Speaker 1: Uh, what is up? Everybody? Welcome to Rose Pricks. This
Speaker 1: is our third show.
Speaker 2: Of the week, and honestly, I'm very excited about this one.
Speaker 2: I'm excited about all of them except for one of them, right,
Speaker 2: this is one that I am excited about.
Speaker 1: I did you see this is referring to the other
Speaker 1: show we're doing, but I watched this TikTok with Well,
Speaker 1: for those of you who don't listen to the podcast
Speaker 1: on ninety Day the other way, there's a girl named
Speaker 1: Statler who we call Rosoli from Rossoli and Isles. But anyway,
Speaker 1: Risoli did a did a TikTok uh huh. It was like,
Speaker 1: am I saying that? Sounded like she did the TikTok
Speaker 1: She did tiktokie, uh tiktokie. And she was backing ninety
Speaker 1: Day the other way and just saying it's so stupid
Speaker 1: and it's really boring. And she was like, yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's kind of saying a lot because I'm a cast member.
Speaker 1: She's like, it's just the worst show. It's like so boring,
Speaker 1: like there's nothing interesting right then, but then she was
Speaker 1: saying that except for her story, She's like, yeah, at
Speaker 1: least with our story, Like, you know, we're living band life,
Speaker 1: so you get to see like a lot of countries
Speaker 1: and whatever. But you know, the show's really disappointing. And
Speaker 1: I mean she goes on it's like a three minute
Speaker 1: video of just her saying the same thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, well we have to play that when we do
Speaker 2: ninety days last week.
Speaker 1: Yes, we'll find that.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, I'm team Statler all the way.
Speaker 2: And I don't know why. I just there's something about her.
Speaker 2: There's just something about her. I just want to cradle
Speaker 2: her in my arm and my bosom. Have you recall
Speaker 2: have you ever referred to your chest area as a bosom?
Speaker 1: Not since my previous life when I was eighty.
Speaker 2: And you're starting to you're a lot of people don't
Speaker 2: know this about Stephanie, but she's really like past life
Speaker 2: therapy and past Yeah, she gets really into it. So
Speaker 2: she goes to this therapist like a hypnosis. Yeah, hypnotist
Speaker 2: once a week. I guess, No, it's just my regular therapist. Oh,
Speaker 2: she likes to talk about my past life. And in
Speaker 2: one of them, you were like a very you live
Speaker 2: to be ninety. You talked about your bosom a lot.
Speaker 2: It was kind of your calling card.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or I really enjoyed the show Bosom Buddies. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure exactly which one it wasn't Buddies.
Speaker 2: How do we make that?
Speaker 1: Now? How did we make that? Oh?
Speaker 2: Did Peter Sclori died? He died a.
Speaker 1: While back, right, I guess we're not making it then.
Speaker 2: Well, Tom Hanks wouldn't have done it anyway, I don't think.
Speaker 2: But one thing Tom Hanks would do is make a
Speaker 2: son named Chet Hanks, who would fit very well in
Speaker 2: the OC which is going to bring us to Real
Speaker 2: Housewives OC.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is what we're covering today. It I mean,
Speaker 1: this thing is so right up. My can't even I mean,
Speaker 1: it's these people are just so awful, but it's just watchable.
Speaker 2: I went so back and forth. I finally landed on
Speaker 2: a team. Let's start with Gina and Jen because it's
Speaker 2: a reminder at the beginning of the episode that those
Speaker 2: two are fighting. Yes, And I finally landed on a
Speaker 2: team squarely because I really was like, wait a minute,
Speaker 2: but this is bad, but this is bad, but I
Speaker 2: will I will reveal my team when the time is right.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, yeah, okay, I do have a strong
Speaker 2: feeling now all right, so.
Speaker 1: This part was really funny. Jen, Jen, who we don't
Speaker 1: need to catch you up, you know the characters, Yeah,
Speaker 1: or you wouldn't be listening to this. Jen calls Shannon
Speaker 1: to complain about Gina, and Jen's like, oh, I'm so mad.
Speaker 1: Gina told me the truth about myself and she told
Speaker 1: me that I get my tracks tightened, but I don't
Speaker 1: pay my rent. And Shannon's like, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. I also hate hearing the truth about myself.
Speaker 2: Yes, she immediately made it about herself.
Speaker 1: They told me I should quit drinking just because I
Speaker 1: ran into a building. God, these are mean girls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: basically that's not word for word, that's my interpretation.
Speaker 2: Even then she does say all that, but then even
Speaker 2: then she's sort of like, but I do kind of
Speaker 2: see Gina's point. Like everyone's telling Jen that. But then
Speaker 2: when when they talk to Gina, they're like, but we
Speaker 2: do kind of see Gen's point. So that's right, we're
Speaker 2: all kind of they're kind of in the middle as
Speaker 2: a team on this.
Speaker 1: So Jen is like, I don't even have support from
Speaker 1: my ex. And then they show a little flashback to
Speaker 1: Gina saying she's downsizing because she doesn't have to help
Speaker 1: with her ex. Yeah, so basically Jen wants it both ways.
Speaker 1: This is my interpretation. Jen is like, well, I don't
Speaker 1: get any help from my ex, so like what am
Speaker 1: I supposed to do pay my rent with?
Speaker 2: What? Right? Oh?
Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do? Like work? Like that's crazy?
Speaker 1: Like of course I'm going to be in default because
Speaker 1: I don't have any money. Okay, So then uh yeah,
Speaker 1: she's like she's still talking, she's still bit she Shannon.
Speaker 1: She's like, it's not even my fault. The only money
Speaker 1: I have is what will gives me. This is also
Speaker 1: I feel like Jen is the type of person who
Speaker 1: sees a homeless man on the street with a sign
Speaker 1: asking for money and goes get a job.
Speaker 2: M Oh, I think you're totally right. Jen is a dumbass, however,
Speaker 2: and I mean that is clear right. However, Gina is
Speaker 2: out of control over and over going, like I lived
Speaker 2: in a casita, true, I lived in a casita. And
Speaker 2: you're like, it's a studio that you can say that
Speaker 2: on the zoom call that she's on in a flashback.
Speaker 2: They're like, so kind of like a studio, My living
Speaker 2: room is my bedroom.
Speaker 1: Sandy Danny also known as a single, yes, or a
Speaker 1: casite or a bachelor.
Speaker 2: But she kept saying casita song.
Speaker 1: I just said casita also known as a studio, not
Speaker 1: a casita. Yes. I actually stayed in a casita when
Speaker 1: I went to Mexico with John, and it is nothing
Speaker 1: of the sort. Casita doesn't even have like a roof.
Speaker 1: It's like an open there's just sort of walls. It's
Speaker 1: not the same thing. It's not a studio apartment.
Speaker 2: I feel like we're getting a lot of different thoughts
Speaker 2: and feelings on what a casita is because I had
Speaker 2: the same I went to Mexico, uh huh, and I
Speaker 2: stayed in casita and there were totally ceilings. Oh so
Speaker 2: now I'm confused as to what that is. And maybe
Speaker 2: I was not in casita. Should we look this up?
Speaker 1: Have you changed teams?
Speaker 2: I don't know right now because I'll tell you this.
Speaker 2: Also about Gina, she keeps she kind of does forget. Now.
Speaker 2: Jenna's on a different level. Jen's on a level of
Speaker 2: dumb that we haven't seen on the show in a
Speaker 2: long time. She's ridiculous. But Gina's also forgetting. It's like, okay,
Speaker 2: you downside, you broke up with Matt. You guys broke up,
Speaker 2: you had to figure some shit out, you downsized, but
Speaker 2: she still had some help. She has parents that helped her.
Speaker 2: She had she wasn't it wasn't like. So then what
Speaker 2: I did is I got my doctorate and I went
Speaker 2: back and now I'm a collegeist. Right.
Speaker 1: It's not legally bond exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: I mean, yes, she did the work, but like it
Speaker 2: took her years to get there, and before she even
Speaker 2: got there, she got a pretty bad DUI. And I'm
Speaker 2: not saying that couldn't happen to anybody. I know lots
Speaker 2: of people that that's happened to. Like it happens, and
Speaker 2: it doesn't define her, but like she forgot. It's like
Speaker 2: she forgot.
Speaker 1: Well, I agree with you, but I think what's going
Speaker 1: on is she's getting Hella triggered, yes, and so she's
Speaker 1: feeling like, why does this bitch get to just like
Speaker 1: keep living her life when I didn't get to do that.
Speaker 1: So it's it's making her melody. It is a bit
Speaker 1: of jealousy, but also I think there is some judgmental
Speaker 1: going in there. But I would feel judgmental too that
Speaker 1: why does this Why does Jen think it's okay to
Speaker 1: just her answer to it as well, I just I'm
Speaker 1: going to continue living the lifestyle that I've become accustomed.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to not pay my bills because how
Speaker 1: can I.
Speaker 2: Also, it affucked with her. She lost a fifty thousand
Speaker 2: dollars you know, real estate deal or whatever. I don't
Speaker 2: know why she keeps saying that because she was. Gina
Speaker 2: Aunt was on Watch what Happens After the Show with
Speaker 2: Josh Flagg, you know, from a million dollars listening, and
Speaker 2: like he didn't even really seem to be an ONU
Speaker 2: Genis side on this. He was like, you relax, That's
Speaker 2: what he basically said to her right next to her
Speaker 2: on the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she's feeling triggered. I think she's feeling like,
Speaker 1: why is she getting why is everybody feeling sorry for her?
Speaker 1: When I had to pick myself up by my bootstrap.
Speaker 1: She's one of those where you know, yeah, but bitch,
Speaker 1: you are still looking in the O see well yeah.
Speaker 2: And you didn't. She had parents that helped. I mean,
Speaker 2: everybody has people like not every I don't know what.
Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel about that, but she
Speaker 2: she's not She's strong, and I like her. She's bad ass,
Speaker 2: but I also feel like she's not. It's not the
Speaker 2: story she's telling isn't the truth, if that makes sense,
Speaker 2: It's not totally the truth. So she wants to believe that.
Speaker 2: She wants to be like I'm in New York and
Speaker 2: from New York, we just like get up and go.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh girl, you were dad, you were down
Speaker 2: and out and your parents came to your rescue. One
Speaker 2: hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess what I'm thinking is that you and
Speaker 1: I are both feeling triggered because neither one of us
Speaker 1: has like if we're if we don't, we just don't
Speaker 1: have help.
Speaker 2: That building, We don't have that built in thing where
Speaker 2: you're like, we don't have the safety net, right is
Speaker 2: how yes?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: So we're both of.
Speaker 1: Those bitches have a safety net, and yet they're complaining
Speaker 1: about the other one. And we're like, bitch, if I
Speaker 1: would have to live in I don't even know if
Speaker 1: I can afford a one bedroom apartment if that happens
Speaker 1: to me, right right right, you could, there's I can
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: You can do it, but like you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: But let me read you what a casita is okay,
Speaker 2: it is a house. I mean, this is so funny.
Speaker 2: It's at a house is a single unit. Wait, I
Speaker 2: think they mean in a single unit residential building. It
Speaker 2: may range in complexity from a hut to a complex
Speaker 2: structure of wood, concrete, or other material outfitted with plumbing, heating,
Speaker 2: and air conditioning systems.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So that's a pretty big exaggeration on her part,
Speaker 1: on Gina's part, that she was living in a casita.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that was a mistake, oh, because what had
Speaker 2: happened was I went to Wikipedia and put in casita,
Speaker 2: but it changed it to house, so that was house.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So casitas are built as guesthouses, generally for older so
Speaker 2: it's like a mother in law suite, okay, but that
Speaker 2: could also be called a mother in law suite. Casitas
Speaker 2: are built separate from the main house, allowing. So yeah,
Speaker 2: she lived in a guesthouse, okay. But I don't know
Speaker 2: why we have to keep saying that it's a small
Speaker 2: house and she was in it, all right, So she's fine, Okay.
Speaker 1: So then basically what she's saying is it wasn't an apartment.
Speaker 1: It was like an a part of somebody else's.
Speaker 2: It was a guest house behind somebody where the living
Speaker 2: room was in the bedroom.
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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, all right now. Blag football, yes, stupid flag
Speaker 1: football so annoying. I just wrote I wrote time to
Speaker 1: get ready for football. I have my fast my fast
Speaker 1: forward finger ready.
Speaker 2: I know it's a shame because both of us hate it,
Speaker 2: but I actually ended up. Boy, it wasn't too bad.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I didn't asthority either.
Speaker 2: Well, Emily brings a friend who they never talked to.
Speaker 2: She's just this like kind of big lady that because
Speaker 2: she's like, well, we need her on the flag football team.
Speaker 1: Well, they brought a few friends which they just didn't
Speaker 1: show at all because they didn't want to pay them, right,
Speaker 1: because they remember they talked about it before. They're like
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're going to bring some extra friends because
Speaker 1: we have to fill up the teams, so they just
Speaker 1: avoided them. My favorite thing is they they're going to
Speaker 1: play flag football, but they're setting up, they're putting all
Speaker 1: their stuff at this restaurant and they immediately order drinks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yes, and so they're all like, they're all
Speaker 2: doing their things. Shannon, poor Shannon shows up and you know,
Speaker 2: they'd already made fun of her to begin with that
Speaker 2: she was going to be all the dazzled when she
Speaker 2: kind of was. Tamara was saying that. So she shows
Speaker 2: up and I swear to you, I thought, Emily said,
Speaker 2: Shannon get a cocktail. Swear to god. I thought, I
Speaker 2: like rewound it and heard that. But maybe she couldn't
Speaker 2: have said that right.
Speaker 1: She could have. Shannon is drinking.
Speaker 2: I know she's wagon if they're all behind her back
Speaker 2: saying how she shouldn't be drinking, and then they're going
Speaker 2: to offer her a drink.
Speaker 1: But maybe they've accept the fact that she is drinking.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. But what I thought was weird
Speaker 1: was Emily ordered two because at one point she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got two Margarita's here. Here somewhere. Why do you
Speaker 1: need to Is it like two for the price of one?
Speaker 1: Or I just I was just like, you're about to
Speaker 1: go play football? Why are you getting drunk before? And
Speaker 1: then they drink.
Speaker 2: After, right, There's a lot of drinking in this grow
Speaker 2: a lot of drinking in all the groups. But I
Speaker 2: just wrote, this is a nightmare. You know I feel
Speaker 2: about Alexis. I'm not a friend. I'm not a fan.
Speaker 2: Not a friend, I'm not a fan, And I don't
Speaker 2: know if I like this thing they're setting up between
Speaker 2: Heather and Katie. This sort of like fake feud. I
Speaker 2: don't same get this right?
Speaker 1: Same? I'm like, m am I already, but we're going
Speaker 1: to hear that later. But I was like, am I
Speaker 1: starting to not like Katie?
Speaker 2: Why are you doing? No? I like Katie. I have
Speaker 2: an issue with this. I have this like paranoia that
Speaker 2: they get together, that maybe Heather pools aside before filming
Speaker 2: and is like, Okay, so what's going to be our beef?
Speaker 2: Because it just doesn't feel like it's coming from anything. Agree,
Speaker 2: Why would Heather not like Katie? It makes no sense?
Speaker 1: No, But I also think Katie's one of those super
Speaker 1: sensitive people that's like, I need to be acknowledged by people.
Speaker 1: Heather didn't say hi to me. Heather acted like she
Speaker 1: was meeting me for the first time. I always give
Speaker 1: the benefit of the doubt to Heather because sometimes you're like, well,
Speaker 1: maybe on camera, I want to you know, she's the
Speaker 1: new person. I want to do a like Hi, how
Speaker 1: are you nice to meet you? Like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm with you? She does say. Katie says that Heather
Speaker 2: was in front of her in line for something and
Speaker 2: turned around and stared at her for like five seconds,
Speaker 2: said nothing, and then turned back around.
Speaker 1: I don't buy it.
Speaker 2: I don't know that would she do with that. Let's
Speaker 2: say it's true. What would be the reasons. Maybe you're turning,
Speaker 2: Maybe you're turning around looking for someone else. You're not
Speaker 2: really looking at Katie, but Katie thinks you are, and
Speaker 2: she really was just looking sort of over her head. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So Katie later got mad, I don't know if we're
Speaker 2: not there yet about the tagging. Should we wait for that?
Speaker 2: About her tagging her in a photo?
Speaker 1: That's so much later, Let's go let's go in order. Okay,
Speaker 1: Let's just do something different and go in order. Okay,
Speaker 1: if I was just super passive aggressive with you just
Speaker 1: the whole time. You know what I want to do, Cecily,
Speaker 1: I want to kind of go the way the show went,
Speaker 1: but m.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I want to do something. I
Speaker 2: want to make it exciting for the listeners. That's just
Speaker 2: a different way that I would, you know what, But
Speaker 2: let's okay, we'll get your way this time. And then
Speaker 2: totally I'm totally kid. I sound like Henry Phillips.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so they picked teams in a reural,
Speaker 1: middle school kind of way, and they admit that there's
Speaker 1: a care there's a lot of shots. This is where
Speaker 1: I it's either the editors or the camera people a
Speaker 1: lot of Emily's cameltoe. And I was like, that's not
Speaker 1: that's not nice. Did you notice that, like shots of Emily?
Speaker 1: I'm like, look, these people are doing their best. You
Speaker 1: know that's not fair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's interesting. I wonder if you have like cameltoes
Speaker 2: zoom where like when you're looking at people, you always
Speaker 2: go straight for the vagina first, take that in and
Speaker 2: then sort of zoom out look at everything else. Do
Speaker 2: you think that's something you might do well?
Speaker 1: I do think that it kind of clears up the
Speaker 1: fact that a lot of people are like, hey, my
Speaker 1: eyes are up here, not in my vagina, and I'm
Speaker 1: always like, wait what.
Speaker 2: You're like, what do you mean? You're like, you're look
Speaker 2: at me? Why are you? Why are you in my
Speaker 2: crotch like a dog. So, then is this when Jen
Speaker 2: explained something about something about Alexis having the sex life,
Speaker 2: that comes.
Speaker 1: Up, Yeah, Jen's complaining to Tamra. Jen is the most
Speaker 1: constant complainer in my mind. Yes, she's complaining to Tamra
Speaker 1: and Katie and Alexis. Okay, so they're getting in little
Speaker 1: groups about how she's like, Gina is so mean, I said,
Speaker 1: Alexis acts shocked. I don't know why I wrote that.
Speaker 1: I thought I'd understand that later. I mean, they're all
Speaker 1: but they're all on both sides. Yeah I wrote, which
Speaker 1: I like I wrote. Meanwhile, on the other team, they're
Speaker 1: gossiping about Alexis, how Lexus is bragging about how much
Speaker 1: sex she has with John Jansen, and then they showed
Speaker 1: the little flashback of her going like, yeah, we had
Speaker 1: sex like nineteen times today, but this morning, who knows
Speaker 1: what's in store for tonight? And then all the other
Speaker 1: women are like, oh god, I.
Speaker 2: Think about I don't want to think about John Jansen
Speaker 2: having sex. I don't want to think about Shannon having sex.
Speaker 2: I don't want to think about Alexis having sex none.
Speaker 2: The thing that makes me so mad about Alexis she
Speaker 2: was like Jesus jugs, you know, always preaching, always religious
Speaker 2: against everybody. She was always bowing down to her like
Speaker 2: disgusting husband, Jim right vile, and then now she's like,
Speaker 2: is as fuck, like I just without owning it, without
Speaker 2: having any sense of identity or ever saying like that.
Speaker 2: I used to really be rough on people, but now
Speaker 2: it's fun to be wild. Not that that's wild to
Speaker 2: have sex with John Jansen, but you know, if I
Speaker 2: they're not married, it's not against her little bible. So
Speaker 2: it makes me mad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I tricker she wants to We need
Speaker 1: Lisa Renna to come tell her to own it, own
Speaker 1: it baby, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: Or just Lisa Renna's lips. Wouldn't that be a nice
Speaker 2: thing if you could just have the lips disembodied and
Speaker 2: they just show up and say, own it.
Speaker 1: Own it baby. There's a little like a yeah, like
Speaker 1: a thought bubble kind of thing, like they just come
Speaker 1: in from the side and they go own it, baby,
Speaker 1: and then they disappear.
Speaker 2: We need graphics on We need graphics, and if they're
Speaker 2: not going to bring us that, then we have to
Speaker 2: do the drops on this show. We keep saying that,
Speaker 2: but we need a Lisa Renna own it and we
Speaker 2: need obviously a vander Pump Goodbye Kyle. We need that.
Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, I'm gonna have John help me figure out
Speaker 1: how to do it because I'm very dependent on my husband,
Speaker 1: John Chanson. I'm like Jen, I'm just like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: John didn't make drops for me on my roadcasters, so
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. Oh that I'll start dating
Speaker 1: a new guy and live with him, and then I'll
Speaker 1: be and then they'll be like, well, what are you
Speaker 1: going to do about your roadcaster? If like Travis leaves
Speaker 1: you or whatever, Ryan leaves you, and then I'm going
Speaker 1: to go, well, then I'm never going to have drops.
Speaker 2: Or you'll just get John Johnson. True, I'm dating John Jansen,
Speaker 2: but I try not to. I try not to rely
Speaker 2: on him. That's why it's just like I'm just going
Speaker 2: to live my life.
Speaker 1: He has such a temper. Yeah, be careful with that guy.
Speaker 1: So apparently they're setting up a new thing. It's so
Speaker 1: Shannon's annoyed to find out that Alexis is bragging about
Speaker 1: her sex life with Shannon's ex husband. But now apparently
Speaker 1: John and Alexis have been going to Shannon's gym, and
Speaker 1: so Shannon is telling everybody, Yeah, apparently, like, you know,
Speaker 1: my trainer told me or whatever that she's going to
Speaker 1: my gym, like with with John, like they're going to
Speaker 1: my gym. So then Gina says to Alexis, like, what's
Speaker 1: going on with the Jim? Why are you going to
Speaker 1: Shannon's jim? Shannon's Jim and what nat? And then Alexis goes,
Speaker 1: oh god, Shannon hasn't been there in six months. There's
Speaker 1: just so much shaming going on.
Speaker 2: Alexis is a freaking nightmare. She is a truly terrible person.
Speaker 2: And I was completely team Shannon on this. They are
Speaker 2: just fucking with her. She's a mean that she's so
Speaker 2: Alexis is so vilely mean. I just she's my least
Speaker 2: favorite person on the show since Kelly Dodd. Oh wow, yep,
Speaker 2: I really really don't like her. I mean, it's not
Speaker 2: like I like Shannon either, but God, let her live too.
Speaker 2: You took everything. She's going through a rough time. Just
Speaker 2: leave her alone, is what I say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard. It's hard, and because I just think
Speaker 1: that Shannon has been so awful in the past and
Speaker 1: takes zero responsibility for everything and loves nothing more than
Speaker 1: to be in this victim like this is making her
Speaker 1: so happy.
Speaker 2: Yes, I agree with that, so maybe maybe it's a
Speaker 2: win win. Yeah, in some weird way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, listen, you we don't have to like
Speaker 1: Shannon to dislike Alexis.
Speaker 2: That is fair, that's totally fair. But if we have
Speaker 2: to choose teams, which in a second, we do have teams,
Speaker 2: Like you said, we hadn't even had the we hadn't
Speaker 2: had the game.
Speaker 1: Yet, right right, I I just wrote football, period. And
Speaker 1: then okay, after condo the Destroyers versus the Love Love
Speaker 1: Me or whatever the hell. That Also, when the teams
Speaker 1: were forming and they were choosing names, and the one
Speaker 1: was like, hey, let's call ourselves the Love people, everybody
Speaker 1: was like, no, that sucks, it's boring. And then that's
Speaker 1: the name.
Speaker 2: Because they didn't care because that was a forced thing
Speaker 2: that they had to do. But probably didn't want to. Okay,
Speaker 2: so how much did your skin crawl when like, okay,
Speaker 2: those are our teams. Now I have colored markers and
Speaker 2: spring glitter and T shirts, so let's make it. I
Speaker 2: don't like anything artsy. I've never liked that where you're like,
Speaker 2: now we have to sit and make art cherts.
Speaker 1: No, you shouldn't have to go to Michael's Crafts in
Speaker 1: order to play flag football. No guy has ever gone
Speaker 1: to a craft store to prepare for a football game.
Speaker 1: That's just never happened, not once.
Speaker 2: Or color me mine. I have a story about that,
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna save up for Patreon. Okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 2: So Gina and Jen are going at it again. The
Speaker 2: game's over, the Destroyers win, No one care, they don't
Speaker 2: even care, no, but they're going at it again. And Gina,
Speaker 2: I think, is really she's mad, but she's really trying
Speaker 2: to get an apology or something, some sort of acknowledgment.
Speaker 1: Well, Gina is trying to make everybody understand why she's
Speaker 1: so upset, but we know that she's kind of triggered.
Speaker 1: That she's mad, that Jen is like this very spoiled housewife.
Speaker 1: That's how she sees her Gina sees Jen as like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't to take responsibility. I've always
Speaker 1: left off my husband, which everybody feels kind of bad
Speaker 1: for her. But Gina's thing is like, why do I
Speaker 1: have to take care of myself? And she doesn't and
Speaker 1: she gets to fuck me over and it doesn't even matter.
Speaker 1: So she's trying to take responsibility. She's like, listen, I'm
Speaker 1: not thrilled with how the conversation went down, but I
Speaker 1: just need you to understand. Jen's like, well, you don't
Speaker 1: understand that, and this part made me mad. So I'm
Speaker 1: curious as to I have a feeling your team Gina.
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to tell you.
Speaker 1: I mean team Jen. I have a feeling your team Jen.
Speaker 1: But I did not like this line. Jen goes, you
Speaker 1: have to understand that I have had no judgment yet,
Speaker 1: meaning meaning it's not agreed how much money her husband's
Speaker 1: going to pay her her ex husband. She's like, but
Speaker 1: in the three years since the separation, I never worried
Speaker 1: about the rent getting paid. Okay, so you've been separated
Speaker 1: for three years and you've never had a job, you've
Speaker 1: never made any money, but you moved into a house
Speaker 1: that was way above your means because you just expected
Speaker 1: that your ex was going to pay it. And now
Speaker 1: you're like, well you didn't pay it. What am I
Speaker 1: supposed to do? Move?
Speaker 2: Let me surprise you. Okay, I have one hundred percent
Speaker 2: team Gina.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: After this conversation, I was like this lady, she's so
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I don't like words like dumb, which Gina
Speaker 2: also used, or what do they call? What were they dodo?
Speaker 2: Whatever the word they used, but like a ding dong
Speaker 2: ding dong is the nicest thing to call Jen and
Speaker 2: I wrote it was like because she's like, well, I
Speaker 2: don't understand. I mean, how would you she? It feels
Speaker 2: like she she gives me cult vibes, like she was
Speaker 2: born and raised in a cult until she was forty,
Speaker 2: and then is like, I don't know, I don't understand.
Speaker 2: What do you mean I'd have to pay for rent?
Speaker 2: Like if the man doesn't pay that's the vibes, right, Okay.
Speaker 2: Sometimes when I go I'm going to give you a
Speaker 2: little example of this. I go grocery shopping with my
Speaker 2: friend Chip, right, Okay, we go grocerhop, and I'm always
Speaker 2: trying to be I always buy like Lin cuisines and
Speaker 2: everything's processed, like so when you go through the grocery
Speaker 2: line with me, it's all like fluorescent orange stuff, pink's
Speaker 2: big colors, and I'll be like, you know, the bigger,
Speaker 2: the brighter the color, I feel like, the worse the
Speaker 2: food is for you. He's like, look at how much
Speaker 2: sodium this is. Why don't you just buy like fish
Speaker 2: and chicken and make it yourself? Buy this, you know whatever,
Speaker 2: which I understand. I'm a grown adult, but sometimes I'll
Speaker 2: just look at something. I'll be like, well does this
Speaker 2: have potassium in it? And I'll look at the back
Speaker 2: and he's like, how are you this age? She's like,
Speaker 2: what are you like cay packs? Are you like the
Speaker 2: Kevin Spacey? You're like an alien who's just come to Earth?
Speaker 2: And it's like, what is a banana and frozen?
Speaker 1: Caveman lawyer or save breath? Yes, yes, I'm just a
Speaker 1: cave man. I don't even know how food works.
Speaker 2: I kind of somehow, but I do want to make.
Speaker 1: A settlement for twenty million dollars in the name of
Speaker 1: my client. Yeah, right exactly.
Speaker 2: But so Jen is like that, It's like, you are ridiculous,
Speaker 2: and she's not it just made me mad that she
Speaker 2: wouldn't say once I could totally see how that really
Speaker 2: made you. Look back, How do I make this right
Speaker 2: with your clients? How can I help? Just say that girl?
Speaker 1: And Gina's trying. She's like, look, I'm sympathetic, but I'm sympathetic,
Speaker 1: but you can't sign a contract and just not pay.
Speaker 1: So then Jen goes, okay, all I owe you is
Speaker 1: an apology, and she was like, no, no, you burned me.
Speaker 1: I put someone in a home that doesn't pay your
Speaker 1: bills and the realtor will not return my calls now,
Speaker 1: and Jen goes, well, she returns my calls right, and
Speaker 1: Gina goes, of course she does. She represents the woman
Speaker 1: who owns the house where you're squatting.
Speaker 2: Big she right, she says the squatting engine. Then yeah,
Speaker 2: because she wants money.
Speaker 1: Yes, And then everyone's like, okay, that's too much. Don't
Speaker 1: use the term squatting. That's why they say that. They
Speaker 1: all freaked out. They're all like, oh, Tamra acts like
Speaker 1: she's been punched. She's like wow. She goes okay, okay, guys,
Speaker 1: squatting is a bit harsh, and everyone's like, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's not fair. Let's not say squatting.
Speaker 2: Also, they're in the middle of like we're finally getting
Speaker 2: somewhere a real conversation, and that's when Emily pops up
Speaker 2: and it's like, all right, we have awards, Like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, it's actually a scene that's interesting in the show,
Speaker 2: and now we have a fake medal to give out,
Speaker 2: right right, right, Really I didn't enjoy any of that.
Speaker 2: I have also Jen Paigean and the fifty thousd just say,
Speaker 2: you know, I will try to make this SI just
Speaker 2: say something. Jen is a moron.
Speaker 1: Well during this part too, she's there like okay, well,
Speaker 1: so you're sit your solution to this was to move
Speaker 1: in with a guy because she's like basically she tells
Speaker 1: everybody that this guy Ryan has has taken on all
Speaker 1: of her debt, and everybody is, of course like girl,
Speaker 1: what like okay, but then so you've just transferred it
Speaker 1: to a different guy, So like, well, what happens if
Speaker 1: it doesn't work out with that guy and she goes, well,
Speaker 1: then I'm completely homeless.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's but she's not even that's not true.
Speaker 2: She has rich parents that bail her out all the time.
Speaker 1: I know, but she's also basically said that like she
Speaker 1: she goes earlier. I mean, Gina told me that I
Speaker 1: really need to hustle, but I don't because my ex
Speaker 1: husband did pay all my bills. So this has been
Speaker 1: years that she hasn't really had a job.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I ever doubted Gina, because I
Speaker 2: definitely relate to her the most, like the one who
Speaker 2: really doesn't have and for a while didn't have some
Speaker 2: guy paying her shit, honestly had to take care of everything,
Speaker 2: even like even she has more than me. Okay, let's
Speaker 2: go to the next thing, because so now Emily wants to.
Speaker 1: Wait, Well, we just we skipped over something that's a
Speaker 1: little bit big before we move on. This is where
Speaker 1: Gina tells everybody that and cries, and it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: the reason that I'm triggered and is and stressed is
Speaker 1: because I'm moving out. Travis is moving out right because
Speaker 1: he has no money, so she because he.
Speaker 2: Can't pay for my shit, which she's kind of ironic,
Speaker 2: don't you think a little bit. It's a little like,
Speaker 2: oh so love didn't find a way love. I mean,
Speaker 2: that's not what she's saying, though she's saying he's got
Speaker 2: is like so much chaos in his family with his
Speaker 2: kids and his ex wife.
Speaker 1: But what do you think is the problem? This is
Speaker 1: what I wrote down as scily if she has insight,
Speaker 1: because basically she's saying that his ex is such a problem.
Speaker 1: So is it that he owes so much money to
Speaker 1: his ex that they have to live in a little
Speaker 1: tiny house and she feels like without that she'd be
Speaker 1: able to afford a better place if it was just
Speaker 1: her and her kids. I feel like she's having to
Speaker 1: pay for everything for the two of them, and she's
Speaker 1: this is my take on it, she's having to pay
Speaker 1: for eight people to live somewhere, mostly her, because I
Speaker 1: have a feeling of most of his money is tied
Speaker 1: up with his ex. Yes, And she's saying like, if
Speaker 1: I'm just on my own, I can afford like a
Speaker 1: decent place to live. And she even says it later
Speaker 1: and go on vacation.
Speaker 2: But this is and also help her kids. And she
Speaker 2: feels guilty if she's with her three kids giving them
Speaker 2: what she wants to give them, but that she can't
Speaker 2: do that without also giving it to his kids when
Speaker 2: they all live together. And I totally get that.
Speaker 1: I get it too, and I feel like they're not
Speaker 1: going to stay together because.
Speaker 2: He's a nice guy.
Speaker 1: Though he seems really nice, and she probably feels guilty
Speaker 1: that he was there for her when she was going
Speaker 1: through what she was going through, but she's kind of
Speaker 1: maybe outgrown it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he sure was. She was going through a
Speaker 2: court date with her ex who physically abused her, and
Speaker 2: she had a court and talk about it and help
Speaker 2: her with her kids. I mean, he took care of everything,
Speaker 2: so it is I think he probably does feel I
Speaker 2: don't know, or he's a.
Speaker 1: Guy boves well, I don't know. He did seem kind
Speaker 1: of pissed. Yeah, I don't know. Do you think they're
Speaker 1: going to stay together?
Speaker 2: I do? I mean based on watch What Happens Live,
Speaker 2: which I don't always watch, but she said they were
Speaker 2: still very much together and very happy. Oh and this
Speaker 2: is a little bit later. She said they had a
Speaker 2: rough year, but they're really it's not perfect, but they're good.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: They both seem like reasonable people. So you know, you're
Speaker 2: just hoping. What's the thing where if you're having a
Speaker 2: stroke you smell toast, because I'm smelling toast right now.
Speaker 1: Oh what if you're like I actually made toast and
Speaker 1: I forgot about.
Speaker 2: It, or oh my god, it's so weird. As I
Speaker 2: said that, I look at my computer, and you know
Speaker 2: how like little updates come up on your computer of
Speaker 2: the weather and stuff, just as wildfire update and there's
Speaker 2: a picture of fire.
Speaker 1: Should I well.
Speaker 2: Look on cit as an app real quick, We're gonna
Speaker 2: keep going.
Speaker 1: And that's why you smell toast. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So Emily gives out awards, and she gives you award
Speaker 1: to gen for like trying and then she just took
Speaker 1: camera is such a bit. She's just like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: tried in football, you tried to live in a house
Speaker 1: rent free, you tried to drive a range Rover, you tried.
Speaker 1: Kind of funny.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, I mean, look, you can't say that Emily is
Speaker 2: not like a hard work in hustler. She is. She works,
Speaker 2: she's a lawyer. She's intelligent. Yes, I like that about her.
Speaker 2: I would I do not like about her as Shane.
Speaker 2: The worst thing about Emily is Shane Ah talk about
Speaker 2: a ding dong. He's a ding dong.
Speaker 1: He's such a ding dong's.
Speaker 2: He's like a little god. He's like a little bodyless
Speaker 2: face that just like attaches to her waist. That's how
Speaker 2: I see him, and that's how they still together. I
Speaker 2: don't know, because they have all these kids. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: they oh he's so awful. Okay, but speaking of Shane,
Speaker 2: she Emily now wants to take sexy photos for I
Speaker 2: guess their anniversary or some shit you've seen a million
Speaker 2: times where although she does look really hot, I'd like
Speaker 2: to go to that place if they can photoshop, Like.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, the photo they looked she looked great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that doesn't look like the way she looks
Speaker 2: on the show.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I do like her body though, I do. I mean
Speaker 2: she has I like, I like her body stuff. I
Speaker 2: like that she talks about her body issues and I
Speaker 2: think she looks amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I really liked this conversation. I thought it was
Speaker 1: very vulnerable and I thought it was eye opening. You know.
Speaker 1: She's like, I live in Orange County and like, I
Speaker 1: work out every single day and I still don't have
Speaker 1: this perfect body, like I does.
Speaker 2: Not never be an ozempick. That's with ozempic. She talks
Speaker 2: about it openly.
Speaker 1: O yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 2: She's like even with that, I mean, you know, she's
Speaker 2: been very large on the show, and I think good
Speaker 2: for her, but she's yeah, I do like that conversation
Speaker 2: she had later, especially with Shane, about like maybe we both,
Speaker 2: you know, meet in the middle here and be healthier
Speaker 2: for our kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then when we get to that that is
Speaker 1: just so ridiculous. Okay, So yeah, while while they're obsessive,
Speaker 1: and Shannon's like, I understand because like I I mean,
Speaker 1: Shannon's gone up and down on the show too, and
Speaker 1: it's hard. It's hard to deal with your weight in
Speaker 1: the in the public eye.
Speaker 2: And Shannon was one of the first people to take
Speaker 2: off her clothes and get with that trainer, which is
Speaker 2: another reason that that trainer is very important to her,
Speaker 2: that is hers and for her to take off her
Speaker 2: clothes and he's like, oh my god, and she was like,
Speaker 2: you know what, fifty pounds of her weeight? Yeah, maybe terrible.
Speaker 2: And she I assume she went on something too, because
Speaker 2: I think this is all just hormones, right, and maybe drinking.
Speaker 2: I mean, we're all everybody's going to deal with that.
Speaker 2: So I like that. I like that Shannon came with her.
Speaker 2: I kind of liked every now and then Shannon seems
Speaker 2: kind of maternal to me, and I like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I leak it.
Speaker 2: I leak it like Gina would leak it.
Speaker 1: I won't argue. Okay, you have to say that all
Speaker 1: the time, exactly that I won't argue. So Alexis is
Speaker 1: out walking Shannon's dog. I didn't get this.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 2: I'm triggered again, Fuck Alexis. So they have this scene
Speaker 2: where Tamra, Alexis, and Jen are going to do a
Speaker 2: little a little doggie right walk, and they're making fun
Speaker 2: of the fact that Alexis adopted a dog that's very
Speaker 2: similar to Channah. Okay, okay, okay, not Archie. That I
Speaker 2: would I would have. I would lose my mind if
Speaker 2: she had Art, Like that's total fatal attraction. Crazy if
Speaker 2: she had Archie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, I didn't understand. I was just like,
Speaker 1: why is Tamara keep saying that, like, oh, now she's
Speaker 1: taken her dog too. I was like that that, how
Speaker 1: would she have gotten her dog?
Speaker 2: No, it just looked she got like a little golden
Speaker 2: retriever a lad.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, okay, a lot of people have Golden Retrievers.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so mad at Alexis that I want to like,
Speaker 2: I want to instant message Shannon and tell her like
Speaker 2: I'm here for her. Would that be weird?
Speaker 1: If I just said she'd probably like it?
Speaker 2: I think I will. Then, Okay, do it, although you
Speaker 2: won't like this. One time I instant messaged Derinda because
Speaker 2: I really liked her sunglasses. She was wearing these really
Speaker 2: cool square they're probably door sunglasses, huh, And I asked
Speaker 2: where who made them? I didn't know who made them,
Speaker 2: and she did not reply.
Speaker 1: That shocks me.
Speaker 2: You would think she would reply, right, she'd love it.
Speaker 1: No, she thinks she's important, she doesn't check her, she doesn't.
Speaker 1: She doesn't respond to the hoy PALOI well fair enough,
Speaker 1: And meanwhile Jen still doesn't get it. She still doesn't
Speaker 1: understand why Gina is Matt and nobody's standing up to
Speaker 1: her exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: So then we go back to this Channon versus alexis
Speaker 2: gym issue. So Alex her trainer that Alex from before, right,
Speaker 2: this is she brings him up, but this is later
Speaker 2: that something happens, but he doesn't want drama.
Speaker 1: Wait, so I have a thing about Jen telling Alexis
Speaker 1: that Gina annihilated her. So we're skipping that, right because
Speaker 1: that's okay, we're just talking about that. No, it's okay,
Speaker 1: they're just rehashing that. And then I and then I
Speaker 1: put Emily does the whole photo shoot and Shannon complains
Speaker 1: about Okay, is this where you are Shannon complaining about
Speaker 1: Alexis going to her gym?
Speaker 2: Yes, but then it's kind of the thing about housewives,
Speaker 2: which is hard as they do like these one minute,
Speaker 2: thirty second moments, right, and then it's a lot of
Speaker 2: back and forth. So we'll come back to that. So
Speaker 2: put a pin in that. Let's go to the next
Speaker 2: scene where Sutton shows up, because what I need your thoughts,
Speaker 2: immediate thoughts on Sutton showing up for the lives and Katie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but oh so we were putting a pin in
Speaker 1: this because.
Speaker 2: Because it's going to come back, we don't need to
Speaker 2: talk about it every single time she mentions the trainer
Speaker 2: unless there's something you Well, there was.
Speaker 1: The thing about because the apparently the trainer John, Apparently
Speaker 1: John and Alexis got in a fight with that trainer.
Speaker 1: I thought this was really funny, but well that because
Speaker 1: she's like, you're a good Chris, did it come back?
Speaker 1: I thought this was yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is how this is why it's a problem,
Speaker 2: because they had a little moment where they kind of
Speaker 2: introduce it, then they go to Sutton and then it goes.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll come back to it, okay, lunch with Katie,
Speaker 1: Gina and Sutton who brings her bulldog who's not on
Speaker 1: a leash. And I felt a little bit triggered by that.
Speaker 2: I didn't like that either.
Speaker 1: Why are you just bringing your dog to a restaurant
Speaker 1: and then just letting it walk on its own?
Speaker 2: I'm with you.
Speaker 1: What if somebody else has their dog and it's on
Speaker 1: a leash and your dog gets freaked out? I mean,
Speaker 1: I just think it's I just do I like.
Speaker 2: Sudden Sun is not a great person. And by the way,
Speaker 2: I'm may be wrong. Maybe we should tie up the
Speaker 2: Shannon think because maybe I'm wrong that it goes back.
Speaker 2: I swear I thought it did, but I might as
Speaker 2: well tie it up. Sorry about that. So the thing
Speaker 2: with that is that Alex, I guess told John he did.
Speaker 2: That's the thing he told John. He didn't want any drama.
Speaker 2: Is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 1: And what was Alexis.
Speaker 2: You mean no, alex Is. I think the name of
Speaker 2: the trainer.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay. Basically what I understood from this is
Speaker 1: that the trainer said that was like complaining about Alexis saying, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm a really good Christian. I'm a good Christian girl.
Speaker 1: And then he says, oh, really, well talking about your
Speaker 1: sex life at lunch, Oh, it's not like the most
Speaker 1: Christian thing, that's right. And then John John got really
Speaker 1: mad well because basically like, how else would they have
Speaker 1: found out unless it was somebody from lunch? And he
Speaker 1: thought Shannon was behind it, so he was what she
Speaker 1: fung Shannon right.
Speaker 2: Which she is behind it, and she has every right
Speaker 2: to be like he can't put a muzzle on her
Speaker 2: on top of everything else. Right, God, I hate John Jansen.
Speaker 1: So he got really mad at the trainer for basically
Speaker 1: kind of taking shannonside. And then he was like totally
Speaker 1: you know, karened out about it. Male Karen dout and
Speaker 1: was just like, I'm never coming to your stupid Jim again.
Speaker 1: I'm not training with you anymore. Yeah, bye bye, see
Speaker 1: you later. Maybe move to another country, see around. So okay,
Speaker 1: so Son comes with the dog, having lunch with Gina
Speaker 1: and Katie, which feels very random to me. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: could I just be super judgy for a minute, sits
Speaker 1: down and immediately orders kettle one on the rocks.
Speaker 2: I know, and like it seemed like it was like
Speaker 2: ten am.
Speaker 1: But yes, and I'm sorry, but her whole thing on
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills was like, why is everybody saying I'm an alcoholic?
Speaker 2: Oh, I forgot about that. I totally I'm.
Speaker 1: Not an alcoholic. I do not drink very much. Then really, yeah,
Speaker 1: that her whole thing was that she was constantly making
Speaker 1: herself roadies, pouring vodka into water glasses and then taking
Speaker 1: it to parties with her and having on her purse.
Speaker 1: She sits down and orders kettle one on the rocks
Speaker 1: at a lunch, at an early lunch.
Speaker 2: And she's somebody else. It's funny that she'd be sitting
Speaker 2: with Gina because as far as I can remember, setting
Speaker 2: somebody else who's just like and then and then my
Speaker 2: husband just gave me it's so crazy, like two hundred
Speaker 2: billion dollars, I mean, deshas she and then she opened
Speaker 2: up some bullshit stores. She's like, I just finally have
Speaker 2: to do something on my own. No, you don't, you
Speaker 2: actually don't. That store is not going to make any money.
Speaker 2: He paid for everything, he bought all your stuff. You got,
Speaker 2: you you took. I would say she took him and
Speaker 2: she wiped him out, but she didn't because he was
Speaker 2: so rich, right, but like she had to do ship No. God,
Speaker 2: it's hard to watch.
Speaker 1: And she's I just think she's horrible. We find out
Speaker 1: that when she first met Katie, she was like, you're
Speaker 1: kind of dim. And then Katie goes, but I said
Speaker 1: dim and that really got her respect. Yeah, that sounds
Speaker 1: like that's how it went down. Yeah, you're kind of
Speaker 1: dimn Yeah. And then she's like, I don't like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I like you now that he said that back.
Speaker 2: To me, you're a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was such a weird thing. And then also the
Speaker 2: whole how did Sutton and Gina Why are they friends?
Speaker 1: I have no idea, I mean.
Speaker 2: Is it. I didn't get that at all?
Speaker 1: Something about being real about realty, realty, realty is that
Speaker 1: realism realterism.
Speaker 2: Is the word I think. I mean, I'm seriously, first
Speaker 2: of all, I'm trying to read my handwriting, but I
Speaker 2: just oh so then oh, they're talking about Heather. So
Speaker 2: what I believe is happening, and I said this last week,
Speaker 2: is that they're trying to bring Heather. They're trying to
Speaker 2: move her into Real Housewives Beverly Hills, which is obviously
Speaker 2: where she belongs. That's where they live now. They live
Speaker 2: in Beverly Hills. They don't even she has to fucking
Speaker 2: drive an hour for these scenes, right, I mean, this
Speaker 2: just makes no sense at all. And you can tell
Speaker 2: Heather's tired. She was tired when they were doing the
Speaker 2: flag football right, kept looking at her phone. She's got
Speaker 2: shit to do. But all right, so they were talking
Speaker 2: about this, and Katie's mad because Heather was rude to
Speaker 2: her the first couple of times they met. I guess
Speaker 2: so it says Katie, like you said, right, But early earlier.
Speaker 1: In this exact podcast, we were talking about the fact
Speaker 1: that that could have been and we'll find out it
Speaker 1: could have been in Katie's mind totally because kids, well,
Speaker 1: she didn't she didn't pay attention to me the first
Speaker 1: time she met me, and then when I met her later,
Speaker 1: she acted like she was just meeting me.
Speaker 2: Right, And and the other thing that was so weird
Speaker 2: was like okay. So finally she kind of she tries
Speaker 2: real hard. She follows Heather, she likes one of her posts,
Speaker 2: and then Heather tagged her in a photo and she's
Speaker 2: mad about the tag, which I that is no understanding
Speaker 2: of that. Why Heather trying to help you? She's tigging
Speaker 2: in the photo to give you a leg up.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, she was like, I mean I was at
Speaker 1: the party, but guess what. I wasn't even in that picture.
Speaker 1: Why would you say that you're tagged in somebody's fucking picture?
Speaker 2: You know that makes no sense. Then Sun starts talking
Speaker 2: southern nonsense. I just wrote.
Speaker 1: She's like, if you.
Speaker 2: Put a pig in a bucket, if the bucket doesn't explode,
Speaker 2: you gotta eat the pig. And they're all like, yes.
Speaker 1: What she says is even weirder. She's she's like, if
Speaker 1: a pig walked into my kitchen not serving bacon, what
Speaker 1: what does that mean? She's like, don't be the pig?
Speaker 2: Like right, yes, yes, sudden, exactly.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now for the scene that made me so mad
Speaker 1: because they tricked you. Yes, okay, so Shane, apparently so
Speaker 1: the kids, she's come home, She's she's gotten everybody Chick
Speaker 1: fil A. But I don't know if she's eating it
Speaker 1: her kids. She has two kids, right, or there's two
Speaker 1: in this scene. I don't know how many she has.
Speaker 2: There's more than two.
Speaker 1: I think, okay, well two kids are in this scene.
Speaker 1: And she's saying like, oh, you know, I'm trying. The
Speaker 1: kids see me going to the gym every day, and
Speaker 1: you know, the daughter ates some hard boiled eggs. She's like,
Speaker 1: I hope I'm emulating. You know, they can whatever I'm
Speaker 1: showing by example, like healthy habits. She's like, but meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Shane just like drinks big gulps all day every day
Speaker 1: and like eats horrible. But apparently Shane had told his
Speaker 1: daughter or yeah, like we should just be healthy and
Speaker 1: like eat it home more.
Speaker 2: Now that made you out of Shaine, because I don't
Speaker 2: like Shane, but I didn't see a problem with that.
Speaker 1: She was saying, Oh, that was fine at that moment.
Speaker 1: But then she's like, hey, so she goes to talk
Speaker 1: to him, and I thought she was being so nice
Speaker 1: about it. She's just like, hey, so, look like I
Speaker 1: know that I've gotten real obsessive about the gym and
Speaker 1: I need to like try to, you know, find some balance,
Speaker 1: but you're also like, you know, you drink, like just
Speaker 1: your diet's not really great, and like, but then you're
Speaker 1: telling our daughter like you should eat at home to
Speaker 1: be healthier. Don't you feel like that's like a little
Speaker 1: hypocritical considering the fact that your lifestyle is hella unhealthy.
Speaker 1: So I was thinking, maybe we meet in the middle
Speaker 1: and just try to get some balance, so he says,
Speaker 1: which is very tricky because he starts out to the camera.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I mean, she's really just too hard
Speaker 1: on herself. You know, it just makes me feel bad,
Speaker 1: Like if she takes one day off from the gym,
Speaker 1: she's like disappointed in herself. But like, I don't even
Speaker 1: have time for health to be healthy because I'm too
Speaker 1: busy handling all the kids doing everything while she's at
Speaker 1: the gym all day.
Speaker 2: Oh, at the gym all day and also with a
Speaker 2: really very successful law practice, right, and I don't even
Speaker 2: think that. Remember the season when Travis was going to
Speaker 2: law school or trying to pass the bar. Yes, he
Speaker 2: felt left out. I'm not sure you did. He No,
Speaker 2: he has it now because he's a squirt. He's a
Speaker 2: little squirt.
Speaker 1: No, he's terrible but that was ridiculous that he would
Speaker 1: say that, Oh, I'm doing so much with the kids.
Speaker 1: How am I supposed to be healthy?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: You could still buy healthy food if you wanted to.
Speaker 2: I didn't do anything. I can't stand him. He's my
Speaker 2: least favorite house husband, and other than that guy that
Speaker 2: was with what's her name on Jersey? Did you you
Speaker 2: never really watched Jersey though?
Speaker 1: But she says to him like, Okay, but you know
Speaker 1: you who seem like you might have been having a
Speaker 1: heart attack the other day and it really scared me.
Speaker 1: And he's just like yeah, whatever.
Speaker 2: She goes.
Speaker 1: And then you said you were going to go to
Speaker 1: the doctor and like get yourself checked out, and you
Speaker 1: never did. I was like, this guy's a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 2: He has always been a nightmare. Always like the better
Speaker 2: version of him, this is, this is Shane better. But
Speaker 2: oh god, just looking at his face, like, how did
Speaker 2: that happen?
Speaker 1: How did those two?
Speaker 2: How did they meet and fall in love? How would
Speaker 2: you be at a party? How did that? I just
Speaker 2: need to know, like how that went down? How did
Speaker 2: they have sex the first time?
Speaker 1: Ooh, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Oh god, all right, own it, baby, Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: So Travis. Now we get to the final Travis Gina
Speaker 2: are actually splitting. It does feel sad. He did seem mad.
Speaker 1: You're right, yeah, and she and I would have been,
Speaker 1: so I related to her. She was being such a
Speaker 1: people pleaser. She's like, I know, I basically kicking you
Speaker 1: out of your house, but like, oh, I hope you're
Speaker 1: not mad? Are you mad? It feels like you're kind
Speaker 1: of mad. I would have been totally the same way.
Speaker 2: I get I would too, but I feel like he
Speaker 2: was kind of trying to say, you're kind of doing
Speaker 2: this for cameras. Just you know, he's a nice guy.
Speaker 2: He wasn't a dick about it, but he was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, you know you made this decision. Please don't
Speaker 2: act like you don't need to overexplain leaving breaking them out.
Speaker 2: So I don't know, I felt She's like, yeah, but
Speaker 2: what if we're making a mistake, what if we're doing
Speaker 2: the wrong thing?
Speaker 1: And he's like, it was your idea, right, So you're
Speaker 1: confusing me now, and she's like, oh yeah, Like don't
Speaker 1: be confused. I really want you out of here. Treevis.
Speaker 2: You got to go because my kids are more important
Speaker 2: to your kids, by which I mean to her.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're going to be fine, as we know.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: By the way, Josh Flag, if you do follow a
Speaker 2: millionaire listening, which I do Los Angeles, I love those
Speaker 2: shows for some reason. He it looks like is had
Speaker 2: a full facelift. Oh, he did not say that. He
Speaker 2: did not say that on the show.
Speaker 1: But I thank my god.
Speaker 2: Why would you do that if you're like thirty nine?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, that's a different show. That's a you know what.
Speaker 2: Tune in tomorrow where I just me. Stephanie will not
Speaker 2: be on this one, but I'm just going to be
Speaker 2: talking about the work done of all the realtors.
Speaker 1: Oh, realtor work.
Speaker 2: And by the way, if you're not watching Owning Manhattan,
Speaker 2: are you watching that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I love it. I have a major crush on Ryan
Speaker 2: sir Han, which nobody will sir Hand or whatever his
Speaker 2: name is. Yeah, what else I have? He's he's now
Speaker 2: in my he's now in my top three. Martin Freeman
Speaker 2: still Martin Freeman who played the Hobbit, if you'll remember that,
Speaker 2: you and McGregor. I'm still gonna put him up. And
Speaker 2: I think Ryan sir Hand, which I should learn how
Speaker 2: to say Okay, there's a tea on it, all right,
Speaker 2: you guys, thank you for being here next week for
Speaker 2: the Bachelorette. Of course, that is our like show show
Speaker 2: and we're loving it. And obviously ninety Day Fiance next
Speaker 2: week as well, and uh that's that's all I got.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, bye bye