Speaker 1: I made a decision pay Sunny Sun on. I had
a vision night. What's up are you fuckers out there?
We love you? Happy Friday, Yeah, Happy Friday, Friday. It's Friday.
Speaker 2: I hope everybody enjoyed the Patreon release that I put
on our Thursday last Thursday. Nobody really said anything about it.
It was a dramatic reading.
Speaker 1: Oh I got to listen to that. It's pretty funny.
I'm gonna listen to it on the way home. So
there's another.
Speaker 2: One that I do have scheduled for the Thursday that
just passed. When you're listening to this and it is
about I'd okay. I re listened to it and I
was like, oh, I forgot about this, And it's another
dramatic reading between Okay, do you remember that there was
a mom from the kids' school. And it wasn't the
crazy It wasn't the craziest one who I hated her
and her kid that was out in Xander and all
this stuff. It wasn't It's not her. It's one that
I was actually friends with. But she's so crazy and
she was always she was just like a super Karen,
Like she was always getting like really upset about minor
things and then wanting to like bring it like like
a meeting and get all the other parents on board,
and everybody was always like, girl, no, right, we're not interested.
Speaker 1: I remember so one of them was.
Speaker 2: And so this, this is the one that I think
is airing right now. It's a series of emails between Jack's.
Speaker 1: The the theater company.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so remember and I use their name and like, listen, guys,
if Jack's, if you're listening to this, or if somebody's
going to tell them, remember I had to take it down.
And then also I had to when I talked about them,
I had to change the name. Well I'm calling them
Jax because yes, I had some issues with them, but
that was so many years ago. Elbie was literally in
I believe in sixth grade, and it was a lot.
They took their They are a company, they're a great company.
They do fantastic performances. I was mad because they do
auditions and they treat them very too seriously. And my
whole thing was like, it's not Broadway. It's supposed to
be a fun after school thing. We're paying for it.
We're not auditioning on Broadway. You don't need to give
such critiques. Yes, right, the kids stressed out. Now, granted,
my kids, Lbie runs extra anxious, so of course she
was sensitive. Xander was super sensitive at the time and
kind of didn't want to be doing something like that anyway,
but felt some sort of pressure. I don't know, so whatever,
I bad mouth them a little bit.
Speaker 1: Id a love, I of love. But then I remember
I got over it.
Speaker 2: We had some other issues and then we stopped work.
The kids outgrew it anyway, they didn't have it at
their school anymore, so it doesn't matter then. But okay,
by the following year, I was all about them and
I was on their side. And remember we did this
showcase and Elbe was so cute in it and she
sang burn and it was a showcase. Well, then the
shoe was on the other foot because some of the
parents started taking shit way too seriously.
Speaker 1: You know how this happens.
Speaker 2: And they were used to the bigger productions that the
company would do, so now they had kind of had
to scale it back because somehow we didn't they didn't
get enough people. They didn't get enough people to do
this production. So they're like, instead of doing a production,
we're not doing lay miz, we're not doing Hamilton. We're
just doing a little showcase so all the kids can
sing a song. It's fun, have a good day. They
lowered the price. Well, some of the parents were just
not having it, and they were like, I don't understand
what's going on here, Like where's the professionality that we've
come to expect.
Speaker 1: Oh boy. And so one of the.
Speaker 2: Parents, and I'd forgotten about this, was this mom who's
like particularly high maintenance, and I'd forgotten.
Speaker 1: How out of control she got. And so.
Speaker 2: I almost shouldn't have released that Patreon because if she
listens to it, she'll know it's her. Now, that would
be an off chance that she ever listens to my show.
And I have told stories about her before. And then
I ran into her somewhere and I was like, oh,
and I told you might remember this because I told
a story about her in drunkish, about her being kind
of Craig right right, And then I ran into her
out like at Trader Joe's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 2: I was scared because I was like, fuck, like she's
gonna know it's her, But no, she was just telling
me about her boyfriend and like how life's going, and
telling me other stuff, and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, okayew in the clear. So but now that.
Speaker 2: This is public, I might have to, like if I
run into her again. Here's the thing, Nobody, if you
know who I'm talking about, if you're somebody, there's there
are always people who listen to our show.
Speaker 1: Who go to school with my kids.
Speaker 2: Always, at every stage of life, there's been someone. So
if you know who I'm talking about, don't fucking tell her.
Speaker 3: It's only going to hurt her, right of course. And
it's been a while now, like.
Speaker 2: A long time, and it's you know, it's up for
consumption and it's entertaining. Yeah, But the thing is like, obviously,
if you don't know her, you'd like, I'm not revealing
I was reading the emails. So the only way that
that she could get hurt is if you know her,
because I would never use her name or her kid's
name or anything that would tell you who that is
in life, right, do you.
Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So the only way you would possibly know is if
you were literally in this particular It's it wasn't even
like a school wide email. It went to a few people.
So if you're one of those people, shut the fuck up?
Speaker 1: How dare you now?
Speaker 3: You're right because it only hurts her, you know, right,
But it's you know, it's it's it's worth re airing
because it's pretty entertaining.
Speaker 1: It's very entertaining. Yeah, and you know even if the
off chance she found out, so what I know. That's
the thing, Like I haven't talked to her in a
long time, right there you go.
Speaker 3: Yes, by the way, our pat our, I don't know
what you want to call her?
Speaker 1: Uh, Betty Broderick died. I know she was kind of young. Yeah,
how did she die?
Speaker 2: They said it was natural causes, but I don't think so.
Speaker 3: And interesting, interesting, Yeah, that was kind of sad. I
was like, oh, wow, she died. Then this whole Blake
Lively and Justin Baldoni thing. Have you been following it?
Because last week on the air, the news broke that
they had a settlement, right but now not so fast?
Speaker 1: Have you heard like the latest? No?
Speaker 3: Well, basically they were like these Justin and Jamie Heath
and Melissa Nathanson, they're all up for going after them
to pay for their legal fees. They want their legal
fees paid, and they there's some law in California Blake
wants her legals.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So now they're they're arguing over that. Yeah, so
it doesn't it's never ending.
Speaker 1: She needs to let it go. Obviously, she needs to
let it go.
Speaker 3: But she just looks so bad, like all these lies
that she under deposition that came out, you know, saying
that she was going to kill like wanting them to
delete the dailies. And then in deposition they asked her,
did you ever ask anybody to delete the dailies and
she said no, absolutely not. Turns out there's an email
from somebody at Sony that said she wanted to delete
the dailies that came out the weekend of when they
started talking settlement. That came out like that weekend last week.
Speaker 1: Why did he settle?
Speaker 2: She has no proof, nothing I've seen proves this that
he did anything.
Speaker 3: Nothing, even though she said she has mountains of evidence
and she's going to go to trial. And then two
weeks before the trial and when this particular thing hit
the public that she lied under oath, then they started
talking settlement. So and now they're spinning it like this
is a big win for her.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. She didn't get anything.
Speaker 3: There is no and also no NDAs signed, no non
disparaging agreement signed, so they can talk if they want
about what happened. You know, I don't think Baldonie's gonna
trash her or be like coming out swinging when he
when he finally tells his story, you know, I think
that's really gonna be maybe his lawyers, because his lawyers
have been making the rounds on shows and they're kind
of talking shit. But I don't think he's gonna He's
probably you know, he's got the Bahye faith and all
that shit.
Speaker 1: He's probably not.
Speaker 3: Going to go there, you know, but it'll be interesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she looks, she looks horrible.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it'll be interesting per se.
Speaker 1: He can't help it. It's so much.
Speaker 2: It's so cute.
Speaker 1: It's cute. Yeah, he's my favorite. He is my favorite. Interesting.
Speaker 3: I was just telling you there's a guy on on
on Instagram, some comedian, and he he imitates all of
those guys from uh Love on the Spectrum and he'll
be like if they went if all those guys went bowling,
you know, and then he'll he'll talk like Connor, like
you know, you're good, you know, like voices so well, yeah,
I mean like he'll be like I don't like how
what Connor would say if they were like I picked
up the good bowling ball, but I'm going to protect
this bowling ball. You know, you have you know, and
then you have the other guy with the curly blonde hair.
I don't know if I'm a good bowler. Like I
went bowling with my dad and I never made a strike.
I don't know if I'm a good bowler. Then he
did logan like like, how do we do this? I
have to find a bowling ball that fits my fingers.
I don't know, but my room is clean.
Speaker 1: Interesting for say, we got to find that guy I know,
look him up.
Speaker 2: I'll find him, all right, Yeah, because I can play
it from my phone. Yeah if my Instagram will let me,
so let me see if Okay, Well, I'm excited about
this about maybe possible. So is this struggle over the
legal fees going to be a court case.
Speaker 3: It's up to the judge and he's reviewing all this stuff.
But yeah, I mean, I don't know. I feel like
the judge is done with them, like want them to
just be done and gone.
Speaker 1: Oh here's the guy.
Speaker 4: His name.
Speaker 1: His name is nob Ore eas v a n I wait,
it into your microphone.
Speaker 3: Wait, I gotta it's gonna I gotta find it.
Speaker 1: Hu is him turned? Okay? See, I know that's not it.
He does a lot of different people.
Speaker 2: Oh, I bet he does a good trump.
Speaker 1: He does like Walt and Jesse Pinkman, having a lot
of fun bawling, and I think we should do this
more often. It's really fun and good. Your last turn.
I like the way you.
Speaker 4: Cok the ball.
Speaker 1: Really I want to learn how to do that. Can
you just me? Yes? Thank you, Tanner.
Speaker 4: But I don't know how to do that again. I
think it was an accident, per se interesting and maybe.
Speaker 1: I can do it again. I don't know. But if
I can't, I'm sorry about it.
Speaker 4: You can watch me, watch me my next turn, and
we can learn together.
Speaker 5: Yes, Apprecie Soill and your curve ball was and I
don't use the.
Speaker 1: Word lightly magnificent.
Speaker 5: I just hope my next turn is a total catastrophe
or I shall retire to.
Speaker 1: A snack bar. And he'ps social shame.
Speaker 5: Well, I think you guys have been too hard on yourself.
You know, really, you're really doing a good job.
Speaker 1: It's a cowboy Tyler a few pins were spare, but
you got to hear him the blond guy.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like, you.
Speaker 5: Know Montana say, this is no what He's perfect, But Logan,
I tried to do that with everything that do spirit Logan.
Speaker 4: I think that we're all just over here time and
I'll be too hungle, but how many points we get?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 4: Sometimes I can be harder myself but keep a positive
outlook on things.
Speaker 1: Ain't that right?
Speaker 4: Medicine, Yes, Tyler.
Speaker 1: I always try to act you're doing a great job
and just put you back on track.
Speaker 4: But you know you're doing good for the most part
because you just are my cowboys fleet hard. Yeah, baby,
you're not.
Speaker 1: I feel like he also tries to keep me grounded.
You know.
Speaker 5: Sometimes I tend to go on a changing about shting
topic interesting.
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't even ask you if you want
water or drink or food or you don't think it
was pretty root of me, do you? Oh? My god,
it's so good. He's so so good.
Speaker 3: And his facial expressions are great too, Like he when
you see him do it and it's like it's I mean,
I was dying laughing.
Speaker 1: It's like this is hilarious.
Speaker 2: And Madison one was so at that's really hard to do. Yeah,
I love because they all have. All the cast members
on that show have such distinct ways of speaking, you know,
which makes it like fun.
Speaker 3: To Yeah, yeah exactly. In fact, at the the Hollywood
Bowl the other night at the Netflix is a Joke night,
they had Jimmy on stage playing like the saxophone. Some
other comedian was playing like the guitar, who was it,
and then Jon Stewart on the drums, and they had
the girl I think it's Maddison, the one that sings
Abby Abby. She was up there and they were doing
a white stripe song. Yeah, and she was singing. It
was great.
Speaker 1: It was cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I think it was a night for Autism
night or something like that. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
because there's a clip of it on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Mean it's pretty cool. Yeah. I bet they get in
I bet they get recognized everywhere they go.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I told you when I went to
that poker thing where there were a lot of a
lot of those cast members were there, I mean it felt.
Speaker 1: It was like seeing a movie star.
Speaker 3: Right, Oh my god, shut off, Like, how do I
get a picture with the I know.
Speaker 2: And Subode, who was the guy from like season one,
he was there and we were freaking out. And then
we Robin and I got our picture taken with Sbode's sister,
who's hell, you guys don't have autism, but she's just
like a super big personality and was fun and we.
Speaker 1: Were like, do you think we could get a picture
with like your brother?
Speaker 3: And she's like yeah, like you know, that's great. Yeah,
I'm happy for them. I love that show. I hope
it keeps going. I know it's great.
Speaker 2: Only a thing that's bad about it, though, is you
know that they don't pay them. They don't know even though
they're on a show, and there's some I feel like
their reasoning is kind of weird. It's like, well, we
don't want to mess with their their disability or they
get certain money.
Speaker 1: I know. It's it's a little bit of a controversy.
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, interesting, interesting per se.
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our show. Yeah yeah, Oh so I went looking at houses.
Speaker 1: Last week. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well I'm excited about this conversation.
Speaker 1: I'll get too excited. Sorry about that.
Speaker 3: So I was looking at so first we were looking
at the new developments out there, but then he sent
me a listing of just other houses and there was
like three that I liked and wanted to go see.
Speaker 1: So we went on Saturday.
Speaker 3: I mean the pictures, like, you look at these pictures
and you're like great, and then you get there and
you're like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Like this house is.
Speaker 3: One house was like dilapidated, it was not in good shape.
There was you could see like the balcony was old
and it was like unstable to stand on.
Speaker 1: I mean, but like the pictures. So none of these
houses weren't in like developments. No, these were just regular
houses though. Oh go look in one of these developments.
So then yes.
Speaker 2: So then then they saw one house that was where
my brother and sister in law live in the new development,
in a development, and like, yeah.
Speaker 1: See the thing with those So they did beautiful house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're already built, right, And so we went
and looked at those, well a few of those. And
the thing is is there's there's ones that are ready
to move into. It was a perfect size for me,
but you got to do like you have to pay
for the landscaping, and if you want to put in
a pool, you got to pay for the pool to
be put in.
Speaker 1: So there's work to be done outside.
Speaker 2: And so none of those houses that are in like
I guess that have like an hoa or whatever, none
of them have pools.
Speaker 1: No, you have to put in a pool unless it's
the model.
Speaker 2: So none of these people have put in a pool
and then moved out of their house.
Speaker 3: Some of them are putting pools in, yeah, and some
but you they're like at the backyard is bare, it's
all dirt. The front yard is all dirt. You have
to you have to pay for the landscaping, which is
fine because they're those out there's some of them that
are like in lower than my budget and it's perfect.
But then it's like you better get you got to
act fast if you want that house. It's like it's
it's ready to be moved in. So it's like, uh
do I I don't like it's hard to pull the trigger,
you know. So I'm going to be going back again
with my REALI turn. We're going to sit with the
salespeople of the new development and really look and see
what is available. And like I don't know how much
does it cost to put in a pool or how
much it's like rough, I got to figure all that out.
Speaker 1: So we're going to do that. But I do think
I'm going to get.
Speaker 3: A house in a new development, even though they're kind
of far off the beaten path and yeah, you know
they're like way off, like off the freeway, like another
eight minutes off the freeway.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I definitely where my brother and sister in
law live. Yeah, you get off it Magic Mountain Parkway yeah,
and then you go like up a little bit, and
then you go you go a couple miles, Yes, off
the freeway. I wonder if that's one of the ones
you looked up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in there.
Speaker 3: Probably yeah, because it's a good eight to ten minutes
off the freeway. Yeah, but you know, uh, I think
that's the direction I'm going to be going. So I'm
going to go back again. I don't want to like
just pull the trigger, you know, just because this one
house is available.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well are there? Are you looking like close to
where Suzanne's.
Speaker 3: I mean for that, I was looking at other houses
that are not in new development that are like, yes,
we looked at those, but there's not just there's not,
you know. And also they're all two stories, right, and
I kind of want a one story, maybe because I
am traumatized of what happened to Phil, Like what if
I have another big dog and I can't get them
up to I don't know. But so these houses are
just one story in the new development.
Speaker 1: So it's got a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, they have one into one and two stories.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, so I'm gonna be still looking.
Speaker 3: I just don't, you know, I don't want to be
pressured to pull the trigger right away.
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like it's kind of a buyer's
market right now, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean the interest rate is kind
of high, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: There's not a lot of image, Like even back in
Pasadena area, there's just not a lot, and when you
go look at it, it's like, oh, it's not what
they not what you think it is, right, That's why
you have to just go look. So I just spend
the day go looking and and then I went over
to Don and Steve's house. They're all into it. They
took me to the new developments and they were like
Steve was just like this is a great I don't
want to pressure you, but he's like, this is a
great house. They're offering incentives, you know, for your lone
things like that, which are pretty amazing. So I, yeah,
but I have to go back again and just I
don't want to just pull the trigger on one house.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I want to take my time, take your time. Yeah,
I'm going to take my time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I was wanted to tell you this. I was walking.
Speaker 2: I won't get in trouble for this, but I was
walking the dog and I was with Elbe and we
saw one of our neighbors and who has a son
who's like, who's Elbie's age? And I was just wondering
if this has ever happened to you. I'm sure it has.
So every time I see this neighbor, I have like
a slightly bad feeling. And it's so funny because I
saw her and she was like.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Elbe, are you graduating because her son's
graduating call it.
Speaker 2: They both go to UCLA, Okay, So it was like
a little bonding yeah, because she knows from Facebook, this
mom that like my stuff. We live in the same neighborhood, right,
and she's super nice, you know, and Elbe was and
I was like yeah, And then I was reminded that
her kid went to the same preschool as LB. Oh wow,
they never went to school again together. They didn't go
to the same middle school or high school, but we okay,
So I was like, yeah, you guys went to the
same preschool. And then I was like, you know, I've
always had like a thing a thing with her, like
I just don't really like her that much, right right,
just like every single time I see her I'm just like.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, and I couldn't.
Speaker 2: And then I was trying to remember why, and it
is so freakin' petty. The reason why it's so ridiculous
and petty, and I just wonder if.
Speaker 1: You relate to this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, you know what, Okay, this is
what was I said when I first moved into this neighborhood.
So I was living in Santa Monica in a rent
control apartment with John, and when I got pregnant, we
decided like we should buy a house, and then we
went looking in Santa Monica because we're like city people,
yeah right, and we had were so shocked at the prices.
I mean in Santa Monica where we lived, for a
house like a literal tear down was a million dollars.
And this was in two thousand and four. Yeah, in
two thousand and four, houses in Santa Monica were a
million dollars. I believe although one of the houses, we
should have freaking bought this house. It was a million dollars.
I mean, we could have just taken out crazy amount
of loans. The house is probably worth four million now,
huge house, kind of Cape cod style. It had all
these bedrooms. It was like a huge house, but we
were like a million dollars. We were just going around
on the open house day like fantasizing. But now I
look back on that and I'm like, wow, that house
would be It's like a humong his house. Anyway, Like
I said, well, you go into the bedrooms and there's
so many that we were getting lost and having to
try to figure out how to get back downstairs. And
one million anyway, so we were like, shit, we're going
to have to move to the valley.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: John was even worse about it than I was, because
he'd lived in all always on the West side mar Vista,
not the greatest neighborhoods, but not the valley, right, And
he I had to bring and I'd lived in the valley,
you know, I lived in North Hollywood, I've lived in
Studio City. I was fine with it.
Speaker 1: He was not. And then he was like, well, I'm
not going anywhere.
Speaker 2: West of Now this is like inside baseball talk for
people not from LA but you'll understand. But he was like,
I'm not going west of Studio City. So you get
into some.
Speaker 1: Were way more suburban, like you go.
Speaker 2: Sherman Oaks, Studio City, Sherman Oaks, Tarzana and Sino Tarzana,
Woodland Hills, right West Hills.
Speaker 1: You're getting far out there, right, And he was all like, ah, so.
Speaker 2: We start looking. Studio City is like insane. It might
as well be as expensive as Santa Monica. No way
can we afford that. Then he's like thinking he's slumming it.
We're gonna look at Sherman Oaks, but yeah, good luck.
Our realtor is like showing us houses in our price
range and they're horrifying, horrible, horrible, like gonna need a
minimum of like one hundred grand just to move in,
right then, So finally I tell him, like, listen, we're
gonna have to move to Encino, and he's really kicking
and screaming. But then we find our house and whatever.
Now I'm like, we should have moved to Woodland Hills.
But if we, if we'd know him better. But anyway,
the point is we were both a little culture shocked
by having to move to the valley. And I was
newly pregnant. So when we were going to move, we
were going to we were just going to move. I
wasn't pregnant yet. I got pregnant when we were in escrow.
So now we got married February twenty second four. I
got pregnant eight in April of four. We moved into
our house in April. In May, so I was seven
weeks pregnant when we moved into our house. I was
sick as a dog. I couldn't help very much with
the move. I was miserable. The hormones were so bad
for me early pregnancy. Hormones were so bad.
Speaker 1: I've never I don't I don't think I've ever felt
that bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like sick all day long. It lasted
nine and a half. I think at nine and a
half weeks about I started feeling better. So I'm feeling
like shit, Ye, I don't want to move to the
valley necessarily. I'm okay with it, but you know, I
don't know anybody. I have no friends, And I'm like,
I'm going to go be a mom, which seems so
foreign to me. I have no mom friends. I was
a freaking stand up comic. Yeah, yeah, who lived in
the city, you know.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm not going to know. I don't
know anybody.
Speaker 2: And it did feel like some kind of a movie
where Stepford Whitefish right, So I meet this one mom
I won't say her name, but who was like really sweet,
like the sweet Jewish mom, and she just had twins
who have now graduated college already. Yes, anyway, so I
told I remember she kind of befriended me. I think
I was like going for a walk or something and
I was like, oh and then so then I was
kind of alone and lonely through my whole pregnancy.
Speaker 1: But this is what happened. I had the baby.
Speaker 2: And then I was taking her for walks and this
mom was like talking to me, and I started crying
and I was like.
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody. I don't have any friend, I
don't know any moms.
Speaker 2: So she invited me to her house and this is
I wrote about this in nap time and that's when
I got invited to a pampered chef party, right, So
that was.
Speaker 1: My introduction at MLMs. Yeah right, yeah, and.
Speaker 2: I bought some expensive kitchen gad that's where I'm Lisa
low Lisa Lowe.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2: So there was another mom from the neighborhood who was
very low key because she kind of works in the
music business. And I just remember that she had like
a very kind of severe haircut, like cool r you know, yeah,
fucking fuck off cool bangs, like real straight kind of
bangs before that was even a thing. Yeah, And she
just couldn't really be bothered with me that much. So
I remember that we were all hanging out at somebody's
house because I was very desperate to be like friends
with people. So now cut to like Elbie's like, let's say,
like she's like eighteen months old, and this other woman, Bangs,
her kid is a little is older than Elbe, but
only by like eight months. And I remember this day
we were in somebody's backyard and Elbe was like, started
playing with this woman Bangs with Bangs's son, Okay, who
we just saw on a walk the other day.
Speaker 1: Oh that's her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So Elbe started playing with her kid, and I
was like, oh my god. And I got really excited
because remember I had no fucking friends and anyone to
talk to, So I was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god. I was like, Elbe's playing, like
she's not just like parallel playing, but she's like playing
with your kids, Like that's so cool.
Speaker 2: And I remember she went wow, and I hated her
ever since I was just like, oh my god, like
what a bitch. Listen looking back, and I was having
this whole conversation with ELB, I go in retrospect, is
it possible that she's.
Speaker 1: Just a low key kind of cool and.
Speaker 2: She maybe she was literally like wow, But that's how
it came out. It came out sarcastic, like yeah, oh,
that's what you're excited about, like r. It came out
very Janine garofflo like judging me, and I felt even worse.
Speaker 3: Well, because of the state of mind you were in.
You know, you were very sensitive.
Speaker 1: At that time.
Speaker 3: I was so hyperson super sensitive and you just had
a baby and your baby's playing, you know, and it's
a big deal for you.
Speaker 1: And she's just like yeah wow.
Speaker 2: And I was like and I'm so happy, like I'm
doing something like I'm among other moms like kids, and
she shot me down, and I just like hated her
ever since. Although then when I was really trying to remember,
I do know that then she went through a divorce
and I remember that her husband was a real piece
of shit, like and he never deserved her, Like she
was way too.
Speaker 1: Fucking cool for this guy.
Speaker 2: He was very kind of nerdy and like annoying, not
cool nerdy, but like annoying nerdy, like thought better of himself.
And then, like I want to say, like another year
after that. Although all of this is kind of condensed
because this happened around the time that Sippy Cups came out. Yeah,
and I was at this writing convention book convention, and
I ran into Bangs's ex husband, and I guess I
was mean to him, because even though Bangs was rude
to me, I was still like team Bangs.
Speaker 1: Because like, fuck that guy.
Speaker 2: Oh, because what i'd heard is that he told her
like I just never loved you and left her. Now,
don't worry about her. She's super, she's been remarried for
many years.
Speaker 1: She's doing good. She's doing good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, but she never told I don't remember her
ever being like, hey, I know you talked to my
ex and like you were kind of mean to him,
thank you.
Speaker 1: Like I never, I don't.
Speaker 2: We've never really, although like a year ago I posted
something on Facebook about Sadie needing a tutor. She was like, oh,
maybe my kid could do it. So we've been like
a little bit friendly and I wave to her when
I see her. She has two dogs, and I see
her out, But.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, I was like, you know what.
To lv I was like, she might be like the
nicest person.
Speaker 2: And I've literally been carrying a grudge for twenty years, right,
I've been like bitch.
Speaker 1: Every time I see her.
Speaker 3: In my mind, I'm like, bitch, Would you tell her
about that story?
Speaker 1: Now? I mean maybe I would. It's just so ridiculous
that she's probably so freaking nice.
Speaker 3: Well, from everything you tell me, she sounds nice. I
know she came over and said hi to you guys, and.
Speaker 1: I know what's wrong with me?
Speaker 3: Well, you were in a like fragile state back then.
It's so stupid, though, sure that happens to all of us.
You would think I would know better though it was
being sober. I mean I've been sober a lot of
those years. You think that I could have been like
what are you?
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Speaker 3: Heck, yeah, yeah, hey, yeah, I put out a thing
for questions for Patreon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we got some good ones already. Oh, great
to let you know, Okay, good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to think I was watching I've never
really watched forty eight hours before.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I watched it very often either,
But because if you.
Speaker 3: I had to look up that episode, so it came
up on my TV.
Speaker 1: And I was like, let me check it out.
Speaker 3: There is this one detective woman out of I think
she's in Atlanta. Her name is Detective Child, and she
reminds me of Jackie Brown, and she even said that
she's like, I want to be like Jackie Brown wanted
to be a detective.
Speaker 1: She's fucking no bullshit. She's the best.
Speaker 3: I don't know, you guys, it's like the first forty
eight hours she's it's like missing persons, but it's amazing.
They find these people in like within forty eight hours
on most of the episodes, so it's not really crime,
but she's really good and fun to watch.
Speaker 1: Then they did an.
Speaker 3: Episode where it was like the best of of Confessions.
Speaker 1: There was this one woman. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So she was wanted because she was living with this
guy and his roommate. They interviewed and he was found
shot like fifteen times, and the roommate was telling the
police is a girlfriend that comes by and she was
just getting naked and he was telling her to please
put your clothes.
Speaker 1: On, like put your clothes on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's come on, come on, and so she shot
him like fourteen times. Then he talks to another cop
in another district and that cop said, we're looking for
her because she stabs somebody like twelve times in the
back while he was asleep.
Speaker 1: So they arrest her, right.
Speaker 3: They put her in the confessional and she's sitting there
and he was like, do you know James hobby Is
And she's like no, and he's like, you don't know James,
and she goes, oh, yeah, that fool, and he goes.
He goes, you know what happened to James? She goes, no,
I don't know what happened, and he goes well, and
then he goes, when's the last time he talked to James?
And she goes about a week ago, right before I
killed him, and he goes, uh, oh, so.
Speaker 1: You're admitting to it. You killed him.
Speaker 3: She's like, yeah, he annoyed the shit out of me.
He was annoying and he was like something about you
were getting naked. She I had a bathing suit on.
I didn't get naked. And he's like, he's like, so
why'd you kill him? He goes She's like I had
enough of his ass, Like I just was done. And
then he goes, Okay, what about this other guy Fred
in the other district And.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh yeah, I got him. I cut them
up pretty good.
Speaker 3: And he's like, okay, we're done here, put your hands
behind your back.
Speaker 1: I mean it was crazy. Oh my god, I need
to watch this. Yes, it was really good. What episode
was it was?
Speaker 2: It called like Confessions, It's called first It's called the
first forty eight hour. It's on Amazon. I'll post it.
How did you find it? How do you find these things?
Speaker 3: I was just on Amazon and forty eight hours came
up because I was looking for that episode, and I
was like, you know, I never watched forty eight let
me check it out.
Speaker 1: They're very old, like you can tell.
Speaker 3: They were like the cell phones that they find are
like the flip phones. You know, there's not a lot
of security cameras for them to look for shit. But
they do like solve crimes and they do solve missing people.
But yeah, they played like the best of confessionals, which
was great.
Speaker 1: It was great.
Speaker 2: There was this one show that I remember we talked
about many years ago, and I've I've never been able
to find it again, but it was on I think
then I watched it a few years later on YouTube.
Speaker 1: I found it. Somebody told me what it was.
Speaker 2: But remember it was out of Canada, and it was
these people that use these getting these techniques to get
a confession right, and they used it on this guy.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like a good cop, bad cop. They
used this way.
Speaker 2: And it was about a guy who was like stalking
this woman and they could not get him to confess,
could not get him to confess. And then they finally
they show you the whole technique and how they work
it out, and it's it's got like a name this
technique to get them to confess. And then they showed
this whole thing and then the guy confesses.
Speaker 1: It's wow.
Speaker 3: I loved I love that stuff. I love watching confessionals.
Then they had this one guy that was questioned because
he allegedly shot like a homeless guy and killed him.
They brought him in and they bring him in for
questioning and he was like, so what do you do
for a living?
Speaker 1: He goes, well, I just.
Speaker 3: Got fired because I was a cook at this restaurant.
He goes, but I'm thinking about doing so acting. He
was like he was like balding, like the worst kind
of balding, like had a patch of hair in the front,
like not like actor material. And he was like, oh,
so you're going to do acting. He goes, well, how'd
you get fired? And he goes, well, they fired me,
and I got really pissed off and I wanted to
kill them, but I felt like I would get in trouble,
so instead I went and killed the homeless guy. And
then it turns out he killed like four other homeless people.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: He didn't want he was he was just mad and
he's like, something in me just slipped, just flipped. And
so I killed the other guy on this street and
they were like, oh, you're tied to that one, and
then the other guy. So he killed like three people
and then he goes so then what the cops like, so,
what was your plan?
Speaker 1: Because you have this.
Speaker 3: Anger and he goes, well, then I kind of said
to myself, listen, I got to get it together, and
I was going to get a resume and headshot and
I was just going to do the acting thing.
Speaker 1: And he was like, Okay, well you can't do that
now because you're going to jail. It's like, oh my god,
these confessions are great. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna find it. I'll find it. I need
to watch that oniately. Yeah, it's on Amazon. You know.
I signed up for this thing. This is only loosely related,
but to sit on to do mock trials, to be
auror a juror.
Speaker 1: You did, Yeah, I sign it for this thing.
Speaker 2: It's called Verdict Advantage. And they sent me in an
email this morning that and I responded, I usually don't
do it, but it says, share your opinion in our
upcoming focus group. But it's it's a mock trial. Yeah,
because verdict advantage.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you get Okay, it's four hours, but you get
one hundred and twenty five dollars and a full meal
and refreshments.
Speaker 1: Nice, and they validate your parking. Oh what do I not?
What do I hate money? I want to make one
hundred and twenty five dollars doing what I love? Yes,
I would. I would love to do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have them in a lot of this one
is an encino. Oh wow, but they have you. Should
you should sign up Verdict Advantage. I'm going to.
Speaker 1: But they've never actually I've rarely called.
Speaker 2: In for it or I responded to the email I
confirm my availability.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard anything. I can't wait, but it would
be for this Friday. Why not? Why not? Yeah? Why not?
Why the hell not?
Speaker 2: I've been watching on HBO this thing about evil about.
Speaker 1: When your kids, when your kid is a murderer. Have
you seen that one? No?
Speaker 2: I haven't watched it, but I saw it. It's like
evil evil kids or yeah, there's it's not dangerous kids,
but it's something about having you'll see it. It comes
up right away. Oh my god, it's fascinating.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, I got to watch it. It's these parents talk,
you know.
Speaker 2: They all have signs, even the ones that are like, yeah,
I just had no idea he was going to grow
up to kill people.
Speaker 1: And then it'll just chiron in there.
Speaker 2: But there were signs and then they go back and
they're like, I mean when he was a kid, he
was like tried to kill somebody, you know, like he
was always in trouble for like hurting people. And also
he was hurting animals, and I was like, why are
you hurting animals? Like that seems like something a serial
killer would do.
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, wow, I would have watch that's. Yeah,
that'll be good I've seen like four episodes.
Speaker 3: I'll watch it. I love that shit. I love that
fascinating shit. Yeah, Manish, I could have been a detective.
Speaker 2: All right, well we we should like, we should go
and then we can talk about do our Patreon. But
before we go, I have a couple more. Let's let's
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I would love to get some like new blood in there,
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Then they meet other people. It's a really fun experience. Yeah,
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