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<v Speaker 1>Lisa, do you want to be best friends? Gosh, this

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<v Speaker 1>is all happening so fast.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to say, so yes, so yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I loved you. Whoa good night, Lisa, I have a

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<v Speaker 2>best friend. You heard me say that, didn't you?

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<v Speaker 1>I did.

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<v Speaker 2>We're still cool, all right? We are? My best friend

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<v Speaker 2>is so cool? Four finger discount dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to four figure discount. Why this week we're here

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<v Speaker 1>to review a confusing episode of the Simpsons. It is

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<v Speaker 1>not Lisa the beauty Queen. It is Lisa the drama Queen.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Dando and I'm guy, and much like this episode,

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<v Speaker 2>I am confused and confusing that Lisa the drama Queen

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<v Speaker 2>wa all over the place, and not in a good way.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I watched this right and we got a good

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes into it, and I just had in my notes,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't exactly know what I'm watching, what the point

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<v Speaker 1>of this is. It just feels so boring. I can imagine.

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<v Speaker 1>But what I try to do now when I do

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<v Speaker 1>reviews is I imagine myself watching it. And also if Elliott

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<v Speaker 1>were watching this, because it seems it's supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>for adults and for kids. Sure, and I'm finding more

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<v Speaker 1>and more recently it seems to be the rise of

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<v Speaker 1>write the show for themselves, not necessarily the kids watching

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<v Speaker 1>the show right, And I'm thinking Elliott would find this

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<v Speaker 1>so boring. There is just nothing here. This Juliet character

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<v Speaker 1>has just come out of absolutely nowhere. Emily Blunt apparently

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<v Speaker 1>did the voice, which I was very surprised by. I was, indeed,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going, who is this voice? Like, what is

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<v Speaker 1>this accent? It just is British, so she is.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is not Emily Blunt's usual voice.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this sounded like a Simpsons cast. Mean, we're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to do a British accent, I thought. And I'm watching

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<v Speaker 1>this going I can't get emotionally invested in this. And

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<v Speaker 1>what I what I've sort of realized is I think

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<v Speaker 1>the reason I was getting baffled and not annoyed but

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<v Speaker 1>just confused, was that I think they rushed the story

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<v Speaker 1>too much, and they expected you to have all this

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<v Speaker 1>emotional investment. At least they're having a new best friend.

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<v Speaker 1>It was happening too fast. They kept and they kept

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<v Speaker 1>beinging up, this is happening so fast, This is happening

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<v Speaker 1>so fast. That was their crush of saying we're rushing

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<v Speaker 1>this story.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or an alternative way of looking at that is

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<v Speaker 2>that first rush of sort of platonic love that can

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<v Speaker 2>almost have an aspect of romantic love to it. Ah

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<v Speaker 2>and yeah, a feeling like, Wow, I've found someone who's

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<v Speaker 2>very in sync with me, very sympatico. It's that stepbrother's line, Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>did we just become best friend?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, well best friend's romantic friend. That first realization is

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<v Speaker 1>very special, it certainly. I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the notes that I took about this, and

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<v Speaker 2>it was early on, maybe around the same time that

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<v Speaker 2>you're thinking of, and that I think sort of was

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<v Speaker 2>the core of the episode was it's always nice when

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<v Speaker 2>you discover someone into the same shit as you. And

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<v Speaker 2>this I'm going way back in the time there, but

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<v Speaker 2>particularly in the pre Enginet era, you know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>one of the first things that you know, we really

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<v Speaker 2>enjoyed about the net when it came online was like,

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<v Speaker 2>wait a minute, you like Blade Runner as well. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a really sort of weird example to use because

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people like Blade Running, but you know,

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<v Speaker 2>for a while, and particularly if you're in not necessarily

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<v Speaker 2>in a big city or something like that, to discover.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, oh, wait a minute, there are people into

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<v Speaker 2>the same shit that I am. And but when you

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<v Speaker 2>meet someone like that in the wild. I've told this

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<v Speaker 2>story before about you know, one night I was out

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<v Speaker 2>at the nightclub just talking to some dude and we

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<v Speaker 2>started talking about movies.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it started talking about stuff that I thought was

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<v Speaker 2>like fucking Ark of the Covenant. No one's ever heard

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<v Speaker 2>of this shit. And he's like, oh no, that's a

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<v Speaker 2>really great movie. You know what, else as good as

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<v Speaker 2>this guy?

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<v Speaker 1>It is really good, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's like that meme where the guy in the

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<v Speaker 2>corner said nobody knows that I'm such and such and

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<v Speaker 2>while everyone's just having a party. But yeah, we ended

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<v Speaker 2>up talking about movies, and I was like, that's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of what this felt like. It's like, wow, am I

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<v Speaker 2>getting drunk not just off the booze behind the bar,

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<v Speaker 2>but on this guy's company whose name I don't remember,

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<v Speaker 2>who I never saw.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, but you remember him forever? Oh yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember him because just a bad feeling of like, wait

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<v Speaker 2>a minute, you like this as well? Or wow, we're

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<v Speaker 2>talking the same language in a room full of people

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<v Speaker 2>who are who are not predator.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the same as when you go on a

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<v Speaker 1>holiday with your family and a caravan parking is a

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<v Speaker 1>kid that you just make friends with, and you go,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, we're never going to see each other after

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<v Speaker 1>this trip, but you're best friends forever. Yeah, oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What do they call it in.

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<v Speaker 2>Fire club? Single serving friends? When you're next to some

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<v Speaker 2>person on a plane and you I'm having a perfectly

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<v Speaker 2>nice conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, yeah, that's exactly it. But this is based

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<v Speaker 1>on a film. It is based on a film.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's drawing inspiration from a film called Heavenly Creatures

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<v Speaker 2>from I think nineteen ninety four.

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<v Speaker 1>It's apparently Kate Winslet's first film.

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<v Speaker 2>Certainly may be the first feature film, maybe not a

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<v Speaker 2>first acting role, but also the first definitely the first

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<v Speaker 2>film and maybe a first acting role for an actor

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<v Speaker 2>named Melanie Lynsky, who is quite well known these days.

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<v Speaker 2>She's on Yellow JACKETSSS.

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<v Speaker 1>Kate When's in their feature film debut? Feature film debut.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Kate wins would have been on a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of English TV prior to this, but this really.

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<v Speaker 1>Made her a star.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it's written and directed by Peter Jackson of

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<v Speaker 2>the Lord of the Lord of the Rings fame.

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<v Speaker 1>For me though as a nineties kid, when you say

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<v Speaker 1>Peter Jackson, it's not meanly get lord. No, no, you

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<v Speaker 1>Peter Jackson. Peter Jackson. Is he like a big and

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<v Speaker 1>tall like the actual director Peter Jackson.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, like like I don't know clothing, I

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<v Speaker 2>have no idea for Peter Jackson. Yeah, I was wondering

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<v Speaker 2>who it was, like Fletcher Giants is like quality men's tailoring, ye,

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<v Speaker 2>or if it was like, hey for the for the

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<v Speaker 2>slightly bigger dude, you for husky dudes.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought Peter Jackson reminds me of kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>a country road kind of via Peter Jackson.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get where you're coming from.

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<v Speaker 1>Not not target, but also not yes fancy fancy not

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<v Speaker 1>fancy pants. Yes, you can't get fancy pants. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>get fancy pants anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>But Heavenly Creatures is based on the true story about

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<v Speaker 2>these two young women I believe in New Zealand who yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>per formed this very tired bond. Yeah, with the best

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<v Speaker 2>of friends, maybe even lovers, who knows.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was wondering whether that this story was going

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<v Speaker 1>to get interesting go down that one much is going.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking in my head, this is either going to

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<v Speaker 1>be this Juliet is imaginary, or they're going to fall

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<v Speaker 1>in love and LEAs gonna have her first lesbian sort

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<v Speaker 1>of feelings. Didn't do either. It's very disappointed.

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<v Speaker 2>It's from YSA storyline.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you the Google description. Basically, it's just teenagers,

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<v Speaker 1>Pauline and Juliet. Oh so Juliet's the same, yeah name

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<v Speaker 1>all right, bond over a love of fantasy and literature.

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<v Speaker 1>They conspire to kill one of the girls mothers when

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<v Speaker 1>he tries to end the girl's intense and obsessive relationship. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so now it makes sense knowing that. Yeah, still, what

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<v Speaker 1>an odd thing to parody.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an odd thing to parody because look, it was

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<v Speaker 2>a well regarded movie at the time, and I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's sort of Peter Jackson before this was Knownver is

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<v Speaker 2>really sort of gory, splatstick horror movies.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the Muppet one he did The Feeble Feebles

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<v Speaker 1>and The Bad Taste, The Taste Come.

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<v Speaker 2>Under and one either called brain Dead or Dead Alive.

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<v Speaker 1>Dead a life great, incredibly gory.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is kind of oh no, he can handle

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<v Speaker 2>things in a bit more of a serious vein can

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<v Speaker 2>work with act as well. Yeah, give him a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of the rings.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think they were when they start production in

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<v Speaker 1>those films would have been late nineties.

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<v Speaker 2>Like ninety nine or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no, no, no, eight. But he made

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<v Speaker 2>his way. I mean this was I think Heavenly Creatures

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<v Speaker 2>was distributed by Miramax, so I think it probably got

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<v Speaker 2>an Oscar.

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<v Speaker 1>For New Zealand. Film. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Biographical, good movie, yeah, yeah, but as you're saying, an

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<v Speaker 2>odd choice to parody because it's not necessarily that well

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<v Speaker 2>known and the storyline doesn't really lend itself to a

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<v Speaker 2>half hour animated comedy. But that core idea, as I said,

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<v Speaker 2>of finding someone that you're very, very in sync with

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<v Speaker 2>and instantly becoming best brands, even though the foundation of

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<v Speaker 2>that is kind of Yeah, this weird fantasy world that

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<v Speaker 2>they create and bond over and we create together and

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<v Speaker 1>It got old so fast, it really did.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and they couldn't find a way to resolve that.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it will turn it into anything all that interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm watching this going, is this just the animators just

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<v Speaker 2>What a little Yeah, and otherwise it was just sort

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<v Speaker 2>of playing their hits as well. I mean, you've got

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<v Speaker 2>Juliette's family are a bit like the whole Jeremy's Iron thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was going to say Allison's family. Allison. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was literally exactly what I was thinking as well. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I watched I saw a good theory about Allison. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, so Allison, right, Lisa's Rival. The episode is

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<v Speaker 1>called Lisa's Rival. That's when I'm a writer, right, a writer. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>So she comes home and they're playing the game, and

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<v Speaker 1>the theory was do you think that this was a

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<v Speaker 1>setup by that dad and Alison to fuck over Lisa?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, either a test to be like, yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>this is fun and games is like can you cut

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<v Speaker 2>it in our house?

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<v Speaker 1>Not even it? Can you cut it? They make themselves

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<v Speaker 1>feel better. Yeah, apparently Jeremy Iron. The only real thing

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<v Speaker 1>you can do is Jeremy's Iron. Jeremy Irons, Jeremy's Iron.

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<v Speaker 1>They gave her a ship one deliberately just to make

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<v Speaker 1>her feel stupid because this is like this chickens store. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so this girl's gone.

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<v Speaker 2>There's many many times and they've always.

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<v Speaker 1>Just yeah, whenever someone's on her level, they bring it

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<v Speaker 1>home and they bring them down.

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<v Speaker 2>He's always going to say, all right, give me an

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<v Speaker 2>anagram for Allgannis genuine class.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I remember that, or Jeremy Irons, and it's always

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<v Speaker 1>yeah nothing. I thought, that's actually a bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>heel tend that I never really thought about. Interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting, it's more interesting than this episode. Yeah, yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 1>And but as a parody, it's as a parody, it's fine, yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Man. Even like Bart's trying to help Lisa pick out

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<v Speaker 1>one is nice. March is nice. Yeah, Marche has just

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<v Speaker 1>No, this wasn't this wasn't good this. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how Heavenly Creatures plays out, but I

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<v Speaker 1>for this would have been that Lisa's enjoying Juliette's company

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<v Speaker 1>to Marge where she goes, it's best if you don't

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't, And there was there was no there

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<v Speaker 2>much or drawing heavily from heavenly.

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<v Speaker 1>Creatures in that regard. But in the Simpsons University, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't just have Lisa be a rude to March and

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<v Speaker 1>not have her apologized for it. It's just silliness. It

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<v Speaker 1>needs to be Lisa saying, like, draw upon heavenly creatures,

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<v Speaker 1>but use the Simpsons spin, you don't have to follow

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<v Speaker 1>the same. So. I don't know how the movie plays out,

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<v Speaker 1>My favorite Did you have any favorite moments?

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<v Speaker 2>I was surprised to this couver that was Emily Blunt,

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<v Speaker 2>who's an actor that I like. I initially thought, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>don't mean necessarily bed. It's like, this is least seem

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<v Speaker 1>This voice. It didn't feel like an English acts. It

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<v Speaker 2>But props to Emily Blunt for not just because she's

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<v Speaker 1>So, hey, it's English actress Emily Blunt. Yeah she's married

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<v Speaker 1>But I did enjoy him saying at do we find

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<v Speaker 1>Juliet's last name or the professor's last name? I can't

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<v Speaker 1>remember anyway at their house, like where's your bathroom? I'd

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<v Speaker 1>like to pretend to wash my hand. Do you like that?

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to pretend to wash my hands. That I

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<v Speaker 2>It just it speaks to class insecurity and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was kind of funny, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>but the fact that he told them I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to wash my hands. I did not like this version

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<v Speaker 1>home in this episode at.

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<v Speaker 2>All, And quite honestly, I thought it was a very

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<v Speaker 2>good suggestion by a Poo that the you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>pretend to share or something like that. Get to one

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<v Speaker 2>why Poo was run the show? Yeah, well I have

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<v Speaker 2>one moment here, tell me. And it was the bait

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<v Speaker 2>and switch where they got me of the bullies arriving.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was the family and I was literally

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<v Speaker 2>typed my notes going as if Marge would know she

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<v Speaker 2>was going to be Oh it wasn't Marge. Yeah, I'm sorry. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>Brian Kelly, you did this one right, bro Kelly, well

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<v Speaker 2>done you. But yeah, they were the only things I liked.

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<v Speaker 1>Next question you there Eating the Beast trivia questions. My

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<v Speaker 1>first question for you is which track of the Pelican

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<v Speaker 1>Brief did Julius Dad, make her play it's strength three.

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<v Speaker 1>Researching the brief, I didn't mind that moment as boke

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<v Speaker 1>on going. You know what I do? Enjoy me a

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<v Speaker 1>good score, as you can.

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<v Speaker 2>See here do Dan who knows the score?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I would buy the Pelican brief score.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you probably already know the answer to this. Then,

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<v Speaker 2>But who composed that score?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? No, neme. He starts with HD right, short hours

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<v Speaker 1>is a hang someone?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's the surname starts with age.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, no, what is it? It's James Horner. James Horner all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Indeed, who also composed the music for Titanic? And who

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<v Speaker 2>is no law rulers? Ah, that's a shame. James want

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<v Speaker 2>to come up with some great scores. Yeah, one of

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<v Speaker 1>So did he write in a second? Did he write

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<v Speaker 1>then my Heart will go on? Because basically it's the

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<v Speaker 1>same music.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if he did. That's a really good

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<v Speaker 2>question and we should look it.

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<v Speaker 1>Up, because the music of my heart We're going is

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<v Speaker 1>of course. Yeah, that's because Jane Cameron knows what he's doing.

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<v Speaker 1>He knows what he's doing speaking, and he knows what

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<v Speaker 1>he knows what everyone is doing, speaking of movie times,

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<v Speaker 1>What is it called?

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<v Speaker 2>Why did I type in Jake's Horner? I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm doing?

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<v Speaker 1>What is Jake's Horner? What does it look like? Show

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<v Speaker 1>me your horner?

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<v Speaker 2>I certainly will not song by James Horner and Will.

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<v Speaker 1>Jennings, So okay, yeah it means.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Selene came on and just put that particular Canadian.

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<v Speaker 1>Source on it. Selen is nicholas favorite singer of all time? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's her problem. She walked down the aisle to Celendion's arm.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the one where it goes because I'm your lady,

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<v Speaker 1>you are my man power of love, power of live. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>good thing. All right. My next question for you is

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook two weeks in a row, so it's clearly the

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<v Speaker 1>writers at the Simpsons around. Hey, it's a new thing

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<v Speaker 1>the Facebook. We're better mention it for the kids watching

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<v Speaker 1>the show. But it's gonna like their trip to wear

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a I'll give you a clue, varmit. This

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, the art teacher is reading a book or magazine

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<v Speaker 2>about what no idea sell your junk on eBay? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>an eBay.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks, okay, Facebook marketplace. See, we're just like the Simpsons, right,

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<v Speaker 2>we're talking about Facebook. Your next question to me.

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<v Speaker 1>How much was a shrimp cocktail? Three dollars? Five dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>Good guess? Four nine? It's not a good guess?

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<v Speaker 2>Was completely incorrect enough, so wrongs. Actually the rec center

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, and me, Lisa said it, what was it?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good question because I didn't do my research

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<v Speaker 2>up if that's a real person and what they did?

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<v Speaker 1>You look at the moment as you're doing that, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>out Boy, who didn't guest star in the episode, but

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<v Speaker 1>Ball out Boy track? I guess they are called fallad Boy? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>Only thing that comes up is Lisa, the Lisa the

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<v Speaker 2>Is why am I putting that that? That's sass on

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<v Speaker 2>the pronunciation of their name. They can't take offense because

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<v Speaker 2>guess what? Don't think they're a real person?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's real? Though? Sy Cutters, They're so real. Four figure

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<v Speaker 2>Well, even if they are imaginary, they are Well, I

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<v Speaker 2>get the failing that you've just got a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>money that you're not telling me about and you're putting

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<v Speaker 1>Kdy G is real. KTG is real, But you know

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<v Speaker 1>what US is real? Getting Facebook demonetized, well yeah, yeah

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<v Speaker 1>Did the other Here's the thing. If you don't want

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<v Speaker 1>you a shout out on the podcast as well. It's

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<v Speaker 2>Because I need it because I went to KFC the

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<v Speaker 2>other night. I haven't been there for a very very

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<v Speaker 2>long time, but you keep talking about it, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>kind of the other thing was would you have Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I saw on social media.

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook that KFC have not been demonetized and k is

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<v Speaker 1>doing like a barn me. It was like but with really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh burios veriod, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a barn me And I don't mind KC and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care, and I don't care. I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I went out there and then I was looking

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<v Speaker 2>on the app and it's like they don't seem to

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<v Speaker 2>have it here quick Googles.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, oh, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Only one Outlett news out well by there Amory complete

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<v Speaker 2>sun cause fallacy. I'm already a k Just give me

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<v Speaker 2>the zinger meal, ate it, and you know what I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't like it? Yeah, the chips were a little, a

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<v Speaker 2>little soggy, not quite not quite super hot.

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<v Speaker 1>I prefer the chips a little soggy, but they've got

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<v Speaker 1>to be hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, this is neither.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've got an extra salt on them too. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>So which one did you go to?

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<v Speaker 2>I went to the place that was not the good one.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't willing to go that is not too long?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, verst mistake.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't even say rooking mistake because I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>a rookie, just an idiot anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So what order a double tender burger though with extra

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<v Speaker 1>sauce and extra letters because they never put enough letters

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<v Speaker 1>on there. It's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>The upshot of this is supports the major supports a matron.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe support Dan. I don't support me. I'll only waste

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<v Speaker 2>your money.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking waste less some time. Yeah about leads the dramaquaen

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<v Speaker 1>Lisa the Drama Queen originally aired January twenty fifth, two

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<v Speaker 1>thousand and as you said, there was a six week

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<v Speaker 1>gap in between last week episode and this one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>really bizarre production code kab F two to two, written

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<v Speaker 1>by Brian Kelly and directed by Matthew Nastak. Guest stars

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<v Speaker 1>follow Boy playing the otro and Emily Blunt as Juliette.

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<v Speaker 1>Chortboard gag I will not use permanent ink on the

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<v Speaker 1>chalk board and the cash gave the family I lot

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<v Speaker 1>the casch gag. Yeah, where they become a collectibles and

518
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<v Speaker 1>worst catch gag. Ever, I need to make pretting this up.

519
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<v Speaker 1>So this is kind of historic. So started this podcast

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<v Speaker 1>nearly ten years ago, ten years ago in May, and

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<v Speaker 1>we started episode one Their way through Got season ten.

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<v Speaker 1>You jumped on board season twenty, and this is the

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<v Speaker 1>final episode of The Simpsons that features this intro. Gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be replaced, didn't you.

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<v Speaker 2>I was about to say, normally your timing is really good.

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<v Speaker 2>You could have put a little more hot source on that.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the final episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Of this Yeah, I can see you looked a little

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<v Speaker 1>like worried. I was like, I'm just gonna get to

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<v Speaker 1>the point I'm not I'm not that concerned. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the the intro, the final intro of the Simpsons,

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<v Speaker 1>and now it's going to be HD wide screens. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying it's gonna feel like a different show

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<v Speaker 1>now because even because it's new Simpsons in regards to like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not golden Ear. It's more modern Simpsons season twenty,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's still at the four to three ratio. Now

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<v Speaker 1>it's wid screen. Now, I wonder watching it with wide

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<v Speaker 1>screen now where it's going to feel, Oh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a new era of the show.

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<v Speaker 2>New area for the Simpsons, maybe new era for four

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<v Speaker 2>Finger discomp But it's going to be, yeah, just as

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<v Speaker 2>good as show as it ever was, maybe even better.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to broadcasting in wide screen. Now we're just

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<v Speaker 1>going to talk louder.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, So couch gag, not about couch gag,

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<v Speaker 2>but also.

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<v Speaker 1>End of an era. It is the end of an era, indeed,

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<v Speaker 1>and beginning of a new one. They ended with the

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<v Speaker 1>worst one ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Every new beginning isn't some new beginning's end, as the

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<v Speaker 2>song says.

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<v Speaker 1>The episode kicks off with Homer dropping the kids off

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<v Speaker 1>at the Springfield Rec Center. He says, when you're older,

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<v Speaker 1>you realize how much you miss these fun activities. That's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of mean to Elliot when he goes, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to have to go to school. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to know. I said, mate, understand, this is the best

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<v Speaker 1>time of your life. You have no responsible He always says,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be an adult. I'm like, you don't, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand. When you're an adult you can do things

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do, but when you're a kid, you

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<v Speaker 1>have adults who do that shit for you. Just enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>being a kid, mate. And yeah, oh, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>shout out to Elliott. Guess what Eliot did. He got

565
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<v Speaker 1>voted class captain. Oh my goodness. Yeah, out of all

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<v Speaker 1>the kids, the one class each has a captain. His

567
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<v Speaker 1>peers voted him class captain more asbestos and they said

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<v Speaker 1>he's our man.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, yeah, the other kid was sort of like voting

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<v Speaker 2>on more science ficient books in the library.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the way they The teacher explained it to

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<v Speaker 1>me too. So they got ten people or put their

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<v Speaker 1>hand up, so we want to go for class captain.

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<v Speaker 1>They all got the front. They all did a little speech.

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<v Speaker 1>Elliot said, he apparently she goes, Elliott just went up

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<v Speaker 1>there and he said, I'm going to be good as

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<v Speaker 1>class captain because I'm kind, respectful. I'll help you guys learn.

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<v Speaker 1>If you need anything, I will help you. And everyone

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<v Speaker 1>else just kind of said because because they won c

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<v Speaker 1>and then basically Ali was Elliott was a tie with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else. So she said, we don't got the other

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<v Speaker 1>two on the up the front. And how do you

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<v Speaker 1>think they decided who was going to be the class captain?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to say I'm wrestle.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they just said, right, who voced? Ali put your

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<v Speaker 1>hands up and apparently like everyone will popular everyone except

587
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<v Speaker 1>for like two kids put the head of for Alliot.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, oh that is so harsh. Great.

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<v Speaker 2>See now now Eliot has his own baby, baby Gerald. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's got a nemesis.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a nemesis. Yeah, I like Elliott, I get wrong,

592
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<v Speaker 1>he's a good kid. Said that. Well, I said to her,

593
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<v Speaker 1>you realize that's how super Villain's upborn. This kid's just

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<v Speaker 1>going to steal in it forever. Well, then Elliot, how's

595
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<v Speaker 1>his face feeling? Because he goes, oh, yeah, he proa

596
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<v Speaker 1>the creaker bat. It's it's going down. No, fracture in

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<v Speaker 1>the jaw, though it might have been frast went to

598
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<v Speaker 1>get scans and whatnot. So he's he's still much better.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like a little hard ball. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>it might be like they think it's melanoma or something

601
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<v Speaker 1>like that.

602
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<v Speaker 2>That sounds serious.

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<v Speaker 1>It does. Maybe it's not that he meta melano is

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<v Speaker 1>skin can it's not that, even Tom that's the one, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>big words computer bell, so he has that in his

606
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<v Speaker 1>face possibly, so think it's an ultra sound on that

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<v Speaker 1>to see if that's all right. But it's gone down,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't hurt the touch anymore. It's this is very good.

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<v Speaker 2>He's back playing cricket again. This is very good news.

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<v Speaker 2>In semi related news, Lou's daughter Audrey is house captain

611
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<v Speaker 2>of the House school. So yeah, we're just associated with

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<v Speaker 2>Well done Audrey. Yeah, well done Audrey.

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<v Speaker 1>Well done.

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<v Speaker 2>Bart and Lisa going off to the rec center. Yes

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<v Speaker 2>it was a silky seguay, wasn't it was?

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<v Speaker 1>Indeed? Yeah, Homer bails on them coming with guys doing

617
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<v Speaker 1>some showering kung fu. All this is just pointless. A

618
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<v Speaker 1>lot of fat shaming this episode. Yeah, this is the voice.

619
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<v Speaker 1>Certainly in this first part there's always fat shaving in

620
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<v Speaker 1>the Simpsons, No fat chicks. Yeah, but that was funny.

621
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<v Speaker 1>This is just a guy saying that there's nothing to

622
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<v Speaker 1>do with my weight. It's all about what is it?

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<v Speaker 1>He's chi is it? It's cheap? He's chea Yes, he

624
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<v Speaker 1>says on my signal, which is it a matrix reference

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<v Speaker 1>or a rock reference? Just bring it. That looks a

626
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<v Speaker 1>bit like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Although I'm pretty sure that martial artists have been doing

628
00:28:14.319 --> 00:28:16.160
<v Speaker 2>that since spread since martial arts.

629
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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I learn to confort.

630
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, anyone who's watched a Hong Kong action movie over

631
00:28:23.319 --> 00:28:26.440
<v Speaker 2>the last thirty or so years may be aware of

632
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<v Speaker 2>Samo Hung, who's like a contemporary of Jackie Chan, except

633
00:28:29.480 --> 00:28:32.279
<v Speaker 2>he's a big guy, like a big guess, a fat guy,

634
00:28:32.319 --> 00:28:35.960
<v Speaker 2>but absolutely kickars. He was like, you know, Chris Farley's

635
00:28:36.039 --> 00:28:39.920
<v Speaker 2>really bleetic, like he's very graceful. Samo Hung's a bit

636
00:28:39.960 --> 00:28:42.559
<v Speaker 2>like that, but also with violence. Okay, So there you go,

637
00:28:43.519 --> 00:28:46.519
<v Speaker 2>So I wouldn't be dis in comic book John Thick,

638
00:28:47.079 --> 00:28:52.480
<v Speaker 2>John Thick, John Thick, there you go. There what a guy.

639
00:28:54.279 --> 00:28:56.160
<v Speaker 1>So Lisa's in art class, the teacher's not having a

640
00:28:56.200 --> 00:28:57.960
<v Speaker 1>good time. Actually didn't mind this as well. So she's

641
00:28:57.960 --> 00:29:00.519
<v Speaker 1>saying this orange is not that orange, just it. She's like,

642
00:29:00.680 --> 00:29:03.119
<v Speaker 1>what is it? Lor your expectations, Lory expectations.

643
00:29:04.359 --> 00:29:07.519
<v Speaker 2>Stop stop, Juliet, this is terrible.

644
00:29:07.799 --> 00:29:09.559
<v Speaker 1>Your art is personal and wrong.

645
00:29:09.960 --> 00:29:12.880
<v Speaker 2>I was painting with my heart and if you look

646
00:29:12.960 --> 00:29:15.400
<v Speaker 2>carefully you can see that the night is Josh Groebin

647
00:29:15.559 --> 00:29:19.359
<v Speaker 2>are young century's greatest vocalist. Oh another grob night.

648
00:29:20.039 --> 00:29:21.839
<v Speaker 1>I didn't get all the Josh Grobn loving this either.

649
00:29:21.880 --> 00:29:23.039
<v Speaker 1>It just went on forever.

650
00:29:23.279 --> 00:29:25.319
<v Speaker 2>No, I mean, I was expecting to see in the

651
00:29:25.359 --> 00:29:27.240
<v Speaker 2>closing credits special guest star Josh.

652
00:29:27.119 --> 00:29:29.480
<v Speaker 1>Rober period was not in it. I'm like, what are

653
00:29:29.519 --> 00:29:32.799
<v Speaker 1>we doing here? Did I love Josh Grovin in Heavenly Creatures?

654
00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:36.240
<v Speaker 2>No, Heavenly Creatures set like in the nineteen fifties or something.

655
00:29:36.480 --> 00:29:39.079
<v Speaker 1>What is the point? I don't know? But did they

656
00:29:39.079 --> 00:29:41.759
<v Speaker 1>sing in songs? They're doing this? I just it doesn't

657
00:29:41.759 --> 00:29:44.720
<v Speaker 1>make any sense to me. But Lisa says, she goes, well,

658
00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:45.839
<v Speaker 1>do you want to be a teacher? Yes? I do,

659
00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:48.400
<v Speaker 1>and she Lisa takes over the class. Then they bail

660
00:29:48.480 --> 00:29:51.519
<v Speaker 1>her and Juliette leave. Juliet is new in town. Her

661
00:29:51.559 --> 00:29:53.000
<v Speaker 1>father's lecturer at the Uni.

662
00:29:53.240 --> 00:29:56.279
<v Speaker 2>I guess so letter somewhere specializing in the works of

663
00:29:56.319 --> 00:29:56.920
<v Speaker 2>John Grisham.

664
00:29:57.160 --> 00:29:59.880
<v Speaker 1>Yes, indeed, Yeah, and then they sing some Josh Grobin

665
00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:01.559
<v Speaker 1>which goes on forever and I've got here. This is

666
00:30:01.640 --> 00:30:05.000
<v Speaker 1>just killing time, really just killing time, and Willie puts

667
00:30:05.000 --> 00:30:06.480
<v Speaker 1>the broom in his ears and Wiggans put the gun

668
00:30:06.480 --> 00:30:08.000
<v Speaker 1>in his ears and what was the point?

669
00:30:08.079 --> 00:30:09.920
<v Speaker 2>This is killing time? And also my will to live.

670
00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:13.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Lisa is now with Bart at the Quickie Mart.

671
00:30:13.240 --> 00:30:15.039
<v Speaker 1>So it seems she's invited Bart down to the quicker

672
00:30:15.079 --> 00:30:17.519
<v Speaker 1>Mart to help her buy candy for the first playdate

673
00:30:17.559 --> 00:30:19.319
<v Speaker 1>because she's not used to having playdates anymore. She doesn't

674
00:30:19.319 --> 00:30:20.000
<v Speaker 1>really have a friend.

675
00:30:20.559 --> 00:30:22.240
<v Speaker 2>But it feels weird that she's referring to it as

676
00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:22.759
<v Speaker 2>a playdate.

677
00:30:23.000 --> 00:30:26.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's eight. Yeah, we wouldn't really.

678
00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:30.240
<v Speaker 2>But I think I think something that you organize yourself,

679
00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:31.920
<v Speaker 2>you would not necessarily call a playdate.

680
00:30:31.960 --> 00:30:33.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I was going to say, when I organize something,

681
00:30:33.519 --> 00:30:35.680
<v Speaker 1>I said, you should we organize a playdate for the kids.

682
00:30:35.720 --> 00:30:37.519
<v Speaker 1>But it's not just hey, can I come over and

683
00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:42.039
<v Speaker 1>play it? So that's not a playdate. Yeah. Anyway, Bazaar,

684
00:30:42.319 --> 00:30:45.000
<v Speaker 1>So thereout the Quickie Mark, Bart is offering some suggestions

685
00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:48.960
<v Speaker 1>in Eminem and Eminem's are great, and she's shutting them down.

686
00:30:49.079 --> 00:30:51.960
<v Speaker 1>You're an idiot with whom being cruel, who comes in

687
00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:56.039
<v Speaker 1>with a suggestion of the Almond Joys. Finally a real suggestion.

688
00:30:56.200 --> 00:31:00.279
<v Speaker 1>I just went, why is everyone like this? Why is everybody? Look?

689
00:31:00.279 --> 00:31:02.799
<v Speaker 1>In this episode so far everyone has been mean? Yes,

690
00:31:02.880 --> 00:31:06.240
<v Speaker 1>so far. Ow. She arrives at Tuition Academy, which is

691
00:31:06.319 --> 00:31:08.880
<v Speaker 1>unfortunate scholarship free, which means she's never getting in, and

692
00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:11.640
<v Speaker 1>Lisa does not know what to do on a playdates.

693
00:31:11.759 --> 00:31:14.319
<v Speaker 1>It's been so long, and Juliet says, my parents have

694
00:31:14.359 --> 00:31:17.839
<v Speaker 1>bought me a pass for the Folk Art Museum, which

695
00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:22.559
<v Speaker 1>includes access on Wednesdays apparently okay, and likely today is Wednesday,

696
00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:23.759
<v Speaker 1>so that we have a montage with them at the

697
00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:26.759
<v Speaker 1>Folk Art Museum, which is just again killing time. Oh yes,

698
00:31:26.839 --> 00:31:29.640
<v Speaker 1>but one of the robot sculptures, though, I will say,

699
00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:32.559
<v Speaker 1>look like linguomember Linguo, which was that's the one based

700
00:31:32.599 --> 00:31:35.039
<v Speaker 1>on go right and run, Lola run, that's right? Yeah, yes,

701
00:31:35.400 --> 00:31:39.480
<v Speaker 1>the multiple being Linguo dead. Linguo is dead. Yes, But

702
00:31:39.559 --> 00:31:41.559
<v Speaker 1>besides that, though, there was nothing else to really relate

703
00:31:41.599 --> 00:31:43.319
<v Speaker 1>in this. It was just them having fun at a

704
00:31:43.319 --> 00:31:44.079
<v Speaker 1>Folk Art Museum.

705
00:31:44.359 --> 00:31:47.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, as I said, when you yeah, you find a

706
00:31:47.359 --> 00:31:49.519
<v Speaker 2>kindred spirit who someone's in the same weird shit that

707
00:31:49.599 --> 00:31:51.200
<v Speaker 2>you are. Or it is like no one else would

708
00:31:51.240 --> 00:31:52.920
<v Speaker 2>ever go to the Folk Art Museum with me. This

709
00:31:53.000 --> 00:31:55.519
<v Speaker 2>person's not just here under like I suppose it'd be

710
00:31:55.559 --> 00:31:57.519
<v Speaker 2>a nice place to go to. But we're both enthusiastic

711
00:31:57.599 --> 00:32:00.440
<v Speaker 2>about this. It's a great feeling. It's a fantastic feeling.

712
00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:02.720
<v Speaker 1>But it's me when I was a kid, when I

713
00:32:02.880 --> 00:32:05.160
<v Speaker 1>discover someone else who liked wrestling, I go, you liked

714
00:32:05.160 --> 00:32:11.119
<v Speaker 1>wrestling too? The yeah shit. Oh but Marge is happy

715
00:32:11.119 --> 00:32:13.680
<v Speaker 1>that Lisa has finally found a friend and she's asked

716
00:32:13.680 --> 00:32:16.160
<v Speaker 1>her to come over and to the house and play,

717
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:18.640
<v Speaker 1>finally starting to act like, as the book would say,

718
00:32:18.680 --> 00:32:28.279
<v Speaker 1>normal childhood behavior. Well last, hey, man, can you yet

719
00:32:28.359 --> 00:32:30.240
<v Speaker 1>sleep over? Are your parents okay with that?

720
00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:33.559
<v Speaker 2>They never met us. We could be murderers, could have

721
00:32:33.680 --> 00:32:37.160
<v Speaker 2>been if we hadn't had kids. These all feel like

722
00:32:37.279 --> 00:32:39.599
<v Speaker 2>lines that would go over well in the writer's room.

723
00:32:39.720 --> 00:32:41.920
<v Speaker 2>It was like, oh, yeah, Homer would say something like that,

724
00:32:42.119 --> 00:32:46.519
<v Speaker 2>except yeah, there's a real disconnect in like each deliver

725
00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:48.119
<v Speaker 2>I won't say how Dan's delivered.

726
00:32:48.400 --> 00:32:51.279
<v Speaker 1>It's the way it plays out in the scene, isn't it. Yeah,

727
00:32:51.759 --> 00:32:54.000
<v Speaker 1>But having dinner here's another moment here. So they're having

728
00:32:54.039 --> 00:32:57.160
<v Speaker 1>dinner and she brings up how father's the foremost scholar

729
00:32:57.160 --> 00:32:59.359
<v Speaker 1>for John Grisham books, and she says that he discovered

730
00:32:59.400 --> 00:33:02.960
<v Speaker 1>the real villain Time to Kill was the legal system itself,

731
00:33:03.000 --> 00:33:05.480
<v Speaker 1>the legal system itself, and then goes told you, March

732
00:33:05.880 --> 00:33:07.839
<v Speaker 1>told you, and it just looks at him. I don't think,

733
00:33:08.480 --> 00:33:09.480
<v Speaker 1>what the hell is going on?

734
00:33:09.640 --> 00:33:11.759
<v Speaker 2>And then I didn't mind that all that much because

735
00:33:11.759 --> 00:33:12.400
<v Speaker 2>it makes sense.

736
00:33:13.319 --> 00:33:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Why would I what it's not.

737
00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:19.519
<v Speaker 2>It's a kind of a really obvious point in a

738
00:33:19.599 --> 00:33:20.079
<v Speaker 2>Time to Kill.

739
00:33:20.079 --> 00:33:20.920
<v Speaker 1>It's like, well, you know, the.

740
00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:22.680
<v Speaker 2>Systems kind of flawed or whatever.

741
00:33:23.200 --> 00:33:24.640
<v Speaker 1>But it feels like the kind of thing that Homer

742
00:33:24.680 --> 00:33:25.680
<v Speaker 1>would be sort of going.

743
00:33:25.960 --> 00:33:28.000
<v Speaker 2>I think the real villain is the legal system. Like

744
00:33:28.039 --> 00:33:30.920
<v Speaker 2>he's come to this incredible inside. Okay, so I've never

745
00:33:30.960 --> 00:33:32.880
<v Speaker 2>seen a time to care or read the book. So

746
00:33:33.000 --> 00:33:33.759
<v Speaker 2>is that meant to be the joke?

747
00:33:33.880 --> 00:33:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Is that? Well, of course everyone knows that. Oh do

748
00:33:36.920 --> 00:33:39.640
<v Speaker 1>you think that's what they're going for here? I've missed

749
00:33:39.640 --> 00:33:40.759
<v Speaker 1>That's It's a real just.

750
00:33:40.799 --> 00:33:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Kind of simple inside that Homer would take as like

751
00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:49.920
<v Speaker 2>him being the the Reds and less in just a

752
00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:52.480
<v Speaker 2>corruption or whatever. It's like, yeah, he would feel like

753
00:33:52.480 --> 00:33:54.200
<v Speaker 2>the smartest person in the room pointing out something that

754
00:33:54.279 --> 00:33:55.000
<v Speaker 2>is kind of obvious.

755
00:33:55.039 --> 00:33:58.359
<v Speaker 1>Okay, but now they're writing tales of a Koalia And

756
00:33:58.400 --> 00:34:00.799
<v Speaker 1>this is where for me, I thought the episode has

757
00:34:01.079 --> 00:34:04.039
<v Speaker 1>got so boring. So it's lights out the next the

758
00:34:04.079 --> 00:34:06.640
<v Speaker 1>next This next moment here was probably the nicest moment

759
00:34:06.680 --> 00:34:09.239
<v Speaker 1>of the episode, the one moment in the story that

760
00:34:09.320 --> 00:34:12.159
<v Speaker 1>really felt like I had some emotional punch where lights

761
00:34:12.159 --> 00:34:14.119
<v Speaker 1>are out. She asked Lesa to be a best friend.

762
00:34:14.559 --> 00:34:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Marge's listening at the door, saying say yes, yes, yes.

763
00:34:16.599 --> 00:34:18.800
<v Speaker 1>She says yes, and she says to herself, I have

764
00:34:18.840 --> 00:34:21.400
<v Speaker 1>a best friend. Juliette here shays, you heard that, mustill

765
00:34:21.400 --> 00:34:23.599
<v Speaker 1>be best friend me? Okay, yes, and she's like, my

766
00:34:23.639 --> 00:34:25.920
<v Speaker 1>best friend's so cool. That's a nice moment. Sure is

767
00:34:25.960 --> 00:34:28.519
<v Speaker 1>well you where we've all had a moment in our

768
00:34:28.559 --> 00:34:30.599
<v Speaker 1>lives where we've got a best friend and we drop

769
00:34:30.639 --> 00:34:32.760
<v Speaker 1>our guard and reveal or something about For me growing up,

770
00:34:32.840 --> 00:34:36.280
<v Speaker 1>it was I had two best friends I've mentioned before,

771
00:34:36.280 --> 00:34:38.719
<v Speaker 1>Medie mockel Meade and Daniel Jones Jonesy and Media. I

772
00:34:38.760 --> 00:34:40.559
<v Speaker 1>call them, right, and now the only two of my

773
00:34:40.599 --> 00:34:42.559
<v Speaker 1>friends who knew that I wet the bed. I went

774
00:34:42.559 --> 00:34:44.800
<v Speaker 1>to the bed until I was about eleven. Right, That's

775
00:34:44.800 --> 00:34:46.440
<v Speaker 1>why I wouldn't go to school camps, wouldn't have anything

776
00:34:46.440 --> 00:34:48.519
<v Speaker 1>of that. But knowing that I could trust them and

777
00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:52.079
<v Speaker 1>they just didn't care, it is special to me. It's

778
00:34:52.119 --> 00:34:54.159
<v Speaker 1>just like, yeah, that So it reminded me of that

779
00:34:54.159 --> 00:34:56.840
<v Speaker 1>moment where I was like, ah, I want to say

780
00:34:56.840 --> 00:34:59.239
<v Speaker 1>at their house, I'm like, I wet the bed and

781
00:34:59.239 --> 00:35:04.159
<v Speaker 1>I'm like so, I'm like, oh, cool, you don't care. Yeah,

782
00:35:04.320 --> 00:35:05.360
<v Speaker 1>So that was my moment for me.

783
00:35:05.400 --> 00:35:07.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, No, it's fantastic when you have someone like that.

784
00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:09.840
<v Speaker 1>In your life. Yeah, we can reveal something and go, oh,

785
00:35:09.920 --> 00:35:12.039
<v Speaker 1>they just they genuinely just don't give a shit. It

786
00:35:12.039 --> 00:35:13.960
<v Speaker 1>doesn't bother them. I still want to be your friend.

787
00:35:14.239 --> 00:35:16.360
<v Speaker 1>But it's now the morning time and Lisa is meeting

788
00:35:16.360 --> 00:35:19.639
<v Speaker 1>her after school, margin Homer offers some advice. It was

789
00:35:19.679 --> 00:35:21.559
<v Speaker 1>the bit I was mentioning earlier. If the dog bites,

790
00:35:21.599 --> 00:35:23.119
<v Speaker 1>you don't make a big deal out of it. March

791
00:35:23.159 --> 00:35:25.280
<v Speaker 1>says that. Then Homer says the same thing and then

792
00:35:26.199 --> 00:35:29.400
<v Speaker 1>patronizes Marge for being annoyed that she didn't. Yeah, well,

793
00:35:29.639 --> 00:35:32.719
<v Speaker 1>I just didn't get what it feels like. It's writing

794
00:35:32.719 --> 00:35:34.079
<v Speaker 1>Homer into the story for the sake of h We

795
00:35:34.079 --> 00:35:37.119
<v Speaker 1>need Homer to say something. None of the jokes land,

796
00:35:37.239 --> 00:35:40.519
<v Speaker 1>in my opinion, he just says something silly, and he's

797
00:35:40.519 --> 00:35:42.719
<v Speaker 1>being rude to March. For the majority of everyone's rude

798
00:35:42.719 --> 00:35:45.920
<v Speaker 1>to March. That's the bulk of this. If he's just

799
00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:47.519
<v Speaker 1>saying something funny for the sake of it, that's different,

800
00:35:47.559 --> 00:35:51.079
<v Speaker 1>or saying something stupid. But when he's blittling March, everything's

801
00:35:51.079 --> 00:35:52.840
<v Speaker 1>blittling March. Yeah.

802
00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:54.800
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I think when we used to have Homer

803
00:35:54.880 --> 00:35:59.159
<v Speaker 2>sort of making dumbass comments, but usually that would be

804
00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:01.400
<v Speaker 2>at his own expence, and yeah, but they were never

805
00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:04.440
<v Speaker 2>sort of if they were directed at March, the joke

806
00:36:04.599 --> 00:36:07.159
<v Speaker 2>was always reflected back on Home. I always made him

807
00:36:07.519 --> 00:36:10.239
<v Speaker 2>look bad or baffoonish or whatever. Whereas this is just

808
00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:13.280
<v Speaker 2>kind of snarking and biting for the for the sake

809
00:36:13.320 --> 00:36:13.519
<v Speaker 2>of it.

810
00:36:13.639 --> 00:36:18.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, pointless, pointless snark, pointless snark. Yeah, now they're writing

811
00:36:18.679 --> 00:36:22.360
<v Speaker 1>the book at the at the are they writing the book?

812
00:36:24.800 --> 00:36:26.239
<v Speaker 1>So now they're writing the book outside. I think it

813
00:36:26.280 --> 00:36:28.440
<v Speaker 1>must have been after school, and they think of the Tunicorn,

814
00:36:28.519 --> 00:36:31.199
<v Speaker 1>that's their new character they've created, and she loves her accents,

815
00:36:31.239 --> 00:36:32.639
<v Speaker 1>so she says, you can do the audio book. And

816
00:36:32.639 --> 00:36:34.960
<v Speaker 1>then they're playing at the more the creative figures and whatnot.

817
00:36:35.239 --> 00:36:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Nelson mocks them and then he has a headless dart

818
00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:40.280
<v Speaker 1>Fader and email bus Stacey wrapped up in Sullifan tape

819
00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:43.000
<v Speaker 1>and makes him kiss, makes them kiss. Yes, So what

820
00:36:43.199 --> 00:36:45.400
<v Speaker 1>was your favorite figure when you're a kid.

821
00:36:46.440 --> 00:36:51.840
<v Speaker 2>Look, I had a bunch of little a little sort

822
00:36:51.840 --> 00:36:54.960
<v Speaker 2>of cowboy figures, but I don't know, might have inherited

823
00:36:54.960 --> 00:36:57.679
<v Speaker 2>from someone or whatever. Some Star Wars action figures I

824
00:36:57.760 --> 00:37:00.800
<v Speaker 2>never really play. I never like with my Star Wars

825
00:37:00.840 --> 00:37:02.920
<v Speaker 2>because I never played Star Wars. I sort of made

826
00:37:02.960 --> 00:37:06.599
<v Speaker 2>up my own stories that would have like, I know,

827
00:37:06.800 --> 00:37:08.760
<v Speaker 2>Marthkter or something like that.

828
00:37:08.920 --> 00:37:12.880
<v Speaker 1>It's because I had no originality, math data something like

829
00:37:12.920 --> 00:37:16.639
<v Speaker 1>that I had. I loved my Street Sharks, I loved

830
00:37:16.679 --> 00:37:19.599
<v Speaker 1>my Power Rangers, and I love my wrestling figures now

831
00:37:19.679 --> 00:37:20.159
<v Speaker 1>my thirty things.

832
00:37:20.199 --> 00:37:22.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, but there was nothing like the imagination you

833
00:37:22.239 --> 00:37:25.000
<v Speaker 2>had when you're a kid as well, but particularly you know,

834
00:37:25.119 --> 00:37:27.639
<v Speaker 2>sort of growing up in our eras maybe sort of

835
00:37:27.639 --> 00:37:31.079
<v Speaker 2>pre into sort of stuff. Yeah, you would take the

836
00:37:31.119 --> 00:37:32.800
<v Speaker 2>stuff that you saw, the stuff that you read or

837
00:37:32.840 --> 00:37:35.079
<v Speaker 2>order that, and but you would remix it in your

838
00:37:35.079 --> 00:37:37.599
<v Speaker 2>mind and use it as a jumping off point.

839
00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:39.840
<v Speaker 1>Which one say to Elliot because when he watches a movie,

840
00:37:39.920 --> 00:37:41.960
<v Speaker 1>for example, he loves cars, movie movie cars, where he's

841
00:37:41.960 --> 00:37:43.360
<v Speaker 1>got all the card toys and stuff. He tries to

842
00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:45.440
<v Speaker 1>recreate what he sees on the TV. And I say

843
00:37:45.480 --> 00:37:47.440
<v Speaker 1>to him, it's okay if you don't do exactly what's

844
00:37:47.440 --> 00:37:49.280
<v Speaker 1>on the TV, just do what you want. Or he

845
00:37:49.360 --> 00:37:51.079
<v Speaker 1>was coloring a coloring book the other day. We're waiting

846
00:37:51.079 --> 00:37:53.079
<v Speaker 1>for Nickel to nicol and Holly get the nails done,

847
00:37:53.280 --> 00:37:55.159
<v Speaker 1>so but to big w and we've got a coloring

848
00:37:55.159 --> 00:37:56.559
<v Speaker 1>book and we'll sit in there coloring in whist we're

849
00:37:56.559 --> 00:37:59.199
<v Speaker 1>waiting for for the girls to finish. And he's coloring.

850
00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:01.360
<v Speaker 1>He has, oh, I need a blue because because there's

851
00:38:01.360 --> 00:38:03.000
<v Speaker 1>a Sonic book. And I said it's color and green,

852
00:38:03.039 --> 00:38:04.559
<v Speaker 1>you guys, no, but Sonics blue. And I said, he

853
00:38:04.559 --> 00:38:06.480
<v Speaker 1>can be what color you want him to be, mate,

854
00:38:06.519 --> 00:38:08.480
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter. And it was almost like a light

855
00:38:08.480 --> 00:38:11.199
<v Speaker 1>bulb when off he went, sure, so I can just

856
00:38:11.320 --> 00:38:12.199
<v Speaker 1>be creative.

857
00:38:12.320 --> 00:38:14.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's color outside the lines don't.

858
00:38:14.719 --> 00:38:16.440
<v Speaker 1>Matter, because he used to get really frustrat when we

859
00:38:16.440 --> 00:38:18.079
<v Speaker 1>went outside the lines and I said, it doesn't matter.

860
00:38:18.320 --> 00:38:20.280
<v Speaker 1>It actually doesn't matter. And now he just does what

861
00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:22.039
<v Speaker 1>he wants to. Yet he Knuckles is the red guy,

862
00:38:22.079 --> 00:38:24.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, Knuckles from Sonic and he showed me and

863
00:38:24.840 --> 00:38:27.280
<v Speaker 1>it was like a pink knuckles and I was like, cool,

864
00:38:27.360 --> 00:38:28.880
<v Speaker 1>there you go. He's like, there's no red, sort of

865
00:38:28.960 --> 00:38:31.159
<v Speaker 1>colored pink, and I'm like, you're getting it, buddy, You're

866
00:38:31.199 --> 00:38:34.079
<v Speaker 1>getting it. It doesn't matter. Improvised, buddy, improvised.

867
00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:35.719
<v Speaker 2>This is why his house captain.

868
00:38:35.880 --> 00:38:41.039
<v Speaker 1>He is classic. Classic. He's working his way out. But anyway,

869
00:38:41.320 --> 00:38:44.239
<v Speaker 1>so the yes, the notesn't been mocking to be playing

870
00:38:44.239 --> 00:38:46.400
<v Speaker 1>with the toys on their way to dinner. Now at Juliete's,

871
00:38:46.400 --> 00:38:47.760
<v Speaker 1>the Simpsons family are and they said, we're going to

872
00:38:48.199 --> 00:38:50.800
<v Speaker 1>some big words. Homer says he'll use computer bark and

873
00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:59.480
<v Speaker 1>have doorbell nice doorbell? Is it computerized? Don't you come

874
00:38:59.559 --> 00:39:03.079
<v Speaker 1>up with any I don't think they could have gone

875
00:39:03.079 --> 00:39:05.480
<v Speaker 1>for the choke bit here because it's too much.

876
00:39:05.519 --> 00:39:07.679
<v Speaker 2>But at the same time, I think even I think

877
00:39:07.719 --> 00:39:09.639
<v Speaker 2>Julie's family is like, why are you smacking a kid

878
00:39:09.639 --> 00:39:11.199
<v Speaker 2>in the back of the head with such ferocity?

879
00:39:11.280 --> 00:39:13.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't think that's the kind of humor that

880
00:39:13.639 --> 00:39:15.400
<v Speaker 1>the differences we need to see. I think there needs

881
00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:17.440
<v Speaker 1>to be a difference in class. We're not smacking NICKI

882
00:39:17.559 --> 00:39:21.159
<v Speaker 1>around your manners or something like that. Yeah. Yeah, so

883
00:39:21.199 --> 00:39:24.280
<v Speaker 1>the father's now talking outside, you know, her father says

884
00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:25.800
<v Speaker 1>nice to the fast friends. Did we get the toilet

885
00:39:25.880 --> 00:39:27.639
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom gave? You're saying earlier?

886
00:39:27.840 --> 00:39:30.119
<v Speaker 2>I do like that home who normally doesn't smoke a

887
00:39:30.159 --> 00:39:31.079
<v Speaker 2>pipe is smoking.

888
00:39:30.840 --> 00:39:33.920
<v Speaker 1>A pipe because in Millord and whatnot. And then the

889
00:39:33.960 --> 00:39:36.719
<v Speaker 1>father is reading from the firm over the dinner table,

890
00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:39.400
<v Speaker 1>and he tells the girls that can we perform a

891
00:39:39.400 --> 00:39:41.280
<v Speaker 1>medley of our favorite Josh Groban songs? And the way

892
00:39:41.280 --> 00:39:43.920
<v Speaker 1>again with the Grovin What the hell is going on here?

893
00:39:44.280 --> 00:39:47.639
<v Speaker 1>It's just one of the writers daughters have loved Grovin

894
00:39:47.920 --> 00:39:50.280
<v Speaker 1>or did one of the writers love Grobin? Yeah, it's

895
00:39:50.320 --> 00:39:51.920
<v Speaker 1>weird that you would do all this and not have

896
00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:53.840
<v Speaker 1>him on the show, isn't it? It is?

897
00:39:54.800 --> 00:39:57.400
<v Speaker 2>Again, I get where they're going, what they're going forward

898
00:39:57.440 --> 00:40:00.119
<v Speaker 2>this kind of thing. I mean, I'm sure. Yeah, have

899
00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:03.440
<v Speaker 2>been times when Elliott or Holly has been like, oh

900
00:40:03.519 --> 00:40:06.639
<v Speaker 2>can I read There might be people around they sort

901
00:40:06.639 --> 00:40:09.199
<v Speaker 2>of want to not show off, but can I read

902
00:40:09.239 --> 00:40:11.199
<v Speaker 2>you this poem that I wrote or something along those lines,

903
00:40:11.320 --> 00:40:13.199
<v Speaker 2>or here's the thing that I did in school that

904
00:40:13.199 --> 00:40:13.760
<v Speaker 2>I learned today.

905
00:40:13.800 --> 00:40:16.800
<v Speaker 1>And it's like, well, that's really sweet. But see it's

906
00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:18.760
<v Speaker 1>funny though, when you become a parent. I used to

907
00:40:18.800 --> 00:40:20.480
<v Speaker 1>look at parents and they put like their kids drawings

908
00:40:20.480 --> 00:40:22.800
<v Speaker 1>in the fridge and go, it's two squiggles, what are

909
00:40:22.840 --> 00:40:26.679
<v Speaker 1>you doing? I appreciate and actually my everything that my

910
00:40:26.760 --> 00:40:28.920
<v Speaker 1>kids creates, it's weird. When you're the parent, you go,

911
00:40:29.559 --> 00:40:33.760
<v Speaker 1>I know this is nothing, but something I created, created this.

912
00:40:34.360 --> 00:40:36.920
<v Speaker 1>It's a it's what keeps you from devouring your children?

913
00:40:39.880 --> 00:40:42.559
<v Speaker 1>What separazas from the what was the Homer gag? Or

914
00:40:42.599 --> 00:40:44.400
<v Speaker 1>separatezs from the weasel?

915
00:40:44.719 --> 00:40:45.320
<v Speaker 2>Something like that?

916
00:40:45.400 --> 00:40:49.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, who knows? But so there they haven't. They haven't.

917
00:40:49.800 --> 00:40:51.679
<v Speaker 1>They're doing the medley here for Josh groblah blah blah blah.

918
00:40:51.719 --> 00:40:53.440
<v Speaker 1>He interrupts the father and Trump says we should put

919
00:40:53.440 --> 00:40:56.559
<v Speaker 1>on the Pelican brief score track three. She says, I

920
00:40:56.559 --> 00:40:58.159
<v Speaker 1>hate track three. I hate it. She runs off list

921
00:40:58.199 --> 00:40:59.920
<v Speaker 1>as I'll go get her then we get the repeatd

922
00:41:00.000 --> 00:41:01.280
<v Speaker 1>gag of Homer saying, can you tell me what this

923
00:41:01.320 --> 00:41:03.000
<v Speaker 1>lump is on my back? So the joke being I'm

924
00:41:03.039 --> 00:41:04.960
<v Speaker 1>not that kind of doctor. But then it's just that

925
00:41:05.159 --> 00:41:08.599
<v Speaker 1>it was a gummy bears. This is chewing chewing it.

926
00:41:08.840 --> 00:41:11.760
<v Speaker 1>It's just that line again, is it a pimple or

927
00:41:11.800 --> 00:41:15.840
<v Speaker 1>a boil? It was a gummy bear, same thing repeating.

928
00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:20.079
<v Speaker 1>The gags sometimes play that Julia sees a quality in

929
00:41:20.119 --> 00:41:22.360
<v Speaker 1>the backyard, and here I thought the episode was going

930
00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:24.559
<v Speaker 1>to take a turn, but no, Lissa just randomly sees

931
00:41:24.559 --> 00:41:26.760
<v Speaker 1>equality as well, and I was like, ah, okay, well, yeah,

932
00:41:26.800 --> 00:41:28.920
<v Speaker 1>this was the part where I twigged because I didn't

933
00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:30.280
<v Speaker 1>know what happens in the film. Is it?

934
00:41:30.360 --> 00:41:34.360
<v Speaker 2>Yes, they start to become pretty to their hallucination fantasies

935
00:41:34.400 --> 00:41:36.639
<v Speaker 2>and all that. In the minute they so like I

936
00:41:36.679 --> 00:41:39.039
<v Speaker 2>can see it, and it pops up at and know

937
00:41:39.039 --> 00:41:41.960
<v Speaker 2>where it's like, oh yeah, they're doing They're doing Heavenly creatures. Wow,

938
00:41:42.079 --> 00:41:42.360
<v Speaker 2>that's a.

939
00:41:43.280 --> 00:41:49.760
<v Speaker 1>Secure that's a dip cut. So basically, here they see

940
00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:52.880
<v Speaker 1>the tundicorn. They see I think it's a draft to

941
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:55.760
<v Speaker 1>puss or something. It's a it's uncomfortable just about everywhere

942
00:41:55.840 --> 00:41:57.800
<v Speaker 1>a couple on land and on water or in water

943
00:41:57.880 --> 00:41:59.679
<v Speaker 1>and on land, and then they have a big dance

944
00:41:59.679 --> 00:42:02.480
<v Speaker 1>to Josh have a song again, not a whole or

945
00:42:02.480 --> 00:42:05.599
<v Speaker 1>two this episode now there's there's lots of just absolute filler.

946
00:42:05.840 --> 00:42:08.119
<v Speaker 1>But the girls now write in their book Marge's role playing.

947
00:42:08.199 --> 00:42:10.880
<v Speaker 1>She comes in, she's got the cookies that are shaped

948
00:42:10.920 --> 00:42:14.079
<v Speaker 1>like certain things whatever with dragon eggs. She's just trying

949
00:42:14.119 --> 00:42:16.559
<v Speaker 1>to be involved with this is our thing, not yours,

950
00:42:16.639 --> 00:42:18.039
<v Speaker 1>and I just want to be involved with the best

951
00:42:18.079 --> 00:42:20.280
<v Speaker 1>of you don't. And I thought the fact that that

952
00:42:20.400 --> 00:42:24.920
<v Speaker 1>wasn't call back on not good gott to drop the

953
00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:26.960
<v Speaker 1>ball this episode. Yeah. Skinner then calls the parents and

954
00:42:27.000 --> 00:42:29.119
<v Speaker 1>says Lisa is being unfocused, she's not really doing very

955
00:42:29.119 --> 00:42:30.920
<v Speaker 1>well at school. That's not followed up on either.

956
00:42:32.559 --> 00:42:36.360
<v Speaker 2>No, and even the whole gag about yeah, they're so

957
00:42:36.519 --> 00:42:39.360
<v Speaker 2>used to this being bart yeah, that they're not really

958
00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:41.960
<v Speaker 2>listening and they're just like, but we'll do this. It's like,

959
00:42:43.039 --> 00:42:44.079
<v Speaker 2>why is this not funny?

960
00:42:44.159 --> 00:42:50.239
<v Speaker 1>The best version of that was but no, sorry, habit

961
00:42:50.599 --> 00:42:55.360
<v Speaker 1>that's the peak. But again, this is where Skinner mentions

962
00:42:55.400 --> 00:42:57.000
<v Speaker 1>the Facebook page what and I was like, oh, you

963
00:42:57.119 --> 00:43:00.000
<v Speaker 1>old writers in the writer's room, like in the Facebooks

964
00:43:00.079 --> 00:43:02.599
<v Speaker 1>where I tell Lisa you can't see Juliet anymore because

965
00:43:02.599 --> 00:43:05.159
<v Speaker 1>you're not focused at school and you're just becoming a

966
00:43:05.159 --> 00:43:08.719
<v Speaker 1>different person. You're being mean to people. And she says, oh, disobey,

967
00:43:08.880 --> 00:43:11.599
<v Speaker 1>And Marge's already three steps ahea because she's Bart Simpson's mother.

968
00:43:11.920 --> 00:43:13.239
<v Speaker 1>She tries to think out the Winnow she catches her

969
00:43:13.239 --> 00:43:15.280
<v Speaker 1>in the wash basket. Then Bart sneaks he goes, but

970
00:43:15.400 --> 00:43:18.719
<v Speaker 1>age ten, he sneaks away. That's it. You don't see

971
00:43:18.760 --> 00:43:20.159
<v Speaker 1>where he goes. It's just that's it.

972
00:43:21.880 --> 00:43:25.480
<v Speaker 2>These are all ideas that just sound good on paper.

973
00:43:25.840 --> 00:43:27.920
<v Speaker 1>I thought Bart aged ten and he jumps away like

974
00:43:27.960 --> 00:43:30.320
<v Speaker 1>an injury outing, and I thought, how's Marge? Marge didn't

975
00:43:30.320 --> 00:43:33.199
<v Speaker 1>get him. Shouldn't the game be that? He thinks, even

976
00:43:33.239 --> 00:43:35.159
<v Speaker 1>though he's age, he's smarter than March and Marge is

977
00:43:35.159 --> 00:43:35.960
<v Speaker 1>still too smart for him.

978
00:43:36.639 --> 00:43:42.679
<v Speaker 2>He thinks, so, but I don't know, Man's I'm really

979
00:43:42.719 --> 00:43:45.000
<v Speaker 2>just I'm flammixed by this episode.

980
00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:48.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it just feels very pointless, very pointless. Indeed. Now

981
00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:51.280
<v Speaker 1>Juliet meets Lisa at the school. She says, let's run

982
00:43:51.280 --> 00:43:52.960
<v Speaker 1>away together, and I'm like, what is going on? Here.

983
00:43:53.239 --> 00:43:56.280
<v Speaker 1>She says, I can't though, you can't go Juliette because

984
00:43:56.280 --> 00:43:58.199
<v Speaker 1>I have to go to the un you know, because

985
00:43:58.239 --> 00:44:02.440
<v Speaker 1>that's what Lisa does. It just Aqualia needs you. And

986
00:44:02.480 --> 00:44:07.320
<v Speaker 1>she's like, yeah, you're right, this fake thing that we've

987
00:44:07.320 --> 00:44:10.000
<v Speaker 1>made up, yep, it needs me. Aqualia is not real.

988
00:44:10.159 --> 00:44:12.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I really feel like we're forced to do a

989
00:44:13.360 --> 00:44:15.440
<v Speaker 2>lot of heavy lifting off as I was here.

990
00:44:15.480 --> 00:44:18.719
<v Speaker 1>And if you haven't seen the source material and Heavenly creatures,

991
00:44:18.760 --> 00:44:20.840
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't make any sense to you. I've said time

992
00:44:20.840 --> 00:44:22.559
<v Speaker 1>and time again, the best parodies are the ones where

993
00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:25.280
<v Speaker 1>they're enjoyable, whether you've seen the actual source material or not.

994
00:44:25.519 --> 00:44:28.559
<v Speaker 1>This one is just fucking weird. It is so weird

995
00:44:28.679 --> 00:44:32.360
<v Speaker 1>that Lisa has just started fantasizing me this Aqualia, and

996
00:44:33.000 --> 00:44:34.239
<v Speaker 1>I get it, she's got a new fan and she

997
00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:34.599
<v Speaker 1>loves it.

998
00:44:34.639 --> 00:44:38.800
<v Speaker 2>But it's the responsibility is not on us as the

999
00:44:38.960 --> 00:44:41.880
<v Speaker 2>viewer to go, Okay, well, I guess she's feeling this,

1000
00:44:42.000 --> 00:44:44.159
<v Speaker 2>or I guess this means that, so that it would

1001
00:44:44.199 --> 00:44:48.559
<v Speaker 2>explain that, no, it's not on you to fill in

1002
00:44:48.599 --> 00:44:51.360
<v Speaker 2>the blanks that the episode failed to do.

1003
00:44:53.199 --> 00:44:56.559
<v Speaker 1>For me. It lost me when Lisa was visualizing it

1004
00:44:56.639 --> 00:45:00.039
<v Speaker 1>all and feeling like she was actually in Aqualia. So

1005
00:45:00.039 --> 00:45:01.960
<v Speaker 1>it's just them writing the book and Lisa's going and

1006
00:45:01.960 --> 00:45:04.559
<v Speaker 1>then this happens, and they're this role playing and she's

1007
00:45:04.639 --> 00:45:06.440
<v Speaker 1>envisioning in her mind, but to actually see it in

1008
00:45:06.480 --> 00:45:08.119
<v Speaker 1>front of her and think she's in the world. I

1009
00:45:08.159 --> 00:45:09.760
<v Speaker 1>thought this is just a step too far. It's weird.

1010
00:45:09.800 --> 00:45:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I won't say it's too much of a departure

1011
00:45:12.039 --> 00:45:15.079
<v Speaker 2>from her traditional character, because she's an imaginative person and

1012
00:45:15.119 --> 00:45:19.199
<v Speaker 2>a creative person, but this kind of thing is out

1013
00:45:19.239 --> 00:45:22.719
<v Speaker 2>of sync with her kind of creative exactly her kind

1014
00:45:22.719 --> 00:45:25.079
<v Speaker 2>of imagination, so she need to be under the sway

1015
00:45:25.119 --> 00:45:30.199
<v Speaker 2>of someone else who has that wellspring of creativity or

1016
00:45:30.199 --> 00:45:33.199
<v Speaker 2>what her that also has this kind of charisma and

1017
00:45:34.119 --> 00:45:36.360
<v Speaker 2>the kind of charisma to draw you in and make

1018
00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:41.559
<v Speaker 2>you see Equalia. But also, Juliet is not charismatic enough

1019
00:45:41.599 --> 00:45:44.039
<v Speaker 2>for Lisa to fall under her sway. The character needed

1020
00:45:44.039 --> 00:45:45.960
<v Speaker 2>to be more sort of like, oh, my god, she's

1021
00:45:46.000 --> 00:45:48.679
<v Speaker 2>so mysterious and wild and everything like that. She's everything

1022
00:45:48.679 --> 00:45:49.360
<v Speaker 2>that I want to be.

1023
00:45:50.519 --> 00:45:50.880
<v Speaker 1>She's not.

1024
00:45:51.159 --> 00:45:55.679
<v Speaker 2>No, all due respect to Emily Blunt and whoever else

1025
00:45:56.079 --> 00:46:00.639
<v Speaker 2>created this character, but it's just like, yeah, to be oh,

1026
00:46:00.679 --> 00:46:03.679
<v Speaker 2>she's so wild and free. She's an incredible free spirit,

1027
00:46:03.679 --> 00:46:05.800
<v Speaker 2>et cetera, et cetera. Then you, oh, oh, that's because

1028
00:46:05.800 --> 00:46:06.480
<v Speaker 2>she's crazy, because a.

1029
00:46:06.440 --> 00:46:08.159
<v Speaker 1>Lot of people are a lot of crazy people are

1030
00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:10.679
<v Speaker 1>care Lisa should have realized, oh, this chick's crazy at

1031
00:46:10.719 --> 00:46:12.480
<v Speaker 1>the moment in the backyard when she's visualizing it, right,

1032
00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:13.880
<v Speaker 1>and I think it would have been a better spin.

1033
00:46:14.039 --> 00:46:15.599
<v Speaker 1>You don't have to just do heavenly creatures a bit

1034
00:46:15.639 --> 00:46:17.199
<v Speaker 1>for bit. It could have been you're doing heavily creatures.

1035
00:46:17.239 --> 00:46:20.000
<v Speaker 1>But that moment Lisa realizes, oh, wait a minute, she's

1036
00:46:20.000 --> 00:46:23.199
<v Speaker 1>actually crazy, and Marge was right. And then but this

1037
00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:25.000
<v Speaker 1>chick starts stalking her or something.

1038
00:46:25.039 --> 00:46:26.559
<v Speaker 2>I think you need to do, like a rule of

1039
00:46:26.599 --> 00:46:29.679
<v Speaker 2>threes kind of thing where you get three hallucinations. The

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00:46:29.719 --> 00:46:32.719
<v Speaker 2>first time is Juliard is seeing it and she's explaining

1041
00:46:32.719 --> 00:46:36.039
<v Speaker 2>it in great detail. Lisa can't see it, but she's like, oh,

1042
00:46:36.239 --> 00:46:38.440
<v Speaker 2>there's a castle over there, and there's the dragon's leg,

1043
00:46:38.480 --> 00:46:41.440
<v Speaker 2>et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Juliet is child's imagination,

1044
00:46:41.519 --> 00:46:45.320
<v Speaker 2>child's imagination, and it's so vivid and in the way

1045
00:46:45.320 --> 00:46:48.719
<v Speaker 2>that Juliet explains it that Lisa's like, Wow, this person's fantastic.

1046
00:46:48.719 --> 00:46:51.199
<v Speaker 2>They're so imaginative and fun. The next time she does

1047
00:46:51.239 --> 00:46:53.840
<v Speaker 2>it again, and this time Lisa sees it, Wow, you've

1048
00:46:53.880 --> 00:46:55.519
<v Speaker 2>draw me into this world. I'm so happy to be

1049
00:46:55.639 --> 00:46:58.119
<v Speaker 2>here with you. The third time Julia does it, she

1050
00:46:58.239 --> 00:47:01.039
<v Speaker 2>does it too much, and it's like and over there

1051
00:47:01.079 --> 00:47:02.960
<v Speaker 2>is the spike where your father's head is or some

1052
00:47:03.039 --> 00:47:05.400
<v Speaker 2>shit like that. It's like, oh, wait a minute, Oh no,

1053
00:47:05.559 --> 00:47:08.679
<v Speaker 2>that's too vivid, and you were always real and you're

1054
00:47:08.679 --> 00:47:11.639
<v Speaker 2>trying to bring this into the real, like to quote

1055
00:47:11.840 --> 00:47:13.800
<v Speaker 2>the great poets, Hall notes, I can't go for that,

1056
00:47:14.039 --> 00:47:18.280
<v Speaker 2>No can do so. Yeah, I mean that's how I

1057
00:47:18.360 --> 00:47:20.440
<v Speaker 2>would certainly do that, and honestly, I think it'd be

1058
00:47:20.519 --> 00:47:20.920
<v Speaker 2>much better.

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00:47:21.400 --> 00:47:23.920
<v Speaker 1>I think we do a pretty good job of fixing

1060
00:47:23.960 --> 00:47:24.719
<v Speaker 1>these episodes lately.

1061
00:47:24.760 --> 00:47:26.840
<v Speaker 2>I think, just like Jimmy Saville, we'll fix it. I'll

1062
00:47:26.840 --> 00:47:27.519
<v Speaker 2>wait a minute.

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00:47:28.800 --> 00:47:31.239
<v Speaker 1>So this is where we get really saying humbers the

1064
00:47:31.239 --> 00:47:32.840
<v Speaker 1>one time he ran up to a land of equality,

1065
00:47:32.880 --> 00:47:35.280
<v Speaker 1>and we get him arriving at Alice Island saying that

1066
00:47:35.320 --> 00:47:37.840
<v Speaker 1>he's William Doogal You're now Grand Skipper really, and that's it.

1067
00:47:38.480 --> 00:47:41.000
<v Speaker 1>There's no joke there. Yeah.

1068
00:47:41.079 --> 00:47:43.599
<v Speaker 2>I mean I kind of like the idea of that that.

1069
00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:49.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm no fan of Willy, as everyone knows, I do

1070
00:47:50.039 --> 00:47:51.719
<v Speaker 2>like the idea, like, oh, I've come from this far

1071
00:47:51.760 --> 00:47:54.519
<v Speaker 2>away land to back in my home country. I was

1072
00:47:54.559 --> 00:47:57.559
<v Speaker 2>a doctor and he was like, we got enough doctors.

1073
00:47:57.719 --> 00:47:58.559
<v Speaker 2>He's a groundskeeper.

1074
00:47:58.559 --> 00:48:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Though. I guess this is new life.

1075
00:48:01.199 --> 00:48:04.280
<v Speaker 2>It's a good throwaway gag in my mind, at least,

1076
00:48:04.360 --> 00:48:04.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

1077
00:48:04.880 --> 00:48:07.199
<v Speaker 1>This was maybe a doctor. Why we didn't come to

1078
00:48:07.239 --> 00:48:11.199
<v Speaker 1>a land of Equality's I'm sure, well, I don't know.

1079
00:48:11.920 --> 00:48:15.320
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter, don't think about it that much. The

1080
00:48:15.360 --> 00:48:18.800
<v Speaker 1>girls now riding, and they arrive at Clammelot, the Rundown

1081
00:48:18.800 --> 00:48:23.440
<v Speaker 1>seafood restaurant that went downhill fast. It's just where we'll live.

1082
00:48:23.880 --> 00:48:26.440
<v Speaker 1>How did you sign this place? My family ate here

1083
00:48:26.519 --> 00:48:26.960
<v Speaker 1>last week?

1084
00:48:27.000 --> 00:48:28.440
<v Speaker 2>It really went downhill fast.

1085
00:48:28.559 --> 00:48:32.440
<v Speaker 1>But if you just believe any place can be a qualia.

1086
00:48:46.559 --> 00:48:48.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, clam Loots is closed.

1087
00:48:49.480 --> 00:48:54.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm not surprised. They clam chowter smelled like shap Yeah.

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00:48:54.880 --> 00:48:57.280
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<v Speaker 1>Marge because Marge thinks that she's at the un she

1099
00:49:27.599 --> 00:49:30.159
<v Speaker 1>hasn't told she hasn't told the family that she's gone

1100
00:49:30.159 --> 00:49:33.119
<v Speaker 1>off to Akuali, and Martin Kle says that there's no

1101
00:49:33.280 --> 00:49:36.320
<v Speaker 1>Abajan you can to the extent, to an extent, you

1102
00:49:36.320 --> 00:49:39.199
<v Speaker 1>can't trust the word of Belgians, So I am telling

1103
00:49:39.239 --> 00:49:42.599
<v Speaker 1>the truth. Margin blames herself for Lisa running away if

1104
00:49:42.679 --> 00:49:45.320
<v Speaker 1>it's not her fault at all, and Bart suggests that

1105
00:49:45.320 --> 00:49:47.400
<v Speaker 1>they've probably just gone to some stupid castle. Marge like,

1106
00:49:47.559 --> 00:49:50.719
<v Speaker 1>I know where they've gone. And Namma has the conversation

1107
00:49:50.760 --> 00:49:52.920
<v Speaker 1>here a butt, whether she wear a tie or nice

1108
00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:54.239
<v Speaker 1>shoes and whatever?

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00:49:55.079 --> 00:49:59.480
<v Speaker 2>See again a joke that could possibly quote unquote work, Yeah,

1110
00:49:59.519 --> 00:50:02.880
<v Speaker 2>don't a scene, but the whole thing is like, oh well,

1111
00:50:02.920 --> 00:50:04.920
<v Speaker 2>I think I think you know Marge would need to say, oh,

1112
00:50:04.960 --> 00:50:08.320
<v Speaker 2>they're at that abandoned you remember that fancy restaurant, and

1113
00:50:08.360 --> 00:50:10.920
<v Speaker 2>that's now we're going to do I need my do

1114
00:50:10.960 --> 00:50:11.360
<v Speaker 2>I need.

1115
00:50:11.239 --> 00:50:13.719
<v Speaker 1>Wood one, Except that would ruin this moment just why

1116
00:50:13.760 --> 00:50:15.519
<v Speaker 1>they didn't do it would ruin the reveal of them

1117
00:50:15.559 --> 00:50:17.079
<v Speaker 1>not being at the actual place. We'll see.

1118
00:50:17.840 --> 00:50:19.199
<v Speaker 2>We need this is why we need to write his room.

1119
00:50:19.840 --> 00:50:22.480
<v Speaker 1>But it's right though, work it out so Marge knows

1120
00:50:22.480 --> 00:50:24.119
<v Speaker 1>where they're going. And so if you want to use

1121
00:50:24.159 --> 00:50:26.360
<v Speaker 1>that joke, you need that set up. You need a joke,

1122
00:50:26.480 --> 00:50:29.400
<v Speaker 1>A punchline needs to set up. It does. Yeah, it

1123
00:50:29.519 --> 00:50:31.599
<v Speaker 1>just very much. There was like three or four moments

1124
00:50:31.639 --> 00:50:34.159
<v Speaker 1>in this episode where I'm watching this going it feels

1125
00:50:34.199 --> 00:50:36.079
<v Speaker 1>like they've gone, well, we need to end with Homer

1126
00:50:36.119 --> 00:50:39.159
<v Speaker 1>saying something funny or silly. How many? How many? How

1127
00:50:39.159 --> 00:50:41.440
<v Speaker 1>many scenes in this episode ended with Homer saying something

1128
00:50:41.480 --> 00:50:45.079
<v Speaker 1>stupid more than one. There's the one of the dinner

1129
00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:48.280
<v Speaker 1>table saying told you, Marge. There's the if you say so, Marge,

1130
00:50:48.440 --> 00:50:51.000
<v Speaker 1>There's this one. There's there was one day that started

1131
00:50:51.039 --> 00:50:53.159
<v Speaker 1>the episode as well. I can't remember what it was exactly,

1132
00:50:53.159 --> 00:50:55.960
<v Speaker 1>probably when he dropping kids off at the that wasn't

1133
00:50:55.960 --> 00:50:58.440
<v Speaker 1>necessarily that wasn't relliant. Yeah, maybe kind of, but there

1134
00:50:58.480 --> 00:51:01.000
<v Speaker 1>was one after that. But there's so many scenes just

1135
00:51:01.039 --> 00:51:02.639
<v Speaker 1>end with Homer saying something stupid.

1136
00:51:03.480 --> 00:51:06.280
<v Speaker 2>Well, for the longest time, that was kind of key

1137
00:51:06.320 --> 00:51:07.360
<v Speaker 2>to the show's success.

1138
00:51:07.559 --> 00:51:08.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it was also funny.

1139
00:51:08.920 --> 00:51:13.840
<v Speaker 2>Well that's true. Yeah, I know, Homo saying something that's

1140
00:51:13.840 --> 00:51:14.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna work.

1141
00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:16.360
<v Speaker 1>But we have the girls hanging out in the in

1142
00:51:16.400 --> 00:51:19.440
<v Speaker 1>the Klammelot Seaford restaurant. You think the family are arriving

1143
00:51:19.440 --> 00:51:21.519
<v Speaker 1>with the silhouettes, but it's actually the bullies, which was

1144
00:51:21.559 --> 00:51:24.519
<v Speaker 1>a nice they got me a nice review. They tie

1145
00:51:24.559 --> 00:51:27.480
<v Speaker 1>them up because they think they're gonna blow them about

1146
00:51:27.480 --> 00:51:31.000
<v Speaker 1>their stashed stolen peaches and they've seen it a bit

1147
00:51:31.039 --> 00:51:34.400
<v Speaker 1>extreme waiting out the bad haircuts as well. Yeah, lots

1148
00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:36.519
<v Speaker 1>of me in cages and stuff. You know, we come back.

1149
00:51:36.559 --> 00:51:39.119
<v Speaker 1>They been putting the cages. Juliette says, shut your eyes

1150
00:51:39.159 --> 00:51:41.400
<v Speaker 1>for a quality and this is like, can we just not?

1151
00:51:41.840 --> 00:51:44.000
<v Speaker 1>She goes, well, it's better than being here, so they

1152
00:51:44.000 --> 00:51:44.280
<v Speaker 1>do so.

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00:51:44.519 --> 00:51:45.840
<v Speaker 2>As she said, what was it? The real world is

1154
00:51:45.840 --> 00:51:47.360
<v Speaker 2>for people who can't imagine anything better.

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00:51:47.480 --> 00:51:50.639
<v Speaker 1>Yes, Kearnie is an interested in their story as they're

1156
00:51:50.639 --> 00:51:52.280
<v Speaker 1>talking about it. He's like, what's going on is they

1157
00:51:52.320 --> 00:51:53.960
<v Speaker 1>have dragons and Lisa's about to mock him to the

1158
00:51:54.039 --> 00:51:56.599
<v Speaker 1>dragons and it's like, no, no, he's got dragons chubby ball

1159
00:51:56.679 --> 00:51:58.760
<v Speaker 1>ones and he's now invested in because they're the ones

1160
00:51:58.760 --> 00:51:59.400
<v Speaker 1>that he likes.

1161
00:52:00.079 --> 00:52:02.199
<v Speaker 2>Just to rewind just for a second, I had an issue.

1162
00:52:02.199 --> 00:52:04.159
<v Speaker 2>Whether they're putting the girls in cages or tying them

1163
00:52:04.199 --> 00:52:07.199
<v Speaker 2>up or whatever, this seems a bit extreme, Like I said.

1164
00:52:07.159 --> 00:52:10.039
<v Speaker 1>That's what she said, that's true.

1165
00:52:10.880 --> 00:52:12.719
<v Speaker 2>Why not have a sort of a not a necessarily

1166
00:52:12.840 --> 00:52:15.239
<v Speaker 2>parallel storyline. But the bullies are showed up because they're

1167
00:52:15.239 --> 00:52:18.000
<v Speaker 2>playing their own kind of fantasy game or something. It's like, oh, well,

1168
00:52:18.039 --> 00:52:21.719
<v Speaker 2>you know they're doing like say, the girls have got

1169
00:52:21.719 --> 00:52:24.480
<v Speaker 2>a quality. It's a bit more sort of a romanticy

1170
00:52:24.599 --> 00:52:27.400
<v Speaker 2>kind of deal, whereas the boys are doing like a

1171
00:52:27.440 --> 00:52:30.280
<v Speaker 2>Game of Thrones, more grungey kind of shit with a

1172
00:52:30.360 --> 00:52:32.920
<v Speaker 2>castle or whatever. It's like, and they're locked it not

1173
00:52:33.000 --> 00:52:34.760
<v Speaker 2>locked in their own fantasy. But it was like, well,

1174
00:52:34.760 --> 00:52:36.920
<v Speaker 2>we've got our own fantasy game as well. We're tying

1175
00:52:36.920 --> 00:52:38.679
<v Speaker 2>you to a steak, you witches or something along those

1176
00:52:39.400 --> 00:52:41.760
<v Speaker 2>and those vision versus vision, it's vision versus vision, as

1177
00:52:41.800 --> 00:52:43.639
<v Speaker 2>opposed to just oh, we're going to tie these girls

1178
00:52:43.679 --> 00:52:46.400
<v Speaker 2>up because we stole some peaches, Like, what the fuck, man,

1179
00:52:46.519 --> 00:52:49.960
<v Speaker 2>what's the point. So this way it gives you a

1180
00:52:50.000 --> 00:52:52.079
<v Speaker 2>little bit of an out, and it also a little

1181
00:52:52.079 --> 00:52:54.400
<v Speaker 2>bit of a nice parallel synchronousity. I think that would

1182
00:52:54.400 --> 00:52:56.880
<v Speaker 2>work a whole lot better. And then Kearney gets.

1183
00:52:56.639 --> 00:52:58.840
<v Speaker 1>Turned by Nys in their vision that he jumps into

1184
00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:01.400
<v Speaker 1>their vision and joins their side. Yeah, I think that'd

1185
00:53:01.400 --> 00:53:05.840
<v Speaker 1>be better. I think that would be great.

1186
00:53:05.880 --> 00:53:07.480
<v Speaker 2>And then it's like, I better walk that back because

1187
00:53:07.480 --> 00:53:09.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it'll be great, but better is it's

1188
00:53:10.039 --> 00:53:11.800
<v Speaker 2>a much a more effective way put it.

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00:53:11.880 --> 00:53:14.840
<v Speaker 1>The Jimbo and Dolph arrive with the cream for the peaches,

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00:53:15.280 --> 00:53:17.639
<v Speaker 1>and they grab the book, the Equality Book, and they

1191
00:53:17.719 --> 00:53:19.800
<v Speaker 1>go to burn it, and Kney helps them, and he

1192
00:53:19.920 --> 00:53:22.039
<v Speaker 1>thinks or that in the vision, it looks like he

1193
00:53:22.079 --> 00:53:24.679
<v Speaker 1>has beating them all up. In reality, he's just envisioning

1194
00:53:24.760 --> 00:53:27.039
<v Speaker 1>himself beating them up, but he's actually been beaten up himself,

1195
00:53:27.400 --> 00:53:30.000
<v Speaker 1>and Juliet and Lisa just leave him to be beaten up.

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00:53:31.639 --> 00:53:35.599
<v Speaker 1>Way to disregard your savior, Yes, Lisa says she doesn't

1197
00:53:35.639 --> 00:53:36.679
<v Speaker 1>want to do this anymore, don't want to go to

1198
00:53:36.719 --> 00:53:38.920
<v Speaker 1>equality anymore. And she wants to live in the real

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00:53:38.920 --> 00:53:40.679
<v Speaker 1>world and he said the real word is for people

1200
00:53:40.679 --> 00:53:44.360
<v Speaker 1>who can't imagine anything better. And she says goodbye, Juliette googoole.

1201
00:53:44.440 --> 00:53:47.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, hey, bitch, five minutes ago, you were invested

1202
00:53:47.480 --> 00:53:47.840
<v Speaker 1>in this.

1203
00:53:51.639 --> 00:53:54.719
<v Speaker 2>Human beings are complicated, as we know. There's it's not

1204
00:53:54.760 --> 00:53:56.800
<v Speaker 2>outside the realms of possibility that you know a couple

1205
00:53:56.840 --> 00:53:59.119
<v Speaker 2>of minutes, ten minutes, minutes earlier could be like, oh

1206
00:53:59.159 --> 00:54:01.679
<v Speaker 2>my bestie is so oh my best is crazy to

1207
00:54:01.679 --> 00:54:04.920
<v Speaker 2>make that transition, But what has really changed. They did

1208
00:54:04.960 --> 00:54:08.880
<v Speaker 2>not do enough to show how immersed in this fantasy

1209
00:54:08.920 --> 00:54:10.480
<v Speaker 2>world and this fantasy life.

1210
00:54:10.480 --> 00:54:12.519
<v Speaker 1>Juliet is because it got her in a.

1211
00:54:12.559 --> 00:54:15.800
<v Speaker 2>Detrimental effect you can have on the real world.

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00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:17.679
<v Speaker 1>Because it got her into danger because they went to

1213
00:54:17.760 --> 00:54:19.519
<v Speaker 1>this place and whatnot. But it's like, why don't you

1214
00:54:19.679 --> 00:54:22.599
<v Speaker 1>just do a quality at your house? Then? What? Why

1215
00:54:22.639 --> 00:54:24.960
<v Speaker 1>is she now suddenly crazy? It's like, no, you were heavy,

1216
00:54:25.199 --> 00:54:28.519
<v Speaker 1>heaven heavily. You were heavily invested in this story and

1217
00:54:28.559 --> 00:54:31.639
<v Speaker 1>this world two minutes ago, and now she's cooged because

1218
00:54:31.639 --> 00:54:33.840
<v Speaker 1>she wants them to I get it. That's to wrap

1219
00:54:33.920 --> 00:54:36.920
<v Speaker 1>up the episode, but silly parody. Weird because the two

1220
00:54:36.920 --> 00:54:39.760
<v Speaker 1>months later and they the place in New York has

1221
00:54:39.760 --> 00:54:41.559
<v Speaker 1>received the manuscript, but it's not what they're looking for.

1222
00:54:42.079 --> 00:54:44.519
<v Speaker 1>But Moxer for being rejected much as willis your letter

1223
00:54:44.559 --> 00:54:47.400
<v Speaker 1>all the way from New York and that's it, Like

1224
00:54:47.599 --> 00:54:48.880
<v Speaker 1>that's the end of it.

1225
00:54:49.159 --> 00:54:51.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, it's not quite because Home has written his.

1226
00:54:51.440 --> 00:54:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Own but I mean Lisa's menu, that's the end of

1227
00:54:54.440 --> 00:54:56.400
<v Speaker 1>it quite, Like, well, we did make sure that Qualia

1228
00:54:56.480 --> 00:55:00.000
<v Speaker 1>is never mentioned again, so that's it. It'll be an.

1229
00:55:00.039 --> 00:55:01.960
<v Speaker 2>I was punchline to have Juliet have written her own

1230
00:55:01.960 --> 00:55:03.880
<v Speaker 2>Equality of book and it actually becomes she becomes like.

1231
00:55:03.920 --> 00:55:07.800
<v Speaker 1>J K just about to say I can't believe that

1232
00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:09.519
<v Speaker 1>the punchline here wasn't because I thought it was going

1233
00:55:09.599 --> 00:55:11.800
<v Speaker 1>to be. Unfortunately we already have a similar story from

1234
00:55:11.840 --> 00:55:14.440
<v Speaker 1>one Juliet blah blah. Yes, And I was like, why

1235
00:55:14.559 --> 00:55:18.639
<v Speaker 1>is it was right there? Yeah? The fucking payoff was right.

1236
00:55:18.920 --> 00:55:21.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and have like as the author of a Juliet

1237
00:55:21.360 --> 00:55:25.679
<v Speaker 3>k Yes bowling. Yeah, he gave us nothing. There was

1238
00:55:25.800 --> 00:55:27.960
<v Speaker 3>no wrap up, no parody, It was just bar wocking.

1239
00:55:28.000 --> 00:55:29.119
<v Speaker 3>Her list is saying, well, a least you got a

1240
00:55:29.159 --> 00:55:31.800
<v Speaker 3>letter from New York. There was an actual joke there.

1241
00:55:32.280 --> 00:55:33.599
<v Speaker 3>Why didn't you give it to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Mom?

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00:55:34.360 --> 00:55:36.119
<v Speaker 2>They gave us another jake and said, well, Homer said,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm running my own book based on my

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<v Speaker 2>experiences as are dead. Except he's seeing what like someone's

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<v Speaker 2>a hot dog and they're dancing donuts or something like that,

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<v Speaker 2>and he just basically comes coclusion, writing his heart.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what, yeah it is. Yeah, you've shown that with

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<v Speaker 1>this episode, Ryan Kelly. Is that meant to be his

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<v Speaker 1>way of saying sorry, at least you tried. At least

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<v Speaker 1>you tried in deed, So I'm sorry, Brian, but man,

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<v Speaker 1>fuck you LISTA. The Drama Queen is an episode we

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<v Speaker 1>shall not be revisiting anytime soon. Never. I haven't said revisiting, revisiting,

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<v Speaker 1>will not be revisiting this episode. It was not good.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but you get you know for that boy playing

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<v Speaker 2>the Simpsons theme over the closing credits is it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think they got to the end of the

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<v Speaker 1>episode when we need to live them with something good

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00:56:22.039 --> 00:56:26.239
<v Speaker 1>they were thinking that instead you just get oh for it? Boy.

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<v Speaker 1>The singer Pat Patrick stumps he does so many kids

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<v Speaker 1>show theme songs. So he does the Spidy songs. That

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00:56:33.079 --> 00:56:34.920
<v Speaker 1>was all the Spidy soundtracks is another one he's done,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he's really good.

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<v Speaker 2>I was reading some article the other day about Mark Mothersbaugh,

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<v Speaker 2>the front man from Devo okay, and he's done a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of soundtracks, but there was one he did the

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00:56:47.039 --> 00:56:49.639
<v Speaker 2>soundtrack for some animated show or whatever, and it basically

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<v Speaker 2>it's just like and now I own an Ailen something.

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<v Speaker 2>He wasn't saying that, but someone was saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that, John love it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I wanted to put the extravagance, but it's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he gets, you know, some exorbitant amount every time it's played,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's played all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought your joke was going to be he wrote

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<v Speaker 1>the soundtrack for a whippet.

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<v Speaker 2>He was able to buy a dog, and that dog

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<v Speaker 2>is a whibbit. I'll look it up and I'll try

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<v Speaker 2>and put it in some show notes or something like that, but.

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<v Speaker 1>We've never seen those notes.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, I always have the best of intentions, much

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00:57:25.519 --> 00:57:27.480
<v Speaker 2>like this episode. But guess what I was full shot?

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<v Speaker 1>What do we learn? What did you learn it from

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<v Speaker 1>the episode?

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00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:32.880
<v Speaker 2>Mister Davis that if you want to buy candy to

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<v Speaker 2>share it. May I recommend a tasty almond joy I

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<v Speaker 2>won't or a twist.

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<v Speaker 1>It's only if I don't want to kiss Nickoler, because

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<v Speaker 1>if I eat something with Owen's in it and kis Nickoler,

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<v Speaker 1>she's in trouble. Well, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>What did I say yesterday about?

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<v Speaker 1>Because what was it? We dissed Crispy Cream donuts. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna lie. You showed me the pistachio donut from

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<v Speaker 1>Krispy Kreme, which she's going it still looks they pour

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00:57:53.079 --> 00:57:54.760
<v Speaker 1>the stuff on top, because you actually watch them when

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00:57:54.760 --> 00:57:57.079
<v Speaker 1>they rip over that donut. It looks shit inside probably does.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks looks thick, It doesn't look doesn't look how

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't delicious, But they pour their melk. They pour

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<v Speaker 1>the melted stuff on top, so it looks all smoothing cream.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not what you're getting when you bite into that

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<v Speaker 1>don Oh no, probably not nola dry and yeah good

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<v Speaker 1>Krispy Creme. Don't rate it at all, a lam a dream.

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<v Speaker 1>I know they're ne gonna sponsor the show. I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't rate Krispy Cremes. Let us know the listeners mailbag

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<v Speaker 1>or four finger discount dot com dot you Chrispy Cream donuts,

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00:58:18.360 --> 00:58:22.119
<v Speaker 1>you rate them or not, so that next week you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna start a Simpson's campaign and they'll be like, who

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00:58:25.079 --> 00:58:32.079
<v Speaker 1>should we sponsored. I'm like, oh, no, delete delete dumb button,

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<v Speaker 1>dumb but no, no, it's not interesting. It probably was. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not interesting. I'm gonna leave that in absolutely zero interest.

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<v Speaker 1>And what I was about to say, what did I learn?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to find something here. I learned that

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<v Speaker 1>one thing, one thing the bullies were correct about is

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<v Speaker 1>that you can't eat peaches without cream. That's I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a big peaches guy. Nah, it's one of those there's

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<v Speaker 1>millions of them, millions of peaches, usually for free.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels like one of those fruits that I should like. Hmmm,

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<v Speaker 2>you know you look so juicy and sweet and delaightful.

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<v Speaker 1>This is gonna sound silly, but do you have any

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<v Speaker 1>emotional connection to a type of fruit? I have an

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<v Speaker 1>emotional connection to nectarines because the house growing up in

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<v Speaker 1>nor Lane had a really good nectarine tree at the

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<v Speaker 1>front that always kicked us during the spring, and the

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<v Speaker 1>nectarenes were massive and huge, and basically the neighborhood would

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<v Speaker 1>come in. It was like the neighborhood's nectarine tree that'd

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<v Speaker 1>come just put the nectarines off and just grow new ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Blah blah blah. It was just it was great. And

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<v Speaker 1>we grew in a tourene tree here because I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I have this nostalgia for having a nectarine tree. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't actually like eating nectarines, but I love the idea

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<v Speaker 1>of a nectarine tree. It's like nostalgia for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I certainly don't have as emotional connection as you

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<v Speaker 2>do that. It was a lovely story, Dan, though, because

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<v Speaker 2>we had a little kum quote tree growing up.

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<v Speaker 1>But excuse me, what come quartz?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh local fruit that excludes in your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a fan of those either, But I think

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<v Speaker 1>the way you.

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<v Speaker 2>Would the sky is like, oh, you know, comes the season,

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<v Speaker 2>and yeah, the tree is just bursting with these lovely

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<v Speaker 2>things you can eat. To quote Leonardo DiCaprio in that movie,

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01:00:17.920 --> 01:00:20.239
<v Speaker 2>don't look up that. No one never thinks about it anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>We really did have it all, didn't we We still

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<v Speaker 2>do to some degree. But no, I don't think I

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<v Speaker 2>have as emotional connection.

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<v Speaker 1>To fruit as you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Although because this is very this is tangentially fruit related.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was in Alder the other day, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's we're coming on a Hot Cross buns are were

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<v Speaker 2>and we got variants, variants love them.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got like six different packets or whatever. You said.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well yeah, but I haven't done that yet because

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<v Speaker 2>the cinnabon ones are coming out of the end of

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<v Speaker 2>the week. But I was in Aldi, so they got

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<v Speaker 2>their versions of hot Cross buns. They got a BANOFFI version.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how I feel about but get you in

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<v Speaker 2>the I'm getting that.

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<v Speaker 1>He hot Cross buns.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I had one with my coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>The other was like, holy shit, this is good. Lively

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<v Speaker 1>in my best life.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, that's my emotional connection.

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<v Speaker 1>Your delivery there was very norm esque, like the other day,

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing normally Donald? Yeah, what l two. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>he told his story. It's always kind of going, yes,

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01:01:24.519 --> 01:01:30.760
<v Speaker 1>he has ah. You know norm No one respected him

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<v Speaker 1>in the It was too late before people started to

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<v Speaker 1>really respect Norman Donald. Yeah. I think the true comedians

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<v Speaker 1>comedians respected if you knew, you knew.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and now everyone was like, oh my god, we

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01:01:40.559 --> 01:01:41.519
<v Speaker 2>didn't know how good we had it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, from this day forward, your name will be it

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<v Speaker 1>is the guy Davis new Name Championship for season twenty

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01:01:48.199 --> 01:01:50.960
<v Speaker 1>for Lisa the Drama Queen. The current leader board stands

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<v Speaker 1>at this in first position. His name is Jared on

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<v Speaker 1>ten points, Brian Here's he Hughes in second position on

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<v Speaker 1>seven points, Phil Hawkins, and Kyle is on six points

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<v Speaker 1>in third position. Take it away? So okay.

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<v Speaker 2>One point goes to Heaven Lisa creatures.

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<v Speaker 1>That is first time on the Leader of the Season twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it is Dave McNally, Ram McNally, Dave McNally

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<v Speaker 1>one point, But on Dave, Dave, Dave Pretzels McNally, I

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01:02:18.199 --> 01:02:22.800
<v Speaker 1>reckon it might be. Okay, once said, never forgotten except

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<v Speaker 1>by me suddenly very thirsty. Two points go to Gone Girls,

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<v Speaker 1>Gone Girls. Okay, that is Oh, his name's Jared. He's

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<v Speaker 1>getting further and further away. He's now on twelve points.

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<v Speaker 1>He's five points ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, Holy Molly, but we gotta hand out three points.

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<v Speaker 2>Three points, yes, uh, and we could close the gap.

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<v Speaker 2>Three points goes to lost in TransNation.

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<v Speaker 1>Today's three points. I'm gonna give it to him. It's

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<v Speaker 1>Philip Jay Hawkins gets the three points. He's not in

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<v Speaker 1>first position, but if he gets a three pointer and

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<v Speaker 1>he gets his Philip Jay Hawkins.

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<v Speaker 2>Gets a brief reprise or a respite from yeah, from

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01:02:59.719 --> 01:03:00.880
<v Speaker 2>just being playing old Phil Hawk.

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01:03:01.000 --> 01:03:03.320
<v Speaker 1>He's just jumped all the way from fourth to second

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<v Speaker 1>outright second on nine points. Wow, he can do this

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01:03:06.599 --> 01:03:09.880
<v Speaker 1>to three points behind Jared. There's still plenty of episodes

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<v Speaker 1>this season, so look out, Jared fly Highill's coming, Philip J.

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01:03:16.480 --> 01:03:21.400
<v Speaker 1>Hawkins wire reference. But anyway, Yeah, so if you want

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01:03:21.400 --> 01:03:23.760
<v Speaker 1>to be a part of the Guy Davis New Dan Championship,

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01:03:23.800 --> 01:03:25.519
<v Speaker 1>just gonna be suport of our patriot. As I said,

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01:03:25.519 --> 01:03:28.280
<v Speaker 1>first position twelve points, Jared Hornby, second position, Phil Hawkins

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01:03:28.559 --> 01:03:31.599
<v Speaker 1>on nine, Brian Hughes seven points in third, and Cover

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01:03:31.719 --> 01:03:35.159
<v Speaker 1>Chile six points in fourth position. All right, was Davis.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been fun ranting about this episode, doesn't it Sure has,

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01:03:38.079 --> 01:03:40.079
<v Speaker 1>getting it all out there, got it out on the system,

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01:03:40.159 --> 01:03:42.360
<v Speaker 1>all right. The next episode from season twenty The Simpsons

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01:03:42.800 --> 01:03:45.960
<v Speaker 1>is called take My Wife Please. This sounds like it's

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01:03:45.960 --> 01:03:51.719
<v Speaker 1>gonna be a fun Homer story, Just what we need

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<v Speaker 1>more Homer not liking. Yeah, it could be wrong. We

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01:03:55.840 --> 01:03:56.920
<v Speaker 1>could be wrong, could be wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>We've been wrong in the past.

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01:03:57.880 --> 01:04:00.119
<v Speaker 1>I like going in with those low expectations and means

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01:04:00.119 --> 01:04:01.320
<v Speaker 1>pleasantly surprised.

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<v Speaker 2>Because yeah, like the song says, the only way is up.

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<v Speaker 1>The only way is up. Indeed, I'd say that could

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01:04:07.519 --> 01:04:10.760
<v Speaker 1>suck because there's I put them in categories of episodes

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01:04:10.800 --> 01:04:13.159
<v Speaker 1>that I hated and episodes that I just couldn't give

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<v Speaker 1>a shit about, and this was probably top five episodes

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01:04:15.239 --> 01:04:16.199
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't give a shit about.

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01:04:16.960 --> 01:04:20.880
<v Speaker 2>I had fun trying to salvage some decipher for wreckage.

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01:04:21.159 --> 01:04:23.199
<v Speaker 2>Decipher it and yeah, slput something out of the wreckage.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was. There's a lot of wreckage certainly was, yes, yes,

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01:04:27.280 --> 01:04:30.800
<v Speaker 1>but we found some stuff. We did. Okay, we did, okay, indeed, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, guys, thank you for support you at four

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<v Speaker 1>fingered Discount. As we mentioned, yeah, times be tough with

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01:04:36.039 --> 01:04:38.280
<v Speaker 1>the de monetization. So if you can't support us on Patreon,

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01:04:38.400 --> 01:04:40.920
<v Speaker 1>just check us with papal donation at four fingered Discount

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<v Speaker 1>outlook dot com. That would be much appreciated as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean way, yeah, I mean even if it

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<v Speaker 2>is from Aldi Banolfi. Hot crops funds don't come cheap.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't come cheap. Indeed, that's right. As I said,

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<v Speaker 1>next week is going to be take my wife. Please,

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01:04:52.920 --> 01:04:55.000
<v Speaker 1>please don't forget to continue to rate and review us

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01:04:55.000 --> 01:04:57.559
<v Speaker 1>on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Where we do find this

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01:04:57.639 --> 01:04:59.360
<v Speaker 1>show and he can't get in touch with us, it

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01:04:59.440 --> 01:05:02.639
<v Speaker 1>is mail Bag at four figure discount, dot com dot au.

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01:05:02.760 --> 01:05:05.159
<v Speaker 1>But for now, mister Davis, any final words for those

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<v Speaker 1>amazing listeners out there

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<v Speaker 2>Well, podcasts are for people who can't imagine anything better
