Speaker 1: Wrestling journalists around the world, polish up your resumes, because
Speaker 1: if the first round of the TLFX Games King of
Speaker 1: the Cast tournament is any indication, the famed lapsed editor
Speaker 1: from a lapsed fan wrestling podcast is going to make
Speaker 1: a strong run, though he couldn't face more forceful opposition
Speaker 1: and one of the more storied characters in TLFX history,
Speaker 1: that being, of course, lapsed Jesse Ventura, the former governor
Speaker 1: of the great State of Minnesota. Hi, Welcome back in
Speaker 1: to the TLFX Games event center. I'm Sean Mooney, and
Speaker 1: our next encounter has all kinds of ramifications up and
Speaker 1: down the tournament structure because the lapsed editor is the
Speaker 1: gentleman who did me the courtesy of knocking me out
Speaker 1: of this farce so that idn't had to continue any further.
Speaker 1: Would have loved to have had a boss like him
Speaker 1: back when I was working in the news business, but
Speaker 1: here he was able to sort of boss me around.
Speaker 1: In the first round, I lost to the lapsed editor
Speaker 1: eighty nine percent to eleven percent, and have never been
Speaker 1: more happier to lose anything by such a strong degree.
Speaker 1: His opposition laps Jesse was able to handle the defeat
Speaker 1: his fellow Minnesota area mid West wrestling legend and lapsed
Speaker 1: Oli Anderson laps Jesse, picking up eighty nine point four percent.
Speaker 2: Of the vote.
Speaker 1: Collapsed always ten point six percent, So really a collision
Speaker 1: between runaway favorites and slam dunk first round outcomes during
Speaker 1: the tof X Games event center. Before we get to
Speaker 1: our words from our participants, we do want to remind
Speaker 1: you that the King of the Cast tournament is, of
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Speaker 1: small batch light beer, flavored beer. Definitely not an IPA
Speaker 1: garage beer. The garage is always open. Let's kick it
Speaker 1: off now with words from the newsroom collapse editor.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, all right, Like I beat
Speaker 2: some fucking clown. I don't fucking understand the whole business.
Speaker 2: I don't give a shit. I'll tell you what. The
Speaker 2: one thing that I think is is if there's anybody
Speaker 2: that I'm going to face this fucking thing that I
Speaker 2: think is a legitimate individual, I'll at least take this
Speaker 2: fucking clown in Ventura. All right. This guy at least
Speaker 2: was a fucking politician, you know, he and he and
Speaker 2: he was governor of Minnesota and the mayor of Brooklyn Park, Minnesota.
Speaker 2: You know, at least there's some legitimacy. They're not gonna
Speaker 2: have a fucking conversation with the guy without feeling like
Speaker 2: I'm being hoodwinked. But I don't know what to listen.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be here, That's number one. I
Speaker 2: was fucking The reason I'm here right now is because
Speaker 2: I was kidnapped by these fucking phonies, all right. They
Speaker 2: put a fucking hood over my head, threw me in
Speaker 2: a fucking van, and all of a sudden, I'm in
Speaker 2: this fucking tournament, so this fucking bullshit title. Now, Listen,
Speaker 2: If the only fucking way I can get out of
Speaker 2: here is by winning this fucking thing, I'm gonna fucking
Speaker 2: win it. And then I'm gonna expose all you motherfuckers,
Speaker 2: all right, because the people of America deserved the truth,
Speaker 2: and the truth is you're all fucking phonies. You're all
Speaker 2: fucking assholes, and you are pulling the wall over the
Speaker 2: eyes of the American people for since we just fucking
Speaker 2: shit's been going on, and I'm tired of it. I'm
Speaker 2: fucking tired of it. And if I gotta go through
Speaker 2: fucking Jesse, the fucking idiot Ventura. Fine. All I hope,
Speaker 2: I swear to fucking christ all I hope is that
Speaker 2: I get down to fucking Vince McMahon, get me one
Speaker 2: on one with him so I can fucking nail that
Speaker 2: son of a bitch trialing the fucking press victory in
Speaker 2: the fucking press. King of the fucking Press, that's who
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: Fuck this shit, it's wrong word there from the LAPS editor,
Speaker 1: all the way from the newsroom where he is, no
Speaker 1: doubt coordinating coverage of the tournament, he declares to not
Speaker 1: care about whatsoever the King of the Cast tournament, though,
Speaker 1: definitely is I on who we'd like to see across
Speaker 1: the bracket, and I guess TLFX games voters across the country,
Speaker 1: in the world. In fact, we're able to get a
Speaker 1: bit of a glimpse of what happens when you let
Speaker 1: him on the ballot. That's Jesse now advancing to the
Speaker 1: next round of the King of the Cast. Here he is.
Speaker 2: You know what, we're getting to my favorite time of
Speaker 2: the year. We're getting to election season. And you know what,
Speaker 2: not only are we going to be electing a new
Speaker 2: president of the United States. Come November, we're also going
Speaker 2: to be electing King of the Cast. And who better
Speaker 2: to be King of the Cast and the former governor
Speaker 2: of Minnesota. I believe in having a third a third
Speaker 2: party as King of the Cast. And I'm Jesse the Mind,
Speaker 2: Jesse the Body, Jesse the Hall of Famer, Jesse the
Speaker 2: Navy Seal Ventura. All right, I've got a guy across
Speaker 2: from me, a newspaper editor. But I'll tell you the
Speaker 2: one thing. What are his credentials? You know, what kind
Speaker 2: of job says he had? From what I gathered, the
Speaker 2: guy's been going around country, you know, all over state
Speaker 2: to state, all over these great this great country of ours,
Speaker 2: and he's been getting jobs everywhere, trying to expose the
Speaker 2: wrestling business. You know, I want to tell you something.
Speaker 2: This guy thinks he's a patriot. Well, there's much more
Speaker 2: to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the
Speaker 2: pledgure raising a flag. You know, I'll be fine facing
Speaker 2: this guy one on one, And I'll tell you what
Speaker 2: when I beat this guy. When I beat this this
Speaker 2: newspaper man, I'm gonna bring him down to Mexico. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get him off the grid. And I'm gonna
Speaker 2: see exactly how much he likes enchiladas. You know, I'll say,
Speaker 2: you know what, he's gonna think. Enchiladas are pretty good.
Speaker 2: I guess enchiladas are very good. Why wouldn't he so?
Speaker 2: Come on, mister editor, I don't even know your fucking name.
Speaker 2: I don't support this, this kind of an individual. I
Speaker 2: don't support communism. I don't like that type of government.
Speaker 2: Government is connected to everything we do, unless you're off
Speaker 2: the grid, like Jesse the Body Ventura. And I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what, I don't care what happens. I don't care
Speaker 2: what we do when we get down to it, but
Speaker 2: I'll say when if you can, lose, if you must,
Speaker 2: but always cheat, and I don't mind cheating.
Speaker 1: The newspaper, the fourth Estate on trial as much as
Speaker 1: anything else, and the King of the Cast tournament. It's
Speaker 1: the TLFX games matchup between the lapsed Editor and lapsed
Speaker 1: Jesse the Body of Mentor. I can't wait to see
Speaker 1: the outcome there. And of course you want to keep
Speaker 1: your eyes locked to the lapsed fan's ex account at
Speaker 1: the Lapsed Fan that's where you're going to get your
Speaker 1: details as to when you can vote on who advances
Speaker 1: to the quarterfinal round of this King of the Cast
Speaker 1: tournament and celebration of ten years of the Lapsed Fan
Speaker 1: Wrestling podcast that will do It Here in the event center.
Speaker 1: We'll see you next time. I'm Sean Moody.