Speaker 1: From Workhouse Connect and aj Benze fame. He'd liked to
Speaker 1: be walked on a leash and play really dirty, kinky
Speaker 1: sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock in
Speaker 1: the peacock network. Okay, bitch, hey, everybody. Aj Benzi here
Speaker 1: with fame as a bitch. This is your daily Unfiltered
Speaker 1: podcast from May twentieth, twenty twenty five, All five, twenty
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five with Love to Barbara Walters twenty twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five. She said that the best well Barbara Walters
Speaker 1: had a ball, and Barbara Walters was running around and
Speaker 1: interviewing big shots. Board did she have a ball? A
Speaker 1: lot of men had their way with Barbara Walters. She
Speaker 1: made no bones battle in her book having an affair
Speaker 1: with a married man, a black man, no less. But
Speaker 1: even more than that, she didn't tell all the stories.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's a lot of things Barbara Walters left out.
Speaker 1: But she was a hot one, just like Diane Sawyer.
Speaker 1: I told you I met Diane Sawyer walking down the
Speaker 1: hallways of the CBS building when I was gonna go
Speaker 1: meet Dan Rather and man, she gave me a wink
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god. Diane Sawyer just
Speaker 1: winking me. But she looked good. She looked beautiful. Barbara
Speaker 1: Walter is never really my type, but believe me, she
Speaker 1: had a ball. And let me tell you something, that's
Speaker 1: the kind of thing that journalists at that level sometimes do.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna call the women who do it whoors
Speaker 1: or the men who do the same thing scally wags.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, you know, it just begins to happen, like
Speaker 1: when you get close to a subject and you're interviewing
Speaker 1: somebody that's got a lot of heft to this story
Speaker 1: and it's a big interview or a big story, what
Speaker 1: have you. You know, there's something that happens between two
Speaker 1: human beings. It's like what happened with me and Patty Davis.
Speaker 1: You know, Like she came to La to pose for Playboy.
Speaker 1: She knew who I was, She knew that I was
Speaker 1: a right winger, she wasn't. She knew what kind of
Speaker 1: call my wrote, and yet she's like, let's go to dinner,
Speaker 1: Let's go to orso, And I just knew. And my editor,
Speaker 1: Lynda Stacey, told me she wants to fuck you. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: come on, because she does, and you've got to do it.
Speaker 1: For the good of the column, and of course I did,
Speaker 1: and it became crazy. Patty was crazy. Patty was crazy
Speaker 1: in a good way. Crazy. She would want me to
Speaker 1: pick up girls at restaurants, pick up that hostess. I
Speaker 1: want to watch you pick her up. It's gonna turn
Speaker 1: me on. And then you can come see me after
Speaker 1: you're with her. Like crazy shit like that, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: are you sure you want to do this? Yes, all right, Patty,
Speaker 1: I'll see it like one o'clock in the morning at
Speaker 1: the Essex House. Oh, I love it. And she'd want
Speaker 1: to hear what we did, what it was like. People
Speaker 1: are fucking crazy. And by crazy, I don't mean bad.
Speaker 1: I don't mean that human beings a human being. Sex
Speaker 1: is sex is something that makes us do the things
Speaker 1: we do. You may not always think the woman you want,
Speaker 1: or sexually want or sexually need is a ten in
Speaker 1: your book. That's not always the case. You think Bill
Speaker 1: Clinton thought Monica Lewinsky was a ten. No, she was
Speaker 1: the closest thing to him and you know, young big
Speaker 1: chest looking up to him. I know people are gonna
Speaker 1: have always painted him as some you know, disgusting man.
Speaker 1: That girl was. She was a young girl, and he
Speaker 1: was in a position of power. None of that shit,
Speaker 1: man is when it comes to passion or sex. Anybody
Speaker 1: who talks that way has never understood what it means
Speaker 1: to be passionate and want something when you want it.
Speaker 1: Just as Bill wanted to feel young to be with her,
Speaker 1: Monica wanted to feel older and more loved and and
Speaker 1: she just wanted to feel that a powerful man wanted her.
Speaker 1: There's no harm in that. It's not against the law.
Speaker 1: We're animals. As I've said, if we walked around on
Speaker 1: all fours, you know how much more fucking it'd be.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we'd be stiffing each other's assholes every day,
Speaker 1: every second. We're animals. Just because he's standing them straight
Speaker 1: don't mean shit. It may make you think that we're refined.
Speaker 1: A lot of people, No, we're not. Get on your
Speaker 1: knees walk around. If this hotel right now had people
Speaker 1: walk around on their knees dead be sex everywhere all day,
Speaker 1: they just would be call me crazy. I don't care. Listen.
Speaker 1: I did a politics as a bitch yesterday before there
Speaker 1: was any news about Joe Biden having prostate cancer that
Speaker 1: spread to his bones, and I did a lot of
Speaker 1: punching up to him while I did that show because
Speaker 1: of his ridiculous interview, that Axios finally came out and
Speaker 1: aired so we could hear how much he mumbled and
Speaker 1: fumbled and stumbled and didn't know what he was talking about,
Speaker 1: when his son died, what year it was, when did
Speaker 1: Trump win? I mean, there was so many things about
Speaker 1: his interview that was just so embarrassing. And you wake
Speaker 1: up the next day or late last night you find
Speaker 1: out the guy has prostate cancer that has advanced into
Speaker 1: his bones. That horrible word metastasized. I've heard that word
Speaker 1: so many times in my life with my family that
Speaker 1: it's that word is worse than cunt, and I hate
Speaker 1: that word. But metastasize is a brutal word. It normally
Speaker 1: means death. And I don't like the fact that Joe
Speaker 1: Biden is dying. I don't like the fact that he's
Speaker 1: gonna go through an awful time. But I got to
Speaker 1: ask the question, should the American public automatically believe that
Speaker 1: Biden didn't know until just now that he had a
Speaker 1: life threatening aggressive metastic bone cancer from prostate to bone
Speaker 1: metatastic I mean, come on, doctors came in and out
Speaker 1: of the White House. They gave me all thumbs up.
Speaker 1: What kind of tests were they giving him? Were they
Speaker 1: knocking his knee with that little stupid rubber hammer? Oop,
Speaker 1: you're fined the president's fine. I mean, when you give
Speaker 1: a test to a president, I mean, for Fox's sake,
Speaker 1: you take blood panels. You know the PSA's which your
Speaker 1: three terrible letters that have everything to do with chancer
Speaker 1: in someone's body. How do you not know? This? Come on?
Speaker 1: Especially since Biden's the White House and the medical team
Speaker 1: were hiding his cognitive decline as we know and obscuring
Speaker 1: it in fantastic fashion. And now it's become painfully apparent
Speaker 1: that during his debate against Trump, well we knew he
Speaker 1: was off his rocker. We could tell the way he spoke.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I'm not a medical doctor. I'm not
Speaker 1: even a doctor. I don't I'm not on them. Know,
Speaker 1: Jill Biden, I mean Joe Biden, doctor Jill? You think
Speaker 1: she would know? I know she's not a medical doctor,
Speaker 1: but she does have the dr in front of her name.
Speaker 1: What the fuck good is it if you don't know
Speaker 1: your husband has prostate cancer that's advanced into his bones
Speaker 1: this really means that Joe Biden can die this summer
Speaker 1: as quickly as this summer, and I feel awful, I
Speaker 1: really do. I don't want a guy like him. I
Speaker 1: don't want I don't want anybody to die. As I'm saying,
Speaker 1: I'm getting choked up. He was a formidable foe. I
Speaker 1: understand what he did and what he tried to do
Speaker 1: against Trump and all the dirty dealings with his son
Speaker 1: and Russia and all that nonsense. I get it. Maybe
Speaker 1: he was doing all these things trying to acquire a
Speaker 1: lot of wealth because he knew that he was going
Speaker 1: to be on the way out soon. But that doesn't
Speaker 1: explain why he says I should have ran and I
Speaker 1: could have beat Trump. Did he acquiesce to Kamala because
Speaker 1: he knew his diagnosis? Why didn't the American public know this?
Speaker 1: It's another example of the Democrat just the Democrat Party
Speaker 1: just absolutely hiding every truth to us, even the most
Speaker 1: that mean everything, I mean the things they kept from us.
Speaker 1: If this is something else they kept from us, I
Speaker 1: don't mean the media, I mean the White House. I
Speaker 1: don't think Jake Tapper and Wolf Blitzer and Rachel Maddow
Speaker 1: and all those assholes knew this. But surely if you're
Speaker 1: a good reporter and not some lawyer who gets a
Speaker 1: TV job, you have sources. And just like I had
Speaker 1: sources with Jamie Fox at the hospital, knowing exactly what
Speaker 1: happened to him, you develop sources over the years, and
Speaker 1: those sources will tell you the President's got cancer. No,
Speaker 1: you're kidding me. Where prostate. But it's advanced, it's metastasized.
Speaker 1: It's in his bones. Holy shit, in his bones. We're
Speaker 1: talking he could die in August, September kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: And now that the whole world knows, I think that's
Speaker 1: when a guy like Joe Biden, who as much as
Speaker 1: I don't like the guy, he's a fucking irishman, he's
Speaker 1: a fighter, that's when you begin to let go. But
Speaker 1: he did all he could to acquire wealth, including his
Speaker 1: son's stupid fucking money laundering paintings that I actually paint
Speaker 1: better than him. I've messed around with oils and acrylics.
Speaker 1: One day I'll do it. I can't do it now
Speaker 1: because I have to earn money, but one you'll see
Speaker 1: my stuff. It's pretty cool. I'm particularly happy about one
Speaker 1: painting I call butterfly stampede, which is a bunch of
Speaker 1: butterflies coming at you. I just like that phrase, butterfly stampede.
Speaker 1: You've never heard that before. Now someone's gonna take it
Speaker 1: and probably do better than I did. But the point
Speaker 1: is what else? What else was being hidden from us?
Speaker 1: By the way, you know what I've been doing all week,
Speaker 1: I've been drinking broth. What'sn't this? Oh my god, Suddenly
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of broth. Faux spicy tortilla, lemonngrass. I
Speaker 1: love this. When I go into Tate Poker in a
Speaker 1: couple hours, I love doing the bone bro not bone broth,
Speaker 1: but I love the broth. Sign me up, Gwyneth Palchow.
Speaker 1: I understand the broth thing, I really do. I love it. It's tasty,
Speaker 1: you feel healthy. I've never felt better. But it look
Speaker 1: it's because it was painfully clear during his debate with
Speaker 1: Trump that something was wrong with Joe Biden. And you know,
Speaker 1: we were giving nothing, We were giving no reason to
Speaker 1: believe anything was wrong with his health. Every doctor gave
Speaker 1: the old big thumbs up. But listen to me. I
Speaker 1: got my prostate check in Chicago because I was nerormorous
Speaker 1: about something that happened to me. Well, I'll just go
Speaker 1: ahead and say it, because I'm the most honest motherfucker
Speaker 1: in the world. I was masturbating one night, which I
Speaker 1: am apt to do, and blood was in my seemen.
Speaker 1: I was shocked. I'm like, oh, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: It's so alarming. First you go what is this? What
Speaker 1: does this mean? You know? And you collect yourself. I
Speaker 1: told Rosalie, I'm like, well, I gotta go see somebody.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell is meaning. I looked
Speaker 1: it up. It could be a broken blood vessel, different things.
Speaker 1: It's cleared up now, so I guess it was a
Speaker 1: broken blood vessel or uti. They really don't know. And
Speaker 1: I talked to the female urologist and she felt by
Speaker 1: balls like she was juggling friggin tennis balls. That sirked
Speaker 1: the solet, but she said, look, this happens, don't worry
Speaker 1: about it. Give it a week or two. It'll go away.
Speaker 1: Then you just start thinking, well, what if I'm with
Speaker 1: a girl, I'm gonna get down to the diddy gritty
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna I'm gonna finish, and I'm gonna why
Speaker 1: spray blood on her? No? No girl wants to see that,
Speaker 1: let alone me. So I was petrified. I didn't tell
Speaker 1: you guys. That's why I went to see the eurologist.
Speaker 1: But it's all cleared up now, it's over. The point
Speaker 1: is you get your prostate checked when you're a man.
Speaker 1: Do you believe I just told you that No body
Speaker 1: is as honest as me that has a podcast. Nobody
Speaker 1: spread the fucking word for God's sake. Anyhow, Prostate cancer
Speaker 1: doesn't occur overnight. You get screenings, yearly screenings, You get tests,
Speaker 1: especially if you're a president. You get a digital rectal exam,
Speaker 1: which you know I'm not happy about, but that picks
Speaker 1: up a lot of things. Even though my doctor told me,
Speaker 1: you know, the thing in the ass is not what
Speaker 1: it used to be. We got better ways to find
Speaker 1: out what's going on. So I could do it or
Speaker 1: I could not do it. I said, well, I'd rather
Speaker 1: you not do it. That's okay. But a medical team
Speaker 1: as advanced as the one you would think that goes
Speaker 1: to the White House to check on the man with
Speaker 1: the most powerful position in the world. Come on, there's
Speaker 1: advanced MRI imaging, there's biopsies. Come on, man, there's all
Speaker 1: sorts of new things, new screenings, new approaches that are emerging.
Speaker 1: That there's genetic testing, there's liquid biopsies, there's urine based
Speaker 1: biomarker tests. This this is just another lie. And I
Speaker 1: don't mind. I'm not trying to speak ill of what's
Speaker 1: going on. It's really sad and I'm sorry, I don't
Speaker 1: you know, Like I said, Biden was a foe. And
Speaker 1: when you fight someone, the reason why guys in the
Speaker 1: jiu jitsu and the BJJ ring, you know, bow to
Speaker 1: each other and hug each other because they know that
Speaker 1: without a referee in the middle, they would fight to
Speaker 1: the death. So Biden was a foe, and it was
Speaker 1: a good foe. I don't want to see a faux
Speaker 1: die like that. It makes me sad. But keep in
Speaker 1: mind that eighty percent of men over eighty years old
Speaker 1: have amount of prostate cancerselves. That's just the way things
Speaker 1: shake out in this world. But uh, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: could it be that the president didn't even have a
Speaker 1: fucking PSA testing during his yearly physical Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: That would be impossible to understand. That would be very disturbing,
Speaker 1: and that test is not pointless. You need to have that.
Speaker 1: There's a reason why you test an eighty two year
Speaker 1: old president to see if he has any kind of
Speaker 1: prostate trouble. Because if you catch prostate cancer early, you're okay.
Speaker 1: But if it spreads to the lymph nodes and then
Speaker 1: to the bone, you know, it's curtains. Man, it's curtains.
Speaker 1: And then when when when When cancer like this is
Speaker 1: as aggressive as it is as it is with Biden,
Speaker 1: the chance of living is like the chance of living
Speaker 1: five years is less than forty percent. Listen to me
Speaker 1: right now. I don't think this guy makes it the Halloween.
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that to be funny at all.
Speaker 1: It's just it sucks. You know, where men aren't superman.
Speaker 1: We think we are, but we're not. And the older
Speaker 1: we get, we got to come to grips with that.
Speaker 1: We gotta take those tests, see those doctors, get the
Speaker 1: finger in the ass, get the scrope down your throat,
Speaker 1: whatever it is. We gotta do it. Because you want
Speaker 1: to live eighty ninety years old. Maybe we want to
Speaker 1: live longer to see our grandkids. You know, I don't
Speaker 1: want to split. I want to live twenty more years.
Speaker 1: I don't think I will but I want to when
Speaker 1: you got something to live for, whether it's your kids
Speaker 1: or a girl. Well, fuck, I don't want to die,
Speaker 1: and a president surely doesn't want to die. And yet
Speaker 1: here we are, and I'm sad for him. Speaking Superman,
Speaker 1: have you seen the commercials for the Superman movie? Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something right now. I wasn't in the
Speaker 1: room when they picked this guy to play Superman, David
Speaker 1: korn Sweat. First of all, Superman should not be played
Speaker 1: by a guy whose name is David korn Sweat. That
Speaker 1: right away. His name disqualifies him. He should have picked
Speaker 1: a different name when he came into the business. It
Speaker 1: should have been David korn Sweat. Maybe David Korn, I
Speaker 1: don't know, David Sweat, eh, but not Chord Sweat. It's stupid.
Speaker 1: But more than that, did you look at his face.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying the old block and white Superman was
Speaker 1: the kind of man or woman would want to have
Speaker 1: sex with. But I bet a lot of women master
Speaker 1: better to him in the fifties. I guarantee you they
Speaker 1: did up, up and away fast under this beating bullet,
Speaker 1: more powerful little locomotive. Look up in this it's a
Speaker 1: bird as it play. No, it's David Koran Sweat, who
Speaker 1: looks like my ass in two parts. He's not handsome.
Speaker 1: He's not handsome enough to play Superman. It's not gonna work.
Speaker 1: I know there's all sorts of freaks out there who
Speaker 1: love Superman movies, and they'll see it because whoever plays listen,
Speaker 1: he doesn't look good. Henry Cavill was the guy. David
Speaker 1: korn Sweat is not handsome enough to be Clark kent
Speaker 1: Let alone Superman. So I predict this movie will bomb.
Speaker 1: I feel the same way about Oh well, I'm just
Speaker 1: as worried about the new James Bond. Just talk about
Speaker 1: who's the new James Bond. I threw Tom Hardy in
Speaker 1: the ring, but maybe he's too tough, not quite as
Speaker 1: tender as he should be during certain times when you're
Speaker 1: James Bond. But hey, man, we grew up with the guy.
Speaker 1: James Bond was a guy that kicked ass, took names
Speaker 1: and got laid and solved impossible things before the world collapsed.
Speaker 1: That was James Bond. And I loved Roger Moore, I
Speaker 1: like Pierce Brosden, but to me, Sean Connery was the man.
Speaker 1: And now you got these rumors that the new James
Speaker 1: Bond might be this twenty eight year old kid who
Speaker 1: you know played opposite Nicole Kidman and Baby Girl. So,
Speaker 1: what's his name? Dickison? Was Harrison Dickinson something Dickinson, good
Speaker 1: looking kid, I get it. He had that suavely attitude
Speaker 1: telling the cold kidman drink the milk, you know, making
Speaker 1: her do things she necessarily didn't want to do. I
Speaker 1: like that quality in him. I could maybe see him
Speaker 1: as James Bond. But halle Berry is still talking about
Speaker 1: maybe a woman who could be James Bond. Halle Barry,
Speaker 1: you're going through menopause. You're talking stupid shit. You're in
Speaker 1: bed with your man, who, by the way, looks like
Speaker 1: somebody you would you would walk right by in a bar,
Speaker 1: and yet he's sharing a bed with you. Halle Berry's
Speaker 1: picker is so bad. She had a couple of good
Speaker 1: looking dudes, you know, Gabriel Aubrey, She had some guys
Speaker 1: that were hot. This guy looks like her uncle. And
Speaker 1: she's in bed and they're talking about lube and she's
Speaker 1: in bed reading a book about menopause. I want to
Speaker 1: help women through menopause. Please don't do this if you're
Speaker 1: a sex symbol, we don't want to hear our sex
Speaker 1: symbols or see us sex symbols talk about hot flashes.
Speaker 1: Don't do it like Pam. And it has come out
Speaker 1: and is talking about I only use these four things
Speaker 1: on my face. And I love the way I look, well,
Speaker 1: nobody else does. Nobody else likes the way you look. Pam.
Speaker 1: You're you're you're a naturally beautiful woman. But can you
Speaker 1: just pick it up a little bit? Can you pinch
Speaker 1: your cheeks? I had an ex girlfriend who didn't have
Speaker 1: a lot of money, but beautiful, and she would go
Speaker 1: to go see She was living with me in Los
Speaker 1: Angeles when I first came out of here. She was
Speaker 1: from New Jersey, Vanessa, and she would like to get
Speaker 1: high in the morning and take ahead of her joint.
Speaker 1: And I'd say, don't do that. Your eyes are gonna
Speaker 1: look glassy. You're so beautiful, you're gonna miss out on jobs.
Speaker 1: And she convinced me, no, I won't. You'll see, And
Speaker 1: she had these little tricks. I'm sure many of you
Speaker 1: girls know, I'm not trying to make her out to be,
Speaker 1: you know, some fucking Einstein, but she would pinch her
Speaker 1: cheeks before the interview to make them reddish. And she
Speaker 1: had a great look, and you know she got plenty
Speaker 1: of jobs based on her looks. But I don't know,
Speaker 1: Halle Berry. We don't need to see you like this.
Speaker 1: We don't need to see our pinups and the women
Speaker 1: we held up your magazines with one hand at night,
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. We don't want to
Speaker 1: hear about Benipauls. We know, we know you go through it.
Speaker 1: Stop trying to be the woman for all women. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be the one that tells all women what it's
Speaker 1: like to go through menopause. I'm gonna be the woman.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take off all my makeup like Pam Anderson
Speaker 1: and let everybody know this is what we really look like.
Speaker 1: Don't do it. Don't fucking do it. You're in the
Speaker 1: beauty of beauty. You're in the business of beauty and glamour.
Speaker 1: Have you forgotten. I know Pam's on a farm out
Speaker 1: in Canada, but still, I mean, don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: if I ran into Pam and some fucking little Canadian town,
Speaker 1: I grab her in a second. But now you've got
Speaker 1: Tommy Lee, who's broken up with Brittany Ferland, who got
Speaker 1: her tits done gigantic size, she got a nose job
Speaker 1: too small, She got trapped with I want to be
Speaker 1: Hollywood such and such, and now she's on podcast or
Speaker 1: they talk to girls who fuck all these NBA stars.
Speaker 1: It's gross, it's gross. I know Tommy Lee doesn't like that.
Speaker 1: But Tommy Lee fell off the wagon and his drinking
Speaker 1: became such a problem that Brittany decided, I'm gonna start
Speaker 1: talking to guys online. And she thought she was talking
Speaker 1: to the lead singer of some group. She wasn't. She
Speaker 1: got catfished. She admitted to it. It doesn't matter, but
Speaker 1: we don't want to see our beautiful girls go this route.
Speaker 1: Please stop it. And Margaret didn't do this shit. You know,
Speaker 1: the big beauties of my day just stayed beautiful. Or
Speaker 1: when they didn't feel their best, they didn't start trying
Speaker 1: to tell you about Hey, sometimes when I sneeze, I
Speaker 1: pee and I use poise. We don't want to hear
Speaker 1: that hamorrhoids. Well, preparation inch is good because I put
Speaker 1: it in my asshole before. Because check the title preparation age.
Speaker 1: That means prepare for the hemper. I don't want to
Speaker 1: hear you talk this way. It's one thing for fat
Speaker 1: old whoopy Goldberg to talk about piston and pants when
Speaker 1: she laughs or sneezes. My mother used to do the
Speaker 1: trifecta fart, sneeze, and cough at the same time. No
Speaker 1: one knew how she did it. It was remarkable. And
Speaker 1: I know this happens to women, it happens to men. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm sixty three. In a few days. I fart when
Speaker 1: I stand up in pee. Now that's the sign of
Speaker 1: an old man. Like when I go to pee, I fart.
Speaker 1: That never happened to me when I was younger. These
Speaker 1: are the signs of getting older. But I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: broke well. I just broadcasted it, but I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: do a commercial about it. Keep it to yourself. Can
Speaker 1: you please just stay beautiful. I don't want to hear
Speaker 1: Michelle five for talking about well, you know, I have
Speaker 1: this discoloration of my skin by my vagina. I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear it. Stay hot, stay beautiful, Make us
Speaker 1: always dream of you. God. Damn, I was awoken last night.
Speaker 1: I want to say three forty five am. TUTSI was
Speaker 1: with me, you know, I opened my eyes to see
Speaker 1: Tutsy staring at me, staring at me, obviously intently, letting
Speaker 1: me know that she needed something from her human companion,
Speaker 1: and she needed it right then and there. She wasn't
Speaker 1: barking or whining. She just was staring at me until
Speaker 1: it woke up. She didn't even scratch me. She waited,
Speaker 1: and as soon as I felt is somebody looking at me,
Speaker 1: and my eyes popped open. She came to life, and
Speaker 1: I know she meant she had to go outside. Was
Speaker 1: still dark outside, it was three forty five in the morning.
Speaker 1: But I saw those eyes, those eyes that have made
Speaker 1: me do things at ungodly hours for nearly five years now.
Speaker 1: She'll be five years old in a few days. And
Speaker 1: I knew, I knew, I know that look. That was
Speaker 1: a look that said, Daddy, I know you're asleep, but
Speaker 1: duty calls for me, and by duty I mean duty.
Speaker 1: And you guys have been there, especially all of you
Speaker 1: have dogs. They don't care whatsoever what you have planned,
Speaker 1: how last night was, how you feel, or even what
Speaker 1: time it is. When they need you, they give you
Speaker 1: that look, and you have to be an absolute madman
Speaker 1: to deny the pressing needs of our beautiful best friends.
Speaker 1: So once she saw me pull on a pair of
Speaker 1: socks and slippers and gather her leash and begin to
Speaker 1: literally she just began to spin around and dance like
Speaker 1: she just won the lottery. You know you've all been there.
Speaker 1: She got her point across, and she was so happy
Speaker 1: about it. But I bring this up because have you
Speaker 1: ever really looked into their eyes when they need you?
Speaker 1: Those are their eyes are so deep, those eyes. There's
Speaker 1: so much that can't be communicated between the two of us,
Speaker 1: and yet, and yet I understand everything she wants with
Speaker 1: the way she walks or turns to see if I'm
Speaker 1: still behind her while we walk down the hallway, and
Speaker 1: more than anything else, the way those eyes catch me
Speaker 1: early in the morning. It's like a version of communication
Speaker 1: that no other mammals have, Not even a human friend
Speaker 1: could do this to me. A dog's eyes are nothing
Speaker 1: if not pure in their liquid of their logging for
Speaker 1: you to help them. So, of course, no matter what
Speaker 1: the hell's going on, no matter how fucking tired I am,
Speaker 1: I get ready to take her outside for a walk.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I hope you know that when
Speaker 1: your dog looks at you longingly that's their version of
Speaker 1: hugging you. Do you understand that when they stare at you,
Speaker 1: there hugging you. So how could you ever walk away
Speaker 1: from that look? If you do, now that you know,
Speaker 1: don't ever walk away from that look. You know, there's
Speaker 1: a biological I've done a lot of reading, you know,
Speaker 1: dog and man man. I love dogs more than people,
Speaker 1: I swear to God. And there's a biological reason why
Speaker 1: our dogs feel like family to us. It's not because
Speaker 1: they're always homing around us. It's not that there's a leak.
Speaker 1: There's a deeper leak because they've evolved to common deer.
Speaker 1: They actually common deer our human brains bonding system, and
Speaker 1: by doing that, they create strong social connection between us
Speaker 1: and them and even children under their care. When you
Speaker 1: look at it to each other's eyes, for example, like
Speaker 1: when when when a mother is looking into a child's eyes,
Speaker 1: the babies release a feel good hormone called oxytocin. We
Speaker 1: all know what that is. I think we're all aware
Speaker 1: that sometimes it's called a love hormone, and that helps
Speaker 1: create strong feelings of bonding and attachment. And there's actually
Speaker 1: been studies that have shown that dogs elicit the same
Speaker 1: release of oxytocin in our brains. And that's most strongly
Speaker 1: felt when your dog and yourself are gazing deeply into
Speaker 1: each other's eyes, like TUTSI and I did early this morning.
Speaker 1: They're releasing oxytocin into their own systems when they when
Speaker 1: they look at you. Even wolves, even wolves raised by humans,
Speaker 1: don't don't participate in this eye gazing situation, and and
Speaker 1: it doesn't cause the same increases in oxytocin when they're
Speaker 1: interacting with humans. I've read about it. This is strictly
Speaker 1: what happens between man and dog. That's a funny thing.
Speaker 1: But dogs are motivated by reward, you know. But they'll
Speaker 1: stop performing if they're not treated fairly. If you treat
Speaker 1: your dog like shit, they're not gonna keep coming around
Speaker 1: for their reward. They won't. How human is that. It's
Speaker 1: like if you got a shitty boss, you're not gonna
Speaker 1: perform as well for them. That's what our dogs are.
Speaker 1: And I got something else to tell you that'll blow
Speaker 1: your mind. I don't know if you know this, but
Speaker 1: I don't know what your favorite smell is, But I
Speaker 1: can tell you right now your dog's favorite smell is you.
Speaker 1: Do you believe that your dog's favorite smell is you,
Speaker 1: and if you have body odor, that's even better for
Speaker 1: your dog. They love it even more. I mean TOUTSI
Speaker 1: will lick me up and down, my head, behind my ears,
Speaker 1: my chest, my under arms. They love it or she
Speaker 1: loves it. But what I love about TOTSI the best
Speaker 1: and just dogs in general, are how their emotions are.
Speaker 1: Just their emotions are all over their face. Look at
Speaker 1: your dogs faces. I know their funny faces. I know
Speaker 1: they have the attitudes and we all know we've seen
Speaker 1: an Instagram. People have so many different breeds and they
Speaker 1: do different things, but their faces are everything. They show
Speaker 1: their emotions on their face. Even if they're pleading for
Speaker 1: a treat or just looking into your eyes, you know
Speaker 1: they want something from you. They can get it from
Speaker 1: you because they have these human like expressions. They can
Speaker 1: move their eyebrows up and down, which makes them basically
Speaker 1: mirror our own expressions. And there were studies I read
Speaker 1: that found that over many, many years, dogs have evolved
Speaker 1: to have a special muscle. Get this, a special muscle
Speaker 1: that allows them to do this to us. It's a
Speaker 1: muscle that wolves don't even have. And on top of that, dogs.
Speaker 1: Facial expressions are not something that happens involuntarily. Dogs deliberately
Speaker 1: make certain faces as an attempt to talk to us
Speaker 1: to get what they want. Like I said, could be
Speaker 1: a treat, could be going on for a pep and duty.
Speaker 1: It could be Daddy quiet down or whatever it is
Speaker 1: to somebody outside the door. You know the faces they make,
Speaker 1: those faces that didn't come from wolves. Is that amazing?
Speaker 1: In other words, they got us by the short hairs.
Speaker 1: Are dogs? So after suiting up and taking Tutsi downstairs
Speaker 1: for her ungodly late walk, I couldn't help but think
Speaker 1: of the Todd Runggren song I Saw the Light. Todd
Speaker 1: Rungren is one of those guys. I don't like all
Speaker 1: of his songs, but there's three or four that are classic,
Speaker 1: and you know the lyrics too. I saw the light
Speaker 1: and I'm looking at to see it. And it was
Speaker 1: late last night. I was feeling something wasn't right. There
Speaker 1: was not another soul inside, only you. So we walked
Speaker 1: along though I knew that there was something wrong, and
Speaker 1: a feeling hit me, oh so strong about you. It's beautiful.
Speaker 1: It could be about a dog. I know it's about
Speaker 1: a chick. Because he's a rock and roll guy. But
Speaker 1: then you gaze up at me, and the answer was
Speaker 1: playing to see because I saw the light in your eyes.
Speaker 1: That's it looking at your dog's eyes. Man, Forget cats.
Speaker 1: I love cats too, but cats ain't shit compared to dogs.
Speaker 1: You know, if you drop dead in your house right now,
Speaker 1: just like Gene happened and his wife did, that dog
Speaker 1: will die by your side. But if your cat is
Speaker 1: alive while you drop dead, they'll begin to eat you
Speaker 1: in a few days. That's the difference between dogs and cats.
Speaker 1: And I love cats too, but they're not the same
Speaker 1: as dogs. Every time I hear that song, I feel
Speaker 1: like it's the first time I've ever heard that song. Right,
Speaker 1: That Todd Rundgren song give it feel that way. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of Carol King in that song. Probably was
Speaker 1: written in the same building, the Brill Building down in
Speaker 1: New York City. Maybe I don't know, but there's something
Speaker 1: very similar about Carol King and Todd Rungbren when it
Speaker 1: comes to that song. I don't know. I don't like
Speaker 1: much of the music that's coming out these days. I know,
Speaker 1: I tell you guys this, I don't think the heart
Speaker 1: and soul that that performers out there are doing it
Speaker 1: like they should do it, that they did it generations ago.
Speaker 1: I will say I love Brune I love the lyrics
Speaker 1: and that beats to his songs. I think he's a romantic,
Speaker 1: But I do have a question why we've never seen
Speaker 1: him with a chick. What's going on with that? I
Speaker 1: know he's been linked to some chick named Jessica Caban
Speaker 1: for like thirteen years, but where is she in the
Speaker 1: red carpets? Am I missing it? Where is the celebrity
Speaker 1: profile and in Touch or People magazine as the woman
Speaker 1: behind the man who makes these great lyrics about love. Listen.
Speaker 1: I don't care either way, but for a guy who
Speaker 1: can write such painfully beautiful lyrics toward his love of women,
Speaker 1: where are the women? I mean a man can write.
Speaker 1: A man can't write lyrics like this unless his heart
Speaker 1: has been shattered to pieces, like he wrote Just the
Speaker 1: Way You Are, which takes balls because Billy Joel's song
Speaker 1: I Love You Just the Way You Are is a classic.
Speaker 1: But when Bruno Mars sings his version, oh her eyes herrahs.
Speaker 1: First of all, when you begin a song by saying
Speaker 1: her eyes, her eyes twice you're a genius. Oh her eyes,
Speaker 1: her eyes make the stars look like they're not shining.
Speaker 1: I can't even fathom that saying your eyes, your eyes twice,
Speaker 1: or her eyes twice. It's beautiful, her hair, her hair
Speaker 1: again again two times. Her eyes, her eyes, her hair,
Speaker 1: her hair. Women are already hooked falls perfectly without her trying.
Speaker 1: She's so beautiful, And I tell her every day. And
Speaker 1: then the killer line when I see her face, there's
Speaker 1: not a thing that I would change, because you're amazing
Speaker 1: just the way you are. And then he writes, if
Speaker 1: I was your man, I should have brought you flowers
Speaker 1: and held your hands, should have gave you all my
Speaker 1: hours when I had the chance, take you to every
Speaker 1: party because all you wanted to do was dance. And
Speaker 1: now my baby's dancing with another man. These are lyrics
Speaker 1: that will kill you. Where is the woman next to him?
Speaker 1: Those lyrics? Catch that last lyric, Now my woman's dancing
Speaker 1: with another man. That catches a lot of men by
Speaker 1: the throat. Because we've done made some mistakes, men didn't
Speaker 1: we We can be assholes at times. I made a
Speaker 1: mistake with the X, And I don't know if she's
Speaker 1: dancing with another man. But these are the prices we
Speaker 1: pay for being a jerk off. I know I'm equating
Speaker 1: my love for Tutsi's eyes with love songs, but I
Speaker 1: don't care. It's that kind of show. So as I'm
Speaker 1: walking back into Aria at that ungodly hour of let's say,
Speaker 1: four oh two, there are a lot of young people
Speaker 1: coming back from their Electric Daisy Dance concerts. Concert was
Speaker 1: in town. You know, Katy Perry, Tim Allen, the Greatful Dead.
Speaker 1: It was a big weekend here. I ran into a
Speaker 1: little young girl buy a pizza next to me in Tucy.
Speaker 1: She was cute, probably roxy's aged twenty one. I said,
Speaker 1: are you here for the dance concert? She goes, what
Speaker 1: you know, the electric dance? He goes, no, my daddy
Speaker 1: took me to see Katy Perry. I said, oh, was
Speaker 1: it good. She's like, it was good, but you know,
Speaker 1: it's not as good as I thought. I go her
Speaker 1: dancing is horrible, she says, I know she doesn't dance
Speaker 1: right anymore. I mean, when twenty year old girls are
Speaker 1: saying that about Katy Perry, wrap it up. Change things around, Katie.
Speaker 1: This futuristic bullshit trying to copy Taylor Swift. You know,
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift's tora was called eras, and then Katy Perry
Speaker 1: has something about her lifetime. Whatever the fuck her torre
Speaker 1: is called. It's awful. She lost he body, She doesn't
Speaker 1: know what she's doing, She's got a stupid haircut. She
Speaker 1: went to fucking Space with all the other assholes. Thinks
Speaker 1: she's special. Her dance move awful or dance waves were awful.
Speaker 1: The costumes she wore looked like Star Wars rejects. It's
Speaker 1: not easy out there touring. I mean, tickets to Katy
Speaker 1: Perry's show with like forty bucks, Beyonce's tickets for like
Speaker 1: twenty three dollars. It's not the way it used to be. Man,
Speaker 1: the public isn't fallen for that shit anymore. So I'm
Speaker 1: walking back into the area and there's DJs and people
Speaker 1: are dressed all crazy and funky, and I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: talking half naked wild. One guy's got boxing gloves around
Speaker 1: his neck with a laptop. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: to tell you, crazy shit, ski goggles whatever. So there's
Speaker 1: a big golden Buddha in the front of Aria that
Speaker 1: I've never taken a picture in front of it, but
Speaker 1: I thought this would be funny. I'll take a selfie
Speaker 1: of me and Toutsy in front of Buddha because I
Speaker 1: felt like, not for nothing, I'm almost the same fucking
Speaker 1: size as this Buddha. Let me take a picture. And
Speaker 1: as I'm doing it, some guy and his girlfriend walk
Speaker 1: in and hey, man, you want me to take a
Speaker 1: picture of you and your dog? I said, yeah, that'd
Speaker 1: be great. What's your dog's name? He said, Tutsi. He goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I did Tutsi last night. He said, you did Tutsi.
Speaker 1: He goes yeah. I go, oh, you mean the pink cocaine.
Speaker 1: He say, yeah, man, it's called Tutsi. I said, isn't
Speaker 1: it called Tootsy t us I. He's yeah, but they
Speaker 1: pronounced it Tutsi. I'm like, oh, no, Tutsi's name is
Speaker 1: now a designer drug. I don't like that anyhow. Tutsy's
Speaker 1: nickname is bops or uh. We call her all different nicknames.
Speaker 1: We you know, hot dogs have six or seven different names.
Speaker 1: We call a wooten bobs. But I don't want to
Speaker 1: have a design A drug is a name that's not
Speaker 1: who anyhow. But I've been reading about dogs for years
Speaker 1: because for four years. Tutsi and I, as you know,
Speaker 1: were a team, and I remember telling you let your
Speaker 1: dogs take their time on their walks. It's in those
Speaker 1: moments that you know you might be infuriated because they're
Speaker 1: taking so long they can't pete. But in reality, they're
Speaker 1: doing a lot of thinking. They're doing a lot of planning.
Speaker 1: Like we know, bigger dogs will lift their legs in
Speaker 1: pee on a tree or a wall or a fire hydrant,
Speaker 1: and they do this. This send the message about how
Speaker 1: big they are. Right, that's them showing off. Here's how
Speaker 1: high my piss is. They're showing their strength, their height.
Speaker 1: They're breathing potential. The higher the pee, the bigger the dog.
Speaker 1: It's like a dog's version of a dick pic put
Speaker 1: it that way. But I watched Tutsi when we go
Speaker 1: out for walks, and I can literally see what she's doing.
Speaker 1: She's female, she won't squat, she lives her leg too,
Speaker 1: but she wants to appear bigger and tougher than the
Speaker 1: big dogs. So like a lot of smaller dogs, maybe
Speaker 1: you got one like this. She will hold her leg
Speaker 1: higher and lean back to the point where she's almost
Speaker 1: falling down. But I can see bye bye. By doing this,
Speaker 1: she's sending a message that she pisses higher because of
Speaker 1: the height of her urine mark. I know it might
Speaker 1: feel annoying when a dog stop to sniff or pee
Speaker 1: every few feet while they're trying to get them. You know,
Speaker 1: we're trying to get them inside, get them back home.
Speaker 1: And but I always tell you guys, give them more time.
Speaker 1: Let them check in on there what I call their
Speaker 1: not their email, but their pemail. It's very important to
Speaker 1: them while they go out in their walks. Let them
Speaker 1: check their pe mail man. Because they can't talk the
Speaker 1: way we can. They make noises, they bark, they howl,
Speaker 1: they wine, they growl. But all those things are done
Speaker 1: in different ways, in different fashions for different reasons. Some
Speaker 1: of it is to express excitement, happiness to see us,
Speaker 1: fear or even anxiety that we're leaving. My last dog,
Speaker 1: Lily would bark because she had suspicion about people, and
Speaker 1: frustration about things and anger. But our dogs would whine.
Speaker 1: And our dogs do wine for many reasons, just like
Speaker 1: we do. And whenever they do it, it's important to
Speaker 1: figure out what that message is they're trying to send you.
Speaker 1: Are they in pain. Are they said, Are they happy
Speaker 1: or they excited? Are they just asking for food? Anyway,
Speaker 1: I just love the fact that I got up and
Speaker 1: was being stared at with those deep black eyes that
Speaker 1: instantly reminded me of that Todd Runggren song. And that
Speaker 1: means in a lot of ways, it's like my church.
Speaker 1: It's just to me, it's the religious experience. I can
Speaker 1: explain it. And then around ten o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 1: her mom came to pick her up, and even though
Speaker 1: she and I had a great time, I fed us
Speaker 1: some mozzarella and some sausage off my pizza. She's not
Speaker 1: really eating that kind of stuff anymore. Andrew's got to
Speaker 1: run a really good diet, a very healthy diet. But
Speaker 1: it's a weird thing, this custody situation between she and
Speaker 1: I when it comes to Tutsi. We're not fighting about it,
Speaker 1: there are no arguments about it. It just that nearly
Speaker 1: five years ago, she gave me that dog as a
Speaker 1: gift because my other dog literally died in my arms.
Speaker 1: And for four years it was me and Tutsy doing everything,
Speaker 1: going everywhere, whether it was good, bad, scary, happy, or crazy.
Speaker 1: Tutsi was next to me. We went through everything together.
Speaker 1: And now some of you have asked me, why don't
Speaker 1: you travel with Tutsy, Why don't you just have Tutsi.
Speaker 1: You posted that on Facebook, et cetera, and I'll say
Speaker 1: it again in case you missed it. The simple reason
Speaker 1: that I just want her to live a happier life,
Speaker 1: because that's how much I love her period. And if
Speaker 1: a happier life means that she stays in Vegas with
Speaker 1: Andrea and with her dog mom Gizmo, who's twelve years
Speaker 1: old and not in the best health, well that just
Speaker 1: warms my heart. So as much as I want her
Speaker 1: in my bed every day to look into those deep
Speaker 1: black eyes, as much as I would love to have
Speaker 1: her wake me up at three forty five in the morning,
Speaker 1: I'd much rather she be happy and sleep next to
Speaker 1: her mom at the same time, giving Andrea comfort while
Speaker 1: she watches Tutsi's real dog mom slowly age and unfortunately
Speaker 1: wait for the inevitable. So that's where my heart lies.
Speaker 1: My happiness is not nearly as important as tutsis. So
Speaker 1: I hope that gave you some insight what this show
Speaker 1: is about today. I have no idea, but take it
Speaker 1: for what it is. I gotta go do poking out
Speaker 1: for eight hours. I'm made. J Benzon. I was your
Speaker 1: daily on Filtered podcast from me twentieth twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: Will talk again tomorrow