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<v Speaker 1>And we're very much back and the award goes to

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<v Speaker 1>the nineteen eighty six WWF slammyes here on that fucking cast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it does.

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<v Speaker 1>About to deep dive our very first Slammy Awards here

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<v Speaker 1>on the show, this being the very first Slammies and

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<v Speaker 1>my god, does it start with an eighties pattern?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you ready for this? Like MTV? I guess interstitial

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<v Speaker 2>just bus and let me have it please right now.

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<v Speaker 4>It's an MTV feature presentation.

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<v Speaker 5>You have.

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<v Speaker 6>The following presentation comes to you from the World Wrestling Federation, MTV.

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<v Speaker 2>Good Live.

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<v Speaker 4>Wrestling Candle of the World.

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<v Speaker 6>It's the Slammy Wrestling Music Awards with special guests Captain

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<v Speaker 6>Lou Alberto Ready, Glassy a jump Yard Dog, Jimmy Hart Hill,

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<v Speaker 6>Billy jim Me, Roddy Roddy Piper, Iron Kissy, the Buddy Ventura,

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<v Speaker 6>Nikolai from MGV, Kiss b J Martha Quinn. I know

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<v Speaker 6>your host, Vince McMahon.

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<v Speaker 1>I really dig that burner man and man and man.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's cool to have to kind of have

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<v Speaker 2>an instrumental version of the song.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's like a different take. Yeah, man, that's just

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<v Speaker 1>boom boom it's just all there.

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<v Speaker 2>Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.

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<v Speaker 1>And the MTV logo has like the zebra stripes like

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<v Speaker 1>you would see people wearing their clothing back then.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's I mean it's the old school, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's the old school MTV. What a what a I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>what a what a weird flash in the pan?

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>MTV is like there's no there's no I mean, is

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<v Speaker 2>it even it's not even on anymore? Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it still on Stalon is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>They have Jersey Shore and they have like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all reality TV. Yeah, Catfish.

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<v Speaker 1>I think a certain point in the day they still

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<v Speaker 1>do play music videos, but hardly ever. It's like rerun

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<v Speaker 1>after rerun of like ridiculousness and like a handful of

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<v Speaker 1>TV shows, with the exception of the MTV Video Music Awards,

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<v Speaker 1>which they still do every fall.

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<v Speaker 2>It's wow, do they really.

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<v Speaker 1>They still do it? It's like nothing, nothing's happening on that channel.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's really amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it is. It's wild. It's wild that it

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<v Speaker 2>still exists. Yeah, it is, because you really wouldn't I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, you really wouldn't think that it has

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<v Speaker 2>any relevance at all.

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<v Speaker 1>And at the time, part of the front office was

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<v Speaker 1>Doug Herzog would later go on to run Viacom when

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<v Speaker 1>when TNA was on Spike and stuff and was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a player there, so getting his acclamation to the

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<v Speaker 1>wrestling business as well. I mean it was you had

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<v Speaker 1>to if you were in cable television, you had to

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<v Speaker 1>know something about the wrestling business.

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<v Speaker 3>In the eighties.

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<v Speaker 1>So he uh hears August listed in the executive producer

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<v Speaker 1>credits at the end of the nineteen eighty six Slamy Awards.

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<v Speaker 1>But those those colors, boss, those MTV logo colors, you

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<v Speaker 1>better believe their teal and turquoise. Oh yes, indeed, so

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<v Speaker 1>right now feature presentation boom boom boom. It's amazing. So

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<v Speaker 1>Martha Quinn, Marquard the reference there, And what I think

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do is pass along a piece we found on

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<v Speaker 1>Martha's Let's get acquainted with Martha Quinn, right, sure, I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's that's highly appropriate considering the one of the.

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<v Speaker 2>Early breakout VJs of MTV.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and this is a great piece as far as

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<v Speaker 1>introducing you to her that ran in the Miami Herald

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<v Speaker 1>on December sixth.

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<v Speaker 2>So fucking innocent and it's like, girl, what are you doing? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the headline of this article is who's who's the

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<v Speaker 1>cutest kid on MTV? So she was hired to be

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of innocent person surrounded by you know, the insanity,

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<v Speaker 1>the zaniness, the X drugs and rock and roll of

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<v Speaker 1>the eighties. Yeah, and so let's get to know this

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<v Speaker 1>Martha Quinn, who will play no small role in coloring

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<v Speaker 1>in let's say, the nineteen eighty six Slammies.

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<v Speaker 2>Indeed, there we go. I do I have a question,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'll wait till later. Regarding Ms Quinn, the chicken

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<v Speaker 2>McNuggets girl, that's who. Pert, that's who. I don't understand

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<v Speaker 2>this headline. You can just ignore the headline, but I

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<v Speaker 2>want to know what it means. Let's see, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>understand the chicken McNuggets. Oh, the chicken McNuggets girl, that's who.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it now because it's Pert and it's answering

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<v Speaker 2>the question without asking it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the questions above her head Oh is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, who's a cute? Oh who's the chicken? I get

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<v Speaker 2>it all right, stupid. If anyone wants to bottle wholesomeness.

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<v Speaker 2>Check with MTV Martha Quinn cola.

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<v Speaker 3>Is she.

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<v Speaker 2>Diet as well? Yes, Martha Quinn Cola would be perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the light, cheerful, friendly drink. Oh they are making

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<v Speaker 2>fun of a cola, a light genial fuzz and that's

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<v Speaker 2>no put down to the pop music in pop music

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<v Speaker 2>personality who redefines the words pert and perky with every

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<v Speaker 2>breath she takes. Martha Quinn quite simply has the has

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<v Speaker 2>the right rock and roll stuff. When you're discussing the

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<v Speaker 2>cutting edge video music phenomenon known officially as MTV Music Television,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no way to ignore the mighty Quinn. She is small,

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<v Speaker 2>just a shade or so over five feet, but in

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<v Speaker 2>the hectic world of modern music and media overload, she

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<v Speaker 2>walks tall. The MTV cable service is the most influential

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<v Speaker 2>new force and popular music in the nineteen eighties, and

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<v Speaker 2>the force is with Martha Quinn, MTV's most inidentifiable personality.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay v Jay for quote. For all they knew about me,

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<v Speaker 2>I could have never heard of the Rolling Stones, said

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<v Speaker 2>Quinn twenty four, reflecting on the fortuitous fact that she

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<v Speaker 2>was hired by MTV after a mere ten minute audition.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>That was back in the summer of nineteen eighty one,

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<v Speaker 2>just before MTV was launched. But of course Martha Quinn

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<v Speaker 2>had never heard of the Rolling Stones and folks putting together. MTV,

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<v Speaker 2>which is owned by Mammoth Multimedia conglomerate Warner Communications, knew

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<v Speaker 2>one thing. In a hurry, Martha Quinn could communicate. Quote.

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<v Speaker 2>I had done a lot of television commercials, said Quinn,

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<v Speaker 2>seated on a couch beneath a large poster of The

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<v Speaker 2>Stones album cover for Tattoo You in an office at

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<v Speaker 2>the MTV studios on Manhattan's West Side. Quote for clearasil

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<v Speaker 2>and Chicken McNuggets and that thing I was the Chicken

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<v Speaker 2>McNuggets girl, you'll go nuggets for McNuggets. Yes, but this

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't have inherited a better job. I told myself,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, can you believe there's this thing called MTV?

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<v Speaker 1>Re minded of that old thing where MTV would basically

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<v Speaker 1>like fire people once they turned thirty. Like the whole

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<v Speaker 1>the whole idea of MTV was to constantly be psycho.

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<v Speaker 2>Yea young people exactly. You had to be listen, listen.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're not young, you don't know all right, only

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<v Speaker 2>youth knows right. Still, until she actually her had her

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<v Speaker 2>name on a contract, Quinn was certain her successful ten

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<v Speaker 2>minute audition was a fluke quote. I was so paranoid, brother,

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<v Speaker 2>we mean you paranoid?

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<v Speaker 4>You?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that was just my thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Why you gimmick?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm paranoid that you're paranoid.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you get to push Quinn? Push right, question, push

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<v Speaker 2>the Quinn?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh try. I heard Martha Quinn's going to get a push?

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<v Speaker 2>What yeh?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she's obviously going to be on the woman's side.

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<v Speaker 1>But I heard she's getting a push. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what who they like her?

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<v Speaker 2>Love Sherry?

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<v Speaker 1>What they heard you weren't coming to the Slammys. And

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, next thing, I hear Martha Quinn's

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<v Speaker 1>getting a push?

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<v Speaker 2>Why did well? Whoa, let's let's donald this thing back in, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's she talking to MTV? What where are they at?

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<v Speaker 1>New York City Times Square?

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<v Speaker 2>I work New York, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not saying you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>They work in the garden sometimes. Yet I can't work

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<v Speaker 2>in New York. If MTV were they're working MSU, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>and they were in the garden, they sell out who

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<v Speaker 2>they made a vent against Andre? Brother? WHATWF? She made

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<v Speaker 2>it again? Brother? She faced dwarf. She related to Eddie Quinn, Dude,

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<v Speaker 2>is she quintessential?

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<v Speaker 1>It's another headline they could have used.

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<v Speaker 2>No, right, they could have done that with.

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<v Speaker 1>The headline to Andre, what were you? MTV isn't doing

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<v Speaker 1>wrestling shows?

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<v Speaker 2>Would have either doing wrestling shows?

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<v Speaker 1>Said they're not.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, you're changing it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny. MTV is not doing wrestling shows. MTV is

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<v Speaker 1>doing wrestling shows. I said they're not. They're not. What like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't act like it doesn't it has. It absolutely has

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<v Speaker 1>to logically follow that you said not to the last

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<v Speaker 1>thing you said. It could have been counted to anything.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, it's my job to clarify her. Else

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on the.

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<v Speaker 2>H I'll tell you I and so I'm not getting

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<v Speaker 2>up the hooked. No one's hooking my leg?

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<v Speaker 4>Brother?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Was she?

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<v Speaker 1>You know when I heard Terry what that the working

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<v Speaker 1>title for? But in addition to that that the working

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<v Speaker 1>title for j y D song you can replace cakes

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<v Speaker 1>with trunks?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you see we can grab them trunks? Brother, who's

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<v Speaker 2>telling them that?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm just saying that was.

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<v Speaker 2>What he's been saying is Ben telling Jyd you's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>grab my trunks. I grab halts trunks. Brother.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't interpreting that way. I can see what.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you interpreting, dude? I just are you an

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<v Speaker 2>interpret Are you an interprene?

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<v Speaker 1>No comment? No comment speak? I speak a Rainian? But

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<v Speaker 1>are you the chek dude? No, I'm not the chikh.

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<v Speaker 1>How do I know my name is? My name is

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<v Speaker 1>Ed farhat Well.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't talking far hot dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go, Terry?

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<v Speaker 3>What go?

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<v Speaker 4>Where?

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<v Speaker 2>Who?

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<v Speaker 7>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Where do you go? Hulk's favorite band, the Who guy

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<v Speaker 2>just disappears in front of Hogan's face.

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<v Speaker 1>Van Oh my god, this guy has such a right

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<v Speaker 1>to be nervous, The right to be nervous.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's right, especially with sucking Chicken McNugget Martha Quinn around.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's too short fucking go right between his

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<v Speaker 2>legs rolling the show?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it where they were saying that MTV v J

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<v Speaker 1>was getting a push uh, oh my god, the quintessential

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<v Speaker 1>Martha Quinn Quinn tuplets.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. I thought they would change their mind to hire

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<v Speaker 2>someone else. They didn't. And the rest, as they say,

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<v Speaker 2>is rock and roll. Okay, this is a ridder wire

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<v Speaker 2>piece by the way. Oh sorry, rock and roll history.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>MTV went on the air August first, nineteen eighty one.

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<v Speaker 2>The rock around the clock, seven days a week cable

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<v Speaker 2>Skeptics abounded, and indeed MTV is still not out of

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<v Speaker 2>the financial woods, but it is pumping its beat into

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen million cable homes a day, and the recording industry

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<v Speaker 2>has felt the vibrations new groups with new music. Duran,

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<v Speaker 2>Duran mean at work, et cetera. What meant work working?

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<v Speaker 1>What right?

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<v Speaker 4>Who? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>No, man, this MTV is not a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Boy, start.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a good deal. I'm gonna talk to Vin

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<v Speaker 2>the vin Man brother. We gotta you know, dude, we gotta.

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<v Speaker 1>Terry, Terry, come on, so glad to see you. Take

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<v Speaker 1>a seat. I get your power bar bro. What let's

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<v Speaker 1>just let's just chop it up? But what do you

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<v Speaker 2>Who are you chopping?

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<v Speaker 3>So coming?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, who's gonna give me a chop? I'm not taking chops? Brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for making the drive in from gun Club Road.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna tell you, dude, I'm gonna just kind

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<v Speaker 2>of lay it out there. Brother. I want to put

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<v Speaker 2>all my cars on the table, dude, right now, Brother,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to say this this empty visil brother. Not

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<v Speaker 2>a fan, dude. I'm saying bad deal, brother and brother.

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<v Speaker 2>Because they're hiring men at work. They're they're they're creating

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<v Speaker 2>their own roster. Brother, they are like what, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know about that. Hell what, let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 2>The dude, you have a roster of men at work. Brother,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm head that roster, dude. I'm telling you right now,

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<v Speaker 2>empty visial.

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<v Speaker 3>Brother.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard it, dude, I read it. Men at work, Brother,

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<v Speaker 2>they have men at work, working men, brother, work at

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<v Speaker 2>you work at me?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what do you sounds like a dire situation. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you suppose I do about it? Terry?

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<v Speaker 2>Why why you asking me?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, you're the one that has a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>So I wonder what Patsy brother, No, No, I'm just wondering.

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<v Speaker 2>You've already got a Patsy, Dude, you got a Patsy Patterson.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really know why we're so worried that they

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<v Speaker 1>hired Chris Canyon and Mark Starr but do tag team

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<v Speaker 1>also known as men at work.

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<v Speaker 2>Whether I'm talking, I'm saying, dude, they're talking about invasion, brother,

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<v Speaker 2>I heard him talk about it. They called it. You

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<v Speaker 2>know that little chicken McNugget lady, Dude, they call her

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<v Speaker 2>Martha QUI invasion? Brother?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you so worried about her?

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<v Speaker 2>Terry?

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<v Speaker 1>She's harmless? What do you mean a personality?

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<v Speaker 2>Where have you been? Person No? Brother, just staking the grass.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, Terry. You know how much you mean to me

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<v Speaker 1>and I wanted to allay your concerns.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean mean to you? Dude? What who's meaning?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying you mean a lot to me? What I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not mean a lot to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>I respect you, brother, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, I respect you to pal. What is it

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<v Speaker 1>you suggest I do? I'd love to allay your fears?

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<v Speaker 1>What can I do?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you want to You want to lay with

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<v Speaker 2>my fears? What do you want to let.

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<v Speaker 1>Edugate your fears?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't Why do you want to.

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<v Speaker 1>Get tears for fears?

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<v Speaker 3>Brother?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean? Whoa?

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<v Speaker 1>This guy has stopped dead in his tracks every twenty seconds?

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<v Speaker 2>This guy can you imagine like living like this every day?

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<v Speaker 2>Like like the the the the amount of exhaustion, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Like the problem is he can't he can't risk being exhausted. Exactly,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's that's what they're waiting for, the waiting on

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<v Speaker 1>me exactly exhausted.

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<v Speaker 2>His blood pressure must be through the roof on like

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<v Speaker 2>just constantly.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>New groups with new music previously had trouble cracking the

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<v Speaker 2>increasingly cracking the increasingly conservative, tight playlists of rock radio,

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<v Speaker 2>But because of their imaginative videos, these unknown artists found

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<v Speaker 2>generous exposure on MTV. The result people saw the videos,

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<v Speaker 2>liked the groups, and bought the records. New stars were

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<v Speaker 2>born without the initial benefit of heavy radio airplay. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 2>the people introducing those new stars and their video music

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<v Speaker 2>also were sprinkled with celebrity glitter. The VJs found their

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<v Speaker 2>own fans. Quote, I've never met a Martha Quinn, Quinn said, Chucks,

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<v Speaker 2>she must not be looking at any rate. Martha Quinn,

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<v Speaker 2>one of the five VJs, gets around three hundred fan

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<v Speaker 2>letters a week. She said that attention has increased in

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<v Speaker 2>the past year. Ever since MTV was finally introduced to

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<v Speaker 2>New York and Los Angeles by Coastal homes of the

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<v Speaker 2>recording industry. Before Martha Quinn and MTV were big in

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<v Speaker 2>Tulsa and Columbus, Big Deal Shrugged the Big Apple. But

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<v Speaker 2>that's all changed. Quote, all of a sudden, People Magazine

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<v Speaker 2>is here, and it's like MTV is a brand new thing,

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<v Speaker 2>Quinn said. Many viewers assume the vjays actually put in

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<v Speaker 2>a five hour shift every day introducing Elvis Costello, Bow

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<v Speaker 2>Wow Wow and def Leopard videos live on the air.

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<v Speaker 8>Wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Each VJ spends about one hour or less taping introductions

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<v Speaker 2>in between videos chit chat. The rest of the work

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<v Speaker 2>week includes such things as personal appearances at record stores

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<v Speaker 2>and traveling around the country to promote MTV. Last summer,

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<v Speaker 2>when MTV had a promotional tie in with the phenomenally

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<v Speaker 2>successful Police Tour, Quinn was on the road doing music

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<v Speaker 2>news reports and interviews for MTV. Quote, it was so exciting,

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<v Speaker 2>said Quinn, with the genuine enthusiasm of a real fan.

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<v Speaker 2>I have never been on stage introducing a band before.

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<v Speaker 2>Needless to say, the girls squealed for Sting, the boys

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<v Speaker 2>squealed for Martha. Quinn grew up in Austining, New York,

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<v Speaker 2>and started college as a broadcasting major at Colgate and

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<v Speaker 2>then switched to New York University because she wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>be where the action was in the city. The only

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<v Speaker 2>show with an opening for a host of the NYU

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<v Speaker 2>student run radio station was a folk music show, just

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<v Speaker 2>plain folk. Quinn took it. Then she talked her way

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<v Speaker 2>onto the Friday night soul music show and called her

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<v Speaker 2>DJ self Tiffany. Quote Tiffany was cool, Quinn said, I

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<v Speaker 2>played at the Jacksons, the Whispers, Shalamar, earth Wind and Fire.

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<v Speaker 2>There was even a Prince stint as Carlene host of

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<v Speaker 2>any Western show. It was a quick, complete spoof, Quinn recalled,

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<v Speaker 2>and all the while she helped her collegiate cash flow

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<v Speaker 2>by getting in front of the cameras to tell people

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<v Speaker 2>to go nuggets for McNuggets or to zap zits with

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<v Speaker 2>clearcill quote. I've always felt comfortable, she said of her

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<v Speaker 2>relationship with the camera. To some, Quinn might seem overly

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<v Speaker 2>bubbly and differential to the mostly male rock stars she interviews,

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<v Speaker 2>But the effvescent personality is no put on. There's a sharp,

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<v Speaker 2>ambitious mind at work too. And besides, the reality of

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<v Speaker 2>television is that the personalities both male and female are

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<v Speaker 2>paid to be personable and friendly. Others rock the Boat,

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<v Speaker 2>Vj's Smooth the Water sometimes run amuck. Rock star egos

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<v Speaker 2>can be a bit abrasive and trying. I just tend

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<v Speaker 2>to get really flustered, Quinn said, if somebody comes in

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<v Speaker 2>their roote, it's sort of like the guest is always right.

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<v Speaker 2>She vowed to get tougher. Her own musical taste run

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<v Speaker 2>from steely Dan to the swingle singers. You know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a saying. I'm a sucker for a good pop tune,

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<v Speaker 2>she said. I love a good pop band. I E Stix.

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<v Speaker 2>She said, my boyfriend is really into singers like Tom

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<v Speaker 2>Waits and Wilson Pickett. Quinn's one absolute pop culture blind

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<v Speaker 2>spot is the Beatles. She loves them and evangelizes in

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<v Speaker 2>their behalf. She has done all the MTV Beatles related interviews,

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<v Speaker 2>including one with Yoko Ono. She called emotionally my most

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<v Speaker 2>important interview with the Beatles. It's strictly affectionate tunnel vision quote.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a weakness in that. I tend to do

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<v Speaker 2>that with the Beatles, she said, like with Abbey Road.

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<v Speaker 2>I've told viewers, if you don't have this album in

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<v Speaker 2>your collection, go out and get it right now. It's

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<v Speaker 2>that sort of genial enthusiasm that enables Martha Quinn connect

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<v Speaker 2>with MTV viewers, most of whom are between fourteen and

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<v Speaker 2>thirty four. Quote. I couldn't imagine not being on MTV,

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<v Speaker 2>Quinn said, It's like my hobby as well as my job.

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<v Speaker 2>That's nice work if you can get it. And what's more,

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<v Speaker 2>Quinn is her very own trivia question as in what

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<v Speaker 2>famous personal finances call? This is Martha Quinn's stepmother, Why

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<v Speaker 2>Newsweek Magazines Jane Bryant Quinn quote, my father says now

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<v Speaker 2>that he doesn't know whether to say he's Jane Bryant.

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<v Speaker 2>My father says now that he doesn't know whether to

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<v Speaker 2>say he's Jane Bryant, Quinn's husband or Martha Quinn's dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Martha Quinn very good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great introduction to the stickholder and the face

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<v Speaker 1>of MTV during the course of the seventeen eighty six

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<v Speaker 1>Slammy Awards. But your host on stage for the festivities,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, Vince McMahon himself. Indeed, and there we see

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<v Speaker 1>the gold Slammy gorilla pressing front and center. Monsoon's there.

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<v Speaker 1>We get a cut to the arena and there are

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<v Speaker 1>some liveliness in the air. You can tell it's a

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<v Speaker 1>live happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, it's some planters in front of the podium and

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<v Speaker 1>a Slammy statue all set up, and here he comes.

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<v Speaker 1>Here comes Vince to the real American song.

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<v Speaker 2>As a matter of fact, indeed, indeed they keep playing

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<v Speaker 2>it like that's kind of the theme of the show.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of wild, it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really into people not realizing the wrestling fans not

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<v Speaker 1>realized he was the boss.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, he's just this.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy that you were used to presenting the World Wrestling Federation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>And here he is in that vein and we see

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<v Speaker 1>the band off to the left. As we get a

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<v Speaker 1>wide shot, we see that they have a full stage

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<v Speaker 1>set up with a big Slamy Awards sign up there

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<v Speaker 1>and Vince thank you and welcome for the slam As

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<v Speaker 1>with this little smirk on his face.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, he's such a little bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, when you think about it, it's perhaps only fitting.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh. Here I got this one for you, talking about

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<v Speaker 2>why the Slammys are took place in White's fitting and

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<v Speaker 2>took place in Baltimore.

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<v Speaker 9>You think about it, It's perhaps only fitting that the

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<v Speaker 9>Slammys did not take place in Hollywood. Only fitting the

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<v Speaker 9>slammis perhaps not taking place in Las Vegas or even

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<v Speaker 9>New York City, but from right here in Baltimore, Maryland.

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<v Speaker 4>Has good, big good.

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<v Speaker 9>Think that it all started with this Rus album.

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<v Speaker 1>He holds It Out or show It Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>This is the first time in music history in which

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<v Speaker 9>an award show is being produced based upon the sale

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<v Speaker 9>of one single album.

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<v Speaker 8>They're really well right.

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<v Speaker 9>Five Slammies which will be presented here tonight in Baltimore.

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<v Speaker 9>Two Slammies will be presented based upon your voting casting

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<v Speaker 9>your ballots or best single Vocal Performer on the Wrestling

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<v Speaker 9>Album and casting your ballots for Best Personality and Land

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<v Speaker 9>of a Thousand Dances Video. However, there were three more

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<v Speaker 9>Slammies to be presented.

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<v Speaker 4>These Slammies were voted upon.

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<v Speaker 9>By the World Rustling Federation Academy of Arts and Sciences,

431
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<v Speaker 9>and they include most Ignominious Producer and Best Announcer. Here

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<v Speaker 9>to join me now to be the presenter of these

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<v Speaker 9>most prestigious awards and one of the all time great

434
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<v Speaker 9>World Wrestling Federation wrestlers, Would you please welcome go Rolla monthoon.

435
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<v Speaker 1>This didn't call him an entertainer? Was that least he

436
00:24:16.759 --> 00:24:24.079
<v Speaker 1>didn't call him an entertainer, That's true. Surprised by how

437
00:24:24.200 --> 00:24:27.240
<v Speaker 1>enthusiastic the crowd is for this. I know, you know,

438
00:24:27.960 --> 00:24:29.599
<v Speaker 1>you think they'll just be sitting on their hands waiting

439
00:24:29.640 --> 00:24:30.640
<v Speaker 1>for the wrest announcers.

440
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<v Speaker 4>Hard is just for one moment.

441
00:24:35.160 --> 00:24:37.759
<v Speaker 2>This is on the videotape. This is on the Colisseum tape.

442
00:24:37.799 --> 00:24:39.519
<v Speaker 2>Fucking stupid, fucking moment.

443
00:24:39.519 --> 00:24:44.480
<v Speaker 1>The sight gag so lame if it's his fly is open,

444
00:24:46.079 --> 00:24:49.599
<v Speaker 1>turnes back to the camera and corrects it.

445
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<v Speaker 4>For five years, man's inside that sports circle. I never

446
00:24:53.039 --> 00:24:55.880
<v Speaker 4>was one of us had his fly over.

447
00:24:57.160 --> 00:25:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Still the pleasure here, all crowds cracking out, so funny,

448
00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:00.759
<v Speaker 1>he so worth.

449
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<v Speaker 2>It, I mean, nobody cares about that, Like people are

450
00:25:02.759 --> 00:25:05.480
<v Speaker 2>calling what okay?

451
00:25:07.160 --> 00:25:10.519
<v Speaker 1>And that's where the clip on Best of WWFOL seven

452
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<v Speaker 1>on Colisseum Home Video cuts out. But it turns out

453
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<v Speaker 1>they kept rolling and Grilla monsoon blurts out, still a

454
00:25:15.480 --> 00:25:18.039
<v Speaker 1>pleasure to be here, and Vince says, all right, we

455
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<v Speaker 1>have now, ladies and gentlemen. As a matter of fact,

456
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<v Speaker 1>we're going to show you all the nominees for the

457
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<v Speaker 1>Best personality and Lando Thousand Dances video. Here are all

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<v Speaker 1>the nominees and they get the screen takeover and behind

459
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<v Speaker 1>a drummer. No no, no, no no. It's a crowded theater somewhere.

460
00:25:33.440 --> 00:25:36.519
<v Speaker 1>And this is the music video shoot. It shows all

461
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<v Speaker 1>the wrestlers clapping on the set.

462
00:25:38.960 --> 00:25:41.000
<v Speaker 2>I got some of this too. That's the music video.

463
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<v Speaker 2>If you want to taste.

464
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<v Speaker 1>All wrestlers.

465
00:26:08.519 --> 00:26:35.119
<v Speaker 3>To heart, you move your feet.

466
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<v Speaker 8>No love, no love, Yes, I can't.

467
00:27:03.440 --> 00:27:19.680
<v Speaker 7>It's the Lapsed Wrestling podcast, the wrestling podcast that knows

468
00:27:19.720 --> 00:27:37.799
<v Speaker 7>the boys need their candy. It's the Lapsed Fan. He's

469
00:27:37.839 --> 00:27:41.960
<v Speaker 7>the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack and Carnacio and

470
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<v Speaker 7>JP Soro.

471
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<v Speaker 2>I can't.

472
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<v Speaker 1>It's it's like why it's have all the things to

473
00:27:47.720 --> 00:27:49.880
<v Speaker 1>do on this wrestling album? What why this song?

474
00:27:50.039 --> 00:27:50.160
<v Speaker 10>Like?

475
00:27:50.200 --> 00:27:53.599
<v Speaker 2>I don't. I just don't get it. I really don't

476
00:27:53.599 --> 00:27:53.960
<v Speaker 2>get it.

477
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<v Speaker 1>I guess the original Land of Thousand Dances was by

478
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<v Speaker 1>a It's a classic Art and bat song written and

479
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<v Speaker 1>recorded by Chris care in nineteen sixty two.

480
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<v Speaker 2>And there and there's a you know, the I don't

481
00:28:05.599 --> 00:28:08.759
<v Speaker 2>know if it's the original version or not, but the uh,

482
00:28:09.440 --> 00:28:13.880
<v Speaker 2>the Wilson Pickett version is certainly the most famous, the

483
00:28:13.880 --> 00:28:17.799
<v Speaker 2>one that I know anyway, nineteen sixty six. Yeah, I've heard.

484
00:28:17.839 --> 00:28:23.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm very familiar with that version. But it's like, why

485
00:28:24.079 --> 00:28:25.599
<v Speaker 2>what that's That's what I just.

486
00:28:25.599 --> 00:28:29.559
<v Speaker 1>Want to like music song. It's a it's it's weird.

487
00:28:30.799 --> 00:28:33.319
<v Speaker 2>I and again it's a it's a great song, it's

488
00:28:33.319 --> 00:28:37.319
<v Speaker 2>a classic. What I don't understand is what prompted them

489
00:28:37.400 --> 00:28:40.440
<v Speaker 2>to say this, this is what we need to do.

490
00:28:41.200 --> 00:28:45.119
<v Speaker 2>This is the music video. I just don't get it.

491
00:28:45.119 --> 00:28:47.240
<v Speaker 1>It has like that rhythm where like one guy can

492
00:28:47.279 --> 00:28:49.480
<v Speaker 1>pop in and say da da da da da.

493
00:28:49.880 --> 00:28:51.839
<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, there is like I mean, I guess

494
00:28:51.880 --> 00:28:53.519
<v Speaker 2>there is that. But again, I feel like there are

495
00:28:53.559 --> 00:28:55.759
<v Speaker 2>a lot of songs that are able to and they

496
00:28:55.799 --> 00:28:59.359
<v Speaker 2>also made up their own songs. So again I ask

497
00:28:59.519 --> 00:29:04.400
<v Speaker 2>why right, because to me it just doesn't feel as

498
00:29:05.440 --> 00:29:09.559
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, as it's some of them not like

499
00:29:10.000 --> 00:29:14.359
<v Speaker 2>current popular. You know, it's a twenty year old song

500
00:29:14.400 --> 00:29:18.440
<v Speaker 2>by this point, right exactly, maybe the copyright expired.

501
00:29:18.440 --> 00:29:21.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. You got mister Fuji saying you got

502
00:29:21.240 --> 00:29:23.400
<v Speaker 1>to know how to pony. You got Morocco singing like

503
00:29:23.440 --> 00:29:26.480
<v Speaker 1>Bonie Maroney, who was the which was the third single,

504
00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:29.839
<v Speaker 1>by Larry Williams, released in nineteen fifty seven and peaked

505
00:29:29.839 --> 00:29:32.240
<v Speaker 1>at number fourteen in the Billboard Bestseller So that's a

506
00:29:32.319 --> 00:29:38.039
<v Speaker 1>great reference there. Ye I got a girl named Bonie Maroney.

507
00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:40.240
<v Speaker 1>She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni. That was

508
00:29:40.279 --> 00:29:44.200
<v Speaker 1>the line from that song. And then Mona Flambee singing,

509
00:29:44.200 --> 00:29:45.759
<v Speaker 1>and then Jimmy Hart sing you got to know how

510
00:29:45.759 --> 00:29:47.960
<v Speaker 1>to twist, and then Greg Valentine sing and it goes

511
00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:50.519
<v Speaker 1>like this and they cut to the missing link. Who's

512
00:29:50.519 --> 00:29:53.960
<v Speaker 1>actually hitting this video? That's the Oh, that is the

513
00:29:54.000 --> 00:29:56.400
<v Speaker 1>missing link, the missing link with a green paint face.

514
00:29:56.680 --> 00:29:57.920
<v Speaker 2>Got to add him to the fucking lisk.

515
00:29:58.039 --> 00:30:01.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, rest in peace, absolutely with a handful of hair,

516
00:30:01.680 --> 00:30:03.559
<v Speaker 1>just tilting with his eyes bugging out. He certainly he

517
00:30:03.559 --> 00:30:07.240
<v Speaker 1>doesn't contribute anything vocally, Louel Bano saying, you do the

518
00:30:07.240 --> 00:30:09.000
<v Speaker 1>mashed potato. I don't know why they would give him

519
00:30:09.000 --> 00:30:13.920
<v Speaker 1>that line. Breddy blast, he says, now do the alligator,

520
00:30:13.960 --> 00:30:17.680
<v Speaker 1>and Piper goes honk as such a yo yo. That's

521
00:30:17.720 --> 00:30:19.359
<v Speaker 1>annoying when he does that. I don't like it.

522
00:30:19.480 --> 00:30:21.680
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's yeah, I know way too much.

523
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:24.319
<v Speaker 1>He says it in the most piper way possible. Iron chic.

524
00:30:24.400 --> 00:30:27.079
<v Speaker 1>You got to move like the chic. George Steele looking clueless,

525
00:30:27.200 --> 00:30:30.240
<v Speaker 1>saying nothing or you don't or you don't have to move.

526
00:30:30.400 --> 00:30:32.839
<v Speaker 1>Vince actually contributes some vocals. I said to clap your hands,

527
00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:35.480
<v Speaker 1>come on, and then Jean backs him up. He said

528
00:30:35.480 --> 00:30:37.680
<v Speaker 1>to clap your hands, and Jesse Ventura says, then you

529
00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:40.519
<v Speaker 1>move your feet, and then they cut to some randos

530
00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:43.000
<v Speaker 1>in the audience, which, as we discovered, they actually you know,

531
00:30:43.160 --> 00:30:45.319
<v Speaker 1>distributed tickets to the Mid Hudson Civic Center and filled

532
00:30:45.359 --> 00:30:47.960
<v Speaker 1>it with fans. That's what you're seeing here is that

533
00:30:48.519 --> 00:30:51.920
<v Speaker 1>shoot that they did of audience members. You got Vince

534
00:30:51.960 --> 00:30:54.400
<v Speaker 1>and Jean and Vince leaning into Jeane with wide wild

535
00:30:54.440 --> 00:30:57.519
<v Speaker 1>eyes like you never saw back then. Like you know, Vince,

536
00:30:57.599 --> 00:31:00.400
<v Speaker 1>we know has like tremendous facial expressions on par with

537
00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:02.559
<v Speaker 1>a few others ever in wrestling, but he wouldn't really

538
00:31:02.640 --> 00:31:05.200
<v Speaker 1>use them as an announcer. But in this video setting,

539
00:31:05.279 --> 00:31:07.920
<v Speaker 1>he's like bugging his eyes out, and he's like really

540
00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:10.079
<v Speaker 1>hamming it up in a way that it's kind of

541
00:31:10.119 --> 00:31:13.960
<v Speaker 1>unsettling for nineteen eighty six. It is, he's you realize

542
00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:16.039
<v Speaker 1>he's a gimmick too, you know, he's not above the

543
00:31:16.079 --> 00:31:18.359
<v Speaker 1>fray at all. He's not Gordon solely here. This guy

544
00:31:18.519 --> 00:31:22.720
<v Speaker 1>no thirsting for the opportunity to be one of the boys.

545
00:31:23.880 --> 00:31:27.000
<v Speaker 1>A glimpse of what's to come for sure. So yeah,

546
00:31:27.000 --> 00:31:28.799
<v Speaker 1>you got the nan on an a chorus, you got

547
00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:31.200
<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Hart saying come on, everybody, let's sing together, and

548
00:31:31.200 --> 00:31:33.119
<v Speaker 1>then you get a glimpse of meat Loaf on the drums.

549
00:31:33.200 --> 00:31:37.599
<v Speaker 1>Is referenced earlier. This is the years between meat Loaves

550
00:31:37.680 --> 00:31:39.400
<v Speaker 1>Bat out of Hell and Bat out of Hell Too,

551
00:31:40.599 --> 00:31:41.599
<v Speaker 1>where he lent a hand.

552
00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:42.880
<v Speaker 2>To the pro I'm gonna say, I guess such a

553
00:31:42.920 --> 00:31:46.240
<v Speaker 2>weird thing because I mean, it's it's it's so odd

554
00:31:46.359 --> 00:31:51.160
<v Speaker 2>because there's a you know, significant amount of time between

555
00:31:51.160 --> 00:31:52.200
<v Speaker 2>his albums.

556
00:31:52.319 --> 00:31:57.279
<v Speaker 1>Yes, you know a Meatloaf fan. Ah, sure, I like

557
00:31:57.319 --> 00:31:58.839
<v Speaker 1>it with ketchup ketchup.

558
00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:02.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I do like you know, especially if they if

559
00:32:02.079 --> 00:32:06.599
<v Speaker 2>it's done with some Worcester sauce and they get that

560
00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:08.480
<v Speaker 2>kind of mixed in there. It's a great that's a

561
00:32:08.519 --> 00:32:09.160
<v Speaker 2>great meat Loaf.

562
00:32:09.200 --> 00:32:11.240
<v Speaker 1>I heard meat Loaf got Vince's attention when he heard

563
00:32:11.240 --> 00:32:14.319
<v Speaker 1>that meat Loaf would do anything for love, because he

564
00:32:14.359 --> 00:32:15.839
<v Speaker 1>passed the word on to that Patterson.

565
00:32:16.359 --> 00:32:19.359
<v Speaker 2>What do you, what do you what do you suggest

566
00:32:19.480 --> 00:32:24.039
<v Speaker 2>you say anything? What kind of what kind of interest

567
00:32:24.119 --> 00:32:28.759
<v Speaker 2>do you have? Are you a what are you a facilitator?

568
00:32:29.359 --> 00:32:33.000
<v Speaker 2>Do you do you facilitate? And in the potential of

569
00:32:33.599 --> 00:32:35.680
<v Speaker 2>desirable loving.

570
00:32:38.680 --> 00:32:41.039
<v Speaker 1>And there's a word salad in there from Vince too

571
00:32:41.359 --> 00:32:44.279
<v Speaker 1>when he first step to the podium. You hear that,

572
00:32:44.440 --> 00:32:48.079
<v Speaker 1>you hear it? When he does that, he perhaps he

573
00:32:48.160 --> 00:32:50.200
<v Speaker 1>says for no reason, he just says, perhaps in the

574
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<v Speaker 1>middle of certain sentences, perhaps.

575
00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:58.000
<v Speaker 2>That notwithstanding, there is a desirability in a way that

576
00:32:58.039 --> 00:33:04.640
<v Speaker 2>we have yet to uh properly foretell.

577
00:33:04.720 --> 00:33:07.880
<v Speaker 1>Right after we get that glimpse of meatloaf, we get

578
00:33:07.960 --> 00:33:11.039
<v Speaker 1>cheeks in one more time, and there's Johnny Valiant and

579
00:33:11.079 --> 00:33:15.119
<v Speaker 1>the others. No, Jimmy Valliant, right, Jimmy, No, Johnny Valliant,

580
00:33:15.960 --> 00:33:18.319
<v Speaker 1>Johnny Elliant, You Jimmy Hart saying, come on, Bobby, tell

581
00:33:18.400 --> 00:33:19.920
<v Speaker 1>him what to do. And there's Heenen right in the

582
00:33:20.079 --> 00:33:21.960
<v Speaker 1>music videos, and you got to know how to jerk?

583
00:33:23.359 --> 00:33:25.759
<v Speaker 1>And then hill Billy Jim saying, you gotta watch me work.

584
00:33:25.920 --> 00:33:31.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking, yeah, you have to pay me. Valliant, you

585
00:33:31.960 --> 00:33:34.880
<v Speaker 1>gotta know how to tangle. Nikolai just makes a noise.

586
00:33:36.039 --> 00:33:37.240
<v Speaker 2>It's just so annoying.

587
00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:39.759
<v Speaker 1>Ay d says, I said, do the wat suey, which

588
00:33:39.799 --> 00:33:42.160
<v Speaker 1>was an energetic dance popular in the sixties, from what

589
00:33:42.200 --> 00:33:46.119
<v Speaker 1>I understand, And you see Dave Wolf, you see George Wells.

590
00:33:46.160 --> 00:33:47.559
<v Speaker 1>If you want to talk about the deepest cut as

591
00:33:47.599 --> 00:33:49.200
<v Speaker 1>far as w w A wrestlers in the In the

592
00:33:49.279 --> 00:33:51.720
<v Speaker 1>Land of a Thousand Dances music video. The fact that

593
00:33:51.759 --> 00:33:54.319
<v Speaker 1>George Wells is in there somewhere is a fucking bug out,

594
00:33:55.759 --> 00:33:57.960
<v Speaker 1>he says, like me and sister Lucy, and then they

595
00:33:57.960 --> 00:34:00.680
<v Speaker 1>get the US Express clapping away. Paula Hoorndoor to a

596
00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:03.559
<v Speaker 1>nordf in a memorable part of the video because he

597
00:34:03.559 --> 00:34:06.240
<v Speaker 1>has no shirt on, kisses his biceps as he rocks

598
00:34:06.279 --> 00:34:07.799
<v Speaker 1>left to right with his shirt off to the beat

599
00:34:07.839 --> 00:34:10.639
<v Speaker 1>of the music. That you get George Steele hugging Dave Wolf,

600
00:34:10.880 --> 00:34:12.880
<v Speaker 1>who's in the music video and leaning against him like

601
00:34:12.920 --> 00:34:15.719
<v Speaker 1>he's going to hump him for some reason. And you

602
00:34:15.800 --> 00:34:18.800
<v Speaker 1>got Hakku and Beefcake in there. Randy Savage is even

603
00:34:18.800 --> 00:34:20.320
<v Speaker 1>in the background of this music video.

604
00:34:21.320 --> 00:34:21.719
<v Speaker 2>He's there.

605
00:34:23.159 --> 00:34:25.440
<v Speaker 1>Vince says, you got to knock him down and rock em.

606
00:34:25.519 --> 00:34:27.880
<v Speaker 1>Piper says, I want to take your face and sock him,

607
00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:30.880
<v Speaker 1>and then King Kong Bundy says, I'm gonna smash him

608
00:34:30.880 --> 00:34:35.559
<v Speaker 1>with my avalanche. Cheek says I'm sick and tired about

609
00:34:35.559 --> 00:34:39.639
<v Speaker 1>the Americans rock and roll music, so he gives the

610
00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:43.000
<v Speaker 1>original he goes only four minutes. Yeah, they're very proud

611
00:34:43.039 --> 00:34:44.599
<v Speaker 1>of it.

612
00:34:44.599 --> 00:34:48.159
<v Speaker 2>It's awful, like how do you fucking how do you

613
00:34:48.400 --> 00:34:51.519
<v Speaker 2>how do you rational? What are we doing here? What

614
00:34:51.519 --> 00:34:52.119
<v Speaker 2>are we doing?

615
00:34:53.000 --> 00:34:56.159
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's just it's like this pure exercise in

616
00:34:56.239 --> 00:34:58.400
<v Speaker 1>camp for camp's sake, I.

617
00:34:58.360 --> 00:35:03.800
<v Speaker 2>Mean it is. It is extremely masturbatory. Right, It's as

618
00:35:03.840 --> 00:35:05.079
<v Speaker 2>masturbatory as you can get.

619
00:35:05.199 --> 00:35:07.559
<v Speaker 1>The last thing the wrestling business needs is licensed to

620
00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:10.280
<v Speaker 1>be masturbatory, because they'll write, they'll take it so much

621
00:35:10.320 --> 00:35:12.000
<v Speaker 1>further than anybody wants them to.

622
00:35:12.679 --> 00:35:16.760
<v Speaker 2>They're they're the last community that needs to jerk.

623
00:35:16.559 --> 00:35:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Off, absolutely correct, And it's so stupid how they cut

624
00:35:19.880 --> 00:35:22.000
<v Speaker 1>to people in the audience like they're really jamming out

625
00:35:22.039 --> 00:35:25.440
<v Speaker 1>and feeling the song, you know, yeah, like this is

626
00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:28.280
<v Speaker 1>a fucking you know, New Year's even times Square or something.

627
00:35:28.599 --> 00:35:28.800
<v Speaker 2>Right.

628
00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:31.880
<v Speaker 1>Then they got Orton on there who says I'm want

629
00:35:31.920 --> 00:35:34.880
<v Speaker 1>to pound on your wimpy little body. You got a

630
00:35:34.960 --> 00:35:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Morocco in there, who says I'm gonna beat you till

631
00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:40.039
<v Speaker 1>you're begging for mercy. Adonis is in there saying I'm

632
00:35:40.079 --> 00:35:42.840
<v Speaker 1>gonna slice you like a French fried potato, which, again

633
00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:45.599
<v Speaker 1>no idea why he would have ended up with that line,

634
00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:50.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, and tourist saying I'm gonna crush and then

635
00:35:50.000 --> 00:35:54.079
<v Speaker 1>I'll see it later. Anvil's in there for a minute.

636
00:35:54.480 --> 00:35:54.760
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

637
00:35:55.079 --> 00:35:57.760
<v Speaker 1>You get Brett bouncing with his shoulders in the background

638
00:35:57.760 --> 00:36:01.599
<v Speaker 1>with his sunglasses on. What a goofball? Oh, Bret Hart,

639
00:36:02.840 --> 00:36:04.719
<v Speaker 1>He's like a where's Waldo in this music video?

640
00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:07.920
<v Speaker 2>He really is. He just goes to show you, like

641
00:36:08.039 --> 00:36:10.039
<v Speaker 2>how like where he really stood at the time, they

642
00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:11.719
<v Speaker 2>had no idea what they fucking had with him.

643
00:36:11.840 --> 00:36:14.480
<v Speaker 1>Zanvil says, you're breaking my heart, baby. How would you

644
00:36:14.599 --> 00:36:19.280
<v Speaker 1>like an anvil to come down on your head? Aha?

645
00:36:19.320 --> 00:36:21.280
<v Speaker 1>There's Uncle Elmer saying I don't talk too good, but

646
00:36:21.320 --> 00:36:24.079
<v Speaker 1>my pig talk a whole lot better. I don't know

647
00:36:24.119 --> 00:36:25.559
<v Speaker 1>what he means by his pig, and I don't think

648
00:36:25.599 --> 00:36:26.400
<v Speaker 1>I want to find out.

649
00:36:26.800 --> 00:36:29.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm good. Yep, don't know that one.

650
00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:32.360
<v Speaker 1>Then Piper kind of cuts it off and says, okay, okay,

651
00:36:32.360 --> 00:36:34.440
<v Speaker 1>that's enough. Everybody out on the floor. This is hot

652
00:36:34.519 --> 00:36:36.880
<v Speaker 1>rod talking. The guy says his pig talk better. Are

653
00:36:36.920 --> 00:36:40.079
<v Speaker 1>you ribbing me? He says, stop the music, stop the rock.

654
00:36:39.920 --> 00:36:42.000
<v Speaker 2>And roll, he says, Ribbon he does. He says.

655
00:36:42.119 --> 00:36:44.559
<v Speaker 1>Ribbon says, you can take those goonies. Stick the goonies

656
00:36:44.599 --> 00:36:46.199
<v Speaker 1>in your nose. I don't care what you want to

657
00:36:46.239 --> 00:36:47.960
<v Speaker 1>do with them. Yeah, that's funny.

658
00:36:48.119 --> 00:36:48.480
<v Speaker 3>Is they done?

659
00:36:48.519 --> 00:36:51.639
<v Speaker 1>The the City Lobby video goes video. You and that

660
00:36:51.679 --> 00:36:55.239
<v Speaker 1>goofy Dillinger, Derringer, whatever his name, You're all driving me nuts.

661
00:36:56.440 --> 00:36:59.159
<v Speaker 1>And then it breaks out in a brawl. The Land

662
00:36:59.159 --> 00:37:01.199
<v Speaker 1>of the Housing Dancers breaks out of the brawl ye

663
00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:04.639
<v Speaker 1>as Paul Orndorf gets thrown a drum so and tosses

664
00:37:04.719 --> 00:37:07.440
<v Speaker 1>him a drum and he wraps it around Roddy Piper's

665
00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:09.880
<v Speaker 1>head and they start rushing the camera. Both sides start

666
00:37:09.960 --> 00:37:13.800
<v Speaker 1>rumbling and they're screaming stop the wrestling, stop at what's

667
00:37:13.840 --> 00:37:17.079
<v Speaker 1>wrong with you? And you can hear Patterson's voice saying,

668
00:37:17.119 --> 00:37:20.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna try all to a radio station, auto television station.

669
00:37:20.559 --> 00:37:22.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why all the station. Piper's name is

670
00:37:22.760 --> 00:37:26.280
<v Speaker 1>in there. And then they start showing the curtains in

671
00:37:26.360 --> 00:37:29.199
<v Speaker 1>the building back in Baltimore, and the cameras kind of

672
00:37:29.239 --> 00:37:32.559
<v Speaker 1>tilted as Jesus's ladies and gentlemen, I apologize, and suddenly

673
00:37:32.599 --> 00:37:34.239
<v Speaker 1>he's on the floor with his legs into a black

674
00:37:34.280 --> 00:37:34.840
<v Speaker 1>curtain and.

675
00:37:36.280 --> 00:37:40.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's getting I mean, he's about to get pulled

676
00:37:40.360 --> 00:37:40.800
<v Speaker 2>under and rate.

677
00:37:40.880 --> 00:37:43.639
<v Speaker 1>So they're pretending that the brawl in the Land of

678
00:37:43.639 --> 00:37:46.840
<v Speaker 1>a thousand video eleven thousand dances video is actually happening

679
00:37:46.920 --> 00:37:49.840
<v Speaker 1>backstage at the SLAMI Awards in Baltimore, and that Gene

680
00:37:49.840 --> 00:37:52.440
<v Speaker 1>Okerlan is being pulled out of the fray from behind

681
00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:55.280
<v Speaker 1>a curtain in front of the people. It's just as

682
00:37:55.280 --> 00:37:58.440
<v Speaker 1>if we needed one more to laya leyah layer of

683
00:37:58.599 --> 00:38:02.920
<v Speaker 1>meta to this whole thing. And now it's like the

684
00:38:03.079 --> 00:38:06.079
<v Speaker 1>video is a fake of a fake of a fake

685
00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:09.679
<v Speaker 1>of a fake, and now we're actually pretending that that's

686
00:38:09.719 --> 00:38:13.320
<v Speaker 1>happening in real time on a live television broadcast and

687
00:38:13.440 --> 00:38:14.360
<v Speaker 1>not on memorys.

688
00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:15.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

689
00:38:15.679 --> 00:38:18.840
<v Speaker 1>Right, And we get a quick look to the crowd

690
00:38:18.920 --> 00:38:21.280
<v Speaker 1>where there's plenty of fans in the Hogan Trucker hats

691
00:38:21.320 --> 00:38:24.000
<v Speaker 1>that were all the rage back then and such, and

692
00:38:24.159 --> 00:38:26.360
<v Speaker 1>Vince says, all right, may I have the envelope please?

693
00:38:27.039 --> 00:38:28.760
<v Speaker 1>So I guess we had to watch the video before

694
00:38:28.760 --> 00:38:31.559
<v Speaker 1>he gives I mean, I mean they had to kill time.

695
00:38:31.599 --> 00:38:33.079
<v Speaker 1>I mean, am I in the Twilight's out here? I'm

696
00:38:33.079 --> 00:38:35.320
<v Speaker 1>watching this thing and I'm like, it's bizarre. What are

697
00:38:35.360 --> 00:38:38.480
<v Speaker 1>they going for? Like, it's just don't understand that. I mean,

698
00:38:38.519 --> 00:38:41.360
<v Speaker 1>because the thing is, they don't really have nominees. They

699
00:38:41.400 --> 00:38:44.559
<v Speaker 1>don't really have, you know, like they have to kill

700
00:38:44.639 --> 00:38:48.000
<v Speaker 1>time with something, so might as well fucking show their

701
00:38:48.079 --> 00:38:52.039
<v Speaker 1>video on free television or paid cable television. So the

702
00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:54.440
<v Speaker 1>winner for Best Personality in the Land of a Thousand

703
00:38:54.480 --> 00:38:55.239
<v Speaker 1>Dances video.

704
00:38:55.559 --> 00:38:59.880
<v Speaker 9>The winner for Best Personality in Lant of a Thousand Dances,

705
00:39:01.679 --> 00:39:03.400
<v Speaker 9>Roddy Roddy Piper.

706
00:39:07.719 --> 00:39:09.039
<v Speaker 1>That's a reaction right there.

707
00:39:09.840 --> 00:39:18.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, what he did say? Fuck right, I think

708
00:39:18.639 --> 00:39:20.440
<v Speaker 2>he did. I think you said it too.

709
00:39:20.519 --> 00:39:22.079
<v Speaker 1>And it's on the Colisseum video too.

710
00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:23.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

711
00:39:24.119 --> 00:39:25.639
<v Speaker 3>I ran in. I ran in.

712
00:39:26.320 --> 00:39:27.719
<v Speaker 1>He's got a big broom in his hand.

713
00:39:31.760 --> 00:39:32.800
<v Speaker 4>I a fuck a piper.

714
00:39:33.039 --> 00:39:35.679
<v Speaker 11>Wait a second, this is my trophy. I ran into

715
00:39:35.760 --> 00:39:38.760
<v Speaker 11>Tina Turner in the hallway. I come out here to

716
00:39:38.840 --> 00:39:40.960
<v Speaker 11>get a trophy, and you give me something that buff

717
00:39:41.079 --> 00:39:45.159
<v Speaker 11>like cats. You see, this is typical of MTV music

718
00:39:45.320 --> 00:39:50.719
<v Speaker 11>to vomit Phi. Oh no, they're gonna come up here

719
00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:53.639
<v Speaker 11>and they give me a Tommy. Can't you afeard a

720
00:39:53.840 --> 00:39:54.679
<v Speaker 11>nice trophy?

721
00:39:54.840 --> 00:39:55.719
<v Speaker 3>Is that the problem?

722
00:39:56.039 --> 00:40:00.239
<v Speaker 12>Can't you recognize that I am the kne now up

723
00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:03.639
<v Speaker 12>rock and Roll. I want to say one thing at

724
00:40:03.719 --> 00:40:07.480
<v Speaker 12>this time. I want to make it very clear. I

725
00:40:08.039 --> 00:40:11.880
<v Speaker 12>do play Sun City Brother. I ask for your trophy.

726
00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:16.239
<v Speaker 8>That's that's what I.

727
00:40:16.400 --> 00:40:18.079
<v Speaker 6>Was gonna do with it anyway.

728
00:40:18.960 --> 00:40:22.199
<v Speaker 1>All right, lot going on there? Oh my god, he

729
00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:24.400
<v Speaker 1>recaps it's on the Best of WWA volume seven. But

730
00:40:24.760 --> 00:40:26.400
<v Speaker 1>he gets the slam it breaks in his hand. That

731
00:40:26.440 --> 00:40:28.440
<v Speaker 1>probably was supposed to happen. But what also happens is

732
00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:30.760
<v Speaker 1>the fucking podium that he put slams the trophy down

733
00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:33.559
<v Speaker 1>on collapses like one of those Kfae rings had announced

734
00:40:33.559 --> 00:40:36.000
<v Speaker 1>tables and there's a big man and I. But the

735
00:40:36.039 --> 00:40:37.920
<v Speaker 1>reaction of vinceent Gorilla. I don't think that table was

736
00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:40.159
<v Speaker 1>supposed to collapse. Yeah, and you kind of get like

737
00:40:40.199 --> 00:40:42.119
<v Speaker 1>a halting tone from Piper like he's trying to figure

738
00:40:42.119 --> 00:40:44.119
<v Speaker 1>out what to do on the fly, and he recovers nicely.

739
00:40:44.840 --> 00:40:46.159
<v Speaker 1>The broom. I don't know why he said it was

740
00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:48.119
<v Speaker 1>teena Turner. I sure hope it's not, because it was

741
00:40:48.199 --> 00:40:50.360
<v Speaker 1>just a brown thing with big bristles that looked like

742
00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:53.199
<v Speaker 1>her hair or something. I don't know what, if anybody

743
00:40:53.239 --> 00:40:55.360
<v Speaker 1>can help why a broom would have had anything to

744
00:40:55.440 --> 00:40:57.440
<v Speaker 1>do with Tina Turner in nineteen eighty six. I couldn't

745
00:40:57.440 --> 00:41:00.320
<v Speaker 1>find it what Piper was going for there. He usually

746
00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:02.000
<v Speaker 1>like rip from the headlines, you know, something that was

747
00:41:02.039 --> 00:41:04.599
<v Speaker 1>in USA today or something, and he thinks he's clever

748
00:41:04.719 --> 00:41:08.400
<v Speaker 1>by referencing it. And the sun City referenced you know

749
00:41:08.480 --> 00:41:11.679
<v Speaker 1>what that one was. We touched on it. I don't

750
00:41:11.679 --> 00:41:14.639
<v Speaker 1>really do to apartheid in South African sun City. There

751
00:41:14.639 --> 00:41:18.480
<v Speaker 1>were some artists that were boycotting performing in sun City,

752
00:41:18.519 --> 00:41:20.079
<v Speaker 1>and Roddy Piper wants us all to know that he

753
00:41:20.239 --> 00:41:22.920
<v Speaker 1>does play sun City. So you tell me why he

754
00:41:22.960 --> 00:41:28.880
<v Speaker 1>would insist on volunteering that he he was very I mean,

755
00:41:29.000 --> 00:41:32.400
<v Speaker 1>I I just say because he's he's a dick. He

756
00:41:32.679 --> 00:41:36.079
<v Speaker 1>ran to the racism third rail in the mister T stuff.

757
00:41:36.079 --> 00:41:38.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we've heard some jaw dropping things that he

758
00:41:39.039 --> 00:41:40.400
<v Speaker 1>said and the run up to that match, right, and

759
00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:41.480
<v Speaker 1>that's how I made money, you know, I mean the

760
00:41:41.559 --> 00:41:44.199
<v Speaker 1>things he said, like about the Guerreros when he first

761
00:41:44.239 --> 00:41:47.039
<v Speaker 1>got started for Micha LaBelle and the La Olympic Auditorium

762
00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:48.880
<v Speaker 1>and some of the things he said over the years.

763
00:41:49.440 --> 00:41:49.760
<v Speaker 4>Wild.

764
00:41:50.159 --> 00:41:54.719
<v Speaker 1>So there's Piper on the Slammies given the award for

765
00:41:55.159 --> 00:41:56.960
<v Speaker 1>what is it, best Personality.

766
00:41:57.679 --> 00:42:00.280
<v Speaker 2>In the Land of a South, Like, you know, what

767
00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:05.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't understand is why they can't say this award

768
00:42:06.480 --> 00:42:11.039
<v Speaker 2>is best personality in the Land of a Thousand Dances

769
00:42:11.119 --> 00:42:13.199
<v Speaker 2>video in the Video of a Land of a thout,

770
00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:15.599
<v Speaker 2>Like why do they have to say in Land of

771
00:42:15.639 --> 00:42:16.800
<v Speaker 2>a Thousand Dances video?

772
00:42:17.079 --> 00:42:24.159
<v Speaker 1>Like it sounds so idiotic, sounds like broken English. Right, Well,

773
00:42:24.199 --> 00:42:27.400
<v Speaker 1>we do come full circle though, because the WWFMTV Alliance

774
00:42:27.440 --> 00:42:30.320
<v Speaker 1>started with Rowdy Roddy Piper railing against rock and roll

775
00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:32.840
<v Speaker 1>and all it was doing to the youth and all

776
00:42:32.880 --> 00:42:35.280
<v Speaker 1>it was doing to everybody and trying to stop it

777
00:42:35.400 --> 00:42:38.320
<v Speaker 1>and snuff out Cindy Lauper. And now two years later,

778
00:42:38.400 --> 00:42:42.079
<v Speaker 1>on the final WWFMTV broadcast, Rowdy Roddy Piper, none other

779
00:42:42.159 --> 00:42:44.480
<v Speaker 1>than Rowdy Roddy Piper declares himself the new King of

780
00:42:44.599 --> 00:42:45.079
<v Speaker 1>rock and roll.

781
00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:49.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's the and he wins the first award and

782
00:42:49.639 --> 00:42:51.440
<v Speaker 2>there he goes tremendous yep.

783
00:42:52.039 --> 00:42:54.079
<v Speaker 1>And then you see Vinceco Martha are you there? And

784
00:42:54.159 --> 00:42:57.639
<v Speaker 1>he's pitching to Martha Quinn. These pitches backstage are so clumsy,

785
00:42:58.440 --> 00:42:59.039
<v Speaker 1>can I can?

786
00:42:59.119 --> 00:43:01.960
<v Speaker 2>I I gotta ask, do we know?

787
00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:06.719
<v Speaker 4>Was she in on it?

788
00:43:07.920 --> 00:43:07.960
<v Speaker 3>Like?

789
00:43:08.079 --> 00:43:12.039
<v Speaker 1>Did she did they fucking did they smarten her up?

790
00:43:12.159 --> 00:43:15.440
<v Speaker 1>Or did they favor I mean, I don't have that that.

791
00:43:15.519 --> 00:43:17.840
<v Speaker 1>There is a dearth of people from the actual MTV

792
00:43:17.960 --> 00:43:20.320
<v Speaker 1>side of this whole equation who have reflected on the slammings.

793
00:43:20.360 --> 00:43:22.840
<v Speaker 1>You know, you'll find people like that except read from

794
00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:25.519
<v Speaker 1>sexualizes and headlocks talking about the wa of MTV relationship

795
00:43:25.599 --> 00:43:27.800
<v Speaker 1>and the big live events like the MSG events. But

796
00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:29.559
<v Speaker 1>no one has anything to say about this. This was

797
00:43:29.679 --> 00:43:31.239
<v Speaker 1>kind of an like a half.

798
00:43:31.159 --> 00:43:34.519
<v Speaker 2>Hour I'm fascinated and I actually, you know what, I

799
00:43:34.880 --> 00:43:36.880
<v Speaker 2>actually even tried to see if she was on cameo.

800
00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:39.920
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna ask her she is, She's she's still

801
00:43:39.960 --> 00:43:43.199
<v Speaker 2>doing stuff, but she's not on cameo. I was kind

802
00:43:43.199 --> 00:43:47.199
<v Speaker 2>of bummede because I was gonna I was gonna gonna

803
00:43:47.320 --> 00:43:50.480
<v Speaker 2>gonna fucking find out, because I was I'm just fascinated

804
00:43:51.119 --> 00:43:54.679
<v Speaker 2>if they you know, especially not this segment per se,

805
00:43:54.719 --> 00:43:58.000
<v Speaker 2>but the one coming up with George Steele is the

806
00:43:58.079 --> 00:44:05.639
<v Speaker 2>one that I'm like, did like she seems legitimately startled, Yes, yes,

807
00:44:06.679 --> 00:44:10.440
<v Speaker 2>you know, she seems uncomfortable, and so I'm just wondering

808
00:44:10.639 --> 00:44:14.599
<v Speaker 2>if she knew that George Steele was a normal human

809
00:44:14.639 --> 00:44:20.280
<v Speaker 2>being in real life, and wasn't somebody who ate whatever

810
00:44:20.400 --> 00:44:20.920
<v Speaker 2>was in front of.

811
00:44:20.880 --> 00:44:23.079
<v Speaker 1>It, right, including potentially her if she made a wrong

812
00:44:23.280 --> 00:44:25.800
<v Speaker 1>right exactly. I mean, she's certainly the size of a

813
00:44:25.800 --> 00:44:29.239
<v Speaker 1>fucking chicken man, especially to him, and what does he

814
00:44:29.280 --> 00:44:31.159
<v Speaker 1>have in common with her? He's also wearing a sweater

815
00:44:32.519 --> 00:44:36.400
<v Speaker 1>the form of fucking very true, care very true, Yes, indeed.

816
00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:40.079
<v Speaker 1>Then Bobby and Bundy step into the frame. This is

817
00:44:40.280 --> 00:44:44.360
<v Speaker 1>Martha Quentin backstage. She says, Bobby, the brain heenan at

818
00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:46.079
<v Speaker 1>a snail's pace. You can tell she's trying to remember

819
00:44:46.119 --> 00:44:48.320
<v Speaker 1>what this guy's name is, no idea.

820
00:44:48.119 --> 00:44:48.519
<v Speaker 3>Who he is.

821
00:44:48.960 --> 00:44:50.800
<v Speaker 1>And King, this is like the last thing she wants

822
00:44:50.840 --> 00:44:53.559
<v Speaker 1>to be doing. She goes and King and he blurts

823
00:44:53.599 --> 00:44:54.320
<v Speaker 1>out Kong Bundy.

824
00:44:55.440 --> 00:44:58.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, He's like's no fucking patience for her to get

825
00:44:58.320 --> 00:44:59.119
<v Speaker 2>that shit out of her mouth.

826
00:44:59.119 --> 00:45:01.159
<v Speaker 1>And this is where he says he voted for King

827
00:45:01.239 --> 00:45:05.239
<v Speaker 1>Kong Bundy ten thousand times himself and have there's some

828
00:45:05.320 --> 00:45:07.519
<v Speaker 1>kind of conspiracy going on, and I know who's behind it,

829
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:09.679
<v Speaker 1>the likes of Hull Cogan and these other people who

830
00:45:09.719 --> 00:45:12.800
<v Speaker 1>were jealous. We want one thing, and what is that

831
00:45:13.000 --> 00:45:16.519
<v Speaker 1>I want? You, Hogan, King Kong Bundy blurts out, Now

832
00:45:16.559 --> 00:45:17.760
<v Speaker 1>what I thought he was gonna say. I thought he

833
00:45:17.800 --> 00:45:20.960
<v Speaker 1>was gonna say he wants something else, like I don't know,

834
00:45:21.840 --> 00:45:27.599
<v Speaker 1>sixteen number sevens from Wendy see at least a cheeseburger, Hogan,

835
00:45:27.719 --> 00:45:31.280
<v Speaker 1>that's what we want, yep. And Martha says, Vince, before

836
00:45:31.360 --> 00:45:33.199
<v Speaker 1>things get out of control back here, I think we

837
00:45:33.280 --> 00:45:36.800
<v Speaker 1>got to get better. Get back to you, Thank you

838
00:45:36.920 --> 00:45:39.320
<v Speaker 1>very much. At any event, he definitely says, in any

839
00:45:39.320 --> 00:45:41.360
<v Speaker 1>event right here, at any event.

840
00:45:41.239 --> 00:45:45.960
<v Speaker 2>Says things have momentarily gone in a different direction as

841
00:45:46.000 --> 00:45:49.480
<v Speaker 2>you can see, perhaps as you can see now it's

842
00:45:49.519 --> 00:45:52.000
<v Speaker 2>standing and perhaps you can't. It's now my pleasure that

843
00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:54.079
<v Speaker 2>matter to introduce you to one of the individuals who's

844
00:45:54.119 --> 00:45:56.760
<v Speaker 2>been nominated for Best Vocal Single Performer on the Wrestling

845
00:45:56.800 --> 00:45:59.920
<v Speaker 2>album Would you please welcome the gentleman singing Twody Fruit

846
00:46:00.559 --> 00:46:04.960
<v Speaker 2>mean Gene Okerland, and here for your listening pleasure is

847
00:46:06.400 --> 00:46:07.239
<v Speaker 2>Toots Fruit.

848
00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:09.519
<v Speaker 1>And he comes jogging out there doing the Larry's Abisco

849
00:46:09.639 --> 00:46:11.840
<v Speaker 1>finger wag, like you know, the bio out of the audience.

850
00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:17.400
<v Speaker 2>He's such an idiot, He's such a red cumber. Let's

851
00:46:17.400 --> 00:46:17.840
<v Speaker 2>go Gene.

852
00:46:21.639 --> 00:46:32.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh the knees are going on, Jean, what that cigarette out?

853
00:46:41.000 --> 00:46:41.679
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what.

854
00:46:49.800 --> 00:46:51.880
<v Speaker 1>Dream takes off his blazer and starts bathing it.

855
00:46:51.920 --> 00:47:00.360
<v Speaker 3>Around like a hill boy.

856
00:47:01.239 --> 00:47:19.760
<v Speaker 13>Wow crazy to the East, to the west, dya.

857
00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:27.519
<v Speaker 1>Te a guitar around. He pretends to struggle on.

858
00:47:27.679 --> 00:47:59.639
<v Speaker 14>To Baby's Crazy Crazy Crazy to the east.

859
00:47:59.480 --> 00:48:19.679
<v Speaker 1>Side the web, and then he jumps he fucking CrowdSurf,

860
00:48:19.840 --> 00:48:22.119
<v Speaker 1>tries to CrowdSurf. It looks like he just slides right

861
00:48:22.159 --> 00:48:24.800
<v Speaker 1>off the stage. You can see his feet in the air. Yeah,

862
00:48:25.320 --> 00:48:32.559
<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, I mean I don't like I said,

863
00:48:32.760 --> 00:48:37.559
<v Speaker 1>this is like, this is this this this the eighties

864
00:48:37.760 --> 00:48:43.480
<v Speaker 1>built on a foundation of cocaine. All right, That's what

865
00:48:43.639 --> 00:48:46.679
<v Speaker 1>this explanation you can come up with. It really is, Like,

866
00:48:46.800 --> 00:48:50.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's no reason for him to be fucking CrowdSurf.

867
00:48:50.559 --> 00:48:52.519
<v Speaker 1>People rushing on stage trying to get the band off

868
00:48:52.559 --> 00:48:55.280
<v Speaker 1>the stage. It's like a mad rush, And like, I'm

869
00:48:55.320 --> 00:48:58.679
<v Speaker 1>surprised he didn't not know He finally pops his head up,

870
00:48:58.679 --> 00:49:01.239
<v Speaker 1>but you can tell they're like waiting that he was

871
00:49:01.239 --> 00:49:03.599
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be perhaps more visible than he was for

872
00:49:03.599 --> 00:49:06.199
<v Speaker 1>a second there they cut to kind of like a

873
00:49:06.280 --> 00:49:08.800
<v Speaker 1>clumsy high shot, and then they show the crowd, and

874
00:49:08.880 --> 00:49:11.559
<v Speaker 1>then there's Gene and Vince even says GENI all right

875
00:49:11.639 --> 00:49:14.360
<v Speaker 1>down there. Jane raises his arms saying I'm okay and

876
00:49:14.440 --> 00:49:18.199
<v Speaker 1>makes his way along the stage to exit. And that's

877
00:49:18.280 --> 00:49:20.880
<v Speaker 1>Tooty Frudy. That's why Gene Okerlind is associated with the

878
00:49:20.960 --> 00:49:24.199
<v Speaker 1>song right there and the wrestling album Gene Okerland. I

879
00:49:24.239 --> 00:49:26.239
<v Speaker 1>have to say, those feet were moving. I'll give Gene credit.

880
00:49:26.280 --> 00:49:30.480
<v Speaker 1>He went out there. Yeah, he performed there. There's no

881
00:49:30.679 --> 00:49:31.159
<v Speaker 1>doubt about it.

882
00:49:31.239 --> 00:49:31.559
<v Speaker 4>He did.

883
00:49:31.960 --> 00:49:37.079
<v Speaker 2>He did something, and uh, you know he deserves some

884
00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:39.840
<v Speaker 2>kind of you know, he put He put it all

885
00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:41.280
<v Speaker 2>out there, There's no question about it.

886
00:49:41.480 --> 00:49:44.119
<v Speaker 1>Can we do a TLF Academy of Arts and Sciences shirt?

887
00:49:44.159 --> 00:49:46.440
<v Speaker 2>Please? Absolutely?

888
00:49:47.320 --> 00:49:49.199
<v Speaker 1>Our second Award is voted upon by the w F

889
00:49:49.239 --> 00:49:51.599
<v Speaker 1>Academy of Arts and Sciences. Here we go, I got

890
00:49:51.639 --> 00:49:54.199
<v Speaker 1>this fucking Academy of Arts and sign idiot.

891
00:49:54.519 --> 00:49:59.000
<v Speaker 9>Our Award is an award voted upon by the World

892
00:49:59.079 --> 00:50:02.639
<v Speaker 9>Rustling Confederation Ademy of Arts and Sciences and includes the

893
00:50:03.360 --> 00:50:06.159
<v Speaker 9>nominees for Best Producer. I might have Best producer in

894
00:50:06.199 --> 00:50:09.000
<v Speaker 9>this instance is the producer who had the most the

895
00:50:09.079 --> 00:50:12.400
<v Speaker 9>greatest amount of difficulty dealing with the talent, but yet

896
00:50:12.679 --> 00:50:14.440
<v Speaker 9>able to overcome those difficulties.

897
00:50:15.719 --> 00:50:18.280
<v Speaker 4>The nominees are Mona Flambay for.

898
00:50:18.559 --> 00:50:26.280
<v Speaker 9>Captain Lewis Albano's History of Music, Rick Behringer for Roddie

899
00:50:26.320 --> 00:50:34.840
<v Speaker 9>Piper's For Everybody, and Joel Dorns for Nikolai Volkov's Kama.

900
00:50:36.559 --> 00:50:56.760
<v Speaker 4>And the winner is Mona Flambay Captain Lou's History of Music.

901
00:51:04.119 --> 00:51:04.639
<v Speaker 4>Roger let you.

902
00:51:12.519 --> 00:51:14.280
<v Speaker 5>Well, I want to thank all the people out there,

903
00:51:14.360 --> 00:51:16.320
<v Speaker 5>and I want to thank the World Russelling Federation. I

904
00:51:16.360 --> 00:51:19.079
<v Speaker 5>want to thank David Wolf, and thank God for Mona

905
00:51:19.159 --> 00:51:20.800
<v Speaker 5>being the best producer around today.

906
00:51:20.800 --> 00:51:22.599
<v Speaker 4>We got it all together, maybe all right, thank you

907
00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:23.159
<v Speaker 4>very much.

908
00:51:23.880 --> 00:51:29.719
<v Speaker 1>He here, Vince called him what capper capper Captain Lluelbano

909
00:51:29.840 --> 00:51:31.199
<v Speaker 1>capper capper?

910
00:51:31.559 --> 00:51:35.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's great. You well, you want to listen to Yes?

911
00:51:35.800 --> 00:51:37.320
<v Speaker 1>Please? Please, I'm so happy.

912
00:51:37.599 --> 00:51:39.599
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you want to listen to Martha Poor.

913
00:51:39.760 --> 00:51:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, first though, we got.

914
00:51:41.320 --> 00:51:41.800
<v Speaker 2>It, we got to do.

915
00:51:42.000 --> 00:51:44.519
<v Speaker 1>We gotta let you know what Captain of the lou

916
00:51:44.519 --> 00:51:49.199
<v Speaker 1>Albano's history of music was Oh, it all started back

917
00:51:49.239 --> 00:51:52.760
<v Speaker 1>before the beginning of time, when the windy wind blew

918
00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:55.119
<v Speaker 1>through the trees and banged against the rocks, creating a beat.

919
00:51:55.639 --> 00:51:57.960
<v Speaker 2>Wait, what is this?

920
00:51:58.159 --> 00:52:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Is the lyrics of the song history music that he

921
00:52:00.880 --> 00:52:01.119
<v Speaker 1>won for.

922
00:52:01.400 --> 00:52:03.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh hold on, let me if we're going to do it,

923
00:52:03.920 --> 00:52:04.719
<v Speaker 2>let me do it right here.

924
00:52:04.800 --> 00:52:11.840
<v Speaker 1>Natives, Indians and visitors would long for that sound. Well,

925
00:52:12.519 --> 00:52:16.119
<v Speaker 1>the next line is until one day George Lattatowe BOP's

926
00:52:16.440 --> 00:52:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Bop squeaks Albano.

927
00:52:20.000 --> 00:52:20.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

928
00:52:22.239 --> 00:52:24.320
<v Speaker 1>He basically puts his family in the hit in the

929
00:52:24.360 --> 00:52:26.400
<v Speaker 1>center of the history of the idea of music on

930
00:52:26.480 --> 00:52:27.159
<v Speaker 1>on planet Earth.

931
00:52:27.199 --> 00:52:28.480
<v Speaker 2>Of course, I mean that's.

932
00:52:30.039 --> 00:52:35.519
<v Speaker 1>What Bob squeaks. No boss queps, It's another one of

933
00:52:35.559 --> 00:52:38.360
<v Speaker 1>those names he would pull out of his ass. I

934
00:52:38.400 --> 00:52:40.079
<v Speaker 1>don't think people are ready for this, Boss. I don't

935
00:52:40.079 --> 00:52:42.280
<v Speaker 1>know if we should do this to them, but if

936
00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:44.079
<v Speaker 1>it wins a Slammy, it's good enough for t LF

937
00:52:44.159 --> 00:52:44.719
<v Speaker 1>if you ask me.

938
00:52:45.559 --> 00:52:49.239
<v Speaker 2>Yep, I don't have the song.

939
00:52:49.559 --> 00:52:50.679
<v Speaker 1>Okay, good, thank god.

940
00:52:51.320 --> 00:52:52.880
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't have it. I didn't I thought we

941
00:52:52.920 --> 00:52:55.679
<v Speaker 2>were moving ahead to the Poor Martha Quinn I don't

942
00:52:55.719 --> 00:52:56.159
<v Speaker 2>have that off.

943
00:52:56.199 --> 00:53:00.760
<v Speaker 1>On one day, George Lattatowe boss squeeps Aalbano wait, oh

944
00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:04.679
<v Speaker 1>well yeah, picked up a big stick and hit a

945
00:53:04.800 --> 00:53:08.920
<v Speaker 1>dirt pocket. Got it, George, what sounds so moved, Lenny?

946
00:53:09.199 --> 00:53:11.679
<v Speaker 1>He says, yes, he says all this. He's explaining the

947
00:53:11.760 --> 00:53:16.000
<v Speaker 1>history of music starting in a cave. Basically, the sound

948
00:53:16.079 --> 00:53:17.960
<v Speaker 1>so moved Lenny toe that he called that sound a

949
00:53:18.000 --> 00:53:20.239
<v Speaker 1>beat a drum. Do you hear me, my, George, a

950
00:53:20.320 --> 00:53:23.639
<v Speaker 1>drum and it sounds like this music to my ears.

951
00:53:23.639 --> 00:53:27.079
<v Speaker 1>And the natives were chanting, toya toya mingo solo, toya

952
00:53:27.159 --> 00:53:30.599
<v Speaker 1>toya mingo solo, which means turned down, turned down, me

953
00:53:30.719 --> 00:53:33.880
<v Speaker 1>wants solo. And the neighbors were complaining because of the noise.

954
00:53:34.559 --> 00:53:36.480
<v Speaker 1>So right from the beginning, rock had a bad name.

955
00:53:37.079 --> 00:53:39.760
<v Speaker 1>The neighbors complained, they moved, the new neighbors complained. It

956
00:53:39.800 --> 00:53:42.519
<v Speaker 1>was almost like being on tour, George, till finally they

957
00:53:42.559 --> 00:53:44.639
<v Speaker 1>moved to the beach, and that was the first beach band,

958
00:53:45.079 --> 00:53:49.079
<v Speaker 1>led by the great Captain lou Cahuna Albano. So I

959
00:53:49.199 --> 00:53:52.559
<v Speaker 1>started everything, George, see upcoming rock shows, get tickets for

960
00:53:52.599 --> 00:53:56.719
<v Speaker 1>your favorite artists. No, that's actually an advertisement. Some ha

961
00:53:57.280 --> 00:53:59.519
<v Speaker 1>some say that I'm not wrapped too tight. Captain Lou,

962
00:53:59.559 --> 00:54:01.800
<v Speaker 1>Captain Lou, Captain Lou. But what I'm on the scene,

963
00:54:01.840 --> 00:54:11.320
<v Speaker 1>Everything's all right. It's bad, yes, And at the end

964
00:54:11.440 --> 00:54:14.719
<v Speaker 1>they have a dialogue. I'm impressed the history of rock

965
00:54:14.760 --> 00:54:17.079
<v Speaker 1>and roll with Captain LOUI Albano, What about you? Evins, Well,

966
00:54:17.159 --> 00:54:21.239
<v Speaker 1>that man can sing as well as heat, He says, what,

967
00:54:21.480 --> 00:54:24.239
<v Speaker 1>no man can sing as well as heat. I'll tell

968
00:54:24.239 --> 00:54:26.400
<v Speaker 1>you what didn't sound to me like he was strumming

969
00:54:26.400 --> 00:54:28.639
<v Speaker 1>the rubber bands. It sounded like he was chewing on him.

970
00:54:28.920 --> 00:54:30.880
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you I was impressed. Give me a break, Jesse,

971
00:54:31.280 --> 00:54:33.440
<v Speaker 1>give you a break. Who could produce something like that?

972
00:54:34.159 --> 00:54:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, I believe I've got it on here paper.

973
00:54:36.000 --> 00:54:40.199
<v Speaker 1>Vince McMahon, Who is this mona flombay, mona flom buoyant

974
00:54:40.320 --> 00:54:43.320
<v Speaker 1>produce that? No, But speaking of flamboyant, that takes us

975
00:54:43.320 --> 00:54:49.639
<v Speaker 1>to our next artist. I mean, are you not are

976
00:54:49.639 --> 00:54:58.880
<v Speaker 1>you not drawn in? Are you not intrigued? I just

977
00:54:58.960 --> 00:55:02.519
<v Speaker 1>don't know what is going on, do you know, Karama?

978
00:55:03.599 --> 00:55:07.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. And that's the ram to afforced ours.

979
00:55:11.880 --> 00:55:12.039
<v Speaker 3>Good.

980
00:55:12.199 --> 00:55:12.840
<v Speaker 1>That's really good.

981
00:55:13.800 --> 00:55:15.960
<v Speaker 2>That was the that's I'll tell you what. That's something

982
00:55:16.039 --> 00:55:17.119
<v Speaker 2>Nikolay Volkov is not.

983
00:55:17.280 --> 00:55:21.679
<v Speaker 1>Doing, not anytime soon. That was his his nomination for

984
00:55:21.760 --> 00:55:23.960
<v Speaker 1>that song, The Winner of course, Mona flambey hardly any

985
00:55:24.039 --> 00:55:26.000
<v Speaker 1>noise and she comes out in a black wig and

986
00:55:26.039 --> 00:55:28.440
<v Speaker 1>a white cape on and some scream when they see

987
00:55:28.440 --> 00:55:30.239
<v Speaker 1>it's actually, uh Cindy Lop.

988
00:55:30.559 --> 00:55:33.920
<v Speaker 2>The people like, don't understand what was the did we did?

989
00:55:34.000 --> 00:55:37.199
<v Speaker 2>We we never figured out what the fuck this?

990
00:55:37.719 --> 00:55:37.920
<v Speaker 3>I mean?

991
00:55:38.000 --> 00:55:39.519
<v Speaker 1>Dave Wolf said she just thought it would be fun

992
00:55:39.599 --> 00:55:42.480
<v Speaker 1>to have an alter ego. Uh, there were speculation.

993
00:55:43.000 --> 00:55:46.079
<v Speaker 2>Can I can I tell you something? It's never fun,

994
00:55:47.079 --> 00:55:51.480
<v Speaker 2>all right, It's never fun. It's annoying, you.

995
00:55:51.480 --> 00:55:53.400
<v Speaker 1>Know, it's you know, it's no, it's annoying to realize

996
00:55:53.440 --> 00:55:56.039
<v Speaker 1>that like she well, she had affection for louel Bano,

997
00:55:56.119 --> 00:55:58.199
<v Speaker 1>and it's like she disliked wrestling. She's just doing this

998
00:55:58.239 --> 00:55:59.679
<v Speaker 1>because Dave Wolf was a wrestling fan.

999
00:56:00.679 --> 00:56:03.800
<v Speaker 2>Exactly, that's right, exactly, That's what we need, That's what

1000
00:56:03.800 --> 00:56:09.119
<v Speaker 2>we need to understand this. This is a joke to her. Okay,

1001
00:56:09.440 --> 00:56:15.760
<v Speaker 2>it's a joke like fucking like when Garth Brooks was

1002
00:56:15.880 --> 00:56:20.960
<v Speaker 2>had his little fucking alter egoing. Fucking just knock it off.

1003
00:56:22.639 --> 00:56:24.800
<v Speaker 2>Just knock it off, all right.

1004
00:56:25.079 --> 00:56:26.360
<v Speaker 1>Well, I want to thank all the people out there,

1005
00:56:26.400 --> 00:56:28.679
<v Speaker 1>the World Wresting Federation, David Wolf, and thanks Tomona being

1006
00:56:28.719 --> 00:56:33.519
<v Speaker 1>the best producer we got all together here, baby, just

1007
00:56:33.599 --> 00:56:34.039
<v Speaker 1>the worst.

1008
00:56:34.679 --> 00:56:38.079
<v Speaker 2>She's laughing the worst laughing. She's because it's a fucking joke.

1009
00:56:38.079 --> 00:56:39.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm here with George the animal steal.

1010
00:56:40.719 --> 00:56:42.880
<v Speaker 2>Here we go. You ready for this poor woman to

1011
00:56:42.920 --> 00:56:46.039
<v Speaker 2>get amused? Yeah, thank e, Vince.

1012
00:56:46.280 --> 00:56:48.679
<v Speaker 15>I am backstage in at any moment we are excused.

1013
00:56:54.559 --> 00:56:57.039
<v Speaker 15>I'm here with George the Animals.

1014
00:57:00.480 --> 00:57:00.800
<v Speaker 3>George.

1015
00:57:01.800 --> 00:57:06.239
<v Speaker 5>He's confusing you with Elizabeth the manager of the manager

1016
00:57:06.360 --> 00:57:11.599
<v Speaker 5>of Macho Man. Easy, George, it's not Elizabeth, It's not Elizabeth, George.

1017
00:57:12.719 --> 00:57:14.440
<v Speaker 4>This man is. He is controllable.

1018
00:57:14.599 --> 00:57:15.679
<v Speaker 2>I've got him under control.

1019
00:57:16.119 --> 00:57:18.840
<v Speaker 5>He's just infatuated with you, by your beauty. He just

1020
00:57:18.920 --> 00:57:21.679
<v Speaker 5>wants to express himself. He means no harm, so get

1021
00:57:21.719 --> 00:57:24.039
<v Speaker 5>it straight. He's a fine, uprising gentleman.

1022
00:57:24.239 --> 00:57:24.800
<v Speaker 2>He's very good.

1023
00:57:26.840 --> 00:57:27.960
<v Speaker 15>I think we better go back to you.

1024
00:57:28.960 --> 00:57:33.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's in distress, uprising gentleman, and he meant upstanding.

1025
00:57:33.960 --> 00:57:34.159
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

1026
00:57:34.599 --> 00:57:36.960
<v Speaker 1>But when you when part of your gimmick as you start,

1027
00:57:38.039 --> 00:57:40.599
<v Speaker 1>you know, mispronouncing words off the top of your head,

1028
00:57:40.599 --> 00:57:43.599
<v Speaker 1>trying to sound like some genius. That's what happens, right,

1029
00:57:45.280 --> 00:57:47.440
<v Speaker 1>I guess I got confused in his medulla.

1030
00:57:50.239 --> 00:57:51.079
<v Speaker 2>Oblambada.

1031
00:57:51.280 --> 00:57:56.280
<v Speaker 1>If only Rodney east Gavin were there. Remember when the

1032
00:57:56.360 --> 00:57:59.559
<v Speaker 1>Colsium video when Gorilla grillsm He's like, who is this

1033
00:57:59.760 --> 00:58:03.360
<v Speaker 1>rod And he goes into a whole explanation of Rodney.

1034
00:58:04.199 --> 00:58:07.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, he does a whole fucking just stop doctor.

1035
00:58:08.880 --> 00:58:11.639
<v Speaker 2>I'll give him. I will give him credit for being

1036
00:58:11.760 --> 00:58:12.400
<v Speaker 2>able to.

1037
00:58:12.800 --> 00:58:15.639
<v Speaker 1>Just fly with it. Yeah, go, he goes, he does,

1038
00:58:15.800 --> 00:58:16.119
<v Speaker 1>all right.

1039
00:58:16.440 --> 00:58:18.239
<v Speaker 2>He just fucking doesn't smirk.

1040
00:58:18.320 --> 00:58:20.559
<v Speaker 1>He just launches into a straight and he's a baby

1041
00:58:20.599 --> 00:58:22.480
<v Speaker 1>face manager by the time that tape comes out, So

1042
00:58:22.599 --> 00:58:25.360
<v Speaker 1>he's not right. He's playing it really straight and calm,

1043
00:58:25.440 --> 00:58:28.440
<v Speaker 1>like you heard there, trying to, you know, explain George

1044
00:58:28.480 --> 00:58:31.599
<v Speaker 1>and the animal steel and warm and fuzzy terms. Such

1045
00:58:31.599 --> 00:58:34.320
<v Speaker 1>a departure from when Steele is facing Bruno and he's

1046
00:58:34.400 --> 00:58:36.400
<v Speaker 1>pointing in the camera and telling you George steels to

1047
00:58:36.639 --> 00:58:37.760
<v Speaker 1>eat Bruno's.

1048
00:58:37.360 --> 00:58:40.719
<v Speaker 2>Head, right, eat him, eat him, eat him?

1049
00:58:41.679 --> 00:58:44.159
<v Speaker 1>All right? Back to you events she's not happy, No,

1050
00:58:44.320 --> 00:58:44.559
<v Speaker 1>she's not.

1051
00:58:44.800 --> 00:58:45.280
<v Speaker 2>She shouldn't be.

1052
00:58:45.360 --> 00:58:47.480
<v Speaker 1>We're about ready to be treated by another performance. Also

1053
00:58:47.559 --> 00:58:50.880
<v Speaker 1>nominated for Best Vocal Performance on the wrestling album Eat

1054
00:58:50.960 --> 00:58:54.159
<v Speaker 1>Your Heart Out. Rick Springfield is the tune, the singer,

1055
00:58:54.480 --> 00:58:56.639
<v Speaker 1>the mouth of the South. Jimmy Hart, Now he comes

1056
00:58:56.760 --> 00:58:58.960
<v Speaker 1>to a course of booze and his Leopard blazer.

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00:59:00.119 --> 00:59:02.920
<v Speaker 2>Got this fucking so let me know when you're ready

1058
00:59:02.960 --> 00:59:03.079
<v Speaker 2>to go.

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00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:17.679
<v Speaker 1>That's the Slammies. It's your favorite manager of all time. No, Jimmy.

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00:59:22.840 --> 00:59:23.000
<v Speaker 4>Man.

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00:59:23.239 --> 00:59:29.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you have to to gets to a rock and

1062
00:59:29.239 --> 00:59:32.280
<v Speaker 1>roll show to see your work and class.

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00:59:32.360 --> 00:59:33.119
<v Speaker 4>Here row.

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00:59:46.480 --> 01:00:00.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh did you heart out? Richmond Field? You're out of King's.

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01:00:01.880 --> 01:00:03.000
<v Speaker 8>It stands.

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01:00:14.800 --> 01:00:15.960
<v Speaker 6>He now had.

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01:00:30.639 --> 01:00:32.039
<v Speaker 1>The idea is the band is collapsing.

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01:00:37.639 --> 01:00:38.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh cos.

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01:00:39.800 --> 01:01:33.360
<v Speaker 1>Awesome, you two I do. He quits.

1070
01:01:34.119 --> 01:01:50.000
<v Speaker 7>He's the lapsed fan wrestling podcast, the wrestling podcast that

1071
01:01:50.159 --> 01:01:53.599
<v Speaker 7>knows the boys need their candy. It's the lapsed fan.

1072
01:02:08.280 --> 01:02:11.840
<v Speaker 7>He's an lapsed fan wrestling podcast with Jack and Corn

1073
01:02:12.599 --> 01:02:13.599
<v Speaker 7>and JP Soro.

1074
01:02:14.679 --> 01:02:17.559
<v Speaker 2>He quits, and I wish I could quit. I know, seriously,

1075
01:02:17.679 --> 01:02:21.840
<v Speaker 2>I would be happy to never ever have experienced that.

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01:02:21.960 --> 01:02:23.519
<v Speaker 1>In my li The idea for the segment was that

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01:02:23.639 --> 01:02:26.840
<v Speaker 1>the band falls apart, and Jimmy Hart's supposed to get frustrated.

1078
01:02:27.360 --> 01:02:30.480
<v Speaker 1>That's fine, but it sounds like they had fallen apart

1079
01:02:30.559 --> 01:02:34.000
<v Speaker 1>from the beginning, right, it sounded like they sucked. I

1080
01:02:34.039 --> 01:02:36.920
<v Speaker 1>mean those backup vocals there that you heard, it's awful,

1081
01:02:37.199 --> 01:02:40.239
<v Speaker 1>it's awful. Is this supposed to be entertaining? Is this

1082
01:02:40.320 --> 01:02:44.360
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be a natural extension of well.

1083
01:02:44.239 --> 01:02:48.679
<v Speaker 2>What we do here? And the thing is I just

1084
01:02:49.320 --> 01:02:53.039
<v Speaker 2>you know, I don't understand how Jimmy Hart had a

1085
01:02:53.159 --> 01:02:57.000
<v Speaker 2>legitimate music. I really never have understood it. It just

1086
01:02:57.039 --> 01:02:59.039
<v Speaker 2>does not make sense to me. It does not compute.

1087
01:03:00.800 --> 01:03:03.079
<v Speaker 2>I don't think he's that good. I've never thought he

1088
01:03:03.199 --> 01:03:05.079
<v Speaker 2>was that good. I never thought he was deserving of

1089
01:03:05.599 --> 01:03:09.239
<v Speaker 2>a legitimate career. See those the most illegitimate person.

1090
01:03:09.079 --> 01:03:11.079
<v Speaker 1>I ever heard. Yeah, he is, It's true. That's a

1091
01:03:11.119 --> 01:03:13.239
<v Speaker 1>testament why he's lasted so long in the wrestling breeze

1092
01:03:13.400 --> 01:03:17.159
<v Speaker 1>and looks exactly the same as he did forty years ago. Right,

1093
01:03:17.880 --> 01:03:21.119
<v Speaker 1>it's just when he says the way he harmonizes, all

1094
01:03:21.159 --> 01:03:25.039
<v Speaker 1>the girls will think I'm so cool. However he did that. No, No,

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01:03:25.119 --> 01:03:27.119
<v Speaker 1>they won't get your heart out, Rick Springfield, because she's

1096
01:03:27.199 --> 01:03:29.119
<v Speaker 1>my girl and she always will be the only girl

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01:03:29.199 --> 01:03:29.400
<v Speaker 1>for me.

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01:03:30.320 --> 01:03:31.400
<v Speaker 2>I just don't like.

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01:03:34.360 --> 01:03:36.159
<v Speaker 1>Rick Springfield. Ain't paying any attention to this.

1100
01:03:37.000 --> 01:03:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Exactly. That's the thing, Like nobody cares. Jimmy Sorr.

1101
01:03:41.960 --> 01:03:44.320
<v Speaker 1>He's losing his mind on stage because these girls aren't

1102
01:03:44.360 --> 01:03:47.239
<v Speaker 1>in key and the musicians aren't in key, and he's

1103
01:03:47.320 --> 01:03:50.119
<v Speaker 1>grabbing guys guitars and having a fit basically, and you

1104
01:03:50.159 --> 01:03:52.079
<v Speaker 1>could hear that he says, this band is horrible. This

1105
01:03:52.239 --> 01:03:53.840
<v Speaker 1>is the worst band I've ever heard in my life.

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01:03:54.079 --> 01:03:56.360
<v Speaker 1>You ruined my whole career. You're horrible. And then he

1107
01:03:56.480 --> 01:03:58.679
<v Speaker 1>lays on the floor and has a hissy fit like

1108
01:03:58.960 --> 01:04:02.760
<v Speaker 1>a two year old because he's kicking and screaming and

1109
01:04:03.360 --> 01:04:07.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, just thrashing about saying, you know, you're trying

1110
01:04:07.920 --> 01:04:09.920
<v Speaker 1>to ruin my singing career. Right now, I'll never come

1111
01:04:10.000 --> 01:04:11.760
<v Speaker 1>back to Baltimore kicking and screaming.

1112
01:04:12.079 --> 01:04:14.039
<v Speaker 2>And I'm sure nobody cares. I'm sure that's fine.

1113
01:04:14.079 --> 01:04:15.400
<v Speaker 1>It's a very welcome news.

1114
01:04:16.199 --> 01:04:17.400
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's fine with that.

1115
01:04:17.920 --> 01:04:19.679
<v Speaker 1>As events is trying to get him to walk off

1116
01:04:19.719 --> 01:04:21.800
<v Speaker 1>the stage for let's says, I think we've seen the

1117
01:04:21.880 --> 01:04:23.800
<v Speaker 1>last of the Mouth of the South. I hope that

1118
01:04:23.880 --> 01:04:26.599
<v Speaker 1>gets a pop. I wish now my distinct pleasure.

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01:04:27.800 --> 01:04:27.960
<v Speaker 3>I have.

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01:04:28.079 --> 01:04:29.960
<v Speaker 1>This was the nominees for the Best Commentator.

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01:04:30.760 --> 01:04:34.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, hold on a second, here which which one

1122
01:04:34.800 --> 01:04:34.960
<v Speaker 2>is this?

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01:04:36.039 --> 01:04:36.199
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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01:04:36.280 --> 01:04:39.760
<v Speaker 2>I even have the uh, that's uh. I even have

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01:04:39.880 --> 01:04:42.320
<v Speaker 2>that last of the Jimmy Hart here here's that.

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01:04:42.840 --> 01:04:45.239
<v Speaker 4>Thank God, maybe you receive the last of the Mouth

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01:04:45.320 --> 01:04:45.840
<v Speaker 4>of the South.

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01:04:45.920 --> 01:04:46.679
<v Speaker 10>I hope.

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01:04:48.639 --> 01:04:49.199
<v Speaker 4>There's a job.

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01:04:49.320 --> 01:04:53.639
<v Speaker 16>It's not my distinctive pleasure to introduced to you the

1131
01:04:53.920 --> 01:04:59.320
<v Speaker 16>nominees for the the Best Commentator from the Wrestling Elbow

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01:04:59.480 --> 01:05:05.599
<v Speaker 16>the Land of a Thousand Dances. The nominees are.

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01:05:06.920 --> 01:05:19.320
<v Speaker 4>Mean Gene Okerland, I mean okay, Jesse the Body Ventura.

1134
01:05:26.320 --> 01:05:29.000
<v Speaker 2>And here's Boah big Boa.

1135
01:05:30.320 --> 01:05:33.840
<v Speaker 8>Set up and last lease Vince McMahon.

1136
01:05:38.199 --> 01:05:39.119
<v Speaker 2>It's a big boo.

1137
01:05:39.719 --> 01:05:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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01:05:42.519 --> 01:05:44.679
<v Speaker 4>Three lovely looking gentlemen.

1139
01:05:47.079 --> 01:05:49.320
<v Speaker 1>And Ta tickles Vince in the face with his Boa.

1140
01:05:49.480 --> 01:05:50.280
<v Speaker 1>His feathered poet.

1141
01:05:50.360 --> 01:05:56.239
<v Speaker 4>And our winner is Our Winner is a fashion conscious fan.

1142
01:05:57.199 --> 01:06:01.400
<v Speaker 16>Known for his distinct of good looks and matter articulate

1143
01:06:01.519 --> 01:06:03.079
<v Speaker 16>in his species.

1144
01:06:03.239 --> 01:06:07.599
<v Speaker 10>And his comments on wrestling delighted many fans. And although

1145
01:06:07.800 --> 01:06:11.719
<v Speaker 10>short on hair, he is always long on wits. And

1146
01:06:11.800 --> 01:06:16.000
<v Speaker 10>our Winner is me and Jeane Hogland, what what.

1147
01:06:17.920 --> 01:06:21.000
<v Speaker 14>You're the one that spots hoping it spot. You're the

1148
01:06:21.039 --> 01:06:21.800
<v Speaker 14>one that cut me.

1149
01:06:21.880 --> 01:06:24.880
<v Speaker 4>Down on broad time lifting. This little freak could.

1150
01:06:24.880 --> 01:06:25.760
<v Speaker 10>Not win nothing.

1151
01:06:26.119 --> 01:06:28.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't know who to think your bod get.

1152
01:06:28.559 --> 01:06:36.320
<v Speaker 4>A part of it. Remember, Satta Bredda, I thank you

1153
01:06:36.559 --> 01:06:39.559
<v Speaker 4>Baltimore and the world. You're the greatest.

1154
01:06:39.639 --> 01:06:41.440
<v Speaker 3>Let's hear it for Bay.

1155
01:06:42.480 --> 01:06:45.400
<v Speaker 1>Yep, you know, let's not here for me and j

1156
01:06:45.599 --> 01:06:48.159
<v Speaker 1>I guess he successfully lobbied that man on the street

1157
01:06:48.199 --> 01:06:51.039
<v Speaker 1>thing earlier that afternoon. I walk it down.

1158
01:06:51.639 --> 01:06:54.679
<v Speaker 2>I guess he did. I guess the guy was a professional,

1159
01:06:55.079 --> 01:06:55.800
<v Speaker 2>not really.

1160
01:06:55.679 --> 01:06:57.039
<v Speaker 1>Said it took him two and a half hours to

1161
01:06:57.079 --> 01:06:58.880
<v Speaker 1>find someone who voted for him on the streets.

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01:07:00.400 --> 01:07:00.519
<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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01:07:00.679 --> 01:07:03.159
<v Speaker 1>Martha Quinn is now with a very unhappy Jesse Ventura.

1164
01:07:03.880 --> 01:07:06.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have that one. I have that one as well.

1165
01:07:07.039 --> 01:07:09.559
<v Speaker 2>Poor Mark, he's the only girl for me.

1166
01:07:10.360 --> 01:07:13.840
<v Speaker 15>Yeah, in tign back here, the very unhappy Jesse. The

1167
01:07:13.960 --> 01:07:16.480
<v Speaker 15>body vent Sure, Jesse, the crowd was calling out your name,

1168
01:07:16.519 --> 01:07:17.559
<v Speaker 15>and you thought you were gonna win.

1169
01:07:17.639 --> 01:07:18.119
<v Speaker 8>What happened?

1170
01:07:18.159 --> 01:07:21.400
<v Speaker 2>That's right, you heard it, the crowd chatting Jesse. Jesse.

1171
01:07:21.880 --> 01:07:22.320
<v Speaker 4>We heard it.

1172
01:07:22.360 --> 01:07:24.760
<v Speaker 2>But I'll tell you what Prince warned me of this.

1173
01:07:25.320 --> 01:07:28.760
<v Speaker 14>He said, anybody from Minnesota always gets a raw deal

1174
01:07:28.840 --> 01:07:30.440
<v Speaker 14>from these East Coast people.

1175
01:07:30.440 --> 01:07:33.079
<v Speaker 2>Which includes m TV, which includes the.

1176
01:07:33.119 --> 01:07:36.039
<v Speaker 14>World Wrestling Federation executive.

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01:07:35.519 --> 01:07:37.440
<v Speaker 2>Whoever they are I'm the winner.

1178
01:07:37.679 --> 01:07:38.440
<v Speaker 17>The people know it.

1179
01:07:38.679 --> 01:07:40.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm the man who tells it like it is, Martha,

1180
01:07:41.159 --> 01:07:42.000
<v Speaker 2>and I'm the winner.

1181
01:07:42.360 --> 01:07:43.000
<v Speaker 10>Listen to him.

1182
01:07:43.039 --> 01:07:44.400
<v Speaker 2>Chad Jesse out there.

1183
01:07:45.519 --> 01:07:47.960
<v Speaker 4>H Vinci, he's left.

1184
01:07:48.079 --> 01:07:49.639
<v Speaker 15>I think the best thing that we can do is.

1185
01:07:49.679 --> 01:07:50.719
<v Speaker 3>Go to a commercial break.

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01:07:51.039 --> 01:07:51.960
<v Speaker 11>I'm Martha Quinnon.

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01:07:52.000 --> 01:07:55.400
<v Speaker 15>You're watching the Slammy Awards live on MTV.

1188
01:08:00.880 --> 01:08:02.559
<v Speaker 1>Martha Quinn is all of us in that moment.

1189
01:08:02.800 --> 01:08:05.000
<v Speaker 2>I mean, she really is that poor one.

1190
01:08:05.000 --> 01:08:07.880
<v Speaker 1>He's the one I can sort of sympathize with the

1191
01:08:07.960 --> 01:08:11.519
<v Speaker 1>most on this whole thing. You're watching the Slamy Awards

1192
01:08:11.559 --> 01:08:16.199
<v Speaker 1>on MTV. Yeah, they're acting crazy again. What a surprise.

1193
01:08:17.520 --> 01:08:20.560
<v Speaker 2>It's a bunch of idiots. Russell Mania two.

1194
01:08:22.880 --> 01:08:25.920
<v Speaker 1>The world is coming to Did I get those prom

1195
01:08:26.079 --> 01:08:27.119
<v Speaker 1>I think I got those promos?

1196
01:08:27.159 --> 01:08:27.279
<v Speaker 4>Right?

1197
01:08:27.359 --> 01:08:29.520
<v Speaker 2>I think I did? Yes, I did? I did? I did?

1198
01:08:29.600 --> 01:08:31.920
<v Speaker 2>I did? I did? These are great all these are.

1199
01:08:31.840 --> 01:08:40.399
<v Speaker 4>Great WrestleMania too. But the world is coming to.

1200
01:08:42.560 --> 01:08:50.119
<v Speaker 9>Sports entertainment spectacular of all time now, even greater WRESMA too.

1201
01:08:51.840 --> 01:08:55.159
<v Speaker 1>That's awesome now, even greater wrestle Do you never do

1202
01:08:55.279 --> 01:08:57.840
<v Speaker 1>that they never use like, you know, sort of like

1203
01:08:58.000 --> 01:08:59.760
<v Speaker 1>third party voiceover people like that.

1204
01:09:00.279 --> 01:09:00.479
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

1205
01:09:01.199 --> 01:09:04.640
<v Speaker 1>Agree, it's like a real legit, like you would hear

1206
01:09:04.720 --> 01:09:07.840
<v Speaker 1>that voice and like a like a coupla movie trailer

1207
01:09:07.920 --> 01:09:10.840
<v Speaker 1>or something. It's just coming soon from the directory. It's

1208
01:09:10.920 --> 01:09:14.159
<v Speaker 1>really good. Back to the I'm a big fan. Back

1209
01:09:14.199 --> 01:09:16.239
<v Speaker 1>to the Civic Center. Now with the real American music

1210
01:09:16.279 --> 01:09:20.159
<v Speaker 1>playing vinces, we have yet another individual to perform for

1211
01:09:20.279 --> 01:09:22.520
<v Speaker 1>hist here tonight. He's also a nominee for the Best

1212
01:09:22.520 --> 01:09:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Single Vocal Performer on the Wrestling album, And here's singing,

1213
01:09:25.800 --> 01:09:28.680
<v Speaker 1>don't go messing with a country boy. He'll Billy Jim.

1214
01:09:29.239 --> 01:09:30.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got there.

1215
01:09:31.880 --> 01:09:33.840
<v Speaker 1>He comes in his overall No, I don't have, I

1216
01:09:33.880 --> 01:09:39.560
<v Speaker 1>don't have, I did not record He'll well. We've heard vidio.

1217
01:09:39.680 --> 01:09:42.960
<v Speaker 1>We've heard it four hundred thousand times as fans. When

1218
01:09:43.000 --> 01:09:44.920
<v Speaker 1>I was a little boy, baby, I cut my teeth

1219
01:09:44.960 --> 01:09:46.880
<v Speaker 1>on a big old tree. Mama film a bottle from

1220
01:09:46.880 --> 01:09:49.520
<v Speaker 1>a moonshine steell. My first meal with the bassie killed.

1221
01:09:49.560 --> 01:09:52.279
<v Speaker 1>The bassie killed, the bassie killed. My first meal was

1222
01:09:52.319 --> 01:09:53.319
<v Speaker 1>the bassie killed?

1223
01:09:54.039 --> 01:09:54.680
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck?

1224
01:09:56.239 --> 01:09:57.119
<v Speaker 3>Why? Well?

1225
01:09:57.159 --> 01:09:58.520
<v Speaker 1>I grew when I grew him. By the time I

1226
01:09:58.640 --> 01:10:00.800
<v Speaker 1>was ten, I was six feet tall, and men among men,

1227
01:10:01.039 --> 01:10:03.920
<v Speaker 1>men lem my work and loved my play. What What's up, boss.

1228
01:10:04.439 --> 01:10:06.760
<v Speaker 1>I hate the fool that get by way, get by way.

1229
01:10:06.920 --> 01:10:08.479
<v Speaker 1>I hate the fool they get my way.

1230
01:10:08.760 --> 01:10:09.079
<v Speaker 2>Don't go.

1231
01:10:09.439 --> 01:10:12.199
<v Speaker 1>You know the deal, And Gorilla on soon even gets

1232
01:10:12.199 --> 01:10:13.399
<v Speaker 1>in there and does a bit of a line dance

1233
01:10:13.439 --> 01:10:15.079
<v Speaker 1>with hill Billy Jim during the course of this thing.

1234
01:10:15.119 --> 01:10:18.640
<v Speaker 1>That's a sight to see. More limb, Yeah, more limber

1235
01:10:18.680 --> 01:10:22.119
<v Speaker 1>than I expected from Gorilla. And we see Mona Flambey

1236
01:10:22.159 --> 01:10:24.479
<v Speaker 1>in the background on guitar, and of course he'll Billy

1237
01:10:24.560 --> 01:10:27.359
<v Speaker 1>Jim does his trademark cartwheel at the end, and Vince

1238
01:10:27.439 --> 01:10:29.439
<v Speaker 1>McMahon says, our next slammy to be presented in a

1239
01:10:29.479 --> 01:10:30.680
<v Speaker 1>most unusual category.

1240
01:10:31.920 --> 01:10:32.119
<v Speaker 2>Thanks.

1241
01:10:32.319 --> 01:10:34.000
<v Speaker 1>This one voted again upon by the W W F

1242
01:10:34.039 --> 01:10:37.800
<v Speaker 1>Academy of Art and Sciences. This is most ignominious and

1243
01:10:37.880 --> 01:10:41.720
<v Speaker 1>there's only one nominee. And this makes a sarcastic self

1244
01:10:41.800 --> 01:10:42.600
<v Speaker 1>satisfied face.

1245
01:10:45.079 --> 01:10:50.680
<v Speaker 2>Here's I mean, I got that whole fucking thing again. Yes,

1246
01:10:50.800 --> 01:10:52.560
<v Speaker 2>this is also on the best of last one.

1247
01:10:54.359 --> 01:10:58.239
<v Speaker 9>Idiotic thing and I'm almost unusual category. This category again

1248
01:10:58.279 --> 01:11:01.520
<v Speaker 9>one voted upon body W. W. YES Academy of Arts

1249
01:11:01.560 --> 01:11:06.159
<v Speaker 9>and Sciences, and this one the category of most ignominious.

1250
01:11:07.520 --> 01:11:10.359
<v Speaker 4>There was only one nominee.

1251
01:11:11.640 --> 01:11:11.840
<v Speaker 3>Huh.

1252
01:11:12.920 --> 01:11:13.319
<v Speaker 2>Gorilla.

1253
01:11:14.479 --> 01:11:24.000
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, and the winner is Nikolai Volka.

1254
01:11:34.720 --> 01:11:35.560
<v Speaker 2>What do you want to lose?

1255
01:11:36.319 --> 01:11:37.720
<v Speaker 8>Speculation was the.

1256
01:11:39.479 --> 01:11:42.319
<v Speaker 6>Man? And thank you or the Americans people more for

1257
01:11:42.439 --> 01:11:43.760
<v Speaker 6>me forneven one singer.

1258
01:11:46.680 --> 01:11:49.600
<v Speaker 9>You realize, of course, this award is not for the

1259
01:11:49.720 --> 01:11:53.079
<v Speaker 9>best singer on the album. You realize that it's it's

1260
01:11:53.079 --> 01:11:54.239
<v Speaker 9>an award presented.

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01:11:54.000 --> 01:11:55.760
<v Speaker 4>To the most ignominious.

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01:11:57.000 --> 01:11:57.760
<v Speaker 10>Oh, that man.

1263
01:12:00.720 --> 01:12:08.399
<v Speaker 9>Is probably best to find his degrading, humiliating indepicable.

1264
01:12:08.680 --> 01:12:11.159
<v Speaker 3>Why you're just.

1265
01:12:13.039 --> 01:12:13.479
<v Speaker 14>Telling me.

1266
01:12:15.439 --> 01:12:16.680
<v Speaker 4>I shall be a second place?

1267
01:12:16.760 --> 01:12:18.399
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, make I should be tyed up for the

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<v Speaker 5>first place.

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<v Speaker 4>It should have nothing.

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01:12:24.039 --> 01:12:26.159
<v Speaker 3>Why so stupid?

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01:12:26.960 --> 01:12:31.760
<v Speaker 1>It's so funick, I swear to god, this is his

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01:12:31.880 --> 01:12:35.199
<v Speaker 1>whole experiment is starting to really hit the fucking skids.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand the whole.

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01:12:38.359 --> 01:12:40.720
<v Speaker 1>Like, you know, we're all in on the joke, and

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01:12:40.840 --> 01:12:44.680
<v Speaker 1>it's you know, it's funny just by being what it is.

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01:12:44.800 --> 01:12:46.600
<v Speaker 1>It's like, no, it's not. You have to have actual

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01:12:46.640 --> 01:12:50.000
<v Speaker 1>material funds, come out there and just make noises, guttural

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01:12:50.079 --> 01:12:54.560
<v Speaker 1>noises and expected to be something that someone would want

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01:12:54.600 --> 01:12:59.880
<v Speaker 1>to watch on television. A bunch of back to you, Martha,

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01:13:01.359 --> 01:13:03.800
<v Speaker 1>And there she is with with with Blassie, who was

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01:13:03.840 --> 01:13:04.159
<v Speaker 1>of course.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I got poor poor fucking Martha with Blassie.

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01:13:10.720 --> 01:13:11.079
<v Speaker 4>Russian.

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01:13:11.680 --> 01:13:13.479
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, no, I don't have the whole thing. I

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01:13:13.600 --> 01:13:15.880
<v Speaker 2>got them. I got them when they come in. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what Blassi is.

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01:13:17.039 --> 01:13:21.279
<v Speaker 1>No, he just says, you know, the Americans, you know,

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01:13:22.720 --> 01:13:25.840
<v Speaker 1>it's uh that they're idiots. They voted for this and

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01:13:29.319 --> 01:13:31.560
<v Speaker 1>the Academy of Art and Science. You expect something like

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01:13:31.640 --> 01:13:34.720
<v Speaker 1>that from pencil neck geeks instead, not the Academy. They

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01:13:34.760 --> 01:13:37.479
<v Speaker 1>don't know which side is up, he says Nikolai Volkoff,

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01:13:37.520 --> 01:13:39.439
<v Speaker 1>And there and Chic are the two classiest men in

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01:13:39.520 --> 01:13:44.560
<v Speaker 1>the world beside classy Freddy Blassi. Nikolai Volkoff says, remember

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<v Speaker 1>Russian number one? I ran number one USA. Forget it?

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01:13:48.920 --> 01:13:51.119
<v Speaker 2>And uh is that what he says? I thought he

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01:13:51.159 --> 01:13:59.119
<v Speaker 2>said fucker Russian like it to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Just e I want to go in rotation. Can you

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01:14:02.680 --> 01:14:03.239
<v Speaker 1>play that again?

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<v Speaker 3>Please?

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01:14:04.479 --> 01:14:04.680
<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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01:14:05.119 --> 01:14:16.960
<v Speaker 2>I can say fuck it? You say fuck it?

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01:14:17.359 --> 01:14:19.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, good thing that are at MTV in that USA.

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01:14:20.399 --> 01:14:24.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm a rights yea.

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01:14:24.960 --> 01:14:27.800
<v Speaker 2>Thank you for your extended opportunity.

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01:14:27.920 --> 01:14:29.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh well, we have another performance for you, don't don't

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01:14:30.000 --> 01:14:32.199
<v Speaker 1>we This one one of the nominees for the best

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01:14:32.319 --> 01:14:35.840
<v Speaker 1>overall vocal performance on the wrestling album and here to

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01:14:36.039 --> 01:14:40.279
<v Speaker 1>sing grab them cakes, Vicky Sue the Junkyard Dog.

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01:14:41.119 --> 01:14:43.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got this one. I got some We're grabbing

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01:14:43.359 --> 01:14:43.800
<v Speaker 2>them cakes.

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01:14:44.079 --> 01:14:46.560
<v Speaker 1>That dog and his leather pants with no shirt.

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01:14:47.840 --> 01:14:51.359
<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you something? You know he comes out

1313
01:14:51.399 --> 01:14:54.439
<v Speaker 2>with those fights because the quality of the video is

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01:14:54.520 --> 01:14:59.680
<v Speaker 2>so bad and he's wearing skin tight brown leather pants.

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01:15:00.840 --> 01:15:05.560
<v Speaker 2>I thought he was wearing no pets like that's I

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01:15:05.720 --> 01:15:08.840
<v Speaker 2>honestly thought that he's that dog. I was like, he's

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01:15:08.920 --> 01:15:14.880
<v Speaker 2>that dog after all? There you go, oh oh story

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01:15:14.960 --> 01:15:17.079
<v Speaker 2>feeling boom.

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01:15:24.000 --> 01:15:28.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, left sick of course.

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01:15:28.800 --> 01:15:29.000
<v Speaker 17>Yeah.

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01:15:29.399 --> 01:15:30.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he doesn't.

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01:15:36.359 --> 01:15:41.760
<v Speaker 1>Just table original round, he comes miss turned the beat around?

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01:15:42.560 --> 01:15:43.800
<v Speaker 4>What energy.

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01:15:45.520 --> 01:15:46.279
<v Speaker 2>Nicky sim.

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01:15:57.600 --> 01:16:03.119
<v Speaker 8>Okay, no he crick damn cashus.

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01:16:04.960 --> 01:16:05.720
<v Speaker 3>Anything now.

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01:16:08.880 --> 01:16:16.920
<v Speaker 4>Dog it shot und in the co din you move

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01:16:17.079 --> 01:16:17.560
<v Speaker 4>to the right.

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01:16:18.960 --> 01:16:21.920
<v Speaker 8>Squeeze who you your money?

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01:16:22.960 --> 01:16:23.960
<v Speaker 4>I did you let your man?

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01:16:25.279 --> 01:16:26.319
<v Speaker 1>I think you try them all.

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01:16:27.760 --> 01:16:28.600
<v Speaker 2>Your thing?

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01:16:29.800 --> 01:16:35.640
<v Speaker 4>I just shine you get us up, stick up the

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01:16:35.760 --> 01:16:43.680
<v Speaker 4>shot damn case he.

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01:16:46.359 --> 01:16:47.399
<v Speaker 1>Damn that's caltous.

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01:16:48.000 --> 01:17:04.439
<v Speaker 4>He ain't ever did h a whttle bit like a

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01:17:04.520 --> 01:17:05.439
<v Speaker 4>wolf man again.

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01:17:07.600 --> 01:17:14.239
<v Speaker 10>Doll Man three hundred and ten pounds by.

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01:17:13.760 --> 01:17:29.239
<v Speaker 1>Three hundred ten pounds Animal ball plamn.

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01:17:24.000 --> 01:17:24.479
<v Speaker 3>Did you right?

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01:17:29.039 --> 01:17:36.399
<v Speaker 4>H you got you got, you got it, which is about.

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01:17:35.880 --> 01:17:38.800
<v Speaker 2>As hard as a bottle as you know what.

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01:17:44.880 --> 01:17:49.560
<v Speaker 17>Brother, the tight.

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01:17:56.239 --> 01:18:20.680
<v Speaker 7>Jo It's the laps Fall Wrestling Podcast, the wrestling podcast

1345
01:18:20.760 --> 01:18:24.399
<v Speaker 7>that knows the boys need their candy. It's the Lapsed Fan.

1346
01:18:39.119 --> 01:18:43.000
<v Speaker 7>He's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast with Jack and Carnassio

1347
01:18:43.399 --> 01:18:44.479
<v Speaker 7>and JP Sorrow.

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01:18:45.560 --> 01:18:49.039
<v Speaker 1>Unbelievable this to you, brought this brought to you by

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01:18:49.039 --> 01:18:53.079
<v Speaker 1>the World Wrestling Federation. By the ways they close it

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01:18:53.119 --> 01:18:55.479
<v Speaker 1>out and instant thank you, j y D and Vicky Sue.

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01:18:59.079 --> 01:19:03.079
<v Speaker 2>Fucking the way he speaks is just so thank you

1352
01:19:03.720 --> 01:19:05.840
<v Speaker 2>and Vicky Su all.

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01:19:05.840 --> 01:19:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Right, gentlemen, just not ready to see we have seen

1354
01:19:11.960 --> 01:19:14.000
<v Speaker 1>a lot of nominees for the Best Single Vocal Performance.

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01:19:14.039 --> 01:19:17.319
<v Speaker 1>But right now, by way of videotape, hold on right now.

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01:19:18.760 --> 01:19:22.840
<v Speaker 2>I mean he he words salads himself.

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01:19:25.880 --> 01:19:29.079
<v Speaker 1>I do like when Vince crashes out, like oh like

1358
01:19:29.199 --> 01:19:33.279
<v Speaker 1>he just his his algorithm malfunctions and he exactly.

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01:19:32.880 --> 01:19:33.359
<v Speaker 3>What it is.

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01:19:34.079 --> 01:19:38.359
<v Speaker 2>The the you know, the the the uh kind of

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01:19:38.399 --> 01:19:44.000
<v Speaker 2>the output is going faster than the algorithm, you know,

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01:19:44.319 --> 01:19:46.560
<v Speaker 2>so it's like it's grabbing ship.

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01:19:46.680 --> 01:19:50.560
<v Speaker 1>He forgets, he forgets what he's trying to say mid sentence, Yeah, Hey, a.

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01:19:50.600 --> 01:19:53.239
<v Speaker 9>Moment, ladies and gentlemen, we're just about ready to see.

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01:19:54.560 --> 01:19:58.560
<v Speaker 2>In a moment, ladies and gentlemen, we're just about ready

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01:19:58.640 --> 01:20:04.520
<v Speaker 2>to see. Okay, we have seen. We have seen. We

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01:20:04.640 --> 01:20:07.960
<v Speaker 2>are just about ready to see. We have seen. In

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01:20:08.239 --> 01:20:11.319
<v Speaker 2>just a moment, ladies and gentlemen, we are about to see.

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01:20:11.439 --> 01:20:12.359
<v Speaker 3>We have just seen.

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01:20:12.439 --> 01:20:14.600
<v Speaker 1>He leaves these sentences hanging out there in the air.

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01:20:14.800 --> 01:20:16.319
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's like, what was that?

1372
01:20:16.399 --> 01:20:17.279
<v Speaker 3>What was that? What was that?

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01:20:17.479 --> 01:20:21.680
<v Speaker 1>Like you watched them float away? We're live pass a

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01:20:21.760 --> 01:20:22.279
<v Speaker 1>lot of the.

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01:20:22.439 --> 01:20:25.199
<v Speaker 9>Nominees for Best Single Vocal Performer on the Wrestling Album.

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01:20:25.279 --> 01:20:28.560
<v Speaker 4>But right now, by way of video tape.

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01:20:28.720 --> 01:20:31.399
<v Speaker 9>We're gonna take a look at all of the nominees

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01:20:31.520 --> 01:20:34.079
<v Speaker 9>and then we're gonna have the very special magic moment

1379
01:20:34.159 --> 01:20:36.560
<v Speaker 9>here now, by way of video tape, all of the

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01:20:36.600 --> 01:20:39.159
<v Speaker 9>nominees for Best Single Vocal Performer on the Wrestling.

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01:20:38.800 --> 01:21:15.760
<v Speaker 17>Album Him, Jimmy Hard, Captain Lou.

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01:21:24.760 --> 01:21:32.039
<v Speaker 1>Why do you pipe show promos? And T N T

1383
01:21:32.239 --> 01:21:34.760
<v Speaker 1>and Rotted Many Savage and pipe it spin?

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01:21:36.119 --> 01:21:36.920
<v Speaker 2>Who's gee.

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01:21:43.560 --> 01:21:44.600
<v Speaker 1>A way a videotape?

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01:21:44.600 --> 01:21:44.920
<v Speaker 4>Indeed?

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01:21:45.399 --> 01:21:50.479
<v Speaker 9>Hal And now I don't know, but we have been

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01:21:50.560 --> 01:21:53.439
<v Speaker 9>a wading havel please.

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01:21:59.000 --> 01:22:02.520
<v Speaker 1>Corla Hunting this part of many things, including pizza roles,

1390
01:22:03.520 --> 01:22:04.399
<v Speaker 1>the fudge rounds.

1391
01:22:05.000 --> 01:22:07.239
<v Speaker 2>You saw I saw some photolcakes.

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01:22:06.600 --> 01:22:12.880
<v Speaker 1>Hop that too. Is that where the white powder is from?

1393
01:22:13.760 --> 01:22:21.039
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? And the winter Rose, the jug Yard doll.

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01:22:23.439 --> 01:22:26.640
<v Speaker 1>They show people on their feet. Out comes Jyd with

1395
01:22:26.760 --> 01:22:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Vicky Sue. Look he goes for the trophy. Jyd goes

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01:22:31.680 --> 01:22:32.279
<v Speaker 1>for a hot dog.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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01:22:37.039 --> 01:22:39.039
<v Speaker 2>I like to thank all the people here in Ballamore

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01:22:39.079 --> 01:22:39.760
<v Speaker 2>and throughout the world.

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01:22:39.800 --> 01:22:40.840
<v Speaker 4>And first of all, Man.

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01:22:40.760 --> 01:22:43.159
<v Speaker 5>Great Braise put a man above and I couldn't do

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01:22:43.199 --> 01:22:46.960
<v Speaker 5>it alone outside of my beautiful lady parting the bigger shoot.

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01:22:46.840 --> 01:22:48.680
<v Speaker 15>Make you want to thank my mother for having me

1404
01:22:48.760 --> 01:22:50.319
<v Speaker 15>and my grandmother for having her.

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01:22:50.399 --> 01:22:51.039
<v Speaker 1>And I love you.

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01:22:54.119 --> 01:22:55.600
<v Speaker 3>Man Pizza.

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01:22:55.640 --> 01:23:11.560
<v Speaker 7>The Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast, The wrestling podcast that knows

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01:23:11.640 --> 01:23:29.680
<v Speaker 7>the boys need their candy. It's the Lapsed Fan. He's

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01:23:29.800 --> 01:23:33.880
<v Speaker 7>The Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack and Carnasio and

1410
01:23:34.039 --> 01:23:34.840
<v Speaker 7>j Pi Soro.

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01:23:35.560 --> 01:23:39.920
<v Speaker 2>It just ends with like the fucking phoniest vincepect Man?

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01:23:40.399 --> 01:23:42.359
<v Speaker 1>Is there a better way to end it? I think, now,

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01:23:44.800 --> 01:23:49.880
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck just happened? You know, like, what the

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01:23:50.039 --> 01:23:54.359
<v Speaker 1>fuck just happened? Arthur Q is with Jimmy Hart b

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01:23:55.000 --> 01:23:55.800
<v Speaker 1>backstage with me.

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01:23:55.920 --> 01:23:59.720
<v Speaker 15>Now is Jimmy Hart Jimmy, I guess Rick Springfield does

1417
01:23:59.800 --> 01:24:01.960
<v Speaker 15>not have to eat his heart out anymore.

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01:24:02.279 --> 01:24:03.319
<v Speaker 4>I was ripped off, and.

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01:24:05.399 --> 01:24:09.000
<v Speaker 2>I guess Rick Springfield doesn't have to eat his heart

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01:24:09.079 --> 01:24:14.560
<v Speaker 2>out anymore. Martha, Martha, I I I'm with you the

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01:24:14.600 --> 01:24:20.279
<v Speaker 2>whole fucking time, and then you just you just trying

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01:24:21.159 --> 01:24:21.800
<v Speaker 2>by trying.

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01:24:22.159 --> 01:24:23.560
<v Speaker 6>I was robbed your dog.

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01:24:23.640 --> 01:24:24.399
<v Speaker 4>There's no doubt about it.

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01:24:24.479 --> 01:24:26.680
<v Speaker 14>He paid the stupid bantle there to play out a heat.

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01:24:26.720 --> 01:24:28.880
<v Speaker 5>There's no doubt that song should have been called Grabbed

1427
01:24:28.920 --> 01:24:31.000
<v Speaker 5>Them Herors, not grabbed Them Cakes, because every time he

1428
01:24:31.079 --> 01:24:32.880
<v Speaker 5>sings for people get music poisoning.

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01:24:33.159 --> 01:24:34.279
<v Speaker 4>That's horrible. I wanted.

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01:24:34.800 --> 01:24:38.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry what music poison? Music poisoning.

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01:24:39.399 --> 01:24:40.079
<v Speaker 6>Got ripped off.

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01:24:40.199 --> 01:24:40.800
<v Speaker 4>I got robbed.

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01:24:40.800 --> 01:24:42.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to thank anybody for it. I don't

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01:24:42.319 --> 01:24:44.680
<v Speaker 1>think nobody. I promise you right now, I am sick

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01:24:44.720 --> 01:24:45.439
<v Speaker 1>of trying, of being.

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01:24:45.399 --> 01:24:46.239
<v Speaker 5>Robbed and ripped off.

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01:24:51.279 --> 01:24:54.039
<v Speaker 6>He got no carriage like that.

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01:24:59.560 --> 01:25:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Bos off of a handful of.

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01:25:01.520 --> 01:25:02.920
<v Speaker 15>This has not been an easy night.

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01:25:03.119 --> 01:25:03.920
<v Speaker 4>It really has not.

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01:25:08.039 --> 01:25:11.840
<v Speaker 2>I can't see for myself, has not has not.

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01:25:12.760 --> 01:25:15.039
<v Speaker 1>And j Y D drags Jimmy Hart kicking and screaming

1443
01:25:15.079 --> 01:25:16.840
<v Speaker 1>out back onto the stage and puts him on the

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01:25:16.880 --> 01:25:18.800
<v Speaker 1>floor and puts his knee on his back and rips

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01:25:18.840 --> 01:25:21.159
<v Speaker 1>his pants off, as Vince says.

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01:25:21.079 --> 01:25:22.720
<v Speaker 2>We hope no, it's such a fucking mess.

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01:25:23.800 --> 01:25:26.199
<v Speaker 1>As Vince says, we hope you enjoyed the slammings from Baltimore.

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01:25:26.319 --> 01:25:28.199
<v Speaker 1>So long as they sign off and Jimmy and is

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01:25:28.279 --> 01:25:31.680
<v Speaker 1>underwear leaps and scurries away as they play Real American

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01:25:31.800 --> 01:25:35.159
<v Speaker 1>once again. So Jimmy Hart is underwear as Real American plays.

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01:25:35.199 --> 01:25:36.199
<v Speaker 1>That's how this one's gonna end.

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01:25:36.640 --> 01:25:39.199
<v Speaker 2>Yep, yep, I mean, I guess that's as much Hogan

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01:25:39.239 --> 01:25:40.520
<v Speaker 2>as you can get for something like that. You get

1454
01:25:40.520 --> 01:25:41.920
<v Speaker 2>at least you got Jimmy Hart out there, and.

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01:25:43.399 --> 01:25:43.600
<v Speaker 3>You know.

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01:25:45.119 --> 01:25:46.880
<v Speaker 2>His a little weasel.

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01:25:46.920 --> 01:25:50.359
<v Speaker 1>Executive producer Vince McMahon, Producer Nelson sweg Lar, director Kirwin

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01:25:50.399 --> 01:25:53.359
<v Speaker 1>Sylphie's or event coordinator as George Scott, the booker are

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01:25:53.479 --> 01:25:55.319
<v Speaker 1>unit manager Bobby Dean assistant director.

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01:25:56.119 --> 01:25:59.159
<v Speaker 2>Ah, well, we can't call you booker, so I'll tell

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01:25:59.159 --> 01:26:04.800
<v Speaker 2>you what, mom. How about event coordinator? You coordinate the

1462
01:26:05.439 --> 01:26:08.479
<v Speaker 2>tell all right, that's what you do. You coordinate the

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01:26:08.560 --> 01:26:09.640
<v Speaker 2>events that people see.

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01:26:09.680 --> 01:26:13.960
<v Speaker 1>Your assistant director Kevin Dunn, who definitely thought that he

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01:26:14.079 --> 01:26:16.079
<v Speaker 1>was on his way to a real career in real

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01:26:16.399 --> 01:26:17.199
<v Speaker 1>stage directing.

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<v Speaker 2>By believe, I imagine that this is probably the beginning

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01:26:23.239 --> 01:26:28.479
<v Speaker 2>of the end of his like of his belief that

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01:26:28.600 --> 01:26:31.760
<v Speaker 2>he had a career outside of yes.

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01:26:31.800 --> 01:26:34.479
<v Speaker 1>That he could take the things he was learning producing

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01:26:34.479 --> 01:26:37.560
<v Speaker 1>wrestling television and apply them to anything else ever in

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01:26:37.600 --> 01:26:38.439
<v Speaker 1>the rest of his life.

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01:26:38.920 --> 01:26:43.720
<v Speaker 2>Listen, listen all I'm gonna say, Kevin, just grow a

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01:26:44.880 --> 01:26:48.479
<v Speaker 2>massive attachment to that last name, because you're done.

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<v Speaker 1>For Titan Sports Basil Levito and Steve Taylor for MTV Networks,

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01:26:51.399 --> 01:26:54.960
<v Speaker 1>Doug Herzog, Deborah Leebling, Ken Miller, and Martha Quinn. This

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01:26:55.079 --> 01:26:59.760
<v Speaker 1>has been a Titan Sport production copyright nineteen eighty six,

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01:27:00.239 --> 01:27:02.279
<v Speaker 1>and this has been the lapsed fan's treatment of the

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01:27:02.359 --> 01:27:05.560
<v Speaker 1>first ever ww F Slammy Awards. Boss, I think the

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01:27:05.640 --> 01:27:09.600
<v Speaker 1>award for Best Podcast on the Slamms eighty six can

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01:27:09.680 --> 01:27:10.720
<v Speaker 1>go to only one winner.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you next time.