Speaker 1: Rot and Simulation, Broke and Simulation, Sam Frith.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Similar Sorry, Johnny Woodard.
Speaker 3: We're in it.
Speaker 2: Pay Pigs in the House, Pay pigs in the house.
What what pigs in the house. Yes, welcome to pay
pigs that's it, boy man, I love pay pigs lot.
A lot, a lot of feisty comments last time. A
lot of feisty comments in the Tim fall Hat facebook
page too. Yeah, oh yeah. Sometimes I just go in
there just see how it's going. Numbers seem to be
going up over there, and yeah one of the things.
Can you go, Well, I don't know if you'll find it.
But someone's like, huh, you know, the show has been
really good lately. But I wish Sam would let people talk.
I like, I don't know what you guys want for me. Okay,
this is a show I talk. Matt Smack.
Speaker 4: I'm like, that's a I mean, that's a comment from
four years ago.
Speaker 2: Bro comics were I wish you'd go back to the
old format when Off the Grid Ryan was on what
like six years ago.
Speaker 4: I mean, it is funny. I'm curious, So Tiinfoil has it?
I got to put sound treatment in this room. Jeez,
has it evolved from your because it was different then,
but I don't think it was better. And it was
more of a comedy show then though. Did you envision
it originally as more of a comedy.
Speaker 2: It was me talking to comics about conspiracies comics.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then then Off the Grid started.
Speaker 2: Booking like real people, and then it became something way bigger.
Speaker 4: Just people he wanted to talk to. I guarantee if
Anton Levey had been alive, he would have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he would have been like, dude, I got this
guy to sacrifices children to Moloch, let's interview him.
Speaker 4: You know, he was open minded. Where have you heard
from him Off the Grid?
Speaker 2: No, this time he's gotten really off the grid. Usually
it's about two years, but it's been longer than two years.
I think since we've seen him.
Speaker 4: I hope he's okay. Last time I saw him was
just that I think one of your shows, probably at
the Comedy Store a couple of years ago, and that
was it.
Speaker 2: You know, Off the Grid only shows Off shows up
and so unalives himself.
Speaker 3: That's the last time. So he came back.
Speaker 2: We came back after Brody said goodbye and then started
like borrowing a lot of money. And then he gets
into this thing where you know, and he went through
some stuff with his brother passing. He took that really hard,
which I understand, and then he just got a little crazy.
Speaker 3: And then we haven't.
Speaker 2: Seen him since, and who knows, he's probably just wandering
the forest talking about how he should be running the world.
Speaker 4: Was that a topic of his?
Speaker 2: He just he's an interesting guy.
Speaker 3: I miss him. I miss him.
Speaker 2: He was great. He hasn't seen the kids, the kids,
the kids, the ghosts still ask for all the time
he come by.
Speaker 3: What's gonna come by?
Speaker 2: I'm like, great, question.
Speaker 4: Has he texted you or called or anything? Just nothing?
Speaker 2: Nothing? Nothing?
Speaker 4: I think we all know. Like that, right, it just disappears.
Speaker 2: I've never had a friend like that. The close thing
I had to on again off again was Chad the
z man Zumac.
Speaker 4: Yeah he's good for that too, but typically.
Speaker 3: The man to come on? Should we ask this z
man to come on?
Speaker 4: As long as he doesn't bring all his sound effects?
Speaker 2: Why we love it.
Speaker 3: Johnny's the only one who does sound effects.
Speaker 4: No, I don't. I don't do sound effects. Nobody does
sound effects. This is not a sound effects show. We're
not zany, this is not Morning Zoo.
Speaker 2: But this is Morning Zoo now.
Speaker 4: But he uh yeah, Chad. I mean if he disappears,
it's because he's sleeping off a drunk, you know. I mean,
it's like he's in a gutter something. Remember that time
we found him just in the gutter. Do you remember that, Chad?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 4: Remember it was what we were Chad was just like
missing and he was in bad shape, and so we
were worried about him at the comedy store, so we
went looking for him. Do you remember driving around going
Chad Chad?
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, he ran off because he was a drunk monkey.
Speaker 4: And then we looked and we were like, wait a minute,
is that somebody face down in the gutter? Literally?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was crazy. It was crazy. I had a
bunch of friends. Eric Myers used to be like that.
Speaker 2: Where he would just disappear. I remember one time I
was doing a comedy club in like Canada, and they
so and told we go, hey man, nobody knows where where.
And this was this is a Tuesday through Sunday weekend,
which is unheard of now, nobody does those. So Tuesday
through Sunday, I get there Tuesday there's like literally five
people in the crowd. I do my act, I get
off stage, and then the booker's like, hold on, is
that because I'm dirty? He goes, is that is that
your heck? I go, that's my five people in the crowd.
At okay, you got big problems. There's nobody here. Why
am I here on a Suesday? So anyways, I get
a call and they're like, so it was, uh who
was who called me? Craig Craig Condent. It's like, did
nobody knows where? Nobody knows where?
Speaker 3: Where? Uh?
Speaker 2: Eric Myers is? I go, oh God. So I I
get back Monday morning and I hit up Craig. I
have they found Have they found Eric yet? Nope, that
nobody's found. I go, I know exactly where he is.
And I drive to the valley and I go into
these bushes, uh by by in North Hollywood, and there
he is. And I literally thought I stumbled onto a
dead guy. Remember the old movie Stand by Me?
Speaker 4: Do I remember it? It's one of the great films
of all time? Yeah, of course, I remember. It's wonderful
lives in my brain been hit.
Speaker 2: By a train. They're just staring at a dead body,
that's how I felt. Oh no, I'm like, oh my god,
it's a dead body. Man. I discovered a dead body.
Speaker 3: And then he just kind of moved a little bit.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Okay, they called the ambulance and I took
a bunch of pictures.
Speaker 4: What like, for your liability, so they don't think you
murdered him or something. Because I know you're. One of
your great fears is being framed for a crime.
Speaker 2: Is that why you Yeah, that is one of my fairs.
I lived that fear daily. So so I tell you,
my whole thing was.
Speaker 4: He by the way, that is such a unique fear
that says so much about your personality, that one of
your great fears is being framed.
Speaker 3: For a crime I didn't commit.
Speaker 4: Well, frame means you didn't commit it. That's what frame means.
Speaker 2: You know. Well, Johnny, I yeah, it just sounds better
when I say it. Okay, go on. So then I
I uh took the words with the money Sam. Yeah, but Johnny,
I'm painting a picture. Oh that's what great comedians do,
paint pictures, thank you. So, So, my my thing was
I was going to take pictures of him at his
lowest moment and every and then every once in a
while send him pictures remind him, don't do that, Johnny.
Speaker 3: Oh, Johnny, you're so lucky. I can't add ads to that.
Speaker 2: I can't highlight the comments too, because people are roasting
you right now for questioning the way I do my comedy.
Speaker 4: How about that one another person?
Speaker 2: Everybody thinks Johnny's black, and that's why they think we
started late because we were running on black time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't my fault necessarily.
Speaker 3: It wasn't. Wasn't it wasn't. Wasn't your fault either.
Speaker 5: Well, I was here, Sam was not here because I
didn't get the link till right now.
Speaker 4: No, you got the link. There was something wrong with
your phone.
Speaker 2: Nope, No, go on tell the story.
Speaker 4: This is interest, it's a way.
Speaker 3: What story am I telling you?
Speaker 4: What did you do that? Did you end up doing
that horrible photos?
Speaker 2: I wanted to, but it was just like he just
kept going out so much so often.
Speaker 4: Anybody, Well, I know the answer to this question already.
I was gonna say, have you known anyone who has
successfully or even semi successfully continued that lifestyle into later life?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Jason Teba, Yeah, that's what I was. I mean so
so I know people that just can't stop drinking, and
I'm just I feel bad for them because it's so
much better on this side. It's just so much better
waking up and not have the hungover or high. It's
just the best feeling ever. It's just the best feeling ever.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: I love it. Johnny forty eight days off late people
having getting weird on film forty eight days?
Speaker 4: How was it you still? Is it still difficult or oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they called me all the time, call me with
their holes.
Speaker 4: If you could okay, so if you were to keep
bearing in mind we're on live on YouTube, if you
could dive back in, like you know, everybody has their fix, right,
like the thing that they're ready there they jones for.
If you could dive back in, where do you go
back into the where do you re enter?
Speaker 3: Dogfeart dot com?
Speaker 2: Seriously? Yeah, I even had to get off of Reddit.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of filth on Reddit.
Speaker 4: Due's that's uh, that's blacks on blondes, basically blacks on blondes.
You're so filthy, Like is that really You're You're serious? Yeah,
it's just nasty and you just go right back there,
you wouldn't start on like my.
Speaker 2: Well, every addiction goes right back to where the moment
they saw like people, he was like, Oh, I'm just
good dream.
Speaker 3: I'm good dream. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do
that by b blah a little bit.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna have a few white claws.
Speaker 3: It goes right to it.
Speaker 4: Do you see this story that there was a hot
mic that picked up Putin and she talking about organ
transplants and immortality.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, these guys all know what.
Speaker 2: All know that they're gonna go to a special warm
place where pineapples will be inserted in orifices.
Speaker 4: I believe that too.
Speaker 2: That's why they don't want to die, because they don't
want to get hot, hot pineapples in their ha ha hole.
Speaker 4: Putin's translator is heard saying in Chinese, biotechnology is continuously developing,
and then the translator adds human organs can be continuously transplanted.
The longer you live, the younger you become, and you
can even achieve immortality.
Speaker 2: Wants that Johnny does. Like Johnny, Jiji Ping and Putin
all want to live forever. What do you running from? Johnny?
Speaker 4: Some predict that in this century, humans may live to
one hundred and fifty years old.
Speaker 2: Well, in the Bible you four hundred years old?
Speaker 4: Oh Mythusla was much older than that.
Speaker 2: What ninety nine hundred, dude?
Speaker 3: Oh Johnny, you'd love to live to nine hundred.
Speaker 4: That's nine sixty nine. Well, I mean, if it's in
the Bible, why not, Sam, It's nothing wrong with that because.
Speaker 3: I do not want to live to nine hundred years old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think he's.
Speaker 4: More about you than about me. I think that.
Speaker 2: No, it's just I'm fifty and I'm tired all the time.
I can't imagine what nine hundred feels like.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. But once you had the kids
out of the house, you're gonna you'll you'll get that
some energy back and like a lust for life again.
Speaker 2: Dude, once the kids are out of the house, Daddy's
going to Costa Rica and you'll never hear from me again.
I'm burner phones to talk to my kids. What number
is this, dad, Don't worry about it. Don't want to
share with your mother.
Speaker 4: Don't want to find you and ask for money and stuff.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna be on the road again. You can't
wait to get on.
Speaker 4: I gave you the wise wolf gold. Don't don't call me,
leave me alone.
Speaker 2: I gave you me pots of gold.
Speaker 4: Putin was asked about that. He said, I think when
we went to the parade, the chairman talked about it.
He tried to push it off on she. He said,
modern means of health improvement, medical means, even surgical ones
related to organ transplant. They allow humanity to hope that
active life will continue differently than it does today.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm outran hip. Oh yeah, you think you
can hooked me up with a brand new hip, you know,
I'm all.
Speaker 4: They're gonna You're gonna be it's gonna be like you're
a car, you know, and you can replace any part
you want.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I just want to replace my hip.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 4: Well okay, So have you ever heard of the Ship
of theseus Paradox? Do you know about this?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Talk about it all the time.
Speaker 2: Well you may you.
Speaker 4: May have heard about it, maybe just don't know about
the name. But it's like, okay, so what if you
have a ship a boat?
Speaker 3: A lot of bombs in the comment section just telling you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have a ship, right, and you repair rock
hard right now.
Speaker 3: You repair this.
Speaker 4: Boat over the years, and at some point more of
it has been replaced with new parts than is the
original boat, and then eventually it's all been replaced.
Speaker 2: Is that that's called the Real Housewives of Orange County?
Speaker 3: It's the same thing.
Speaker 4: Is that the same ship though? Or is that a
different ship? It still goes by the same name. But
is that the same boat to you? Because you get
how this applies to your body. If you replace all
the parts, is that still you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 3: You have the skin around it, so you're still the
same person.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, So most people think that the seat of
consciousness is in the brain, but you're saying it's in
the skin.
Speaker 2: That's I'm saying. Okay, if you have a car and
you replace the engine, it's still the same car.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll buy that.
Speaker 7: Sure.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: Now, to me, if you're going to uh, if you're
gonna give me some kind of eternal life situation, it
has to include at least the main bits of my
brain have to be in there. If not, it's not me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny, will you will you're uh? If you replace everything,
will you still be not liking pooping?
Speaker 4: And I just don't. Well, now that I started having
coffee every day, it's much more regular.
Speaker 2: You've been blowing it out, Johnny, it out.
Speaker 4: Just daily or every other day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love a good blowout. I wouldn't say a lot, Johnny.
A lot of people think you're a lizard. A lot
of people talking about you got reptilian tendencies.
Speaker 4: It's when you when you're in the comments, it's just like, all.
Speaker 2: Right, I'll stop commenting, Johnny.
Speaker 3: This is pay pigs. How are we supposed to get
that page?
Speaker 4: But these aren't even These aren't even pigs that are paying.
Speaker 2: These are pigs free pay the pigs.
Speaker 4: We gotta make up.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 4: We're gonna, We're gonna bend over for you. Gotta at
least throw two dollars.
Speaker 2: We're going if you're in a massage our magic holes.
John I just started watching Wednesday last night, which I
was really amazed because I went to Netflix and it
wasn't even the top ten show on Netflix.
Speaker 4: Oh really, because it just came back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very weird. I was like, how is this
not top ten?
Speaker 2: And it's just like Hollywood can't stop having anorexic chicks
beating everybody up.
Speaker 3: It's unbelievable to me.
Speaker 4: Oh is she fight? Because my girl loves that show.
She does, she fight everybody?
Speaker 2: She physically.
Speaker 4: I thought it was just like I.
Speaker 3: Had a grown man to the head out of nowhere.
Speaker 4: I mean, she is like magic or something, right, I
don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think she does. Maybe she does, she has powers?
Is it good?
Speaker 3: What's his name, Haley Joe?
Speaker 2: What's his name? The actors Joel Osmond? Yeah, he's in
it for I couldn't believe how small his role was.
I'm like, why are you taking this well?
Speaker 4: There are lots of I mean, there are a lot
of actors in that, Like the original Wednesday Adams, whatever
the hell her name is, Big fourhead Lady is in
it apparently.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean it's it's all occult, dark magic
in that show. It's very weird. It's like we are
in the Satanic season, you know, It's it's so weird.
So right now, Johnny, the Epstein victims have all come
together and this guy named Mike Tracy. You've heard me
complain about him before, and he's like heckling them at
their at their at their their press conference, saying basically
that that that Virginia Chick was a fraud, that she
had lied, that that they're all being bs. And he
brought up this I can't say because we're on YouTube,
but Bill panic oooh panic. Do you know what I'm saying? Yes,
I do, okay, And he's trying to make it something
and it's like, it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen
somebody that that is the hill you want to die on.
Speaker 4: It is strange. I mean, I guess when you question everything,
you sometimes question the wrong things, you know.
Speaker 2: But there listen, like his notion is that that that
people are making this up, that there's this giant like
syop going on to call everyone whil you know what
I'm saying, And it's like how many things you have
the list that were one hundred proven true?
Speaker 3: How many times?
Speaker 4: And what and what they've all just colluded to be
heard like behind the scene, you know, on like hidden
camera to say that.
Speaker 2: There's what he's basically saying is that two people were
convicted in two different courts and two different states were
complete frauds. Yeah that Jeffrey Epstein's conviction and uh uh
Jizz Lane. Jizz Lane her conviction was all b us
I mean, it's the dumbest thing. It's the dumbest hill
to die on the way.
Speaker 4: When I saw that interview with her brother, I realized
I had never heard anybody say her name properly up
to that point. Because have you have you heard the
way Gelin Glany Gilin is in the jail having a
very difficult time right now. I mean those are rich.
Speaker 2: Because she so she can go work at Jamba Juice
on the weekends. That's so rich.
Speaker 3: I've already said this on the show.
Speaker 2: But you know you're getting old when all the songs
that you do drugs too, used to do, Drugs too
are being played at Jamba Juice. My kids are running around.
That's how you know you're getting old when your drug
songs are corporate songs. Pretty soon you're gonna go into
the elevator. They're gonna be playing Metallica.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a sad day. Probably we're truly old when
they're playing Metallica and in the elevator. Yeah yeah, I mean,
I you know, it's funny, like what is does oldies do?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 4: Does oldies radio still play like the sixties and stuff?
You know? Working my way back to you babe, or
is it? Is it like the seventies, eighties, nineties now?
Speaker 2: You know, when you go to classic rock includes the seventies,
eighties and nineties now like you could hear like Rolling
Stones follow by Nirvana. Nirvana is the number one, and
then a little bit of Beastie Boys makes it in.
It's very weird, really, Yeah, Beastie.
Speaker 4: Boys are on oldies radio classic Yeah, it's so strange.
Speaker 2: My arm, I'm a sabotage. Yeah, I hear it all
the time.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a great song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a great song to do karaoke.
Speaker 4: Too, Yes, yes it is. Yeah. I want to honor
someone right now.
Speaker 3: John, Is this gonna be a moment of honor?
Speaker 4: Well, oh yeah, we'll say that it's a moment of honor.
Speaker 3: Do you ever have a ring of honor for the show?
Like people?
Speaker 2: Will you remember?
Speaker 4: That's a good question. Well I'll yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 2: Who would be the first person in a ring of honor?
Speaker 4: Well it might be Well is it does it have
to be people? Is it people we just appreciate or
is it people that have had something to do with
the show. That's the question.
Speaker 2: I think it's people that have had a giant in
hacked on the shell. Who would you nominate?
Speaker 3: I know who I want to nominate.
Speaker 2: You go first, the Atrocities chick. She has to be
number one, has to be number one. Yeah, and then
I'm gonna tell you I guess who would be number two?
Go on the Punisher. Yeah he was good.
Speaker 4: Huh Yeah, I think.
Speaker 2: He made a big impact. And his fat root what
he is his freezer meat, his freezer meat, freezer meat.
Speaker 4: I'll have to think about that. But yeah, this this
person who is probably wouldn't go in the show Ring
of Honor, but would certainly go in the Hollywood Ring
of honor if I was to make one. This guy, uh,
Graham Green died and I was I just was sweeting
about like anytime you needed an Indian in a movie,
this guy would put in the best.
Speaker 3: Johnny, Yeah, I know, dude.
Speaker 2: Was he even Indian? Was he even an Indian? Or
was he just Mexican playing Indian?
Speaker 4: He is, uh Canadian? What do they call him First
Nations up there or whatever?
Speaker 2: The hell?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a Canadian Indian.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's a lot of stuff going That's a
lot of stuff going on out there. So Johnny have
you seen this? Can I send you this? Can you
put this up? This is uh, this is causing a
lot of chaos right now. I'm putting in the Remember
that dude, Tonka Tunk Johnny? You know, you know when
when I worked at a strip bar, what me and
the Black Bombs or Malik We went up stripping one
day and the stage names were Maverick and Tatanka.
Speaker 4: I remember that story. I didn't remember that detail though.
That's I'm glad to know that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ta Tonka was my stripper name, Tanka Tatanka.
Speaker 2: And then I just I just have maybe you could
the Indian actor my dog would be doing the chop.
Speaker 4: Did you fluff it? Did you a little bit before
you go fluff? You're lying? What? What what did you
send me? I didn't get anything.
Speaker 3: Let's click it.
Speaker 4: What I didn't get anything. I don't know what you're
seking in the private chat. Oh, in the private chat,
I gets you.
Speaker 3: So this is.
Speaker 2: Something that just happened. This gives me hope. This gives
me a lot of hope.
Speaker 4: Hold on, I gotta share it.
Speaker 2: Right here. Have you seen this? Okay?
Speaker 4: It says comedian and Drewski goes viral with controversial white
face at NASCAR event.
Speaker 2: All Right, man, that looks good, dude. He looks like
a redneck.
Speaker 4: That's a black guy.
Speaker 2: That's a black guy dressed as a white redneck.
Speaker 4: He's even got the floppy like man boobs.
Speaker 3: He's got, man.
Speaker 4: And this gives you hope? Why?
Speaker 2: Well, because people are losing their mind and saying he's
doing white face and they're really pissed off. And that
gives me hope that people are tired of the BS.
And I think, Johnny, we're gonna we're gonna announce this. Uh,
We're gonna pick a day next year and we're gonna
make it blackface Day, and everyone's gonna do blackface.
Speaker 4: We're gonna do the podcast in blackface.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should do the podcast in blackface.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I don't know that.
Speaker 3: That makes me nervous, Johnny, do the blackface. We're gonna
have black face Day.
Speaker 4: Well, already think I'm black though, so that I could.
Speaker 2: Get ya gonna come on, you're gonna there's this one
guy on Twitter that just makes ais of me and
it makes me laugh. And he made you black, Ai,
and it looks exactly like you. That's how everyone thinks
you really.
Speaker 4: Look, I saw it.
Speaker 3: People are excited about blackface day, dude.
Speaker 2: People want to get in on it, and but x
G yeah, some said x she has to do white face.
I saw that. Yeah. Here actually will do white face
and then everyone else will do blackface. Some people want
gay face gay face.
Speaker 4: Well that's what we do every day.
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, yeah, that is pay pigs is
gay face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's our default position is gay face.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Someone said, once you go white, your future looks bright
and your credit is right.
Speaker 3: So, dude, we're gonna pick a day. Let's pick a day.
Everyone will go in blackface.
Speaker 4: We'll do a podcast, what like Juneteenth or something like that.
Speaker 3: We'll do it during June.
Speaker 2: We'll do it on June teenth.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're trying to get proper canceled. I mean that
would get us real if I did the voice and
blackface at the same time.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Johnny, you gotta go harden the pain on it.
Speaker 4: That would be like lightning striking.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I saw the Best, really a fantastic movie. That movie
caught stealing. Have you seen the trailer for that? It's
got the guy wh played Elvis Austin Butler or whatever
the hell?
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, looks good.
Speaker 4: It's really good, man, it's really good.
Speaker 2: Do you think he had to do weird occult stuff
to get his movies because he has gay face?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean they all did. He's a good actor though.
But it's kind of like it's kind of like uncut
gems married with like lock stock and two smoking barrels,
and then you got like a little snatch, a lot
of guy ritchie flavor.
Speaker 3: A lot of a little sprinkled guy ritchie in there.
Speaker 4: And and and there's like, you know, I see them,
you know I see them, but I don't believe them.
Speaker 2: Honey, Johnny, you're on fire today, dude.
Speaker 4: It's really good though. Seriously, if you can see that,
check it out.
Speaker 3: Guys, if you can see you should totally check it out.
Speaker 2: Fantastic Johnny, you're one of the last people still go
to movie theaters.
Speaker 4: You say that, but every time I go, the theater
is full, So I don't I don't know.
Speaker 3: But you it's the same people.
Speaker 2: It's like a Kamala Harris uh speech.
Speaker 3: Same people show up every time.
Speaker 4: Just rotating, you know, that was what. There are a
couple of famous examples. There's this guy John Magruder in
the Civil War General Magruder, and he had a small
force defending UH against the Union invasion early in the
war or earlier in the war. Yeah, And he what
he did was he had a background in theater, so
he had the same troops march in sight of the enemy,
just over and over again. They go down and circle
around and come back and then circle and uh. And
he famously held off against much greater numbers by fooling
them and making them think because they're just sitting there,
scouts are counting, you know, all the people. And he
like had he took like the equivalent of telephone poles.
You know, they just stripped trees and made him look
like cannons, painted them black, so they looked like cannons.
And they thought that it was much better defended. Nathan
Bedford Forrest famously employed similar tactics.
Speaker 2: You love war, you love white old war.
Speaker 4: Civil War corner folks there you go.
Speaker 3: Do you think they rode Shambeau to who's in the front,
like who's in the front when they were just like
huh huh.
Speaker 4: I think they kind of they would alternate, you know,
they would like they would go and they would switch.
You know what I mean, but yeah, if you mean
like which units it was always it was always Uh.
Speaker 2: You said, the young guys are the old guys. You
gotta send the old guys, right, they go first.
Speaker 4: Well, they're all mixed up. They don't. Yeah, they're not
thinking about like.
Speaker 2: The young guys you need them.
Speaker 4: Well, it's all young guys, dude, it's a war. It's
all young guys. Always hold bear the burden of war, unfortunately.
That's why it's such a crime to send anybody to war.
Speaker 2: Johnny, you're so sensitive about war.
Speaker 4: What are you doing. We're trying to have a podcast
and you're.
Speaker 2: Just dging podcasting, dude. I am podcasting.
Speaker 4: The people who say I should let Sam this is
what you get if I just let Sam talk. He's
just texting somebody right now.
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 2: I'm trying raiders ing, dude. Today is the greatest day
of Raider football. The first day, that's the most excitement
we have.
Speaker 4: Do you play Thursday night? Do you play tonight?
Speaker 2: No, we played this weekend, but the first day is
before the first kickoff of a Raiders game is the
greatest moment of any day in NFL season. It's the best.
It's I know all about it. Yeah, I know, dude, Yeah,
but yours is different yours. You know, you suck.
Speaker 3: We always have this delusion that we might be decent.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we've I mean we were in the
super Bowl not terribly long ago. But yeah, I get
what you're saying.
Speaker 2: I mean, how long ago is that?
Speaker 4: Twenty fifty years?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, Cam Newton, you're totally right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're on.
Speaker 4: And then it was two thousand and four before that.
Speaker 3: Johnny, what's your YouTube algorithm showing you lately?
Speaker 4: I can do it right now. Let me see, all right,
my my homepage. Uh hold on, I'm logged into the
work count I have Ah, it's something from John Boy media.
Ball Boy gets ejected for aggressively handling the baseball. I
got Carton Arks. You know what cart Narks is.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, cart And is great.
Speaker 4: I love that. I've got. Uh, I've got Neil Brennan
talking about how hard respect is to get.
Speaker 2: He got. I love Neil Brennan. He got so hurt
by Maren.
Speaker 4: Eighty thousand dollars gold nuggets stolen security footage. Wait wait,
uh what what did Neil Brennan get pissed at Maren
about what so uh.
Speaker 2: Mark Maron was on The Great Andrew Santinos Podcast and
Andrew did Jimmy Kimmel last night and was so good
on it. It was like he told this great story
about how.
Speaker 6: He he he would did a gig in it like
a geriatric like place, like for really old people and
bombed horribly, like bombed horribly, and he was just in
a corner licking his.
Speaker 2: Wounds and this guy comes up to him and he's like, hey, dude,
I thought you were great. And he's like, oh, thanks man.
He goes, you know, we'd really love you. Is Jimmy Kimmel.
It turns out it's it's Jimmy Kimmel's uncle Joe. I
believe Uncle sal excuse me. So Uncle Sale's like, listen,
I will you know you should meet Jimmy.
Speaker 3: Let me introduce you.
Speaker 2: So he goes, come on down and I'll have tickets
for you. So they exchange numbers. Him and his girlfriend
go down. He makes some funny jokes about the corner
of Fenyl Stabbing, right that's where they got off on
the train and they went in there and they go, hey,
Uncle Sale left us tickets to.
Speaker 3: People, Like, no, he didn't They're like, yeah he did.
Speaker 2: He goes no he didn't. Uncle Sale comes out, grabs him,
puts him in the front row and they enjoy the show.
And then you know, Andrew Santino went on and as
a guest and basically Jimmy Kimmel's uncle discovered Andrew Santino.
Speaker 3: It was a really great story.
Speaker 4: Really, you know, Oh wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: That's a great that's a great story. That's a great way.
Speaker 4: But how does this end up with Neil Brennan being
pissed off?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Well, it's just we're talking comics.
Speaker 2: Neil Brennon's mad because oh because he was on Andrew
mark Manon was on Andrew Santino show when they talked
when this instance happened that Neil Brennan's commenting on and
Neil Brennan Mark Marin was talking about how the one video.
Speaker 4: I'm talking about, should I just play this? Okay, Yeah,
sure I don't because I didn't know that you actually
knew what I was looking at here, all right. Neil Brennan,
by the way, he had Ozmpic face before anybody had
Ozmpic face.
Speaker 3: That dude is I think he's a vegan or something.
Speaker 4: Isn't what. That explains a lot, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: But he did like mushrooms and found God, which is great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good for him. Yeah no, And he seems like
a fine person and he's very funny.
Speaker 8: Being a comedian is people talk about you in public
sometimes and then you get to hear it and it's
like kind of like being at your own funeral, and
at first you're like, oh so Mark, Maren and Santina
talked about me on there On Santino's podcast.
Speaker 2: Neil when Brennan I would go out to eat because
he would take me to I think Edge Place is
not vegan.
Speaker 9: But you look at Neil and I wouldn't say he's
a great poster child for anything.
Speaker 1: You know, like that's very funny.
Speaker 9: It's very funny, and he'll take that great joke writing,
great joke writing yep, meticulous.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is the part I wanted to get to.
Then was the only guy.
Speaker 9: It was funny, like I've known him since he was
since he was a kid, like literally since he was
a kid. I started comedy with his brother. But Brennan
did my show once did WTF And he didn't. He said,
you can't put that out there, and I'm like why,
and he said, we I don't think you treated me
with the proper respect that I deserve at.
Speaker 10: This point in my life. Oh wow, And you know what,
he was right. He was right.
Speaker 8: It's the first time he's ever admitted that I was right.
He was not respecting me.
Speaker 9: Because when I was in New York, he was just droopy,
little fucking kidd with long hair who would hang around
hand out flyers.
Speaker 10: Wasn't even doing comedy, just was around by.
Speaker 8: The way, of course put pants on, of course, go on.
Speaker 9: But I always see him as that fucking little door
kid handing out flyers in fucking New York.
Speaker 2: So ark and I have that attitude.
Speaker 10: So what do you have to go get your fucking
shine box?
Speaker 8: You know, here's my uncolicited advice. You trust your instincts.
So somebody who doesn't respect you or some whatever anything
like that. I've had friends accuse me of being paranoid
or or looking at things negatively or whatever. It's like, no,
I know when somebody respects me and then and then
make them respect you.
Speaker 4: All right, what do you think about that?
Speaker 2: I have a lot of I have a lot going
on with that. If you actually watch the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Do you want Do you want me to finish it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Because he says some stuff that I don't necessarily
agree with.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, and you make them respect you by
doing good ship repeatedly? Oh, Neil, I just thought I would.
Can't we isn't everyone worthy of respect?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: By that you're worthy doesn't mean but is no? That's
sorry that ship sailed like a thousand years ago. You
gotta do something to get respect.
Speaker 10: But he was right, and it did change our relationship.
Speaker 2: I don't shag shoes no more. And then I'm not.
Speaker 8: Saying then you have to shive them, but they're I'm
not trying to not shive anybody, you know what I mean? Like,
I'm like, oh, if my you have to be good.
But what I'm saying is, like you, it's okay to
hold on to your grudges if it's fuel for your goals.
And you're probably right, people probably don't respect you.
Speaker 2: Here's my problem. Who gives a ship that's my like?
This is great, Neil Brann. I used to I used
to watch Neil Brennan do comedy and I love Neil Brynn.
I think you great. He think we kind of got weird.
If you want the truth, maybe I'm wrong. I had
Blake Griffin doing my shows. He was gonna do comedy Chaos,
and then he just ghosts me. And I always and
I could be wrong, and and I could be wrong.
I always felt like something happened, someone told him something
that like, oh, you don't want to this guy's show,
and that that's paranoia, right, you know.
Speaker 3: And there was always some weirdness after.
Speaker 2: We would have his brother on Kevin, because Kevin goes
at Neil really hard and hard hard, and I like.
I like them both. I think they're both really funny.
I get both of them. I mean, obviously Neil's more
mainstream than Kevin, but I get Kevin, and I like Kevin.
I think it's funny. I don't. I'm not somebody who
gets upset with with with when comics talk about me
or anybody else. And I'll tell you because this is
my thing. Dude. You have to let people comics have
to let comics talk a little shit.
Speaker 3: Comics talk shit.
Speaker 2: Every joke ever told, even if someone is as simple
and mainstream as Jerry Seinfeld, every joke at its core
is shit talking, Like what's up with that. That's shit talking,
and it's a very simple form of it, and you
almost don't realize it's shit talking, but it is shit talking.
I don't get mad when I see people say stuff
about me, how crazy I am, or whatever it is.
And you know, it's less and less now because people
have come more to more in my position than they
used to. But when I first started timpole, I was
the crazy guy, and you know, Rogan would say it.
Everyone on their podcast would talk about how fucking like
Tom and Christina would mention how crazy I am. And
I never got mad at them because one, I know
they love me. You know, they might think I'm crazy,
but they love me. And I just realized at the
core of every joke ever written is shit talking. The
respect thing, like I have a totally just you know,
I come from a sobriety thing, you know, holding a grudge,
all that stuff that that those are having, you're holding
on the resentments. I think you should like, Oh, I
should respect be given. Sure, I think there should be
respecting people. Could you lose your respect? I just don't
what I don't think. I don't think a lot of
the comedy in Hollywood is good and I think a
lot of the comedy that is getting all the love
and like Netflix and all that stuff, I don't think
a lot of it's good. So why am I worried
about what these people that are doing that type of
comedy think. I show love to everybody. I go out
of my way to show even open micer's love because
I remember what that was like.
Speaker 3: You know, I like Neil Brennan. I like Neil Brennan
a lot.
Speaker 2: I stop complimenting Neil Brennan all the time on his
comedy because he would just be like, yeah, I know,
you know what I'm saying, Like, that's my opinion, you know,
I I like Neil Brennan. You're I don't know. I
just who cares?
Speaker 3: That's my opinion. Who fucking cares?
Speaker 2: Well? You CORRECTA gets really lost in it because some
people don't do my shows, Like people ask them to
do Comedy Chaos and they're like, oh, I'm leaving town,
and then she'll go and find them doing the comedy
store the next night. I don't care. I just don't care.
I really don't. It's like, if you go.
Speaker 4: To that, right, you used to care a lot, right, right?
Speaker 2: So this is from a point of view of I've
I've been through a lot of chaos in my life,
and where I've gotten to is like, you can't control
what other people do. If you go, have I f
this person over and the answer is no. In your
harder hearts, you really know you never ft anybody over.
You've never stolen from them, You've never threatened them violence,
you never bang their girlfriend. You know you never did
any of that stuff. And they don't like you. What
are you gonna do? Like you? Just like the most
zen place you could ever get in your fucking life,
and it's the hardest place to get is that someone's
opinion of you is none of your business. It's so
because that's the most personal thing in the world, right
you think about that so and lighten what they think
of you. That's as personal as it gets. But in reality,
it's none of your business. And if you can't get
to that place, and it's really hard to get to,
the amount of anxiety in your life will go down
to zero. You just won't care. And it's just that's
the way it gets to dude. Like, there was times
at the comedy store that I felt I wasn't getting
the amount of spots that I should get.
Speaker 3: And then I realized, who fucking cares?
Speaker 2: Who cares? I says all the time, the comedy Store's mecca.
The comedy Store has had an incredible effect on my life.
No matter if I never get a spot again, you
will never take the comedy Store out of me.
Speaker 3: And there are moments in the.
Speaker 2: Store that I am directly involved in the changing of
the of the eras, the auras, all that stuff. And
if I get two spots a week, that's fine. I
don't care. I just I just don't. It's just I
don't ever need to go back there again. I would
be I would be a little bit like, oh that sucks,
but it doesn't matter, dude.
Speaker 3: If I never do stamp again, it doesn't matter. I
did it. I did everything I wanted to do.
Speaker 2: There were a couple of things I guess when I
was a kid I would have liked to have done,
but my needs have changed. Like I don't want to act.
I can act. I'm poor in acting bad. I mean,
look at just me talking right now, Johnny, Like, how
bad of an actor am I? When everything's small in
acting now now I'm just like no, no, no, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're you're, you're, you're for a different time.
As an actor, I'm an over actor.
Speaker 2: That's my opinion.
Speaker 4: Stage maybe because on stage you have to be big
for the people in the back.
Speaker 2: You know. Well that that that's my opinion on old
comics versus new comics, Like the older generation were better performers.
Speaker 3: The younger generation.
Speaker 2: At a very early age are better writers, but they're
not performers absolutely, and that that's It's just the way
it is. Man, show me something where the old guard
is like, it's better today than it was then. It
never happens. The old guards always like it it was
way better then because it probably was because there was
there was less there's less inner outside interference basketball NBA players.
Speaker 3: The NBA was way better when Jordan and Magic and
Larry Bird play.
Speaker 2: Compared to today, it always gets like the outlaws build
it up and then the new kids come in and
they soften it up. Look at comedy, comedy is just
is comedy better today? I don't think so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I think you're right. Yeah did you.
Speaker 2: Always it just they simplify it so that rich kids
can do it. That's exactly what happens. I mean, Steph Kurry,
he's a rich kid. Simp rich kids do. They go
in there and they simplify it, and the suits are
all rich kids, and the the basketball players are all
rich kids. I mean, nepotism is huge in the NBA now.
Speaker 4: But in the end, somebody has to watch it and
buy it and and and support it.
Speaker 2: Well that's the that's the NBA's issue right now.
Speaker 3: That's that is that is the the Hollywood's problem right now.
Speaker 2: Because Hollywood was basically like, We're just going to put
out what we want and you're going to watch it.
And people are like, nope, I'm telling you right now, Johnny,
right now. You will see in a couple of months,
six months, within the year, maybe maybe within the year,
people talking about how people are unsubscribing Apple TV because
it's so beyond woke now and they just don't tell
you it's woke, so you don't you don't realize that
all the time.
Speaker 4: But you seem to like Apple TV.
Speaker 3: From me, No, I've saw.
Speaker 2: I mean I got through the second season Silo and
I'm kind of over it. And they got this new
Space show like if you just stop walking, Like let's
say you watch a show, right and you've gone through
all the episodes Apple and all these.
Speaker 3: Other things will start playing other shows. Have you watch it? Right,
It's kind of like YouTube, right, just starts another show.
Speaker 2: Well, they started another show and it was something some
supernatural show. I don't know what it's called. And it's
about something supernatural is going on. And there's a big
scene in it where these three people, of course two
of them I think are are women, are set into
space and then something crazy happens in space. Well the
character at home who has somebody's is our lesbian Asians. Yeah,
and I'm like, oh, this is Apple, this is they
can't That's why this whole thing with the left going, oh,
there's too much politics that art, what are you talking about?
Everything you do is politics. You insert politics into every
single freaking thing you do.
Speaker 4: So does I have some hope though? It does seem like,
especially Disney, that they're changing course a little, you know,
trying to pay at least lip service to most of
America because and I hope, I hope the case is
that this is just them flushing out the pipes, you know,
getting the last of that ship from the woke era
out of this, you know, get it.
Speaker 3: I mean they made it.
Speaker 2: I mean they have they Like you see Colin Kaepernick
saying he's he's still in great shape and he's ready
in case he gets a call. I mean that guy
can't stop. He's trying to put his name in the news.
It's over, buddy. You sold your soul. You sold out
your parents who like who adopted you, took you out
of foster care. You threw them under the bus for
this freaking narrative, and now now nobody cares.
Speaker 3: You're your garbage.
Speaker 2: Dude. You were a decent comic for two decent quarterback
for two seasons, and then everyone figured you out and
you were just garbage after that.
Speaker 4: Speaking of people who uh sold out? Check check this out?
Did you did you watch this? Uh?
Speaker 2: So? Do you want to?
Speaker 4: So this is can you explain? Okay, well, I don't
quite understand what she is. She was like ad industry.
Speaker 2: Plant, dude.
Speaker 3: They planted her in there.
Speaker 4: But what She's a podcaster who was like a housewife, right, and.
Speaker 2: She had she had some YouTube channel I think that
went big, or a TV show that she was on
that was big. So they got her into a podcast
and her first guest is Drake When your first guest
is Drake, you're an industry plant. Why would Drake go
on episode one of anything?
Speaker 4: It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, so so, but then
he kind of broke up their house or something.
Speaker 2: Is that right? He was like, a, well, she just
went BBC crazy, just started banging rappers and pro athletes
and totally abandoned her family. Right.
Speaker 4: Was it she married or something?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So so, so this is what happens when you play
to a certain demographic. Her demographic would be young girls, right,
and maybe women who are young with your kids. And
when you abandon your children, nobody likes that. That is
because everyone takes that personal because they start thinking about
their own mother and their own mother doing it and
they think it's disgusting. And her, her, her, she she
was also on Nick Cannon Show and she just completely bombed.
She had no ability to riff knowing nothing like that.
She is an industry plant.
Speaker 4: Well, she's got one note. She does that kind of
disinterested mumblecore, you know, like, oh, okay, is that what
you right?
Speaker 2: It's it's minimalism, yes, yes, And they try to bring
in the podcasting and it just doesn't work.
Speaker 4: No, it's terrible. It's kind of a riff on. It's
kind of dumb people trying to do like the galfan
Akus thing. Kind of uh. Anyway, So Drake reappeared on
her podcast this this past week and it was kind
of funny.
Speaker 1: If you had a superhero name, what would it be?
BBC girl?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's where we're gonna end.
Speaker 10: That's crazy. How about you redo that without that?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: If you had a superhero name, what would it be?
Speaker 2: What would it? Bb She doesn't like that, you can tell, well,
because she knows everyone thinks she's only banging black eyes.
Speaker 1: Now, how do I clear up this rumor? What should
I say to clear up that.
Speaker 2: The world thinks that you just I'm a whore? Yeah,
that's what everybody thinks.
Speaker 1: Just think that anaconda's on planet.
Speaker 4: No, that's definitely no.
Speaker 9: They just think that attract the biggest anacondas on planet Earth.
Speaker 2: Why they did that?
Speaker 1: Is it because you're like just so like sweet and dainty.
Speaker 2: Now we gonna end it.
Speaker 1: Well, whatever we do, we're gonna set the precedent for
every interview after So just what are you? What are
you thinking? That's not what I want to happen every
single interview.
Speaker 11: Can you imagine thought being the thing if you had
a superhero name.
Speaker 4: So, so she doesn't podcast in her bed? Is that
when I'm gathering?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's trying to reinvent herself. She's like Hillary Clinton.
When every podcast bombs, she starts a new podcast, Right,
that's what she does.
Speaker 4: Who's watching Hillary Clinton's podcast?
Speaker 2: No, that's why she starts a new podcast because she
doesn't get any numbers. And then she's like, I don't
want to do it anymore. And then two weeks later
home goes, you should start a new podcast, like Hillary
Clinton's had five podcasts.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's horrible, dude, It's so horrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like you, it's like fame is it
meant for everybody?
Speaker 3: It's like almost like winning the lottery.
Speaker 2: When someone who is like broke wins the lottery, they
don't know how to handle that kind of power, so
they just spin out. And the same thing with famous people,
Like I used to do this all the time, Like
I would find someone who I can't tell you how
many times I have done podcasts with people that never
did a podcast, and they get like a thousand fans
and their head just they can't handle it. They're not
built for that. They were never built for that world.
And even just have a thousand fans. Now this chick
was pushed to the front, you know, artificially inflated, and
now she just went nuts.
Speaker 3: She just went nuts. She just went nuts.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean you can tell she's had a lot of
work done too recently because the original, like the first
clips of her, she's got a different face, completely different face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's it.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, it's like women always we talk
about this all the time. Women always complain that once
they hit a certain age, they become invisible in society.
And I've told you that I don't believe that. They
just become like everybody else. So people like Joan Rivers
thrive because she has this amazing personality. When you're incredibly cute,
as as in high school, you go into high school,
you're obviously the hot girl or one of the hot girls,
you don't have to develop a personality because everyone loves
your looks. Well, just like athleticism, nothing physical last forever.
I'm trying to do jiu jitsu at twenty fifty two
years old. The guy I rolled with was the second
oldest guy in class. Do you know what his age was?
Thirty two? It's impossible. It's impossible. You cannot compete with
that shit. Why, yeah, I do, but it's always some
reason they want to. And like all the old guys
in class have all disappeared. I'm the last of the
old guys.
Speaker 4: Oh that's sad. Are they dead?
Speaker 2: No? It's Shit's dude.
Speaker 3: Jiu jitsu is really hard when you're an old man.
Speaker 4: Well, I heard you talking to Rogan about it, how
you He was talking about how you gotta be careful
out your joints and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm already blown out my joints. Dans like go
get your hip looked at. I'm like, I'm trying, Like,
are you gonna pull back a little? No, Johnny, I
tap it a bad thought if if if I have
a bad thought, like I'm out, what happened.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I just thought about how I didn't like
lunch im out.
Speaker 4: That's funny. I wanted to show this this week. Did
you see this?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: This, This YouTuber got a little little knock little letter
from a from Israel. Watch this.
Speaker 7: I just got to see some desist from Israel issued
on behalf of the ministry of Justice of this State
of Israel regarding your recent YouTube video I Snuck into Israel. Allegedly,
your video unlawfully misrepresents entry into the State of Israel
and constitutes a misuse of the Birthright Israel program a
fine of fifty thousand shekels.
Speaker 1: Am I cooked.
Speaker 4: I think we're Isn't that crazy that they're saying the
State of Israel is saying and he's Jewish.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you said, being things, We're gonna We're gonna
sue you.
Speaker 4: It's crazy, dude, that's what they're sitting around watching YouTube
videos and with all the ship that got going on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Israel.
Speaker 2: But we talked about on the episode with Charlie Robinson.
I think this is all part of a plan.
Speaker 4: What do you mean how does that fit in?
Speaker 2: What do you mean that that that Israel wants everybody
to hate him because it's biblical problems. That's literally these
old old scumbags.
Speaker 4: They're selling it a little too well though, aren't they.
Speaker 2: I think it's blowing up in their face and it's
not going the way they wanted to because they're losing
guys like this dude who's Jewish and just ripping Israel.
Speaker 4: Do you see the story that in the United Kingdom
you're seeing up to thirty people a day arrested for
free speech offenses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep going, guys, keep going, keep going, just keep going,
keep going.
Speaker 3: Waking up there, taking up. People are over it.
Speaker 4: This woman was detained for thirty six hours in July
twenty twenty four because she tweeted about uh like a
complaining about what was it like like the justice system
or something like that. And then uh yeah, I mean,
look at the cops just show up at your door
and they're like, uh yeah.
Speaker 3: Brown shirts. They're all brown shirts.
Speaker 4: We're gonna have to talk to you about that tweet you. Yeah, earl,
look at this. They just show up at your door.
The Ministry of Truth, yep. Yeah, and they just show
up with their bald heads. Yeah, and they're just like,
I'm fighting crime right now. I'm i I I joined
the cops to fight crime, and I'm talking people who
do mean tweets. And then there then the people who
put up the British flag they take it down. Imagine that, dude,
imagine that. Yeah, it's I mean they yeah, they're flying
the English flag now.
Speaker 2: Is like, uh so ridiculous it's so ridicul.
Speaker 4: What do you do you? It tells me, though, that
the First Amendment must mean something, that they that we
don't have this kind of arrest going on. These kinds
of arrests going on, the First.
Speaker 2: Amendment and the Second a moment are the only things
saving humanity right now.
Speaker 4: But what do you I mean that means that? I
don't know. That gives me some fake because I keep
hearing this thing like, hey, America, you know, the idea
of American Americanism, you know, is dead. You know, there's
no American values aren't a real thing. Democracy is not
a real thing. It's not a there's nothing to aspire
to there. But it obviously means something that we don't
have these kind of shit going on here.
Speaker 3: It does mean something. It does mean something.
Speaker 2: A couple of weeks ago, we talked it wouldn't be
doing they wouldn't be spending billions, if not trillions of
dollars on psyops is subverted.
Speaker 4: Totally agree. We talked about Sabrina Carpenter a couple of
weeks ago on Tinfoil Hat and about how she's leading
young women astray, and then she really used an album
last week dude. That is just all about her going
down on guys and how like she Her first single
was talking about how wet she is all the time,
and this is the uh one.
Speaker 3: She's a plant dude, obviously.
Speaker 4: I mean, could not be more obviously. Like even her
fans are like, wait a minute, all the songs are
about sex and men and girls don't like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they shouldn't. Women have been sold the Babylon whore. Yes,
and it's they have zero clue that it actually goes
against their best interests.
Speaker 3: And you know, we played this fun.
Speaker 2: Let me see if I can find this.
Speaker 4: Well man's best friend and her comment to the criticism was,
y'all need to get out more. I think that's what
she said.
Speaker 2: I got see if I can find this video somewhere.
Speaker 4: I can show you. Well, I guess I can't really
show the music.
Speaker 3: Oh here it is. Can I show a video? Can
we show video?
Speaker 2: Show this? We showed this on, we showed this on whatever.
This is it's so funny. It's you know, everyone hates
ai by thing. There's some funny shit that they do
with it. Here it is. This is uh. If feminists
we were true.
Speaker 11: To demand the quality, but still expect men to do
all the hard jobs because jackhammers and construction hats don't
look cute on Instagram. What's your stance on the patriarchy?
It's toxic, except when it's funding my lifestyle or protecting.
Speaker 4: Me from da What does equal pay mean to you?
Speaker 11: It means making the same money as a man while
still expecting him to pay for dinner and dates. Why
do so many feminists claim the patriarchy holds women back
because it's easier than admitting we wasted our prime years
on the wrong men.
Speaker 2: That's it, right, ye?
Speaker 11: Feminists ever celebrate female made inventions because posing in front
of a dishwasher doesn't make us look strong or empowered.
Why do so many feminists refer to themselves as strong
and independent because bitter and entitled doesn't get likes or
follows on our social media account.
Speaker 4: Why do you say men are intimidated.
Speaker 11: By you because telling people I'm exhausting to be around
doesn't pay my bills for free dinners.
Speaker 4: What's your stance on the patriarchy?
Speaker 11: It's evil except when it's paying my bills, protecting me
and building my iPhone.
Speaker 2: Why don't feminists promote female made.
Speaker 11: Inventions because promoting board games and a rolling pin makes
us look low?
Speaker 2: IQ.
Speaker 11: Why do so many feminists date traditional men so we
can be paid for and protected while never being held accountable.
Whist complain about the patriarchy so much because it's easier
than admitting we made bad life choices in our twenties.
Speaker 2: AI, so good? Now?
Speaker 3: Oh really, I love it.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I do I love it, I
don't know. But did you see? Okay, so Belichick's debut
in college did not go well, to say the least,
But did you see his girlfriend, like, like, people that
work for her basically trademarked gold Digger.
Speaker 2: Dude. That's like when Lebron James tried to trademark Taco Tuesdays.
It's like, you can trademark something that's part of the lexicon,
part of the but at.
Speaker 4: Least Taco Tuesday's kind of a positive thing. I mean,
she trades trademark. The worst thing about her, uh you
know that we know of anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like twenty five, she's she's a retard.
Speaker 4: What's that about?
Speaker 2: Though? What?
Speaker 4: What's the end game there? Why would she do that
so she can say other people, Hey, don't don't use
that word.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what she's You can't it's already established. You can't.
Speaker 3: You can't trademark something that's already out there.
Speaker 4: If she used it in in business, I guess she
potentially could trademark it if you know, she became identified
with it. I guess I don't know. But if I
was Bill Belichick, I would be kind of worried. I'd
be like, why, why you are you playing a life
after me where you like.
Speaker 2: I just like, just like imagine being I mean, her
dad's probably not in her life, but the imagine that
being your daughter.
Speaker 3: You're like, dude, she's getting pounded by old man balls
all the time.
Speaker 4: And the Belichick does. I mean, he seems fairly robust
for a seventy three year old, so I imagine he
is probably getting in.
Speaker 3: I think you guys are gonna be fine. Everyone's freaking out.
Speaker 4: You guys are gonna I said before, TC is really
good and and they we had to They didn't recruit
any I mean they recruited at the very last minute.
You know, he didn't get all everything worked out until
after the main transfer windows closed. The next recruit is
really good that we don't have any talent. This team
is worse than last year for talent, and last year
was bad. So yeah, I don't We're fine.
Speaker 2: You'll be fine.
Speaker 3: You'll be fine.
Speaker 4: I'm not worry about this was Uh did you see
this video of rats just mma ing it in the subway?
This is the craziest thing.
Speaker 2: D Uh.
Speaker 4: This was in New York obviously. Uh, rat headquarters. This
is about the size, a little bit smaller than the
rat that emerged from my toilet. By the way, remember
that story about how I had a rat come out
of my toilet. Yeah, these are a little bit smaller
than that rat. Check us out. Do you watch this?
Speaker 1: This is crazy?
Speaker 2: Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Little Yeah. Even rats don't like rats, ye.
Speaker 4: Look at it. They just like matrix.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's more exciting than the coms out fight. What
there was a big UFC fight. Everyone was excited about
it and comes out so dominating on the ground and
pound that he just held this guy down and pepperdim
with punches for five rounds twenty five minutes. Isn't that crazy? Bro?
Speaker 4: Rats so hard?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Rats go hard?
Speaker 4: You want to talk about my YouTube?
Speaker 2: I would still I would still take either of those
rats over anybody running for mayor in New York City.
New York City is done, dude, it's done. It's done.
Speaker 4: We have a nominee for the latest person to be
worse than Hitler. Did you see this guy at the
US Open tennis open. Uh, just steal this.
Speaker 2: Hat from this guy's game.
Speaker 4: Murder and he's getting wrecked the murder. It'll replay here
in a second.
Speaker 2: Hold.
Speaker 4: So this kid right here on the right, Uh, this
tennis guy that I don't know who he is, handed
tried to hand him a hat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then this guy just lied. It was like
it was up for anybody. Handed it right to the kid.
Speaker 4: Here we go, hands it to the kid, and this
guy's like, nope, that's mine, baby.
Speaker 3: I mean, you gotta be a real scumbag.
Speaker 4: Just a piece of ship.
Speaker 2: So they found Yeah, they found he's some Polish construction
guy and he got wrecked due all businesses.
Speaker 3: He's lost millions of dollars in business.
Speaker 4: And the kid, the tennis player found the kid and
brought him in and uh, and you know, gave him
much more than a hat. You know, he got to
meet him and hang out a little bit. The guy's name.
The asshole is a Peter boy. I don't know how
to say Polish names. Polish names can just look at.
Speaker 2: People don't know how to say. You say that, dude, Well,
how do you know that? I mean, look how he
spelled Peter. I mean, what imagine you have to spell.
Speaker 4: That in school, shark, because I think the z's in
the seas make like a shut sound like I'm not
just anybody who speaks Polish in the comments helped me
with the pronunciation. There, she's how far off am I?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 3: They're talking about cow farts. Do you think they know
how to say?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: Polish names gotta be We had five.
Speaker 2: Minutes of heavy debate about cow farts.
Speaker 4: Sesaric is what this guy says? Esaric justin fulls on, Saysesaric.
This person says, wait, oh, so we got dueling pronunciations.
This guy says Sesaric.
Speaker 2: He said cheachink that's what he said.
Speaker 4: Sisreck this guy we got three different What this is confusing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Johnny, you don't understand. You can't just jump.
Speaker 2: You have to be there, dude, you have to understand it.
Just says it's Peter scissor tids.
Speaker 4: A that's funny. There's a there's a new symptom that
people are identifying with ozempic. Someone sent me this on Twitter.
Have you heard about the ozempic shits brother, the ozempic diarrhea.
It's a big thing. Apparently there was a guest at
Gwyneth Paltrow's house. I don't know how this guy in
the gossip columns, but they had to h here it
is right here. This is from Vulture. This headline, Dude,
Gwyneth Paltrow's bestie bowel blowout explained. Okay, hold on, I
gotta I gotta allow ads. I suppose Oh they boy
ad blockers used to really work, didn't they? And then
they just stopped working. Gwyneth Paltrow has finally addressed, Thank god,
she's finally addressed rumors that finally Derek Blastberg lost control
of his bowels at a bed in her Hampton's home
last summer. Paltrow, of fifty two, didn't rush tony the
anecdote when it came up during an interview with The
Vanity Fair, and was described as appearing pained when being
asked about it. He lost no, no, no, she had
someone who's apparently also famous. Uh she said that a
socialite house guest was at her house and uh.
Speaker 3: Just blew it out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because of ozempic apparently, and apparently this is a
thing people were just having to deal with, people shitting
like crazy in their house, just randomly exploding.
Speaker 2: I can't believe the I can't believe that the I
want chee code to lose weight drug is bad for you.
It's unbelievable. I mean, that's all we've been talking about.
They're micro dosing, They're going blind, they're having heart problems.
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, dude, they're micro dosing.
Speaker 4: They are no ads for it now that like, hey
do you want a micro dose ozempic and it's out
there man, micro dosing ozimpic.
Speaker 3: I'll micro dose everybody in the face.
Speaker 4: We can't really show that one. It sounds like Chicago
is uh the latest city for this uh move to
get the boots on the ground in this country.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: We had it on September second, two days ago, fifty
eight shot and eight dead in Chicago over over what
like a weekend or a week at least. Okay, hold on, yeah,
over a Labor Day weekend. There were fifty eight people
shot and eight fatally eight They eight died, including a
drive by attack that left seven wounded, and Trump of
course is using it as pressure to get the National
Guard activated there in Chicago. What do you what do
you think about this because it seems like just a
back door to get people comfortable with the military in
major cities.
Speaker 2: Which is to like Sun said, is to post martial
law exactly what they want.
Speaker 4: You think Trump knows that that's the endgame or is.
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 4: We I mean, we should be criticizing him heavily for
this thing. I do no, But I'm not saying you don't.
I'm just saying there's no because I mean, I we all.
This is why it's a great sign up. By the way,
we all identify with this. You know, we want our
cities to be safer. We want to be able to
walk the streets and cities.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: And with the defund the police, which Chicago was, there
was no bigger place for that movement. You now don't
have enough cops on you know, on the beat. It's
kind of a nightmare, huh.
Speaker 2: They they basically want to once most martial all comes,
constitution goes out the door. And it also has to
do with the elections. We talked about it on Broke
on timpole Hat. I mean, you're gonna position all these
ice people by these election centers. None of these immigrants
are going to show up. I mean it's it's that
that in that sense, it's a it's a smart play
from their point of view, once you get rid of
They got rid of a mail in ballots for elect
national elections, and they're just going to position ice people
all around these election committee boards and where people go
to vote.
Speaker 3: And none of these illegals are gonna show up and vote.
Speaker 4: Did we talk about the Richie Torres interview on on
what's the guy's name? From Cometown? What's the guy's name?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, No, we haven't talked about.
Speaker 2: It, all right.
Speaker 4: I just want to play a bit of that. What's
the guy's name?
Speaker 3: Adam Freeland.
Speaker 2: I believe.
Speaker 4: So Richie Torres. Uh, you know he's what he's like
a representative or something. Uh, he's one of you know,
he's been chilling for Israel, like hard dude.
Speaker 3: I mean, dude chilling for Israel to a Jew.
Speaker 4: Yeah, way, yeah, it's unbelievable. Yeah, he's he's a former
policy analyst and the current American politician. Is he running
for what is he? Okay, yeah, he's a member of
the House for New York's fifteenth district. So, uh, this
is fascinating footage.
Speaker 2: And so I mean murdered.
Speaker 4: I mean Hamas murdered thousands of people.
Speaker 2: So there's no and it's real that Hamas is.
Speaker 4: A terrorist organization for murdering innocent children and civilians. How
many civilians have been killed in this war? The war
is a tragedy, but of them have been.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 4: They've killed journalists, They've killed journalistsop people. When he gets serious,
by the way, Freeland and Freeland, it's really hard to
take him, like, you know, seriously when he tries to
be serious, he's got this weird way about him. It's
very I mean, he's got the most nasal voice. Been
killed in a war. It's been at tragedy, killed people
waiting for a But you're suggesting that that it is
the policy of the Israeli government to murder civilians. I mean,
that's that is a notion that I rejected. You got
it like this is bad. You got to be like
a human being about this. People who are dying in
the war, which to me is a tragedy, because war
is a tragedy. You feel in your heart that this
is what you're doing.
Speaker 2: What you're saying is right.
Speaker 4: If hamas if you remove Ham, don't actually think I
told you what I believe.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me what I believe.
Speaker 10: I've told you what I believe.
Speaker 2: Why would you believe that?
Speaker 1: Because there are people who see the world differently.
Speaker 4: I know it's a shock to you, But there are
people who see the world differently food, But why did
I know that's a shock to you?
Speaker 2: Like I, it seems a little bit like the humanitarian
crisis has. I don't want to be disrespectful like this,
but like it.
Speaker 4: You've been at various points in what capacity You've just
been hostile in what capacity?
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 4: It's just been a gotcha interview.
Speaker 2: It's so crazy.
Speaker 3: It's so crazy, and it's so dumb.
Speaker 4: It's so awkward.
Speaker 3: It's just really dumb. And you're you know, Adam's right.
Speaker 2: I mean, I listen, Adam's getting the biggest interviews right
now because the show super popular, and good for him.
I always love.
Speaker 4: He's got such a way well.
Speaker 2: I have less issues with his nasal on this, and
the more issues with this guy who is just like
saying the most disgusting things. You you are what everyone
talks about when they go how did they let the
Nazis do this? Which is a whole nother sigh? Opes, right, how.
Speaker 4: Do win an election?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 4: He's the least charismatic person.
Speaker 2: I mean, see you his district is insanely Jewish? Oh
you think, okay, insanely Jewish because he's I mean, he's
got no charisma, that guy. He's like, yes, you know,
I mean, it's just stupid. Believe.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, some of the pay pigs don't.
Speaker 5: Like him, The pay pigs don't like him. What the
papers like him? The pay pigs don't like him. And
he's not gonna get any of our campaign money. Pay
pigs pay, And then we don't like their their their
their money, his stance, and he's completely wrong, and it's
just gonna get worse and worse. And dude, is Chad
sniping us again? Someone says, Chad is sniping us?
Speaker 2: Yet? Are you sniping us? Yeah?
Speaker 4: D should we talk about the should we talk? Yead?
Speaker 2: Are you sniping us again? I've explained to you, we
don't like your snipe.
Speaker 4: We talk about the death pool. Do you want to
talk about the death pool and the money?
Speaker 2: He may come on the show and defend yourself right now,
because you are sniping us.
Speaker 4: I heard that that Chad Zumac. This is all alledged.
I did watch a two hour video about it he
set up.
Speaker 3: Did you watch the whole two hours?
Speaker 4: I put it on like two time speed, but I
watched a lot of it. Yeah, he set up a
death pool and took people's money, said he would pay
out five hundred dollars to the winner or winners of
the death pool. And then someone died quite quite quickly
after that, and he paid nobody and claimed that it
was because YouTube people in the comments summer because YouTube,
uh you know, that's against YouTube's terms of service. And
he kept the money. He said, what am I supposed
to pay him out? They said they didn't want. There
was one person I guess who said, you just you know,
you just keep it chedh and so he just kept, like,
you know, a couple hundred bucks have people's minds.
Speaker 2: I just want Chad to come on the show and
defend why he's sniping uts. I've expressed Tammy should not
snipe us. Okay, stop sniping us. Okay, oh he never
paid doodle. Dude, Dude, we should sort of go fundme
for doodle.
Speaker 4: Geez chats talking.
Speaker 2: Oh Dad, come on the show and defend yourself right now.
Speaker 3: Pay.
Speaker 2: Pigs are not gonna put up with this, dude. Hey,
pigs are not gonna put on Okay, We're over it. Okay, Tom,
we know it's not you. Your name right there, please stop.
Speaker 4: Com Yeah, nice, try Tom. We got a few questions
from the Patreon people here. We can run through real quick,
Nick Ford says. Nick Ford says, much love felas. If
you would like to ask questions, you can visit patreon
dot com. Slash Broken simulation Jason Mitchell says, I am
convinced now that we are in a simulation. What are
your guys thoughts on this currently?
Speaker 3: And that's the name of the show, but.
Speaker 4: Genuinely, do you do you think there's a chance that
we are in it? Because he wants to this is
he asked this question seriously, Jason Mitchell, did.
Speaker 3: I think it's all energy?
Speaker 2: So it could be a computer program for sure, but
I believe we live in an energy field that is
manipulated that we can manipulate.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I mean that's kind of like code, isn't
it if you could, you know, manipulate the code around you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I think. We live in an energy field,
and you can manipulate the energy.
Speaker 4: I think it's possible. And I don't know. I don't
know much, but I know I love you, David.
Speaker 2: I think I love you. But what's all right? Off?
Speaker 3: We'll probably get copyright.
Speaker 4: I'm a street that I'm not sure of love.
Speaker 3: I can't believe this thing. I mean, it's gonna affect
our friendship.
Speaker 4: Dave Jacobs says any experiences with MILFs back in Sam's
younger days, like late teens and twenties.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dude, love upon the mills?
Speaker 4: What are your guys on What are your guys opinions
on millfs banging young d When I was twenty five,
I used to go to this fifty one year old
divorced Mills house and just spray and cuper.
Speaker 3: Dude, Mills love love. They get the club shot up, dude,
love it.
Speaker 4: Wait, so you had you had a milf uh on
the speed.
Speaker 3: Dial all the time, dude, all the time.
Speaker 2: I used to have women tell me they were separated
from their husbands, but they weren't, and then you'd hook
up with them, and then bad shit would happen to me.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, the sounds like there's a story there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're the story.
Speaker 2: Twice in in Las Vegas while I was young, I
would hook up with these chicks. They're like, yeah, I'm
separated from my husband, were not together anymore, and they
totally were, and they just wanted to get poundtown.
Speaker 4: They just what did the daddy show up? I mean,
did the guy show up? What happened?
Speaker 2: No, I got fired from my job literally the next
day both times.
Speaker 4: What did they have to do with your work?
Speaker 2: I'll know, just a universe, dude, it's a universal. Oh
I don't come it in a married married woman.
Speaker 4: Oh interesting, Yeah, that speaks to a simulation right there.
Uh No, I never no knowing knowing.
Speaker 2: I love I used to. One time I was doing
a show with Jason Tibo in the belly room of
the com store and there was a chick who just
had a baby, and she wanted to get lit up,
and I lit her up and I just drank breast
milk forever.
Speaker 4: This guy says he ran away when we started talking
about the death pool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Chad that's the way. Don't don't snipe our show.
Speaker 4: Uh, Dave, Yeah, I mean there was a teacher that
for sure we could have had it. Yeah, like and
and she ended up getting busted going down for that eventually.
Speaker 2: So Johnny, you know, we have this situation with these
hot teachers hooking up these students and everyone's.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, cool, cool cool the old South Park.
Speaker 2: Uh you know episode Oh cool cool clean, sweet sweet sweet,
and yeah, goodbye Chad.
Speaker 3: Now it's just called bye Chad.
Speaker 2: We don't even give them goodbye, just bye as in
Chad is bye?
Speaker 4: What were you saying that going?
Speaker 2: So, so we have this scene where these teachers are
hooking up with these kids and everyone thinks it's cool,
and it's just this, here's the thing about hooking up
with minors, right, we we don't do it. Why, Well,
because you're bringing a.
Speaker 4: Dull dirty they're all dirty.
Speaker 2: You're bringing adult, adult energy, adult behavior, adult adult actions
into a child's life that they're not mentally ready for.
Speaker 3: That's that's that's it. You can't do that to them.
Speaker 2: Like obviously, a male teacher hooking up with a female student,
we all know that there could be a pregnancy and
that could ruin the little girl's.
Speaker 3: Life, So we don't want that.
Speaker 2: That's disgusting, But nobody ever thinks about it when it
comes to female teachers hooking up with young male students,
and they do the exact same thing, but they do
it in a different way where they want the guy
to the young boy to start acting like a grown man,
like when you get in a job, when we moving
in together, when am I gonna meet your parents? You know,
when we gotta start a family. You're like, I'm fifteen, dude,
I'm playing video games. I'm just banging my teacher. It's
they Oh, it never is, because we all know, guys,
the pussy bones connected to the heart bone.
Speaker 4: Okay, every time that's to be on a T shirt
for sure.
Speaker 2: The pussy bones connect to the heart bone way, so
the pet feelings. And then they want you to be
a grown ass man when you're just fifteen year old
playing grand theft auto.
Speaker 4: Do you think it would have messed you up if
an older woman, a teacher or something like that, like
when you were maybe seventeen sixteen something like that.
Speaker 2: I remember when I was in fourth grade, I told
my teacher to take her top off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, something I would have done.
Speaker 2: I remember wearing the bus. She's like, listen, guys really
hot out here. I go, why don't you take your
shirt off?
Speaker 4: Oh dude, I remember. I just remember to you. I
I think I sayed my teacher. I was in seventh
grade and it was this teacher I was talking about
this hot.
Speaker 3: Yeah today you'd be on the sex offenders list.
Speaker 4: And we were going on a field trip and I
put a quarter down where she was about to sit
on the bus and just put my hand down like, oh,
I was going to grab the quarter like you know
this this thing, and fully grabbed VJJ.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, nice Johnny. Did you like it?
Speaker 4: I mean it was I didn't. I was really just
thinking I grabber a butt, really is what I was thinking.
Speaker 3: But it was just you went knuckles deep that.
Speaker 4: That was kind of awful. I just it's funny. I
just came back, honey, you're a you're a sex effect.
And she but the thing is she was she was
into it. She wasn't. She was just like, oh, that's
you shouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: You should you want to do it again, little Johnny?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I was.
Speaker 2: Johnny. You're such a lady killer. Are you still a
lady Killer. I know you got a fake girlfriend that
we love very much. But Johnny, you were, you were
the master of Poundtown.
Speaker 4: Well, you know what I always say is I appeal
to a very narrow band of the spectrum of women.
But to those women, I'm like, uh, you know, very
very appealing.
Speaker 3: So that was my opinion on having long hair.
Speaker 2: Like most a lot of girls didn't like guys of
long hair, but the women who loved it loved it.
Speaker 4: That's absolutely the case. Yeah, with me, I'm also an
acquired taste. I was always the kind of guy that
kind of had to you know, grow on a like
a like a mole, you know.
Speaker 2: Just slow Johnny, Steve Lafaiette, local celebrity, real m word.
He just called you, Johnny, the mayor of Poundtown. And
we all know I'm the mayor of Poundtown.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm the vice mayor. You could be city councilmen.
Speaker 4: I'll take that. I'll take that. Okay, Yeah, let's see.
Dave Jacobs also said.
Speaker 2: Johnny, are you gonna run for mayor? You're gonna run
against me?
Speaker 4: No, No, I would never do that, Sam, wait would
do that. I wait for you to retire.
Speaker 3: Incumbent.
Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't do that. Sam we're in the same party.
We're in the we're in the pay pig party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in the pay pig party. Pay pig party.
Guys don't run against each other.
Speaker 4: Dave Jacobs says much love for all the shows. Johnny,
I gotta go, I gotta go. Dot T says, love you, Sammy,
I got ten minutes. Okay, Yeah, that's fine. Wizard any reads, Johnny,
should you be doing reading?
Speaker 3: I'll do it really deep into this.
Speaker 4: It's okay, I'll move it in the audio, Wizard says,
what happened to Tartaria and the Midget Realm? What does
that mean? The Midget Realm does that?
Speaker 2: I don't know what the Midget Realm is.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a cool place to hang out, the
Midget Realm.
Speaker 2: Imagine being the tallest person Midget Realm and you just dominate.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure that's a theme park in Honey.
Speaker 2: You'd be the yowming of Midget Town and you just
dominate everybody.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure that's a theme park in China. I
meant the Midget Realm. You know what I'm talking Have
you seen that the footage of that that theme park
in China, that's just little people.
Speaker 2: Everywhere else they treat little people like freak shows. Here,
we like we're worried about their feelings.
Speaker 4: Treat them like celebrity. By the way, dude, Peter Dinklic
is in the New Dexter season.
Speaker 2: And yeah, great, he's good.
Speaker 4: It's good.
Speaker 2: It's as good.
Speaker 3: He's a great actor.
Speaker 2: He just seems annoying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he seems that he takes himself too serious. That does.
Speaker 2: There's nothing more annoying than a midget that takes himself serious.
Speaker 4: I think we might not be able to say midget.
I think I had to say a little person.
Speaker 2: But why is that a slur? Can someone tell me
we've never oppressed little people? Wait?
Speaker 4: Okay, I think there's a species of Okay, I think
it's called like a uh no, it's a midge.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 4: I was thinking there was a species of fly called
a midget fly. But maybe a midget horse or something. Anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he's finds a word and they get upset
about it.
Speaker 3: It's like there has to be some kind of oppression.
Speaker 4: What's their word?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 4: They take it on and it becomes their thing.
Speaker 2: He loves. The best joke about that. We can't say
it here because it involves the M word, but it's
like the funniest joke ever.
Speaker 4: Jail plate insomniac. Oh, I love that show. That was
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Speaker 2: Is another toy at the pool, so I.
Speaker 4: Cat, Oh, don't show us your toys. Oh oh, I
got you, Hi little guy. Wait, you're gonna have to
hold it close to your face if you want. I
think you can pull the focus. Uh what is that
like a little Pokemon and.
Speaker 3: Squishy man squishy bear?
Speaker 4: No? What does he help you fight? Fight your urges somehow?
Speaker 2: No, this guy fights helps me with the Lord anything
as possible.
Speaker 4: Are you up the tile right now or something like that?
Because you're you're you're.
Speaker 3: No, it's it's it's the stupid ass spectrum.
Speaker 2: Spectrum is the worst, the worst, and it's the only
thing I can get shocked.
Speaker 4: Quartz says, what's the best evidence that CERN has accessed
to hyperdimensional gates?
Speaker 3: Of course that's their whole thing.
Speaker 2: But the PROPHETI Bravo thinks it's a money laundering scheme,
which I'm not against.
Speaker 4: Oh really, he doesn't think cern is anything.
Speaker 2: He thinks they're just money laundering.
Speaker 4: Huh, boy, that would be an elaborate money wauandering scheme.
Speaker 2: Everything's in a man am uh elaborate money laundering, Johnny.
Speaker 4: It's all we have to come up with some kind
of like money.
Speaker 2: I wish.
Speaker 3: I yeah, but we would go to jail. They don't
go to jail. We go to jail.
Speaker 2: I guess the cool crew.
Speaker 4: I guess you could say that's what this podcasts. Yeah,
Paypigs is just an elaborate money lenders game. Michael Stanker.
Speaker 2: Noo, he's giving us money.
Speaker 3: I'm very upset.
Speaker 4: Michael Stenko. That's a good name. Uh yeah. We have
a lot of people here. Uh and not a lot
of super chests today. That's too bad. Michael Stenko. Uh
sounds like Rick Dnko from the band good name. Michael Stenko, Sam,
will you ever have doctor Ammon Hillman on? Do you
know who that is? Ammon Hillman?
Speaker 3: And why wouldn't I have them on?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Uh, people think I won't have certain people on.
Speaker 4: My favorite comment is like, Sam, you gotta have why
haven't you had or and I look it up and
we have had them on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty episodes that you can enjoy.
Speaker 4: Some guy the other day was like, you guys really
got to have Eli Morzulia and you would really get
along with him. And I'm like, dude, already did it?
Speaker 2: We did it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had him.
Speaker 4: Come on, Erica says, I love you, Sammy T and Johnny,
thank you for all all you do is spreading the
truth and wisdom. Do we spread wisdom? I don't know
about that.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: Are you feeling any differently about the NAD supplements you
were taking? Sam?
Speaker 2: No, I feel like, look how young I look? Johnny,
who's older on the show mirror you? I can't tell
her you No.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, you're always clowning me about life extension.
But that's NAD is just about life extension.
Speaker 3: What do you want looking younger as you're growing old?
Speaker 4: Well, that's what we're talking There's a thing called health span,
which is pushing your you know, the age where you
kind of start to reach decrepitude later into life. And
that's really what we're talking about here. We're not talking
about just living in a wheelchair for the last forty
years of your life.
Speaker 2: Dude, I just want to go to the point and
then when I can control my butt anymore, wrap it up.
Speaker 3: When I'm having no zempiic blowouts, I'm out.
Speaker 4: I mean, you're not far from that now, are you don't.
Aren't you good for a shark like once a month
or something?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Once a month? Right?
Speaker 4: You really are, right, you really are. What do you
think you did in life to blow out your own
so early?
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, I'm having sea coke blowouts with
these zins.
Speaker 4: Oh it could be that. Yeah. By the way, me
and nextually you wanted to talk to you about this yesterday.
I think at least during the ad reads, you gotta
chill on the zins, because it's really it's obvious that
when you're like you kind of talk like this a
little bit, you get kind of lispy, like.
Speaker 3: Oh, Johnny's giving me notes.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's not just me, it's actually.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about how dangerous they don't like my Zinny.
Speaker 4: You get squeaky.
Speaker 2: You get squeaky Johnny's.
Speaker 4: Listing like this, I got my zin in my mouth
like this, I got my zins.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you a blue chee.
Speaker 4: This guy earlier said, don't be a buzz kill. When
I corrected you, you said you said something really dumb.
Speaker 2: Pay pigs get it.
Speaker 3: The pay pigs get it.
Speaker 4: That's for the love of the game right there. The
pink just didn't even have a message, just.
Speaker 2: The pink and the one she wasn't enough is in
the stink.
Speaker 4: MS send send Dominico San Dominica. I think as well,
we would say that Scio go on read that Scio
maneuvers provoked social unrest, not constant allies, just constant interest.
Is that a riddle?
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, Johnny.
Speaker 4: Okay, Scio maneuvers provoke social I agree. No, no constant allies, okay,
just unrest. Yeah, I guess, I mean, okay, I'm buy it.
Sure what else do we have, Evan says Sam. Is
there a TFH episode that you can remember that helped
you learn more about terrain theory?
Speaker 2: We have many of them, and we we had doctor
Andrew Kaufman.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about it.
Speaker 4: That was a good one. There was one that was
really good for terrain theory. Oh it was the person
that kind of fell in the middle that I thought
was fake. Well, no, no, but they I mean there
is a because terrain theory. That term has been kind
of twisted to mean.
Speaker 2: Something, Johnny.
Speaker 3: Nobody's twisting it.
Speaker 4: Well, No, I mean what I mean is it's kind
of been stretched to mean different things than what it
originally did. And and by the original definition, I'm certainly
h Jason Mitchell. Boy, but you could you always be
counted on for a creative interjection, Johnny.
Speaker 3: That's why they come to bank.
Speaker 4: Jason Mitchell says, uh, here, Sam, since you.
Speaker 2: Were butt hurt, thank you, Jason Mitchell.
Speaker 4: Just for the love of the game.
Speaker 3: That's Ellen. Hello, she's a hot teacher that can get it.
Speaker 4: That's Australian five dollars. That's a good five or maybe
three a you No, I think Australian money's worth more
than American money.
Speaker 3: No, it's not, Johnny. Are you sure?
Speaker 2: Look it up?
Speaker 4: One usd Do you want that five bucks? Yeah? One
United States dollar is one and a half Australian dollars.
Speaker 2: So there we go, bang bang pow, three dollars.
Speaker 4: Blanco, La, says Sam. Have Tony rock on also, we'd
love to have Tony rock on.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: Todd McFarlane is a scam artist in twenty nineteen, he
crowd funded this. This is all alleged by this guy.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: He crowdfunded over a million dollars for a Spawn movie
and starring Jamie Fox and now nothing.
Speaker 2: Now you like Spawn?
Speaker 4: I love that as a kid. Spawn.
Speaker 3: Remember I don't have a lot of memories of it.
Speaker 4: You don't remember Spawn, I don't. It was a big
deal when I was a kidde let's see a big deal.
Speaker 2: I want you to marry it.
Speaker 4: Wait, Spawn with Jamie Fox? That would be kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Let's see Jamie Fox the John Gotti of Black Gates
in Hollywood?
Speaker 4: Is he you think he's a game?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, for sure?
Speaker 3: Allegedly allegedly for sure, allegedly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, boy, it's been a couple of years since they
said anything about it. Our friend Smiley Butler, the Third
War Hero, a dream guest for Tip All hat would
Sam Johnny Eddie Bravo and g Edward Griffin. He's ninety four,
so there's not much time. You think we can book
g Edward Griffin?
Speaker 2: Tam Yeah for sure.
Speaker 4: Uh, Tricky, Ricky says, United, our blood are I'm sorry, United,
our will is greater than any other force. We shall
inherit the stars, even if we must first cleanse them
in blood. Are you quoting Hitler or something? Because I
feel like that's just something that I see.
Speaker 2: Pigs went off, Pay pigs went off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they really showed up for us.
Speaker 2: Thank you, pay pigs, thank you. You know who.
Speaker 4: I would like to, but I don't think we could
get away with it. On Timfoil, But he's doing the rounds.
Is that CIA guy that I kind of like to
listen to, the guy with the hair John Kiriaku, No, No,
not him, No, he's he's a plant. That guy sucks.
I like, yeah, me too. And he told me them
on He went on this pod the other day. If
you don't know, he's he was the whistleblower on Enhanced Interrogation.
He got they put him in jail for UH. And
he was on this pod the other day telling this
story about how there was a walk in a guy
saying that he saw some terrorists doing UH an ass
ass a nation. I'm trying to say it like that
so YouTube doesn't get it. He saw some people being
on YouTube unalive. It's a controversial issue. I think they
call it. Him talked about he walked in and saw it,
saying he saw some people being unalived by some potential terrorist,
and so they took him to FBI. FBI said, this
guy's crazy. You don't know you you shouldn't talk to him.
He doesn't know what he's talking about. But CIA believed it.
They were like, yeah, this, we think he's credible. So
they brought in a hypnotist and John Kiriaku doesn't believe
in hypnotism, but he's got to translate, and he says
this guy that they hypnotized. Sam held his arm up
in this position for something like I don't know, three hours,
five hours or something like that, and reco owned the
whole story. Told told the uh, the person doing the interview,
which is, you know, through him the translator, the license
plate of the people who did the hit as they
drove away. He remembered it completely. And then when he
woke up three hours later, his hand immediately fell like
that and he vomited all over himself. And it turned
out the license plate was stolen, so they were able
to trace it back to some people.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: But here's the twist. It turns out that guy was
full of shit. He came back later with like a
fake audio tape saying that he recorded. They came and
picked him up, the terrorists, and he recorded them, and
it turned out it was just him talking like this
with his hand over his mouth, like, you know, trying
to do an impression of terrorists. And uh so what
do you I mean, what do you believe there? Does
it work? Does it not work?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: They interrogate people.
Speaker 4: I know you weren't listening because you're on the phone.
Speaker 2: They nobody's doing this, DOMI no, they hit the Egyptian.
Speaker 4: They hypnotized the guy and he came up with a
license plate that was stolen and seemed to be connected
somehow to some shit that went down. But they found
out later that the guy was full of shit. So
it's weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I so, so, Johnny, when I say hypnotists say
people being tortured, are said, oh okay, I got with you. Okay,
so I heard it wrong. That's why I stated it.
And you said I wasn't listing. I just heard it wrong.
I thought the guy tortured said the license.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no, it was it was
they were doing. He was a guy coming in to
uh I would you say, like self report, you know,
like he came in with like, hey, I saw something
and I just want to help you out, help the
CIA out and get a little money. Uh and and
that's yeah, anyway, that's I would play the clip, but
it's kind of a long clip.
Speaker 3: Johnny.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about how once again I called something
on Brogan?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, tell me.
Speaker 2: So I did my Rogan and Parents, which is almost
at one million views, where like forty thousand out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to get to a million. I feel
like I did my job, so we're one.
Speaker 2: So I talked about the time that Eddie and I
went to Huntsville, Alabama, and nobody showed up to the show,
and the sound guy told him that told us that
they'd set us up for failure, that nobody was gonna
come because Huntsville is the epicenter of the New World Order,
and that basically it's where the real NASA is that
they make you think it's in like Houston, but it's
really in Huntsville, Alabama.
Speaker 3: And then just a couple of.
Speaker 2: Days ago, Trump comes out and says he's moving basically
the entire space program to Alabama, which is Huntsville, Alabama.
Speaker 4: I don't understand what you're talking about, though, because there's
like a giant music. They have a huge rocket in
Huntsville and the giant space music.
Speaker 3: But Johnny, most people don't know that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but most people don't know who the vice president is.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I mean that's the point. Most people don't know that Huntsville,
Alabama is where bom Broun went and that Yeah, that
is I mean, that's okay, Johnny. I don't know why
you're not You're putting like trying to take a little
shine off my my magic.
Speaker 3: Why you're celebrating Okay.
Speaker 4: I will give you credit for absolutely predicting the immigration
the no Kings thing. That one was impressive.
Speaker 2: But this why you don't just enjoy it, Johnny, that
you're on with a fucking oracle.
Speaker 3: But no, you can't do that because you're afraid you
won't get a chicks and pay pigs.
Speaker 2: Pigs.
Speaker 4: This is the last This is just fascinating here. I'll
try to get to the to the good bit where
he talks about this is about.
Speaker 3: The Blue Dreamer broadcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll get to it. I just want to play
This is John Kiriaku talking about how it's plausible that
they plant stories on podcasts. I mean, this is a
bit of a long.
Speaker 12: He interviewed this guy that was a CIA and FBI agent,
that is an asset.
Speaker 1: Sean had him on it.
Speaker 4: He's talking about Sean Ryan now and they both.
Speaker 2: See controlled opposition and they both.
Speaker 4: Seem to kind of be fans of him, which concerns me.
Speaker 12: But the show and I didn't I didn't watch the
full episode, but just for context, let's say this guy
was his story and his credentials were I don't know,
al Qaida.
Speaker 1: Let's say that.
Speaker 2: It's really weird that the guy is like, they're you know,
of course they love Sean Ryan.
Speaker 3: They made their studio look like Sean Ryan.
Speaker 4: Oh, he admits it. He says that he says this
in this interview I skipped it, but that this show
is modeled after Sean.
Speaker 12: Ryan, Middle Eastern based and that's where his story lives.
And at one point he says something to Sean about
it was either the Russians trying to proliferate nuclear material
or bring nuclear material somewhere, and it was thing alarming
related to Russia, and Sean talks on Tucker about He's like, well,
I looked at the guy and I asked him immediately.
I was like, when is the last time that you
had contact with the agency. And apparently this guy's story
was that he got burned by the agency. The agency
fucked him, that's what he claims. So he says, well, no.
Speaker 4: Why does he get to say the effort He's got
one hundred and forty two thousand.
Speaker 2: View Johnny, I'm dangerous. Okay, guys, the sure a sign
that I'm I'm the real one. Okay, I'm the source,
I'm the real one. Is I'm still still still getting
shadow band? They do it all the time on Doom
Scroll and will be Skyrock and then it just stopped.
Speaker 4: On the last one.
Speaker 3: It's just ridiculous. Dude, I'm dangerous.
Speaker 12: And Seanas tell you what I'm thinking if the CIA
found out that you were gonna come on this podcast. Obviously,
the Sean Ryan Show has quite a bit of reach,
and he's a I think there's a difference between a
show having a lot of reach and the show's host
being reputable, which, in my opinion, Sean is.
Speaker 1: He's very reputable. Yes, yeah, he's the he's the real McCoy. Yes, dude,
I modeled this whole show off of him. I respect
him a lot. I think he's the goat anyway.
Speaker 2: He's the goat. He's not the goat in any way question.
Speaker 4: I totally agree.
Speaker 12: He seemed he felt like he just threw that Russia
thing in there and it was totally out of place.
Speaker 2: I love it the theory he's the goat this But
what he did with Shady.
Speaker 4: Ship, No, they're not talking about him. They're talking about but.
Speaker 2: But dude, he's on his show. I mean, come on, dude,
you remember when Sean Ryan had that chick on talking
about Islamic jihadis are going to do something in America
and everyone like, yes, we all know who it is, Like,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: No, you're right. Would be like if the only reason
I trust this guy John Kiyaku is because they put
him in federal prison. That's the main reason.
Speaker 12: Agency said Okay, you're going on this podcast, say whatever
you want, just work in this one thing. And that
got the wheels turned in my head.
Speaker 2: That's insightful.
Speaker 1: I just hadn't thought about it that way like you
would think.
Speaker 12: There people claim other famous CIA officers are plants anymore.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh, we don't need to go there talk about
that one nugget.
Speaker 1: What do you think about that?
Speaker 4: He's asking if they plant people on podcasts.
Speaker 1: It's a brilliant insight and I could absolutely see it,
absolutely see it. Yes, yes, we we just.
Speaker 2: Talked Johnny about how fucking Bobby whatever Big Tits BBC
Slayer was a plant, like, of course they do this stop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that clip is kind of slow. But
he also John ky Rocker in the same interview, Dude,
he tells this story about how he I'll try to
condense it. He was with he was with Bill Richardson,
remember Bill Richardson, and he was working for Bill Richardson,
and he said that Obama came to Bill Richardson and
told him, Hey, if you get me the Latino vote,
I'll make you secretary of State. And so Bill Richardson
comes to John Kyriaku and says, hey, you want to
you wanna work on you know I'm gonna be secretary
of State. You want to come work with me. He's like, yeah, dude, absolutely,
and so, uh then when Obama wins, he calls Bill
Richardson It's like, hey, dude, congratulations, you're going to be
secretary of State. And he's like, dude, they're giving it
to Hillary Clinton, and he's like, oh shit, sorry man uh.
And then Kiriaku was working for John Carey a couple
of years later, who he says is a piece of shit.
And John Carey tells this story in a in a
in front of a group of people about how Obama
called him and told him if he became the first
senator to endorse him that he would make John Kerry
Secretary of State.
Speaker 3: So they almos a gay man snake.
Speaker 4: Obama had the same exact conversation offering the secretary of
stake and three different people lying to all of them.
But Hillary Clinton is that crazy?
Speaker 3: No, it's not crazy because it's it's pretty.
Speaker 4: But he's supposed to be a paradigm of virtue. If
you listen to most Democrats, they who still believes that
Democrats believe it.
Speaker 2: Of course they believe that there's ninety genders and the
global warming and climate change is the big issue.
Speaker 4: On the screen. Though you didn't read it, I know
John's a music fan. Check out the Blue Dreamer podcast.
Speaker 3: Guys, we'll promote your stuff on the show. Just give
us those pay pig dollars.
Speaker 4: And then this guy just says supersticker.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Smoky Doky.
Speaker 4: We of was this kind of weird. It's early.
Speaker 3: I thought it was way better than the last one.
Speaker 4: Was better than the original pay Pigs.
Speaker 2: The original pay Pigs is all time great great, oh
g pay picks the pay picks.
Speaker 4: If you want to call in next week, we'll be
playing voicemails uh for the uh put up next week.
I will if you just give me next week we
will in the Patreon force, and we'll begin having a
little extra at the end where we do your phone calls. Uh,
if you want to call and leave a voicemail to
be answered in the Patreon portion.
Speaker 3: What happened with your your your your audio?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: It sounds like it's going through your computer.
Speaker 4: It might have got both four two four there we
go four two four two four eight five one that's.
Speaker 2: Screen so they can write down.
Speaker 3: Oh Jesus Christ, put it in the banner, dude, go to.
Speaker 4: Put it in the banner.
Speaker 2: Give me a Oh, you're annoying swearing on the show.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to do like eight different things here.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, welcome to me on cash Daddies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's not your job. You don't I don't
know why you do it on cash days. I could
take that away from you, take that burden from you.
People are already calling uh. Even though the banner wasn't up.
Somehow people managed to call uh. Four two four two
four eight five one nine one again, that's four two
four two four eight five one nine one. Should we
leave it up there?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Leave it up there? And I'm ready to go.
I'm tired. I want to take a nap Oh.
Speaker 4: Sam's gotta go say it, say it, say your catchphrase.
Speaker 2: I gotta go, Johnny, what Johnny?
Speaker 3: I gotta go there?
Speaker 4: You go, Thank you, thank you. Let me make sure
we didn't miss any super chants. All right, now, that's it.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 4: I love you guys. You're all wonderful people.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: Wait, Oh, I gotta make sure it doesn't play because
it's got an old number that Joe Biden reads. I
gotta make sure it doesn't play call four. No, gotta
remove that. All right, far far far? You don't have
anything else?
Speaker 2: I have none, Johnny. We're supposed to do an hour.
We went an hour forty five minutes.
Speaker 4: I know what are we gonna do?
Speaker 3: What we're gonna do?
Speaker 4: And we take a nap oh I'll see you Saturday.
We're going to see Oasis.
Speaker 3: We're going to see Oasis. I gotta listen to some
Oasis songs, so.
Speaker 4: I know the playlist. Did you get the play I
sent you?
Speaker 2: I want to listen to it, I hope so.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's a fan. I don't know why you
would spend this much money on a ticket if you
didn't want.
Speaker 2: It's a cultural moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is a cultural moment. I hope they do
an album, I really, or just a single, maybe a
couple of songs. Radio Head going back on the Road
apparently there are rumors about it later this year. I'd
love to see that to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Johnny, you're just living your best life. I gotta go, guys.
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye Johnny, take care, Bye buddy, Bye everybody.