WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.280 --> 00:00:05.599 Mother, Is Maxwell House really the only coffee in the world. 2 00:00:05.879 --> 00:00:15.119 Well, your father says so, and your father knows best. 3 00:00:20.600 --> 00:00:22.120 Yes, it's father knows best. 4 00:00:22.199 --> 00:00:26.000 Transcribed in Hollywood starring Robert Young his father A half 5 00:00:26.039 --> 00:00:28.920 hour visit with your neighbors, the Andersons, brought to you 6 00:00:29.079 --> 00:00:33.399 by America's favorite coffee, Maxwell House, the coffee that's always 7 00:00:33.520 --> 00:00:51.719 good to the last drop. A decade or so before 8 00:00:51.759 --> 00:00:54.640 the turn of the twentieth century, the city editor of 9 00:00:54.640 --> 00:00:57.560 The New York Sun came up with a remarkably simple 10 00:00:57.600 --> 00:00:58.759 definition of news. 11 00:00:59.479 --> 00:01:00.880 When a door dog bites a man. 12 00:01:00.960 --> 00:01:03.960 He said, that is not news because it happened so often. 13 00:01:04.519 --> 00:01:08.760 But if a man bites a dog, that is news. Well, 14 00:01:08.799 --> 00:01:11.439 in Springfield, in the white frame house on Maple Street, 15 00:01:11.760 --> 00:01:15.120 news may very well be in the making. Nothing unusual 16 00:01:15.120 --> 00:01:18.000 has happened thus far. But it's quite possible that before 17 00:01:18.040 --> 00:01:20.959 the week is out, a man named Anderson will bite 18 00:01:20.959 --> 00:01:22.200 a dog like this. 19 00:01:23.359 --> 00:01:25.359 Holy cow, Dad, I couldn't help it. 20 00:01:25.400 --> 00:01:27.760 But when you signed the good driving place. 21 00:01:27.599 --> 00:01:30.120 But I wasn't even driving dead. The car was just 22 00:01:30.200 --> 00:01:31.040 sitting there. 23 00:01:31.120 --> 00:01:35.519 And the fender dropped off all by itself. Sure, but 24 00:01:35.719 --> 00:01:37.799 that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. 25 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:40.799 But it's true, Dad, I wouldn't be surprised that the 26 00:01:40.799 --> 00:01:41.959 whole car fell apart. 27 00:01:42.560 --> 00:01:44.400 Is that so there's nothing wrong with the car? And 28 00:01:44.439 --> 00:01:47.000 you know it? Daddy? What is it? Kathy? 29 00:01:47.200 --> 00:01:49.719 Did you know that in the Polar regions, dogs are 30 00:01:49.719 --> 00:01:51.400 the chief means of transportation. 31 00:01:52.239 --> 00:01:54.439 What's that got to do with Bud knocking a fender 32 00:01:54.480 --> 00:01:55.239 off the car? 33 00:01:55.640 --> 00:01:58.159 I didn't knock it off dead, it fell off. 34 00:01:58.400 --> 00:02:00.920 But unless you're willing to tell me the truth. 35 00:02:00.719 --> 00:02:03.560 Jim, but is not in the habit of telling lies. 36 00:02:03.599 --> 00:02:05.359 And if he says the fender fell off, then it. 37 00:02:05.400 --> 00:02:08.759 Fell off and we put it back on again with wire. Dad, 38 00:02:09.039 --> 00:02:10.439 you'd never even know the difference. 39 00:02:10.560 --> 00:02:16.520 Oh fine, But if I ever find out? Oh never mind? 40 00:02:16.759 --> 00:02:18.159 May I have my coffee? Margaret? 41 00:02:18.319 --> 00:02:20.520 Of course, dear here. 42 00:02:20.400 --> 00:02:21.719 You are, thank you? 43 00:02:22.240 --> 00:02:25.919 Nothing? What it doesn't have anything to do with Bud 44 00:02:25.960 --> 00:02:27.240 knocking a fender. 45 00:02:26.919 --> 00:02:31.599 Off the car? I did not wait a minute, But Kathy, 46 00:02:31.680 --> 00:02:34.080 what doesn't have anything to do with Bud knocking a 47 00:02:34.120 --> 00:02:35.080 fender off the car? 48 00:02:35.599 --> 00:02:39.439 Dogs are the chief means of transportation in the Colar regions. 49 00:02:39.439 --> 00:02:42.639 Fine, I'll order a dog sled in the morning. Is 50 00:02:42.680 --> 00:02:43.360 that what you want? 51 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:47.840 Oh no, I just wanted to tell you, well, thank 52 00:02:47.919 --> 00:02:49.800 you very much. You're welcome. 53 00:02:51.840 --> 00:02:54.280 The silliest thing I've ever heard in my life. That 54 00:02:54.319 --> 00:02:56.120 car is practically as good as it was the day 55 00:02:56.120 --> 00:03:00.080 we bought it. Might need a little paint here and there, Daddy. 56 00:03:00.080 --> 00:03:00.439 What is it? 57 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:00.879 Kathy? 58 00:03:01.159 --> 00:03:03.280 Did you know that the dog has been chosen as 59 00:03:03.319 --> 00:03:07.000 the companion of man because of his fidelity and intelligence? 60 00:03:08.080 --> 00:03:11.120 Well, i'd heard rumors, but it's nice to have it 61 00:03:11.199 --> 00:03:12.599 on such complete authority. 62 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:18.759 You're welcome, Dan, Yes, Bud. 63 00:03:18.960 --> 00:03:20.639 Does that mean that I can't have the car on 64 00:03:20.719 --> 00:03:21.680 Thursday anymore? 65 00:03:22.599 --> 00:03:25.039 No? I suppose it'll be all right, But in the 66 00:03:25.039 --> 00:03:27.639 future I wish you'd be a little more careful, That's all. 67 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:29.759 I wouldn't be surprised if the roofcave. 68 00:03:29.840 --> 00:03:33.360 Then, Betty, what's gotten into you until the night? The 69 00:03:33.400 --> 00:03:35.439 only complaint you ever had about the car was that 70 00:03:35.479 --> 00:03:37.800 you didn't get it often enough, Jim. 71 00:03:37.919 --> 00:03:41.639 Yes, Margaret, the Leggots have a new car, a convertible. 72 00:03:42.159 --> 00:03:44.879 Oh well, pardon me. 73 00:03:45.520 --> 00:03:49.520 Dogs are read for sports, as watchdogs, for guarding and 74 00:03:49.639 --> 00:03:52.639 driving sheep, and for plain ordinary dogs. 75 00:03:53.360 --> 00:03:57.879 Kathy, deep in your obscure little mind, how see you? 76 00:03:57.919 --> 00:03:59.560 It is you stay right where you are. I wanted 77 00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:02.159 to get to the bottom of this dissertation on dogs. 78 00:04:02.919 --> 00:04:05.360 But yes, Dan, see who's at the door? 79 00:04:05.919 --> 00:04:10.560 Holy cow, nobody else around here knew how. 80 00:04:10.439 --> 00:04:13.479 To open a door. All right, Kathy, will you explain 81 00:04:13.560 --> 00:04:17.480 something to me as simply as possible. Why this sudden 82 00:04:17.519 --> 00:04:21.600 interest in the history of our canine companions? Huh? Dogs? 83 00:04:22.120 --> 00:04:26.240 Oh well, dogs are pets, and everybody says the man's 84 00:04:26.279 --> 00:04:29.800 best friend, and they probably be girls' best friends too. 85 00:04:30.199 --> 00:04:31.199 And I don't see. 86 00:04:31.040 --> 00:04:33.879 Why, Kathy, are you going to start that dog business again? 87 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:36.519 But everybody I know has a dog. 88 00:04:36.680 --> 00:04:38.399 I don't see what you know as well as I 89 00:04:38.480 --> 00:04:43.920 that Betty's allergic to dogs. They make her sneeze. Oh, 90 00:04:44.040 --> 00:04:49.639 come on in ed Hello Jim, Margaret. We're just finishing 91 00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:52.399 our dinner. And how about a cup of coffee? Oh no, thanks, Jim. 92 00:04:52.399 --> 00:04:54.600 I well, I just want. 93 00:04:54.519 --> 00:04:58.319 To talk to you about your dog or what bo 94 00:04:58.399 --> 00:05:00.720 I wouldn't mind if we were just an ordinary rose bush. 95 00:05:00.759 --> 00:05:03.120 Jim, But this was a bengal, a. 96 00:05:03.240 --> 00:05:07.360 Genuine hibiscus roses and ensus and I only had two. 97 00:05:07.240 --> 00:05:08.800 And you ought to see the one he dug up. 98 00:05:08.839 --> 00:05:14.040 It's a complete wreck ed Yes, Jim, what dog? Well, 99 00:05:14.759 --> 00:05:20.399 your dog? We don't have a dog, you know that, Daddy. Jim. 100 00:05:24.000 --> 00:05:26.560 I dislike this whole thing as much as you do. 101 00:05:26.720 --> 00:05:30.759 But that bush cost me thirteen dollars, and we don't 102 00:05:30.839 --> 00:05:35.360 have a dog, Daddy. And I wouldn't even know where 103 00:05:35.360 --> 00:05:37.399 to get another one. They only had two in town. 104 00:05:37.439 --> 00:05:38.399 I bought both of them. 105 00:05:38.519 --> 00:05:43.720 And yes, Jim, we don't have a dog, daddy. Kathy, 106 00:05:43.759 --> 00:05:45.120 I'm talking to mister Davis. 107 00:05:45.279 --> 00:05:48.079 I know, Daddy, but I want to tell you something. 108 00:05:48.920 --> 00:05:50.040 All right, what is it? 109 00:05:50.560 --> 00:05:51.639 We have a dog? 110 00:05:53.959 --> 00:05:56.199 That's fine, look, and I know how you must feel, 111 00:05:56.240 --> 00:06:01.040 but we what Kathy, your Joe? What do you mean 112 00:06:01.160 --> 00:06:02.240 we have a dog? 113 00:06:02.680 --> 00:06:03.000 Well? 114 00:06:03.160 --> 00:06:06.759 It was such a poor little dog, Daddy, and he 115 00:06:06.879 --> 00:06:08.839 kept following me and following me. 116 00:06:09.199 --> 00:06:11.720 Kathy, you mean we have a dog here? 117 00:06:12.319 --> 00:06:12.439 Uh? 118 00:06:12.480 --> 00:06:15.240 Huh, Aunt. 119 00:06:17.160 --> 00:06:22.600 Betty, stop that. I can't stop it. Father, You certainly can. Kathy. 120 00:06:22.639 --> 00:06:25.079 You've been told a thousand times not to bring a 121 00:06:25.120 --> 00:06:26.079 dog into the house. 122 00:06:26.680 --> 00:06:27.399 A chounce. 123 00:06:28.600 --> 00:06:30.680 She's just doing that to be me. 124 00:06:31.279 --> 00:06:32.120 I have dog. 125 00:06:34.399 --> 00:06:37.319 She wasn't sneezing before, and the dog was here all 126 00:06:37.399 --> 00:06:37.879 the time. 127 00:06:38.000 --> 00:06:40.879 Where what where is it? Where's what the dog? 128 00:06:41.360 --> 00:06:42.040 Oh? 129 00:06:42.079 --> 00:06:51.839 The dog? Unt Kathy, where did you put the dog 130 00:06:52.240 --> 00:06:55.480 in the playroom? Well, we'll just see about that. 131 00:06:55.839 --> 00:06:58.240 Of course, it isn't the most valuable rose bush in 132 00:06:58.279 --> 00:06:58.959 the world, Jim. 133 00:06:59.040 --> 00:07:02.040 But if you you the trouble i'd gone through. Jim, 134 00:07:02.079 --> 00:07:03.920 where are you going down to the playroom? 135 00:07:04.120 --> 00:07:07.360 Oh, daddy, Please don't be mean to the little dog. 136 00:07:07.839 --> 00:07:09.360 He wouldn't hurt a fly. 137 00:07:10.360 --> 00:07:11.639 Where do you think you're going, Bud? 138 00:07:12.120 --> 00:07:14.360 Can I come with you? Gosh, I just want to 139 00:07:14.399 --> 00:07:14.839 look at it. 140 00:07:15.160 --> 00:07:17.279 I didn't mean to start all this trouble, Jim, But 141 00:07:17.319 --> 00:07:20.000 after all, he did dig up the roads. I know ed. 142 00:07:20.040 --> 00:07:22.040 I'll be very glad to pay for it as soon as. 143 00:07:21.879 --> 00:07:32.000 We Oh my aching back, look at the size of 144 00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:44.879 that thing. 145 00:07:47.439 --> 00:07:52.839 I'll just wait for you upstairs, Jim. Kathy, that isn't 146 00:07:52.839 --> 00:07:55.560 a dog. It's a werewolf. 147 00:07:56.040 --> 00:08:00.160 No, it isn't, Daddy. It's a dog, and you're you're 148 00:08:00.279 --> 00:08:01.560 frightening him. 149 00:08:02.040 --> 00:08:08.480 I'm frightening him. 150 00:08:06.000 --> 00:08:09.319 Poor little fella. We're not going to hurt. 151 00:08:09.120 --> 00:08:12.879 You, Kathy. Get away from it. You heard me, Kathy, 152 00:08:14.079 --> 00:08:18.959 You don't get away from metal. Well, stay over there 153 00:08:19.000 --> 00:08:22.720 if that's what he wants, but don't get too close. 154 00:08:23.560 --> 00:08:25.959 David said there was a line in the basement to Joe. 155 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:31.000 Kathy, you've met cute mommy. 156 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:33.279 Kathy, come over here. 157 00:08:35.080 --> 00:08:37.360 You you better do as your mother says. 158 00:08:40.200 --> 00:08:45.720 Maybe she better do what the dog says. 159 00:08:48.919 --> 00:08:50.519 Oh, Jim, what are we going to do. 160 00:08:50.679 --> 00:08:52.440 We're going to find out where he belongs and get 161 00:08:52.519 --> 00:08:53.960 rid of him. That's what we're going to do. 162 00:08:54.240 --> 00:08:57.879 Oh, Daddy, you can't. He's your beautiful dog and he's 163 00:08:57.919 --> 00:09:01.240 so easy to see. 164 00:09:00.159 --> 00:09:08.840 This cookie, Bud. See what the tag says on his collar. 165 00:09:09.480 --> 00:09:10.279 On his collar. 166 00:09:12.480 --> 00:09:15.159 Oh, he won't hurt you, but will you? 167 00:09:15.480 --> 00:09:20.600 George? Well, go ahead, Bud. There's nothing to be afraid of. 168 00:09:23.320 --> 00:09:26.360 That's a nice fellow. Nice George. 169 00:09:28.039 --> 00:09:31.600 His name isn't exactly George, Budd. I just call him there. 170 00:09:32.000 --> 00:09:35.279 Oh, you're a great help nice boy. 171 00:09:36.039 --> 00:09:37.919 That's a nice boy boy. 172 00:09:38.440 --> 00:09:39.600 What does it say, Bud? 173 00:09:40.639 --> 00:09:41.440 Gargantua? 174 00:09:41.600 --> 00:09:42.399 The third. 175 00:09:45.080 --> 00:09:46.559 Oh, that's how you say? 176 00:09:46.639 --> 00:09:50.720 Is property of Michael Reid Orchard Avenue? 177 00:09:51.120 --> 00:09:53.919 Orchard Avenue when that's a mile away. How did he 178 00:09:53.960 --> 00:09:54.840 get clear over here? 179 00:09:55.399 --> 00:09:56.840 I think he walked. 180 00:09:59.480 --> 00:10:02.840 Well, he can walk right back. But call mister Reid 181 00:10:02.879 --> 00:10:04.000 and tell him we have his dog. 182 00:10:04.360 --> 00:10:09.879 Oh, yes, Kathy, it isn't our dog. And we've got 183 00:10:09.879 --> 00:10:10.919 to send him back home. 184 00:10:11.159 --> 00:10:25.240 But Mommy, I love him, so. 185 00:10:20.039 --> 00:10:23.440 Don't try, Kathy, Gosh, you still got us. 186 00:10:24.039 --> 00:10:43.919 Everybody's got somebody, and all I have is you. 187 00:10:45.679 --> 00:10:46.759 Do you want me to answer it? 188 00:10:47.320 --> 00:10:52.480 Never mind, I'm right here, mister Anderson. I'm mister Reid Chaffeur. 189 00:10:52.559 --> 00:10:53.519 Oh yes, come on right in. 190 00:10:54.000 --> 00:10:56.159 Thank you. Very nice of you to go to all 191 00:10:56.200 --> 00:10:58.440 this trouble. Oh, it's no trouble at all. Mister Reed 192 00:10:58.559 --> 00:11:01.679 was quite concerned about God, and you were quite concerned. Well, 193 00:11:01.720 --> 00:11:06.480 we weren't too happy about him ourselves. Kathy, do you 194 00:11:06.480 --> 00:11:06.840 want me? 195 00:11:07.080 --> 00:11:07.440 Daddy? 196 00:11:07.720 --> 00:11:12.320 The man is here for the dog. She'll have it 197 00:11:12.399 --> 00:11:16.320 up here in this minute. A peculiar looking animal, isn't it. 198 00:11:16.360 --> 00:11:20.759 Oh no, it's a very valuable dog by Marama, bybe. 199 00:11:21.200 --> 00:11:25.799 You don't say yes, it's a German hunting dog, very intelligent. 200 00:11:26.559 --> 00:11:29.960 Well that's a matter of opinion, Kathy. Will you please 201 00:11:30.039 --> 00:11:31.159 hurry yady? 202 00:11:31.320 --> 00:11:34.960 I can't find him. You what, oh, Daddy, the most 203 00:11:35.080 --> 00:11:36.440 terrible thing happened. 204 00:11:36.679 --> 00:11:38.200 He got away, Kathy. 205 00:11:38.559 --> 00:11:41.600 But he did, Daddy. I just opened the door and 206 00:11:41.679 --> 00:11:42.360 he was gone. 207 00:11:43.080 --> 00:11:45.440 You didn't happen to give him a push? 208 00:11:45.600 --> 00:11:48.840 Oh Daddy? How can you say? 209 00:11:49.200 --> 00:11:49.679 Well? 210 00:11:49.759 --> 00:11:53.679 Maybe one little push. 211 00:11:53.840 --> 00:11:55.039 I'll see here, Kathleen. 212 00:11:55.279 --> 00:11:57.759 Oh, you don't have to worry, daddy. I think I 213 00:11:57.759 --> 00:11:59.759 can find him again later. 214 00:12:00.559 --> 00:12:04.120 I'm awfully sorry about this, I understand. 215 00:12:04.399 --> 00:12:06.960 Oh hello, ed Oh, Jim, I don't like it. Please. 216 00:12:07.000 --> 00:12:09.240 I told you i'd get you another rose bush and 217 00:12:09.279 --> 00:12:11.919 I will first thing in the morning. I know, Jim, 218 00:12:11.919 --> 00:12:14.840 but after all got away. Yes, I know he. 219 00:12:14.879 --> 00:12:17.759 Got away, only he didn't get far enough away. 220 00:12:18.120 --> 00:12:19.840 Have you seen him? Yes, I've seen him. 221 00:12:19.840 --> 00:12:22.440 He's in my backyard and he's having a wonderful time. 222 00:12:23.519 --> 00:12:27.200 All right, Kathy, go get him jemwhere and Jim? 223 00:12:27.440 --> 00:12:32.120 Yes, when you get that hibiscus sentenceus tomorrow make it too. 224 00:12:32.480 --> 00:12:57.679 Oh no. 225 00:13:01.399 --> 00:13:04.360 All across the country, there's good news about coffee. 226 00:13:04.399 --> 00:13:05.000 These days. 227 00:13:05.159 --> 00:13:09.039 Grocers everywhere are featuring Maxwell House at lower prices. 228 00:13:09.679 --> 00:13:10.240 That's right. 229 00:13:10.360 --> 00:13:13.000 These days, the coffee with that wonderful good to the 230 00:13:13.120 --> 00:13:16.240 last drop flavor comes to you at the lowest prices 231 00:13:16.240 --> 00:13:21.240 in months. A mighty welcome occasion for everybody you your grocer, yes, 232 00:13:21.320 --> 00:13:24.960 and for Maxwell House too. With Maxwell House Coffee, we've 233 00:13:25.000 --> 00:13:27.759 always aimed at one thing, to bring you the best 234 00:13:27.799 --> 00:13:30.960 in coffee at the lowest possible price, and that's meant 235 00:13:30.960 --> 00:13:34.200 a lot, meant you could always count on more flavor 236 00:13:34.240 --> 00:13:37.440 for your money, and every cup of Maxwell House more 237 00:13:37.679 --> 00:13:41.440 wonderfully good cups of coffee in every pound. It's the 238 00:13:41.519 --> 00:13:45.559 reason why year after year, folks everywhere have found Maxwell 239 00:13:45.559 --> 00:13:49.879 House is true economy, and nowadays Maxwell House is more 240 00:13:49.919 --> 00:13:53.639 than ever. Today's coffee by the world's most famous coffee 241 00:13:53.639 --> 00:13:57.200 flavor is yours to enjoy every cup you pour, and 242 00:13:57.279 --> 00:14:00.399 the price is the lowest in months. So tomorrow, get 243 00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:03.799 your money's worth and more. Bring home a familiar blue 244 00:14:03.840 --> 00:14:08.200 tint of Maxwell House, and start enjoying coffee that's always. 245 00:14:07.960 --> 00:14:09.919 Good to the last drop. 246 00:14:19.159 --> 00:14:22.159 The dog is a creature whose principal feature is love, 247 00:14:22.360 --> 00:14:25.080 and there's nothing can daunt him. He'll stay by your 248 00:14:25.159 --> 00:14:28.120 side as though he were tired, especially if. 249 00:14:27.960 --> 00:14:28.679 You don't want it. 250 00:14:29.480 --> 00:14:31.960 A few days have gone by, and in Springfield we 251 00:14:32.080 --> 00:14:36.440 find a most unhappy individual between roses which cannot be 252 00:14:36.519 --> 00:14:39.360 found and a dog which refuses to get lost. 253 00:14:39.679 --> 00:14:43.000 Jim Anderson's lot is a miserable one. Indeed, like this, 254 00:14:45.039 --> 00:14:45.840 God give him. 255 00:14:46.799 --> 00:14:47.559 Isn't he cute? 256 00:14:47.720 --> 00:14:48.080 Daddy? 257 00:14:48.440 --> 00:14:49.399 He wants to pray? 258 00:14:49.600 --> 00:14:54.639 Well, tell him to play with something else, Daddy, All right. 259 00:14:54.720 --> 00:14:57.279 I like him, but you don't see me fighting his shoes. 260 00:14:58.240 --> 00:14:59.960 Oh, he just wants to be friend. 261 00:15:01.120 --> 00:15:05.399 No good fenders. Why don't they make the bolts big enough? 262 00:15:06.039 --> 00:15:07.720 They don't want you to fix your car. That's what 263 00:15:08.480 --> 00:15:12.519 expect you to buy a new in every five minutes, Daddy, 264 00:15:12.759 --> 00:15:16.480 what is it, Kathy? George is hungry, George is hungry. 265 00:15:16.639 --> 00:15:22.559 George is sleepy? George, George, George, Kathy, Yes, Daddy, how 266 00:15:22.600 --> 00:15:24.519 many times have you found that dog? 267 00:15:25.279 --> 00:15:25.720 Six? 268 00:15:25.960 --> 00:15:27.960 And how many times have we sent him home? 269 00:15:28.519 --> 00:15:28.919 Six? 270 00:15:29.519 --> 00:15:32.519 Most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Any dog gets stupid 271 00:15:32.600 --> 00:15:34.679 enough to get trapped in back of a fence six 272 00:15:34.799 --> 00:15:37.679 times in a row. Oh yeah, come on over here, 273 00:15:37.679 --> 00:15:42.000 I've got good news for you. Okay, Hey see George 274 00:15:42.039 --> 00:15:46.120 is back again. Idiotic animal comes clear over here from 275 00:15:46.240 --> 00:15:48.080 Orchard Avenue and then gets stuck in back of the 276 00:15:48.120 --> 00:15:51.559 Willoughbys fence. Smart dog, he is. 277 00:15:51.600 --> 00:15:54.159 Smart, Daddy. He knows that's where I meet him. 278 00:15:54.720 --> 00:15:56.759 Well, why don't you leave him there? Let somebody else 279 00:15:56.799 --> 00:15:57.879 find him for a change. 280 00:15:58.759 --> 00:16:03.200 For Daddy's moved away. There wouldn't be anybody to feed him. 281 00:16:03.679 --> 00:16:06.639 He can always eat rose bushes. Oh that's what I 282 00:16:06.639 --> 00:16:12.000 wanted to tell you, Ed, there they are you mean those? Yeah, 283 00:16:12.039 --> 00:16:14.000 two Bengals, and I had to go clear to plain 284 00:16:14.120 --> 00:16:15.320 Field to get them. 285 00:16:15.720 --> 00:16:19.120 Jim, I don't like to be difficult, but those aren't benals. 286 00:16:19.399 --> 00:16:26.919 They most certainly are. Look at the tags, well mark bengals. 287 00:16:26.960 --> 00:16:27.360 All right? 288 00:16:28.000 --> 00:16:31.320 Oh well, you see, Jim, there are two kinds of bengals, 289 00:16:31.480 --> 00:16:35.879 Highbiscus rosa sentensus and rose of Japanicus. Now mine were 290 00:16:35.960 --> 00:16:38.879 Hibiscus senensus, and they're a much hardier variety. 291 00:16:39.399 --> 00:16:46.600 And a rose is a rose. And you said benals. 292 00:16:46.840 --> 00:16:50.679 I don't like, argued Jim, But I said Hibiscus senensus. 293 00:16:50.799 --> 00:16:54.039 You see, the Japanicus is very susceptible to mildew in thrips. 294 00:16:55.000 --> 00:16:55.440 That's bad. 295 00:16:55.559 --> 00:17:00.200 Huh oh, yes, especially around here. The Japanicus doesn't do 296 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:02.679 well in Springfield at all. It needs a much milder climate. 297 00:17:02.919 --> 00:17:12.000 I see you. You wouldn't consider moving nothing. I'll keep 298 00:17:12.039 --> 00:17:15.079 looking at after all, once a few more days, I 299 00:17:15.079 --> 00:17:17.599 wouldn't be able to do anything but work anyway. 300 00:17:18.359 --> 00:17:21.079 Mister Anderson, Hello there, we're back here near the garage. 301 00:17:21.319 --> 00:17:23.440 Mister Anderson, I don't know what to say. Mister Reed 302 00:17:23.559 --> 00:17:24.640 is most apologetic. 303 00:17:24.799 --> 00:17:26.799 Yes, I'm sure he must be. Well, I'll be getting 304 00:17:26.839 --> 00:17:29.119 back to my gardening. I've got another bit of geraniums 305 00:17:29.119 --> 00:17:31.400 to set out. I'm sorry they weren't the right ones. 306 00:17:31.599 --> 00:17:31.680 Ed. 307 00:17:31.880 --> 00:17:35.720 Well, that's all right, Jim. It's no particular hurry, I guess, 308 00:17:37.640 --> 00:17:38.359 mister Anderson. 309 00:17:38.400 --> 00:17:40.240 I want to assure you that we've done everything in 310 00:17:40.279 --> 00:17:41.880 our power to keep Gargantua at home. 311 00:17:42.000 --> 00:17:42.680 I'm sure you have. 312 00:17:42.880 --> 00:17:45.440 I've gone over the fence with a fine tooth comb. 313 00:17:45.440 --> 00:17:47.839 We fix everything, and still he gets out. 314 00:17:48.440 --> 00:17:49.839 Maybe the fence isn't high enough. 315 00:17:50.000 --> 00:17:52.200 Well, it's quite high, but we're gonna make it higher. 316 00:17:52.680 --> 00:17:55.119 And now, if I may have the dog, yes, Kathy, 317 00:17:56.160 --> 00:17:57.279 one of the dickens that che go? 318 00:17:58.160 --> 00:18:07.000 Kathy? Where's George? George? We call him George, Kathy. Maybe 319 00:18:07.000 --> 00:18:08.599 if you call him George he'd stay home. 320 00:18:09.000 --> 00:18:12.720 Well, it might be a little confusing, but we'll try, Kathy. 321 00:18:12.759 --> 00:18:15.160 Why is it what happened to George? 322 00:18:15.480 --> 00:18:18.960 I don't know, Daddy. Isn't he with you? 323 00:18:19.000 --> 00:18:24.799 No, isn't with me? Where'd he go? I do know, Kathy? 324 00:18:25.319 --> 00:18:28.039 Why is it that every time mister Reid chauffeur George, 325 00:18:28.079 --> 00:18:35.279 thank you? Every time George shows up? George, George? Yes, 326 00:18:35.319 --> 00:18:40.559 sir George. Oh well, why why is it every time 327 00:18:40.640 --> 00:18:43.880 George shows up, the dog disappears? 328 00:18:44.519 --> 00:18:45.079 I don't know. 329 00:18:45.799 --> 00:18:46.640 What do you know? 330 00:18:47.200 --> 00:18:47.680 I don't know. 331 00:18:49.240 --> 00:18:55.599 I'm sorry, George, but George arganshovok George? And is George 332 00:18:55.599 --> 00:18:56.079 over there? 333 00:18:56.160 --> 00:18:57.119 He certainly is. 334 00:18:57.160 --> 00:18:59.519 And I'm very slowly reaching a point where I don't 335 00:18:59.519 --> 00:19:00.079 think it's a. 336 00:19:00.000 --> 00:19:03.319 It's all funny. And he didn't tear up another rose boy? No, well, 337 00:19:03.519 --> 00:19:05.839 thank goodness, this time he got the geraniums. 338 00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:10.200 George dug out the geranium No, but I made a 339 00:19:10.319 --> 00:19:12.240 bed and he's lying in it. 340 00:19:24.559 --> 00:19:29.680 Thirty five dollars for two miserable little rose bushes. It's criminal, that's. 341 00:19:29.440 --> 00:19:31.920 What it is. Jim. Let's just be thankful that we 342 00:19:31.920 --> 00:19:33.000 were able to find them. 343 00:19:33.240 --> 00:19:37.319 Hibiscus senses, Margaret. If I ever see that dog against 344 00:19:37.319 --> 00:19:42.880 I help meet Jim. What's the matter he's back? Oh no, he. 345 00:19:42.759 --> 00:19:45.480 Can't be well, stop the car, Jim. We've got to 346 00:19:45.519 --> 00:19:46.200 get him. 347 00:19:46.240 --> 00:19:49.839 Why why can't we just pretend that we've never met George, 348 00:19:50.240 --> 00:19:51.559 We've never even heard of him. 349 00:19:52.000 --> 00:19:53.319 We owe it to mister Reed. 350 00:19:53.759 --> 00:19:56.519 Mister Reed, he's the one who walked to pay for 351 00:19:56.559 --> 00:19:58.799 the roses. George is his dog. 352 00:19:58.720 --> 00:20:00.799 Jim, that's not being there charitable. 353 00:20:00.920 --> 00:20:02.720 Well, I don't feel very charitable. 354 00:20:03.720 --> 00:20:06.440 Where is he back of the Willoughby's fence. 355 00:20:06.759 --> 00:20:10.640 Again, Margaret, that's the stupidest animal I've ever seen in 356 00:20:10.640 --> 00:20:13.559 my life. This is the eighth time he's been stuck 357 00:20:13.599 --> 00:20:16.240 in the Willoughby's yard. Any dog with half a brain nose, 358 00:20:16.279 --> 00:20:20.440 you can jump both ways over a fence. Come here, 359 00:20:20.480 --> 00:20:21.720 you're silly mongrel. 360 00:20:26.480 --> 00:20:28.720 Jim, isn't that sweet? He knows this. 361 00:20:30.440 --> 00:20:33.799 Well? Why shouldn't he know it for almost a week? 362 00:20:35.759 --> 00:20:37.960 Come on, George, that's a good boy. 363 00:20:38.759 --> 00:20:41.079 Take his collar, Jim, I like to ring his neck. 364 00:20:42.319 --> 00:20:46.160 Come on, George, Jim, I don't think you're being very 365 00:20:46.240 --> 00:20:46.839 nice to him. 366 00:20:46.839 --> 00:20:49.880 Well, I don't think he's being very nice to us. George. 367 00:20:49.880 --> 00:20:52.559 Will you please make up your mind you want to 368 00:20:52.559 --> 00:20:54.200 come home with us or you're going to stay here? 369 00:20:54.680 --> 00:21:02.680 Yea, George, I'm so happy see you. Oh my wonderful George. 370 00:21:03.079 --> 00:21:07.240 Kathy, drag that animal over to our house. Oh you 371 00:21:07.319 --> 00:21:10.359 don't have to drag him, Daddy, Well, get him over there, 372 00:21:10.480 --> 00:21:12.119 and this time hang on to him. 373 00:21:12.400 --> 00:21:15.440 Okay, Daddy, come on to ground. 374 00:21:19.720 --> 00:21:25.680 Man's best friend, intelligent and loyal, a half witted caterpillar 375 00:21:25.799 --> 00:21:28.319 is more intelligence than that, George. 376 00:21:29.000 --> 00:21:30.039 Jim, how about the car. 377 00:21:30.200 --> 00:21:32.599 I'll come back forward later. Right now, I'm going to 378 00:21:32.680 --> 00:21:34.240 call that Reid guy and give him a piece of 379 00:21:34.279 --> 00:21:36.240 my mind. That's what I'm going to do. If he 380 00:21:36.279 --> 00:21:38.039 can't learn to take better care of the dog, he 381 00:21:38.079 --> 00:21:39.480 doesn't have any business owning. 382 00:21:39.279 --> 00:21:42.200 One, Jim, I'm sure mister Reid is doing everything he can. 383 00:21:42.400 --> 00:21:46.319 Well, it isn't enough. Owning a dog is a responsibility 384 00:21:46.720 --> 00:21:49.799 for the dog and the neighborhood and everybody else. Let 385 00:21:49.799 --> 00:21:51.519 a dog run wild that way, first thing you know, 386 00:21:51.519 --> 00:21:54.599 you'll be hit by a car. He's liable to be killed. 387 00:21:55.319 --> 00:21:57.039 I thought you didn't like George. 388 00:21:57.160 --> 00:22:00.880 I don't. I mean, well, he's all right, I guess, 389 00:22:00.960 --> 00:22:03.480 but they have no business letting him run around the 390 00:22:03.480 --> 00:22:04.000 way they do. 391 00:22:04.640 --> 00:22:07.759 Jim, please don't be too abrupt. Mister Reid is just 392 00:22:07.799 --> 00:22:09.440 as concerned about George as we are. 393 00:22:09.559 --> 00:22:13.640 Well why shouldn't he be. It's his dog. Hello, this 394 00:22:13.759 --> 00:22:18.559 is Jim Anderson. Yes he's here again, and look George. 395 00:22:18.559 --> 00:22:24.119 I think it's high time. Well okay, he's coming right over, 396 00:22:24.599 --> 00:22:25.599 Jim when he gets here. 397 00:22:25.640 --> 00:22:29.920 Please remember that George isn't responsible for George. After all, 398 00:22:29.960 --> 00:22:30.559 he's merely the. 399 00:22:30.640 --> 00:22:33.119 Chauffeur which one George. 400 00:22:34.559 --> 00:22:36.279 He told me this morning that mister Reid was going 401 00:22:36.319 --> 00:22:38.720