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Speaker 4: My one of my favorite parts of that story is
Speaker 4: when he gets to the and the helicopter takes off.
Speaker 1: Anywhere are you going? You can't imagine where?
Speaker 3: Just imagine, like if you miss your playing the imagine
Speaker 3: being by yourself.
Speaker 4: Hell, and you turn around, there's two thousand Vietnamese on
Speaker 4: your heels.
Speaker 1: Saved your bud.
Speaker 4: All right, we promised your father Shane, and we've got
Speaker 4: your father Shane. Saw Father Shane, how are you?
Speaker 5: I'm well, how are you guys? Thanks?
Speaker 4: You are a very busy man, and I appreciate you
Speaker 4: taking time. Father Shane is the parish priest at Holy Trinity,
Speaker 4: one of the largest schools in the archdiocese. So you're
Speaker 4: you have a very busy schedule, but you made time
Speaker 4: for one of your favorite families that go to your church.
Speaker 5: I did, and I have St. Francis of Rome, so
Speaker 5: I've got two big.
Speaker 4: Oh that you do, and I go to that one too. Yes,
Speaker 4: I do tell you the one, thank you twice.
Speaker 3: Isn't it true that you're on a publicity tour to
Speaker 3: throw your hat in the ring for pope? Could you
Speaker 3: be pope? Well, hong on Now, I thought you had
Speaker 3: to be like a cardinal.
Speaker 5: Or cardinal for kids at Mass this morning before coming
Speaker 5: over here. All you have to be is a male
Speaker 5: baptized and not married.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. You heal baptized. So wait, is Dwight?
Speaker 1: Are we eligible.
Speaker 2: Technically I'm married?
Speaker 1: Oh? You're married? No, I'm sorry, that's right. I forgot.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if that was that.
Speaker 5: Happened that hasn't happened in like, but what.
Speaker 2: If there was an unfortunate accident?
Speaker 1: Then could I become? Okay, pope? But yeah, that's it.
Speaker 6: That's It's a simple requirement. Okay, So his mail, So
Speaker 6: what's the process. Then let's say that you were father Shane.
Speaker 6: You say, you know what, I feel like I'm being
Speaker 6: come out to be Pope.
Speaker 1: No, take a big swell. How do you do that? No,
Speaker 1: he's not gonna do. Let's get you.
Speaker 2: Actually, how would you do that? If somebody? I mean,
Speaker 2: how is it?
Speaker 1: You can't do you can't get you can't do.
Speaker 5: And I don't know anyone. I don't know how am
Speaker 5: I on this show?
Speaker 1: Exactly, that's exactly right.
Speaker 5: I'm just.
Speaker 1: What you're on the show because your phone numbers in
Speaker 1: my phone.
Speaker 3: Let me let me just warn him. I gotta give
Speaker 3: father saying a warning. I see you're drinking one of
Speaker 3: our cold bottles of water right there when you leave.
Speaker 3: If that's wine, you're getting fine because there's no drigging
Speaker 3: in the studio.
Speaker 1: Okay, detail Archbishop Bob Conclave.
Speaker 4: It's kind of weird because that movie came out last
Speaker 4: year and it's exactly what's happening now, which is they're
Speaker 4: voting on who votes on the new pope.
Speaker 5: So right now, let's back up. So he died on
Speaker 5: Easter Monday, Yeah, crazy, which we're in the octave of Easter,
Speaker 5: so we've got eight days of Easter Sunday. So he died.
Speaker 5: He the last thing he does, this comes out on
Speaker 5: the balcony, gives his Easter blair. He couldn't raise his arm,
Speaker 5: he couldn't keep his eyes open. His voice was horrible.
Speaker 5: He gave a blessing the urbi at orbit I think
Speaker 5: it's called her ubi at Orbii. I'm terrible at that.
Speaker 5: He gives the blessing, gets on the popemobile, goes through
Speaker 5: the square one last time, goes to his room and
Speaker 5: dies a couple. Oh that's it. So now we're in
Speaker 5: morning San die Vicante. The chair of Saint Peter, the
Speaker 5: Bishop of Rome, is empty. So there's a peer nine
Speaker 5: days of mourning. Right now. He's being laid out in
Speaker 5: state in Saint Peter. So his body was transferred from
Speaker 5: his residence cost Us onto Marta in the chapel. Some
Speaker 5: private visitations, uh, the ushers, the guards, cardinals, they take
Speaker 5: his body and now he's lying in state because he
Speaker 5: is a dignitary, he's a world leader. This morning, when
Speaker 5: I was getting ready for mass, people will have been
Speaker 5: waiting in line four or five, six hours. Hundreds of
Speaker 5: thousands of people already there. Just got there. They're going
Speaker 5: to pay their respects for.
Speaker 4: A couple of seconds because I see the line, they
Speaker 4: go boom, and then they're going move, move, move.
Speaker 1: Is crazy.
Speaker 5: His mass, his funeral mask will be Unseataturday. He's going
Speaker 5: to be buried not at Saint Peter's Basilica, which is
Speaker 5: kind of a break from tradition, but his favorite church,
Speaker 5: in Rome, Saint Mary Major, very simple, simple headstone, everything's
Speaker 5: very simple. And then all the cardinals from the world. See,
Speaker 5: this is what a lot of people don't realize about
Speaker 5: why this conclave is going to be so different. Pope
Speaker 5: Francis has appointed one hundred and eight of the one
Speaker 5: hundred and thirty five electors from all over the world
Speaker 5: places they have never had a cardinal. These cardinals don't
Speaker 5: know one another.
Speaker 1: Oh, they've never met.
Speaker 5: So they're going to have two two and a half
Speaker 5: three weeks.
Speaker 1: We're a month away.
Speaker 5: Yeah, conclave will not start to laughter Derby.
Speaker 1: That's what Oh, Okayrby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the vagon needs to get through through Derby.
Speaker 5: And then this is.
Speaker 4: Every conver season I've had with so many clients.
Speaker 1: The least.
Speaker 5: We've got to have the days of morning. We have
Speaker 5: to have the funeral mass on Saturday. All the cardinals
Speaker 5: one hundred and there's two hundred and fifty two I
Speaker 5: think cardinals in the world.
Speaker 1: How many Marria ten ten.
Speaker 5: Ten voting cardinals from America, So two hundred and fifty
Speaker 5: two cardinals. Only one hundred and thirty five or under
Speaker 5: the age of eighty. So in order to vote for
Speaker 5: the pope. You have to be under the age of
Speaker 5: eighty the youngest cardinals I think forty five and then
Speaker 5: seventy nine to be able to elect.
Speaker 3: So where do you get your prospects though, I mean
Speaker 3: the cardinals, I mean where do we come up with
Speaker 3: the prospects for pope.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like presidential it's your turn, right, like
Speaker 1: it could be.
Speaker 5: I mean there's some front runners, guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I saw the beg Us. Bet Us has
Speaker 4: some names up there, so oh wait, whoa there's lines.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you kidding me.
Speaker 5: That's the interesting thing of the last three popes going
Speaker 5: into maybe with the exception of Cardinal Ratzinger, Pope jump All.
Speaker 5: The second was an unknown, like people knew of him,
Speaker 5: but he was from Poland. Like that's not going to
Speaker 5: point a Polish pope, right, So he was not a
Speaker 5: front runner. Cardinal Borgoglio was not a front runner. People
Speaker 5: thought he was too old. There was rumors that he
Speaker 5: got the second amount of votes. All that's in secret,
Speaker 5: we don't know. But if you're if you go in
Speaker 5: thinking you're gonna be the pope, you're gonna leave a cardinal, right, yes, so,
Speaker 5: Holy Spirit, because the favorites don't necessarily always.
Speaker 4: So they go into described to Dwight because I know.
Speaker 4: So they go into a room and then they have Yeah,
Speaker 4: they have this rope and then they tie it up, right,
Speaker 4: they tie the they lock.
Speaker 5: The doors conclave. So conclave means with key, locked with key, right,
Speaker 5: So they process in from uh, Saint Peter's. They go
Speaker 5: through all these halls the cardinals. Now I'm just again,
Speaker 5: I'm basing on what I've seen on TV. I've never
Speaker 5: been in the conclave, righty, right, Uh, they process in,
Speaker 5: they're praying, they're singing the Litany of Saints. Before that,
Speaker 5: they make promises of total secrecy because if you violate that,
Speaker 5: it's automatic excommunication and all that stuff. No cell phones,
Speaker 5: no iPads, no tablets, nothing. These cardinals that are electing
Speaker 5: are incomplete eat isolation from the world. They eat together,
Speaker 5: they have coffee together, they have a little bit of
Speaker 5: veno together, and they're talking. These cardinals don't know one another, right,
Speaker 5: so they're getting So that's why there's from all over
Speaker 5: the world.
Speaker 3: But there has to be interpreters, right because great questions
Speaker 3: you're right in there.
Speaker 5: I don't think there are there are doctors there are nurses,
Speaker 5: but insisting chapel itself when they start the voting, and
Speaker 5: they can have one. That's interesting thing when the Dean
Speaker 5: of the College of Cardinals calls for the conclave, when
Speaker 5: all the cardinals are in from all over the world
Speaker 5: on the first day, they can cast one vote.
Speaker 1: All that could set the tone. That will set the tone.
Speaker 5: So then you have you need a two thirds majority. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm terrible at math. What's thirty five? Probably more than seventy. Yeah,
Speaker 5: if no consensus, we're done for the day. Two votes
Speaker 5: in the morning, break for lunch, two votes in the afternoon,
Speaker 5: so a maximum of four votes per day. I think
Speaker 5: hope John Paul the Second was elected on the fifth
Speaker 5: or sixth ballot. I mean again, I'm making.
Speaker 1: But he was.
Speaker 4: We just talked about it because Greg Getcher was sending
Speaker 4: pictures with him, because that's he has. He's the Forrest
Speaker 4: Gump of Secret Service. But he was the most for me.
Speaker 4: I'm fifty six years old. He's the most significant for me.
Speaker 4: He was the most significant pope in my lifetime, I think.
Speaker 4: But he was also coincidentally the youngest.
Speaker 5: Uh sure, I believe, I guess I think we need
Speaker 5: I'm not a papal history.
Speaker 1: No, I know you're not.
Speaker 4: But but for me, for popes and presidents, I think
Speaker 4: the younger the better.
Speaker 3: Well, let me ask you about that. Maybe no, maybe,
Speaker 3: I don't know. Is there an age limit? Is there
Speaker 3: is there an age? Do you have to be a
Speaker 3: certain age and come pope?
Speaker 5: There's some cardinals being floated around who are above the
Speaker 5: age of eighty, who won't even be in okay, the conclave,
Speaker 5: who won't even be in the Assistine chap.
Speaker 2: Other side of the coin. Can you be too young
Speaker 2: to be a pope?
Speaker 5: No, you have to be a baptized, unmarried man.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, And.
Speaker 5: I'm not interested by the way.
Speaker 2: You sure we're gonna get.
Speaker 5: You to finish your business in anthy My mother would
Speaker 5: be weeping. She doesn't like to get off Dixie Highway.
Speaker 1: So yes, I agree with.
Speaker 5: That's my neighborhood, Lawrence holy Cross.
Speaker 2: I lived on a Fielding Way.
Speaker 5: My mother's probably listening right now. This is the first
Speaker 5: time she's listened to your show ever.
Speaker 1: Well, she's stuck now she's gonna get addict.
Speaker 5: You don't believe the women mom, dad, and sister, All.
Speaker 4: Women women over sixty here, we're huge on our ratings huge.
Speaker 2: Did uh Pope Frances have any family or.
Speaker 5: Is yes, ever siblings? I don't know if they any
Speaker 5: of them are alive, okay, uh Jesuit leader in the
Speaker 5: Jesuit community, a scientist.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they're still alive.
Speaker 5: Might have a sister.
Speaker 4: But he is an interesting He's been one of the
Speaker 4: more interesting popes ever. He said some things that we
Speaker 4: all were, you know, wide eye going. He said, what
Speaker 4: But I brought the presidency thing up. Sometimes you go
Speaker 4: from liberal to a conservative liberal conservative. It's like coaching
Speaker 4: presidents and popes. So do we think we're going to
Speaker 4: go more conservative this time around? Because he definitely was liberal.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't like to use the word liberal or conservative.
Speaker 5: I'd like to use orthodox unorthodoxy.
Speaker 1: If you will.
Speaker 5: You know, you've got your progressive, you got your traditional,
Speaker 5: all that stuff. Many would say he took the church
Speaker 5: to a different direction than his predecessor, right right, John
Speaker 5: Paul the second and Benedict the sixteenth. The funny thing
Speaker 5: about Pope Francis I found was he said a lot
Speaker 5: of powerful, awesome things.
Speaker 4: Yea.
Speaker 5: It sometimes created a lot of confusion. Did you just
Speaker 5: say that this could happen and then didn't or did
Speaker 5: you just say that this won't happen and then it could.
Speaker 5: So but he was certainly the people's pope. He was
Speaker 5: certainly the Holy Father that we needed at this moment.
Speaker 5: That's what that's what I love about this whole process,
Speaker 5: is we get the pope that we need at this time.
Speaker 5: Think about communism and all that stuff that happened, and
Speaker 5: we get a Polish pope. Everything that's going on in
Speaker 5: the church with all those years twenty plus years of
Speaker 5: the papacy of John Paul the Second, and we get
Speaker 5: someone who's a little bit more stoic and introverted and subdued,
Speaker 5: and then you get like this grandpa. Like I never
Speaker 5: met Pope Francis, but I got pretty close to him
Speaker 5: when I was in Rome. So when I was elected
Speaker 5: in March of thirteen, I was in Rome studying as
Speaker 5: a seminarian in the summer, and we were about, I
Speaker 5: don't know, fifteen twenty feet from him, and I just
Speaker 5: felt like I was in the presence of my grandfather.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, just a holy He made people feel like that,
Speaker 4: he did, and that's what we needed at the time.
Speaker 5: So I don't know, are we going to get a
Speaker 5: conservative pope, a traditional pope. We're going to get the
Speaker 5: pope that we need.
Speaker 4: Okay, and then Dwight, now we're talking about earlier. We
Speaker 4: see these movies of the archives, like what's down there,
Speaker 4: Like there's a library. But and then there's stuff that
Speaker 4: they've collected the arch or the Catholic Church is collected for.
Speaker 5: At the Vatican. Yeah, yes, yeah, they do there in
Speaker 5: the public archives. Is there public there's secret archives.
Speaker 1: There's secret archives. What's down there? Man, I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's because it's a secret there you go because our
Speaker 4: imaginations go to these incredible.
Speaker 3: I think you got Christopher Columbus down there in the baker,
Speaker 3: you get Jimmy Hoff.
Speaker 5: But you know what I mean, it'll be interesting. I
Speaker 5: mean two thousand years we've been doing this right. So
Speaker 5: there's artifacts, there's things from previous popes, previous saints. The
Speaker 5: bones of Saint Peter are underneath Saint Peter's You.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? We got them, baby, we got them?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Simon.
Speaker 4: And if the Church's little money will sell a you.
Speaker 5: That there's an exciting time, is exciting fragments of his bones? Well,
Speaker 5: the first time I saw it because we got to
Speaker 5: tour down there. I thought it was going to be Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's it's fragments, little pieces of scientifically proven possible that
Speaker 5: those bones are and they've been declared about the church.
Speaker 1: Boom, we got you.
Speaker 4: So Dwight did the tour with us for the fish
Speaker 4: fries and the summer picnics, and we we almost converted it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there was a test you gotta take.
Speaker 1: Now, there's no test, father, shand you can't just say, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm a Catholic. It's open book, an open book test.
Speaker 1: It's a test. Nonetheless, Father, we're getting we still got time.
Speaker 4: Okay. So I love the call. I think what I'm
Speaker 4: going to walk away with from this interview is we're
Speaker 4: going to get the pope we need. I think that's
Speaker 4: what the answer I needed as a Catholic because I
Speaker 4: just I don't know what's going to happen.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 5: Well, remember he's not just the Pope of the Catholic Church.
Speaker 5: He's responsible for every single soul in the world. Can
Speaker 5: I one point four billion.
Speaker 1: Catholics one point four billion Catholics?
Speaker 5: As our Holy Father, He's also responsible for every single
Speaker 5: little soul created by God. That's that's what the church believes.
Speaker 5: He is our Holy Father. And we're not there yet.
Speaker 5: We still got some morning to do. We got some
Speaker 5: congregations and some meetings, and our cardinals got to get
Speaker 5: everybo got to get there safely, and one hundred and
Speaker 5: thirty five of them will be in that room.
Speaker 2: Can I take a stab at a joke?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 4: Is?
Speaker 5: You use it in a homley?
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: Isn't it true that when you go down to the
Speaker 3: Vatican basement and you see Peter's bones, you say, hey,
Speaker 3: are you Peter's bones?
Speaker 1: And it'll say no three times?
Speaker 5: That's terrible, Okay, terrible?
Speaker 1: Right's in there, laughing laugh.
Speaker 7: You're gonna go to hill do I?
Speaker 4: No, No, I'm not pray for the nurse. We need, yeah,
Speaker 4: pray for yeah. And here's what Father Shane said to
Speaker 4: us a little while ago. And we and Jackie and
Speaker 4: I have been doing that. Pray for the priests, pray
Speaker 4: for you, you said, because Father Shane was like, you know,
Speaker 4: we don't need those prayers to You have one of
Speaker 4: those jobs that people think it's twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 1: There's there's no minute. All you told me you work
Speaker 1: twenty four I do.
Speaker 4: In my own head. Uh, but you, Uh, we appreciate
Speaker 4: you carving time out for us to expect me to
Speaker 4: be it make people feel better fun, I mean people.
Speaker 5: Everybody's talking about it. You walked into a store before
Speaker 5: coming here. I'm more in my collar. They're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: we don't have a pope, and I'm like, no, we
Speaker 5: don't know, we don't yet.
Speaker 4: You know, we had two, then we had one, now
Speaker 4: we had zero. All right, Father Shane, Holy Trinity, thank
Speaker 4: you so much.
Speaker 2: Good to see it.
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Speaker 4: radio at forty w a chance. All right, we won
Speaker 4: yesterday right in spite of you, in spite of you,
Speaker 4: in spite of me, in spite.
Speaker 1: Okay, even though he tried to sabotage. I didn't try
Speaker 1: to sabotage.
Speaker 2: I just.
Speaker 4: All right, my best, Uh do uh do your worst?
Speaker 4: Rick for reeling in the years where we guess what
Speaker 4: year these songs charted.
Speaker 3: Before we do that, though, can I just say something, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think Father Shane was jealous of my saint Peter Joe.
Speaker 1: I don't think that jealous.
Speaker 2: I think he should be a bigger man than that,
Speaker 2: being a father.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he should and he should just recognize talent
Speaker 3: and not be jealous of it.
Speaker 4: Marie and Mariol and I were in the studio. You
Speaker 4: were going, We were we were saying out loud. We
Speaker 4: thought it was brave of you to walk that tight
Speaker 4: rope of terrible.
Speaker 1: Joke it live radio. Look was laughing. Rick was laughing
Speaker 1: at the downfall you.
Speaker 2: Rick, Rick, you were laughing.
Speaker 7: I thought it was funny.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: See there you go, and everybody.
Speaker 3: Knows exhibit A. Rick is the funniest person off the show.
Speaker 1: Oh he is. Wow, Okay, I just.
Speaker 7: Are, thanks, guys.
Speaker 3: I just had I just had to get that off
Speaker 3: my chest because Father Shandy, if you were listening right now,
Speaker 3: I just expected more of you.
Speaker 1: Peter's bones denied it three times. He's terrible. Hey, Peter's bones.
Speaker 2: No, are you Peter's bones?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Are you Peter's bones?
Speaker 1: No? Terrible?
Speaker 2: Get it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we get it all right?
Speaker 2: The years baby all right.
Speaker 8: Top four songs on the Billboard Chart on this day
Speaker 8: and okay, here we go, Number four.
Speaker 1: Eric Clapton layd downs. Let's see this is seventies, like
Speaker 1: four right, maybe later seventy six.
Speaker 4: This was an unbelievably huge radio hit. Even in the nineties.
Speaker 4: We played this song over and over and over again.
Speaker 2: I could go the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: I never hear this. I'm with you. You know what
Speaker 1: song makes me nauseous? By Clapton? Which one?
Speaker 2: The Bob Marley cover.
Speaker 1: I Shut the Shed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a radio that's a radio of one too.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I can't tell.
Speaker 1: Some radio programs are programmers are wrong? But that song
Speaker 1: doesn't test well. You understand.
Speaker 3: Seventy people in a holiday in conference room eating a
Speaker 3: sub sandwich told me that was a good song.
Speaker 1: They liked the hook.
Speaker 8: That's where music was born, in the holiday in the
Speaker 8: conference room.
Speaker 7: I don't care, that's all right.
Speaker 1: Second song, we go, Here we go Number three three, three,
Speaker 1: three seventy four. No, I like your I like your
Speaker 1: saying four seventy five. Now can it's my with that,
Speaker 1: it's you.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't pee.
Speaker 2: I can't do that either, And I can't thing. I'm
Speaker 2: finding it hard.
Speaker 1: To do in it thing.
Speaker 4: You are a fanelough, I'm unapologetically a fan of Oh
Speaker 4: all right, I'm about seventy four to seventy five right now.
Speaker 7: Okay, that was number three. Here is number two right here?
Speaker 4: Oh no, disco scene, that's that. This is on the
Speaker 4: soundtrack of This is Disco. This is on the soundtrack
Speaker 4: to Saturday Night Fever. It's nineteen seventy eight. Nineteen seventy
Speaker 4: eight is yes, this is on the soundtrack.
Speaker 3: I don't know why, how we know what just earlier
Speaker 3: seventies song and it made it on the sound.
Speaker 4: Right, No, you're right, but I'm just saying it is
Speaker 4: on the soundtrack of in Saturday Night Fever was seventy eight.
Speaker 1: I work on my hair and then he hits.
Speaker 3: It and you got the Then he hits it and
Speaker 3: you get the gray.
Speaker 7: Of Okay, that was song number two.
Speaker 1: That was a one hit or later that was a
Speaker 1: one hit wonderful.
Speaker 2: It's got the whole disco sound.
Speaker 8: She was in the Jesus Christ Superstar Original album back
Speaker 8: in the early seventies.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's the one that had Deep purples lead singer.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, she did the song I Don't know how
Speaker 7: to love him? Think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm more of a Ted Neely Carl Anderson.
Speaker 7: Guy.
Speaker 1: Can we move on?
Speaker 7: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: That's what you sound like when you say stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Can we move on?
Speaker 2: I have Ted Neely guy.
Speaker 7: I'm glad I'm not the only one you make fun
Speaker 7: of so far.
Speaker 1: No one.
Speaker 7: Okay, here we go. Number one on this day, number
Speaker 7: one whatever.
Speaker 4: I'd seventy eight, that's begs, It's over seventy. It's p
Speaker 4: G seventy eight.
Speaker 8: Man, Come on, dude, I was in fourteth grade.
Speaker 7: That's it.
Speaker 1: Nineteen seventy eight broke. I told you. That was it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was it. That way to Ghost lick Rick.
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Speaker 2: breaking alignment.
Speaker 3: On Saturday, Beijing hosted the first ever half marathon race
Speaker 3: between humanoid robots and human runners.
Speaker 1: Ooh, how do we do? How did those humans do
Speaker 1: versus robots?
Speaker 3: Well, I'll let you know in a second, But when
Speaker 3: can we just stop experimenting with this crap that's going
Speaker 3: to take over the world.
Speaker 1: The only thing it'll end it is when the robots
Speaker 1: kill us.
Speaker 3: Right, we're a smart blender in my house? Oh does
Speaker 3: my toature have to be smarter than me?
Speaker 8: I know?
Speaker 4: Well I will say this on that note, because we're
Speaker 4: all gonna dive either robots or a virus like that
Speaker 4: series What's the Last of Us?
Speaker 7: Or no?
Speaker 1: Or maybe is it called the Last of Us?
Speaker 2: What about a virus invented by the robots?
Speaker 1: Exactly? No, that's how it's gonna happen. Shit down for
Speaker 1: two weeks and flat you could.
Speaker 4: There is a huge curveball or a huge event in
Speaker 4: the second episode of season two, like Jack and I.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me. I didn't say what it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're just enough a jerk to do it.
Speaker 4: Only to you off the air. But we jumped up.
Speaker 4: We were like that can't be No. So I'm just
Speaker 4: telling you and that is a wild show.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 4: No, it's a good show. That's why I don't really
Speaker 4: get what these They're like vegetable zombies.
Speaker 3: That's why I want to wait until it's all out
Speaker 3: and then Bene watch it like a normal person.
Speaker 4: And here's the thing, because their jerkfaces, they drop them
Speaker 4: Sundays at ninety what.
Speaker 1: Are you doing on man? Drop it just on Sunday.
Speaker 3: Just like twelve oh one Sunday morning. Come on, nah,
Speaker 3: put it out there nine pm. One of my Paris
Speaker 3: Hilton staying up till not man Sunday lives to live?
Speaker 1: What was I? Oh? Yeah? On Saturday? Who won the race?
Speaker 3: Beijing hosted the first ever half marathon between humanoid robots
Speaker 3: and human runners. Thirteen point one mile foot race featured
Speaker 3: twenty one robotic competitors that had to follow basic rules.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 2: Here's the two basic rules.
Speaker 3: They had to resemble a human sort of, and they
Speaker 3: had to have the ability to run or walk.
Speaker 4: Okay, stop, I've never seen a robot run. That seems
Speaker 4: to me like something that might be scary. Have you
Speaker 4: ever seen a robot run?
Speaker 3: Of course I have down at the robots store, that's
Speaker 3: the first thing I say. Hey, if I'm going to
Speaker 3: buy these JBX thirty two fifty, I want to see
Speaker 3: it run first. And I also want to know if
Speaker 3: it has a certain hole to store my personal belongings.
Speaker 1: Who won the race?
Speaker 3: Well, good news is humans won the race. Yes, here's
Speaker 3: what happened. The robots top finishing time was two hours
Speaker 3: and forty minutes.
Speaker 2: That got destroyed by the human.
Speaker 3: The human that ran the race, he did it in
Speaker 3: one hour at two minutes despite the laws. All the
Speaker 3: robots scientists, which I get mistaken for a lot when
Speaker 3: I go out and whatnot, they said, hey, we got
Speaker 3: a robot question. Are you a robot scientist by any chance?
Speaker 3: And I gotta let them know no, no, no, I'm just
Speaker 3: the best.
Speaker 2: Journalist in the world.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 3: But the robot scientists were thrilled with the advancements. They said,
Speaker 3: the improvements are going to be even better for the
Speaker 3: next year's race.
Speaker 1: E They're just going to get better.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? They let's teach him how to think.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
Speaker 4: If I'm not sure, if I was sitting there drinking
Speaker 4: a cup of coffee, sitting in a chair, on the
Speaker 4: side of the road and a robot came around the
Speaker 4: corner and was running at full steam, I'd be like,
Speaker 4: what is going on?
Speaker 1: Right? Would you not be on alert?
Speaker 4: Like, if you want to watch a robot walk, you
Speaker 4: go ill you know it's a robot.
Speaker 1: It looks like a human. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: But if you saw one running, you'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 4: what's going on here?
Speaker 1: You dude? Creepy bro?
Speaker 2: Can't you just limit them? Yes, let's just limit.
Speaker 4: The supposedly, but that would be great. But supposedly. Now,
Speaker 4: the AI guy said, well, the other day AI computer
Speaker 4: did something we didn't tell it to do, So I'm
Speaker 4: like the concern on this mister computer guy's face was like,
Speaker 4: this is really watershed moment.
Speaker 1: Stuff.
Speaker 4: Computers to only do what you programmed it to do.
Speaker 4: This computer did something we didn't tell it to do.
Speaker 4: If I were in charge all.
Speaker 3: This stuff, I would pull the plug on this quicker
Speaker 3: than my wife's gonna pull the plug on me when
Speaker 3: I'm in shady Acres thirty years from to day.
Speaker 1: Yeah quick.
Speaker 4: I do want them all to have English accents, like
Speaker 4: the name or the voices from the robots, because it'll
Speaker 4: seem friendlier.
Speaker 2: I kind of want an Asian accent.
Speaker 4: No, no, no British like, excell.
Speaker 1: What's the gold? What's the gold? One? In Star Wars
Speaker 1: EP three? Ou no?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, look at this.
Speaker 1: We have a dog man on our space ship. Dog
Speaker 1: man man bac hud goodness.
Speaker 4: And if you know him really well, yeah you call
Speaker 4: him chewy.
Speaker 1: Oh what's chew?
Speaker 2: And then there a little fat robot like me goes.
Speaker 1: You're r G two you'r R a little can I
Speaker 1: say midget?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: You gotta say very Brickley challenged.
Speaker 4: There was a little vertically challenge dude inside that little thing. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know when he had the little remote control.
Speaker 2: You know what his name was?
Speaker 1: What? Rick?
Speaker 2: Donnington? The second? No, it was you know why R two?
Speaker 2: Rick was the R.
Speaker 3: The two was the second, and then Donnington was the
Speaker 3: D and then the second again, I can't tell if
Speaker 3: you're no mind.
Speaker 1: Damn it.
Speaker 5: That was pretty good though, Thank you. You have me
Speaker 5: almost believing it.
Speaker 1: Thank you. What's it like being the best liar in history?
Speaker 3: That's pretty darn good. Hey did you eat the last
Speaker 3: pop tart? We had pop tarts? He didn't even know
Speaker 3: we had pop tarts. He couldn't be guilty.
Speaker 1: Give me one. We got Rick, I don't have access
Speaker 1: to him.
Speaker 7: Okay, hanging on here, I got it on my paper here.
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Speaker 2: I'm a tease, but you're gonna want to hear about
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Speaker 1: Baby. Okay, good, okay, need another one? Yeah?
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Speaker 9: Nina and Pinta, Santa.
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