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<v Speaker 1>This is Gary and Shannon, and you're listening to kf

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<v Speaker 1>I AM six forty the Gary and Shannon Show on

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<v Speaker 1>demand on the iHeartRadio app.

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<v Speaker 2>Gary and Shannon, But it's Shannon number one today, it's

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<v Speaker 2>my wife today instead of Shannon Farren. And people have

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<v Speaker 2>been very very nice. Most most people have been very

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<v Speaker 2>very nice about.

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<v Speaker 3>Marry Christmas Shannon number one and Gary.

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<v Speaker 4>Gary, I think your wife has a beautiful voice.

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<v Speaker 5>I really enjoy listening to her.

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<v Speaker 3>Heavy Holidays, Thank you. I don't like listening to myself.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how you do this. I know his

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<v Speaker 3>headphones on, everything's magnified. I can hear himself.

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<v Speaker 6>Swallied right into your headcatch. How long have you known me?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man? Well, we just had our twenty sixth anniversary,

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<v Speaker 3>twenty seven, almost thirty years.

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<v Speaker 6>When did you first meet me?

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<v Speaker 3>I was visiting my brother, who you went to Chico's

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<v Speaker 3>state with right a million years.

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<v Speaker 6>Ago looking for something more specific.

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<v Speaker 3>But I was living in Sacramento, you were living in Chico.

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<v Speaker 3>I was leaving at sacrament And to go see my brother,

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<v Speaker 3>not because we were close, but because I had a

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<v Speaker 3>psychoic's boyfriend that I was trying to escape right, and

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<v Speaker 3>would have to spend the weekend with him. And we

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<v Speaker 3>went to the movies with your brother, with my brother

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<v Speaker 3>and his gaggle of friends, and you were in that gaggle.

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<v Speaker 6>But what day was it? It was a Sunday, It was,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, a year.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you do this?

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<v Speaker 6>Because you know I'm not good with I remember so

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<v Speaker 6>much better than you do.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you remember mind this thing like dates, but like

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<v Speaker 3>feelings and intention.

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<v Speaker 2>And what was the reason I remember the date? Is

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<v Speaker 2>because I had feelings on that day. It was Sunday,

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<v Speaker 2>October eighth, nineteen ninety five. Well, that's easy because and

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<v Speaker 2>we went and saw the movie seven, Yes, on the eighth, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, And then two days later was your birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and I sent you fly despite having known you

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<v Speaker 2>for two three hours at that point.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a big move, big bold moves.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, not low tee, not low t at all. Thank

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<v Speaker 6>you very much. What else is going on? Time for

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<v Speaker 6>what's happening?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 7>The opening is sponsored by a water damage fire damage.

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<v Speaker 2>Burglary call public adjuster Abner GAS nine seven five to five.

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<v Speaker 4>Sex.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I'll ever remember. But the big story

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<v Speaker 2>you've heard Debra mention this a couple of times. A

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<v Speaker 2>car has driven into a crowd of people at a

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas market in Magdeburg, Germany. Multiple victims, people have been

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<v Speaker 2>running in panic. Extensive police operations underway. There are dozens

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<v Speaker 2>and dozens of police and fire vehicles out in front

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<v Speaker 2>of this in front of this market in Magdeburg.

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<v Speaker 3>And the driver of the car was arrested.

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<v Speaker 2>At least one dead, several hurt. According to CNN, h

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<v Speaker 2>comes about eight years to the day after a tear

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<v Speaker 2>attack at a different German Christmas market, a man drove

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<v Speaker 2>a truck into a crowd at a market in Berlin.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen people were killed in that instance, and if we

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<v Speaker 2>get more information, we.

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<v Speaker 6>Will bring it to you. The latest out of Washington,

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<v Speaker 6>d C.

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<v Speaker 2>When it comes to the potential for a government shutdown,

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<v Speaker 2>it looks like the Republicans in the House are trying

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<v Speaker 2>to do sort of a three pronged version of a

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<v Speaker 2>bill similar to what they were going to pass, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>similar to what they voted on last night but didn't pass.

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<v Speaker 2>They want to split these things up and have at

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<v Speaker 2>least some way. Plan C apparently looks like Plan B

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<v Speaker 2>broken into three different parts. And if they can do

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<v Speaker 2>it in the right way through committee. For example, they

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<v Speaker 2>don't need the two thirds vote, they can just do

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<v Speaker 6>So their clock is ticking.

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<v Speaker 2>Were less than nine hours away from a potential government shutdown.

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<v Speaker 6>Could see some rain. Ooh, bring health, I think.

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<v Speaker 3>Just enough to get your windshield dirty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, just this in southern California. It was the

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<v Speaker 2>first time I ever got a sunburn on Christmas Eve.

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<v Speaker 2>It was one of the very first years that we

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<v Speaker 3>I think so I could rap present.

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<v Speaker 6>So you could rap presents.

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<v Speaker 2>And I came back and I had a sunburn because

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<v Speaker 2>that's the weather we have around Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>DA and both of your children also had sunburns. You

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<v Speaker 3>forget that part.

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<v Speaker 2>I only think about myself. The price of bitcoin is

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<v Speaker 2>down more than ten percent. After topping out at one

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<v Speaker 2>oh eight one hundred and eight thousand dollars for a

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<v Speaker 2>single bitcoin back on Tuesday, it's now down below ninety

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<v Speaker 2>three thousand once again, so a lot of people taken

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<v Speaker 2>turning in their bitcoins for the cash. If you're a

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<v Speaker 2>fan of watching the Vandenberg launches from the Vandenburg Space

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<v Speaker 2>Force Base, SpaceX has issued an advisory for counties of

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<v Speaker 2>Santa Barbara, San Luos, Obispo, and Ventura because of the

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<v Speaker 2>about three point thirty in the morning, they're launching another

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<v Speaker 2>Falcon nine rocket and it could create sonic booms in

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<v Speaker 2>the area. About eight minutes after liftoff, the rockets first

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<v Speaker 2>stage would land back at Vandenberg and they're saying that

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<v Speaker 2>that's what would cause the sonic booms. One or more

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<v Speaker 2>sonic booms coming back in for landing. It's part of

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<v Speaker 2>a Bandwagon mission Bandwagon two described as a rideshare mission

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<v Speaker 2>meant to deliver payloads into space. They have launched four

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and ten Falcon nine rockets into orbit. How do

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<v Speaker 2>you say that that's not a successful company.

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<v Speaker 3>Do they all come back?

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<v Speaker 2>The rocket itself does? Yeah, the capsule itself I think

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<v Speaker 2>burns up on re entry.

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<v Speaker 3>I just I imagine tons of detritis circling.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh there is. It's awful.

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<v Speaker 2>It's more polluted than insert name a very polluted thing here.

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<v Speaker 2>It's more it looks like the great garbage patch in

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<v Speaker 6>The big guyer is.

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<v Speaker 3>What that's said. We're not even there yet. We've already

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<v Speaker 3>ruined it.

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<v Speaker 6>We're not even in space yet. We've been in space

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<v Speaker 6>for a while, you know what I mean. We don't

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<v Speaker 6>live there yet.

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<v Speaker 2>A kangaroo named Rowdy is somewhere in Austin County, Texas.

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<v Speaker 6>For some reason.

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<v Speaker 2>You're allowed to have a kangaroo in Texas well, because

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<v Speaker 2>of freedom for one thing. But a family there in

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<v Speaker 2>Austin County is anxiously awaiting the return of their three

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<v Speaker 2>year old kangaroo Rowdy last sorry, yeah, three year old

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<v Speaker 2>five feet tall. Last scene Wednesday morning on Pika Road

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<v Speaker 2>ever think a kangaroo would jump in front of my car,

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<v Speaker 2>recorded the kangaroo on camera and said, you later found

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<v Speaker 2>out that a nearby resident was missing a kangaroo.

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<v Speaker 3>Think kangaroos be really aggressive? My I just picturing the

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<v Speaker 6>They'll rip you open, yeah, with their with their hind.

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<v Speaker 2>Legs they've got usually they've got one big middle claw.

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<v Speaker 6>Looks like a veloci raptor.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you making stuff up again?

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<v Speaker 6>Probably, I don't. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>The Santa Anna School Board has voted in favor of

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<v Speaker 2>massive teacher layoffs. During their meeting last night, they boarded.

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<v Speaker 2>They voted four to one in favor of the proposed layoffs.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing is official until next year. These proposed staffing changes, though,

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<v Speaker 2>could impact more than three hundred teachers across the district.

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<v Speaker 2>Earlier this week, they proposed a three percent salary bomb

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<v Speaker 3>Are they cutting any administration positions?

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<v Speaker 6>Why would they do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's who's gonna administer if they don't have administrators? And

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<v Speaker 2>then finally, Party Cities going out of business. The party

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<v Speaker 2>a long time ago. Chain is the largest party supply

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<v Speaker 2>store in the United States recently exited bankruptcy. The plan

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<v Speaker 2>includes canceling nearly a billion dollars in debt. Is this

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<v Speaker 2>just because people can can get all this stuff online

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<v Speaker 3>Oriental Trading Company Yeah, Big Lots is going out of

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<v Speaker 3>business too, started going out of business. Sales at its

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<v Speaker 3>last remaining locations.

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<v Speaker 2>Substantially all of its assets will be sold to private

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<v Speaker 2>equity firm Nexus Capital. They said it does not anticipate

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<v Speaker 2>completing the transaction. As a result, they're starting They're going

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<v Speaker 2>out of business sale all remaining locations in coming days.

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<v Speaker 2>They are going to explore other options to save the company,

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<v Speaker 2>including negotiating with Nexus or another buyer. They said the

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<v Speaker 8>Hi Agarian Shaman.

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<v Speaker 9>Hey, I'm currently on a boat waiting to depart Sampedro

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<v Speaker 9>to head to Mexico because there's no traffic, there's no

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<v Speaker 9>but head Christmas shoppers, and I don't have to buy

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<v Speaker 9>anybody anything for Christmas. So I just wanted to say

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<v Speaker 9>Marry Christmas to the Gary and Channon Show, all the followers,

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<v Speaker 9>and I'll see you guys when I come back next year.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy holidays, Yeah, happy holidays. Have fun on the boat.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't die like that other guy did. Oh people, Diane Boats.

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<v Speaker 2>Big stories that we are following, one of course, is

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<v Speaker 2>the government shutdown that is looming. House Speaker Mike Johnson

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<v Speaker 2>has proposed a new plan. This one would temporarily fund

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<v Speaker 2>federal operations and disaster really for a few months, but

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<v Speaker 2>it kind of punts the debt limit increase that Trump

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<v Speaker 2>wants into the new year. The Speaker has said there

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<v Speaker 2>will be no government shutdown. He has insisted on that,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's why they are still working. One thing that

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<v Speaker 2>they're waiting for, by the way, they's kind of caught

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<v Speaker 2>up or has kind of fallen by the wayside in

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<v Speaker 2>this government shutdown talk is the Matt Gates Ethics Committee

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<v Speaker 2>report will come out after they leave. That was the

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<v Speaker 2>a thing they agreed to in the secret ballot when

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<v Speaker 2>they agreed to release the Matt Gates Ethics report, they

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<v Speaker 2>which they haven't done yet obviously, because they're still working

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<v Speaker 2>still have to work on this government shutdown, avoiding The government.

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<v Speaker 3>Should usually release these reports for.

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<v Speaker 2>Correct They usually don't release them for someone who's no

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<v Speaker 2>longer in Congress. Yeah, they did it once before, I

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<v Speaker 2>think for a guy out of Tennessee. So why now

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<v Speaker 2>because he's pissed off everyone in that building. No one

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<v Speaker 2>likes Matt Gates. It is one hundred percent retribution and

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<v Speaker 2>it's not as if the guy, it's not like he

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<v Speaker 2>has a bad reputation without earning it. He's he's a

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<v Speaker 2>he's a bad person, or at least he's I shouldn't

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know him personally. He is not nice to

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<v Speaker 3>You wouldn't want your daughter hanging around.

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<v Speaker 2>the bottom of the hour, and then our nine news

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<v Speaker 2>The twelve team college football playoffs starts with a game tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Night Football, Jacob, I didn't know if you saw that

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<v Speaker 6>Oh I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's very funny, she wrote. She sent me a

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<v Speaker 6>All Right.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that she loves it so much. I love

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<v Speaker 6>Our cast Fantasy for Play, here's how we do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Four games on the schedule coming up, and you tell

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<v Speaker 2>than we do. So you are you gonna read yours?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you gonna read Shannon's? Are you gonna read Shannon's?

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<v Speaker 6>And then say what you think she should have read Shannon's?

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<v Speaker 3>And then say what correct her?

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<v Speaker 7>There we go, So, Jacob, our first game? All right,

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<v Speaker 7>game number one? This is our Saturday game. We have

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<v Speaker 6>Steelers Ravens go ahead break down.

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<v Speaker 3>Shannon chooses Ravens. Number one. Agrees with Shannon number two.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at that strong home advantage, right, you got key

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<v Speaker 3>players injured on the Steelers. Two words, Lamar Jackson Ravens

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<v Speaker 6>Who's Who's Lamar Jackson?

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<v Speaker 3>He's the guy in the Ravens.

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<v Speaker 6>Jacob, who do you choose?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, this is a big matchup in the AFC North,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go with the Ravens, okay, and I got

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<v Speaker 2>I agree with Keana. Never pick against Mike Tomlin. Who's

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<v Speaker 3>He's the guy on the Steelers.

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<v Speaker 6>That's something like that second game.

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<v Speaker 3>Shannon's got Seahawks, and Shannon's got Seahawks. They need this

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<v Speaker 6>Race, in the what race?

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<v Speaker 3>The playoffs? Get the lingo?

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<v Speaker 6>Come on, what are okay? Jacob? I'm going Seattle.

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<v Speaker 3>Vikings.

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<v Speaker 6>I also picked the Vikings. Something going on here between

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<v Speaker 6>Game number three is our dumpster fire game.

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<v Speaker 3>This one is a stinker, Jeff, that's it. Stinker, Shannon says,

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<v Speaker 3>the Raiders, and Miss Shannon says. I'm going with Shannon

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<v Speaker 3>because you know that losing streak's got a break sometime, right,

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<v Speaker 6>This is scaring me. This is I am uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>Mac Jones is not an awful quarterback, not but he

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<v Speaker 2>think that the dumpster nature of the fire is hotter

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<v Speaker 2>for the Raiders, So I'm picking the Jaguars as well.

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<v Speaker 9>Keana, I gasped when I saw these scores, these standings.

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<v Speaker 3>It was terrible, But I'm going with the Raiders.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay. And then finally, all right, fourth, fourth and last game.

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<v Speaker 7>We had the San Francisco forty nine ers at Miami

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, a rematch of the Dolphins Super Bowl sixteen from

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<v Speaker 3>Go on, well, listen. Miami always has that home advantage

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<v Speaker 3>that works in their favor. But the Niners have a

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<v Speaker 6>So who do you choose?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm sorry you said it with such a plump,

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<v Speaker 2>Jacob forty nine ers, Dolphins.

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<v Speaker 6>I gotta go forty nine ers on this one, uh, Keana.

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<v Speaker 3>I got my Dolphins, and I have.

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<v Speaker 2>The forty nine ers as well, because they can't suck

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<v Speaker 2>that bad forever, whereas boy I can dream, Miami absolutely could. Hey, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's kickoff at one thirty, so you got to get

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<v Speaker 2>this week's Gas Fantasy four play picks in before kickoff.

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<v Speaker 2>But tomorrow one thirty is the deadline. Next week, we're

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<v Speaker 2>doing another Gas Fantasy four play for week seventeen. We

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<v Speaker 2>you can make your picks for next week. We aren't

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<v Speaker 2>next week, but we'll do new We'll do the picks.

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<v Speaker 6>Unless you're busy or not busy.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe we come back down and just do one segment

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<v Speaker 2>of football picks Gas Fantasy for play again. You can

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<v Speaker 2>respond to our post our tweet on X or X

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<v Speaker 2>or post on X whatever it is, or use the

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<v Speaker 2>hashtag gas Fantasy four play, even though Elon says.

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<v Speaker 6>You don't need to use hashtags anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>The House is going to make another attempt at passing

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<v Speaker 2>of March. It would extend the farm Bill by a year,

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<v Speaker 2>what it is that happens. Shannon Number one is in today,

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<v Speaker 2>My wife Shannon in for Shannon Farren.

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<v Speaker 9>So Gary and Shannon show Yes with Gary and his wife.

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<v Speaker 6>Was so cool today and I'm gonna keep listening.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, and Garry's wife as a hot boy.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, for everyone involved in bringing The Gary and Shannon

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<v Speaker 8>Show to the listening audience on a daily basis. I

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<v Speaker 8>just want to take you. I really enjoy this show you.

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<v Speaker 8>I hope everyone has a very happy holiday season, and

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<v Speaker 8>I'm looking forward to next year and going through this

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you. Oh it's nice doing the ride with you.

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<v Speaker 6>The football picks.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm going to pick exactly the teams that Shannon picks.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, let's go win.

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<v Speaker 3>Go with this football.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, Gary is having trouble, but I just want to

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<v Speaker 5>make sure you got my message. I think your wife

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<v Speaker 5>is really smart, really engaging. She's great on the radio.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sur prised of somebody that's smart and interesting with

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<v Speaker 5>Mary a dunce like you, But that's okay. I know

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<v Speaker 5>you try your best. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy New Years.

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<v Speaker 3>Have they seen your face?

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<v Speaker 6>You're adorable, but I'm still a dunce. Quick question, what

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<v Speaker 6>happy marriage?

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<v Speaker 5>And Jennon, you are doing fantastic.

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<v Speaker 3>No, thank you, You go migo, laugh together all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember you're always on the same side.

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<v Speaker 6>And it's okay to take your wife to work every

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<v Speaker 2>A while, right, Hey, Gary, your wife is an amazing

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<v Speaker 5>She better pick her up.

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<v Speaker 2>Rodney and Pete, It's Rodney, Pete the number one and

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<v Speaker 2>So we go out of our way sometimes to try

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<v Speaker 2>We like to know what it is that you actually

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<v Speaker 2>glean onto after we are done blabbing for four hours

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<v Speaker 2>a day. What I learned on the Gary and Shannon

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks for all the laughs.

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<v Speaker 5>Sometimes you drive me crazy with your political stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Shannon number one, you've done a great job today.

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<v Speaker 3>We learn that I do not know what mushrooms do

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<v Speaker 3>they didn't, but I have not done them.

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<v Speaker 8>Gary and Shannon Number one Evan from Anaheim here.

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<v Speaker 4>I love the show today. What I learned on the

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<v Speaker 4>manager san Chard Shannon man, she's good on the radio.

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<v Speaker 3>I really love the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't say sany We suspect Gary Kating on his

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<v Speaker 2>Jeopardy question.

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<v Speaker 6>No, Shannon Number one calls him out. We will find

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<v Speaker 6>out the truth.

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<v Speaker 3>I know what he knows.

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<v Speaker 2>Robin Oci love you guys, have merry Christmas.

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<v Speaker 6>How would you know? I didn't know Cleopatra?

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<v Speaker 11>This week on The Gary and Shannon and Shannon Show,

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<v Speaker 11>I learned about the one hundred.

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<v Speaker 6>And eighty four For a second, did he say? Gary

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<v Speaker 6>and Shannon Shannon.

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<v Speaker 11>This week on The Gary and Shannon and Shannon Show,

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<v Speaker 11>I learned about one hundred and eighty four foot flagpole

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<v Speaker 11>in Calipteria, California. That's a really cut story about how

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<v Speaker 11>the town folks came together and helped one of their

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<v Speaker 11>own through a tragic time. I'm glad you guys shared that.

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<v Speaker 6>That was a really cool story. It was anyway, you'll

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<v Speaker 6>have good weekend. See why. Thank you appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, Gary Shannon. Number one.

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<v Speaker 12>What I learned this week is I need more the

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<v Speaker 12>other radio in my life.

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<v Speaker 6>Can you possibly do this more than once a year?

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<v Speaker 12>All right?

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 6>Have a good Christmas. Well I don't know if it counts,

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<v Speaker 6>but we are playing back.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a wonderful KFI life, KFI wonderful life on Christmas Day.

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<v Speaker 4>What I've learned this week on Gary and Shannon is

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<v Speaker 4>that Gary can do a radio show with two Shannons,

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<v Speaker 4>but only one at a time.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's an excellent point. I can't imagine if the both

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<v Speaker 2>of you were here at the same.

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<v Speaker 3>Time and you go together.

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<v Speaker 12>Gary, I learned.

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<v Speaker 6>Well that was almost three because her sister was there also.

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<v Speaker 8>Gary.

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<v Speaker 12>Yes, I learned you live in the nineteen seventies.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I do.

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<v Speaker 12>Your wife rolls down her window and you is going,

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<v Speaker 12>marijuana is pott. It's twenty twenty four, Dade. Oh, it's

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<v Speaker 12>mad it.

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<v Speaker 2>Marijuana is not pot. I mean, I understand it's you

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<v Speaker 2>don't say pot. It's like saying I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 2>smoke grass dope.

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<v Speaker 6>It's dope.

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<v Speaker 2>But if I'm trying to explain it to my own parents.

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<v Speaker 2>Then yes, I'm going to say the words that they

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<v Speaker 2>would have remembered it.

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<v Speaker 3>One thing I learned this week is that Gary actually

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<v Speaker 3>does have a wife.

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<v Speaker 10>She's not some fictional character that lives in Canada.

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<v Speaker 3>Like your high school girlfriend Junior High Junior.

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<v Speaker 6>High, Hi, Gary and Shannon.

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<v Speaker 10>This is built from Arizona six two to fifteen executive

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<v Speaker 10>protection specialists. What I learned this week Shannon unwittingly out

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<v Speaker 10>at her husband for admitting he drinks Michelo Ultra. Everyone

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<v Speaker 10>knows mickel Ultra is a chicken beer.

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<v Speaker 8>Yep.

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<v Speaker 10>Gary prefers strippers with leg bruises and do not wait

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<v Speaker 10>my way of Shannon at Whole Food's coffee line.

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>To clarify a couple of things I've which part the strippernes, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>the leg bruises whatever. We were talking about a Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 2>we were talking about chicken strips. Somebody said they were

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<v Speaker 2>going to leave their job at the out at the port.

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<v Speaker 2>They're a dock worker. They're going to get the chicken

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<v Speaker 2>strips at some gentlemen's club because it had better chicken strips.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was Tuesday at noon and I said, that

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<v Speaker 2>must not be prime time for the ladies.

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<v Speaker 6>Uh go Tuesday News.

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<v Speaker 2>And the other thing is I've never seen Shannon's husband.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never seen him drink a michelobultra. I know she

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<v Speaker 2>said he likes it, but every time I've never seen

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<v Speaker 2>him drink that, he's always had much better taste around me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, pressure, what I learned this week.

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<v Speaker 1>If I call and leave a talk back seven times

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<v Speaker 1>and sound like an absolute idiot each and every single time,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll put me on the air.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes I will. I'll be doing this six more times

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<v Speaker 6>by the way.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, Hey Gary, Hey Shannon number one, Hey Shannon, great job.

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<v Speaker 7>Feeling in today for Shannon number two, wondering where she's at.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe the Chargers after party. She didn't make it because

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<v Speaker 4>of that or something.

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<v Speaker 10>But anyways, Now, what I learned on the Gary Shannon

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<v Speaker 10>Show today is Gary has special underpants like Dad's.

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<v Speaker 6>Like are they? I want to think of the Superman

518
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<v Speaker 6>green lantern or.

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<v Speaker 3>What depends on the day.

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<v Speaker 6>Trucker, nice trucker.

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<v Speaker 2>Right back at you, Hong Kong, did you want to

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<v Speaker 2>describe them?

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<v Speaker 6>Careful? Turn about his fair play? Moving on, moving on,

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<v Speaker 6>It's time for our nine news nugget. You need to know.

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<v Speaker 6>These are the stories. They kind of fell through the

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<v Speaker 6>cracks because we were pretty busy this week.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a lot going on. So so here's your

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<v Speaker 2>honorable mention.

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<v Speaker 6>Honorable mention, not just an honor serving with you.

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<v Speaker 4>Great and honorable Moses.

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<v Speaker 7>So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member

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<v Speaker 7>of honorable Mention.

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<v Speaker 3>Honorable Mention. Serial offender caught munching breakfast at wheel.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know you want more?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you want to say?

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<v Speaker 2>A van driver was eating cereal and when he was

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<v Speaker 2>stopped by police. This is in the BBC more than

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and ninety offences recorded by police across Yorkshire

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<v Speaker 2>during a month long crackdown on some of the major roads.

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<v Speaker 2>They were trying to get away from distracted driving. They

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<v Speaker 2>said there were a bunch of two handed textures and

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<v Speaker 2>those who were happy to waive a single finger of

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<v Speaker 2>frustration when spotted by police.

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<v Speaker 3>I liked that it says the cereal ear was spotted

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<v Speaker 3>in North Yorkshire, and as was the driver who raised

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<v Speaker 3>his middle digit when he realized he had been recorded

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<v Speaker 3>not wearing a seatbelt.

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<v Speaker 2>Others showed an HGV driver. I don't know what that means.

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<v Speaker 2>Driver typing on a tablet or laptop computer while at

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<v Speaker 2>the wheel. A Ford Focus driver was also caught using

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<v Speaker 2>both hands to text on their mobile phone. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>if you have a car that's going to drive itself,

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<v Speaker 2>it's probably not.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean he was just driving with his knee.

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<v Speaker 6>There's also that number nine, number nine.

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<v Speaker 4>I did nine place.

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<v Speaker 10>If a CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis partners dirty.

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<v Speaker 3>Two and I speak nine languages at nine basically everybody

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<v Speaker 3>at table learning, I'd beel ready to go on another nine?

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<v Speaker 8>And niner?

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<v Speaker 6>Did I get check niner in there where you're calling.

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<v Speaker 7>From Milwaukie talking.

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<v Speaker 6>This is always an issue.

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<v Speaker 2>If you do one of those gift exchanges where you

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<v Speaker 2>put a money limit on it, you're going to run

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<v Speaker 2>into some issues, especially if for some reason you find

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<v Speaker 2>out that someone under I mean it's an upper limit. No,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no bottom limit, right. A man says he opted

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<v Speaker 2>to downgrade his sister in law's Christmas gift after realizing

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<v Speaker 2>what she bought him was not at the same level

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<v Speaker 2>this has been. It was on Reddit, where you can

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<v Speaker 2>share all of your dirty secrets, whether they're true or not.

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<v Speaker 2>He explained that he'd recently gotten his first career job

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<v Speaker 2>and he's using his new source of income to get

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<v Speaker 2>good presents for his family members for the first time.

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<v Speaker 6>What's that like. They celebrated early with the sister in law.

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<v Speaker 2>The man's brother got her an Apple watch, and then

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<v Speaker 2>this guy planned to buy her a nice Apple watch

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<v Speaker 2>banned because she didn't like the silicone bands that come

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<v Speaker 2>with them.

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<v Speaker 6>Typically she was.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to step up a little bit, perhaps, and he says,

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<v Speaker 2>we set a limit for between fifteen one hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Apple put out this sleek gold metal band that cost

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred, so it was at the limit, but it

586
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<v Speaker 2>was at the top of the limit. And as the

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<v Speaker 2>band is sized, ordered a wrist size her and a

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<v Speaker 2>photo of the band itself and put her inside this

589
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<v Speaker 2>gigantic box to be funny so that she actually had

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<v Speaker 2>something to open. Then it was his turn to open

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<v Speaker 2>the sister is in law's gift for him.

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<v Speaker 3>I got these hiking socks, which I have been slowly

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<v Speaker 3>swapping my sock drawer out, but cost twenty six dollars

594
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<v Speaker 3>a pair. They're useful and I do love socks, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's half the range. We decided on what a petty bee.

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<v Speaker 6>You got a gift from your sister in law and

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<v Speaker 6>it's something you like. Yeah, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like the stuff I get from my sister

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<v Speaker 3>in Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just kidding, kidding which one, because I know a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of them. Here's number eighth.

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<v Speaker 4>A tide is bold every eight second listening to eight.

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<v Speaker 6>Different bosses drown on about mission statements.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, we've seen weird food items, weird shapes that then

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<v Speaker 2>get auctioned on eBay, or something like a dorito in

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<v Speaker 2>the face in the shape of Abraham Lincoln silhouette, or

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<v Speaker 2>a cheeto that looks like a cheetah or something. In

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<v Speaker 2>this case, an egg bought from a supermarket in Britain

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<v Speaker 2>donated to a charity went up for sale because it's

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<v Speaker 2>almost perfectly spherical. It's not egg shaped, it's a ball

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<v Speaker 2>and fifty bucks. Ed Powell was the person who bought it.

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<v Speaker 2>He said he bought the egg on impulse after having

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<v Speaker 2>a few drinks.

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<v Speaker 6>Donated the egg to.

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<v Speaker 2>The Juventus Foundation. Juventus, a charity that supports young people

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<v Speaker 2>in Oxford. Sure, Oxford. Sure, Here's number seven.

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<v Speaker 6>The seventh son of the seventh son.

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<v Speaker 4>We're on a seven day with a government.

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<v Speaker 3>Seven seven years of college done, seven seven.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I used to have these. You used to have these,

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<v Speaker 6>I tell.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to have these. Nothing like getting your kid

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<v Speaker 3>a huffing kit for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>A fifteen piece bubble ball toy that they sell in Canada.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't see them around here anymore. I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>they were they were outlawed here. But this is a

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<v Speaker 2>it's a kit that has a short plastic straw and

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<v Speaker 2>a solvent mixture. You mix it up and you put

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<v Speaker 2>it like on the end of the straw and you

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<v Speaker 2>blow into it and it creates this weird multicolored balloon.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you sh suck the air back in after

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<v Speaker 2>it's been in the solvement solvent, it says it could

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<v Speaker 2>cause extended periods symptoms central nervous system depression or dysfunction, euphoria, hallucinations, dizzyness,

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<v Speaker 2>and difficulties with coordination and voluntary.

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<v Speaker 6>So these are nine night bubbles, But it's more than that.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like like we were saying earlier, when it

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<v Speaker 2>comes to sleep, is psychedelics?

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<v Speaker 6>Is it? Maybe it's a really bad trip.

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<v Speaker 3>They are available on Amazon in the US. Yeah, look

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<v Speaker 3>at that eleven ninety eight.

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<v Speaker 6>Can we get him for stocking stuffers for the kids?

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<v Speaker 3>You think sure?

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<v Speaker 6>Number six? I got six, you got six, she got six.

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<v Speaker 6>Number six, there's six more weeks of water.

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<v Speaker 3>A picture of me, Rabbi and six drunk and longshom.

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<v Speaker 4>Why we just dig in a nursing home closer to us.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have to take dad drink another six pack.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, they're halfway there.

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<v Speaker 2>Joy Rogan, sorry, Joy Ryan and her forty three year

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<v Speaker 2>old grandson Brad.

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<v Speaker 6>Joy is ninety one.

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<v Speaker 2>She has a goal that she wants to visit every

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<v Speaker 2>continent with her grandson. She's up to number four because

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<v Speaker 2>she made it to Antarctica. She so sweet and forty

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<v Speaker 2>three year old Brad reached Antarctica on a hybrid battery

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<v Speaker 2>powered cruise ship, their fourth continent together and halfway point

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<v Speaker 2>on their mission to visit just every continent together. Said

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<v Speaker 2>that Brad took Grandma Joy, as she's known, to the

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<v Speaker 2>Great Smoky Mountains National Park in twenty fifteen. She said,

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<v Speaker 2>I slept in a tent. I climbed a mountain all

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<v Speaker 2>for the first time at the age of eighty five.

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<v Speaker 3>So maybe when I made you five, I'll sleep in

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<v Speaker 3>a tent.

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<v Speaker 2>I still don't think that's gonna happen unless it's a

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<v Speaker 2>mosquito tent in the house for some reason.

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<v Speaker 6>Here's number five five. I have we begin bombing in

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<v Speaker 6>five minutes. Five little monkey, this is the year five

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<v Speaker 6>point five.

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<v Speaker 4>Five would be a favorite.

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<v Speaker 6>Loose five pounds immediately listen.

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<v Speaker 3>I know Harvey. He was married, father of five gaggle

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<v Speaker 3>of grandchildren. He deserved it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if he deserved it, but his grandkids

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<v Speaker 2>have an incredible story to tell about their grandpappy. This

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<v Speaker 2>is Lester Harvey, fifty eight year old Phoenix, Virginia. He

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<v Speaker 2>had been out hunting with a group following a bear.

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<v Speaker 2>The bear ran up the tree as they got back

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<v Speaker 2>and sort of retreated from the tree a bit, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>to have a better angle at it. One of the

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<v Speaker 2>guys shot the bear, and the animal does what animals

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<v Speaker 2>do when they're in a tree and dead. He fell

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<v Speaker 2>out of it and the bear fell onto Lester Harvey.

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<v Speaker 3>Now the first time this has happened. In twenty eighteen,

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<v Speaker 3>a man in Alaska was injured after his hunting partner

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<v Speaker 3>shot a bear and the animal tumbled down a slope

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<v Speaker 3>into the man, who was also struck by rocks just

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<v Speaker 3>lodged by the bear.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, don't mess with them. I don't have a problem

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<v Speaker 2>with that. The bear's fighting back the other one. In

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<v Speaker 2>twenty nineteen, a guy was injured. He and his hunting

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00:34:36.159 --> 00:34:38.079
<v Speaker 2>partner shot a bear in a tree in North Carolina.

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<v Speaker 2>The bear falls out and starts to bite the guy.

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<v Speaker 6>You shot him. What did you expect him to do?

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<v Speaker 2>If you're not a good shot and you can't kill him?

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<v Speaker 2>The man in the animal tumbled off a cliff. The

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<v Speaker 2>hunter had to be taken to the hospital. The bear

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<v Speaker 2>was later found dead at the bottom of said cliff.

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<v Speaker 6>Here's number four or minute.

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<v Speaker 3>It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now, Commandment number four.

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<v Speaker 6>The This isn't the same world you left four years ago,

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<v Speaker 6>so I'm not quite sure exactly how this happens.

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<v Speaker 2>But a grandma who had the license plate number NCC

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<v Speaker 2>seventeen oh one.

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<v Speaker 6>Does that make sense anybody at ring a bell?

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<v Speaker 2>It's the number and letters on the starship Enterprise.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't understand this. Why is this the problem?

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<v Speaker 2>A mom was losing her eye sight, so she gave

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<v Speaker 2>up driving, sold her car, surrendered her license plates a

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<v Speaker 2>few years ago, but the New York plates have been

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00:35:33.719 --> 00:35:36.800
<v Speaker 2>trying to buy matching novelty plates, or have been, i

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00:35:36.800 --> 00:35:41.039
<v Speaker 2>should say, buying matching novelty plates with the same USS

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<v Speaker 2>Enterprise numbers on at the NCC seventeen oh one.

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<v Speaker 6>So for some reason, she's still getting tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>These other drivers are going through red light cameras or

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<v Speaker 2>speeding cameras, and she's the one getting thousands of dollars

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<v Speaker 2>worth of tickets because apparently it's still registered in her name.

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<v Speaker 10>Here's number three shall be the non badashaws and the

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<v Speaker 10>number of the counting.

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<v Speaker 4>Shall be three. Were dead within three hours.

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<v Speaker 5>Three security clearance level three, all.

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<v Speaker 4>Three of you three.

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<v Speaker 6>I got all three of you guys for the rest

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<v Speaker 6>of your naturally born live. After that three days, they

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<v Speaker 6>both start to stink.

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<v Speaker 2>So my prediction is we're going to see stories out

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<v Speaker 2>of this funeral home very very quickly.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a brilliant idea.

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<v Speaker 2>A story at a Columbus, Ohio a funeral home has

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<v Speaker 2>applied for a liquor license, the Evergreen Funeral, Cremation and

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<v Speaker 2>Reception Center. They said it's a unique twist to a

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00:36:32.440 --> 00:36:34.480
<v Speaker 2>celebration of life and they want to change how people

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<v Speaker 2>view the average funeral.

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<v Speaker 3>Mixed cub ultra for everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's get everyone drunk and talk about what Grandpa did?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what? It'll make a little bit more real.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you think those weren't real?

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<v Speaker 3>I just think it'll maybe open up the honesty tap

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit at the eulogies.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you can't you can't have a drink until you

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<v Speaker 2>say something nice about Grandpa Grandma.

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<v Speaker 6>Here's number two. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>We got two fingers one two.

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<v Speaker 6>People.

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00:37:04.440 --> 00:37:07.000
<v Speaker 8>There's two sons and no women.

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<v Speaker 2>Different parts of the world, man, they do things a

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00:37:11.920 --> 00:37:15.559
<v Speaker 2>little bit differently. This guy was struggling with fertility, wanted

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00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:18.320
<v Speaker 2>to be a father, So what better way to induce

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<v Speaker 2>I guess what sperm production than to swallow a live chicken?

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<v Speaker 3>Just eat the testicles. It's a chick. Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's a small one, but it's but he

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00:37:29.199 --> 00:37:33.159
<v Speaker 2>he choked on it and died, as did the chick

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00:37:34.159 --> 00:37:37.800
<v Speaker 2>and chick and doctors performed an autopsy. They said, originally

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<v Speaker 2>they couldn't tell what it was that killed him, and

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<v Speaker 2>then they made an incision near his throat and realized

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00:37:43.880 --> 00:37:46.039
<v Speaker 2>that there was a chick stuck in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Wouldn't have been amazing if the chick was still alive,

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00:37:48.280 --> 00:37:49.039
<v Speaker 3>and they cut it open, and.

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00:37:51.079 --> 00:37:53.519
<v Speaker 2>Then they saved it and raised it like their own,

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<v Speaker 2>their own little baby. Here's number one, we'd number one,

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<v Speaker 2>number one.

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<v Speaker 4>We're number one, ben I decided to look out for

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<v Speaker 4>number one.

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<v Speaker 8>Are you the number one row? Number one?

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<v Speaker 4>Number number one?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, everybody likes to go through their latest issue of

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<v Speaker 2>urology case reports, and in this one latest the latest issue,

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<v Speaker 2>a man's routine visit to a doctor turned into a

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<v Speaker 2>nightmare after physicians discovered that his penis was solidifying. Not

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<v Speaker 2>like that, not like that, it was turning to bone,

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<v Speaker 2>not like that. The unnamed patient, in his sixties had

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<v Speaker 2>reported to the doctor's office for a trauma of the knee,

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<v Speaker 2>but during the visit, he alerted medics it hurts right there.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, upon examination, physicians didn't find any prostates, dwelling, unusual discharge,

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<v Speaker 3>or any of the usual markers of phallic agony, so

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<v Speaker 3>they conducted an X ray to look for possible pelvic fractures.

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00:38:54.159 --> 00:38:58.000
<v Speaker 3>The images revealed the hard truth. The patient had extensive

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<v Speaker 3>blacklike calcification along the length of the manhood. You love

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<v Speaker 3>the story so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they said they can treat it through shockwave therapy,

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00:39:09.000 --> 00:39:11.960
<v Speaker 2>in which doctors use sonic pulses to break down the

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00:39:12.039 --> 00:39:13.320
<v Speaker 2>calcified mass.

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00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:14.440
<v Speaker 3>Now how they get rid of kidney stones?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, hell, hey, thank you thanks.

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<v Speaker 3>For having me take your wife to workday.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, now we get to go sit in silence for

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<v Speaker 2>the drive home. Right, Oh, I have so much to say.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh boy, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Getting notes after the Santa all right, John Cobelchow is

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<v Speaker 2>up next. We'll see you in the beginning of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a great holiday, Happy, Happy Hanukah, Merry Christmas, Abi Kwanza,

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<v Speaker 2>Happy Kwanza, Happy New Year, Boxing Day, and then we'll

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<v Speaker 2>celebrate my birthday.

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<v Speaker 6>You've been listening to the Gary and Shannon Show.

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<v Speaker 2>You can always hear us live on KFI AM six

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