WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.480 --> 00:00:04.240 Good evening. You start here just in a few minutes 2 00:00:04.240 --> 00:00:08.880 to see if anybody else joins in. Hello, Hello, everybody? Hello, 3 00:00:08.880 --> 00:00:11.919 there's the married couple? How last night go? And then 4 00:00:11.960 --> 00:00:15.080 I'll get things started. Anybody want to fess up to 5 00:00:15.119 --> 00:00:20.359 what happened after you? Guys? Hung up? Now? Okay? Uh 6 00:00:24.160 --> 00:00:29.760 got it? Got it? Welcome back to another tantalizing episode 7 00:00:29.800 --> 00:00:32.960 of Dear Nikki after Dark, where we uncover the raw, 8 00:00:33.240 --> 00:00:37.479 unfiltered confessions that make your pulse race and your imagination 9 00:00:37.600 --> 00:00:41.159 run wild. I'm your host, Nikki, and today we're diving 10 00:00:41.240 --> 00:00:46.560 deep into the world of medical mischief and those steamy encounters, fantasies, 11 00:00:46.560 --> 00:00:50.560 and hilarious mishaps that happen behind a closed exam door. 12 00:00:51.240 --> 00:00:54.359 If you ever felt a thrill of the stessico, the 13 00:00:54.439 --> 00:00:57.600 steph of scope, Jesus, my tongue has been all ridden 14 00:00:57.600 --> 00:01:02.240 tonight and forbidden procedure. This episode is for you. Remember, 15 00:01:02.280 --> 00:01:06.799 all confessions are shared anonymously, but the heat is very 16 00:01:06.840 --> 00:01:12.040 real and on tonight's show, imagine med school studying turning 17 00:01:12.239 --> 00:01:16.159 into a wine field abdominal exam that ends with a 18 00:01:16.239 --> 00:01:20.079 tongue in places it shouldn't be, leaving one student begging 19 00:01:20.159 --> 00:01:27.680 for more. A doctor roleplay gone hilariously wrong when a 20 00:01:27.760 --> 00:01:32.480 special medicine gets denied by insurance, turning foreplay into a 21 00:01:32.599 --> 00:01:36.519 laugh out loud romp, and a fantasy of a hung 22 00:01:36.599 --> 00:01:40.719 doctor skipping the gloves for a very personal prostate jack, 23 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:46.079 complete with a sample collection that's anything but routine. So 24 00:01:46.239 --> 00:01:50.560 stick around because there's These are just the tip of 25 00:01:50.599 --> 00:01:56.680 the stethoscope. And now for our dear nicky segment, where 26 00:01:56.719 --> 00:01:59.840 I answer our listener's burning question and turn it back 27 00:01:59.879 --> 00:02:05.239 to you today. Question comes from an anonymous sender, Dannicky. 28 00:02:05.560 --> 00:02:09.319 I've always fantasized about medical role play, but I'm worried 29 00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:12.800 it'll feel too awkward or clinical in real life. How 30 00:02:12.800 --> 00:02:15.800 do I make it feel sexy and natural without killing 31 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:21.520 the mood? I don't have experience in medical play anybody 32 00:02:21.560 --> 00:02:24.319 here in the chat, but I think it goes to 33 00:02:24.400 --> 00:02:27.919 show that it really can just be like anything. We're 34 00:02:27.960 --> 00:02:31.199 cautious and be open and just take your time. I 35 00:02:31.199 --> 00:02:34.000 mean it doesn't have to be hello, I'm here to 36 00:02:34.120 --> 00:02:36.520 examine your dick. I mean, it doesn't know to be that. 37 00:02:37.479 --> 00:02:41.719 I wouldn't think unless you're going for that, But I 38 00:02:41.719 --> 00:02:43.680 couldn't keep a straight face. So I don't think being 39 00:02:44.400 --> 00:02:49.360 I think go slow. Yeah I don't. I wouldn't know. 40 00:02:49.680 --> 00:02:51.759 Now the club I went to the UK, they had 41 00:02:51.879 --> 00:02:55.439 a medical room for medical play, but it also served 42 00:02:55.479 --> 00:02:58.319 as a medical room, so it was like because they 43 00:02:58.360 --> 00:03:01.759 had they had always registered at least a registered nurse 44 00:03:01.919 --> 00:03:04.400 and like an rin on staff and or at doctor 45 00:03:04.919 --> 00:03:09.639 always there. So that was kind of interesting. So what's 46 00:03:09.680 --> 00:03:12.599 the one tip you'd give to make medical role play 47 00:03:12.639 --> 00:03:16.919 feel more authentic and arousing? And second, have you ever 48 00:03:17.039 --> 00:03:21.560 incorporated real medical elements like a doctor visit story into 49 00:03:21.560 --> 00:03:26.159 your fantasies or play and how did it enhance your experience? Again? No, 50 00:03:26.439 --> 00:03:29.960 not for me? What about anybody else here? You can 51 00:03:30.080 --> 00:03:33.680 always for those that are listening later answer in a 52 00:03:34.639 --> 00:03:36.680 send us a message and discord and let us know 53 00:03:36.719 --> 00:03:39.599 if you have any medical play experience, or you can 54 00:03:39.639 --> 00:03:42.120 email me at Nikki at dear Nikki dot com or 55 00:03:42.159 --> 00:03:45.400 anonymously on the website at Dearnigki dot com under the 56 00:03:45.439 --> 00:03:50.080 confessions tab. So would you play roleplay a doctor nurse 57 00:03:50.159 --> 00:03:53.479 or a doctor patient scenario at home? Fore hole, I 58 00:03:53.560 --> 00:03:59.800 take notes nurse patient? We already did nurses, Jimmy, what 59 00:03:59.800 --> 00:04:01.719 about and if you're here just to listen. Just let 60 00:04:01.759 --> 00:04:03.840 us know and we'll just let you listen, and you 61 00:04:03.840 --> 00:04:06.400 don't have to have a conversation, but feel free to 62 00:04:06.400 --> 00:04:09.719 have a conversation the chat with them or me. Didn't 63 00:04:09.719 --> 00:04:12.400 want you to feel like we're leaving you out. It 64 00:04:12.479 --> 00:04:15.000 is hot in my office, guys, I'm ready for the 65 00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:19.560 Oh no, okay, it is a slickery little sucker. I 66 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:22.120 one time, the first time I did, I was like, 67 00:04:22.160 --> 00:04:24.959 where the fuck is this chat? So? Do you have 68 00:04:25.000 --> 00:04:28.759 any medical play experience now that you've found the chat? Yeah? 69 00:04:29.560 --> 00:04:33.920 So would you go the Mars route for nurse patient 70 00:04:34.959 --> 00:04:38.720 or doctor patient or doctor nurse? And why am I 71 00:04:38.759 --> 00:04:45.399 thinking of the what was it? Hello? Nurse? That cartoon? 72 00:04:47.240 --> 00:04:51.399 There's patient? Ah, you missed the traveling did you the 73 00:04:51.439 --> 00:04:56.079 traveling nurse that we did last Friday? But I think 74 00:04:56.120 --> 00:04:59.439 there's another nurse day on this month, so keep an 75 00:04:59.439 --> 00:05:02.560 eye out for that. Or did you actually did you 76 00:05:02.639 --> 00:05:05.800 hear the episode? But I think that was an erotic 77 00:05:05.879 --> 00:05:10.680 audio so it would have been behind a paywall. All right, 78 00:05:11.279 --> 00:05:14.560 let's kick things off with the brain deezer. Today's reddle 79 00:05:14.680 --> 00:05:19.040 sounds downright filthy, but I promise it's one hundred percent clean. 80 00:05:19.800 --> 00:05:23.519 I go in deep then come out slow, and some 81 00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:28.000 prefer me big. What am I? I'll let you think 82 00:05:28.040 --> 00:05:29.800 on that one. I think I've stumped you guys tonight 83 00:05:30.399 --> 00:05:34.439 and I'll reveal the answer at the end of the show. Nope, 84 00:05:36.600 --> 00:05:40.439 it's actually not food related. How about that. You know 85 00:05:40.519 --> 00:05:44.800 what time it is. It's time to sit back, relax, 86 00:05:45.800 --> 00:05:49.079 Let's have a whiskey with some filthy cherries, of course, 87 00:05:49.839 --> 00:05:53.879 and explore some erotic fantasies from people just like you 88 00:05:53.959 --> 00:05:59.160 and me. Dear Nikki, Okay, confession time, because you're the 89 00:05:59.160 --> 00:06:03.120 only one I trust with this delicious filth. You already know. 90 00:06:03.279 --> 00:06:05.879 I dipped my toes and more into the med school 91 00:06:05.920 --> 00:06:09.399 for a little over a year before life decided yet 92 00:06:09.720 --> 00:06:13.279 me out the door. The program basically locked us as 93 00:06:13.480 --> 00:06:17.079 med students in our own little horny bubble, separate dorms, 94 00:06:17.160 --> 00:06:22.000 weird schedules, zero mingling with noormies. Hooking up with anyone 95 00:06:22.160 --> 00:06:25.680 in the cohort was a guaranteed gossip explosion by lunch 96 00:06:25.759 --> 00:06:29.720 the next day, but that didn't stop the chemistry from simmering. 97 00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:35.040 Clinical skills were the real culprit. Endless practice exams meant 98 00:06:35.120 --> 00:06:38.480 running your hands all over each other's bodies under the 99 00:06:38.519 --> 00:06:45.120 guise of learning single tough luck. You're palpitating your classmates abs, 100 00:06:45.480 --> 00:06:49.079 listening to their lungs, and suddenly everyone's breathing a little 101 00:06:49.120 --> 00:06:53.240 heavier than necessary. That's how I ended up sprawled on 102 00:06:53.399 --> 00:06:58.079 Jenny's couch over Christmas. Jen twenty seven, mature student ex 103 00:06:58.160 --> 00:07:02.560 farmer rep with a killer charm, blonde bob ears peeking out, 104 00:07:02.680 --> 00:07:05.759 and she tucked her hair back, and yes, it made 105 00:07:05.759 --> 00:07:10.279 me weak. Endless tan legs, tight little stomach, and their 106 00:07:10.360 --> 00:07:14.519 reputation that preceded her by a mile. She'd been man 107 00:07:14.560 --> 00:07:17.639 starved for over a year and wasn't shy about saying it. 108 00:07:18.439 --> 00:07:22.079 We bonded over a dirty humor and endless compliments about 109 00:07:22.120 --> 00:07:25.399 my missing dick, thanks in large part to our mutual 110 00:07:25.480 --> 00:07:31.120 lesbian friend Lydia accidentally awakening Jin's by side. We started 111 00:07:31.120 --> 00:07:36.160 the day studying for a written exam. Then exactly at 112 00:07:36.199 --> 00:07:39.839 noon we cracked wine like the responsible dolts and switched 113 00:07:39.879 --> 00:07:45.839 to practicals topless breast exams, old news. We were making delicious, 114 00:07:46.079 --> 00:07:51.560 ridiculous faces and giggling like idiots, wine loosening everything. Eventually 115 00:07:51.600 --> 00:07:54.240 we flopped on to the sofa. I stretched out, feet 116 00:07:54.279 --> 00:07:57.199 in her lap while she rented about how horny she was. 117 00:07:57.879 --> 00:08:02.120 The room started using lazy spin. Then she shifted, and 118 00:08:02.240 --> 00:08:07.199 suddenly she was straddling me, eyes dark and playful. A 119 00:08:07.319 --> 00:08:11.879 donal exam, she purred, tucking my shirt up. I stripped 120 00:08:11.879 --> 00:08:15.279 it off, tied, tired, and failed to balance my wine 121 00:08:15.279 --> 00:08:18.600 glass on my bare stomach like a circus act. A 122 00:08:18.680 --> 00:08:22.639 corset tipped rained red wine pooled in my navel and 123 00:08:22.800 --> 00:08:27.079 gene tissed, calling me a clumsy little slut, then leaned 124 00:08:27.079 --> 00:08:31.279 down and licked it out with one slow, hot swipe 125 00:08:31.279 --> 00:08:34.200 of her tongue. I swear my soul left my body 126 00:08:34.200 --> 00:08:38.799 for a second, full shiver, instant clinch between my legs. 127 00:08:39.559 --> 00:08:43.200 I fooled around with girls before, but nothing, nothing has 128 00:08:43.279 --> 00:08:46.639 hit me like the warm tongue circling my belly button. 129 00:08:47.320 --> 00:08:52.399 She confiscated my glass smart, then continued the exam, hands 130 00:08:52.399 --> 00:08:56.840 gliding lower, pressing into my danger zone, that strip of 131 00:08:56.840 --> 00:08:59.879 skin from the navel to the pubic bone that turns 132 00:08:59.919 --> 00:09:04.200 me into a whimpering mess. Under ten seconds, her fingers 133 00:09:04.279 --> 00:09:07.960 dug in just right, checking for organ edges, and I 134 00:09:08.039 --> 00:09:13.200 moaned loud, shameless, save it. For your vaginal examin your 135 00:09:13.240 --> 00:09:17.960 filthy girl, she teased. Voice, husky, drunk brain took over. 136 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:22.840 Why wait. Fingertips hooked my waistband. I lifted my hips 137 00:09:22.879 --> 00:09:27.679 without thinking. Leggings and panties yanked off together. Cool air 138 00:09:27.799 --> 00:09:31.519 kissed my bare pussy. She settled between my thighs, pushed 139 00:09:31.519 --> 00:09:36.720 my knees wide and just stared, smiled like she won something. 140 00:09:37.399 --> 00:09:41.279 Her hands trailed up my inner thighs, slow torture. I 141 00:09:41.360 --> 00:09:45.240 kissed one thigh, then the other, creeping higher with every pass. 142 00:09:45.919 --> 00:09:49.639 I was arching, desperate, trying to grind toward her mouth. 143 00:09:50.360 --> 00:09:52.919 She pinned me down with one palm low on my belly, 144 00:09:53.639 --> 00:09:58.360 right where I'm the weakest brat. Then she simply blew 145 00:09:58.519 --> 00:10:02.080 a soft stream of air my clit. I let out 146 00:10:02.080 --> 00:10:05.799 this pathetic, high pitched wine I didn't know I could make. 147 00:10:06.480 --> 00:10:12.799 Her mouth finally descended, wet, warm, relentless, drunk oil is unmatched, 148 00:10:13.159 --> 00:10:18.080 and she approved it. Sucking, licking gentle bites Hickey's painting 149 00:10:18.120 --> 00:10:22.120 across my thighs. She edged me for ages, fifteen minutes 150 00:10:22.159 --> 00:10:26.360 of pure aching heaven, until I was trembling and begging 151 00:10:26.360 --> 00:10:30.519 with my hips when she zeroed in tight perfect circles 152 00:10:30.559 --> 00:10:33.799 around my clit. I was done, hands in her hair, 153 00:10:33.919 --> 00:10:37.960 pulling her face deeper, riding her tongue until orgasm rooped 154 00:10:38.000 --> 00:10:43.200 through me, whole body, convulsing, vision blurring, pleasure so sharp 155 00:10:43.639 --> 00:10:47.639 and almost burned. She kept softly licking through the aftershocks 156 00:10:48.080 --> 00:10:51.399 until I had to stop her. Another one was already building, 157 00:10:52.000 --> 00:10:55.039 and I was convinced it would actually kill me. I 158 00:10:55.120 --> 00:10:58.480 tried to play it cool. You failed, no chaperon for 159 00:10:58.519 --> 00:11:03.240 an intimate exam. Disgraceful. We both cracked up the tension 160 00:11:03.320 --> 00:11:06.919 we've been ignoring finally snapped. I still owe her. One 161 00:11:07.279 --> 00:11:10.480 got too worked up to reliving and to finish the story. 162 00:11:11.120 --> 00:11:13.360 Guess I'll have to burn this one off on my run. 163 00:11:13.960 --> 00:11:16.639 Don't hate me for leaving you hanging, or maybe you do. 164 00:11:17.600 --> 00:11:19.919 I like it when I get a little she gets 165 00:11:19.960 --> 00:11:23.240 a little mad at me. Makes me want to work 166 00:11:23.320 --> 00:11:30.919 up slowly yours and sin exo. Yeah, I've never I've 167 00:11:30.960 --> 00:11:33.720 never been to medical school, but you know in college, 168 00:11:33.759 --> 00:11:37.039 I you know, the roommate was a roommate. She was, yeah, 169 00:11:37.360 --> 00:11:41.360 a roommate. She's not my life anymore. So I wonder 170 00:11:42.440 --> 00:11:48.519 to Jenny, or to my sinful lady here. What made 171 00:11:48.559 --> 00:11:53.080 Jenny's touch so electrified compared to past experiences and was 172 00:11:53.120 --> 00:11:56.320 it the forbidden med school vibe or something more personal? 173 00:11:57.039 --> 00:11:59.960 And to those of you listening, have you ever turned 174 00:12:00.039 --> 00:12:04.080 a professional or educational setting into something steamy? And what 175 00:12:04.360 --> 00:12:07.720 sparked that shift for you? I have to say that 176 00:12:07.879 --> 00:12:10.440 spot she was talking about, from nable to pubic bone, 177 00:12:10.440 --> 00:12:13.799 that doesn't I'm might have to try that. I mean, 178 00:12:13.879 --> 00:12:17.360 I've never thought of that area an intimate spot. What 179 00:12:17.360 --> 00:12:21.679 about you, Mars? What about and gentlemen? What about you guys? 180 00:12:22.320 --> 00:12:30.039 Anybody really really well? I've skipped it in Roger's zone. 181 00:12:31.960 --> 00:12:34.840 I always like that. I always go to the outer 182 00:12:34.919 --> 00:12:38.799 and anerthize, you know. And I'm trying to think. Have 183 00:12:38.960 --> 00:12:42.120 I ever trailed a tongue or a hand down that way? 184 00:12:42.559 --> 00:12:45.240 I'm gonna have to ask. I know too that all 185 00:12:45.279 --> 00:12:49.679 answer me, so I'll ask them in the morning. Do 186 00:12:49.759 --> 00:12:52.840 you have your husband ballgag somewhere, Mars? Because he's all quiet? 187 00:12:53.840 --> 00:12:59.559 Oh not yet, Dear Nikki, this one's too ridiculous and 188 00:12:59.639 --> 00:13:03.600 hot not to share with you. Confession in coming. So 189 00:13:03.799 --> 00:13:07.879 picture this. We're deep and playing doctor role play. I'm 190 00:13:07.879 --> 00:13:10.240 the helpless needy patient, perched on the edge of my 191 00:13:10.320 --> 00:13:14.600 bed in my tiniest lingerie, patting my lashes like I'm 192 00:13:14.639 --> 00:13:19.000 auditioning for the world's horniest Disney princess. He's a stern, 193 00:13:19.080 --> 00:13:23.399 sexy doctor and nothing but Boxer's that smirk, the way 194 00:13:23.440 --> 00:13:27.120 he always gets me. I slide my hand right over 195 00:13:27.159 --> 00:13:31.000 his cock and give it a slow squeeze and per 196 00:13:31.120 --> 00:13:36.200 in my sweetest, breathest voice, Doctor, I think I need 197 00:13:36.279 --> 00:13:41.360 some special medicine to make me feel all better. Without 198 00:13:41.399 --> 00:13:45.080 missing a beat, He gently but firmly pushes my hand away, 199 00:13:45.720 --> 00:13:49.639 looks me dead in the eye with this completely straight face, 200 00:13:50.519 --> 00:13:55.440 and says, sorry, ma'am, but this procedure isn't covered by 201 00:13:55.480 --> 00:13:59.120 your insurance. I froze for half a second. Then we 202 00:13:59.240 --> 00:14:03.320 both lost it, full on can't Breathe tears in her eyes, laughing. 203 00:14:04.039 --> 00:14:08.200 I'm talking, wheezing, clutching my stomach, the whole dramatic collapse 204 00:14:08.240 --> 00:14:10.200 onto the bed. This was so would have been me. 205 00:14:11.759 --> 00:14:15.519 He tried to stay in character. Now let's check your vitals, 206 00:14:16.080 --> 00:14:18.360 but every time he touched me we'd crack up again. 207 00:14:19.519 --> 00:14:23.919 I'm so not sounding sexy right now, I'd moaned dramatically 208 00:14:24.120 --> 00:14:28.919 and he'd deadpanns something about cope's or pre authorization required. 209 00:14:29.360 --> 00:14:34.519 It was the dumbest, funniest foreplay disaster ever. Eventually we 210 00:14:34.639 --> 00:14:38.639 gave up on the script entirely, still giggling like ill idiots. 211 00:14:39.000 --> 00:14:41.080 Clothes came off, and we fucked like it was the 212 00:14:41.159 --> 00:14:44.759 punchline to the best joke we've ever heard. Every fast, 213 00:14:44.960 --> 00:14:48.360 ever gasp, we'd catch each other's eye and start cracking 214 00:14:48.440 --> 00:14:51.519 up all over again. I came so hard it was 215 00:14:51.720 --> 00:14:56.360 literally laughing through the oral exam, shaking, snorting the works. 216 00:14:56.840 --> 00:15:00.480 He wasn't far behind. They collapsed in the sweaty, breathless 217 00:15:00.519 --> 00:15:04.559 heap afterwards, still snickering. Every few minutes whenever one of 218 00:15:04.639 --> 00:15:08.559 us remembered not covered by your insurance. I swear it's 219 00:15:08.639 --> 00:15:12.559 ruined serious doctor roleplay for me forever in the best way. 220 00:15:13.240 --> 00:15:16.559 Moral of the story, Sometimes the hottest sex comes with 221 00:15:16.600 --> 00:15:20.679 a side of uncontrollable laughter. And yeah, I'd let him 222 00:15:20.720 --> 00:15:24.320 deny my claim again in a heartbeat. Don't tell anyone, 223 00:15:24.480 --> 00:15:27.639 but maybe next time you're feeling under the weather, I'll 224 00:15:27.639 --> 00:15:31.080 come over and prescribe you something that definitely isn't covered. 225 00:15:31.879 --> 00:15:36.519 You're anonymous little trouble maker ooh, I have a little 226 00:15:36.519 --> 00:15:40.759 trail maker. I think laughter leads to the best secks, 227 00:15:41.039 --> 00:15:42.879 you know, especially if you're really into someone. I could 228 00:15:42.879 --> 00:15:46.240 see this being really good sex. Just that could be 229 00:15:46.480 --> 00:15:49.879 just me though, So I think I'm gonna borrow that line. 230 00:15:51.240 --> 00:15:53.080 But I don't think it'd work with the Brett because 231 00:15:53.120 --> 00:15:55.000 they don't do medical insurance over there. So I ended 232 00:15:55.080 --> 00:15:59.960 up what I'm kidding. And to my anonymous little troublemaker, 233 00:16:00.799 --> 00:16:04.799 did that insurance denial become an inside joke for future 234 00:16:04.840 --> 00:16:08.919 play or did it inspire more comedia scenarios? I could 235 00:16:08.960 --> 00:16:13.080 see them dropping this in like conversation between you know, 236 00:16:13.120 --> 00:16:15.279 and nobody has a clue, but it's like an inside 237 00:16:15.279 --> 00:16:20.000 sexy joke that would be me anyway. And for you guys, 238 00:16:20.159 --> 00:16:23.480 what's the funniest mishap that's ever happened during your role 239 00:16:23.519 --> 00:16:27.200 play or just regular sex attempts? And how did it 240 00:16:27.240 --> 00:16:32.080 affect the mood? I'm trying to think anybody have one? No, 241 00:16:32.720 --> 00:16:36.879 I think that's why I probably Besides, I don't want 242 00:16:36.919 --> 00:16:41.240 my vagina's not a clown car being porn because I 243 00:16:41.279 --> 00:16:45.039 don't think I could stay in character. I mean, God 244 00:16:45.080 --> 00:16:47.440 bless them, I couldn't do it. I mean, and I 245 00:16:47.519 --> 00:16:49.360 know a porn star. I'm really good friends with her, 246 00:16:49.399 --> 00:16:52.919 but there's just no way, no way I can do it. 247 00:16:52.960 --> 00:16:54.960 I'm gonna have to ask her how she doesn't crack up. 248 00:16:55.919 --> 00:16:58.279 I'm gonna have to or even the ones that I 249 00:16:58.320 --> 00:17:00.840 know that just that do shoot content. I'm gonna have 250 00:17:00.879 --> 00:17:03.759 to ask because there's no way. There's no way I 251 00:17:03.759 --> 00:17:06.359 could do it. Wait and see what Jimmy says. I 252 00:17:06.359 --> 00:17:09.279 bet it's gonna be good. But I will say this, 253 00:17:09.400 --> 00:17:11.240 if you ever meet me and I'm with you know, 254 00:17:11.279 --> 00:17:14.000 the Bridge or Darcy, and they say something that's an 255 00:17:14.039 --> 00:17:16.559 inside joke and I go beat red. You know immediately 256 00:17:17.200 --> 00:17:21.359 it's something sexual because I wear all my feels and 257 00:17:21.440 --> 00:17:25.359 motions right on my face. So it's it's one of those. 258 00:17:25.359 --> 00:17:27.200 You'll know it's an inside joke, and it would definitely 259 00:17:27.279 --> 00:17:34.000 something good. Jimmy's tapping a book, So what's the one? 260 00:17:34.480 --> 00:17:40.680 Chapter one? What's the uh? You were going down on 261 00:17:40.720 --> 00:17:42.640 a woman? She was sitting on the couch, I was 262 00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:44.640 kneeling on the floor. Her dog came up in mind. 263 00:17:45.319 --> 00:17:58.160 Oh that would suck. Oh my god. So did it 264 00:17:58.240 --> 00:18:00.039 kill the moon? I mean, did you guys get the 265 00:18:00.079 --> 00:18:02.440 dog out of the room and did it kill the mood? 266 00:18:03.480 --> 00:18:05.279 Mike Golden's go lay on the floor. I'm not worried 267 00:18:05.279 --> 00:18:08.519 about him. She put the dog away and we continued. 268 00:18:12.200 --> 00:18:17.880 Oh okay, I'm gonna ask. Was the nose cold? Oh no, 269 00:18:18.200 --> 00:18:21.480 it just mounted you. I thought maybe I read that wrong. Sorry. 270 00:18:22.599 --> 00:18:25.279 We had a confession, oh about a month or so 271 00:18:25.359 --> 00:18:30.079 ago where that happened, where a dog it was either 272 00:18:30.079 --> 00:18:34.240 a dog or cat, came up and put its nose 273 00:18:34.559 --> 00:18:37.680 right on the guy's ass, like in between the cheeks, 274 00:18:37.680 --> 00:18:42.160 and it was really cold. He fully clothed. Well, that's 275 00:18:42.200 --> 00:18:46.359 a good thing, dear Nikki. I've been replaying this moment 276 00:18:46.359 --> 00:18:48.920 in my head all day and I need to spill 277 00:18:48.960 --> 00:18:54.359 it to you. Nope, he's definitely imprinted on evenity. So 278 00:18:54.480 --> 00:18:57.400 here's a little confession for you. We moved to a 279 00:18:57.480 --> 00:19:01.400 new state each which meant huning for fresh doctor to 280 00:19:01.480 --> 00:19:06.000 keep our meds flowing. Ended up with this wonderful LGBT 281 00:19:06.200 --> 00:19:10.599 friendly practice, super welcoming no judgment vibes from the jump. 282 00:19:11.279 --> 00:19:14.519 Today was our second visit, so she wanted to do 283 00:19:14.599 --> 00:19:18.799 a deeper dive into our histories. STI screening the full checklist, 284 00:19:19.440 --> 00:19:23.200 she started with my husband casual as anything. How long 285 00:19:23.240 --> 00:19:27.279 since your last full panel? Any new partner sense? His 286 00:19:27.519 --> 00:19:32.039 answers straight up, yes, two do you know their status? 287 00:19:32.480 --> 00:19:37.319 One negative? One positive, but undetectable. The whole time he's 288 00:19:37.359 --> 00:19:41.519 looking right at her, calm open, no shame. I'm sitting 289 00:19:41.519 --> 00:19:43.920 there watching him be so matter of fact about it, 290 00:19:44.279 --> 00:19:48.799 and my heart's already doing that fluttery thing. Then it's 291 00:19:48.880 --> 00:19:51.839 my term. Same question rolls around to the partner's bit. 292 00:19:52.519 --> 00:19:55.759 Before I could open my mouth, the doctor glances between 293 00:19:55.839 --> 00:19:59.720 us and says, all gentle and assuming and just the 294 00:19:59.759 --> 00:20:04.799 same he had. I cut in quick, no, oh, no, 295 00:20:05.640 --> 00:20:08.279 I haven't been with anyone. I didn't look at her 296 00:20:08.319 --> 00:20:11.279 when I said it. I looked straight at him, and Nikki, 297 00:20:11.720 --> 00:20:14.039 if you could have seen the smile that spread across 298 00:20:14.039 --> 00:20:19.160 his face, not smug, not cocky, just this pure, radiant 299 00:20:19.200 --> 00:20:22.960 look of love. I soft lips parted, like he couldn't 300 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:26.839 believe how lucky he is. Like in that second, everything 301 00:20:26.880 --> 00:20:31.279 clicked into place, even more perfectly than before. My chest 302 00:20:31.279 --> 00:20:34.880 went warm and tight and happy all at once. For once, 303 00:20:35.119 --> 00:20:38.039 we didn't have to dance around or the soft edges, 304 00:20:38.839 --> 00:20:44.039 no euphanisms. No, it's complicated. Just us, our dynamic laid 305 00:20:44.039 --> 00:20:50.039 bare in fluorescent lit exam room, and it felt freeing, safe, hot, 306 00:20:50.119 --> 00:20:53.519 in the quietest, sweetest way. I walked out of there, 307 00:20:53.599 --> 00:20:57.039 holding his hand a little tighter, still buzzing from that smile. 308 00:20:57.759 --> 00:21:00.440 Turns out telling the truth to a stranger can feel 309 00:21:00.440 --> 00:21:05.000 more intimate than any secret we've ever kept. Don't worry, Handsome, 310 00:21:05.599 --> 00:21:08.000 I'm keeping the rest of the details for when I'm 311 00:21:08.079 --> 00:21:12.119 extra naughty and want to tease you properly. But this one, 312 00:21:12.720 --> 00:21:16.559 this one's too tender not to share your secret. Cut 313 00:21:16.640 --> 00:21:19.880 Queen admirer. I don't think I've ever had a cut 314 00:21:19.960 --> 00:21:26.720 Queen admirer. Wow, Oh that's kind of cool. You know 315 00:21:26.880 --> 00:21:30.559 it Sometimes when we're in real life and we end 316 00:21:30.640 --> 00:21:34.680 up telling our partner partners whatever box we're in, it 317 00:21:35.240 --> 00:21:38.039 can just make it a very intimate moment, a very 318 00:21:38.079 --> 00:21:41.039 normal moment. Very intimate is what I'm looking for here. 319 00:21:41.680 --> 00:21:45.119 It's refreshing to see, and there are more and more 320 00:21:45.160 --> 00:21:46.920 doctors out there. Matter of fact, I've talked to mine 321 00:21:46.960 --> 00:21:51.039 about being in the community, just even for sexploried doves, 322 00:21:51.799 --> 00:21:55.119 going into chat rooms and letting people know that he 323 00:21:55.279 --> 00:22:00.279 is available for them to my cut. Queen admirer, how's 324 00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:03.400 being open about your dynamic in medical setting changed your 325 00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:07.599 relationship or self view? And to those of listening, have 326 00:22:07.720 --> 00:22:11.039 you ever felt empowered by sharing a personal truth in 327 00:22:11.079 --> 00:22:15.359 a professional space and what was out the outcome? I 328 00:22:15.359 --> 00:22:18.680 don't think I have. Well, I did my doctor's office. 329 00:22:19.759 --> 00:22:23.000 My doctor thought, you know, because when I would go 330 00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:25.400 around it was about a year ago. He wanted to 331 00:22:25.400 --> 00:22:27.480 do all my panels. He's like, well, I'm gonna test 332 00:22:27.519 --> 00:22:30.200 you for STDs and all this stuff, like, whoa why 333 00:22:30.240 --> 00:22:32.000 are we testing for STDs. He's like, well, you know 334 00:22:32.039 --> 00:22:37.880 you're playing. I went no, I'm not. No, I when 335 00:22:37.920 --> 00:22:42.960 I go it's for the professional capacity, not for play. 336 00:22:43.960 --> 00:22:50.119 So yeah, dear Nikki, this one's been in my head. 337 00:22:50.519 --> 00:22:53.960 So it's confession time, straight from the filthiest corner of 338 00:22:54.000 --> 00:22:57.519 my brain. I've got this recurrent fantasy that hits me 339 00:22:57.680 --> 00:23:01.200 every time I walk into a doctor's office. The sterile smell, 340 00:23:01.359 --> 00:23:04.200 the crinkle of paper on the exam table, the way 341 00:23:04.200 --> 00:23:08.319 the fluorescent lights make everything feel clinical enough to twist 342 00:23:08.319 --> 00:23:12.799 into something deliciously wrong. I keep imagining a doctor who's 343 00:23:13.279 --> 00:23:20.720 just not competent, like he's hung, like impressively unfairly hung, thick, heavy, 344 00:23:21.079 --> 00:23:23.880 the kind that makes you do a double take when 345 00:23:23.960 --> 00:23:27.519 he hands zips For the exam. He'd have me stripped down, 346 00:23:27.759 --> 00:23:31.400 hop on the table, knees and the stirrups as exposed 347 00:23:31.440 --> 00:23:36.559 and already clenching in anticipation. Just a routine prostate jack, 348 00:23:36.799 --> 00:23:40.000 he'd say in that calm, professional voice, but his eyes 349 00:23:40.039 --> 00:23:44.000 would dark with intent. No glove, no low bottle in sight, 350 00:23:44.920 --> 00:23:47.960 just him slicking up that fat cock with a little 351 00:23:48.000 --> 00:23:52.880 spit and pressing the head right against my whole. Relax. 352 00:23:53.359 --> 00:23:56.640 This is for your health, he murmured, pushing in slow 353 00:23:56.720 --> 00:24:00.680 at first, stretching me open, ench by ench until I'm gasping, 354 00:24:01.079 --> 00:24:05.000 gripping the edges of the table. Then he'd start thrusting deep, 355 00:24:05.319 --> 00:24:09.720 deliberate strokes aimed right at my prostate, heading the spot 356 00:24:10.039 --> 00:24:15.200 over and over until my cock sleeping, throbbing and begging. 357 00:24:15.880 --> 00:24:18.880 He kept keeps going, pounding harder, telling me to hold 358 00:24:18.920 --> 00:24:23.319 still while he collects the sample. I'd be moaning, shaking, 359 00:24:23.839 --> 00:24:28.359 trying not to come too fast, but he wouldn't let up, 360 00:24:28.880 --> 00:24:34.039 relentless clinical rhythm until I can't hold back. I'd shoot 361 00:24:34.079 --> 00:24:36.799 hard into the little plastic cup he's holding under me 362 00:24:37.480 --> 00:24:40.279 ropes that cumbs, splattering to the side while he keeps 363 00:24:40.359 --> 00:24:45.920 fucking me through it, milking every last drop. And that's 364 00:24:45.960 --> 00:24:49.160 not even the best part. Before we're done, he'd pull out, 365 00:24:49.200 --> 00:24:51.960 still rock hard and glistening, and step up to my 366 00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:56.079 face and say, now and wide, we need detect your 367 00:24:56.200 --> 00:24:59.640 temperature the old fashioned way, and I'd taken my mouth 368 00:24:59.680 --> 00:25:02.759 like it's the most natural thing in the world, sucking 369 00:25:02.839 --> 00:25:06.359 slow deep, letting him slide down my throat while he 370 00:25:06.519 --> 00:25:09.279 rests two fingers on my pulse like he's timing it 371 00:25:10.039 --> 00:25:14.079 fever's rising. He'd tease fucking my face until he decides 372 00:25:14.119 --> 00:25:17.920 I've had enough treatment God, and don't get me started 373 00:25:17.960 --> 00:25:20.519 on the dentist version, climbed all the way back in 374 00:25:20.559 --> 00:25:24.759 that chair, mouth open for exam. He'd slide his cock 375 00:25:24.839 --> 00:25:28.319 past my lips instead of the mirror and probe, telling 376 00:25:28.359 --> 00:25:32.839 me to swish and rents with this piss afterward, warm 377 00:25:32.960 --> 00:25:36.160 salty filling my mouth while he strokes my hair, calling 378 00:25:36.200 --> 00:25:40.480 me a good patient, the suction tool buzzing nearby, overhead 379 00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:45.160 light blinding the whole set up, screaming power imbalance in 380 00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:48.319 the honest way, doctor, just do things to me, Nikki 381 00:25:48.759 --> 00:25:52.720 all that equipment, all those sterile surfaces begging to be defiled. 382 00:25:53.400 --> 00:25:57.400 I walk out of every appointment half ard and daydreaming 383 00:25:57.400 --> 00:26:01.920 about the next procedure. If you ever feel like playing doctor, 384 00:26:02.400 --> 00:26:06.759 I'd let you use whatever tools you've got. No insurance required. 385 00:26:07.720 --> 00:26:10.000 Just say the word and I'll be your little eager patient, 386 00:26:10.559 --> 00:26:18.559 ready for a very thorough checkup. You're anonymous patient. Sorry. 387 00:26:19.039 --> 00:26:20.839 I think if we went and had the funny one 388 00:26:20.839 --> 00:26:26.839 I went into laughed at the no insurance required. Oh 389 00:26:26.920 --> 00:26:28.640 Darcy did one good. I have to talk to him 390 00:26:28.680 --> 00:26:32.640 about that in the morning. Okay, So reading these doctor ones, 391 00:26:32.839 --> 00:26:39.519 I I do. Okay, So about five year or fives 392 00:26:39.640 --> 00:26:42.799 years ago, I went for an exam and I think 393 00:26:42.839 --> 00:26:44.839 I've told this story on my show a couple of times. 394 00:26:45.319 --> 00:26:49.519 And I remember checking out the obgun and she was 395 00:26:49.559 --> 00:26:52.720 telling me. She was like, your pelic floor is way 396 00:26:52.759 --> 00:26:56.160 too tight. It's strangling my fingers. She's like, I can 397 00:26:56.160 --> 00:26:59.640 only imagine what it's doing to the person you're with. 398 00:27:00.400 --> 00:27:02.799 And I kind of laughed at that. She goes, so 399 00:27:02.799 --> 00:27:06.400 we're sending you to She goes, send you to pelvic 400 00:27:06.440 --> 00:27:09.079 floor therapy, and I thought, what def is that? And 401 00:27:09.160 --> 00:27:10.640