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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you did side with Nia and Danny and throw

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<v Speaker 1>Brittany under the bus as a ranch eating drunk when

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<v Speaker 1>you're supposed to be her best friend. So's you can

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<v Speaker 1>to make a correction there?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, go ahead, there was no ranch. Manuel said we

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<v Speaker 2>don't have ranch.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, I could have sworn that Manuel had ranch.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, who did not have ranch?

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<v Speaker 3>Hyla and welcome by TV. I'm Dylan. That is pat

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<v Speaker 3>great to be here. Is what's up with you? Boo?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you having a good day.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm having a wonderful day.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hot, it's iguana weather, so I'm sure you're happy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he's a pick and ship in summer.

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<v Speaker 3>He's so, he's so joyous.

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<v Speaker 1>Today we are joined, though not by Papia dog Girl,

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<v Speaker 1>but by a fellow podcaster, and dare I say friend?

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<v Speaker 3>Dare I say, comrade.

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<v Speaker 1>Laurie Alterman of the Fan of Franatic podcast. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the show. Thank you for doing this, and we're sorry

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<v Speaker 1>in advance.

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<v Speaker 2>Well my apologies back at you. Yeah, I feel horrible

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<v Speaker 2>for what's about to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for Yeah, we kind of try to prime

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<v Speaker 1>the audience for what's about timefold, but they've been listening

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time, so they know. Now you are

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<v Speaker 1>in the reality swamp with us.

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<v Speaker 3>How did you come to The Valley and what do

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<v Speaker 3>you think of the third season of The Valley.

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<v Speaker 2>I come to this season a virgin, gentlemen. Although we've

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<v Speaker 2>watched every single Vander Pump Roles reunion and such, I

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<v Speaker 2>only started watching The Valley this season, So my vantage

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<v Speaker 2>point it's unique.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's like, huh, that's like starting Star Wars at

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<v Speaker 1>the Han Solo movie.

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<v Speaker 3>No ouch, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>You just compare The Valley to Star Wars.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, I'm not the big I think Star

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<v Speaker 1>Wars really jumped the shark. I think The Valley has

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<v Speaker 1>more integrity than that fucking franchise. But but yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, it's a crazy comparison. What what I'm what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm driving at is that this is probably the worst

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<v Speaker 1>season we've had so far.

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<v Speaker 3>Correct, am? I correct?

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<v Speaker 4>Last season was pretty bad too.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but we we still had Jackson a cocaine downfall,

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<v Speaker 1>which was entertainment for us at the very least. Brittany

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<v Speaker 1>got thrown into some bushes.

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<v Speaker 3>But what can you do?

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<v Speaker 4>This show technically should be on the chopping block as

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<v Speaker 4>far as Bravos goes, oh should be oh yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We had multiple cast members say, well, Jesse Tonight said

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<v Speaker 1>that group is boring. I'm gonna come over here there.

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<v Speaker 1>There are entire groups and pods of this cast that

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<v Speaker 1>are just too boring to even film with. But Laurie,

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<v Speaker 1>we start off every episode by giving a rating of

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<v Speaker 1>the episode out of one hundred bumps. Now that those

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<v Speaker 1>could be baby bumps, where they could be bumps, bumps

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<v Speaker 1>of cocaine?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that in memory of Jack's Yes, it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It is in memory of Jack's Taylor, who we wanted

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<v Speaker 3>to honor.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he's passed exactly. So, how many bumps would you

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<v Speaker 1>give this episode?

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<v Speaker 3>Laurie?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I'm gonna say that it was bumpless because anytime

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<v Speaker 2>crazy creepy cult leader Danny Yeah and his I guess

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<v Speaker 2>disciple brainwashed wife are on the screen, it's unwatchable. Although

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<v Speaker 2>I can't stop watching it right.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, right, it's quite a paradox.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it's a real mind.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what. So you're giving it zero bumps, absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>no bumps whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, let me let me let me give a

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<v Speaker 2>few little bumps. Okay, what got me bumpy? And bumped up.

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<v Speaker 2>Anytime I see Schwartzy, I love him, I know him,

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<v Speaker 2>he is he is. It's nostalgic for me. It is

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<v Speaker 2>a familiar place. So when he comes on the screen,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm feeling and probably it sounds like you were hanging

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<v Speaker 2>with and I hoped to be hanging with soon. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>feeling Jesse and Ladycy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna give some bumps for that. So let's

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<v Speaker 2>say those two get two bumps. Seat and what's his face,

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<v Speaker 2>Tommy Schwartz. He gets fifteen.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so we're looking at a nineteen right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Who doesn't get a bump?

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<v Speaker 3>Nineteen is not a very good time.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to get off on the wrong foot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we have to address I cackled like a hyena

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<v Speaker 1>when you said that you love Schwartz, because well, Pat,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't you take it away?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I understand Lorid the sentiment that there's a comfortability,

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<v Speaker 4>and with Schwartz being that, it's like a warm old friend,

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<v Speaker 4>there's a familiarity with something that you remember.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like a hot pocket.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to compare him to the film Goonies. As

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<v Speaker 4>a child, when your brain's not developed, and you were

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<v Speaker 4>nine when you saw it. You love that movie, but

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<v Speaker 4>as an adult you realize what a giant piece of

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<v Speaker 4>dog shit it is. And that's what Schwartz is to me.

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<v Speaker 4>He's an adult child in a moron and he has

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<v Speaker 4>a complete dad bod. He has man tiss.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's all gonna have to enter the chat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, please come.

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<v Speaker 2>He is a gooty. Second of all, I love a

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<v Speaker 2>dad body. Looking at your physiques, yeah, those will do.

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<v Speaker 2>Third of all, he brings nothing to the show except

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<v Speaker 2>for a hot pocket, which I have. Motherfucker, just put

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<v Speaker 2>one in the microwave.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I hear you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's nostalgic, it's nuclear hot, and it has no

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<v Speaker 1>nutritional value.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but Danny, how.

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<v Speaker 3>Many bumps do you give?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? So now a little plug for Laurie. She's gonna

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<v Speaker 4>give her second appearance on Juicy Scoop. I'm very jealous

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<v Speaker 4>this week, but I'm gonna quote another popular guest on

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<v Speaker 4>Juice Scoop because I'm big fan, Heather. You should have

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<v Speaker 4>us on Zach Peters. He said, completely agree with us.

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<v Speaker 4>Agree with him. He said, the reason why the valley

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<v Speaker 4>sucks is there's no one to root for.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a little bit like the US team in

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<v Speaker 1>the in the World Cup. There's no there's no Startlet

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Christian Pooliticic is not going to cut it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>I was just gonna say thank you to the word

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<v Speaker 4>time of my mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So Orange County we have Gen and of course we have.

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<v Speaker 2>You see what happened to Gen today?

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<v Speaker 4>Happened to Gen today?

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<v Speaker 3>What happened to Gen today?

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<v Speaker 2>First one of her sons, I don't know it, like

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Al right, Prchie, that was Archie. He's dead too, he's dead.

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<v Speaker 1>With Jack's go ahead?

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<v Speaker 4>What happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait? Archie wasn't Archie Shannon's dog who also recently passed.

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<v Speaker 3>He's gone. Yes, the dog is gone, but.

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<v Speaker 4>We rooted for him. Yeah, okay, but what are you

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<v Speaker 4>gonna say about jensa son? O?

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<v Speaker 2>Jen has a son who apparently just started a fire

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<v Speaker 2>near you guys. Oh yeah, it isn't good. And she

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<v Speaker 2>jumped on pr and said, you know, we feel awful's

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<v Speaker 2>parents were dealing with this, so this just in't Oh she.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't saying I would have just scrambled those words we

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<v Speaker 4>are awful parents.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, Well, okay, but but hang on a second,

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<v Speaker 1>and now this is interesting.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>A housed pyromaniac is a rare breed. Usually you don't

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<v Speaker 1>see them in Los Angeles now where we are. They're

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<v Speaker 1>usually zombie fires or bum fires as we call them.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, people cooking I don't know, stuff top popcorn

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<v Speaker 1>over an open sterno fire that'll light a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>pallet wood on fire.

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<v Speaker 4>You're being too kind. It's normally a crack pipe.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, okay, so anyways, Jen Sun his house.

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<v Speaker 4>Which one the one that was speeding, Well, isn't there.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a marine? And isn't there there's a plus or others,

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<v Speaker 2>some adopted kids if you want to, I don't wait too.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like kids guys. I don't like animals. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like old people. I don't like So this just

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<v Speaker 2>happened with one of her kids. And you're right. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it would have been much better if she came on

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<v Speaker 2>to guy I must suck.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, so she does have a marine who faints that's jaws. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she has a really sexy by the way, a litter.

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<v Speaker 3>Of mistakes, A litter of sexy mistakes.

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<v Speaker 2>He fainted getting a tattoo yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Not gonna not gonna go Well, when the U shaped

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<v Speaker 1>ambush springs up, you give it how many bumps?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna give it not a lot of bumps, because

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<v Speaker 4>this episode was absolutely terrible. Really yeah, although the other

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<v Speaker 4>the one thing I was going to say, I get

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<v Speaker 4>it that Nia is a brainwashed cult member for Danny

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<v Speaker 4>the Drunk. However, I must say say what you will

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<v Speaker 4>about how awful these people are. I would love if

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<v Speaker 4>my wife would stand in front of me to blow

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<v Speaker 4>that was so hot.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, we talk about it all the time, how

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<v Speaker 1>we have normal wives who aren't brainwashed, who do love us,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're just they're just totally normal. So if we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing something grotesque in public, which we don't do because

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<v Speaker 1>we're adults and we're behaved, they'll actually join the tomato

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<v Speaker 1>throwing because we're you know, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a similar thing to where I was watching

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<v Speaker 1>Obsession and I was like, I wish that my wife

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<v Speaker 1>would bang somebody's head against the block fifteen times on

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<v Speaker 1>my behalf.

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<v Speaker 3>That's actually really cool.

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<v Speaker 4>It's time it's hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And I will say I understand it to Laala's

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<v Speaker 4>in the program and she's been sober, but I would

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<v Speaker 4>ask what exactly what was she doing to go over

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<v Speaker 4>there for round three?

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<v Speaker 3>To go for.

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<v Speaker 1>Dan's trying to make the fucking show watchable?

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<v Speaker 4>Gotcha zero bumps?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, not a lot of cocaine flowing around tonight. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna spill mine on the table and give this episode

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<v Speaker 1>ninety two bumps. I don't know why I thought this

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<v Speaker 1>episode was a lot of this. I wish, I just

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<v Speaker 1>I miss it so much, but it's got fentanyl in it,

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<v Speaker 1>and we can't do it because we're Dad's.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think that.

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<v Speaker 1>La La going after Danny Nia, going full David Miscavitch

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<v Speaker 1>handler interventionary kind of behavior was amazing. We've got Luke ascending.

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<v Speaker 1>Luke does this weird thing. He's like a gloomstalker Luke

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<v Speaker 1>where he will resurface into my hate phil hateful crosshairs

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<v Speaker 1>every once in a while, and then he'll slink back

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<v Speaker 3>I fucking hate this.

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<v Speaker 4>I know it was hurtful what I said but maybe

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, god, I can't stand that.

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<v Speaker 2>How about double down and take a nap on a.

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<v Speaker 3>Tom Oh right, right, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just he's not my favorite. But we let's get

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<v Speaker 1>Zach almost got decapitated and Danny was.

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<v Speaker 2>Zach to me, I mean, guys, remember this is my

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's been no tempering at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, you gotta explain the Zach of it all?

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<v Speaker 3>Why you know?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a It's a class we could take a thousand

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<v Speaker 1>nothing redeeming about him. He's not funny. He thinks he is.

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<v Speaker 1>That's worse than being not funny. He lives in You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I honestly might prefer being an adventurous rogue zombie out

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, that's when you're weeping over a monster energy

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<v Speaker 4>drink refrigerator that you probably stole your trash.

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<v Speaker 2>And is that when did he adopt Benji? And who

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<v Speaker 2>is there another parent?

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like a gay asp C a group

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<v Speaker 1>that he joined. It was an instrgument season. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was in Instagram at I think. But we start

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<v Speaker 1>in Jasmine and Melissa's room. Why speaking of the room,

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<v Speaker 1>all of the rooms look like cave dwelling creatures have

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<v Speaker 3>Now this is like, this is.

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<v Speaker 1>Just kind of what hotel rooms look like when you're

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you get a couple of French fries on

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<v Speaker 1>the ground, a couple body parts under the bed.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just what I think you're referring to the girls.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe if you're on spring break in college.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah okay, yeah yeah, or or you're like on a

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<v Speaker 4>vacation like this. This is what I love. The girls

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<v Speaker 4>really rallied for Brittany the night before, and they also

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<v Speaker 4>ate everything at the resort. Now there's no judgment here,

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<v Speaker 4>but I want to say this, after night of drinking,

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<v Speaker 4>this is when girls can really throw down.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, It's like it's the only time they'll act like

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<v Speaker 4>men when they're like men eat you know. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it's like the fourth meal at Taco Bell and Laurie.

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<v Speaker 1>Any thoughts on women finally eating?

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<v Speaker 4>How many does that complete your order? Actually not, no.

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<v Speaker 3>No, and shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you when I'm done, Laurie. Any thoughts on

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<v Speaker 1>what Patcha said.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so, my favorite kind of eating is drunk eating,

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<v Speaker 2>and I like to do it when I'm drunk, not

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<v Speaker 2>in bed. So I'm going to start that entire process

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<v Speaker 2>while I'm at a bar. It's not a popular thing

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<v Speaker 2>to do. Everybody wants wants to dance and drink more.

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<v Speaker 2>And I've got nachos.

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<v Speaker 4>Coming ye, yes, good start.

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<v Speaker 2>Gave me some chicken wings and what the only thing

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<v Speaker 2>was missing was me Ma's beer cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>That she traveled with that, and I was disappointed that

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<v Speaker 2>not only did she not have on her for Cocta,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it was a girdle she needed to put on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the Britney situation again. First season. I haven't seen her

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<v Speaker 2>since vander Pump. Yeah, and a cross that you could

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<v Speaker 2>take it?

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<v Speaker 5>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, okay, why Brittany is the heart of this show,

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<v Speaker 1>which shows you how.

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<v Speaker 3>How this show has it. But Brittany is.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the kind of moral guidestone, I would say, And

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<v Speaker 1>she also just sucks down shellfish before major surgery and

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<v Speaker 1>does travel with cheers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Good. Can we talk about again? First season? Like these

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<v Speaker 2>people really normally wouldn't be together. Seemingly the only way

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<v Speaker 2>they can coexist is by drinking a lot, and it

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<v Speaker 2>just comes off to me as completely not organic and

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<v Speaker 2>not real. Why not just Sena and bra can even

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<v Speaker 2>bring Katie at least, let's see where they are in

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<v Speaker 2>their life, because this is really depressive.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you why, Laurie, because that show was called

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<v Speaker 4>vander Pump Rules and we canceled it because we were

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<v Speaker 4>sick of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but the absence makes the heart grow fonder, now,

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<v Speaker 1>does it?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Now, listen, Pat and I have a particular gripe with

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<v Speaker 1>Sheena and Brock, who has flown underneath the radar, being

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<v Speaker 1>you know, one of modern history's worst parents.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well worse than jin from O C.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I think so. Maybe.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, Brock has two kids on the other side of

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<v Speaker 4>the planet that that I don't think he has any

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<v Speaker 4>It's fine, communication, there are worse.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't. That's not fair, guys, he doesn't know about them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not nice.

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<v Speaker 4>I think he knows.

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<v Speaker 3>Laurie.

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<v Speaker 1>Please, if, if, if we are not being nice, can

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<v Speaker 1>you just let us know.

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<v Speaker 4>One's Spring Saturn. The other ones called Winter Pluto or

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<v Speaker 4>something winter green.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, Yeah, yeah, exactly, Probably as too.

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<v Speaker 1>Juicy little ass wife Peter shirts dance moves.

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<v Speaker 3>She is the real witch of the equation.

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<v Speaker 1>But I would take them over, Melissa and Jasmine. I

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<v Speaker 1>would take them over a sack.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying. Listen, I'm not saying I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to leave my goldfish with them. I'm just saying, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>we don't even make it a whole series. Maybe we

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<v Speaker 2>do just like a day in the life, right, and

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<v Speaker 2>just tip tiptoe into this, because this valley is not

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<v Speaker 2>working all right.

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<v Speaker 4>First off, we live in the valley, and it's not

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<v Speaker 4>about all about postpartum Janet shared our horrific Uh yeah, that.

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<v Speaker 3>Would be fun to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not about miserable parents. Look, we have fucking Universal

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<v Speaker 4>studios here.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, don't don't. Don't launch a defense of where we live.

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<v Speaker 4>We have great sushi here and also a bunch of

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<v Speaker 4>good looking.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're bringing in a different show. You're bringing in

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<v Speaker 2>the Valley Persian style, and one of those cast members

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<v Speaker 2>has been shitting on the Valley the whole season. You

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<v Speaker 2>may not watch it, I kind of watch.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate the Valley. I will not move there. He's

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<v Speaker 3>fucking disgusting. So let's get Wait, is that was that?

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<v Speaker 2>Which one's your real accent?

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<v Speaker 3>That one?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we talk about Kristen?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, because there's two things going on. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to forget to talk about Let's talk about Kristen. And

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<v Speaker 2>let's need you guys to know that the women who

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<v Speaker 2>could be so annoying out there all love that we're

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<v Speaker 2>seeing the real side of postpartum and marriage after and

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<v Speaker 2>what it's like. I am not turning on the TV

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<v Speaker 2>to look at lives worse than mine. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>be jealous, I want to have fomo, I want to

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<v Speaker 2>aspire to something. So I am not on the side

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<v Speaker 2>of the women with this. I already had postpartum. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't need to watch it.

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<v Speaker 3>One.

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<v Speaker 1>I do think that while it may be refreshing to see,

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<v Speaker 1>I do think it's maybe not extreme extreme, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>a rather severe case, and she's got a fly and

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<v Speaker 1>she's got a film, so it's not it's not everybody's situation.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, Laurie, you're a this is your world, You're a

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<v Speaker 4>big Bravo fan.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes I am, Yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>As I've discussed quite a bit here. This is Bravo's

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<v Speaker 4>pivot into an aging audience that are now parents and

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<v Speaker 4>want something to relate to other than hot twenty year

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<v Speaker 4>olds working at a bar.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I'm almost sixty and I still want to see

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<v Speaker 2>those twenty year olds working at a bar. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to see Kristin who again, I haven't seen her

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<v Speaker 2>since vander Pump and she's still whiny and complaining and

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<v Speaker 2>annoying and boring. So nothing's changed.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the more things change, the more annoying Kristen gets.

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<v Speaker 1>It's another queen's birthday though.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Danny's birthday today.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, he is smiling like the joker talking about his birthday,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to just really quick. They talk about

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<v Speaker 1>men being into their birthday. I know one man who

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<v Speaker 1>is really into his birthday and it's not grading. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not just saying that because I'm sitting next to him.

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<v Speaker 1>He actually pulls off being a bitch about his birthday

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<v Speaker 1>the way that few men can. Pat loves his birthday,

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<v Speaker 1>and so does Danny. Danny, first off, I don't make

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<v Speaker 1>a big thing of it. Hold on my birthday is

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<v Speaker 1>generally I'm going to be at a bar.

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<v Speaker 4>You love your birth there. I'll pay for everybody to

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<v Speaker 4>be there. I take care everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, but you take care. But you love to

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<v Speaker 3>throw a.

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<v Speaker 1>Birthday party for your birthday. You love a birthday party. Now, men,

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<v Speaker 1>when what do you think the cutoff should be for

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<v Speaker 1>men caring about their birthday, if there should be a

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<v Speaker 1>cutoff at all?

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<v Speaker 4>First off, Danny said this like he was making it

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<v Speaker 4>all about himself. I don't parade around.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, you pull it off. Okay, Laurie, what's the cutoff?

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<v Speaker 2>This is such a hot button for me, trigger to

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<v Speaker 2>reuse and use that word too much. I have a

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<v Speaker 2>very strong opinion about women and mostly men, who are

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<v Speaker 2>birthday babies. Guess what you did? Nothing? Your mom or

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<v Speaker 2>whoever the hell you think is your mom pushed you

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<v Speaker 2>out of her you know what reason? Yeah, and went on.

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<v Speaker 2>I have had experiences with said people, and there's a

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<v Speaker 2>checklist of the way you're supposed to act, the way

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<v Speaker 2>you're supposed to show up, what you're supposed to wear,

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<v Speaker 2>how you're supposed to celebrate its work. And a grown

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<v Speaker 2>ass man shouldn't even know one whose birthday is, unless,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, I'm in LA and it's your birthday and

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<v Speaker 2>we go somewhere fabulous.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can't wait. You should come out.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to be there in two days. But then

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<v Speaker 2>you're going.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to Napa.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to tell it everybody. I want them to you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the paparazzi.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to be in NAPA on your birthday, well,

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit before my birthday, which, by the way,

433
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<v Speaker 1>we got to talk about.

434
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<v Speaker 4>Who's gonna you know, replace then.

435
00:22:06.920 --> 00:22:08.880
<v Speaker 3>You're gonna be are You're going to be in al

436
00:22:09.119 --> 00:22:12.319
<v Speaker 3>for your birthday? A birthday you can one hundred percent

437
00:22:12.400 --> 00:22:13.799
<v Speaker 3>sit in this place. There you go.

438
00:22:14.240 --> 00:22:18.640
<v Speaker 2>If you want to be there Saturday for a week, Yeah.

439
00:22:18.440 --> 00:22:19.000
<v Speaker 3>That'd be great.

440
00:22:19.039 --> 00:22:21.839
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well I'm confused about we got to talk.

441
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<v Speaker 3>We'll talk about when your birthday is.

442
00:22:24.240 --> 00:22:26.000
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, the cut off ages six.

443
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<v Speaker 3>Okay, thank you, thank you.

444
00:22:29.079 --> 00:22:30.680
<v Speaker 4>I never thought you'd get to that answer.

445
00:22:31.000 --> 00:22:32.079
<v Speaker 3>I was going to say seven.

446
00:22:33.359 --> 00:22:34.519
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're more generous.

447
00:22:36.319 --> 00:22:37.000
<v Speaker 3>His is.

448
00:22:38.559 --> 00:22:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Fifty, all right, so we So my thing with Danny

449
00:22:47.000 --> 00:22:49.319
<v Speaker 1>and his birthday is he's very into it, and then

450
00:22:49.359 --> 00:22:55.000
<v Speaker 1>he jokes about birthday sex, and then he jokes about

451
00:22:55.440 --> 00:23:00.039
<v Speaker 1>how he hasn't gotten the phasectomy yet and that he

452
00:23:00.079 --> 00:23:05.680
<v Speaker 1>wants to have yet another child. You are Danny, and

453
00:23:05.839 --> 00:23:09.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you've probably you're at the gym working out

454
00:23:09.359 --> 00:23:11.799
<v Speaker 1>so often. How do you not listen to every podcast

455
00:23:11.799 --> 00:23:12.680
<v Speaker 1>that talks about you?

456
00:23:13.480 --> 00:23:17.400
<v Speaker 3>If you are listening? And I really hope that this

457
00:23:17.480 --> 00:23:19.640
<v Speaker 3>is I'm not saying that there's not room for improvement.

458
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<v Speaker 1>I hope this isn't too insulting. You're a six out

459
00:23:22.200 --> 00:23:27.599
<v Speaker 1>of ten father. Stop having children until we get.

460
00:23:27.400 --> 00:23:28.880
<v Speaker 3>That number up a little bit.

461
00:23:29.200 --> 00:23:31.279
<v Speaker 1>And I'm not saying that you can't do it. But

462
00:23:31.480 --> 00:23:35.160
<v Speaker 1>when you're such a deadbeat dad who's more focused on

463
00:23:35.240 --> 00:23:39.680
<v Speaker 1>the garage workout time than helping rear the children, stop

464
00:23:40.160 --> 00:23:43.720
<v Speaker 1>having harems. That's a bad word. Litters of children.

465
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<v Speaker 4>Okay, start with the alcohol is an issue.

466
00:23:47.079 --> 00:23:47.799
<v Speaker 3>That's bad too.

467
00:23:48.799 --> 00:23:49.400
<v Speaker 2>It's not great.

468
00:23:49.839 --> 00:23:51.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's actually probably pretty bad too.

469
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<v Speaker 3>That's the number one.

470
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Wait, he did stop drinking this season, didn't.

471
00:23:57.400 --> 00:23:58.119
<v Speaker 4>Oh, you're right.

472
00:23:58.440 --> 00:24:02.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're right, you are. He did stop drinking, so, by.

473
00:24:02.599 --> 00:24:05.359
<v Speaker 4>The way, the end of the episode, his wife would

474
00:24:05.359 --> 00:24:07.880
<v Speaker 4>have had sex with him, but he chooses to sit

475
00:24:07.960 --> 00:24:08.640
<v Speaker 4>at the bar.

476
00:24:08.640 --> 00:24:10.920
<v Speaker 3>Because he's a drunk. Exactly.

477
00:24:11.119 --> 00:24:15.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's already gotten the wheels turning and he cannot

478
00:24:15.119 --> 00:24:21.160
<v Speaker 1>stop them. So Janet says, my biological instincts tell me

479
00:24:21.319 --> 00:24:23.119
<v Speaker 1>to stay off the boat that they're going to be

480
00:24:23.119 --> 00:24:27.680
<v Speaker 1>going on to celebrate Danny's birthday, And my biological instincts

481
00:24:27.759 --> 00:24:28.160
<v Speaker 1>tell me.

482
00:24:28.759 --> 00:24:31.680
<v Speaker 3>To tell you to get the fuck off the show.

483
00:24:32.240 --> 00:24:35.240
<v Speaker 1>Is there anyone outside of like Rula that just doesn't

484
00:24:35.279 --> 00:24:37.359
<v Speaker 1>film the way that Janet does? I mean, she just

485
00:24:37.400 --> 00:24:40.200
<v Speaker 1>doesn't go to stuff, and it's always a it's always

486
00:24:40.240 --> 00:24:43.079
<v Speaker 1>a thing. And I'm also just blown away that there's

487
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<v Speaker 1>a millennial named Janet.

488
00:24:44.279 --> 00:24:45.359
<v Speaker 3>It's always crazy.

489
00:24:46.079 --> 00:24:48.599
<v Speaker 4>I don't like it when she skips, and I also

490
00:24:48.680 --> 00:24:50.319
<v Speaker 4>don't like it when she shows up.

491
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<v Speaker 1>You know. Yeah, Laurie, your thoughts on Janet. This is

492
00:24:55.200 --> 00:24:57.960
<v Speaker 1>your first season with her. Your thoughts on Janet.

493
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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm getting killed on social media because as the

494
00:25:02.319 --> 00:25:07.359
<v Speaker 2>first time watch from see last season. Yeah, she of

495
00:25:07.400 --> 00:25:10.119
<v Speaker 2>all the horrible people on this show, she's bothering me

496
00:25:10.160 --> 00:25:14.240
<v Speaker 2>the least because she was calling out Danny. Danny's a

497
00:25:14.319 --> 00:25:16.720
<v Speaker 2>character who each time he's on the screen, I'm thinking,

498
00:25:16.759 --> 00:25:19.559
<v Speaker 2>make me like you less. It's not possible, right, it's

499
00:25:19.599 --> 00:25:24.359
<v Speaker 2>not possible. Yet he is achieving that unlike his fathering parenting,

500
00:25:24.599 --> 00:25:27.079
<v Speaker 2>he's really good at making me like him less. So

501
00:25:27.279 --> 00:25:31.240
<v Speaker 2>Janet has been calling out the person I like least.

502
00:25:31.640 --> 00:25:35.720
<v Speaker 2>She's not loud and she's not annoying. Remember that I

503
00:25:35.799 --> 00:25:37.119
<v Speaker 2>only know Janet this season.

504
00:25:37.279 --> 00:25:41.720
<v Speaker 4>Yes, okay, and people, that's how people can reinvent themselves.

505
00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:44.759
<v Speaker 4>New audiences come in and they're like, I like Janet.

506
00:25:44.799 --> 00:25:46.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well let's just back.

507
00:25:46.279 --> 00:25:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Well let's just say though she's bringing nothing to the

508
00:25:49.039 --> 00:25:53.799
<v Speaker 2>show in terms of of me caring or you got

509
00:25:53.799 --> 00:25:55.000
<v Speaker 2>a hater loves someone.

510
00:25:55.240 --> 00:26:00.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's you know what. It's It's really true.

511
00:26:00.880 --> 00:26:07.359
<v Speaker 1>This show has an imbalance in the strength of how

512
00:26:07.400 --> 00:26:08.400
<v Speaker 1>we feel about the cast.

513
00:26:08.440 --> 00:26:09.359
<v Speaker 3>There are some people that we.

514
00:26:09.359 --> 00:26:12.759
<v Speaker 1>Hate, no one we love, and a bunch of.

515
00:26:12.680 --> 00:26:14.519
<v Speaker 3>People we feel nothing for.

516
00:26:15.400 --> 00:26:18.160
<v Speaker 2>So that it's like, you guys have kids, right, Yes,

517
00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:23.200
<v Speaker 2>we go to my kids' school regrettedly and to some

518
00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:26.319
<v Speaker 2>you know, back to school night, and I would leave

519
00:26:26.359 --> 00:26:30.480
<v Speaker 2>going I mean they pay, they're fine, they're fine, they're parents.

520
00:26:31.079 --> 00:26:32.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I thought you were talking about the kids, because

521
00:26:32.920 --> 00:26:33.720
<v Speaker 4>that would be funnier.

522
00:26:33.759 --> 00:26:36.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh I never I never got anywhere close to the kids.

523
00:26:37.000 --> 00:26:39.920
<v Speaker 2>I do, but the parents. I was like, I don't

524
00:26:39.920 --> 00:26:41.640
<v Speaker 2>need to go out. They're fine. And you go to

525
00:26:41.720 --> 00:26:45.000
<v Speaker 2>like a school event and you're like, they were perfectly nice.

526
00:26:45.279 --> 00:26:48.440
<v Speaker 2>They were easy to talk to for a few minutes,

527
00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:51.680
<v Speaker 2>but they leave no impression and you think of them

528
00:26:51.720 --> 00:26:53.559
<v Speaker 2>never again. It's this cat.

529
00:26:53.759 --> 00:26:56.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it really really is. And just to kind of.

530
00:26:58.000 --> 00:27:02.440
<v Speaker 1>Backload you with a little bit of Janet Janet context, Yah,

531
00:27:02.519 --> 00:27:06.559
<v Speaker 1>sorry for that. I think the reason why people have

532
00:27:06.799 --> 00:27:08.880
<v Speaker 1>an issue with her is that.

533
00:27:10.400 --> 00:27:13.519
<v Speaker 3>This is a new meek suit that she's wearing.

534
00:27:14.720 --> 00:27:19.480
<v Speaker 4>The Yeah, the first two seasons she was an absolute

535
00:27:19.640 --> 00:27:21.839
<v Speaker 4>type A alpha shitster.

536
00:27:22.960 --> 00:27:28.880
<v Speaker 1>So it's been quite a dramatic reversal of cadence from Janet,

537
00:27:29.440 --> 00:27:33.920
<v Speaker 1>and given she's a little disingenuous, so it's it's hard

538
00:27:33.960 --> 00:27:37.640
<v Speaker 1>to buy it, but she's not as annoying as Danny

539
00:27:37.720 --> 00:27:38.279
<v Speaker 1>or zach RL.

540
00:27:38.319 --> 00:27:41.680
<v Speaker 4>We should probably get to the first the second five

541
00:27:41.720 --> 00:27:42.440
<v Speaker 4>minutes of the show.

542
00:27:42.519 --> 00:27:43.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's do it, Okay.

543
00:27:43.640 --> 00:27:46.880
<v Speaker 1>So the theme is Miami Vice for Danny's boat party,

544
00:27:46.960 --> 00:27:49.759
<v Speaker 1>and evidently people do not know what that is. Luke

545
00:27:49.920 --> 00:27:52.880
<v Speaker 1>asks if it is Dexter.

546
00:27:56.359 --> 00:28:00.279
<v Speaker 4>First off, fuck off, fuck off. Miami Vice was a

547
00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:02.559
<v Speaker 4>cool show, way ahead of its time.

548
00:28:02.640 --> 00:28:04.119
<v Speaker 1>Not only is it a cool show, it's one of

549
00:28:04.160 --> 00:28:05.480
<v Speaker 1>these weird shows.

550
00:28:05.160 --> 00:28:06.799
<v Speaker 4>That your show sucks.

551
00:28:06.839 --> 00:28:11.559
<v Speaker 1>Bluke has like cemented itself into the cultural like language like,

552
00:28:12.000 --> 00:28:16.160
<v Speaker 1>how do you not know what Miami Vice it's? It

553
00:28:16.200 --> 00:28:21.559
<v Speaker 1>was a fucking it was a fucking grand theft auto game.

554
00:28:20.559 --> 00:28:22.079
<v Speaker 2>In the middle of a cornfield.

555
00:28:22.440 --> 00:28:25.160
<v Speaker 3>He grew up in Denver. There's no excuse to not know.

556
00:28:25.559 --> 00:28:27.640
<v Speaker 4>But Jasmine claimed not to know what it was either.

557
00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:31.079
<v Speaker 1>That's insane, and they just did. They did a remake

558
00:28:31.119 --> 00:28:33.839
<v Speaker 1>with Colin Ferrell that's supposed to be Jamie Fox.

559
00:28:34.000 --> 00:28:37.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it wasn't true to the show.

560
00:28:37.240 --> 00:28:40.240
<v Speaker 1>All right, Schwartz has hungover No Way and Zach and

561
00:28:40.359 --> 00:28:44.039
<v Speaker 1>Jasmine talk about what happened at the lunch the day before,

562
00:28:44.039 --> 00:28:45.880
<v Speaker 1>and now we continue to do this thing where everyone

563
00:28:45.960 --> 00:28:47.000
<v Speaker 1>on the cast thinks.

564
00:28:46.799 --> 00:28:48.799
<v Speaker 3>Danny is an annoying drunk, and no one on the.

565
00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:51.759
<v Speaker 1>Cast except for La La will actually go up to

566
00:28:51.960 --> 00:28:59.359
<v Speaker 1>Danny and say you are a inappropriate drunk. Zach Zach

567
00:28:59.480 --> 00:29:03.039
<v Speaker 1>will talk about it, Janet will talk about it. Lala

568
00:29:03.240 --> 00:29:05.880
<v Speaker 1>is really the only person that will get in his

569
00:29:06.359 --> 00:29:10.279
<v Speaker 1>little face and say you're inappropriate, you're root, and you're drunk.

570
00:29:10.599 --> 00:29:13.680
<v Speaker 1>So it's a lot of talking not enough action. Janet

571
00:29:13.720 --> 00:29:16.119
<v Speaker 1>and Laala have a chat, and Janet has a really

572
00:29:16.920 --> 00:29:20.839
<v Speaker 1>uh traumatic thing to happen to her. And this is

573
00:29:20.920 --> 00:29:24.119
<v Speaker 1>why I I just want to start throwing guys that

574
00:29:24.519 --> 00:29:28.880
<v Speaker 1>essay and are in just giant pits of lava, because

575
00:29:29.000 --> 00:29:33.039
<v Speaker 1>it is really a disgusting thing to do. And I

576
00:29:33.079 --> 00:29:36.599
<v Speaker 1>think we all feel for Janet. Are we just gonna

577
00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:38.880
<v Speaker 1>are we gonna ice skate over this?

578
00:29:39.000 --> 00:29:39.200
<v Speaker 3>Really?

579
00:29:39.680 --> 00:29:40.200
<v Speaker 4>Podcaster?

580
00:29:42.799 --> 00:29:43.240
<v Speaker 2>However?

581
00:29:43.440 --> 00:29:47.559
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, no, no, but no, but whatsoever, Laurie,

582
00:29:47.599 --> 00:29:50.680
<v Speaker 1>anything on this conversation? Or do you want to join

583
00:29:50.759 --> 00:29:53.160
<v Speaker 1>us in running as far away from it as humanly possible?

584
00:29:53.759 --> 00:29:56.359
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna say. But however, I.

585
00:29:56.279 --> 00:29:58.039
<v Speaker 4>Was gonna say, let's go back to the triangle of

586
00:29:58.160 --> 00:30:01.599
<v Speaker 4>sadness on that boat? Yeah?

587
00:30:01.759 --> 00:30:04.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh, very good movie, very good, way more exciting than

588
00:30:05.319 --> 00:30:10.480
<v Speaker 2>that boat. Yes, And if we could play the drinking game,

589
00:30:10.599 --> 00:30:13.759
<v Speaker 2>and I know you'd rather play the bump game. Every

590
00:30:13.880 --> 00:30:16.720
<v Speaker 2>time Danny would scream, what what what? What were those

591
00:30:16.759 --> 00:30:25.119
<v Speaker 2>words that gave me I know, in hell when you

592
00:30:25.160 --> 00:30:31.440
<v Speaker 2>walk in on a ticker tape, yeah repeat, Yeah, that

593
00:30:31.599 --> 00:30:34.079
<v Speaker 2>a grown man. And it's so interesting to me. I

594
00:30:34.119 --> 00:30:38.440
<v Speaker 2>get the ick so easily on every human being in

595
00:30:38.480 --> 00:30:42.599
<v Speaker 2>my life, mainly my husband that I've been banging thirty years. Yeah,

596
00:30:42.640 --> 00:30:46.200
<v Speaker 2>and that she doesn't hear that and her vagina doesn't

597
00:30:46.279 --> 00:30:47.400
<v Speaker 2>dry up like a raisin.

598
00:30:47.799 --> 00:30:52.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it's unbelievable, the loyalty she had them.

599
00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:55.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, it really like, how.

600
00:30:55.119 --> 00:30:57.720
<v Speaker 2>Does she hear that? Or he says, but it's my

601
00:30:57.960 --> 00:31:02.640
<v Speaker 2>birthday and she doesn't just throw up in her mouth

602
00:31:02.880 --> 00:31:05.640
<v Speaker 2>like I'm gonna be honest. Guys, you know me pretty

603
00:31:05.640 --> 00:31:09.000
<v Speaker 2>well now. I don't get I don't I don't get jealousies.

604
00:31:09.079 --> 00:31:11.960
<v Speaker 2>I am jealous. I wish I felt like you wish

605
00:31:11.960 --> 00:31:14.359
<v Speaker 2>your wives at your back. I wish I felt like

606
00:31:14.400 --> 00:31:16.119
<v Speaker 2>that about my husband.

607
00:31:16.519 --> 00:31:19.599
<v Speaker 4>I'm one hundredth the douche the Dannias, and my wife

608
00:31:19.799 --> 00:31:20.599
<v Speaker 4>still hates me.

609
00:31:21.079 --> 00:31:24.799
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know I'm a different kind of douche,

610
00:31:24.799 --> 00:31:26.400
<v Speaker 1>but I'm also one hundredth of it.

611
00:31:26.599 --> 00:31:28.880
<v Speaker 3>And yeah, I mean.

612
00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:30.119
<v Speaker 4>I saw your wife the other day.

613
00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:34.119
<v Speaker 3>She doesn't like you, no, not at all. And and

614
00:31:34.119 --> 00:31:38.400
<v Speaker 3>and here we are. We're great. I never let go.

615
00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:43.000
<v Speaker 2>And why is? Why is nia so pray?

616
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<v Speaker 3>It's crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>You have any questions about it, go and do it.

648
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<v Speaker 1>You look fantastic and you had a great experience with ROE.

649
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<v Speaker 3>Tell them about it.

650
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<v Speaker 4>Okay. So it took about a month after taking the medication,

651
00:33:11.440 --> 00:33:15.079
<v Speaker 4>and boom, the weight started falling off and I got

652
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<v Speaker 4>down to my dreamweight, which is one seventy two.

653
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657
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<v Speaker 1>and full safety information about g LP one medications.

658
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<v Speaker 3>Losing weight is hard, make it easier with ROW.

659
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<v Speaker 4>I I don't know what spell he has over her,

660
00:33:39.720 --> 00:33:43.440
<v Speaker 4>Well it's Jesus. Well maybe hey, SHREI, let's go to church.

661
00:33:43.559 --> 00:33:46.680
<v Speaker 3>All right. So we get back to the boat. People

662
00:33:46.720 --> 00:33:49.359
<v Speaker 3>are going down, people are sick, hungover, throwing up.

663
00:33:49.440 --> 00:33:50.599
<v Speaker 4>This is the worst thing ever.

664
00:33:50.799 --> 00:33:53.920
<v Speaker 1>What are we doing going on boats after having.

665
00:33:53.839 --> 00:33:55.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't know you guys, You guys are obsessed with

666
00:33:55.920 --> 00:33:58.039
<v Speaker 2>below knocks. You really had.

667
00:33:57.880 --> 00:34:02.839
<v Speaker 1>Your boats, Laurie. Should we discuss below deck really quickly?

668
00:34:02.920 --> 00:34:03.279
<v Speaker 3>Do you want to?

669
00:34:03.519 --> 00:34:05.880
<v Speaker 2>We could clean We can clean up this aisle five

670
00:34:06.079 --> 00:34:09.159
<v Speaker 2>on valley and and think of what what we wish

671
00:34:09.400 --> 00:34:13.280
<v Speaker 2>for if there is a sec another season? Mm hmm, Like,

672
00:34:13.679 --> 00:34:16.199
<v Speaker 2>where do you what could you do? If you're Andy

673
00:34:16.239 --> 00:34:19.920
<v Speaker 2>Cohen write this? Mind it? What could you do to

674
00:34:20.000 --> 00:34:20.960
<v Speaker 2>improve the valley?

675
00:34:21.360 --> 00:34:21.840
<v Speaker 3>Uh?

676
00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:24.639
<v Speaker 1>Turn them all into sea rats and just cast everybody

677
00:34:24.679 --> 00:34:26.039
<v Speaker 1>on the next season below Deck?

678
00:34:27.519 --> 00:34:32.719
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'd clean house in the valley. I'd keep like

679
00:34:33.360 --> 00:34:36.239
<v Speaker 4>four maybe six cast members.

680
00:34:36.639 --> 00:34:40.079
<v Speaker 3>Persian style is much better than this show.

681
00:34:40.760 --> 00:34:41.320
<v Speaker 2>I love it.

682
00:34:41.440 --> 00:34:46.280
<v Speaker 1>And it's the same reason that Rhode Island works. And

683
00:34:46.320 --> 00:34:49.679
<v Speaker 1>it's the same reason that vander Pump worked in the

684
00:34:49.719 --> 00:34:55.360
<v Speaker 1>early days. These people genuinely truly know each other, see

685
00:34:55.400 --> 00:34:59.920
<v Speaker 1>each other a lot, and have relationship equity with each other.

686
00:35:00.519 --> 00:35:04.679
<v Speaker 1>These people, I guess they do. I just don't buy that.

687
00:35:04.840 --> 00:35:09.880
<v Speaker 1>Zach and Britney are like the closest people, and I

688
00:35:10.199 --> 00:35:10.760
<v Speaker 1>just don't buy it.

689
00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:11.519
<v Speaker 3>Okay, of it?

690
00:35:11.599 --> 00:35:14.840
<v Speaker 4>So I am I because you don't know this, Lorie.

691
00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:18.320
<v Speaker 4>I know all these fucking people, not know them personally,

692
00:35:18.360 --> 00:35:21.159
<v Speaker 4>but go to the same bars as all these idiots.

693
00:35:21.159 --> 00:35:25.000
<v Speaker 4>We're in the same city, the school that I go to,

694
00:35:25.079 --> 00:35:27.880
<v Speaker 4>where my kids go to school. There is so much

695
00:35:27.920 --> 00:35:31.079
<v Speaker 4>shit going down at this school. People fucking each other.

696
00:35:31.559 --> 00:35:36.760
<v Speaker 4>There's a crazy story where this dad, him and his

697
00:35:36.760 --> 00:35:41.119
<v Speaker 4>wife were divorced. Another mom now is banging this guy.

698
00:35:41.199 --> 00:35:45.440
<v Speaker 4>He got accused of raping his wife and they went

699
00:35:45.480 --> 00:35:47.360
<v Speaker 4>to court, and the proof that he had that he

700
00:35:47.400 --> 00:35:50.079
<v Speaker 4>didn't rape her is he showed a video of him

701
00:35:50.599 --> 00:35:55.320
<v Speaker 4>banging his wife anally and her smiling back, and he

702
00:35:55.360 --> 00:35:57.679
<v Speaker 4>points at it in court and says, look at her.

703
00:35:57.719 --> 00:36:03.639
<v Speaker 4>She loves it. Okay, Okay, that's a story going around school, Okay,

704
00:36:03.639 --> 00:36:05.239
<v Speaker 4>and that would be great on the show.

705
00:36:05.280 --> 00:36:07.559
<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know that it sounds a little heavy,

706
00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:09.400
<v Speaker 1>but I take your point. There are a lot of

707
00:36:09.440 --> 00:36:11.840
<v Speaker 1>normies out here that are doing exciting stuff more than

708
00:36:11.880 --> 00:36:14.000
<v Speaker 1>these people. That's what I'm saying, not that that that

709
00:36:14.280 --> 00:36:16.559
<v Speaker 1>any of that sounded exciting, that sounds awful.

710
00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:20.199
<v Speaker 2>Actually, well, I'll say this, you know, three hours later

711
00:36:20.239 --> 00:36:24.480
<v Speaker 2>hear in Philadelphia, it's almost my bedtime and good bedtime story.

712
00:36:24.880 --> 00:36:27.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, Jesus fucking.

713
00:36:27.119 --> 00:36:30.079
<v Speaker 2>Chris, just to take don't charge the story that was.

714
00:36:30.480 --> 00:36:33.519
<v Speaker 2>That was a strong storyline, and we'd be lucky for

715
00:36:33.559 --> 00:36:34.800
<v Speaker 2>it to show up on Brado.

716
00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:36.760
<v Speaker 3>Michelle and Lazy.

717
00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:40.440
<v Speaker 1>We had a fifty four minute episode, I should say,

718
00:36:40.480 --> 00:36:44.360
<v Speaker 1>and these kinds of conversations, this retread horseshit of these

719
00:36:44.360 --> 00:36:47.480
<v Speaker 1>two talking to each other about how it's challenging that

720
00:36:47.559 --> 00:36:49.199
<v Speaker 1>she's dating her excit.

721
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<v Speaker 3>Okay, we got it.

722
00:36:50.800 --> 00:36:55.039
<v Speaker 2>Why not organic right, buy it? It wouldn't happen. The

723
00:36:55.119 --> 00:36:58.800
<v Speaker 2>show I want to see is Michelle and Doctor dre period.

724
00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:04.639
<v Speaker 4>You think, I hope she's getting some self defense classes.

725
00:37:05.039 --> 00:37:05.400
<v Speaker 3>All right?

726
00:37:05.440 --> 00:37:08.199
<v Speaker 1>So, as you mentioned, he's yelling stuff and it's very

727
00:37:08.199 --> 00:37:11.519
<v Speaker 1>off putting. And that's when Jace, Jesse and Lacey sit down.

728
00:37:11.599 --> 00:37:15.360
<v Speaker 1>They they find some till the Swinton kind of beach

729
00:37:15.559 --> 00:37:20.079
<v Speaker 1>like area and they start I don't like spicy?

730
00:37:20.119 --> 00:37:20.480
<v Speaker 3>Does that have?

731
00:37:20.840 --> 00:37:26.199
<v Speaker 1>They start eating and she.

732
00:37:24.960 --> 00:37:27.679
<v Speaker 4>Asked him, hey, stop hitting on me in front of

733
00:37:27.760 --> 00:37:29.639
<v Speaker 4>your ex wife, and he's like, fuck that. If that

734
00:37:30.760 --> 00:37:34.159
<v Speaker 4>the bee guy, if he was still on the boat,

735
00:37:34.480 --> 00:37:36.880
<v Speaker 4>none of this would be, you know, an issue.

736
00:37:37.039 --> 00:37:37.199
<v Speaker 3>Now.

737
00:37:37.199 --> 00:37:38.559
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you can hear the sound of

738
00:37:38.599 --> 00:37:43.960
<v Speaker 1>the bees in the mic, but the bees.

739
00:37:43.719 --> 00:37:46.840
<v Speaker 4>Are actually on the beach. They're delivering a message. They're

740
00:37:46.840 --> 00:37:50.119
<v Speaker 4>saying he's sorry he kicked her and her daughter out,

741
00:37:50.480 --> 00:37:53.559
<v Speaker 4>and he also promises he might try and blink once

742
00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:54.039
<v Speaker 4>this year.

743
00:37:54.280 --> 00:37:56.559
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so just to give your heads up, there's a

744
00:37:56.559 --> 00:37:59.800
<v Speaker 1>man named Aaron who she didn't see that used to.

745
00:38:00.360 --> 00:38:02.000
<v Speaker 3>And now this.

746
00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:06.559
<v Speaker 2>I did know because as the season started there was

747
00:38:06.599 --> 00:38:10.480
<v Speaker 2>a breakup. Right, she was heartbroken. He wanted her to

748
00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:11.960
<v Speaker 2>work out or be more.

749
00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:15.199
<v Speaker 1>That's right, Yeah, she was too fat, and he's right,

750
00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:19.480
<v Speaker 1>she's disgusting. But the thing about him is that his

751
00:38:19.719 --> 00:38:23.519
<v Speaker 1>eyes were actually the widest eyes and the most open

752
00:38:23.639 --> 00:38:27.039
<v Speaker 1>eyes in the continental United States. And it was actually

753
00:38:27.039 --> 00:38:29.199
<v Speaker 1>really unsettling to look at. It was a little bit

754
00:38:29.239 --> 00:38:31.880
<v Speaker 1>like what people saw in the Ring right before they died.

755
00:38:32.719 --> 00:38:36.280
<v Speaker 2>So I did some homework obviously before I started watching

756
00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:40.800
<v Speaker 2>this colossal train wreck, to see how hot this guy

757
00:38:40.960 --> 00:38:43.360
<v Speaker 2>was that she was so sad over. Yeah, and I

758
00:38:43.400 --> 00:38:47.440
<v Speaker 2>thought to myself, you know what would make sense to

759
00:38:47.519 --> 00:38:48.360
<v Speaker 2>bang doctor dre.

760
00:38:50.519 --> 00:38:54.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's quite a jump from I'm not gonna say

761
00:38:54.159 --> 00:38:56.559
<v Speaker 1>Aaron's not lean, He's very lean, but his eyes are

762
00:38:56.639 --> 00:38:59.519
<v Speaker 1>also very haunting, and he thinks that Michelle, who has

763
00:38:59.519 --> 00:39:04.320
<v Speaker 1>a perfect body, is fat. So let's get to Jesse,

764
00:39:04.519 --> 00:39:06.920
<v Speaker 1>who's having a tough time with the boring crowd.

765
00:39:06.960 --> 00:39:08.480
<v Speaker 3>So he decides he's gonna have a little fun.

766
00:39:09.960 --> 00:39:11.079
<v Speaker 2>He was allowed one beer.

767
00:39:11.719 --> 00:39:14.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, all right, this is uh, this is crazy. There's

768
00:39:14.960 --> 00:39:16.719
<v Speaker 4>a lot of yeah. But he does with Kristen. But

769
00:39:16.760 --> 00:39:19.119
<v Speaker 4>I'll just break it down and kind of passphrase. He

770
00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:23.559
<v Speaker 4>tells her Luke hates her, mm hmm, and uh, there

771
00:39:23.639 --> 00:39:25.360
<v Speaker 4>might not be a wedding because he hates her.

772
00:39:25.440 --> 00:39:25.599
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

773
00:39:25.599 --> 00:39:28.480
<v Speaker 1>He tells her that her fiance told him that he

774
00:39:28.480 --> 00:39:30.159
<v Speaker 1>doesn't think they're gonna get married.

775
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:34.159
<v Speaker 2>Right, And he tells her that your baby daddy wants

776
00:39:34.199 --> 00:39:35.000
<v Speaker 2>you to die.

777
00:39:35.360 --> 00:39:36.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

778
00:39:36.519 --> 00:39:39.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's very very cool of you to say to her, Jesse,

779
00:39:40.039 --> 00:39:40.880
<v Speaker 1>that's really awesome.

780
00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:42.159
<v Speaker 3>It's it's it's I.

781
00:39:42.119 --> 00:39:43.880
<v Speaker 2>Liked it because I don't like Kristen. Is that wrong?

782
00:39:44.280 --> 00:39:44.679
<v Speaker 5>No?

783
00:39:44.679 --> 00:39:47.800
<v Speaker 4>No, the thing it's the same thing going on with

784
00:39:47.920 --> 00:39:50.559
<v Speaker 4>how much you hate Danny, which makes you kind of

785
00:39:50.679 --> 00:39:56.559
<v Speaker 4>like Janet, I really hate Kristen, but because everyone else

786
00:39:56.719 --> 00:39:59.800
<v Speaker 4>is so much more hateable that I actually think I

787
00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:01.800
<v Speaker 4>might be okay with her. Sometimes I don't know if

788
00:40:01.800 --> 00:40:03.159
<v Speaker 4>I really hate her, not the.

789
00:40:03.159 --> 00:40:05.760
<v Speaker 2>Name drop, which I love to do. I was just

790
00:40:06.559 --> 00:40:08.920
<v Speaker 2>doing a show with Michael Rapaport and we had a

791
00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:12.559
<v Speaker 2>fight about this because he thinks Kristen is one of

792
00:40:12.599 --> 00:40:16.079
<v Speaker 2>the best parts of Bravo TV. She should be respected,

793
00:40:16.159 --> 00:40:17.960
<v Speaker 2>revered and admired.

794
00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:20.639
<v Speaker 4>Michael Rappaport, who.

795
00:40:20.519 --> 00:40:24.199
<v Speaker 3>On Bravo should be respected, revered and admired besides for

796
00:40:24.559 --> 00:40:25.280
<v Speaker 3>maybe Alicia.

797
00:40:26.119 --> 00:40:27.280
<v Speaker 4>Alicia, who's Alisia?

798
00:40:29.360 --> 00:40:31.920
<v Speaker 2>No, I see, we're gonna talk about Rhode Island and

799
00:40:31.960 --> 00:40:33.679
<v Speaker 2>you're not gonna believe my hot take on that.

800
00:40:33.880 --> 00:40:34.400
<v Speaker 3>What is it?

801
00:40:35.320 --> 00:40:39.760
<v Speaker 2>I can't do it, won't do it, really unable to

802
00:40:39.880 --> 00:40:41.840
<v Speaker 2>do it. And I'm an addict. So that is like

803
00:40:42.000 --> 00:40:43.480
<v Speaker 2>me saying, take those bumps away.

804
00:40:44.239 --> 00:40:48.159
<v Speaker 4>Why I don't give us a hand.

805
00:40:49.559 --> 00:40:51.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't like to watch the show. We talked about

806
00:40:51.239 --> 00:40:54.039
<v Speaker 2>this just now, where the houses are gross, the fashion

807
00:40:54.119 --> 00:40:58.400
<v Speaker 2>is terrible, the accent's annoying, the dramas stupid. It's why

808
00:40:58.400 --> 00:41:00.119
<v Speaker 2>I don't fuck with New Jersey.

809
00:41:00.360 --> 00:41:03.199
<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, it's funny you mentioned that because our

810
00:41:03.679 --> 00:41:08.199
<v Speaker 4>co host Ruby is in love with miss Krakas, and

811
00:41:08.440 --> 00:41:11.239
<v Speaker 4>I don't feel as much love for Alicia. She would

812
00:41:11.320 --> 00:41:15.119
<v Speaker 4>fit in the cast of Real Housewives of New Jersey perfectly,

813
00:41:15.639 --> 00:41:19.800
<v Speaker 4>and I absolutely detest the cast of New Jersey. In fact,

814
00:41:19.840 --> 00:41:24.239
<v Speaker 4>I hate the entire franchise. They were running marathon of

815
00:41:24.280 --> 00:41:26.440
<v Speaker 4>real Housewives of New Jersey and it makes me want

816
00:41:26.440 --> 00:41:28.079
<v Speaker 4>to throw up. I hate those.

817
00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:31.159
<v Speaker 2>You're separated at birth, although I think I could be

818
00:41:31.199 --> 00:41:32.199
<v Speaker 2>old enough to be your mother.

819
00:41:32.440 --> 00:41:36.159
<v Speaker 1>What no, no, thank you?

820
00:41:36.480 --> 00:41:36.920
<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

821
00:41:37.599 --> 00:41:40.840
<v Speaker 3>What is your too? What's your favorite housewife franchise?

822
00:41:41.599 --> 00:41:49.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, recently, I binge every season, every reunion.

823
00:41:49.679 --> 00:41:53.360
<v Speaker 1>Married to Medicine, Married to Medicine Under the Radar, that's

824
00:41:53.400 --> 00:41:53.920
<v Speaker 1>a sleeper.

825
00:41:55.679 --> 00:41:58.199
<v Speaker 4>Huh, we've had one of them.

826
00:41:58.519 --> 00:42:01.000
<v Speaker 2>I love Beverly Hills because I'm a obsessed with LA

827
00:42:01.840 --> 00:42:05.840
<v Speaker 2>and it's old school and it's something that I always

828
00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:09.679
<v Speaker 2>when you watch it, it's like one, look at the

829
00:42:09.880 --> 00:42:12.639
<v Speaker 2>things they're doing and it's in Hello, I just lost

830
00:42:12.679 --> 00:42:17.599
<v Speaker 2>you guys. We're oh uh. It revolves around a lot

831
00:42:17.639 --> 00:42:21.960
<v Speaker 2>of people in the industry and fabulous storylines. So Beverly

832
00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:25.480
<v Speaker 2>Hills I've always loved. I love old school New York. Yeah,

833
00:42:25.559 --> 00:42:30.400
<v Speaker 2>old school at Atlanta, but New Jersey and Rhode Island.

834
00:42:31.199 --> 00:42:34.039
<v Speaker 3>Uh, it's it's Northeast trash. I think what you guys

835
00:42:34.039 --> 00:42:36.800
<v Speaker 3>are we're from there. Repelled by that.

836
00:42:36.920 --> 00:42:39.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I got a house for New Jersey, and

837
00:42:39.199 --> 00:42:42.239
<v Speaker 2>so I'm here to tell you it's just not my thing.

838
00:42:42.920 --> 00:42:48.039
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well up, bye bye, mahulitas. And this is when

839
00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:51.760
<v Speaker 1>we get to we're back on the boat. Back on

840
00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:54.760
<v Speaker 1>the boat, disgusted by what Jesse did.

841
00:42:55.480 --> 00:42:56.079
<v Speaker 3>Disgusted.

842
00:42:56.960 --> 00:42:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Now, Kristen plays the whole thing off well when she

843
00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:04.119
<v Speaker 1>hears what Jesse tells her, and I thought, for a

844
00:43:04.159 --> 00:43:06.760
<v Speaker 1>moment there was a sense of maturity that she had

845
00:43:06.760 --> 00:43:09.880
<v Speaker 1>to her. Things are really stressful right now for us.

846
00:43:09.880 --> 00:43:12.280
<v Speaker 1>He could probably say some things that are not. He

847
00:43:12.320 --> 00:43:16.880
<v Speaker 1>doesn't mean the temperature is a little hot that dissipates

848
00:43:16.920 --> 00:43:23.440
<v Speaker 1>within milliseconds. And she goes straight to Luke and listen,

849
00:43:23.559 --> 00:43:25.800
<v Speaker 1>she's she's not great. But to be fair to her,

850
00:43:25.880 --> 00:43:32.280
<v Speaker 1>she has to contend with this squirrel, This fucking squirrel brained,

851
00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:34.119
<v Speaker 1>fucking fisherman.

852
00:43:34.559 --> 00:43:35.760
<v Speaker 4>He caught that fish.

853
00:43:35.840 --> 00:43:37.800
<v Speaker 3>I cannot stand this guy.

854
00:43:37.679 --> 00:43:40.039
<v Speaker 2>So talk about that random fish.

855
00:43:40.039 --> 00:43:42.559
<v Speaker 4>Well, we'll get there. I don't believe him that he

856
00:43:42.639 --> 00:43:43.239
<v Speaker 4>caught that fish.

857
00:43:43.280 --> 00:43:43.719
<v Speaker 3>Me neither.

858
00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:48.079
<v Speaker 1>That was the Yeah No Reservations episode where they're throwing

859
00:43:48.159 --> 00:43:51.119
<v Speaker 1>octopus in the water and to pretend like they were there.

860
00:43:51.159 --> 00:43:53.440
<v Speaker 4>Luke, did you talk about canceling our wedding?

861
00:43:53.519 --> 00:43:53.679
<v Speaker 3>Now?

862
00:43:53.719 --> 00:43:54.760
<v Speaker 4>This is where he focks up.

863
00:43:54.920 --> 00:43:55.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

864
00:43:55.360 --> 00:44:00.400
<v Speaker 4>I would have said, uh, no, Jesse's a liar. Yeah,

865
00:44:00.559 --> 00:44:03.079
<v Speaker 4>also a drunk, and I would have just ended it

866
00:44:03.119 --> 00:44:04.960
<v Speaker 4>there and dealt with it later when.

867
00:44:04.800 --> 00:44:08.159
<v Speaker 3>The show debuted, Deny Deny, Deny.

868
00:44:08.800 --> 00:44:10.199
<v Speaker 4>And said, he's like, yeah I did.

869
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:14.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah I did, and uh and hey, I'll tell you

870
00:44:14.880 --> 00:44:18.119
<v Speaker 3>what else. I'm glad I said it because at least

871
00:44:18.119 --> 00:44:20.719
<v Speaker 3>it's making you pay attention to my fucking feelings. That's right,

872
00:44:20.800 --> 00:44:23.679
<v Speaker 3>you fucking oh shit. Sorry, that was a dick thing

873
00:44:23.719 --> 00:44:24.119
<v Speaker 3>to say.

874
00:44:24.440 --> 00:44:26.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna leave you now.

875
00:44:26.679 --> 00:44:28.119
<v Speaker 4>And go soon to take a nap.

876
00:44:28.239 --> 00:44:30.559
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to go take a nap, Laurie.

877
00:44:30.599 --> 00:44:32.199
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if you and your husband have this

878
00:44:32.320 --> 00:44:34.559
<v Speaker 4>type of arrangement. My wife and I have a rule.

879
00:44:34.920 --> 00:44:37.360
<v Speaker 4>We didn't even start out this way, but somehow we

880
00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:40.559
<v Speaker 4>agreed upon it years later into our marriage. We never

881
00:44:41.239 --> 00:44:44.599
<v Speaker 4>threatened divorce. We've never no matter how bad the fights

882
00:44:44.599 --> 00:44:47.159
<v Speaker 4>have gotten over there years, we never go I want

883
00:44:47.159 --> 00:44:50.079
<v Speaker 4>a divorce. Sorry, I could divorce you. We've never said

884
00:44:50.079 --> 00:44:50.800
<v Speaker 4>that to one another.

885
00:44:51.000 --> 00:44:53.079
<v Speaker 3>No, I think it's.

886
00:44:52.920 --> 00:44:53.639
<v Speaker 4>An important thing.

887
00:44:54.119 --> 00:44:56.400
<v Speaker 2>I think it's certain because then it's the boy who

888
00:44:56.440 --> 00:44:59.599
<v Speaker 2>cried wolf. We also never threatened to sleep with each

889
00:44:59.639 --> 00:45:02.519
<v Speaker 2>other's parents, and that's been a boundary that we have

890
00:45:02.840 --> 00:45:03.519
<v Speaker 2>never crossed.

891
00:45:03.639 --> 00:45:05.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's really mature of you, guys.

892
00:45:05.679 --> 00:45:12.079
<v Speaker 4>I my wife's mother's not attract Wow.

893
00:45:12.280 --> 00:45:17.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is awkward for the mom.

894
00:45:18.880 --> 00:45:22.199
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna fuck your mom. Okay, get the fuck out.

895
00:45:22.440 --> 00:45:27.239
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna have sex with your fucking mom. Okay, so

896
00:45:28.679 --> 00:45:29.360
<v Speaker 3>we get back.

897
00:45:30.639 --> 00:45:35.239
<v Speaker 2>He knew that if he just tried to reason with Kristen,

898
00:45:35.360 --> 00:45:41.559
<v Speaker 2>it would be met with a complete open mind and maturity. Yeah,

899
00:45:41.679 --> 00:45:45.280
<v Speaker 2>that he would deserve this far into this not relationship.

900
00:45:45.559 --> 00:45:47.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, thank you for saying that. Lourie, I fink.

901
00:45:49.679 --> 00:45:53.000
<v Speaker 1>All right, so Michelle heads back. She did not get fucked,

902
00:45:53.039 --> 00:45:54.280
<v Speaker 1>but looked like she did.

903
00:45:54.400 --> 00:45:56.719
<v Speaker 2>And well, I said, didn't you guys think be honest?

904
00:45:56.800 --> 00:46:00.159
<v Speaker 2>Just between us? Yeah, everybody stopped listening, right, Yeah, yeah,

905
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:03.440
<v Speaker 2>when Laala said, and Lala loves to just throughout the

906
00:46:03.519 --> 00:46:07.960
<v Speaker 2>sexually and the too much, she's doing too much. But

907
00:46:08.679 --> 00:46:11.679
<v Speaker 2>when she says, you look like you were freshly, didn't

908
00:46:11.719 --> 00:46:14.480
<v Speaker 2>you think? What does she look like after Dre takes

909
00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:15.119
<v Speaker 2>a dig in her?

910
00:46:17.480 --> 00:46:20.159
<v Speaker 1>She looks like she got electric it looks like she

911
00:46:20.360 --> 00:46:24.119
<v Speaker 1>broke into some heavily secured facility.

912
00:46:24.400 --> 00:46:25.239
<v Speaker 4>Now do you think her?

913
00:46:25.440 --> 00:46:27.920
<v Speaker 2>Do you think we didn't see? And it gets brought

914
00:46:27.960 --> 00:46:30.440
<v Speaker 2>up in the reunion, the reason Lacey went so hard

915
00:46:30.480 --> 00:46:33.719
<v Speaker 2>on Jesse to act appropriate. Do you think Lacey and

916
00:46:33.800 --> 00:46:35.239
<v Speaker 2>Michelle had a little moment.

917
00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:37.039
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

918
00:46:37.239 --> 00:46:39.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so, But I think that they probably

919
00:46:39.960 --> 00:46:43.320
<v Speaker 1>would be more attracted to one another than either of

920
00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:44.440
<v Speaker 1>them are to Jesse.

921
00:46:44.960 --> 00:46:48.119
<v Speaker 4>Jesse and I see if the show does go for

922
00:46:48.360 --> 00:46:52.920
<v Speaker 4>four season, I see Michelle and Lacey's bond growing stronger.

923
00:46:54.239 --> 00:46:54.760
<v Speaker 3>I do too.

924
00:46:55.920 --> 00:46:58.360
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't mind that, And I really am enjoying

925
00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:02.360
<v Speaker 2>Lacey her backstories for nominal Yeah.

926
00:47:02.519 --> 00:47:08.159
<v Speaker 1>And she's yeah, yeah, she's the only one with any

927
00:47:08.280 --> 00:47:11.239
<v Speaker 1>kind of I don't know, dynamism.

928
00:47:11.280 --> 00:47:13.000
<v Speaker 3>Everybody else just kind of okay.

929
00:47:13.119 --> 00:47:18.119
<v Speaker 1>So Luke and Kristen chap and we get Luke asking Kristen,

930
00:47:19.000 --> 00:47:22.639
<v Speaker 1>she's okay.

931
00:47:23.000 --> 00:47:27.159
<v Speaker 2>Who They go back to that that dark, depressing hotel room.

932
00:47:27.679 --> 00:47:31.400
<v Speaker 2>Too hot nanny who I don't know where she comes from,

933
00:47:31.440 --> 00:47:33.119
<v Speaker 2>But all of a sudden, you'll see this really hot

934
00:47:33.199 --> 00:47:37.960
<v Speaker 2>nanny coca baby and she's got two seconds before the

935
00:47:38.039 --> 00:47:42.119
<v Speaker 2>baby cries, and it just makes me not want to

936
00:47:42.159 --> 00:47:42.800
<v Speaker 2>have kids.

937
00:47:43.400 --> 00:47:44.559
<v Speaker 4>Don't you have kids?

938
00:47:45.119 --> 00:47:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it just maybe I shouldn't.

939
00:47:47.440 --> 00:47:52.880
<v Speaker 1>Have Oh okay, yeah No, it's a very dark room,

940
00:47:53.440 --> 00:47:55.159
<v Speaker 1>and it's such a it's.

941
00:47:55.119 --> 00:47:58.679
<v Speaker 3>You know, I hadn't thought about that. The hotel rooms

942
00:47:58.679 --> 00:48:01.760
<v Speaker 3>with kids are so they're so with babies, they're so dark.

943
00:48:01.840 --> 00:48:05.559
<v Speaker 3>They're the darkest places. They're the darkest, quietest places.

944
00:48:05.639 --> 00:48:07.480
<v Speaker 4>Well, because you have to keep the shades closed.

945
00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:08.960
<v Speaker 3>You got to keep the shades closed.

946
00:48:09.880 --> 00:48:10.599
<v Speaker 2>Fucking annoying.

947
00:48:10.719 --> 00:48:11.480
<v Speaker 3>God forbid.

948
00:48:12.239 --> 00:48:15.800
<v Speaker 2>The thing about a reality trip, a reality cash trip,

949
00:48:16.280 --> 00:48:19.119
<v Speaker 2>they never go well like that's the point. But then

950
00:48:19.199 --> 00:48:21.960
<v Speaker 2>you throw in a baby and then what's her face?

951
00:48:22.719 --> 00:48:26.239
<v Speaker 2>Nia brings that and I'm gonna be honest, that little orange,

952
00:48:26.519 --> 00:48:29.920
<v Speaker 2>the little orange baby that she has attached to her breast. Yeah,

953
00:48:30.519 --> 00:48:32.320
<v Speaker 2>a little while, I was kind of like, that's a

954
00:48:32.360 --> 00:48:35.480
<v Speaker 2>cute little baby. Yeah, there's so about that baby. And

955
00:48:35.519 --> 00:48:38.920
<v Speaker 2>then I was like it it was grown from Danny.

956
00:48:39.960 --> 00:48:40.320
<v Speaker 5>That's what.

957
00:48:41.000 --> 00:48:42.079
<v Speaker 3>It's so crazy.

958
00:48:42.320 --> 00:48:47.559
<v Speaker 1>Let's go because that little baby. I love that little baby.

959
00:48:47.599 --> 00:48:51.639
<v Speaker 1>That little baby is so beautiful and adorable.

960
00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:55.199
<v Speaker 3>And it started in let's.

961
00:48:54.960 --> 00:49:00.320
<v Speaker 2>Go when I'm in lay, can you and I because

962
00:49:00.320 --> 00:49:02.400
<v Speaker 2>this one's going to be a NAPA yah, you know

963
00:49:02.480 --> 00:49:05.480
<v Speaker 2>and Chuck E Cheese celebrating his birthday. Yeah, you and

964
00:49:05.559 --> 00:49:08.639
<v Speaker 2>I we go where they live they live in like

965
00:49:08.719 --> 00:49:10.800
<v Speaker 2>Locata or Clara.

966
00:49:11.400 --> 00:49:15.039
<v Speaker 3>Right, yeah, yeah, New Mexico. Yes, we go and.

967
00:49:14.960 --> 00:49:18.000
<v Speaker 2>We it's not kidnapping because we're not keeping it right.

968
00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:19.920
<v Speaker 3>Here's the thing.

969
00:49:20.039 --> 00:49:23.360
<v Speaker 1>As badly as I would like to smosh that little baby,

970
00:49:24.719 --> 00:49:29.360
<v Speaker 1>I can't go to Santa Clarita. It is a very disgusting, Dylan.

971
00:49:29.360 --> 00:49:31.119
<v Speaker 4>We'll take you to Jack's, I know the owner.

972
00:49:32.840 --> 00:49:35.000
<v Speaker 1>We'll go to Musso and Franks, which is a place

973
00:49:35.000 --> 00:49:36.920
<v Speaker 1>that I want to go all the time. But Pat

974
00:49:36.960 --> 00:49:39.159
<v Speaker 1>can't go because he'll be killed if people will go there.

975
00:49:39.159 --> 00:49:45.000
<v Speaker 4>Now things have been worked out, all right, whatever. Can

976
00:49:45.000 --> 00:49:46.440
<v Speaker 4>we go downstairs and go to the party.

977
00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:50.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well let's do that. By the way, I love

978
00:49:50.840 --> 00:49:52.280
<v Speaker 2>an all inclusive buffet.

979
00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:57.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, A good one is a really it's a

980
00:49:57.800 --> 00:50:02.559
<v Speaker 1>it's an exciting moment when you look at everything that's

981
00:50:02.599 --> 00:50:05.039
<v Speaker 1>before you, and then I think, after about a plate

982
00:50:05.039 --> 00:50:05.880
<v Speaker 1>in the half you go.

983
00:50:07.199 --> 00:50:09.039
<v Speaker 3>There is no good buffet, is there?

984
00:50:09.679 --> 00:50:13.280
<v Speaker 2>They exist, people breathing over it, people talk to you.

985
00:50:13.480 --> 00:50:17.119
<v Speaker 2>And what I clocked is Brittany saying, is that salad

986
00:50:17.440 --> 00:50:20.400
<v Speaker 2>can I have some ranch and I'm like that that

987
00:50:20.519 --> 00:50:24.199
<v Speaker 2>hoe is so not just seating a salad. And sure enough.

988
00:50:25.639 --> 00:50:28.800
<v Speaker 3>She can get Yeah, she can say that. We can't

989
00:50:28.880 --> 00:50:29.719
<v Speaker 3>say that now.

990
00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:36.079
<v Speaker 4>I was. I was pretty hard on Lacey this season,

991
00:50:36.760 --> 00:50:40.920
<v Speaker 4>and I didn't know, you know, obviously her traumatic pass.

992
00:50:42.400 --> 00:50:46.280
<v Speaker 4>She's so pretty when she came down these stairs tonight,

993
00:50:46.639 --> 00:50:48.719
<v Speaker 4>and we all know I was hard on her with

994
00:50:48.760 --> 00:50:50.199
<v Speaker 4>my lowbrow remarks.

995
00:50:51.480 --> 00:50:52.840
<v Speaker 3>Let need to tell Lorii what you said.

996
00:50:52.960 --> 00:50:55.440
<v Speaker 4>Well, I would say we didn't really know what she

997
00:50:55.480 --> 00:50:58.199
<v Speaker 4>looked like, and that she'd wear so much foundation you

998
00:50:58.239 --> 00:51:01.079
<v Speaker 4>could well, you could say it could hold up the

999
00:51:01.079 --> 00:51:04.239
<v Speaker 4>Empire States building on top of her face. And then

1000
00:51:04.360 --> 00:51:06.960
<v Speaker 4>but now she's a beautiful girl, and it's not like

1001
00:51:06.960 --> 00:51:12.920
<v Speaker 4>I said before. You could touch her face and oh yeah, no,

1002
00:51:13.039 --> 00:51:14.519
<v Speaker 4>I'm it's I was.

1003
00:51:14.559 --> 00:51:17.159
<v Speaker 3>So you could chip it off. It was like grout.

1004
00:51:18.000 --> 00:51:19.920
<v Speaker 4>If you just touched it too hard, parts of her

1005
00:51:19.960 --> 00:51:22.079
<v Speaker 4>face would chip. All right, let's not anymore so.

1006
00:51:22.480 --> 00:51:26.320
<v Speaker 1>If everybody's beautiful, Zach looks like a baby, and Janet is.

1007
00:51:26.280 --> 00:51:28.679
<v Speaker 2>What about that thing around his face? What about that

1008
00:51:28.719 --> 00:51:29.719
<v Speaker 2>thing around his face?

1009
00:51:36.320 --> 00:51:40.239
<v Speaker 4>Oh, swartzy, anything for a bit, you love schwartzy, Laurie.

1010
00:51:41.119 --> 00:51:42.239
<v Speaker 2>My thing about Schwartzy.

1011
00:51:43.159 --> 00:51:48.760
<v Speaker 6>I just feel like the feeling of someone that hugs

1012
00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:53.039
<v Speaker 6>you that is just so special and sweet and gooney.

1013
00:51:53.800 --> 00:51:56.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't have that in my life. You don't mean

1014
00:51:56.920 --> 00:51:59.000
<v Speaker 2>and I have had a Tom Schwartz hug and it

1015
00:51:59.039 --> 00:52:00.199
<v Speaker 2>does feel like that.

1016
00:52:01.599 --> 00:52:05.880
<v Speaker 3>You don't need that, do I not? No, you don't

1017
00:52:05.880 --> 00:52:09.880
<v Speaker 3>need What do I need? Do you have a meditation? App?

1018
00:52:10.199 --> 00:52:11.639
<v Speaker 3>I hear people need those?

1019
00:52:14.519 --> 00:52:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's get to Michelle and Danny who have a chat.

1020
00:52:18.119 --> 00:52:23.159
<v Speaker 1>And Danny approaches her pretty hews on the offenses his birthday,

1021
00:52:23.239 --> 00:52:24.639
<v Speaker 1>So why not pick a fight with one of the

1022
00:52:24.719 --> 00:52:25.840
<v Speaker 1>last from any people.

1023
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:26.760
<v Speaker 3>Who like him?

1024
00:52:27.079 --> 00:52:30.320
<v Speaker 1>So she didn't say that he made her uncomfortable.

1025
00:52:30.360 --> 00:52:31.239
<v Speaker 3>She wants to clarify.

1026
00:52:31.360 --> 00:52:35.199
<v Speaker 1>She was talking about how he makes everybody else feel uncomfortable.

1027
00:52:35.440 --> 00:52:39.360
<v Speaker 1>And Danny says, you can't make fucking generalized statements like that. Okay,

1028
00:52:39.400 --> 00:52:41.159
<v Speaker 1>that's right, blanket blanket.

1029
00:52:41.559 --> 00:52:48.199
<v Speaker 3>Yes, she can't make blanket statements like that, which is Danny.

1030
00:52:48.239 --> 00:52:53.440
<v Speaker 1>You have to pick your battles, okay, trying to police

1031
00:52:54.000 --> 00:53:00.119
<v Speaker 1>the way that Michelle is summarizing the sentiment towards you.

1032
00:53:00.119 --> 00:53:03.239
<v Speaker 4>You it's not a battle you need to pick.

1033
00:53:03.639 --> 00:53:08.119
<v Speaker 1>Again, everyone is uncomfortable about you, and by you so

1034
00:53:08.599 --> 00:53:10.079
<v Speaker 1>don't fight with Michelle about this.

1035
00:53:10.199 --> 00:53:12.719
<v Speaker 4>Also, this is why Danny and Nia in their strategy

1036
00:53:12.760 --> 00:53:16.320
<v Speaker 4>this season was so dumb and they're so unable to pivot.

1037
00:53:16.519 --> 00:53:19.880
<v Speaker 4>They're trying to push through a steel door. The cast

1038
00:53:20.000 --> 00:53:24.000
<v Speaker 4>is firm and where they're going with the direction. It

1039
00:53:24.000 --> 00:53:26.239
<v Speaker 4>should have been like, all right, what we're we gonna do? Okay,

1040
00:53:26.400 --> 00:53:31.360
<v Speaker 4>I got it, let's own what you've done, and let's

1041
00:53:31.480 --> 00:53:34.960
<v Speaker 4>change the narrative. Say I acted like an idiot, I've

1042
00:53:35.000 --> 00:53:38.280
<v Speaker 4>been stupid. Do not hand them the sword to just

1043
00:53:38.840 --> 00:53:43.119
<v Speaker 4>stab you over and over with this. He just continues

1044
00:53:43.159 --> 00:53:46.320
<v Speaker 4>the narrative by not giving in, right.

1045
00:53:46.480 --> 00:53:49.320
<v Speaker 2>And let's not forget they have doctor Dre on their

1046
00:53:49.320 --> 00:53:50.239
<v Speaker 2>team now.

1047
00:53:50.360 --> 00:53:53.639
<v Speaker 1>Well, but also Laurie's like, are you not We've been

1048
00:53:53.679 --> 00:53:58.639
<v Speaker 1>dealing with this for a season, two seasons, two seasons now,

1049
00:53:58.679 --> 00:54:01.840
<v Speaker 1>are you not fatigued by this narrative with just just

1050
00:54:01.920 --> 00:54:02.800
<v Speaker 1>this one season.

1051
00:54:03.920 --> 00:54:07.360
<v Speaker 2>I just am always amazed by all of these reality

1052
00:54:07.400 --> 00:54:11.239
<v Speaker 2>stars who I get forgetting the cameras are there, but

1053
00:54:11.320 --> 00:54:15.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't get forgetting the cameras are there right right.

1054
00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:17.239
<v Speaker 3>I love that. I love that.

1055
00:54:17.320 --> 00:54:19.840
<v Speaker 4>One of the beautiful things about Real Housewives of Rhode Island,

1056
00:54:19.880 --> 00:54:22.159
<v Speaker 4>which I know you're not a fan of Laura is

1057
00:54:22.320 --> 00:54:24.679
<v Speaker 4>They kept the storylines a moving.

1058
00:54:24.840 --> 00:54:26.360
<v Speaker 2>Lad they did.

1059
00:54:26.760 --> 00:54:30.760
<v Speaker 4>Rula's marriage was the through line, which was always interesting

1060
00:54:30.840 --> 00:54:34.079
<v Speaker 4>because there was always new video of Brian. But every

1061
00:54:34.119 --> 00:54:36.119
<v Speaker 4>week there was another shoe that dropped.

1062
00:54:36.360 --> 00:54:39.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh look he's banging outside of a wah wah again.

1063
00:54:39.880 --> 00:54:46.039
<v Speaker 2>I'm jealous my husband sometimes, the way he holds his

1064
00:54:46.199 --> 00:54:51.079
<v Speaker 2>tongue in his mouth, I want to leave him. This man,

1065
00:54:51.519 --> 00:54:55.599
<v Speaker 2>this Brian is banging everything in sight, including your mom

1066
00:54:55.920 --> 00:54:58.159
<v Speaker 2>or your mother in law. You said, not even attractive.

1067
00:54:58.280 --> 00:54:59.039
<v Speaker 3>That's right, right?

1068
00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:01.119
<v Speaker 2>He standing by her man.

1069
00:55:01.400 --> 00:55:02.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know.

1070
00:55:02.199 --> 00:55:07.000
<v Speaker 1>It's a delusion that is really admirable. So we wrap

1071
00:55:07.119 --> 00:55:09.840
<v Speaker 1>things up with Michelle and Danny by Danny saying if

1072
00:55:09.880 --> 00:55:12.960
<v Speaker 1>I make people uncomfortable, they can come to me and

1073
00:55:13.000 --> 00:55:17.440
<v Speaker 1>I will apologize to them. I love that salve that

1074
00:55:17.480 --> 00:55:20.599
<v Speaker 1>we're going to put on this thing. Don't change, Just

1075
00:55:20.880 --> 00:55:23.800
<v Speaker 1>have people come up to you and take a kind

1076
00:55:23.840 --> 00:55:26.599
<v Speaker 1>of sorrowful communion that you're going to deliver.

1077
00:55:26.880 --> 00:55:28.199
<v Speaker 3>It's just nuts.

1078
00:55:28.639 --> 00:55:32.480
<v Speaker 4>So Nia, Kristen and Zach chat and they discuss Janet

1079
00:55:32.480 --> 00:55:36.360
<v Speaker 4>being a shit star. Then Britney approaches, then Jasmine, and

1080
00:55:36.400 --> 00:55:38.639
<v Speaker 4>then the case is made that Janet is trying to

1081
00:55:38.679 --> 00:55:43.880
<v Speaker 4>cause trouble enter Janet Michelle, and then Kristin mocks Janet. Now,

1082
00:55:44.079 --> 00:55:46.840
<v Speaker 4>this is what's interesting here is this.

1083
00:55:46.760 --> 00:55:49.280
<v Speaker 1>Is a big Kristin moment for Laurie because there's no

1084
00:55:49.440 --> 00:55:52.119
<v Speaker 1>way out of this wet paper bag. She's just being

1085
00:55:52.239 --> 00:55:53.440
<v Speaker 1>absolutely awful here.

1086
00:55:53.519 --> 00:55:54.480
<v Speaker 3>Okay, sorry, go ahead.

1087
00:55:54.480 --> 00:55:57.239
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, did she grow? I don't mean with did

1088
00:55:57.280 --> 00:56:00.679
<v Speaker 2>she grow Kristen. She seems much taller this.

1089
00:56:00.599 --> 00:56:03.119
<v Speaker 1>She's more foreboding. Yeah, she's more imposing.

1090
00:56:03.320 --> 00:56:05.760
<v Speaker 4>I think this is some of the fourth wall stuff

1091
00:56:05.800 --> 00:56:09.159
<v Speaker 4>where this is cast bullshit. This is Kristin might have

1092
00:56:09.199 --> 00:56:12.159
<v Speaker 4>heard that Janet signed a deal where she made ten

1093
00:56:12.199 --> 00:56:15.719
<v Speaker 4>thousand dollars more in episode this season, and there's some resentment,

1094
00:56:16.079 --> 00:56:18.880
<v Speaker 4>so she's going to demean her for not what it's

1095
00:56:18.920 --> 00:56:19.480
<v Speaker 4>really well.

1096
00:56:19.519 --> 00:56:23.599
<v Speaker 1>But also there was just this this thing where Janet

1097
00:56:24.000 --> 00:56:29.360
<v Speaker 1>just told Britney that they fall for this, this whipping

1098
00:56:29.880 --> 00:56:32.960
<v Speaker 1>votes kind of thing that Kristen is doing, where she's

1099
00:56:33.000 --> 00:56:37.079
<v Speaker 1>like this was relayed in without the proper context.

1100
00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:39.880
<v Speaker 3>This was clearly a tactic.

1101
00:56:40.159 --> 00:56:42.599
<v Speaker 1>Not really, I mean, she was texting back and it's

1102
00:56:42.679 --> 00:56:46.480
<v Speaker 1>a nasty dime dropping, but you did say all of

1103
00:56:46.519 --> 00:56:50.400
<v Speaker 1>the things that you said. And so yeah, you did

1104
00:56:50.440 --> 00:56:52.960
<v Speaker 1>side with Nia and Danny and throw Britney under the

1105
00:56:52.960 --> 00:56:56.039
<v Speaker 1>bus as a ranch eating drunk when you're supposed to

1106
00:56:56.079 --> 00:56:59.519
<v Speaker 1>be her best friend. So it's on you can.

1107
00:56:59.559 --> 00:57:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Make a career.

1108
00:57:01.000 --> 00:57:01.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, go ahead.

1109
00:57:01.639 --> 00:57:05.800
<v Speaker 2>There was no ranch. Manuel said, we don't have ranch.

1110
00:57:06.000 --> 00:57:09.599
<v Speaker 3>Oh. Oh, I could have swore that Manuel had ranch.

1111
00:57:09.760 --> 00:57:13.199
<v Speaker 4>Oh well we did not have ranch first, and I

1112
00:57:13.239 --> 00:57:15.119
<v Speaker 4>want to thank Lori for that because those are the

1113
00:57:15.159 --> 00:57:18.360
<v Speaker 4>important details that the audience gets extremely upset about.

1114
00:57:18.400 --> 00:57:18.599
<v Speaker 3>I think.

1115
00:57:18.920 --> 00:57:20.920
<v Speaker 2>Let me ask about this because you guys are season

1116
00:57:21.079 --> 00:57:25.920
<v Speaker 2>valley watchers. Yeah, is Janet a potster? Because I remember

1117
00:57:26.199 --> 00:57:28.960
<v Speaker 2>just seeing this one. She seems like she's just sort

1118
00:57:29.000 --> 00:57:29.880
<v Speaker 2>of spitting facts.

1119
00:57:32.039 --> 00:57:33.199
<v Speaker 3>She's a tactician.

1120
00:57:33.880 --> 00:57:37.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and she has been more of a potster in

1121
00:57:37.239 --> 00:57:37.760
<v Speaker 1>the past.

1122
00:57:37.840 --> 00:57:41.519
<v Speaker 4>Now, Janet has been on the outside of Vanda Pump Rules.

1123
00:57:41.559 --> 00:57:43.800
<v Speaker 4>I assume that you, as a Vanda Pump fan, have

1124
00:57:43.880 --> 00:57:47.519
<v Speaker 4>you noticed her in the background for multiple seasons? Okay, yes,

1125
00:57:47.679 --> 00:57:51.400
<v Speaker 4>So she's been dying to get on this television program

1126
00:57:51.440 --> 00:57:55.440
<v Speaker 4>for many years. In fact, and famously, the assistant to

1127
00:57:55.440 --> 00:58:00.000
<v Speaker 4>Tom and Ariana was Janet's assistant for a little while.

1128
00:58:00.079 --> 00:58:00.599
<v Speaker 2>Stop it.

1129
00:58:02.239 --> 00:58:03.599
<v Speaker 3>So what was her name again?

1130
00:58:03.719 --> 00:58:07.320
<v Speaker 4>And yeah, Maddox.

1131
00:58:08.719 --> 00:58:13.679
<v Speaker 1>All right, So Danny is is pissed and he's talking

1132
00:58:13.719 --> 00:58:16.280
<v Speaker 1>to his King's guard, all of his boys at the table.

1133
00:58:16.880 --> 00:58:18.880
<v Speaker 3>When La La heads.

1134
00:58:18.599 --> 00:58:22.639
<v Speaker 2>Over and when she has on the babushka, you know

1135
00:58:22.760 --> 00:58:25.760
<v Speaker 2>that this is an activated not fucking around Laala.

1136
00:58:26.000 --> 00:58:28.559
<v Speaker 3>Yes, she's going to get hood.

1137
00:58:29.440 --> 00:58:32.280
<v Speaker 4>Oh she's getting hood. I'm gonna go with adderall by

1138
00:58:32.320 --> 00:58:36.119
<v Speaker 4>the way, okay, Yeah, And I think that so qualifies

1139
00:58:36.159 --> 00:58:39.679
<v Speaker 4>as sober.

1140
00:58:40.000 --> 00:58:42.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think that, you know, you can Lots of

1141
00:58:42.800 --> 00:58:46.039
<v Speaker 1>people have ruined their lives on methamphetamine salts, so I'd

1142
00:58:46.039 --> 00:58:50.559
<v Speaker 1>be leery, but it might be h It makes sense

1143
00:58:50.639 --> 00:58:53.480
<v Speaker 1>because coming down on adderall at the end of the day,

1144
00:58:53.559 --> 00:58:55.760
<v Speaker 1>I I I've heard from other people.

1145
00:58:55.840 --> 00:58:57.559
<v Speaker 3>I have no idea what it feels.

1146
00:58:57.280 --> 00:59:03.159
<v Speaker 1>Like, but yeah, you're feels like lightning and the smallest

1147
00:59:03.239 --> 00:59:06.480
<v Speaker 1>grievance will fly you into the stratosphere.

1148
00:59:06.639 --> 00:59:09.159
<v Speaker 3>So I think that I don't know, maybe you might

1149
00:59:09.159 --> 00:59:10.239
<v Speaker 3>be right. Who knows.

1150
00:59:10.519 --> 00:59:14.480
<v Speaker 2>And we know that that Daniel, as his Stepford wife

1151
00:59:14.480 --> 00:59:16.119
<v Speaker 2>calls him, it's not a small.

1152
00:59:15.840 --> 00:59:26.760
<v Speaker 1>Grievance, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel. I think that Daniel might be And.

1153
00:59:26.719 --> 00:59:29.760
<v Speaker 3>It's crazy because Nia is so gorgeous.

1154
00:59:31.039 --> 00:59:33.639
<v Speaker 2>Dunning but you know what I thought last night? It

1155
00:59:33.679 --> 00:59:35.440
<v Speaker 2>was you know, I watched it last night, sounds like

1156
00:59:35.519 --> 00:59:40.639
<v Speaker 2>you watched it tonight. Yeah, she's almost and I see

1157
00:59:40.639 --> 00:59:43.119
<v Speaker 2>this with some men too. She's almost too pretty.

1158
00:59:43.800 --> 00:59:48.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a there's a kind of uncannedy uncanny quality

1159
00:59:48.280 --> 00:59:54.639
<v Speaker 1>to it. But when she says Daniel, my vagina dries

1160
00:59:54.760 --> 00:59:57.480
<v Speaker 1>up like a raisin, it's just like, oh.

1161
00:59:57.519 --> 00:59:59.000
<v Speaker 3>Mike, well that her.

1162
00:59:59.280 --> 01:00:03.440
<v Speaker 4>That's like your scolding you with your full name saying Patrick.

1163
01:00:04.199 --> 01:00:06.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's really off putting.

1164
01:00:06.639 --> 01:00:09.519
<v Speaker 4>So this is a few things happen here that are interesting.

1165
01:00:09.639 --> 01:00:14.360
<v Speaker 4>She's trying to get him out of this situation. And

1166
01:00:14.920 --> 01:00:18.039
<v Speaker 4>also I think this is really the come to Jesus

1167
01:00:18.079 --> 01:00:21.880
<v Speaker 4>moment for her, where she's like, we shouldn't have been

1168
01:00:21.920 --> 01:00:27.400
<v Speaker 4>on this show. These people are horrible people that aren't

1169
01:00:27.480 --> 01:00:32.320
<v Speaker 4>real friends. Yeah, this is a bad situation and we've

1170
01:00:32.840 --> 01:00:36.239
<v Speaker 4>I finally realized that this is all here to just

1171
01:00:36.360 --> 01:00:37.000
<v Speaker 4>destroy us.

1172
01:00:37.079 --> 01:00:38.000
<v Speaker 3>Can I tell you something.

1173
01:00:38.199 --> 01:00:42.239
<v Speaker 1>It's the only show that they could be on. Everyone

1174
01:00:42.559 --> 01:00:44.840
<v Speaker 1>is too soft a target to take them bare the.

1175
01:00:44.920 --> 01:00:47.079
<v Speaker 2>No no, See what you guys don't know about me is

1176
01:00:47.079 --> 01:00:51.599
<v Speaker 2>I'm obsessed with cults. Yeah, and I've watched every single

1177
01:00:51.960 --> 01:00:56.440
<v Speaker 2>reality TV, cult and docu. They could easily have one

1178
01:00:56.480 --> 01:00:57.760
<v Speaker 2>of those shows on Tilson.

1179
01:00:58.119 --> 01:01:01.519
<v Speaker 1>But I think that that this is the easiest environment

1180
01:01:01.760 --> 01:01:05.639
<v Speaker 1>for them in terms of like predatory behavior. This is

1181
01:01:05.800 --> 01:01:07.559
<v Speaker 1>such a walk in the park.

1182
01:01:07.920 --> 01:01:11.119
<v Speaker 4>Dylan's to show. Dylan's making the case that on other

1183
01:01:11.159 --> 01:01:13.840
<v Speaker 4>reality shows these two people would have been eaten alive

1184
01:01:14.039 --> 01:01:18.559
<v Speaker 4>much quicker. The fact that, like there's no real apex

1185
01:01:18.639 --> 01:01:22.480
<v Speaker 4>predators on this, Like Jacks if he was still on here,

1186
01:01:22.719 --> 01:01:25.880
<v Speaker 4>he would have killed Danny immediately, just eaten them alive.

1187
01:01:26.559 --> 01:01:28.880
<v Speaker 2>Or what about the other seasons?

1188
01:01:29.000 --> 01:01:32.199
<v Speaker 4>Was Jackson he was a target of Jacks. Jax was

1189
01:01:32.280 --> 01:01:34.480
<v Speaker 4>making fun of him, proscolating him.

1190
01:01:34.519 --> 01:01:38.719
<v Speaker 1>The problem with with that effort made by Jacks is

1191
01:01:38.719 --> 01:01:42.480
<v Speaker 1>that Jacks had a very serious drug problem. So he

1192
01:01:42.519 --> 01:01:45.000
<v Speaker 1>actually went to a shack in Woodland Hills for.

1193
01:01:44.960 --> 01:01:45.760
<v Speaker 3>A couple of weeks.

1194
01:01:46.159 --> 01:01:49.079
<v Speaker 1>I called this so yeah, he got you did call

1195
01:01:49.320 --> 01:01:52.840
<v Speaker 1>the facility on the show, which I.

1196
01:01:52.800 --> 01:01:55.039
<v Speaker 3>Believe we caught a fair amount out because it was

1197
01:01:55.079 --> 01:01:56.159
<v Speaker 3>just very uncomfortable.

1198
01:01:57.599 --> 01:02:00.719
<v Speaker 2>But really do the work that no one else puts

1199
01:02:00.719 --> 01:02:01.440
<v Speaker 2>the effort into.

1200
01:02:01.679 --> 01:02:03.719
<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much Laurie for saying that.

1201
01:02:03.880 --> 01:02:07.159
<v Speaker 4>I have a question. So it's going around the interwebs.

1202
01:02:07.199 --> 01:02:10.840
<v Speaker 4>It seems like you do research, Laurie. I heard Danny

1203
01:02:10.960 --> 01:02:12.920
<v Speaker 4>and Nia did not show up for the reunion.

1204
01:02:14.599 --> 01:02:17.639
<v Speaker 1>Have you heard that Ruby said that they're not renewing

1205
01:02:17.679 --> 01:02:20.719
<v Speaker 1>for the fourth seasons. That what it is, Okay, I

1206
01:02:20.719 --> 01:02:23.719
<v Speaker 1>don't think that's been substantiated. It's a little bit like

1207
01:02:23.920 --> 01:02:27.280
<v Speaker 1>soccer transfer rumors. I'll just believe it once it's over

1208
01:02:27.320 --> 01:02:29.519
<v Speaker 1>the line, when the when the inks dry, let.

1209
01:02:29.320 --> 01:02:32.480
<v Speaker 4>Me know, because they would be filming right now.

1210
01:02:33.159 --> 01:02:36.800
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm in a text with Lacy right now.

1211
01:02:36.920 --> 01:02:39.000
<v Speaker 4>We'll get out of here, are you really.

1212
01:02:40.079 --> 01:02:45.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I'm gonna interesting. By the way, we don't

1213
01:02:45.320 --> 01:02:48.880
<v Speaker 2>want Danny and Nia back, period.

1214
01:02:50.079 --> 01:02:51.719
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to sound like a pig. But Nia

1215
01:02:51.800 --> 01:02:52.440
<v Speaker 3>is really beauty.

1216
01:02:52.679 --> 01:02:55.719
<v Speaker 4>I'll take she can be a friend of the show.

1217
01:02:57.559 --> 01:03:00.960
<v Speaker 2>You can almost have the Cynthia Bailey arc. Do you

1218
01:03:01.039 --> 01:03:02.599
<v Speaker 2>watch Atlanta? Y?

1219
01:03:02.800 --> 01:03:03.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

1220
01:03:03.719 --> 01:03:07.119
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So remember she was born again and she was,

1221
01:03:07.639 --> 01:03:11.599
<v Speaker 2>you know, totally subservient to that first husband, and now

1222
01:03:11.639 --> 01:03:16.559
<v Speaker 2>she's banging every animal sex in Adam and all. She

1223
01:03:16.719 --> 01:03:19.360
<v Speaker 2>could have that Arknea and you would you guys would

1224
01:03:19.440 --> 01:03:19.840
<v Speaker 2>love that.

1225
01:03:19.960 --> 01:03:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Hey, you would love it too, Hey, hey, hey, you

1226
01:03:23.039 --> 01:03:23.760
<v Speaker 1>would love it too?

1227
01:03:24.559 --> 01:03:28.559
<v Speaker 2>Fine, But she could they could divorce and she could

1228
01:03:29.320 --> 01:03:30.320
<v Speaker 2>get her freak flag on.

1229
01:03:30.559 --> 01:03:32.920
<v Speaker 3>I would love that, but we'll see.

1230
01:03:33.800 --> 01:03:36.519
<v Speaker 1>So thank god for Laala, who I think is bringing

1231
01:03:36.679 --> 01:03:39.159
<v Speaker 1>it that. I really do think she's bringing it this season.

1232
01:03:39.719 --> 01:03:41.599
<v Speaker 2>She's getting a lot of hate. She's getting a lot

1233
01:03:41.599 --> 01:03:42.000
<v Speaker 2>of hate.

1234
01:03:42.119 --> 01:03:42.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't get it.

1235
01:03:43.119 --> 01:03:47.960
<v Speaker 4>I don't because it's so it's so clearly contrived. I

1236
01:03:48.000 --> 01:03:49.480
<v Speaker 4>think the whole thing is she's.

1237
01:03:50.800 --> 01:03:53.880
<v Speaker 1>It's going to look more contrived if she doesn't have

1238
01:03:54.039 --> 01:03:58.320
<v Speaker 1>any fucking help. Laala is looking around at this herd

1239
01:03:58.400 --> 01:04:02.639
<v Speaker 1>of lemmings, just going, can someone please help me make

1240
01:04:02.719 --> 01:04:05.199
<v Speaker 1>this showing the leagues right?

1241
01:04:05.559 --> 01:04:10.239
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, she's used to being on like the highest quality

1242
01:04:10.280 --> 01:04:15.320
<v Speaker 6>team and now she's back in kindergarten. Yes, it's contrived,

1243
01:04:15.320 --> 01:04:18.360
<v Speaker 6>but what is she suppose she needs to do something right?

1244
01:04:18.440 --> 01:04:20.360
<v Speaker 4>I get it. She can't be like Swartz and Hi

1245
01:04:20.840 --> 01:04:23.880
<v Speaker 4>hire a mariachi band to show up at someone's apartment

1246
01:04:23.960 --> 01:04:25.119
<v Speaker 4>and think they earn their pay.

1247
01:04:25.239 --> 01:04:28.159
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I want to say two things that special?

1248
01:04:32.719 --> 01:04:35.199
<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, yes.

1249
01:04:35.320 --> 01:04:41.079
<v Speaker 1>So two things that will that she says, to which

1250
01:04:41.159 --> 01:04:44.679
<v Speaker 1>I was really relieved to hear her say directly to Nia.

1251
01:04:46.400 --> 01:04:48.679
<v Speaker 3>One, why the fuck am I talking to you?

1252
01:04:48.719 --> 01:04:52.400
<v Speaker 1>What are you doing, oh yeah with this this Jedi

1253
01:04:52.599 --> 01:04:55.760
<v Speaker 1>force field. Brittany mentions it off camera because again she

1254
01:04:55.800 --> 01:04:58.440
<v Speaker 1>won't get into any conflict, but she refers to him

1255
01:04:58.480 --> 01:05:01.880
<v Speaker 1>as a kicker who's behind the offensive line. But the

1256
01:05:01.920 --> 01:05:06.639
<v Speaker 1>second thing is that Laala says to Nia, you're pulling

1257
01:05:06.719 --> 01:05:11.559
<v Speaker 1>him away because she Nia frames it is this we

1258
01:05:11.719 --> 01:05:14.239
<v Speaker 1>just want to ds. No, no, no, you're pulling him

1259
01:05:14.280 --> 01:05:17.159
<v Speaker 1>away because you know that he's going to fucking embarrass

1260
01:05:17.199 --> 01:05:19.039
<v Speaker 1>you and he's going to embarrass himself.

1261
01:05:19.400 --> 01:05:20.880
<v Speaker 3>That's why you're getting him out of here.

1262
01:05:21.599 --> 01:05:24.880
<v Speaker 1>True enough with this whole de escalation thing.

1263
01:05:25.280 --> 01:05:26.719
<v Speaker 3>You just don't want the fighting.

1264
01:05:26.880 --> 01:05:29.480
<v Speaker 1>No, you have an image to protect, and your husband

1265
01:05:29.599 --> 01:05:32.480
<v Speaker 1>is the sharpest harpoon to take it down.

1266
01:05:32.840 --> 01:05:35.079
<v Speaker 4>What Nia should have said is, well maybe she did

1267
01:05:35.159 --> 01:05:37.559
<v Speaker 4>in a way is what why are you over here?

1268
01:05:38.800 --> 01:05:39.559
<v Speaker 4>Leave us alone?

1269
01:05:39.840 --> 01:05:42.320
<v Speaker 3>Show show show show.

1270
01:05:42.119 --> 01:05:45.159
<v Speaker 4>You are right though, it's it's just so out of place,

1271
01:05:45.239 --> 01:05:49.280
<v Speaker 4>like if there was more like first, Lalla's position was,

1272
01:05:49.920 --> 01:05:52.840
<v Speaker 4>I'm defending you, Nia, That's why I'm going after this

1273
01:05:52.920 --> 01:05:57.559
<v Speaker 4>drunk little guy, right I'm protecting you and your honor

1274
01:05:57.559 --> 01:05:59.880
<v Speaker 4>because he was being a dick to you right now,

1275
01:06:00.480 --> 01:06:03.039
<v Speaker 4>I'm just coming after him. And why are you standing

1276
01:06:03.039 --> 01:06:07.199
<v Speaker 4>in his in the way. Yeah, right, So it doesn't

1277
01:06:07.199 --> 01:06:08.400
<v Speaker 4>make any sense now we're we.

1278
01:06:08.599 --> 01:06:11.880
<v Speaker 2>All forget how she rode so hard for Randall and

1279
01:06:11.920 --> 01:06:16.039
<v Speaker 2>defended him and he was one of the worst.

1280
01:06:15.920 --> 01:06:19.599
<v Speaker 3>I know, but he had material goods he did.

1281
01:06:20.079 --> 01:06:22.159
<v Speaker 2>I thought we were gonna have so much fun.

1282
01:06:24.400 --> 01:06:26.119
<v Speaker 3>All right, So it's late on the East Coast.

1283
01:06:26.119 --> 01:06:27.840
<v Speaker 1>We want to get you out of here, but we're

1284
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<v Speaker 1>just wrapping things up. Nia begs Daniel to come up

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<v Speaker 1>to the hotel room and bang her, but he, because

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<v Speaker 1>he's a drunk, has picked a fight and he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to continue fighting. He wants to continue sucking down mescal

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<v Speaker 1>and fighting.

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<v Speaker 3>With the rest bar.

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<v Speaker 2>It was mescal and sprite might have been seven up.

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<v Speaker 4>He talks to a bartender who probably doesn't speak English

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<v Speaker 4>and says, why is my birthday not great?

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<v Speaker 1>And he said, sir, I barely speak your language.

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<v Speaker 2>God, and he says, I'm not comfortable around you. You

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<v Speaker 2>make you make me uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 3>Hard liquor and soda is a real alcoholics drink.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're a drinking liquor with sprite or with I

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<v Speaker 1>understand that there's a jack and coke cocktail you can

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<v Speaker 1>go out and get but I feel like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just vodka and coke or or tequila and sprite.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you're in a garage somewhere just really hammering.

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<v Speaker 2>When Bravo production is packing up the stuff for the

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<v Speaker 2>night and they're turning out the lights outside of the

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<v Speaker 2>buffet and he's still sitting there.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a problem.

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<v Speaker 3>It's I think, heartbreaking. So we wrap.

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<v Speaker 1>We wrap with Janet or with Nia and Kristen talking

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<v Speaker 1>and Danny sitting alone at a bar, Nia going upstairs

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<v Speaker 1>and crying, and we I think the finale.

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<v Speaker 4>Is the finale? Wow, I think it is.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's the finale of in the season in the

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<v Speaker 1>city City right first, But everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>Go listen to.

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<v Speaker 1>What's called Lori Lori al podcast or fanatically five Stars

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<v Speaker 1>tell her that bad TV sent you. I know that

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<v Speaker 1>ratings and reviews are a little antiquated and it's not

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<v Speaker 1>that important anymore, but it would be fun if you

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<v Speaker 1>have the time, go leave five Stars telling bad tvv

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<v Speaker 1>sent you. Thank you so much for joining us. You

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<v Speaker 1>were so fun. This is our first time meeting you.

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<v Speaker 1>It felt very lovely to talk to you about this

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<v Speaker 1>awful show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it really puts into respect of what's important in life.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>And what's important is maybe this show coming back because

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking I didn't want it to, but you guys,

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<v Speaker 2>you guys have made me see the importance of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're like little Yokis in that regard. We're spiritual teachers.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for joining us. We had a

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<v Speaker 1>blast with you. Everyone go listen to her show. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing saying goodbye Pat, saygobye bye Laurie.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>He is