Speaker 1: Callaroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your
Speaker 1: daily comedy news. Cat William was on the seven pm
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn podcast and started talking a little basketball. Cat said,
Speaker 1: in basketball, I'm five to five, so there's a whole
Speaker 1: realm of basketball I can't experience. I don't have any
Speaker 1: of the above rim experience. On the other hand, I'm
Speaker 1: not Angel Reese. I'm ninety nine percent of in my
Speaker 1: layups because I can't afford to miss a layup. My
Speaker 1: layup is my dunk. Host Cormelo Anthony cracked a smile
Speaker 1: but knew it was a joke and would not affect
Speaker 1: his family's relationship with the star of the Chicago Sky
Speaker 1: Angel Reese. Stick to sports, okay. Tom Sigora says FSU's
Speaker 1: title winning touchdown was better than fatherhood. Sigora was on
Speaker 1: the Glory Days DAZ podcast hosted by former quarterback Johnny Manziel.
Speaker 1: Remember that guy, Sigora said, this is one of those
Speaker 1: things that's gonna get me in trouble in a few years.
Speaker 1: Bert Krascher, who's an alum, was like, do you want
Speaker 1: to go to the National Championship Game? And I go, yeah.
Speaker 1: We ended up sitting in different sections. He's like, my
Speaker 1: ticket's over here, yours is over there. So I'm just
Speaker 1: sitting next to some guy. When Kelvin Benjamin caught that pass,
Speaker 1: I grabbed the guy's shirt and I started going, Ah,
Speaker 1: it's one of those things where you go, that's what
Speaker 1: you can't get at home. In a previous interview, Sigore
Speaker 1: had told ESPN, I went to the game and the
Speaker 1: emotions just to go over. I couldn't control myself. Winston
Speaker 1: drives down the field and throws a touchdown. I punched
Speaker 1: three guys in the face. Punching people in the face
Speaker 1: is not funny, Johnny Mack, what are you laughing at?
Speaker 1: Stick to sports, okay. Roywood Junior talked to GQ about
Speaker 1: the Cubs and some of his favorite Cubs memories. He said,
Speaker 1: there was Toughy Roads three homers on opening Day that
Speaker 1: always stands out. Remember that. I remember that. He's like
Speaker 1: the Barry Bonds of Japan. He's the man. He doesn't
Speaker 1: pay for anything in Japan. Over here, he's main cabin,
Speaker 1: middle seat. No one cares. But if I get just
Speaker 1: watch one baseball home run over and over and over again,
Speaker 1: it would be the Joe Carter World Series home run.
Speaker 1: GQ asked about the steroids era, how do we handle that?
Speaker 1: Royce said, I don't know how you can completely discredit it.
Speaker 1: It's interesting to see both of those guys post career.
Speaker 1: The guys in question are Barry Bonds and a Rod.
Speaker 1: I think what Barry started to figure out that A
Speaker 1: Rod figured out sooner is how much your attitude plays
Speaker 1: a role, not necessarily being likable, but just being accessible.
Speaker 1: If I a vote, I would vote for Barry Bonds
Speaker 1: and a Rod Hall of Fame. I absolutely would. Okay,
Speaker 1: well you cheated, you got caught doing something you weren't supposed
Speaker 1: to do. Fine, but how do we wipe everything off
Speaker 1: the books? That's the part I think is very difficult
Speaker 1: to get into the Hall of Fame. It's not just
Speaker 1: solely statistics. There's intangibles of likability, just being real. You
Speaker 1: can't tell me that Barry Bonds and his relationship with
Speaker 1: the baseball writers over the course of his career will
Speaker 1: not play a role. The Hall of Fame is like
Speaker 1: the award shows, where they have a special category basically
Speaker 1: for the ones we got wrong at the time. I
Speaker 1: think Barry maybe ends up on that met him briefly.
Speaker 1: By briefly, I mean twenty seconds in Birmingham last year
Speaker 1: at the Willie Mays game they did with the whole
Speaker 1: Negro League's tribute. The fact that Barry was even paraphrasing
Speaker 1: talking with Derek Jeter and Big Poppy, Huge Barry made
Speaker 1: himself accessible and spoke with people, and I thought it
Speaker 1: was really cool. I felt like Barry was feeling the love.
Speaker 1: You can tell he's still excited about the game. He
Speaker 1: still loves this game. He gave it his heart and soul,
Speaker 1: and he give us a hell of a show for
Speaker 1: a long time. I think if you put on a show,
Speaker 1: there's got to be a space for you somewhere in Cooperstown. Now,
Speaker 1: if we want to call it the special Wing over here,
Speaker 1: whatever you got in trouble for steroids a couple of times,
Speaker 1: put that on the plaque. Stick to Sports. Johnny Mack okay,
Speaker 1: Li's a trigger, says her goal every summer is to
Speaker 1: find a body of water. But I'm not a snob.
Speaker 1: I'll public pool, i'll hotel, I'll pay for day pass,
Speaker 1: I'll hang with a friend, I'll bring something, I'll pay
Speaker 1: for something. But that's always my goal. That's not sports,
Speaker 1: Johnny Mack, let me finish the story, Lisa said. Also,
Speaker 1: I haven't gone to a baseball game this summer. That's
Speaker 1: a goal as well. See, I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: It's not my first daily comedy news gave Iglesias is
Speaker 1: getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Gabe said,
Speaker 1: I spent my life entertaining on the road, not in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: I guess someone was watching. This was never a goal
Speaker 1: or something I thought was possible. The Hollywood Walk of
Speaker 1: Fame was established in nineteen sixty and has awarded more
Speaker 1: than twenty eight hundred stars over the last sixty five years.
Speaker 1: Leanne Morgan is excited about her sitcom. She says it's
Speaker 1: a throwback to the nineteen nineties style comedy things like
Speaker 1: Roseanne Barr Seinfeld, Tim Allen, Drew Carey Martin, Lawrence Ray Romano.
Speaker 1: Morgan says that was my goal being my age, coming
Speaker 1: up and stand up and loving television. That was my
Speaker 1: dream Netflix Comedy had. Tracy Pecosta says, on the stand
Speaker 1: up side, we work with best in class comedians from
Speaker 1: all over that reach very different audiences, pointing out they've
Speaker 1: had success with Shane Gillis's Tires and want of Sykes
Speaker 1: of the Upshaws, and the upcoming Bert Krascher sitcom Free
Speaker 1: Bert Tracy says, and as we all know from back
Speaker 1: in the day when these type of shows were more
Speaker 1: popular and resonated, when you find somebody that is a
Speaker 1: very specific, authentic voice and makes sense to lean in
Speaker 1: and leanne is absolutely one of those talents. Weird Al
Speaker 1: play the Gordon last weekend. I love weird Al, but
Speaker 1: like MSG is just too big for me to go.
Speaker 1: Weird Al is closing in on Billy Joel's record of
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty shows at Madison Square Garden. Al
Speaker 1: told the crowd just one hundred and forty nine more
Speaker 1: and I'll be all t side up with Billy Joel.
Speaker 1: Al got a little emotional, got serious, told the crowd,
Speaker 1: Oftentimes the really big moments in your life come and
Speaker 1: go so quickly you can't really enjoy them when you're
Speaker 1: in them. That is very, very true, Sir Consequence says.
Speaker 1: The Bigger and Weirder Tour feels like a victory lap.
Speaker 1: The first third featured only one parody, the opener Taki,
Speaker 1: along with style parodies. So yeah, to break down weird al.
Speaker 1: There's these straight up parodies, you know, eat it, beat it.
Speaker 1: There are the style parodies. My favorite is dogg Eat Dog,
Speaker 1: which is in the style of talking heads. And then
Speaker 1: there are the weird al originals, which are also great.
Speaker 1: So let's say the first third featured one parody, Tacky
Speaker 1: the opener, and then style parodies the Crosby Stills, Nash
Speaker 1: and Young style mission statement that's good, and they might
Speaker 1: be giants styled everything you know is wrong? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: pocas paulk is a fourth category of weirdowse sorry that
Speaker 1: he did a PoCA. Then Al dressed up as Kurt
Speaker 1: Cobaine for smells like Nirvana. The band put on yellow
Speaker 1: hazmat suits and red dome hats for deer to be stupid.
Speaker 1: A medley included party the cia O to a superhero,
Speaker 1: eat it and like a surgeon, word crimes and more.
Speaker 1: Consequence talks about Al playing fat and writes something you
Speaker 1: could never write in twenty twenty five. Why not? Can
Speaker 1: we not make fun of anything? Here are the lyrics.
Speaker 1: Who's offended? Your butt is wide, well mine is too.
Speaker 1: Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you. The
Speaker 1: word is out better treat me right, because I'm the
Speaker 1: king of cellulite. Are you offended yet? Ham On, ham On,
Speaker 1: ham On whole wheat? All right? My zipper's bust, my
Speaker 1: buckles break. I'm too much man for you to take
Speaker 1: the pavement cracks when I fall down. I've got more
Speaker 1: chins than Chinatown. Is that the lyric we're going to
Speaker 1: get offended by? Well, I've never used a phone booth
Speaker 1: and I've never seen my toes. When I'm going to
Speaker 1: the movies to take up seven rows because I'm fat,
Speaker 1: Don't you call me pudgy, portle or stout. Just tell
Speaker 1: me once again who's fat? When I walk out to
Speaker 1: get my mail, it measures on the Richter scale down
Speaker 1: at the beach. I'm a lucky man. I'm the only
Speaker 1: one who gets a ten. If I have one more
Speaker 1: pie ala mode, I'm gonna need my own zip code.
Speaker 1: When you're only having seconds, I'm having twenty thirds. Personally,
Speaker 1: that's my favorite weird al line of any weird oul line.
Speaker 1: When I go to get my shoes, shine, I got
Speaker 1: to take their word because I'm fat, really really fat.
Speaker 1: A lot of lyrics to this, and my shadow weighs
Speaker 1: forty two pounds. Let me tell you once again, who's fat?
Speaker 1: If you see me coming your way, bet it, give
Speaker 1: me plenty of space. If I tell you that I'm hungry,
Speaker 1: then won't you feed my face? Because I'm fat? When
Speaker 1: I sit around the house, I really sit around the house,
Speaker 1: you know, all by myself from a crowd. I'm me
Speaker 1: tell you once again, I'm fat, and the whole world
Speaker 1: knows I'm fat, and I'm proud. Just tell me once again,
Speaker 1: who's fat? Who's getting offended? There are people of Chinese
Speaker 1: ancestry getting offended at the Chinatown line. Is that why
Speaker 1: we couldn't write that? In twenty twenty five, Consequence writes
Speaker 1: with the lack of anything from UHF felt odd. There
Speaker 1: was the extra cover of Paul Simons you can call
Speaker 1: me Al, continuing Al's recent tradition of sticking un ironic
Speaker 1: covers in the middle of his sets. Things closed out
Speaker 1: with eBay, White and Nerdy and Almash Paradise, the encore
Speaker 1: of We All Have Cell Phones sounds like it was
Speaker 1: a great show at the Montreal Comedy Festival Today. Three
Speaker 1: French language shows at three o'clock Wow, five o'clock Sunday night.
Speaker 1: Improv also at five, Roast Battle Canada, the Nightly Culture
Speaker 1: Show at seven, JFL Live Sessions at seven. Usually those
Speaker 1: are album tapings. There's a lot of stuff for Sunday.
Speaker 1: Roast Battle Canada again at eight o'clock, Derek Sageen at
Speaker 1: eight thirty. Life of leisures the name of that show,
Speaker 1: The Nightly Nasty Show at nine thirty, Roast Battle Canada
Speaker 1: again at ten thirty, and Midnight Surprise at midnights. All right,
Speaker 1: if we were there, I guess we do improv at five,
Speaker 1: Derek Sagein at eight thirty, and we go to the
Speaker 1: late Roast Battle and then you can do the midnight
Speaker 1: show by yourself. Three shows is enough for me tonight
Speaker 1: and I will be looking for bid. Cameron Diaz is
Speaker 1: back into comedy. She's a starring role in the upcoming
Speaker 1: action comedy Bad Day. Cameron Diaz will star as a
Speaker 1: single mom fighting to keep one little promise to her
Speaker 1: daughter on the absolute worst day of her life. And
Speaker 1: since it's a Sunday, I like doing quirky stuff. The
Speaker 1: LA Daily News looked at the six best things they
Speaker 1: ate at the Belly Laughs Comedy and Food Festival last weekend.
Speaker 1: During that fest, which featured over twenty restaurants showcasing some
Speaker 1: of the best Asian cuisine around La. This has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with comedy other than it was the comedy
Speaker 1: and Food festival. This is just food. The comedians included
Speaker 1: Hassan Minhaj command On, Johnny and Marcaret show. The La
Speaker 1: Daily News liked Debriana Kabab House's Chicken Tika Masala with
Speaker 1: rice and samosa. They tell us that chicken was marinated
Speaker 1: in a bright, creamy tomato sauce that was sweet but
Speaker 1: a spicy kick. Each bite paired perfectly with the rice.
Speaker 1: People apparently were buzzing about the Kanamwan Tai Gelato and
Speaker 1: Dessert Cafes Mango Sticky Rice Sunday. The Sticky Rice Sunday
Speaker 1: is sold out within two hours on the first day.
Speaker 1: The La Daily News says the hype was well earned.
Speaker 1: They take a traditional mango sticky rice dessert with coconut
Speaker 1: sticky rice white rice with dork ripe mangoes and elevates it.
Speaker 1: They also liked the Bopo Mofo Cafes beef Noodle sandwich,
Speaker 1: which combines elements of beef noodle soup and a French dip.
Speaker 1: It consists of a homemade Chinese breezed beef shank stacked
Speaker 1: on a toasted with melted havardi and crispy green onions.
Speaker 1: The La Daily News says, let me tell you it
Speaker 1: was love at first dip. Also getting a good review
Speaker 1: of the Hermanos empanadas, the Halapano cheese and panada. One
Speaker 1: bite in and my eyes turned to cartoon hearts. The
Speaker 1: cheese was perfectly melted in the holopano added just the
Speaker 1: right amount of kick. Julian modern cay popcorn chicken had
Speaker 1: a crispy texture on the outside and didn't lose its
Speaker 1: flavor in the deep fry once it into the outer coat.
Speaker 1: The chicken inside was juicy, reveal of even more flavor
Speaker 1: and chef to a Vietnamese tierram a sou. The bass
Speaker 1: layer was made of bisc off cookies combined with a
Speaker 1: pasteurized egg batter, condensed milk, lady fingers, soaked and slip
Speaker 1: Vietnamese coffee, and dusted with cocoa powder. A decadent dessert heaven.
Speaker 1: That festival sounds really awesome. And that is your comedy
Speaker 1: and food news on a Sunday. See you tomorrow.