WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.320 --> 00:00:04.960 Freddy, it's plumerot ou didn't it, And that's you just 2 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:07.960 sitting in your an iaa conditioned car or office thinking 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:11.640 that spare a thought for me, and that heat stoking 4 00:00:11.679 --> 00:00:15.560 the fire and a bloody great big steam engine. I 5 00:00:15.679 --> 00:00:18.440 got some warm. I almost took me big wooly jumper 6 00:00:18.519 --> 00:00:22.839 off the other day. Well is a diamond Jerry to 7 00:00:22.920 --> 00:00:25.039 keep me company, I'll see the. 8 00:00:34.280 --> 00:00:38.200 Hello again everyone, and welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show, 9 00:00:38.240 --> 00:00:41.640 where mister Tom O'Mahoney is joining me, mister Jerry McBride 10 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:44.200 wearing I believe now I want to say a Rugby jersey, 11 00:00:44.280 --> 00:00:45.399 Tom it is. 12 00:00:45.560 --> 00:00:47.679 It is Jeff Fairfox to Fair. 13 00:00:48.240 --> 00:00:50.840 Well, let's see how let's see how far my my my, my, 14 00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:53.280 my knowledge goes is red. So that's monster, right, that's 15 00:00:53.359 --> 00:00:54.320 monster Rugby. 16 00:00:54.119 --> 00:00:58.479 Fair provincial Rugby. Well done, jare there you go? 17 00:00:58.600 --> 00:01:00.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got no else, buddy. 18 00:01:00.719 --> 00:01:04.079 That's it. I would expect nothing else from you, to 19 00:01:04.120 --> 00:01:04.480 be honest. 20 00:01:04.560 --> 00:01:05.879 It's very first they got that much. 21 00:01:06.359 --> 00:01:07.680 You got that, and you got that. It was it 22 00:01:07.760 --> 00:01:10.439 was a Rugby jerseys. It's clean, that was what it was. 23 00:01:10.719 --> 00:01:12.680 And I don't want to wear I've just been strimming 24 00:01:13.319 --> 00:01:16.519 and I'll tell you something. Horseflies are one thing. You're 25 00:01:16.560 --> 00:01:18.879 just walking around her, then it's dandering around the place. 26 00:01:18.920 --> 00:01:21.799 But if you have strimmed the living ship at a 27 00:01:21.840 --> 00:01:23.640 Horsefli's house, which I'm assuming I did. 28 00:01:24.640 --> 00:01:28.000 If you if you enacted a terrible terrorist strike on 29 00:01:28.239 --> 00:01:29.519 horse fly central. 30 00:01:29.359 --> 00:01:33.319 Oh man, this was this, there would be a thousand 31 00:01:33.359 --> 00:01:36.000 years of pain come on my way. I don't know. 32 00:01:36.120 --> 00:01:37.640 I thought I kept on, thought it was getting hit 33 00:01:37.719 --> 00:01:41.120 by sticks from the strimmer. No, just horseflies with knives 34 00:01:41.439 --> 00:01:43.959 stabbing me in the backs of my legs. You've never 35 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:47.640 seen the like of these, absolutely fucking scumbags of yolks. 36 00:01:47.920 --> 00:01:49.359 No good can come from a horsefly. 37 00:01:49.719 --> 00:01:52.519 You know. We're all for pollination, tom, and we're all 38 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:55.079 for like bumblebees. And if you see a bee on 39 00:01:55.200 --> 00:01:57.239 the on the ground, try and not smash it, try 40 00:01:57.239 --> 00:01:58.680 and lift it and give it a we drink. If 41 00:01:58.840 --> 00:02:02.840 monster energy drinkers, well, I don't know exactly what to do. 42 00:02:02.920 --> 00:02:07.359 Maybe don't give monster energy drink to bees flies, horse 43 00:02:07.359 --> 00:02:10.159 flies like the ones you're talking about. I don't know 44 00:02:10.199 --> 00:02:11.560 they're all going to make it to them. 45 00:02:11.560 --> 00:02:13.159 But even I saw a fellow the other even going 46 00:02:13.280 --> 00:02:15.680 like Noah, you know if you're a believer. And then 47 00:02:15.719 --> 00:02:19.280 the story of Noah and the flood, giraffes, donkeys, and 48 00:02:19.319 --> 00:02:21.879 then the horse flies come, You're like, what have you 49 00:02:21.879 --> 00:02:24.319 got that? Oh? You just bite everything. 50 00:02:24.439 --> 00:02:25.319 I would just bite people. 51 00:02:25.400 --> 00:02:30.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, I'm sure some smart person will 52 00:02:30.400 --> 00:02:33.080 tell me exactly what their role is in society. But 53 00:02:33.120 --> 00:02:35.560 all I know is that the fuckers hate me on 54 00:02:35.560 --> 00:02:38.280 my own property, and I'm happy to live in conjunction 55 00:02:38.360 --> 00:02:42.240 with them, as I am with the badgers, the boats, 56 00:02:42.479 --> 00:02:45.080 the goats. Well, I brought them into the situation that 57 00:02:45.159 --> 00:02:47.439 the pine martins, the fucking deer. I can get on 58 00:02:47.479 --> 00:02:51.400 with everybody, but them horseflies. They're real fucking antagonists, is 59 00:02:51.439 --> 00:02:53.479 what they are. Now. At this stage journey, it is 60 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:56.319 me or them, And I don't see myself going anywhere 61 00:02:56.360 --> 00:02:56.520 in the. 62 00:02:57.400 --> 00:03:01.000 No no no. I streamed not and was was impacted 63 00:03:01.000 --> 00:03:03.800 by nobody. But the flying ants were out of their way. 64 00:03:03.800 --> 00:03:04.400 Oh my god. 65 00:03:04.599 --> 00:03:07.240 Yeah, once a year, it's actually, you know, quite noble 66 00:03:07.280 --> 00:03:09.800 to see it, Tom, But once a year the flying 67 00:03:09.879 --> 00:03:13.080 ants will emerge for a big riding session of an 68 00:03:13.120 --> 00:03:13.719 hour or two. 69 00:03:13.960 --> 00:03:16.400 It's not on the twelfth of July, man, it has. 70 00:03:17.639 --> 00:03:19.360 It's not far off at Buddy now. So it's not 71 00:03:19.639 --> 00:03:21.719 because normally around about the twelfth I started looking at 72 00:03:21.719 --> 00:03:23.680 around the front for the flying ats and it's not 73 00:03:23.719 --> 00:03:25.719 just out of the cracks and my pavement and the 74 00:03:25.759 --> 00:03:28.080 cracks of all the pavements around here. And apparently it's 75 00:03:28.319 --> 00:03:31.719 their time a year, whether it's day and date, this 76 00:03:33.159 --> 00:03:35.159 the tide, the moon. I don't know what it is 77 00:03:35.199 --> 00:03:37.439 that brings them out the particular heat, but to come 78 00:03:37.439 --> 00:03:38.159 out to do an. 79 00:03:38.120 --> 00:03:40.680 Avel bit of protesticism, chars brings them out. You know. 80 00:03:40.919 --> 00:03:44.919 This is it contrariness, you know, born on pallets, smell 81 00:03:44.960 --> 00:03:46.319 of burning pallets in the air. But they come out 82 00:03:46.319 --> 00:03:47.879 to do a bit of riding and then they ascended 83 00:03:47.960 --> 00:03:51.439 the heavens in a massive plague of locust style cloud. 84 00:03:51.800 --> 00:03:55.120 It's horrendous. We've learned just don't go outside, and everybody 85 00:03:55.159 --> 00:03:57.680 the neighborhood. Yeah, everybody in the neighborhood run about that 86 00:03:57.759 --> 00:04:00.159 day to go. There's the answer. Because the firstuple of 87 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:01.599 years we were like, oh no, we got to kill him, 88 00:04:01.639 --> 00:04:03.400 get some boil and water, what do we do? And 89 00:04:03.439 --> 00:04:05.680 now we're just like leave them to it. It's their day. 90 00:04:05.879 --> 00:04:08.759 It's Aunt Christmas. Do you know what everybody has a day. 91 00:04:08.919 --> 00:04:10.280 Is this you're as well to leave it? I mean, 92 00:04:10.319 --> 00:04:13.439 and who are eating fucking you know, be so bigoted 93 00:04:13.479 --> 00:04:15.280 towards these board ants. I just want to go off. 94 00:04:15.120 --> 00:04:17.560 And fly and be fabulous and to be fair, to 95 00:04:17.639 --> 00:04:20.360 do nobody any harm to come out. It's it's completely 96 00:04:20.360 --> 00:04:22.519 fucking gross, Tom, Like you're talking of like a little 97 00:04:22.519 --> 00:04:24.279 blanketed them crawling across the ground. 98 00:04:24.319 --> 00:04:27.560 Are you serious? Yeah? Yeah, you've never seen anything. Yeah, 99 00:04:27.600 --> 00:04:31.160 I say, are you serious? Like the things? A dragonfly 100 00:04:31.279 --> 00:04:33.920 landed on my hand yesterday and it was like something 101 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:37.680 that if if I basically if it was in the 102 00:04:37.720 --> 00:04:40.800 cartoon I fantasy cartoon or a movie, I was now 103 00:04:40.959 --> 00:04:43.519 the new king of everything the way this thing just 104 00:04:43.600 --> 00:04:46.560 landed and just looked at me. This jet black winged, 105 00:04:47.680 --> 00:04:51.399 luminescent or like flip colored. He'd like three colors on him, 106 00:04:51.399 --> 00:04:52.959 you know how he used to do do it back 107 00:04:52.959 --> 00:04:55.480 in the day and pimp my ride those colors. And 108 00:04:55.519 --> 00:04:56.879 he just turned and kind of looked at me and 109 00:04:56.959 --> 00:05:01.519 just wafted it off past my head. I'm like, hel king, come, 110 00:05:02.040 --> 00:05:02.720 I'm all good. 111 00:05:02.759 --> 00:05:02.800 No. 112 00:05:02.920 --> 00:05:05.000 It's a big, deep voice in him, actually strange. He 113 00:05:06.120 --> 00:05:08.639 sounds like optimist Prime. I actually think he will hail 114 00:05:08.879 --> 00:05:12.040 King Tom. I think he wasn't even a real live 115 00:05:12.120 --> 00:05:18.040 just somebody with a fucking remote control CIA drome malonium. 116 00:05:18.720 --> 00:05:20.199 His fellow could kill you stone dead. 117 00:05:21.680 --> 00:05:25.279 That's the fucking Russians. Very ye, look at holy shit? 118 00:05:25.319 --> 00:05:27.560 All right, Well, listen, we can talk about crawling insects 119 00:05:27.560 --> 00:05:29.399 all goddamn evening, but we have a show to do. 120 00:05:29.680 --> 00:05:32.399 Yourself and myself, Tom, we are comedians of sorts. You're 121 00:05:32.439 --> 00:05:35.759 a working comedian, I'm a lapsed one. That's the entire 122 00:05:35.800 --> 00:05:38.000 premise of the show. Ladies and gentlemen, we're like Seinfeld. 123 00:05:38.040 --> 00:05:40.360 We're a podcast about nothing. But we do break it 124 00:05:40.439 --> 00:05:42.560 up into three segments, and the first of all deals 125 00:05:42.560 --> 00:05:44.040 with the weekly what have you. That's why we call 126 00:05:44.079 --> 00:05:47.560 it Boom weekly what have You. This is a very 127 00:05:47.560 --> 00:05:49.639 complicated case, mod you know, a lot of ian's, a 128 00:05:49.639 --> 00:05:50.639 lot of outs, a lot of what. 129 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:53.639 Have you, and uh, a lot of scrans to keep 130 00:05:53.680 --> 00:05:56.839 in my head. Man, how you're feeling, Jared, It's been 131 00:05:57.040 --> 00:06:01.040 it was three weeks, well thirteen days of intensity that 132 00:06:01.120 --> 00:06:04.560 we haven't had, I would argue since nineteen ninety six. 133 00:06:04.680 --> 00:06:07.279 Honest to god. Now it's the heat folks. It's the 134 00:06:07.319 --> 00:06:09.839 heat wave which by the time we land this podcast 135 00:06:09.879 --> 00:06:13.360 on Thursday, we're recording on Monday, it lands in your 136 00:06:13.360 --> 00:06:17.720 ears on Thursday. I hope to fuck this heat wave 137 00:06:17.839 --> 00:06:18.160 is gone. 138 00:06:18.439 --> 00:06:21.120 Oh and technically it's appost once it drops under twenty sixty, 139 00:06:21.160 --> 00:06:24.319 considered it not a heat wave anymore. I'll argue Jarr 140 00:06:24.360 --> 00:06:25.959 once it goes above nineteen. 141 00:06:26.480 --> 00:06:29.279 Once it goes above nineteen, it's it's cause for alarm. Yeah, 142 00:06:29.319 --> 00:06:33.560 the heatwave that has hit Ireland this summer has been 143 00:06:33.600 --> 00:06:37.240 particularly prolonged and particularly brutal. I feel Tom and we 144 00:06:37.240 --> 00:06:40.160 were going to throw this into the well remember when 145 00:06:41.560 --> 00:06:43.480 section of the show later on, But honestly, I don't 146 00:06:43.519 --> 00:06:45.720 remember a time when it was this goddamn hoth. This 147 00:06:45.839 --> 00:06:46.879 is new grand baby. 148 00:06:46.959 --> 00:06:49.199 They were saying nineteen seventy something that it went to 149 00:06:49.319 --> 00:06:51.920 like fourteen days or something. But I remember it was 150 00:06:51.959 --> 00:06:54.639 definitely this hot in the late nineties. I can remember it. 151 00:06:54.800 --> 00:06:59.079 We were in school and it was cooking. It was cool, 152 00:06:59.319 --> 00:07:01.839 like I was school going age, and I remember I 153 00:07:01.879 --> 00:07:03.600 said it to the album yesterday. She's like, no, you're 154 00:07:03.600 --> 00:07:05.600 banging on. She was really sure it was nineteen ninety 155 00:07:05.600 --> 00:07:08.199 six as well. It was fucking cooking. Maybe it didn't 156 00:07:08.199 --> 00:07:10.040 go for the full like it comes down to, like, 157 00:07:11.040 --> 00:07:13.480 you know, fucking did it get above twenty five point six? 158 00:07:13.480 --> 00:07:16.879 And Ki Kenny on the full moon of a rising tide? 159 00:07:17.279 --> 00:07:19.959 So these things rather than just cutting into an actual 160 00:07:20.000 --> 00:07:23.759 person who went, yeah, there was sweat rundown and cracking 161 00:07:23.759 --> 00:07:27.160 my hole for three weeks solid during the nineties, I can't. 162 00:07:26.959 --> 00:07:29.319 Tell you tell me this much and tell me nomore. 163 00:07:29.439 --> 00:07:31.920 We can. We can say that, you know, we're not 164 00:07:31.959 --> 00:07:34.040 going to get into the global warming of it around 165 00:07:34.279 --> 00:07:36.759 affect that ever, what's causing this? 166 00:07:36.839 --> 00:07:38.000 I'd like to stop, please? 167 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:42.639 Ah, how do you do with the heat, buddy? I'm 168 00:07:42.879 --> 00:07:44.560 I've I said this before. I'm kind of like a 169 00:07:44.560 --> 00:07:50.120 flask where heat nor cold overly stresses me out. But 170 00:07:50.199 --> 00:07:53.480 I really I don't think. I don't know if it's 171 00:07:53.519 --> 00:07:55.519 that my body doesn't mind it, or is that I'm 172 00:07:55.560 --> 00:08:01.040 too ignorant to appreciate it. It's just it is what 173 00:08:01.079 --> 00:08:04.079 it is. Like, you know, I've had way sore bust 174 00:08:04.120 --> 00:08:08.680 fingers than the heat. You know, so the complaining about it, like, 175 00:08:08.720 --> 00:08:10.519 it'd be great if I can complain about it back 176 00:08:10.519 --> 00:08:13.199 pain that only I had. There's fucking no good and 177 00:08:13.199 --> 00:08:15.680 complain about the thing that everybody else is fucking suffering. 178 00:08:15.800 --> 00:08:19.519 So you I think, like, you know, with this particular 179 00:08:19.600 --> 00:08:22.079 go a heat that we had there, and I, as 180 00:08:22.120 --> 00:08:24.160 of recording our continuing to kind of sort of have 181 00:08:25.439 --> 00:08:27.000 you know, the first couple of days we all weathered 182 00:08:27.000 --> 00:08:29.279 it because you know, the leavings there. Weather came a 183 00:08:29.319 --> 00:08:31.319 little bit later, and then after a couple of days, 184 00:08:31.800 --> 00:08:33.759 you know, everybody kind of had to turn around themselves 185 00:08:33.759 --> 00:08:34.000 and go. 186 00:08:34.159 --> 00:08:37.559 You know what, Yeah, that's fucking no. Don't don't get 187 00:08:37.559 --> 00:08:40.240 me wrong. Don't get me wrong. I fucking hate it 188 00:08:40.279 --> 00:08:42.399 when it's mad, heart, because you can do a fucking 189 00:08:42.600 --> 00:08:44.799 nothing in it, and I've a heape of things to 190 00:08:44.799 --> 00:08:46.720 be done in it out and that you hurt. 191 00:08:47.320 --> 00:08:48.840 I think you can do less in the heat. 192 00:08:48.679 --> 00:08:51.559 Than you know. You can do nothing. 193 00:08:51.039 --> 00:08:52.799 You might get a bit of something done. 194 00:08:53.480 --> 00:08:56.840 You can drive under ing, you can no bother at all. 195 00:08:56.879 --> 00:08:58.960 You drive on in the fucking rain, But this ship 196 00:08:59.440 --> 00:09:03.039 you're act actually fucking cooking like a rasher. And like 197 00:09:03.840 --> 00:09:06.279 I had a goall at fucking neck on me from 198 00:09:06.320 --> 00:09:09.120 being ten minutes out the front washing windows the other day. Yeah, 199 00:09:09.159 --> 00:09:12.279 And I thought at that stage I had an off 200 00:09:12.320 --> 00:09:14.000 of a red neck built up that I wouldn't get 201 00:09:14.000 --> 00:09:15.720 a new red neck. Well I got a fucking new 202 00:09:15.759 --> 00:09:18.919 red neck. And is it just I can do stuff 203 00:09:18.919 --> 00:09:20.080 out the back of the house, but I can't do 204 00:09:20.120 --> 00:09:22.399 it out the front of the house. And almost everything 205 00:09:22.480 --> 00:09:24.840 is out the front of the house. All the good stuff, 206 00:09:25.279 --> 00:09:28.759 good stuff out the front I do now the back 207 00:09:28.840 --> 00:09:30.639 nobody sees. It's no fucking use at all. 208 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:33.240 I'd be the I'd be the very exact same time. 209 00:09:33.279 --> 00:09:36.759 Now my job to do would be minimal, but things 210 00:09:36.799 --> 00:09:39.120 like power washing, which I suppose needs a nice day 211 00:09:39.559 --> 00:09:41.799 to do, but there's no joy in it to do 212 00:09:41.840 --> 00:09:43.960 it because you're literally got the high vision and the 213 00:09:44.039 --> 00:09:45.919 and the goggles on and the whole lots. 214 00:09:47.799 --> 00:09:50.200 You don't have to say that the royal you there 215 00:09:50.559 --> 00:09:53.840 are there, this is personally do you have wrap that 216 00:09:53.919 --> 00:09:54.360 up nicely? 217 00:09:54.399 --> 00:09:56.159 There now you steel cat boots and the whole lot, 218 00:09:56.200 --> 00:09:58.240 and you'd just be in a puddle your own make 219 00:09:58.279 --> 00:10:01.200 And I find no enjoyment of it. What's well, it 220 00:10:01.240 --> 00:10:03.360 does lend itself. I will say to a couple of 221 00:10:03.440 --> 00:10:05.879 things that we like here in the Tom and Jerry show, 222 00:10:06.440 --> 00:10:14.279 which is sitting around drinking clonmetal, champagne and barbecuing as well, 223 00:10:14.759 --> 00:10:17.960 good things, right, we like these things and and the 224 00:10:18.000 --> 00:10:20.440 hot weather doesn't lend itself nicely to them. 225 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:23.720 I was trying to think the other day, who benefits 226 00:10:23.720 --> 00:10:26.039 from this? Because farmers right now are in a like 227 00:10:26.080 --> 00:10:28.559 they're in a drought right now, especially dairy farmers right now. 228 00:10:28.559 --> 00:10:31.200 Those animals need a lot of water. They need a 229 00:10:31.240 --> 00:10:34.000 lot of moisturous, lovely grass to be jumping on, and 230 00:10:34.000 --> 00:10:37.080 they don't have it their background feeding them silas and 231 00:10:37.120 --> 00:10:40.240 fucking grain now because because the grass is yellow, the 232 00:10:40.399 --> 00:10:43.360 grass is golled. That red raught is like but so 233 00:10:45.519 --> 00:10:48.360 they won't obviously aren't benefiting from it, but somebody it is. 234 00:10:48.600 --> 00:10:51.360 It's rarely and it will blow doesn't blow well for 235 00:10:51.440 --> 00:10:54.279 somebody like and the likes of that from the time 236 00:10:54.320 --> 00:10:58.080 of the sister working in boomers. Once the fucking sun 237 00:10:58.279 --> 00:11:03.600 peaks even nipple around the clouds, bullmer stocks go up, 238 00:11:04.440 --> 00:11:08.559 and they have been fucking going twenty four seven, Get 239 00:11:08.559 --> 00:11:13.399 insider out the gap because Guinness guinnesses will go down, 240 00:11:13.559 --> 00:11:15.759 like do you know what I mean? Like because whatever 241 00:11:15.759 --> 00:11:17.840 people's notion is in their head that they need to 242 00:11:17.879 --> 00:11:19.559 have an apple. 243 00:11:19.759 --> 00:11:21.279 Cold bubbling bubbling drink. 244 00:11:21.480 --> 00:11:24.440 Yeah, like you can't, yeah, or you can't put no 245 00:11:24.480 --> 00:11:26.759 ice cubes into fucking again all of some. 246 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:29.120 Can you put ice in guinnis? 247 00:11:29.799 --> 00:11:31.840 I suppose you could, but you can't write well. 248 00:11:31.720 --> 00:11:33.440 That's the same Yeah, by that same token, you can 249 00:11:33.480 --> 00:11:34.039 put ice. 250 00:11:33.840 --> 00:11:36.519 And in souper for fuck in cereal, like if you 251 00:11:36.559 --> 00:11:38.759 want to put you know what you want. I was 252 00:11:39.000 --> 00:11:41.080 trying to think, and it was so the cider companies 253 00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:43.480 are going to make the ice cream companies out the 254 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:46.879 fucking door. And I would I would say anybody producing 255 00:11:47.200 --> 00:11:51.559 meat that lend themselves to barbecue, yeah, probably do very 256 00:11:51.559 --> 00:11:54.440 well out of this kind of scenario. Everybody else kind 257 00:11:54.440 --> 00:11:57.559 of fuck some small the Yeah. 258 00:11:58.120 --> 00:12:00.480 Another thing that I like to do, I like tryangle 259 00:12:00.559 --> 00:12:02.360 for runs and keep fit and all this kind of thing. 260 00:12:02.559 --> 00:12:05.720 Doom a level best. But the clon metal champagne is 261 00:12:05.879 --> 00:12:09.840 winning the battle this summer time, of course. But you 262 00:12:09.879 --> 00:12:13.279 can't in that weather, in that heat, oh god, that heat, 263 00:12:13.519 --> 00:12:15.360 you go out running, you just turn into Do you 264 00:12:15.360 --> 00:12:17.600 remember your Man and X men that got turned into water? 265 00:12:18.000 --> 00:12:18.159 Yes? 266 00:12:18.960 --> 00:12:23.080 Yeah, that's what I'd be like, Kelly, I do you 267 00:12:23.120 --> 00:12:26.879 know what horrendous human I was in Dublin a couple 268 00:12:26.919 --> 00:12:28.279 of weeks ago, and it was just the start of 269 00:12:28.360 --> 00:12:30.000 the write. Hot weather, and I was coming out from 270 00:12:30.000 --> 00:12:32.080 hosting a gig early enough gig. I was done by 271 00:12:32.080 --> 00:12:38.840 about half eight and corporating on Leason Street, right Leason Street, 272 00:12:39.559 --> 00:12:42.240 and this guy was out jogging. He was half eight 273 00:12:42.240 --> 00:12:45.559 at night and there was twenty five degrees go in 274 00:12:45.639 --> 00:12:47.919 the fuck and this guy was jogging no short on 275 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:50.919 loo looked like yeah, it looked like a Greek god 276 00:12:50.919 --> 00:12:52.399 in all airness to him, like, you know what I mean, 277 00:12:52.440 --> 00:12:55.000 But you're kind of gonna let you could have gone 278 00:12:55.320 --> 00:12:56.480 for a run anywhere, now. 279 00:12:56.720 --> 00:12:57.279 You know what I mean? 280 00:12:58.600 --> 00:13:01.080 Did you you? Why don't just put your number across 281 00:13:01.080 --> 00:13:04.320 your back? Yeah, like in all fairness to him, tap 282 00:13:04.360 --> 00:13:08.759 of the cap unreal rig but let like sweating away. 283 00:13:09.320 --> 00:13:12.039 Yeah, that's that's That's not what the people on the 284 00:13:12.360 --> 00:13:16.399 on Guard distributor road sea in this weather. No running 285 00:13:16.399 --> 00:13:19.600 around with my fucking pizza slice taties bobbing around the place. 286 00:13:20.720 --> 00:13:23.039 I wanted to see if that's maybe I could tempt 287 00:13:23.080 --> 00:13:24.639 you because I saw this guy, maybe you could be 288 00:13:24.720 --> 00:13:25.440 tempted to have. 289 00:13:26.200 --> 00:13:31.200 Nope, But yeah, and I you know, not for nothing 290 00:13:31.240 --> 00:13:34.200 as well, tom uh normally we get this heat in 291 00:13:34.279 --> 00:13:37.720 the summertime, thankfully, mercifully we get it in the summertime. 292 00:13:38.120 --> 00:13:39.799 And then just must be said that all of my 293 00:13:39.919 --> 00:13:42.039 favorite things are not in the summertime. So all of 294 00:13:42.039 --> 00:13:46.919 my favorite things are like Christmas and Halloween and open fires, 295 00:13:46.960 --> 00:13:50.519 tom and turf fires and kicking back and relaxing and 296 00:13:50.720 --> 00:13:53.440 and and it getting dark at six o'clock in the day. 297 00:13:53.480 --> 00:13:55.360 So when I look out at the middle of any 298 00:13:55.360 --> 00:13:58.000 given day and it's like looking out into the serengetti, 299 00:13:58.399 --> 00:14:00.960 I'm just like, all right, this is not my time 300 00:14:01.000 --> 00:14:01.320 of year. 301 00:14:01.440 --> 00:14:03.639 I'm not built for this, isn't it funny? Like you're 302 00:14:03.720 --> 00:14:06.679 just like other people have themselves convinced I need to 303 00:14:06.840 --> 00:14:10.440 roast myself. And you're like, Noreen, you haven't seen sun 304 00:14:10.759 --> 00:14:13.120 in eleven and a half months. What makes you think 305 00:14:13.159 --> 00:14:16.879 your skin can take it? I have you stop doing 306 00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:19.480 anything for eleven and a half months, if you stop 307 00:14:20.399 --> 00:14:22.799 boxing training, if you stop writing for them, Maybe we're 308 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:24.720 young for the summer. You wouldn't write for the whole summer, 309 00:14:24.720 --> 00:14:26.200 and you come back then in September and you may 310 00:14:26.360 --> 00:14:28.480 be holding it up your nostril like the fucking pencil. 311 00:14:29.039 --> 00:14:33.720 Like people just go well, I'm just gonna scold massive, like, okay, melanoma, Mary, 312 00:14:34.080 --> 00:14:36.679 what are you hoping for here? Like? What's beautiful? Sure? 313 00:14:36.679 --> 00:14:39.360 Don't you look great? Like there are other nations who 314 00:14:39.440 --> 00:14:41.440 go the other way, who block themselves from the sun. 315 00:14:41.519 --> 00:14:45.200 So it's not the look suntanned, because it's the property. 316 00:14:45.559 --> 00:14:47.799 It must be said, like, I've never been a sun 317 00:14:47.840 --> 00:14:50.120 worship or time. I never want to lie out from it. 318 00:14:50.559 --> 00:14:52.200 If I'm on hollering this orn like that, I might 319 00:14:52.279 --> 00:14:55.039 lie out for like but like forty minutes into what 320 00:14:55.080 --> 00:14:58.000 I'm getting, you know you're not built for it here. 321 00:14:58.360 --> 00:14:59.559 Where can I go and walk? 322 00:14:59.799 --> 00:15:00.759 This is not for me here? 323 00:15:01.000 --> 00:15:03.799 The some there's a new form of sun worship too, 324 00:15:03.840 --> 00:15:05.679 actually in the last year, so you know there's always 325 00:15:05.720 --> 00:15:08.360 a new variation of yoga and these things, and you know, 326 00:15:08.440 --> 00:15:10.000 goats climbing all over your head. Have you seen the 327 00:15:10.080 --> 00:15:12.440 lads who just talk off fully and just hold their 328 00:15:12.480 --> 00:15:14.159 legs up and just spread their ainus for the sun 329 00:15:15.159 --> 00:15:19.799 that I do? Yeah, yeah, I do. I knew I 330 00:15:19.840 --> 00:15:22.600 recognized you that at the back. I just I just 331 00:15:23.240 --> 00:15:24.440 literally up the back. 332 00:15:26.039 --> 00:15:27.399 And it was just like right, get as much of 333 00:15:27.399 --> 00:15:29.759 it into me as I can yeah, this whole thing of. 334 00:15:30.000 --> 00:15:33.000 I'll take my sorry, I don't have not a sun worship. 335 00:15:33.080 --> 00:15:35.200 I just take my son anally. 336 00:15:35.240 --> 00:15:37.200 Yes, and I just like one good. 337 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:38.720 Do you know what I'm going to tell you to 338 00:15:38.720 --> 00:15:40.120 take my son as a suppository. 339 00:15:40.639 --> 00:15:43.559 We've we've all we're all friends here, Tom, We've all 340 00:15:43.600 --> 00:15:46.480 had like a Chinese that was too hot for us, 341 00:15:46.480 --> 00:15:48.440 We've all had an India hot for us, and you 342 00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:49.600 know all about it the next day. 343 00:15:50.360 --> 00:15:53.840 Can you imagine having sun borne up your whole? I did? 344 00:15:53.919 --> 00:15:56.559 I once I went, I went for a vindaloo one time. 345 00:15:56.639 --> 00:15:58.720 I thought I was braver than anything, and I knew. 346 00:15:59.240 --> 00:16:01.559 I knew even coming home with pints on me afterwards, 347 00:16:01.639 --> 00:16:04.360 I knew to put the title role in there is 348 00:16:04.399 --> 00:16:07.279 going to be bad, and I was hundred percent right. 349 00:16:07.480 --> 00:16:09.840 It was horrific for three days here. I don't know 350 00:16:09.840 --> 00:16:11.679 what sort of humans who do this? Do you have 351 00:16:11.759 --> 00:16:14.200 any did you develop any tricks? Because what I found 352 00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:16.759 myself developing is do you know like those spiders out 353 00:16:16.799 --> 00:16:20.720 and is the Iraq there that they chase shadows? They 354 00:16:20.759 --> 00:16:23.360 only they can only survive radiant shadows. There's snow white 355 00:16:23.399 --> 00:16:24.360 these hoh. 356 00:16:24.759 --> 00:16:26.679 I've seen something like the horrific. 357 00:16:26.240 --> 00:16:28.879 Things that they can actually inesetize while chewing your leg 358 00:16:28.919 --> 00:16:31.000 off in the middle of the desert. If there was 359 00:16:31.039 --> 00:16:32.679 just one more thing to keep you awake while you 360 00:16:32.720 --> 00:16:34.759 were fighting the erect war back in the day, they 361 00:16:34.799 --> 00:16:37.360 would they could, like a lad could wake up with 362 00:16:37.440 --> 00:16:40.000 a stump, but have felt nothing because this. 363 00:16:40.159 --> 00:16:42.840 But these have heard I have heard of those spiders stump. 364 00:16:42.840 --> 00:16:44.080 I believe they're called iraq nids. 365 00:16:45.639 --> 00:16:49.080 Jesus anyway, comedy guys, what's. 366 00:16:48.919 --> 00:16:53.039 The deal If a fucking if a podcast and ruins 367 00:16:53.039 --> 00:16:53.879 that joke, I'm going. 368 00:16:53.840 --> 00:16:57.519 To I hope it stops all over with fucking pet 369 00:16:57.600 --> 00:17:01.799 pest control. The I found myself. You know, you're driving 370 00:17:01.840 --> 00:17:04.519 into car parks now and you're like, yeah, we're what 371 00:17:04.599 --> 00:17:09.160 ways the sun shining? I found myself like pulling beside 372 00:17:09.160 --> 00:17:13.160 big transits who are casting a shadow, like every little help, 373 00:17:13.319 --> 00:17:15.519 every little help, just to keep a bit out. I 374 00:17:15.559 --> 00:17:17.640 even dug it out, dug out that silvery thing that 375 00:17:17.680 --> 00:17:20.519 my wife maybe by it's five years ago in al 376 00:17:20.599 --> 00:17:23.680 the the you know the silvery thing that you see Yeah, yeah, yeah, 377 00:17:23.839 --> 00:17:26.839 any good it does. I mean, now, if you leave 378 00:17:26.880 --> 00:17:29.240 a crack open on the windows, you're going to be 379 00:17:29.240 --> 00:17:32.240 okay the car actually it does reflect and afla. But 380 00:17:32.319 --> 00:17:34.359 I see lads and other car parks who the car 381 00:17:34.400 --> 00:17:36.079 has been sitting all the day and they're fucking trying 382 00:17:36.119 --> 00:17:39.119 to catch the steering with with their sleeves to pulled over. Man, 383 00:17:39.680 --> 00:17:40.480 I tell you what it is. 384 00:17:40.519 --> 00:17:41.160 You find the car. 385 00:17:41.319 --> 00:17:43.480 It's hot obviously for a second, but the old air 386 00:17:43.519 --> 00:17:46.160 can it gets it gets cooled real quick because not 387 00:17:46.359 --> 00:17:50.880 because not every millimeter offucking plastic is cooking in the 388 00:17:50.920 --> 00:17:56.079 sun all day. That being said, it's the hottest, you 389 00:17:56.079 --> 00:17:58.759 know what I mean. I found myself really enjoying going 390 00:17:58.759 --> 00:18:02.599 into the supermarket because yeah, you find yourself going straight 391 00:18:02.680 --> 00:18:05.319 to like the fridgile, you know, the freezer. Yeah, it's 392 00:18:05.440 --> 00:18:07.680 just rolling down along there. You'd never know that we 393 00:18:07.720 --> 00:18:08.680 might need more peas. 394 00:18:09.160 --> 00:18:09.880 You just don't know. 395 00:18:10.039 --> 00:18:14.640 You just don't know wandering into places that aircon. 396 00:18:16.519 --> 00:18:17.960 Do you know what we're going to tell you, Tom Now, 397 00:18:18.039 --> 00:18:20.480 I think for the Tom and Jerry Show, we've we've 398 00:18:20.559 --> 00:18:22.799 spent a long enough talking about the weather, and hopefully 399 00:18:22.839 --> 00:18:24.359 now by the time we come around next year, we 400 00:18:24.440 --> 00:18:26.359 have sorted out whatever it is it's causing all this 401 00:18:26.440 --> 00:18:28.839