WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.240 --> 00:00:19.760 Welcome back to part two of the And just like 2 00:00:19.879 --> 00:00:24.719 that recap, we're cappin. We're cappin real hard for you. 3 00:00:24.839 --> 00:00:27.039 We're cappin and we're grahaming about it, and then we 4 00:00:27.079 --> 00:00:28.359 cap some more and then we graham. 5 00:00:28.719 --> 00:00:31.559 Do you know what cappin means? Like, no cap? No, 6 00:00:31.679 --> 00:00:35.560 it doesn't lying. It means lying, So we're not actually capping. 7 00:00:36.280 --> 00:00:41.759 We're recapping, but no cap means no, you are illen. 8 00:00:41.840 --> 00:00:44.039 But i' might be ill in, sick and dope, I'd 9 00:00:44.079 --> 00:00:45.679 be illin. I try to. 10 00:00:45.880 --> 00:00:47.679 As you guys know I or some of you might know, 11 00:00:47.719 --> 00:00:51.079 I write for Upworthy now, and I was writing an 12 00:00:51.119 --> 00:00:53.640 article about gen X slaying that we need to bring back, 13 00:00:53.759 --> 00:00:56.520 you know, and my headline. I wrote the headline as 14 00:00:56.600 --> 00:00:59.280 some sick dope slaying that everyone needs to bring back 15 00:00:59.359 --> 00:01:03.320 unless you're ill in, right, which I thought was really cute, 16 00:01:03.320 --> 00:01:04.799 And then my boss just changed it to like. 17 00:01:05.200 --> 00:01:08.239 Wonderful ideas of bringing back geners. His was better. 18 00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:11.000 I understand I kind of missed the assignment because it's 19 00:01:11.040 --> 00:01:13.159 just not the brand. What I was trying to do 20 00:01:13.280 --> 00:01:16.799 is like, we're so edgy, but that's not quite We 21 00:01:16.840 --> 00:01:19.280 needed to like bring it down to where there's keywords 22 00:01:19.280 --> 00:01:21.879 that you know, Google's gonna find and stuff like I'm 23 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:22.879 learning that stuff. 24 00:01:22.879 --> 00:01:24.560 But I really thought I could get that one in 25 00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:28.959 because I thought I know. But like that's why I 26 00:01:28.959 --> 00:01:31.680 don't know that. Well, same, I mean, you know, I 27 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:32.040 don't know. 28 00:01:32.480 --> 00:01:34.480 But at the end of the last episode, we were 29 00:01:34.519 --> 00:01:38.640 talking about Carrie and Miranda's old dynamic because nobody's acting 30 00:01:38.680 --> 00:01:40.840 like themselves. Carrie is still being a bitch, but Miranda 31 00:01:40.959 --> 00:01:45.000 is so apologetic, and it's been so apologetic this time around. 32 00:01:45.640 --> 00:01:47.519 That was not their dynamics. So I'm going to play 33 00:01:47.560 --> 00:01:50.519 a quick scene. I won't finish the whole thing from 34 00:01:50.599 --> 00:01:51.959 my phone, so it's gonna be a little weird. But 35 00:01:52.840 --> 00:01:54.920 one of my favorite scenes from Sex and the City 36 00:01:54.959 --> 00:01:57.799 back in the day. Okay, right here we go the. 37 00:01:59.640 --> 00:02:01.359 Shocking and get away with a hang in their baby 38 00:02:01.359 --> 00:02:05.040 halter top. Do you want to go to the Hopper 39 00:02:05.120 --> 00:02:09.080 exhibit Saturday afternoon? Oh I can't. I have to work. 40 00:02:15.599 --> 00:02:19.080 I lied, I don't have to work. I'm meeting Big 41 00:02:19.120 --> 00:02:22.039 for lunch. I didn't think you'd approve. Wait, you're meeting Big, 42 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:22.879 he called. 43 00:02:23.479 --> 00:02:25.439 He sounded upset, and he said I needed to talk 44 00:02:26.240 --> 00:02:27.319 since one just Big talk. 45 00:02:28.159 --> 00:02:35.000 What does that mean? What does that mean? He's upset 46 00:02:35.000 --> 00:02:37.840 about Natasha Leeving? You know, okay, you know what. I'm 47 00:02:37.879 --> 00:02:39.400 not holding your hand through this again. 48 00:02:39.680 --> 00:02:42.319 I'm not asking you to hold my anything. We're just 49 00:02:42.360 --> 00:02:43.159 having lunch. 50 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:46.840 It's a huge mistake. It is not a huge mistake. 51 00:02:47.159 --> 00:02:50.240 It's lunch. Wake up, Carrie. How many more times are 52 00:02:50.280 --> 00:02:53.280 you going to go through this? He is bad for you, Jesus. 53 00:02:53.319 --> 00:02:54.400 Every time you get near. 54 00:02:54.319 --> 00:02:57.919 Him, you turn into this pathetic, needy, insecure victim. And 55 00:02:57.919 --> 00:02:59.560 the thing that pisses me off the most is that 56 00:02:59.599 --> 00:03:01.080 you're more than I willing to go right back for more. 57 00:03:01.560 --> 00:03:03.520 I am not going back for more. And I can't 58 00:03:03.520 --> 00:03:07.319 even believe. I can't believe you would say that to me. 59 00:03:07.759 --> 00:03:08.520 If you start up with. 60 00:03:08.479 --> 00:03:10.919 Big again, I am not just starting off with Big again. 61 00:03:11.120 --> 00:03:12.520 Well, if you do, I don't want to know anything 62 00:03:12.520 --> 00:03:15.680 about it. I mean to carry no calls, no crying. 63 00:03:15.879 --> 00:03:17.280 What are you gonna do, Miranda? You're gonna cut me 64 00:03:17.280 --> 00:03:19.960 out of your life like you did to Steve. What 65 00:03:20.080 --> 00:03:20.960 the first. 66 00:03:20.680 --> 00:03:23.639 Sign of any little weakness or flaw and you just 67 00:03:23.759 --> 00:03:27.960 write people off? Oh my god, Miranda, you are so judgmental. 68 00:03:29.080 --> 00:03:31.719 Oh what you can say that I'm aesthetic and needy 69 00:03:31.759 --> 00:03:34.680 and I can't say anything to you. You know, everybody's 70 00:03:34.680 --> 00:03:39.080 not as tough as you, Miranda Pete. Some of us 71 00:03:39.159 --> 00:03:39.879 make mistakes. 72 00:03:39.919 --> 00:03:41.960 Okay, So that was pretty much it. But isn't that like, 73 00:03:42.199 --> 00:03:43.240 that's good writing. 74 00:03:43.759 --> 00:03:45.599 That's how people. 75 00:03:45.280 --> 00:03:48.159 Talk, that's how friends talk, that's how we've talked. We've 76 00:03:48.199 --> 00:03:52.520 had that exact conversation. You probably will again, maybe next time. 77 00:03:52.639 --> 00:03:54.280 Maybe this could be a code for us when we 78 00:03:54.319 --> 00:03:56.879 start having that conversation. I'll just I'll just get the 79 00:03:56.960 --> 00:04:00.439 script out. I'll be like, I'll just read it. I'm 80 00:04:00.479 --> 00:04:03.080 just gonna I'm let me let the words of Michael 81 00:04:03.120 --> 00:04:06.520 Patrick Kinge. Perhaps you can speak better for me in 82 00:04:06.520 --> 00:04:08.000 this situation, and then you. 83 00:04:07.919 --> 00:04:12.120 Can do it. But now now Miranda is now Carrie's 84 00:04:12.280 --> 00:04:15.000 still the same, but Miranda, she can't say anything. It's 85 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:17.319 just like yeah, because now probably because now Sarah Jessica 86 00:04:17.360 --> 00:04:20.480 Parker has more of a like exec producer. She already does, 87 00:04:20.600 --> 00:04:23.160 but now she's like in charge. So she's like, I 88 00:04:23.160 --> 00:04:26.639 think she'd apologize to me for that. Yeah, I'm so sorry. 89 00:04:26.680 --> 00:04:32.040 I'm so sorry your lord ass. So now everybody is like, hey, Sarah, 90 00:04:32.199 --> 00:04:34.759 I don't know if you've seen the reviews, but like, 91 00:04:35.759 --> 00:04:39.720 people are really not liking Chay and she's like, I 92 00:04:39.720 --> 00:04:42.160 don't know, I haven't read anything. I've read anything. Who's Shay? 93 00:04:43.480 --> 00:04:46.360 So I say just keep her and then you know, 94 00:04:46.519 --> 00:04:49.759 I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. Okay. 95 00:04:49.800 --> 00:04:52.120 So from that scene, now we go to Charlotte yelling 96 00:04:52.160 --> 00:04:55.079 at all her family. She's just yelling and this everyone's 97 00:04:55.240 --> 00:04:58.120 yelling in the scene. It's very noisy, and I don't like. 98 00:04:58.120 --> 00:05:03.040 That, and it's also so completely wrong for her character. 99 00:05:03.680 --> 00:05:06.480 Her whole thing last time. First of all, her whole 100 00:05:06.480 --> 00:05:08.639 thing was she was so scared to take a job 101 00:05:08.959 --> 00:05:12.240 because she's like, but my brand is being there for 102 00:05:12.360 --> 00:05:15.879 my family and being a mom absolutely comes first. Now 103 00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:19.000 she suddenly like, fuck all of you you ever met that? 104 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:23.120 I do remember they did explain that and last not 105 00:05:23.399 --> 00:05:25.959 in Sexon City, but she did quit and came back 106 00:05:26.000 --> 00:05:28.680 because her kids were really proud of her for it, 107 00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:30.800 and because she was really scared to tell the kids 108 00:05:30.839 --> 00:05:33.319 and like, yeah, no, of course you should work. Remember 109 00:05:33.399 --> 00:05:35.160 there was a scene, so that does make sense. Okay, 110 00:05:35.199 --> 00:05:38.480 So now she's thrown herself into it. But now she's like, 111 00:05:38.639 --> 00:05:41.600 it's all your fault. It's all your fault because and 112 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:44.800 the kids. The kids are basically like wait what right, 113 00:05:44.920 --> 00:05:45.399 She's like. 114 00:05:45.519 --> 00:05:49.720 Yeah, where's my laundry mom? Where's my food mom? By 115 00:05:50.000 --> 00:05:53.240 vegan dog food mom, which was it's supposed to be 116 00:05:53.319 --> 00:05:55.480 kind of a joke, but all it does is make 117 00:05:55.519 --> 00:05:58.959 it seem like she has the most entitled fucking kids 118 00:05:59.319 --> 00:06:00.000 on the planet. 119 00:06:00.560 --> 00:06:00.720 Right. 120 00:06:00.839 --> 00:06:05.800 Yet we are also shown this whole thing where all 121 00:06:05.879 --> 00:06:08.279 the moms, all these Upper east Side moms. Is it 122 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:10.759 Upper East sid or West Side? I don't know where 123 00:06:10.759 --> 00:06:13.720 they are. I think east Side Upper east Side moms. 124 00:06:13.839 --> 00:06:17.399 Rich moms are like, oh my nanny does that. I 125 00:06:17.399 --> 00:06:19.480 don't spend any time with my kids. But now she's 126 00:06:19.519 --> 00:06:22.319 like what, Yeah, how come I can't just abuse you 127 00:06:22.360 --> 00:06:24.720 guys and just you know, neglect you guys. And they're 128 00:06:24.759 --> 00:06:30.720 like you can what are you talking about? And she's like, 129 00:06:30.800 --> 00:06:33.240 did you know you guys are holding back my career? 130 00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:37.079 Like it's just insane. Why is Anthony there too? 131 00:06:37.160 --> 00:06:38.959 I mean, listen, I know people have people over and 132 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:42.399 there's like fabulous fun dinners, but it just just like, 133 00:06:42.519 --> 00:06:45.160 oh my god, he's there and they're having this big dinner. 134 00:06:45.240 --> 00:06:49.040 And then at first I thought JOSEPPI, who's her his boyfriend? 135 00:06:49.079 --> 00:06:51.000 I thought that was the ballet dancer unless he was 136 00:06:51.040 --> 00:06:51.600 also there? 137 00:06:51.959 --> 00:06:56.000 Oh my god. At first, yes, it took me a minute. 138 00:06:56.160 --> 00:06:58.680 I was like, would she already would they have skipped 139 00:06:58.680 --> 00:07:01.360 something where she's already like dating that guy? And then 140 00:07:01.360 --> 00:07:03.759 I was like, oh, it's j Seppy, right. They shouldn't 141 00:07:03.759 --> 00:07:05.360 have made them look so that. You can't do that 142 00:07:05.439 --> 00:07:09.160 to like faceblind people. That's crazy. So she's talking non, 143 00:07:09.920 --> 00:07:12.600 I know, this is just the show, Okay, So I 144 00:07:12.680 --> 00:07:14.839 get it. I get that we can't change what the 145 00:07:14.879 --> 00:07:18.519 story is, but I just don't. I don't both believe 146 00:07:18.879 --> 00:07:21.879 that Anthony's best friend because basically the whole thing is 147 00:07:21.879 --> 00:07:24.680 that he's supposed to be best friends with Charlotte, so 148 00:07:24.839 --> 00:07:27.439 they're like family, so he comes to all of her stuff, 149 00:07:27.519 --> 00:07:32.079 and that's possible, okay from the beginning, they right, But 150 00:07:32.160 --> 00:07:34.759 I don't believe that he I don't believe that Anthony 151 00:07:34.759 --> 00:07:38.560 would be best friends with this type of with this 152 00:07:38.680 --> 00:07:42.639 character with Charlotte now or Charlotte. No, with Charlotte now. 153 00:07:42.879 --> 00:07:47.680 I think like he's just maybe like grandfathered in, yes exactly, 154 00:07:47.839 --> 00:07:50.240 so they're just friends. Like I do believe their friendship, 155 00:07:50.600 --> 00:07:52.839 but it's just such a manic scene. And I also 156 00:07:52.879 --> 00:07:55.399 could do without her completely. I wish they would write 157 00:07:55.399 --> 00:07:58.439 her off. That's it's not the show that we're doing, 158 00:07:58.519 --> 00:08:01.959 so like, I don't, Yeah, I don't get that, Harry, 159 00:08:02.600 --> 00:08:04.680 I just don't. I didn't really understand what they were 160 00:08:04.680 --> 00:08:07.319 even talking about. Oh, Harry wants to go close shopping. 161 00:08:07.879 --> 00:08:12.600 Well, first, because first, what's her name? Charlotte's like, I'm 162 00:08:12.759 --> 00:08:17.319 just like an old mom and everybody's young. And then Harry, Okay, 163 00:08:17.680 --> 00:08:19.639 first of all, this would be a good time to 164 00:08:19.959 --> 00:08:23.040 talk about the fact that Evan Handler. We're friends with 165 00:08:23.120 --> 00:08:25.639 him on Facebook, per some are friends with him on Facebook, 166 00:08:25.639 --> 00:08:28.199 although sometimes he scolds us and then we're like, oh, 167 00:08:28.800 --> 00:08:31.920 but Evan Handler is so fucking cool on Facebook. He's 168 00:08:31.959 --> 00:08:35.519 basically just does not give a fuck. He's very political, 169 00:08:35.919 --> 00:08:39.240 very political, very outspoken, and he will go toe to 170 00:08:39.279 --> 00:08:42.120 toe with people. If they say something that he doesn't like, 171 00:08:42.240 --> 00:08:44.519 he'll just be like, you're an idiot, get off my page. 172 00:08:44.600 --> 00:08:49.039 You know we like that, But on the show, they've Okay, 173 00:08:49.200 --> 00:08:52.480 this is what I thought about. When you were talking 174 00:08:52.519 --> 00:08:56.440 about how Carrie comes across as being like eighty, I 175 00:08:56.480 --> 00:09:00.840 was like, so but Harry is like a hundred I know, 176 00:09:01.440 --> 00:09:04.799 I agree it is a little old man hunched over. 177 00:09:05.000 --> 00:09:07.480 He was always bald, so that's okay, but lunched over 178 00:09:07.559 --> 00:09:10.279 he has he's a little bird. They try to showcase 179 00:09:10.519 --> 00:09:13.320 he has like little bird legs. He almost talks like 180 00:09:13.399 --> 00:09:16.279 he's an old man. So after Charlotte goes, I'm just 181 00:09:16.320 --> 00:09:19.080 an old mom and everybody's young, and Harry they give 182 00:09:19.159 --> 00:09:23.240 him the line, Yeah, at my job, there's all these 183 00:09:23.320 --> 00:09:28.799 young turks and I'm SpongeBob square partner and I almost 184 00:09:28.799 --> 00:09:31.440 had to turn off my TV ill my remote controller cuss. 185 00:09:31.480 --> 00:09:34.480 As you know, later that line gets even remade to 186 00:09:34.600 --> 00:09:35.240 a worse thing. 187 00:09:35.399 --> 00:09:37.799 Yes, oh, which is I think the name of the 188 00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:41.360 show this episode. But we'll come back to that. Uh 189 00:09:41.600 --> 00:09:42.120 you know what I mean. 190 00:09:42.200 --> 00:09:45.000 They called it, called it Harry go lightly, which I can't. 191 00:09:45.000 --> 00:09:47.320 I can't believe they just did that. You're like, you 192 00:09:47.440 --> 00:09:49.919 never wanted to make a breakfast at Tiffany's. Well no, 193 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:51.840 they did make a reference at one point, but okay, 194 00:09:52.960 --> 00:09:53.759 but yeah, but. 195 00:09:53.759 --> 00:09:57.519 He's like, but suddenly he's like, I mean, I'm just 196 00:09:57.639 --> 00:09:59.759 this old man who goes to my job and I 197 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:06.639 ever party and then rocks like rightfully, so is like, yeah, 198 00:10:07.399 --> 00:10:12.120 that's who you are, Like I don't understand why, and 199 00:10:12.159 --> 00:10:14.399 I really, I really was like, I'm not trying to 200 00:10:14.399 --> 00:10:16.519 pick this apart. I was trying to like it for 201 00:10:16.600 --> 00:10:18.200 all the people out there that are like, well, you 202 00:10:18.279 --> 00:10:21.600 hate watching it, but yeah, I'm not going into it. 203 00:10:21.679 --> 00:10:23.720 We're not I hate watching it. We're watching it because 204 00:10:23.720 --> 00:10:25.720 we want it to be good. We're watching it because 205 00:10:25.759 --> 00:10:29.360 I loved the first like Sex and the City, like 206 00:10:29.440 --> 00:10:32.639 I'm in for this. There's it has. It has so 207 00:10:32.759 --> 00:10:37.240 much potential to speak to our generation. It has. It 208 00:10:37.440 --> 00:10:42.399 has the potential to make us feel like nostalgic and 209 00:10:42.440 --> 00:10:44.480 to go, oh my god, they get us now. They 210 00:10:44.519 --> 00:10:47.080 got us then and they get us now. Definitely, Why 211 00:10:47.480 --> 00:10:51.200 why are you insulting us with like with making Harry 212 00:10:51.279 --> 00:10:54.879 be a full on old man who's like, oh my 213 00:10:55.279 --> 00:10:59.200 back hurt. I can't I have geans? What are genes? 214 00:11:00.200 --> 00:11:05.720 We look like guy at six Flags that dances unless 215 00:11:05.720 --> 00:11:08.120 he looks like, I mean, why is this happening? So 216 00:11:08.159 --> 00:11:10.519 he wants to go shopping and they're like just maybe 217 00:11:10.559 --> 00:11:13.919 just seppy, like somebody cool, they need somebody hip. I've 218 00:11:13.919 --> 00:11:17.039 got it, Carrie will go shopping with him. Carrie doesn't 219 00:11:17.080 --> 00:11:18.000 do anything for anybody. 220 00:11:18.000 --> 00:11:20.000 It's also kind of a joke, like that should have 221 00:11:20.080 --> 00:11:23.159 just been a throwaway. I don't know what what writer's 222 00:11:23.279 --> 00:11:27.039 room where people are like, I have an idea, we'll 223 00:11:27.039 --> 00:11:29.799 make it real. Why wouldn't you just make Harry go 224 00:11:29.919 --> 00:11:30.960 you know what, Charlotte? 225 00:11:31.000 --> 00:11:33.879 We are old it's okay, or like we don't have 226 00:11:33.919 --> 00:11:36.399 to see the scene where he goes and buys the jeans. 227 00:11:36.480 --> 00:11:37.840 We don't have to go see that. 228 00:11:38.639 --> 00:11:40.720 We were gonna see this whole thing, and it's just 229 00:11:40.759 --> 00:11:43.559 such a waste every time they cut to Charlotte or 230 00:11:43.600 --> 00:11:45.799 anything to do with her, I'm like, I am out, 231 00:11:46.000 --> 00:11:48.720 I am? I mean, is it's better than mister missus 232 00:11:48.720 --> 00:11:51.559 fingerfuck from last Hi? 233 00:11:53.879 --> 00:11:56.919 Hi, Jason o'donald. You should come through the show at 234 00:11:56.919 --> 00:12:02.840 the Virgil company, should like mutchel, Oh, this is my girlfriend, 235 00:12:04.360 --> 00:12:05.480 Jack o'donald. 236 00:12:06.960 --> 00:12:08.519 You didn't even say that to me. You said hi 237 00:12:08.600 --> 00:12:11.919 to him twice. I don't like her, okay. 238 00:12:12.120 --> 00:12:15.519 Also, another thing I could do without, honestly is Anthony 239 00:12:15.559 --> 00:12:20.159 and GIUSEPPI going with Anthony barking at him, going why 240 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:22.600 won't you show your dick on the sidewalk? I don't 241 00:12:22.679 --> 00:12:25.159 understand you could help my business. And he's like, I'm 242 00:12:25.159 --> 00:12:31.759 a pellet onesie right and stand on the sidewalk. I 243 00:12:31.799 --> 00:12:36.039 don't want to be commodified. I just read so much yelling. 244 00:12:36.159 --> 00:12:38.559 And then, as if that can't get worse, then we 245 00:12:38.639 --> 00:12:40.840 go to the cutesy music that I hate that's in 246 00:12:40.919 --> 00:12:44.759 every Nancy Meyers movie where they're like sneaking around doing something. 247 00:12:45.039 --> 00:12:47.720 So it's Seema is about to have a chat with Elliott, 248 00:12:47.720 --> 00:12:49.039 and the music's like, boo. 249 00:12:50.799 --> 00:12:53.639 We're so weird, it's so crazy. Things are about to 250 00:12:53.679 --> 00:12:58.399 get silly. But it's not. No, it's that kind of 251 00:12:58.480 --> 00:13:03.519 because Elliot. Yeah, Elliott is like, yeah, I'm retiring five. 252 00:13:03.679 --> 00:13:07.279 When he goes I'm ninety. Yeah, no, he's not ninety. 253 00:13:07.440 --> 00:13:10.879 It might be oh my god, remember what he said. 254 00:13:10.919 --> 00:13:13.039 He said like gay ninety is like a straight man, 255 00:13:13.159 --> 00:13:15.159 you know, seventy. So we're all kind of shocked that 256 00:13:15.440 --> 00:13:18.200 I bet he is. I bet that guy is. No. 257 00:13:18.759 --> 00:13:22.240 Well, whatever, let's find out. You keep going, you keep going, 258 00:13:22.240 --> 00:13:22.759 I'll find it. 259 00:13:23.600 --> 00:13:25.960 Oh you're gonna find it. Yeah, you keep talking, tell us, 260 00:13:26.039 --> 00:13:28.879 let's keep this show going. But then i'llh okay, you 261 00:13:28.919 --> 00:13:31.080 find out that actor. And then find out how old 262 00:13:31.120 --> 00:13:34.360 he is, because I I thought they said it kind 263 00:13:34.360 --> 00:13:37.679 of in a cartoony way, but then they never were like, Okay, 264 00:13:37.679 --> 00:13:41.679 I'm kidding. It's like, there's no way I could. I could, Okay, eighty, 265 00:13:42.000 --> 00:13:44.759 I'll even I'll even go with you if you say 266 00:13:44.799 --> 00:13:48.000 he's eighty and he's just very spry. Okay, but I'm 267 00:13:48.039 --> 00:13:51.639 gonna say he's seventy eight, not ninety. You keep going. 268 00:13:51.799 --> 00:13:55.039 So he basically says okay. So he's like, uh, it's 269 00:13:55.240 --> 00:13:58.360 very and again I am pronouncing this wrong, so you 270 00:13:58.399 --> 00:14:00.759 guys can correct me. I will come you to correct me. 271 00:14:00.840 --> 00:14:04.000 But it's very deuse matchina, which is not how you 272 00:14:04.039 --> 00:14:07.200 say it, but it means okay. So just we have 273 00:14:07.279 --> 00:14:10.279 to change this story. So just the gods come and 274 00:14:10.399 --> 00:14:13.000 like change it. And he's like, yeah, I'm retiring and 275 00:14:13.039 --> 00:14:16.039 I'm sold my shares to a guy named Ryan, who 276 00:14:16.080 --> 00:14:19.360 I guess we're supposed to know about, but I don't 277 00:14:19.399 --> 00:14:22.120 know who that guy is. And then, for no reason 278 00:14:22.200 --> 00:14:24.919 that I understand, but maybe it was set up in 279 00:14:24.919 --> 00:14:28.960 season one or two, I don't know. Seema's mad, so 280 00:14:29.000 --> 00:14:34.200 she's like, I'm mad. I was second in command and 281 00:14:34.240 --> 00:14:36.919 now I'm still going to be second in command just 282 00:14:36.960 --> 00:14:40.200 to a different guy. But for some reason that makes 283 00:14:40.240 --> 00:14:42.480 me so angry that I'm going to take all the 284 00:14:42.519 --> 00:14:46.120 sick days. And I wrote, which obviously means she's First 285 00:14:46.120 --> 00:14:48.639 of all, a mark of a bad show to me 286 00:14:49.399 --> 00:14:52.399 is when I'm already and I'm not trying to put 287 00:14:52.399 --> 00:14:55.559 myself down and say I'm not smart. Great, but when 288 00:14:55.679 --> 00:14:59.399 I'm going, oh, okay, so now Seema's going to go 289 00:14:59.440 --> 00:15:02.879 with Carrie, like we've done all this so that Sema 290 00:15:02.919 --> 00:15:03.399 can get. 291 00:15:03.320 --> 00:15:05.000 And that's a long way to go just to get 292 00:15:05.039 --> 00:15:07.600 to that, Like that's what you're say saying, I'm almost 293 00:15:07.639 --> 00:15:09.360 there because I'm looking through the cast list. 294 00:15:09.879 --> 00:15:14.039 It happens again when later in the episode and I 295 00:15:14.480 --> 00:15:16.279 don't want to like, I mean, I could tell you 296 00:15:16.320 --> 00:15:19.200 when we get there, but also when she backs up 297 00:15:19.200 --> 00:15:23.279 when the thing says do not back up severe tired neck. God, Yes, 298 00:15:23.720 --> 00:15:27.960 I was like, okay, so Seema can't go backwards in life. 299 00:15:28.039 --> 00:15:30.639 She needs to go forward. And then I said it 300 00:15:30.679 --> 00:15:34.159 out loud to John and then literally the next line 301 00:15:34.240 --> 00:15:38.039 is She's like, oh my gosh, Carrie, like the sign says, 302 00:15:38.360 --> 00:15:40.799 and I was like, are you are you? This show 303 00:15:40.919 --> 00:15:42.519 is made for like seven year olds. 304 00:15:42.519 --> 00:15:45.320 Okay, so Elliot is named his real name is John Glover, 305 00:15:45.519 --> 00:15:50.759 and he is Bump Bump bomb eighty, so he's not ninety, 306 00:15:50.799 --> 00:15:53.639 but he could be ninety, but he's eighty. So it's 307 00:15:53.679 --> 00:15:55.919 a little we're like kind of in between. It doesn't matter. 308 00:15:56.080 --> 00:16:01.480 I mean, I your point is, why why make him ninety? 309 00:16:01.519 --> 00:16:04.759 Just make him eighty, That's what I say. Why couldn't 310 00:16:04.759 --> 00:16:06.559 he retire at eighty? Why do you have to do 311 00:16:06.600 --> 00:16:09.679 something that's cartoony? So why does everything have to be 312 00:16:09.840 --> 00:16:11.600 like he's not Why do we have to watch it 313 00:16:11.639 --> 00:16:14.240 and go, he's but he's not ninety? But that wouldn't happen. 314 00:16:14.279 --> 00:16:16.440 Every scene for me is like, but that wouldn't That 315 00:16:16.480 --> 00:16:17.399 wouldn't happen that way. 316 00:16:17.559 --> 00:16:21.440 So the big thing here is like, okay, uh oh, 317 00:16:21.720 --> 00:16:23.960 selling my shares and whatever. And then but guess what, 318 00:16:24.200 --> 00:16:27.639 I'm Ryan's sister, han is buying me out. Who if 319 00:16:27.639 --> 00:16:30.480 you watch you watch that stuff? Right? Million dollars listing 320 00:16:30.480 --> 00:16:33.879 New York. He's a big Brava guy. Ryan's big, and 321 00:16:34.360 --> 00:16:36.399 he has his own shows. He's kind of like a 322 00:16:36.399 --> 00:16:39.240 little villainy. They all are, because you know, there's cutthroat 323 00:16:39.679 --> 00:16:43.480 but whatever I know people that know him personally. I 324 00:16:43.519 --> 00:16:45.200 know someone who did business with him and it was 325 00:16:45.559 --> 00:16:48.480 very not good, Like he really like he had to 326 00:16:48.480 --> 00:16:50.480 be yelled at this guy. So he's kind of like 327 00:16:50.519 --> 00:16:54.440 a yeah, he kind of owns the real himself. 328 00:16:54.519 --> 00:16:57.679 Yes, it would be like if a restaurant got reviewed 329 00:16:57.679 --> 00:17:01.480 and Gordon Ramsay came in. Correct, he's play himself. Okay. 330 00:17:01.480 --> 00:17:03.480 Well I didn't know who that was so that it 331 00:17:03.600 --> 00:17:04.880 didn't so to me, I was. 332 00:17:04.880 --> 00:17:07.519 Just like, okay, right, he is cute, though, I have 333 00:17:07.559 --> 00:17:10.039 to say I've always had a very big crush on him. 334 00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:13.559 I said what I said, how I feel and if 335 00:17:13.559 --> 00:17:15.720 anyone has eyes on him. I know he's married with kids, 336 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:18.359 but like you know, if that were to break up, okay, 337 00:17:18.960 --> 00:17:22.039 But and he's not like he's not like the and 338 00:17:22.079 --> 00:17:24.440 he's not a good m he's not a good actor 339 00:17:24.519 --> 00:17:27.200 because he's playing himself right, and he's like, oh I 340 00:17:27.200 --> 00:17:30.559 thought there's going to be a party or get out 341 00:17:30.559 --> 00:17:30.839 of here. 342 00:17:31.119 --> 00:17:31.599 Stop it. 343 00:17:32.160 --> 00:17:35.279 So now Carrie, now we have to have the scene 344 00:17:35.319 --> 00:17:36.640 that we just talked about. 345 00:17:36.480 --> 00:17:39.480 Also just just I know this is just okay, but 346 00:17:39.519 --> 00:17:43.319 it's like bananas on bananas when Sema walks out and 347 00:17:43.480 --> 00:17:46.839 is like, grabs the champagne bottle and walks out. Nobody 348 00:17:46.839 --> 00:17:50.920 would be Seema is the worst behaved person and not 349 00:17:51.039 --> 00:17:55.599 a fun badly behave but she's elitist. She's rude, like 350 00:17:55.680 --> 00:17:57.880 she did like she was rude to the guy that 351 00:17:58.119 --> 00:18:01.960 the egypt director, Guy ourf guy. She's just rude to 352 00:18:02.039 --> 00:18:06.079 people like on what planet would you be able to 353 00:18:06.119 --> 00:18:08.480 just be like fuck you Ryan, whoever you are giving 354 00:18:08.519 --> 00:18:11.359 your champagne and storm out? And then then one of 355 00:18:11.359 --> 00:18:13.680 the guys like I like her. He's like, I like 356 00:18:13.759 --> 00:18:17.880 Elia Joh, I like her too? What No, that's the button? 357 00:18:17.960 --> 00:18:20.640 That's it? Boom boom bum bum bum. Then as if 358 00:18:20.640 --> 00:18:23.559 we're not bump bum bumping enough, it's so adorable that 359 00:18:23.599 --> 00:18:26.720 Carrie's gonna take Harry shopping, She's like, and she's being 360 00:18:26.720 --> 00:18:29.119 a bitch too. She's like, you said this was going 361 00:18:29.160 --> 00:18:32.720 to be twenty minutes. You said women are because you 362 00:18:32.720 --> 00:18:35.759 said men are decisive, right is that supposed to be 363 00:18:35.799 --> 00:18:38.559 like men are like this, but women are like this. 364 00:18:38.680 --> 00:18:40.039 Where do you have to be? Carrie? 365 00:18:40.359 --> 00:18:42.960 You got you gotta put together a little thing to 366 00:18:43.000 --> 00:18:45.440 go on your trip. Nothing, you're not doing anything, you 367 00:18:45.480 --> 00:18:46.200 have nothing to. 368 00:18:46.200 --> 00:18:50.799 Think, nothing, and why is Carrie also, I mean, I 369 00:18:50.839 --> 00:18:53.160 know we already talked about this at the beginning, but 370 00:18:53.279 --> 00:18:55.880 so now she's so gung ho to go visit Aiden, 371 00:18:56.200 --> 00:18:59.720 who she could go visit at any time. She's so 372 00:18:59.759 --> 00:19:02.680 scared that she can't just fly there any day and 373 00:19:02.720 --> 00:19:06.240 go Aiden, we let's hang out. No, she can't because 374 00:19:06.279 --> 00:19:09.359 some arbitrary five year thing that when it's convenient for 375 00:19:09.440 --> 00:19:11.400 him to put her off for five years, it's great, 376 00:19:11.680 --> 00:19:14.640 but when it's not, he's like, Oh, I'm just gonna 377 00:19:14.640 --> 00:19:17.279 fly in and see you spontaneously, so you can do that. 378 00:19:17.319 --> 00:19:21.480 She can't. But now she suddenly, for no reason, hates 379 00:19:21.480 --> 00:19:23.920 her career so much that she refuses to go to 380 00:19:24.480 --> 00:19:27.599 San Francisco, refuses to go to self by Southwest. Why 381 00:19:27.680 --> 00:19:30.240 why would she possibly be like, no, I'll only go 382 00:19:30.319 --> 00:19:33.440 on this trip because she's insane, Because she doesn't. She's 383 00:19:33.519 --> 00:19:35.799 not written the way she would be. She's not who 384 00:19:35.839 --> 00:19:38.000 she is anymore. But I want to talk about how 385 00:19:38.079 --> 00:19:40.240 mean they are to harry here. So he's they're throwing 386 00:19:40.279 --> 00:19:42.720 them all these very low waisted type pants, which, by 387 00:19:42.720 --> 00:19:44.720 the way, low waisted on a short person is not 388 00:19:44.839 --> 00:19:47.279 a good look. I'm learning a lot more about my body. 389 00:19:47.759 --> 00:19:49.440 I am thinking, and we do not have them as 390 00:19:49.440 --> 00:19:52.400 a sponsor, but I tried to get them. Short story. 391 00:19:52.480 --> 00:19:54.240 Short story is a thing where you can like I 392 00:19:54.240 --> 00:19:57.799 want to do, want it too. It comes up in 393 00:19:57.839 --> 00:19:59.799 my ads all the time. No, let me tell me 394 00:20:00.160 --> 00:20:02.640 buy pants. They're you know, I've I've shrunk a little 395 00:20:02.640 --> 00:20:05.039 bit anytime I go to buy pants or like a 396 00:20:05.039 --> 00:20:07.519 little like jumpsuit, which is the ad that comes up 397 00:20:07.519 --> 00:20:10.319 in my Facebook feed all the time. It drags on 398 00:20:10.359 --> 00:20:10.799 the floor. 399 00:20:11.039 --> 00:20:13.720 You want a higher wasted everything needs to be higher weight. 400 00:20:13.880 --> 00:20:15.920 They have a really great way and I learned a 401 00:20:15.960 --> 00:20:17.799