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<v Speaker 1>Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the The Dual Show. We

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<v Speaker 1>are consumable mindsets. As I promised.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, I promised that Producer Hunter would return

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<v Speaker 2>from he was gonna make.

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<v Speaker 1>Cage where you go Myrtle Beach? Myrtle Beach? Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was very pleasant.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well you won that trip because he told him

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<v Speaker 2>three jokes. He didn't laugh, so he won the trip

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<v Speaker 2>to Myrtle Beach.

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<v Speaker 1>That is true. We sent downgraded the prize from.

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<v Speaker 3>That.

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<v Speaker 2>If the more people will we get to complete, that

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<v Speaker 2>will give him eyeball person give the.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty twenty five dollars to give it everything.

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<v Speaker 2>What a fracturing great because we are at Fractury Great

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<v Speaker 2>Studios today, Ladies and gentlemen, we have Olivia take on

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<v Speaker 2>the challenge.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do, sure works. What do you do here

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<v Speaker 1>in pressure great? I'm just a bartender baristas. I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>gone the coffees and start fining here pretty much making

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<v Speaker 1>the stuff out here.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what, In fact, Producer Hunter and I

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<v Speaker 2>we just talked, but I just wrote a rap song. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's gonna be an be as good as

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<v Speaker 2>Booty Popham bake after will work as creative magic, and.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see here we go, here we go. Three jokes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know what to do, Hunter Wrights. You just

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<v Speaker 1>thinks a simp and then I'm gonna do This is

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<v Speaker 1>joke number one. You're ready, I'm ready? Go ahead? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, did you hear about the honors people, because

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Of honors people out here in the Wilmington Pulaski surrounding area,

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<v Speaker 4>and they are really working on their birth control because

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<v Speaker 4>they want to stuff the spread.

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<v Speaker 1>Of ames's the spread up games. So no, okay, swallow

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<v Speaker 1>and then you can hear me go choke something something.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's more I don't want to get the floors.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, all right, you're ready. All right, now, I

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<v Speaker 3>know Hunter were on vacation. He droves vacation, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't force me to go.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a massive accident which picks vapor warehouse truck.

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<v Speaker 5>Fortunately there wasn't any congestion grade hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow my good, I do what the heck? Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, I don't know. All right, all right, here's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the last show. Okay, that's the last I appreciate

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm gonta the other can crash. He at nine

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<v Speaker 1>studios consumerable unstates.

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<v Speaker 5>So this seventy year old woman, you know, she's feeling

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<v Speaker 5>kind of lowly and she's stinking her.

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<v Speaker 1>Mind, and she goes, you know what you need to

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<v Speaker 1>get married. I have to get.

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<v Speaker 5>Married in seventy I might have fun. So her friends say,

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<v Speaker 5>look what you need to put in there, and she

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<v Speaker 5>goes old school. She puts it back and paper looking

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<v Speaker 5>for her husband.

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<v Speaker 1>Must not beat me, must not walk over me. You

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<v Speaker 1>must be good and bad. Okay, So she puts the addy.

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<v Speaker 1>About two to three months go by her. She's afraidy

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<v Speaker 1>to pack it in. She goes, you know what, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not getting any any hits on this. So next thing,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the door go She goes.

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<v Speaker 2>She opens up the door and there's a guy that

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<v Speaker 2>no arms and no les in a wheelchair.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, yeah, can I help you? He goes, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm your new husband. She just no, no way. She goes, look,

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<v Speaker 1>you have no arms, no legs. Because she had no arms,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't beat.

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<v Speaker 4>You, nolegs, I can't walk over you.

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<v Speaker 1>Shecaus, she have but he said you must be good

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<v Speaker 1>in bed. He said, I rang the door belt didn't

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<v Speaker 1>I way, Well that's it you you survived.

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<v Speaker 5>You.

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<v Speaker 1>That wasn't so bad, Hunter, come on, help me over

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<v Speaker 1>here alright. Anyway, thank you that was the best stroke,

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<v Speaker 1>the last one. Yeah, probably the last one.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So anyway, thank you for you know, I appreciate

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<v Speaker 2>it crashing rape out here into Wilmington.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you have a winery, a brewery. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe next week she said she'd like the truck.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Alex alex ax somebody, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you appreciate it. Well Hunter read jokes. What what

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<v Speaker 1>did I thought she was gonna with the first one.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. There's there's some good stuff in there,

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<v Speaker 1>you think so, I think so. I don't seem too confident. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>things are doing. Thank you for joining us.

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<v Speaker 2>And again April second, we'll see because producer Hunter is

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be busy. Uh no, Thata Bob supposed to fly

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<v Speaker 2>in from Vegas to be on the show.

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<v Speaker 6>We'll see how that happens. Just take a look at

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<v Speaker 6>the end. You'll have all the promos for you. Don't

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<v Speaker 6>forget to share, like comments, subscribe. Thank you very much,

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<v Speaker 6>Love you guys, Take care

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<v Speaker 3>Me