck around, so an

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accusation like that shouldn't be too bad, right. She gets

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so instantaneously defensive, completely shuts her down and go we're

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done with this conversation. And that's and Jessica is to

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take a shower. So get in the comments. Let us

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know what you thought about the episode. Five stars, kind words.

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If you want to leave a one, leave a one,

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it'll be fun next week.

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Speaker 2: Ones or five. No two threes or four, No two

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threes or fourth.

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Speaker 1: Please we love you guys very much. I'm doing Say goodbye, Patton,

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say goodbye later.

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Speaker 2: It is