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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's it's so great. We love doing
Patreon episodes.
Speaker 1: We love it because we can be ourselves that we're
not ourselves, but we can tell juicy stories and feel
good about it.
Speaker 2: I feel like, I feel like there are certain stories
that I want to tell on the main show, but
it's just a matter of a privacy. Yeah, Like there's
certain things that you're like, I just know I'm going
to get.
Speaker 1: In trouble for that story, right, right, And I don't
think we've ever gotten in trouble by any story on Patreon.
Speaker 2: Never.
Speaker 1: No, all right, let's get into it.
Speaker 2: So I kept meaning to tell this story, which, yes,
this story really quite seriously could get me in trouble. Yeah,
you got to give a ship.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I know I don't give a ship. We
should have everybody signed a non disclosure agreement. That's listening
to this, right.
Speaker 2: I feel like we should be like Trump, Yeah, NBA
all around. I can't tell people, don't write a tell
all exactly. Somebody will write a Patreon tell from all
of our stories, we'll.
Speaker 1: Be in trouble.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this could get back to people.
Speaker 1: But you don't give a shit.
Speaker 2: So good. I mean, look, here's the thing. You know
that I love The Bachelor, love the Bachelor, and I
love it ironically. I'm not even gonna say I love
it on ironically because I don't. I'm not like, oh,
I believe these people are ever going to fall in love,
but I love to make fun of it, which is
why I started Rose Pricks to make fun of these people,
because they need to be made fun of. But at
the same time, so my friend and I were working
on a project together and we and a friend of
a friend knows Corinne from The Bachelor. Now she was
on Nick season, and she ended up being kind of
the villain because she's really cute and bubbily and and
was like showing her boobs a lot, and like putting
whip cream on her boobs and trying to get Nick
to lick it off, and all the girls started to
dislike her, but they also kind of thought she was sweet.
But she's the one that had the big scandal where
she was at Bachelor of in Paradise, and she the
producer that she was the reason the whole thing got
shut down.
Speaker 1: Right, and it never got shut back up again.
Speaker 2: No, it did. It did, yeah, without her and without
de Mario, who was the guy who was basically she
had sex with this guy in the pool and people's
the producer got uncomfortable with the whole thing and she
shut down production.
Speaker 1: Can you pull up a picture of Karen? Thank you?
Speaker 2: Okay. So a friend of a friend was like, oh,
we needed a girl. We needed somebody on this project
that could be kind of like a dumb blonde like
that would be that you would It was fun, not
that you like to hate even but basically the premise
of the show is that there's somebody teaching another person
and that person doesn't know anything, and listen, it's okay,
I should just tell you what the show is.
Speaker 1: She looks like she's thinking of something dumb right constantly.
Speaker 2: So the show is basically a political show where you're
a show that you're working. Yeah, kind of that, I'm yes,
It's kind of like the Daily Show, except that it's
it's somebody explaining news of the day, okay, and then
the person is supposed to be like, okay, really tell
me make it basic because I don't get it, Like
they're not supposed to know anything about politics, right, and
then the other person is supposed to be explaining it
in a fun way with like through videos, and like
the joke is that they're going to go, Okay, I'm
gonna explain like the un right to you. We're going
to go to a middle school and look at all
the different tables. Okay, see those like the losers over
there that are like all emo, that's North Korea. Like, okay,
see the rich one's over there. You know that's the bullies.
That's Russia.
Speaker 1: You know that's good, right?
Speaker 2: So Krinn Perfect. The friend of a friend tells Karin's
agent about the project, and he tells Karin and she's like,
I want to do it. This is this is where
it gets really gossipy, okay. And I was like totally thrilled.
I'm like, oh my god, she'd be perfect. She'd be
hilarious and perfect. And I still I still think she would,
but oh my god, this is so funny. I love
it when my heart beats a little bit because I'm like,
I really could get in trouble. I love it too,
but whatever, I love it. It's kind of hurt the
risk because I love our patreons so much that I
want to give them like fun, juicy little stories. Really yes,
and I the day that I met with her, I
can't I. You and I were doing sword and scale
and I was like, oh my god, I just.
Speaker 1: Met with her. And you came in hot. You came
in hot, and you were like like you just like
she being oh my god, she's steamed your bean. You
looked You're like, I I got to pack to you
right now. I got to talk to somebody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was mad. And it wasn't about Karenn. It
was about her assistant. Uh huh Okay. So we have
this meeting and it's me and my friend Lisa, who's
like your Jodie. I've known Lisa since I was twenty
five years old, so I've known her a long time.
We've been friends for a long time. We have like
a you know, that kind of like secret language where
should we know it each other's thinking right, And then
we have our other friend there who I also really like,
who's the one who knows Karinn because her agent knows her.
So she's there and then we're meeting with Karen and
her agent. It's like a little Hollywood meeting at the Grove.
So we're all sitting there and then Karen comes in
and she's got another girl with her that we don't
no and uh and she's like, this is Gigi which
was her name? Actual name?
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus right, yeah.
Speaker 2: So she sits down and then I said something up.
Speaker 1: So old is?
Speaker 2: I mean, I gotta say, she's like twenty.
Speaker 1: Two okay, And what does she look like? Any celebrity
that you can so we can picture.
Speaker 2: No Kardashian just like dark hair, looks normal, okay, like pretty,
you know, it looks like she's like any any reality
stress professional, just nice yeah whatever. Anyway, she so I'm
telling the agent who I am. Oh, So Karen says, oh,
she's that she's starting a podcast. So this is the
the why it has to be on Patreon anyway. So
Karin just started a podcast on podcast one.
Speaker 1: Really wow?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is why Caylin might have some gossip
to add.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll let you go ahead and tell your story.
Then I'll at the end of.
Speaker 2: Here, all right, Okay, I go So I so I'm like, oh,
you're starting a podcast. I was like, that's great, you know,
because like that's what I do basically, that's like I
have like three and so her agent is like, oh,
what's your podcast? And I said, oh, I do a
podcast with Lynette Corolla. She's Adam's wife, and we're also
on podcast one. I think that's how it came up.
And then he's like, oh, I'm a I'm an Adam fan,
you know. And then he was like, what's your podcast about?
And I kind of start to tell him and he
asks if it's like Adam's podcast, and somehow I said no,
and he said something about Adam's politics right now, and
understand that we're there to do a political podcast, right right,
So I and I said, uh, I go, I don't.
I don't know Adam's politics, really, I go, but I'm
sure that mine are different. I go, but something something
about snowflakes. And I can't remember exactly how the convers
you might remember because I told you immediately after, but
it was something about how Adam doesn't like snowflakes or whatever,
and this girl Gigi immediately goes, yeah, I hate snowflakes,
and I said, well, I go, it's not.
Speaker 3: I go.
Speaker 2: It just sort of like depends on how you're using snowflake.
I go, because you know, certain things are offensive that
we just don't say anymore. And then she's like, yeah, something,
and then she starts going, you know when you start
talking about when you're liberal and you start talking about
politics something, it never works, like Jimmy Kimmel, And then
she remember that part of the story and she starts
lecturing me about and so you have to understand that
we're all sitting there.
Speaker 1: Right, And this was around the time that Jimmy was talking.
He was advocating on his show about health big Time Yes,
and when the healthcare bill was going to pass or
trying to pass. Yes.
Speaker 2: And this was also, by the way, right after all
that shit had gone down with Xander that I taught
also talked about on Patreon where I had a really
bad time with and I was had just oh, I
had just I think gotten the birth certificate that changed
his name.
Speaker 1: So it's like, right, and you at the doctor's office,
remember that they called him Matilda.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know if that had I think that
had just happened. I literally think that had just happened.
So I was already a little bit like like called snowflake,
like right, you know, depends on how you use it exactly.
I was like, let's not just like immediately start you know,
grouping whatever. And also I was like, why is this?
Why is she start? So then she says, Jimmy, Yeah,
Jimmy Kimmel, like nobody watches Jimmy Kimmel anymore, ever since
he started like inserting politics. And I was like, I'm
pretty sure that quite a few people still watch Jimmy Kimmel.
It's a few. Yeah, And so now I'm feeling defensive
of Jimmy Kimmel. She's like, no, his ratings went way down.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And I said, I go, no they didn't. No, they didn't.
And she's like, yeah, that's a fact.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: Then she said, ever since he started talking about politics,
his ratings went way down. And I go, no, they didn't.
Speaker 3: I go.
Speaker 2: And also, he's not talking about politics.
Speaker 1: I go.
Speaker 2: He has a son who was born with a heart condition,
and when he found out that children are that the
healthcare was going to pass, he spoke out about it
and used his son as an example because he doesn't
want kids to lose their healthcare, right so I said
that I didn't yell it. I said it like matter
of factly, but also shut the fuck up, bitch, like
you do not know what you're talking about. You look
like you're eighteen years old, and why are you here
at this meeting? And shut up.
Speaker 1: You're an assistant.
Speaker 2: And Girlrinn is like super add and she'll tell you herself.
She's like just sort of like looking around, not seeming
aware of the tension is now starting so and also
not aware of the fact that like my co host
on my podcast is very good friends with Jimmy Kimmel
and that Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel are best friends.
So like, you don't you're not reading the room well,
I know, like not reading the room well, right, Like
why are you arguing, especially when you're your person who
you're her assistant wants this gig right because Carrinne Sits
was immediately like, guys, I'm in I love this show,
I want to do it, and here's why I'm right
for it. Now this girl's arguing. So then I said,
then she's like well, and then I said, well, Jimmy's
doing just fine, and I said, and he's using his
platform to try to fight for like kids to have healthcare.
I go, so, that's not exactly political, and I said,
but by the way, all talk sho oh. But before
I wasn't going on like a filibuster. She was kind
of she was going like, no, you're wrong. She's like, no,
look at the ratings. As soon as he started saying
anything that's that's liberal, his ratings went down. And she
goes like this, that's a fact. You can't argue with facts.
Speaker 1: To me, you have the Nielsen ratings. Yeah, did you
bring them like that's a fact. I can't believe that
she even said anything.
Speaker 2: I'm getting mad all over again, I know, because I'm
having so many conversations in my head at the time,
Like I was like, okay, we drove all the way
to the grove, found parking, like I'm not gonna just
like I know, like I'm not going to ruin the meeting.
And there's a lot of other people here, and what
the hell does this girl have anything to do with,
Like why we're here. I don't even know who she is.
Speaker 1: Should have been kicking her under the table.
Speaker 2: I was not understanding why they weren't.
Speaker 3: It also doesn't make sense because the political talk makes
more people want to watch. That's how like Stephen Colbert
took over Jimmy Fallon, he started getting political. Now he's
number one, and then Jimmy Fallon dropped, and then Kimmel
his ratings even went up because people like to either
hear him say that or they like to hate watch
it right right.
Speaker 2: And Jimmy Fallon, by the way, like lost tons of
ratings by not taking a stand by being like I
just like everybody, you know, when you have a voice.
So then I tried to say, I was like, well,
you know, most talk show hosts are going to talk
about what's going on in general and when when Paul
and anyways, And then I was like and and she
was like, well, this show is not going to be liberal,
is it.
Speaker 1: She said that.
Speaker 2: She goes, well are you going to be showing both sides?
And I said, well, I said.
Speaker 1: Well, who is she to say anything?
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: See that's the problem with this generation. Sorry, Kaylin, but
this generation thinks like that they they they are able,
they're allowed to pipe in and I don't know when
it started, but they think that they're allowed to give
notes to their their bosses and I see it all
the time. I hear about it all the time. His
assistants think that they're part of the meeting just because
they're part of just because they're there to take notes
for the meaning. They think that they are allowed to
pitch in their stupid, dumb ideas, right okay.
Speaker 2: And no one asked her for her idea. No, no
one asked her for any input. And by the way,
I need to shut the fuck up. The political showed
to be quiet, have a voice, that's what they do.
The Daily Show had a voice. It wasn't an agenda.
The Daily Show wasn't starting out as any sort of
liberal agenda. It was a show that was addressing politics.
And if John Stewart got angry at some things that
were going on, that was what made it fun. He
went on rants about stuff. He wasn't only on there
just going liberal liberal liberalism. He was like, whatever, this
is bullshit, that's not bullshit. Whatever he was it show
us to have to have a voice. So she starts saying, Gigi,
she can't stop talking with this girl.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 2: She starts going, well, you know, Karen's Karin's Audi is
like in the you know, the middle of the country.
I mean, she one of the Karin is people like
her because she's not political or whatever. And I said,
I was like, well, Karin's job isn't to have an
opinion about it one way or the other. Anyway. Karin's
job is to be like, I don't understand what's going on,
and then someone's going to tell her, I said, And
we're going to take issues and explain them. So by design,
the show's not going to be like a liberal show,
I go, but it is going to have a voice.
And if there's things going on that we're just speaking
up against, then the person who's telling the story may
have a voice. And then I was like, and then
she said something and I go. I was like, okay,
I go, it sounds like you have a strong opinion.
When I go, do you are you against? I can't
remember how I said it, but I finally had to
address the elephant in the room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why didn't anybody say anything?
Speaker 2: Were just uncomfortable, But I was feeling but I was
feeling like already mad because of because honestly because of Xander,
because I felt like, who is this bitch and why
is she conservative? At this point? Right? Like, what's your
what is you? What do you know about the world
in general? It wasn't even a matter of me being like,
oh my god, she might be a Trump supporter. It
really wasn't even that. It was just like, why are
you having about? Why are you angry at snowflakes? What
the hell do you You're not told me, Lauren, No,
you're not thinking a living. You don't have a show
where you're you're somebody's your Karen's assistant. That's the fuck down.
Speaker 1: Yes they what you these Let me tell you all
you idiots out there that think that you have a
voice and allowed needs to go back to the days
where the assistant goes to the meeting. They sit there
with their head down and they work hard, and they
take notes and they shut the fuck up and they listen.
You listen because that's how you move up. You listen,
and then you apply it to when you somebody asks
you your opinion and then they hear you and go, wow,
oh you do oh you know what's going on? Okay,
well this person might want to grow and this you
know what I mean, like, you need to listen. You
need to be quiet and listen. They think they can
just talk and say they're they're stupid, dumb thoughts. And
also people, she's young and you're you know, you're an
adults and season veteran in the business, Like who are you?
You have no right to talk to a veteran in
the business, a talent, a producer, an agent, or whoever.
You need to shut the fuck up. And her what's
her name? Karin the agent? Karin's agent needs to reel
her in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what happens after that. There is
a follow up. Okay, but you and you also, you're
at a meeting for your boss, be grant. Don't be polarizing, right,
don't start trying to divide. So finally I was like, Okay. Now,
in my mind though, I'm like, I don't want to
spoil this for the other people that are here. I
don't want to argue with this girl, like it's not
worth it. She's but she's But finally I was like,
do you have something to say? I said, do you
have some do you have like do you have a
strong opinion about this? Either way? Like what it feels
like you have an agenda here that And she was
like nope. And I was like, okay, because you you
seem kind of argumentative about the politics thing. Is there
something that you have in mind that you want to say.
I go, I'm open to your opinion, but just why
don't you say what it is so that we can
like address it and move on. And she's like, no,
it's not about my opinion. Why don't you just tell
us what the show is? And I was like, oh
my god, so we I just we get through the
rest of the meeting and I was just sitting there
and I was like, I'm not working with Corinn because
if this girl's no, we're not I'm done with this.
And then afterwards Lisa was like, I don't want to
I don't want to find out, you know, because if
she didn't stand up and go like, shut the fuck
up for our assistant, right, And then afterwards we found
out that the girl Karen said to my friend. The
other friend that was there was like, oh, was my
assistant like being out of line?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I knew it, like but nobody. And then my friend
afterwards was like, I can't believe nobody told her.
Speaker 1: To shut the fuck up, Like you can throw you
can throw a stick and find another dumb chick in
Hollywood to do that she's Karinn is not the get
on the you know the end, I'll be all.
Speaker 2: And John was like, isn't that the girl that got
raped in a pool?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because I we want to like find somebody. You
can find a hundred of them.
Speaker 2: But I was like I was protecting her. I was like, no,
I go. She's funny and she's like self, she's like
self deprecating and she's like she's going to totally get
this and want to do it. But what is these
people are ruining themselves by dragging this baggage along.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Caitlin, did you want to tell us?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Karinn recently came on the Adam and Doctor Drew
Show Okay, and it did not go very well?
Speaker 2: Right tell us?
Speaker 3: At one point, Adam got so fed up that he
literally got up and walked out the studio. Why well, Adam,
Well Drew will often sit there when they're while they're
doing the show and like look at his emails or
look at his phone, and Adam will like make comments
or whatever, and yeah, I get off your phone, get
off the phone. But I think this time he was
just so fed up with the interview itself because she
just had nothing to add, and the fans all hated
as well, and Drew was looking at his phone, so
he said, Drew, you want to get your phone, you
check out the interview. So he walked out of the
studio and had Drew do the interview with Quinn for
like eight minutes before he could walk back.
Speaker 2: Well, what did they ask her about?
Speaker 3: I wasn't there.
Speaker 1: I know, I mean, I can tell you I don't.
I didn't know this, but I can guess that she
had nothing to say. And Adam can't stand that. And
you take that mixed with Drew on the phone, which
he can't stand that either. So the pressures on Adam
to fucking make a show and interview somebody that's dumb
and has nothing to add to the show or say
to the show, and Drew won't get off, so mixed.
Speaker 2: True's doing too many shows. If he's just like this
girl is boring, I'm gonna look at my feeling down,
gotta listen to that. That's awesome. And I doubt he
does that very often.
Speaker 3: Right now, she was I don't he's I don't he's
ever done that ever, But she was there. I think
it must have been with an assistant but she had
blonde hair and she looked exactly like I thought it was.
And I saw her in the back, so maybe she
got a new assistant she got rid of that happened
because she knew.
Speaker 2: Wow, wow, yeah the whole time during the end, this
is this will take forty five more seconds, Kaylin, towards
the end of the what we're doing, after we'd already
kind of pitched here the show, and she was like,
I really really want to do it. She and the
assistant we're having this side conversation about like we're going
to be going on a trip to I don't even
want to go oh about their flight arrangements, like, and
I was like, oh my god, this is the most
enormous waste of my time. Yeah, Like they were so disrespectful,
both of them and the assistant. We're talking about other
things and their flight in front of us while we're
sitting there, and I was like, oh my god, Okay,
well I think we're probably done and you're fired. Oh
my god, Hollywood. Yeah. And then I went straight from
there to Sword and Scale and was like, yeah, I
was really mad about the Jimmy Kimmel thing, and I
was like, who the fuck are you going to be
top bad mouthing Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 1: I know you, I know who you're connected to, Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like.
Speaker 2: I was like, Jimmy Kimmel is one of the greatest
guys ever. I was like, and he's doing just fine.
Speaker 1: Yes, fuck off, bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, that was Patreon.
Speaker 1: Thank you, bye bye. Don't be an asshole.
Speaker 4: Hey you homele bad. I know about your cod You're
like the independent network news a Channel nine. Everywhere that
you go, don't matter where you are at. I said,
you talk about this and you talk about that. Where
the captain you talk? I said, you took it right fast.
Your mouth is so big one bike to kill a
big man. You talk too much, never shut up. I said,
you talk too much, home boy, you never shut up.
You talk about people you don't even know. Then you
talk about places you never so you talk about your girl.
Speaker 2: From head to toe.
Speaker 4: I said, your mouth movie fast and your brains movie.
Speaker 3: So you talk too much.
Speaker 2: You never shut up. I said, you talk too much,
Oh boy, you never.
Speaker 4: To instant be a raider up town, the worst one
you converged.
Speaker 3: Just a big mouth clown.
Speaker 2: You talk when your whole weight. I heard you talk
when you sleep.
Speaker 4: Passaid you whatever told you that talking sheep. You talk
too much, never shut up. I said, you talk too much,
O boy, you never shut up up. You're always spreading
rumors that the battle good your but damn Walter Crockade
of the neighborhood, the Barbara walk to and the Howland go. Damn.
You always talk a run the story town.
Speaker 3: You talk too much.
Speaker 4: They never shut up.
Speaker 2: I said you talk too much.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, you never set up a big blab of flout.
That's what you are. If you want to talk show holds,
you be a star. I said to a mouth fish,
big sign extra law. Then when you ow, it's like
my girl rad you talk too much. Then you never
shut up. He said, you talk too much, O boy,
you never shut it up. Shut up, shut up. Twenty
five hours, eight days on week, thirteen months out of year.
It's when you speak. I'm tired up. Listen to the
government to talk.
Speaker 3: Why don't you find.
Speaker 2: A short pier to take a long walk.
Speaker 4: You talk too much, never shut up. I said, you
talk too much, so boy, you never shut it up.
Speaker 3: You talk too funch.
Speaker 4: You should be out of friend.
Speaker 3: You talk too much.
Speaker 4: Man, You nagging me to set You talk too fus,
tie ahead to speak, You talk too fus eight days
of speak.
Speaker 3: You talk too much.
Speaker 2: You never shut up. I said, you talk too much.
Speaker 4: Why don't you ever shut up?
Speaker 3: You talk too.
Speaker 2: I said, you talk to boy.
Speaker 4: You never shut up.