Speaker 1: Uh. She shares with us that she's afraid to give
her heart away because that's what her what her mother
did with her dad. And you're not gonna believe this,
but her dad took off tail as old as time. Yeah,
we know your dad took off because you're working on
this boat.
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Speaker 1: We'll not that lunatic that said that since we combine
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Speaker 2: No person's an idiot. No, not that person. But we've
had some really nice stuff, so we'll read them at
the end of the episode, Pat, let's get into thoughts
and not.
Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna say other things if you didn't
catch it. We interviewed Brianna from this season and I
know this is gonna break a lot of hearts.
Speaker 2: Her and Harry are no longer together, which she told
on the episode.
Speaker 1: I think that's out there, but a great interview and
she answered all the questions you might have for her
about this season. Check it out.
Speaker 2: I can't stop eating these things.
Speaker 1: Someone said, those aren't mint, those are something else. Those
are for colds.
Speaker 2: I know, it's like really bad. I keep eating these things,
and like I looked it up last night, it's like
really bad.
Speaker 1: Does it quell your nicotine urges a million percent?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's probably what you're saying them. Yeah, well, let
us know. Get in the comments. If you've had fish
Shremann's friend before, they're mental cough suppressant oral anesthetics.
Speaker 1: You try to get me to take them.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't be eating a bunch of these a day,
like that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Right, Look, I shouldn't be drinking six white Claws either,
But what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: You don't drink six ye claws?
Speaker 1: No, maybe occasionally every day?
Speaker 2: All right, let's get into it, thoughts. Pots, I thought
it was poopy. I'm gonna give it no pots.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, so there's sometimes there's every season there's definitely
two people that are going at it with each other.
This season is no different than that. It's clearly Lara
and Zarena. Lara and uh, somehow Alicia has gotten boled
into this goddamn crew mess. Is a real point of contention, yea,
which just ludacy. One thing that I gleaned from this
episode is just how thin skinned Captain hot pants Jason is.
The very fact that it wasn't suffice to just confront
Laura about that promotion that wasn't passed by him, but
the very fact that he had to bring it up
at the tipmy real thin skin there, Captain Jason.
Speaker 2: H Yeah, yeah, no, this is like you know, we've
referenced it before, but the biblical story of King Solomon
mediating the two women kind of clawing after a baby.
You know what, women do you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: But in this case, we're talking about a man.
Speaker 2: We're talking about a crew mess. We're talking about a
fucking crew mess. Okay, this gets brought up. I mean,
you know, we have chirons for steps, we have chiron's
for times and days that don't matter.
Speaker 1: They let go of that chiron.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was like, uh, you know, they called
a meeting at Bravo production. They were like, guys, it's
not testing. Well, I'm sorry to say, and then they
hit the space bar and tap start playing like similarly
to what we do when you talk about somebody who
do's dead. And they were like, yeah, it's not people
aren't responding to it. Well, we really haven't seen any
tweets about it. So we're gonna have to retire the
step chiron. But we should have a chiron for how
many times this fucking crew mess has gotten broadened up?
Because I mean, what are we at now, nine and
two episodes ten?
Speaker 1: Maybe, Yeah, it's a real power struggle because it's not
about the crew mess at all. No, no, no, it's
about who is in fact in power.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think that's why Laura gets so upset
at the end of this episode because despite her best
efforts to dominate this boat above all even Captain Jason,
she's receiving some serious pushback and she's having a bit
of anxiety over that. I think the next job, we
gotta come back down to Earth.
Speaker 1: I think so. The other interesting part of this episode
was the fact, and I don't think we've ever seen
it on any season in the past, is two females
are simultaneously getting the ick. I don't know if it
was that storm that washed in. Uh, both bri an
Alicia are kind of dealing with feelings that the guys
that they've chosen to be with, yeah, are in fact
annoying and disgusting. Well, they're underwhelming.
Speaker 2: There are a lot of Jews, there's a lot of
juju in the sacials, you know, So maybe that could
be it, or or maybe, uh, they could just be
completely fucking turned off by these two because Harry and
Nate do have a common thread and that they are
I don't know, you know, they are to women kind
of what the uh? Yeah, you know that product that
that guy was Howking on the telephone TV combo thing
kind of for a while where it was that that
rag and he got into a lot of trouble for
prostitution and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: He was selling a rag wax cars.
Speaker 2: It was like it kind of like sopped up everything.
You know what I'm talking about. You know that big
is it ron he did.
Speaker 1: He was famous for the food dehydrator.
Speaker 2: Uh No, I don't think it was the food.
Speaker 1: You know, Wobyby was good.
Speaker 2: It might have been floby. This is the same man
that that did the slap chop slap chop. Yeah, familiar. Yeah,
here we go. You want to make a suca? Look
at this. You made a salsa. And then he went
on to get a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1: He did remind me where this was.
Speaker 2: So Nate and Harry are kind of like that by
two vaginas.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the golden doodle energy. It's the kind of
friendship energy. You know, you kind of you can have that,
but you've also got to have a little bite, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Well, for Harry's sake, I'm not speaking of Nate and
Elisa's relationship, but the Great Tom likes whatever. Shut. You
need to treat her like mud. She's walking all over you,
dear right, Okay, treat them like bud. They stick. They
treat them like dirt. They stick like mud.
Speaker 2: And to Tom like as she would say, she's not
really walking all over for me. We're just friendly with
one another. And he goes, ah, that's where your loss.
You don't see it as a loss. Uh.
Speaker 1: The very fact that they've only known each other this
short time and they are discussing traveling around the world
with each other. I may have reservations too, but if
you listen to our interview, you'll see if they actually
did no reservations.
Speaker 2: Remember that story I told you about Anthony bourday in
the other day.
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 2: Do you remember? Remind me?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: All right, So we pick up with things at the
board walk. Everybody's really ripping it up except for one.
Speaker 1: Poopy pants, Arena poopy pants. It's a real bummer to watch.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, big time.
Speaker 1: She's not she's not feeling her best. But Dill, there
was a good moment in this part of the show
because we got to see sea rats in their own
environment and we got to learn how they in.
Speaker 2: Fact, Mate okay.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we just see him hooking up in the jacuzzi
and you're like, where did we go? How did we
get here? And we actually see the breakdown. This was
Nate and Alicia I'm referring to. First, they cozy up
to one another. The next thing they do is how
woulds he sound like?
Speaker 2: Oh he's a prittish girl. Oh yes, okay.
Speaker 1: First they cozy up to one another. Next they bond
over something completely insignificant, like the color orange.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: Then the male sea rat usually states he won't hurt you, right,
which is a lie it is eventually, and then they smooch,
and then Alicia announces, fuck.
Speaker 2: It, I'm going with it. It's just less of a.
Speaker 1: Slogan and more of a way of life, or a.
Speaker 2: Sea rat, a credo of the sea rat.
Speaker 1: In my next life, I want to be a sea rat.
I think you're a panned I.
Speaker 2: Think I don't think the gods would ever put you
in a panda's body. There's just not enough to do.
If you were a panda, you'd be a sad panda.
Speaker 1: You think, so. Oh yeah, sitting on a tree all
day eating I don't know the tree. Yeah, sounds like
a good life to me.
Speaker 2: I know, but I think there's just too much R
and R. I mean, you've you've said horrific things about
the panda before because you have a loathing of their
lack of work ethic, you know. So anyways, but I
think you want to be a sea rat now and
and listen, there's there's nothing wrong with that. Would should
we be open to it? It's a three month vacation.
Speaker 1: I'll have to ask.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Captain Jason's doing some kind of silly exercise
I've never seen, and Alicia and Nate do hook up.
They have golden doodle energy with each other. And this
is a this is a little bit of a Christopher
guest couple. You'd see them kind of in the hallways
of the local talent show auditions, being candidly interviewed. It's
not gonna work out. Serena is quite a shit bag though.
She's really going through it. She says, I'm gonna eat
pizza in my bed and cry. I mean, she's down.
Speaker 1: That's what happens when you're not going home happy after
a night at the bar. You just stuff your fucking
pie hole filled with carbs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a real good catch all. Yeah,
any yucky feelings, you know what I mean? It will
later kind of amplify said feelings, but in the moment
it's great. Now we get back to the boat and
Alicia mentions that she is torn between Johnny and Nate.
Any thoughts on that, Patrick, No, no, you don't have
any thoughts on that?
Speaker 1: Can I do a bunch of meanwhile?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, sure, a right.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Zarena and Laura still aren't talking. Nate tells the
guys he and a Lee he's a really cut it
up on the dance floor. Nick and Marina kiss on
the deck, and Harry and Bree agree to travel around
the world with each other, but pre won't do hospice hostiles,
which I'm assuming she wouldn't do Van life either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hostels, are there hostiles in America? Like I'm sure, Yeah,
they're Hollywood, right, Hollywood and hostiles just just like a motel,
but bad.
Speaker 1: It's not a hotel. It's a room like this with
bunk beds in it. You just rent the bug bed
and you have a locker, and they can be as
cheap as like ten bucks a day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then like if it goes real bad, like
you fall through some kind of trapdoor and then you're
in like Robert Rodriguez movie or something.
Speaker 1: Well, next thing, you know, you got some crazy Ukrainian
trying to cut your head off with a chainsaw.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I won't go to him. I mean
that movie scared the heck out of me. A couple
of her. I mean, holy cow. So Nick is a
pretty big nerd, and we get a little cea red
history with Marina, well kind.
Speaker 1: Of del kind of this is Marina. She shares with
us that she's afraid to give her heart away because
that's what her what her mother did with her dad.
And you're not gonna believe this, but her dad took
off tail as old as time. Yeah, we know your
dad took off because you're working on this boat.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, let's say you're in polite society. Right,
she's somebody with some kind of ghastly wound on their face.
Maybe she doesn't have a leg, doesn't have a leg, right,
we always get weird about that. Yeah, yeah, And what
do you mean by I always get weird about that? Ah? Yeah, yeah,
that is weird. That's fucking weird. How was the night
that was fine. I met a guy. There was a
guy at the party screamed when he saw me. Made
me feel, if I'm being honest, pretty horrible about myself.
But yeah, if you're talking to somebody who doesn't have
a leg, there's no point and the person that doesn't
have a leg to go. You know, I don't know
a like we we know right, you're on the boat.
You're on the boat. We know why you're here. God
damn man, it's heartbreaking. So we wake the next day.
Nate and Alicia are chatting about having a little wine
I think, and we get to did we pass over smoochies?
So we then must get to our first with the
Nate dog. It is time for the.
Speaker 1: Reference Sheep Meetings slash.
Speaker 2: H R Department Charter eight one day charter. Matt Rosenberg
coincidentally the same name as the new Pope.
Speaker 1: Really Rosenberg?
Speaker 2: Nice? Yeah, Villanova grad Matt Rosenberg from Chicago is the
new Pope.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's exciting stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it is. Did you did you pay
attention to the conclave?
Speaker 1: I don't watch the news.
Speaker 2: Okay, so they're gonna go Scuba and Serena and Laura
are still not speaking to one another, and Laura is
a little pissed off still about all of the fakeness.
Now we do get a chat between the two of them.
Laura mentions that Serena had lied about what time she
showed up, and overall this does not go well. And
when you're dealing with two well, hmmm.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. When you really want to settle something
with someone, Yeah, to eat a little crow, you're not
gonna get what you want. A good settlement or an agreement.
Speaker 2: Of two dissatisfied customers.
Speaker 1: Is you're probably gonna leave going. You know what, We
mended fences, but I didn't get what I want, and
you got to be prepared to walk away that way. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I don't think Serena is quite as bad as
Laura in that I think Laura is emotionally manipulative. I
think Serena is. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think she is either.
Speaker 2: I think that she is unconsciously. I think she's very
mean to Laura at times. And I think it was
very childish too for both of them to do this.
But what about my apology thing? The difference between Laura
and Serena is that Serena doesn't go to the quite
the same lengths that Laura does. Laura said, over and
over again, had this reprieve that that Serena is not
focusing on work issues, she's taking per personal attacks. It
just completely not true. I mean, she made up that
thing about you not showing up on time, but when
Serena mentions that she's trying to take her sous chef
away from her, Laura conflates that into a thing that
Laura doesn't believe, right, and she just says, you're doing
you're attacking me on personal grounds. No she's not. She's
talking about you interfering with her work environment.
Speaker 1: Also, let's talk about what Laura's real issue here, which
is not really the issue. It's about power.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh, that crew mass the second time that they tell
you to fuck off, let it go.
Speaker 2: Let it go, let it go. It's a bizarre it is.
It's a she wants to be the head person in
charge and Serena's not letting it happen, and it is
causing a nuclear winter aboard this boat for no reason.
So it doesn't go well. She gets up and says,
we're only going to speak to one another about work
moving forward.
Speaker 1: That doesn't work either, although it may because there's only
one charter left after this. Maybe all right now till
this is something that most people might gloss over. But
this is where we see Captain Jason in his quarters
and he's turned into an aquarium decor creator.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think he thinks that disco helmet is one of
his things. Yeah, and what he doesn't know, but he
should know because he's scuba dives and he understands the
things that can kill the fish life are things that
aren't supposed to be in the water, like stickers. It's
just a matter of time before those stickers that he
put on that little fake helmet start to break down
eventually poison the water and kill all the fish in
that tank.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean, or you know, let's say one
of them kind of rips off, fish swallows it oblong angle,
bad angle, starts to do serious internal damage to the
little fishies. It's a bad move. It's a bad move.
Speaker 1: I one time had a client say, hey, I want
to put this. It's Christmas time. I got some throwing
a party. I want to throw this uh Sanna thing
in the tank. I said, well, you got to. You
just buy those things at aquarium stores. They're made of
You just can't put anything in there. He said, well
I want to do it anyway. Well, it was painted
with some kind of acrylic paint. It took about four
hours before it completely dyed. The tank red and all
the fish were dead. Called me and said, hey, all
the fish are dead, and I said, I know, you idiot.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, Wow, what a horrifying story. The red tank,
the dead fish, it being a Christmas occasion on Christmas.
The whole thing is so dark. That's like an A
twenty four film. The story that you just told. People
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I want to say this, and I don't think you've
pointed this out yet, but this is the real selling point.
They can fit in very small rooms.
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Speaker 2: Come on, man, do it all right? A lot of
meanwhiles we're in It did great? The fish have a
helmet now, Yes, Alexia and Nate have a date and
a little kissy while the other sea rats watch on.
They head back down in the gang says we got
you and nick Nate makes a vital error and event
evidently he calls the kisses smoochies. Oh yes, Can I
ask you something? Yeah, what is the problem with smoochies?
Speaker 1: There are certain words that trigger people that mean they're
old and gross. I can give you one of those words.
I worked with a songwriter who kept putting the word
lover in the lyrics and it creeped me out to
the point where I had to ask him at some point,
can we exchange the word lover for girl? He said no,
but me out, I got the ick, and that's what's
happening here.
Speaker 2: Smoot cheese is not one of those words for you though, right.
Speaker 1: No, it's kind of jokey.
Speaker 2: I mean, I love smoo cheese. Well, Alicia doesn't.
Speaker 1: No, she could sand a wooden canoe with a vagina,
that's how dry it is.
Speaker 2: Yikes, that's pretty dry.
Speaker 1: You bet, now, dell you gloss over here. Nate gives
a little sea rat history, but more mystery than history.
He met a girl on a plane. I think she
was from Texas. She moved to Australia and he lived
through the chaos. Call me crazy, but I think this
story is intentionally vague.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what do we think probably happened there? Probably
she's in multiple bags in the Pacific Ocean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she ran off the kangaroo. Oh, okay, I don't
know something like that.
Speaker 2: Or hey, that's a that's a tough situation. Okay, you bet.
Speaker 1: Crazier things have happened.
Speaker 2: Crazier things, you know.
Speaker 1: Why don't we have kangaroos and zoos here?
Speaker 2: I don't know how you go to zoos? As often
as you do.
Speaker 1: Well, it helps it. One is ten minutes from here.
Speaker 2: The kids, it's for that sort.
Speaker 1: Does it not bum you out though they're pretty well
taken care of?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. They're moving elephants out. They're moving
them back to like Africa or something. There was a big,
big thing with that. They're voting on that this week.
I think two of them are leaving because they don't
think there's enough space. I mean, they're only living on
an acre.
Speaker 2: That's not a lot of space for an elephant.
Speaker 1: I think they're pissed off because they always hide in
an area where no one can see them. I've gone
to the zoo forty two times this year. I've seen
them twice. Yeah, they're like where's w though.
Speaker 2: Gigantic, they're gigantic, you know. The the elephants are very
very you know, they're tricksters. You know they know what's
going on.
Speaker 1: Yes, they do.
Speaker 2: They're staging a protest next day. Next day, we're gonna
stick with the same setup, but have an award to
give out. In the interior. Marina will be receiving the
much sought after second stew epaulets. Okay, it's quite an honor.
Does this unseat Big Red?
Speaker 1: No it doesn't.
Speaker 2: She's first stew.
Speaker 1: I think so, yes, it does not unseat her. Yeah,
she can have one too, Okay, yeah, but that's.
Speaker 2: In the comments that I just want to I don't
know if we're right on that.
Speaker 1: I think she was wearing the epaulets. I looked for it.
Speaker 2: I thought just said had one.
Speaker 1: Though, Oh hmm, Marinas or Breeze had one. Breeze, Huh,
I'll have to go back and look.
Speaker 2: I thought I had two.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, Brie.
Speaker 2: Let us know, let us all right, all right, Well,
this is.
Speaker 1: When Marina gives an Oscar speech for the award, and
she says, I'd like to thank the Academy.
Speaker 2: I'd like to thank my mom, Harvey.
Speaker 1: I'd like to thank Harvey. I'd like to thank my dad. Oops,
I meant I think he moved to Florida, and so.
Speaker 2: I meant Harvey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was thinking when she wouldn't think her dad.
I was like, no, you can still thank him, because
that's why you're here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, he taw you a lot of lessons.
You know, how to guard your heart, how to have
an unhealthy distrust of every man, you meet to throw
away any and all aspirations you had on land for
a life at sea. You know these are invaluable things.
Thanks Ted, Thanks, thank you, Harvey. So the charter guests arrived.
Matt is a personal injury attorney. I don't want to judge,
but this is a profession with a lot of slime
in it. Absolutely lah to slime in it. About how
do people uh kind of uh, how do people slime
ball out in personal injury attorney or.
Speaker 1: A law Oh well, you just drive in this city
because there's billboards every street. Hey, yeah, did you fall
down while you were drunk at the grocery store. I
can get you paid, right because it's their fault and
your own.
Speaker 2: Money, right right, right. So really it is like you
walk into if you're in Los Angeles, take a half
an hour drive literally anywhere. Okay, you'll have five different
legal offices you can go to. They'll be in the skies.
Go to a Whole Foods, pick up a can of
diet coke or what's whatever Stevia bullshit, they have hit
yourself in the head with it and fall on the ground. Okay,
you will get I think one billion dollars.
Speaker 1: I need to be compensated for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's just how aren't people busy with stuff?
What are you doing? Like? I mean, my goodness, we've
talked about it before. I get the hot coffee thing
at McDonald's, but I mean.
Speaker 1: Well that the coffee melted that poor woman's legs to
the seat.
Speaker 2: Right right right. And we also talked to that guy
at Starbucks just got all that money because his nuts
turned into I don't know, some kind of like underwater
sand that Nickelodeon advertised. I mean, it's really grizzly stuff.
So they're having a fun time. They are all giggles.
We've got some fruit and charcouterie and caviare and we're
really doing a little bit of a vacation here.
Speaker 1: I think now wed Dot, which goes off without a hedgeedell, yeah,
And that's when I think Harry gets over himself a
little bit. He goes up to Captain Hotpants and he says, hey,
I'm ready to bring the ship in. Yeah, And that's
when a hot captain says, that's going to take a
little longer because it's dangerous. You could smash the boat
into a dock.
Speaker 2: At forty dots yeah, Harry, let me tell you something.
If you're not careful, you can leave the thrusters on
and you can barrel into a marina, turn people eating
fucking chowder red bulls into complet like fucking sand they
advertise to colodiate, you know, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, families couldn't even.
Speaker 2: God, no, you identify the Yeah, you want to talk
about open or closed? Uh, let's go closed. Okay, And
Harry's like, okay.
Speaker 1: There's like one finger in the casket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all we found. So we drop anchor. Can
I say real quick? Anchors are wild? Anchors are really
kind of crazy to me. I mean they're they're so
dense and big enough that they can really like that
boat doesn't go anywhere. I mean that is cool.
Speaker 1: It can if the winds are strong enough, it can
actually pull the boat out.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, dragon anchor and stuff like that. All right,
So Laura and Alisha are back on this fucking crew
mess thing. Actually, no, Laura is back on this fucking
crew mess thing. She goes up to Jason about this.
Oh yes, this is how I mean, this is a
big stick in her crawl. And I don't even know
what that expression is. Is that a.
Speaker 1: Stick in my kraw? What stick in my craw?
Speaker 2: Stick in my craw? What's a craw? No clue? Is
it a butt?
Speaker 1: You're asking the wrong guy.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you go ahead, I'm gonna look it up.
Speaker 1: Okay, well so yes, Uh the crew mass gate swells
up again, and that's when Laura asks Alicia to clean
the tables after lunch. Alicia agrees, but doesn't like the
cheese being pulled into a quote unquote vulva swinging contest.
Speaker 2: What wait, wait, wait sorry?
Speaker 1: Oh, a lot of near misses with the vulvus because
they don't have a lot of reach.
Speaker 2: All right, I want to go back to this. But
the craw is uh, it's like a beak. Oh no, no, no,
it's the stomach of a person or animal. Wow, late
Middle English.
Speaker 1: Get stuck in your body?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of those out there.
Speaker 2: Related to the Middle Dutch kranya or middle low German
kraka Germans. Gotta I gotta soften that language up a
little bit. Anyways, what were you saying about Volva's Oh.
Speaker 1: She said it's a volva swinging contest.
Speaker 2: Who said that?
Speaker 1: I think Alicia did No, what does she say?
Speaker 2: I don't think she said that.
Speaker 1: She might have said, dick swinging.
Speaker 2: That makes more sense. You can't really swing a volva no.
Speaker 1: Like I said, it doesn't extend out enough to hit
a lot of misses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of misses. And you know, I mean
that kind of genital genitalia is you know what, Let's
not okay, let's not all right? I love Alicia. She says,
when you're quiet, do you think about things? Because it's
amazing When I'm quiet, I don't think about anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Serena's like, yeah, well, you're not the only one speaking
to me right now. There's fifteen people in this galley.
One guy doesn't have a head. Yeah, so we get
a little bit of conflict brewing. Alisia is allowed to
go swimming instead of cleaning the crew mess. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now this is where I say, Dylan, she's Zorina can
be emotionally manipulative as well.
Speaker 2: We scuba and then we get ready to swim.
Speaker 1: Now, one note about this scuba diving thing. Captain Jason
goes out of his way to say that these waters
are in fact gorgeous because they're protected, except for the
fact that multiple large yachts are hovering above them and
then selling tickets for people to go down and visit
and touch them.
Speaker 2: No, it's pristine, pristine wildlife. Ah. Yes, that's really really
amazing stuff. Now, Adare's weird. You know that a dare
is weird, right, She says, My sister had a hamster
named meat Love for a hamster's friend named meet Love
for something. And then we swim and Laura sees Alicia
hamster wheeling and not cleaning the crew mess. Now, well
we really ramp this fucking crew miss thing up. Laura
heads down and starts the fight for the second time today.
If I was Serena, I would completely fucking embargo this,
and I would say, do not do literally anything that
Laura tells you to do. M just tell her to
fuck off.
Speaker 1: If you do that, then she can go up and
really get you with Captain Jason.
Speaker 2: No she can't. Captain Jason brings me up. I go.
She's trying to tell her to do interior stuff constantly.
I told her to not do it and that she
belongs to the kitchen, and then that would be the
end of it. Sara would win.
Speaker 1: Did the correct thing, which is fucking fine. I'll do it,
to which Laura responds, no, don't bother then why bring
it up.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's the right course of action. You
cannot seed any ground to Laura, she must be destroyed.
Speaker 1: Okay, what happens next, Let's see the guest's return. They
do water toys, storm arrives, and then Marina simultaneously is
starting to get a little bummed at Nick because he
didn't acknowledge that note.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't acknowledge that note.
Speaker 1: And then we hit dinner and there's some puka shell judgment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you ever do a puka?
Speaker 1: Nope?
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: Never did limbo either, or what is that called limbo?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Limbo? Oh my god if I did. If I
tried to do a limbo, I think I would go
to the emergency room.
Speaker 1: Don't you think maybe I've never done it. I used
to watch when I was a little kid. They used
to have it. It seemed like it was a trope
and eighties television mostly on another boat on TV, the
Love Boat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very problematic show. What was problematic about it? Well,
they had a do they have a little person on there?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no no. On Love Boat they had a doctor
who was good buddies with one of the mates, like
the main cast members. Yeah, and as the hot girls
would show up on the boat, they'd both be joking
about drugging them and having sex with them.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's creaty. What was the show where there was
the little person? He was from France and he went
the plane the plane?
Speaker 1: Oh, Fantasy Island. That was after the Love Boat on
Saturday Night. Great programming And what was his name again?
Tattoo Boss day play they play? Yeah, real sad ending
to his life he shot himself and yeah, yeah at
one point he don't a horse ranch up in a
thousand Oaks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because suicide is always sad. But location, location, location, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, How know you live there?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 1: I mean if you have a roommate, if you.
Speaker 2: Have a palatial you know, form in Montana or something,
and it's a beautiful time of year and they find you,
you know, there's a certain amount of peace that comes
with that. Van Eyes is a lot of stucco, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Just maybe the audience doesn't understand what Dyll's thrown down.
If you kill yourself on a ranch that you own
in thousand Oaks, we might suspect your life was so
complicated you were bothered by your own thoughts and success.
If you blow your head off and Van Eyes, we
think it's because you ran out of money.
Speaker 2: Well, well, let's put it this way. If you blow
your head off, it's a beautiful ranch and Montana. I'm
gonna go back to Montana. You know the the you
know the what do they call him? The first responders.
They'll get there, they'll go, oh my god. If you
blow your head off and Van Eyes, first responders get
there and they go pull. Obviously, it's completely different, completely
all right. So we pack the back up. After a
lot of really fun and boring stuff, Marina and Nick
are on the fritz again, like we mentioned, and we
get ready for Tropical Night. Now. Marina heads into the
galley and tells Serena or Serena tells her good job
second stew that's what she tells her. She says good
job seconds Doe and Jason overhears it, and he says
that this is something that you would want to run
up the flagpole in any work environment.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think that's because she knew you'd say yes,
Captain Hotpants, Captain Lee running into Kathalon would be more
likely than you saying no to this.
Speaker 2: So why Bob and Captain Lee?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: I mean the Cathalons are very difficult, but god, damn it,
I try. Well you didn't. Damn it, you didn't make
it past the swimming part doesn't matter. Who were you
to judge somebody off of wind that? You know? It's
like Lee? I mean, God, so leak and potato soup
with a local twist of saffron is the first dish.
It had a lovely construction to it. The oil danced
atop the starchy broth, and I thought it was a
real smash hit to start the evening? Is right? Next
course is a red snapper over a bed of coconut
rice with a plantain and local curry carrot puree. You know,
if if we're gonna do these flavors, let's really do
these flavors, you know. I I hope the puree was
concentrated because we did not get a lot of it.
It was just a shmear. And if we're going to
do plantains, let's really do plantains, right. I mean, they
were little cubits of almost nothing on the side of
the plate. The star of the show is the Red Snapper.
That's fine, but let's not have so much rice, right,
I mean this looked like I was at Hanna Grill
at the Sherman Oaks Gallery. It was absolutely disgusting. Kidding,
I'm kidding. No, it was good. It was good. It
was nice. I'm gonna say, seventy pots.
Speaker 1: Seventy pots.
Speaker 2: All right, So we move on to the limbo. You like,
do you really think you could get through under a
low limbo? Okay? Oh, okay, because I can see it.
I try to get low, I fall back. I put
my wrist back. There's damage to the wrist. It's a
whole thing. And also I'm thirty four years old. I
mean that's pathetic.
Speaker 1: We also have the Internet, now, yeah, we have better
things to do with our time, and.
Speaker 2: The limbo is a very, very kind of remediate form
of entertainment.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. When I was a little kid,
my Grammy would tell me when I was bored to
go play.
Speaker 2: With rocks, and I would yeah, me too. I didn't
have a computer. Let me tell you something, though, Rocks
are fun as fucking shit. They are when you're little,
all right, So Nick and Marina she was pissed about
the note, but your suspects type twist he had with
him the entire time. He's a nerd. I'm confused about
what these two are. I think it's nothing, but Nick
hit me up.
Speaker 1: Where are you and Marina at? There's definitely not gonna
be a reunion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, we'll talk to Bravo, but we got
to talk to some more seat rats about this season.
This season was crazy. So next day, Laura, can you
yell at please? Next day can you yell next say
thank you? Laura is still rip shit pissed. But we've
got fruit salmon crapes with bananas and chocolate and a
little benny. We're in the breakfast table. Do you go
crapes first? Sweet guy? Them?
Speaker 1: You gotta not necessarily, it's just you got to go
for the thing that's the least common thing that you
would order out of breakfast place. A lot of breakfast
establishments have crapes.
Speaker 2: Do you do a smoke salmon at breakfast?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: You know, I can't stand seafood.
Speaker 2: Would you eat sushi though.
Speaker 1: On occasion to make my wife happy? But I don't
like I don't like fish.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So we got one more charter before
Harry and Big Red go gallivanting around the world. And
Laura asks the chat if they had or asked the
question if they had the chat about being exclusive. Laura,
what kind of fucking question is that? Of course not,
you cannot go bFGF based on one charter season, that
would be certain doom.
Speaker 1: Well, they're already planning traveling the world together. One would
say that that's an even more commitment.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure Big Red is starting to have second thoughts.
I mean, spoiler alert. We do know that they traveled
to Philadelphia together.
Speaker 1: Like a draft.
Speaker 2: He's a very tall guy and the people of Philadelphia
are very small to the ground, and they're angry and
they're wide and they throw batteries at Santa Claus. Okay,
all right, so we get to the docking here. He's
got the docking down pretty down, pat and good job,
great ropes, great job the guests apart, they had a
great time. They were great guests and boobies. Yeah. So
Laura is still very upset, and she's about to be
a lot more upset because she is awarded.
Speaker 1: The disco helmet.
Speaker 2: The disco helmet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think Jason knew that this was going
to be the reaction that he was going to get.
But she's not happy.
Speaker 2: Here's where I'll give you the the meanness from Serena.
She says, Oh, congrats, I think you're gonna look great
in that rubber face in it my god. But Laura
heads back to the bunk and she is inconsolable. She's
so upset. And I think that it's because she has
tried so hard not only to make this boat run well,
which she has succeeded in, but to also bring Zorina
aka Weird Barbie to heal and she's received a lot
of pushback and now it looks like Jason is seeing
what's going on and she's kind of having a bit
of a psychic spiral. Now it's sad. I don't think
it makes for that great of TV. But listen, so far,
the season's been magnificent. Get in the comments, let us
know what what do you want them to? Let us know? O?
Speaker 1: Was us discussing that whole little person blowing his brains
out and Van eyes? Was that too sad?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Let us know. Did we go too far?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Let us know and leave it in as a review.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah leave it as a review.
I wanted to shout this one out because you know
this this, this is a really really sweet one. This
is a five star reviewed from Coco Tate twenty three.
Already hooked five stars. Listen to Patrick on K Casey's
show and was instantly entertained and as a big Below
Deck fan, I came right over to the podcast and
within one show I'm following and just join their Patreon.
Thank that is so sweet. The summer how Summerhouse recaps
are so so good, love the chemistry between Dylan, Pat
and Ruby. Thank you so much, Coco Tate twenty three.
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