WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:06.919 From Workhouse Connect and aj Benze fame. He'd liked to 2 00:00:06.960 --> 00:00:09.640 be walked on a leash and play really dirty, kinky 3 00:00:09.759 --> 00:00:12.880 sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock in 4 00:00:12.919 --> 00:00:19.359 the peacock network. Okay, bitch, hey, everybody. Aj Benzi here 5 00:00:19.399 --> 00:00:22.039 with fame as a bitch. This is your daily Unfiltered 6 00:00:22.079 --> 00:00:28.000 podcast from May twentieth, twenty twenty five, All five, twenty 7 00:00:28.120 --> 00:00:34.399 twenty twenty five with Love to Barbara Walters twenty twenty 8 00:00:34.679 --> 00:00:39.000 twenty five. She said that the best well Barbara Walters 9 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:42.479 had a ball, and Barbara Walters was running around and 10 00:00:43.240 --> 00:00:46.679 interviewing big shots. Board did she have a ball? A 11 00:00:46.759 --> 00:00:49.399 lot of men had their way with Barbara Walters. She 12 00:00:49.520 --> 00:00:53.039 made no bones battle in her book having an affair 13 00:00:53.079 --> 00:00:57.759 with a married man, a black man, no less. But 14 00:00:57.960 --> 00:01:00.759 even more than that, she didn't tell all the stories. 15 00:01:01.119 --> 00:01:05.760 Oh yeah, there's a lot of things Barbara Walters left out. 16 00:01:05.920 --> 00:01:11.120 But she was a hot one, just like Diane Sawyer. 17 00:01:11.920 --> 00:01:14.519 I told you I met Diane Sawyer walking down the 18 00:01:14.560 --> 00:01:17.079 hallways of the CBS building when I was gonna go 19 00:01:17.159 --> 00:01:20.599 meet Dan Rather and man, she gave me a wink 20 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:25.599 and I was like, oh my god. Diane Sawyer just 21 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:30.680 winking me. But she looked good. She looked beautiful. Barbara 22 00:01:30.719 --> 00:01:35.560 Walter is never really my type, but believe me, she 23 00:01:36.040 --> 00:01:38.120 had a ball. And let me tell you something, that's 24 00:01:38.239 --> 00:01:42.680 the kind of thing that journalists at that level sometimes do. 25 00:01:43.840 --> 00:01:46.799 I'm not gonna call the women who do it whoors 26 00:01:47.120 --> 00:01:50.439 or the men who do the same thing scally wags. 27 00:01:50.879 --> 00:01:56.480 I'm saying, you know, it just begins to happen, like 28 00:01:56.519 --> 00:01:59.239 when you get close to a subject and you're interviewing 29 00:01:59.359 --> 00:02:03.040 somebody that's got a lot of heft to this story 30 00:02:03.959 --> 00:02:06.200 and it's a big interview or a big story, what 31 00:02:06.359 --> 00:02:10.319 have you. You know, there's something that happens between two 32 00:02:10.520 --> 00:02:14.080 human beings. It's like what happened with me and Patty Davis. 33 00:02:15.039 --> 00:02:18.759 You know, Like she came to La to pose for Playboy. 34 00:02:18.879 --> 00:02:20.759 She knew who I was, She knew that I was 35 00:02:20.800 --> 00:02:24.599 a right winger, she wasn't. She knew what kind of 36 00:02:24.639 --> 00:02:30.000 call my wrote, and yet she's like, let's go to dinner, 37 00:02:30.039 --> 00:02:34.879 Let's go to orso, And I just knew. And my editor, 38 00:02:34.960 --> 00:02:39.479 Lynda Stacey, told me she wants to fuck you. I'm like, no, 39 00:02:39.759 --> 00:02:42.840 come on, because she does, and you've got to do it. 40 00:02:42.879 --> 00:02:46.400 For the good of the column, and of course I did, 41 00:02:47.039 --> 00:02:50.879 and it became crazy. Patty was crazy. Patty was crazy 42 00:02:50.879 --> 00:02:55.120 in a good way. Crazy. She would want me to 43 00:02:55.120 --> 00:02:59.439 pick up girls at restaurants, pick up that hostess. I 44 00:02:59.560 --> 00:03:01.759 want to watch you pick her up. It's gonna turn 45 00:03:01.840 --> 00:03:04.360 me on. And then you can come see me after 46 00:03:04.400 --> 00:03:08.120 you're with her. Like crazy shit like that, And I'm like, 47 00:03:08.479 --> 00:03:11.680 are you sure you want to do this? Yes, all right, Patty, 48 00:03:12.520 --> 00:03:15.319 I'll see it like one o'clock in the morning at 49 00:03:15.360 --> 00:03:18.240 the Essex House. Oh, I love it. And she'd want 50 00:03:18.280 --> 00:03:21.240 to hear what we did, what it was like. People 51 00:03:21.319 --> 00:03:24.520 are fucking crazy. And by crazy, I don't mean bad. 52 00:03:25.439 --> 00:03:28.879 I don't mean that human beings a human being. Sex 53 00:03:28.960 --> 00:03:33.520 is sex is something that makes us do the things 54 00:03:33.599 --> 00:03:38.400 we do. You may not always think the woman you want, 55 00:03:38.639 --> 00:03:43.520 or sexually want or sexually need is a ten in 56 00:03:43.599 --> 00:03:47.719 your book. That's not always the case. You think Bill 57 00:03:47.759 --> 00:03:52.000 Clinton thought Monica Lewinsky was a ten. No, she was 58 00:03:52.039 --> 00:03:57.039 the closest thing to him and you know, young big 59 00:03:57.199 --> 00:04:00.719 chest looking up to him. I know people are gonna 60 00:04:00.919 --> 00:04:05.599 have always painted him as some you know, disgusting man. 61 00:04:05.719 --> 00:04:08.680 That girl was. She was a young girl, and he 62 00:04:08.719 --> 00:04:11.759 was in a position of power. None of that shit, 63 00:04:11.919 --> 00:04:15.120 man is when it comes to passion or sex. Anybody 64 00:04:15.159 --> 00:04:18.160 who talks that way has never understood what it means 65 00:04:18.240 --> 00:04:21.439 to be passionate and want something when you want it. 66 00:04:22.319 --> 00:04:25.560 Just as Bill wanted to feel young to be with her, 67 00:04:26.199 --> 00:04:33.600 Monica wanted to feel older and more loved and and 68 00:04:33.639 --> 00:04:37.879 she just wanted to feel that a powerful man wanted her. 69 00:04:38.600 --> 00:04:40.959 There's no harm in that. It's not against the law. 70 00:04:41.720 --> 00:04:46.759 We're animals. As I've said, if we walked around on 71 00:04:46.879 --> 00:04:49.959 all fours, you know how much more fucking it'd be. 72 00:04:50.439 --> 00:04:54.040 Oh my god, we'd be stiffing each other's assholes every day, 73 00:04:54.120 --> 00:04:58.120 every second. We're animals. Just because he's standing them straight 74 00:04:58.160 --> 00:05:02.720 don't mean shit. It may make you think that we're refined. 75 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:05.800 A lot of people, No, we're not. Get on your 76 00:05:05.879 --> 00:05:10.360 knees walk around. If this hotel right now had people 77 00:05:10.439 --> 00:05:14.839 walk around on their knees dead be sex everywhere all day, 78 00:05:15.079 --> 00:05:20.160 they just would be call me crazy. I don't care. Listen. 79 00:05:20.199 --> 00:05:23.279 I did a politics as a bitch yesterday before there 80 00:05:23.360 --> 00:05:27.600 was any news about Joe Biden having prostate cancer that 81 00:05:27.720 --> 00:05:32.360 spread to his bones, and I did a lot of 82 00:05:32.439 --> 00:05:36.920 punching up to him while I did that show because 83 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:42.279 of his ridiculous interview, that Axios finally came out and 84 00:05:42.800 --> 00:05:46.759 aired so we could hear how much he mumbled and 85 00:05:46.879 --> 00:05:49.839 fumbled and stumbled and didn't know what he was talking about, 86 00:05:49.879 --> 00:05:52.800 when his son died, what year it was, when did 87 00:05:52.879 --> 00:05:55.639 Trump win? I mean, there was so many things about 88 00:05:56.040 --> 00:06:00.959 his interview that was just so embarrassing. And you wake 89 00:06:01.079 --> 00:06:03.199 up the next day or late last night you find 90 00:06:03.199 --> 00:06:08.439 out the guy has prostate cancer that has advanced into 91 00:06:08.480 --> 00:06:13.560 his bones. That horrible word metastasized. I've heard that word 92 00:06:13.680 --> 00:06:16.920 so many times in my life with my family that 93 00:06:17.000 --> 00:06:21.000 it's that word is worse than cunt, and I hate 94 00:06:21.040 --> 00:06:25.439 that word. But metastasize is a brutal word. It normally 95 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:28.360 means death. And I don't like the fact that Joe 96 00:06:28.360 --> 00:06:31.399 Biden is dying. I don't like the fact that he's 97 00:06:31.399 --> 00:06:35.360 gonna go through an awful time. But I got to 98 00:06:35.399 --> 00:06:40.439 ask the question, should the American public automatically believe that 99 00:06:40.879 --> 00:06:44.160 Biden didn't know until just now that he had a 100 00:06:44.199 --> 00:06:53.439 life threatening aggressive metastic bone cancer from prostate to bone 101 00:06:53.759 --> 00:06:58.680 metatastic I mean, come on, doctors came in and out 102 00:06:58.720 --> 00:07:01.000 of the White House. They gave me all thumbs up. 103 00:07:01.279 --> 00:07:04.040 What kind of tests were they giving him? Were they 104 00:07:04.120 --> 00:07:07.079 knocking his knee with that little stupid rubber hammer? Oop, 105 00:07:07.360 --> 00:07:10.879 you're fined the president's fine. I mean, when you give 106 00:07:10.920 --> 00:07:15.800 a test to a president, I mean, for Fox's sake, 107 00:07:15.879 --> 00:07:21.160 you take blood panels. You know the PSA's which your 108 00:07:21.240 --> 00:07:25.360 three terrible letters that have everything to do with chancer 109 00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:30.399 in someone's body. How do you not know? This? Come on? 110 00:07:31.759 --> 00:07:35.240 Especially since Biden's the White House and the medical team 111 00:07:36.040 --> 00:07:40.720 were hiding his cognitive decline as we know and obscuring 112 00:07:40.759 --> 00:07:49.000 it in fantastic fashion. And now it's become painfully apparent 113 00:07:49.160 --> 00:07:54.800 that during his debate against Trump, well we knew he 114 00:07:54.920 --> 00:07:58.480 was off his rocker. We could tell the way he spoke. 115 00:07:59.240 --> 00:08:01.600 I'm not sure. I'm not a medical doctor. I'm not 116 00:08:01.639 --> 00:08:03.600 even a doctor. I don't I'm not on them. Know, 117 00:08:03.800 --> 00:08:07.360 Jill Biden, I mean Joe Biden, doctor Jill? You think 118 00:08:07.480 --> 00:08:10.279 she would know? I know she's not a medical doctor, 119 00:08:10.319 --> 00:08:12.759 but she does have the dr in front of her name. 120 00:08:13.560 --> 00:08:15.480 What the fuck good is it if you don't know 121 00:08:15.519 --> 00:08:21.160 your husband has prostate cancer that's advanced into his bones 122 00:08:24.240 --> 00:08:27.600 this really means that Joe Biden can die this summer 123 00:08:28.279 --> 00:08:32.279 as quickly as this summer, and I feel awful, I 124 00:08:32.360 --> 00:08:34.519 really do. I don't want a guy like him. I 125 00:08:34.559 --> 00:08:38.519 don't want I don't want anybody to die. As I'm saying, 126 00:08:38.559 --> 00:08:48.279 I'm getting choked up. He was a formidable foe. I 127 00:08:48.399 --> 00:08:51.600 understand what he did and what he tried to do 128 00:08:51.679 --> 00:08:55.480 against Trump and all the dirty dealings with his son 129 00:08:55.679 --> 00:08:59.399 and Russia and all that nonsense. I get it. Maybe 130 00:08:59.440 --> 00:09:02.480 he was doing all these things trying to acquire a 131 00:09:02.519 --> 00:09:05.559 lot of wealth because he knew that he was going 132 00:09:05.639 --> 00:09:08.120 to be on the way out soon. But that doesn't 133 00:09:08.159 --> 00:09:10.639 explain why he says I should have ran and I 134 00:09:10.679 --> 00:09:14.600 could have beat Trump. Did he acquiesce to Kamala because 135 00:09:14.639 --> 00:09:19.320 he knew his diagnosis? Why didn't the American public know this? 136 00:09:21.320 --> 00:09:25.440 It's another example of the Democrat just the Democrat Party 137 00:09:25.679 --> 00:09:31.159 just absolutely hiding every truth to us, even the most 138 00:09:31.240 --> 00:09:37.960 that mean everything, I mean the things they kept from us. 139 00:09:40.000 --> 00:09:42.200 If this is something else they kept from us, I 140 00:09:42.200 --> 00:09:44.639 don't mean the media, I mean the White House. I 141 00:09:44.639 --> 00:09:47.519 don't think Jake Tapper and Wolf Blitzer and Rachel Maddow 142 00:09:47.559 --> 00:09:52.279 and all those assholes knew this. But surely if you're 143 00:09:52.320 --> 00:09:56.480 a good reporter and not some lawyer who gets a 144 00:09:56.559 --> 00:10:02.039 TV job, you have sources. And just like I had 145 00:10:02.120 --> 00:10:05.679 sources with Jamie Fox at the hospital, knowing exactly what 146 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:09.320 happened to him, you develop sources over the years, and 147 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:14.039 those sources will tell you the President's got cancer. No, 148 00:10:14.159 --> 00:10:18.200 you're kidding me. Where prostate. But it's advanced, it's metastasized. 149 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:21.960 It's in his bones. Holy shit, in his bones. We're 150 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:25.879 talking he could die in August, September kind of stuff. 151 00:10:27.240 --> 00:10:30.840 And now that the whole world knows, I think that's 152 00:10:30.879 --> 00:10:34.440 when a guy like Joe Biden, who as much as 153 00:10:34.480 --> 00:10:37.240 I don't like the guy, he's a fucking irishman, he's 154 00:10:37.279 --> 00:10:41.240 a fighter, that's when you begin to let go. But 155 00:10:41.320 --> 00:10:45.480 he did all he could to acquire wealth, including his 156 00:10:45.639 --> 00:10:51.240 son's stupid fucking money laundering paintings that I actually paint 157 00:10:51.320 --> 00:10:54.799 better than him. I've messed around with oils and acrylics. 158 00:10:55.720 --> 00:10:58.360 One day I'll do it. I can't do it now 159 00:10:58.399 --> 00:11:00.919 because I have to earn money, but one you'll see 160 00:11:00.960 --> 00:11:05.840 my stuff. It's pretty cool. I'm particularly happy about one 161 00:11:05.960 --> 00:11:09.720 painting I call butterfly stampede, which is a bunch of 162 00:11:09.759 --> 00:11:14.000 butterflies coming at you. I just like that phrase, butterfly stampede. 163 00:11:14.080 --> 00:11:18.120 You've never heard that before. Now someone's gonna take it 164 00:11:18.159 --> 00:11:20.960 and probably do better than I did. But the point 165 00:11:21.080 --> 00:11:26.559 is what else? What else was being hidden from us? 166 00:11:26.840 --> 00:11:29.200 By the way, you know what I've been doing all week, 167 00:11:29.600 --> 00:11:36.639 I've been drinking broth. What'sn't this? Oh my god, Suddenly 168 00:11:36.679 --> 00:11:43.399 I'm a fan of broth. Faux spicy tortilla, lemonngrass. I 169 00:11:43.519 --> 00:11:46.320 love this. When I go into Tate Poker in a 170 00:11:46.320 --> 00:11:49.320 couple hours, I love doing the bone bro not bone broth, 171 00:11:49.519 --> 00:11:53.879 but I love the broth. Sign me up, Gwyneth Palchow. 172 00:11:53.919 --> 00:11:58.639 I understand the broth thing, I really do. I love it. It's tasty, 173 00:11:58.759 --> 00:12:04.200 you feel healthy. I've never felt better. But it look 174 00:12:04.320 --> 00:12:08.039 it's because it was painfully clear during his debate with 175 00:12:08.120 --> 00:12:13.120 Trump that something was wrong with Joe Biden. And you know, 176 00:12:13.200 --> 00:12:16.120 we were giving nothing, We were giving no reason to 177 00:12:16.159 --> 00:12:21.080 believe anything was wrong with his health. Every doctor gave 178 00:12:21.159 --> 00:12:25.279 the old big thumbs up. But listen to me. I 179 00:12:25.320 --> 00:12:28.399 got my prostate check in Chicago because I was nerormorous 180 00:12:28.440 --> 00:12:32.320 about something that happened to me. Well, I'll just go 181 00:12:32.320 --> 00:12:34.600 ahead and say it, because I'm the most honest motherfucker 182 00:12:34.639 --> 00:12:38.399 in the world. I was masturbating one night, which I 183 00:12:38.440 --> 00:12:42.759 am apt to do, and blood was in my seemen. 184 00:12:43.720 --> 00:12:47.000 I was shocked. I'm like, oh, what the fuck is this? 185 00:12:47.720 --> 00:12:52.519 It's so alarming. First you go what is this? What 186 00:12:52.559 --> 00:12:56.519 does this mean? You know? And you collect yourself. I 187 00:12:56.519 --> 00:12:58.919 told Rosalie, I'm like, well, I gotta go see somebody. 188 00:12:58.919 --> 00:13:01.320 I don't know what the hell is meaning. I looked 189 00:13:01.320 --> 00:13:06.399 it up. It could be a broken blood vessel, different things. 190 00:13:07.919 --> 00:13:10.320 It's cleared up now, so I guess it was a 191 00:13:10.320 --> 00:13:14.039 broken blood vessel or uti. They really don't know. And 192 00:13:14.120 --> 00:13:16.840 I talked to the female urologist and she felt by 193 00:13:16.919 --> 00:13:22.360 balls like she was juggling friggin tennis balls. That sirked 194 00:13:22.360 --> 00:13:26.000 the solet, but she said, look, this happens, don't worry 195 00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:28.000 about it. Give it a week or two. It'll go away. 196 00:13:29.639 --> 00:13:31.279 Then you just start thinking, well, what if I'm with 197 00:13:31.360 --> 00:13:34.320 a girl, I'm gonna get down to the diddy gritty 198 00:13:34.440 --> 00:13:36.840 and I'm gonna I'm gonna finish, and I'm gonna why 199 00:13:37.039 --> 00:13:40.639 spray blood on her? No? No girl wants to see that, 200 00:13:40.759 --> 00:13:44.039 let alone me. So I was petrified. I didn't tell 201 00:13:44.080 --> 00:13:46.320 you guys. That's why I went to see the eurologist. 202 00:13:46.600 --> 00:13:49.519 But it's all cleared up now, it's over. The point 203 00:13:49.639 --> 00:13:51.960 is you get your prostate checked when you're a man. 204 00:13:53.679 --> 00:13:56.759 Do you believe I just told you that No body 205 00:13:57.120 --> 00:14:01.960 is as honest as me that has a podcast. Nobody 206 00:14:03.559 --> 00:14:09.000 spread the fucking word for God's sake. Anyhow, Prostate cancer 207 00:14:09.080 --> 00:14:15.879 doesn't occur overnight. You get screenings, yearly screenings, You get tests, 208 00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:20.919 especially if you're a president. You get a digital rectal exam, 209 00:14:21.240 --> 00:14:24.639 which you know I'm not happy about, but that picks 210 00:14:24.720 --> 00:14:28.799 up a lot of things. Even though my doctor told me, 211 00:14:29.120 --> 00:14:30.879 you know, the thing in the ass is not what 212 00:14:30.919 --> 00:14:33.159 it used to be. We got better ways to find 213 00:14:33.159 --> 00:14:35.519 out what's going on. So I could do it or 214 00:14:35.559 --> 00:14:37.559 I could not do it. I said, well, I'd rather 215 00:14:37.600 --> 00:14:43.559 you not do it. That's okay. But a medical team 216 00:14:43.759 --> 00:14:47.080 as advanced as the one you would think that goes 217 00:14:47.120 --> 00:14:49.360 to the White House to check on the man with 218 00:14:49.440 --> 00:14:54.200 the most powerful position in the world. Come on, there's 219 00:14:54.279 --> 00:15:01.720 advanced MRI imaging, there's biopsies. Come on, man, there's all 220 00:15:01.759 --> 00:15:05.720 sorts of new things, new screenings, new approaches that are emerging. 221 00:15:05.759 --> 00:15:11.159 That there's genetic testing, there's liquid biopsies, there's urine based 222 00:15:11.600 --> 00:15:18.039 biomarker tests. This this is just another lie. And I 223 00:15:18.039 --> 00:15:20.320 don't mind. I'm not trying to speak ill of what's 224 00:15:20.360 --> 00:15:24.000 going on. It's really sad and I'm sorry, I don't 225 00:15:24.080 --> 00:15:27.600 you know, Like I said, Biden was a foe. And 226 00:15:27.639 --> 00:15:31.519 when you fight someone, the reason why guys in the 227 00:15:31.600 --> 00:15:35.759 jiu jitsu and the BJJ ring, you know, bow to 228 00:15:35.840 --> 00:15:38.759 each other and hug each other because they know that 229 00:15:38.840 --> 00:15:42.000 without a referee in the middle, they would fight to 230 00:15:42.120 --> 00:15:48.360 the death. So Biden was a foe, and it was 231 00:15:48.360 --> 00:15:51.440 a good foe. I don't want to see a faux 232 00:15:51.519 --> 00:15:55.759 die like that. It makes me sad. But keep in 233 00:15:55.799 --> 00:15:59.000 mind that eighty percent of men over eighty years old 234 00:15:59.519 --> 00:16:02.799 have amount of prostate cancerselves. That's just the way things 235 00:16:02.840 --> 00:16:09.559 shake out in this world. But uh, you know, I mean, 236 00:16:10.480 --> 00:16:13.240 could it be that the president didn't even have a 237 00:16:13.279 --> 00:16:18.320 fucking PSA testing during his yearly physical Are you kidding me? 238 00:16:19.240 --> 00:16:22.840 That would be impossible to understand. That would be very disturbing, 239 00:16:25.080 --> 00:16:29.080 and that test is not pointless. You need to have that. 240 00:16:29.960 --> 00:16:33.120 There's a reason why you test an eighty two year 241 00:16:33.120 --> 00:16:35.759 old president to see if he has any kind of 242 00:16:35.799 --> 00:16:40.279 prostate trouble. Because if you catch prostate cancer early, you're okay. 243 00:16:42.000 --> 00:16:44.399 But if it spreads to the lymph nodes and then 244 00:16:44.440 --> 00:16:50.679 to the bone, you know, it's curtains. Man, it's curtains. 245 00:16:52.279 --> 00:16:54.679 And then when when when When cancer like this is 246 00:16:54.720 --> 00:16:57.639 as aggressive as it is as it is with Biden, 247 00:16:58.840 --> 00:17:02.480 the chance of living is like the chance of living 248 00:17:02.559 --> 00:17:05.160 five years is less than forty percent. Listen to me 249 00:17:05.240 --> 00:17:07.839 right now. I don't think this guy makes it the Halloween. 250 00:17:08.839 --> 00:17:10.799 And I'm not saying that to be funny at all. 251 00:17:11.200 --> 00:17:15.920 It's just it sucks. You know, where men aren't superman. 252 00:17:17.119 --> 00:17:19.279 We think we are, but we're not. And the older 253 00:17:19.319 --> 00:17:20.960 we get, we got to come to grips with that. 254 00:17:21.079 --> 00:17:24.200 We gotta take those tests, see those doctors, get the 255 00:17:24.279 --> 00:17:26.720 finger in the ass, get the scrope down your throat, 256 00:17:26.759 --> 00:17:29.200 whatever it is. We gotta do it. Because you want 257 00:17:29.200 --> 00:17:31.960 to live eighty ninety years old. Maybe we want to 258 00:17:32.000 --> 00:17:34.920 live longer to see our grandkids. You know, I don't 259 00:17:34.960 --> 00:17:37.119 want to split. I want to live twenty more years. 260 00:17:37.640 --> 00:17:40.960 I don't think I will but I want to when 261 00:17:41.000 --> 00:17:44.160 you got something to live for, whether it's your kids 262 00:17:45.039 --> 00:17:48.640 or a girl. Well, fuck, I don't want to die, 263 00:17:50.920 --> 00:17:54.400 and a president surely doesn't want to die. And yet 264 00:17:54.480 --> 00:18:00.640 here we are, and I'm sad for him. Speaking Superman, 265 00:18:00.720 --> 00:18:05.759 have you seen the commercials for the Superman movie? Let 266 00:18:05.759 --> 00:18:08.160 me tell you something right now. I wasn't in the 267 00:18:08.240 --> 00:18:11.440 room when they picked this guy to play Superman, David 268 00:18:11.640 --> 00:18:16.759 korn Sweat. First of all, Superman should not be played 269 00:18:17.039 --> 00:18:20.400 by a guy whose name is David korn Sweat. That 270 00:18:20.839 --> 00:18:24.200 right away. His name disqualifies him. He should have picked 271 00:18:24.200 --> 00:18:27.039 a different name when he came into the business. It 272 00:18:27.039 --> 00:18:31.920 should have been David korn Sweat. Maybe David Korn, I 273 00:18:31.920 --> 00:18:36.559 don't know, David Sweat, eh, but not Chord Sweat. It's stupid. 274 00:18:36.599 --> 00:18:39.160 But more than that, did you look at his face. 275 00:18:41.079 --> 00:18:44.799 I'm not saying the old block and white Superman was 276 00:18:44.839 --> 00:18:46.519 the kind of man or woman would want to have 277 00:18:46.599 --> 00:18:48.359 sex with. But I bet a lot of women master 278 00:18:48.440 --> 00:18:51.240 better to him in the fifties. I guarantee you they 279 00:18:51.240 --> 00:18:55.119 did up, up and away fast under this beating bullet, 280 00:18:55.160 --> 00:19:00.440 more powerful little locomotive. Look up in this it's a 281 00:19:00.480 --> 00:19:03.160 bird as it play. No, it's David Koran Sweat, who 282 00:19:03.160 --> 00:19:06.559 looks like my ass in two parts. He's not handsome. 283 00:19:07.000 --> 00:19:11.240 He's not handsome enough to play Superman. It's not gonna work. 284 00:19:11.400 --> 00:19:14.680 I know there's all sorts of freaks out there who 285 00:19:14.720 --> 00:19:19.480 love Superman movies, and they'll see it because whoever plays listen, 286 00:19:19.920 --> 00:19:25.559 he doesn't look good. Henry Cavill was the guy. David 287 00:19:25.680 --> 00:19:30.240 korn Sweat is not handsome enough to be Clark kent 288 00:19:30.920 --> 00:19:35.240 Let alone Superman. So I predict this movie will bomb. 289 00:19:37.839 --> 00:19:40.440 I feel the same way about Oh well, I'm just 290 00:19:40.440 --> 00:19:43.359 as worried about the new James Bond. Just talk about 291 00:19:43.519 --> 00:19:46.319 who's the new James Bond. I threw Tom Hardy in 292 00:19:46.359 --> 00:19:49.160 the ring, but maybe he's too tough, not quite as 293 00:19:49.319 --> 00:19:52.079 tender as he should be during certain times when you're 294 00:19:52.160 --> 00:19:55.400 James Bond. But hey, man, we grew up with the guy. 295 00:19:55.799 --> 00:19:59.200 James Bond was a guy that kicked ass, took names 296 00:19:59.200 --> 00:20:04.960 and got laid and solved impossible things before the world collapsed. 297 00:20:05.440 --> 00:20:11.359 That was James Bond. And I loved Roger Moore, I 298 00:20:11.640 --> 00:20:15.279 like Pierce Brosden, but to me, Sean Connery was the man. 299 00:20:17.079 --> 00:20:20.680 And now you got these rumors that the new James 300 00:20:20.680 --> 00:20:25.400 Bond might be this twenty eight year old kid who 301 00:20:26.480 --> 00:20:32.920 you know played opposite Nicole Kidman and Baby Girl. So, 302 00:20:32.960 --> 00:20:37.920 what's his name? Dickison? Was Harrison Dickinson something Dickinson, good 303 00:20:38.000 --> 00:20:43.599 looking kid, I get it. He had that suavely attitude 304 00:20:44.440 --> 00:20:47.960 telling the cold kidman drink the milk, you know, making 305 00:20:47.960 --> 00:20:50.839 her do things she necessarily didn't want to do. I 306 00:20:51.000 --> 00:20:54.160 like that quality in him. I could maybe see him 307 00:20:54.160 --> 00:20:57.440 as James Bond. But halle Berry is still talking about 308 00:20:57.559 --> 00:21:00.000 maybe a woman who could be James Bond. Halle Barry, 309 00:21:00.400 --> 00:21:04.200 you're going through menopause. You're talking stupid shit. You're in 310 00:21:04.240 --> 00:21:06.680 bed with your man, who, by the way, looks like 311 00:21:06.880 --> 00:21:10.680 somebody you would you would walk right by in a bar, 312 00:21:10.839 --> 00:21:13.920 and yet he's sharing a bed with you. Halle Berry's 313 00:21:13.960 --> 00:21:16.680 picker is so bad. She had a couple of good 314 00:21:16.720 --> 00:21:20.839 looking dudes, you know, Gabriel Aubrey, She had some guys 315 00:21:20.839 --> 00:21:25.160 that were hot. This guy looks like her uncle. And 316 00:21:25.200 --> 00:21:28.440 she's in bed and they're talking about lube and she's 317 00:21:28.480 --> 00:21:30.880 in bed reading a book about menopause. I want to 318 00:21:30.880 --> 00:21:33.839 help women through menopause. Please don't do this if you're 319 00:21:33.839 --> 00:21:37.839 a sex symbol, we don't want to hear our sex 320 00:21:37.880 --> 00:21:42.279 symbols or see us sex symbols talk about hot flashes. 321 00:21:42.599 --> 00:21:45.319 Don't do it like Pam. And it has come out 322 00:21:45.480 --> 00:21:48.200 and is talking about I only use these four things 323 00:21:48.240 --> 00:21:50.480 on my face. And I love the way I look, well, 324 00:21:50.480 --> 00:21:54.039 nobody else does. Nobody else likes the way you look. Pam. 325 00:21:54.440 --> 00:21:57.519 You're you're you're a naturally beautiful woman. But can you 326 00:21:57.720 --> 00:22:00.839 just pick it up a little bit? Can you pinch 327 00:22:00.880 --> 00:22:06.000 your cheeks? I had an ex girlfriend who didn't have 328 00:22:06.039 --> 00:22:10.000 a lot of money, but beautiful, and she would go 329 00:22:10.039 --> 00:22:11.920 to go see She was living with me in Los 330 00:22:11.920 --> 00:22:13.759 Angeles when I first came out of here. She was 331 00:22:13.799 --> 00:22:17.240 from New Jersey, Vanessa, and she would like to get 332 00:22:17.319 --> 00:22:19.039 high in the morning and take ahead of her joint. 333 00:22:19.039 --> 00:22:21.039 And I'd say, don't do that. Your eyes are gonna 334 00:22:21.079 --> 00:22:24.279 look glassy. You're so beautiful, you're gonna miss out on jobs. 335 00:22:24.559 --> 00:22:27.519 And she convinced me, no, I won't. You'll see, And 336 00:22:28.039 --> 00:22:30.200 she had these little tricks. I'm sure many of you 337 00:22:30.279 --> 00:22:32.039 girls know, I'm not trying to make her out to be, 338 00:22:32.440 --> 00:22:36.279 you know, some fucking Einstein, but she would pinch her 339 00:22:36.359 --> 00:22:39.599 cheeks before the interview to make them reddish. And she 340 00:22:39.640 --> 00:22:42.240 had a great look, and you know she got plenty 341 00:22:42.240 --> 00:22:46.559 of jobs based on her looks. But I don't know, 342 00:22:47.799 --> 00:22:50.279 Halle Berry. We don't need to see you like this. 343 00:22:50.559 --> 00:22:54.079 We don't need to see our pinups and the women 344 00:22:54.200 --> 00:22:59.640 we held up your magazines with one hand at night, 345 00:22:59.759 --> 00:23:01.359 if you know what I mean. We don't want to 346 00:23:01.359 --> 00:23:04.920 hear about Benipauls. We know, we know you go through it. 347 00:23:06.640 --> 00:23:10.079 Stop trying to be the woman for all women. I'm 348 00:23:10.200 --> 00:23:12.920 gonna be the one that tells all women what it's 349 00:23:13.000 --> 00:23:15.720 like to go through menopause. I'm gonna be the woman. 350 00:23:16.000 --> 00:23:18.559 I'm gonna take off all my makeup like Pam Anderson 351 00:23:18.799 --> 00:23:21.599 and let everybody know this is what we really look like. 352 00:23:22.960 --> 00:23:28.279 Don't do it. Don't fucking do it. You're in the 353 00:23:28.319 --> 00:23:31.480 beauty of beauty. You're in the business of beauty and glamour. 354 00:23:32.640 --> 00:23:36.240 Have you forgotten. I know Pam's on a farm out 355 00:23:36.279 --> 00:23:40.440 in Canada, but still, I mean, don't get me wrong, 356 00:23:40.480 --> 00:23:44.559 if I ran into Pam and some fucking little Canadian town, 357 00:23:44.640 --> 00:23:47.440 I grab her in a second. But now you've got 358 00:23:47.480 --> 00:23:51.319 Tommy Lee, who's broken up with Brittany Ferland, who got 359 00:23:51.319 --> 00:23:54.519 her tits done gigantic size, she got a nose job 360 00:23:54.599 --> 00:23:57.599 too small, She got trapped with I want to be 361 00:23:57.920 --> 00:24:01.160 Hollywood such and such, and now she's on podcast or 362 00:24:01.200 --> 00:24:04.319 they talk to girls who fuck all these NBA stars. 363 00:24:04.319 --> 00:24:07.279 It's gross, it's gross. I know Tommy Lee doesn't like that. 364 00:24:07.440 --> 00:24:10.359 But Tommy Lee fell off the wagon and his drinking 365 00:24:10.440 --> 00:24:13.920 became such a problem that Brittany decided, I'm gonna start 366 00:24:13.960 --> 00:24:17.000 talking to guys online. And she thought she was talking 367 00:24:17.039 --> 00:24:19.240 to the lead singer of some group. She wasn't. She 368 00:24:19.319 --> 00:24:22.519 got catfished. She admitted to it. It doesn't matter, but 369 00:24:23.480 --> 00:24:27.559 we don't want to see our beautiful girls go this route. 370 00:24:27.759 --> 00:24:34.680 Please stop it. And Margaret didn't do this shit. You know, 371 00:24:36.079 --> 00:24:40.640 the big beauties of my day just stayed beautiful. Or 372 00:24:40.720 --> 00:24:43.920 when they didn't feel their best, they didn't start trying 373 00:24:43.920 --> 00:24:47.240 to tell you about Hey, sometimes when I sneeze, I 374 00:24:47.400 --> 00:24:50.599 pee and I use poise. We don't want to hear 375 00:24:50.680 --> 00:24:59.160 that hamorrhoids. Well, preparation inch is good because I put 376 00:24:59.200 --> 00:25:04.599 it in my asshole before. Because check the title preparation age. 377 00:25:04.680 --> 00:25:07.559 That means prepare for the hemper. I don't want to 378 00:25:07.640 --> 00:25:10.519 hear you talk this way. It's one thing for fat 379 00:25:10.559 --> 00:25:13.680 old whoopy Goldberg to talk about piston and pants when 380 00:25:13.680 --> 00:25:17.480 she laughs or sneezes. My mother used to do the 381 00:25:17.519 --> 00:25:20.359 trifecta fart, sneeze, and cough at the same time. No 382 00:25:20.359 --> 00:25:23.079 one knew how she did it. It was remarkable. And 383 00:25:23.119 --> 00:25:26.240 I know this happens to women, it happens to men. Look, 384 00:25:26.279 --> 00:25:29.319 I'm sixty three. In a few days. I fart when 385 00:25:29.319 --> 00:25:31.759 I stand up in pee. Now that's the sign of 386 00:25:31.759 --> 00:25:35.599 an old man. Like when I go to pee, I fart. 387 00:25:36.160 --> 00:25:38.640 That never happened to me when I was younger. These 388 00:25:38.680 --> 00:25:40.720 are the signs of getting older. But I'm not gonna 389 00:25:40.720 --> 00:25:43.039 broke well. I just broadcasted it, but I'm not gonna 390 00:25:43.079 --> 00:25:47.039 do a commercial about it. Keep it to yourself. Can 391 00:25:47.079 --> 00:25:52.119 you please just stay beautiful. I don't want to hear 392 00:25:52.160 --> 00:25:54.920 Michelle five for talking about well, you know, I have 393 00:25:55.000 --> 00:25:59.720 this discoloration of my skin by my vagina. I don't 394 00:25:59.720 --> 00:26:04.039 want to hear it. Stay hot, stay beautiful, Make us 395 00:26:04.039 --> 00:26:15.000 always dream of you. God. Damn, I was awoken last night. 396 00:26:15.839 --> 00:26:19.599 I want to say three forty five am. TUTSI was 397 00:26:19.640 --> 00:26:23.880 with me, you know, I opened my eyes to see 398 00:26:23.920 --> 00:26:30.359 Tutsy staring at me, staring at me, obviously intently, letting 399 00:26:30.359 --> 00:26:34.160 me know that she needed something from her human companion, 400 00:26:34.680 --> 00:26:38.039 and she needed it right then and there. She wasn't 401 00:26:38.119 --> 00:26:42.119