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Speaker 2: All that stuff contribute to the show. Various tears. Uh
Speaker 2: to do with that. We just did an episode with Jalen,
Speaker 2: Me and Kingston sat down with our with our friend
Speaker 2: of many many years I think decades at this point. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're all going on to uh so Yeah, it's been
Speaker 2: uh people, people seem to like it. We didn't do
Speaker 2: credits at the end of that episode, and people are like,
Speaker 2: nobody's really complaining about it.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to address it. That's not like a
Speaker 3: change that's happening.
Speaker 2: We kind of I planned it to be kind of
Speaker 2: an extra AMMO and then we were kind of going longer,
Speaker 2: and then I realized that we weren't even looking at
Speaker 2: the questions really, so is this like what is this?
Speaker 2: So I just considered it, like I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 2: I just considered it a special episode.
Speaker 4: There was no because we talked about this before. I
Speaker 4: already made plans on Monday, so there was no way.
Speaker 4: I wasn't doing an I.
Speaker 2: Was like, no, no, I know I was, but I
Speaker 2: was thinking, like, oh, maybe it'll be an extra AMMO
Speaker 2: that we'll just put out for everybody or something that'll
Speaker 2: be it. Yeah, we're doing an extra AMO today anyway,
Speaker 2: right what I mean it would be like an extra
Speaker 2: extra Ammo.
Speaker 4: But that's kind of how because we didn't because we
Speaker 4: we do shows now on Monday and then Wednesday we
Speaker 4: do a show in an extra AMMO. Sure if on Sunday,
Speaker 4: if you guys did an extra Ammo all that would
Speaker 4: have done. Was there needs to be a show on
Speaker 4: Monday and Wednesday, but not an extra AMMO And I
Speaker 4: was like, no, I'm busy on Monday. Even if the
Speaker 4: show was an hour, it was gonna be a regular show.
Speaker 1: I was like no. I was like, no, you did.
Speaker 4: I mean if anything to me, I'm like, this was
Speaker 4: a special episode. I even cause look, man, I also
Speaker 4: I appreciate the people and their money and the credit
Speaker 4: what we do. I appreciate that, but y'all, you you're
Speaker 4: taking massive. I cut out the part where you guys
Speaker 4: were saying some really bad stuff about the credits, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I don't want
Speaker 4: these people to feel bad and feel not encouraged to
Speaker 4: give us money. I look, this guy really he was
Speaker 4: just like, man, it's fucking it's not as good as
Speaker 4: you think.
Speaker 1: It's terrible.
Speaker 3: I was just like, I was like, goddamn, do.
Speaker 1: You go some of the names the fucking dude, the Beatles, man,
Speaker 1: I fucking hate that shit. Dude. Whatever. Look, look, I
Speaker 1: appreciate the money you give me. I'm sure I appreciate that,
Speaker 1: but you get that's such a that's such a nothing.
Speaker 1: I appreciate I appreciate the fact that you guys are
Speaker 1: helping us live our lives. You hate. The money you
Speaker 1: give me is so great. But let me explain, I
Speaker 1: cannot like the Beatles, the the fucking sextapaides of Beetles.
Speaker 1: It is absolutely one of the things I hate the most.
Speaker 2: Now, well, you're doing a great job at making sure
Speaker 2: it continues.
Speaker 1: You can't stand it. I want I'm gonna You're gonna
Speaker 1: turned me into a you know what's interesting?
Speaker 4: So uh, I don't know if Jalen ever caught any
Speaker 4: of these shows, but I have a feeling maybe he has,
Speaker 4: because he genuinely seemed disappointed you guys didn't do the credits.
Speaker 4: Like I was looking at his his his his mannerism,
Speaker 4: It's like, are you are you sure? Like he was
Speaker 4: just like like, because there's a lot we were enjoy Yeah,
Speaker 4: that part of the show, because it's so stupid.
Speaker 2: No, I I agree. In fairness, we recorded way later
Speaker 2: than we thought we would. Uh, stuff came up earlier
Speaker 2: in that day for him, so he came later. And
Speaker 2: then so I went, oh, yeah, I went to your
Speaker 2: place to grab the the stuff we need to record,
Speaker 2: which is mainly like a flash drive and a a
Speaker 2: NSD card and then I we got and then Jalen
Speaker 2: got here, and I was like, oh, I'm stupid. We
Speaker 2: don't we all bring our mics and so we didn't
Speaker 2: have a mic for Jalen and so I had to
Speaker 2: like either of us thought of that. Yes, somehow, I
Speaker 2: was just like, I thought stupid.
Speaker 1: Immediately we were picking up the mic from you, the
Speaker 1: sun was on his waist starting to set, and we
Speaker 1: were like, if we would wear a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a nine when we left, yeah, and
Speaker 2: Jaymen was tired, so we made some coffee. So like
Speaker 2: by the time we ended the recording was like nine
Speaker 2: thirty and so I was just like, let's.
Speaker 4: Yeah this way, uh, Jojo and I went to downtown
Speaker 4: we have something to eat, and you said when you
Speaker 4: showed up, and you were like, let me know when
Speaker 4: you guys are back or whatever it may and bring
Speaker 4: it back or something. So by the time we were done,
Speaker 4: which was around nine thirty U or whatever, I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's probably way too late. I'll get it tomorrow. And
Speaker 4: then you were like, oh, no, we just finished. I
Speaker 4: was like what yeah. I was like, I was like wait.
Speaker 4: My first thought was how fucking long? Is the episode, right,
Speaker 4: it's not even not that long. It's take all of
Speaker 4: our shorter ones because of the no credits. But people
Speaker 4: seem to like it, which is cool.
Speaker 2: I was my thought was, like, did anybody even get
Speaker 2: a care about because it's so inside baseball that like
Speaker 2: a lot of stuff we're talking about is really only
Speaker 2: you know, relevant to us.
Speaker 3: No, it was people seemed to like it.
Speaker 1: No, that's cool.
Speaker 2: We'll have him on again for sure at some point
Speaker 2: in the future when we have when we remember more stuff.
Speaker 4: And the chemistry was great to have. Jalen has a
Speaker 4: really good voice.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, he's he's actually for not being a podcast
Speaker 1: or his voice is very steady, which was really uh surprising,
Speaker 1: Like looking at his audio on the mic and stuff,
Speaker 1: and uh, it wasn't like, uh, depending on like a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff, I'll use different I'll use different ratios
Speaker 1: for who's audio I'm compressing and so like I didn't
Speaker 1: have to do as much compression for him because it
Speaker 1: was pretty steady, like he just even when he's talking low,
Speaker 1: it's still like loud. No, it was.
Speaker 4: It was really interesting because that's it. It's just an
Speaker 4: interesting thing to you wouldn't expect that. A lot of
Speaker 4: times you expect somebody like the their MIC's completely they
Speaker 4: they don't know what the's going on. So it was
Speaker 4: it was really pleasant experience. He has a very smooth,
Speaker 4: milky voice too.
Speaker 1: He got a great voice.
Speaker 4: I was like, nigga, should I don't know, maybe a
Speaker 4: side podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't know, if you know something to do. Poetry, poetry, slams,
Speaker 1: that's right, poetry which just published a book of it.
Speaker 1: We have it, we bought it.
Speaker 3: But uh, yeah, I'm called it's called.
Speaker 1: Uh, I forgot what it's called.
Speaker 2: I actually do know what it's called. I was gonna
Speaker 2: make up some bullshit. I don't remember what it's called exactly,
Speaker 2: but now it.
Speaker 3: Now it feels mean.
Speaker 1: I was like, whatever, whatever, it's all good. But yeah, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so appreciate that. Uh and uh, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Did anything happen really that we were that. Yes, today
Speaker 2: in general for us to talk about, oh yeah, O,
Speaker 2: our Biden's got a swollen like colon or something walnut
Speaker 2: or something. He's got a swollen colon. Swollen colon, Biden.
Speaker 4: Swollen colon. How did they find out? You think Jill
Speaker 4: finally like was like like pegging him or something. He's like, Oh,
Speaker 4: this kind of feels.
Speaker 1: You've got polyps, your wife pegging, your dementia version of
Speaker 1: yourself is so be there. Remember you love this, you
Speaker 1: love that. I I I suppose Okay, yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: he's got a giant bowser dildo, a dilda like that
Speaker 1: when you were showing you sent me that reel of
Speaker 1: that Russian guy and he's going to security. I hate
Speaker 1: that video.
Speaker 2: Like there's this guy who has like a video series
Speaker 2: of him just trying, like walking through security checkpoints with
Speaker 2: a duffel bag, and there's nothing in the duffel bag
Speaker 2: but a hulking dil Like I think that's the size
Speaker 2: of like your arm is huge.
Speaker 3: It's he's like, he's like Russian too, He's like random Russian.
Speaker 1: Makes it funny is that every time people see it,
Speaker 1: they jump there so closely. It comes backwards a little
Speaker 1: bit like it's a bomber. It's a flash bag. I
Speaker 1: love it with the audio.
Speaker 2: Crazy if if crazy, if you put like like a
Speaker 2: stink bomb in there too, Oh it opens.
Speaker 1: It's just like a.
Speaker 4: Ranked giant fucking I had a similar experience working at Amazon,
Speaker 4: where you know, you just handle a bunch of stuff
Speaker 4: and then I just grabbed this box to put in
Speaker 4: the package or whatever, and then it wasn't sealed, and
Speaker 4: then a big black dildo.
Speaker 3: Just fell out. I was like, what do you get
Speaker 3: to see? Do you get to see who bought what?
Speaker 1: No? Unfortunately, then give me the information because I would
Speaker 1: have tracked them down. I would have found the cause,
Speaker 1: like I have your dealtough personally delivered it to them.
Speaker 1: I don't care where it was the world.
Speaker 2: It was in fucking Iceland.
Speaker 1: I go to Iceland, over the fucking waters. Here you go,
Speaker 1: you drop you dropped something like doing that, like like
Speaker 1: tailing that person for weeks and creating the best pot,
Speaker 1: Like you dropped something just the end of the dildo, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: I thought this god lost in the mail much. It's
Speaker 1: like a glove. It's like putting a pen inside of
Speaker 1: the pencap. That is.
Speaker 4: I can't fucking believe that. Like who, Like I'm assuming
Speaker 4: it was, like it had to be like that Russian guy.
Speaker 4: It must have been for a bit.
Speaker 1: No, No, probably some people just using it.
Speaker 3: Someone's definitely using it.
Speaker 1: One of my friends, one of my friends, one of
Speaker 1: my friends.
Speaker 2: One of my friends can't sit down anymore. Without, you know,
Speaker 2: just just shooting shopping all over themselves.
Speaker 1: One of my a dildo.
Speaker 2: The size, I think it's I think it's my height.
Speaker 2: I think it's end with you know, and it kind
Speaker 2: of looks and it kind of looks like it's kind
Speaker 2: of strung and I've never seen it.
Speaker 1: Hm hmm. Yeah, you realize you're a dildough. It's crazy,
Speaker 1: you're a sentient dildo. I should retalize that you become
Speaker 1: an animal.
Speaker 3: That's that's Toy Story five.
Speaker 1: It is Toy Story five. It should be. And it's
Speaker 1: like the only logical place for the classic fucking like
Speaker 1: joke of course was like one point zero. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: it was fucking Andy's new toy. It was a fucking vibrator.
Speaker 1: It's like, hey, like it.
Speaker 2: But it's also the only place left at this point
Speaker 2: for that to like what could you do with it?
Speaker 3: There is a Toy Story five, apparently there is.
Speaker 1: That is happening. I can't stop milking this fucking franchise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people don't even play with toys anymore. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: No, they do, but not the same way though not
Speaker 1: in the same not like we did. It is just
Speaker 1: not the same way like they play with toys. But
Speaker 1: it's not like it's heavily spliced. It's it's less spliced
Speaker 1: than like, so like fucking phones and ship. What the
Speaker 1: fuck did you just say? Because they usually like my nephew, right,
Speaker 1: he plays with toys, So he does like toys.
Speaker 2: How do you know?
Speaker 1: Because I have I'm present in his life, sure, and
Speaker 1: I buy him toys. Liar, that's crazy, But I'm always here.
Speaker 1: I'm trying what I'm trying to break the cycle of
Speaker 1: not having attendive family.
Speaker 2: Man, So really, I'm trying to break the cycle of
Speaker 2: having attention family.
Speaker 1: Dude, must be nice.
Speaker 2: Now everybody gives me ship every every Thanksgiving? How come
Speaker 2: you never call because I'm brain damage and I can't remember?
Speaker 1: Damn dude, A sweet deal.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, that's my excuse anyway.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't want to be boxed.
Speaker 4: I forgot you got one match, you know, Yeah that's
Speaker 4: all it took.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that's that's my That's like my version of
Speaker 2: when people like say, uh like they say that they're veterans,
Speaker 2: but they were like paper pushers, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah I served this country like you did.
Speaker 2: Like not to minimize it necessarily, yes, but you can't
Speaker 2: go out there and then be like listen, you know,
Speaker 2: like talk as if.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like lying by.
Speaker 2: There's so many things to side.
Speaker 1: I started the day and the pen was out of ink,
Speaker 1: Like okay, big deal, I'm minimized the fun out of that. Dude.
Speaker 1: I'm not no, not for sorry, no, no, I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that I have too many people in
Speaker 1: my family that were in direct combat. That's for me
Speaker 1: to be like, you matter your secretary, like suck a dick, right.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It's like you served, but like you didn't serve in
Speaker 2: the way that people are, the way that that colloquially
Speaker 2: is understood. You can't go around saying that. Yeah, in
Speaker 2: my opinion, one thing.
Speaker 4: That I also learned at least this is I guess
Speaker 4: it's kind of anecdotal from the from the soldiers that
Speaker 4: I know that they don't want to be thanked. They
Speaker 4: don't even like the whole that whole thing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: they don't even like that ship. So it's like always
Speaker 4: the ones that are the faith the mail man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it depends on what they serve for. It's like
Speaker 1: because obviously like most special forest niggas don't really like
Speaker 1: talking about it because they're traumatized. Most of them are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like I did, should I really I don't
Speaker 1: agree with anymore most of them.
Speaker 4: Memory I told you about you guys had a gaff
Speaker 4: about talking about my friend that you saw the the
Speaker 4: cooked baby like that, like he's one of those people.
Speaker 1: He's traumatized.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's one of those people that like, it's just yeah, man,
Speaker 4: I was there, saw some ship.
Speaker 2: You delivered that in a way that it wasn't so
Speaker 2: much what you said, but like the way that whole
Speaker 2: emphasis of the two bees on baby killed.
Speaker 1: Me for some baby.
Speaker 4: And you're right, because well you can't tell any other
Speaker 4: way because of how shocking it was a bowl or
Speaker 4: a plate or.
Speaker 1: Something he did specify. I never considered there being some
Speaker 1: china under the baby. I never considered that with some
Speaker 1: fucking I never considered what.
Speaker 3: That weird p paper that comes with bacon.
Speaker 1: I never even thought about, like, oh wow, so a plate,
Speaker 1: a bowl.
Speaker 2: With like a napkin on top.
Speaker 1: Oft have one of those covers of the microwave being
Speaker 1: get dirty. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: But yeah, there's a difference between like walking in on
Speaker 2: a cooked baby, and I don't know, signing a document,
Speaker 2: you know, yeah.
Speaker 4: Being like a secretary for the fucking like the the
Speaker 4: captain or whatever, one of those exos that are just
Speaker 4: jazzing off in the tents and beating the local women
Speaker 4: or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's even like pencil pusher jobs that I would
Speaker 2: consider kind of like, hr, I bet is a nightmare
Speaker 2: over there? Yeah, look, such a thing. Respect you for
Speaker 2: even being over there. Well, I can't even say I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: It's one of those fine lines where it's like, I
Speaker 2: it's insensitive to say.
Speaker 4: It's like, I feel bad for the people that are
Speaker 4: misled into doing a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3: Like that that gotta go over there, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But at the end of the day, I'm I'm
Speaker 4: also I don't necessarily, if I'm being honest, I don't
Speaker 4: really have respect for soldiers. I don't think I think
Speaker 4: I think we're so not that we are. I think
Speaker 4: we should be so far past this bullshit.
Speaker 1: Sure, right, that's the thing that's upsetting to me, Like,
Speaker 1: as just like a humanitarian, the fact that it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: war is just normal. Still, you know.
Speaker 2: What's crazy though, it is like I have more, I
Speaker 2: have way more respect for soldiers than I do for cops.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know what I.
Speaker 2: Mean, Like there's something about it, like because at the
Speaker 2: very least, like what is it for you, like in
Speaker 2: my opinion, like if you're a soldier, and this changes
Speaker 2: depending on the time and history of course, Like there
Speaker 2: were times where it's just like yeah, I mean go
Speaker 2: kill the Nazis, you know what I mean, Like that's
Speaker 2: that's a cool thing to do.
Speaker 1: But like.
Speaker 2: I think because you're trading something significant to do it.
Speaker 2: You know, like if you like, okay, you you are
Speaker 2: misled into believing something, but you're actually like standing on
Speaker 2: business as opposed to like a cop who's like I
Speaker 2: just want to be an asshole and stop people on
Speaker 2: the street.
Speaker 1: Cops like right, but.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking about the Venn diagram.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about like as separate entities, which is like
Speaker 2: everybody in my family is that.
Speaker 4: Like the people who were like when to the police academy,
Speaker 4: that is something that I actually I did it do.
Speaker 1: I thought, remember, I want to become a cop.
Speaker 3: No, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I want to be on a cop. And I was
Speaker 1: like twenty I thought about going to the cop and
Speaker 1: I was like, do you know you when you were
Speaker 1: twenty yes when I was like eighteen.
Speaker 3: I don't remember you before yesterday quite.
Speaker 2: For instance, you do have yeah, I don't know, Kevin
Speaker 2: Lucky Lucky.
Speaker 3: I don't actually I envy you. I don't know, I
Speaker 3: envy me.
Speaker 1: Two What how great would life be though?
Speaker 2: If you just like you you were just if you're
Speaker 2: just Joe Biden and you just had no idea what
Speaker 2: was going on?
Speaker 1: Joe Biden like, oh, I have some cancer or something.
Speaker 1: At a certain point, I think it's fun. At first,
Speaker 1: it's probably really scary. I bet Joe Biden like at
Speaker 1: first is probably terrifying. Then at a certain level becomes awesome.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I bet Joe Biden has has a level of like
Speaker 2: cognitive inability where like he'll probably heal himself from the
Speaker 2: cancer by like my mind over mattering it, you know.
Speaker 2: Or it's like if if he just forgets that he
Speaker 2: has it enough, it'll just go away because it feels
Speaker 2: like it's not being paid attention to.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've done that.
Speaker 3: I feel like if that's what I'm doing by not
Speaker 3: going to the doctor.
Speaker 1: Ever, if Joe Biden says, mayha, it'll come out of
Speaker 1: his head something. If you knew.
Speaker 4: He dragon ball is, yeah, that'd be terrified to keep
Speaker 4: him away from that ye warhammer.
Speaker 2: But he's not creative enough to think to imagine anything
Speaker 2: that would really benefit him, Like he can only imagine
Speaker 2: himself giving speeches. That kind of makes sense.
Speaker 1: I'm young again and he's fucking twenty. I'm young gay
Speaker 1: and he's young. Joe Biden, he should Joe Biden. How
Speaker 1: like eighty something.
Speaker 4: He's probably like, he's probably eighty eight.
Speaker 2: Does colon cancer even matter if you're that old. Apparently
Speaker 2: it does to him because he's gonna I know it's
Speaker 2: in his bones or something.
Speaker 1: He's gonna go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it metastasized to its fucking.
Speaker 2: Which is crazy because that means he's been megasick for
Speaker 2: a long time, which I know is not surprising.
Speaker 4: A lot of people are like speculating about the efficacy
Speaker 4: in the morale wheeling him out, but.
Speaker 2: It's like, dude, is that not every No. I do
Speaker 2: think there's a difference. I think it was particularly bad
Speaker 2: considering these relics. Well, it's more considering the fact that,
Speaker 2: like they knew that that was the case clearly, and
Speaker 2: then they wheeled him out late enough to avoid an
Speaker 2: open primary. Then I think is actually fucking genuinely ridiculous. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like fuck you for doing that, Like that's that's outrageously irresponsible.
Speaker 4: It's but it's it's more, it just adds to it
Speaker 4: because it was already fucked up enough, and now knowing this,
Speaker 4: it's like extra exactly, it's like great, thanks, thanks, Not
Speaker 4: that it changes my opinion one way or the other,
Speaker 4: the Democrats, the whole I feel any No, man, this
Speaker 4: actually didn't do anything for me hearing this information.
Speaker 2: It was just like it just like reinforced what I felt.
Speaker 1: It was just like this fucking old cunt.
Speaker 2: It's just more old people refusing to fucking let go
Speaker 2: of this one modicum even though they have all the
Speaker 2: power already. Like you are dying of ass cancer, dude,
Speaker 2: go home.
Speaker 1: No, why would I do that when I could done?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Why could I? No?
Speaker 2: Here's the deal, Jack, here's my ass is swollen.
Speaker 1: I think it's not even him.
Speaker 2: I think it's at a certain point it's gotta be
Speaker 2: him at some point.
Speaker 4: That one day that ruined his actual chance, when he
Speaker 4: had that debate with Trump where he was completely out
Speaker 4: of it. I guarantee you he pissed entirely blood that day,
Speaker 4: Like he was just he was.
Speaker 1: Looking and he's like, oh, that's a that kool aid.
Speaker 1: That's not the same.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna worry about it. And then he just
Speaker 4: went and he had almost no blood. And that's why
Speaker 4: he just, yeah, fucking up.
Speaker 2: He didn't even notice because he just so he just
Speaker 2: looked at him, was like, woll my PE's gray like
Speaker 2: it normally is.
Speaker 1: You can't fucking see color. He's so sick. I'm sure
Speaker 1: he pissed and went to wash his hands, like, oh, look,
Speaker 1: Hawaiian punch. Put a cup in it and drink it.
Speaker 2: No way he knows what Hawaiian punch is. It's never
Speaker 2: cold Hawaiian punch. Hawaiian punch was probably invented in like
Speaker 2: nineteen thirty two, and he's it's probably still too young
Speaker 2: him to know what it is.
Speaker 1: You ever look up how old.
Speaker 2: Certain things are where you're you're like surprised, super surprised
Speaker 2: about how old is a lot of mountain dew blew
Speaker 2: me the fuck away? Yeah, old, I saw the World
Speaker 2: War two. Old, I saw the the origins.
Speaker 4: Of the Cans, and like, how it's it's uh I
Speaker 4: don't know how I saw this though, you're a dumb
Speaker 4: gamer that's retarded and ship. It just like gave me
Speaker 4: the evolution of the how the mountain dew.
Speaker 2: The younger that was like, you play video games? Did
Speaker 2: you like to know about the history of mountain dew?
Speaker 1: I was like you were like absolutely, I know.
Speaker 2: That's as far as your intellectual curiosity goes. It's like,
Speaker 2: I gotta know.
Speaker 1: Who did this logo?
Speaker 2: You know this?
Speaker 4: I want to I want to think for my MLG days, Well,
Speaker 4: did it always look like sewage mountain dew?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like mountain dew looks concerned.
Speaker 1: A little green.
Speaker 2: It looks like I remember when I found out. I
Speaker 2: remember when I found out that it was green. I
Speaker 2: always thought it was like the bottle. You know, a
Speaker 2: bottle is like the Xbox green, like serge.
Speaker 3: Wait, that's not right. Like what else a like Ecto
Speaker 3: cooler or something, you know which I energy green?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: There the what's what's one one of those one of
Speaker 4: those ginger drinks has a green bottle?
Speaker 1: However you say that, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: But mountain dude looks like you absolute shouldn't drink it.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of shit like that, man. I saw
Speaker 2: red Bull and a glass the first time. I was like,
Speaker 2: brother glass in a cup, like I see through cup,
Speaker 2: and I was like, yo, what, no wonder it's in
Speaker 2: a can.
Speaker 1: I don't want that. You could.
Speaker 3: You would never be able to pitch this.
Speaker 1: It's a very weird color. Yeah, I didn't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. It's deeply upsetting. I was a bomb fella
Speaker 1: for a period of times, so I got I've.
Speaker 2: Only had I had the only time that I've had
Speaker 2: Jager bombs ever was at Vidcoon with uh Lord Lord
Speaker 2: Vega in that hotel lobby.
Speaker 1: And it's interesting, is uh to me Yeaer bombs only?
Speaker 1: And it was it was just where I was.
Speaker 4: It must have been regional because uh, since there was
Speaker 4: a bunch of o C bros with lifted trucks and
Speaker 4: stuff and they're all retarded and listening to.
Speaker 1: Cotton malt Kings.
Speaker 4: They all had just had Monster everything Monster. So the
Speaker 4: the Yager bombs are with Monster.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I still have never had Monster in my life.
Speaker 4: So it's well, I will say it's much sweeter. It
Speaker 4: does mix a little bit better with the Yeagermeister. But
Speaker 4: also I'm not really huge fan of Yago Meister, because
Speaker 4: it tasts like black licorice, and I think that's the
Speaker 4: worst fucking candy on earth.
Speaker 1: It Actually, when I see old.
Speaker 3: People with it, I'm like, you definitely would do the
Speaker 3: great depression.
Speaker 1: I get this. We had candy.
Speaker 2: There was some black licorice drink that we had, like
Speaker 2: vidcom with I think, uh, I think Jack's Films and Eric.
Speaker 1: We did it called was it schoom?
Speaker 2: No? Schoom is the Skyrim that's yeah, something something like
Speaker 2: you're already drug. No, it's it's it sounds very similar
Speaker 2: to that. It's like what the sambuca sam buca?
Speaker 1: That's it? It was very close.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds like that sounds like some It almost sounds
Speaker 2: like either one of them could be each other, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like sambuca sounds fake as fuck.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a video game thing, but it's real.
Speaker 2: And I remember drinking It's.
Speaker 4: M It tasted the same to me, is like Jaeger.
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, it's interchangeable. I just don't understand that flavor.
Speaker 4: But also I'm somebody who because I think it's pretty
Speaker 4: bitter or is it sweet?
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't clock that flavor liquors is disgusting to me
Speaker 2: in general.
Speaker 1: I like the red one. It's fine, It's okay.
Speaker 3: It's like you like the rope.
Speaker 2: I like the rope, I think, said I like to.
Speaker 1: I guess. I mean, who doesn't really like the rope?
Speaker 2: I've been known to rope on occasion.
Speaker 4: That's actually a very good point, though. Who doesn't like
Speaker 4: rop Do you guys not like roping? No, man is
Speaker 4: not a ropesters rope rope? That's like, is that the
Speaker 4: new gooner ropeter?
Speaker 1: Crazy?
Speaker 3: That is a I would I would like to aspire
Speaker 3: to get whatever you need.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 4: Letus in iron, all this magnesium, all the good stuff
Speaker 4: and plenty of fluids, I guess. And I'm like, I
Speaker 4: want genuine ropes because I guess that's where it came
Speaker 4: from the people that can bust like champions, because it
Speaker 4: looks like elasto essentially, like they're just busting that hard. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And I'm just like, I don't I wasn't gifted with that.
Speaker 4: I want to I want to get I want to
Speaker 4: get a hole dorolled into my floor the precise of
Speaker 4: my penis, and I want to come in it to
Speaker 4: the point that I can seal it up, and then
Speaker 4: it would be like, because it's a full little vial
Speaker 4: of come I have somewhere in my house.
Speaker 1: Why I don't know. Really such a freak. I don't
Speaker 1: know really, I just want to just want to know that.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the story of the guy that store floor.
Speaker 1: We'll come back to that. Hold on.
Speaker 3: The guy he he would store come.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that ship is crazy, like put it in
Speaker 2: a jar. And then his wife found the jar in
Speaker 2: like the back of like under the sink or something
Speaker 2: in the bathroom and she was like, what is or
Speaker 2: I think she threw it out because she was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what this is.
Speaker 1: She did it just happened. Are we good? Because yeah?
Speaker 1: That was that was not normal. Yeah, go back to you.
Speaker 4: Huh okay, okay, well monitor in the situation.
Speaker 1: That was weird. It just maybe it was just a monitor.
Speaker 1: Maybe Okay did that again?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, I just didn't.
Speaker 2: But like everything went black?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so that the monitor. I guess. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: leaving this in. I don't care.
Speaker 2: That was upsetting anyway.
Speaker 3: What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1: That scared me? Oh? The guy? What did you say?
Speaker 2: The yeah? And then so she threw it out without
Speaker 2: his permission. Then he comes home one day and he's.
Speaker 1: Like, where's the where's the jar?
Speaker 2: He's like, don't touch that jar again. And I think
Speaker 2: it like advances a little bit more and if she
Speaker 2: finds it again or something, and then he confesses that
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, I've been coming in this jar and
Speaker 2: putting it in your food every now and again, which
Speaker 2: is fucking just what is it? What do you even
Speaker 2: gain from that? Like, I don't.
Speaker 1: It's such a weird sick and twist.
Speaker 4: It's it's such a weird thing to gain satisfaction from, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I guess the one thing I want to know is
Speaker 4: I want to follow up because.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I gotta know more.
Speaker 3: I would also like to.
Speaker 4: Know her genuine reaction of like what did she how
Speaker 4: did she react to finding that information?
Speaker 2: Like was she just an immediate deal breaker?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: It has to be you'd hope, hopefully, you'd hope.
Speaker 2: So that's like I don't I can't even fucking fathom
Speaker 2: like staying around after that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, is it one of those things?
Speaker 4: Do you think the guy was like he wanted her
Speaker 4: to like swallow and she just was one of those
Speaker 4: ls that wasn't down for that, so then you just
Speaker 4: kind of like fed it to her slowly.
Speaker 1: That is so crazy. That is so inese.
Speaker 2: It's like break up, if it's that important, if it's
Speaker 2: if it's that, I can't even imagine it being that important.
Speaker 2: But like, that's such a wild the leap, you know,
Speaker 2: to doing that. That's not my most goonerific. I can't
Speaker 2: even imagine taking this type of leap where you're just
Speaker 2: like God, so dude.
Speaker 1: That's so like wildly invasively.
Speaker 2: Your gooner you to yourself at least, like I really
Speaker 2: and I really can.
Speaker 1: Have you guys heard of you guys? Have you guys
Speaker 1: heard about the the gaification where like there's it's like
Speaker 1: there's this Reddit post where this guy is like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know there's a many his wife have been married
Speaker 1: for like sixteen years long having marriage's like, hey, me
Speaker 1: and your brother in law, Me and your brother in
Speaker 1: law gonna go to the Bahamas for this gay orgy
Speaker 1: and we're just gonna where'd you hear this? There's a
Speaker 1: Reddit post I read and I was like and then
Speaker 1: and then what and then what happened? And the wife
Speaker 1: supposed to be like comives like, are you gay? Like
Speaker 1: if you're gay, like that's fine, if you're queer, like
Speaker 1: that's whatever. I still love you, but like, you know,
Speaker 1: you gotta figure out. He's like, no, I'm not yet.
Speaker 1: Oh I just want to go to Bahamas and fu
Speaker 1: some But what is that something? Dude? But what did
Speaker 1: this lead to? It led to the wife finding out
Speaker 1: that he he clearly has had many a gay escapade,
Speaker 1: but refuses to admit he's gay. It's not gay, man,
Speaker 1: I'm just out here just knocking down people for just
Speaker 1: just so.
Speaker 2: He admits that he's out there fucking guys on purpose,
Speaker 2: but he's not.
Speaker 4: Not gay, Like he's like, oh, it's probably He's probably like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's for sport or something, you know, Like it's just
Speaker 4: like it's what it's like a hundred craving the hood Like.
Speaker 2: How it's like, how I'm not I'm not an alcoholic,
Speaker 2: but I like an occasional drink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like logic, how I think so probably And
Speaker 1: it's probably something around that I don't need it.
Speaker 3: I don't need it. I just every one's while you
Speaker 3: want to wrong with that?
Speaker 2: What even like it really like it's just it's more
Speaker 2: of like what it does for me isn't even though
Speaker 2: they're like it's like it's what I need.
Speaker 1: That's fucking wild, dude.
Speaker 4: It's the weird thing is with that guy situation being
Speaker 4: honest enough to be like, yeah, I fuck guy, but
Speaker 4: but the problem is the label that comes with it
Speaker 4: is the problem, not the not the not that he's
Speaker 4: actually fucking guy, but like that's yeah, it's no problem,
Speaker 4: which that's true, but like it's it's like, look, look,
Speaker 4: let's let's be real. Anybody right now that's paying attention
Speaker 4: to the NBA. There's Karl Anthony Towns kat Is. He
Speaker 4: has a family, he's got a girl, but.
Speaker 1: That nigga is he Look, I don't know.
Speaker 3: If I don't know, I would say at best he's bisexual.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised. I would not be surprised. Ended up, dude,
Speaker 1: it's crazy Like he puts an the thing that sad
Speaker 1: It saddens me. When it's time for him an interview,
Speaker 1: he puts on this like deeper like voice where he
Speaker 1: tries to hide it. But like then he has like
Speaker 1: moments where breaks like hey, what do you think is uh?
Speaker 1: What do you think is more difficult? The the SEC
Speaker 1: or the e c F like the Eastern Conference Finals
Speaker 1: and he's like the SCC, what you mean? Like it
Speaker 1: breaks character every once in a while, oh for sure,
Speaker 1: or like, uh, there's there's a fucking excellent picture of
Speaker 1: Jason Tatum. He's he's going in for a layup and
Speaker 1: he fucking not like he didn't want to foul him
Speaker 1: and he's like like, look like he's one leg up
Speaker 1: and he's like, Bro, this guy is so zesty. I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 3: I actually love his zesty attitude and I feel like
Speaker 3: it makes him play harder.
Speaker 1: I like him. I think he's really funny. It's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I love when.
Speaker 4: Every time he tries to get a foul call that
Speaker 4: they're not calling files and he's like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Oh like he's so dude.
Speaker 4: I love cat, but like it's it makes me mad
Speaker 4: that I'm like, why can't you just be like we
Speaker 4: all see it, but why can't you just be.
Speaker 1: That Maybe he is authentically I'm gonna be honest, I
Speaker 1: have I have people. There's no woman in my family
Speaker 1: that I think. I have no evidence at all.
Speaker 4: That he either likes men or has ever been with
Speaker 4: anything like that. But like his mannerisms are completely queer coded.
Speaker 4: So it's one of those things where I'm like, I
Speaker 4: wouldn't be surprised, But at the same time, it could
Speaker 4: be an anomaly where he just grew up around a
Speaker 4: lot of women.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like people tell me I have black mannerisms all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very it's very true. No, actually, I yeah,
Speaker 3: it's one. What do you said?
Speaker 1: Interesting? Yeah? Do you not agree? No, dude, the amount
Speaker 1: of time all the time says the word, you know,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. I think races probably say the end with
Speaker 1: more of the most black people.
Speaker 2: I don't say it more than most black people.
Speaker 1: He goes to sleep with do rags.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 4: You don't see it ever, never sleeping on you're sleeping
Speaker 4: with them, you know. So he goes to sleep, puts
Speaker 4: his dow rag on. He's got his waves, but then
Speaker 4: he fixed it for the podcast.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I wake up with undoing waves is insane.
Speaker 2: It takes a long time. It's why the show starts
Speaker 2: at eleven and not nine. I need time to undro
Speaker 2: my waves.
Speaker 4: I remember a time when I used to actually like
Speaker 4: really grow my my you know self, to you know,
Speaker 4: brush it down, to have my waves and then I'm
Speaker 4: just like, this takes too long, this is stupid and
Speaker 4: maintain and I got now, I gotta let me keep
Speaker 4: everything moisten and point.
Speaker 2: Let me I stop caring. I gotta cut my hair
Speaker 2: short again. It's getting It's annoying to maintain long hand.
Speaker 1: That's one strategy you get the tweezers. You take one
Speaker 1: of time with the amount of hair that you have. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's one time, probably an entire day. Why do you
Speaker 1: just grab pieces of it?
Speaker 3: He likes precision.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna waxing when they do the hair transplants.
Speaker 3: But in reverse, they actually put the follicles inside of
Speaker 3: your face.
Speaker 2: Wait, so they take parts of your body that don't
Speaker 2: grow hair, Yeah, remove them and then put them on
Speaker 2: the places that do, so.
Speaker 1: They have like hair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so hair transplants are they have these tiny like
Speaker 4: the tiny incisions and then they have to plant them in.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't take a butt hair people that people sometimes.
Speaker 3: They work, sometimes they don't. That's crazy ass hair.
Speaker 2: How did they do that? They do?
Speaker 1: Actually hair? Did you say people?
Speaker 2: Hair that's pubic hair that like it doesn't.
Speaker 1: I think it still grows and grow the same. Maybe
Speaker 1: I don't have my knowledge.
Speaker 3: It just goes at the procedure and I don't know
Speaker 3: what type of hair that is.
Speaker 2: I don't know. What I'm saying is like like people's
Speaker 2: beard hair, Like it would be weird if I use
Speaker 2: like if I was getting hair tras, I use my
Speaker 2: beard hair, that would be weird, weird because it's a
Speaker 2: completely different color.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, and it's essentially like pubic hair. It's not
Speaker 4: it's not the same consistency.
Speaker 1: So it would be weird.
Speaker 2: It would be disgusting having a full head of the
Speaker 2: places that people usually go bald, right, so like it's
Speaker 2: just a patch up here and like around the side
Speaker 2: of like it's your normal hair, and then it's a
Speaker 2: different color of like thicker like rusty hair.
Speaker 3: Doctor, can you replace my entire head of hair.
Speaker 1: With pubic hair? I can do this. I've been waiting
Speaker 1: so long. Final Soul.
Speaker 2: He opens up like a like a cabinet and takes
Speaker 2: out a book. He just flies off of it. It's
Speaker 2: like an ancient fucking a tone that it would look.
Speaker 4: Like permanent, like Jerry curls, you know, just like all
Speaker 4: completely sprayed down and ship. That would be so sick
Speaker 4: at least mine. If I did that, they'll be sick.
Speaker 2: It'll be heinous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to I straight. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I have a blond beer.
Speaker 4: I have a decent amount of pubes. No, I don't,
Speaker 4: I really actually it's but I have like these patches
Speaker 4: that'll be good. And then so like you see here's
Speaker 4: the top of the head of the beginning, just fill
Speaker 4: in that little part right there with pubic hair.
Speaker 1: It'd be sick as fu dude.
Speaker 2: It look like it would look like like a like
Speaker 2: a stroke on a text in premiere, just like like
Speaker 2: a vague outline.
Speaker 3: I'm just like that looks different kind of from like
Speaker 3: the Maine.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna look into it.
Speaker 2: You know what I want to do. I want to
Speaker 2: give myself multiple widow's peaks. So I want to like
Speaker 2: fill in so you know it goes like a triangle.
Speaker 2: I want to go like a triangle here and then
Speaker 2: another triangle, a triangle.
Speaker 1: Here, fucking Mogen, fucking as dude with the Magen hairline.
Speaker 1: That's what we need. That's what we need. We need,
Speaker 1: we need.
Speaker 4: I'm tired of because the one thing, you know how
Speaker 4: there's always things that kind of that can that don't
Speaker 4: separate us, like say, we all have the best cell
Speaker 4: phones available. True haircuts pretty much you can't really do much.
Speaker 2: It is crazy that a haircut has remained basically the
Speaker 2: same for yeah, middle line.
Speaker 4: And so that and That's where I'm getting at. It's
Speaker 4: time to step it up. So the multiple widows peaks
Speaker 4: is one of the next things. Pubic hair Exactly what
Speaker 4: else you guys got any other ideas?
Speaker 2: He introduced a concept that immediately gave up what else?
Speaker 1: I think that's all I can.
Speaker 2: I guess they could, uh you know how like some
Speaker 2: some places offer like they'll wash your hair for free,
Speaker 2: and not for free, but like as a part of
Speaker 2: the service. Yeah, what if there was like a service
Speaker 2: to to grease up and dirty your hair?
Speaker 1: Can you hair for me? Don't your head way too clean?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like maybe it's like it's not what you're going for,
Speaker 2: it's not the look you're looking to pristine, and it
Speaker 2: doesn't serve what you're trying to do. So it's like,
Speaker 2: all right, we dump your head and sewage switch.
Speaker 1: A switche permit is crazy. I feel like that would burn.
Speaker 2: I feel like it would absolutely burn because you're gonna
Speaker 2: realize that there are cuts on your head that you
Speaker 2: didn't realize.
Speaker 3: We're there, you know.
Speaker 1: Immediately.
Speaker 2: It's like when you put your hand in uh, like
Speaker 2: salt or whatever, you really like something like that. I
Speaker 2: have a paper I didn't even know. I didn't even
Speaker 2: know about it.
Speaker 1: You'd have like fucking you'd have like fucking black inky
Speaker 1: lines going down your face that you're getting infected by
Speaker 1: this switch on your head. Yes, it's fine. Your your
Speaker 1: head just leaked sometimes that's okay. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Pepsi is good for the scalp.
Speaker 1: That's what the old villain. Wash your hair people say,
Speaker 1: wash your wash your You should get shampoo. Three fourth
Speaker 1: shampoo and then the last fourth is just pet You know,
Speaker 1: it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I've actually heard people that that's like a thing that
Speaker 2: people not coke necessarily, but like what is it?
Speaker 3: Coffee?
Speaker 2: People wash their hair with coffee?
Speaker 1: Oh, I heard that before.
Speaker 3: Apparently that's like a good thing to do, but like
Speaker 3: I don't understand.
Speaker 4: How or like it's it's uh frustrating snake oil?
Speaker 1: Is it? Yes? I don't know.
Speaker 4: Like there's some people that are like, oh, because it's
Speaker 4: the same principle, like no, just drink the coffee, drink
Speaker 4: the coffee.
Speaker 3: I guess like they just do these things. It's fucking snake.
Speaker 4: I don't know what I have something. I can't remember
Speaker 4: it I did.
Speaker 3: Well, I have uh what do you call it?
Speaker 1: H one of those pads that clean your skin or whatever.
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 4: I have one of those acne pads or whatever.
Speaker 1: Oh and I don't clean.
Speaker 2: I don't clean my skins.
Speaker 1: I do even Yeah. Yeah, it's crazier's crazier way I've
Speaker 1: seen like I clean it like once a week.
Speaker 4: I'm like, shout, I'm all fucked up, and then I'll
Speaker 4: and then then we'll see you next week.
Speaker 1: I do a mask every day. Really, I did one
Speaker 1: of the scrubbing like the like spoilony masses. So I
Speaker 1: want to do it every day.
Speaker 4: I used to when I was younger. I used to
Speaker 4: really exploit you and all that ship I got, like,
Speaker 4: you know, I do it every one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta, I gotta pick that back up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I got the pads and I didn't. I
Speaker 4: just noticed just like night it says that, oh it
Speaker 4: has like grapefruit.
Speaker 1: This or something that I'm like, why I don't. I
Speaker 1: didn't even know. We're all pissing, fucking ting, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fu.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know the science behind any of that stuff, honestly,
Speaker 2: like it all sounds plausible to me because I don't
Speaker 2: know because I remember Na' is like, oh, body wash
Speaker 2: dries your skin out, you know, compared to like soap,
Speaker 2: like proper like bar soap, And I'm like, fuck, well
Speaker 2: what why do they aren't even allowed to do this?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 3: Like what's the point of this?
Speaker 1: Why would you sell body wash that drives your.
Speaker 2: Skin out because it's used in soap? I don't know,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like, I don't I don't
Speaker 2: even know what the purpose of that, and like if
Speaker 2: that's not even a worthy trade off, just use soap.
Speaker 1: Well to me, it's like it's to me, it just
Speaker 1: it depends.
Speaker 4: It depends on like, uh, you get the ones that
Speaker 4: actually you pay a pretty pinny and then it's like
Speaker 4: you'll keep you nice in moisture. Yeah, you'll have exfoliating
Speaker 4: stuff in it.
Speaker 2: Do you ever use this stuff with the fucking beads
Speaker 2: in them?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I can't use that ship Why is my pores.
Speaker 1: Are too big? So that like it like, uh, your face,
Speaker 1: you gotta squeeze it out your fucking faith.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not even joking, like like my pores
Speaker 2: are huge, so like it's actually a problem, Like I
Speaker 2: can't use that ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just Negroes. You have famously small ports. That's
Speaker 1: a good thing about us. Yeah, have small ports. So
Speaker 1: that's how it works. So for us, it doesn't really matter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I don't scrub the fun out of myself.
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, like just scrub off
Speaker 1: your tattoos, tried any you don't want anymore, like you like,
Speaker 1: I would rather have this.
Speaker 4: The only one that I I don't like the so
Speaker 4: this big, this one was h It's kind of okay
Speaker 4: on my hand, but I I it started off good
Speaker 4: and then on a drunken night there was a tattoo artist.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey man, I can color it in
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: Never a good start to a sow of.
Speaker 1: Course that that's exactly how it was, just one of
Speaker 1: those bad nights of the night was fun. Of course,
Speaker 1: I was fun.
Speaker 3: And when you're drunk, the unfortunate thing is you're still aware.
Speaker 4: See, this is the thing I hate when people make
Speaker 4: excuses like, oh, I didn't know what you look like
Speaker 4: or whatever.
Speaker 3: I'm like, shut the fuck up, No, you were just
Speaker 3: didn't care.
Speaker 1: I know what he looked like. You didn't. That's the
Speaker 1: one that can be blackout and just not.
Speaker 4: I didn't say blackout. That's that's like I didn't black
Speaker 4: out or nothing. But it's just like when you're you're
Speaker 4: aware of what's happening, you just don't care. Like I've
Speaker 4: made out with the you know, the fucking ogre one
Speaker 4: time and I'm just like, fuck it whatever. I'm at
Speaker 4: a show having a good time. And then at school
Speaker 4: everyone was like.
Speaker 1: Bro, and I was like, yeah, I'm not down. I'm
Speaker 1: not done a few drowger in my life, but I'm.
Speaker 3: Not being like uh yeah whatever.
Speaker 2: And the next day you come to school or whatever
Speaker 2: and your your mouth looks like pizza.
Speaker 3: It's like, it's like advanced herpes. It's so crazy. I've
Speaker 3: lucked out. Don't have her to you don't have her
Speaker 3: I'm not yet, not yet, but it's been you know, trying, bro.
Speaker 1: Try trying, and not gotten herpes. It is a unique blood,
Speaker 1: unique blood. It is quite frankly, a miracle, unique blood.
Speaker 1: It's sucking it. I was like, hey, chill, chill roch.
Speaker 1: I didn't get it because I was like, I was
Speaker 1: too homophobic to like share drinks with people back in
Speaker 1: the day.
Speaker 4: Was was I kind of like as I got older,
Speaker 4: it just kind of bothered me less well. Usually when
Speaker 4: it came to alcoholics, I'm like, oh, the alcohol killed
Speaker 4: a gay bacteria on the drink. The alcohol will make
Speaker 4: me not turn gay, Yeah, because like there's like gay,
Speaker 4: there's a gay bacteria on there right right right when
Speaker 4: when everybody every man has gay bacterias, this is what happens.
Speaker 4: And then when that gay bacteria of another guy and
Speaker 4: then your gay bacteria mingle together, then it activates your gayness,
Speaker 4: right So I but it happens incrementally. You kind of
Speaker 4: like how you know, you keep smoking, you'll eventually probably
Speaker 4: get cancer. So it's the same way the more you
Speaker 4: interact drinking with other men. So I really tried to
Speaker 4: avoid it, and I only became like about like thirty
Speaker 4: percent gay.
Speaker 1: So I'm not like it.
Speaker 3: I contained it.
Speaker 2: I see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But if you do ted talk about this exact thing.
Speaker 4: About I'm gonna go on Temple podcast and convince thousands
Speaker 4: of people this is real.
Speaker 2: It's I mean, you don't have to because it is
Speaker 2: it is real, it is real.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna convince them of the truth.
Speaker 2: I know, yeah, I was waiting for that.
Speaker 1: I will go into most podcast with Obahama my chest
Speaker 1: and be like, anyone moves, some going up, anyone moves,
Speaker 1: anyone moves. That's high demand.
Speaker 2: Actually it is, I think physically impossible not to anyone
Speaker 2: to not move in anyone.
Speaker 1: Don't you look at me, Nobody look at me. Everybody
Speaker 1: look forward. Right now.
Speaker 3: Take your beanie off. Take your beanie off, right now,
Speaker 3: take it off, right now, right.
Speaker 1: Now, Rub your head, rub your head headby remember baby bumpers,
Speaker 1: do it right now, don't boar. Put bons bitch off.
Speaker 1: I will set his bitch of the sky. We need
Speaker 1: more people like that, you know, like not that's a terrorist,
Speaker 1: no no, no, stick with the stick that. We need
Speaker 1: more people that are like willing to do insane stuff
Speaker 1: to change things. Yeah yeah, but maybe a fucking carbob
Speaker 1: on your chests. The Temples podcasts might not be the
Speaker 1: place you start.
Speaker 2: We need more people who are willing to We need
Speaker 2: more people who are willing to eat, eat light bulbs
Speaker 2: and garble them, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like those that hard men like what you guys
Speaker 4: know what you guys remember when Jimmy Door went on
Speaker 4: the Tempoole podcast. No, well, I mean it's good for you.
Speaker 4: I'm glad you don't remember, because that's actually really I'm
Speaker 4: envious I don't remember, but uh yeah, that he went
Speaker 4: on when he started doing his grift arc. See what
Speaker 4: I was hoping because he went on to just lie
Speaker 4: about Oh would I spat on Alex Jones and that convention?
Speaker 4: You guys remember that it was an accident. It was
Speaker 4: just wasn't a accident.
Speaker 1: What a dumb ass?
Speaker 4: It pans to Tempoole, and he has the most glazed over,
Speaker 4: your full of shit look like just like like it's
Speaker 4: the it's so funny. Yeah, he doesn't call him out
Speaker 4: on it because he's a fellow grifter.
Speaker 2: Now did he fucking hawk Aluga? It wasn't like an
Speaker 2: action he got you got a drink and then he
Speaker 2: walked up to him and spit in his face.
Speaker 4: I remember vividly because I took a more an n
Speaker 4: k X screenshot of reptile spinning and put it side
Speaker 4: by side to show like, like, look at this fucking reptile.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I actually have to mension. I just thought I was
Speaker 1: Squirtle for a moment, like, like, what are you saying?
Speaker 1: So it was an accident. His explanation was, Alex Jones
Speaker 1: was really funny, and so he said something like funny
Speaker 1: and I had a spic take. I had some of
Speaker 1: my iced tea and I spit it.
Speaker 2: Everybody has a spit take with direct force across a room.
Speaker 1: By walking directly up to the person and immediately walking
Speaker 1: away is so crazy.
Speaker 2: The idea of a spic take like that is awesome.
Speaker 2: So he tells he tells you a joker, and then
Speaker 2: you run away, and.
Speaker 1: You just run away. You don't even say sorry or not.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: And I'm just like now a man in the.
Speaker 2: World, mummy ass looking retail.
Speaker 1: After he.
Speaker 4: No imagine the world, after he says all that ship.
Speaker 4: After he does the tim Pules faces all glazed over
Speaker 4: from like this guy is such full ship. Then he
Speaker 4: just pulls out a bomb and busy.
Speaker 1: Everybody.
Speaker 2: It's not even a bomb, it's it's literally it's a
Speaker 2: stopwashing taped to a like a just a clump of
Speaker 2: hot dogs.
Speaker 1: But it still works. He figured it out.
Speaker 3: You figured it out.
Speaker 2: He's been he's been in the laboratory tinkering for years. Like,
Speaker 2: how do I unlucky the explosive capability of hot talk?
Speaker 1: That is crazy. This is crazy. Someone in a fucking lab.
Speaker 1: That's not lab. It's like a fucking workman. It's like
Speaker 1: a last of us, two workmen. But he has a
Speaker 1: hot dogs, wires and a fucking candle. Dude.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like Tony Stark in the cave building
Speaker 3: a million with a.
Speaker 1: Box of scraps.
Speaker 2: Exactly, you know, exactly Tony Stark build us in a
Speaker 2: cave with a box of scraps.
Speaker 1: Okay, bro, that's totally starting. Bro, we don't have the
Speaker 1: resource of stuff.
Speaker 3: Nobody move, Nobody moves.
Speaker 1: Nobody look at me, look at me.
Speaker 2: Everybody's like my guy, that's that's a movie. Like he's
Speaker 2: he's demented.
Speaker 1: But he makes it supposed to invest on a hot nose.
Speaker 1: It does work. He unlocks it. He figured out it
Speaker 1: does level that compound that compounds flat. After he's done,
Speaker 1: that's so crazy.
Speaker 2: It's gone. It's not even like it exploded. It's almost
Speaker 2: like it was just erased, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like there's not even any rubble or.
Speaker 1: Like like it's gone and that where it was, the
Speaker 1: patch of grass where deers and everything like frolly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like it's healed.
Speaker 2: You know how like when a wormhole opens and then collapses,
Speaker 2: how it's like it's just kind of erases what's there.
Speaker 1: It just alters it. That's what it did. Yeah, that's crazy,
Speaker 1: that is that's that's insane. He's gone though, he can't
Speaker 1: do it again. But like, holy ship, that's impressive. That
Speaker 1: be nuts to witness and then literally never being able
Speaker 1: to see that again. I feel like that's looking too
Speaker 1: far ahead. It's like a caveman looking at like somebody
Speaker 1: fucking using a flesh light. I feel like it's like, dude,
Speaker 1: that's too maybe a native looking at a.
Speaker 2: Ship looking at a fushlight. I don't feel like it's
Speaker 2: that crazy.
Speaker 3: I feel like he would like be able to figure
Speaker 3: it out like you feel it.
Speaker 1: I have I have a video I have a been
Speaker 1: editorial on how to make one of the homemade one
Speaker 1: editorial the first it's on my phone.
Speaker 2: Of course, are you gonna have three D print one? No?
Speaker 1: I think that's too far?
Speaker 4: Why is that too far?
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't usually descend into sexual deviancy.
Speaker 1: I think that's like a line I keep myself out
Speaker 1: of how to build a flesh light. I haven't partook
Speaker 1: in it yet. I just have it. I've sent it
Speaker 1: to the homies that might need some my humans in jail, Like,
Speaker 1: hey brother, here you go, man, see your homies in jail. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The machematics for I know you you have an abundance
Speaker 3: of resources.
Speaker 1: It's like sponges and then like a fucking like a
Speaker 1: fucking cup.
Speaker 4: I like the idea of when you can just flesh
Speaker 4: Light's gotta be cheap. Now they've been out for like decades.
Speaker 1: One like me, like sixty dollars for a pretty good one.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's how much they were when they
Speaker 2: came out right, which means it would be cheaper still
Speaker 2: because of inflation. The fact that they're holding steady on
Speaker 2: that price, you know, instead of fucking eighty dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder how much.
Speaker 3: If you're a real fan, you're gonna fucking be razing.
Speaker 1: Like did you see that the Borderlands He's like, shut
Speaker 1: the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Randy Pittsford, the CEO of a Gearbox or whatever. It's
Speaker 2: like one of the lead Borderlines guys. He was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: real fans will pay eighty dollars for Borderlands for And
Speaker 2: it's like, why, I just shut up? Pull your are
Speaker 2: you saying like I don't even necessarily like I know
Speaker 2: what you're if I'm being as charitable as possible to me,
Speaker 2: I know what you're saying, but like, nobody, like, why
Speaker 2: would you think that that would be a wise thing
Speaker 2: for a CEO to say?
Speaker 3: Gotta stop?
Speaker 2: It's it's like, of course, real fans are gonna put
Speaker 2: down fucking a lot of money for fucking whatever it
Speaker 2: is that they're interested in.
Speaker 3: But like for you to say that is so tone.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's the whole point. That is the whole the tone
Speaker 3: deafness of it.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing as the the Ubisoft guy was like, oh, like,
Speaker 1: gamers gotta get used to like not owning their games.
Speaker 1: It's true. It is a true thing.
Speaker 4: We are in the era where we fucking play most
Speaker 4: of our shit digitally and you don't own them. I
Speaker 4: don't want to hear you say that.
Speaker 2: Pussy, Like, what the the worst thing for you to say?
Speaker 2: You're not in the position to say ship like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's crazy, it's it only serves to hurt you.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: That's what that's my thing is like there's the self
Speaker 2: preservation of it. It's just like, don't you want to
Speaker 2: don't you want to create like a good environment for
Speaker 2: the thing that you're working on that you would think.
Speaker 1: They fucking selling Nintendo Switch two games for eighty dollars
Speaker 1: and I'm like, dude, this is gonna be and there
Speaker 1: just on the fact that they're on cards and like
Speaker 1: they're not even real games. It's like that's tragic. I
Speaker 1: just fortunate.
Speaker 4: It's just maddening for like people like us, and you know,
Speaker 4: irobably most people that are listening, they're just on the
Speaker 4: on the level of we understand that it's just a
Speaker 4: little bit of a you know, we're in control of consumerism.
Speaker 4: We're we're in control of supply and demand that if
Speaker 4: we just stepped back, they would adjust the price, we understand.
Speaker 4: But too many people will never do that, and so
Speaker 4: it sucks knowing that, and they still happened to just
Speaker 4: see things just.
Speaker 1: Keep going on so many boundary cards. I know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it sucks, man.
Speaker 4: It's I just watched a video on the entire history
Speaker 4: of NBA two k It was really nice because this
Speaker 4: guy just went through, like autistically, just went through the
Speaker 4: entire from from from two K all the way to
Speaker 4: twenty five and it's showing every difference and intros and
Speaker 4: just all this stuff. It was really cool video and
Speaker 4: showing the exact point of when it was, oh, here's
Speaker 4: the point of no return and where it turned into
Speaker 4: complete dog shit, where it actually technically So twenty thirteen
Speaker 4: is when they added a virtual currency. So some people
Speaker 4: would say that, but really twenty eighteen they added this
Speaker 4: really shitty thing called the Neighborhood, And this is when
Speaker 4: they started ramping up them.
Speaker 1: Isn't it that weird?
Speaker 2: Like like like a not a live action menu, but
Speaker 2: like like a real world kind of it's more of, yeah,
Speaker 2: here's a place where.
Speaker 1: You can hang around.
Speaker 3: Here's all your courses, all your stuff.
Speaker 4: This is when they ramped up the abuse of VC,
Speaker 4: the Virtual Courses currency, Yeah, because it already was already
Speaker 4: kind of retarded, but it was still there was still
Speaker 4: good games after it. There was still good games, Like
Speaker 4: twenty sixteen was actually a really good game. There was
Speaker 4: good two k's after it. But yes, the better ones
Speaker 4: were definitely before virtual currency. Oh of course like so,
Speaker 4: but like twenty eighteen was like the death of it.
Speaker 4: I skipped a billion of those games hot back on
Speaker 4: to see what was going on in two K nineteen,
Speaker 4: and I was like, the the love that they put
Speaker 4: into the story was cool as fuck. Seeing that they
Speaker 4: were it was like to be everybody but time Fall
Speaker 4: two kind of a thing, like, oh, they put a
Speaker 4: lot of love into the state even though nobody's fucking
Speaker 4: with it. Yeah, And then they they took it out
Speaker 4: because they were like, who gives a shit, we make
Speaker 4: billions on virtual currency. We're gonna make the game shitty
Speaker 4: and fix two things each year just still like, oh,
Speaker 4: here you go find it's a little bit better. Somehow
Speaker 4: they regress this year two K twenty five, and it's
Speaker 4: it sucks so badly because everybody, the every content creator
Speaker 4: in the two K industry knows if these stupid dumb
Speaker 4: ass niggas would stop paying for this ship and spending
Speaker 4: another seventy dollars to fucking max out the characters so
Speaker 4: they can actually compete, they would stop.
Speaker 3: But they make billions from the virtual currency.
Speaker 2: They're gonna they're gonna make money.
Speaker 3: It's so maddie because it's the only basketball simularly.
Speaker 1: It's the only one. There's no live games.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Live has been dead for a while.
Speaker 1: I love those games. I loved all those games.
Speaker 5: I wonder that is I don't know what the because
Speaker 5: to me, it doesn't even now in general, it makes
Speaker 5: me mad that like why has Madden and yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I think this isn't it isn't.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 4: I think they have gues p N was because there
Speaker 4: used to be ESPN and Madden used compete and then
Speaker 4: they actually stopped. So I think they might have the
Speaker 4: monopoly on the NFL now, which I don't think it
Speaker 4: should be able to be done. I think it's I
Speaker 4: don't like that you can have a monopoly on we're
Speaker 4: the only ones who can make NFL branded content.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's how it is.
Speaker 2: So that the baseball like there's not a lot like
Speaker 2: I remember playing like RBI baseball and m VP baseball.
Speaker 2: These are like different games, but like it's really just
Speaker 2: the show now, yeah, it might be the same.
Speaker 4: It might be the same for every sport that MLB
Speaker 4: the show, right, Yeah, MLB the show, I think, and
Speaker 4: that might be the only one now.
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 2: MB games regular and they just used to be like
Speaker 2: a bunch of weird, like like I remember playing MVP
Speaker 2: Baseball two thousand and five that.
Speaker 1: I remember when they were just they weren't called the show.
Speaker 1: I remember when the show was the title of one
Speaker 1: of them. MLB made the show.
Speaker 2: That's so weird to me because like the if just
Speaker 2: hearing the that that name, it's like, that's a terrible name.
Speaker 2: It's kind of weird to me that that like took
Speaker 2: off because like what do you what does that mean?
Speaker 2: I guess it's just a yeah, like so.
Speaker 3: That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4: It kind of lends to what he's saying that it
Speaker 4: was probably a specific thing and then they just went
Speaker 4: people started calling at the show, so like let's just
Speaker 4: run with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's like called Dity four or whatever,
Speaker 2: like it was like modern Warfare. But then they were
Speaker 2: like called wer world Ware two whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like even though it's the seventh one or seven.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean when you think about it's like when
Speaker 4: anybody says, do you play two K? You know what
Speaker 4: they're talking about. There's a trillion of them. And there
Speaker 4: was also there used to be NFL games, and I
Speaker 4: mean I missed the competition everybody talks about the competition.
Speaker 1: That's in sports world. That is the biggest fucking thing
Speaker 1: that's games. If they're probably not, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 2: It has a limited they had an unboxing.
Speaker 1: Boxing became so much more under Speed.
Speaker 3: It's pretty sick.
Speaker 1: You should check it out when Speed to come out.
Speaker 4: It's it's what's I think it might still technically be
Speaker 4: an early Axes, but it's likely.
Speaker 3: I don't remember if it's officially.
Speaker 4: Launched as Michael White in it is Michael Jai White understated, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I haven't ran into that because that's his that's his
Speaker 4: movie series, you know that, right, the disputed games of
Speaker 4: his movie series.
Speaker 3: Well, it's that's you know, it's just a disputed It's
Speaker 3: it's like mm a too.
Speaker 4: I'd assume he Jason to you know, that's not it's
Speaker 4: irrelevant to his whatever his series is because of the.
Speaker 1: Fact his his movies are m movies called on disputed side. Disputed.
Speaker 1: It's just a it's just a word. It's just you know,
Speaker 1: like you can't copy right that it's I know it's
Speaker 1: not copright, but I think it would be like in
Speaker 1: him no funny, it makes more sense for him to
Speaker 1: be a mixed martial arts but actually he doesn't.
Speaker 4: Really he's not well, it's it's unfortunately not well respected
Speaker 4: in the community.
Speaker 1: I heard he's not respecting even though like I'm not
Speaker 1: sure the community he's not by fighters he is, he's not.
Speaker 2: Because that video came out of him eating that dog.
Speaker 3: I think he was.
Speaker 4: He was like, hey, I'm actually spawned, and then he
Speaker 4: was yeah, him kicking the funk out of what you're
Speaker 4: called kicking John Jones in the fucking.
Speaker 1: Back of his head or that really happy? Actually, I
Speaker 1: mean some people I I I like watching him fight.
Speaker 1: He is a he needs to be in jail probably.
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about this guy, John Jones.
Speaker 4: This is a terrible fucking but it's one of the
Speaker 4: he's one of the best, arguably the best mixed mark
Speaker 4: martial artists to live. However, there's huge asterisk because he's
Speaker 4: been caught cheating so many times. He's PopEd for steroids
Speaker 4: multiple times, and so it's one of those things to
Speaker 4: where there's people that argue that it's crazy that he
Speaker 4: took those steroids because he probably win without them because
Speaker 4: he's so he's that good. That's an argument, man, You
Speaker 4: can You can't prove it either. Or it's like because
Speaker 4: people talk about being in the cage with them very small,
Speaker 4: not compared to like being a light heavyweight, but they
Speaker 4: talk about, yeah he's like three he's like three foot six.
Speaker 1: He's way more powerful than he should be for some
Speaker 1: of his size. That's what they say. He's way two powerful,
Speaker 1: like like throwing up at least seven five pounds.
Speaker 2: That's that's a wild arm he's got.
Speaker 4: But yeah, he's he's beating his uh fiance after he
Speaker 4: accepted his Hall of Fame speech right that weekend, Right,
Speaker 4: he fucking he beat his wife.
Speaker 2: And that's like, that's like Will Smith getting the award
Speaker 2: right after slapping pressure off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's basically similar to go back there. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1: He still can't go.
Speaker 2: Back to It is crazy in retrospect that he just
Speaker 2: got an award like that is that kind of happened?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he slapped I thought it was fake. I thought
Speaker 1: it was fake. I got my brain was this has
Speaker 1: to be fake. It because I agreed, I agreed to
Speaker 1: him slapping him for a bit, and I.
Speaker 2: Was like it wasn't played off like enough of a
Speaker 2: bit for me to believe that it was fake necessarily,
Speaker 2: like because it was.
Speaker 3: It was the sitting when he was yelling afterwards, keep
Speaker 3: my wife's it out of your mouth. That was when
Speaker 3: I was like, that's real.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's not.
Speaker 3: The audience isn't laughing, there isn't. This is a very
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this is real.
Speaker 1: It felt so tunes. It had to be, like so
Speaker 1: the looney tune part, it's like it's like the brain
Speaker 1: bad getting shot. It like it wasn't it was real,
Speaker 1: but it was like, this feels like looney tune ship,
Speaker 1: Like this doesn't feel like a real thing. Happenings happening.
Speaker 1: I'm being honest.
Speaker 4: The more stuff comes out about that, I'm just like
Speaker 4: the one thing, I feel like people that are reasonable
Speaker 4: have a hard time putting the getting because they always
Speaker 4: have to preferences. They always have to say, I'm not
Speaker 4: a conspiracy theorist, so I don't believe in conspiracy always,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, shut the funk up. That's the that's
Speaker 4: the default position.
Speaker 1: Just talk.
Speaker 4: Let's just talk about it. And there's so many people
Speaker 4: that I feel like they're afraid to dive into. I
Speaker 4: love diving into dumb ship like that because the more
Speaker 4: you look into it, I'm like, all right, I I
Speaker 4: don't know who to talk to this about. Like, if
Speaker 4: anybody wants to talk to me about this, let's let's rap,
Speaker 4: because it's everything about it seems so fucking wagged. It
Speaker 4: feels like a looney to Like, it feels like some
Speaker 4: ship that SpongeBob would do. There's too many things that
Speaker 4: aren't even like something goes wrong and we'll get.
Speaker 1: That president got shot. You mean, it just feels cartoon.
Speaker 1: You're to count the present.
Speaker 3: Doodle Bob for sure.
Speaker 1: Would have succeeded.
Speaker 3: He would he would have.
Speaker 1: The stow you got me do the bug? Where where Baby?
Speaker 4: The weirdest thing when you went on Joe Rogan's podcast
Speaker 4: and Joe's like, you want to see the scar?
Speaker 3: And there was nothing there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I'm like, I'm.
Speaker 3: Sorry, what what do you What else do you want?
Speaker 3: I don't know how to square?
Speaker 4: And then Joe was like, oh, weird, there's like nothing,
Speaker 4: and Joe just been like Joe knows, Joe in his
Speaker 4: stupid monkey brain knows what that means.
Speaker 3: But he's like being charitable, you know, he's being.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 2: The thing I can't square with that being fake, is
Speaker 2: that somebody's head really exploded, So like I don't why
Speaker 2: did that? No?
Speaker 1: But why not? What do you mean what did that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: But like say, like someone's head actually exploded, why not?
Speaker 4: Why does that make it fake?
Speaker 2: I just feel like it's unlikely that someone got was
Speaker 2: in like had their head exploded in the line of fire,
Speaker 2: and that didn't also translate to him getting nicked in
Speaker 2: some way. They could have faked it without killing someone,
Speaker 2: I think just as easily.
Speaker 1: I think they could have, but it would.
Speaker 2: Have been a lot easier. Actually maybe why of course, actually.
Speaker 4: Like just from your own argument, that made it seem real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're not trying to get people who would
Speaker 2: even think that. They're like they're playing to their base anyway,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Maybe so.
Speaker 4: But then also this is one of the reasons why
Speaker 4: people on the left at all didn't even there was
Speaker 4: nobody that was even with the photo op and everything,
Speaker 4: nobody there was almost nobody trying to even argue.
Speaker 1: It was like we're just gonna move on and accept it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no one was using any type of like due
Speaker 4: diligence to see like let's look into this at all.
Speaker 1: You know, it's kind of like leading.
Speaker 4: You know, after the safety read the nine eleven commission
Speaker 4: report and you read it's like there's a lot of
Speaker 4: stuff missing from this is weird.
Speaker 3: And then there's a lot of people that are like,
Speaker 3: we're just gonna accept it.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: You know, it's in the same vein.
Speaker 1: A lot of people are like Jews, like Jews, Jews
Speaker 1: did this, And I'm like, why.
Speaker 4: I because they blame it on every they always it's
Speaker 4: such a weird it's that it's that's such a left
Speaker 4: field thing.
Speaker 3: I think it's just because what it's like finance stuff
Speaker 3: or whatever.
Speaker 1: The guy that's the guy that opened the buildings and ship.
Speaker 1: It's something about it that's like there's some a sprinkle
Speaker 1: of truth that this leads to way so much and
Speaker 1: that what's happening right, I don't care.
Speaker 2: Those buildings are ugly. The twin towers are sucking an eyesore.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: That is so fucking crazy to think that, like what
Speaker 2: they replace it with isn't way better.
Speaker 1: It's better, yes, But they say they're ugly is absurd.
Speaker 1: I think they're they were not ugly buildings, fucking cubes.
Speaker 1: They're just like I think they're just different, they're just buildings.
Speaker 1: To say they're uglies. Have you seen a Chrysler building?
Speaker 1: That building looks fucking Have you been a space needle?
Speaker 1: They look retarded?
Speaker 3: Are you stupid?
Speaker 2: The Chrysler building is awesome, it looks fun.
Speaker 1: Think the Empire State Building is a nice building. I
Speaker 1: think that.
Speaker 2: There stab Building and the Christier Building are like iconic buildings.
Speaker 2: They got fucking gargoyles on that.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I think the building, I
Speaker 1: think have the garglers are cool. The buildings look like building.
Speaker 2: Motherfucker, I'm talking about the accouterments. They're all squares, but
Speaker 2: like the fact that, like, you've got a nice looking building.
Speaker 2: They are say building is a nice looking building.
Speaker 1: It's such a.
Speaker 3: It's such an unoffensive building.
Speaker 2: It's a rectangle, is my point. It's an ugly rectangle
Speaker 2: with a bunch of fucking lines sticking up out of it.
Speaker 2: It's fucking an eyesore. I'm glad it's gone.
Speaker 1: They're just building. They're so unoffensive. Why are you pushing back? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't understand. What to say they're ugly is like
Speaker 1: that's there are ugly buildings. Have you've been to Chicago before?
Speaker 1: Those that place that.
Speaker 3: We're not talking about Chicago.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about ugly buildings period.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about New York and a building that dominated
Speaker 2: the fucking skyline that you couldn't help but stare at
Speaker 2: because it was the tallest fucking thing there.
Speaker 6: Twice, if there were twos, and if there were seven foot,
Speaker 6: if there were eight foot ugly twins, horrifically ugly twins,
Speaker 6: if they were seven foot eight foot nine foot ugly
Speaker 6: twins in all of your family photos, would you be
Speaker 6: upset if they never showed up again?
Speaker 1: They're not. I think calling them ugly buildings is such
Speaker 1: a wild statement. They're really not that ugly. Is the
Speaker 1: New York Life Building right beside that? That building was
Speaker 1: fucking stupid New York Life Building? Where is it right on?
Speaker 1: I think it's on fifty third. Was it as tall
Speaker 1: as the fucking Twin Towers, It was very fucking tall.
Speaker 2: Was it as tall as the Twin Towers?
Speaker 1: It wasn't as tall, but it was another huge, fucking
Speaker 1: set of buildings.
Speaker 2: That's ugly, thinks it's the fact that the Twin Towers
Speaker 2: were two, and they were both bland, and they took
Speaker 2: so much of the skyline.
Speaker 1: I think they were such a fine they were so fine,
Speaker 1: like and they were like, these are just building.
Speaker 2: Why are you arguing so passionately about something that is
Speaker 2: the moment I pad in my life?
Speaker 1: Actually, But it's like they're just like they're just think
Speaker 1: they're fine. But what do you miss saying that they
Speaker 1: say that they're ugly. I think it's a stretch. They're
Speaker 1: just in a They're just a building. New York state
Speaker 1: of mind, dude, it is my most New York.
Speaker 3: Like somebody's saying some bullshit about such an iconic thing.
Speaker 2: He's like, hey man, bro, it's every vine, every other
Speaker 2: building in New York City is better than it, like
Speaker 2: straight up with a name. Especially Grand Central's nicer. Ten
Speaker 2: Station sucks and it's nicer than Twin Towers. Chris, Chris,
Speaker 2: I bet if you go to Penn Station, he takes
Speaker 2: six deep breaths, you'll die. It is not It is
Speaker 2: not better like Grand Central is cool.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is.
Speaker 3: It's a way nicer building.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about. I mean, it's it's nicer
Speaker 1: on the in. You are stupid beyond your recognition. Exterior
Speaker 1: is like it's cooler than most things around it, but
Speaker 1: it's not the coolest building. It's like it's it's not
Speaker 1: even it's fine. It looks nice.
Speaker 2: And what I'm saying is that the twin Towers were ugly.
Speaker 2: I'm glad they're gone, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I think they're fine.
Speaker 2: I don't care how they're gone or why they're gone.
Speaker 2: I'm just glad they're gone. And what's there is way better.
Speaker 1: I think. I think Freedom Plaa is better. It's way nice.
Speaker 1: I think Fido Plaza is one hundred percent better. I
Speaker 1: want to put somebody in a little fountain to see
Speaker 1: if they fucking what are you looking?
Speaker 2: What are you looking for?
Speaker 1: I'm hoping I can find this guy that I uh
Speaker 1: that I found.
Speaker 4: I don't remember if it was twenty nineteen or twenty
Speaker 4: eighteen when I went to New York. You found a
Speaker 4: guy in New York there was I wanted to show
Speaker 4: you a guy because when you mentioned about taking six
Speaker 4: breaths in Penn Station, I wanted to show you this
Speaker 4: guy that reminded me of that, like it was just
Speaker 4: the station is fucking fucking filthy, dude. I wanted to
Speaker 4: show you, like I can't find that is like one
Speaker 4: place I genuinely never was.
Speaker 3: I always avoid it. I was like, we're not gonna
Speaker 3: we're gonna drive. We're gonna drive, We're gonna go. Penn
Speaker 3: Station and the Port Authority. I avoid those, Like the Plague.
Speaker 1: I love the I love the the post Office. I
Speaker 1: think that's a really nice building. Actually, I think the
Speaker 1: steps leading up to it. You don't mean the post office.
Speaker 2: It's nice.
Speaker 3: I think the post Office is good.
Speaker 1: It's actually nice looking. The steps that lead between the
Speaker 1: big fucking front areas. It's a nice look a building
Speaker 1: with all the eagles. It's way better than two fucking
Speaker 1: ostentatiously think.
Speaker 2: They're big rectangles. This is fine, But this is something
Speaker 2: I don't know, man. I think it wouldn't be iconic.
Speaker 2: Like Spider Man jumping off of the Twin Towers would
Speaker 2: be so lame. You know, the fact that he dives
Speaker 2: off of the Empire State Building has has has correged.
Speaker 1: I think the Empire State Building is obviously designed, and
Speaker 1: it's more of a designed building than they are.
Speaker 4: Oh, but it's not what to me like, the Twin
Speaker 4: Towers just reminds me of what the new buildings of
Speaker 4: like fast food restaurants are turning.
Speaker 2: Into exactly like it's it's exactly like a McDonald's post
Speaker 2: twenty twelve, like a square.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just like, oh yeah, new McDonald's so different.
Speaker 2: The twin towers remind you McDonald's, and they remind me
Speaker 2: of the nine to eleven.
Speaker 1: That's fair. What's crazy is I think I lived in
Speaker 1: the Bronx to have like the probably the coolest one
Speaker 1: in America, which is the one by Yankee Stadium, the
Speaker 1: coolest twin tower, the coolest, the coolest McDonald's, the one
Speaker 1: on sixty You fucking piece of shit, This was sixty third.
Speaker 3: Whatever, let's move around the questions, let's let's do it.
Speaker 1: That was a that was a good that's a that
Speaker 1: was a good moment right there.
Speaker 4: I enjoyed that twin tower conversation, that stupid circus conversation.
Speaker 1: Well, you've never seen a cervice tend is crazy. That
Speaker 1: is a crazy thing.
Speaker 2: I still haven't seen one that's never never seeing what
Speaker 2: Turkstend is in saying, I don't think it's that crazy.
Speaker 1: By being a traversal human being that's like not been
Speaker 1: in like one town in fucking Milwaukee their whole life,
Speaker 1: it's pretty crazy. That I've traveled a lot.
Speaker 3: I've just not happened across the circus.
Speaker 1: Have you seen aid before? I finally saw one. Wait
Speaker 1: how long ago? Was it just like a year ago
Speaker 1: or something?
Speaker 3: So he's fucking in his later thirties. Now, look, here's
Speaker 3: the thing. I just have zero memory of seeing one prior.
Speaker 1: It's there, it's in there. I was not about circus person.
Speaker 1: If we dug in his fucking brain, it took his
Speaker 1: memories out and you surped his mind, he'd have several.
Speaker 4: I mean, maybe it's just I really, I'm thinking maybe
Speaker 4: you saw a fucking re relation tents and you thought
Speaker 4: it was a fucking circuits maybe because maybe it was
Speaker 4: a few.
Speaker 1: He walks by like he walks by condemned.
Speaker 3: He walks by a condemned building.
Speaker 1: Air. He's like, man and a clown drug addicts on
Speaker 1: the floor, old dig in front of me, Like this
Speaker 1: clown's not funny. Oh man, I can't even take a
Speaker 1: deep whiff of the circus air. Circus air, it's just
Speaker 1: at all. It's just bro it's fucking fent in aerosol four.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Dudes, were all fuck up and you think
Speaker 1: it's the real circus laughing at them die having I
Speaker 1: feel like it's more likely that you've seen condemned buildings
Speaker 1: with the ventilation tents that you've seen seen. I've seen
Speaker 1: probably like in my life, maybe like seventy four.
Speaker 4: You know what, that's not true war.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny. I say that I saw a
Speaker 1: circus tent, but now I just remembered it wasn't even
Speaker 1: technically a circus it was it was a tent.
Speaker 4: And this was in north Las Vegas. There was a
Speaker 4: park and they put up this tent, but it was
Speaker 4: like a actually orchestral ship. It wasn't even a fucking certain.
Speaker 3: People playing orchestra tent.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was weird, and I was like, uh, Jojo
Speaker 4: was like, let's go. It sold out immediately, and I
Speaker 4: was like, what the fuck is this? Why is it
Speaker 4: so popular?
Speaker 1: It was weird. It was like, let's go. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going in a fucking tent.
Speaker 3: I mean, I did like want to go, really, but
Speaker 3: then you know, it still was actually a good thing
Speaker 3: that it was sold out.
Speaker 2: It's a very European thing to just wander into a
Speaker 2: in a into into a bespoke tent, you.
Speaker 4: Know, dude, we went to a sick ass candle light
Speaker 4: uh uh, string quartet thing and he drinks so loud.
Speaker 4: It's like everything and then like it's like all these
Speaker 4: sounds and ship. But yeah, we went to a string quartet,
Speaker 4: this candlelight thing that candles were fake of course because
Speaker 4: somebody would have knocked it over and caught on fire.
Speaker 4: Of course me, that show was awesome. It was fucking
Speaker 4: hont Zimmer all all of his bangers and like you
Speaker 4: went to see Four Strings live. Yeah, so there's these
Speaker 4: like sentient strings as a string quartet, they sing, they sing, uh,
Speaker 4: the strings sing Hans Zimmer songs exclusively.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that sounds like it's worth the funny. It
Speaker 1: absolutely was to see strings sing do see something impossible? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was actually worth all the money.
Speaker 2: I love thinking about like the old like the olden days,
Speaker 2: like the circuses that they used to have where it's
Speaker 2: just like here's a lady with a beer. Yeah, here's
Speaker 2: a midget, here's.
Speaker 1: An interracial couple. It's like, what the fuck misogyny.
Speaker 3: They're all screaming. Then it's a goblin.
Speaker 1: They're just like my cousin looks like that.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen are Jew the tips.
Speaker 1: Well some god, no fucking way, some guys. Some guy
Speaker 1: yells so loud his mouth opened all.
Speaker 2: It's like that BEETLEJUICEA yeah, oh god. Anyway, we're we
Speaker 2: gotta get the questions. We're gonna forget.
Speaker 3: Let's do it scrubbing bubbles, rode in, remember you ride?
Speaker 1: What did you say? Artworking Mexican? Isn't that normal? Not
Speaker 1: the stereotypes they are sleepy.
Speaker 4: Well, there's such a weird thing. There's a sleepy Mexican thing.
Speaker 4: But like I think modern day we all, I guess
Speaker 4: back in the day it was the sleepy Yeah, yes,
Speaker 4: it was like I remembers, not really that I remember. Also,
Speaker 4: did you see did you see? This was a good bit.
Speaker 4: It was a South Park where they went to the
Speaker 4: Museum of Tolerance and they're they're showing all this stuff
Speaker 4: like here's this, here's the coveted Jew, there's all these stereotypes.
Speaker 4: And then and then Randy marsh rocks up, Oh it's
Speaker 4: the sleepy Mexican. And then it was actually just a janitor.
Speaker 1: Oh what time is it?
Speaker 3: And I sorry, I fell asleep. I just need to
Speaker 3: take a nap.
Speaker 1: So sleepy it was so funny, so tired, so sleepy.
Speaker 1: That's me. That was that was that was like to me,
Speaker 1: whether season three or soft rug I remember that. But
Speaker 1: so like yesterday I had the DVD for like season three,
Speaker 1: four and five? Was that three? It was between three,
Speaker 1: four and five.
Speaker 3: It was between I'll give it, I'll give it a
Speaker 3: four and five.
Speaker 2: I'll give it a five. I know it's not season sixteen.
Speaker 1: I watched that whole show at Lily. She never watched it.
Speaker 1: And when it got to like I think the fear
Speaker 1: bit of stop parts in between season seven in season twelve. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that era of that show is nuts.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, scrum Bubbles. By the way, we're just not
Speaker 2: gonna get to your question.
Speaker 4: Never fuck you, never fuck your bubbles, little bitch ass,
Speaker 4: trick ass, whole ass, trifling ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what words coming at the end. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, scrim Bubbles wrote in as you can if you
Speaker 2: over to Patreon our contrast snark Tank can go there
Speaker 2: right in. We read your questions. Although there's fucking four
Speaker 2: hundred of them now, so uh, good job, guys don't
Speaker 2: know what to do about this?
Speaker 4: Joy Well, we'll speed run twenty questions in Extra Amma.
Speaker 1: Oh do you think we can?
Speaker 3: I think we could probably do it.
Speaker 1: You think we do twenty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, if we do it unsatisfyingly for every single person, Yes, no,
Speaker 2: try yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's try shot it downt it down to the time.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm gonna forget.
Speaker 1: Remember how many we get to do we get to twenty?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, twenty is a really difficult number to many pupils.
Speaker 1: No, it's like in the time limit you fucking give
Speaker 1: Dick Cheney pupils.
Speaker 2: We think we're gonna forget the amount of time that
Speaker 2: we always record Extra Amma.
Speaker 4: For I'm not gonna if if, if, if either of
Speaker 4: us forget, I will buy you a flashlight.
Speaker 2: Oh anyways, scrum Bubbles road, and he says, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: this one is of course for Sweeney to pay attention.
Speaker 1: Get off your phone.
Speaker 2: On a recent episode, you stated that the Grand Concourse
Speaker 2: is the best neighborhood in the Bronx. This mark's like
Speaker 2: the third time you've said it in the last couple
Speaker 2: of months, and I can't really let that stand.
Speaker 1: It's not true anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, it's far by, Well, it's far from like the
Speaker 2: worst place. It's still pretty much the hood in a
Speaker 2: lot of parts. It's just a wild thing to say
Speaker 2: when the Bronx literallyiz neighborhoods like Riverdale, Pelham and Kingsbridge,
Speaker 2: to name a few. I couldn't just let this misinformation
Speaker 2: stand any longer. Okay, love you bye.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I recently looked into because I moved from the Granted,
Speaker 1: I moved from the Bronx going on twenty years ago. Now, yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: I was going on twenty years ago. Now. I moved
Speaker 1: when I was twelve.
Speaker 3: It's about twenty years ago for me too.
Speaker 1: Twelve thirteen's when I moved from the Bronx and where
Speaker 1: I grew up. When I was there, it was close
Speaker 1: to the stadium, and it wasn't that bad. It was
Speaker 1: not that bad when you got down to like Webster Avenue,
Speaker 1: which is like maybe like five blocks down. That's when
Speaker 1: it started getting fucked up. As soon as we went
Speaker 1: downstairs to Webster, going to Third Avenue, it's when shit
Speaker 1: started getting bad. But like over, I lived on a
Speaker 1: Grand Congress. After me, it was like Sheridan, then Grant
Speaker 1: and then I forgot where my where fifty three was.
Speaker 1: That wasn't a bad area, of course, it's it's New
Speaker 1: York City. People selling drugs, people getting pulled over by
Speaker 1: a cop, slashit all to happen. But it wasn't that bad.
Speaker 1: Fordham Road is horrible now, like it's awful.
Speaker 2: The Bronx has always been bad. I don't know, so
Speaker 2: I've always hated the Bronx. I hated I hated that
Speaker 2: my grandmother lived there.
Speaker 1: I hated that.
Speaker 2: I loved my grandmother and I loved the apartment, but
Speaker 2: I hated every time that we had to go up
Speaker 2: there and go up the sixth story walk up and
Speaker 2: just crazy people out in the street.
Speaker 1: An apartment is if there's a walk up past five
Speaker 1: five fifth floor is supposed to be an elevator.
Speaker 3: Some guy, I remember some some guy.
Speaker 2: I remember some guy tweaking outside of my grandmother's has
Speaker 2: pointing at me and calling me a harbingeer when I
Speaker 2: was like eight or something.
Speaker 1: Eight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Who's the first time I think it was the first
Speaker 2: time a stranger has ever had ever addressed me?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: It was that, Yeah, that's awesome. It's just fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Uh but yeah, that's that's fair. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I'm really all that familiar with Pellam or Riverdale.
Speaker 1: Or Pellam Bay in a bay park.
Speaker 2: I'm sure I've been there, was going towards the Zoo
Speaker 2: and everything. I really just I really just remember gun
Speaker 2: Hill and I hated it.
Speaker 1: No sucks, The South Bronx sucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's horrible. It's like really, I'm sure the closer
Speaker 2: you get to younger is the better it is.
Speaker 1: But uh, I think that's yeah. Over by Pelham the
Speaker 1: six train pretty much, just take the six train as
Speaker 1: far as you can. When you get by like the
Speaker 1: Bazoo and all of like the nice shopping areas and
Speaker 1: it's nice. When you go to Third Avenue the other way,
Speaker 1: or towards Harlem, it sucks. And this is unfortunate because
Speaker 1: that's where I'm from.
Speaker 2: Oh well, Sean mclovin rode In, he says, it's crazy
Speaker 2: how poor you guys were. I guess he's talking about the.
Speaker 1: That's quick.
Speaker 2: What's even crazier is how bad things are getting. What
Speaker 2: do you think it would be like to be that
Speaker 2: poor today? I can't even.
Speaker 1: Fuck I would oh my fucking gut. That was like
Speaker 1: my biggest fear, Like.
Speaker 2: Actually I would have turned to I would not let
Speaker 2: that happen again. I would simply be like, listen, it
Speaker 2: couldn't happen if it was happening to all. If all
Speaker 2: of us saw like a like that crazy thing, I'd
Speaker 2: be just like, let's just fucking get a place again,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. At that point, I would
Speaker 2: be like, let's just move in, dude, Like, let's get
Speaker 2: let's rent a mansion, split it between all of us
Speaker 2: who have more than enough space. It would be I
Speaker 2: actually remember looking into this when I was considering moving
Speaker 2: back from New York after the COVID thing, and I
Speaker 2: was like, it's it's actually infuriating how much cheaper it
Speaker 2: is to just rent a like a borderline mansion with
Speaker 2: the amount of people that let's say, like a five
Speaker 2: better mansion has, Like you have five tenants. It's more affordable, yes,
Speaker 2: than a one bedroom or like a two bedroom in
Speaker 2: every way, And even if you split a two bedroom
Speaker 2: with somebody else, it's more of it. And it's like,
Speaker 2: that's crazy, and you have more than enough. You have
Speaker 2: more space than you normally would. Each of those rooms
Speaker 2: is like an apartment. So I don't know, man, it
Speaker 2: is crazy, But like my recommendation to everybody, quite frankly,
Speaker 2: if you're like going out on your own is like
Speaker 2: just like split shit for as long as possible, Like
Speaker 2: it is literally only money in your pocket to do it.
Speaker 2: You make some sacrifices. It's not it's I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've lived with people, I've lived alone, quite frankly, like
Speaker 2: the benefits of living alone they're cool, but like it's
Speaker 2: actually like whatever compared to like the amount of money
Speaker 2: that you would save not doing it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, dude, when I when I was in Vegas,
Speaker 4: I still think about everyone so actually due were its
Speaker 4: just I was living in a house with a with
Speaker 4: a handful of people and yeah, you're.
Speaker 1: Sharing the space, but they were all chill. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And my rent was laughable, you know, like it was nothing.
Speaker 2: Dude, when we got here, it was like eight hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 2: Well for each of us in or like something like that.
Speaker 2: It was like seven something.
Speaker 1: It was for very cheap.
Speaker 2: It was some some something for me and Jalene, not you,
Speaker 2: because you didn't pay for a while.
Speaker 1: I was fucking broke.
Speaker 2: But uh, which is like, dude, eight hundred dollars for
Speaker 2: rent is fucking that. That is in dude, I looked
Speaker 2: into So you're paying now yea, yeah, oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: pay like I feel like nine I peel like nine
Speaker 2: to fifty.
Speaker 1: Well don't you pay half of eight hundred? Huh? I pay?
Speaker 1: I pay the main pay rent. Okay, yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna make Lily pay rent. I'm like, you can focus
Speaker 1: on like saving money for us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, eight d is nothing.
Speaker 1: Pay rent and that's.
Speaker 4: Nothing that is like I don't I don't understand that though,
Speaker 4: what like the like sometimes you not like whatever happens
Speaker 4: if you like say, oh you know, you're it. To me,
Speaker 4: it was like it just didn't seem like the person
Speaker 4: that makes less money should be saving the money to
Speaker 4: like you know, like, oh, let me do this, and
Speaker 4: then the other person doesn't even notice that the money's gone.
Speaker 1: And then like so for me, I pay the rent
Speaker 1: because of the fact that I pay for like the
Speaker 1: stuff in the house. Right, So I'm like the I
Speaker 1: do the gas electric, I do the services, and then
Speaker 1: I do rent, and then Lily pays for our savings,
Speaker 1: our wrap ira, she does for her car and then
Speaker 1: the groceries and stuff like that, and then that's where
Speaker 1: we that's where she does. But she saves, that's fair
Speaker 1: for you. I think that's fair for him, decent amount
Speaker 1: of money, and like the savings, it's.
Speaker 2: Fair for him considering the amount of expenses that he
Speaker 2: has is so low compared to like anybody else really
Speaker 2: doing a job like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, granted, so I don't, like, I don't
Speaker 1: care about playing rent. It's not a big deal because
Speaker 1: it's not like it's not hampering to me. And I
Speaker 1: usually often have money still after doing everything, but it's
Speaker 1: because of the defects. Somebody she has all of the
Speaker 1: like saving stuff in her name, well not in her name,
Speaker 1: just coming out of her direct pay. Yeah, but like
Speaker 1: if she gets paid quite a bit more than I
Speaker 1: even not we get paid pretty well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just like I just I'm like, all right,
Speaker 4: is your you know, cause you know, like say, for example,
Speaker 4: like I think a lot of people have things where
Speaker 4: they they don't their account could never get to a
Speaker 4: certain level. It can never go lower than this threshold.
Speaker 4: And that's the thing where it's like if someone's making
Speaker 4: this much more money, then it's like I would more.
Speaker 4: It's like, say I make more money than Jojo right now,
Speaker 4: not by much, but enough, and so I take most
Speaker 4: of the charge of that, and because I don't want
Speaker 4: her account to get to a level to where it's
Speaker 4: like it's too fucking low, and I feel like that
Speaker 4: puts you in jeopardy of like your account being too
Speaker 4: low sometimes.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it does, but I usually, like
Speaker 1: we rarely, I don't know the last time I've needed
Speaker 1: this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: You you have a cash cow and your girlfriend milk
Speaker 4: her dry son.
Speaker 1: Do you think I do you think my living situation
Speaker 1: right now? Isn't me doing that?
Speaker 4: I just want you to look at your bank account
Speaker 4: and just see way too many zeros and laugh. That's
Speaker 4: all and then that's what That's what. That's all I'm
Speaker 4: getting at. Just be like, oh, this is great, Like
Speaker 4: just take all that money.
Speaker 1: That'd be amazing, amazing souse.
Speaker 4: I'm like, is this because look, here's the thing, man,
Speaker 4: I think she's planning on fucking your ass and be like, oh,
Speaker 4: this is our money. And then something happens you you know,
Speaker 4: your dick gets cut off and she's like, you're no
Speaker 4: longer useful to me, and then she takes off.
Speaker 1: All on everything. It don't matter. I'm everything, I've wear
Speaker 1: my way and everything. No, you you're on everything now.
Speaker 1: Then once your dick gets cut off, once you lose
Speaker 1: your dick. Oh, she's on fire. Then she's on fire.
Speaker 1: Then she's gonna she's gonna be like I don't want
Speaker 1: this one, Like, oh, that's crazy. How you just set
Speaker 1: on fire, just.
Speaker 2: Pretending like it's just happened. It's crazy, Like just pretending like,
Speaker 2: oh it's crazy, it's crazy. You're about to be set aflame.
Speaker 1: It's insane. Dude, whoa crazy? He's somebody named Lily? Just
Speaker 1: why she goes anyway?
Speaker 2: Mixed food road in and he says, hey, nostalgia criticling
Speaker 2: Carra and spoony've been listening since Zach called Chris out
Speaker 2: for gunning down Progerius. This has never happened, and I
Speaker 2: finally decided to give you money. Anyways, My question is
Speaker 2: why does Sweeny always claim to be a good person
Speaker 2: even though he's Even though he tries to lie and
Speaker 2: say he's a good person, he always proves himself wrong
Speaker 2: almost immediately. Also, Derek, you're gay. Now here's the thing
Speaker 2: you did? You selling a broken Nintendo we you is
Speaker 2: pretty egregious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yo, guys, that's so light.
Speaker 3: I know that's so light. I think you're proving gentleman's point.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, look, man, I look, I actively try nowadays
Speaker 1: to be a better person than I was previously. It's
Speaker 1: not it's not it's not a you know, it's not
Speaker 1: an immediate transformation. You gotta it's a process. It's a
Speaker 1: losing battle most of the time. Trying. It's not easy
Speaker 1: of trying. It's really it's really not easy. Dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've done bad things, man, like I keep doing it.
Speaker 1: But like I.
Speaker 2: Come right, come itchy wah rode in that, he says, Hey,
Speaker 2: Feller's one of my favorite artists. Jack Stauber, Oh I
Speaker 2: love Jack Stubber has a song called I Love You
Speaker 2: Verne troyer Well, not my favorite song of his.
Speaker 3: It has me thinking of you guys.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: If you could make a song dedicated to an actor
Speaker 2: or celebrity, who would it be? I mean, brother, come on.
Speaker 1: Oh, Julia, Luis, Ravis, Keith David, what do you.
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: It would be.
Speaker 2: Absolutely it would be Keith David. Mine personally would be
Speaker 2: Willia Dafoe. It's not a bad choice. Would be a
Speaker 2: Sea Shandy inspired by the Lighthouse. I still haven't seen
Speaker 2: the Lighthouse.
Speaker 1: I heard he comes in it. Yeah, I think she comes.
Speaker 1: I saw his balls?
Speaker 2: Oh really?
Speaker 4: Where h In another movie with with Emma Stone, he.
Speaker 1: Shows him crazy.
Speaker 2: If you were like I saw his balls, I haven't
Speaker 2: seen any of his movies.
Speaker 4: I've seen this dick before what you call it. In
Speaker 4: The Northman you just saw walking around. He was walking
Speaker 4: around and you're like, hey, hey, well can I see
Speaker 4: your balls?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: I saw his dicking the behind the scenes of Spider
Speaker 2: Man One because I used UH. I used AI to
Speaker 2: expand the frame beyond what was available to see on
Speaker 2: the day and.
Speaker 1: What we don't know fabricated.
Speaker 3: No, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, this is actually an AI that actually doesn't fabricate.
Speaker 2: It actually peers into the past and actually actually does
Speaker 2: fill in the blanks with what was actually there and
Speaker 2: what we don't make. One of the facts about Spider
Speaker 2: Man one that we don't know much, sure, whatever the
Speaker 2: we we what a lot of people don't know is that,
Speaker 2: you know, just just out of frame and nearly every shot,
Speaker 2: even in some of the shots that Will and Dafoe
Speaker 2: is in, Yeah, Will can be seen jerking off violently
Speaker 2: just out of frame.
Speaker 1: Now is he? Yes? Great.
Speaker 2: The next question, he David, would obviously be would would
Speaker 2: be the would be the person. I don't know what
Speaker 2: kind of genre it would be, though, I.
Speaker 1: Be a ballad, that'd be a ballad. Different. I can't
Speaker 1: write ballads.
Speaker 2: I can't write balands either.
Speaker 1: It'd be fine, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 4: But I had a I will be honest, I had
Speaker 4: the beginning. It's actually in my head right now. So
Speaker 4: when I was writing, I wrote this power this cradles
Speaker 4: power metal song, and after that I thought I was
Speaker 4: in the mood to write another one.
Speaker 1: And I have the beginning of a song called Hail
Speaker 1: Keith David.
Speaker 4: And so all I have, though is just the Hail
Speaker 4: Keith David part and a little it's just a little concept.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. Maybe that's something that uh yeah,
Speaker 1: there it is speaking the God of War. Did you
Speaker 1: see the like the round table it did I for
Speaker 1: the twentieth anniversary where like it was yeah, the one
Speaker 1: that I couldn't get into this were yeah you were there.
Speaker 1: Actually that's crazy. Yeah, it was really. It was really
Speaker 1: interesting seeing all them talks to each other, seeing like
Speaker 1: t J Carson the name tc TC Carson, how old
Speaker 1: he is now? It's I did not remember.
Speaker 2: He was fucking like not he was like fifty when
Speaker 2: he did the fucking voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was fifty, but he I mean.
Speaker 3: Like when he was when when I first knew him
Speaker 3: from a is it living single?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it was older. You know.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like a young cat. He wasn't like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm newly fresh onto the acting scene.
Speaker 1: Like he was a he was a little bit older.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember, I remember him from the last season
Speaker 2: of The Honeymooners.
Speaker 1: There's not a single person in that show he was.
Speaker 2: He got canceled as soon as he showed up, and
Speaker 2: immediately the audience was like, hmmm, not the direction I
Speaker 2: would like this to go.
Speaker 3: I want that I have any problem every people, not.
Speaker 2: That I have a problem with those people. And at
Speaker 2: least that's one. At least at least this one's thin.
Speaker 2: But I don't know.
Speaker 1: The Honeymooners Every New Year's Every New Year's, Channel eleven
Speaker 1: would play Honeymooners all day fucking long. I've never seen like,
Speaker 1: I've probably never seen a minute of that show because
Speaker 1: you're were not relic. That's why my Grandma's wan Bygone era.
Speaker 1: So I would watch Honeymooners, and I was like, this
Speaker 1: show is crazy because he's threatening to beat his wife
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 2: That's the main joke because that's the only thing that
Speaker 2: I know about it.
Speaker 3: Zoom like to the fucking moons.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: That's the legacy of the show is that, like, his
Speaker 2: wife will be threatened, don't worry.
Speaker 4: It's like us Sanford and Son. You got dude's always
Speaker 4: going to fake a heart attack, Like there's there's like
Speaker 4: certain beats, George Jefferson, He's gonna like be cheap.
Speaker 1: In and dance.
Speaker 3: Is a show? Yeah, thought that was like a store maybe, well,
Speaker 3: I think the Richards, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Richards.
Speaker 4: Honeymooners was just him beating the piss out of his wife.
Speaker 4: Every episode.
Speaker 1: He would just tell his friends like, Hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: beat this bitch. And they made a fucking movie about it.
Speaker 1: Way it was the Entertainer and my caps. Remember they
Speaker 1: did that honeymoon.
Speaker 2: Are you fucking serious?
Speaker 1: Swear to God? And and uh and the folks, the
Speaker 1: folks that liked Honeymooners, uh really did not like that movie.
Speaker 1: That's balls. So what's the name of the the guy
Speaker 1: that was in Romeo and Juliet The what Shakespeare.
Speaker 2: I don't know Latino d.
Speaker 1: From the Romeo and Juliet remake.
Speaker 2: Uh, the Latino. I don't know Louis mind only like
Speaker 2: not Louis's mind. The only Latino I know.
Speaker 1: You mean Jona he was. He was in it too,
Speaker 1: of course he was. He's in every He's he's in everything.
Speaker 1: He's a prolific actor. Actually like he's but he's acted
Speaker 1: at everything. Yeah, you remember how I was complaining about.
Speaker 2: Dude he played he played the dog and the last
Speaker 2: of us to do you know that?
Speaker 4: That's actually true statement he voiced speaking of the last
Speaker 4: Petro Pascal, one of the last times we mentioned him.
Speaker 4: I was complaining about how he's in fucking everything. That
Speaker 4: was kind of exaggerating. Of course, it was being facetious
Speaker 4: a little bit or not physicious, but just you know,
Speaker 4: just being stupid. And I'm watching I saw The Equalizer
Speaker 4: last year for the first time, and I was like,
Speaker 4: that was a fun action thriller. And finally Equalizes too.
Speaker 4: Now is streaming, I can see it again or it's
Speaker 4: available again.
Speaker 1: And I watched it. Guess who's in the movie.
Speaker 3: Hey man, he's a working actor.
Speaker 1: I was like, he's having this year man everywhere, and
Speaker 1: then he's, uh, he's of course because I like that
Speaker 1: he likes to diversify his role because he was a
Speaker 1: villain in this one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you didn't know right away, and so you
Speaker 4: find out like, oh, he's the one. He's like, I'm
Speaker 4: the I am the one who give your best friend.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 4: And then I was like, oh, I am, I am
Speaker 4: the I am the Hispanic equalizer. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: this is crazy. That movie was fucking actually kind of fun.
Speaker 4: There's a guy named Miles who's like the troubled youth.
Speaker 4: There was like a troubled youth in the first movie
Speaker 4: they checked that played hit girl in the live action
Speaker 4: kick Ass.
Speaker 2: I forget her name, Chloe, Chloe Grace moret.
Speaker 4: I know Chloe that so yeah, so she's the troubled prostitute,
Speaker 4: the troubled youth, right, and he saves her like I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna equalize everybody. I'm fucking.
Speaker 3: He equalizes people.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Okay, look at he's he is a former your audio
Speaker 2: is speaking.
Speaker 1: He equalizes everything. He's a drinking He's like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: he needs to fucking equal making exactly the same on
Speaker 1: every table. He's just freaking out.
Speaker 2: He's just profoundly autistic, even like he does have O
Speaker 2: C D in the in the movie like Monk kind
Speaker 2: of he's not on that level.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Monk is. He's Adrian Monk. I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: Monk was actually a good show. Monk is. So it's
Speaker 1: frightening actually, like he is autistic.
Speaker 4: He has Tourette's autism, he has uh.
Speaker 1: Odd, every Monk is so autistic that he could actually
Speaker 1: have been aged forty seven. Do you think if somebody
Speaker 1: I actually done it?
Speaker 2: Do you think if he's he's got so many idiosyncrasies
Speaker 2: in that show, that's that show's over right, like.
Speaker 4: That, it's been over for like fifty I saw it
Speaker 4: just like that. There was a marathon a Monk and
Speaker 4: I saw, and I watched like a bunch of episodes
Speaker 4: like it.
Speaker 2: It feels like one of those shows like when you
Speaker 2: watch a single episode, like if you don't know anything
Speaker 2: else about it, it does come across as one of
Speaker 2: those like n CIS kind of shows where it's like
Speaker 2: this might still be happening.
Speaker 1: Like that's that's one of those like Basic Television seven
Speaker 1: to nine o'clock, like, oh, this is just.
Speaker 2: On that's Tony Shalhoub, right, is in that show. Is
Speaker 2: I think that sounds right though just by his face?
Speaker 2: Or is it Columbo that I'm thinking of Colombo?
Speaker 3: That's not Colombo. No, the that's not the I don't
Speaker 3: think that's the actor's name.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 4: You know what, I'm not even gonna say. Mister equalizers. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's a former assassin for the government and in Denzel
Speaker 4: watching him, he's a mister equalizer and mister equalizer equalizes stuff.
Speaker 4: He just kill people like think like, so he was
Speaker 4: a former he used to be former assassin. Now he's
Speaker 4: trying to live an honest and just normal life. But
Speaker 4: then it gets pulled back into it, but but in
Speaker 4: a righteous way. So the first uh, the plot, it's
Speaker 4: two second plot prostitute Russian gang. She and her friends
Speaker 4: are in trouble, so he equalizes a bunch of the Russian.
Speaker 1: Stop saying equalized and say murders name is his name
Speaker 1: is John Equalizer? Right, No, his name is Robert McCall.
Speaker 4: Robert he's equal like Robert McCall equalizes, So he equalizes stuff,
Speaker 4: and then he equalized the mob and then she was saved.
Speaker 3: Everything's fine. So Trouble Youth second movie. No, that's the
Speaker 3: third one.
Speaker 4: So the second one, Troubled Youth, he's still he's still
Speaker 4: in Massachusetts, still the same area. So, uh, Troubled Youth Miles.
Speaker 4: He's like, oh, he's gonna be in a gang he wants,
Speaker 4: but he's a painter, he's an artist. So he tries
Speaker 4: to like save him by occupying him with some jobs
Speaker 4: and painting and stuff.
Speaker 1: And then his best Latino black kid right that he's like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I like, just a black kid, just a black kid.
Speaker 1: You're not a Latina. Another one, it's just a regular
Speaker 1: black kid.
Speaker 3: Literally he's hearing this and he's just like, was that me?
Speaker 1: Is that Myles Morales? Regular Miles? I remember it might
Speaker 1: not be Samuel Jackson. And no, in the movie of
Speaker 1: the Basketball movie I Forgot Harder or something. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: movie is so funny.
Speaker 4: I never watched that one because there's so many they're
Speaker 4: all the same truths. Okay, So, so mister Equalizer tries
Speaker 4: to help Miles, right, and then he uh there's Hispanic
Speaker 4: equalizer in Pedro Pascal that if they're friends, they're all
Speaker 4: friends X In the same job he kills, uh, myster
Speaker 4: e Denzel Equalizer's best friend other friends, and so he's like,
Speaker 4: now he's like, I'm gonna equalize you. He's like, you know,
Speaker 4: Robert McCalls like, I'm gonna equalize you Pedro Pascal or
Speaker 4: Joel Miller. And so there's gonna be So there's a
Speaker 4: showdown about to take place. And this is the crazy
Speaker 4: thing about this fucking movie, because the movie was completely fine.
Speaker 4: That guy Miles is painting mister Equalizer's kitchen, he's paying
Speaker 4: it for a job, and mister Equalizer knows Pedro Equalizer
Speaker 4: is coming to try to kill him, doesn't warn the
Speaker 4: kid Miles at all. Fucking All of a sudden, Myles
Speaker 4: calls him, being like, hey, there's some dudes coming. What
Speaker 4: the's going on?
Speaker 3: He's like, he goes, it was it was almost forgot
Speaker 3: to tell you that dude.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: I rewound because I'm like, wait, did I miss.
Speaker 1: Some fucking up? What did he tell I forgot to
Speaker 1: tell you? Yeah?
Speaker 7: He Equalis or whatever the e is fucking on his
Speaker 7: way over there to kill you equally whoops shows up.
Speaker 4: You know, there's this suspense and I understand why they
Speaker 4: didn't warn him so they can have a cool suspense
Speaker 4: scene and go hide in this fucking trap closet or whatever.
Speaker 4: But I was just like, Nigga, why did you not
Speaker 4: say nothing? He said, anyway, kid gets kidnapped by Equalists
Speaker 4: equal Lizzio what's his name?
Speaker 1: Again? I don't know. I should know that I'm the.
Speaker 3: One that saw it, mister equal Equal.
Speaker 4: So he kidnaps and puts him in the trunk, and
Speaker 4: there's a final showdown and the kid gets shot on
Speaker 4: the fucking leg, you know that's the and then and
Speaker 4: then Equalists he also gets equalized.
Speaker 1: Yeah, eventually him and his goons, and that.
Speaker 4: Kid is so unbothered by the whole situation.
Speaker 3: He's just like, who are you man? And I'm like,
Speaker 3: are you not extremely upset that?
Speaker 2: You know what it is?
Speaker 1: This situation.
Speaker 2: He opens the trunk and he sees him and he
Speaker 2: finds out that, uh, he's been he's been cut in
Speaker 2: half vertically, and so he looks like an equal sign.
Speaker 4: And he was like, thank goodness, I didn't have to
Speaker 4: do this myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you've been equalized. You've been equalized, sir.
Speaker 2: And then the credits yeah, And then the post credits
Speaker 2: scene comes on and it's mister subtracto or something.
Speaker 1: Thing. We didn't get to.
Speaker 3: The third one, Mister Minus is pretty good.
Speaker 1: The third one nothing happens.
Speaker 4: It's it's just takes place in Italy, and there's no
Speaker 4: for mister Equalizer, there's no conflict.
Speaker 3: It's gait. Is there a Is that a real movie?
Speaker 3: The third Equalizer?
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a third one. So I saw it because
Speaker 4: I have to finish it Equalizer, and I'm thinking, yeah,
Speaker 4: so three dude, that's sick.
Speaker 1: Oh dude.
Speaker 2: Coming right now.
Speaker 1: I gotta Remakinguilize, gonna remake it, I'm thinking because they're
Speaker 1: said it was the final chapter.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, okay, so he's probably gonna die or something.
Speaker 4: That's great, you know, like he literally there was for
Speaker 4: his character zero conflict. I've never seen an action thriller
Speaker 4: where there was no pushback on the main protagonist, like
Speaker 4: where there's even like, oh something, is he gonna make
Speaker 4: it out of this?
Speaker 1: He was flawless.
Speaker 3: Did he plays?
Speaker 2: He plays the lotto and the whole movie is him
Speaker 2: slowly scratching the numbers off, and then at the end
Speaker 2: you find that he lost and he goes.
Speaker 3: I guess I'm not equal anymore. And then he just
Speaker 3: walked into.
Speaker 1: The scene credits.
Speaker 3: Ty, why he's James Bond.
Speaker 4: He was James Bond the whole time. He just know
Speaker 4: he's Alias was equalizer so stupid. Actually it's not equalizer,
Speaker 4: it's bond equalization equal double O bond double ow bond equalizer.
Speaker 2: You find out that he's just fucking demented.
Speaker 1: Nothing actually happened.
Speaker 4: He got he was actually he's he's he's a straight
Speaker 4: jacket in the fucking padded So he.
Speaker 1: Actually got shot in the head in the first movie.
Speaker 1: And this is all his dying, his dying brain. It's
Speaker 1: just like seems like days, but it's just fucking seconds and.
Speaker 2: Congratulations. Nothing mattered ever, Thank you for investing in our friend.
Speaker 1: Director.
Speaker 3: He comes like wet Sanders and shot.
Speaker 2: Congratulations. Your payoff is nothing. I don't get nothing. It's
Speaker 2: just it's just the clip of Geen Wilder, Gean Wilder.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I forgot I forgot to Wilder.
Speaker 1: You got nothing.
Speaker 3: That smash cuts the credits to stroll credits.
Speaker 2: It's just like all the credits in like one frame,
Speaker 2: but it's like mega small, so everybody fits so you
Speaker 2: have the squint.
Speaker 1: It's like three seconds his mouth goes all the way
Speaker 1: down and then shoots himself in the back and it
Speaker 1: goes through where its fucking wear his tailboat blow.
Speaker 2: He gets the whole shot in his mouth, even the handle,
Speaker 2: and pulls the trigger with his tongue.
Speaker 1: How many pounds of pressure at it? His tongue doesn't easily.
Speaker 2: Off, Dude, it's a tough guy. That's one tough.
Speaker 1: I love Equalizer three, the three Equalizer.
Speaker 3: Excuse I love the Equalizer video game. You ever played those?
Speaker 1: Blast fucking take two?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, rock Star Yeah, Rockstars Equalizer franchise, hit video
Speaker 2: game series, third person action adventure so good. That's really cool.
Speaker 2: It's almost as good as Wanted.
Speaker 1: I can't believe there's wanted to and and and thwnted thwunted.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I feel like they, you know what, I
Speaker 2: bet asked for that movie. Probably it was too expensive
Speaker 2: because that was a pretty stacked cast. Actually there was
Speaker 2: like Angelia and especially.
Speaker 1: After Boy, after they became like really famous.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 3: Morgan Freeman, I bet that's the only read.
Speaker 2: They were like, we could make another one, but like
Speaker 2: we're not gonna get these people back, Like they probably
Speaker 2: made a lot of money, but like not enough to
Speaker 2: justify paying those people again, probably you know.
Speaker 4: I mean the funny thing is I that I could
Speaker 4: see that movie with anybody else.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe it's just paid James mcave. It would been
Speaker 1: cool if he came back, but like smashed ah star
Speaker 1: Lord with a fucking keyboard. He did, Yeah with the keys.
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, let's read this guy, the
Speaker 2: Harmonsist wrote in The Harmssiest. Yeah, he says greetings Vanilla,
Speaker 2: strawberry and chocolate, the Neapolitan ice cream of racism.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I've been thinking recently about about dating and how it's
Speaker 2: different between people and countries. My observations have been that
Speaker 2: in the UK dating doesn't really happen all too often,
Speaker 2: and relationships just sort of happen through long friendships that
Speaker 2: turn into more. My question is, what are your guys'
Speaker 2: methods of getting into relationships? Is it the typic, is
Speaker 2: it typical? Is it the typical ask them out on
Speaker 2: a coffee date, go to a bar, chill in a
Speaker 2: park or do relationships just come vicariously vicarious I don't
Speaker 2: know that's the right word. Through talking to someone new
Speaker 2: as part of group group of friends, for example, Thanks
Speaker 2: a bunch lads, sorry for the question. Sorry if the
Speaker 2: question is worded like a spastic, don't worry it was.
Speaker 1: But I should just go up to a girl and say, hey,
Speaker 1: you have a nice pussy. Oh, and then I can
Speaker 1: see your pussy through your clothes. I can also smell it.
Speaker 1: It smells if it's similar to strawberries, I'd like to
Speaker 1: eat that. Yeah, okay, you'll wait the response and then
Speaker 1: she she perportuates you doesn't work anymore. Mamas doesn't even
Speaker 1: bother me anymore fucking stronger than her. I take the
Speaker 1: fucking peptwey and I drink it. It's very shocking. Thanks
Speaker 1: for the beverage. Bitch, So we fucking or not? Uh?
Speaker 4: You calling them like bitch and dumb concert It's it's
Speaker 4: very endearing to them.
Speaker 3: Yeah it works.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we answered the question. Listen here right, your bitch,
Speaker 1: call me your bitch. Anyone that says that is girls, ladies, ladies, ladies,
Speaker 1: men and everyone else in between or not run away
Speaker 1: from that person.
Speaker 4: Look that says come here, bitch, like real, real, real,
Speaker 4: real answer, real real answer. So it just there's varying degrees. Right,
Speaker 4: If if it's like you know someone for a long time,
Speaker 4: I think that's the easiest fucking thing because then you
Speaker 4: can just be very casual about it, like, hey man,
Speaker 4: you want to hang out some time, you know, do
Speaker 4: some coffee, you want to do that, or come over whatever,
Speaker 4: and it will.
Speaker 1: Probably to.
Speaker 4: You asking me out just a date or some ship
Speaker 4: you know, something little dumb thing right there, and then
Speaker 4: you kind of just the anonymously connecting with people.
Speaker 1: That's the ship that its shifted. That's the thing.
Speaker 4: That's like a little different because I don't know how
Speaker 4: cool it is to just walk up and ask people
Speaker 4: shit anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does feel and not even in like a
Speaker 2: like a me too way, although that is kind of
Speaker 2: part of it. Somewhat you don't want to like necessarily
Speaker 2: like intrude on people's like nights out or whatever. But
Speaker 2: there there's also even just like I know me personally,
Speaker 2: like if I'm just out with my friends, I really
Speaker 2: don't want to be bothered at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's that's the thing, And that was the
Speaker 1: medium back in the day. That is what you did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because there literally was no way too.
Speaker 2: It was either that or you had a position of power.
Speaker 2: And you, you know, you Harvey Weinstein, some people you
Speaker 2: did some some mild shit. That's the only way that
Speaker 2: people got together back in the day. It was either
Speaker 2: anonymously through complete random happenstance or deeply unethical.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the only only ways that used to have.
Speaker 4: Like, the easiest way for me back in the day
Speaker 4: was well, I guess it's not even about easy, it's
Speaker 4: just what was done. We uh, me and some of
Speaker 4: my friends. We'd be out, like in an amusement park
Speaker 4: or whatever the fuck, and a lot of times there
Speaker 4: would be girls out there in the same mode where
Speaker 4: we're out with our friends, and if we happen to
Speaker 4: run into some cool people, you know, then maybe we'll well,
Speaker 4: we can uh, we can hang out together. We could
Speaker 4: all kind of meet up and then exchange numbers later
Speaker 4: and maybe see if it blossoms into something.
Speaker 3: But like I said, that's so oh okay.
Speaker 2: It's as Kings made a little drawing.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like doodle Bob almost with the dick drawing.
Speaker 2: It's a little square thing under there, the bussing. I
Speaker 2: see you drew eyelashes on my dick, cheney eyelashes, and
Speaker 2: I got like coke or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know if.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I've met people in kind of
Speaker 2: a lot of these a lot of different like I've met.
Speaker 2: I've I've dated people that I've just met through just
Speaker 2: apps or whatever, or just through online or just through friends.
Speaker 2: I've also just ended up dating people that like were
Speaker 2: my friends for a while and then something happened. I
Speaker 2: think generally in my experience, I don't think this is
Speaker 2: gonna be most people's experience, but like I just I
Speaker 2: prefer meeting people as friends first because at least, like
Speaker 2: if things don't work out, there's like a foundation there
Speaker 2: where it's like, oh, well, now I know I didn't
Speaker 2: just like make some stupid mistake for no reason, or
Speaker 2: it's just like oh I just had like a hunch
Speaker 2: or something, which is like a lot of you know,
Speaker 2: anonymous or like app stuff.
Speaker 1: It's just like, oh, I clearly look your photo.
Speaker 2: You know. I like to like the people in advance
Speaker 2: of being like, okay, like this is a good friend.
Speaker 2: How does this work elsewhere?
Speaker 3: I think that's sometimes it works.
Speaker 1: Sometimes.
Speaker 4: I think that's like the preferable way that anyone would
Speaker 4: probably like to do it that way if they can.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes it gets too fucked up, and then you
Speaker 2: can't be friends anymore. But like I genuinely have not
Speaker 2: had that problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sing single, be single, Yeah, just be enjoy your
Speaker 1: space by yourself.
Speaker 2: I think honestly, like I think people look at relationships
Speaker 2: now as like a it's like a money saving thing.
Speaker 2: To be honest, I know it's expensive to have like
Speaker 2: a partner, but like it's more like you want to
Speaker 2: pay half of this rent. I think that's kind of
Speaker 2: what a lot of people are looking at now.
Speaker 4: Be single under it, I would, ever, I don't know
Speaker 4: why he would say that, And while he's not single,
Speaker 4: you know, so I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't listen. I would a loser, But I'm not
Speaker 1: as uh No, I joke partially, I think what it
Speaker 1: really it just it just matters the dynamic how you
Speaker 1: go about it. Some people are very social, so they
Speaker 1: can go to like bar situations, but I think a
Speaker 1: lot of people in the out they don't want to
Speaker 1: be talked to and then that way, So I think
Speaker 1: it's best to find somebody in a create a space
Speaker 1: where you what's weird, are fine with the person around them,
Speaker 1: and then try to pursue it from there. But at
Speaker 1: the same time, it's just like, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: know so many people that like like people and it
Speaker 1: just didn't like them back for like a long time,
Speaker 1: and it's just like I don't you know.
Speaker 2: What's crazy though to me is that like there's a
Speaker 2: lot of places that used to be the place where
Speaker 2: you go like like clubs or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: Look, I gotta be real, No, I don't understand why people.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I can't fathom why people who are not single.
Speaker 1: Go to clubs. I say the same shit all the time.
Speaker 2: I think it's really fucking stupid and annoying because it's
Speaker 2: like this is like the one. This is like the
Speaker 2: this is like that third space that people talk about, right,
Speaker 2: it's like the only thing left that like kind of
Speaker 2: gets the point across where it's just like, hey, look
Speaker 2: i'm here.
Speaker 1: Uh you want to meet people?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to meet people. And then like there's
Speaker 2: like the girls' night and it's like get the fuck
Speaker 2: out of here.
Speaker 1: Like what do you do like girls dance? It's definitely like.
Speaker 4: Now if you're fear one of those club goers, because
Speaker 4: I went a little bit back in the day, not
Speaker 4: my style. Music's too fucking loud. I can't hear anybody.
Speaker 4: I hate shit like that personally. Like if I'm at
Speaker 4: a show, I'm expecting that because.
Speaker 1: I'm here to listen to the artist.
Speaker 4: But if I'm here to mingle with people and the
Speaker 4: ship's too fucking loud, are you looking me in the eye?
Speaker 1: Oh? I see he was trying. He was drawing swastika.
Speaker 1: Oh were you no? This guy not anymore? Is that
Speaker 1: you're doing that again? Man, I haven't drawn the swastika ever. Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm not good at doing a design, I said, ever,
Speaker 1: I don't believe that even I'm just not going to
Speaker 1: the design. That's it. I would have tried to. Don't
Speaker 1: get me wrong, I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 3: You're not good at the design.
Speaker 1: I haven't tried to. I haven't drawn it. I don't
Speaker 1: even I don't.
Speaker 3: It's not hard. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. I don't believe that's.
Speaker 4: It's just I don't you just look at left to right,
Speaker 4: left to right, down, left to right, and then and
Speaker 4: then and then do it the other way.
Speaker 1: Are you just stealing? Oh damn, it's way too easy.
Speaker 1: You just like that.
Speaker 3: I mean it's like that, I mean that was the
Speaker 3: that that's a terrible looking at It was a really
Speaker 3: bad one.
Speaker 1: But it got the point.
Speaker 2: Across skin that what is wrong with your skin that
Speaker 2: it smudges the ink like that?
Speaker 1: It's oily? Yeah, so oily. That is crazy, dude, That's
Speaker 1: why my skin say so luxurious and shiny? How was
Speaker 1: it that oily? So I stay so luxury? What do you? What?
Speaker 3: Are you a fucking whale. I'm gonna get that fun
Speaker 3: I'm gonna sell. I'm gonna sell his juices.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna put kingson in a hydraulic press oil
Speaker 2: and sell it to shampoo.
Speaker 1: My skin. I have I tell you my skin, lily,
Speaker 1: which mice I do?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I wanted to talk about the little dots on my skin.
Speaker 1: Literally I don't see I literally have ema. This guy's smooth,
Speaker 1: silky smooth. He's lying as I make sure your arms
Speaker 1: like lathered, but I do have like up here, you
Speaker 1: can remember when your arms were he king. You can
Speaker 1: see the fucking damage up to. My skin looks like me.
Speaker 1: See it just looks like touch me, bro.
Speaker 3: This is a little ego that's always.
Speaker 2: Like if Sween, uh, what if Sween locked in, he'd
Speaker 2: look like the Max Rode in the Max. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: is a comic book character that we looked it up
Speaker 2: on the show before. It's crazy. It's crazy looking thing.
Speaker 2: Uh Nick showed me the mac Ax. Yeah, but uh so,
Speaker 2: he says, uh or she haven Have you guys heard
Speaker 2: of that guy, the Crooked Man on TikTok? Have you
Speaker 2: seen this guy?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'll explain it in a second.
Speaker 2: He's been documenting training only one trap, and even though
Speaker 2: he's only been at it a little over one hundred days,
Speaker 2: he's looking kind of fucky. Also side note, I urge
Speaker 2: you guys to look this guy up while we're having
Speaker 2: this conversation, the Crooked Man especially or something like that.
Speaker 2: But look up Crooked Man TikTok, I guess because like
Speaker 2: otherwise you'll get like, I don't know, like some fucking
Speaker 2: horror story written by a fourteen year old on fucking
Speaker 2: wat pad or something. But also side note, I want
Speaker 2: to thank Kingston because this weird ritual of drinking chia
Speaker 2: seed water inspired me to start taking my health seriously
Speaker 2: and I dropped twenty pounds since.
Speaker 1: The start of March.
Speaker 2: Good shit, great job. Now what he doesn't tell us
Speaker 2: is that he's eighty pounds so it's actually really unhealthy.
Speaker 1: For him to keep doing this. Is he throwing up?
Speaker 2: You think he was eighty pounds when he started? By
Speaker 2: the way, so's he's sixty pounds? Good, He's sixty pounds
Speaker 2: in five nine? Are you looking at the guy at
Speaker 2: the cookdvan.
Speaker 1: Wrong with people? Ude? His eyelids flipped.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't see I've seen I've seen that happen before,
Speaker 2: but I didn't see it.
Speaker 3: Now did that happen?
Speaker 1: It frightened me, Dude, it frightened me. It stun locked
Speaker 1: me for a second. I was like, what did I
Speaker 1: just see?
Speaker 3: I remember when I first saw him do that, and
Speaker 3: it scared me.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. It's like Super Undertaker.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I hope I cut the camera in time.
Speaker 2: I hope. I hope that.
Speaker 3: I hope you guys will see we'll see what is
Speaker 3: wrong with like why.
Speaker 1: It's like every time I see ship like this, I'm like,
Speaker 1: this guy's vote counts just as much as ours, you know.
Speaker 2: I like I like when they do that they do
Speaker 2: the cut mirror shot because yeah, so look up the
Speaker 2: look up the crooked man on TikTok. You get the
Speaker 2: crooked man on TikTok. You'll see this guy. He's been
Speaker 2: working out one of his trap muscles for a while.
Speaker 3: He's the crooked mon. Oh h oh, it is I
Speaker 3: read that in correctly.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe he's from the Bahamas.
Speaker 2: I think it's more like the crooked man, who is
Speaker 2: probably already taken, you know, more.
Speaker 1: Like this is sodiculous.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised you haven't seen that. That's been all over
Speaker 2: my feet. He reminds me of what is it?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: This is like the third missing member of a you know,
Speaker 2: long neck and yeah, crook neck reminds me of a jockey.
Speaker 2: Isn't one of those guys like a pedophile or something
Speaker 2: like that, or like a murder or something like what?
Speaker 2: I feel like one of those guys.
Speaker 1: Got in trouble. Yeah, I mean maybe the guy that
Speaker 1: was out of prison. Which one was that was that
Speaker 1: wide neck, white neck? Amazing?
Speaker 2: How like I guess immediately they couldn't have been long neck,
Speaker 2: long neck would die neck. I don't remember I've seen
Speaker 2: it can be so grotesque. He's the crooked man. Why
Speaker 2: he kind of looks like he's always peaking, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? He looks like a cough of cobra.
Speaker 2: That fan art he looks at Cobra leaning out of
Speaker 2: a basket. That's pretty epic actually. Anyway, Yeah, Dusty, I
Speaker 2: say it.
Speaker 1: I'm just like this guy. He's he looks the British
Speaker 1: though maybe hopeing he probably has some sort of fucking
Speaker 1: problem with his arms aside or something like that.
Speaker 2: And he's not British. His family is from Europe. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: like no quessolutely, there's not much pickings, you know in there.
Speaker 1: Let me see he's talking.
Speaker 2: Chop.
Speaker 1: It's like my entire brand.
Speaker 2: But I can open your guys accounts too, and I
Speaker 2: can tell you guys should really be saying we are
Speaker 2: so chopped as in meat, and you are chopped.
Speaker 1: Talking to that's watching in the black shirt right now,
Speaker 1: you're extra chopped. I feel like, oh, what a nice guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very encouraging, I guess.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we are chopped.
Speaker 4: People are using so they chopped is now saying for
Speaker 4: a long time.
Speaker 1: I've heard that a long time ago.
Speaker 3: In any of the work, it might be a beast coast,
Speaker 3: I mean, any of the work on answer.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you that much. Nobody I know says
Speaker 1: chopped means like.
Speaker 3: You're done finish. Like I remember hearing that a lot
Speaker 3: growing up.
Speaker 4: Oh but not but finished as in like so cooked
Speaker 4: like you're coke, like you're cooked, your chopped?
Speaker 1: Right? But is that so?
Speaker 3: Is that what he was referring to?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Probably yeah, but I guess, uh like, oh, like he's fucked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, that makes I thought I thought it was
Speaker 4: being used in a positive way. No, No, you're old,
Speaker 4: you're old, yes, like oh like, because like if somebody
Speaker 4: said chopped in the context of like, oh man, I'm
Speaker 4: fucking chopped, like if something bad happened, I would understand immediately.
Speaker 3: But since I thought what he I thought it was,
Speaker 3: it is hapging.
Speaker 2: I will say that word is happening a lot more
Speaker 2: often now in places that I didn't normally see it,
Speaker 2: So I don't talk that chopped. Yeah, And I thought, like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I guess, I mean it's not surprising necessary. I think
Speaker 2: like big major city mega cities are kind of the
Speaker 2: hub worlds for a lot of that slang that eventually
Speaker 2: gets out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's a lot of l a slanging, that.
Speaker 2: Kind of chopp that makes its way out of I
Speaker 2: think cooked, so cook just works.
Speaker 1: Cook.
Speaker 2: It's a perfect representation like you're done, you're cooked, you're finished,
Speaker 2: you're ready, they're fit for consumption and nothing else.
Speaker 1: I like that that fucking that famous uh clip of
Speaker 1: that boxer where he was like cook cooked.
Speaker 3: The context of that is him. He was gambling and
Speaker 3: he was fucking losing a lot.
Speaker 1: Of money the way people I don't. I've never been
Speaker 1: am about I'm about the lot in my face. I
Speaker 1: play card games, of course. I fucking gamble, I open packed.
Speaker 3: You're a gambler, you know you You just put like
Speaker 3: a like a soft nerd filter over it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I tried to, like I was gonna say that, and
Speaker 1: I was like, wait a minute. I do the same thing,
Speaker 1: but gambling, like propa money is different to me. I
Speaker 1: can't do that. It feels stupider, but it feels so
Speaker 1: good and you win apparently, like like like taking a
Speaker 1: million dollars from a fucking fucking casinobody feels insane if
Speaker 1: you have money so mad.
Speaker 2: I'm not a gambler, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4: I just don't have that much expendable cash to where
Speaker 4: like because if you're a person that's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go to the casino with like twhundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm like, do you gamble? Maybe you can win something,
Speaker 2: but do you gamble another?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Like you vicariously gamble. No, the closest, the closest lives
Speaker 2: my gamb My version of gambling is I get a
Speaker 2: text message and I don't respond to it immediately and
Speaker 2: see how long?
Speaker 1: How long before that damages the relationship? Oh, I mean
Speaker 1: that's just wrong. You're like such that, that's real life, right,
Speaker 1: I probably you're like such an emotionally distraught dog. You're like,
Speaker 1: you're like if Tom and Jerry instead of like running
Speaker 1: around attacking each other, they just worried a bunch.
Speaker 3: You know that is accurate? That the worry that is
Speaker 3: not an inaccurate I don't do it on perpecse.
Speaker 2: I literally sometimes I will get a message and I'll
Speaker 2: say it, and I'll think about what to say, and
Speaker 2: then a notification will pop up and then it's gone.
Speaker 2: Then I'm like, oh, what's that?
Speaker 1: And then I definitely too anxious to respond to and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't respond to this sign just let
Speaker 1: it be.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just too much, too much, just there's just
Speaker 4: too much going on. So my brain immediately it's like
Speaker 4: an option process typing on my brains.
Speaker 2: When I came to him for like a serious problem
Speaker 2: that I was having, and he was like, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. Wild I didn't kick
Speaker 1: you out. I was still like it was just it
Speaker 1: was just funny. I'm so bad at angry. It was
Speaker 1: really bad at dealing with emotions. WHOA, no way shut up.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh man, that's wild, bro, because whenever I'm fucking,
Speaker 1: whenever i'm destruct, I just bottle it up, you know,
Speaker 1: like everyone, and then it pops out. One day, dude
Speaker 1: hasn't popped out yet. I walked in on you crying
Speaker 1: before I shut up. Yeah about like.
Speaker 2: About like that's exactly what he sounded like to just
Speaker 2: stupid stupid seal, like.
Speaker 1: Crying so much like a crying to the point I
Speaker 1: was transforming into a seal. Proper collaps were changing my
Speaker 1: bouncing a ball.
Speaker 2: In his nose.
Speaker 3: You were squealing like a seal that was air dropped
Speaker 3: into the into the desert.
Speaker 1: Poor dude. They're really they're really cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, guys, they're like dogs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like aqua dogs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a I have a I don't know what
Speaker 4: I was watching, but there was I don't know why,
Speaker 4: but I feel like I was there. But I have
Speaker 4: not been to the beach recently, but I have this
Speaker 4: like this memory of there being a seat like a seal,
Speaker 4: chilling in between four traffic cones on the beach, Like
Speaker 4: there's people put cones and it was like a designated
Speaker 4: area for like the seal to just chill.
Speaker 2: I guess this is a death stranding cuts in heavy.
Speaker 2: I don't I can't figure out what the fuck this
Speaker 2: memory is.
Speaker 1: They're like it couldn't have been me. I haven't even
Speaker 1: been to the beach. I just have like a vivid dream.
Speaker 1: I can't figure I don't know. I want to feel
Speaker 1: really bad. No, you don't, I know I want that.
Speaker 1: I have the idea of really want when I have
Speaker 1: the urge to own them, but I guess I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't take care of that dog. That dog already?
Speaker 3: What do my friends?
Speaker 1: She was offering some puppies. Oh really, yeah, I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't remember what kind. They look like pit bull puppies,
Speaker 4: but they weren't pit bull I think, so yeah, Oh
Speaker 4: they're so cute, and I was just like damn, like
Speaker 4: I just know what my apartment doesn't let people. The
Speaker 4: only people grandfathered with pets and sow tenants. They're like,
Speaker 4: don't bring pets in, and I'm just like, I don't
Speaker 4: want to deal with the prospect of the dog barking,
Speaker 4: and then I just don't.
Speaker 2: They're so expensive too, man, Yeah, like for the second
Speaker 2: you're like, I don't get it. You gotta give it
Speaker 2: a COVID vaccine and you.
Speaker 1: Gotta the initial Initially getting a dog is mad expensive.
Speaker 2: The first getting dog is like getting it inoculated and
Speaker 2: doing all that ship and getting like in pet insurance.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all that dumb bullshit, but yeah, it's worth it
Speaker 4: because you get a friend.
Speaker 3: Friend, I have friends for free.
Speaker 1: Kind of let's have a dick that dog. Some dicks people,
Speaker 1: dogs are just complete cunts. You just put those out typically.
Speaker 2: Some Yeah, they're not often, but something they gotta be
Speaker 2: trained to be.
Speaker 4: They have to like either they're wirings fucked and that's
Speaker 4: really the only reason they would be a dick if
Speaker 4: you didn't make them a dick. It's like one of
Speaker 4: my mom's dog, one of them was like Skitzo or something,
Speaker 4: just it would be like completely happy and stuff. And
Speaker 4: then out of the door would be terrified. It doesn't
Speaker 4: know who you are. And I'm like, uh, you yellow dog?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that that was that.
Speaker 4: That felt bad for that dog because it just you know,
Speaker 4: it was a sweet dog, but it just had someone's
Speaker 4: wrong with it.
Speaker 1: This is a quick question. This is a little off topic.
Speaker 1: Do you think an oven is harder to open from
Speaker 1: me inside?
Speaker 2: No, we've had conversation.
Speaker 3: Really, he's got them. You're all demented.
Speaker 1: We are. I think the lack of sleep. Wait wait, wait,
Speaker 1: are you serious?
Speaker 2: That was y Anyway, we're gonna read this next one
Speaker 2: and then we're gonna go yeah, uh none none pizza
Speaker 2: with left beef.
Speaker 1: I don't know. This means none pizza?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like n O n E. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know. All right, I'm just naughty.
Speaker 2: I'm simply the messenger continuing the strange casual racism growing
Speaker 2: up in Ireland. Growing up, I always called the dick
Speaker 2: hole a JAPSI wow, that means exactly what you think it.
Speaker 2: Actually heard this in one of those what are those
Speaker 2: Pete and Bass or whatever, those old British white guys
Speaker 2: who do the rap because they've got like some producer
Speaker 2: have you seen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, utterly proper gentlemen, right,
Speaker 2: like the old British guys who sound like unreasonably good
Speaker 2: kind of Yeah.
Speaker 3: I remember I heard that line and one of there's
Speaker 3: something like tip on the tip of my Jepsi, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, what the fuck is that? That's crazy? And
Speaker 3: I looked it up and I was like, that's the
Speaker 3: reason I looked it up. That's the only reason I
Speaker 3: know that.
Speaker 1: I like, like casual racism like that for no reason.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, it's not like, oh, you're angry, you're
Speaker 4: trying to offend someone or hurt though, you're just no,
Speaker 4: it's just a part of my lexicon. It's not it's
Speaker 4: not my dick hole. It's it's just a jap side.
Speaker 4: It's like you need to call it that, sir.
Speaker 2: It's like when slang kind of when racism gets like
Speaker 2: inducted into slang kind of to the point where like
Speaker 2: you can I have no doubt that a bunch of
Speaker 2: people probably say that and have no ill will.
Speaker 3: Towards the jab, right, They don't, they don't think about
Speaker 3: it that way.
Speaker 4: But it's like, maybe you should think about it, cause
Speaker 4: like I don't have that no there's not one thing
Speaker 4: that I could think of. Of course I've said some
Speaker 4: horrible things, but it's me purposefully being obtuse or whatever
Speaker 4: the case is. Sure, but as far as just being oh,
Speaker 4: I haven't even thought about that's like instantive to say,
Speaker 4: like I don't have that because I would think about it.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's kind of fucked up.
Speaker 2: It's gotta fuck that, Like like.
Speaker 3: Jap's eye is one that would immediately catch my after
Speaker 3: I got older.
Speaker 2: I remember when I learned that jap was even a
Speaker 2: slur in the first place. To me, it kind of
Speaker 2: doesn't sound like it sounds like it's more about the
Speaker 2: context in which it was used.
Speaker 3: I guess it's it's like jew exactly.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, it's lazy, sounds like a shortening.
Speaker 4: It's it's literally that. It's just like nip It's just
Speaker 4: the shortening of Nippon. Like it's it's literally just Japan. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's lazy, that's all. Like most racism are just dumb
Speaker 4: and lazy. Like I can't even think of anything good,
Speaker 4: not like a like zipperhead that's good, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 3: That's like fucked up.
Speaker 1: It feels evil.
Speaker 3: It is because it's like it's deep.
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know to it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I I don't have any racist sayings. I
Speaker 1: genuinely let leave my mouth other than times I'm trying
Speaker 1: to make a joke about something racist, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't really have anything. Like I think a lot of
Speaker 1: American phrases are just technically based in racism. So for here,
Speaker 1: it's very particular because here America is so I can't
Speaker 1: remember existently racist. You know, I can't remember exact and
Speaker 1: like examples, but I know there's any picking any uh
Speaker 1: freaking that's that one is crazy racist gypped gypped. It's
Speaker 1: the Indian giving like, uh like this is more obvious,
Speaker 1: that's it. That is that's more obvious, but it's it's
Speaker 1: way worse.
Speaker 2: It's more subtle where I'm just like, there's effing that's
Speaker 2: even more subtle than those things that I'm I'm blanking
Speaker 2: on right now.
Speaker 1: Play Hangman, like that shit is crazy. I played Hangman
Speaker 1: in school and I loved that game. And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh interesting, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah there. I know there's more, Yeah, there's more.
Speaker 3: I can't remember.
Speaker 2: But but but those are so obscure that like I
Speaker 2: didn't even commit them to memory enough to not say them,
Speaker 2: because it's just like I'm whatever, I.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't normally be saying that, So I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: kind of like it's hard for me to like rationalize
Speaker 1: that kind of thing where it's like, oh, there's just
Speaker 1: this phrase is subjectively racist. Either I don't know or
Speaker 1: I never even started saying it. Sure, that's what I'm
Speaker 1: kind of a yeah anyway, not that I was were
Speaker 1: ready to go.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, thank you for thank
Speaker 4: you for writing in, you for writing in you fucking JOPSI.
Speaker 1: Oh, I forgot we had an atlas from BioShock with
Speaker 1: us today. Thank you so much. I forgot that people existed.
Speaker 2: Would you kindly grab that ranch out of the sockets?
Speaker 2: Would you kindly suck my peep?
Speaker 1: I went tell you did Joe to tonight? You coinally
Speaker 1: suck my peep.
Speaker 4: The funny thing is she wouldn't have been bad and
Speaker 4: eye the stupid ship that I say to her, like
Speaker 4: does it?
Speaker 1: It isn't even phaser anymore.
Speaker 2: God damn four pages?
Speaker 1: Is that a pussy?
Speaker 3: It's a vertical jap side.
Speaker 1: Man, what are you looking? Look at the Patrick Patrick Star.
Speaker 4: I can't even I can't do it Irish accent that
Speaker 4: Patrick Store, it's Patrick Store.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to say star, Irish star, star Store,
Speaker 4: star star, like I don't know. A person that wrote
Speaker 4: in where am I from? Where do I sound like
Speaker 4: I'm from anywhere? When I'm speaking?
Speaker 2: Why are you showing it to me?
Speaker 1: Good job?
Speaker 2: Good job?
Speaker 1: My buddy.
Speaker 4: My buddy is from England and I asked him when
Speaker 4: I was doing a British accent. He said that I
Speaker 4: sound like I'm from London when I was doing when.
Speaker 1: I was faking it.
Speaker 4: So I like to ask people that are native I'm like,
Speaker 4: when I fake your accent, where do I sell like
Speaker 4: I'm from?
Speaker 2: You sound like you're from a fucking mental hospital.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sometimes they're like, it doesn't sound like anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like what the South African accent sounds like.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I don't know what the fuck you're
Speaker 2: trying right now.
Speaker 4: South African is so some of some of them, the
Speaker 4: ones that I'm most the ones that I am most
Speaker 4: privy to, is interchangeable. It sounds like they could be
Speaker 4: from somewhere in Australia.
Speaker 2: Kind of the only thing it sounds British, the only
Speaker 2: one that I know, the only one that the only
Speaker 2: experience I have with that accent is District nine, and
Speaker 2: everybody sounds chopped in District nine straight up like.
Speaker 3: Some some Australian accents frore.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is happening?
Speaker 4: And then I'll it's just I'll hear two things and
Speaker 4: I'm like, I can't tell. Why are you guys so similar?
Speaker 4: But then some of you aren't similar at all. It's crazy,
Speaker 4: but I guess it's the same thing as like say
Speaker 4: London and fucking Liverpool. They don't sound like they live
Speaker 4: anywhere close to each other.
Speaker 1: You take a picture of that? Yeah, for what reason?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna share that? Yeah? Amazing, He's very proud this.
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Speaker 3: And yeah, calm me down, what is it?
Speaker 2: What do you mean it's always been here one, No,
Speaker 2: that was on my desk before, but I wanted to
Speaker 2: free up space because I use that space more than
Speaker 2: I use that corner of that table. That's a loop station.
Speaker 2: I lost a fucking ac it after for it, though,
Speaker 2: which is fucking annoying. I don't know what does it
Speaker 2: take and does it say I don't know. I'm sure,
Speaker 2: I'm sure I could find that.
Speaker 3: I just haven't.
Speaker 2: Like I also only really used that on garage band,
Speaker 2: so like now that my MacBook exploded, I haven't been
Speaker 2: even motivated to even fix it get the cables for it.
Speaker 1: But it's cool. It's like, you know, you do loose
Speaker 1: fucking guy. I want to talk about it, like trying
Speaker 1: to tie and he's like, like the kids try to
Speaker 1: get a hold of the parent, try to get the look.
Speaker 1: Drew a fucking pussy on Patrick Star.
Speaker 2: Mom.
Speaker 1: That's so beautiful drawing. Do you think the pussy's on
Speaker 1: the outside or it's like under the pants? What do
Speaker 1: you do you think we're seeing under the pants?
Speaker 4: You think it like chap list kind of but like
Speaker 4: in the front, what would you call its list? So
Speaker 4: crotchless pants? Which goes hard. Is that we're gonna do
Speaker 4: in the future when we finally stop uh caring about
Speaker 4: janital so much.
Speaker 2: In the future, we're gonna care more and more and
Speaker 2: more until we're all dead.
Speaker 1: I think I don't think. I want I think we
Speaker 1: were on track.
Speaker 2: We were on track for a little bit when like
Speaker 2: Will Smith was wearing a crop top. We were headed
Speaker 2: in the right direction, and then like I don't know,
Speaker 2: nine to eleven fucked everything up or something.
Speaker 4: The damn the damn the people O were there that
Speaker 4: like things covered up.
Speaker 2: We were so we were so dude, we really I
Speaker 2: really do feel like, in my heart of hearts that
Speaker 2: we were pretty fucking close to just uh not caring
Speaker 2: at all about what what you had going on.
Speaker 4: And now we're at the point where where Paul Joseph
Speaker 4: Watson is like when he said conservatives, conservatism, it's the
Speaker 4: count I culture.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, we're some something happened. Everything's
Speaker 2: everything broke to even be able.
Speaker 1: To say that. I believe we thought we were and
Speaker 1: then everything was still there, and I think that's why
Speaker 1: we got here.
Speaker 3: No, I think everything something shifted, man.
Speaker 1: I think everything was still right under the surface. So
Speaker 1: we're all like it's fine right right now.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't agree.
Speaker 2: I really do feel like we were on the customs
Speaker 2: everything because even like like you had like famous like uh,
Speaker 2: George Carlin was like, uh, famous, it's like liberal guy,
Speaker 2: and he was talking about like, oh, yeah, we need
Speaker 2: fewer labels, not more labels divide people. We need who
Speaker 2: cares what anybody?
Speaker 1: You know? I agree?
Speaker 2: And now we have like, you know, are you a
Speaker 2: demi sexual but also by gender and gay? And are
Speaker 2: you autistic? Are you neurodivergent? Are you my type of neurodivergent?
Speaker 2: Everything got fucked yeah, yeah, and we're just kind of snowballing.
Speaker 2: It's I think snowball down hill.
Speaker 1: I think we put so many colors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, oh, are you a leftist?
Speaker 1: Are you a liberal?
Speaker 3: Like shut the front?
Speaker 2: You a Marxist, Leninist, lip tardy.
Speaker 3: I was like, no normal person knows when any of
Speaker 3: that means.
Speaker 1: I still really don't know what a tanky is. You shouldn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I thought specifically, like if I if I
Speaker 2: remember hearing it and being like curious, and I thought like,
Speaker 2: I actually don't want to know this exactly, Yeah, because
Speaker 2: I don't want to be in the statistic I don't
Speaker 2: want to be in the statistical group of people who
Speaker 2: knows what them.
Speaker 4: That's how you treat that. That was the same thing
Speaker 4: I did when I when I kept hearing groper.
Speaker 1: I still do. I still don't know what that means.
Speaker 4: You don't know what riper, groper, groper. It's associated with
Speaker 4: the nick flintes. I don't know what it means, and
Speaker 4: I don't care enough to look.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, I think stuff like that is stupid. But
Speaker 1: I think there were just problems that just clearly didn't
Speaker 1: get fixed. I think there were clearly a lot of
Speaker 1: things that were just still problems sure that we ignored
Speaker 1: and right, like it's fine, right, and it's like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't get that.
Speaker 4: Servitism being cool was never a thing until recently.
Speaker 1: I agree, I agree with that, but I think a
Speaker 1: lot of problem. I think it's clear as day. It's like,
Speaker 1: let me, let me, let me rephrase that it is.
Speaker 1: It's still not cool. No one ever thought it was cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. People people think it's cool now. I
Speaker 1: think what happened is that there are problems that were
Speaker 1: like under the line. I think there were still like
Speaker 1: a lot of bigoted mentalities, and then there are a
Speaker 1: lot of still like laws and shit like that that
Speaker 1: were still like systematically and fundamental. People hell were fucked.
Speaker 1: Of course, what happened is that we stopped talking about them,
Speaker 1: And I don't think that's true. I think we really
Speaker 1: stopped talking about that.
Speaker 2: I remember twenty thirteen, twenty twelve, and like there was
Speaker 2: a lot of shit happening, like gay marriages legalized. You
Speaker 2: had like all the like THETS Better campaign, Like people
Speaker 2: weren't people weren't cringing about it.
Speaker 1: No, people were, people were vocal. I actually, actually, I
Speaker 1: there's a part that I do agree with him about.
Speaker 4: I think the one more more, dude, the one thing
Speaker 4: that I agree with you about is not vocalizing stuff
Speaker 4: is And I do actually I was I was trying
Speaker 4: to examine, like what happened with you know, people being
Speaker 4: so dumb and getting dumber and being so more happily
Speaker 4: to jump into a cult. And one thing that we
Speaker 4: were doing a decade or so ago was relentlessly mocking religion,
Speaker 4: deities and stuff like that. And at a certain point
Speaker 4: it became uncool to do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, became trite and boring.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then the thing is it should never have been
Speaker 4: treated as a trend though that to be like, oh
Speaker 4: this isn't this isn't cool anymore to do that's played out,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, no, this is actually important to let
Speaker 4: people know that this ship should be mocked into oblivion.
Speaker 4: And now all of a sudden, you have fucking Jordan
Speaker 4: Peterson and fucking uh that rapist what's his name, Russell
Speaker 4: Brand praying on stage because it's so cool now and
Speaker 4: putting everybody put in and their Christ is king now.
Speaker 4: And even though they don't like Jesus and stuff like
Speaker 4: the fact that like we we all stopped talking about
Speaker 4: that stuff.
Speaker 1: And a lot of those people forgot that that shit
Speaker 1: used to be mocked to. I think that is everything.
Speaker 1: I think that was everything to a lot of faiths.
Speaker 1: I imagine that's the biggest problem. But no one really
Speaker 1: makes the call to make something played out. It just
Speaker 1: kind of does happen. I don't think I completely disagree.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I think people it's like music.
Speaker 4: You'll see like, oh, new metal isn't cool anymore. You
Speaker 4: have people like you want to say, I talk about
Speaker 4: my boy fantano. Oh, man, I can't believe I used
Speaker 4: to listen to shit like that. I'm like, nigga, they
Speaker 4: all those people still listen. You're actually in the minority,
Speaker 4: and a lot of these people try to force like
Speaker 4: the industry leaders will force people to be like think
Speaker 4: the way that I do, not by saying that, but
Speaker 4: by being like, oh, I can't believe I used to
Speaker 4: do this stuff. And then there's people that are influential
Speaker 4: that passed that on to their audiences and they almost
Speaker 4: feel ashamed to listen to this stuff anymore, so they
Speaker 4: keep it to them fucking selves.
Speaker 2: If I agree, really it's just by I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know about it being disagree. It's just it
Speaker 4: is an observation that you can find in every medium.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is like, I don't think it's like
Speaker 2: a like a mandate. I think what happens is new
Speaker 2: people or people come up and they hear that stuff
Speaker 2: and they're like, God, I'm gonna do something different, and
Speaker 2: because something sounds different, it's more interesting to more people,
Speaker 2: and people just kind of move on.
Speaker 1: I think it's the more interesting.
Speaker 4: I think it's the opposite because I think most people
Speaker 4: like repetition and they like the same thing.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like, wouldn't there be like a more catered or wouldn't
Speaker 2: there be like a bigger push for the industries to
Speaker 2: keep things as identical as possible because it requires the
Speaker 2: least challenge.
Speaker 1: So like that's what the so the suits would love that.
Speaker 4: That's why I say say, like some of the biggest
Speaker 4: bands and stuff sound relatively the same. Pop doesn't change
Speaker 4: that much, it's relatively the same because that's.
Speaker 1: What people want. Sports is a big thing, uh E. Sports.
Speaker 4: When the PvP you're doing the same type of matches,
Speaker 4: people think it's different, but it's the same thing.
Speaker 3: They're doing the same thing.
Speaker 4: Like it's like everybody that even feels like they don't
Speaker 4: fall into the category they do. You know, like I
Speaker 4: like repetition, it's just like what type of repetition.
Speaker 1: Over? And So the thing is, I don't like when
Speaker 1: people when they.
Speaker 4: Try to it's kind of like almost like what would
Speaker 4: you call it counterculture?
Speaker 3: It's almost contrarian.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of people that are very influential that
Speaker 4: will kind of poison the well in my opinion, that
Speaker 4: they make things. It's kind of what I would call hurting,
Speaker 4: not helping. I don't think they're doing it on purpose,
Speaker 4: but I think that when they kind of by their
Speaker 4: nature of liking things that are new and interesting and different,
Speaker 4: they're shitting on the other stuff that people really like,
Speaker 4: and a lot of times it kind of has this
Speaker 4: underground like, well, I guess we're just gonna push it
Speaker 4: deep down. Say, for example, there's a lot of people
Speaker 4: that miss that anti SJW style of content to where
Speaker 4: it unfortunately got adopted by the worst people, and people
Speaker 4: like us we kind of stop doing because we just
Speaker 4: kind of stopped caring about it. And there's nothing wrong
Speaker 4: with that except for or look at the retard freaks
Speaker 4: that took it over.
Speaker 2: Sure, But I think that's actually a good example though,
Speaker 2: because like no one was like, don't do that anymore,
Speaker 2: and I was like, okay, I just kind of literally
Speaker 2: like naturally, it was just like this.
Speaker 4: So that is very and I think that's what happens
Speaker 4: with and look, I'm I. I can also say that
Speaker 4: I'm part of it in a certain extent that I
Speaker 4: don't feel like it's a At the time, I didn't
Speaker 4: feel like it was something necessary to keep going, like
Speaker 4: was that fun enough?
Speaker 2: I found uh, I found an old channel that I
Speaker 2: was like, you know, I can't believe this guy is
Speaker 2: still doing this ship I'll tell you after because it's
Speaker 2: it cracked me the funk up. I was gonna saying
Speaker 2: seeing that guy again, and he's still doing this ship
Speaker 2: for like barely any views, but it's like he's still
Speaker 2: at it.
Speaker 1: It's wild.
Speaker 4: There's a guy I don't I don't mind saying this
Speaker 4: guy because he probably I don't have a problem with him.
Speaker 1: I think his name is Logic something.
Speaker 4: Was he the one that would have that hat on
Speaker 4: and he had a mask, is like a clog mask
Speaker 4: or something something like.
Speaker 2: He had like, uh, it looked like it almost had
Speaker 2: three D glasses on.
Speaker 1: It was like red.
Speaker 3: And he had like a top hat on and he
Speaker 3: had a mask on.
Speaker 2: They don't get enough credit for being the original YouTuber.
Speaker 3: It's kind of.
Speaker 4: Like this guy is consistently made uh egalitarian and and
Speaker 4: uh and atheist content and he's never stopped the entire time.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, here's somebody that I was like,
Speaker 4: I respect him. Even after the wave was over, he
Speaker 4: just kept doing because that's the content that he made
Speaker 4: and he's passionate about and uh, that was the kind
Speaker 4: of thing that I feel like we weren't. We were
Speaker 4: doing it specifically because this annoyed us. And once that
Speaker 4: shit could have died down while there was no point
Speaker 4: to continue.
Speaker 3: You can only be so angry.
Speaker 2: Like anybody who's angry for a long period of time
Speaker 2: is feigning it, yes, or at the very least is
Speaker 2: motivated to continue by processes that aren't actually really Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like money, and.
Speaker 4: So I can save him myself, like I even though
Speaker 4: as much as I try not to always go with
Speaker 4: whatever just happened, like, when I think about it, it
Speaker 4: would have made sense for me. This is hindsight because
Speaker 4: the way that I feel now, I'm like, oh, well,
Speaker 4: there's still religious people making retarded content and stuff, and
Speaker 4: I feel like it should be lampoon. It was in
Speaker 4: the same way that I started shitting on a lot
Speaker 4: of the right leading grifters afterwards, even though they called
Speaker 4: me a grifter and return they're like, oh, you're a grifted.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I would be making your guys as collected
Speaker 4: if I was a grifter.
Speaker 2: What are you saying?
Speaker 1: I think I think that all doubles back to the
Speaker 1: idea that people we had a weird era of like comfortability.
Speaker 1: People didn't want to feel uncomfortable, and it led to
Speaker 1: like people being a little aggressive about them wanting to
Speaker 1: have rights, which I think is proper thing. I think
Speaker 1: it was fine. You know, people that like the people
Speaker 1: that were vocal about having like more acceptable spaces. In general,
Speaker 1: I think it was right for them to exist. I
Speaker 1: think you got a little ridiculous at times for the
Speaker 1: outsiders of people that are like not as open when
Speaker 1: they started seeing like people with all these various like
Speaker 1: all asexual, all these things in their bios. Though they exist,
Speaker 1: though they should have every right to explain themselves the
Speaker 1: way they do or express how they feel. It kind
Speaker 1: of got a lot to people, and people kind of
Speaker 1: got annoyed by it. But I think it's kind of
Speaker 1: I think it is fundamentally stupid for them to have
Speaker 1: gotten annoyed by people was expressing themselves. That's who they are.
Speaker 1: But then we left that era of comfortability and we
Speaker 1: moved into get area where we kind of didn't talk
Speaker 1: about things. It was kind of like, oh, this is fine.
Speaker 1: You know, people are relatively progressive now, I guess on
Speaker 1: the social standing. So we're like, oh, we're gonna have
Speaker 1: gay marriage become legalized, We're going to have a lot
Speaker 1: of things moving forward. But the problem is that the
Speaker 1: foundation of the problems were all still there. People were
Speaker 1: still problematic, people were still overly Christian. People were still
Speaker 1: all these things that were just right under the surface,
Speaker 1: and to disagree with it would make no sense why
Speaker 1: we are where we are right now. I don't with
Speaker 1: a generation remove, we're a generation moved from it, and
Speaker 1: we're back to people being fucking openly anti Semitic, extremely racist,
Speaker 1: wildly homophobic, Like if that was all.
Speaker 3: But kingson, do you think we were this bad in
Speaker 3: twenty thirteen, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think we were under the cirta.
Speaker 3: I don't believe that I think we were.
Speaker 1: I think I think.
Speaker 3: I think that's genuinely delusion.
Speaker 1: I think for things to get it's bad.
Speaker 4: I really think, Well, you said under the surface, so
Speaker 4: which would mean that it wasn't as.
Speaker 1: Bad it was yet No, I think I think on
Speaker 1: the top, on the top layer, yeah, it was fine,
Speaker 1: Like people were like, oh, relatives like, we're not like
Speaker 1: this right, and people weren't thinking about they probably were
Speaker 1: underneath it. They're like, oh, they probably are racist underneath
Speaker 1: at all. But when it's betrayed a media in this
Speaker 1: sort of decent way, it's like, I guess.
Speaker 4: I hear what you're saying, dude, especially because like I
Speaker 4: do and I love, I love to blame the ultra
Speaker 4: progressive Zealots for this, because I really do think they
Speaker 4: are to blame the sleeping giant that is extreme racism
Speaker 4: and fringe retards have always been in the underground. Like
Speaker 4: I said, there's that like the Turner Diaries. The people
Speaker 4: that got inspired by that, people have gotten inspired by
Speaker 4: Timothy McVey, Awake, all that shit. All those people existed,
Speaker 4: but they were so not taken seriously. They were they
Speaker 4: were mocked, they were ridiculed. Really, So that's why I
Speaker 4: talk about like even in like the there was kind
Speaker 4: of a guard that was happening and then and it stopped.
Speaker 4: They First of all, I was saying that they kind
Speaker 4: of woke a lot of those people up to feel
Speaker 4: like they're real victims.
Speaker 2: They put they got, they got really they got really big.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing.
Speaker 4: Trump took advantage of all those fucking cards, right, But
Speaker 4: here's the thing, we saw a lot of that coming up,
Speaker 4: and we lampooned a lot of that ship. I think
Speaker 4: the only problem is, and it's not a problem that
Speaker 4: I can be like, how dare you kind of a thing,
Speaker 4: It's just I think it's an observation that largely a
Speaker 4: lot of us we just stopped doing that stuff. And
Speaker 4: all I could say is we we probably shouldn't have.
Speaker 4: And what I mean by that is a lot of
Speaker 4: the the people on the right that are fucking really
Speaker 4: rich now making all this money and making really terrible content.
Speaker 4: You know, I pushed back a little bit, a little bit,
Speaker 4: you know, I think there's a lot of people on
Speaker 4: the left that are making content right now. When one
Speaker 4: of the biggest streams right now, Hassan, I think Hasan.
Speaker 4: Actually he's such.
Speaker 3: A he sucks like he is not the he shouldn't
Speaker 3: be the guy.
Speaker 1: He shouldn't be. He shouldn't be. And that's the problem.
Speaker 1: It's like the guy could have been. I feel like
Speaker 1: the guy could have been one of us. And I
Speaker 1: don't know what I mean is I don't mean I
Speaker 1: know what you're saying, not that you want to be
Speaker 1: that guy, because I don't want to be that. I
Speaker 1: don't want to I don't I would hate being that guy.
Speaker 1: There's just better.
Speaker 4: There should be much better. I just hate like somebody
Speaker 4: who did something really good.
Speaker 1: I know a Sampson, for example, who raised like over
Speaker 1: four innder thousand dollars for the Palastaans or whatever, just
Speaker 1: doing this marathon livestream and I'm like cool.
Speaker 4: But like when I look at this guy, yeah, that's
Speaker 4: the thing. I look at like a lot of this
Speaker 4: I know what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Space, and it's like fuck.
Speaker 4: And I think when it comes to people that need
Speaker 4: to be leaders, it's always the people that don't want
Speaker 4: to do it. The people that don't want to do
Speaker 4: it should fucking do it.
Speaker 3: But it's like I don't want to do ship.
Speaker 1: Yea, what do you do? Like fucking you brought up
Speaker 1: before people that are like famous people like we'll get
Speaker 1: involved in the politics. I fucking wish you.
Speaker 4: I wish they would feel obligated to do something, because
Speaker 4: they really could help the problem is that a lot
Speaker 4: of them would fuck their money up, and they don't
Speaker 4: want to fuck their money up, Like that's the big problem.
Speaker 4: They already have enough money and they don't think they do.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's it's just the big to their careers.
Speaker 1: They couls have.
Speaker 3: Tens of millions of dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh they fucked my career.
Speaker 3: Would I have tens of millions of dollars in the bank,
Speaker 3: I don't care. You have plenty of money generational wealth.
Speaker 4: It's just like these people that I remember, uh Shannon Sharp,
Speaker 4: are like, oh man, he was about to get generational
Speaker 4: wealth about one hundred million dollars. He already has generational wealth.
Speaker 4: People or their brains are broken. Yeah, if you have
Speaker 4: ten million dollars, you have generational wealth.
Speaker 2: You have half ten million dollars, you have generational wealth.
Speaker 2: If you have half five million dollars, you have generational wealth.
Speaker 3: I would say, like two generations yeah for five million dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah with that kind of money, if you
Speaker 1: just if you just make smart moves and you just
Speaker 1: teach your children like financial literacy.
Speaker 4: Its just investing when one of those millions could turn
Speaker 4: into a much larger generational wealth.
Speaker 3: So yeah, you're absolutely right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like seeing that it's literal, I don't want
Speaker 4: to mess up my money or I don't mess up
Speaker 4: my career. I'm like, they only have seventy millions, Like
Speaker 4: Robert Downey Junior has hundreds of millions of dollars, The
Speaker 4: Rock Hass hundreds of millions of dollars. All of those
Speaker 4: people that could actually really affect change, even though they
Speaker 4: they'll come out every once and be like I don't
Speaker 4: like the direction to countries going in and they're like,
Speaker 4: did fucking do something?
Speaker 1: Cut? Yeah? Like what it is? Pretty fucking still? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just I stand by my belief. I
Speaker 1: think that things were, things were, things were hot.
Speaker 3: Now they're not.
Speaker 2: They I just think it's genuinely I thought things were better.
Speaker 1: I think we had a we had a veneer, had
Speaker 1: a veneer.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a fucking veneer. I think it's
Speaker 2: so clear. I think it's clear as fucking day.
Speaker 1: I don't think it is if it was, if if
Speaker 1: things were truly better, if those problems got over, why
Speaker 1: would they show back up as such?
Speaker 3: A that's such a terrible argument.
Speaker 1: It's not a terrible argument, all right, man?
Speaker 2: How how could we you see it just based in
Speaker 2: just people's families? I see it in my own family,
Speaker 2: Like the same people are not the same.
Speaker 1: The same people.
Speaker 3: Today are far worse than they were in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 2: It's not like their beliefs fucking shifted all that much,
Speaker 2: but they fucking shifted.
Speaker 1: No, No, I think they shifted one hundred percent. They
Speaker 1: did shift.
Speaker 2: So it's worse.
Speaker 1: And I think those things I know, No, I think
Speaker 1: the problems the problems were still there. I think people
Speaker 1: people were probably in a better mindset because the world
Speaker 1: was kind of forcing more of a like a progressive mentality.
Speaker 1: We had a leader of the world that was a
Speaker 1: fucking black person. We had that person who relatively was progressive,
Speaker 1: complementing a lot of like progressive things. Bo Bo Bo
Speaker 1: Bernald's Browns like bo can you do me favorite saying
Speaker 1: one of those. We built these new drones that just
Speaker 1: have arms on them. Drone with the alarms and beat.
Speaker 3: Up in a racking.
Speaker 1: People and.
Speaker 3: They pull their arms off.
Speaker 1: They're strong. They're particularly to be strong to hurt somebody
Speaker 1: as much as they can for punch without killing you.
Speaker 4: So then they can they can his kill count won't
Speaker 4: go up technically, it's like Disney Disneyland courting people off
Speaker 4: of the premises to be like, is that so I
Speaker 4: I should now use TAGBTI to confirm that. But I've
Speaker 4: heard that is absolute because it just makes sense.
Speaker 3: Wait, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: So just to lessen your kill count at like say,
Speaker 1: like Disneyland park, right, had them be pronounced dead off
Speaker 1: the premise so they didn't die in Disneyland. Oh, I see,
Speaker 1: which the reason I've never looked that up back in
Speaker 1: the day, is because like it just feels like, why
Speaker 1: wouldn't you do that if you're a major corporation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds it's not even in the realm of disbelief.
Speaker 1: To me, I don't. I don't think. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: you're wrong. I just think that things. I think the underline,
Speaker 1: the surface gave us a perception of things being better,
Speaker 1: but I think clearly all that shit was still there.
Speaker 2: I think maybe there was a perception of things being
Speaker 2: better than there than they were, but I think there
Speaker 2: they were better than what they are, Like by orders
Speaker 2: of magnitude.
Speaker 1: I agree with this, they were better. But the problems
Speaker 1: that created what we have the whole time has always
Speaker 1: been there, and I and I think the bits the
Speaker 1: problem is that we never fixed on the thing. To me,
Speaker 1: the biggest thing is the fucking media. Just like the media,
Speaker 1: how much money do you need to sell out? Not
Speaker 1: even just yourselves, because it's not like you're gonna enjoy
Speaker 1: what's happening either, Like it's so crazy, like, oh, we're
Speaker 1: not gonna report the news properly, and we're gonna lie relentlessly,
Speaker 1: and things are gonna get so weird. So were they're
Speaker 1: gonna ignore fucking habeas corpus, which is gonna affect everybody
Speaker 1: including themselves. Kind of crazy. Yeah, that's that's that's the
Speaker 1: That was the huge, huge gash because they were supposed
Speaker 1: to be like the non bias, like hey, this is
Speaker 1: what's happening, and then when they're just gonna go to
Speaker 1: the next state of the Union and be like, nobody move.
Speaker 2: The other thing that's crazy is that like now, if
Speaker 2: a Democrat wins, they would be stupid not to ignore
Speaker 2: the Constitution, you know what I mean, Like you'd be
Speaker 2: you'd be an idiot to not like the rug is.
Speaker 2: The rug's been pulled already. So if you get power again,
Speaker 2: you kind of you're obligated to music.
Speaker 1: Fucking cancer twenty.
Speaker 2: Eight I can't right, I think it's cancer, can.
Speaker 1: The thing is that, right, what's gonna happen is like
Speaker 1: you would be dumb.
Speaker 3: You'd be dumb.
Speaker 1: Not that you have to because what happened, even even if.
Speaker 2: Not imprison that guy for no reason, like do it
Speaker 2: like because they're just gonna do it the next time exactly,
Speaker 2: So just it's it's over the problem is so dumb
Speaker 2: it's it's the it's the coras the come rag.
Speaker 1: Now, it's the idea of that things are just as
Speaker 1: bad as they were. I'm not I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm underlying problems. What is the idea of that? That's crazy?
Speaker 3: You want to copy the Constitution?
Speaker 1: It's it's insane people talking about the Constitution and like
Speaker 1: the ship they say, and it's like you are understanding that,
Speaker 1: you do not under there. The words that are written
Speaker 1: are there for a reason. Yeah, they need to They're
Speaker 1: literally there, like the Constitution.
Speaker 3: What do we want to the Constitution?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 2: We found out that it was actually written in fucking
Speaker 2: wing dings, it would make a lot of the font.
Speaker 2: It makes a lot of sense. It would make him
Speaker 2: way more sense. Actually, that's why people seem to disagree
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 1: I feel okay, because it's what really bad is whatever
Speaker 1: you want. It's like the whole thing about the deep
Speaker 1: rotation and like, literally there there is purposefully written that
Speaker 1: it says persons not citizens.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get you.
Speaker 1: It is there. It is there, literally on purpose for
Speaker 1: people that immigrate here that are trying to Yeah, that
Speaker 1: is it's there.
Speaker 2: It is I'm going to deport you though you can't
Speaker 2: probably about I can't.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna write you out for what.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter anymore, dude. The Ice
Speaker 1: people are struggling to get to hit the quotas.
Speaker 3: They'll take get that dog and dress them up like
Speaker 3: a Mexican boy.
Speaker 1: It's insane.
Speaker 3: It's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: That's embarrassing anyway, what was going on?
Speaker 2: The names?
Speaker 3: We gotta read that, Yeah, we gotta read the funk
Speaker 3: out here.
Speaker 1: Let's let's do it.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna you gotta count me down?
Speaker 1: I thought I couldn't afford Wait three two one. I
Speaker 1: think you did it before, like thirty minutes ago. That's true.
Speaker 2: Uh all right? Uh rape member three thousand Delta Gamma
Speaker 2: yanking it in the with the young ankers, yinker race
Speaker 2: swapped logic is just logic.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, that's crazy. He's more black, he does.
Speaker 2: More black whatever squimp is bugs Uh Clamuel Esquire the
Speaker 2: third Sir, guild Master Malley Malibu Gay little King Dad Beatle.
Speaker 1: She looks so old now he's I don't know, because
Speaker 1: she sold her soul. I don't know what happened to her.
Speaker 3: No, No, Amber Row, she sold her soul you know
Speaker 3: who that is.
Speaker 1: She went from looking great.
Speaker 3: She's like, as soon as she endorsed Trump, she sold
Speaker 3: her soul.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened here. She said baby baby, baby,
Speaker 1: mama of whisk leif and she also was with Kanye
Speaker 1: at one point Kanye got a famous Yeah, Amber Rose, here, let's.
Speaker 3: You bald one of Dom's guys and with whiskey whisky rapper.
Speaker 2: Definitely sounds like it could be, you know, black and yellow,
Speaker 2: black and yellow.
Speaker 1: And there's there's a reason why he has that.
Speaker 2: In the B movie, Yes, Bes, this is a song
Speaker 2: for bees because black and yellow, black and yellows the
Speaker 2: B thing.
Speaker 3: I get the joke, but it's actually in the B movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in the B movie.
Speaker 2: At the very beginning, I swear to God, he goes,
Speaker 2: he looks into his closet and he says, black and yellow,
Speaker 2: black and yellow, black and yellow. Oh, yellow and black,
Speaker 2: let's switch things up a bit. That's not the song,
Speaker 2: and then the song plays in the background.
Speaker 1: It's a yellow and black yellow and black, yellow and
Speaker 1: black yellow black.
Speaker 2: Anyway, King Dad Beadle loving his gay little Beadle son.
Speaker 2: Anally Colin Moriarty a little among US guy regarding white
Speaker 2: side in South Africa.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: Uh no, I don't try to insert my religion in
Speaker 2: every conversation. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Stupid?
Speaker 2: I am going to kill them in the Morner Mike
Speaker 2: Kings and my son, May I have just one more blunket,
Speaker 2: just one more, my son? I be emoticons going like this,
Speaker 2: two rats in a trench coat. I'm Christine Raymond Nando.
Speaker 2: That's Darius, some black woman.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. That is a loud as fuck. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: That wasn't you. You don't have anybody asking about you.
Speaker 1: The Cartesk troll is Queenston Jamison.
Speaker 2: This is Spank Bank Podcast PM candidate for for the
Speaker 2: ultra Thieves Claire Obscure Expedition Babies.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: Joe Joe Biden's watermelon sized blow me away, come in
Speaker 2: my hand. I'm slapping you. King Dad getting Chris's family
Speaker 2: sent to prison for stealing cable, King Dad, King Dad,
Speaker 2: I forgot that was his man Dad. People keep writing
Speaker 2: that with that name, and I'm like, what is that?
Speaker 2: Berserker Beatles, Big Bouncy backside more Beatles.
Speaker 1: Kingston, how are you feeling about.
Speaker 2: That buddy, You like that buddy like that Homie Red
Speaker 2: Sloger Sloger to why so Derpy?
Speaker 4: They called me to be Kingston? Will it be better
Speaker 4: for it was Kingston? What if your name was king
Speaker 4: State king Stain? Yeah, but A K A N G
Speaker 4: S T A W wit I don't care Kangston Stan
Speaker 4: You know you don't like that better?
Speaker 3: What if your name is bitch?
Speaker 1: They we're gonna go to the courthouse get it changed.
Speaker 3: I would, I would pay for if we hit the
Speaker 3: next the next milestone.
Speaker 2: We got to get a couple more subscribers, and if
Speaker 2: we do, we're gonna get a couple more donations to
Speaker 2: the podcast, right, and if we do, we're gonna go
Speaker 2: to the courthouse and get Kingston's name legally changed to
Speaker 2: bitch mcblack and uh, don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: We promise.
Speaker 1: Action drawn bitch mc black.
Speaker 3: It kind of sounds awesome.
Speaker 2: Actually, it's weird, like the delivery makes that name almost cool,
Speaker 2: like you could do like my name is Pitchman's black.
Speaker 2: It's like you almost don't hear it, hear the bitch,
Speaker 2: you know. It's like a sleight of hand move when
Speaker 2: like a magician does like a crazy trick with one
Speaker 2: of them cards, those pictures with the people on him
Speaker 2: and the numbers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's me, bitch black. I was watching like some
Speaker 1: professional street magicians, if that makes any sense, like ones
Speaker 1: that are really good, like truly talented. You're showing me
Speaker 1: that British guy. You show me one of those things,
Speaker 1: and it's terrifying how good they are because I'm trying
Speaker 1: to British guy.
Speaker 2: Is the British guy's magic trick that he walks out
Speaker 2: on the street and smiles because they're so fucking miserable? Wow?
Speaker 1: This, how's he are you? Are you tourist?
Speaker 2: How's he doing?
Speaker 1: You're not going? I can't believe you're able to smell
Speaker 1: like that? What the fuck? I'm dying, mate. It's not funny, mate,
Speaker 1: it's really painful. It's been raining for seventeen years. Bro,
Speaker 1: boy is it still raining?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 3: Why is Walf Coggles?
Speaker 1: Ice to meet you? Good day. My name's fucking Dick
Speaker 1: mcgiggles on. My name's killed me now.
Speaker 2: Please, name is flumplemumps. Nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: My name is Randall Suicide and Ideation McGee. Nice to
Speaker 1: meet you.
Speaker 2: They call me virgin because they know they know, I
Speaker 2: don't funk around shitler, I'm Kingston to taste the pump
Speaker 2: them all. India and Pakistan are fighting again.
Speaker 1: He shows meat is a big piece of cucumber.
Speaker 2: India and Pakistan are fighting again. Called that stanch warfare.
Speaker 2: Oh my, that's crazy, damn outside Yeah, goju and pic
Speaker 2: Shalom versus.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I love their food. I want to hit
Speaker 1: that downtown restaurant which India, I don't know what the
Speaker 1: is called. Were just passing by to go to the
Speaker 1: theater and smell the Indian place. The place is real good.
Speaker 2: I like that place.
Speaker 1: Smell love India. They got they got really good Somosa's
Speaker 1: butter chicken goes.
Speaker 4: Probably go there today. So we gotta do some stupid
Speaker 4: Oh we got like we're going to a test reading.
Speaker 4: Oh that's right, yeah, some I forgot some movie with
Speaker 4: two juice heads.
Speaker 1: Who is it?
Speaker 3: Jason Momoa and Dave Batista.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, what the is I forgot
Speaker 2: to respond to Jojo about that because I read the
Speaker 2: invite and I was like, I gotta think.
Speaker 1: About it, and then I just totally forgot. There's a thing.
Speaker 1: Did I get in fighted?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: I thought she said she hit you up. She might
Speaker 1: have I don't remember. I'm fucking it's probably joking it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Many everything's a blur when I'm I
Speaker 1: literally was thinking like, oh do I go?
Speaker 2: And then like another notification popped up. I know I
Speaker 2: really have like object permanent issues. I think with messages.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a puppy. Let me ask her if it's
Speaker 1: still possible, because I probably can't go free movie because
Speaker 1: I'm going mill Works lately.
Speaker 2: All Gooner's fire at Will Blaze, tolm Moriarty, Domination. Kingston's
Speaker 2: dad voice is a film cow voice? What kind of
Speaker 2: is that?
Speaker 1: Is true? It is like Charlie the Unicorn.
Speaker 2: Almost what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It is like, yeah, maybe that's what I Maybe
Speaker 1: that's what I was thinking of.
Speaker 2: M uh wow film. I haven't thought about that in
Speaker 2: a while. They had these that weird Spatula show that
Speaker 2: I fucking watched all the time. They had like a
Speaker 2: weird show about like, well not all the time, but
Speaker 2: like they had a show about like sentience Spatula's and
Speaker 2: I remember just thinking like this concept is so fucking weird,
Speaker 2: why are they doing this? But I was transfixed by it.
Speaker 1: It's me film girl crazy. I can remember the person's name.
Speaker 1: You remember this famous lady that had a bow beep
Speaker 1: the sheep bob? What there you saying?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: I forgot her name. She was on PBS. She had
Speaker 1: show about like puppets and it was like a famous
Speaker 1: little bo peep, right, it might not be The Little
Speaker 1: People is like a lamb chop, lamb chop? Yes you
Speaker 1: what's her? What's the woman's name again? The woman that
Speaker 1: that did that did the puppet during old Yes, I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, I think old warmerge.
Speaker 2: I think her name was like Brenda or something.
Speaker 1: Lamb chop fuck along? Remember that? Oh it's not alone,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I remember I used to love that.
Speaker 2: Derek not Chavin is innocent for him Ballin moriarty, round
Speaker 2: eyed Asian plagiarizing small artists on a complete on complete
Speaker 2: accent pinky promise.
Speaker 1: Sherry Lewis is her name. I remember when she died,
Speaker 1: Sherry Luke like she did like ninety eight right, How fuck.
Speaker 2: Do you know that?
Speaker 1: I remember?
Speaker 3: I remember, I remember, I remember watching the show that
Speaker 3: like the day.
Speaker 2: I remember when she got killed on the show lamb
Speaker 2: ate her. That's crazy, it's true because they were like,
Speaker 2: the Lambs were getting tired of the misrepresentation, so.
Speaker 3: It was starting to get at her and her and
Speaker 3: then she I remember, it's actually a real Lamb.
Speaker 1: And I remember her because the day she died, they
Speaker 1: had like a long thing on POPS when I had
Speaker 1: to watch even room because then have one of my
Speaker 1: bedroom at the time. I remember like watch because my
Speaker 1: sister watched her when she was younger to on PBS
Speaker 1: as well, and I was like, oh, it was really sad,
Speaker 1: and my grandma was like, oh, she was a really
Speaker 1: nice lady. Seems very sweet because she was like involved
Speaker 1: with like mister Rogers on that show with mister Rogers stuff.
Speaker 1: Actually it's really it's never mind. We're like, what's this
Speaker 1: getting interesting?
Speaker 3: Because did you kill her?
Speaker 1: I don't understand what happened. I was remember I had
Speaker 1: a flash memory. She said something about like cow cowboys,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, cow Lamb Lamb lamb chop,
Speaker 1: who's Lambtop's person? Sherry.
Speaker 2: Look, that's like if somebody was like, how can I
Speaker 2: get away with being it? I guess close to Jerry
Speaker 2: Lewis as possible?
Speaker 1: How can I get away with having a name that
Speaker 1: might be similar to someone else's how can I get
Speaker 1: away with this?
Speaker 4: It's me, Sherry.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just name the person? Jerry Lady lamb Chop, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she used to fuck up. It's lamb Chop. A boy
Speaker 1: can spoil and soil? Is that a final boss of
Speaker 1: jish juices? Jerry Lewis Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Obviously it's clearly Benjamin Yahoo.
Speaker 1: I guess it is, then Yahoo, and then Yahoo is
Speaker 1: after ju Jesus. Jesus helps you beating, then Yahoo when
Speaker 1: you let me you get beat down, He's just like,
Speaker 1: I'll help you out this niggas wilding. And he comes
Speaker 1: and he gives you his hand and you get like
Speaker 1: all your health back, your special bar filled back up.
Speaker 4: And it's gotta be Moses right, soil Bean.
Speaker 1: But those but those are like good, Those are good
Speaker 1: ending Jews. Those are like evil juice fingers.
Speaker 2: They smell like pushing your weed. Life ain't bad? Enjoying
Speaker 2: the helmet They give you a homosexual side. Oh wait,
Speaker 2: Kingston something homosexual sized beetles sucking the grinch green snot
Speaker 2: rock and Derek's big black probuscus like a small mac
Speaker 2: was funny, Derek, Sir, Derek the blow job, Queen of
Speaker 2: White Run.
Speaker 1: I'll take it. Yeah, I uh gumping, gumping it.
Speaker 2: I'm gumping it, Oh, Jenny, I'm gumping it.
Speaker 1: Gumping. We're at gumping. Now we're gumping. You heard about gumping?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: No nobody when you fu somebody that's a little, a.
Speaker 2: Little okay, great, great? I know where this is going on.
Speaker 1: The mental scale, like Forrest Gump is on his mental
Speaker 1: scale where he's like little.
Speaker 4: So you fuck somebody who's mentally hitting, like mentally impaired,
Speaker 4: we call it gumped up.
Speaker 1: Oh like, oh that my brain.
Speaker 3: Did not I know you said Forrest company stood in.
Speaker 2: It's it's insensitive to say mentally. I don't know, defective.
Speaker 2: What were you saying? Just gump over here, dumb, really
Speaker 2: dumb and mentally we call them gumped the funk up.
Speaker 1: Now you gumped up. Okay, I'm gonna go gump up
Speaker 1: the slow bitch. They're all kids.
Speaker 2: With the gumped up cakes better better, better, saunter and
Speaker 2: leaned slightly.
Speaker 4: That's crazy. It ain't a school shooter song. That's a
Speaker 4: song about fucking middlely handed.
Speaker 1: WHOA, yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: It is crazy when you think about it.
Speaker 1: And I found out about gumping ones, I was like, whoa,
Speaker 1: people are fucking horrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people are depraved anyway.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Blonde blue eyed German Man applying for Derek's position this time,
Speaker 2: loved metal less and hate religion a lot more than him.
Speaker 1: MOA, Arthur my.
Speaker 2: Son, you got the job, Arthur my Son, Let's go.
Speaker 2: Let's go, Arthur my Son, Let's go to Jahiti, woke
Speaker 2: Marxist pope. My ass is full of his help. Thugs
Speaker 2: Villa versus Kingston's dad, War of the batty mons. Uh
Speaker 2: visualizing the bashed in head Joel. I wished to be Calmrity,
Speaker 2: calamory already. He just interviewed neildrunk me, which is crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, but he did ask him a question
Speaker 2: that I'm so curious about.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you after the last wast Part two. So
Speaker 3: fucking dumb sometimes do that?
Speaker 1: Why did you order this, organize the story? So dumb?
Speaker 1: Asking for a friend the friends? The game doesn't even
Speaker 1: look like bro Ramsey. You didn't even try the game.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, no concept of time at all, That's it's weird.
Speaker 1: I thought they made the game after the show, but
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's how I imagine. That's how I imagine.
Speaker 2: That's how I imagine every single person, uh whoever is
Speaker 2: in like my replies on Twitter and they disagree with me.
Speaker 3: I have envisioned them with that voice.
Speaker 1: Chris.
Speaker 3: They they they Yeah, a lot of them are boxed now.
Speaker 1: I think it's many. What are you saying? Do you
Speaker 1: like to building their class is really the cause of
Speaker 1: all their problems? Chris, I'm like my keys. Did you
Speaker 1: earn your lights on this sporting without frying yourself?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you. Yeah, make it, make it, make it.
Speaker 2: Make a gay cover of into Deep by some forty
Speaker 2: one That would be an obvious mark.
Speaker 1: Too deep, Yeah, man, too deep and fucking meat And
Speaker 1: I want some head from my girlfriend's brother, from my
Speaker 1: girlfriend's brother.
Speaker 2: Bad not bad Clockett anyway, villain, we could do it.
Speaker 2: I'm really sick of that. We gotta get the fuck
Speaker 2: out of here, right what nin?
Speaker 1: He wrote?
Speaker 2: Nin? And that was supposed to remind us about some
Speaker 2: forty one villain maxing because I gomage next year.
Speaker 3: Good good call, good call.
Speaker 1: We should all gomige. That'd be cool.
Speaker 3: That would be pretty sick. These guys not even playing
Speaker 3: the game.
Speaker 1: What am I crazy? Oh my god, sorry, I thought
Speaker 1: you meant something outside of the fucking quick I was.
Speaker 1: I was like, he used to slap on his legs violently.
Speaker 2: I envisioned him having like like almost two too, like
Speaker 2: this part of the arm per arm and you were
Speaker 2: just arms and you were just slapping them togethers.
Speaker 3: And I channeled me being in the audience of a
Speaker 3: Jay Leno show.
Speaker 1: Oh, creating fucking shock waves.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 3: You hear on this paintress lady and the on the
Speaker 3: on the he's he's fading away.
Speaker 1: Someone's laughing in their screaming. They're screaming so much it hurts.
Speaker 1: It's like when you guys like Dark City has yelled
Speaker 1: and killed those three niggas in a movie. Yeah, Calinia
Speaker 1: already yelled. He used to scream. He was he was
Speaker 1: in a movie. He was sitting in a movie theater
Speaker 1: and he killed three people. Yeah. Actually, yes, the Dark
Speaker 1: Cities in the screening in the first screening, episode three,
Speaker 1: he got up, yelled, stunned everybody in the room, and
Speaker 1: the cut through.
Speaker 2: This is the dumbest this is the dumbest name I
Speaker 2: think I've ever seen. But you have to hear this,
Speaker 2: Black Boogers be like Boo giga please and white boogers
Speaker 2: be like, hello, neighbors.
Speaker 1: This is that's just the white versus black trope.
Speaker 2: It's literally like, yeah, yeah, thanks a lot king batch
Speaker 2: for your fucking subscription.
Speaker 1: I know that's you.
Speaker 3: It must be the who also do such a thing?
Speaker 1: Can you? That would han't bat on the show? Hilarious?
Speaker 1: Let's get him on? Just called him.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's got a lot of poll nowadays. Let's get
Speaker 2: to let's get to buscus on.
Speaker 1: Let's do that please. Oh my god, I would kill
Speaker 1: I would kill really do want to get on? Yes?
Speaker 2: Pretty Furling?
Speaker 3: No, you're at Fogel You remember her name?
Speaker 1: That's crazy. She came up in the news recently because
Speaker 1: apparently like she got married to Tommy Lee. Who's that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brittany Furlan. She was like a vine lady she
Speaker 3: got married.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So was she in the news recently because she was
Speaker 2: cheating with Ronnie Ratsey. She got catfish by a fake
Speaker 2: Ronnie Racky, which is the most embarrassing in the world.
Speaker 2: With Rodney Grakey is embarrassing on itself, but like cheating
Speaker 2: on a fake Ronny Racky is hysterical.
Speaker 1: So sorry, what do you what this is like like.
Speaker 2: Tati Westbrooke level stuff, you know what I mean. But
Speaker 2: it's it's like celebrity gossip. Ultimately, it's kind of like
Speaker 2: what's happening with fucking h Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively and.
Speaker 1: Crazy case. No it's not a diddy case, but the
Speaker 1: didiction that's we talk about.
Speaker 2: I haven't I haven't looked into it, but yet I
Speaker 2: just assume they're all pedophiles, so whatever, you know, Like
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna learn anything.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, what happened with Ryan?
Speaker 2: So like something about like some some director, some small
Speaker 2: time director was like trying to get this movie off
Speaker 2: the ground and it was like a passion project of his,
Speaker 2: and then Blake Likely got involved and then she kind
Speaker 2: of like started usurping control over them, and they like
Speaker 2: started to be like you can't come here, you can't
Speaker 2: you can't attend the premiere, Like fuck you, like you
Speaker 2: don't get an editor's cut, you know. And Ryan Reynolds
Speaker 2: comes in and like backs her up. He's like, oh,
Speaker 2: get the fuck out, you get away from my fucking
Speaker 2: wife or whatever. So like this is like whole lawsuit thing,
Speaker 2: and I guess, like I don't know this is what
Speaker 2: it's not our wheelhouse.
Speaker 1: I see I about it.
Speaker 3: I got curious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I got curious about it because I saw
Speaker 2: Ryan Raylse was on the Conan podcast and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I like Conan's podcast. Yeah, so the only podcast I
Speaker 2: listened to actually, and so I I was listening to it,
Speaker 2: and uh, I was reading the comments and everybody was like, man,
Speaker 2: this is not a good look, is first some of them.
Speaker 3: I'm on subscribing because of this.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, whoa, I've nered seen anybody dislike Conan before.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. That's crazy. And so I looked it up
Speaker 1: for that reason.
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 4: No, I was saying, it's crazy unsubscribed? Did he he
Speaker 4: didn't like do something horrible?
Speaker 2: No, I mean he was being then normal kind of courteous,
Speaker 2: like oh you're great, you know yeah, but uh so
Speaker 2: I kind of get I get it on some level,
Speaker 2: but like, I don't know, Coan is great, So I
Speaker 2: there are so many people who do far worse that
Speaker 2: I also like still so like, to me, that's like
Speaker 2: not even close to a deal breaker, but like it
Speaker 2: got me interested. I was like, what the fuck is
Speaker 2: going on with Ryan Reynolds?
Speaker 1: And I looked it was like some.
Speaker 2: Lawsuit and like Taylor swifts lawyer lawyers are getting involved too,
Speaker 2: so it's like a whole fucking crazy whist lawyers. No,
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift's lawyer, Taylor Taylored Swiss.
Speaker 1: Lawyer, gotcha.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like I don't know, you can look that
Speaker 2: up on you apparently really sucks. Yeah, that's not surprising
Speaker 2: to me. Really.
Speaker 1: What's funny is that the guy that was in Deadpool,
Speaker 1: the best friend I forgot his name, that he's like
Speaker 1: a TJ. Miller.
Speaker 2: He also sucks though.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he got caught with some bullshit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he said ryand sucked a long time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he also sucks.
Speaker 2: So like that's like that's almost like that's that's almost
Speaker 2: like hearing uh man, did you hear what Jared Fogel
Speaker 2: said about jeffy Epstein, Like I don't care, that's true,
Speaker 2: Like what the fuck do I care about?
Speaker 4: Can we do a prisoner you with Jared Fogelo? Oh
Speaker 4: he's dead and oh no, no, he's in prison.
Speaker 1: He's in prison. Yeah, let's just do it.
Speaker 2: I thought he's kicking himself, like damn if I had
Speaker 2: just gotten caught like a couple of years later, I
Speaker 2: could have grifted my way to millions of dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he or just kept eating fucking sandwiches, not fucking.
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 2: I could just pretend to be religious and like be forgiven.
Speaker 3: That is true.
Speaker 4: Crazy, it is true. He can It's probably actually i'mna
Speaker 4: be honest. I think there's still time.
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 4: I think Jared no One's just trying to rehabilitate Harvey
Speaker 4: Weinstein right now.
Speaker 1: What she's trying, she's trying to get the black people's
Speaker 1: voltes is really to it. Now's trying to interview with him.
Speaker 4: He's like, what, Yeah, he's doing the he's doing like
Speaker 4: the enfeebled voice. I didn't I didn't listen to a
Speaker 4: second of it. I'm not going to remember.
Speaker 1: For the trial.
Speaker 3: I remember for the trial he had the walker.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was like I can't fucking walk anywhere.
Speaker 1: I'm horribly what like life.
Speaker 3: For you and your legs? Firing squad, dude, just conjured.
Speaker 2: We're going to shoot you with bullets and these are
Speaker 2: the newest high tech bullets, and these bullets stop just
Speaker 2: before they kill you and molest you.
Speaker 4: That's badass, molesting bullets.
Speaker 2: They can go right in front of you and then
Speaker 2: they stop. They grow a little bit, hands come out
Speaker 2: and they just start like like it's light and they.
Speaker 1: Go like, but you can't swat it's too strong. No,
Speaker 1: it's just like you try to move it and it's
Speaker 1: like moving a fucking building. What's going on.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like a sentient tungsten being Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a mac round. Also, that's insane. That's it's a
Speaker 2: goss cannon. Perfect, it's a magnum.
Speaker 1: I can't stand that bitch. She's like trying to like, oh,
Speaker 1: like I didn't understand how bad things were. Now I
Speaker 1: have thirty kids. I'm like, can this. I hope you
Speaker 1: get lynched. I really don't like you at all.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean would be much better place. Absolutely listen,
Speaker 1: hope they hope you. It just makes me mad that
Speaker 1: like these are people. Look, you started, you started with it.
Speaker 1: You were one of the first ones to find her
Speaker 1: and be like this chick sucks. And then a couple
Speaker 1: of people she popped back up his red pill black.
Speaker 2: I'm so proud of this, by the way, It's like
Speaker 2: the few points of pride that I have her like
Speaker 2: the people that I wrote off immediately, like Candice Owns,
Speaker 2: Jimmy Dore. Uh, there's a couple of other people, all
Speaker 2: these people. Leanna Wu was like one of the first
Speaker 2: people too. It's just like they made a swap and
Speaker 2: then all the people used to hate her loves her now.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, no, what are you talking about? You're
Speaker 2: fucking lame, and you're clearly just where does the wind go?
Speaker 1: Yes, and just flowing. I could give a fuck about Yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck those people. Yeah, I want her to be dangling
Speaker 1: from a face, a popular rich whatever. Oh No, I
Speaker 1: just say it just sucks how popular and rich they are.
Speaker 1: It sucks. Yeah, I mean it just sucks. I'm like
Speaker 1: they should.
Speaker 3: They don't deserve it.
Speaker 2: If God, if godophiles, I mean not caught. I like legos,
Speaker 2: big meat stinks. Cason's dad causes the Permian extinction. Boogie Woogie,
Speaker 2: Betty bugle Boy, Dandy Andy, leader of the Spiderfucker Party,
Speaker 2: Horny little beetle butt fucking his beetle son. Under the
Speaker 2: bridge downtown is where I blew some thugs. Heath Smoker,
Speaker 2: calm worry already, gids devil may come. They uh, they
Speaker 2: think I got to sticular cancer because it's abnormal. The
Speaker 2: way my sack growing.
Speaker 1: That's not money, that's money.
Speaker 2: Pretty good, that's it's a good it's a good Barney
Speaker 2: bar that's like, that will be a great bar for
Speaker 2: a little testicle, little testicle. He's coming out of the
Speaker 2: scene in Chicago. Scrody, little little Scrode's up there, toody.
Speaker 1: Wody wody got scrody scrody, Scrody's yeah, wrote I'm a
Speaker 1: scrodycrody scrody. Yeah.
Speaker 8: I get tight when I get cold, I get I
Speaker 8: want to get cold. Look right when I grow old,
Speaker 8: hang low when I get old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that's good, honestly, but I got a talent.
Speaker 1: It's good. I'm proud of you, guys. I'm not proud
Speaker 1: of me.
Speaker 3: And then I grow bright when it whips old. Fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It's so easy to we could probably like, let's make
Speaker 2: let's make a fake rapper, let's make let's let's do
Speaker 2: like a gorilla's thing, and like make a fake like
Speaker 2: it'll be all of us, it'll be a little scrody.
Speaker 1: Little scrody.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And eventually he reveals as he've made millions. How crazy.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I don't know. I don't hate that idea.
Speaker 2: I'm down a little scrody, uh scroy they think I
Speaker 2: read that already blasting Hall sizeds at five thousand PSI.
Speaker 1: Damn, it's a lot of PSI's.
Speaker 2: Israeli Fanos snaps away every Palestinian I mean probably, Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's crazy trying. He gets the golle. He's like, goodbye
Speaker 1: an the Yamica. It's hysterical, it's great interesting. It's not
Speaker 1: like a very interesting for us. You see that the
Speaker 1: thing I shared on Instagram, like redhawk, Yeah, like President Ross.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't seem to have to come back somehow.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That said five billion dollars. I love those.
Speaker 2: It's such a simple it's a simple joke. It's not
Speaker 2: clever at all, but I think it is. It makes
Speaker 2: me laugh every time. It's not clever by definition, it's
Speaker 2: just done all the time. But like, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I like that. It's like this is a joke, and
Speaker 1: it's like Israel crazy.
Speaker 2: It's a five billion dollars Israel right now. Right there's
Speaker 2: a kid that did like a like a talk sketch
Speaker 2: about it. Yeah, his his voic vocal delivery of it
Speaker 2: is hysterical. I don't know how to find it, but
Speaker 2: I don't remember his name because I don't remember anybody's
Speaker 2: name on TikTok.
Speaker 1: I like that would happen, honestly, if I like, hey,
Speaker 1: there's a really serious problem. COVID happened again.
Speaker 2: Five billion dollars Israel, right, give Israel right now?
Speaker 1: Right, He's all the money.
Speaker 2: Dave Blunt's stage dive Tsunami the Movie and Bully, except
Speaker 2: it's Kingston trapped in Beatletopia till he finally admits he's gay.
Speaker 3: Disney's the Gay Family. They'll they'll make you.
Speaker 1: Want to fuck him. Not clever?
Speaker 2: All right, Kevin Durant's feet non pizza left with beef
Speaker 2: or with left beef? What the fuck? Uh?
Speaker 1: S J.
Speaker 2: Kingston's dad has got me down bad. He's all I want.
Speaker 2: Make my tongue a skid pad, Kingston. Can't you see
Speaker 2: your daddy's got I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Stacy's mom.
Speaker 2: All right, Kingston's dad has got me down bed. He's
Speaker 2: all I want. Make my tongue a skid path, kings
Speaker 2: Can't you see your your daddy's got a hold on me.
Speaker 1: I know it might be gay, but I'm in love
Speaker 1: with king Stead's dad. Whatever.
Speaker 2: He actually says whatever at the end too, that's part
Speaker 2: of this whatever paying My TV likes Mistmas and pants swen.
Speaker 3: How do you feel about Final Fantasy matching the Gathering set.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. It's terrible for the game, though, but
Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: That's such a crazy thing to say it's terrible for
Speaker 2: the game.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I'm excited. Might not be good for
Speaker 1: the game, but I'm having fun.
Speaker 2: I guess face unstoppable cardboard pie. I wish Airgrn was real,
Speaker 2: cinnamon toast cock, jolly old dipshit, the Ace of Parades,
Speaker 2: casting Obi saga on Chris so he becomes wider than
Speaker 2: he is tall chode body status. It's distressing. I'm not
Speaker 2: that tall, but that would be a jarring with Gang
Speaker 2: Bang by three hundred beatle sized food of beatles, or
Speaker 2: have two New York food to rats attempt to spit
Speaker 2: roast you.
Speaker 1: Damn. It's a hard choice. I choose neither.
Speaker 2: Colin Moriarty dropping to the five dollars tier so Kingston
Speaker 2: has to suck my.
Speaker 1: Beetle dick pee wee pee wee pee wee. Herman be like,
Speaker 1: ha ha, I'm still dead.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, trend Dick Kingston's dad, Michael Vick fights Crypto
Speaker 2: the super Dog and beats and Battley Beatle Moriarty sucking
Speaker 2: himself off at speeds equivalent to a gift.
Speaker 1: It's not even that fast a gift. What is it?
Speaker 2: What was that?
Speaker 1: Bed?
Speaker 3: I don't know that.
Speaker 2: I can't even fucking rationalize that. Gay little beetle. By
Speaker 2: the way, uh search Peter Lorie fish Battle. Fun fact,
Speaker 2: dentists can tell if you suck dick.
Speaker 1: I believe that that's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's a little dick particles waving back and him when
Speaker 2: he puts the little mirror thing.
Speaker 1: And then it was a little gay people. Yeah, and women,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you forget that. Every woman.
Speaker 4: He's like, all right, yeah, obviously obviously obviously.
Speaker 1: And then he's like you come here, he put you
Speaker 1: to sleep. He's like, here's another one. Yeah, he's another
Speaker 1: one for the numbers.
Speaker 4: I noticed that you suck a copious amounts of dick.
Speaker 4: Would like another there's dick lines in your mouthes.
Speaker 1: Thro Your throat is shaped exactly like a fucking penis.
Speaker 1: Actually your your throat is shaped like my penis.
Speaker 4: So I wonder if you like just sucked on popsicles
Speaker 4: a lot, you could just like pass that.
Speaker 2: I would imagine that it's a difference. I think, well,
Speaker 2: what's the.
Speaker 1: Difference, Like there's penis resident when you suck. So they're
Speaker 1: they're they're testing crazy the resident that the doctor. I
Speaker 1: see you've been sucking dick. Why are you gay?
Speaker 2: Are I prescribe to see the menafine?
Speaker 1: That's for that? Thanks? Uh? You you freak? What stop
Speaker 1: looking at me like that? Give me your name? Do
Speaker 1: you see Matt TV? They did a they did a
Speaker 1: house sketch and it's just like recently. No, wait, I
Speaker 1: don't remember that Jordan Piel is playing foreman. Oh really yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I forgot when people with ma TV. Key.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen mat TV in a long time, and
Speaker 2: I think when I found k PE, I just forgot
Speaker 2: that they were there. I associated Deb Wilson and Bobby
Speaker 2: Lee and and that that guy that we know that
Speaker 2: we the white tall guy with that plays the weird
Speaker 2: son McDonald. I think his name is Michael McDonald or
Speaker 2: I think you're right. I think that guy was fucking
Speaker 2: hilarious like that, like that guy and Dev Wilson really
Speaker 2: held it down. I think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just saw they actually had a little annature reunion.
Speaker 3: I saw that.
Speaker 1: I saw, Yeah, I saw.
Speaker 3: But was it him too?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So Tiger Belly that's his podcast? Who Bobby Le
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes.
Speaker 3: I saw it was was the series.
Speaker 4: And Probbily, Uh Robby and one of the older woman
Speaker 4: that was there, I forgot her name.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw one clip of them being like, how
Speaker 1: much did you get paid?
Speaker 2: And uh, Bobby was like twenty and she was like
Speaker 2: fuck something because I think they got she got fifteen
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he came to pay. He came on newer,
Speaker 1: so you know, they got a raison a little bit.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't paid bobyly anything. I wouldn't pay he would
Speaker 1: have done it for like nothing. That's yeah. That era
Speaker 1: of him when he was his life was fucking He
Speaker 1: was so funny though then like it was insanely funny, but.
Speaker 3: It was like, he's funny. He's probably the only thing
Speaker 3: I like about that.
Speaker 2: Bad Friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just think Tommy's good. I don't mind him.
Speaker 2: He bothers me so much less than every other big
Speaker 2: comedian right now, you know what I mean, Like he
Speaker 2: feels like not really all that connected to the Brogan sphere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just has like yeah, he's not connected.
Speaker 2: So like I don't really mind him in that in
Speaker 2: that sense he like, I know, he's.
Speaker 1: Probably like just adjacent. He was the adjacent one, but
Speaker 1: he has the same like a lot of people. It's
Speaker 1: funny like I would feed Burt Kreischer to bees. Well, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 3: Burt Kreischer should be killed.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 3: I would try to him, and I'll try to lay
Speaker 3: every hit on his jaw.
Speaker 4: I think the only reason people haven't killed him is
Speaker 4: because they're expecting him to die soon, to be such
Speaker 4: an alcoholic.
Speaker 2: Well, there's also the situation where it's like it's like
Speaker 2: a leftfer dead boomer situation where if you kill him,
Speaker 2: he might pop and explode and then he might he
Speaker 2: might catch whoever he has.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I feel like Burt Kreischer is way more
Speaker 1: white than he is. But he's just gross. That's he's red.
Speaker 2: He's one of my One of my favorite genre of
Speaker 2: videos now is just videos like video essays just shitting
Speaker 2: on these comedians.
Speaker 3: It's like it's low key my favorite.
Speaker 4: Some of them are Some of them are people have
Speaker 4: made careers funny people have made careers because the Rogan
Speaker 4: spear like they're the a new wave. I almost got
Speaker 4: into the meta. I even I didn't even intentionally do it,
Speaker 4: but one of my videos blew up when my channel
Speaker 4: was already virtually dead. I made a video about Brendan Schaw,
Speaker 4: but it got like one hundred thousands of views.
Speaker 3: That crowd is.
Speaker 1: Engaged that that video you made about him had some
Speaker 1: of the meanest moments, Like if someone made a video
Speaker 1: like that of me, I would come for you because
Speaker 1: you were pointing out every one of his failings as
Speaker 1: a human professional, And I'm like, that is so he
Speaker 1: does really fucking say.
Speaker 4: That annoys me though, But look, I was fair because
Speaker 4: in the beginning, because a lot of people were shitting
Speaker 4: on him for like even his his MMMA record and
Speaker 4: all guys, he wasn't that bad.
Speaker 3: He was ten and five.
Speaker 1: He wasn't that bad.
Speaker 4: He wasn't that great, Like, dude, ten and five, isn't
Speaker 4: that when you're at the highest level. The UFC's the
Speaker 4: highest level. He's also ten and five. There's people right
Speaker 4: now that have similar records. It's just people are kind
Speaker 4: of retroactively going back and trying to shit on him
Speaker 4: more than he deserves. He definitely I don't I personally
Speaker 4: don't think you should have left. Joe Rogan was like
Speaker 4: a pussy bully and was like, Oh, you suck, you
Speaker 4: should leave and convince to leave, and then we got
Speaker 4: the horrible comedian side of him we should have done,
Speaker 4: which probably changed gyms buckled that like because he could.
Speaker 4: He wasn't that bad. I think he could have been
Speaker 4: a real contender if you would have. Just a lot
Speaker 4: of people have done it. They've had losing streaks and
Speaker 4: then became champions and then But Joe Rogan is being
Speaker 4: his friend, he was like, oh you suck, And I'm like,
Speaker 4: imagine your best friend or one of your closest friends
Speaker 4: convincing you to stop doing the thing that you're passionate
Speaker 4: about just because.
Speaker 1: There were you should really stop being alive. You should.
Speaker 2: I'm not passionate about being alive in the slight, but
Speaker 2: it's just one of those.
Speaker 1: Things where like I would I would stop being friends
Speaker 1: with somebody who tried to convince me to like stop
Speaker 1: doing music or stop podcast whatever it is, even if
Speaker 1: I'm just having a.
Speaker 4: Little bit of a stint where it's like I'm not
Speaker 4: doing well right now, and then they're.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, he should stop, we should really stop being
Speaker 1: black there and then he did it bro millions of people. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll consider it. I'm gonna get a.
Speaker 3: Like you guys, like with the Wayne Man. You guys
Speaker 3: are so easy to like, I'm a viddle, like with
Speaker 3: surgery or whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I.
Speaker 2: Was looking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: They're just bad comedians, they.
Speaker 1: Most of them.
Speaker 3: It's so weird that they followed.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess it's not weird because Joe Rogan's
Speaker 2: rich and he has a platform, but it's so weird
Speaker 2: that like he became like the.
Speaker 3: The facto guy.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that a lot of money are like
Speaker 4: nepple babies.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the most insufferable ones are, Yeah, which is interesting.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that a lot of them, like uh,
Speaker 1: Tom's girl, Actually I didn't know he had money before,
Speaker 1: which is weird because it's like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: happened before because I remember them talking about stories of
Speaker 1: living in sil Silver Lake, like Tom and Christina and
Speaker 1: they were broke as ship yeah, and so I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I guess he just was one of those people like
Speaker 1: I don't want it depend on my family or something. Maybe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know that because I I just thought
Speaker 4: he was like, oh, he didn't have that much money,
Speaker 4: but apparently he did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all loaded.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. The only one I don't they was the
Speaker 1: only one I really bothers me is I just can't
Speaker 1: stand Shecheltz anymore. And I can't send the niggas that
Speaker 1: are on the couch with him. That's what bothers me
Speaker 1: to supposed to be a homie.
Speaker 2: You see Bernie on that show where Yeah I'm gonna
Speaker 2: watch it. People were like there was a clip that was.
Speaker 1: Going around and people were like, I can't believe Bernie
Speaker 1: said this, And it's the most common sense shit I've
Speaker 1: ever heard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is crazy.
Speaker 1: The Democratic Party fucked him over. Well.
Speaker 2: He was just talking about how like, uh, he thought
Speaker 2: the Bernie bro like racist sexist thing was like bullshit,
Speaker 2: And he was talking about how like it was like
Speaker 2: a democratic establishment likes to run with that shit. Sure,
Speaker 2: And he was just talking about like how like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think all bigotry should stop, but we need to
Speaker 2: focus on working class issues.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was like, oh, okay, what.
Speaker 2: A crazy revels really really really out of at a
Speaker 2: left field, really truly insane, and I feel so.
Speaker 4: Weird by That was one of my major That was
Speaker 4: one of my major contentions with a lot of people
Speaker 4: when I would criticize certain movements that were completely heavily
Speaker 4: based on of like race or sex or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're.
Speaker 3: Missing the forest for the trees, guys, this is exactly
Speaker 3: what they want.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: What you know would make dealing with these issues easier
Speaker 2: if we could, I don't know, guarantee health care to everybody,
Speaker 2: and then we had one less thing to worry about.
Speaker 2: Im Look, I think idiots. I will never stop being
Speaker 2: angry about that ship.
Speaker 1: I will always be like, level, man, there's levels you
Speaker 1: have to there's levels, Look, man, there's levels.
Speaker 4: We got to fix things on the level that it
Speaker 4: makes more sense. So the biggest thing is the class divide.
Speaker 4: We need to fucking deal with that. The people at
Speaker 4: the top have everything, and then everybody else does it.
Speaker 4: Let's fix that first, and then the problems the the
Speaker 4: other little tribal things that dividus that we can work
Speaker 4: on those people try, people trying to jump the gun
Speaker 4: and be like no, it's a selfish thing where it's like,
Speaker 4: this is the most important thing to me, So I
Speaker 4: think we should work on this. And I'm like, so
Speaker 4: you're already thinking, you're already fucking it up by not
Speaker 4: thinking of the collective.
Speaker 2: You know what it is, you're skipping, you're skipping to
Speaker 2: the final boss man, like you're racism, like manufactured prejudice.
Speaker 2: That's final boss shit man, that's been around fucking forever. Okay,
Speaker 2: you deal with that when you get everything else sorted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's so.
Speaker 4: Crazy, gonna be much easier to deal with it because
Speaker 4: then you can't blame all of their problems and ailments
Speaker 4: on black and brown.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no scapegoats anymore. Yeah, So like that's the thing.
Speaker 1: I agree that that is the first thing to be taking.
Speaker 4: So why they want the Mexicans out, like all the
Speaker 4: brown people out, because they're like, oh, they're gonna they're
Speaker 4: the problem. You know, regular working class people that are
Speaker 4: being convinced that they're the problem. It's the only reason
Speaker 4: why they're so happy. Oh they're finally gonna be out,
Speaker 4: and they're convinced that things are gonna be fixed, even
Speaker 4: though obviously we know they're not. Yeah, it's like we're
Speaker 4: wasting time and then these people, horrible people are being
Speaker 4: locked up in other country they don't even belong to.
Speaker 1: Because I agree, I think, I agree. I think I
Speaker 1: any politics is really tricky because you know, it's identity based,
Speaker 1: so it's always gonna be someone fucking pushing against you.
Speaker 1: But I do think I agree with that. I just
Speaker 1: understand that people are like, yeah, fix these corporate problems.
Speaker 1: We're dying. So like you're dying because of the corporate problems. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. But if you if you fix the but
Speaker 1: does does it exactly correlate that the problems that fix
Speaker 1: the top will fix the bottom immediately, you know, And
Speaker 1: it's not exactly and it will, it will, it's more fixing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree, I agree, but it's it's it's and I
Speaker 1: understand the nuance between that interaction.
Speaker 3: But I think that, I think, I think they look.
Speaker 4: I can say is the most I can say is
Speaker 4: I understand your feelings, but you need it, you need
Speaker 4: you need to work with us.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm not I'm not disagreeing with you
Speaker 1: on that.
Speaker 4: I'm not even talking about I'm talking like the other people,
Speaker 4: the people that are like that, so like I understand
Speaker 4: your I just I need you guys to work with us.
Speaker 4: It is one of the reasons why I show them, like, hey, guys,
Speaker 4: look at other countries that is predominantly just one ethnicity.
Speaker 4: I want you guys to understand what is the biggest
Speaker 4: fucking problems that they have. It is class fucking everywhere.
Speaker 4: It's all you're very similar.
Speaker 3: To each other and they have the same problem. Let's
Speaker 3: fix this class fucking thing first.
Speaker 2: I got into an argument recently because I quote tweeted
Speaker 2: the somebody reacting negatively at the burny thing, and I'm
Speaker 2: just like, this is why you'll never You're never gonna
Speaker 2: have another progressive victory again if this is how you're operating.
Speaker 2: And it was something like, uh, I don't know, somebody
Speaker 2: like had a problem with it, and then I, uh,
Speaker 2: it was the whole thing about I said, basically like,
Speaker 2: good luck losing forever if you if you just keep
Speaker 2: doing this, because that any pox don't it doesn't work.
Speaker 2: It's like, well megas, megas, do we got dinity politics?
Speaker 2: She just working for them. At that point, I just
Speaker 2: didn't even respond because I'm like, yeah it works on
Speaker 2: sub fifty IQ people of course, no shit. Also they
Speaker 2: copied fuck it. Look, man, I don't want to get
Speaker 2: into who started this ship, but like it's hard. They
Speaker 2: saw it somewhere where they saw it happening in a
Speaker 2: place where it wasn't working, and knew that they could
Speaker 2: do it. Yeah, that's what happened. They did the I
Speaker 2: learned from watching you. Dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a dude. I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't engage a discourse online anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I see something too stupid, I'm like.
Speaker 4: There's not enough time to even What usually happens is
Speaker 4: the person stops responding after a while and you're like,
Speaker 4: I just wasted, Like you might've done a reply chain
Speaker 4: that took hours.
Speaker 1: It's not like you were saying there, but you would
Speaker 1: come back to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it never got finished. And that's to me,
Speaker 3: the most waste. That's the most it's really disappointing thing.
Speaker 1: It's really arguing agreeing. Because of the fact that people's
Speaker 1: perspectives are so people we can't we can't objectively see
Speaker 1: a tree and call it a tree anymore. We lost
Speaker 1: the ability to do that, so like you have confidents
Speaker 1: about Like I made a comment about like something involving
Speaker 1: Israel recently, right, like how anti sempitism is fucking on
Speaker 1: a weirdly high high pitch, right, And I was like,
Speaker 1: it's fucking disgusting seeing people that are just so openly
Speaker 1: justmarked with Jewish people, Like it's like, dude, chill, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I was outside of that. I was at the
Speaker 1: f I was at the doctor, and I heard some
Speaker 1: guys saying some wild hit about Jewish people, and I
Speaker 1: was like, you're outside and no one's looking at you. Weird,
Speaker 1: what's going on? And that's tweet about it. Were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but like you see why why y'all? Who wom he's when?
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, Israel is not the face of Jewish
Speaker 1: people altogether, A lot of them, but not all of them.
Speaker 1: There are people like in New York, I know people
Speaker 1: that are Jewish at protest Israel. Yeah. I would actually, I.
Speaker 2: Would actually bet pound for pound, like the number of
Speaker 2: Jews who disagree with Israel is probably prety high. I't
Speaker 2: know about israelis israelis is a different I think, And
Speaker 2: even then, I still think it's like less it's definitely
Speaker 2: less than one hundred percent, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: It is it is a problem that and this is
Speaker 4: this is an unfortunate problem like this, this is one
Speaker 4: of the reasons why uh Ethan is getting to keep like,
Speaker 4: for example, uh talking about like, look what's happening, and
Speaker 4: some of the stuff that he's saying is true about
Speaker 4: the anti Semitism, the rise of it, And the.
Speaker 3: Biggest thing is, I know a lot of those people
Speaker 3: just don't understand that.
Speaker 4: I'm like, could you please use the could you use
Speaker 4: IDF or could you use Zionist? Could you use certain
Speaker 4: words so people can differentiate, because when you just talk
Speaker 4: about like Jews and you say this, it's it now
Speaker 4: sounds like you're talking about everyone, not exactly the people
Speaker 4: that are perpetrating this atrocity. It's just kind of lot
Speaker 4: of when Ethan got called out when he was like, oh,
Speaker 4: who did this? Who displaced all these people? Because he
Speaker 4: was talking about more Jews were displaced than the Nakpa,
Speaker 4: which is like it's an unrelated thing anyway. But then
Speaker 4: and then Hassan says who replaced them? And Ethan like
Speaker 4: the fucking Arabs? And like when you say stuff like
Speaker 4: that where I'm like, well, that generalizing fucking and the Arabs,
Speaker 4: and it makes it sound even though technically that's not
Speaker 4: what he means the way. And so the person that
Speaker 4: you were talking about out loud probably not talking about
Speaker 4: a random Jewish person that's living in New York. I
Speaker 4: don't I'm assuming I don't think. I don't think they
Speaker 4: mean that.
Speaker 1: But what happens is that for that group of people particularly,
Speaker 1: they're one of the groups of people that like people
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Speaker 2: His name it all right?
Speaker 3: Huh no, no it was it was like I'm believingly.
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Speaker 1: You call her Phoebe?
Speaker 3: Oh damn it, which actually makes more sense than Phoebe.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 2: Actually, fuck, it's gonna bother the hell and me. I
Speaker 2: saw your face and wow, I'm not gonna remember his name.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna can you look it up?
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Speaker 2: I saw your face and I wouldn't have never I
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Speaker 2: I'm trying to listen to the voice and see if
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Speaker 2: the Hispanic ones.
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Speaker 3: I think it's not.
Speaker 2: In no way, it's Marc Anthony. Mark Anthony would have
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Speaker 3: I think it was in ri Kay and Glacias.
Speaker 2: It maybe I'm not gonna fact check this, yeah, but
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Speaker 3: That's a couple of times.
Speaker 1: That's actually a little less than a couple. That's I mean,
Speaker 1: that's that's actually a lot less than a couple. Actually,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about?
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Speaker 4: for some reason did two years. I don't know why
Speaker 4: I did that. I don't know why it was.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was yeah, like so three sixty sixty five
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Speaker 1: So five ninety, but like that would mean doubles.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, it's it's.
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Speaker 2: it's like maybe like one point six two, probably three
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Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, good ship.
Speaker 4: I used to crazy, used to that used to be
Speaker 4: a couple of times a day. Used to be pretty
Speaker 4: normal for me.
Speaker 2: It was just crazy. I don't think I ever did
Speaker 2: that a couple of times day, is like I think
Speaker 2: I think there was maybe like on rare occasions it
Speaker 2: would be like twice a day, and then on megaware
Speaker 2: occasions it would be like three times, So that would
Speaker 2: be like that was like twice a year.
Speaker 1: Maybe there on Saturdays, on Saturdays when I was like
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Speaker 4: Like I don't know, like like especially on the weekend,
Speaker 4: I would say, like in the morning, at night.
Speaker 2: I got at least I got a least rest in
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Speaker 2: people are talking about like, oh what if, oh man,
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Speaker 3: He's six foot wide, six wide?
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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Speaker 2: That is so insane.
Speaker 1: Why I don't I don't hate it.
Speaker 3: Isn't it like seven seasons?
Speaker 1: It's a lot.
Speaker 2: It's fucking ridiculous. Wouldn't I hate that show? Actually, I
Speaker 2: think it's fucking genuine.
Speaker 1: It's not bad. I think it's I think you have
Speaker 1: some funny moments. I think that some moments that are
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah go Alicia Claire Obscure cover.
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Speaker 4: I kept working on it and I just I was like,
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