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<v Speaker 1>Wrestling journalists around the world, polish up your resumes, because

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<v Speaker 1>if the first round of the TLFX Games King of

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<v Speaker 1>the Cast tournament is any indication, the famed lapsed editor

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<v Speaker 1>from a lapsed fan wrestling podcast is going to make

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<v Speaker 1>a strong run, though he couldn't face more forceful opposition

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<v Speaker 1>and one of the more storied characters in TLFX history,

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<v Speaker 1>that being, of course, lapsed Jesse Ventura, the former governor

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<v Speaker 1>of the great State of Minnesota. Hi, Welcome back in

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<v Speaker 1>to the TLFX Games event center. I'm Sean Mooney, and

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<v Speaker 1>our next encounter has all kinds of ramifications up and

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<v Speaker 1>down the tournament structure because the lapsed editor is the

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<v Speaker 1>gentleman who did me the courtesy of knocking me out

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<v Speaker 1>of this farce so that idn't had to continue any further.

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<v Speaker 1>Would have loved to have had a boss like him

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<v Speaker 1>back when I was working in the news business, but

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<v Speaker 1>here he was able to sort of boss me around.

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<v Speaker 1>In the first round, I lost to the lapsed editor

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<v Speaker 1>eighty nine percent to eleven percent, and have never been

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<v Speaker 1>more happier to lose anything by such a strong degree.

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<v Speaker 1>His opposition laps Jesse was able to handle the defeat

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<v Speaker 1>his fellow Minnesota area mid West wrestling legend and lapsed

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<v Speaker 1>Oli Anderson laps Jesse, picking up eighty nine point four percent.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the vote.

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<v Speaker 1>Collapsed always ten point six percent, So really a collision

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<v Speaker 1>between runaway favorites and slam dunk first round outcomes during

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<v Speaker 1>the tof X Games event center. Before we get to

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<v Speaker 1>our words from our participants, we do want to remind

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<v Speaker 1>you that the King of the Cast tournament is, of

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<v Speaker 1>course brought to you by our friends at Garage Beer,

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<v Speaker 1>small batch light beer, flavored beer. Definitely not an IPA

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<v Speaker 1>garage beer. The garage is always open. Let's kick it

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<v Speaker 1>off now with words from the newsroom collapse editor.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you something, all right, Like I beat

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<v Speaker 2>some fucking clown. I don't fucking understand the whole business.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give a shit. I'll tell you what. The

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<v Speaker 2>one thing that I think is is if there's anybody

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm going to face this fucking thing that I

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<v Speaker 2>think is a legitimate individual, I'll at least take this

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<v Speaker 2>fucking clown in Ventura. All right. This guy at least

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<v Speaker 2>was a fucking politician, you know, he and he and

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<v Speaker 2>he was governor of Minnesota and the mayor of Brooklyn Park, Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, at least there's some legitimacy. They're not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have a fucking conversation with the guy without feeling like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm being hoodwinked. But I don't know what to listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be here, That's number one. I

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<v Speaker 2>was fucking The reason I'm here right now is because

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<v Speaker 2>I was kidnapped by these fucking phonies, all right. They

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<v Speaker 2>put a fucking hood over my head, threw me in

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking van, and all of a sudden, I'm in

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<v Speaker 2>this fucking tournament, so this fucking bullshit title. Now, Listen,

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<v Speaker 2>If the only fucking way I can get out of

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<v Speaker 2>here is by winning this fucking thing, I'm gonna fucking

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<v Speaker 2>win it. And then I'm gonna expose all you motherfuckers,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, because the people of America deserved the truth,

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<v Speaker 2>and the truth is you're all fucking phonies. You're all

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<v Speaker 2>fucking assholes, and you are pulling the wall over the

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<v Speaker 2>eyes of the American people for since we just fucking

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<v Speaker 2>shit's been going on, and I'm tired of it. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>fucking tired of it. And if I gotta go through

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<v Speaker 2>fucking Jesse, the fucking idiot Ventura. Fine. All I hope,

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<v Speaker 2>I swear to fucking christ all I hope is that

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<v Speaker 2>I get down to fucking Vince McMahon, get me one

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<v Speaker 2>on one with him so I can fucking nail that

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<v Speaker 2>son of a bitch trialing the fucking press victory in

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<v Speaker 2>the fucking press. King of the fucking Press, that's who

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<v Speaker 2>I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck this shit, it's wrong word there from the LAPS editor,

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<v Speaker 1>all the way from the newsroom where he is, no

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<v Speaker 1>doubt coordinating coverage of the tournament, he declares to not

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<v Speaker 1>care about whatsoever the King of the Cast tournament, though,

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<v Speaker 1>definitely is I on who we'd like to see across

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<v Speaker 1>the bracket, and I guess TLFX games voters across the country,

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<v Speaker 1>in the world. In fact, we're able to get a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a glimpse of what happens when you let

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<v Speaker 1>him on the ballot. That's Jesse now advancing to the

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<v Speaker 1>next round of the King of the Cast. Here he is.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, we're getting to my favorite time of

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<v Speaker 2>the year. We're getting to election season. And you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>not only are we going to be electing a new

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<v Speaker 2>president of the United States. Come November, we're also going

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<v Speaker 2>to be electing King of the Cast. And who better

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<v Speaker 2>to be King of the Cast and the former governor

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<v Speaker 2>of Minnesota. I believe in having a third a third

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<v Speaker 2>party as King of the Cast. And I'm Jesse the Mind,

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse the Body, Jesse the Hall of Famer, Jesse the

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<v Speaker 2>Navy Seal Ventura. All right, I've got a guy across

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<v Speaker 2>from me, a newspaper editor. But I'll tell you the

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<v Speaker 2>one thing. What are his credentials? You know, what kind

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<v Speaker 2>of job says he had? From what I gathered, the

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<v Speaker 2>guy's been going around country, you know, all over state

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<v Speaker 2>to state, all over these great this great country of ours,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's been getting jobs everywhere, trying to expose the

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<v Speaker 2>wrestling business. You know, I want to tell you something.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy thinks he's a patriot. Well, there's much more

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<v Speaker 2>to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the

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<v Speaker 2>pledgure raising a flag. You know, I'll be fine facing

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<v Speaker 2>this guy one on one, And I'll tell you what

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<v Speaker 2>when I beat this guy. When I beat this this

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<v Speaker 2>newspaper man, I'm gonna bring him down to Mexico. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get him off the grid. And I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>see exactly how much he likes enchiladas. You know, I'll say,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, he's gonna think. Enchiladas are pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess enchiladas are very good. Why wouldn't he so?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, mister editor, I don't even know your fucking name.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't support this, this kind of an individual. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't support communism. I don't like that type of government.

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<v Speaker 2>Government is connected to everything we do, unless you're off

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<v Speaker 2>the grid, like Jesse the Body Ventura. And I'll tell

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<v Speaker 2>you what, I don't care what happens. I don't care

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<v Speaker 2>what we do when we get down to it, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'll say when if you can, lose, if you must,

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<v Speaker 2>but always cheat, and I don't mind cheating.

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<v Speaker 1>The newspaper, the fourth Estate on trial as much as

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<v Speaker 1>anything else, and the King of the Cast tournament. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the TLFX games matchup between the lapsed Editor and lapsed

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse the Body of Mentor. I can't wait to see

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<v Speaker 1>the outcome there. And of course you want to keep

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<v Speaker 1>your eyes locked to the lapsed fan's ex account at

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<v Speaker 1>the Lapsed Fan that's where you're going to get your

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<v Speaker 1>details as to when you can vote on who advances

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<v Speaker 1>to the quarterfinal round of this King of the Cast

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<v Speaker 1>tournament and celebration of ten years of the Lapsed Fan

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<v Speaker 1>Wrestling podcast that will do It Here in the event center.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you next time. I'm Sean Moody.