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Speaker 1: Oil, Hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.

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Thank you for telling a friend. That's how we spread

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the word about the pirate ship and the body nugget Phelps.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, it's been a while.

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Speaker 4: It has been, buddy, Yeah, it has been.

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Speaker 2: I uh, I don't.

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Speaker 4: Know, buddy. You can take a second from feeding your

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face my god.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I ate your devil dog. You brought me

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deviled eggs and potato salad. And I said to him,

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did you make the potato salad? And he said yes?

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And I said, if you told me that this was Wegmans,

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and I meant that as a compliment, and I said,

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I hope it's.

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Speaker 2: Not not a otherwise it's delicious.

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Speaker 1: He did a fantastic job. And the eggs are great.

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The deviled eggs were.

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Speaker 2: Really really good.

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Speaker 4: You're sucking them down. That's good. You got to eat well.

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Speaker 2: I have not.

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Speaker 4: It's tough. In times like this way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, here, here's the thing that I struggle with as

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a as a person, as my sister. So I think

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eloquently put it. Uh, there are certain moments in life

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that are both ordinary and extraordinary. And really what they

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are is birth and death because it happens for everybody.

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Everybody has been born, and majority of people, unlike Doug I,

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have experienced having maybe their own children right populating the earth.

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And and I don't mean, but you've also lost somebody,

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and so you're not in a unique thing. But it's

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extraordinary to have it unfolded and see everything that's happening

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around you.

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Speaker 4: It's devastating. I yeah, I mean, you're not prepared for

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the same as childbirth. You can go to all the

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miles classes, everything you want.

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Speaker 2: You're not no, you're right, you're right, you're right.

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Speaker 4: You know, you don't know how you're you're gonna deal

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Speaker 1: And I and I'm and I'm I'm a little bit

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all over the place today. The obituary for my dad dropped.

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Speaker 2: I always put out, I don't know what we say.

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Speaker 1: Uh, but my you know, we had My brother wrote

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one I punched it up, and then my sister took

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over and really made it the best it could be.

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and then uh, she posted it on Facebook and my

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: One of the things I'll tell anybody, just just being honest,

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the independent world that we live in now. And when

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I say independent, I mean you don't need anything to

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do a podcast. I don't need a corporate sponsor. I

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don't you know what I'm saying. But if you're gonna win,

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it's got to be really good, right. The ones that

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do really well, Yeah, are the ones that do really

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are really good. And I feel like I have just

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had my head somewhere else. And you know, I asked

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Doug this morning because I was all discombobulated on time

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and stuff, and I'm like, oh God, And I had

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my morning segmented out and.

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Speaker 2: The obituary went out.

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Speaker 1: Actually had a doctor's appointment follow up for this cough

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plan funeral. Well, I had already canceled the doctor's appointment,

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the notice yesterday, Hey, nine am the priest who's on vacation,

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which is why we couldn't have it last week. And

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go back to mean and my sister's got to go

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back to mean.

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Speaker 2: It. You know, I was going to have it.

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Speaker 1: Can do a zoom at nine, So I go listen, Man,

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I might be a little late. And then as I'm there,

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my doctor goes something about blood work. So I'm like, okay,

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you can just go right downstairs and sad and down.

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that I hadn't done the blood work for the physical

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previously this year, and he's like, let's get that done.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm like, I got a meeting at nine. I

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don't show up till nine fifteen. And then I find

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Speaker 4: Who picked that? Uh? Well, yeah, I mean, who do

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don't know you're the oldest.

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Speaker 1: I'm the oldest, but are you I've also been talking

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for thirty years, Yes, on a microphone and in public.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying that?

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Speaker 1: Now, are you a junior? I guess I didn't know

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you're not? Was will No, No, I am not. He

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did not have a middle name. I do, minus Patrick.

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Speaker 4: My middle name is William.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's uh, he has a confirmation name from

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when he was a child, but and it was Paul.

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Speaker 2: So no, I am not so that.

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Speaker 1: So then the eulogy comes, and then while I'm on

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the phone, I'm going to just pull back the curtain

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on some things with me personally. I don't know what

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has happened since my father has passed, but it has

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been somewhat. I can't say an eye opener, and I

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can't say show you how things really are because that's

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not fair or right. But it has changed my perspective

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on a lot of things quickly, and it has changed

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my perspective.

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Speaker 4: To me, that is no surprise.

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Speaker 2: Just yeah, well you've experienced this last year, right. Yes,

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I'll never forget that. Yes, I will never forget.

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Speaker 2: That's one of the greatest things.

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Speaker 4: So for those who you don't know, my mother passed

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away October sixth, and my sister and brother in law

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we're all with her. And then that was Sunday. Monday.

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stuff around and Bill's calling me and I was just

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kind of shaking my head and accidentally I answered it

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with my thumb and Bill heard what I was saying

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under my breath. I'm like, oh, I just don't want

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to talk about any of this right now. And Bill

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heard it. I didn't know I hit except and I go,

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oh hello, and he goes, who was she? I heard you?

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Who was she? Banger? She was fat? She was fat

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and disgusting right like Bill, No, no, you can tell me, buddy.

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She was big, you got drunk, You got drunk, you

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went to a bar, you banged this awfully, Come on,

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tell me tell me details. I won't tell you. I

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can feel it. I go, Bill, No, no, no, I

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know I know it.

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Speaker 2: I go.

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Speaker 4: Billy goes, what I go, my mother died yesterday?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And then everybody's going to me, did you feel bad?

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wasn't doing it.

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Speaker 2: That was just the relationship I have with Doug would.

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Speaker 4: Be that hilarious story.

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Speaker 1: Hilarious story, and to me, it was a hilarious story.

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And I know we've told this before. I had somebody

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recently bring it up to me.

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Speaker 4: I was thinking of calling you today and asking you

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the same question. If you answered, hey, I'll be with you,

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how's a feeling, I'm like no, So instead I made

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I'm having a little get together and it tastes sale

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double leggs. I almost thought about bringing you a big

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dirty martini, but I'm like, yeah, I can't get him going.

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I'm not gonna be.

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Speaker 1: Discuss if it was ald on the podcast last night,

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you know, and.

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Speaker 4: You're with your brother and sister and you drank like

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twenty beers. Yeah, that's a great night, and mean just

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talking about your dad and everything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, awesome family. Yeah, it's awesome.

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Speaker 1: My brother and sister are and I are much closer.

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I think that there were some truths revealed to me

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about me, and I got to see things I think

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from the new perspective. At times, I've been rather a

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weak person, and it makes me a little embarrassed to

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be honest with you, not confronting things, on dealing with

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things in my own life. There were certain things that

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Speaker 2: I'm just not.

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Speaker 1: It does make you also think, you know, what do

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the average is seventy eight, what do I have? And

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if you put it in perspective, what's that? Twenty four

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more summers? Twenty five more Summers's.

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Speaker 4: Eighty so that gives me twenty five more?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you understand what I'm saying?

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Speaker 1: I know exactly, And we go, yeah, but just think

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about how quickly the life asked five years? Sure, and

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thing in me. I don't know what that is. It's

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not my penis but no, not as an irishman, but

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I think that there's something. And so you have all that,

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changed and everything just because I.

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Speaker 2: Go, I'm not, I'm not doing that anymore.

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Speaker 1: And I think that I also, while I was on

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the Zoom call, going through kind of the format more

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or less of what was going to happen on or

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what will happen this coming weekend? My mom was calling me.

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I have not spoken to my mom since my dad passed.

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My brother and sister called, you know, while we were

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all in the room with my dad's Bonnie, And at

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one point my mother goes, is Billy there and my

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brother goes, yeah, and I just don't have I don't

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know why I can't. I'm being very very real right now,

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I'm struggling with having a conversation with her. I don't

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know if I don't know why. I don't know why,

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so she said, so I text her back, Hey, I'm

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on a zoom call for this, and she's like, I

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just want to talk.

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Speaker 2: To you, and I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to, and I don't know if that

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makes it it's more final with my dad. I can't

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wrap my head around what it is that I'm so resistant,

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because there's no reason. My mother's been very loving and

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kind and awesome, but I just right now, I guess

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the people that maybe know me best are closest to

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me or whatever, and that's not even true because my

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brother and sister, I just am like I.

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Speaker 2: Need an arm's length right now.

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Speaker 1: I needed the room and I will tell you today

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has been more of a struggle than I realized, because people, yeah,

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it's gonna hit you, and I'm going, yeah, well, you

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know this is a natural.

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Speaker 4: And I don't like that when people, oh, it's gonna

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get you know, it's under your business, don't you not.

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a home run. Oh he's due, here, it comes here.

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I'm gonna wait, all bet get your cameras ready. Why

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can't you just I don't know, just you.

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Speaker 2: Know, I hear you.

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Speaker 1: But I think most people mean that in a kind way,

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because I think it's like, hey, don't avoid it. Feel

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the feelings. And I would say that that's really all

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we have in life is more or less feelings. I mean,

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that's what songs are. They bring us back to a

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feeling in a time. I love this song. It reminds

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me so memories. But feelings are really the thing. And

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I think that what I interpret people saying is feel

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it all. It's okay, and it's okay to not be okay.

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Speaker 4: I have never liked when people have told me well,

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you shouldn't feel that way, or you know you should

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feel that way about that. I me up the wall wall.

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You cannot control what my body, my mind, my soul is.

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And I've known people that lost their mother around twenty

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two twenty three, and obviously I just lost my mother,

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like earlier in life. Not a lot, but you go

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through old pictures and you're like, oh, she's not around anymore.

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or maybe it was mine, I can't remember, and all

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the people they have lost. And I've also met people

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that have had parents nursing homes. I mean, you know,

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we don't want them to die, but it's been nine years.

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They're just chugging along. And it's so sad for people

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would demension that don't even remember you almost and it's morbid.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 4: I want God to take them because they're not happy,

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you know, And that's sad too. So there's a nobody

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should tell you. You know, you'll figure it out. You know,

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your mom you will.

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Speaker 2: I know, and I'm gonna have to do it.

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Speaker 1: If I left to my own devices, left to my

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own devices, I would avoid that conversation.

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Speaker 4: Well, you're gonna have to talk to her.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I would talk to her, you know, at the funeral,

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and I would be able to shield myself with others.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, hey there's Uncle Soots. Hey, ikay, do you

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understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna run the twenty one mac here. I'm gonna

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be here, Mom's gonna be over here. I'm gonna I'm

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gonna hand it off to you. You're gonna throw it

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back to me. Mom's gonna go for the buffet line.

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We're just gonna come in here, right, We're gonna open

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up this hole. Obviously Sandra from high school. Sander's gonna

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block Mom and we we're gonna call this a twenty

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one jump straight on three on three Ready break.

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Speaker 1: But you know, while that's funny, that's exactly how I

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would deal with this.

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Speaker 2: And I was so close to.

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Speaker 1: Colin her today and then an old boss of mine

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from radio called me, and I haven't talked to this

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person in a while, and it was to say I'm

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really sorry, and we wound up.

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Speaker 2: Talking for damn near an hour.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I didn't rush it because I kept thinking,

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I got to do some prep before I go and

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sit with Doug. And I thought, you know what, I

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just have to roll with this today. But it also

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I didn't have to call my mom right right, and

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I owe her a call. And it has nothing to

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do with anything. I can't explain exactly what it is.

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I'm trying because there's oftentimes they think in life when

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there's something that bothers you about a person. And I'm

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not saying that my mom is bothering me, but there

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isn't or why you're avoiding a conversation or something, it's

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more about you, I will say. I do believe life

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is a bit of a reflection of you.

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Speaker 2: It's a mirror. So those things you don't like about.

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Speaker 1: Yourself, being weak, being whatever, are the same things you

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probably will despise on someone else. And because it's reflected

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back and you got to get to the you got

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to go in and get to the root of it.

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So it just fucking goes away and you can have

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a nicer life. You can live, you can actually live.

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I think with my mom, I'm having a conversation with

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her is more of a finality that my dad is

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no longer here. And I, as much as I have

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joked in the past that I have no nerve endings,

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I do and they'll and I'm afraid. I'm afraid of

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how of just losing it and I did. I lost

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it when he died. We were standing there, you know,

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but so on not to be I feel like I'm

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beating a dead dad here.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm sure there's a lot of a lot of

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interested in how you're feeling, how you're doing. It's just

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I don't even know. I mean, being on the radio

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over thirty years and now this you are quote unquote

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a little bit of people's life, people and joy listening

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to you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I appreciate that more than anything, I really

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really do.

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Speaker 4: I know they listen to you at work, and I

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like the podcast. I can listen to whatever i'm you know,

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just outside or whatever, and you know they listen because

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you make it feel hopefully with some laughter, just some

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news and a.

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Speaker 1: Little bit of uh yeah, I like that anyway. That's

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that's where i've been today, and that's what I've been

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running around to. And then uh every once in a while,

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I I I love and I don't despise, but I

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love and kind of sometimes look like a dog that

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hurd a whistle or the food bag open you go

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with the New York post to me.

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Speaker 2: But I love their fucking headlines.

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Speaker 1: I mean no, just the headline for the CEO that

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got busted on the jumbo tron. Yeah, they called it Dumbotron,

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and I just go and it's so fucking funny. That

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story is only they lived in summer. They had a

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place in Kenny Bunk. My sister in law's good friend

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just golfed with the guy's wife. His kids are camp

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counselors at the camp in Kenny Bunk. So it's like,

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let me answer this question, because I was thinking, no way,

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this woman didn't know he was cheating.

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Speaker 4: The little bit hurt. I've heard about it. So he

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was having a fairy. He went to his girlfriend who

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cold Play concert, and Coldplay does this kiss cam, which

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I've never heard of. A rock and roll Moley Crue

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Tommy would come out and do a titcam. Yeah, and

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flasher bait. Now he's a CEO, he's very important, man,

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he's got VIP.

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Speaker 1: Whatever they're probably they were sweet. Yeah, they're a sweet

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sitting out more of a belt.

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Speaker 4: So on his way up, I'm just thinking, you know what,

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that's a fucking guy that fucked me on the job. Hey,

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when we do the kiss camp. Get it right on

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those fuckers. I mean, what are the chances out of everybody?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: You don't think he was pointed to them? I mean deliberately,

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just I mean, all the great all the conspiracy.

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Speaker 1: That's a fantastic conspiracy, Doug. I love that thought because

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I have not thought that, nor have I heard it anywhere.

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Speaker 2: But I the only thing.

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Speaker 1: That I would take away as a life lesson, maybe

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not a good one for.

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Speaker 4: People you disagree. Three three nanny motel, the hotel.

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Speaker 1: Now not even My thing is you gotta always keep

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your emotions in control.

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Speaker 2: Do you understand what I'm saying?

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Speaker 1: So your knee jerk reactions is to throw your hands

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off and duck, you're a moron. If it's called hiding

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in plain sight. If that guy just stood there, no

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one sees this, No one sees this. If she kind

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of pulled away, that's fine, But to you know, to

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do that, I mean gross meaning large gesture, right, this

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gross motor movement, and to have the lead singer of

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the band go either you're really shy or having an affair.

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Speaker 4: He said that, Oh I didn't see what fucking said it?

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Why would you say that a middle of your cant.

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Speaker 5: Because you're showing the kisscam and it's this giant circle.

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It's right in his fucking face and he goes and

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it's funny. I mean, think about it, it's funny. You

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or I may have said the same thing. You're really

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shy or you know what.

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Speaker 2: I mean, and it's not like so whatever.

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Speaker 1: My only point is if always you got to try

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to blend in, Like I remember crashing parties said, okill,

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you gotta blend in.

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Speaker 2: You just do it.

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Speaker 1: Eventually you get discovered, but you get a lot of

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food and a lot of shit. I got into when

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they had the Heja Championship. I went up and took

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a picture of me kissing the Wannamaker trophy. I should

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have never gotten into that room. There's no fucking way.

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I didn't have the credentials to.

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Speaker 2: Do that, but there I was.

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Speaker 1: Then I go private party and I sit there and

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I'm with guys who are getting nervous, and I'm like,

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shut the fuck up and just act like you belong.

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Speaker 4: Oh, so you took a bunch of guys, we're going

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in here, We're going there. Were you drinking Bill.

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Speaker 2: Two or three?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we were drinking at the bar this wedding. But

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the point is my only point is that just just

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just like kind of my cousin Vinny.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you blended.

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Speaker 2: You know when I learned this. I want to know

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when I learned this.

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Speaker 1: I learned this as a young man that you should

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not react. I skipped school, had it. I was driving,

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I had a car, and I went to see my

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buddy Nathan hang out with him. Nathan was one of

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my best friends. He had some mental health problems actually

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in the eighties, had had I'll just tell the story.

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In nineteen eighty nine, he brought a gun to school.

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His dad was a police officer or a sheriff for

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the county. He took one of his guns and it

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was in a duffel bag. And at the time they

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let you do as seniors. Study hall could be in

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the cafeteria and they had one of those shitty Jim jewels,

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you know, those folding doors. Yeah, yeah, So we could

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go in there and you could talk and you could

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get some snacks from the cafeteria. And it was for

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seniors juniors, but seniors were mostly so we're on the

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side and my friend Chris Brenner saw the gun in

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the bag, and Chris did not react. He simply got

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up and he went to the office and said, Nathan's

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got a gun in his bag. And so what they

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did smartly was called down to the cafeteria. Hey, can

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Nathan come to the main office. Nathan comes to the

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main office, and somebody came through the little door in

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the folding wall. Sorry, as my phone is blowing up,

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and I thought I had it silence.

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Speaker 2: And took the bag. And Nathan said he was going

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to commit suicide. Wow. Yeah, and he was I just loft,

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brilliant kid.

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Speaker 1: Brilliant kid. And so he had broken his leg or something.

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So I went to visit him and hang out, and

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I think I brought him lunch. And then I drove

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where I lived. It was like a forty five minutes

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to an hour to the mall, and I bought myself

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a Sonny Walkman, and then I timed it so as

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the bus went by my driveway, I pulled right in.

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Now this is where I learned just let sit shit.

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Let's sit shit. Let shit sit for about a good

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twenty Mississippi. Don't give it ten, give it a twenty Mississippi.

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Just a little bit longer. My father says to me

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when I pull in, Hey was mister Tye in school today?

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Mister Tye was my first period teacher, physics teacher.

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Speaker 2: Uh. And I said, well, Dad, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I didn't go to school today. And I thought it

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was one of those shitty parent things. But my father

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never did that. He never played those shitty gotcha games

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with us.

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Speaker 2: He just didn't.

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Speaker 1: And he said what, And I said, yeah, I didn't

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go to school. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: Where you go?

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Speaker 1: I said, I went to see Nathan and then I

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go and then I bought this walkman and he's like,

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he goes, well, here's the thing.

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Speaker 2: Your sister got sick. I had to go pick her up.

471
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Speaker 1: And I'm in the pediatrician's office and I'm looking at

472
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,799
this guy and I think it was mister Tice, but

473
00:24:02,799 --> 00:24:05,359
I couldn't remember, so I'm asking. I could have said

474
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,720
yes he was and skated on. I could have said no,

475
00:24:08,799 --> 00:24:11,720
he wasn't and skated on. Instead, I thought I was

476
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,920
getting in trouble. So that's when I learned just wait,

477
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:19,200
because your knee jerk reaction that instantly, Oh fuck him,

478
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:19,839
I'm doomed.

479
00:24:20,279 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 2: Is not always the case. You know, your guilt doesn't

480
00:24:25,039 --> 00:24:26,759
mean that they don't know what's happening.

481
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,640
Speaker 4: But at that point, I would hope you also learned

482
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,920
that honestly is the best policy.

483
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,319
Speaker 2: Fuck that I.

484
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 1: Hadn't my father fucked honesty, Jesus Christ, the little white

485
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,240
lie once in a while, go is a long way out. No,

486
00:24:41,559 --> 00:24:45,119
he called my school and said my son skipped school.

487
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,599
I get called down and they go. Since your dad

488
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,960
called instead of three nice attention, we're gonna give you two.

489
00:24:50,839 --> 00:24:53,640
Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, So honestly it's the best policy.

490
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,400
Fuck you all. I was a senior. It was one day.

491
00:24:56,759 --> 00:25:00,759
Did it change the course of anything? No? You know

492
00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:01,200
what I mean.

493
00:25:01,599 --> 00:25:04,839
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, teachers get personal days. I think students should

494
00:25:04,839 --> 00:25:05,920
get a personal day once in a while.

495
00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:08,799
Speaker 4: Seriously, but obviously your dad made more of it than

496
00:25:09,519 --> 00:25:10,359
probably should have been.

497
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 1: Well, I think for him, it's like, well I gotta do.

498
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:17,759
I he was a teacher. I can't condone you skipping school,

499
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,400
you know, right? I mean even my mother. When I

500
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,079
was even younger, I was riding the bus. I think

501
00:25:23,079 --> 00:25:26,079
it was fourteen or fifteen. The bus pulls up and

502
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,319
I'm waving on it's and our driver was like one

503
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,279
hundred and seventy five feet long. And I'm standing up

504
00:25:30,319 --> 00:25:32,319
the garage. What's attached to the house, But it's just

505
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,480
set back enough, so I'm standing there. I have my

506
00:25:34,519 --> 00:25:37,680
fishing pole stashed. I had lunch. It was a sunny day.

507
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,440
I was going up to this field. I was just

508
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,680
gonna fucking fish for sunnies and just have a day.

509
00:25:42,759 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 2: It was just I was Tom Sawyer. It was gonna

510
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,640
be the greatest fucking thing in the world.

511
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,319
Speaker 4: I ain't. Yeah, I was down the river.

512
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,319
Speaker 1: Well, this is where we used to take the dried

513
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,240
up cowshit in the fields. We used to fucking whip

514
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,160
it at each other like frizzye.

515
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,880
Speaker 2: Oh God. If it hit somebody in.

516
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,359
Speaker 1: The back of the head and shattered, it was the

517
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,680
greatest thing world because then they're picking shit out of

518
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:02,440
her hair forever.

519
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 2: Anyway, that was me.

520
00:26:04,039 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 1: So I my mother who never who I mean again,

521
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,279
I love her, but a lot of times I think

522
00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:11,960
her head was in.

523
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 2: Her dairy air. And so it was great. It was

524
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,880
easy to pull the wall over my mom's eyes.

525
00:26:16,559 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 1: She happens to walk by the fucking storm door with

526
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,799
the big glass wind, the big glass door, and she

527
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,240
opens up the door as the bus is sitting there

528
00:26:24,599 --> 00:26:25,440
and the doors.

529
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 2: Are open, and I'm going fucking go go, and she's yelling.

530
00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 4: Where are you.

531
00:26:30,319 --> 00:26:32,640
Speaker 2: Scott gets me in the car and drives me to

532
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,200
the end of the road.

533
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: So the bus comes back around the loop and all

534
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,279
the kids are laughing.

535
00:26:37,759 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck, man, I could never. I never got

536
00:26:40,279 --> 00:26:44,759
to skip school. I'm sorry, I have no idea what

537
00:26:45,079 --> 00:26:48,400
that is, but uh so there you go, I have.

538
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:50,519
Speaker 4: There's no moral of the story.

539
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,519
Speaker 2: There's no yes. The moral to the story is a

540
00:26:53,839 --> 00:26:54,559
fucking honesty.

541
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,519
Speaker 4: Yea, a little bit little lies.

542
00:26:58,559 --> 00:27:00,559
Speaker 2: They aren't gonna hurt anybody who's getting hurt.

543
00:27:00,559 --> 00:27:03,319
Speaker 1: If I said mister Tice was in the waiting oh yeah,

544
00:27:03,319 --> 00:27:05,440
you know what, that's interesting that he was in there today.

545
00:27:05,759 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 4: I think I saw as you get older, you know,

546
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:11,680
white lies lies.

547
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:16,400
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, because if you're the CEO company and

548
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,839
you're standing embraced with a woman who is not your wife,

549
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,920
don't fucking move right.

550
00:27:20,799 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 4: Don't older, You're gonna matter her later.

551
00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 1: And then when if you wound up on a JumboTron

552
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,240
and somebody goes, hey, that's the guy, you go.

553
00:27:27,519 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 2: She was choking.

554
00:27:28,319 --> 00:27:31,519
Speaker 1: It's the honeylike maneuver or heimlike maneuver, whatever it is.

555
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,079
Speaker 2: Who's gonna get hurt?

556
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:33,839
Speaker 4: Now?

557
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 2: The guy lost a five hundred thousand dollars job and.

558
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,839
Speaker 1: Probably a bunch of other ship House and Kenny Bunk

559
00:27:40,279 --> 00:27:40,920
summer House.

560
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,039
Speaker 4: Was she married to No?

561
00:27:43,759 --> 00:27:45,559
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know the answer to that.

562
00:27:46,279 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: People are saying that he resigned and why isn't she

563
00:27:49,759 --> 00:27:50,400
being fired?

564
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 2: And there's all kind of why.

565
00:27:52,039 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 4: Is it if you fuck something, you gotta be fired?

566
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 2: Well, he resigned, Okay, he resigns.

567
00:27:57,279 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: I think sometimes as a leaders it's kind of hard

568
00:28:00,599 --> 00:28:04,160
because then what happens is nobody respects you are the

569
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,359
favoritism okay, right, favoritism or.

570
00:28:08,799 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 2: Silently they high five you. Hey, man, just.

571
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,559
Speaker 4: Can't be part of the guy. That's not what Bill

572
00:28:14,599 --> 00:28:17,640
Fight is about. You read our diagram, our Bill fighted

573
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,599
Bible before you came into the podcast. And now you're

574
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,599
fucking Lauren and you know Laura and somebody what Bill

575
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,599
I mean? Yeah, I mean you drove me to her house.

576
00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:31,039
That's not part of the You got me drunk? I

577
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,240
know I did put rum in those double eggs.

578
00:28:34,039 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 2: And he started playing naked twister.

579
00:28:35,759 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 4: I lose a game after three spins.

580
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:48,519
Speaker 2: I'm just like you yellow, go ahead, what's next?

581
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 4: I don't know Mallory.

582
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 2: Who's Mallory?

583
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 4: Oh?

584
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,839
Speaker 2: Yes, why don't we take a moment.

585
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,839
Speaker 4: Sure, let's take it. Take a little ba, scrape the

586
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,960
rest of the tasled out with your finger.

587
00:29:01,079 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do with Okay, Look, Doug made it. Okay, Doug,

588
00:29:05,079 --> 00:29:06,720
this is a small little container.

589
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,279
Speaker 2: You're a big guy. That's fine. I'm too big. That's

590
00:29:10,279 --> 00:29:10,720
what I am.

591
00:29:11,319 --> 00:29:13,119
Speaker 1: We will take a moment and come back talk a

592
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:17,079
little bit about the dating with Mallory for Doug and

593
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:25,839
Mallory sitting in the tree. Right after this, Leo's Bakery

594
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,039
and Deli on Desk Match Drive in East Rochester. I

595
00:29:28,079 --> 00:29:31,160
went over there, and I know we're past the fourth

596
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:34,839
of July, but any holiday they have.

597
00:29:35,119 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 2: Corresponding delicious desserts.

598
00:29:37,319 --> 00:29:40,839
Speaker 1: I'm telling you the most patriotic desserts I found at Leo's.

599
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:45,759
I bought American Flag Moon cookies. Fantastic, great to bring

600
00:29:45,799 --> 00:29:48,839
to a party. Look, people have all kinds to get

601
00:29:48,839 --> 00:29:53,240
togethers throughout the summer. Go to Leo's. Don't show up

602
00:29:53,279 --> 00:29:56,480
empty handed. Come with you know, I have about one

603
00:29:56,559 --> 00:30:00,400
pound of Italian cookies right, can't beat that Canoli's. Can't

604
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,680
beat that delicious salads that are already made for you.

605
00:30:03,839 --> 00:30:07,079
Max Old, It's all right there, Leos.

606
00:30:07,319 --> 00:30:08,359
Speaker 2: What's the best thing.

607
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 1: About Leo's Everything on deskbats drive in East Rochester and

608
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:16,000
open every day. It's the make this Summer event at

609
00:30:16,039 --> 00:30:18,880
Victor Chrysler Dodge Deep Ram right off Rude ninety six

610
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,119
in Victor and the deals.

611
00:30:20,559 --> 00:30:22,839
Speaker 2: They're as hot as a car's leather seats. In July.

612
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: Want to level up your summer swagger, well, cruise into

613
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,880
the season in the brand new twenty twenty five Dodge

614
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,680
Charger Daytona RT.

615
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,839
Speaker 2: This beast is built for boldness.

616
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: And get this Lease it for just one ninety nine

617
00:30:37,759 --> 00:30:41,240
a month for twenty four months. Yup, not a typo.

618
00:30:41,519 --> 00:30:44,440
This car is so fun to drive with just thirty

619
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,720
five hundred down first payment, taxes, DMV fees at signing

620
00:30:47,799 --> 00:30:51,440
conquest least required seventy five hundred miles per year. Details

621
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,759
and exclusions apply. Offer ends July thirty first, which means

622
00:30:54,799 --> 00:30:58,079
if you snooze, you lose. Or maybe you're all about

623
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that comfort meets adventure vibe. Check out the twenty twenty

624
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five cheap Grand Cherokee Laredo four by four, roomy, rugged

625
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and ridiculously good looking. Just two seventy nine per month

626
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for twenty four months. Perfect for stuffing it with friends,

627
00:31:11,519 --> 00:31:15,079
beach gear, snacks in just a little emotional baggage. I mean,

628
00:31:15,079 --> 00:31:17,160
come on, we all have it, so, whether you're tearing

629
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,680
up the pavement in a charger or heading off grid

630
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,839
in a Grand Cherokee.

631
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,519
Speaker 2: Victor Chrysler Dods jeep.

632
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,359
Speaker 1: Ram has your dream ride right on Route ninety six

633
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:48,759
and victor Or online at Victor cdjr dot com.

634
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 2: Put the cake on my coffin. Man, think of me

635
00:31:52,599 --> 00:31:56,319
every so often. Have a loser's name praid.

636
00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 4: For all my friends losers day, prade for all our life.

637
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:07,119
Speaker 2: Gif to deliverous smile and know I loved you too,

638
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:11,519
and I always loved this song.

639
00:32:12,359 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 1: Guy's name is Chris Trapper. Chris Trapper was in a

640
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,160
band called the Push Stars. He grew up in Buffalo.

641
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,119
Push Stars had some success. Chris is now sort of

642
00:32:20,119 --> 00:32:22,880
a traveling tribute or he's written some songs and he's

643
00:32:23,599 --> 00:32:25,000
become pretty good friends with my.

644
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 2: Brother and uh comes and plays at the hotel once

645
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:33,680
in a while, and I always loved this song ca

646
00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:38,680
on my coffin think of you so often. I think,

647
00:32:38,839 --> 00:32:42,000
I said this last night. I remember somewhere.

648
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 1: I was never at one like this, but I thought

649
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:48,759
I saw pictures of like wakes where the body was

650
00:32:48,799 --> 00:32:50,839
propped up over by.

651
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:55,279
Speaker 4: The cake and Irish wedding I think, so I think

652
00:32:55,319 --> 00:32:56,359
that Irish funeral.

653
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, WHI Irish wedding funeral. The only difference is

654
00:32:59,599 --> 00:33:03,000
there's you know, a few more tears those from the group,

655
00:33:05,759 --> 00:33:07,240
one last person crying at the funeral.

656
00:33:08,799 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. In terms of oh yeah, in terms of death, we.

657
00:33:12,519 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: Just learned that Ozzy Osbourne, at the age of seventy six,

658
00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:19,920
who also had Parkinson's like my dad, has passed on.

659
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,200
And I think Ozzie just like a couple of weeks

660
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,880
ago when I was in Maine, I saw the whole

661
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:29,160
thing where he did like one final show. Yeah, and well,

662
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,640
didn't Kelly get engaged backstage.

663
00:33:31,799 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 4: Or I don't know, I don't keep up with that.

664
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,039
Speaker 2: Did you please start paying attention a little bit?

665
00:33:37,039 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 4: There's more important things, like what it's my fifteenth year

666
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,759
of doing fundraising for breast cancer, so I'm going out

667
00:33:43,759 --> 00:33:44,400
and getting.

668
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,759
Speaker 2: More nobody cares. No.

669
00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: Actually, that is very nice. I think that is nice,

670
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,000
and I do think that that's more important than the

671
00:33:52,039 --> 00:33:54,440
frivolity and stupidity of celebrity.

672
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 2: But it is also a little golfing.

673
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, get some sunshine, a little exercise.

674
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 2: There you go. Still very little.

675
00:34:00,759 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 4: Still have to uber dj to guys kids graduation party Sunday.

676
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,840
I'm DJing wedding this Saturday. Gotta be prepared. I'm on here.

677
00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:13,960
I'm making devil Leggs and Potasto form a party tomorrow.

678
00:34:14,119 --> 00:34:17,320
So freaking I'm just standing around playing candy crush, watching

679
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:21,280
porn all day. It doesn't take all day, that's only Saturday.

680
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,360
That's a good five minutes.

681
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:29,760
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah, it's It's amazing and I I One

682
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:34,760
of my favorite favorite favorite radio interviews ever was watching

683
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:38,880
Charlie Fitzsimmons, the owner of Black and Blue Restaurant now

684
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,159
here in Rochester, Buffalo, Boston as well, so where black

685
00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:44,880
and Blue is. And he's the owner of uh what

686
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,920
used to be show, I forget what his call now

687
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,920
there's one in Webster one here so the Village Bakery.

688
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,599
He was the producer of a morning radio show, The

689
00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:57,199
Brother We Show back in the early nineties, Ozzy comes

690
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:58,719
to town and we get an interview in the back.

691
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:03,079
So we get to go into the backstage of the

692
00:35:03,079 --> 00:35:07,079
Blue Cross Arena and Charlie is doing an interview And

693
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,719
I always loved playing it because Ozzy is just shoving

694
00:35:11,519 --> 00:35:12,800
popcorn in his mouth.

695
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,639
Speaker 2: Just I mean, Doug, he's not.

696
00:35:14,599 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: Even fighting, He's just shoving pop just shut right, exactly like.

697
00:35:20,039 --> 00:35:24,320
And he's answering the questions and they're like, he's not

698
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,199
even really making eye.

699
00:35:25,519 --> 00:35:31,679
Speaker 4: He's not interesting. He's giving you time. But the answer

700
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,519
we opened the there.

701
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 1: Was a guy who people may in the Greater Rochester

702
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:37,800
area in.

703
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 4: The Gars commercial.

704
00:35:42,519 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can go back to the wall in there

705
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,719
and you can see Ozzy's signature. So Ozzie's sitting there.

706
00:35:48,039 --> 00:35:51,280
And there was a guy that we that was named Snoozer.

707
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,599
And I don't know why, uh still around, still has

708
00:35:54,599 --> 00:35:57,840
a mullet, still likes to photograph bands. He used to

709
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:01,039
be a roading for bands and stuff and manager.

710
00:36:01,079 --> 00:36:02,800
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know. Uh.

711
00:36:03,079 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: Unique individual loved Black Sabbath, loved Ozzy, love loved.

712
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 2: Music of all kinds.

713
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 1: Really, so he wants to ask Ozzie a question, so

714
00:36:13,159 --> 00:36:16,719
we allow him to come along on the interview. He

715
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,119
asked some questions, some big lung like I don't even

716
00:36:20,119 --> 00:36:21,599
remember what it was, but it was sort of like

717
00:36:21,639 --> 00:36:24,159
this circular thing and and and I want people to

718
00:36:24,159 --> 00:36:29,119
pay attention now when you watch interviews, you can tell

719
00:36:29,159 --> 00:36:32,960
how prepared someone is or isn't, or nervous or whatever,

720
00:36:33,159 --> 00:36:36,320
because they sometimes answer the.

721
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 2: Question within the within the question.

722
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,760
Speaker 1: Yes, so we asked some question and Ozzy, with a

723
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,280
mouthful of popcorn, goes, what.

724
00:36:45,039 --> 00:36:48,159
Speaker 2: The fuck do you mean? Just answer the question? You

725
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,760
just answer the question within the question, What the fuck

726
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:51,599
do you want me to say?

727
00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 1: I remember sitting there going, this is the fucking greatest effort,

728
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:01,239
the greatest Like that was a me and everyone when

729
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,199
we would whip it out and play on the radio.

730
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 2: And I hope whoever has it that gets played.

731
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 1: Again and recognized. But that was that was a very

732
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,320
very funny moment. And I thought, God, that Ozzie, he

733
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,360
is listening, He is paying attention to you.

734
00:37:13,679 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 2: He was really bright.

735
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: I mean when you think about it, like he left,

736
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,039
and I know a lot of it was Sharon that

737
00:37:21,119 --> 00:37:23,199
did stuff because I had heard of people.

738
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 2: Who's end to me.

739
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 1: Holy fuck, dude, that guy could drink and snort and

740
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,719
do everything, and he lived to seventy six.

741
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:34,280
Speaker 4: But monogamous. Somebody told me that in La.

742
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 2: Yeah he yes, Deep devotion with Sharon.

743
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:44,199
Speaker 1: Sharon's dad was a record producer, owner of a record

744
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,360
company I think, or part of a record company, and

745
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,559
that's how she met Ozzy and she started managing Black

746
00:37:49,599 --> 00:37:53,159
Sabbath and then really thought he had talent to go

747
00:37:53,199 --> 00:37:53,880
out on his own.

748
00:37:54,519 --> 00:37:55,119
Speaker 2: And then.

749
00:37:58,519 --> 00:38:00,559
Speaker 1: I was just thinking of songs that I could bump with,

750
00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:02,199
like Mo mo Im coming Home or something.

751
00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:06,039
Speaker 2: But uh, he he did have.

752
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:10,159
Speaker 1: An affair, yeah, just with a hairdresser that got But

753
00:38:10,159 --> 00:38:11,639
but I think Ozzy.

754
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,679
Speaker 4: Was in a cold Play cancer.

755
00:38:13,159 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 1: Sorry, he was in his sixties or something, I think

756
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,639
because it was after the Osbourne on MTV.

757
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was three kids, one of the kids in

758
00:38:23,159 --> 00:38:26,880
the TV show. Yeah, I mean I think I was

759
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,639
in Scouts when he was at Buffalo and bit the

760
00:38:29,639 --> 00:38:31,199
head off the ban or whatever it was.

761
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I always I'm.

762
00:38:34,119 --> 00:38:37,519
Speaker 2: Not sure whatever the whatever it was, Yes, but he did.

763
00:38:37,559 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 4: But it's been in a lot of jokes in movies stuff.

764
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, the guy was a I mean, he's a cultural

765
00:38:44,039 --> 00:38:49,000
culture same last year, I think solo.

766
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's in for Black Sabbath.

767
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, so Billy Idol saying h one of his songs.

768
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,039
But yeah, what a career, what a you know, what

769
00:38:59,119 --> 00:39:02,639
a life. Shire he got invited to the Youth of

770
00:39:02,679 --> 00:39:05,599
the White House. I think it was Bush. I remember

771
00:39:05,599 --> 00:39:07,760
on the Osbourne's he was They're all making him up

772
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,760
and he's just standing there like a doll getting the

773
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,519
black makeup on and all dressed up. Yeah, and uh,

774
00:39:12,679 --> 00:39:15,000
George Bush is a lot of people here, Ozzy Osbourne

775
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,599
and as he stands up when his when the show

776
00:39:18,679 --> 00:39:22,000
was doing really good. So yeah, yeah, but I was

777
00:39:22,039 --> 00:39:24,519
never a Black Sabbath fan. I mean, I like I

778
00:39:24,639 --> 00:39:27,119
was Ozzie's stuff, but yeah.

779
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,159
Speaker 2: I wasn't either. I didn't.

780
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, but here's the thing.

781
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,760
Speaker 4: I played mister Crowley for a lot of strippers. I

782
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:37,760
can tell you that, Oh really, mister Crowley, do that?

783
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:38,639
Speaker 2: Can you do the intro?

784
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:39,320
Speaker 4: All right?

785
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 1: Jill me or she is, Yeah, let's do that. I

786
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,840
was thinking of like that would be a good one.

787
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:44,719
Just since you're here.

788
00:39:46,679 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say that Ozzie transcended music.

789
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,599
Speaker 4: Well, he just did a a couple of years ago,

790
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,320
a duet with Elton John. Yeah, you know, and I

791
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,559
always wondered with his voice if they tweet they must

792
00:39:58,599 --> 00:39:59,920
have tweeted a little because he didn't have the.

793
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,119
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

794
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,039
Speaker 4: I'm sure tanging.

795
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 2: I'm sure.

796
00:40:04,679 --> 00:40:08,760
Speaker 1: But he transcended music and it became like the MTV.

797
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,800
I mean, I think there were people that never heard

798
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:14,000
him that were aware of him, you know, And that

799
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,800
to me, I go, that's pretty damn good, you know,

800
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,719
transcend to music, even if it's just the biting the

801
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:19,280
head off the.

802
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,800
Speaker 2: Bat rumor or whatever it was, that's all the moon.

803
00:40:22,199 --> 00:40:27,639
Speaker 4: Yeah, obviously, crazy tree, mister Crowley. I'm trying to think

804
00:40:27,639 --> 00:40:32,039
what else. I mean, I know we had more, but

805
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:33,960
those are just a three off my head.

806
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:38,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's I just got a message and I feel

807
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,719
like I need to address it in some weird way.

808
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, well we'll address it later.

809
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me about so Mallory she did go out

810
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:46,719
with Mark.

811
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, this was a while ago, while ago.

812
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 1: Everything got like discombobulated, and I apologize this weekend.

813
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,400
Speaker 4: So in a couple of weeks, we'll see what happens.

814
00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, I think, uh, I don't know,

815
00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:01,400
we'll see what happens.

816
00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:04,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a couple of weddings coming up. I've got,

817
00:41:04,519 --> 00:41:06,519
like I said, I've got my fundraiser coming up. The

818
00:41:06,599 --> 00:41:09,480
tent's blown away. Bill. I went to Samon Creek yesterday

819
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,360
is where I had my breast cancer fundraiser. And I

820
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,280
get there and they have a nice big outdoor tent

821
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,280
that put all the chairs, the tables, everything for all

822
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:20,039
the raffle prizes. And it's gone. That's what I said.

823
00:41:20,599 --> 00:41:25,119
Like it did blow away. It got swift under what.

824
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 2: Kind of what kind of tent? It like a full

825
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,159
on parttent.

826
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 4: Absolutely, like a big strong, yes, with ropes and everything

827
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:37,280
hooked up to lighting. And it was a low low

828
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,039
It wasn't a low breeze. It was it was a

829
00:41:39,079 --> 00:41:41,960
specific term where it comes right over the hill and

830
00:41:42,039 --> 00:41:46,079
comes up like a wind cheer yes, and blew the hole, yeah,

831
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,119
right off of it. And it was rolling right and

832
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:52,039
when and I was thinking maybe it was getting cleaned.

833
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,599
Speaker 2: Yeah you know, uh sent the whole thing rolling.

834
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 4: Yeah.

835
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:56,679
Speaker 2: No one got hurt.

836
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,639
Speaker 4: Nobody got hurt, well nobody if it was that windy,

837
00:41:59,679 --> 00:42:01,840
I don't anybody who's playing golf, gotcha.

838
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 1: So, uh, tables and chairs in this tent or I

839
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,320
don't know yeah, well, the wind.

840
00:42:08,119 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 4: I don't know if they were set up. I mean

841
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,440
they were stacked when I was there, and I think

842
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:15,599
it was last week. So leaving, I'm asking the guy

843
00:42:16,639 --> 00:42:19,800
I asked the guy before, and so, what's what's gonna happen?

844
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,599
Because I'm having my event there in a month, and

845
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,679
our you know, insurance came and started looking around and everything.

846
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:30,360
So I asked another guy that I go, honest, honest,

847
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,559
what do you think the odds are the tent's gonna

848
00:42:33,559 --> 00:42:36,199
be up by August twenty fifth, because then I've got

849
00:42:36,199 --> 00:42:38,519
to figure out what I'm doing.

850
00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:38,760
Speaker 2: Now.

851
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 4: If it's outside, it's sunning, no problem. So it's a

852
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,360
little windy, I gotta make sure I have enough weights

853
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,800
to hold everything down. He goes, well, if you got

854
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,480
a dollar and you hope to win a million, I

855
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:52,119
bet that dollar. I'm like, what is your what? This

856
00:42:52,199 --> 00:42:54,280
isn't what I need? What do you think?

857
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,639
Speaker 2: I don't want to do math, right, I want to

858
00:42:56,679 --> 00:42:56,960
ask you.

859
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,760
Speaker 4: I think it's gonna be you or not. Otherwise I

860
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,480
gotta start thinking, well, it could be well, I know

861
00:43:01,559 --> 00:43:03,440
it could be anything. So I guess I'm just going

862
00:43:03,519 --> 00:43:06,079
to keep tabs and hope for the.

863
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:09,760
Speaker 2: Best the Well, how many people hanging out on the ten?

864
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,119
Speaker 4: Well, it's all the prizes.

865
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 1: Oh, I understand, so and I've got you know, is

866
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,280
there any place inside that you could do that?

867
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:20,760
Speaker 4: No, not for that one. Well, although they do have

868
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,000
a baseball you know what, they do have a pitching

869
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,760
baseball facility next door. Maybe we could do that.

870
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:30,559
Speaker 2: You'd have to figure it all that out, but there's.

871
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,679
Speaker 4: Always an option, Like you say, count to twenty.

872
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a solution.

873
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 4: Let's not.

874
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:41,199
Speaker 1: Let's and the problem and then that's it. But what

875
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,639
I don't think that's not a wind sheer, but it

876
00:43:43,639 --> 00:43:45,480
would be similar. I think a wind char is when

877
00:43:45,559 --> 00:43:49,719
two forces like of wind hit each other and the

878
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:53,199
air goes straight down. And you will see it happens

879
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,519
quite a bit, like in the southern tier and stuff.

880
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,000
You'll see parts of the forest that are just blown out,

881
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,440
so it's like it's somebody parted their hair.

882
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 2: Down the middle, you know what I mean.

883
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, And my brother hit one of those, into small aircraft,

884
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:09,400
and it was one of the reasons he never continued

885
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:10,039
in flight school.

886
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he was in Indiana State for flight school.

887
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 1: He basically my brother had a job lined up with

888
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,920
FedEx if he got his pilot's license. We lived in

889
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:23,000
a outside of like ninety miles outside of Manhattan, very

890
00:44:23,159 --> 00:44:26,000
rural area, right. You know Mary Tyler Moore and I

891
00:44:26,079 --> 00:44:28,039
used to do landscaping in her house. And then the

892
00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:30,960
head of FedEx would come into a restaurant my brother

893
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:35,320
worked at. And my brother will talk to everybody and anybody,

894
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:38,239
and he started the conversation and saying, am I've been

895
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:40,760
flying plane since I was fourteen and doing this And

896
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,719
the guy's like, listen, when you get your pilot's license,

897
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:43,119
you let me know.

898
00:44:43,159 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 2: We're always looking for pilots and I will, I will

899
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:45,239
make sure.

900
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 4: But he had that much of a drop or turbulence around.

901
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,159
I don't know what. I've been in a puddle jumper

902
00:44:50,199 --> 00:44:52,159
that's dropped like five feet here.

903
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:53,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, you shit your pants?

904
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:54,159
Speaker 4: You shit your pants?

905
00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:56,159
Speaker 1: Well, I have no idea. I don't know what happened

906
00:44:56,159 --> 00:44:57,119
when you hit a wind sheer.

907
00:44:57,159 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 2: I have no idea. But he my brother. This is

908
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,920
one of my favorite stories with my dad.

909
00:45:03,599 --> 00:45:07,159
Speaker 1: My dad liked to do things like to work with

910
00:45:07,199 --> 00:45:10,039
his hands. And I think the reason he liked to

911
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:14,800
work with his hands was that the satisfaction of stepping

912
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,000
back and saying I did.

913
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 4: That's accomplishment.

914
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 2: It really is.

915
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,599
Speaker 1: There is something to be said about that. And he

916
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:25,119
was uber talented and absolute genius in creativity, built me

917
00:45:25,159 --> 00:45:29,840
the coolest room when I was eight years old. But

918
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,559
always he was a teacher, and I think even with

919
00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:34,559
a teacher, and I used to say this about radio.

920
00:45:35,079 --> 00:45:38,239
In radio, you didn't know how you did until three

921
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,719
months later when the ratings came out, so you weren't sure.

922
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,639
So at the end of the day you had nothing

923
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,719
to walk away from. I could say it was a

924
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,039
great show. It felt great today, and it could have

925
00:45:47,079 --> 00:45:49,800
been the biggest steaming pile of shit that anybody ever

926
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,000
listened to, and you had two listeners on the other end,

927
00:45:52,039 --> 00:45:54,920
and who knows. But when I would hang a door

928
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,440
in my house, or I would replace a window, or

929
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,239
I built the boys a treehouse or whatever that was,

930
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,239
there was a sense of accomplishment.

931
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:03,679
Speaker 2: I felt that too.

932
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: My dad actually grew up in Brooklyn in a basically

933
00:46:08,159 --> 00:46:10,440
a walk up tenement, never held a power tool that

934
00:46:10,519 --> 00:46:12,760
I know of, and built the house we grew up in.

935
00:46:13,079 --> 00:46:16,800
Super talented, but in the summers would.

936
00:46:16,559 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 4: Just start bagging a couple of pieces of wooden together,

937
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,760
you're gonna come up with something. Put the door there,

938
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,480
window there, you got it?

939
00:46:23,679 --> 00:46:24,280
Speaker 2: He uh.

940
00:46:24,519 --> 00:46:27,199
Speaker 1: So he decided to redo the roof, and he wouldn't

941
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,519
hire anybody. He would do it himself.

942
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 2: And I even remember saying to him, I was like, God,

943
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,480
I think I was like eighteen nineteen years old. Why

944
00:46:34,519 --> 00:46:36,760
was I carrying? He goes, well, I ask you to

945
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,000
do something. But he was doing the roof.

946
00:46:39,599 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 1: So half the roof was done in shingles, and half

947
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,360
of us still have the old stuff. And my brother

948
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,599
says to him, Dad, I flew over the house today,

949
00:46:47,599 --> 00:46:48,400
it looks like shit.

950
00:46:51,079 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 4: My father was so really yeah.

951
00:46:54,079 --> 00:46:55,679
Speaker 2: He's like Jesus, like.

952
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think of the things. I loved him,

953
00:47:03,639 --> 00:47:07,760
feared him healthily. He had the biggest vocabulary of any

954
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,840
human being I know. And I think I said this before,

955
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,719
I will name a dictionary I would bet money you

956
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:15,480
have never heard of.

957
00:47:15,559 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 2: And I don't mean that insultingly.

958
00:47:17,519 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 1: He had the Oxford Unabridged Dictionary of Regional Slang.

959
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 2: Did you even know that existed? No?

960
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,559
Speaker 1: No, And we knew all these words. He would quizzle

961
00:47:27,599 --> 00:47:31,679
us practically, So there was you know, it was this

962
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:36,360
guy who was just brilliant and interested in so many

963
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:37,079
different things.

964
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 2: But yet at the same time.

965
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,599
Speaker 1: It could be very stern and all that, and yet

966
00:47:43,119 --> 00:47:45,000
I don't know what it is. I put far powder

967
00:47:45,039 --> 00:47:48,039
in the man's coffee, you know what I'm saying. He

968
00:47:48,079 --> 00:47:51,760
fell into a fire and burned his hands, and my brother,

969
00:47:52,039 --> 00:47:55,199
you know, was telling me his hands are oversize oven mintion.

970
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,039
And the two of us go, hang up, Let's call

971
00:47:58,119 --> 00:47:59,920
him and see how long it takes to answer the phone,

972
00:48:00,199 --> 00:48:01,199
And like, what.

973
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,079
Speaker 2: These are the fucking things we did?

974
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 4: And I go in eulogy, I know that that should Yeah,

975
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,280
the elements, well, you know, we're kind of tough on

976
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,599
our data. A couple of times, fun things, things that I

977
00:48:12,559 --> 00:48:15,199
remember that you can incorporate, your brother, your sisters.

978
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,039
Speaker 1: I gotta sit down, and I think I'm going to

979
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:23,679
uh talk the eulogy and then write the eulogy type

980
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,800
transcribe it and then punch it up and then just

981
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,719
keep punching it up. And that's what I'm gonna That's

982
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:31,000
the only way I know how to do it, because

983
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,440
I I don't want to leave anything out, and I

984
00:48:33,519 --> 00:48:35,480
do want to, you know, leave things in, and I

985
00:48:35,519 --> 00:48:38,599
want to end with you know, as he said, your

986
00:48:38,599 --> 00:48:41,400
father's never dead, Yes, and sort of make it that way.

987
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,239
I think it's a nice way to sum it up,

988
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:44,519
but you need more in there.

989
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,039
Speaker 4: If you got the end, it's going to be easy

990
00:48:47,079 --> 00:48:47,800
to write backwards.

991
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 2: I think so.

992
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,519
Speaker 1: And I was even thinking like, because my brother's right,

993
00:48:50,599 --> 00:48:52,440
let's warm people up, and I would say I wanted

994
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:56,079
to talk about how a life is so interesting that

995
00:48:56,119 --> 00:48:58,880
we're all living because you're not the same person necessarily

996
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,920
you were five years ago. We all evolve and change

997
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,320
and evolve and change. And there are people here that

998
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,079
knew him at various stages of his life. And the

999
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,400
father we knew is not the man our her children,

1000
00:49:10,679 --> 00:49:14,960
Our children though, right, and the kid the grandfather that

1001
00:49:15,039 --> 00:49:17,519
my kids know are not necessarily the grandfather my eight

1002
00:49:17,599 --> 00:49:18,840
year old nephew, Dylan knows.

1003
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 4: So it's surely I mean my grandfather's or my father's

1004
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,639
grandson never sees him walking around the house with his

1005
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:28,320
one Z and elvis glasses and go oh man, I

1006
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,039
mean a shot of rubble before singing the moose lass.

1007
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:37,719
He's never He's never gonna experience that. Hey, Kathy, where

1008
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:41,199
am i We're sieurns down my hair? Come on, we

1009
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:42,000
got an hour ago.

1010
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 1: I mean that that's very right, But do you understand

1011
00:49:46,519 --> 00:49:49,079
saying like I think I know exactly what you're saying,

1012
00:49:49,159 --> 00:49:51,440
and I think that that's really interesting. And to say

1013
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:55,519
things like, hey, we love that stuff. It's my friend

1014
00:49:55,519 --> 00:49:59,400
Tony McCafferty and his wife Sarah. Yeah, I think he

1015
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:03,800
went to high school to him, yeah, so I uh.

1016
00:50:05,159 --> 00:50:07,840
To to me, it's you've got all that and to

1017
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,239
say that it's wonderful.

1018
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 2: But the through line was all the words he taught us.

1019
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:16,119
Speaker 1: And just like songs bring back feelings when we hear them,

1020
00:50:16,119 --> 00:50:20,280
hopefully when you hear words unique words. I mean, how

1021
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:25,000
many people own the Oxford Underbridge Dictionary of Regional Slang.

1022
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 2: I don't know who even fucking wrote it.

1023
00:50:28,159 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 1: It's interesting, I get it, but why you know, I.

1024
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:39,599
Speaker 2: Don't think that it's like really come on, so I

1025
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,960
I certainly see a big reader.

1026
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,280
Speaker 4: But he was a philosopher.

1027
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 2: Okay, he had a masters.

1028
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 4: I like to hear stories about people, ye like he

1029
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:53,400
wanted to know what made people take Maybe I don't know.

1030
00:50:53,519 --> 00:50:55,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was Uh, he had a master's.

1031
00:50:55,599 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: I always said doctorate, but I I thought he was

1032
00:50:58,519 --> 00:51:01,440
abd which is all but disert and my brother and

1033
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,960
sister corrected me. But he had a master's in medieval philosophy.

1034
00:51:05,599 --> 00:51:09,519
Uh and and was a really really brilliant man and

1035
00:51:09,559 --> 00:51:12,480
could really think and medieval philosophy.

1036
00:51:12,559 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 4: Yeah sharp, I'm just that feeling like a night. I

1037
00:51:16,039 --> 00:51:20,800
think I'm more of a squire identify the night, really

1038
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:21,400
good night.

1039
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:25,599
Speaker 2: With a couple. You're a joker, but he.

1040
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,760
Speaker 1: But I was thinking of what do they used to

1041
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,679
call the ones that had to taste the food for

1042
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:34,480
the king and in case somebody, so they had like

1043
00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:37,960
how about the fucking kings were able to have people

1044
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,679
taste their food in case it was poisoned?

1045
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,599
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and so they had food tasters. There's that.

1046
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:48,280
Speaker 1: And then just since I'm on the on the tangent, yeah,

1047
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:53,119
you know, my father uh is one of the only,

1048
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,760
if not the only, person that I have ever heard

1049
00:51:55,800 --> 00:52:00,320
of writing a resignation letter to the Catholic Church like

1050
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:07,360
left Catholicism, and wrote a letter explaining why.

1051
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,599
Speaker 2: I never saw it, but I'm like, I've never even heard.

1052
00:52:08,599 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 1: They probably wiped their ass with that man who read it.

1053
00:52:11,119 --> 00:52:12,960
There go, oh we really ought to change now we're

1054
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:13,559
losing Moran.

1055
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,599
Speaker 4: But I'm going about to ring some bells.

1056
00:52:18,639 --> 00:52:21,119
Speaker 1: But let me tell you this is where I have

1057
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,639
such trouble at times with religion. And I think it's

1058
00:52:24,679 --> 00:52:26,679
a nice thing. It can be a guiding thing. I

1059
00:52:26,679 --> 00:52:28,800
think if we all follow the Ten Commandments and didn't

1060
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:32,920
even go to church, we'd have a better society. But

1061
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:37,440
religion is so fucked up that like Southern Ireland, where

1062
00:52:37,599 --> 00:52:41,239
my family is from Roman Catholic, Roman Catholic, it was

1063
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:45,960
influenced by that Northern Ireland not why, because King Henry

1064
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:49,639
the eighth wanted to bang I don't know, Lady Anne

1065
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:50,280
or whomever.

1066
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 2: And he was married and they wouldn't let him divorce,

1067
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:53,159
so he.

1068
00:52:53,199 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: Switched the entire country's religion to fit his sexual desires.

1069
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,760
Speaker 2: Do you understand what I'm saying. That's really boiling it down.

1070
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,960
You don't hear that in school. That's what he did.

1071
00:53:04,199 --> 00:53:05,639
So now Northern Ireland goes.

1072
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:10,599
Speaker 1: Now we've got problems, right, We've got wars over the years.

1073
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,079
Speaker 4: All about religion. We know what's happening in the Middle

1074
00:53:12,119 --> 00:53:14,599
East now exactly these countries have hated themselves of the

1075
00:53:14,679 --> 00:53:16,920
Donna time since Anna time we.

1076
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,679
Speaker 1: Switch I'm seven, we leave the Catholic Church, we wind up.

1077
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,000
I went to church every Sunday.

1078
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 2: It was a rule. Even when I.

1079
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:26,679
Speaker 1: Worked midnight to six as a teenager on the radio

1080
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,440
and I come home, my father said, if it's Sunday.

1081
00:53:29,199 --> 00:53:30,760
Speaker 2: You're getting your ass up and going to church. I

1082
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:31,159
don't care.

1083
00:53:31,559 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: So that was the rule, and we always went to church.

1084
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,159
We started going to what was basically a Protestant church,

1085
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:41,320
more Bible based church, and my mom's dad would not

1086
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,480
talk to her for an entire year because you left

1087
00:53:44,519 --> 00:53:49,039
the Catholic church nuts right, nuts. And my grandmother used

1088
00:53:49,039 --> 00:53:50,079
to pull me aside and go.

1089
00:53:50,119 --> 00:53:52,320
Speaker 4: Billy, do they have communion?

1090
00:53:52,639 --> 00:53:55,199
Speaker 2: And I remember once I was like eight or nine,

1091
00:53:55,199 --> 00:54:01,039
and I go, no, got that off a goat, stop it,

1092
00:54:01,159 --> 00:54:03,519
you stop it. That's not true. And I go, no,

1093
00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:05,079
it's not true.

1094
00:54:07,079 --> 00:54:08,159
Speaker 4: Cut it off a goat.

1095
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,119
Speaker 1: I don't know, because she was making this thing like

1096
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,039
she kept asking me these questions.

1097
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:13,840
Speaker 4: And the body of Christ, the Blood of Christ.

1098
00:54:14,119 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 1: At first, I didn't understand what was happening. And you know,

1099
00:54:18,519 --> 00:54:22,119
I didn't understand her questions and things. And then as

1100
00:54:22,159 --> 00:54:23,800
she's kept asking me, I go, oh my god, she

1101
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,760
thinks this is a cult. So once she said to me,

1102
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,880
do they take communion? And I said, no, you know

1103
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,119
what they do. They cut a head off a goat.

1104
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,440
They take the blood of the gol billy.

1105
00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 2: You stop it? And I said no, of course, wine.

1106
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 1: I said, it's grape juice and bread and they do

1107
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,599
this once a month, it's not every every The Catholic

1108
00:54:41,639 --> 00:54:44,000
Church is basically re enacting the Last Supper.

1109
00:54:44,199 --> 00:54:46,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do that with double.

1110
00:54:47,519 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 2: All right, I apologize for just the ram.

1111
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:51,079
Speaker 4: I apologize.

1112
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:52,159
Speaker 2: We'll take a moment.

1113
00:54:52,199 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 1: We'll come back, do a little tribute to to Ozzy

1114
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:56,559
with mister Crowley.

1115
00:54:56,599 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 2: I'd like to hear how that gets introduced.

1116
00:54:59,039 --> 00:55:01,280
Speaker 4: As every other song. I might have a surprise for

1117
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,440
you too. Oh, I want to make a text right now.

1118
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:04,480
Speaker 2: You're gonna make a text.

1119
00:55:04,519 --> 00:55:06,599
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send a text, okay, all right, all right,

1120
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:10,000
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unforgettable dining.

1169
00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:54,519
Speaker 4: All you lucky dogs, get up there front row, get

1170
00:57:54,559 --> 00:57:57,159
you love dollars ready. Here she comes for a little OLDMZ.

1171
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,679
Why you know her, you love her, you can't get

1172
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:02,440
enough her all the way from Detroit, Michigan. The reason

1173
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:05,760
they put back seats and cars all lives front center

1174
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:10,679
for a little love candy right now with chesty.

1175
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh doggie time right?

1176
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 4: Should we do it again?

1177
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:21,519
Speaker 2: No? No, I lost the moment. Huh.

1178
00:58:21,679 --> 00:58:23,719
Speaker 1: I thought you were right there because I was waiting

1179
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,119
here missed crowd.

1180
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:29,159
Speaker 4: In seventeen years since I said, ye.

1181
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:34,679
Speaker 1: When do you play this song? It's a dirt about

1182
00:58:34,719 --> 00:58:37,880
a isn't it Alistair Crowley. He's writing about the nutty

1183
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:38,800
guy from England.

1184
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:39,480
Speaker 4: I have no idea.

1185
00:58:39,519 --> 00:58:43,679
Speaker 2: You don't know Alistair Crowley, mister Crown.

1186
00:58:44,519 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 4: I just remember one of the dancers. It was like

1187
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:48,079
a five and a half minute tune. How long is it,

1188
00:58:48,119 --> 00:58:49,440
I'll go to say five forty one.

1189
00:58:49,559 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 6: Oh, well, I'm I'm when, I'm when I have is

1190
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,800
five minutes, five out four, five out four.

1191
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:06,199
Speaker 4: Okay, you're right there, though I knew it was the

1192
00:59:06,239 --> 00:59:09,280
longer side. Yes, yeah, that's a good one to get

1193
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,960
a dance in the laft dance area because you get

1194
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,800
more bang for your buck. Instead of three minute poison song,

1195
00:59:15,239 --> 00:59:17,880
get a five minute I had a couple of buddies

1196
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,519
come in like I'm gonna get a lap dance. I'm like, oh,

1197
00:59:19,639 --> 00:59:24,920
we play like uh November Rain by Guns and Roses

1198
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,840
or God, I'm Metallic Master Puppets eight minutes songs. Yeah, yeah,

1199
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,800
And girls would come out. Girls would in My friends

1200
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:33,760
like gosh, damn, this is a really long song. And

1201
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:37,360
he goes, oh you think so? So you're almost getting

1202
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,000
three lap dances for one song?

1203
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 2: And what what?

1204
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:45,639
Speaker 1: This again goes back to my stupid head. I'm you

1205
00:59:45,719 --> 00:59:51,360
say that, and I'm thinking, how do you approach somebody

1206
00:59:51,559 --> 00:59:55,960
and fake Well, I guess women are just good to that. No, honestly,

1207
00:59:57,079 --> 01:00:01,360
fake sexuality being attracted to you.

1208
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 2: Hey baby, you know rubbing your.

1209
01:00:04,079 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I'm saying. It's like I'm going

1210
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:08,719
to see Superman in the movie. I know he can't fly,

1211
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:11,039
but I kind of want to believe he's flying, you know,

1212
01:00:11,239 --> 01:00:13,920
but feel he's gonna fly. Hey, she likes me. I

1213
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,840
know she doesn't like me, but I want to believe

1214
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:18,599
she's got to like, really work that because then there's

1215
01:00:18,679 --> 01:00:21,960
probably some guys like you wouldn't go within five feet

1216
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:24,599
of you know what I mean, that are there and

1217
01:00:24,599 --> 01:00:26,880
you've got to grind on them. I have yet, I

1218
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,599
have seen a couple of dancers in the past ten

1219
01:00:28,679 --> 01:00:31,920
years that have in a restraining orders, change their address,

1220
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,159
change their phone numbers from old customers.

1221
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:35,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, because.

1222
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,719
Speaker 4: They think, oh, we're you know, we're gonna be there wherever,

1223
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:41,159
you know. And there's girls outside the club that would

1224
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,400
on their days off, they would go to lunch with

1225
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:45,599
these guys. Look at escort and I have sex, but

1226
01:00:45,599 --> 01:00:48,079
they're getting paid for their time and the free lunch.

1227
01:00:48,079 --> 01:00:50,239
Speaker 2: There was God, I wish I could remember the way

1228
01:00:50,239 --> 01:00:50,760
the joke went.

1229
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:54,400
Speaker 1: But my friend Bet Donahue, who was pretty successful in

1230
01:00:54,440 --> 01:01:00,400
comedy in the nineties, she had a joke about guy

1231
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:02,159
showing up in the strip club all the time, you know,

1232
01:01:02,239 --> 01:01:04,159
and the stripper has been there for twenty.

1233
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 2: Years and say Bob a Joe, see you tomorrow. Whatever

1234
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:07,800
it was.

1235
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:09,440
Speaker 1: But it was very funny the way she did it,

1236
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:14,079
And I go, there is that element where you become attached.

1237
01:01:14,159 --> 01:01:19,239
I knew a guy locally who used to offer himself

1238
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:22,320
as sort of a bodyguard and would carry their bags.

1239
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:25,199
And you know, he's always hanging around with these strippers,

1240
01:01:25,199 --> 01:01:27,960
and I'd be like, what the fuck is going on here?

1241
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 4: Oh, he's a good guy. You know, I'm gonna give

1242
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,920
him a shit. He had kids and not my hot

1243
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:33,480
boyfriend with a cocaine proud.

1244
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:34,599
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no.

1245
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 1: That guy could turn on he in a second. Who

1246
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:41,079
knows right exactly? He's good looking whatever those girls were

1247
01:01:41,119 --> 01:01:41,719
attracted to.

1248
01:01:42,119 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 2: No, I don't know. No, I'm looking at myself on camera.

1249
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:49,880
I gotta tick something, yeah, shave, Yeah, I probably should.

1250
01:01:50,199 --> 01:01:51,480
I probably should. I was thinking of that.

1251
01:01:51,599 --> 01:01:54,079
Speaker 4: I saw you last night. I mean I just sat

1252
01:01:54,159 --> 01:01:57,400
down and put a bill of fight on my Eh.

1253
01:01:58,679 --> 01:02:00,920
Bill's Bill's him that rough right now? No?

1254
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 2: I just.

1255
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:05,760
Speaker 4: I just not growing his beard. AT's middle of summer.

1256
01:02:06,239 --> 01:02:07,559
Speaker 2: That's a good point. That's a good point.

1257
01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 4: You have a lot going on. I can just tell that.

1258
01:02:10,519 --> 01:02:14,280
Sure does not do you justice. The lions go across,

1259
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:15,639
they make you look bigger, do they?

1260
01:02:15,719 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1261
01:02:16,519 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 4: I mean I was told that ten years ago, and

1262
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:22,400
I was already fat. So we're not talking about lines

1263
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:26,440
of the football field. Lions on the table, got lines

1264
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:27,159
on a shirt.

1265
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 2: I think I remember years ago.

1266
01:02:30,599 --> 01:02:33,519
Speaker 1: I think my dad said to this fat priest once

1267
01:02:33,719 --> 01:02:36,239
in Uh.

1268
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:36,079
Speaker 2: No, I'm serious.

1269
01:02:36,159 --> 01:02:37,679
Speaker 4: I think you said, I know you are, he said

1270
01:02:37,719 --> 01:02:38,440
to a fat priest.

1271
01:02:38,639 --> 01:02:41,719
Speaker 2: Pins. He goes, well, pinstripes. That's such a slimming effect.

1272
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:45,559
Speaker 1: Because it's going to you know, horizontal. Uh it's a

1273
01:02:45,639 --> 01:02:48,239
vertical instead of horizontal, and the horizontal stripes.

1274
01:02:48,239 --> 01:02:49,719
Speaker 2: You're right. I mean, I don't know.

1275
01:02:49,639 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 1: Why I just threw this on today. I was like

1276
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:53,360
running around. I had to get to a doctor. I

1277
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:53,920
had to do this.

1278
01:02:54,039 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 4: I had to do that, just a regular doctor practologist.

1279
01:02:57,159 --> 01:03:01,639
Speaker 1: H yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, none of

1280
01:03:01,639 --> 01:03:02,519
that kind of college.

1281
01:03:02,639 --> 01:03:04,360
Speaker 2: I don't talk about my my.

1282
01:03:05,119 --> 01:03:07,639
Speaker 4: That's the only two I know. Urologists.

1283
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:11,679
Speaker 2: No. I just went to the yeah, GP, GP practitioner.

1284
01:03:12,039 --> 01:03:13,559
Speaker 4: Do you have a you have a guy?

1285
01:03:13,679 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1286
01:03:14,039 --> 01:03:16,159
Speaker 4: Okay, well if you had him, I don't know. I

1287
01:03:16,159 --> 01:03:19,480
don't have a doctor. What I said, I don't have

1288
01:03:19,519 --> 01:03:23,400
a doctor. I don't have a GP. I wake up,

1289
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:24,840
I make it in the kitchen.

1290
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:25,320
Speaker 2: I'm good.

1291
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:30,519
Speaker 4: What not everybody has a doctor. Well, I got a bartender.

1292
01:03:30,159 --> 01:03:31,519
Speaker 2: Who doesn't have a fucking doctor.

1293
01:03:31,519 --> 01:03:32,920
Speaker 4: You're looking at him, baby.

1294
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:34,800
Speaker 2: I have a doctor. Good, I have a doctor.

1295
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:36,079
Speaker 4: I haven't taking patience.

1296
01:03:36,559 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: Uh, yes he I don't know if he is or not.

1297
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:46,920
I've had this doctor since I jesus, I've had this

1298
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,840
doctor since I was like in my early twenties.

1299
01:03:50,199 --> 01:03:51,400
Speaker 4: So he's just a little older than you.

1300
01:03:52,599 --> 01:03:54,599
Speaker 2: He's older maybe somewhere in there.

1301
01:03:54,679 --> 01:03:58,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I've yeah, I've had the same guy ever

1302
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:02,280
ever since, always here in Fairport. And oh yeah, since

1303
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,639
I was in my I didn't even think about that. Yeah,

1304
01:04:04,639 --> 01:04:07,119
he's had fingers and places that no one else is

1305
01:04:07,119 --> 01:04:07,639
at first.

1306
01:04:08,079 --> 01:04:09,199
Speaker 2: No, he has.

1307
01:04:09,199 --> 01:04:12,360
Speaker 1: Seriously, I'm gonna tell you, like one time I used

1308
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:17,000
to get I used to get prostate infections when I

1309
01:04:17,079 --> 01:04:21,440
was young, and I there may be a reason as

1310
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:25,639
to why not an STD, but I just was like

1311
01:04:26,199 --> 01:04:30,039
hyper fucking weird sexual And it wasn't necessarily even with

1312
01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:33,119
people like I had a girlfriend or whatever, but I

1313
01:04:33,159 --> 01:04:36,440
would I would jerk off so much knee cartilage came

1314
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:39,599
out till cartilage at one point. It was amazing, and

1315
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:43,119
I think that it was like overuse. So he said

1316
01:04:43,119 --> 01:04:45,039
to me, it's not uncommon for young men a lot

1317
01:04:45,079 --> 01:04:45,440
of things.

1318
01:04:46,039 --> 01:04:48,679
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I was calling sex lines doing

1319
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:52,119
everything and it's nutty. I shouldn't even admit this stuff.

1320
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:52,960
And uh.

1321
01:04:54,639 --> 01:04:58,159
Speaker 1: He once did a prostate exam and I had on khakis,

1322
01:04:58,559 --> 01:05:01,440
like and I went in there and he like, looped up.

1323
01:05:01,519 --> 01:05:04,559
I mean it was looped up. There was goo. When

1324
01:05:04,559 --> 01:05:06,000
he says to me afterwards.

1325
01:05:05,719 --> 01:05:08,559
Speaker 2: You may want to wipe yourself, you know. Bah, I'm like, okay.

1326
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 4: And Bill said, you know, your rings really hurt. He goes,

1327
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,000
I don't wear what rings? That's my watch.

1328
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:25,599
Speaker 2: So he says uh. He's like yeah, uh, you know

1329
01:05:25,679 --> 01:05:26,760
what up? So I leave?

1330
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,119
Speaker 4: So you mastered me too much? It hurts your pres state.

1331
01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:30,360
I thought it was good for prest eight.

1332
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,920
Speaker 1: There's a limit, like with anything in life, just driye

1333
01:05:34,079 --> 01:05:35,360
the limit ride it.

1334
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,440
Speaker 2: Well. I don't know about our age, but I'm saying

1335
01:05:37,559 --> 01:05:40,400
back then, but I was, I was like, don't.

1336
01:05:40,719 --> 01:05:43,239
Speaker 1: I don't want to say too much because there's there's

1337
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:47,199
people there's people that okay that maybe I don't fucking know,

1338
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:52,719
but I was on the radio. I was young, and yeah, okay, okay,

1339
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:55,760
So there was a lot of opportunities for things, and

1340
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:58,920
I may have taken opportunity here and there and then

1341
01:05:59,159 --> 01:06:00,719
went home and thought about that again.

1342
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:03,079
Speaker 2: It was like, God, damn lair, it comes round three.

1343
01:06:03,599 --> 01:06:05,719
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like, you're young, right, I

1344
01:06:05,719 --> 01:06:07,199
mean I had an eternal erection.

1345
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:08,599
Speaker 2: You heard of the eternal flame?

1346
01:06:09,119 --> 01:06:10,079
Speaker 4: There you go when you're young.

1347
01:06:10,079 --> 01:06:16,239
Speaker 1: Of course, yes, it died with my dad. So he

1348
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:20,360
I go to work and somebody goes, hey, man, you

1349
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:25,679
got like a half dollar size steam right over your asshole.

1350
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:28,840
Speaker 2: I go and I go in the bathroom looking like,

1351
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:30,559
oh my god, I gotta go home.

1352
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:34,119
Speaker 1: It like leaked out all the goo from getting a

1353
01:06:34,119 --> 01:06:36,840
prostate exam, like leaked out. I had to go home.

1354
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:39,199
I had to go home. There are women listening right now,

1355
01:06:39,239 --> 01:06:42,039
going I know what the fuck you're saying, Yes, son

1356
01:06:42,039 --> 01:06:43,599
of the bitch stuck into my ass. I'm in the

1357
01:06:43,639 --> 01:06:44,679
meeting and the next thing I.

1358
01:06:44,639 --> 01:06:47,679
Speaker 2: Know, it's terrible.

1359
01:06:48,519 --> 01:06:51,639
Speaker 1: And this is why my mother doesn't listen good, and

1360
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:56,840
maybe the reason I don't want to speak. Maybe, and

1361
01:06:56,960 --> 01:06:59,719
my dad's rolling over and whatever he's in, whatever drawer.

1362
01:06:59,519 --> 01:07:03,519
Speaker 4: He's in, is he being laid out? Is he creamated yet?

1363
01:07:03,679 --> 01:07:06,079
Speaker 2: No? So here's the thing. This is what we don't

1364
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:07,880
this is the problem.

1365
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:11,400
Speaker 4: This is the half of them. No.

1366
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:15,440
Speaker 1: No, I'll give you the skinny on it. He wanted

1367
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:17,840
to have when we were all up there at the

1368
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:19,960
beginning of July, end of June, beginning of July, he's

1369
01:07:20,039 --> 01:07:21,320
calling people and saying I'm dying.

1370
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:24,000
Speaker 2: I'm dying tomorrow. Calls his brother, calls you. So my

1371
01:07:24,559 --> 01:07:26,960
uncle's called me. Is he really? I don't think there's parkins,

1372
01:07:27,599 --> 01:07:28,800
I said, I understand.

1373
01:07:29,239 --> 01:07:32,000
Speaker 1: So there was a priest up there, or a father

1374
01:07:32,159 --> 01:07:34,199
reverend at a church.

1375
01:07:34,039 --> 01:07:34,360
Speaker 2: He went to.

1376
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:36,400
Speaker 1: I think it's a well, I don't even know how

1377
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:38,840
I'm going to say, pisc companion. But he liked the guy.

1378
01:07:39,239 --> 01:07:42,159
My dad had lived there from November to April one year,

1379
01:07:42,239 --> 01:07:44,679
worst time to be in Maine. Hated it the entire time,

1380
01:07:44,719 --> 01:07:47,400
couldn't wait to get back to Jersey. But he was

1381
01:07:47,599 --> 01:07:50,400
sort of like appeasing my brother, who said, hey, you

1382
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:54,599
need to be close. So he comes back and he's

1383
01:07:54,599 --> 01:07:58,000
telling me, hey, I went to church and the father

1384
01:07:58,159 --> 01:08:01,760
remembered me from the last time. So my dad was

1385
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:04,480
very happy about that. When he thought he was dying,

1386
01:08:04,519 --> 01:08:06,559
he said, can someone please get him over here? So

1387
01:08:06,599 --> 01:08:10,280
we laughed and they had a long conversation about his wishes.

1388
01:08:10,719 --> 01:08:15,800
His wishes were to have a church ceremony and then

1389
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:19,079
a big party after the grieving was done a couple

1390
01:08:19,119 --> 01:08:22,920
months later, in sort of a celebration of life. So

1391
01:08:23,119 --> 01:08:28,600
our thought was, he passes, we would have we would

1392
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:31,880
quickly because my brother's kids were away for two weeks

1393
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:35,520
at sleep away camp, and my sister down in DC

1394
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:39,960
and her kids were going alternating weeks to sleep away camp,

1395
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:43,079
and so and my guys, I was going to you know,

1396
01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:46,159
Jamison was with his mom, So I was going to

1397
01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:50,439
We were going to have a small ceremony, not even

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01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:53,520
in bomb him, have it in the church to what

1399
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:56,199
he honor his wishes, have it with the three of

1400
01:08:56,279 --> 01:09:01,279
us and anybody else that wanted to come, certainly, uh,

1401
01:09:01,399 --> 01:09:05,119
and then have the big party. Well, he passes on

1402
01:09:05,159 --> 01:09:09,920
a Friday, the reverend is going on vacation this week. Okay,

1403
01:09:10,119 --> 01:09:12,960
so he's not around. So we had to embalm him.

1404
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:15,880
And then my brother met with the funeral parlor and

1405
01:09:16,079 --> 01:09:19,239
my brother's like look he goes, you can rent a coffin.

1406
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:22,920
He's like, we bought a coffin, and I said, what

1407
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:23,840
are we doing with the coffin?

1408
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:26,880
Speaker 2: He goes, he didn't burn with them. I go, what happens?

1409
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:29,079
Speaker 1: He said, you rent a coffin, it's eight it's like

1410
01:09:29,159 --> 01:09:32,479
eighteen hundred bucks, and then you have to put them

1411
01:09:32,479 --> 01:09:36,840
in something else to incinerate. So he goes a pine

1412
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:40,279
box that just a cheap pine box, was like an

1413
01:09:40,319 --> 01:09:43,600
additional four or five hundred he goes, Or it's something else,

1414
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:48,079
he goes. By the time you're done, he goes, ueah, yeah,

1415
01:09:48,119 --> 01:09:50,720
and a new he goes, a new coffin, a new

1416
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:55,920
pretty nice coffin, six thousand dollars twenty yeah, and he goes,

1417
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:58,640
so you know, let's let's he.

1418
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:00,960
Speaker 4: Goes, So that's what we did, running a coffin and

1419
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:02,039
then putting him in a pine bag.

1420
01:10:02,159 --> 01:10:04,960
Speaker 1: No buying the cough because it was going to be

1421
01:10:05,279 --> 01:10:10,239
actually more economically feasible. And my father had a certain account.

1422
01:10:10,399 --> 01:10:13,359
Of course, he didn't get us to the bank to

1423
01:10:13,399 --> 01:10:16,760
get anybody on the account, so there's a little bit, right,

1424
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:20,359
But he had a certain allot of money for his funeral,

1425
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:24,079
and so much that we're like, we're going to throw

1426
01:10:24,079 --> 01:10:24,479
the party.

1427
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:25,159
Speaker 2: We're gonna do this.

1428
01:10:25,239 --> 01:10:27,960
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a little reception afterwards. Obviously things change.

1429
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:29,319
More people will be there, the kids will all be

1430
01:10:29,319 --> 01:10:31,239
there because they're back from camp and all that, and

1431
01:10:31,279 --> 01:10:34,000
then we'll have something at a restaurant after and then

1432
01:10:34,039 --> 01:10:37,079
we'll have the party, and then there's enough money that

1433
01:10:37,199 --> 01:10:39,680
we're going to take a big family trip, like the

1434
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:42,520
entire family, we're all going to go to go to

1435
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:44,439
Ireland or something like that. Oh, that would be nice

1436
01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:48,520
and so that. But he had his fun for I

1437
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:49,000
don't know.

1438
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:50,119
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1439
01:10:50,399 --> 01:10:52,039
Speaker 2: So there you go. All right. I don't know what

1440
01:10:52,079 --> 01:10:55,920
else to say to you. Anything else happening in your world? Yeah?

1441
01:10:56,039 --> 01:10:59,119
Speaker 4: What? Well, I was going to have this person to call.

1442
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:03,800
Speaker 2: Well, it's we're getting You told me you had a.

1443
01:11:05,239 --> 01:11:08,680
Speaker 4: Possible heart out right heart out.

1444
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,560
Speaker 2: Yes, No, we're good. Oh I thought you said quarter four.

1445
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:15,239
Speaker 4: Well we're still going, don't worry about it. Well we're close, okay.

1446
01:11:15,279 --> 01:11:18,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was gonna just kind of wrap it up

1447
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,720
and wrap it up. I was just asking you, what

1448
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:21,039
do you.

1449
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:23,680
Speaker 4: Think if if you want to talk, I'm here.

1450
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:26,600
Speaker 2: I don't know what else. Here's the thing.

1451
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:30,439
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm I'm so discombobulated at this point.

1452
01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:32,920
Speaker 4: Let's wrap it up and give you only break me

1453
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:33,279
a break.

1454
01:11:33,319 --> 01:11:35,479
Speaker 1: I'm just saying like, I'm not prepared. That's why I'm

1455
01:11:35,479 --> 01:11:38,680
asking you sincerely. What else is happening in Doug's world?

1456
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:44,159
Speaker 4: The eggs, a little get together tomorrow, working out some

1457
01:11:44,159 --> 01:11:45,239
more cavity for a friend.

1458
01:11:45,399 --> 01:11:51,199
Speaker 1: Okay, nice, that's a nice thing. The writing for somebody, Yes,

1459
01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:54,279
it's actually gotten. The juice is going a little bit. Yeah,

1460
01:11:54,359 --> 01:11:55,119
I think it's great.

1461
01:11:55,239 --> 01:11:57,159
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1462
01:11:57,199 --> 01:11:58,359
Speaker 2: How is she doing in the contest?

1463
01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:00,600
Speaker 4: You made it to the second round? Okay, yeah, there

1464
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:02,199
you goes the girl. I don't want to give away

1465
01:12:02,239 --> 01:12:04,840
anybody's names or anything like that. So she's on or

1466
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:07,560
maybe makes it to the finals. Our anniversaries come up.

1467
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:09,760
I don't know if anybody saw it three years knowing

1468
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:13,760
Bill Moran Facebook Friends, which very lucky. Yes, you and

1469
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:16,159
I both you're the MC. I think a lot of

1470
01:12:16,199 --> 01:12:19,119
people know this MC and the funniest person in Rochester.

1471
01:12:19,199 --> 01:12:21,119
Bill fell in love with me after the first night.

1472
01:12:21,239 --> 01:12:23,439
Speaker 2: Well, I liked his joke, my joke, a joke about

1473
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:24,760
the jack jag joke.

1474
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:26,800
Speaker 4: And here I am three years later there, it is there,

1475
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:28,920
it is came together.

1476
01:12:29,039 --> 01:12:30,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that.

1477
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:34,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really appreciate you coming out. I'm sorry that

1478
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:36,640
I was running a little behind today. I did not

1479
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:41,520
expect when the when the obituary dropped, that I'm hearing

1480
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:43,920
from people like while we were sitting here, my best

1481
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:46,640
friend from high school was trying to call me, uh

1482
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:51,399
and other people. So you know, it's like you gotta acknowledge.

1483
01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:55,560
Speaker 4: Those Yeah, and so that maybe not right away, but.

1484
01:12:54,479 --> 01:12:55,960
Speaker 2: I feel like some of these people, I got it

1485
01:12:56,479 --> 01:12:57,239
right now, right.

1486
01:12:57,359 --> 01:12:59,359
Speaker 1: I mean, if the phone rang and I had a moment,

1487
01:12:59,399 --> 01:13:03,199
I was going to as for certain people, absolutely for anybody,

1488
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:07,720
you know, I will say this just as a parting now.

1489
01:13:09,359 --> 01:13:15,079
The one gift that we overlook that everybody gives us

1490
01:13:15,279 --> 01:13:18,239
is their time. You've said that before, and I really

1491
01:13:18,319 --> 01:13:20,319
believe that, and I believe that even more now. So

1492
01:13:21,039 --> 01:13:23,319
because you don't know how long you got, you know,

1493
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:26,399
you just don't. I was lucky enough to be able

1494
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:29,159
to kind of prepare myself and say goodbye to my dad.

1495
01:13:29,239 --> 01:13:31,439
Other people don't have that luxury. They don't at all.

1496
01:13:31,479 --> 01:13:34,239
Malcolm Jamal Warner's family did not think that he was

1497
01:13:34,319 --> 01:13:36,840
dying on a trip to Costa Rica, right, right, they

1498
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:37,279
just didn't.

1499
01:13:37,319 --> 01:13:38,359
Speaker 4: You can get their phone call.

1500
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:38,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1501
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:44,199
Speaker 4: My friend in California, his mother passed away right around

1502
01:13:44,279 --> 01:13:48,439
Christmas and the police came to his house and are

1503
01:13:48,479 --> 01:13:52,000
you Gregory? So so when they said Gregory, he knew

1504
01:13:52,039 --> 01:13:56,840
something was sure and that was tragic. Yeah, and carry accident.

1505
01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:00,520
Speaker 1: It's terrible, right, it's terrible, and and you hope that

1506
01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:04,800
never happens, and no one. But my point is when

1507
01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:07,319
someone's willing to give you their time.

1508
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:08,239
Speaker 2: Be respectful.

1509
01:14:08,279 --> 01:14:11,399
Speaker 4: And sometimes you don't think about that until until somebody passes,

1510
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:12,960
until it's no late.

1511
01:14:13,159 --> 01:14:13,920
Speaker 2: I always try to.

1512
01:14:14,159 --> 01:14:17,079
Speaker 1: I've been saying that for years and I really have

1513
01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:19,720
on the radio and other places, and I say it's

1514
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:24,279
my son's often because how many times, like a girl

1515
01:14:24,439 --> 01:14:25,880
likes you, maybe you don't really like her if she

1516
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:28,399
wants to If someone's willing to give you your time,

1517
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:32,760
either don't waste theirs and be honest. He'll be weak

1518
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:34,880
and just say you know what, this doesn't really work

1519
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:40,000
for me, whatever, or be kind and enjoy the moment

1520
01:14:40,039 --> 01:14:42,239
with the person who's giving you the gift of their time.

1521
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:46,039
And I hope that in some way I've done that

1522
01:14:46,079 --> 01:14:51,039
with people in my own life. You know, perspectives change,

1523
01:14:51,439 --> 01:14:55,720
things change sometimes. I have used this analogy before and

1524
01:14:55,720 --> 01:15:00,960
it's got me into trouble. But up that people's upset

1525
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:04,319
somebody in my life. But I said that sometimes relationships

1526
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:08,239
they are sort of like a car and you take

1527
01:15:08,279 --> 01:15:09,760
it for so many miles, and then you get a

1528
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:10,079
new car.

1529
01:15:10,159 --> 01:15:10,960
Speaker 2: You get out and you get.

1530
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:12,119
Speaker 4: It last for seven years.

1531
01:15:12,239 --> 01:15:12,880
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

1532
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:17,039
Speaker 4: Better, This one was from nineteen fifty four, but it

1533
01:15:17,079 --> 01:15:19,560
feels so good when I sit in it. I like

1534
01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:21,960
those older cars. It doesn't have all the bells and whistles.

1535
01:15:22,119 --> 01:15:25,279
It doesn't ding age your fifteen fucking dime, ding ding

1536
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:29,000
ding ding. You know, most of the parts aren't original anymore.

1537
01:15:29,079 --> 01:15:31,000
Speaker 2: But all right, see now you're making her points.

1538
01:15:31,239 --> 01:15:34,039
Speaker 4: Very agree, take your teeth out and give a denture adventure.

1539
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:33,920
Speaker 2: You know.

1540
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:38,680
Speaker 1: But my point was that like it's you know, it

1541
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:41,199
just it's a simple analogy. But you can understand that

1542
01:15:41,319 --> 01:15:43,640
sometimes in life, you get a new car, you move

1543
01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:46,920
on to something else, but you don't forget, and you

1544
01:15:47,279 --> 01:15:50,199
should hopefully we're respectful, and you change the oil and

1545
01:15:50,279 --> 01:15:53,640
one time one's long your rotated retires. I don't know

1546
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:56,680
what I'm saying, stick.

1547
01:15:56,479 --> 01:15:58,439
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna buy it. I just want to see

1548
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:01,520
what's the track. I'll be gone for an hour.

1549
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:04,000
Speaker 2: It's a test on what's your zero to sixty.

1550
01:16:04,159 --> 01:16:07,159
Speaker 4: You know that's why they had leases on cars now,

1551
01:16:07,199 --> 01:16:09,399
because the guys you don't have to buy a car

1552
01:16:10,119 --> 01:16:11,680
if you if you're getting the milk for free, you

1553
01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:14,239
don't buy the cow. You just go in your lease.

1554
01:16:14,319 --> 01:16:17,119
Maybe you want a big car, small car, and here's

1555
01:16:17,119 --> 01:16:23,960
one from one made in China, one made in the Philippine. Anything, Yeah,

1556
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:32,119
maybe like a German make Yeah, vitas n you're digging

1557
01:16:32,159 --> 01:16:32,680
off the hook.

1558
01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:36,359
Speaker 2: No, all right, I can't help but dogging my phone.

1559
01:16:36,399 --> 01:16:40,920
I swear to God for Dougie Fresh. I love your brother.

1560
01:16:41,319 --> 01:16:57,960
Speaker 4: I love you too, buddy, and Bill Moran will see you,

1561
01:16:58,359 --> 01:16:58,640
damn