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<v Speaker 1>It's the funk that to the day. Here we go,

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<v Speaker 1>we make you look smart in front of your bodies.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the fun that to the day. All right, there's

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<v Speaker 1>some fun facts for you today. I was just talking

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<v Speaker 1>to Alex about rent. The President of the United States

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<v Speaker 1>of America gets free rent at the White House. You

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<v Speaker 1>can use the house for free. They don't charge anything,

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<v Speaker 1>but you are responsible for basically everything else groceries, housekeeping, parties, vacations.

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<v Speaker 1>And they felt the need to mention this all of

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<v Speaker 1>your toilet tries. Your response, you have to pay for

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<v Speaker 1>that yourself. Did you know that? Hell I did not.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess It's not like a hotel, not on the

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<v Speaker 1>lease like you gotta pay for all those housekeepers. It's expensed.

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<v Speaker 1>Wonder if they have insurance. I like to have to

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<v Speaker 1>get renters insurance. You can renting. It's free rent and

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<v Speaker 1>just keeping, just free rent. See I wouldn't even clean

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<v Speaker 1>it free with the job. But if you like the groceries,

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<v Speaker 1>the housekeeping alone, that's gonna be the entire salary of

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<v Speaker 1>the president, all of those housekeepers and the land I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>what about the landscaping. You're gonna pay for that? What

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<v Speaker 1>is the president pay. Does it still pay around three

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<v Speaker 1>hundred grand years? Is it four? Now? That's what it

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<v Speaker 1>costs up keep the White House. I promise you that's

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<v Speaker 1>what all those housekeepers make, if that includes the landscaping

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<v Speaker 1>crew and stuff. I would have never taken a dime

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<v Speaker 1>if I was president. I would have just worked for

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<v Speaker 1>the keep. That's why. That's why did Mundo write you in?

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<v Speaker 1>Would never say what other people voted for. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>That's not who I am. But it could have happened.

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<v Speaker 1>John Steinbeck was late turning in his manuscript for of

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<v Speaker 1>Mice and Men. Why kids have been using this for years,

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<v Speaker 1>but it really happened to him. Uh, his dog ate

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<v Speaker 1>an early draft of that. Who finally ancient Romans man.

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<v Speaker 1>They love their orgies when you're walking around Rome and

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<v Speaker 1>they talk about like what was going on with all

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<v Speaker 1>of those Yeah, it was insane. There was an orgy planner.

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<v Speaker 1>There were orgy planners back then. It was an actual job.

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<v Speaker 1>If they did a great job on the planning, they

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<v Speaker 1>said they got invited to participate. Oh that's you can't

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<v Speaker 1>do a lot of planning. Imagine having to plan that

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<v Speaker 1>death planning orgies. Back to the day, we make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart in front of your bodies. It's the fun,

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<v Speaker 1>back to the day.