Speaker 1: This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
Speaker 1: AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on demand
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Speaker 2: You know, because when you're not expecting it, then you
Speaker 2: have an earthquake like we did yesterday, you feel the
Speaker 2: rest of the day like, did I was that another one?
Speaker 3: Did I just feel another one?
Speaker 2: I was so distracted with tax bs and I said
Speaker 2: so many bad words yesterday afternoon, just full on, full
Speaker 2: strings of all of the words, all.
Speaker 4: Of them, why all of them?
Speaker 3: So I filed an extension. I know I don't have to.
Speaker 1: Because in La County, La County, and it was up
Speaker 1: until October fifteenth.
Speaker 2: As long as you filed last year from an address
Speaker 2: in La County.
Speaker 4: And why is that? Fires?
Speaker 3: Or yes, okay, because of the fires.
Speaker 2: So thanks to the federal and state governments, to the
Speaker 2: IRS and the franchise tax bark well, thank you.
Speaker 3: But I don't trust those guys. I don't trust that.
Speaker 2: On the off chance that someone's like, yeah, but you
Speaker 2: should have filed extension. I just filed the extension. It's
Speaker 2: a tiny little piece of paper. It's not hard, I thought.
Speaker 3: Then they make it.
Speaker 2: So difficult that you have to estimate what you think
Speaker 2: your taxes are, how much you actually paid in taxes,
Speaker 2: and then whatever the difference is, either you get the
Speaker 2: refund or you owe them. Well, there's multiple calculators that
Speaker 2: you can use online fill out some of the super
Speaker 2: basic information from your W two. You could just take
Speaker 2: last year's right, Okay, I think so, but I don't
Speaker 2: know how. I don't know how close I have to be.
Speaker 2: What they don't ever explain to you, like if you
Speaker 2: screw up so bad that you say you get a
Speaker 2: refund when in fact you owe nineteen thousand or whatever
Speaker 2: the number is, you're screwed and we're going to take
Speaker 2: your children or whatever. I don't know, but they make
Speaker 2: it so unbearably hard for some. I'm not a dummy.
Speaker 2: My wife is not a dummy. And the two of
Speaker 2: us together came up with about six different combinations of
Speaker 2: what we would actually owe versus what the government would
Speaker 2: give us back. So none of it made sense, And
Speaker 2: at one point I just said, you know what, F you,
Speaker 2: and f all of it. I'm just gonna put in
Speaker 2: a bunch of random numbers and hope and I'm going
Speaker 2: to make sure that whatever number it.
Speaker 3: Says, I paid is over what I said I owed.
Speaker 2: Therefore they think they owe me a refund when all
Speaker 2: of this time they have all of the information and
Speaker 2: they could just tell me, you owe this much money
Speaker 2: in taxes, and you've already paid this much that was
Speaker 2: withheld from your paycheck, So give us a little extra,
Speaker 2: or here's a couple more, here's a couple bucks your
Speaker 2: way because you overpaid.
Speaker 1: I don't know where this fear from the IRS comes from,
Speaker 1: but it's instilled in all of us. We give them
Speaker 1: way too much credit. We think that they're after all
Speaker 1: of us all the time, and we're terrified of them inherently.
Speaker 4: For no reason. I mean, it's a weird. Who are
Speaker 4: these people? Anyway? You know, It's why those scams are
Speaker 4: so successful. You think the.
Speaker 1: Irs coming after you, and you flip out. It's like,
Speaker 1: what's the worst that can happen? Oh, you get audited.
Speaker 4: Okay, even if you get audited, they don't come arrest you.
Speaker 1: Are you in the mafia? Are you playing with shell corporations?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, none.
Speaker 1: Of us are. Okay, So like no, Like, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying you, Gary, and I'm just saying the universal you.
Speaker 1: Most of the I would like to say, probably for
Speaker 1: all of us listening, we're okay. Well, even if we
Speaker 1: screw up our taxes and the IRS says, you know what,
Speaker 1: we're auditing you, it's gonna be a pain in the
Speaker 1: ass and we're probably gonna have to hire someone to
Speaker 1: deal with They won't children, but nobody's children are gonna
Speaker 1: get eaten.
Speaker 4: Everything's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1: I think we have this outsized reaction to the IRS
Speaker 1: and to taxes period.
Speaker 2: But my biggest issue with it is not the fear
Speaker 2: of the IRS. My biggest issue with it is it's
Speaker 2: too convoluted. It is if I, for a reason, if
Speaker 2: I have to pay someone to translate all of these
Speaker 2: laws and forms and all of that stuff. And I'm
Speaker 2: an educated person, I think, and if I have to
Speaker 2: pay someone to translate that stuff to interpret all of
Speaker 2: it for me, then the government has gone too far.
Speaker 4: That's just well, you don't you don't probably, I mean,
Speaker 4: there's this is why lawyers have this is why there's
Speaker 4: professions for lawyers and accountants. It's make believe.
Speaker 1: Most of the time, they make it so weedy and
Speaker 1: so elaborate to where you need them. And you know
Speaker 1: who writes most of the codes for these kinds of things.
Speaker 3: Or the laws other lawyers in account Yeah, they.
Speaker 1: Do this to make it themselves indispensable.
Speaker 4: What in fact, they're entirely dispensable.
Speaker 1: Well, it just takes extra time and effort to sit
Speaker 1: down and weed through it, and I don't have the
Speaker 1: stomach for that. I'll be the first to say, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'll pay my way out of this if I can,
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 5: That said.
Speaker 1: My tax i did my taxes March tenth. I sent
Speaker 1: an email to my tacti yesterday. Hey, it's going on.
Speaker 3: How's it going?
Speaker 2: Nothing well? Again in La County. If you live in
Speaker 2: La County, whether or not you're there, I.
Speaker 1: Don't care if I'm paying you and you need an
Speaker 1: extension despite the fact that I did all my work
Speaker 1: last month.
Speaker 4: You need to let me know that. And that's on you, bro.
Speaker 1: And guess what, there's also a discount.
Speaker 2: Yesterday being irational, No, I think you're being perfectly rational. Yesterday,
Speaker 2: just after ten o'clock, we were talking a little bit
Speaker 2: about Bernie Sanders and Coachella.
Speaker 4: Hypoth this has come true.
Speaker 2: Ex oh, oh, that was the phone in the studio
Speaker 2: here telling us that the shake alert warning had been
Speaker 2: issued and then forty seconds later we felt the shake.
Speaker 2: So I mean, to me, of everybody's stories about what
Speaker 2: happened yesterday, we had a long time of warning ahead
Speaker 2: of when the actual shaking hit Burbank from yesterday's earthquake
Speaker 2: out in the Julian area. Proof that this shake alert program,
Speaker 2: this early warning system that's up in California and Washington
Speaker 2: and Oregon work.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. It's pretty cool that we get a notification.
Speaker 1: I mean, I say I don't want the notification, and
Speaker 1: I don't, but it's very cool that they're able to
Speaker 1: do that for an earthquake. We'll talk about that also.
Speaker 1: The elephants. If you haven't seen that elephant video freeze,
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's been talked about, it's been
Speaker 1: posted Conway show. I think posted it yesterday afternoon. But
Speaker 1: I can't get enough of it. It's just very cool
Speaker 1: to see an animal reaction to this and how they
Speaker 1: behave and how they look out for each other. It's heartwarming,
Speaker 1: especially because we all have seasonal effective disorder, don't we.
Speaker 4: I do on one day? Oh is that not normal?
Speaker 4: It's so so cal of you.
Speaker 3: The sun may never burn again, guys.
Speaker 1: I haven't even told you about my yoga meltdown that
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 3: I'm listening speaking of photal.
Speaker 5: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Speaker 5: AM six forty.
Speaker 2: There's a bunch of stuff that is going on today.
Speaker 2: We will continue to keep an eye on the latest
Speaker 2: between the United States and China, of course, which now
Speaker 2: we know that China has decided that they are not
Speaker 2: going to send us the rare earth minerals that we
Speaker 2: like to use in our computers, in our chips, etc.
Speaker 2: So magnets that are critical to us production of everything
Speaker 2: from cell phones to fighter jets will stay in China
Speaker 2: for some point. So right after an attack on the
Speaker 2: governor of Pennsylvania, we told you about a man facing
Speaker 2: federal charge after allegedly threatening to kill Tulsi Gabbard. The
Speaker 2: Director of National Intelligence the Department of Justice says that
Speaker 2: this twenty four year old guy, Ali Akbar Mohammad Amin
Speaker 2: of Georgia sent threatening text messages to Tulsi Gabbard and
Speaker 2: her husband, including prepared to die you, Tulsi and everyone
Speaker 2: you hold dear America.
Speaker 3: Will burn, he wrote. So he is in he's in custom.
Speaker 1: I mean I thought it was gonna be a big
Speaker 1: moment for jd Vance. He's from Ohio. He likes to
Speaker 1: talk about how he's from Ohio. The Ohio State University
Speaker 1: makes a trip to the White House and he fumbles
Speaker 1: the trophy. He breaks the trophy for the national championship.
Speaker 1: What an odd, awkward moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have thought the trophy was made better
Speaker 3: than that.
Speaker 1: It would have been funny if Notre Dame won and
Speaker 1: then he broke the like that would have been a
Speaker 1: great moment. But here he is from Ohio, the Ohio
Speaker 1: State University there to celebrate and.
Speaker 2: Oops, whoops, Hey, yesterday we had an earthquake and it
Speaker 2: went well and there was earthquake.
Speaker 3: Earthquake, earthquake.
Speaker 4: That that's my sound.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, I think you tell me every time.
Speaker 1: Okay, I heard another show this morning playing that sound.
Speaker 1: That's not on this station. Really yeah, h who was it?
Speaker 1: I'd like to out them or no, absolutely not. But
Speaker 1: it was clearly stolen in the building. I mean, I
Speaker 1: know I wasn't the only one plugged into the molt
Speaker 1: box at City Hall that day, but it's pretty clearly
Speaker 1: the audio that Johnny Kent have been playing since it
Speaker 1: happened since I gave it to them five hundred years ago,
Speaker 1: and uh, anyway, should have trademarked it.
Speaker 3: We're having we're having a rough day between.
Speaker 1: The irs and people playing our sound from two thousand
Speaker 1: and eight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, lemone in here. We're a little what does that mean? Bitter?
Speaker 3: Right now? We are both we need to change.
Speaker 1: I used lemon zest and lemon juice in a couscous
Speaker 1: salad I made.
Speaker 4: Do you think that that has something.
Speaker 3: To do with its Oh?
Speaker 1: God, damn right, I did that, and I don't say gd.
Speaker 1: But when it comes to our Bonzopians.
Speaker 2: Later this hour, we're going to talk about the perfect day.
Speaker 2: There's a formula, scientific formula for the perfect day. The
Speaker 2: good news is our early warning system worked. The different
Speaker 2: waves that come out of an earthquake, the PEA waves
Speaker 2: and the S waves. The PEA waves move faster because
Speaker 2: they're going through rock. The S waves are slower. It
Speaker 2: goes through a computer system, the alert comes out.
Speaker 3: We got it.
Speaker 4: I have a question about the perfect day.
Speaker 1: I haven't looked at this, but I have an idea
Speaker 1: because this is how I recently described a perfect day
Speaker 1: to a friend of mine. I need to do something
Speaker 1: that's physical, like an exercise. I need to do something
Speaker 1: that's creative, whether it's cooking or drawing or painting or
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 4: I need to do something that is what is the
Speaker 4: other thing?
Speaker 1: Oh, just like reading, like relaxing, something like reading for pleasure,
Speaker 1: you know, like that kind of a thing. Sure, those
Speaker 1: are like my three things that I have to do
Speaker 1: or else I go crazy.
Speaker 2: Well, this goes even farther than just the things that
Speaker 2: you have to do. It gives you an idea of
Speaker 2: how long you're supposed to be doing each of these things.
Speaker 2: Oh so cool. We'll talk about that perfect day. Tell
Speaker 2: me about your yoga meltdown.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: So this was on Sunday, and I had had a
Speaker 1: very productive morning. I did all the things that lead
Speaker 1: up to my perfect day. I worked out, I made
Speaker 1: the couscou salad. Sure, I was having a productive day.
Speaker 1: And I go to this new yoga place and I
Speaker 1: left like a half an hour. It's about a twenty
Speaker 1: minute drive. And I get there and I'm feeling like
Speaker 1: I've got it together. You know those days when you
Speaker 1: feel like you've got it together, like I've gotten things accomplished.
Speaker 1: I'm in a good mood, like I have figured out life.
Speaker 1: You know, you just have those moments of like things
Speaker 1: are good, I have figured it all out. So I
Speaker 1: was feeling that way, and all of a sudden, I
Speaker 1: get to the place and and I'm actually listening.
Speaker 4: To the audio book that we had talked about.
Speaker 1: Okay, so anyway, it should have been a tip off
Speaker 1: when I'm pulling into the parking structure where I think
Speaker 1: the yoga.
Speaker 4: Places, and the voice in the.
Speaker 1: Book started pissing me off, and so I I was like,
Speaker 1: shut up, I hit pause. That was the first annoyance.
Speaker 1: I get to this parking structure. I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 1: said to park on P one or P two. This
Speaker 1: isn't really labeled. I'm like, there's several parking structures around here.
Speaker 1: Is this the right part?
Speaker 4: Whatever? This is crazy.
Speaker 1: If they're really going to charge me nine dollars for
Speaker 1: a two hours, that's insane. Screw you, Pasadena, right. So
Speaker 1: I'm already a little bit now on edge. So I'm like, whatever,
Speaker 1: they'll validate it, get the slip, I park the car.
Speaker 1: I'm like, where is this place? Where is this yoga place?
Speaker 1: I'm walking around, I'm like, where the f is this place.
Speaker 1: I look up at my phone, I look at the address,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, it's in Colorado.
Speaker 4: I'm on Union.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is like a couple of blocks over
Speaker 1: and now it's TikTok TikTok, and I'm going there for
Speaker 1: the first time. So I've got to like sign a wait,
Speaker 1: I've got to do the thing, you know, I've got
Speaker 1: to do the things, got to figure out the lay
Speaker 1: of the land where it's like a five minute process, maybe.
Speaker 3: Three four minutes whatever, But you're on the clock now.
Speaker 1: But I'm on the freaking clock now, and you know
Speaker 1: how I am with clocks, very serious. And so I
Speaker 1: started walking over there, and I'm walking. I'm like, m effort,
Speaker 1: Like the directions were so stupid to get to this place.
Speaker 1: They let me the wrong structure. Like probably my fault.
Speaker 1: I probably went too fast. I wasn't paying up attention.
Speaker 1: So now the spiral is happening in my head, right,
Speaker 1: And so then I'm like, look at and so it's
Speaker 1: an office building and it's one seventy seven or whatever,
Speaker 1: and it's one of those office buildings that got a bunch.
Speaker 4: Of stuff in it.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, all right, it's in the building, but
Speaker 1: it's Sunday, so everything's closed down because the office is closed.
Speaker 1: So where the hell is the yoga place? And then
Speaker 1: I see this sign and it says the name of
Speaker 1: the yoga place, and I'm like, cool, yoga place must
Speaker 1: be there. So I walk over there and it's just
Speaker 1: like an atrium, like a pit, like an there's nothing there.
Speaker 1: It's like an outdoor atrium thing with just the sign
Speaker 1: but no yoga place, and then a parking garage behind it.
Speaker 4: I'm like, where the hell is this place? What the F?
Speaker 4: And I'm saying out loud, what the f the where
Speaker 4: the f is this place?
Speaker 1: What the F?
Speaker 4: And I look over and there's a homeless.
Speaker 1: Guy and he's walking along the sidewalk and he's got
Speaker 1: a dirty blanket that he's towing behind him, like linus,
Speaker 1: And he looks over at me, guys, and the look
Speaker 1: on his face was a look of concern. He was
Speaker 1: worried about he was worried about my muttering, profane ass is.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find the yoga place. I get to
Speaker 1: the yoga place, I call somebody answers, which was just
Speaker 1: like what that happened?
Speaker 4: That happened? I thought, that was a good sign.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, apparently this is and then I start
Speaker 1: really having my psychotic break. Apparently your place is so
Speaker 1: well hidden I can't find it. I've been looking for
Speaker 1: it for like ten minutes, can't find it.
Speaker 4: Where are you?
Speaker 1: And I sound like I sound like Jack Nicholson shining
Speaker 1: at this point, and she's like, do you see Flemings
Speaker 1: And I said yes, and she says, okay, go behind
Speaker 1: it and there's an elevator and the parking garage and
Speaker 1: hit G and I'm like, oh okay.
Speaker 4: The treasure hunt continues.
Speaker 1: Click, I get down there, and now it's now it's
Speaker 1: five minutes past the time the class is supposed to start,
Speaker 1: which is just like, I'm not late to anything. The
Speaker 1: fact that I'm five minutes late basically just shoot me
Speaker 1: in the face because that's how I feel about being
Speaker 1: late to things. And I'm five minutes late and say,
Speaker 1: yoga class. It's supposed to be in there and supposed
Speaker 1: to be centered and grounded for crying out loud, and.
Speaker 4: I am not.
Speaker 1: So she's like, oh, okay, what's your name. I'm like,
Speaker 1: Shannon's like, all right, studio two. I'm like cool. I
Speaker 1: start walking there, some guy comes out of the woodwork.
Speaker 4: He's like, is it your first time here? I'm like
Speaker 4: it is. He's like, oh, we got it. You got
Speaker 4: to get a.
Speaker 1: Rental, Matt you got And I'm like, I'm here for
Speaker 1: a bar class, like I don't need a math.
Speaker 4: He's like, oh no, we gotta get y'all set up.
Speaker 4: I was like, you know what, you have a good day,
Speaker 4: and I just freaking high tailed out of there.
Speaker 1: I just left like a total crazy person. And he's
Speaker 1: yelling to me as I'm walking up, we could get
Speaker 1: you signed up for another class, and I was like, nope,
Speaker 1: I mean I was a complete lunatic.
Speaker 3: That sounds like bad morning.
Speaker 4: I had a great morning, was the thing.
Speaker 1: Remember, I got all that accomplished, and then I just
Speaker 1: started with my psychotic break like it was.
Speaker 4: It came out of nowhere. It does, And I wasn't
Speaker 4: gonna tell anybody about this.
Speaker 3: You've made a lot of progress since then. Yeah, if
Speaker 3: you're dealing with it very well.
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, No, I shouldn't have told you that story.
Speaker 3: We're crazy.
Speaker 4: That should have been a private story.
Speaker 2: No, it was better. You got to let that stuff out.
Speaker 2: You really can't sit with that that'll eat you pretty bad.
Speaker 3: All right. Up next.
Speaker 2: This story between Harvard and and President Trump. This is
Speaker 2: not going away anytime. Soon's gonna Who's got the bigger
Speaker 2: belt or wallet or whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 4: Who are we talking about?
Speaker 3: Harvard, Harvard or Trump?
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand
Speaker 5: from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2: We talked yesterday about the earthquake and the way the
Speaker 2: animals reacted. Neutron the cat was making himself heard when
Speaker 2: someone was calling in to tell us about what they felt.
Speaker 2: But those elephants down in San Diego were pretty amazing.
Speaker 2: They put them up on all of our social media,
Speaker 2: but also on the website if you go to KFI
Speaker 2: AM six forty dot com.
Speaker 3: They slashed Gary and Shannon immediate.
Speaker 1: Well, they started reacting before the shaking, but the shaking happened.
Speaker 4: They kind of all darted.
Speaker 1: Out to different areas of their enclosure, and then when
Speaker 1: the shaking stopped, they all joined together butts in in
Speaker 1: the circle. They call it an alert circle to protect
Speaker 1: the herd.
Speaker 4: Fascinating. How come we don't do that around here?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: It's exactly what you guys did when Deborah came running in,
Speaker 2: You guys were on either side of her. They were
Speaker 2: like people were surrounding her.
Speaker 4: She surrounded and protected her. Yeah, she was scared. Yes,
Speaker 4: the little thing, she is so tiny.
Speaker 1: She is the she is the small one of the litter,
Speaker 1: I guess you could call it.
Speaker 4: And so we're saying she's a juvenile elephant. Wait a second,
Speaker 4: that makes us the more the big elephants.
Speaker 1: Amy, that makes us the big elephants.
Speaker 4: That's okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Harvard has been hit with a two point two billion
Speaker 2: dollar funding freeze because they say they're not going to
Speaker 2: be going along with demands from the Trump administration, including
Speaker 2: more government oversight, making sweeping changes to its government governance,
Speaker 2: to its admissions, to its hiring practices, and they say
Speaker 2: that all of those directives that have come down from
Speaker 2: the Trump White House are unlawful and unconstitutional. So the
Speaker 2: government sent Harvard big old letter on Friday, after the
Speaker 2: administration previously announced a review of about nine billion dollars
Speaker 2: in federal funding that goes to Harvard, part of this
Speaker 2: crackdown on what they've been fighting back against last summer,
Speaker 2: spring and summer. Of course, we saw these massive protests
Speaker 2: on college campuses around the country, and many of them
Speaker 2: had at the very least a tinge of anti semitism,
Speaker 2: and some of them were outright anti semitic, And the
Speaker 2: schools were on the hook because they didn't tamp down
Speaker 2: these protests when they had the opportunity. So Harvard says
Speaker 2: it's going to continue to combat anti semitism and remains
Speaker 2: open to a dialogue about what the university has done.
Speaker 2: Said basically that they are not the same school they
Speaker 2: were fifteen months ago now at this point, a spokesperson
Speaker 2: for the White House said, there is no university that
Speaker 2: is entitled to federal funding that President Trump is working
Speaker 2: to make higher education great again on and on Harvard
Speaker 2: or any institution that wishes to violate the Title six
Speaker 2: is by law not eligible for federal funding. However, this
Speaker 2: Task Force onto Combat Anti Semitism responded by announcing that
Speaker 2: they were going to also freeze that two point two
Speaker 2: billion and multi year grants another sixty million in multi
Speaker 2: year contract value to Harvard. What I don't quite understand
Speaker 2: is this isn't This isn't money that directly goes from
Speaker 2: the federal government to Harvard. Harvard, this goes to a
Speaker 2: bunch of their studies, a bunch of their programs, a
Speaker 2: bunch of their research programs, and things like that. Because
Speaker 2: Harvard itself is a private school, so and it's not
Speaker 2: as if Harvard doesn't have a gigantic endowment that would
Speaker 2: probably make the nine billion dollars pale in comparison. Other
Speaker 2: efforts that target universities have been tied to other administration priorities.
Speaker 2: They've been talking about ending the DEI programs. They want
Speaker 2: to prevent transgender athletes from competing on women's teams, and
Speaker 2: at this point this is one of those ongoing discussions.
Speaker 2: It's ironic that Harvard is saying that the administration is
Speaker 2: infringing upon Harvard's First Amendment rights to decide what they're
Speaker 2: going to do and who they're going to who they're
Speaker 2: going to try to silence in the event that there
Speaker 2: are more protests on campus like we saw a year ago.
Speaker 2: Perfect Day is coming up.
Speaker 1: Every time I think about Harvard, I think that Harvard
Speaker 1: is the Stansbury of the East.
Speaker 4: And if you know that reference, I apologize.
Speaker 3: Is it a dirty movie?
Speaker 1: No, It's like Harvard's the Stanford of the East. But
Speaker 1: in Saved by the Bell maybe circa nineteen ninety one
Speaker 1: they had a Stanford esque university. It was called Stansberry Stansbury. Okay,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear about the Perfect Day. I
Speaker 1: sneak a peek at it, and I already have a
Speaker 1: problem with it.
Speaker 3: Of course you do.
Speaker 5: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Speaker 5: Am six forty.
Speaker 2: We mentioned yesterday this new mayor up in San Francisco
Speaker 2: is getting some kudos for changing the attitude of that city.
Speaker 2: At ten o'clock, we'll talk more about these couple of
Speaker 2: articles about this guy and how he has been changing
Speaker 2: what is supposed to be a crown jewel in terms
Speaker 2: of internationally respected city.
Speaker 3: Mister Hoffman, this.
Speaker 6: Is Todd French from the IRS. We received your extension
Speaker 6: request yesterday. However, it was incomplete. You must resubmit it
Speaker 6: before midnight tonight or else are going to be screwed.
Speaker 2: I think I'm sure that the IRS tells me I'm
Speaker 2: going to be screwed.
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm Gary, and I can't figure out my taxes.
Speaker 4: Got a lot of heat for that.
Speaker 3: I didn't get a lot of that.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a pretty rational thing that you
Speaker 1: had happened to you, like your meltdown over tax is
Speaker 1: much more rational than my meltdown over the yoga. If
Speaker 1: we're going to go through episodes psychotic breaks, yours is
Speaker 1: much more rational. I think a lot of people have
Speaker 1: a a heightening of the blood pressure when they're doing
Speaker 1: anything with regard to taxes.
Speaker 2: I don't understand people who get upset at the time change.
Speaker 2: I know it's annoying or whatever, or outdated. That's fine,
Speaker 2: I could care less. But people who don't get upset
Speaker 2: about taxes. Even if you pay somebody to do your
Speaker 2: tax for you, so it's not really top of mind
Speaker 2: for you, you should spend some more time thinking about it.
Speaker 3: It's a ridiculous. It's a ridiculous exercise that we go
Speaker 3: through every year.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: It's also ridiculous is when people tell us it's you
Speaker 1: couldn't care less.
Speaker 2: Also, I couldn't care less That people tell me that
Speaker 2: I say that wrong.
Speaker 1: I do it all the time, But I just want
Speaker 1: to save us from that one time care less or
Speaker 1: I couldn't I could not care less. I believe this
Speaker 1: is correct. I'm supposed to say. Did I say I
Speaker 1: could care less?
Speaker 3: You did?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 3: So weird.
Speaker 1: It's okay, but I'm just saving us from what you
Speaker 1: know is going to happen, because every time we say
Speaker 1: that it's the most.
Speaker 4: Minuscule thing, all right, it's so apropos because we could
Speaker 4: not care less.
Speaker 2: A new study published by researchers at the University of
Speaker 2: British Columbia analyzed information from the American Time Use Survey.
Speaker 3: Interesting that it came from British.
Speaker 2: Columbia, but the American Time Use Study recorded how thousands
Speaker 2: of people spend their time across more than one hundred activities.
Speaker 3: They looked at these patterns and they asked the.
Speaker 2: These people during this day, was your day better than typical?
Speaker 3: And they were.
Speaker 2: They were able to pinpoint the building blocks of a
Speaker 2: good day. So their conclusion, best day ever. And I
Speaker 2: mean this is streamlined right down to the nuggets. Six
Speaker 2: hours with your family, two hours with friends, an hour
Speaker 2: and a half of random socializing.
Speaker 3: Jesus, such a general chit chat beyond me right out.
Speaker 1: There's so many people with my perfect day, Like they're
Speaker 1: six hours of family time.
Speaker 2: Two hours hell, two hours of exercise, two hours, one
Speaker 2: hour of my Michael drinkings.
Speaker 3: You're pooh on my perfect day.
Speaker 4: Well, it's awful.
Speaker 2: Two hours of exercise, one hour of eating and drinking,
Speaker 2: and less than six hours of work. One hour of
Speaker 2: screen time only and about a fifteen minutes When you do,
Speaker 2: I get into.
Speaker 4: Bed and live air for twelve hours at least.
Speaker 3: Well, I think if you add all of those six.
Speaker 1: Hours with family and then another six drinking those away,
Speaker 1: six hours of family, and then two hours with friends
Speaker 1: and then another.
Speaker 2: Hour of you get about seven hours a week that
Speaker 2: is sick or sorry, seven hours a day nine.
Speaker 4: And a half hours with other people. That's too much, right,
Speaker 4: that's too much. That's too much people time. Well for you, yes,
Speaker 4: but this is the average of And then I have
Speaker 4: and then I have to I spent nine and a
Speaker 4: half hours with people, and then I have to go
Speaker 4: be Michael Phelps and.
Speaker 1: Exercise for two hours. Oh and ps, you only get
Speaker 1: to do an hour of eating. So now I'm in
Speaker 1: anorexic Michael Phelps that wants nothing more than people FaceTime.
Speaker 4: This sounds like the worst day ever.
Speaker 3: Just imagine how happy you'd be.
Speaker 1: Just one hour of screen time, good lord, less than
Speaker 1: a fifteen minute commute.
Speaker 4: Where do you live, honigh country.
Speaker 2: That's the part that I don't understand us you're working
Speaker 2: at home, but even then you you got to make
Speaker 2: it fifteen minutes.
Speaker 7: Hey, g Shannon, Shannon, I totally get you.
Speaker 4: That sound like my life.
Speaker 7: Every day you wake up early, do the copelands, you
Speaker 7: go to gym, have a great workout either sweated, burn
Speaker 7: a thousand calories for the strong yep, and then one
Speaker 7: thing happens, another thing happens, then one thing athletes more
Speaker 7: than needs to be before you're in your eighth Canada
Speaker 7: of course lights Oh well, another day.
Speaker 2: Bye bye, that's eighty.
Speaker 8: While Shannon was telling her meltdown story, I think you
Speaker 8: guys should have all circled around her like the elephants.
Speaker 8: She was getting ready to lose her flipping mind. Yes, relax, girl,
Speaker 8: I know it'll be okay.
Speaker 2: I know earthquake will stop and the elephants will go
Speaker 2: back to their normal routines.
Speaker 1: When I was at the yoga class, I finally found
Speaker 1: my way to at another place. Because there's nine hundred
Speaker 1: yoga classes at one time anywhere in Pasadena is the other.
Speaker 3: That's the other thing.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's not like it was the only
Speaker 1: yoga class for the whole week. Ever, anyway, at the
Speaker 1: end of the class, the teacher came around when we're
Speaker 1: you know, in chivasna, you know how it goes, no
Speaker 1: but go on, and.
Speaker 4: She takes my shoulders and this is after yoga.
Speaker 9: She takes my shoulders and prusses them down and just
Speaker 9: holds them down like chill the f out is basically
Speaker 9: what she did to my body, like you to relax.
Speaker 2: She yeld you against your willity yoga class, you did
Speaker 2: chill out.
Speaker 8: Oh I'm Shannon.
Speaker 3: I can't find a yoga pulace. So true.
Speaker 2: All right, San Francisco, A whole new vibe. Vibeshift is real,
Speaker 2: they said, I love it. Gary and Shannon will continue
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